EMT 02/10/18

EMT.

It does the body good.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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1 !

Posted by: JT at February 10, 2018 05:55 AM (6Ylg4)

2 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 05:55 AM (aC6Sd)

3 What's up with the site

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 10, 2018 05:58 AM (czkHE)

4 Morning Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at February 10, 2018 05:58 AM (cHbmY)

5 G'mornin' Horde !

Need.
Coffee.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 10, 2018 05:59 AM (SUFnU)

6 3 What's up with the site
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 10, 2018 05:58 AM (czkHE)

A little early for a trick question

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 10, 2018 06:00 AM (AsqfC)

7 mornin' horde

Posted by: wing at February 10, 2018 06:02 AM (RSMz4)

8 yo morning all. two words NAS CAR

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 10, 2018 06:06 AM (BtQd4)

9 Happy Saturday!

On this date in 1258, Baghdad fell to the Mongols.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 10, 2018 06:07 AM (y+SdL)

10 Turned out the Mongols just wanted jobs and a better life, Dreamers really.

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 06:09 AM (aC6Sd)

11 Morning

Posted by: socalcon at February 10, 2018 06:10 AM (WAnre)

12 3 {hurriedly compiling a list }

Posted by: socalcon at February 10, 2018 06:13 AM (WAnre)

13 Turned out the Mongols just wanted jobs and a better life, Dreamers really.
Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 06:09 AM

And a pyramid of human heads. But seriously, after Deflategate, do we Americans *really* have room to talk?

Posted by: Vanya at February 10, 2018 06:15 AM (ZmtfW)

14 Turn over to watch the speed skating. Some spaz hyped up on Korean coffee is telling me how this Olympics will bring the Koreas together.

Also, there are North Korean cheerleaders. They haven't shown pics yet though.

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 06:15 AM (8ikIW)

15 Dozed off and just woke up but;

Good Morning Morons

More Noos; today is Saturday, February 10, 2018. On this day in 1954 President Dwight Eisenhower warned against United States intervention in Vietnam. But when he left office he had sent 900 military advisers there. When JFK took over he sent combat troops and escalated American involvement. After many years and 55,220 US combat deaths all US troops had withdrawn after the so-called Paris Peace accords. After the communists ignored the peace accords and escalated again in 1975 the Democrat congress cut off all aid to South Vietnam. My ship was on the way over there with a squadron of attack jets for the South. We had to turn around and take them back. The GD Democrats are good for starting wars but they puss out real quick. We essentially threw away 58,000 Americans and spent trillions for NOTHING. Thank you Democrat traitors. This was why I was against going into Iraq. After that one was won Obama gave it back to the muzzies. If I sound bitter it is because I am.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:16 AM (mpXpK)

16 We had heard at one point yesterday that Trump had agreed to release the Democrat's FISA rebuttal despite it being packed with classified information to make him deny release in order for them to score political points. Well that was fake news. He sent it back to the Democrats on the committee with the offending passages highlighted. Of course Shitty Schumer went right into the attack mode. We will have to wait and see how the MFM handles it but I know what I expect.

http://tinyurl.com/yb7ta6xo

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:17 AM (mpXpK)

17 That illegal Mexican who killed two cops and said he was going to kill more has been found guilty. The prosecutors in Sacramento say they will seek the death penalty. The last execution in CA was in 2006 of a career murderer who killed his first victim in 1974 and was involved in a plot with another inmate to kill the witnesses against him in his murder trial. After several were killed the released inmate was captured with the 'hit list' in 1980 and he was convicted of more murders then. So it really took 32 years to execute this vermin in CA. So I would expect this illegal to die in prison before CA gets around to executing him. Too bad CA can't hang is dead body after death the way the British did Oliver Cromwell.

http://tinyurl.com/y7e2b9ok

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:17 AM (mpXpK)

18 CA is suing Trump to stop the border wall before it even starts. And they have gone judge shopping to their favorite Obama appointed Trump hater.

http://tinyurl.com/yclmma3t

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:17 AM (mpXpK)

19 Boston cops have seized 33 pounds of fentanyl from a gang associated with Mexican drug lords. No we don't need no stinkin' wall.

http://tinyurl.com/y9q5wstm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:18 AM (mpXpK)

20 Trump's Fed member pick is now being said to fail because like always the communists have a solid opposition and already one Republican has said to be opposed. Asshole Rand Paul who is just a regular I hate everything. I'm sure he will be joined by numerous RINOs and DIABLOs.

http://tinyurl.com/y8znx3nc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:18 AM (mpXpK)

21 There is now mass out-migration from the SF Bay Area. People are finally fed up with housing prices and crime. Yeah, I left in 1977 and it was getting bad then. It is awful now. Companies in Silicon Valley say even highly skilled engineers there can not afford housing.

http://tinyurl.com/y8cwyjey

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:18 AM (mpXpK)

22 All FBI and DOJ corruption roads lead to Obama. I think everyone knew that.

http://tinyurl.com/yahjcwwt

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:18 AM (mpXpK)

23 LOL, blue on blue war. Watermelons are suing the EPA over ethanol requirements. This is one case I hope those assholes win.

http://tinyurl.com/y9h4e7gk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:19 AM (mpXpK)

24 , there are North Korean cheerleaders. They haven't shown pics yet though.
Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 20

Give me a G!
Give me a U!
Give me an L-A-G!

What's that spell?!

Elimination of counterrevolutionary elements and social criminals!!!!

WOOHOOO!! *waves pompoms*

Posted by: Vanya at February 10, 2018 06:19 AM (ZmtfW)

25 Even the left leaning The Hill says the DOJ is still overrun with Obama holdovers. Sessions may have recused himself from the Russia mess but he can still fire all those Obama goons.

http://tinyurl.com/y7bz73x9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:19 AM (mpXpK)

26 RIP actor John Gavin at 86.

http://tinyurl.com/y7efh7m5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:19 AM (mpXpK)

27
Ramirez

http://tinyurl.com/y749rptz

And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:20 AM (mpXpK)

28 Ramirez

http://tinyurl.com/y749rptz

And that's it for today.

Heh. Good one.

