aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
RUSSIAN COLLUSION, FOR REAL: CIA PAID $100,000 TO SHADY RUSSIAN SOURCE FOR DIRT ON TRUMP
After months of secret negotiations, a shadowy Russian bilked American spies out of $100,000 last year, promising to deliver stolen National Security Agency cyberweapons in a deal that he insisted would also include compromising material on President Trump, according to American and European intelligence officials. The cash, delivered in a suitcase to a Berlin hotel room in September, was intended as the first installment of a $1 million payout, according to American officials, the Russian and communications reviewed by The New York Times. The theft of the secret hacking tools had been devastating to the N.S.A., and the agency was struggling to get a full inventory of what was missing. Several American intelligence officials said they made clear that they did not want the Trump material from the Russian -- who was suspected of having murky ties to Russian intelligence and to Eastern European cybercriminals. He claimed the information would link the president and his associates to Russia. But instead of providing the hacking tools, the Russian produced unverified and possibly fabricated information involving Mr. Trump and others, including bank records, emails and purported Russian intelligence data. The United States intelligence officials said they cut off the deal because they were wary of being entangled in a Russian operation to create discord inside the American government. They were also fearful of political fallout in Washington if they were seen to be buying scurrilous information on the president.Yeah, you thought you were buying stolen cybertools, which cannot be bought back (and you already have them), but these guys just kept forcing this faked-up Trump dirt on you. This cover story is the same as paying a blackmailer to "get back" a compromising photo, even though he still retains the negative and you have no idea how many copies he's already made, or how many people he's already sold them to, or how many additional prints he'll make off the negative. No, they paid $100,000 (as a down payment for a $1 million payout) to get dirt on Trump before an election, and the "cybertools" claim is just a cover story, a legend. Another lie. It's time for jail cells -- at least.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 07:52 PM (2iZKp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2018 07:53 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: azalea city at February 09, 2018 07:53 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2018 07:53 PM (oVJmc)
To stay within the democrat preferred theme, we should say we have a lot of people pissing in the wind here and we need to staple their dicks shut.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 07:53 PM (2iZKp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2018 07:53 PM (IqV8l)
Ace, are you going to go and see the newest Fifty Shades in the theater?
Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2018 07:54 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 07:54 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: The Tree of Liberty at February 09, 2018 07:54 PM (schB/)
Is this a thing as well?
Shit just keeps on happening, don't it?
https://wp.me/p6MziH-2IyK
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2018 07:54 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 09, 2018 07:55 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 09, 2018 07:55 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 09, 2018 07:55 PM (SUFnU)
Posted by: Max Power at February 09, 2018 07:55 PM (q177U)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 09, 2018 07:55 PM (UsCnO)
unverified and possibly fabricated information involving Mr. Trump and
others, including bank records,
Is this where all the Deutschebank talk came from???
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2018 07:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2018 07:55 PM (aC6Sd)
Totally a steal!
Posted by: The Russians at February 09, 2018 07:55 PM (Kd3qC)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 07:55 PM (+1EJs)
https://youtu.be/w4MxFm6eZS8
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 07:54 PM (fA1SL)
At this point, after all your polishing, that thing is going to blind some people when they see it in the sky.
On the other hand, that might be the least of their worries.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 07:55 PM (2iZKp)
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Fake News...and besides, we've heard nothing about it.
Posted by: Large segments of the public at February 09, 2018 07:55 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 09, 2018 07:56 PM (5OEn4)
Posted by: The CIA at February 09, 2018 07:56 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 07:56 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 07:56 PM (+1EJs)
There are electronic gimmicks that make it easier to compromise a computer or to decode the cypher used to encode it.
Or to bypass copy protection etc.
Lots of gadgets that require and actual connection to the computer or to delve into the system from a distance by detecting the electronic signals given off.
So yeah their could be physical cyber tools but the same thing would apply cause once you have the gadget you can duplicate it unless they hardened it somehow to intrusion. Like that it wipes its self if opened.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 09, 2018 07:57 PM (YEvFG)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2018 07:57 PM (h1jJh)
https://youtu.be/w4MxFm6eZS8
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 07:54 PM (fA1SL)
Pack the leftist scum
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 07:57 PM (NWiLs)
People need to face consequences, or we're gonna have to start throwing them out of choppers.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 07:57 PM (fA1SL)
Totally a steal!
Posted by: The Russians
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Provenance is everything.
Posted by: CIA Roadshow at February 09, 2018 07:57 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 09, 2018 07:57 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 07:58 PM (hZ+us)
"Ya mean, like wrenches and screwdrivers, and stuff?"
(>_<
Posted by: Spiny Norman at February 09, 2018 07:58 PM (YJhzI)
Posted by: Simplemind at February 09, 2018 07:58 PM (X8SFj)
This has become intolerable, and large segments of the public will no longer tolerate it.
As long as EBT and SS payments keep coming.
And what about the dreamers?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2018 07:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Weasel at February 09, 2018 07:58 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 09, 2018 07:58 PM (5OEn4)
It could be that they wanted that. But there's not a chance they didn't want the Trump shit. Zero. Or a wink and a nod, well as long as we're here with this suitcase of cash, I am going to leave the room and if that info should just fall into this briefcase, well. Who am I to say.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 07:58 PM (+1EJs)
alum works for chicks. or so i've been told.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 09, 2018 07:58 PM (YEvFG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii
I don't see why the choppers can't be the consequences.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 07:58 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2018 07:59 PM (qJtVm)
I don't know what bothers me more.. the act of them paying $100,000 for Trump dirt, or them insulting me with the lamest fucking story I ever heard!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 09, 2018 07:59 PM (5tSKk)
Posted by: kallisto hearing the wheels on the derp at February 09, 2018 07:59 PM (yfLR3)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 09, 2018 07:59 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: This is CNN at February 09, 2018 07:59 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2018 07:57 PM (h1jJh)
Prompt trial, verdict, cigarette, blindfold option, wall, firing squad, some assembly required...
Next!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 07:59 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: at February 09, 2018 07:59 PM (O2RFr)
Maybe their Clinton Foundation dues weren't all paid up?
Posted by: thatch at February 09, 2018 07:59 PM (GxTZq)
Nobody reads the news on Friday.
So this really never happened, and besides, Trump hates women.
CNN told me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 09, 2018 07:59 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: The Zombie Rosenbergs at February 09, 2018 07:59 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 07:59 PM (hZ+us)
(>_
Posted by: Spiny Norman at February 09, 2018 07:58 PM
And cloth! don't forget the wiping cloths!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 08:00 PM (+1EJs)
That's complete and utter bullshit. The cyberweapons and hacking tools are CODE. It's not like getting your weed whacker back from your neighbor across the street.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:00 PM (NWiLs)
I respectfully suggest a re-enactment of the Trail of Tears - march them overland to the Middle of Nowhere, where, Gulag-style, they erect their own razor wire and then build barracks.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 09, 2018 08:00 PM (SUFnU)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 09, 2018 08:00 PM (6Ll1u)
"the agency was struggling to get a full inventory of what was missing."
That could mean they were just trying to define the extent of the disaster, not trying to put horses back in barns long after that's relevant.
Not saying this is a nothingburger, but based on what we know, the flames might not need to burn so brightly on that skull.
Besides, there are about 2 to 3 skull-worthy developments every day. So it's a competitive environment.
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 08:00 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2018 08:00 PM (yfLR3)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 08:00 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 09, 2018 08:00 PM (5OEn4)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 09, 2018 08:01 PM (rpSHt)
Next!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 07:59 PM (gwPgz)
Fuck the cigarette and blindfold. Make them stay jittery and have to watch the whole thing.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:01 PM (NWiLs)
If it is just software, they especially need to kill them, so the guys that have copies think twice about selling it?
idk, would have to dial-a-spy to get the spycraft procedure ... those old KGB probably are available.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 09, 2018 08:01 PM (bT8Z4)
I refuse to believe they were this lame before him.
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 08:01 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 07:59 PM
Sure, like, totally! What a farce.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 08:01 PM (+1EJs)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 08:01 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2018 08:01 PM (QLPd/)
Lots of fun to see them scream and then find out they're still alive.
Tell them next time they'll go higher.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 09, 2018 08:01 PM (YEvFG)
Posted by: Weasel at February 09, 2018 08:01 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Hillary at February 09, 2018 08:01 PM (c/EDo)
We need new laws to keep government from breaking the law
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2018 07:57 PM (h1jJh)
Prompt trial, verdict, cigarette, blindfold option, wall, firing squad, some assembly required...
Next!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 07:59 PM (gwPgz)
I have my Craftsman (TM) tool kit ready to go!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 09, 2018 08:01 PM (UsCnO)
Nice to know the CIA is run by a bunch of Barney Fifes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2018 08:01 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: joncelli,
a tragic kayaking accident with a koran stuffed in his mouth and two .22 rounds in the dome
Posted by: x at February 09, 2018 08:01 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: oddknot loves that there's NO DEALS at February 09, 2018 08:02 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 09, 2018 08:02 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at February 09, 2018 08:02 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 07:58 PM (hZ+us)
***********
They've got to know that the further they let this string out the harder it's going to be to pull it back in.
Or; How dumb are they?
Posted by: gNewt at February 09, 2018 08:02 PM (GrCeo)
Posted by: Apache at February 09, 2018 08:03 PM (uc45P)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:03 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: PhilDirt at February 09, 2018 08:03 PM (aVZ1W)
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2018 08:03 PM (yfLR3)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 09, 2018 08:03 PM (5tSKk)
President Trump, according to American and European intelligence officials....
See Russia has real stuff on Trump... Lots of it!
Posted by: at February 09, 2018 08:03 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2018 08:03 PM (Enq6K)
This, from the pressroom that knows every last thing about Rob Portman and his exes. And reports it.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 09, 2018 08:04 PM (5OEn4)
Posted by: Les Kinetic
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The credibility of anyone using that phrase is immediately suspect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2018 08:04 PM (c/EDo)
Posted by: Colorado Bulldog at February 09, 2018 08:04 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 09, 2018 08:03 PM (5tSKk)
Last year I believe.
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2018 08:04 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Hillary at February 09, 2018 08:01 PM (c/EDo)
And some new yoga routines, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:04 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 08:04 PM (rv0Fo)
See, that's a Red flag to me. Something spells "trap". 'Cause if it isn't? Holy whack!
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 09, 2018 08:04 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 09, 2018 08:04 PM (rpSHt)
Brennan is a Muslim plant and member of the Obama cabal. He needs to
commit suicide with a couple rounds of .22 to the back of the head in a
tragic incident while cleaning his gun.
Maybe we could name a trail in Ft Marcy Park for the soon to be late Brennan.
Call it "Double-Tap Brennan Trail".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 09, 2018 08:04 PM (UsCnO)
They can do that if they wanna, and they wanna!!!!
RULE NUMBER TWO:
"There are always more chains than dogs!!!
Posted by: Anne R. Abler at February 09, 2018 08:05 PM (5yBag)
Posted by: azalea city at February 09, 2018 08:05 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2018 08:05 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2018 08:05 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Les Kinetic
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The credibility of anyone using that phrase is immediately suspect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2018 08:04 PM (c/EDo)
Definitely a symptom of raging douchebagitis, unless the person is a member of the Four Tops.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:05 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Quint at February 09, 2018 08:05 PM (aVZ1W)
Posted by: Apache at February 09, 2018 08:03 PM (uc45P)
Could have been worse. Could have stomped the Gardening or Pet threads!
Posted by: jwb7605 at February 09, 2018 08:05 PM (DofIg)
Hey Amerikanski, want to know how make $100,000? First send me...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2018 08:05 PM (SiINZ)
Note this story is going to claim the CIA paid to get their own stolen
cyberweapons/hacking tools back and this Russian just insisted on
offering dirt on Trump they didn't want.
That's complete and utter bullshit. The cyberweapons and hacking
tools are CODE. It's not like getting your weed whacker back from your
neighbor across the street.
*****
This is what happens when total retards write news stories.
Thank god they emailed us back our digital pictures before anyone saw them.
Did you wipe your hard drive? You mean like with a cloth?
That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2018 08:05 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2018 08:05 PM (O2RFr)
It's ... uh ... complicated.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:05 PM (jJMO3)
O/T but who thinks that "reached out" is just bullshit talk? How 'bout just "called" or "contacted."
Posted by: Les Kinetic
https://youtu.be/yt6DvapiK-w
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2018 08:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 09, 2018 08:06 PM (6Ll1u)
Totally a steal!
=====================
Swearsies on not adding a virus or Trojan horse to the cybertools!
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 09, 2018 08:06 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 09, 2018 08:06 PM (rpSHt)
Posted by: freaked at February 09, 2018 08:06 PM (UdKB7)
I remember reading a silly tin foil hat blog several years ago. He claimed to have some very knowledgeable insider who claimed that there were about 100 people in D.C., who, if they were to be marched out in the street and shot in the head, almost all of this shit would stop. Not sure I believe that; not sure it's only 100. But this sort of bullshit will lead to shootings in the street.
Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at February 09, 2018 08:06 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2018 07:57 PM (h1jJh)
Let's encourage the gems to put signs around Washington D.C. declaring it a "No Law Breaking Zone".
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 08:06 PM (hZ+us)
RICO
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 09, 2018 08:06 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Colorado Bulldog at February 09, 2018 08:06 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Eugene Pike at February 09, 2018 08:06 PM (ECDXs)
As with all of these anti-American plotters, they just KNEW Hillary was going to win so did not contemplate this coming out.
Just going to get better. For us, that is. For, them? Sux to be them. LOL ~spits in their Chardonnay~.
Posted by: oddknot loves that there's NO DEALS at February 09, 2018 08:07 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2018 08:07 PM (yfLR3)
Posted by: Wimpy at February 09, 2018 08:07 PM (aVZ1W)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2018 08:07 PM (QKT5U)
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 08:07 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 09, 2018 08:07 PM (C6eZV)
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 07:58 PM (hZ+us)
***********
They've got to know that the further they let this string out the harder it's going to be to pull it back in.
Or; How dumb are they?
Posted by: gNewt at February 09, 2018 08:02 PM (GrCeo)
They should be executed just for being this stupid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:07 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: The CIA at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: E.T. at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (P1GJy)
After months of secret negotiations, a shadowy Russian bilked American
spies out of $100,000 last year, promising to deliver stolen National
Security Agency cyberweapons in a deal that he insisted would also
include compromising material on President Trump, according to American
and European intelligence officials.
Nice to know the CIA is run by a bunch of Barney Fifes
Barney Fife wouldn't be caught dead with these traitors. He has more intelligence than that!
Better law enforcement official, too. At least Barney was honest.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Colorado Bulldog at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2018 08:05 PM (O2RFr)
Donna, that was last week, please try to keep up!
Posted by: NYT Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (O033+)
As I asked earlier: wouldn't it be easier to ID the DC swampvillains who were not involved in Operation GetTrump?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (W+vEI)
Humor like this is dryer than a martini. And funny as hell. And about as sad.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: Les Kinetic
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The credibility of anyone using that phrase is immediately suspect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2018 08:04 PM (c/EDo)
Definitely a symptom of raging douchebagitis, unless the person is a member of the Four Tops.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:05 PM (jJMO3)
Didnt Bell Telephone start that shit?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah, like which direction Mecca is.
Posted by: The Zombie Rosenbergs at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (Tyii7)
*At the New York Times, I mean. Only ineptitude on a colossal scale could have let this story sneak by the editors and find its way into print.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (Mouru)
Just going to get better. For us, that is. For, them? Sux to be them. LOL ~spits in their Chardonnay~.
Posted by: oddknot loves that there's NO DEALS at February 09, 2018 08:07 PM (g1MTt)/i]
I can't help laughing when I imagine the looks on their faces when they realized Her Thighness was indeed going to lose.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:09 PM (jJMO3)
cyberweapons/hacking tools back and this Russian just insisted on
offering dirt on Trump they didn't want.
That's complete and utter bullshit. The cyberweapons and hacking
tools are CODE. It's not like getting your weed whacker back from your
neighbor across the street.
*****
This is what happens when total retards write news stories.
Thank god they emailed us back our digital pictures before anyone saw them.
Did you wipe your hard drive? You mean like with a cloth?
That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
The only reason to buy it back is if you're not sure what they got. And if that's the case we are a bunch of sorry bastards.
Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2018 08:09 PM (QLPd/)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (UsCnO)
No doubt he loved this country as well!
Posted by: NYT Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:09 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Decaf at February 09, 2018 08:09 PM (/3+Sg)
O/T but who thinks that "reached out" is just bullshit talk? How 'bout just "called" or "contacted."
Posted by: Les Kinetic
-----------
The credibility of anyone using that phrase is immediately suspect.
*****
You reach out to someone you have had a falling out with. Everyone else, you called em.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2018 08:09 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2018 08:09 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (NWiLs)
Case closed, if so.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:09 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 08:09 PM (+1EJs)
You know, under this that supposedly governs us as the Supreme Law of the Land, the president is the sole head of the Executive branch of the United States govt. All executive power is vested in him, and him alone. All these employees just act under his authority.
What needs to be done is for PDT to appoint some Czars, some guys to go in a clean out the Deep State. He can do it. He has the power to do it. He can order all their dirty dirt out and prosecute the shit out of them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 08:09 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 08:09 PM (fA1SL)
We need to reach out to some morons to take a meeting and really unpack this thing.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (Dbv1R)
Wait what?
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (rpSHt)
Next!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 07:59 PM (gwPgz)
WTH! Cigarettes can kill you!
Posted by: tbodie at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (439Zu)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2018 08:09 PM (h1jJh)
You mean the way Muhammed Ali reached out to Sonny Liston?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (jJMO3)
"The theft of the secret hacking tools had been devastating to the N.S.A., and the agency was struggling to get a full inventory of what was missing."
That's actually plausible. I don't know about a million dollars plausible, though.
Posted by: jwb7605 at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (cu8/f)
PRO TIP: Never trust the guy with the thick but ambiguous accent and the murky tie.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (YEvFG)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 09, 2018 08:11 PM (rdl6o)
Wait what?
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (rpSHt)
These are liberals. Stop confusing them with common sense.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:11 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Crazy Dmitrii's House of Software and Blackmail at February 09, 2018 08:11 PM (1FhAQ)
Yeah, like which direction Mecca is.
Posted by: The Zombie Rosenbergs at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (Tyii7)
Prayer rug purchases (from the GSA catalog) for CIA offices started the day after Brennan was confirmed!
Posted by: NYT Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:11 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii
Velour track suits?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 08:11 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2018 08:11 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: itsatax at February 09, 2018 08:11 PM (/1c+O)
Posted by: LizLem at February 09, 2018 08:12 PM (LiMbk)
"The theft of the secret hacking tools had been devastating to the N.S.A., and the agency was struggling to get a full inventory of what was missing."
Posted by: jwb7605 at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (DofIg)
So ... the NSA doesn't back up its software? Do they all have AOL accounts there?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:12 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:08 PM (NWiLs)
**************
The mafia initiated it with "reach out and tap someone" then ma bell refined it.
Posted by: gNewt at February 09, 2018 08:12 PM (GrCeo)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 09, 2018 08:12 PM (YEvFG)
Posted by: Simplemind at February 09, 2018 08:12 PM (X8SFj)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:09 PM
Not to mention the realization that they backed the wrong horse and all this shit is oozing out now. There is hopefully a ton of people at FBI DOJ CIA etc. shitting their collective pants. My prediction. More people leaving to "spend time with their family".
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 08:12 PM (+1EJs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
STOP IT...what bullishit. because why? Ethics?
aaaahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 09, 2018 08:12 PM (4CCz5)
Posted by: Secret Agent A. Chickenfucker at February 09, 2018 08:12 PM (Mouru)
Ok, this is CIA sources telling the NYTimes that the CIA didn't buy the Trump dirt that the FBI did buy.
Wait, Hillary bought the dirt, and gave it to the FBI.
Ok. Makes sense now, I guess.
Posted by: Eugene Pike at February 09, 2018 08:12 PM (ECDXs)
Posted by: Colorado Bulldog at February 09, 2018 08:12 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 09, 2018 08:13 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: tbodie at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (439Zu)
Darn it, they can cause cancer as well, gotta go modify the protocol, brb!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:13 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2018 08:13 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 08:13 PM (fA1SL)
I FUCKING HATE THAT PHRASE.
I have threatened people with firing for using in my presence.
Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at February 09, 2018 08:13 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: E.T. at February 09, 2018 08:13 PM (P1GJy)
Wait what?
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (rpSHt)
And didn't want the beyotch they'd bought and paid for, who had previously come through for them in the Uranium One deal.
Makes sense to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:13 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 09, 2018 08:13 PM (C6eZV)
Posted by: The flaming skull at February 09, 2018 08:13 PM (zmX4B)
Posted by: Crazy Dmitrii's House of Software and Blackmail at February 09, 2018 08:11
LOL. I pictured "Peggy" from card holder services.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 08:13 PM (+1EJs)
Posted by: Boots at February 09, 2018 08:13 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: Shep Smith at February 09, 2018 08:14 PM (UsCnO)
Along with "impact" in a transitive verb sense outside physics/mechanics - I remember exactly when that started, and I mocked it at the time. I lost that battle.
Re HPSCI/Dem memo - recall that the FBI made one undisclosed change in the Nunes memo (per reports at the time). Seems to have been forgotten. Trump has said changes need to be made, I'm sure FBI/DOJ will be the ones providing the changes.
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 08:14 PM (WrY3/)
The good part is that when Hillary gets thrown under the bus, that shreiking witch will take all the rest with her. No somebody get Dorothy a bucket of water.......
Posted by: Nunya Bizness at February 09, 2018 08:14 PM (+7guZ)
Dear sweet merciful heavens.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Shivering whilst hopping all around. at February 09, 2018 08:14 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Natasha and Boris at February 09, 2018 08:14 PM (4CCz5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
And the people who laughed at the notion that the Russians were our geopolitical foe were ... in bed with them, bigly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:14 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Your sycophant press at February 09, 2018 08:14 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 09, 2018 08:11 PM (rdl6o)
Hmmm!
Posted by: A nameless ex-president at February 09, 2018 08:15 PM (gwPgz)
Nothing on Hillary/FBI/Russia though ... those witnesses get censored and Arkancided.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 09, 2018 08:15 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Homer at February 09, 2018 08:15 PM (Tyii7)
Your tax dollars atwerk.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 09, 2018 08:15 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Tofer732 at February 09, 2018 08:15 PM (xqDYF)
Posted by: Peaches at February 09, 2018 08:16 PM (14URa)
because they were wary of being entangled in a Russian operation to
create discord inside the American government. They were also fearful of
political fallout in Washington if they were seen to be buying
scurrilous information on the president."
Oho, this is rich.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:16 PM (cu8/f)
Am watching Olympics and ads. Apparently Samsung equates a boy wanting a doll with the same kind of bravery it takes for someone with no legs to walk again? Oooooookay.
Posted by: LizLem at February 09, 2018 08:16 PM (LiMbk)
CIA: We need a hedge trimmer.
Store: Oh, we have many good hedgetrimmers - and, would you like some cocaine?
CIA: Um, no - why- Nevermind, just the hedgetrimmer please...
Store: It's good cocaine though. Are you sure? How about a 4-year old boy?
CIA: What!!! NO! What the fuck...
Store: Ok, nevermind. Here's your hedgetrimmer. That's $67.23.
CIA: Yes, that's all we need. Do you take AmEx?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2018 08:16 PM (UCeQo)
Posted by: Your sycophant press at February 09, 2018 08:16 PM (O2RFr)
I viciously mocked the use of nouns as verbs (e.g., "hoteling"), saying that I won't have "verbing" in my subordinates.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:16 PM (jJMO3)
We need to reach out to some morons to take a meeting and really unpack this thing.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (398bZ)
We need to put a tiger team on this and do a deep dive into the issue, but without getting too far into the weeds.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2018 08:05 PM (O2RFr)
It's ... uh ... complicated.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:05 PM (jJMO3)
Trump himself said "Complicated business" on Election Night.
Hmm.
Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2018 08:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Shivering whilst hopping all around. at February 09, 2018 08:16 PM (dEQP3)
So you're saying that Trump gave the Russians the CIA hacking tools and the CIA in an act of selfless patriotism tried to get them back?
Posted by: Cathy Newman at February 09, 2018 08:17 PM (edacE)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 09, 2018 08:17 PM (TKmA0)
Wonder if there'll be any "color" coming out on that one. Seems odd - short tenure, career-making job to walk away from (of course maybe she just did make her career, and is walking away to the big bucks).
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 08:17 PM (WrY3/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 09, 2018 08:17 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Tofer732 at February 09, 2018 08:15 PM (xqDYF)
That's my guess too. Also explains why the NYT published it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:17 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Insomniac
Maybe do a kaizen blitz?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 08:17 PM (HScFq)
So wait - the CIA is incompetent?
Why wouldn't they want Trump info if he was possibly going to be elected POTUS?
I hope Mueller recommends firing them all!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2018 08:18 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at February 09, 2018 08:18 PM (NWiLs)
political fallout in Washington if they were seen to be buying
scurrilous information on the president."
Yea, sure. Anyone have a bridge for sale. Lying bastards.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 08:18 PM (+1EJs)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2018 08:18 PM (W+vEI)
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Oh so those frisky russkies were twerking? Totes worth $1M
Posted by: Boots at February 09, 2018 08:18 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 08:18 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 08:18 PM (+1EJs)
They want you to read between the lines.
