The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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This Martinez fellow seems nice. Advocating for the death of White people is certainly more benign than a few poorly chosen InstaGram posts in one's youth. Oh...wait. Isn't that a rather Nazi-like attitude? Or is it impossible for minorities to be totalitarian, racist, murderous hacks?

Screw it...I like our technique much better. Throwing poo is more direct and is less confusing.

White male Republican student president under fire as progressive peers demand his ouster

The student body president had been extremely vocal against a column Martinez wrote which argued that “white death will mean liberation for all … accept this death as the first step toward defining yourself as something other than the oppressor.”

“Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn’t exist,” Martinez continued. “You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die.”


So the guy who is a cheerleader for the Death of the White race is accusing a political rival of racism. That this charge is not being laughed at and mocked is, sadly, just the typical college campus lynch-mob sentiment that we have seen countless times.

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Here is Commentary Magazine holding President Trump to a standard that they would never dream of holding anyone else, and in fact never even considered as a standard. The president has done more for the Syrian people in one year than the entire world did in the previous eight years, yet for some reason he must do more. Trumpís Obligation to Syriaís Gas Attack Victims: Preserving moral clarity. The fact that they are rabid NeverTrumpers has nothing...NOTHING...to do with this ridiculous and presumptuous demand.
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Different Drum, Same Drummer

Here is what we know about what an unborn baby is capable of feeling based on the testimony of a neonatologist: "In the neonatal intensive care unit, I see premature babies at the edge of viability (23-24 weeks' gestation) react to painful or uncomfortable procedures every day. For example, when you poke them for blood work, the babies wrinkle up their faces, kick their feet, clench their hands into tiny fists, curl their toes, arch their backs and try to wriggle away, or smack at the offending person. Just ask the nurses."

Simply put, unborn babies are human beings with feelings.


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1 Ah, morning...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:12 AM (7LY+6)

2 Man's closest relative!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2018 11:12 AM (9SkN+)

3 the 'normalization' of abortion is Satan's greatest achievement, imho.

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 11:13 AM (a0IVu)

4 Retardstrength!

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 11:13 AM (LiyEm)

5 No wonder the Progressives are so friendly with Muslims. They're hoping to outsource genocide.

Posted by: AdamPM at February 08, 2018 11:13 AM (vTCSA)

6 This is worth re-posting just to cheer up the Horde:

https://tinyurl.com/y87kevv8

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 11:14 AM (ptqGC)

7 And that is Texas State U??? WTF?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 11:14 AM (0tfLf)

8 Those units of animal work rate are silly. They forgot Newt-ons.

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2018 11:14 AM (wW03z)

9 Zebraforce seems like a pretty good band name. Llamathrust too, come to think of it

Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 08, 2018 11:14 AM (KUaJL)

10 Men have been using zebra's for motive power for millennia. That's my explanation and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: joncelli Wonka at February 08, 2018 11:15 AM (RD7QR)

11 "Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn't exist," Martinez continued. "You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die."


Very nice, Martinez, but if those hedges don't get trimmed this week you're out of a job.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 08, 2018 11:15 AM (9SkN+)

12 Zebras. I need to stop multishirking.

Posted by: joncelli Wonka at February 08, 2018 11:15 AM (RD7QR)

13 I knew that was written by Noah Rothman before I clicked on it. Saw him on Fox the other day. He used a lot of words to say not really anything at all.

Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole Bot at February 08, 2018 11:15 AM (SkuXa)

14 They're really going to force us to choose between Shari'ah and the Freakshow, aren't they?

How good are the Horde at growing beards?

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2018 11:16 AM (CMbMd)

15 Duh! Llamthrust, idiot.

BTW, that's now my word of the day.

The look on his face is priceless. Derp.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fourth Earl of Reltney at February 08, 2018 11:16 AM (xPJvm)

16 I'm legally changing my name to "Llamathrust."

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2018 11:16 AM (7HtZB)

17 Ha, ha. CNN chick thinks "DPRK News Service" parody twitter account is the real thing and trolled Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2018 11:16 AM (ewxPW)

18 What a brave boy - calling on others to just commit suicide... because he hates them. Seems like a good reason.

Let me take a wild guess - this asshole grew up without a father. He deserves a good, solid punch to the throat.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 08, 2018 11:17 AM (a+WIL)

19 My superpower is Donkeystrength.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at February 08, 2018 11:17 AM (9SkN+)

20 Looking at a new Peruvian half ton truck with 285 llamathrust units? Will that pull a 6 meter camper loaded with all my worldly possessions?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2018 11:17 AM (BtQd4)

21 >>This is worth re-posting just to cheer up the Horde: https://tinyurl.com/y87kevv8



Heh! Thanks for that, Jane!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 11:17 AM (W+vEI)

22 I am still trying to understand how the Dems plan on turning whitey genocide into a winning political platform. Are there that many profoundly dumb whites?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 11:17 AM (YV+SU)

23 We all know it's not Donkeystrength because the Democrats can't get anything pushed through Congress.

I'll see myself out.

Posted by: Flyguy at February 08, 2018 11:17 AM (3sOO0)

24 willow posts that she's leaving and boom, new thread.

It's uncanny.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 11:17 AM (/tuJf)

25 Here is Commentary Magazine"

Meh. "Journalists" all.

FWIW, this week alone, "journalists" have assured us that President Trump "ordered the Pentagon to operate a military parade", that Musk "launched a car to Mars", that the "Falcon Heavy is the most powerful rocked ever", and that Marvel's "Black Panther is the first movie to star a black man".

Seriously - those are all pull quotes. Shouldn't be a surprise, though, and folks seem to be seeing thru the "journalist" smokescreen...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:17 AM (7LY+6)

26 Get rid of white people and black people will soon die with no one to provide for them.

Unless they prefer Asians to take over. That would be even better for black people, no?

Because Asians and brown people love black people so much.

Posted by: True the Note at February 08, 2018 11:17 AM (HLTe8)

27 Does 1 horsepower equal 1 Honey Badger power?

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 11:18 AM (r9UYA)

28

Turtle waxes and wanes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2018 11:18 AM (IqV8l)

29 Wow! Home from hospital and *still* a pretty good showing.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 08, 2018 11:18 AM (9dWxJ)

30 19 My superpower is Donkeystrength.
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Donkeystrenght unit of measure is DonkeyKong.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 11:18 AM (YV+SU)

31 I feel sorry for the guy with the dumbass question who needed a lifeline.

In the remote construction camps, pre-internet, we had to do our own entertaining. At one of the camps, we'd held weekly Trivia Contests, with different Quiz Masters each week. During these things, I learned that not everybody knows stuff that "everybody knows." Not by a far shot. It ain't "as seen on TV."

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 08, 2018 11:18 AM (3NjrP)

32 Would be curious to know who is paying for Martinez's education?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 11:18 AM (0tfLf)

33 Martinez admits white people are the dominant power in the world, but then has zero interest in figuring out why or how that happened. Thinking is hard. Feeling is easy.

I hope he feels a punch very soon in the neighborhood of 28.6 donkeystrengths.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 08, 2018 11:18 AM (a+WIL)

34 11
"Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn't exist,"
Martinez continued. "You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet
and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die."


Said the dude with impuntity and the moral clarity of someone not worried about death squad culture of his "native" cultural government.


Go Aztec ritual sacrifice!




Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2018 11:19 AM (ymnmz)

35 The student body president had been extremely vocal against a column Martinez wrote which argued that "white death will mean liberation for all ... accept this death as the first step toward defining yourself as something other than the oppressor."

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So let's say I accept your premise here. What's step 2?

Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 08, 2018 11:19 AM (KUaJL)

36 Elizabeth Warren: " . . . abortions are safer today than getting your tonsils out."

Not for the baby, you monster.

Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 11:19 AM (kNasr)

37 Muldoon, I'm still trying to get the rhythm of the limerick you told differentiating midgets and dwarves.

Posted by: RI Redbot at February 08, 2018 11:19 AM (uZ8ZO)

38 Stock market is gone schizo again today...expect Shep to be at his hysterical best this afternoon.

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 11:19 AM (a0IVu)

39 26 Because Asians and brown people love black people so much.

Posted by: True the Note at February 08, 2018 11:17 AM (HLTe


Shit, even Black Africans hate Black Americans with the burning fury of 10,000 suns.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2018 11:19 AM (CMbMd)

40 27 Does 1 horsepower equal 1 Honey Badger power?
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Nope, horses go all pussy when they see a snake. Honey Badgers see them as playtime with a snack.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 11:19 AM (YV+SU)

41 Posted by: True the Note at February 08, 2018 11:17 AM (HLTe

Ding ding ding.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 08, 2018 11:19 AM (a+WIL)

42 *taps chin*

That guy using a lifeline for that, so many milliKohns was that? What a donkeytwat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 11:20 AM (3rGy6)

43 I can't stop laughing at "Llamathrust"

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2018 11:20 AM (7HtZB)

44 38 Stock market is gone schizo again today...expect Shep to be at his hysterical best this afternoon.
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I'd love to take Shep on a canoe trip.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 11:20 AM (YV+SU)

45 38
Stock market is gone schizo again today...expect Shep to be at his hysterical best this afternoon.

Got to be some manipulation there

Posted by: Your sycophant press at February 08, 2018 11:20 AM (O2RFr)

46 Meh. "Journalists" all.

FWIW, this week alone, "journalists" have assured us that President Trump "ordered the Pentagon to operate a military parade", that Musk "launched a car to Mars", that the "Falcon Heavy is the most powerful rocked ever", and that Marvel's "Black Panther is the first movie to star a black man".

Seriously - those are all pull quotes. Shouldn't be a surprise, though, and folks seem to be seeing thru the "journalist" smokescreen...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:17 AM



Careful. Dems are calling for a law that makes intimidating a journalist a Federal crime.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 11:20 AM (0tfLf)

47 27
Does 1 horsepower equal 1 Honey Badger power?

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 11:18 AM (r9UYA)

1 honey badger unit = the amount of energy released when one lefty head explodes.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2018 11:20 AM (ymnmz)

48 It took me precisely 3.2 llamathrusts of power to type this post.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 08, 2018 11:20 AM (8iiMU)

49 there y'all are

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2018 11:20 AM (hMwEB)

50 Llamathrust, bitchez!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at February 08, 2018 11:21 AM (DUV93)

51 49. Of course! Otherwise we'd be elsewhere.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 11:21 AM (fA1SL)

52 So many links. What is this, the Overday Thread?

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 08, 2018 11:21 AM (XreaZ)

53 Dems are calling for a law that makes intimidating a journalist a Federal crime. "

Or is that "imitating"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:21 AM (7LY+6)

54 >> "You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die."



Disgusting this is tolerated. Oh, please stop using all white culture's advancements* and remove yourself to one of your preferred, obviously superior non-white societies, buddy.


*Obviously non-whites have invented some great stuff, but I'd like to see a list of those that were invented in non-white/non-Western cultures. For example, the guy who pioneered heart surgery was working at Johns Hopkins, not, say, a Kenyan university hospital.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 11:21 AM (W+vEI)

55 Of course! Otherwise we'd be elsewhere."

Well, wherever you are...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:22 AM (7LY+6)

56 It's almost as if Texas State University should stop receiving any federal funding or grants.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 11:22 AM (r9UYA)

57 53
Dems are calling for a law that makes intimidating a journalist a Federal crime. "



Or is that "imitating"?


No worries then... None of them could ever be confused with a Journalist...

Posted by: Your sycophant press at February 08, 2018 11:22 AM (O2RFr)

58
Elizabeth Warren: " . . . abortions are safer today than getting your tonsils out."

Not for the baby, you monster.



Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 11:19 AM (kNasr)


So she's comparing tonsils to babies in the womb? Please tell me this woman never gave birth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 11:22 AM (ptqGC)

59 oh god the Zebraforce

the most fearsome military in all of anime, movies, and video games

(usually just called the Z-Force)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2018 11:23 AM (hXeKX)

60 Correction to prior post: Carson Wentz subs for Pence at this eve's DC prayer dinner, not the breakfast.

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 11:23 AM (LHS8g)

61 27 Does 1 horsepower equal 1 Honey Badger power?
Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 11:18 AM (r9UYA)

1 Honey Badger power is equal to all the dont give a fuks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2018 11:23 AM (BtQd4)

62 Hey Punk Chimp, what about PFR?

Poo Flinging Rate

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2018 11:23 AM (EzdLW)

63 I'd love to take Shep on a canoe trip.

He'd love it too.

Cue theme from "Deliverance"

Posted by: JT at February 08, 2018 11:24 AM (kBI9E)

64 So let's say I accept your premise here. What's step 2?

Step 3 is Profit, right?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2018 11:24 AM (hXeKX)

65 Alpaca lunch and we'll make a day of it!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2018 11:24 AM (ewxPW)

66 LlamaThrust is a measure of fluid pressure, using a standardized llama's spitting power.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2018 11:24 AM (bT8Z4)

67 But Trump said 'Jesus Christ' in his prayer breakfast speech this morning....grounds for impeachment! - CNN

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 11:24 AM (a0IVu)

68 You would do yourself a great service by reading the link "Different Drummer, Same Drummer:. Bluebell sent it to me this morning, and it is well worth your time. And it is shameful.


Sometimes when we sing "God Bless America", I can barely get the words out. Are we deserving of His blessing when this is what we sanction?


I'm speaking of the "Broad All Together" we. Not us.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 11:25 AM (lwiT4)

69 1 Honey Badger power is equal to all the dont give a fuks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2018 11:23 AM (BtQd4)

1 Honey Badger is also equal to 2 Donnyscoops.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 08, 2018 11:25 AM (8iiMU)

70 Z-Force leader in red spandex, "Form blazing.... what do we form?"

Z-force in yellow spandex, "A llama?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 11:25 AM (3rGy6)

71 Honey Badger 101
https://tinyurl.com/ybvn9rvj

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2018 11:25 AM (BtQd4)

72 So she's comparing tonsils to babies in the womb? Please tell me this woman never gave birth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 11:22 AM (ptqGC)
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I don't know if she has children, but you make a great point, which is how can anyone who has ever given birth support abortion?

Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 11:25 AM (kNasr)

73 Hey lifeline, we need Megazord Power, now!

Posted by: Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers at February 08, 2018 11:25 AM (EzdLW)

74 Keep in mind, however, a La Raza guy like that would also want all black people dead, not just whites.

Take it how you will.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2018 11:26 AM (CMbMd)

75 Normally when you have a multiple choice question, 2 are obviously wrong. Then, if you really don't know...guess, of course.

In this game, ALL of the answers except the correct one are totally ridiculous. Llamathrust? LMFAO.

What an idiot. And he had to use a life-line? My God. His IQ probably doesn't top 100.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at February 08, 2018 11:26 AM (lGLBx)

76 68. And Abraham said, 'I know that I am but dust and ashes, but what if there should be one good man.....'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 11:26 AM (fA1SL)

77

I got yer llamathrust right here, baby!

Posted by: Alpaca Cock at February 08, 2018 11:26 AM (T/KY7)

78 Cheeky monkey.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 11:26 AM (NWiLs)

79 I am very glad that priest called out Senators by name. Brave man. Knows his Bible. "If God be for us, who can be against us?"

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 11:27 AM (lwiT4)

80 All that hatred will burn you up, ese. I'll pray for your soul, that you may find a better path.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lamathrust powers Activate! at February 08, 2018 11:27 AM (xPJvm)

81 Please tell me this woman never gave birth. "

2 kids, IIRC.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:27 AM (7LY+6)

82 Fixing my dumb nic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Llamathrust powers Activate! at February 08, 2018 11:27 AM (xPJvm)

83 How many fig-newtons in a llamathrust?

Posted by: DaveA at February 08, 2018 11:28 AM (FhXTo)

84 Donkey Strength. Final answer.

Obviously. Ever seen a donkey punch ?

Posted by: deadrody at February 08, 2018 11:28 AM (pZxfz)

85 If you travel internationally, bear in mind that in Tibet, Nepal, and Bhutan you have to convert Llamathrust units to Dalai Lamathrust units.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2018 11:28 AM (EzdLW)

86 The lifeline, reminds me of Slumdog Millionaire when he didn't know the slogan on the flag.

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 08, 2018 11:28 AM (suO/a)

87 >>Dems are calling for a law that makes intimidating a journalist a Federal crime.


Before we get all happy with assigning special protections to the press, define journalist.

And really, please explain to me why an Axios employee (new DC news site) deserves more protection than more established reporter/commentary types like YouTube star like PewDiePie (**60** million subscribers) or Dave Rubin or even InfoWars.

LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 11:28 AM (W+vEI)

88 His IQ probably doesn't top 100."

So he's average, then.

Heh.

Can't really laugh - lots of folks (myself included) would go blank at such a time.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:29 AM (7LY+6)

89 Yep once Martinez sacrifices all the other races then he will start on what he called until then his 'own' people. This always ends up with cenotes full of skeletons.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 11:29 AM (3rGy6)

90 I'll go with Dragonforce


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfPeHqdZZOw

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 08, 2018 11:29 AM (aMlLZ)

91 Back, long ago, in the intermittent times when Saturday Night Live was funny, they had a Who Wants to be a Millionaire sketch with Will Farrel as a contestant. Anyway, he answers the $400 (easy) question, and then decides he's done. 'Think I'll go home to Virginia and raise a family.'

It was hilarious. All the hype, production, dramatic music...

I think Regis was the actual guest host or something and he really sold it.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2018 11:29 AM (hXeKX)

92 Every Planned Parenthood where abortions are performed should be droned and turned into rubble. Truly an evil house of horrors with demons working inside.

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 11:29 AM (g4lFK)

93
Shit, even Black Africans hate Black Americans with the burning fury of 10,000 suns.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2018 11:19 AM (CMbMd)

I remember a African in my college class couldn't understand why his Black American classmates couldn't speak proper English and he couldn't get his head around the fact they went to school (high school) for free.

And be careful when asking an Egyptian, they are Egyptian not African.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 08, 2018 11:29 AM (dKiJG)

94 >>> If you travel internationally, bear in mind that in Tibet, Nepal, and Bhutan you have to convert Llamathrust units to Dalai Lamathrust units.

*** golf clap ***

Posted by: fluffy at February 08, 2018 11:29 AM (cHbmY)

95 79
I am very glad that priest called out Senators by name. Brave man. Knows his Bible. "If God be for us, who can be against us?"


Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 11:27 AM (lwiT4)
Amen. Amen.

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 11:29 AM (a0IVu)

96 Do the Donkey Roll!

Posted by: Connor4Real at February 08, 2018 11:29 AM (AkTSb)

97 "Got to be some manipulation there"

No, no, no there doesn't. People are all brainwashed into thinking that a) the market reacts to external events (it only does that slowly, but never in the short term) and that the market is rational in the short term. IT ISN'T. It is only rational over the long term.

It was irrational for the market to go up in a straight line as it did earlier. It was rational for it to correct downward sharply, as it did, as a reaction to going up in a straight line. It is now rational for it to bounce around quite a bit until some new level of stability is reached.

No "manipulation" necessary.

for a mental visualization of what's happened over the last week, picture a weight, attached to a spring, dropped from some distance. On the first drop, the weight will get to the full extent allowed by the spring, then it will pop back up. Then it will go down again, but not as far, and then back up, but not as far, and so one until the situation is stabilized. Then something new can happen.

that's a picture of what's happening this week.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 11:29 AM (k1TUh)

98 Somebody tell me why abortion is allowed past the age of viability. Just have a C-Section already and give your baby up for adoption.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 11:29 AM (lwiT4)

99 If you travel internationally, bear in mind that in Tibet, Nepal, and Bhutan you have to convert Llamathrust units to Dalai Lamathrust units.

But if you're on Broadway, you must use
Hello Dalai units.

Posted by: JT at February 08, 2018 11:29 AM (kBI9E)

100 Something tells me reason will not work with this Martinez fellow.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at February 08, 2018 11:30 AM (Ftuf+)

101 Our thoughts and prayers are with the Martinez family. We hope Rudy is found soon, safe and well.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 11:30 AM (NWiLs)

102 And if the Llamathrust fails, try Llamatatations.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 11:30 AM (3rGy6)

103 How many fig-newtons in a llamathrust?"

That's "newton meters", or "how much energy does it take to throw a pack of fig newtons 1 football field"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:30 AM (7LY+6)

104 101. * nods solemnly *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 11:30 AM (fA1SL)

105 Zebraforce, ATTACK!

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 08, 2018 11:30 AM (xBSm0)

106 Post this for no reason other than it makes me laugh every time.

https://youtu.be/qejDmpb1JKk

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 11:30 AM (LiyEm)

107 84
Donkey Strength. Final answer.



Obviously. Ever seen a donkey punch ?

Posted by: deadrody at February 08, 2018 11:28 AM (pZxfz)

You never see the donkey punch.

Posted by: Lisa Page at February 08, 2018 11:31 AM (ymnmz)

108 Seems like a local alumn could purchase a billboard ad warning the students and local citizens about the dangers of this professor. A little direct sunlight on that roach should send him and his enablers scurrying.

Posted by: Downcast at February 08, 2018 11:31 AM (SeZMM)

109 85 If you travel internationally, bear in mind that in Tibet, Nepal, and Bhutan you have to convert Llamathrust units to Dalai Lamathrust units.
Posted by: Hands


However, if it's Superbowl week, then you must use Dilly DalaiLlamathrust units.

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2018 11:31 AM (wW03z)

110
And be careful when asking an Egyptian, they are Egyptian not African.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


How do they walk?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2018 11:31 AM (IqV8l)

111 Off topic(s) but what the heck is going on with the budget deal? I flipped past Glenn Beck this morning and he was losing his nut about Trump breaking his immigration policy promises with the Senate bill.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 11:32 AM (3JA/M)

112 103
How many fig-newtons in a llamathrust?"



That's "newton meters", or "how much energy does it take to throw a pack of fig newtons 1 football field"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:30 AM (7LY+6)


I think you meant soccer field.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2018 11:32 AM (ymnmz)

113 try Llamatatations."

Men or women versions?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:32 AM (7LY+6)

114 The horsepower guy should have had another choice - the Henweigh.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 08, 2018 11:32 AM (T71PA)

115 Yep Egyptians are Semitic/Arab. Not Nubian at all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 11:32 AM (3rGy6)

116 110, How do they walk?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2018 11:31 AM (IqV8l)
Hah! Now I have that song playing in my head..

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 11:32 AM (a0IVu)

117 >>92 Every Planned Parenthood where abortions are performed should be droned and turned into rubble. Truly an evil house of horrors with demons working inside.

Look at an abortion center employee the wrong way and the FBI will all over you like a Llama on a jihadi. Shoot up 500 people in Vegas and nothing to see here.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 11:32 AM (r9UYA)

118 Zebras move so quickly that that's where we get the Doppler Effect from!
http://78.media.tumblr.com/
tumblr_m37dgmK7bR1rtj6r9o1_500.gif

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2018 11:32 AM (ewxPW)

119
Zebraforce, ATTACK!
Posted by: Roland THTG


Flex your zebra muscles!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2018 11:32 AM (IqV8l)

120 Remember, boys, you need specific affirmative consent for each Llamathrust.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 11:32 AM (fuK7c)

121 Beck is off his nut and has been for some time....

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 11:33 AM (LiyEm)

122 I think you meant soccer field."

That would be it's distant cousin, the "nutella meter"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:33 AM (7LY+6)

123 83 How many fig-newtons in a llamathrust?
Posted by: DaveA at February 08, 2018 11:28 AM (FhXTo)

Depends on how hungry the llama is.