Thanks for the news Vic

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 06:21 AM (8ikIW)

29 Off to get some breakfast so I can take my morning drugs. Be back in a bit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:22 AM (mpXpK)

30 Watching the campaign commercial for Illinois Dem governor candidates, they all proudly say they are "progressives" and want to make those damn billionaires their fair share.
How dare they use the tax code to avoid taxes!!

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 06:24 AM (8ikIW)

31
Same redacted words, over and over. Very curious.

S▀ ▀ ney B▀ ▀ ▀ enthal

It's a mystery.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 10, 2018 06:24 AM (2FqvZ)

32 Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 06:24 AM

Headline from 2020:

Illionois Sees Massive Wealth Exodus; Officials Mystified

Posted by: Vanya at February 10, 2018 06:27 AM (ZmtfW)

33 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 06:32 AM (EyPfd)

34 Is anyone left still working at DoJ?

Seems like people are bailing left and right.

Wonder what might be causing that.

Shame we don't have a curious Press to seek answers to that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 06:33 AM (EyPfd)

35 Funny how the Progressive cure for what ails all successful countries is to 1) give up Christianity, 2) accept 3rd world shitholers, 3) transfer wealth from middle class to shitholers and 1%ers, and 4) accept rule of unelected.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 10, 2018 06:35 AM (BtQd4)

36 Well I'm back and gobbling a sausage egg and cheese biscuit as fast as I can after taking pills.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:36 AM (mpXpK)

37 Been reading the flaming skull post from last night. Still trying to get my head around it. I guess they knew it was coming out and are trying to get in front of it.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 10, 2018 06:38 AM (+Tibp)

38
Entrepreneur 101:
A Girl Scout sold 300 boxes of cookies in 6 hours - by setting up near a legal marijuana shop.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 10, 2018 06:39 AM (2FqvZ)

39 Damn missed that flaming skull post last night. Must have dozed off again. I'll have to go back and catch it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:42 AM (mpXpK)

40 "A Girl Scout sold 300 boxes of cookies in 6 hours - by setting up near a legal marijuana shop."

I thought I had seem a follow up story where the Girl Scouts Organization was actually investigating if she had violated some type of internal law concerning where she sold them.

Can't find the link right now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 06:42 AM (EyPfd)

41 Do the Girl Scouts have a swat team?

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 10, 2018 06:44 AM (czkHE)

42 30 Somewhere zombie Karl Marx is smiling

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 06:44 AM (aC6Sd)

43 Haha, Ace's final words; "It's time for jail cells -- at least.".

It was time for jail cells a year ago or more.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:44 AM (mpXpK)

44 I thought I had seem a follow up story where the Girl Scouts Organization was actually investigating if she had violated some type of internal law concerning where she sold them.

Can't find the link right now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 06:42 AM

Yeah, there's some concern:

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/2/9/16993528/girl-
scout-cookies-marijuana-legalization

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 10, 2018 06:45 AM (2FqvZ)

45
Liberals: We should support the Girl Scouts and Planned Parenthood by buying GS cookies, but we need to crack down on the epidemic of obesity in the country.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 10, 2018 06:47 AM (2FqvZ)

46 I'm thinking bacon, egg, cheese on a toasted bagel to go with this coffee pot I'm working on

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 06:48 AM (aC6Sd)

47 Wifey got me a package of bagels a week ago and I don't know what to do with them.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:50 AM (mpXpK)

48 Morning! too early to be up.. still dark outside..

We ended up getting a foot of snow here.. now it's just cold.. come on spring!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 10, 2018 06:51 AM (5tSKk)

49 Warm and rain out there again this morning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:51 AM (mpXpK)

50 "We essentially threw away 58,000 Americans and spent trillions for NOTHING. Thank you Democrat traitors. This was why I was against going into Iraq. After that one was won Obama gave it back to the muzzies. If I sound bitter it is because I am. "
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

thanks for the extra history Vic

I make the point that the Dems have given away our victories, and have seen one of those 5 minute videos (afterburner?) on Vietnam and the Dems withholding funding for South Vietnam, which sealed their fate.

But you add more detail (and I need to study more, but truth can make one bitter indeed, even if not involved first hand) ... with the current "treason" going on trying to protect Hillary and destroy Trump, there would be a good book on how the "commies" infiltrated our country. A lot of military seem to be the last stand for US now, backing Trump and Grassley and a bunch of IGs.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 10, 2018 06:52 AM (bT8Z4)

51 I should have told her; "hey what's with this yankee Joo food"?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:52 AM (mpXpK)

52 "Wifey got me a package of bagels a week ago and I don't know what to do with them. "

If they are already a week old, you might let the squirrels use them as stones in little squirrel curling contests in the back yard.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 06:53 AM (EyPfd)

53 Somewhere I picked up a annoying thing and get ads that pop up on my tablet. Has nothing to do with any site I'm on, just maybe every half hour or so it freezes a second then a ad page for a product comes up. I hit the back button and it clears right away.

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 06:53 AM (aC6Sd)

54 Asshole Rand Paul who is just a regular I hate everything. I'm sure he will be joined by numerous RINOs and DIABLOs.

If we followed Rand Paul's principles this country would be far better off. He and his father are not good retail politicians and come across as curmudgeonly.

Posted by: clutch at February 10, 2018 06:53 AM (kiSdp)

55 Bad Vic, let a bag of bagels go to waste

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 06:54 AM (aC6Sd)

56 50 But you add more detail (and I need to study more,
but truth can make one bitter indeed, even if not involved first hand)
... with the current "treason" going on trying to protect Hillary and
destroy Trump, there would be a good book on how the "commies"
infiltrated our country. A lot of military seem to be the last stand
for US now, backing Trump and Grassley and a bunch of IGs.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 10, 2018 06:52 AM (bT8Z4)

This was one where I was there. Got into a big argument with my brother over the Iraq invasion at his son's wedding reception over it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:54 AM (mpXpK)

57 52 If they are already a week old, you might let the
squirrels use them as stones in little squirrel curling contests in the
back yard.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 06:53 AM (EyPfd)

They go stale that fast?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:55 AM (mpXpK)

58 45

Liberals: We should support the Girl Scouts and Planned Parenthood
by buying GS cookies, but we need to crack down on the epidemic of
obesity in the country.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 10, 2018 06:47 AM (2FqvZ)

Funny how they support the Girl Scouts when they failed to have them killed by Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 10, 2018 06:55 AM (8iiMU)

59 If they are already a week old, you might let the squirrels use them as stones in little squirrel curling contests in the back yard.
__________________

Now squirrel curling might be fun to watch.