She probably improved her annual $ by half a mil by going with WalMart.
But ABC thinks you'll think it's about the toxicity of Trump.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 09, 2018 08:18 PM (5OEn4)
Anti-American Express?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 09, 2018 08:16 PM (UCeQo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:19 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Shivering whilst hopping all around. at February 09, 2018 08:16 PM (dEQP3)
At least it's not "the usual sources say"!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:19 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2018 08:19 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Shivering whilst hopping all around. at February 09, 2018 08:19 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: NYT Thinking at February 09, 2018 08:19 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 09, 2018 08:19 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2018 08:19 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 08:17 PM (HScFq)
Then the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a kaizen blitz!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:19 PM (NWiLs)
They want you to read between the lines.
She probably improved her annual $ by half a mil by going with WalMart.
But ABC thinks you'll think it's about the toxicity of Trump.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 09, 2018 08:18 PM (5OEn4)/i]
And/or she's worried about the next shoe to drop.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:19 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:19 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2018 08:20 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2018 08:20 PM (yfLR3)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 08:20 PM (+1EJs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2018 08:20 PM (Z8FFX)
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 08:20 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 08:18 PM (fA1SL)
I'll interface with our key stakeholders.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:20 PM (NWiLs)
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DEMOCRATS & Remember Lanny Davis MOTTO is "TELL THE TRUTH SLOWLY"
Posted by: MISHBOT at February 09, 2018 08:20 PM (y3aQB)
They must have been motivated to leak this because they know someone else is going to reveal it and this is their opportunity to shape the narrative. I can't think of any other reason.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 09, 2018 08:21 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 08:21 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Tofer732 at February 09, 2018 08:15 PM (xqDYF)
That's my guess too. Also explains why the NYT published it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:17 PM (jJMO3)
Reason 1,417 that I love the morons. Always providing anew and undoubtedly true perspective on life.
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 08:21 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 09, 2018 08:21 PM (l61qd)
Posted by: James Winslow at February 09, 2018 08:21 PM (IAGvD)
Posted by: Zombie Nikita Khrushchev at February 09, 2018 08:21 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Shivering whilst hopping all around. at February 09, 2018 08:16 PM (dEQP3)
*****************
Always prep the field first.
Posted by: gNewt at February 09, 2018 08:21 PM (GrCeo)
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Especially on a Friday night of the opening ceremonies.
Timing is 98 percent of politics.
Posted by: Simplemind at February 09, 2018 08:21 PM (X8SFj)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at February 09, 2018 08:21 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 09, 2018 08:17 PM (3BFzK)
FWIW, my nomination for thread winner!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:21 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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We should dialog about this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2018 08:22 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 09, 2018 08:22 PM (398bZ)
Recall Brennan was publicly calling POTUS a 'Russian asset.'
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2018 08:20 PM (yfLR3)
When, exactly, did Brennan convert to Islam? I know it was during his service to Imam Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC)
Wonder if there'll be any "color" coming out on that one. Seems odd - short tenure, career-making job to walk away from (of course maybe she just did make her career, and is walking away to the big bucks).
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 08:17 PM (WrY3/)
Hey, cleaning the bathroom at the Walmart in Newark is noble work, showing initiative and selflessness. And, likely, a serious drug addiction.
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 09, 2018 08:22 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2018 08:22 PM (aC6Sd)
Discuss.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 08:21 PM (fA1SL)
All is muda. Ecclesiastes 1.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 08:22 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: x at February 09, 2018 08:22 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:20 PM (NWiLs)
Now THAT'S thinking outside the box!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:22 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 09, 2018 08:23 PM (YEvFG)
Discuss.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii
Like "Kaizen Muda
Kaizen Faddah"
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 08:23 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: James Winslow at February 09, 2018 08:21 PM (IAGvD
How, exactly, did Trump set it up?
Do I even want to know?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Shivering whilst hopping all around. at February 09, 2018 08:23 PM (dEQP3)
242 That's my guess too. Also explains why the NYT published it.
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Especially on a Friday night of the opening ceremonies.
Timing is 98 percent of politics.
Posted by: Simplemind at February 09, 2018 08:21 PM (X8SFj)
Its like having the friendly journalist ask the IRS about their targeting of conservative groups.
Posted by: buzzion at February 09, 2018 08:23 PM (cAnNx)
Maybe the CIA though they were physical tools, like a screwdriver. Its a mistake anyone could make.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2018 08:23 PM (Mouru)
Recall Brennan was publicly calling POTUS a 'Russian asset.'
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2018 08:20 PM (yfLR3)
When, exactly, did Brennan convert to Islam? I know it was during his service to Imam Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:22 PM (ptqGC)
I think it was sometime before he became DCI and was running -- try not to gag -- the CIA's terrorism center.
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 09, 2018 08:23 PM (1FhAQ)
It is bizarre on its face that any intel agency under any circumstances would say to any potential source that it didn't want a specific category of info. Just absurd. You take everything you can get, that you think is worth the effort, and evaluate it yourself.
Duh.
So everything about that part sounds stupid and counter-intuitive and implausible.
Then again, the quality of our people any more. You never know.
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 08:23 PM (WrY3/)
Posted by: gNewt at February 09, 2018 08:23 PM (GrCeo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:22 PM (jJMO3)
Now we've finally got a workable paradigm!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (fVubI)
Like a "cat o' nine tails" needs little lead balls on the stropes...
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (lIZQs)
Hurry up dammit.
Posted by: Internet Virtue Signaller at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:22 PM (jJMO3)
Now we've finally got a workable paradigm!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (gwPgz)
This is mission critical for establishing our best-in-class platform.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 09, 2018 08:23 PM (1FhAQ)
Promoting terrorism or impeding it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:25 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:22 PM (NWiLs)
Hello muddah, hello faddah
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2018 08:25 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Samsung at February 09, 2018 08:25 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: James Winslow
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Once the Left/Liberal/Progressive filters are installed in their brains they become pathologically unable to absorb and process any facts/data/figures that contradict their perspective.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2018 08:25 PM (9tO1t)
Thought it was when he was CIA station chief in Saudi Arabia?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2018 08:25 PM (W+vEI)
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"This is a Very Big Deal": Meet the Trump Appointee Who Could Replace Outgoing DOJ Official Rachel Brand
Posted by: MISHBOT at February 09, 2018 08:25 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (ptqGC)
That's stiff. I'd probably give in if a few of the skater chicks just had boobs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 09, 2018 08:25 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (ptqGC)
I'd pay DirecTV to get that channel!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:25 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:22 PM
It depends on what metric you use.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 08:25 PM (+1EJs)
Posted by: CONDOR at February 09, 2018 08:26 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (ptqGC)
Did you see that poofter teeing off on Trump? Can the snipers start with that AIDS vector?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:26 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 09, 2018 08:00 PM (5OEn4)
My boss used a new one on me this week:
"I am going to 'bump' so-and-so about this."
I was like 'odd.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 08:26 PM (2iZKp)
40 People need to face consequences, or we're gonna have to start throwing them out of choppers.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii
I don't see why the choppers can't be the consequences.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 07:58 PM (HScFq)
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I want to see them hang, legally.
And I want the gallows to be the front elevator shaft of their Washington DC HQ Building. Hang them so their bodies are seen through the main floor elevator door opening. Refrigerate the air in the shaft to 20F, and leave the bodies hang for a month where everyone has to pass by and see them.
Arrange travel and training for every employee and contractor of the department, so everyone sees the hanged corpses, dead and in person. Every future department training class should have a life sized photo of them in their classrooms for the next one hundred years.
We need to prevent any future recurrence, ever.
Posted by: rd at February 09, 2018 08:26 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2018 08:04 PM (c/EDo)
I'd say the only legitimate use of that construction is for situations where the person "reaching out" is making an unusual effort to contact another party with whom he'd normally avoid contact like the plague.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2018 08:26 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 09, 2018 08:26 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster
I hear the lingonberries are doing well this year...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 08:26 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:22 PM (jJMO3)
Now we've finally got a workable paradigm!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (gwPgz)
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But all we're getting from it is mouse-milk!
(Yes mouse-milk was a saying in the '80's and it still cracks me up)
Posted by: Boots at February 09, 2018 08:26 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: Simplemind at February 09, 2018 08:26 PM (X8SFj)
Thought it was when he was CIA station chief in Saudi Arabia?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2018 08:25 PM (W+vEI)
Can you say "going native?" I can.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:27 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2018 08:19 PM (O2RFr)
I think they got a heads-up that Nunes's committee has the goods and want to to get a story with lies out there first so that when the material is released by Nunes, they can call the true story 1 wrong; and 2) old news.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at February 09, 2018 08:27 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Simplemind at February 09, 2018 08:27 PM (X8SFj)
Posted by: T-Mobile at February 09, 2018 08:27 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Giant Mutant Toilet Hamster at February 09, 2018 08:27 PM (UdKB7)
It looks like a person with a suit on. He is falling uncontrollably.... O H NO!!!! Now I see three more people falling out of the helicopter!!!! Now four more. I hear screaming and (SPLUNK) he has just hit the parking lot.
(SPLUNK)... (SPLUNK) ...(SPLUNK) ....(SPLUNK) This is terrible oh the humanity!!!!
Posted by: Les Nesman at February 09, 2018 08:27 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Colorado Bulldog at February 09, 2018 08:04 PM (4u7kU)
Now you know how they catch fire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2018 08:28 PM (Dbv1R)
I like the puppet tiger though.
Posted by: LizLem at February 09, 2018 08:28 PM (LiMbk)
Posted by: CONDOR at February 09, 2018 08:28 PM (4u7kU)
Maybe the CIA though they were physical tools, like a screwdriver. Its a mistake anyone could make.
Posted by: Cicero
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Cloths, like something you would wipe a disk with. Anyone would think that.
Posted by: Hillary at February 09, 2018 08:28 PM (y3sT9)
I was like 'odd.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 08:26 PM (2iZKp)
How is that odd? Do you have some other way of mentioning that you're having someone contracted to be murdered?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2018 08:28 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (NWiLs)
But only if we use six-sigma analysis tools!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:28 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: gNewt at February 09, 2018 08:28 PM (GrCeo)
Posted by: Decaf at February 09, 2018 08:28 PM (/3+Sg)
Barney Fife is insulted.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (fVubI)
Someone should tell the CIA that "Get Smart" was a comedy, not a training video.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:28 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 08:28 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (tRaq7)
That right there is funny.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 08:29 PM (Ri/rl)
Oh - and seeing Von/Vaughn/whatever the skier and the speed skater black snowflake fail and possibly be injured, tragically.
That's it. You morons can keep me abreast (SWIDT?) of the hot curling squads, for highlights.
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 08:29 PM (WrY3/)
Posted by: CONDOR at February 09, 2018 08:28 PM (4u7kU)
And ValJar was born in Iran.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Les Nesman
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Like bags of wet cement.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2018 08:29 PM (y3sT9)
She really is retarded. Her on-air colonoscopy was the high point of her career.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:29 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2018 08:28 PM (y87Qq)
Hah!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 08:29 PM (2iZKp)
Posted by: t-bird at February 09, 2018 08:30 PM (NL+DJ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 08:30 PM (+1EJs)
Posted by: CONDOR at February 09, 2018 08:28 PM (4u7kU)
And ValJar was born in Iran.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Not seeing the problem.
Posted by: Barky at February 09, 2018 08:30 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: gNewt at February 09, 2018 08:30 PM (GrCeo)
as holder of the ultimate PC reference mission statement:
PROACTIVELY "FROM THE SEA"; AN AGENT OF CHANGE LEVERAGING THE LITTORAL BEST PRACTICES FOR A PARADIGM BREAKING SIX-SIGMA BEST BUSINESS CASE TO SYNERGIZE A CONSISTENT DESIGN IN THE GLOBAL COMMONS, RIGHTSIZING THE CORE VALUES SUPPORTING OUR MISSION STATEMENT VIA THE 5-VECTOR MODEL THROUGH CULTURAL DIVERSITY.
Excellent website as well!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:30 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 09, 2018 08:31 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Les Kinetic
Its right up with "empowered" on my bs/annoying phrases.
If someone claims to "empower" you, they can just as easily change their mind and "disempower" you. The only person who makes you powerful is you.
My pet peeve.
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 08:31 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 08:31 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Les Nesman
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Like bags of wet cement.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I bet that if you threw a bureaucrat the size of trigglypuff out of a helicopter, it would be more like a water balloon filled with jello.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 08:31 PM (HScFq)
Bump or hump?
Sounds like sexual harassment to me! You must report the deviant, and rightfully claim his salary and benefits!
/jk, or not?
