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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2018 09:25 AM (Enq6K)
So, where's the friggin' wheel?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2018 09:25 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Harry Reid at February 07, 2018 09:25 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2018 09:26 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 09:26 AM (Zls+j)
Posted by: John Podesta at February 07, 2018 09:26 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 09:26 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 09:27 AM (Zls+j)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 07, 2018 09:27 AM (FZYNt)
And I looked, and, behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, a great cloud, and a fire infolding itself, and a brightness was about it, and out of the midst thereof as the colour of amber, out of the midst of the fire.
Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at February 07, 2018 09:27 AM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2018 09:27 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 09:27 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 09:27 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 09:28 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 09:28 AM (7ThJ3)
Weren't there gainzz back then?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2018 09:28 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2018 09:28 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 07, 2018 09:28 AM (aW5/6)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 07, 2018 09:29 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Ask and you will receive at February 07, 2018 09:29 AM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 09:29 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 07, 2018 09:29 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2018 09:25 AM
Big wheel keeps on turnin'.
Posted by: Proud Mary at February 07, 2018 09:29 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 09:30 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 09:30 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Kris at February 07, 2018 09:30 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: An Observation at February 07, 2018 09:30 AM (+WKux)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 07, 2018 09:29 AM (hMwEB)
Jesus took it.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 09:30 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 09:30 AM (ZpfqO)
what about that Barbaro guy yesterday?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 07, 2018 09:30 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2018 09:25 AM
Big wheel keeps on turnin'.
Posted by: Proud Mary
Rollin'
Posted by: Limp Biskit at February 07, 2018 09:31 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 07, 2018 09:31 AM (mQ0Mc)
"Free Bud Light at bars along the parade route in Philadelphia tomorrow. What could go wrong?"
If Philly fans burned their city to the ground, would the country really be worse off?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 07, 2018 09:31 AM (tKW45)
Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 09:31 AM (RL/ur)
what about that Barbaro guy yesterday?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 07, 2018 09:30 AM (hMwEB)
He was a big wheel.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2018 09:31 AM (2K6fY)
You gotta have something to gaze at, yo!
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 07, 2018 09:31 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 07, 2018 09:32 AM (FZYNt)
And I looked, and, behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, a great cloud, and a fire infolding itself, and a brightness was about it, and out of the midst thereof as the colour of amber, out of the midst of the fire."
Wow, so even Ezekiel predicted the Coming of Trump.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 09:32 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:33 AM (fA1SL)
Instead of grappling with Trump's proposed reform of the federal growth-by-immigration economic strategy, the Washington Post's article simply assumed that a smaller population ensures a smaller economy. It declared:
By reducing the country's overall population, the plan could eventually reduce the overall growth rate of the U.S. economy. Under Trump's plan, the U.S. economy could be more than $1 trillion smaller than it would have been two decades from now. That's largely because the economy would have fewer workers.
I had an argument with a backer of mass third-world immigration; my point being that low-skilled jobs were being lost to automation. Why did we need unskilled third-world laborers. He said we needed them to "support an aging population." I pointed out that Japan was coping just fine with an aging population through robotics. He said that would destroy their economy since "robots don't buy anything." I pointed out that in a global economy, you don't need your customers to live in your country. He said that population decline doomed Japan. And this is where I played Trump card.
OK, I said, Japan's population is slated to decrease 10%-20% by 2050. In that same period, Nigeria's population will double. In 2050, would you rather be a Japanese or a Nigerian.
Never got an answer.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 07, 2018 09:33 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Kindltot
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It's become second nature for us, while in the kitchen, to look down before moving. It's likely that the dog or cat are lurking underfoot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 09:33 AM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2018 09:34 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2018 09:35 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2018 09:35 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2018 09:35 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 09:36 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 07, 2018 09:36 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 09:36 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Al Miiiiiiichaels at February 07, 2018 09:36 AM (kyG8i)
Posted by: BignJames at February 07, 2018 09:36 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Soothie -- Black Diamond Crew at February 07, 2018 09:36 AM (Q5iIO)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2018 09:34 AM (kqsXK)
Endorsed.
Posted by: physics geek at February 07, 2018 09:36 AM (huQJB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:36 AM (fA1SL)
https://tinyurl.com/y9dfu7fu
They represent the four realms of Creation and the four kinds of living creatures (fish and sea creatures didn't count). God then borrows these familiar images and uses them to say that He is the true Master of all Creation. Fascinating.