Olympic curling . . . not so much.

Posted by: Justice at February 10, 2018 06:55 AM (fqUgw)

60 Rand is right, hardly anyone wants to hear it. I am sure Sen. Pat Toomey agrees with him.

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 06:56 AM (aC6Sd)

61 They go stale that fast?

A week is good enough to fossilize them.

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 10, 2018 06:56 AM (vWMNq)

62 54 If we followed Rand Paul's principles this country
would be far better off. He and his father are not good retail
politicians and come across as curmudgeonly.

Posted by: clutch at February 10, 2018 06:53 AM (kiSdp)

Some of them maybe, all of them no. He is becoming more and more like his father.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:57 AM (mpXpK)

63 They go stale that fast?
Posted by: Vic

The real ones do. The packaged supermarket ones will last, like any supermarket bread

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 06:57 AM (8ikIW)

64 They go stale that fast?
______________

You can soften them up in the microwave. Just don't leave them in too long, or they'll end up as paving stones.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 10, 2018 06:57 AM (fqUgw)

65 25 Sessions may have recused himself from the Russia mess but he can still fire all those Obama goons.

It's been over a year.

Posted by: jsg at February 10, 2018 06:57 AM (YoU+v)

66 If unopened toast one and try it

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 06:57 AM (aC6Sd)

67 "They go stale that fast?"
I guess it depends on who made them

You get those Thomases, and Pepperage Farm commercially made ones with the preservatives, they will probably stay fresh.

You get those artisan, zero preservative ones, and they would probably not fair as well over a week.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 06:58 AM (EyPfd)

68 Funny how the Progressive cure for what ails all successful countries is to 1) give up Christianity, 2) accept 3rd world shitholers, 3) transfer wealth from middle class to shitholers and 1%ers, and 4) accept rule of unelected.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 10, 2018 06:35 AM (BtQd4)
I'm not sure we are permanently past #1 and into the other 3. I do agree that those 4 are their plan though.

Posted by: clutch at February 10, 2018 06:59 AM (kiSdp)

69 66
If unopened toast one and try it

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 06:57 AM (aC6Sd)

May do that later this morning for second breakfast. What do you put on them?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:59 AM (mpXpK)

70 CA is suing Trump to stop the border wall before it even starts. And they have gone judge shopping to their favorite Obama appointed Trump hater.

http://tinyurl.com/yclmma3t
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:17 AM (mpXpK)

I've got an idea. Just move the wall to California's borders with Nevada and Oregon. Happy & happy.

Posted by: Deep Moron #367 at February 10, 2018 06:59 AM (bJEIc)

71 I think my plan for a left over bagel has been thwarted, it seems to be gone.

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 07:00 AM (aC6Sd)

72 54 If we followed Rand Paul's principles this country
would be far better off.
_____________

Paul is one of the few pointing out the insanity of the U.S. government borrowing a million dollars a minute.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 10, 2018 07:00 AM (fqUgw)

73 May do that later this morning for second breakfast. What do you put on them?
Posted by: Vic

I do PBJs with them. Or cream cheese and jam. Or egg and cheese, throw on some bacon to make the Rabbi go "OY"

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:00 AM (8ikIW)

74 "What do you put on them?"

Pretty much anything that you might like on toast.

Butter
Cream Cheese
Flavored Cream Cheese
Favorite Jelly/jam

Traditional is Cream Cheese.
But hey, your bagel, your taste, your mouth.
Do what you wish.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:01 AM (EyPfd)

75 "I think my plan for a left over bagel has been thwarted, it seems to be gone."

You have any squirrels in the back yard?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:02 AM (EyPfd)

76 FOUND IT!

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 07:02 AM (aC6Sd)

77 Been reading the flaming skull post from last night. Still trying to get my head around it. I guess they knew it was coming out and are trying to get in front of it.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0
________

The Obama Administration was proactive in dealing with Russia. They would communicate through back channels, saying such things as --

WE do not WANT war, nor do we wish TO DESTROY the relationship between our nations. Realizing that DONALD TRUMP may become president soon ....

Just regular affaires d'�tat and stuff.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 10, 2018 07:03 AM (y+SdL)

78 I'm back in business

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 07:03 AM (aC6Sd)

79 I've got an idea. Just move the wall to California's borders with Nevada and Oregon. Happy & happy.
_________________

Don't forget us here in AZ. We're sick of those CA loons moving here and stirring up shit. And a lot of their illegal alien criminal population also seems to find its way here too.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 10, 2018 07:03 AM (fqUgw)

80 FOUND IT!

grey or red ?

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 10, 2018 07:03 AM (vWMNq)

81 Now I had to go looking. 3 bagels left. I haz happy.

Posted by: jsg at February 10, 2018 07:03 AM (YoU+v)

82
Rand is right and Trump is right. Back in the late 1990's the Labor Participation Rate (LPR) hit its highest point. 70% or so of Americans eligible to be in the labor force were employed. Budget deficits were just about completely disappearing.

Since then it's been a near constant 20 year decline to a little over 60% LPR. Budget deficits up the ask. If tax cuts and higher take home pay nudge people back into the workforce and off the dole then budget deficits will ease. It's gotta happen, because the alternative is a nightmare.

Rand is warning of the nightmare while not seeing a barely flickering light at the end of the tunnel. Can't say I blame him. It's risky. Especially with the backstabbing crew of Republicans in the Senate.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 10, 2018 07:04 AM (2FqvZ)

83 Transparency Hi-jinks
A play in three acts.

Act I
Nunes: Here is a bunch of stuff the American people should see.
Schiff : OMG! You can't expose sources and methods! Traitor!
Media: OMG! You can't expose sources and methods! Traitor!
Nunes: I left out the stuff that exposes sources and methods.
FBI: You left stuff out.
DOJ: You left stuff out.
Nunes: Yeah no kidding. I left out the stuff that exposes sources and methods.
Schiff : OMG! You left stuff out!
Trump: Nothing here exposes sources and methods. Release.
Schiff and Media: : OMG! You left stuff out. Traitors!