Posted by: rd at February 09, 2018 08:31 PM (4dz1m)
heads on pikes. ozzie and ministry blasting through the streets. these people are lower than slug spunk on a humid day in florida. i am waiting for the frogmarch. i'll probably be dead before that happens.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 08:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ex-Prez'nit Ogabe Mugabe at February 09, 2018 08:31 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at February 09, 2018 08:27 PM (nvMvs)
Exactly.
Also to try to buff up their bona fides: "See, we publish critical stories about our comrades, too!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:32 PM (jJMO3)
as holder of the ultimate PC reference mission statement:
PROACTIVELY "FROM THE SEA"; AN AGENT OF CHANGE LEVERAGING THE LITTORAL BEST PRACTICES FOR A PARADIGM BREAKING SIX-SIGMA BEST BUSINESS CASE TO SYNERGIZE A CONSISTENT DESIGN IN THE GLOBAL COMMONS, RIGHTSIZING THE CORE VALUES SUPPORTING OUR MISSION STATEMENT VIA THE 5-VECTOR MODEL THROUGH CULTURAL DIVERSITY.
Excellent website as well!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:30 PM (gwPgz)
Jah, he's good. Didn't know he was still around.
Nice to see.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 09, 2018 08:32 PM (xJa6I)
I can think of another scenario.
Posted by: some guy stuck in quicksand at February 09, 2018 08:32 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 08:32 PM (rv0Fo)
Tonight were the opening ceremonies, but NBC hasn't finished massaging them yet for broadcast.
Posted by: t-bird at February 09, 2018 08:32 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 09, 2018 08:32 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Insomniac
...and achieving seamless integration.
Posted by: Barky at February 09, 2018 08:32 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Boots at February 09, 2018 08:32 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 09, 2018 08:33 PM (0OmEj)
If someone claims to "empower" you, they can just as easily change their mind and "disempower" you. The only person who makes you powerful is you.
My pet peeve.
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 08:31 PM (hZ+us)
A friend of mine, an old grizzled veteran of corporate America, on hearing that "empowered" crap, looked off into the middle distance and solemnly intoned, "Power is seized, not granted."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:33 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 09, 2018 08:32 PM (hyuyC)
You'd call Holder and Lynch upper class?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:34 PM (jJMO3)
(Yes mouse-milk was a saying in the '80's and it still cracks me up)
Posted by: Boots at February 09, 2018 08:26 PM (EBwPV)
You're stealing my cheese!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:34 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Les Nesman
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Like bags of wet cement.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I bet that if you threw a bureaucrat the size of trigglypuff out of a
helicopter, it would be more like a water balloon filled with jello.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 08:31 PM (HScFq)
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You throw triggly puff out of a helicopter you better hope you have one hell of a good helicopter pilot. Helicopters don't like huge step functions like that.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 09, 2018 08:34 PM (3BFzK)
"The theft of the secret hacking tools had been devastating to the N.S.A., and the agency was struggling to get a full inventory of what was missing."
That's actually plausible. I don't know about a million dollars plausible, though.
No. You assume it's all compromised -- it's the only way to be safe. After all, if the "inventory" you got back listed all but two of your prized tools, how do you know if they didn't get those or just held back their possession as a way to sucker you into using them?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 09, 2018 08:34 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: CONDOR at February 09, 2018 08:28 PM (4u7kU)
And ValJar was born in Iran.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
After I get through steele wooling, how many coats of valjar ??
Posted by: Colorado Bulldog at February 09, 2018 08:34 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 08:32 PM
But there's more boobs at CIA
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 08:34 PM (+1EJs)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 09, 2018 08:34 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 09, 2018 08:33 PM (0OmEj)
One hundred times this. I have no faith whatsoever that anything will happen to anyone.
But PDT and Gen. Kelly hate women and must be wife abusers!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2018 08:34 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: X-ray at February 09, 2018 08:34 PM (mFZgq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:34 PM (cu8/f)
Surprised that, with so many cameras and good narrators, biathlon could actually become very watchable (esp. the shorter events of course). Very dramatic actually - so much leverage in missing even a single target for the top 10 racers.
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 08:34 PM (WrY3/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
May have to use a chinook.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 08:35 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: jwb7605 at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (DofIg)
At best, they would know some of what was stolen. They could never be sure they knew all of what was stolen. Best assumption: fuckers got it all. Act accordingly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2018 08:35 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 08:35 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Samsung brave boy with doll at February 09, 2018 08:35 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2018 08:35 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 08:35 PM (+1EJs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2018 08:35 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 09, 2018 08:35 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:28 PM (gwPgz)
I always wanted to ask the mouth-breathing business guys to tell me their understanding of what "sigma" meant.
I needed a good laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:35 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:35 PM (NWiLs)
===========
I believe, I BELIEVE!!!!
Posted by: Shep Smith at February 09, 2018 08:36 PM (3BFzK)
as holder of the ultimate PC reference mission statement:
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:30 PM (gwPgz)
8/10 does not leverage "on the horns of a dilemma"
(it is a good site, yes)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2018 08:36 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:36 PM (ptqGC)
Czars, some guys to go in a clean out the Deep State. He can do it. He
has the power to do it. He can order all their dirty dirt out and
prosecute the shit out of them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 08:09 PM (8O3HH)
Yes, RUSSIAN CZARS!
I like this plan, and would like to subscribe to your Newsletter.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:36 PM (cu8/f)
Yeah, miss me with the subhuman interest stories. I don't care.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:37 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2018 08:37 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 09, 2018 08:24 PM (tRaq7)
That right there is funny.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 08:29 PM (Ri/rl)
If this is a WWII spy reference, I think I get it! If it's not, never mind.
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 08:37 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Mr Black at February 09, 2018 08:38 PM (4Szfi)
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 08:38 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 09, 2018 08:33 PM (0OmEj)
MELLOW COMPLETELY HARSHED
Posted by: SPICOLI at February 09, 2018 08:38 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:34 PM (cu8/f)
"It was a dark and stormy night. After the last prostitute finished peeing on me ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:38 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 09, 2018 08:38 PM (edacE)
My boss used a new one on me this week:
"I am going to 'bump' so-and-so about this."
I was like 'odd.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Ain't gonna bump no more
https://youtu.be/m5SmbvOCRWM
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2018 08:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2018 08:38 PM (Enq6K)
SS? 'Cause I'm thinking he needs an inner circle to protect him from
official inner circles.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 09, 2018 08:10 PM (H8S+R)
IIRC, he wanted to use his own TRUSTED security detail and the SS had a problem with that.
Does he still carry?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:39 PM (cu8/f)
If so, I have lots of info for you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 08:35 PM (KP5rU)
The segment featuring her colonoscopy was supported by Roto-Rooter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:39 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:34 PM (cu8/f)
Go on...
Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2018 08:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Just when I thought 'paradigms' was dead.
Can we just move on to symbiotic relationships?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2018 08:39 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 08:39 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 08:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (2sCft)
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Don't forget it's projection. Always projection.
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (rv0Fo)
When the dust settles after the rubble has bounced for the last time there will be no department that will not be implicated in this treason.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (SUFnU)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 09, 2018 08:38 PM (edacE)
To hell with extradition. This calls for wet work.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Olympic Human Interest Vignette at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 08:35 PM (KP5rU)
Must have been in response to a missing persons report.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (xJa6I)
When I heard that from the two Russian comedians as they were punking Schiff-for-brains, I knew it was a prank. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything right then.
Evidently, he didn't since he sent people from his office later on to pursue naked pictures of PDT.
I truly hate to think I'm smarter than a congresscritter, but come on...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: mark1971 at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: ghost of James Mattis at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (GrCeo)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (O033+)
Flaming skull curling.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (qJtVm)
With a grenade missing it's "friend."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 08:37 PM (hZ+us)
The two Russian pranksters that called Adam Schiff, the pranksters told Schiff that a Russian met with Flynn in Brighton Beach and one of the code phrases was the rain falls on Brighton Beach.
I may have mixed the players up so don't quote me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 08:41 PM (Ri/rl)
I never thought this could happen to me until I met these two CIA operatives...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 09, 2018 08:41 PM (gC2IV)
one. Seems odd - short tenure, career-making job to walk away from (of
course maybe she just did make her career, and is walking away to the
big bucks).
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 08:17 PM (WrY3/)
Maybe she knows that when the rest of the shit hits the fan, she would be in the splash zone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2018 08:41 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:38 PM (jJMO3)
No, it would be more like "The Soviet gloom still lay heavy on the city, as the gloomy prostitute who lay replete and exhausted by my side."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:41 PM (cu8/f)
September 2017 -- NOT September 2016.
So, when the CIA was under the control of Republican and pro-Trump guy Mike Pompeo.
I don't know WHAT the hell to make of this.
The mirror___ aspect is, however, amusing.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 09, 2018 08:41 PM (QU+qf)
If so, I have lots of info for you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Rosetta Stone Afrikans CD's?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2018 08:41 PM (9tO1t)
For the blackmail analogy, you know they hacked your phone but are not sure exactly which incriminating pics and video they got. All of them? Just the ones if you kissing your mistress? Or that vid if the orgy?
Obviously, you won't know how much they took, but at least you can confirm how little.
Posted by: Fen at February 09, 2018 08:41 PM (kqgvS)
Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2018 08:41 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:33 PM (jJMO3)
My kind of guy.
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 08:42 PM (hZ+us)
Doesn't look like Rosie's going anywhere, for the moment, though. But unless the 5%/outlier explanation for the whole Mueller debacle (it actually will end up as another weapon against the Obama-era crime wave) is vindicated, don't see how Rosie isn't vulnerable. Horrible judgement in creating special counsel to begin with, and setting it up contrary to the relevant reg was a nice touch.
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 08:42 PM (WrY3/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 08:42 PM (KP5rU)
I would have waited until Sunday and put the problem back in Schiff's lap, but I would have tweeted about highly classified information, in the meantime.
Posted by: jwb7605 at February 09, 2018 08:42 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (tRaq7)
When I meet our Congressman, I'm amazed at how stupid they are.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 08:42 PM (Ri/rl)
1. Notorious germaphobe
2. Married to Melania
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:42 PM (ptqGC)
President Trump and a precious few close confidants are all that stand between the Derp State and we who want the republic to survive.
Worst of all, I simply do not see anyone in my sphere getting riled up about all this (this forum excepted, of course). Nobody gives a shit.
Getting fucking fed up.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 09, 2018 08:43 PM (IMacf)
Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2018 08:43 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Warren Zevon at February 09, 2018 08:43 PM (9tO1t)
Was it the last Olympics where he looked like he had pinkeye or something? I laughed my ass off at that.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 09, 2018 08:43 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at February 09, 2018 08:43 PM (5fSr7)
Shouldn't you have boobies in this story somewhere?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 09, 2018 08:19 PM (6Ll1u)
You are brilliant.
Posted by: Br(.)(.)ke Baldwin at February 09, 2018 08:44 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (O033+)
I think once you get through the first ten chapters, it becomes a pretty good story, so endeavor to persevere!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:44 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 08:44 PM (fA1SL)
No, it would be more like "The Soviet gloom still lay heavy on the city, as the gloomy prostitute who lay replete and exhausted by my side."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:41 PM (cu8/f)
You can't use gloom and gloomy in the same sentence. How about "joyless" or "sullen"?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 08:44 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 08:44 PM (+1EJs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:44 PM (ptqGC)
Evidently, he didn't since he sent people from his office later on to pursue naked pictures of PDT.
I truly hate to think I'm smarter than a congresscritter, but come on...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (tRaq7)
That was priceless. The thing is that Schiff wanted so desperately to believe that he was easy to fool.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:45 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 09, 2018 08:43 PM (398bZ)
More like ocular chlamydia.
Sinner.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 09, 2018 08:45 PM (IMacf)
Two words my dear:
Progressive Projection!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:45 PM (gwPgz)
I like this plan, and would like to subscribe to your Newsletter.
We could use a man like
Posted by: rd at February 09, 2018 08:46 PM (4dz1m)
Does he still carry?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies"
Dear lord, I certainly hope so. I would, in his shoes.
In his shoes, I'd carry a freakin' arsenal in my briefcase; light SMG with a lot of mags, quite a few WP and frag grenades.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 09, 2018 08:46 PM (SUFnU)
1. Notorious germaphobe
2. Married to Melania
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:42 PM (ptqGC)
And, unlike Democrats, is smart enough to be leery of anything involving the Russians, especially on their home turf.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:47 PM (jJMO3)
To be fair, that was from Michael Phelps, not the last Winter Olympics.
Posted by: Bob Costas at February 09, 2018 08:47 PM (YOW17)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 08:47 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 09, 2018 08:47 PM (3BFzK)
I never thought this could happen to me until I met these two CIA operatives...
"On the bright side, the scar where they took out my kidney in the hotel room didn't get infected."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 09, 2018 08:47 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 09, 2018 08:43 PM (398bZ)
Pink eye, clap, whatever. Who's counting?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:47 PM (jJMO3)
I would have waited until Sunday and put the problem back in Schiff's lap, but I would have tweeted about highly classified information, in the meantime.