Posted by: Kris at February 07, 2018 09:36 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 09:36 AM (RL/ur)
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FLASHBACK: ADAM SCHIFF APPEARS ON RUSSIAN TV, CALLS FOR MORE FISA TRANSPARENCY
This video didn't age well
Posted by: MISHBOT at February 07, 2018 09:37 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: CN at February 07, 2018 09:37 AM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:38 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 07, 2018 09:38 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 09:30 AM (ZpfqO)
It would have made those gladiator fights in the Colosseum more interesting.
Posted by: Kris at February 07, 2018 09:38 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Georgio Tsoulakas at February 07, 2018 09:39 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 07, 2018 09:39 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 07, 2018 09:40 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2018 09:40 AM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2018 09:40 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:40 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:38 AM (fA1SL)
It also performed Black Betty
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 09:40 AM (NWiLs)
Right here is where that whole argument goes wrong. NO ONE is talking about "reducing" the country's overall population. We are talking about lowering the rate of growth to a slighly more sustainable number than what it is right now.
p.s. wouldn't brink up Japan when discussing this, they truly are seriously screwed because of their demographics, but their issues are way way different than ours.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 09:40 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Apache at February 07, 2018 09:40 AM (uc45P)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2018 09:41 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2018 09:41 AM (wXSTX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:41 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: sofa saver at February 07, 2018 09:41 AM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2018 09:42 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:38 AM (fA1SL)
It also performed Black Betty
Posted by: Insomniac
Rambam thank you ma'am?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 09:42 AM (AM1GF)
"So, where's the friggin' wheel?"
Where are the Republicans in the back, kicking back and swilling slurpees?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 07, 2018 09:42 AM (pNxlR)
Doesn't seem like a fair swap to me.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 09:42 AM (/qEW2)
Wheeeeeee! - a limerick
Ezekiel, whiilst scarce even tryin'
With a cherub, wolf, eagle and lion
On a wing and a prayer
He rose up in the air
And joyfully said, "Look, Ma! I'm flyin'!"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2018 09:43 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:41 AM (fA1SL)
Baby seals should be home with their parents, not out popping X and dancing until the wee hours of the morning.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 09:43 AM (NWiLs)
"'Vision'? Ezekiel, baby, looks like you got some bad mushrooms."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 07, 2018 09:43 AM (GqXWW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:36 AM
Next up: "Don't make us pull this blog over and stop!"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2018 09:43 AM (ctuyM)
Needs some flying heads, too
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 07, 2018 09:43 AM (pNxlR)
said we needed them to "support an aging population."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo'
That is delusional thinking on multiple levels, as most here know, and just about floors me every time I hear it.
1. Most of those workers will be a net drain on the treasury.
2. If they are actually taxed heavily to pay for an aging white population that will vote in politicians that will put an end to that one way or another. They are not going to be happy about being expected to support people they have been taught are racist oppressors. And since they will be either a majority or a very large minority there will be plenty of candidate eager to accommodate them.
They are to be the beneficiaries of the welfare system, not financiers.
Posted by: Ripley at February 07, 2018 09:43 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 09:44 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2018 09:44 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 07, 2018 09:44 AM (oAY8z)
That sulking figure front and center in The School? Michaelangelo. Michaelangleo HATED Rafael.
Posted by: vivi at February 07, 2018 09:45 AM (11H2y)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 07, 2018 09:45 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:45 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:41 AM (fA1SL)
Baby seals should be home with their parents, not out popping X and dancing until the wee hours of the morning.
Posted by: Insomniac
I'm getting a vision now of a baby seal in a cheap track suit with bling swilling cheap vodka.
I blame Palpatine.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 09:45 AM (AM1GF)
It's become second nature for us, while in the kitchen, to look down before moving. It's likely that the dog or cat are lurking underfoot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018
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Same here, especially in the dark. One feline thug is all black, and the other is white-and-black, so sometimes he looks like big spots of light on the carpet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 07, 2018 09:46 AM (GqXWW)
http://catholic-resources.org/Art/Evangelists_Symbols.htm
[Mainly picture links and not a long, written essay.]
Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2018 09:46 AM (ewxPW)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 09:46 AM (Z8j2x)
Something something something path of the righteous man something something strike down upon thee something something lay my fingers upon thee
BANG BANG BANG BANG
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 07, 2018 09:46 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: vivi at February 07, 2018 09:46 AM (11H2y)
Posted by: Kris at February 07, 2018 09:46 AM (nwqNw)
The Revelation to Blessed Comey, Quoter of Scripture
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 07, 2018 09:46 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 07, 2018 09:36 AM (nBr1j)
Good morning, NL. Safe travels to the Phillippines and back! Enjoy your journey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 09:47 AM (Dbv1R)
Now we get to see if we can keep the republic.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 09:47 AM (ks6bw)
67 Re: Mad Dog Mattis.
He doesn't like the nick.