(Tip your veal! Try the waitress!)

Posted by: joncelli Wonka at February 08, 2018 11:33 AM (RD7QR)

124 If you'd like some schadenboner with your morning, this insider account of the ongoing demise of Newsweek is a fun read.

https://tinyurl.com/ycwj9ndb

Posted by: Ian S. at February 08, 2018 11:33 AM (3J/LN)

125 The horsepower guy should have had another choice - the Henweigh."

Watt are you saying?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:34 AM (7LY+6)

126 What constitutes "intimidating a journalist"? Telingl them to leave the room, or merely saying something is "fake news"? Thanks again. Lord, for giving us Trump instead of Hillary. The descent into further Stasi like tactics would have quick.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2018 11:34 AM (8+Ozj)

127 The white race must have just been born a couple of days ago, since I look around the world and see thousands of vibrantnon-white cultures that have not been destroyed.

*assembles army of Ignorant Hillbillies to begin the destruction of all non-white cultures*

*checks wrist-sundail, notices that we are waaaaaaayyyy behind schedule*

Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2018 11:34 AM (O033+)

128 No "manipulation" necessary.



for a mental visualization of what's happened over the last week,
picture a weight, attached to a spring, dropped from some distance. On
the first drop, the weight will get to the full extent allowed by the
spring, then it will pop back up. Then it will go down again, but not
as far, and then back up, but not as far, and so one until the situation
is stabilized. Then something new can happen.



that's a picture of what's happening this week.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 11:29 AM (k1TUh)

Usually even irrational movement does not go straight up or down. That is usually market manipulation by big players or a bunch of little players reacting to some news.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 11:34 AM (3JA/M)

129 "Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn't exist,"

Martinez continued. "You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet

and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die."

"Martinez", so he has Spanish ancestry. Which gives him extra moral authority because the Spaniards brought enlightenment, justice, compassion and good govt. wherever they went.

Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2018 11:35 AM (MxEKc)

130 Beck is off his nut and has been for some time....

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 11:33 AM (LiyEm)


What's he up to now?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 08, 2018 11:35 AM (ptqGC)

131 "Let's do the Llama Warp again!
Take a step to the left,
And a little Llama Thrust!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 11:35 AM (3rGy6)

132 Texas State University is a 4 year community college/kindergarten/party school. graduates are qualified to work in government jobs where subprime degrees are required.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at February 08, 2018 11:36 AM (nFwvY)

133 Since the questions tend to get more difficult as you go on, I can only assume that was question number 2.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 08, 2018 11:36 AM (xBSm0)

134 "Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn't exist,"
Martinez continued. "You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet
and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die."


Flouncy little retard should thank Gaia that isn't true. If white people were what he says they are we'd have long ago ended the Mexican invasion by leaving blankets laced with smallpox everywhere in the Arizona desert.

Posted by: cornbred at February 08, 2018 11:36 AM (aXFfy)

135 Death is an awful big "first step". What's the second step? Desecration of corpses?

Posted by: w at February 08, 2018 11:37 AM (cYWKd)

136 I think he was confused by donkeystrength. Steam donkeys were used in logging.

I sympathize. I still don't know if foot-Newton-pounds is metric or English.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 08, 2018 11:37 AM (e1mEI)

137 Meanwhile one of England's human ancestors, Cheddar Man, seems to be this dark skinned chap with blue eyes.

Martinez, go play pinata with yourself.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 11:37 AM (3rGy6)

138 What's worse: That the guy used a lifeline to rule out "Llamathrust"? Or that only 71% of those surveyed arrived at "horsepower"?

Posted by: red speck at February 08, 2018 11:37 AM (6Krd7)

139 I'd a went with Ergs.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 08, 2018 11:38 AM (xBSm0)

140 I cannae' change the laws of physics, cap'n. The llamas are all down and it'll take 40 minutes to bring them online again.

Posted by: chief engineer scott at February 08, 2018 11:38 AM (ewxPW)

141 Texas State University is a 4 year community college"

Where else will the outlet malls of San Marcos get their hourly help?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:38 AM (7LY+6)

142 >>Somebody tell me why abortion is allowed past the age of viability. Just have a C-Section already and give your baby up for adoption.


They make it a more challenging proposition with state-level laws about open adoption records. The laws are generally trending so that when you give up a baby for adoption that you likely cannot expect to keep your anonymity. Coincidence?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 11:38 AM (W+vEI)

143 Jefe, would you say Martinez has a plethora of problems?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 11:38 AM (fA1SL)

144 138 What's worse: That the guy used a lifeline to rule out "Llamathrust"? Or that only 71% of those surveyed arrived at "horsepower"?

Many gave no answer because they couldn't figure out how the button works.

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2018 11:38 AM (wW03z)

145 The unfortunate thing about all these white-genocide-advocates is that I am taking their words seriously and literally.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 08, 2018 11:38 AM (oVWx5)

146 sad - Allahpundit and the left (but I repeat myself) are trying to push the storyline that Chief of Staff Kelly should be fired because a staffer no one heard of had an ex-wife make bad allegations against him in a divorce court 8 years ago.

They just want Kelly gone because they think it would hurt Trump, and this is the only thing anyone has ever had to say critical about Kelly. Oh, and Kelly's sin was that he presumed a man was innocent until he was proven guilty in a court of law. Can't have that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 11:39 AM (k1TUh)

147 Or that only 71% of those surveyed arrived at "horsepower"?
Some people, in the British version especially, give wrong answers on purpose to try to screw the contestant.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2018 11:39 AM (ewxPW)

148 Sara Carter bikini pics have been located with side boob. You're welcome.

https://everipedia.org/wiki/sara-carter-reporter/

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 11:39 AM (g4lFK)

149 And YOU get a llamathrust! And YOU get A llamathrust! And YOU get a llamathrust! Oh, Yeah, Baybee! Orgle! Orgle! Orgle!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at February 08, 2018 11:40 AM (DUV93)

150 >>They just want Kelly gone because they think it would hurt Trump, and this is the only thing anyone has ever had to say critical about Kelly.



They want to pick off anyone on Trump's team who is effective at his/her job. It's that simple.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 11:40 AM (W+vEI)

151 Bend over, I'll drive you home.

Posted by: AlpacaThrust at February 08, 2018 11:40 AM (aXFfy)

152 148 Sara Carter bikini pics have been located with side boob. You're welcome.

https://everipedia.org/wiki/sara-carter-reporter/
Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 11:39 AM (g4lFK)

You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: Hannity at February 08, 2018 11:40 AM (RD7QR)

153 Somebody tell me why abortion is allowed past the age of viability. Just have a C-Section already and give your baby up for adoption.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 11:29 AM


I remember when my daughter was born. The Dr looked at my wife and I so young, and offered us $20,000 for her on the spot. Almost forty years ago. Yes, I smelled booze on him. But he was speaking the truth.

These 'mistakes' that women want to kill -- there's dollars available. The Drs know where there's a supply of good parents eager to 'contribute' to a young woman in need.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 08, 2018 11:41 AM (2FqvZ)

154 140
I cannae' change the laws of physics, cap'n. The llamas are all down and it'll take 40 minutes to bring them online again.


Posted by: chief engineer scott at February 08, 2018 11:38 AM (ewxPW)

This brings up an interesting question. Can a warp drive be measured in Horsepower?
Cause that would be really big I bet.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2018 11:41 AM (ymnmz)

155 "Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn't exist,"

Martinez continued. "You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet

and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die."

Also known as the cultures that haven't figured out indoor plumbing yet.

Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2018 11:41 AM (MxEKc)

156 "141 Texas State University is a 4 year community college"
Where else will the outlet malls of San Marcos get their hourly help?"

Texas State College is where you go if your grades are too mediocre to get into any real University, but you still want to be able to party on 6th Street in Austin every weekend.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 11:41 AM (k1TUh)

157 111 Off topic(s) but what the heck is going on with the budget deal? I flipped past Glenn Beck this morning and he was losing his nut about Trump breaking his immigration policy promises with the Senate bill.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 11:32 AM (3JA/M)

Remember Glenn went to the border with Teddy bears, He lost me when he did that.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 08, 2018 11:41 AM (dKiJG)

158 Some people, in the British version especially, give wrong answers on purpose to try to screw the contestant.

***

I have no trouble whatsoever believing that. And I love the Brits.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 08, 2018 11:41 AM (GEpFD)

159 They make it a more challenging proposition with
state-level laws about open adoption records. The laws are generally
trending so that when you give up a baby for adoption that you likely
cannot expect to keep your anonymity. Coincidence?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 11:38 AM (W+vEI)

Probably... Adoptees (including my sister) are pushing back in a large way against the notion that they have no right to their genetic heritage. Adoptee group seem to be the main impetus behind open records laws. I have a lot of sympathy for their position. They, after all, did not agree to the deal where public records were changed to lie about who they were born to.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 11:42 AM (3JA/M)

160 How did the allegations from the divorce surface?

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 11:42 AM (LiyEm)

161 This Martinez guy has to be disappointed. A philosophy major, if reports are to be believed, obsessed it would seem with the destruction of the culture that made philosophy possible, and which permitted his ancestors to survive AFTER conquest.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 11:42 AM (fA1SL)

162 Warning: Do not look up llamathrust at urban dictionary!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 08, 2018 11:42 AM (so+oy)

163 Ripley, yeah.

If it wasn't for 'white' sanitation engineering would Martinez even be here to be a prime example of what a Human canker sore looks like?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 11:42 AM (3rGy6)

164 Some people, in the British version especially, give wrong answers on purpose to try to screw the contestant.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2018 11:39 AM


I would have, too. Someone that stupid needs to be gone from the game.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 08, 2018 11:43 AM (2FqvZ)

165 Does/did Who Wants to be a Millionaire fake their ask the audience polls?

People are dumb, but I can't imagine that 30% of people would get that question wrong. Or was this just photshopped.

Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 08, 2018 11:43 AM (KUaJL)

166 117: DOJ must look non-partisan, so they can attack conservatives only. Democrat crime of any sort must wait until dems are in office. We MUST look impartial, it's the only way.

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 11:43 AM (5gaNQ)

167 https://everipedia.org/wiki/sara-carter-reporter/
Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 11:39 AM (g4lFK)"

I didn't know she hung out with Sean Bean!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 11:43 AM (k1TUh)

168 Just got laid off yesterday. I'm a contract attorney, so the job was never going to be permanent. But I'm pissed about the timing because the office is in center city Philly and I was planning on using it as a base for the parade today.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at February 08, 2018 11:43 AM (2EYE1)

169 Somebody tell me why abortion is allowed past the age of viability.

Its not legal in the USA, as far as I know. But arguments in support are usually one of these options:

1) Woman's body to do with whatever she chooses, hater
2) What if the baby is something grody, like a downs syndrome or something, eww?
3) What if the baby isn't going to live anyway, why should she be forced to carry it to term then give birth to it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 11:44 AM (39g3+)

170 155 "Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn't exist,"

Martinez continued. "You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet

and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die."

Also known as the cultures that haven't figured out indoor plumbing yet.
Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2018 11:41 AM (MxEKc)



Or anything else, for that matter.