Posted by: jwb7605 at February 09, 2018 08:42 PM
Fox is saying that they Trump told them they need to edit some shit. Just like we thought, now the mediadems will fucking cry, while ignoring all the other obvious signs of this whole thing being unfettered, unvetted bullshit!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 08:47 PM (+1EJs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 08:48 PM (fA1SL)
I may have mixed the players up so don't quote me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 08:41 PM (Ri/rl)
I thought that was a code phrase used in Ben McIntyre's "Double Cross" but I could be wrong.Or maybe the fake Russian pranksters used it on purpose.
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 08:48 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2018 08:48 PM (I/iGu)
"She presented in a desultory fashion, being much jaded in her profession. I woke her up right quick with a slap to the ass and authoritative instructions to wriggle her butt for me."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:48 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Bob Costass at February 09, 2018 08:48 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: rd at February 09, 2018 08:46 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:48 PM (jJMO3)
I save my feelings for my girlfriend.
Posted by: ghost of James Mattis at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (GrCeo)
Now there's a quote.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 09, 2018 08:48 PM (xJa6I)
1. Notorious germaphobe
2. Married to Melania
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 09, 2018 08:42 PM (ptqGC)
There's a moron who repeatedly posts something along the lines of:
H: Give me that dossier, lackey.
L: Here, ma'am, just as you requested
H: *struggling to focus* IT'S NOT HERE
L: Ma'am?
H: THE PEE PEE PART I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU TO PUT THE PEE PEE PART IN HERE
L: Ma'am, we didn't think you were serious about that, it doesn't even-
H: *throwing highball glass* PUT IN THE PEE PEE PART
L: Right away, ma'am
H: *stumbles over bar stool* Shut the fuck up and get out of my sight.
Kind of has the ring of truth to it.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2018 08:48 PM (y87Qq)
yeah trump needs to build a group like that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 09, 2018 08:49 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 09, 2018 08:49 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: CA Token at February 09, 2018 08:49 PM (+8LG8)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 08:44 PM (NWiLs)
Of course I can - I'm drawing parallels here.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:49 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Fen at February 09, 2018 08:41 PM (kqgvS)
How do they know the hackers aren't just giving enough to prove the got in? How will you ever know unless what they send is all of it.
Posted by: X-ray at February 09, 2018 08:49 PM (mFZgq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 09, 2018 08:49 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 08:48 PM (fA1SL)
That was almost beautiful, Palp.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 08:50 PM (2iZKp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:47 PM
A couple Russian hookers pissed in Bob's eyes. Heard it from the FBI and my friends cousins sister's boyfriends aunt who used to be a Russian hooker.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 08:50 PM (+1EJs)
Why buy it? Just make the stuff up like the press does.
Posted by: t-bird at February 09, 2018 08:50 PM (YOW17)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2018 08:50 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: rd at February 09, 2018 08:46 PM (4dz1m)
Second look at the NKVD?
Posted by: Lavrenti Pavlovich Beria at February 09, 2018 08:50 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 09, 2018 08:50 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 08:48 PM (hZ+us)
I've never heard of that book, but I'm going to search for it now. Thanks.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 08:50 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 09, 2018 08:51 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: David Frum at February 09, 2018 08:51 PM (gjfzA)
This is very pleasing, Ace. I'll rest well this evening and weekend.
Somebody is going to have fun tonight. Flaming Skulls at 8pm on a Friday is a very BFD.
Posted by: The Last Resting Monk at the CDC, on his sedated cellphone at February 09, 2018 08:51 PM (/BTP8)
https://www.splunk.com
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 09, 2018 08:51 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:33 PM (jJMO3)
My kind of guy.
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 08:42 PM (hZ+us)
On another occasion, when some nitwit was talking about "tough competition," he similarly intoned, "Guy comes in first and third in a ten man circle jerk. Now THAT'S tough competition."
Epic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:51 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Bob Costass at February 09, 2018 08:51 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 09, 2018 08:11 PM (rdl6o)
Yah, but it was REALLY GOOOOOOD dick...
Posted by: Abiss at February 09, 2018 08:52 PM (L6Zpd)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby a.t February 09, 2018 08:49 PM (6Ll1u)
You know the rules, pics or it didn't happen
Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2018 08:52 PM (FwcYV)
Posted by: CNN at February 09, 2018 08:52 PM (QpTNr)
Posted by: mark1971 at February 09, 2018 08:40 PM (xPl2J)
You sound almost as upset as Me-Again Kelley.
She got grounded and has to stay in NYC until she cleans up her ratings.
Posted by: rd at February 09, 2018 08:52 PM (4dz1m)
For the blackmail analogy, you know they hacked your phone but are not sure exactly which incriminating pics and video they got. All of them? Just the ones if you kissing your mistress? Or that vid if the orgy?
Obviously, you won't know how much they took, but at least you can confirm how little.
Posted by: Fen at February 09, 2018 08:41 PM t\(kqgvS)
Thats how I read the NTY's spin, too, but the issue still is how would the CIA know that what the russkies were saying was true? They could have stolen 10 things, and shown them 1 that they would return for $100,000. The whole deal sounds stupid and unbelievable, even with the NYT's gloss.
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 08:53 PM (hZ+us)
yeah trump needs to build a group like that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 09, 2018 08:49 PM (aMlLZ)
But what would he call it? I know you can think of a good name. Sword of ?
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 08:53 PM (Ri/rl)
yeah trump needs to build a group like that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison"
Oh please yes. This !
Jeez, I'd volunteer.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 09, 2018 08:53 PM (SUFnU)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 09, 2018 08:49 PM (3BFzK)
I thought he got it from inadvertently tossing a salad when someone in front of him stopped unexpectedly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:53 PM (jJMO3)
Sadly, "That's not who we are!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:54 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 09, 2018 08:54 PM (fftfA)
Posted by: Campesino at February 09, 2018 08:54 PM (P2VBB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2018 08:54 PM (EZebt)
You remember that story from one of Trump's bodyguards. Anyone with any sense knows to avoid KGB honeytraps, and they tried to set him Trump up with one back during some Miss Universe thing in Moscow. Offered him 5 hookers --or was it 6?-- to send up.
Trump was insulted at the low number and told them to go pee on themselves.
The KGB does that all the time, for anyone they think might be useful to have compromising material on, even if they have nothing in mind at the time. Everyone, everyone knows this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 08:54 PM (8O3HH)
The problem is that everyone already knows it. On both sides of the isle and in between. Nobody actually really believes that our government did not try to take out a presidential candidate and usurp a sitting POTUS.
The "PROBLEM" is that nobody is doing anything about it.When I say that I mean that if you or I had done what these people have been doing we would be buried under the prison.
Firing is not doing anything about it. Firing is simply another slap in the face of the public. Firing with full benefits is yet another instance where we should have the jizzz bibs ready because here it comes. So blatant.
Save the flaming skulls for the convictions of these crooks.
Posted by: Drider at February 09, 2018 08:54 PM (HdKKm)
yeah trump needs to build a group like that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 09, 2018 08:49 PM (aMlLZ)
Now THAT'S reaching out, done properly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:54 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Eromero at February 09, 2018 08:54 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 08:55 PM (WrY3/)
Epic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 20
Your friend sounds awesome.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 08:55 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 09, 2018 08:55 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2018 08:54 PM (EZebt)
Yeah. Make Augie look like a little girl.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:55 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Bob Costass at February 09, 2018 08:55 PM (Tyii7)
Juan H. Crisco! What a ride!
Posted by: The Last Resting Monk at the CDC, on his sedated cellphone at February 09, 2018 08:55 PM (/BTP8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 08:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Hare lip at February 09, 2018 08:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 08:54 PM (8O3HH)
This doesn't adhere to the Trump-is-idiot narrative, and of course the young "professional journalists" don't know squat about the real world.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:56 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Emperor of the known universe at February 09, 2018 08:56 PM (Wa5hI)
Maybe unfair, but thats what comes to mind.
Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2018 08:56 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 09, 2018 08:51 PM (dUJdY)
The [Post Election Correction Plan!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 08:56 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: jwb7605 at February 09, 2018 08:56 PM (DofIg)
Epic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 20
Your friend sounds awesome.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 08:55 PM (Ri/rl)
He was. If that wasn't too crude (sorry), he had one other classic: "That was about as welcome as a boner in a locker room."
I spat coffee out on the table.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 08:57 PM (jJMO3)
Your Russian prostitutes yearning to pee freely,
The wretched refuse of piss drenched whores.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Jim Comey, Esq. at February 09, 2018 08:57 PM (bJ0w+)
Never saw that. But damn! I got a good laugh.
Thank you, and whoever originated it!
Posted by: rd at February 09, 2018 08:57 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Hare lip at February 09, 2018 08:56 PM (IqV8l)
Is is worse than pepper spray? I've never been pepper-sprayed, but spunk eye stings like hell.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:57 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 08:58 PM (KP5rU)
>> jaded in her profession.
I think our Duchess has found her calling: fake Russian erotic novels.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 08:58 PM (8O3HH)
She's an American skier, who is representing "her husband's home country" in the Olympics. Can you even do that?
Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2018 08:58 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Bob Costass at February 09, 2018 08:59 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Shady RUSSIAN Source at February 09, 2018 08:59 PM (QUtQ6)
They are certainly gullible enough, and pompous enough. Just set up a fucking echo chamber and get these guys chasing their tale and spying on Trump?
Did it never occur to any of these people that this might be true?
I've said it before, and I'll say it now. These people are very smart idiots. They can't believe they fell for something so stupid. There MUST be something to it. Add to that the professional embarrassment, and potential for jail, and that is where we are at.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 09, 2018 08:59 PM (fftfA)
Considering the USMC was around 500,000 by the end of the war (an amazing thing in itself), puts things in perspective that the militarized political police in the USSR of the time were about that size.
Talk about militarized thug cops!!! NKVD was, uh, the *real* thing in that department.
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 08:59 PM (WrY3/)
Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2018 09:00 PM (FwcYV)
She's an American skier, who is representing "her husband's home country" in the Olympics. Can you even do that?
Posted by: bluebell
If so, I'm marrying a Korean so I can be on their basketball team.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 09:00 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: kallisto at February 09, 2018 09:00 PM (yfLR3)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:57 PM (cu8/f)
And a hush falls upon the room, as Miley short-circuits everyone's snark.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:00 PM (2iZKp)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 08:58 PM (8O3HH)
Tolstoy is spinning in his grave
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 09:00 PM (gwPgz)
She's an American skier, who is representing "her husband's home country" in the Olympics. Can you even do that?
Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2018 08:58 PM (kNasr)
Notify ICE when she tries to come back here. "Sorry, senora, your papers are not in order."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 09:00 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:57 PM (cu8/f)
And a hush falls upon the room, as Miley short-circuits everyone's snark.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:00 PM (2iZKp)
*record scratch*
*silence*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 09:01 PM (NWiLs)
You can't con an honest man, after all.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 09, 2018 09:01 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: thirteen28 at February 09, 2018 09:01 PM (GdJ+p)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:00 PM (2iZKp)
<cackles evilly>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:01 PM (cu8/f)
years hunting down all those involved in the Munich massacre and picking
them off one by one.
------
And it showed the Joooos as the bad guys as I recall from conservative reviews.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2018 09:01 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Bob Costass at February 09, 2018 09:01 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Bob Costass at February 09, 2018 08:48 PM (Tyii7)
***********
C'mere Bobby.
Posted by: Barry at February 09, 2018 09:02 PM (GrCeo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:02 PM (KP5rU)
Give to you all very real RUSSIAN erotic novels for price. Very low.
Posted by: Shady RUSSIAN Source at February 09, 2018 09:02 PM (QUtQ6)
People should be paying the ultimate price. And yet...nothing will happen.
We're too deep in. Too complacent. We lost this country and our freedom long ago.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 09, 2018 09:03 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2018 09:03 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: The Last Resting Monk at the CDC, on his sedated cellphone at February 09, 2018 09:03 PM (/BTP8)
Give to you all very real RUSSIAN erotic novels for price. Very low.
Posted by: Shady RUSSIAN Source at February 09, 2018 09:02 PM (QUtQ6)
Sergei, I know is you! You sell me fake knockoff track suit! It say "Adibas"! Only two stripe has!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 09:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 09, 2018 09:04 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 09, 2018 09:04 PM (6Ll1u)
The food, homecooked Filipino food, has been spectacular.
Breakfast was pork, fried rice and something called puts, made from sticky rice.