Act II
Schiff : Here is the stuff exposing sources and methods that Nunes left out.
Nunes: That stuff exposes sources and methods.
FBI: That stuff exposes sources and methods.
DOJ: That stuff exposes sources and methods.
Trump: That stuff exposes sources and methods. Take it out.
Schiff and Media : OMG! You won't expose sources and methods! Traitors!

Act III
The full version of Big Brother: Celebrity Edition and 10 hours of cat videos.
Media: Democracy dies in darkness!
Narrator: Noted. How well does a Constitutional Republic do with criminal stupidity?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 10, 2018 07:04 AM (hUqh+)

84 Question mark in a black diamond. Heh. It's like a sign saying "This trail may be dangerous but who knows? Why don't you ski it and find out?"

Posted by: FireHorse at February 10, 2018 07:04 AM (y+SdL)

85 For our viewers who are just tuning in, Skip has just found a missing bagel.

And is now going to prepare and eat it.

Let's watch......

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:05 AM (EyPfd)

86 Some of them maybe, all of them no. He is becoming more and more like his father.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:57 AM (mpXpK)

Printing $$ is silent inflation. Audit the Fed. We need to do both of those things. They are both pro-life. I can't think of anything I disagree with Rand on.

Posted by: clutch at February 10, 2018 07:05 AM (kiSdp)

87 The squirrels and me have a live and let live agreement, I save them from getting trapped in my downspout and they leave my bagels alone

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 07:05 AM (aC6Sd)

88 If tax cuts and higher take home pay nudge people back into the workforce and off the dole then budget deficits will ease.
__________________

Not if we keep importing millions of third-world poor every year.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 10, 2018 07:06 AM (fqUgw)

89 Fresh bagels straitfrom the baker go rock hard in a day or so.
I've heard you can freeze them before that.
But the ones sold with sliced bread are edible as long as the date on them, as they've been baked with something something.

Posted by: Votermom's phone at February 10, 2018 07:06 AM (hMwEB)

90 Let's watch......

I thought it was a missing squirrel.

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 10, 2018 07:07 AM (vWMNq)

91 71
I think my plan for a left over bagel has been thwarted, it seems to be gone.

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 07:00 AM (aC6Sd)

You can have mine. Here, I'll shove them in the DVD slot and e-mail them to you.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 07:07 AM (mpXpK)

92 May do that later this morning for second breakfast. What do you put on them?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 06:59 AM

At least butter. Sometimes I put blueberry jam on them.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 10, 2018 07:07 AM (2FqvZ)

93 My breakfast menu is usually the end of the weekday ONT's subject matter.

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 07:08 AM (aC6Sd)