List all the intellectual accomplishments of non-Western, non-Asian cultures here:

1.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 11:44 AM (YqDXo)

171 The "horses" on Vulcan, Mr Cuthbert, are 50 metres tall and have fangs.

Posted by: mr spock at February 08, 2018 11:44 AM (ewxPW)

172 168 Just got laid off yesterday. I'm a contract attorney, so the job was never going to be permanent. But I'm pissed about the timing because the office is in center city Philly and I was planning on using it as a base for the parade today.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at February 08, 2018 11:43 AM (2EYE1)

Well boo.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 11:44 AM (NWiLs)

173 People are dumb, but I can't imagine that 30% of people would get that question wrong.

Possible shop but really, if you were in that audience and someone asked for help on that question, how hard would you struggle not to pick something ridiculous?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 11:44 AM (39g3+)

174 148 Sara Carter bikini pics have been located with side boob. You're welcome.

https://everipedia.org/wiki/sara-carter-reporter/
Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 11:39 AM (g4lFK)


The photo is quite nice indeed. What I found equally amazing is that she looks that great after having had 6 children.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 08, 2018 11:44 AM (AJeMv)

175 Can a warp drive be measured in Horsepower?"

Sure. Bring lots and lots of Zeros. (not the Mitsubishi kind)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:44 AM (7LY+6)

176 Remember Glenn went to the border with Teddy bears, He lost me when he did that.

***

He lost me when he said Ronaldus Magnus wasn't a Republican. Fuck Glenn Beck. Fuck him up his stupid ass.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 08, 2018 11:45 AM (GEpFD)

177 The unfortunate thing about all these white-genocide-advocates is that I am taking their words seriously and literally.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 08, 2018 11:38 AM (oVWx5)


No shit. I wonder what that little shit stain would do when the whiter than white Viking descendants in Europe say fuck you dude.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 08, 2018 11:45 AM (aMlLZ)

178 "Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn't exist,"


Martinez continued. "You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet


and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die."
==========================


I want what you have. You have what I want. You are in my way of taking what I want. You must die.


Commandments broken: #6, #8. #10. Possibly #9.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 08, 2018 11:45 AM (lwiT4)

179 FutaPonypower!

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 11:45 AM (HgMAr)

180 How did the allegations from the divorce surface?

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 11:42 AM (LiyEm)

My working assumption is that the FBI leaked them. They did the background check on the guy for his security clearance. Thing is, no one is alleging he was ever arrested or convicted so I am thinking these charges are specious.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 11:45 AM (3JA/M)

181 161 This Martinez guy has to be disappointed. A philosophy major, if reports are to be believed, obsessed it would seem with the destruction of the culture that made philosophy possible, and which permitted his ancestors to survive AFTER conquest.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 11:42 AM (fA1SL)


Which is more than the Aztecs did to their fellow "Latinos."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 11:45 AM (YqDXo)

182 But they had a Zero in one episode of Star Trek...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 11:45 AM (3rGy6)

183 Thank you, Monk. I love this place.
And no wonder Sara's a brickhouse. 6 kids!

Posted by: RI Redbot at February 08, 2018 11:45 AM (uZ8ZO)

184 If other cultures die as soon as they meet white culture, that would appear to indicate that white culture is actually quite Superior.

Interesting that the same people who put great stock in Evolution don't see it as meaningful in cultural terms.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2018 11:46 AM (7qyhD)

185 8 Those units of animal work rate are silly. They forgot Newt-ons.
Posted by: pep at February 08, 2018 11:14 AM (wW03z)


Not to mention megatons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 11:46 AM (YqDXo)

186 Texas State College is where you go if your grades are too mediocre to get into any real University, but you still want to be able to party on 6th Street in Austin every weekend."

Until the 'rent's money runs out...

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:46 AM (7LY+6)

187 180 How did the allegations from the divorce surface?

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 11:42 AM (LiyEm)

My working assumption is that the FBI leaked them. They did the background check on the guy for his security clearance. Thing is, no one is alleging he was ever arrested or convicted so I am thinking these charges are specious.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 11:45 AM (3JA/M)

And of course vengeful, angry women in a divorce are unimpeachable tellers of the truth.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs)

188 If other cultures die as soon as they meet white culture, that would appear to indicate that white culture is actually quite Superior.

Imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 11:46 AM (YqDXo)

189 Or would that be

FutaBronyPower!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 11:46 AM (3rGy6)

190 The budget deal in the senate is a pretty big turd. I wish McConnell would actually do his job (or go away) so that the House Freedom Caucus is not continually called upon to save the day.

But, I heard earlier that Pelosi is not going to vote for the budget because... process? But, if she isn't voting for it and the Freedom Caucus (hopefully) isn't voting for it, maybe it will die and be rewritten.

Major sticking point: Planned Parenthood fully funded, from what I've read. After all we have been through since Trump came down the glorious, luxurious elevator in Trump Tower, not one of these panty-waste GOPe pussies can realize why we voted for them? Fight. Defund PP. Do something you told us you would do. It is not that difficult. McConnell has got to go. He is going to eff us hard on this DACA shit, I know it.


Posted by: Eli Cash at February 08, 2018 11:47 AM (a+WIL)

191 Elizabeth Warren: " . . . abortions are safer today than getting your tonsils out."

Not for the baby, you monster.

Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 11:19 AM (kNasr)

By that logic, we could make the South Side of Chicago safe by shooting everyone there and bulldozing them into the river.

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 08, 2018 11:47 AM (5+Kko)

192 Ok this is big news.

Nick Mangold is considering a run for the House to replace retiring Rep. Rodney Frelinghuysen.

I expect you NJ morons to do the right thing and put this giant in the House.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 11:47 AM (/tuJf)

193 So if there were no white people, would a black man be launching sports cars into space?

Posted by: PhilDirt at February 08, 2018 11:47 AM (b47z7)

194
Kneel, bitchez.


#blackandwhitelivesmatter

Posted by: ZEBRAFORCE! at February 08, 2018 11:47 AM (5j7K1)

195 179 & 189.

Yeah....they'll be the first at Trumpcamp.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 11:47 AM (fA1SL)

196 My working assumption is that the FBI leaked them"

*musters most sarcastic voice evar*

Noooooooooway.

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:47 AM (7LY+6)

197 >>Adoptee group seem to be the main impetus behind open records laws. I have a lot of sympathy for their position. They, after all, did not agree to the deal where public records were changed to lie about who they were born to.


Oh, agreed. My husband was adopted and we learned a lot when he decided to track down his biological parents for medical history info. He was able to get in contact with his mom via the adoption agency (she had expressed interest in being contacted to them). His sister, also an adoptee, had a completely different experience - her bio mom freaked out. Based on these experiences it was his insight that the open adoption laws may inhibit moms from putting babies up for adoption should they not want to be found/want to at least have a say in whether or not their info is made available.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 11:48 AM (W+vEI)

198 "Just got laid off yesterday. I'm a contract
attorney, so the job was never going to be permanent. But I'm pissed
about the timing because the office is in center city Philly and I was
planning on using it as a base for the parade today.



Posted by: Biggs Darklighter"

I heard they have closed the schools so the up and coming scholars can go to the parade. Plus free beer. It will be a memorable event you are missing.

Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2018 11:48 AM (MxEKc)

199 Rep. Mark Meadows on Schumer-McConnell Budget Deal: 'The Stench of the Swamp Is Sucking in Everyone on Capitol Hill' -BB

Yep, betrayed once again by GOPe.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 11:48 AM (r9UYA)

200 193 So if there were no white people, would a black man be launching sports cars into space?
Posted by: PhilDirt at February 08, 2018 11:47 AM (b47z7)

There's no way I can riff on this without sounding terribly racist so I'm just going to sit by quietly and let this one go.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 11:48 AM (NWiLs)

201 Which is more than the Aztecs did to their fellow "Latinos."


Aw, have a heart.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:48 AM (7LY+6)

202 134 If white people were what he says they are we'd have long ago ended the Mexican invasion by leaving blankets laced with smallpox everywhere in the Arizona desert.

is it too late to submit an prototype for the wall-building contest?

Posted by: Anachronda at February 08, 2018 11:48 AM (sGtp+)

203 And of course vengeful, angry women in a divorce are unimpeachable tellers of the truth.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs)

I say this as a woman: ( a lot of) wimmen be bitches, yo... especially when their man be dissin' them.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 11:49 AM (3JA/M)

204 Texas State University is a 4 year community college"

Where else will the outlet malls of San Marcos get their hourly help?
Posted by: Anon a mouse


TSU at San Marcos has been listed as the #1 party school in the southwest many times.
Morning all. Moving slow.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2018 11:49 AM (3CXto)

205 I want what you have. You have what I want. You are in my way of taking what I want. You must die.

Commandments broken: #6, #8. #10. Possibly #9.


Very well stated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 11:49 AM (39g3+)

206 He lost me when he said Ronaldus Magnus wasn't a Republican. Fuck Glenn Beck. Fuck him up his stupid ass.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 08, 2018 11:45 AM (GEpFD)

He really said that? Did he fall off the wagon? Are all the years of drug use catching up?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 08, 2018 11:49 AM (dKiJG)

207 But they had a Zero in one episode of Star Trek...
And he pricked his finger with a foil when he thought he was d'Artagnan!
[Maybe I should have left on the Spock sock for that comment?]

Posted by: andycanuck at February 08, 2018 11:49 AM (ewxPW)

208 Laugh all you want as I drive my 15 Donkeystrength Chevy volt....awwww crap, the battery just died again...

Posted by: VelvetElvis at February 08, 2018 11:49 AM (hleDf)

209 187: And you must believe the woman! Hillary is a woman...you must believe Hillary\s

I'm sure the FBI leaked it, and as usual, DOJ won't do shit. They will crackle with integrity and express their confidence in Mueller and Tapper will bang on about moral fiber

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 11:49 AM (5gaNQ)

210 Most lawyers know of people who would adopt a baby. If you're a college girl, there's even more of a bidding war.

Posted by: NCKate at February 08, 2018 11:49 AM (fVtAn)

211 Donkeystrength is a unit of measurement we understand.

Posted by: Tiajuana Turista Board at February 08, 2018 11:49 AM (ctuyM)

212 198 "Just got laid off yesterday. I'm a contract
attorney, so the job was never going to be permanent. But I'm pissed
about the timing because the office is in center city Philly and I was
planning on using it as a base for the parade today.



Posted by: Biggs Darklighter"

I heard they have closed the schools so the up and coming scholars can go to the parade. Plus free beer. It will be a memorable event you are missing.
Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2018 11:48 AM (MxEKc)

Well, "memorable" in same sense that the Watts riots of '68 were "memorable."

Posted by: joncelli, llamathrusting away at February 08, 2018 11:49 AM (RD7QR)

213 "Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn't exist," Martinez continued. "You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die."

Funny how you never hear the winners complaining.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 11:50 AM (YqDXo)

214 Aw, have a heart.


On a stick.

Posted by: JT at February 08, 2018 11:50 AM (kBI9E)

215 Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at February 08, 2018 11:36 AM (nFwvY)

So true.

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 08, 2018 11:50 AM (suO/a)

216 And of course vengeful, angry women in a divorce are unimpeachable tellers of the truth. "

Just ask Jeri Ryan...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:50 AM (7LY+6)

217 161 This Martinez guy has to be disappointed. A philosophy major, if reports are to be believed, obsessed it would seem with the destruction of the culture that made philosophy possible, and which permitted his ancestors to survive AFTER conquest.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 11:42 AM (fA1SL)

Hmmmm.... yes destroying the Aztec culture was SUCH an evil thing to do...

I mean, all that Human Sacrifice was just part of their culture, ya know!

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 08, 2018 11:50 AM (NgKpN)

218 Most lawyers know of people who would adopt a baby. If you're a college girl, there's even more of a bidding war."

Yeah, but raising said baby to college age is kinda expensive, you know?

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:51 AM (7LY+6)

219 So if there were no white people, would a black man be launching sports cars into space?

Posted by: PhilDirt at February 08, 2018 11:47 AM (b47z7)
...........

maybe an Escalade

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 11:51 AM (HgMAr)

220 201 Which is more than the Aztecs did to their fellow "Latinos."