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 09, 2018 09:04 PM (5fRCd)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 09, 2018 09:04 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:03 PM (KP5rU)
Sure, if you can spurt accurately, and from a safe distance.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:04 PM (cu8/f)
are corrupted and do not believe, nothing is pure. In fact, both their
minds and consciences are corrupted." -James Comey
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 09:04 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2018 09:03 PM (ewxPW)
Thought it was "Fifty Shades of Red", comrade!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 09:04 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:01 PM (cu8/f)
If you're going to compete with Tolstoy, you need to preface your magnum opus with around 200 pages of Russian genealogy. I guess Leo got paid by the word.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 09:05 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 09, 2018 09:04 PM (5fRCd)
Putz and sticky rice? A Yelper's special?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 09:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bob Costass at February 09, 2018 09:05 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Insomniac
Great, now I have to wonder about the authenticity of these Sike shoes I bought.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 09:05 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 09:04 PM (gwPgz)
Shoulda been "Fifty Shades of Yellow." You know, after drinking a quart of water, ranging through to running for a couple hours on a hot day.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 09:06 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 09:06 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: BluesFish at February 09, 2018 09:06 PM (3g9Il)
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 09:06 PM (WrY3/)
>> track suit!
Yeah, that fucker sold me a knock-off ficus a while back. Damn thing was fake. Melted after the first use. Just melted into the little puddle. Like the wicked witch in the Wizard of Oz.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 09:07 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:07 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Shep at February 09, 2018 09:07 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 09, 2018 09:07 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 08:57 PM (cu8/f)
===
Pics?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2018 09:08 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:07 PM (KP5rU)
MERV. Multiple Ejaculatory Reentry Vehicle. See also Intercontinental Ballistic Spooge.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 09:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 07:56 PM
================================
♫ Skull rise, Skull set ♫
Posted by: Tevye the Moron at February 09, 2018 09:09 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: gNewt at February 09, 2018 09:09 PM (GrCeo)
Trump wants to deport immigrants who use public benefits
Oh how terrible. Come to America and leach off the American taxpayers now more!! The horror, the horror
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2018 09:09 PM (SiINZ)
preface your magnum opus with around 200 pages of Russian genealogy. I
guess Leo got paid by the word.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 09:05 PM (jJMO3)
When you're writing stuff to arouse, the answer ain't geneology.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:09 PM (cu8/f)
Trump was insulted at the low number and told them to go pee on themselves.
The KGB does that all the time, for anyone they think might be useful to have compromising material on, even if they have nothing in mind at the time. Everyone, everyone knows this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 08:54 PM (8O3HH)
The Russian FSB can do this all the time, anytime. Do you think the thugs in the FSB pay the poor whores they use for the setup? They just round up a half dozen out of the bar at the hotel, and say come with me. Now! Does anyone think that the pros or their pimps are going to complain? They complain, and they end up in the Moscow River- in pieces.
If one whore gets the target to bed, they might get a few rubles. More likely the girls get to offer a free sample to the entire FSB Team on the cuff.
Posted by: rd at February 09, 2018 09:09 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 09, 2018 09:07 PM (/o9Qk)
You think you're down? Imagine how the Democrats and the MSM (BIRM) must feel.
Not only are they in danger of getting prosecuted, they're laughing stocks both here and in Russia.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 09:09 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Bub Costas at February 09, 2018 09:09 PM (jbcJ8)
I've used up my free NYT articles for this month.
Posted by: girldog at February 09, 2018 09:09 PM (g5YYQ)
And to think, you guys mocked us about our safety goggles requirement regulation.
Posted by: California Porn Regulatory Board at February 09, 2018 09:09 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Surfperch, in the Belly of the Beast at February 09, 2018 09:10 PM (QUtQ6)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 09, 2018 09:10 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 09, 2018 09:10 PM (5fRCd)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 09:10 PM (jJMO3)
"My first thrust sent her sprawling, face-first into the pillows. My erection was YUGE."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:11 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 09, 2018 09:10 PM (5fRCd)
You're getting hazed into a fraternity?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 09:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Surfperch, in the Belly of the Beast
In Soviet Russia, phone autocorrects YOU!
Posted by: Yakov Smirnof at February 09, 2018 09:11 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 09:12 PM (WrY3/)
Wew boys!
Posted by: The Last Resting Monk at the CDC, on his sedated cellphone at February 09, 2018 09:12 PM (/BTP8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 09:09 PM (jJMO3)
************************
Mental image of pranksters playing the tapes on Soviet talk radio.
Posted by: gNewt at February 09, 2018 09:12 PM (GrCeo)
Posted by: Hands at February 09, 2018 09:12 PM (EzdLW)
>> on some guy?
The answer, with video, is only a quick search away.
Posted by: The Internet at February 09, 2018 09:12 PM (8O3HH)
Again.
LAST YEAR.
NOT A BRENNAN/OBAMA OP.
SEPTEMBER 2017.
ELEVEN MONTHS AFTER THE ELECTION.
No, I have no idea what to make of it, otherwise.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 09, 2018 09:12 PM (QU+qf)
-----
It probably depends on citizenship laws. There are Italian-Canadians who play for Italian Winter Olympic hockey because Italy will recognize even IIRC third-generation family ties. Maybe Mexico has some spouse rule?
Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2018 09:12 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2018 09:08 PM (EZebt)
They didn't have cameras in those days. You had to pay an artist to capture the moment in a charcoal sketch.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:13 PM (cu8/f)
The donks are shitting themselves over what is coming out, but they don't want to go down in flames alone - now they're gunning for Kelly. Trump had a great first year and they want to handicap that as much as they can...
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is almost here!!! at February 09, 2018 09:13 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 09, 2018 09:10 PM (5fRCd)
You are a good man, so I will not make the joke I am thinking right now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:13 PM (2iZKp)
I feel like such a board probably exists give the insane levels of bureaucracy here in the Golden State.
Posted by: Surfperch, in the Belly of the Beast at February 09, 2018 09:13 PM (QUtQ6)
Posted by: gNewt at February 09, 2018 09:13 PM (GrCeo)
Posted by: david venable at February 09, 2018 09:13 PM (blNeQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 09, 2018 09:10 PM (5fRCd)
You had a bitch or whore at breakfast?
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 09:13 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2018 09:08 PM (EZebt)
They didn't have cameras in those days. You had to pay an artist to capture the moment in a charcoal sketch.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:13 PM (cu8/f)
Like one of those courtroom sketch artists.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 09:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2018 09:01 PM (ewxPW)
I think in the course of their mission they managed to mistakenly kill an innocent party.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2018 09:14 PM (Dbv1R)
>> on some guy?
The answer, with video, is only a quick search away.
Posted by: The Internet at February 09, 2018 09:12 PM (8O3HH)
Didn't zombie do a comment on this only a couple weeks ago?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:14 PM (2iZKp)
Posted by: USA at February 09, 2018 09:14 PM (lE2nd)
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 09, 2018 09:10 PM (5fRCd)
Isn't "puta" Italian for prostitute?
It's an odd breakfast, but...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:14 PM (cu8/f)
The food, homecooked Filipino food, has been spectacular.
Breakfast was pork, fried rice and something called puts, made from sticky rice.
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 09, 2018 09:04 PM (5fRCd)
Puto, not putz. Sticky rice. I like maja blanca: sticky rice with ginger.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at February 09, 2018 09:14 PM (OtVYM)
Winter Olympic hockey because Italy will recognize even IIRC
third-generation family ties. Maybe Mexico has some spouse rule?
Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2018 09:12 PM (ewxPW)
After 3 f''ing generations, Italy should be pretty damn far in their rear view mirrors.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez spring training is almost here!!! at February 09, 2018 09:14 PM (P8951)
If there are more graceful ways to skyrocket to "Most Popular 'Ette" status I have yet to think of one.
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 09:15 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 09, 2018 09:15 PM (edacE)
It's an odd breakfast, but...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:14 PM (cu8/f)
I thought it was spanish for bitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:15 PM (2iZKp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:15 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: booknlass at February 09, 2018 09:15 PM (bjSMX)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 09:13 PM (NWiLs)
Exactly. Guilty and innocent, all are sketched.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:15 PM (cu8/f)
There was the obligatory "Asians believe the group it more important than the individual! Yay collectivism!" spiel in the opening ceremonies schtick. Meh.
Explain then why they drool over and pick out certain athlete celebs for worship. Tried to cram in so many shots of Lindsey Vonn during the part when USA walked in I wanted to punch my screen.
Posted by: LizLem at February 09, 2018 09:16 PM (LiMbk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2018 09:14 PM (Dbv1R)
A separate team killed a waiter in Sweden, or somewhere around there, by mistake.
Eh. Shit happens.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2018 09:16 PM (8gDQu)
I do know that Marxists need to have their assets seized and must leave our country or our plane of existence.
Posted by: The Last Resting Monk at the CDC, on his sedated cellphone at February 09, 2018 09:16 PM (/BTP8)
Posted by: david venable at February 09, 2018 09:16 PM (blNeQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2018 09:12 PM (ewxPW)
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chain migration
Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2018 09:16 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:15 PM (2iZKp)
Bitch for breakfast is a lot more common.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:16 PM (cu8/f)
Trump suiroundz himself with raypists because he is the king of the raypists!!!1!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Battleboro, VT at February 09, 2018 09:17 PM (QUtQ6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:15 PM (2iZKp)
That's what I thought.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 09:17 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:12 PM (KP5rU)
Over analyzing pee, maybe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 09:17 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: david venable at February 09, 2018 09:13 PM (blNeQ)
Show us on the doll where he hit you, sweetie.
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 09:17 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: pep at February 09, 2018 09:17 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2018 09:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:18 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 09, 2018 09:18 PM (6Ll1u)
These days, trolls only show up here when your side is nervous. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 09:18 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:15 PM (2iZKp)
Spanish for "whore" I always thought.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2018 09:18 PM (8gDQu)
There was the obligatory "Asians believe the group it more important than the individual! Yay collectivism!" spiel in the opening ceremonies schtick. Meh.
Posted by: LizLem at February 09, 2018 09:16 PM (LiMbk)
I'm sure the guys behind the cameras make every bit as much as Katie Colonoscopy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 09:19 PM (jJMO3)
I remember some big controversy over some law/ballot measure they were trying to pass. Haven't head anything lately. I think it was defeated or defanged or something.
But they were going to have detailed regulations. Safety goggles was a real requirement.
Posted by: The Internet at February 09, 2018 09:19 PM (8O3HH)
Again.
LAST YEAR.
NOT A BRENNAN/OBAMA OP.
SEPTEMBER 2017.
ELEVEN MONTHS AFTER THE ELECTION.
No, I have no idea what to make of it, otherwise.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at February 09, 2018 09:12 PM (QU+qf)
Well then that's worse. The CIA was plotting against a sitting President, not just a candidate.
Posted by: girldog at February 09, 2018 09:19 PM (g5YYQ)
It's an odd breakfast, but...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:14 PM (cu8/f)
In Italian it's puttana which mean whore, slut or prostitute
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2018 09:20 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2018 09:18 PM (8gDQu)
Trampara (sp?) maybe?
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 09:20 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at February 09, 2018 09:20 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 09:15 PM (rv0Fo)
The most astounding thing is that it's all true. I would never lie on a flaming skull thread.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:21 PM (cu8/f)
Don't know, but that sounds like something (he? I think) would detail.
Posted by: The Internet at February 09, 2018 09:21 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Lou Grant at February 09, 2018 09:21 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:21 PM (KP5rU)
Time will tell (for the mega-scandals).
The WH personnel "story" will be forgotten by this time next week (think "s**t-hole").
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 09:21 PM (WrY3/)
Posted by: John McCain at February 09, 2018 09:21 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 09, 2018 09:21 PM (MCpv7)
Posted by: Orson-bot at February 09, 2018 09:21 PM (IsmUY)
Don't know, but that sounds like something (he? I think) would detail.
Posted by: The Internet at February 09, 2018 09:21 PM (8O3HH)
'She' I think, although that has never been confirmed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:22 PM (2iZKp)
Yeah, our Duchess is certainly at the top of the heap. First Among Equals, we might say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 09:22 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2018 09:23 PM (ewxPW)
be vewey vewey nervous.
cause the sh*t's hitting the fan big time.
Justice is fixin to rain down like a mighty stream.
Posted by: booknlass at February 09, 2018 09:23 PM (bjSMX)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2018 09:20 PM (SiINZ)
Oh. Then...never mind.
Posted by: Miss Emily Litella, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:23 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 09:20 PM (Ri/rl)
Never heard that word.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2018 09:23 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:22 PM (2iZKp
I think zombie is a guy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 09:23 PM (Ri/rl)
Time will tell (for the mega-scandals).
The WH personnel "story" will be forgotten by this time next week (think "s**t-hole").
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 09:21 PM (WrY3/)
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I'd agree but the "Me Too" movement and sexual assault/domestic violence issue is too hot right now to just fade away like "sh**hole."