He went by the call sign"Chaos" in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Heh. I like Chaos.
Morning Horde.
Posted by: golfman at February 07, 2018 07:41 AM (bJEIc)
The story he tells about how he got the Call Sign CHAOS when he was a Col. and had command of the 7th Marine Regiment his then S-3 had CHAOS written on a white board in the Ops office. Mattis asked what that was about and his S-3 said "Sir you don't need to know" so Mattis pressed him and was told CHAOS meant "Colonel Has An Outstanding Solution"
For the uninitiated the Marine Corps runs on Caffeine, Nicotine and Sarcasm. CHAOS on the whiteboard was sarcasm, but Mattis made it his own.
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 07, 2018 09:47 AM (oUK18)
Nashville Metro Council passed Mayor Berry's California style boondoggle transit plan last night. ~9 billion while they also investigate her for misappropriation of funds, violating public trust of the course of her affair with head of security detail.
Posted by: DaviW at February 07, 2018 09:47 AM (JlWF+)
Yes, it deals with angels, Ezekiel does. It does this because of the nature of the prophetic insight and intellect, which operates non-dialectically and by way of symbols.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:47 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 07, 2018 09:40 AM (+Dllb)
Eat this.
Posted by: Ezekiel Bread at February 07, 2018 09:48 AM (OtVYM)
what about that Barbaro guy yesterday?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 07, 2018 09:30 AM (hMwEB)
Vinny?
Whut? Where? I'm so confused.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2018 09:48 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 09:45 AM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Russian Bots at February 07, 2018 09:48 AM (ctuyM)
The Four Faces are taken from Ezekiel 1:5, and were later applied to the 4 Evanglists, possibly by the illustrators of medieval manuscripts such as the monks in Lindisfarne:
Ezekiel 1:5 "Within it there were figures resembling four living beings, and this was their appearance, they had human form." 1:10 "as for the form of their faces, each had the face of a man, all four had the face of a lion on the right, and the face of a bull on the left, and all four had the face of an eagle."
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 09:48 AM (V2Yro)
What's the over/under that the trunk of the Tesla is filled with micro-organisms to start the terraforming of Mars?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2018 09:49 AM (2K6fY)
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.Because that has never been done to a past President in this Country and I doubt Trump wants that to become the norm.
Lest everyone forget our history, what is occurring today is relatively mild in comparison to what has occurred in the past between political rivals.
We have had duels, completely fabricated journalistic exposes accusing Candidates of murder and infidelity on a regular basis without the benefit of any facts and more done by and on sitting Presidents and Candidates.
The FBI has always been a tool of the left and this is not the first time they engaged in shenanigans at the request of a sitting President. JFK had them very busy spying on rivals and other Americans during his brief tenure.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 07, 2018 09:49 AM (+Dllb)
88 Lots of faces in the background.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 07, 2018 09:45 AM (r9UYA)
The Celestial Pillsbury Doughboy Strategic Reserve. The Lord has them stockpiled and stacked like cordwood.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 07, 2018 09:49 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2018 09:49 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: The Blind Man at February 07, 2018 09:49 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 07, 2018 09:31 AM (tKW45)
There is a great oyster bar in Philly, so if that burned I would be really disappointed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2018 09:50 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton and Sarah Jessica Parker at February 07, 2018 09:50 AM (FZYNt)
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Byron York was just on Laura Ingraham's radio show. He mentioned the Strozk/Page texts about the JEF wanting to know everything. And then Byron brought up how Barky was interviewed on TV just prior to that saying he was completely removed from all FBI investigations.
It can't be both, there, buddy.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 07, 2018 09:50 AM (mQ0Mc)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/lh24z3l
If he'd incorporated every descriptive element, the painting would probably be very overwhelming.
As painted, this reminds me more of Psalm 18:10,
"He mounted the cherubim and flew; he soared on the wings of the wind."
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 09:50 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2018 09:50 AM (LiyEm)
Byron York was just on Laura Ingraham's radio show. He mentioned
the Strozk/Page texts about the JEF wanting to know everything. And
then Byron brought up how Barky was interviewed on TV just prior to that
saying he was completely removed from all FBI investigations.
It can't be both, there, buddy.
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I'm told we're supposed to believe the FBI.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 09:51 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 07, 2018 09:51 AM (xD2++)
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 07, 2018 09:51 AM (fcqmr)
Real party is wherever gopnik goes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:51 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Raphael at February 07, 2018 09:51 AM (xXusB)
In a cavern complex in New York, a meeting is held.