Aw, have a heart.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:48 AM (7LY+6)


Yeah, let's cut right to the heart of the matter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 11:51 AM (YqDXo)

221 "intimidating a journalist"
------------------------
One of the problems we have is that too many people think that being a "journalist" makes you a member of a sacred priesthood.
Freedom of the press, like freedom of speech, is an individual right that belongs to each one of us, even if all we do is scribble in crayon on cardboard. It is not a clerical privilege attached to a profession.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2018 11:51 AM (0jtPF)

222 217. Look, mang.....you keep the Sun God and Corn God going your way, we'll do it ours....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 11:51 AM (fA1SL)

223 OMG! OMG! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!

CNN
@CNN
As many as 60 Russians are expected to attend the National Prayer Breakfast in Washington, more than three times last year's number, per Russian officials

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 11:51 AM (+y/Ru)

224 I saw "Llamathrust" on Pornhub. It's was splatterific!

Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at February 08, 2018 11:52 AM (eCLZI)

225 I dated a girl from Peru once. She taught me the Llamathrust.

For "Donkeystrength" I believe you have to go to Tiajuana.

Not sure about Zebraforce.

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 08, 2018 11:52 AM (0YSzp)

226 Donkeystrength?

Its a unit of measure of how many dead people, and illegals, we can get to vote...

Posted by: Nazi Pelosi at February 08, 2018 11:52 AM (NgKpN)

227 Donkeystrength is a white construct. All donkeys must die.

Posted by: Marinez at February 08, 2018 11:52 AM (vtcmf)

228 I expect you NJ morons to do the right thing and put this giant in the House.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 11:47 AM (/tuJf)

Nope. All he'll do is jet back and forth from Teterboro to DC. He's used to luxury.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 08, 2018 11:52 AM (wYseH)

229 Which is more than the Aztecs did to their fellow "Latinos."

-----

Aw, have a heart.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:48 AM


Let's share a friendly meal.

Posted by: The Mexica at February 08, 2018 11:52 AM (ctuyM)

230 White House chief of staff John Kelly's head will be the next to roll.

Posted by: Go Go Gophers at February 08, 2018 11:52 AM (SjeCh)

231 "Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn't exist," Martinez continued. "You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die."


"Yeah, right, good, whatever, Juan. Just keep moving onto the ICE bus for deportation."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 11:52 AM (YqDXo)

232 210: When my older daughter was in college, she used to get unsolicited emails offering her money for egg donations. Plenty of people want babies and offer secure homes

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 11:53 AM (5gaNQ)

233 Hunter S Thompson had enough drugs in that suitcase to make Radiohead and Dragonforce play at the same tempo.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 08, 2018 11:53 AM (kSuvb)

234 It is not a clerical privilege attached to a profession. "

Yes 'tis. They said so.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:53 AM (7LY+6)

235 223 OMG! OMG! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!

CNN
@CNN
As many as 60 Russians are expected to attend the National Prayer Breakfast in Washington, more than three times last year's number, per Russian officials
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 11:51 AM (+y/Ru)

It's an Orthodox plot! Next they'll be handing out icons!

Posted by: joncelli, llamathrusting away at February 08, 2018 11:53 AM (RD7QR)

236 Based on these experiences it was his insight that
the open adoption laws may inhibit moms from putting babies up for
adoption should they not want to be found/want to at least have a say in
whether or not their info is made available.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 11:48 AM (W+vEI)

I agree with his insight but it is not just them their decisions affect. The adoptees has to have a say too. My sister's reunion with her mother did not go well at all but at least she got answers to questions that were crushing her spirit (and got some pretty important medical information once she tracked down her dad).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 11:53 AM (3JA/M)

237 maybe an Escalade

***

Is it just me, or is "Escalade" the gayest possible name for a vehicle?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 08, 2018 11:53 AM (GEpFD)

238 167 https://everipedia.org/wiki/sara-carter-reporter/
Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 11:39 AM (g4lFK)"

I didn't know she hung out with Sean Bean!!!


I didn't know Mr. Bean's first name was Sean!!!!

Posted by: Anachronda at February 08, 2018 11:54 AM (sGtp+)

239 Who doesn't love a good llamathrust? Though I've heard its better to be on the giving than receiving end.


Posted by: looking closely at February 08, 2018 11:54 AM (ji45d)

240 Ok then. If whites are so murderous, how come there are still other races?

Seems to me like someone dropped the ball here.

Posted by: Lickmuffin at February 08, 2018 11:54 AM (TRhby)

241 If you're a college girl, there's even more of a bidding war."

So I can bid on college girls? Mrs mouse is likely to be a little PO'd, but hey...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:54 AM (7LY+6)

242 CNN
@CNN
As many as 60 Russians are expected to attend the National Prayer Breakfast in Washington, more than three times last year's number, per Russian officials

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 11:51 AM


Impeach futty five.

Posted by: 'Mad Max' Maxine Waters at February 08, 2018 11:54 AM (2FqvZ)

243 >>Is it just me, or is "Escalade" the gayest possible name for a vehicle?

They could have named it the "Espadrille."

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 11:54 AM (r9UYA)

244 Donkeystrength for the win!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 08, 2018 11:55 AM (8SR1L)

245 So I can bid on college girls? Mrs mouse is likely to be a little PO'd, but hey...

Just tell her you wanna tutor

Posted by: JT at February 08, 2018 11:55 AM (kBI9E)

246 Laugh all you want as I drive my 15 Donkeystrength Chevy volt....awwww crap, the battery just died again...

Posted by: VelvetElvis at February 08, 2018 11:49 AM (hleDf)
............

Time for a weenie roast!

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 11:56 AM (HgMAr)

247 Today's Google Doodle continues the March Forward to Ever More Perfect Diversity!!!

Paula Mohderson-Becker, the German painter, for some reason portrayed as a Latina of Color (making a caricature of one self-portrait where she paints herself in a yellowish cast).

And her subjects equally or darker-hued, except for the one white woman who is apparently breast-feeding her child in acceptable Matriarchy Uber Alles style.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 08, 2018 11:56 AM (BsGS1)

248 Is it just me, or is "Escalade" the gayest possible name for a vehicle?

They could have named it the "Espadrille."
Posted by: Under Fire



Cadillac Sashay.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2018 11:56 AM (3CXto)

249 So I can bid on college girls? Mrs mouse is likely to be a little PO'd, but hey...

Just tell her you wanna tutor
Posted by: JT at February 08, 2018 11:55 AM (kBI9E)

Massage therapy.

Posted by: Monk at February 08, 2018 11:56 AM (g4lFK)

250 It really is shocking to me to see how openly, shamelessly, and comfortably the left speaks in such blatantly racist, hateful, and murderous tones about whites.

Nancy Pelosi yesterday praised her son for being ashamed of being white, among many other demented rantings.

Its like being in a nation where about a third of it shows up in klan sheets and pretends that's perfectly normal, even laudable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 11:56 AM (39g3+)

251
How many Nightmares did that drunk foreign invader bring in? Any?

Posted by: Soothie -- Black Diamond Crew at February 08, 2018 11:56 AM (LLkDq)

252 "white death will mean liberation for all... accept this death as the first step toward defining yourself as something other than the oppressor."

How do you use death as the *first* step in redefining yourself? The only definition left at that point is "dead".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 08, 2018 11:56 AM (rp9xB)

253 Is it just me, or is "Escalade" the gayest possible name for a vehicle?



They could have named it the "Espadrille."



Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 11:54 AM (r9UYA)

Every time an ad for a VW Tiguan comes on, I think how stupid a name that is.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 11:56 AM (3JA/M)

254 LLamathrust?

Its part of the 5 Fingers of Death of South American Gung Fu!

Posted by: Don Q, whose Wu Shu is strong at February 08, 2018 11:57 AM (NgKpN)

255 Ass power > donkey strength

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 08, 2018 11:57 AM (hdAFe)

256
As many as 60 Russians are expected to attend the National Prayer Breakfast in Washington, more than three times last year's number, per Russian officials Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 11:51 AM


So God is colluding with the Russians too.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at February 08, 2018 11:57 AM (lKyWE)

257 251. Most likely, he's homegrown.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 11:57 AM (fA1SL)

258 Imagine no white people,
It's easy if you try.
Nothing but murder and chaos
Stench of death fills the sky

Imagine all the people
Pooping in the street!

You may saaaay I'm a Dreamer
But I'm not the only one...
I hope one day we'll get amnesty
So the third world can vote as one!

Posted by: juan lennon at February 08, 2018 11:57 AM (aXFfy)

259 >>Just tell her you wanna tutor

Screw that. If I'm bidding on a co-ed I'm going for a tenor.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 11:57 AM (/tuJf)

260 255 Ass power > donkey strength
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 08, 2018 11:57 AM (hdAFe)

Kbdabear was bringing much ass power in last nights compliance pics.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 11:58 AM (NWiLs)

261 In defense of the dumb shit who used a lifeline to define horse power: almost one fucking THIRD of the audience also had it wrong.

Unless the producers faked those numbers so he wouldn't feel so bad.

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at February 08, 2018 11:58 AM (+u2St)

262 Yet I don't know how you force someone to have a healthy pregnancy of no drinking, smoking, drugs, whoring around etc.if they've decided abortion is the way to go instead of adoption. Lock them up?

Posted by: NCKate at February 08, 2018 11:58 AM (fVtAn)

263 With opening adoption records, it is worse than Pandora's box because often not even hope can be found.

The woman who gave up the child in the 18 or so years since has built a better life. And perhaps because it was a very emotionally painful period, she has never even told her husband about the child she gave up. And here comes Polly Notsobrightly thinking it will be all sugar blowing up this woman's whole world by arriving on the birth mother's doorstep one day.

Or Polly discovers the fairy tale she built up around finding her birth mother is not quite true. That in fact this woman has never gotten out of whatever hole she was in. Or on live-in boy-toy #13. Is in prison. Is in rehab. Or even dead. Or a combination.

There is no one size fits all. Just another box of chocolates that in this case more often will give you a stomach ache or break a tooth on a nut.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 11:58 AM (3rGy6)

264 LLamathrust?

Its part of the 5 Fingers of Death of South American Gung Fu!

Posted by: Don Q, whose Wu Shu is strong at February 08, 2018 11:57 AM (NgKpN)

I know, right?

Posted by: Zombie Lo Leih at February 08, 2018 11:58 AM (suO/a)

265 VW Tiguan comes on, I think how stupid a name that is"

Ah, the "tiger iguana"

Seriously. It was Boaty McBoatface before, well, boaty...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:58 AM (7LY+6)

266 The certainty that bung licker Martinez will not be punished or even talked to, is what fuels the alt right

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 08, 2018 11:58 AM (kSuvb)

267 So if there were no white people, would a black man be launching sports cars into space?

Posted by: PhilDirt at February 08, 2018 11:47 AM (b47z7)
..........

Yeah, but the aliens who find it will wonder why it has no hubcaps.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 11:58 AM (HgMAr)

268 Escalade-The act of scaling a fortified wall or rampart.

I doubt ghey was the goal

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 11:58 AM (5gaNQ)

269 The stuff this Martinez guy is spewing is tolerated on our campuses and sometimes even encouraged.
But WE are the Nazis, right?

Honestly, has there ever been a time outside of 1930's Germany when universities were so obsessed with race and so infested with racialist ideology?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2018 11:59 AM (0jtPF)

270 255 Ass power > donkey strength
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 08, 2018 11:57 AM (hdAFe)

Should have socked that as Shep.

Posted by: joncelli, llamathrusting away at February 08, 2018 11:59 AM (RD7QR)

271 Its like being in a nation where about a third of it shows up in klan sheets and pretends that's perfectly normal, even laudable.

***

Don't you understand? I HAD to!