94 Posted by: Votermom's phone at February 10, 2018 07:06 AM (hMwEB)

~~~

Did someone here say rock hard?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at February 10, 2018 07:08 AM (hUqh+)

95 "The last execution in CA was in 2006 of a career murderer who killed his first victim in 1974 and was involved in a plot with another inmate to kill the witnesses against him in his murder trial." vic

the old Bonanza, Rifleman, Lone Ranger ... much more efficient ways to take care of mobs of bad guys. Now one obvious murderer makes the lawyer mafia a couple million or more, as justice weeps.

So many things could be fixed, but money interests ("mafias") pay DC to keep their schemes perpetuating for eternity, as our debt climbs. EPA, the wall lawsuits, schools ... ad nauseam. Nothing good happens without greasing the palms in a long line of corruption.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 10, 2018 07:09 AM (bT8Z4)

96 " My breakfast menu is usually the end of the weekday ONT's subject matter."

You too..huh?

That and a pot of coffee is the standard breakfast at stately VIA manor.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:09 AM (EyPfd)

97 Not if we keep importing millions of third-world poor every year.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 10, 2018 07:06 AM

Yeah, that shit has to come to a screeching halt. By my off-the-top-of-my-head reckoning it would take 10 million Americans to swap into jobs and off the dole to get LPR back to 70%.

It's insanity to make the job even tougher.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 10, 2018 07:10 AM (2FqvZ)

98 86
Printing $$ is silent inflation. Audit the Fed.
We need to do both of those things. They are both pro-life. I can't
think of anything I disagree with Rand on.

Posted by: clutch at February 10, 2018 07:05 AM (kiSdp)

I agree with that but you have to address the spending side,of the coin first before you can cut the the other side.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 07:10 AM (mpXpK)

99 Well the SJWhores won. I am not watching Olympics. Getting pissy over who carries flag and trying to convince me that two males skater are gay prove that I can care less. Can you negative care? or just integers?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 10, 2018 07:11 AM (BtQd4)

100 a quick video on the Berretta 92 FS disassembly and the Jet Li maneuver

https://youtu.be/lzEctvL0vrg

Posted by: Kindltot at February 10, 2018 07:12 AM (2K6fY)

101 98 I can't think of anything I disagree with Rand on.

Hairstyle.

Posted by: jsg at February 10, 2018 07:12 AM (/FL4O)

102
I always buy frozen bagels, then nuke them on low power for a minute before popping in the toaster. Never any waste that way.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 10, 2018 07:13 AM (2FqvZ)

103 Watched the olympics opening ceremony with kty last night
Had it on dvr so we could FF past ads and talking heads
It was pretty

Posted by: Votermom's phone at February 10, 2018 07:13 AM (hMwEB)

104 "Well the SJWhores won. I am not watching Olympics. "

Emerging data suggests thet you are not the only one offended, and tuning out of watching the Olympics.
Specifically due to the reasons which you have cited.

Hey Hey...Get Woke...Go Broke.

It's the new media business model.
What could go wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:14 AM (EyPfd)

105 I can't think of anything I disagree with Rand on.

Hairstyle.
Posted by: jsg

Neighbors

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 10, 2018 07:16 AM (+Tibp)

106 "Watched the olympics opening ceremony with kty last night "

And perky Katie ain't so perky any more.

Weird shit happening to the skin and muscles around her lower face as she was talking.
Skin would be smooth, then suddenly lumps would be visible under the skin.
Then back to smooth again.

I don't think she is free range, organic and chemical free anymore.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:16 AM (EyPfd)

107 This low sunspot activity is killing my local low power radio station reception. It is only about 5 miles away crow flight and it is fading in and out. The stronger stations all play crap.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 07:17 AM (mpXpK)

108 Skin would be smooth, then suddenly lumps would be visible under the skin.
Then back to smooth again.

Maybe she's a Mangalore

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

109 Anybody know where you can buy one of them there racist coins that they used to chose the US flag bearer for the opening ceremonies?

Jesse Jackson says they're out there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:18 AM (EyPfd)

110 Do the Winter Olympics have a Refugee Team, too?

Posted by: FireHorse at February 10, 2018 07:19 AM (y+SdL)

111 I have lumped the Olympics in with pro football for a long time now. And I have never watched anything in the Winter Olympics.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 07:19 AM (mpXpK)

112 Do the Winter Olympics have a Refugee Team, too?
Posted by: FireHorse

The Fencing team, but that's only during the Summer Olympics

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:19 AM (8ikIW)

113 110
Do the Winter Olympics have a Refugee Team, too?

S. Korea does.

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 10, 2018 07:20 AM (vWMNq)

114 Any event that considers synchronized swimming a sport is crap.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 07:20 AM (mpXpK)

115 Yesterday was payday at my job. Bossman gave all the more than 200+ employees with over a year of service a $1,000 tax cut bonus. Every employee got some bonus.

Somebody remind me, was this Armageddon, or crumbs or maybe just your everyday extinction level event?

If I mail a check for the amount of my bonus directly to Pelosi will it make my guilt go away?

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 10, 2018 07:21 AM (AsqfC)

116 "Any event that considers synchronized swimming a sport is crap."

No shit.
I got Neon Tetras that do that all day, every day.

And they ain't getting no Olympic prizes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:22 AM (EyPfd)

117 I had posted this late in the ONT.

I am DVRing the mens ski jumps thru out the Olympics. 3 of the 4 guys are from, learned how to, and trained about 5 miles from me. In the mountains of No. Ill.

I'm not sure how ski jumping is scored other then distance, and staying upright, but I'll watch and see how they do

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:22 AM (8ikIW)

118 Why do all those European countries have different teams? Why don't they show their post-nation-state spirit and unite as a European team?

Nationalistic (that is, warmongering) bastards! Runs counter to the idea of the Olympics.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 10, 2018 07:22 AM (y+SdL)

119 If I mail a check for the amount of my bonus directly to Pelosi will it make my guilt go away?
Posted by: weirdflunky

If everyone were to mail her their crumb checks, she will make a cake. I think she mentioned that her he 8 hour babblethon

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:23 AM (8ikIW)

120 116 I got Neon Tetras that do that all day, every day.

And they ain't getting no Olympic prizes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:22 AM (EyPfd)

Those are some nice fish, especially at night with a black light.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 07:23 AM (mpXpK)

121 "If tax cuts and higher take home pay nudge people back into the workforce and off the dole then budget deficits will ease.
Not if we keep importing millions of third-world poor every year. Posted by: TrivialPursuer

yeah, even if we didn't deport the illegals, we should cut off the free stuff for them, and enforce e-verify laws so they are not stealing jobs (which would support a middle class) from Americans.

Even at they have driven us so far in debt, and promised so much to future "entitlements", that there are no simple fixes.

We need to rebuild our military, but maybe not keep drawing it down so rapidly in unnecessary conflict, or have our allies fund it. With Obama sending pallets of cash/gold to the terrorists, we have a lot of fixing to do.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 10, 2018 07:23 AM (bT8Z4)