"Alright people, settle down. We have a long agenda to get through and I am sure you all want to get busy on your action items," Huma says. "Let's get started with our pledge to Hillary." She rises and turns to face the wearer of the purple plaid plutonium powered panzer pantsuit, but no one else does.
"What is this?" Hillary hisses. "Are you in rebellion?"
"We need someone new, with new ideas," Bernie states.
"Someone who can strike at multiple identity groups," Elizabeth Warren adds.
"Someone who hasn't struck-out twice," John McCain states, drooling, his forehead pulsing.
"Wait - why are you here? You're a Republican, and shouldn't you be at home with your family in these last days?" Huma asks.
"It was their idea I come here," he slobbers.
"FOOLS!" Hillary bellows, the cavern shaking. "I will take what is mine, and if you dare challenge me, see what fate you risk!" A dark bloody mass is dropped on the floor.
"Is that-" warren starts to ask.
"YES! The wig of Oprah the Winfrey! Ripped from her body by me! I SHALL NOT BE DENIED!"
All present quickly bow to Hillary. "Your will be done O Inevitable One!"
"Now to business. The memo has come out..."
"A nothingburger, your cankleness," Billy Kristol says. "It is actually full of lies, lies, and really nothing."
"That 'nothingburger' confirmed what we have been doing. Our entire plans to overthrow Bush and install McGovern will be exposed," Nancy Pelosi says in a cackling whisper.
"It was to overthrow Trump and install me," Hillary chides.
"Why would I want to install Trump? Have you seen the pretty ring I got from Lord Sorosaun? Pretty, pretty ring."
Hillary holds her hands on the table and glares as the purple glow builds around her to blinding intensity before fading to a faint aura. "Enough with this nonsense! Here are your tasks. Warren, Sanders - get back to the Senate and hold up anything involving immigration, keep calling the GOP racists for not doing anything and turn down flat everything they propose as being racist. Fail me and," she gestures at the wig, "your fate will cause Hell itself to shudder."
The two bolt away in fear.
"Billy - will you put down that fidget spinner! Keep the NeverTrump fires burning. No matter what conservative thing Trump does put him down for being ideologically incorrect - and get Egg McMuffin and Mayor McCheese on the talk shows. They're a little less repulsive than you are."
Billy skips away as Hillary shakes her head. "Now the FBI people - McCabe, Ohr, Strozk, and Page."
"You have tasking for us?" the quivering, cringing group asks.
"One that is perfect for you," Hillary says.
"Is it digging up dirt?" they asks.
"You read my mind," she coos as Huma hands out shovels.
"Wait - why shovels? What are we digging?"
"Follow these nice large men, they'll show you everything. Make sure it's done right, Yuri."
"Da, tovarisch," one states before pushing the FBI people out of the cavern.
"Huma - have you gotten hold of Barry yet?"
"His phone just goes to voicemail."
*Barry dances a hula on a tropical beach, his grass skirt swaying about as his phone beeps once*
"I see I will have to get his attention some other way. I see the need for a second dossier to drop, one that names a certain name."
"Names? Tonawanda?" Nancy asks.
Hillary turns about. "What's she still doing here?"
Huma grabs Nancy and leads her out. "Come on dear, time to go to the SOTU speech."
"Pudding? I like pudding."
Hillary stalks away from the meeting room, turning out the lights.
"I like pudding, too." John McCain says.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 07, 2018 09:51 AM (hLRSq)
I find the faces of some of Raphael's portraits to be rather stiff and unemotional. Not this one. Like the Saint Catherine work, the figures show just what the artist wants to convey.
Posted by: JTB at February 07, 2018 09:52 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 07, 2018 09:52 AM (lwiT4)
Doesn't seem like a fair swap to me."
The artist was a bit embarrassed to show you what the Eagle got from the Ox.
But the Eagle was very happy about his new schwannstucke.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 09:53 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 09:51 AM (ks6bw)
They're all heroic paragons of virtue and integrity, and completely above reproach. Didn't you get the memo?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 09:53 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2018 09:53 AM (kyG8i)
Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 09:53 AM (RL/ur)
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 07, 2018 09:53 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 09:53 AM (NWiLs)
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I'm told we're not supposed to believe the memo.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 09:53 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 09:54 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 07, 2018 09:52 AM (lwiT4)
Like, ohMagog!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 09:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2018 09:49 AM (2K6fY)
One thing you can be sure isn't in the trunk of that Tesla: a spare tire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 09:54 AM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at February 07, 2018 09:54 AM (C0Pq1)
Speak for yourself, babeee!!!