Posted by: Zombie Sheets Byrd at February 08, 2018 11:59 AM (GEpFD)

272 256. Snami Bog!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 11:59 AM (fA1SL)

273 Let's review the bidding on other cultures, shall we?

The Meso-American cultures produced ... bupkis. Written language ... um ... no, not so much. Science, mathematics, perforce literature, philosophy ... nope. Didn't even invent the lawnmower.

They did, however, produce a brutal Stone Age Nazi culture that butchered people wholesale (Prescott in his definitive history said that they murdered 20,000 people (IIRC) in one day on their bloody altar. Captured Conquistadors, who were not exactly pansies, were horrified, as the blood literally flowed down the pyramid.

Now turn to sub-Saharan Africa. Pretty much the same thing, but without the pyramids. Brutal, backward, violent, intellectually bereft, one of their few inventions being "necklacing."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 11:59 AM (YqDXo)

274 I meant toot 'er.

Posted by: JT at February 08, 2018 11:59 AM (kBI9E)

275 >>#76. What an idiot. And he had to use a life-line? My God. His IQ probably doesn't top 100.

As painful as it is to contemplate 100 is defined as median IQ, the smack middle of the bell curve. Half of adults have IQs under 100.

I won't speculate on why this guy couldn't tell a llamathrust from a cameltoe, but there may be more there (or not there) than IQ.

Posted by: looking closely at February 08, 2018 11:59 AM (ji45d)

276 Ugh. Company meeting someone asked CEO if we'll be getting tax cut-generated bonuses and he's now going off on Trump. Not raging or anything, but....please stop.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

277 pregnancy of no drinking, smoking, drugs, whoring around"

What's the fun in that?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 11:59 AM (7LY+6)

278
"Xanadu" would be much gayer.

Posted by: Soothie -- Black Diamond Crew at February 08, 2018 12:00 PM (LLkDq)

279 >>248 Is it just me, or is "Escalade" the gayest possible name for a vehicle?

They could have named it the "Espadrille."
Posted by: Under Fire



Cadillac Sashay.
----
Cadillac Bromance

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 12:00 PM (r9UYA)

280 "Escalade" is a fine name.

Posted by: Fiat Flatus at February 08, 2018 12:00 PM (BsGS1)

281 Was there a call to prayer this am that I missed. The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer......

Posted by: BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA at February 08, 2018 12:00 PM (v8RBQ)

282 Fartfignewtown

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 12:01 PM (/tuJf)

283 one of their few inventions being "necklacing."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 11:59 AM (YqDXo)

Well, to be brutally honest, those tires were invented by a Westerner, and so were the refineries that made the fuel to start that tire burning.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 08, 2018 12:01 PM (wYseH)

284 Beck is insane. He thinks of himself as a messiah. He has been one of the biggest nevertrumpers in all of media.

He lost me during the Bundy ranch face-off with the BLM storm troopers. His stance was that Bundy was totally in the wrong.

Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2018 12:01 PM (Fs5vw)

285 "Escalade" is a fine name.

***

Fine? It's FABULOUS!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 08, 2018 12:01 PM (GEpFD)

286 261 In defense of the dumb shit who used a lifeline to define horse power: almost one fucking THIRD of the audience also had it wrong.

Unless the producers faked those numbers so he wouldn't feel so bad.
Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at February 08, 2018 11:58 AM (+u2St)


And now the tie-breaker question: who's buried in Grant's Tomb? (Screws up face, sticks tongue out to one side, straining to remember ...)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 12:01 PM (YqDXo)

287 These people are very open to what the program is going to be once whites are in the minority, hint its not going to be skittles and pillow fights.

I wonder what its going to take for white people to wake the fuck up to what the masterminds have in store for them?

Posted by: Kreplach at February 08, 2018 12:02 PM (AAR7o)

288 "So if there were no white people, would a black man be launching sports cars into space?"

From the biographical sketch I saw, Elon Musk is African-American.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 08, 2018 12:02 PM (OX7cf)

289 The student body president had been extremely vocal against a column Martinez wrote which argued that "white death will mean liberation for all ... accept this death as the first step toward defining yourself as something other than the oppressor. Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn't exist," Martinez continued.


I keep hoping this will cause well meaning people to wake up and stop being suckers. If you are compassionate, if you give people the benefit of the doubt and treat people better than they have any right to expect, more often than not they will be resentful and envious. Like Trigglypuff standing next to Heidi Klum, they will be forced to see themselves as the superfluous debris that they are, and they will blame that which is nobler for forcing them to perceive this. Leave them in their shitholes, FFS. The reason "you shouldn't exist" is for the same reason smelly Marxists think clever, industrious capitalists shouldn't exist: envy.


"You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet

If they are dominant, it is because they were more technologically advanced than other cultures, not more ruthless. A normal man with a few flaws (say bad temper) is nobler than a quadriplegic Jeffrey Dahmer, even though the later can do less harm. But we don't *see* that. We only feel guilty that we have limbs and Dahmer does not, so we've given barbaric Jeffrey Dahmer cultures mechanical arms and legs and bring them into proximity with ourselves to atone for the guilt of being wiser and better men.

If the west ceases to be dominant it is because it is ethically superior, doing what no other civilization has done. What other civilization in history was so misguidedly tender hearted as to think it was "collectively guilty"? I can't think of a single one.

... and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die."

When VHS met DVD, VHS died. Does that mean DVDs are a "void"? When sati met the British empire it died as well. If your culture dies upon meeting ours, it's because it was a debased, ugly shit culture, not worthy of preserving. This is merely a backhanded admission of that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 08, 2018 12:02 PM (/qEW2)

290 Nissan Homy Super Long has my vote for queerest name for a car.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 12:02 PM (39g3+)

291 280 "Escalade" is a fine name.
Posted by: Fiat Flatus at February 08, 2018 12:00 PM (BsGS1)

Oui.

Posted by: Peugeot Tangerine at February 08, 2018 12:02 PM (RD7QR)

292 Chevrolet Capri?

Doesn't get much worse than that.

http://tinyurl.com/yatz2pt6

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 08, 2018 12:02 PM (wYseH)

293 36 Elizabeth Warren: " . . . abortions are safer today than getting your tonsils out."

Not for the baby, you monster.
--------------
Tonsillectomies isn't murder you scrunt.

My own mother, God bless her heart, mentioned to me the other day that she support a woman's right to have an abortion. So I asked a simply question, so murder is ok? She said and I quote, "that's not what this is about, I'm talking about abortion". Uh, aren't you one to get raving mad when someone abuses or kills an animal yet you have no problems with abortion?

Good thing you didn't abort your only son right?! She said, "well, you don't have to be pissy about it".

I went outside in 19F weather to "clean" up her yard a bit... Errrr.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 08, 2018 12:02 PM (8SR1L)

294 Well, to be brutally honest, those tires were invented by a Westerner, and so were the refineries that made the fuel to start that tire burning.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 08, 2018 12:01 PM (wYseH)


True, but they found a new use for the oppressors' technology. So creative.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 12:02 PM (YqDXo)

295 So
How come you only get 239 beans in a can?

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 08, 2018 12:02 PM (hdAFe)

296
Beck is insane. He thinks of himself as a messiah. He has been one of the biggest nevertrumpers in all of media.



He lost me during the Bundy ranch face-off with the BLM storm troopers. His stance was that Bundy was totally in the wrong.

Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2018 12:01 PM (Fs5vw)

I know he is nuts... I was just wondering if anything in the larded up Senate budget deal has anything to do with amnesty or whether Glenn had forgotten to take his meds this morning:-P

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 12:03 PM (3JA/M)

297 263: I know a woman who gave up a baby for adoption in 1975. He found her about 10 years ago. She had built a nice life, but that child was the only one she ever had. She was thrilled.

As for others who gave up babies, not sure if the children ever looked, but as the births were not unknown ("Staying with the aunt in Ohio" meant having a baby), I doubt that most of these women would have their lives torn asunder.

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 12:03 PM (5gaNQ)

298 True, but they found a new use for the oppressors' technology. So creative.

"I made a clock!"
-Abu Muhammad al'Muhammad

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 12:03 PM (39g3+)

299 One more is too farty

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 08, 2018 12:03 PM (hdAFe)

300 >>Chevrolet Capri?

>>Doesn't get much worse than that.

Unless you are trying to sell a Chevy Nova in Mexico.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 12:03 PM (/tuJf)

301 Karl Rove drives a Mini Cooper.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 12:04 PM (r9UYA)

302 "Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn't exist," Martinez continued. "You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die."

---

To give this guy the most generous possible interpretation, I think you have to assume that "white culture" is the equivalent of the Borg from Star Trek. So it's not necessarily inconsistent to believe that white culture is more successful, but still less desirable.

But then again the dude just told me to kill myself so I'm not exactly inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt here.

Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 08, 2018 12:04 PM (KUaJL)

303 >>Can a warp drive be measured in Horsepower? Cause that would be really big I bet.

It probably could, but I'd have to assume that Starfleet likes the metric system.

Posted by: looking closely at February 08, 2018 12:04 PM (ji45d)

304 >>With opening adoption records, it is worse than Pandora's box because often not even hope can be found.



It really is - you have no idea what you're opening yourself up to, you have no idea what the other person's motivations are.

For my husband, the system the adoption agency had set up worked: they assisted a connection when each party expressed interest in finding the other. They also had captured family medical history of the mom at time of birth (better than nothing), so there was at least something available.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 12:04 PM (W+vEI)

305 the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die.

Does he think Muslims are white?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2018 12:04 PM (zGsgt)

306 295 So
How come you only get 239 beans in a can?
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 08, 2018 12:02 PM (hdAFe)

The 240th bean was unusually obese?

Posted by: Peugeot Tangerine at February 08, 2018 12:04 PM (RD7QR)

307 has my vote for queerest name for a car."

Great Wall Wingle.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 12:04 PM (7LY+6)

308 Fictional frogmobile sock off.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at February 08, 2018 12:04 PM (RD7QR)

309 My own mother, God bless her heart, mentioned to me the other day that she support a woman's right to have an abortion.

This one gets me. So, you thought it was okay to kill me, mom? There are families out there where mom killed off several babies but let a few through. So... what were the names of my brothers and sisters you murdered, mom?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 12:04 PM (39g3+)

310 Datsun Fairlady Z

SO that is the car Z-Force drives...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 12:05 PM (3rGy6)

311 306 see 299

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 08, 2018 12:05 PM (hdAFe)

312 The reason "you shouldn't exist" is for the same reason smelly Marxists think clever, industrious capitalists shouldn't exist: envy.

And a richly deserved sense of inferiority.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 12:06 PM (YqDXo)

313 "Its like being in a nation where about a third of it shows up in klan sheets and pretends that's perfectly normal, even laudable."

All the while calling everyone else "racist".

Remember, not taking into account race while hiring for a job is "racist".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 08, 2018 12:06 PM (OX7cf)

314 Every time an ad for a VW Tiguan comes on, I think how stupid a name that is.


That one took me a while because my brain stuck on Tuareg, who if photographs are representative are a really good looking north African people. Volkswagen named a car Touareg, which is not quite the same spelling.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 12:06 PM (fuK7c)

315 Chevrolet Capri? "

I once owned a Ford Capri. 2.8 V6 and all that...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 12:06 PM (7LY+6)

316 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 08, 2018 12:02 PM (/qEW2)

Sadly though, we have seen dominant cultures essentially commit suicide, by not sticking to the very beliefs that made them dominant in the first place.

They become so complacent, that they stop fighting... they become so comfortable that they become dysfunctional.

Look at some of the Chinese dynasties... or Rome...

We are, sadly, on that path. The Judeo Christian values that were the bedrock of the US Experiment, are now openly derided...

We are literally committing suicide.

Posted by: Don Q, whose Wu Shu is strong at February 08, 2018 12:07 PM (NgKpN)

317 305. He's not thinking. He bears the name of one of the most brutal colonial powers in history, and contends in English for power over and within a supposedly 'white supremacist' culture and its institutions.
He sees an angle, and he plays it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 12:07 PM (fA1SL)

318 One thing about the budget deal no one is discussing:

Trump has not signed it yet.

Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2018 12:07 PM (Fs5vw)

319 300: Chevy has a Caprice, not a Capri. But point well taken. I wouldn't want to be driving a "whim"

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 12:08 PM (5gaNQ)

320 Volkswagen named a car Touareg,"

Tuareg in German.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 12:08 PM (7LY+6)

321
>>>Is it just me, or is "Escalade" the gayest possible name for a vehicle?


>>They could have named it the "Espadrille."

>Cadillac Sashay.

Toyota Prius is the gayest name. http://tinyurl.com/h9dmgeg

Ford Probe comes in #2.




Posted by: looking closely at February 08, 2018 12:08 PM (ji45d)

322 Or flying a boing

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 08, 2018 12:08 PM (hdAFe)

323 Bandersnatch, have you forgotten the VW Sirocco?

Or that Studio Ghibli in Japan is named after a hot North African wind?

Cultural appropriation!!! Someone tell Martinez!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 12:09 PM (3rGy6)

324 I heard the new Mustang will have over 1,400 Llamathrust.

Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2018 12:09 PM (eAZVt)

325 318 One thing about the budget deal no one is discussing:

Trump has not signed it yet.
Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2018 12:07 PM (Fs5vw)

It's DOA. We've got another shutdown coming.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at February 08, 2018 12:09 PM (RD7QR)

326 "Honestly, has there ever been a time outside of 1930's Germany when universities were so obsessed with race and so infested with racialist ideology?"

Nope. And "La Raza" got it's start in those heady days of racial socialism.

Oh, and don't forget the anti-Semitism. The "Progressives" sure haven't.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 08, 2018 12:09 PM (OX7cf)

327 OK, gayest LOOKING car?

https://tinyurl.com/ycpubufs

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 12:09 PM (HgMAr)

328 309 My own mother, God bless her heart, mentioned to me the other day that she support a woman's right to have an abortion.

This one gets me. So, you thought it was okay to kill me, mom? There are families out there where mom killed off several babies but let a few through. So... what were the names of my brothers and sisters you murdered, mom?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 12:04 PM (39g3+)
---
That's a great question that I should probably ask. So, have you had any mom?

But that'll start WWIII fo' sho' IYKWIM.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 08, 2018 12:10 PM (8SR1L)

329 Leftists: its cultural genocide to even question someone's culture
Also leftists: white culture must die

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 12:10 PM (39g3+)

330 325 318 One thing about the budget deal no one is discussing:

Trump has not signed it yet.
Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2018 12:07 PM (Fs5vw)

It's DOA. We've got another shutdown coming.
Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at February 08, 2018 12:09 PM (RD7QR)

Plus... its a BUDGET deal, not Spending Bills...

Posted by: Don Q, whose Wu Shu is strong at February 08, 2018 12:10 PM (NgKpN)

331 Toyota Prius is the gayest name. http://tinyurl.com/h9dmgeg

***

Fair enough, but SUV's are supposed to be rugged and manly. Priuses (Prii?) are most assuredly not.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 08, 2018 12:10 PM (GEpFD)

332 It really is - you have no idea what you're opening yourself up to, you have no idea what the other person's motivations are.



For my husband, the system the adoption agency had set up worked:
they assisted a connection when each party expressed interest in finding
the other. They also had captured family medical history of the mom at
time of birth (better than nothing), so there was at least something
available.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 12:04 PM (W+vEI)

I still think it was his Pandora's box to open or not as he chose. Your husband and his sister (and my sister) never agreed to the deal made during the adoption proceedings so why should they be blocked forever from knowing where they came from? And if the box holds bad things as it did for my sister? Well at least she now knows and that has brought her some peace. Although I cannot think what it would be right now, there has got to be a way to strike an equitable balance.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 12:10 PM (3JA/M)

333 18 What a brave boy - calling on others to just commit suicide... because he hates them. Seems like a good reason.
_________________

He hates us because we're better and more successful than he is. Just acting out his frustrations that he wasn't born into the superior culture, the one that has demonstrated its superiority to all the others.

Must suck to be him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 08, 2018 12:10 PM (fqUgw)

334 hot North African wind?"

Naming cars after winds was a Euro thing. Golf, Mistral, Bora, etc...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 12:11 PM (7LY+6)

335 310 Datsun Fairlady Z

SO that is the car Z-Force drives...


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 12:05 PM (3rGy6)


The Devil Car that found its way into the hands of Akio Asakura...

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2018 12:11 PM (CMbMd)

336 Best SUV name is Hummer.

I mean come on.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 12:11 PM (/tuJf)

337 Also leftist: American culture doesn't exist

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 08, 2018 12:11 PM (hdAFe)

338 Leftists: its cultural genocide to even question someone's culture
Also leftists: white culture must die

***

They mean any OTHER culture. And anyway, if not for doublethink, leftists couldn't think at all.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 08, 2018 12:11 PM (GEpFD)

339 These people are very open to what the program is going to be once whites are in the minority, hint its not going to be skittles and pillow fights.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 08, 2018 12:02 PM (AAR7o)


Poverty, crime, disease, violence, brutality and backwardness are all on the menu. Kinda like they are in the places they come from.

Furthermore, they obviously have not realized that there will no whites to pay for welfare.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 12:11 PM (YqDXo)

340 327 OK, gayest LOOKING car?

https://tinyurl.com/ycpubufs
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 12:09 PM (HgMAr)

The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile is pretty gay looking.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

341 From what my older sister tells me, I think my mom had 2 abortions after the kids 1 & 2.

After 5 years she almost had abortion #3 but the doctor talked to her and suggested that another kid might not be a bad idea.

So out came kid #3
Thank goodness for that doctor coz I was kid # 4

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at February 08, 2018 12:11 PM (hMwEB)

342 OK, gayest LOOKING car?



https://tinyurl.com/ycpubufs



Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 12:09 PM (HgMAr)

Great car to take on my next visit to a lumber camp in the Canadian wilderness...

Posted by: Colin at February 08, 2018 12:12 PM (v8RBQ)

343 Kill the white people?

Come At Me Bro

(Blame the Geico manatee commercial for that one)

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 12:12 PM (DYDUy)

344 If Anderson Cooper had a mini Cooper (a la mini-me) he'd be more watchable.


Posted by: irright at February 08, 2018 12:12 PM (RVcmP)

345 328: A close relative of mine had an abortion, because career and not sure if she wanted to stay married...can't deal with her after that, especially as she was opposed to abortion before she had one.

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 12:12 PM (5gaNQ)

346 These people are very open to what the program is going to be once whites are in the minority"

It's called "Bad Luck"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 12:12 PM (7LY+6)

347 @327:

http://tinyurl.com/y8sfdj5v

Posted by: looking closely at February 08, 2018 12:12 PM (ji45d)

348 334 hot North African wind?"

Naming cars after winds was a Euro thing. Golf, Mistral, Bora, etc...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 12:11 PM (7LY+6)


How about a hot Mexican wind? Introducing the Chevy Burrito!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 12:12 PM (YqDXo)

349 Georgetown university Freshmen starting next year will have to have diversty training

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 12:13 PM (y3aQB)

350 Renault Encore - please, I beg you, not another.

Posted by: Gossamer at February 08, 2018 12:13 PM (TNipJ)

351 Gayest car?

How about Deadmau5's Purrari?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JKeYy4X3KE

Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2018 12:13 PM (zGsgt)

352 "Chevy has a Caprice, not a Capri. But point well taken. I wouldn't want to be driving a "whim""

And yet I would ride "Little Caprice" cross-country.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 08, 2018 12:14 PM (OX7cf)

353 342 thats so awesome

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at February 08, 2018 12:14 PM (hMwEB)

354 How about a hot Mexican wind? Introducing the Chevy Burrito! "

It'd be a VW.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 12:14 PM (7LY+6)

355 333: Encouraging suicide didn't work out so well for that one girl in MA, did it. Others however, skated

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 12:14 PM (5gaNQ)

356 Fiat 500 is pretty gay too.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2018 12:14 PM (zGsgt)

357 Unless you are trying to sell a Chevy Nova in Mexico.

Bzzt. Native Spanish speakers read "nova" as a single Latin word. Just like how native English speakers understood the Ford Aspire doesn't come with angry snakes.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 08, 2018 12:15 PM (3J/LN)

358 From the biographical sketch I saw, Elon Musk is African-American.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 08, 2018 12:02 PM


He was born in South Africa. Technically you might call him a 'White African American'.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 08, 2018 12:15 PM (2FqvZ)

359 Porsche Boxster.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 12:15 PM (r9UYA)

360 Oh... Great...

Ex Prezzy Bush... 'Clear evidence Russia interfered in the Election'...

How the F would he know? EX Presidents don't get Security briefs...

He needs to shut the F up...

Posted by: Don Q, whose Wu Shu is strong at February 08, 2018 12:15 PM (NgKpN)

361 349 Georgetown university Freshmen starting next year will have to have diversity training
Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 12:13 PM (y3aQB)


No calculus requirement, but a "diversity training" requirement.

OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 12:15 PM (YqDXo)

362 Lizzy, wow is this crazy or just insane click-baiting?

Birth parents using social media to track down children placed for adoption.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9h74vpq

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 12:15 PM (3rGy6)

363 Gay looking car?
Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile,hands down....

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 12:15 PM (LiyEm)

364 And yet I would ride "Little Caprice" cross-country."

Something tells me I don't wanna know more about that...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 12:15 PM (7LY+6)

365 >>356 Fiat 500 is pretty gay too.

and clownish.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 12:16 PM (r9UYA)

366 Important to note: a prime target of KGB subversion was the minority rights' movements here in the states. They understood - as a multi-ethnic nation - that recourse to ethnic identification was the easiest way to undermine the United States.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 12:16 PM (fA1SL)

367 I'd like a car named poodles - looks frou-frou but goes amazingly fast

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at February 08, 2018 12:16 PM (hMwEB)

368 Smart Cars, pretty homo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 12:16 PM (39g3+)

369 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 12:15 PM (YqDXo)
---
That on WMAL this morning

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 12:16 PM (y3aQB)

370 358: Theresa Kerry tried that African stuff, LOL

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 12:16 PM (5gaNQ)

371 From what my older sister tells me, I think my mom had 2 abortions after the kids 1 2.



After 5 years she almost had abortion #3 but the doctor talked to her and suggested that another kid might not be a bad idea.



So out came kid #3

Thank goodness for that doctor coz I was kid # 4

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at February 08, 2018 12:11 PM (hMwEB)

Having had babies one and two, it mystifies me how anyone could abort baby three. They know at that point that a baby is not just a clump of cells. I am glad the doctor changed her mind about baby five and you, though.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 12:16 PM (3JA/M)

372 The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile is pretty gay looking.


I saw one of the (two, I'm told) L.L. Bean bootmobiles on the highway a couple of years ago.

It's what it sounds like. It's a Bean boot that somebody drives.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 12:16 PM (fuK7c)

373 Shit,of course somebody beat me to it.I should know who I am dealing with here....

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 12:16 PM (LiyEm)

374 Ex Prezzy Bush... 'Clear evidence Russia interfered in the Election'...

***

I'm still waiting for a lefty to explain the nature of the alleged interference.

Anyway, looks like the Dems were right about one thing. Dubya is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 08, 2018 12:16 PM (GEpFD)

375 >>363 Gay looking car?
Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile,hands down....

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 12:15 PM (LiyEm)

I drove that across country one summer.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at February 08, 2018 12:17 PM (r9UYA)

376 #357

I think most American English speakers couldn't tell you what either "asp" or "ire" mean.