122 If a Refugee Team athlete wins a gold medal, do they play Tom Petty?

Posted by: FireHorse at February 10, 2018 07:24 AM (y+SdL)

123 Brawl breaks out at toddlers funeral.

https://tinyurl.com/yb5szlnd

Posted by: jsg at February 10, 2018 07:24 AM (/FL4O)

124 IAF targeting 12 targets in Syria. Seems Syrians shot down an F-16.

Posted by: Deep Moron #367 at February 10, 2018 07:24 AM (bJEIc)

125 Any event that considers synchronized swimming a sport is crap.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
________

I'd like to see synchronized swimming in the Winter Olympics. First, you need to cut a hole in the ice ....

Posted by: FireHorse at February 10, 2018 07:25 AM (y+SdL)

126 121 yeah, even if we didn't deport the illegals, we
should cut off the free stuff for them, and enforce e-verify laws so
they are not stealing jobs (which would support a middle class) from
Americans.

Even at they have driven us so far in debt, and promised so much to future "entitlements", that there are no simple fixes.

We need to rebuild our military, but maybe not keep drawing it down
so rapidly in unnecessary conflict, or have our allies fund it. With
Obama sending pallets of cash/gold to the terrorists, we have a lot of
fixing to do.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 10, 2018 07:23 AM (bT8Z4)

I have said for a long time if you leave out food for them overnight the cockroaches will come. If we quit putting out food, the illegals will go home.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 10, 2018 07:26 AM (mpXpK)

127 Maybe she's a Mangalore

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

A torpedo?

Posted by: BignJames at February 10, 2018 07:27 AM (0+nbW)

128 Brawl breaks out at toddlers funeral.

https://tinyurl.com/yb5szlnd
Posted by: jsg

They seem nice.

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:28 AM (8ikIW)

129 I'm not sure how ski jumping is scored other then distance, and staying upright, but I'll watch and see how they do
Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:22 AM (8ikIW)

Let me explain....

Posted by: Vinko Bogataj at February 10, 2018 07:28 AM (/FL4O)

130 Maybe she's a Mangalore

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

A torpedo?
Posted by: BignJames

The shape shifting aliens in "Fifth Element"

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:29 AM (8ikIW)

131 I would love to see PDT take that increase in defense spending, and route 100% of it to constructing the wall on our unprotected southern border.

And simply explain on national TV with that smile of his that the defense of our southern border falls directly under 'National Defense'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:29 AM (EyPfd)

132 Bagels are like lump in the belly...have to go and physically work after eating one or heartburn.

Posted by: torabora at February 10, 2018 07:29 AM (K0z2U)

133 Let me explain....
Posted by: Vinko Bogataj

HA! I had to look to make sure

The agony of defeat indeed

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:30 AM (8ikIW)

134 I'm not sure how ski jumping is scored other then distance, and staying upright, but I'll watch and see how they do

Posted by: Bruce
________

They're graded on distance and form. Distance is adjusted by the wind's direction and speed at the time of the jump.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 10, 2018 07:30 AM (y+SdL)

135 They're graded on distance and form.

So the East German judge still has a say.

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:32 AM (8ikIW)

136 Time check. 7:39 on my mark.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 10, 2018 07:33 AM (y+SdL)

137 'They're graded on distance and form. Distance is adjusted by the wind's direction and speed at the time of the jump.'

How bout little fins on their feet, and spikes on their helmets.

And they could play lawn darts when they stick the landing.

Instead of two parallel lines at the landing zone...a big bulls eye.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:33 AM (EyPfd)

138 Maybe she's a Mangalore

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

A torpedo?
Posted by: BignJames

The shape shifting aliens in "Fifth Element"

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:29 AM (8ikIW)

I got it. My joke was mangalore....bangalore...torpedo....sigh.

Posted by: BignJames at February 10, 2018 07:33 AM (0+nbW)

139 Instead of two parallel lines at the landing zone...a big bulls eye.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Hold my beer....

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:34 AM (8ikIW)

140 Time check. 7:39 on my mark.
Posted by: FireHorse at February 10, 2018 07:33 AM (y+SdL)

Should prolly decide by a coin flip.

Posted by: weirdflunky at February 10, 2018 07:34 AM (AsqfC)

141 "I got it. My joke was mangalore....bangalore...torpedo....sigh."

it's hard playing to the younger crowd.

Even if they politely stay off your lawn.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:35 AM (EyPfd)

142 118 Why do all those European countries have different teams? Why don't they show their post-nation-state spirit and unite as a European team?
__________________

The whole idea of people competing against each other for prizes is racist and misogynistic and heteronormative -- and doing it in snow is clearly an expression of white supremacy!

And ranking people by order of their performance? Only Nazis and Trump do things like that!

We need a socially just Olympics, where everybody gets to enter, nobody has to compete, and everybody gets a gold medal!

Posted by: SJW at February 10, 2018 07:35 AM (fqUgw)

143 I got it. My joke was mangalore....bangalore...torpedo....sigh.
Posted by: BignJames

Got it. I thought my reference was too obscure

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:35 AM (8ikIW)

144 'Sup?

Day four of a pinched nerve in my neck. Muscle relaxers pretty much have it under control, so I'm in the "milking it" phase of recovery.

Posted by: Weasel at February 10, 2018 07:35 AM (Sfs6o)

145 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2018 07:36 AM (hyuyC)

146 We need a socially just Olympics, where everybody gets to enter, nobody has to compete, and everybody gets a gold medal!
Posted by: SJW

And one big locker room

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:36 AM (8ikIW)

147 "Hold my beer...."

hey guys...watch Bruce!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:36 AM (EyPfd)

148 Bagels are good at breakfast. Bagels are great as sandwich bread.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 10, 2018 07:36 AM (ks6bw)

149 I've given up bread to lose weight, but I gotta say, the bagels from Costco are the BEST. You've got to buy a dozen at a time, which pretty much guarantees they'll dry out before you can eat them all, but it's almost worth it.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 10, 2018 07:37 AM (FT6N0)

150 "Hold my beer...."

hey guys...watch Bruce!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Actually, I was just gonna light up a smoke.

Now, gimme my beer back

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:37 AM (8ikIW)

151 How bout little fins on their feet, and spikes on their helmets.

And they could play lawn darts when they stick the landing.

Instead of two parallel lines at the landing zone...a big bulls eye.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
________

I like it!

(Seriously, their suits are only permitted to have so much slack -- 2 cm, I think. Anything more loose-fitting than that gives them an unfair aerodynamic advantage.)

Posted by: FireHorse at February 10, 2018 07:37 AM (y+SdL)

152 So the East German judge still has a say.
Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:32 AM (8ikIW)

Heh, yep.

Minus 1/2 point for not TeleDeutschmark landing, Komrade.

Posted by: Vinko Bogataj at February 10, 2018 07:38 AM (/FL4O)

153 27
Ramirez

http://tinyurl.com/y749rptz

Is it just me or is the turtles chin kinda scrotum-ized in this one?

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at February 10, 2018 07:38 AM (UOiT9)