Posted by: david venable at February 09, 2018 09:23 PM (blNeQ)
Posted by: david venable at February 09, 2018 09:13 PM (blNeQ)
Well, when you are on glory hole duty, Davey, they have to hit something, or lose their edge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2018 09:23 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Do Russian Bots Dream of Hysterical Sheep? at February 09, 2018 09:23 PM (ce4vQ)
It's a better excuse than the buy-back as you point out but it's still pretty flimsy. You'd never be able to trust the inventory, the stuff would wind up on the dark web, and the Russians would still frame US with the Chinese using it.
Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2018 09:23 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: John McCain
Here's a fun game: guess how many breathes until the last one?
Posted by: Mr. Death, I'm here about the reaping at February 09, 2018 09:24 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:21 PM (cu8/f)
The most astounding thing to me is that I don't even care if you're lying.
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 09:24 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at February 09, 2018 09:24 PM (w8mVy)
Posted by: Lou Grant
I love it anywhere you want to put it, teddy bear.
P.S. I'm in my Happy Homemaker nightie.....
Posted by: Sue Ann Nivens at February 09, 2018 09:24 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: CN at February 09, 2018 09:25 PM (5gaNQ)
Their source for this "Friday Afternoon News Dump"?
Posted by: girldog at February 09, 2018 09:25 PM (g5YYQ)
Hell I'd even clean a few of them. No sneaking in when the cats in there though or you'll put her off and she'll start peeing in the hall again.
Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2018 09:25 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:22 PM (2iZKp)
She used to post pictures of herself at the odd San Fran rallies and such, way back, when she was reporting on the goings on.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2018 09:25 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 09, 2018 09:25 PM (5fRCd)
'puta' means whore in spanish.
Also means 'times' in croatian.
'perra' is bitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:25 PM (2iZKp)
557 >> Just on a technical point, how does a woman pee
>> on some guy?"
=-
Practice comrade, PRACTICE!!!!
The future is going be glorious, GLORIOUS...and pissy.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 09, 2018 09:26 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 09:20 PM (Ri/rl)
Never heard that word.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2018 09:23 PM
I called someone I don't like a puta, the guy that works here told me to say trampara instead. Maybe he's making words up so I don't cuss in Spanish. I was trying to say whore.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 09:26 PM (Ri/rl)
It's an odd breakfast, but...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:14 PM (cu8/f)
It's also the name of the creek that feeds into lake Berryessa, supposedly it has decent fishing.
Posted by: Surfperch the Californian at February 09, 2018 09:26 PM (QUtQ6)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 09, 2018 09:26 PM (SkuXa)
*rolls eyes and sheepishly goes back to lurking...*
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at February 09, 2018 09:26 PM (w8mVy)
Posted by: James Clapper at February 09, 2018 09:26 PM (azvvG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 09:10 PM (jJMO3)
I have heard Stories of females who can...manipulate themselves to approximate a male urinating while standing. Seems to me that a prostitute who cares to specialize in such perversions would bone up on this technique.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:26 PM (cu8/f)
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Rachel Brand, number 3 official at the DOJ, has resigned.
There's been an awful lot of intelligence/DOJ resignations lately. These people can claim that they're leaving because "Trump's being a meanie" all they want, but that's BS.
Whenever top officials of any organization or business begin resigning en masse, it's almost always followed by criminal and unethical charges,
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:27 PM (mJXUS)
Also means 'times' in croatian.
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Yeah the New York Puta sounds about right.
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 09:27 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2018 09:27 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 09, 2018 09:27 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 09:24 PM (rv0Fo)
Amazing it is!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 09:27 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:27 PM (mJXUS)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2018 09:25 PM (8gDQu)
Shoulda posted pictures of prominent leftists (such as that bitch Felarca) and claimed that they were of her. I'm sure the Reds were dying to apply a beat down to whoever was publicizing their nefarious doings.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 09:27 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 09:26 PM (Ri/rl)
"Trampara" sounds like "tramp", which isn't nearly caustic enough. Stick with "puta".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2018 09:27 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: The Barrel at February 09, 2018 09:27 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 09:28 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:28 PM (mJXUS)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 09, 2018 09:28 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 09, 2018 09:28 PM (e9G8E)
All the dumb chatter they do during the parade of nations, and they can't mention when Slovenia comes out that FLOTUS is from there! Because of course.
Posted by: LizLem at February 09, 2018 09:28 PM (LiMbk)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 09:28 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 09, 2018 09:28 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 09, 2018 09:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 09, 2018 09:29 PM (5fRCd)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 09:26 PM (Ri/rl)
trampara means 'cheating' according to old google translate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:29 PM (2iZKp)
Posted by: Ever at February 09, 2018 09:29 PM (Wo2ED)
Posted by: The Barrel at February 09, 2018 09:29 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Surfperch the Californian at February 09, 2018 09:29 PM (QUtQ6)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:26 PM (cu8/f)
Miley, you just won the award for the best impersonation of publius on the thread.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2018 09:29 PM (8gDQu)
It's an odd breakfast, but...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:14 PM (cu8/f)
I thought it was spanish for bitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:15 PM (2iZKp)
In Italian its butanna.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 09, 2018 09:29 PM (aMlLZ)
We already know where you pee. And have detailed statistics on your pissing habits. And have sold it too many more besides the CIA.
Posted by: Google, Totally Not Evil at February 09, 2018 09:29 PM (8O3HH)
Ninety-nine thousand nine hundred
One hundred thousand
All here. Suckers.
Posted by: Miklos, recently returned from REDACTED at February 09, 2018 09:29 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 09, 2018 09:30 PM (/o9Qk)
Hillary has to stay in politics to survive.
Posted by: The Last Resting Monk at the CDC, on his sedated cellphone at February 09, 2018 09:30 PM (/BTP8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2018 09:30 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 09, 2018 09:30 PM (3BFzK)
We already know where you pee. And have detailed statistics on your pissing habits. And have sold it too many more besides the CIA.
Posted by: Google, Totally Not Evil at February 09, 2018 09:29 PM (8O3HH)
You wanna know ALL the places? Give me your coffee cup.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2018 09:30 PM (jJMO3)
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 09:24 PM (rv0Fo)
This doesn't astound me even a little
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:31 PM (cu8/f)
As Snoozy McSnoozerton says, Every Department has its problems.
This is all theatre.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 09, 2018 09:31 PM (hMK7g)
I think zombie is a woman.
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 09, 2018 09:26 PM (SkuXa)
Please, please, please be a chick. Otherwise, I'm going to feel very weird.
Posted by: Guy who really realy hopes Zombie is a chick at February 09, 2018 09:31 PM (sXefu)
Statutes of limitations. Some fed crimes have 5 years - but some of the crimes in the massive Clinton Espionage Ace crime wave would be serious process crimes occurring during the "investigation" thereof, which was just 3 years ago. And not sure that such serious Espionage Act crimes as were obviously committed (just based on public information) have 5-yr limitations.
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 09:31 PM (WrY3/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2018 09:31 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2018 09:29 PM (8gDQu)
ROFLMAO!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:31 PM (cu8/f)
I resemble that remark, I'll have you know.
Besides, everybody has heard of the She-Wee (tm) and other products for the gal-on-the-go who can't master the standing pissing technique on her own.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 09:31 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: freaked at February 09, 2018 09:31 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2018 09:32 PM (6FqZa)
I'm a bit...well my shits all emotional right now.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 09, 2018 09:32 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison
Or butann' in the Siciliano dialect.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 09:32 PM (HScFq)
Ace's comment section is always screwy.
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:33 PM (mJXUS)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 09, 2018 09:33 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2018 09:27 PM (
I keep messing up and saying tramposa when I see the girl. I don't want to offend the poor guy that works for us.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 09:33 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: The Barrel at February 09, 2018 09:33 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Very Unstable Semi-Genius, AKA rhomboid at February 09, 2018 09:31 PM (WrY3/)
Just spit-balling here, but I thought espionage crimes had no statute of limitations!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 09:33 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 09, 2018 09:28 PM (e9G8E)
good stuff, spicy
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 09, 2018 09:33 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: The Last Resting Monk at the CDC, on his sedated cellphone at February 09, 2018 09:33 PM (/BTP8)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 09:34 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 09, 2018 09:34 PM (5fRCd)
Ace's comment section is always screwy.
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:33 PM (mJXUS)
You trampara.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2018 09:34 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 09, 2018 09:34 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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For the longest time as a kid I thought it meant *Sister* or *Aunt*.
Gramma was one tough cookie.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 09, 2018 09:34 PM (tr2D7)
I just can't understand how you guys think I would know anything about...about *that* sort of thing.
I mean, the wind-driven snow pure, I am. Obviously.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 09:34 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:33 PM (mJXUS)
Oh ... we're only good enough for second-hand comments from you?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2018 09:34 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: The Barrel at February 09, 2018 09:34 PM (cu8/f)
LOL
Posted by: Mega at February 09, 2018 09:34 PM (rv0Fo)
tramp is 'vagabundo'? (Think they think I mean a different kind of tramp.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 09, 2018 09:35 PM (2iZKp)
Posted by: The Last Resting Monk at the CDC, on his sedated cellphone at February 09, 2018 09:35 PM (/BTP8)
Hah! We do that all the time and cite it as evidence!
Posted by: Fusion of Gov't, Party, and State at February 09, 2018 09:35 PM (leCj4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison
Or butann' in the Siciliano dialect.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 09:32 PM (HScFq)
yeah I heard it both ways growing up. I don't know the language but I can curse in it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 09, 2018 09:35 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:35 PM (mJXUS)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 09, 2018 09:36 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2018 09:36 PM (IqV8l)
Arn't you supposed to be in the barrel?
Wait. There's another blog?
Posted by: freaked at February 09, 2018 09:36 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 09:34 PM (8O3HH)
<narrows eyes>
And yet I see that you have removed your gloves.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:36 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Miley's Mom at February 09, 2018 09:37 PM (QzJWU)
tried to make an anti-American political statement yet? Because I fully
expect that to happen.
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:35 PM (mJXUS)
The cable TV in the Barrel has been iffy since that fungus got into the coax. At least, I think it's fungus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2018 09:37 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:35 PM (mJXUS)
A true believer would defect TO North Korea!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 09:37 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 09, 2018 09:28 PM (e9G8E)
Putin-Eska... Putin... The RUSSIANS clearly made this "pasta" to fatten up Americans so they wouldn't be able to move and thus are forced to watch RUSSIAN propaganda on the TV so they will vote for Trump!!11!11
Also, this commenter is clearly a RUSSIAN BOT11!!1
Posted by: The Mainstream Media11!!!1 at February 09, 2018 09:37 PM (QUtQ6)
i thought it started with a "p" like the olive based pasta sauce
Posted by: concrete girl at February 09, 2018 09:37 PM (C6eZV)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 09, 2018 09:37 PM (1FhAQ)
TIENE VERGA?
dON'T ASK ME HOW i KNOW THIS.
If you low life hillbillys think i'm gonna retype that because I accidentally hit the all caps key... NFW.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 09, 2018 09:37 PM (3BFzK)
Oh ... we're only good enough for second-hand comments from you?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2018 09:34 PM (8gDQu)
Ace is my rebound blog.
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:38 PM (mJXUS)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 09, 2018 09:38 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 09, 2018 09:39 PM (5fRCd)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 09, 2018 09:39 PM (e9G8E)
just got to be.
Posted by: booknlass at February 09, 2018 09:39 PM (bjSMX)
Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2018 09:40 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 09, 2018 09:40 PM (QUtQ6)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 09, 2018 09:38 PM (/o9Qk)
=====Thanks
I'll check bbc America. Thanks because I do like the olympics but hate the fact the sjw's got ahold of them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 09, 2018 09:40 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:40 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 09, 2018 09:41 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: concrete girl
It starts with a p in proper Italian, a b in anglicized Italian-American. Kinda like "bafangoo" instead of "va fa' un culo".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 09:41 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: Miley's Mom at February 09, 2018 09:37 PM (QzJWU)
My mother would surprise you. She got a tramp stamp for her 70th birthday - a hissing cobra. True story.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:41 PM (cu8/f)
Sounds like Mad Magazine's Spy vs Spy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 09, 2018 09:41 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:35 PM
Well Lindsey Vonn had her stupid Trump comments (may her knee turn to dust) Some black speed skater Shani Davis refused to do the opening ceremonies because it was him and one other chick tied in the vote to carry the US flag. and he lost the coin toss so he pouted and through out a black history month reference for some unknown reason, I am sure there will be others. I actually love the winter Olympics. I played hockey, cross country skied, I tried ski jumping 3 times and damn near killed myself. I've downhill skied And yes curled! (curling sucks to watch but is fun to play)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 09:42 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:42 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 09, 2018 09:40 PM (3BFzK)
That might work. I actually stream BBC footage from certain webpages (that may not work for everyone). It is how I have watched the past three olympics. No bullshit, just the event. There may or may not be commentary. Look up VIP Box or first row sports. Have a good popup blocker system and antivirus program.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 09, 2018 09:42 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:44 PM (mJXUS)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2018 09:27 PM
I don't think trampara is a real Spanish word, though I could easily be wrong. It sounds more like a Tex-Mex word even though I haven't heard it.