Posted by: looking closely at February 08, 2018 12:17 PM (ji45d)

377 Birth parents using social media"

Reason 3,857,938 to stay off of Facetwatmybook.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 12:17 PM (7LY+6)

378 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 12:16 PM (3JA/M)

yeah, I have no clue
she loved us to bits too

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at February 08, 2018 12:17 PM (hMwEB)

379 Smart Cars, pretty homo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 12:16 PM (39g3+)

Hell yeah. You can probably pop one with a Harley.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 08, 2018 12:17 PM (aMlLZ)

380 Russian interference!Fine.Collusion with the Trump campaign?No fucking way.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 12:17 PM (LiyEm)

381 I'm still waiting for a lefty to explain the nature of the alleged interference.


Anyway, looks like the Dems were right about one thing. Dubya is a fucking idiot.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 08, 2018 12:16 PM (GEpFD)


It doesn't need to be explained because it's so clear. Duh. Just like the consensus among climate scientists. Shut up and let your betters do the thinking fo ryou.

Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 08, 2018 12:18 PM (KUaJL)

382 Seems like W is taking up the mantle of speaking for the former Presidents who are neck deep in shit right now...


How fucking big of him.

Posted by: H Badger at February 08, 2018 12:18 PM (n/0Nw)

383
Lizzy, wow is this crazy or just insane click-baiting?

Birth parents using social media to track down children placed for adoption.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9h74vpq


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 12:15 PM (3rGy6)

I know of someone who did that. I don't personally know her I just have read her blog. But she tracked down her first son that way.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 12:18 PM (3JA/M)

384 His sister, also an adoptee, had a completely
different experience - her bio mom freaked out. Based on these
experiences it was his insight that the open adoption laws may inhibit
moms from putting babies up for adoption should they not want to be
found/want to at least have a say in whether or not their info is made
available.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 11:48 AM (W+vEI)


I know Tennessee's opening of adoption records has a mechanism that allows the birth family to prohibit contact. Fortunately, mine wanted contact.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 08, 2018 12:19 PM (yzxic)

385 http://bit.ly/2H0Oxeu
----
Lovebirds Strzok and Page on March for Life: "Fucking Marchers Making Traffic Problems" "I Truly Hate These People"

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 12:19 PM (y3aQB)

386 >>I'm still waiting for a lefty to explain the nature of the alleged interference.

They helped put together unsourced and slanderous material to help one candidate smear another candidate in the election.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 08, 2018 12:19 PM (/tuJf)

387 I think most American English speakers couldn't tell you what either "asp" or "ire" mean.


"Asp" is the thing on Cleopatra's boobeh. We are Morons, after all.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 12:19 PM (fuK7c)

388 How about that Obama interference in the Israeli election?

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 12:19 PM (LiyEm)

389 It doesn't need to be explained because it's so clear. Duh.

***

You jest, but I really got a reply on Facebook that was essentially what you just wrote.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 08, 2018 12:19 PM (GEpFD)

390 349 Georgetown university Freshmen starting next year will have to have diversity training
Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 12:13 PM (y3aQB)


I've got some material for the course right here:

http://tinyurl.com/ya29kcdl

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 12:20 PM (YqDXo)

391 Seems like W is taking up the mantle of speaking for the former Presidents who are neck deep in shit right now...





How fucking big of him.





Posted by: H Badger at February 08, 2018 12:18 PM (n/0Nw)

If he would just go back to maintaining a dignified silence, we would all be better off.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 12:20 PM (3JA/M)

392 388. Threats to Britain before Brexit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 12:20 PM (fA1SL)

393 @380

There was no Russian interference in the election.

The only interference came from the DNC, Hillary, the FBI , DOJ and the Obama administration.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 08, 2018 12:20 PM (AAR7o)

394 Anyway, looks like the Dems were right about one thing. Dubya is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 08, 2018 12:16 PM (GEpFD)


I always thought he was an idiot, but a better choice than their idiots.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 08, 2018 12:20 PM (aMlLZ)

395 Ok, gotta run. BBL, y'all.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2018 12:20 PM (7LY+6)

396 Personally, I find it astonishing that people who complain loudly about racism are often loudly accused of racism by people who loudly complain of racism. I can't figure it out. It's almost as though there are some people who get off on all the drama. But this cannot be. Surely it is more newsworthy than that. It cannot all reduce to the vocal stylings of drama queens. It's unthinkable.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 08, 2018 12:20 PM (CPk08)

397 Anyway, looks like the Dems were right about one thing. Dubya is a fucking idiot.

Well, he said "meddle" which is true, depending on how he means it. Every major country in the world has been "meddling" with US elections for over a century now. They have a vested interest in the outcome, so they mess with it, through ads and comments and donations etc. Russia is one of those nations. Kinda like how we mess with theirs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 12:20 PM (39g3+)

398 They helped put together unsourced and slanderous material to help one candidate smear another candidate in the election.

***

Ah, so that's why the Democrats are so upset. The Russkies stole their gimmick.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 08, 2018 12:20 PM (GEpFD)

399 I think most American English speakers couldn't tell you what either "asp" or "ire" mean.





"Asp" is the thing on Cleopatra's boobeh. We are Morons, after all.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 08, 2018 12:19 PM (fuK7c)

And ire is anger.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 12:21 PM (3JA/M)

400 365 >>356 Fiat 500 is pretty gay too.

and clownish.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 12:16 PM (r9UYA)

And a death trap.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at February 08, 2018 12:21 PM (RD7QR)

401 "There was no Russian interference in the election.

The only interference came from the DNC, Hillary, the FBI , DOJ and the Obama administration."

Admittedly, it was done by people who would have been Soviet agents before 1991, so...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 08, 2018 12:21 PM (OX7cf)

402 Twas an asp lurking in the figs that did bite Cleopatra upon the finger, thus she expired in great repose.

Upon hearing such sad news, Octavian expressed much ire at his revenge being thwarted so.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 12:21 PM (3rGy6)

403 357 Unless you are trying to sell a Chevy Nova in Mexico.

Bzzt. Native Spanish speakers read "nova" as a single Latin word. Just like how native English speakers understood the Ford Aspire doesn't come with angry snakes.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 08, 2018 12:15 PM (3J/LN)



====================


And it actually did fairly well in Latin America. For some reason Colombia springs to mind as an example.

Posted by: Jackal at February 08, 2018 12:21 PM (orkhI)

404 The Paolo probably drives a Fiat 500.....

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 12:22 PM (LiyEm)

405 388: He also backed Morsi in Egypt. But it's ok, because democrat

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 12:22 PM (5gaNQ)

406 Datsun Fairlady Z

SO that is the car Z-Force drives


I had a '68 Datsun 2000, which was what they called the Fairlady here. Neat little 2-seater.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 08, 2018 12:22 PM (9dWxJ)

407 W kept silent during Obama's admin out of respect and decorum. also cowardice

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 08, 2018 12:22 PM (hdAFe)

408 Hello?

Hello. This is AT&T your phone has been tagged with a fraud alert. Please enter the last four digits of your SSN.

I disconnected and called AT&T. It was a phising scam. AT&T doesn't make auto calls requesting personal information. And when I checked the number in order to report it IT was my own number.

AT&T said that these crooks use software to mask the actual number and cause the number reflected to be your own.

Posted by: gNewt at February 08, 2018 12:22 PM (7eotl)

409 Its not legal in the USA, as far as I know. But arguments in support are usually one of these options:

1) Woman's body to do with whatever she chooses, hater
2) What if the baby is something grody, like a downs syndrome or something, eww?
3) What if the baby isn't going to live anyway, why should she be forced to carry it to term then give birth to it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 11:44 AM (39g3+)



Actually, IIRC, Abortion for situations like #2 above is not only legal, it is increasingly commonplace. There are fewer and fewer people with Down's or Cystic Fibrosis, largely because earlier detection makes abortions more likely.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 12:22 PM (ujg0T)

410 I think most American English speakers couldn't tell you what either "asp" or "ire" mean.

Posted by: looking closely at February 08, 2018 12:17 PM (ji45d)


And many do not even aspire to that capability.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 08, 2018 12:22 PM (CPk08)

411 343 Kill the white people?

Come At Me Bro

(Blame the Geico manatee commercial for that one)

Posted by: Willie Nailher
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That's the stupidest commercial and I laugh like a 7th grader each time I see it.

I'm with stupid.. Ha!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 08, 2018 12:22 PM (8SR1L)

412 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at February 08, 2018 12:23 PM (9vQJW)

413 Asp-ire is "angry snakes"? Hilarious. I was thinking something about breathing, but angry snakes is better

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 12:24 PM (5gaNQ)

414 And when I checked the number in order to report it IT was my own number. AT&T said that these crooks use software to mask the actual number and cause the number reflected to be your own.

Posted by: gNewt at February 08, 2018 12:22 PM


THE CALL WAS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 08, 2018 12:24 PM (2FqvZ)

415 >>Birth parents using social media to track down children placed for adoption.


Wow.

Of course another new factor is the genetic testing companies - wonder how they handle this...

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 12:25 PM (W+vEI)

416 309 My own mother, God bless her heart, mentioned to me the other day that she support a woman's right to have an abortion.

This one gets me. So, you thought it was okay to kill me, mom? There are families out there where mom killed off several babies but let a few through. So... what were the names of my brothers and sisters you murdered, mom?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 12:04 PM (39g3+)



The problem with the mom here is that she isn't thinking in terms of herself; she is thinking in terms of the dumb knocked up teenybopper. Make your arguments to mom accordingly.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 12:25 PM (ujg0T)

417 Le Car

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2018 12:25 PM (aVYsC)

418 An old girlfriend looked me up recently. She shared with me she'd had 16 miscarriages. I can't even imagine how much that must hurt. For her, that was the cost to be a mother of four living children. I don't think I could have paid that cost.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2018 12:25 PM (zGsgt)

419 392 388. Threats to Britain before Brexit.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 12:20 PM (fA1SL)


The EU is so great that they need to threaten countries that don't want to experience the greatness any more.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 12:26 PM (YqDXo)

420 333
.... Just acting out his frustrations that he wasn't born into the superior culture, the one that has demonstrated its superiority to all the others....

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 08, 2018 12:10 PM (fqUgw)
-----------------------------
Well, I'm not too sure about that.
Was he born in the US? If so, he was born into a superior culture.

Frederick Douglas, though black and born a slave, considered himself heir to Athens, Rome, and Jerusalem, just like any Westerner. He thought himself blessed to be born into the language of Shakespeare.

Martinez---(assuming he was born here)--- rejects the inheritance. But then, so do many whitey-whites.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2018 12:29 PM (0jtPF)

421 Zebraforce was my favorite show when I was 7... I spent many Sunday mornings watching those horses solve crime on the Serengeti using African style Kung-fu...or did I dream that?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 12:33 PM (hUqh+)

422
Llamathrust is a great porn name ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2018 12:50 PM (pNxlR)

423 The Paolo, he drives the Fiat, this is true.
Do not mistake the displacement of the Paolo, the bore and stroke, you see.
https://tinyurl.com/y74e8r7k

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 08, 2018 01:14 PM (H5rtT)

424 "Until then, remember this: I hate you because you shouldn't exist. You are both the dominant apparatus on the planet and the void in which all other cultures, upon meeting you, die."

That guy should write speeches for General Zod, or some other comicbook villain.

Anybody read the Skylark series by Doc Smith? That line sounds like the sneering boastful threats of the evil Fenachrone.

Posted by: gp at February 08, 2018 02:53 PM (mk9aG)

425 : Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 08, 2018 11:32 AM


Whats a "Nubian"?

Posted by: Banky at February 08, 2018 03:53 PM (XRxxn)

426 "Advocating for the death of White people ..." is the ENTIRE point of the "white privelege" movement.

Posted by: Aarradin at February 09, 2018 04:29 AM (5kvQv)

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