154 "Bagels are good at breakfast. Bagels are great as sandwich bread."

You're eating them wrong.

Oh...you said Bagels.

Never mind.

Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at February 10, 2018 07:38 AM (EyPfd)

155 I like butter and cream cheese on my beagles.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 10, 2018 07:39 AM (2835Q)

156 That reminds me:

Eddie the Eagle (iirc, not the nra bird) is a fun movie. Skier kid in 70s or 80s that figured out how to get to the Olympics. Only problem was he'd never done any ski jumps.

Historically based, so embellishments galore I'm sure, but still a pleasant movie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 10, 2018 07:40 AM (ks6bw)

157 I like butter and cream cheese on my beagles.
Posted by: Barack Obama

I had read that Reggie prefers jelly when you toss his salad.

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:40 AM (8ikIW)

158 101 98 I can't think of anything I disagree with Rand on.

Hairstyle.

Posted by: jsg at February 10, 2018 07:12 AM (/FL4O)
Ha, good point, I think he and Trump suffer from bad hair syndrome.

Posted by: clutch at February 10, 2018 07:41 AM (kiSdp)

159 https://amgreatness.com/2018/02/08/fbi-set-trump/
Good easy explanation why the FISA investigation is a set up

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 07:41 AM (aC6Sd)

160 Mornin'

When I lived back east I swore by Wegmans bagels. Especially their "everything" bagels which are magically delicious.

I miss my Wegmans Privilege!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 10, 2018 07:41 AM (juCZM)

161 The Horde Hive Mind works in mysterious ways.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:41 AM (EyPfd)

162 Historically based, so embellishments galore I'm sure, but still a pleasant movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

I've seen it, and it's fun.
Here's the rules...Okay I've qualified based on your rules.

Crap....Here's the new rules...Okay, I've met those qualifications also.

Like the Republican primary, only Eddie doesn't win

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:42 AM (8ikIW)

163
161 The Horde Hive Mind works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:41 AM (EyPfd)
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We have a mind? When did this happen? I always assumed we were like a colony of jellyfish.

Posted by: Weasel at February 10, 2018 07:43 AM (Sfs6o)

164 I knew ski jumping was rigged when those Japanese kids beat the Finns in the '98 Olympics. Rigged, I says....

Posted by: jsg at February 10, 2018 07:43 AM (/FL4O)

165 "Back in the late 1990's the Labor Participation Rate (LPR) hit its highest point. 70% or so of Americans eligible to be in the labor force were employed. Budget deficits were just about completely disappearing. "

back around 1987 Harry Reid suggested a total end to new immigration. Many Dems push immigration control in the 90's, since maybe they were still fighting for the working man. Now they are fighting for the illegals and the welfare vote.

But the magic of the budgets was also partly the beginning of transition from making things to a service economy, and large parts of our GDP came from banking. Greenspan warned of irrational exuberance, but honestly, Reagan let the deficit spending cat out of the bag.

The 90s was pushed with stock market bubbles and foreign investments. Magic money went to the leveraged players, and millionaires bought off DC and got huge bailouts with LTCM, for instance. They stole (via their leveraged stock funds, then our bailout via money and policy to protect them) from middle America, who they now hate as deplorables.

And of course now they want their third world submissive slave labor, so they can spend the stock gains they got by doing nothing, protected by fed policy that destroys our currency, as the oligarchs plot their NWO. (but maybe change is coming)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 10, 2018 07:43 AM (bT8Z4)

166 Day four of a pinched nerve in my neck. Muscle relaxers pretty much have it under control, so I'm in the "milking it" phase of recovery.
Posted by: Weasel at February 10, 2018 07:35 AM (Sfs6o)
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Oh no! Did you hurt yourself down at WeaselAcres? I prescribe Klondike bars in any case.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2018 07:45 AM (kNasr)

167 124 IAF targeting 12 targets in Syria. Seems Syrians shot down an F-16.

Posted by: Deep Moron #367 at February 10, 2018 07:24 AM (bJEIc)
Any idea what country was flying it?

Posted by: clutch at February 10, 2018 07:45 AM (kiSdp)

168 "When I lived back east I swore by Wegmans bagels. Especially their "everything" bagels which are magically delicious. "

Last week when Mrs VIA and I flew down to Pensacola to see Little VIA, we purchased something similar from the Einstein's Bagels in the BWI airport concourse. At 9:30 AM it was rock hard, yet crumbly. Moisture free inside, with no readily identifiable ingredients inside. Other than the compressed yellow sponge disc intended to replace a fresh fried egg.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:45 AM (EyPfd)

169 #144 pinched nerve in neck

inflamation is also pain inducing

MD advised motrin , helped

Posted by: azalea city at February 10, 2018 07:46 AM (WX+x0)

170 "We have a mind? When did this happen? I always assumed we were like a colony of jellyfish."

We got the upgrade while you were over at WeaselAcres.

You're scheduled with the installer for next Tuesday. Morning or afternoon better for you?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:47 AM (EyPfd)

171 I prefer the term Horde Collective

Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2018 07:47 AM (aC6Sd)

172 Moron Oracle

Posted by: azalea city at February 10, 2018 07:48 AM (WX+x0)

173 Moron Oracle
Posted by: azalea city

Is that like a fancy Moron Monocle?

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:49 AM (8ikIW)

174 "MD advised motrin , helped"

Motrin should not be taken on an empty stomach.

Best to be taken with Klondike bar.

Posted by: VIA, mimicking bluebell at February 10, 2018 07:49 AM (EyPfd)

175 Oh no! Did you hurt yourself down at WeaselAcres? I prescribe Klondike bars in any case.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2018 07:45 AM (kNasr)
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Ha! Thanks! I will take the Klondike bars, but no - I get this every year about this time. It's from spending too much time at work sort of twisted in my chair working on the computer.
Waiting for the weather to break so work can begin at WA. The ground needs to dry out or the heavy equipment needed for grading and tree clearing will tear up my road.

Posted by: Weasel at February 10, 2018 07:49 AM (Sfs6o)

176 Any idea what country was flying it?

Posted by: clutch at February 10, 2018 07:45 AM (kiSdp)

The url says it all...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-10/israeli-f-16-fighter-jet-shot-
down-by-syria,-military-says/9419280

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 10, 2018 07:49 AM (2FqvZ)

177 That's DR. bluebell to you, VIA.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2018 07:50 AM (kNasr)

178 Motrin should not be taken on an empty stomach.

Best to be taken with Klondike bar.
Posted by: VIA

And whiskey. Just to show your liver who's boss

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:50 AM (8ikIW)

179 "That's DR. bluebell to you, VIA. "

I thought you were a world renowned book editor?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:51 AM (EyPfd)

180 The ground needs to dry out or the heavy equipment needed for grading and tree clearing will tear up my road.
Posted by: Weasel at February 10, 2018 07:49 AM (Sfs6o)
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You landed gentry have problems the rest of us can only dream about.

Hope your neck gets better. Along with the Klondikes, I prescribe no work. And one (1) WeaselDog on your lap.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2018 07:52 AM (kNasr)

181 And whiskey. Just to show your liver who's boss
Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:50 AM (8ikIW)

You should have a corner office at WebMD.

Posted by: jsg at February 10, 2018 07:53 AM (/FL4O)

182 I've been taking a prescription muscle relaxer called Flexeril. It does a really great job loosening things up but it pretty much zonks me out.

Posted by: Weasel at February 10, 2018 07:53 AM (Sfs6o)

183 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2018 07:53 AM (KCxzN)

184 actually, g'mornin'

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 10, 2018 07:54 AM (KCxzN)

185 "The Horde Hive Mind works in mysterious ways. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

ha, true.

there is also the 4chan type hive-mind. The Qanon guy does seem to be connected with Trump. And around that a lot of discussion and "investigation" occurs even with just open source material. They get a little wild at times, but in a good way usually.

A lot of the memes and "trending hashtags" get pushed into "mainstream" as they connect dots, and follow "bread crumbs" as they say. In a sense it is like the "journo-list" thing but those Dems were coordinating leftist talking points, whereas Q and others are inspiring people to help take down the globalist mafia. (sort of)

https://qcodefag.github.io/

Posted by: illiniwek at February 10, 2018 07:54 AM (bT8Z4)

186 Israeli.

http://bit.ly/2BPG7XY

Apparently an Iranian drone, flying from Syria, breached Israeli airspace.

Then it was on.

Posted by: Deep Moron #367 at February 10, 2018 07:54 AM (bJEIc)

187 I thought you were a world renowned book editor?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:51 AM (EyPfd)
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She is!!! And we're getting ready to write a couple of nice checks to our charities.

Posted by: Weasel at February 10, 2018 07:55 AM (Sfs6o)

188 I thought you were a world renowned book editor?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:51 AM (EyPfd)
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Well, yes, but I am a woman of many talents. I feel that raising five children - and so far, none of them has been to jail - qualifies me for honorary doctor status when it comes to things like prescribing Klondike bars.

Also chicken soup, Gatorade, and Vick's Vaporrub.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2018 07:55 AM (kNasr)

189 "Apparently an Iranian drone, flying from Syria, breached Israeli airspace.

Then it was on. "

And that's when the fight started.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:55 AM (EyPfd)

190 Weasel ... Doctor Scogg advises no operation of high-calibre machinery while taking Flexeril.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 10, 2018 07:55 AM (fiGNd)

191 And we're getting ready to write a couple of nice checks to our charities.
Posted by: Weasel

Things that the Clintons say, Alex

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:56 AM (8ikIW)

192 Things that the Clintons say, Alex
Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:56 AM (8ikIW)
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No no no. We are DGI, not CGI.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2018 07:58 AM (kNasr)

193 The Clintons don't write checks. They only cash them.

Posted by: jsg at February 10, 2018 07:58 AM (YoU+v)

194
All purpose pain relief...
https://new3.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fuck_ae37fc_156155.jpg

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 10, 2018 07:58 AM (2FqvZ)

195 "She is!!! And we're getting ready to write a couple of nice checks to our charities."

Fantastic.

Any updates on numbers?

And is there any way to mention the charity donations over at Amazon?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:58 AM (EyPfd)

196 Morning all.

Posted by: Muad dib at February 10, 2018 07:58 AM (nO+fH)

197 NOOD

Weird News Dump is up

Posted by: Bruce at February 10, 2018 07:58 AM (8ikIW)

198 You landed gentry have problems the rest of us can only dream about.

Hope your neck gets better. Along with the Klondikes, I prescribe no work. And one (1) WeaselDog on your lap.

Posted by: bluebell at February 10, 2018 07:52 AM (kNasr)
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I am REALLY itching to get down there and set things up, but there is nothing but rain in the forecast. Oh well, it gives me time to plan things in my new mind!
WD is curled up under her blankey next to me as I type.

Posted by: Weasel at February 10, 2018 07:59 AM (Sfs6o)

199 "No no no. We are DGI, not CGI. "

Hillary is Computer Generated?

I knew she wasn't really human!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:59 AM (EyPfd)

200
195 "She is!!! And we're getting ready to write a couple of nice checks to our charities."

Fantastic.

Any updates on numbers?

And is there any way to mention the charity donations over at Amazon?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2018 07:58 AM (EyPfd)
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As of yesterday, 2,229 units sold! I thought about mentioning it in the write-up but our publisher told me it would make the section appear dated.

Posted by: Weasel at February 10, 2018 08:03 AM (Sfs6o)

201 Merrill became enraged during the argument and threw a wooden shelf at her boyfriend of five years, deputies said.

The boyfriend had a swollen hand but refused medical treatment. Because of his hand injury, he was unable to sign an affidavit.

Guess the state...

Posted by: Deep Moron #367 at February 10, 2018 08:04 AM (bJEIc)

202 Took a quick look at heyjackass.com this morning -

Chicago is doing well with its murders so far in 2018...48 through yesterday. That puts it a shade over one per day.

They are getting it done with the carjacking though- 87 already this year.

Another important stat- someone is shot every 3.75 hrs in the city of Big Shoulders. Amazing stat for a city with extremely restrictive gun laws, innit?

And finally, the shot-in-the-ass-ometer count stands at 8 for the year.

Baby doncha wanna go, back to that same old place...
Sweet home, Shootcago!

Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at February 10, 2018 08:05 AM (7flPD)

203 159 Good article Skip, thanks. Covers an angle I had not seen before. There was no real reason to apply for a FISA warrant when normal practice would have been to alert the Trump campaign to the possibility of Russian infiltration.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2018 08:11 AM (EZebt)

204 What I would like to see is Trump personally promote Rosenstein to Czar of the Penguins and assign him to his new office in Aaauugghh Antarctica - effective immediately. While it might not be kosher to simply kill the 100 people in government who need killing - there is no law against reassigning them to sites and jobs where they are no longer a danger to anyone else. Cracking the 'deep state' might not be as hard as everyone thinks.

Posted by: An Observation at February 10, 2018 08:20 AM (tvThN)

205 Off Topic:

Paypal just emailed me to say they can help me send money to friends and family in Latin America.

!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at February 10, 2018 08:34 AM (Kr0FZ)

206 I've given up bread to lose weight, but I gotta say,
the bagels from Costco are the BEST.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 10, 2018 07:37 AM (FT6N0)
"HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!" (every bagel shop in North Jersey and NYC.)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at February 10, 2018 08:49 AM (TPimP)

207 159 is a great read. So the question is does the FBM find crime and stop it or create crimes and abuse power?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 10, 2018 08:58 AM (BtQd4)

208 On the Israeli F-16:

"The two pilots managed to eject before the crash. One was seriously wounded and the other suffered minor injuries."

Posted by: m at February 10, 2018 09:19 AM (VKsXm)

209 ▀ ▀Meet ▀ ▀▀ ▀▀ ▀the▀ ▀▀ ▀▀ ▀ ▀▀ ▀▀new ▀ ▀▀ ▀▀▀ ▀▀ ▀▀boss,▀ ▀▀ ▀▀ same ▀ ▀▀ ▀▀▀ ▀▀ ▀▀as▀ ▀▀ ▀ ▀▀ ▀▀▀▀ the ▀ ▀▀ ▀▀old ▀ ▀▀ ▀▀▀ ▀▀ ▀▀boss

Redacted DNC memo.

Posted by: James Comey at February 10, 2018 09:40 AM (2FqvZ)

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