Maybe it's used in one of the other border states or is specific to a region of Mexico.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at February 09, 2018 09:44 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:42 PM (KP5rU)
Now would be bad time to reveal myself to be the Russian bot. I amuse, yes? Then, makes no difference. DA!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:44 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 09:45 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 09, 2018 09:45 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:46 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:44 PM (cu8/f)
Multiple Botgams!
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Posted by: Jim at February 09, 2018 09:46 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 09, 2018 09:46 PM (yQpMk)
her knee turn to dust) Some black speed skater Shani Davis refused to
do the opening ceremonies because it was him and one other chick tied in
the vote to carry the US flag. and he lost the coin toss so he pouted
and through out a black history month reference for some unknown reason,
I am sure there will be others. I actually love the winter Olympics. I
played hockey, cross country skied, I tried ski jumping 3 times and damn
near killed myself. I've downhill skied And yes curled! (curling sucks
to watch but is fun to play)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 09:42 PM (L3YlV)
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Shani Davis is an indoctrinated idiot (and a racist). Unfortunately, he is a perfect representation of a huge portion of college brainwashed youth.
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:46 PM (mJXUS)
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Real mature, Shani.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 09, 2018 09:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 09:47 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 09, 2018 09:47 PM (/o9Qk)
New York Times? Strike one.
Anonymous sources? Strike two.
Aburd story? Strike three.
Get the fuck out of here.
Posted by: davidt at February 09, 2018 09:47 PM (AxDUu)
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:44 PM (mJXUS)
IFC is showing Space Balls.
Posted by: Whatever at February 09, 2018 09:47 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:48 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2018 09:48 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 09, 2018 09:48 PM (HScFq)
I'm no lawyer.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 09, 2018 09:49 PM (5fRCd)
to bed, perchance to sleep, p
delivering the mail in the freshly fallen and falling snow in 8 gol'dern hours. heaven help me.
Posted by: booknlass at February 09, 2018 09:49 PM (bjSMX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 09, 2018 09:50 PM (yQpMk)
Smart! I need to do that
Pence and wife were there smiley and happy. Sister of Lil' Kimmy behind him looking stoic and unsmiley.
Posted by: LizLem at February 09, 2018 09:50 PM (LiMbk)
But look on the bright side. That is far better than stepping into the litter box with bare feet. Or with shoes on.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 09:50 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:50 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Guzalot at February 09, 2018 09:50 PM (schB/)
Posted by: geoffb at February 09, 2018 09:50 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 09:51 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 09:50 PM (8O3HH)
Or stepping in cold cat barf in the darkness of an early morning.
Give me the pain.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 09, 2018 09:51 PM (/o9Qk)
technically fraud when a non-citizen applies for benefits belonging
only to citizens?
I'm no lawyer.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 09, 2018 09:49 PM (5fRCd)
I'm pretty sure it's racist to point that out.
Posted by: Whatever at February 09, 2018 09:51 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: LizLem at February 09, 2018 09:50 PM (LiMbk)
Surprised she didn't pass a note to pence that said "help me wound eye"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 09, 2018 09:51 PM (aMlLZ)
In fact Ace made a great post about this topic a few weeks ago (How the left wins by shaming dissenters into silence). Many people won't say they support Trump because they don't want to be called racist/homophobic/ect. Meanwhile, leftists are completely comfortable with proclaiming their views out in the open because they know there won't be any consequences for them if they do.
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:52 PM (mJXUS)
Posted by: LizLem at February 09, 2018 09:52 PM (LiMbk)
With any luck we will see at least one MAGA hat.
Besides it is worth it to see the oiled up shirtless Tonga guy.
All you 'ettes need to check out the search engine of your choice for this guy.
Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at February 09, 2018 09:53 PM (vfC/C)
Weed...THATs the problem Jeff can handle...
Posted by: Economically useless and malignant aggrieved at February 09, 2018 09:53 PM (kb67V)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 09, 2018 09:54 PM (tr2D7)
NL, the USA has evolved to the concept of the individual law, which permits the selective application and enforcement of all written law as currently interpreted by an unelected unaccountable jurist (preferably one with lifetime tenure). Believe me, it's so much better this way!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 09, 2018 09:54 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 09, 2018 09:55 PM (KP5rU)
Just as the Times is publishing this phony alibi for Brennan, I now think that the Porter "story" is another coordinated Roy Moore set-up where the FakeNews Media pays for dirt.
They know in their sewer-rat guts that the net is closing in on all their rat-pals so they cooked up this Porter-deal to distract and provide some moral equivalence.
It won't work.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 09, 2018 09:55 PM (Ndje9)
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Well, considering how Kim treats his family members (some uncle was fed to wild dogs, his brother was killed/injected with something while on vacation not in korea), the poor girl must be worried she'll make her baby bro mad and he'll off her too.
Posted by: Boots at February 09, 2018 09:55 PM (EBwPV)
Give me the pain.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 09, 2018 09:51 PM (/o9Qk)
Been there, done that, scraped it up with a kitchen spatula.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of ignorant Loudoun County hillbillies at February 09, 2018 09:55 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at February 09, 2018 09:55 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 09, 2018 09:46 PM
Yea I don't get it, It was a tie vote against some other female athlete as to whom was going to carry the flag, they tossed a coin, she won and he decided to act like a bitch. If he had half a brain he'd know that endorsement money is a nice thing. Not many companies are going to give you money if you're a little bitch that nobody likes. Not only that but why screw yourself out of a pretty cool life experience.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2018 09:55 PM (L3YlV)
Yikes.
Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine
Posted by: Muldoon at February 09, 2018 09:56 PM (wPiJc)
I don't know much about American law but isn't it technically fraud when
a non-citizen applies for benefits belonging only to citizens?
I'm no lawyer.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 09, 2018 09:49 PM (5fRCd)-----------------------------------
Liberals do not obey laws they don't like. Worse, they face absolutely no consequences for breaking them.
Posted by: JC at February 09, 2018 09:58 PM (mJXUS)
I've stepped in worse, far worse. Believe me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 09, 2018 09:58 PM (8O3HH)
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By masturbating furiously.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 09, 2018 09:59 PM (t5m5e)
Can't say I give a shit about speed skating. It's fun to watch for 20 minutes, or so, but that's about it.
The thing about the winter olympics, now, is that most of the winter sports that are any fun to watch have big professional leagues and are able to be seen pretty much all the time on some channel or streaming. You don't have to watch the winter olympics to see them.
Most olympic sports are only useful for their novelty value every 4 years.
One thing I definitely steer clear of are any of the ski sports that have the word "style" in them. THey are total dogshit. The one exception is the half-pipe, which is usually okay and nowadays tends to minimize any of the spastic "style" moves that the officianados love so much (but that are just stupid and gay, really).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 09, 2018 10:02 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 09, 2018 10:04 PM (QdOyl)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 09, 2018 10:04 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 09, 2018 10:06 PM (CaYEg)
Posted by: Warwick at February 09, 2018 10:06 PM (+Sd+5)
Yikes.
That actually makes sense, one way to be sure you're dealing with the actual us government
Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2018 10:14 PM (yM/Yl)
Tell it to the judge, Johnny.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 09, 2018 10:15 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Brown Line at February 09, 2018 10:23 PM (S6ArX)
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2018 10:26 PM (sdi6R)
For what it's worth, what "the agency was struggling to get a full inventory of what was missing." means to me is:
"We need to know exactly what was stolen, so we know what countermeasures they possess".
It doesn't really imply that we'd be getting stuff BACK.
Posted by: Optimizer at February 09, 2018 10:27 PM (EnK/R)
Posted by: An Observation at February 09, 2018 10:31 PM (tvThN)
For what it's worth, what "the agency was struggling to get a full inventory of what was missing." means to me is:
"We need to know exactly what was stolen, so we know what countermeasures they possess".
It doesn't really imply that we'd be getting stuff BACK.
Posted by: Optimizer at February 09, 2018 10:27 PM (EnK/R)
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I would say this is a good point, but, it beggars belief anyone in their right mind would believe the Russians would be honest brokers when it comes to returning, or admitting what cyber tools they've stolen.
I know I'd take the money and lie. Mainly because I'd know whoever gave me the money is an idiot.
Posted by: Blake at February 09, 2018 10:33 PM (WEBkv)
Everybody involved in this fiasco should be fired .. hmm .. pursue other personal interests
Posted by: Neo at February 09, 2018 10:33 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Neo at February 09, 2018 10:51 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: An Observation at February 09, 2018 10:56 PM (tvThN)
For years, I was feeding my cats a brand of food called Solid Gold. It was an expensive, premium brand that I was buying from Petco. And I frequently had to clean up cat barf. I figured that was normal.
But then I had to move. I stayed at a friend's house for a while so I could build up credit and buy a place of my own. During this time, there was no longer a Petco nearby; the only place within walking distance where I could buy cat food (not counting a couple of convenience stores that had little emergency-size boxes of Meow Mix) was Walmart. I looked carefully at each brand there, checking the ingredients and all that, and I decided to give the Pure Balance brand a try.
Cat barf suddenly became a rare occurrence! And this new brand of cat food cost about half as much as what I'd been buying before. Win-win!
Once I'd moved into my own place, I looked for Pure Balance at the places I could now easily get to, and they didn't have it. I'd need to find a new brand again.
I tried Blue. There was some barfing, more than with Pure Balance but less than with Solid Gold. I figured I could do better.
I found a brand called "Whole Hearted" at Petco, and decided to give that a try. It had an "easy digestion" formula. Four days later, zero barfs.
It's more expensive than Pure Balance with the small bags, but gets much cheaper with the bigger bags. $25 for a 12-pound bag is pretty close to what Pure Balance costs per pound, and is way cheaper than that awful Solid Gold crap.
If you're having problems with frequent cat barfing, try feeding your cats Pure Balance or Whole Hearted.
Posted by: Chief Braying Donk at February 09, 2018 11:18 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 09, 2018 11:20 PM (wSC8T)
I would say this is a good point, but, it beggars belief anyone in their right mind would believe the Russians would be honest brokers when it comes to returning, or admitting what cyber tools they've stolen.
I know I'd take the money and lie. Mainly because I'd know whoever gave me the money is an idiot.
Posted by: Blake at February 09, 2018 10:33 PM (WEBkv)
Well, for one thing it's not clear that it's THE Russians - it could just be some shady black market types. But really, you'd think the CIA would have it figured out - how to exchange money for something without getting ripped off. Really, nothing in the story makes any sense.
I guess to make sense out of this story, we have to ask why the NYT would print it, and who would have leaked it, and why? Obviously, the last paragraph is part of the "why" on both counts - and it's an obvious fairy tale. The other point of the story is to feed the readers the idea that the Russians have compromising info on Trump - without actually SAYING they do. In fact, it pretty much says they didn't.
Really, the cover story all along, for spying on Trump, was concerns about Trump having been compromised in some way by the Russians. So this is the guys who did the spying on Trump, spreading that tale, trying to CYA in the court of public opinion.
Whether there's any grain of truth AT ALL in the story is basically irrelevant. If there is, it's likely unrecognizable, vs the truth. This is just a fairy story from the Deep State, trying to protect itself.
Posted by: Optimizer at February 09, 2018 11:57 PM (EnK/R)
Posted by: Martell at February 10, 2018 01:30 AM (H943L)
Posted by: braininahat at February 10, 2018 02:40 AM (6Yj+Q)
But People like Obama and lynch, and Huma are our betters in society.. We must give them a free pass, so they can give the world the benefit of their wisdom.
Posted by: Hawtybee at February 10, 2018 09:37 AM (BpGzj)
Posted by: johnny drama at February 10, 2018 11:05 AM (8F7Ub)
1. Brennan is trying to blame the NSA for his CIA's dirty political crime.
2. The timelines, usually in the lede, are buried until the end of the story: "multiple deliveries in October and December, almost all of what he delivered was related to the 2016 election and alleged ties between Mr. Trump's associates and Russia, not the N.S.A. or C.I.A. hacking tools."
[btw, It's "President", not "Mr.", Mister Rosenberg.]
3. I'm old enough to remember last week when the Times said revealing sources and methods threatened the very foundations of the Republic.
4. Brennan's CIA was just too darn ethical. And anybody who says otherwise is doing Putin's will.
5. This was probably the same Blumenthal/FSB Dossier material or an attempt to "echo chamber" it, giving it legitimacy by laundering it through yet another "independent" source.
Dirty Spies. Dirty Cops. Dirty Judges. Dirty Prosecutors. Dirty Bureaucrats. And Dirty Politicians.
#BurnItDown
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 10, 2018 11:29 AM (Ndje9)
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