Posted by: The Illustrious James Comey, Lord and Master of All at February 07, 2018 09:54 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 07, 2018 09:53 AM (lwiT4)
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Spin the wheel and take your pick.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 09:54 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2018 09:40 AM (ewxPW)
Right, but the four creatures appear first in the Old Testament, long before the Gospels were written. This Vision is a least 400 years before Christ. Those creatures became representations of the Gospels even later, but they originally represented the categories of living things. Christians borrowed them for the Gospels, cuz why not? Again sea creatures didn't count. They aren't just a Jewish invention either, they are universally Mesopotamian and even the Egyptians used them. Actually, they appear, in one form or another throughout the Eastern Hemisphere.
Posted by: Kris at February 07, 2018 09:55 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: sofa saver
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Unable, thus far, to design a heavy-lift vehicle capable of transporting Musk's ego. But, we're working on it.
Posted by: Space X at February 07, 2018 09:55 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 09:55 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2018 09:55 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Ezekiel Bread at February 07, 2018 09:48 AM (OtVYM)
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I saw that at Costco the other day.
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 07, 2018 09:55 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 09:56 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:56 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 07, 2018 09:56 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Ezekiel Bread at February 07, 2018 09:48 AM (OtVYM)
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I saw that at Costco the other day.
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 07, 2018 09:55 AM (lwiT4)
Between the Lamentations and Daniel bread.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 09:57 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 07, 2018 09:57 AM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 07, 2018 09:36 AM (nBr1j)
Good morning, NL. Safe travels to the Phillippines and back! Enjoy your journey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 09:47 AM (Dbv1R)
Thank you. I'll start packing any minute. So how many days per each pair of underwear? The right way; then front to back, the inside out both ways.
Yes I'm kidding. No member of the Horde is that gross.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 07, 2018 09:57 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 09:57 AM (RL/ur)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:56 AM (fA1SL)
I prefer medium rare.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 09:57 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 09:57 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2018 09:55 AM (wPiJ
That is a stretch but I like it.
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 07, 2018 09:57 AM (fcqmr)
Posted by: Ezekiel Bread at February 07, 2018 09:48 AM (OtVYM)
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I saw that at Costco the other day.
Posted by: grammie winger
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Where's the tiger?
Posted by: TWD at February 07, 2018 09:57 AM (FJXGr)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 07, 2018 09:57 AM (nBr1j)
Well you SAY that...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 09:58 AM (NWiLs)
Much freakiness there. God was not being particularly subtle that time.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 09:58 AM (AM1GF)
And don't forget the giant Locusts/Grasshoppers, although really that was just a vision of Apache Gunships advancing across the plains of Iraq.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 09:58 AM (V2Yro)
This just in off the wire, two double naught agents caught informing the President about ongoing illegal FISA warrants and "investigations" into political rivals. Documentation of communications, coordination and collusion between the Department heads and Executive branch obtained.
More to come.
Posted by: Hard Boiled Reporter at February 07, 2018 09:58 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:56 AM (fA1SL)
I prefer medium rare.
Posted by: Insomniac
The dung or the steak?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 09:58 AM (Zls+j)
Posted by: Muldoon
Better be careful. Any time you get allegorical, it snows.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 09:59 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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The burning beetles add a subtle nuance to the flavor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 09:59 AM (FJXGr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 09:59 AM (ks6bw)
me bringin others stolen ideas.
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 09:59 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2018 09:59 AM (RL/ur)
I'm not making fun, btw. Those two thrusters landing in tandem was a beautiful and amazing sight.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 09:59 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:56 AM (fA1SL)
I prefer medium rare.
Posted by: Insomniac
The dung or the steak?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 09:58 AM (Zls+j)
I don't like anything overdung.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:00 AM (NWiLs)
Yes I'm kidding. No member of the Horde is that gross.
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No ONE member is that gross.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 09:59 AM (ks6bw)
Synergy!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:00 AM (NWiLs)
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As well it should be. Mark was likely writing the narrative that Peter told him. We all know how flighty Peter was.
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 07, 2018 10:00 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Muldoon
Better be careful. Any time you get allegorical, it snows.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
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Ow! Ow! Too early for my brain to process the puns.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 10:00 AM (FJXGr)
Posted by: Insomniac
The dung or the steak?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 09:58 AM (Zls+j)
I don't like anything overdung.
Posted by: Insomniac
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 10:00 AM (Zls+j)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine,
Was that Eagles fans who were eating fresh horse biscuits after their win ?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2018 10:01 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 07, 2018 09:27 AM (FZYNt)
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Bing "omphalos hypothesis". Basically some apologists think that certain features of the universe were created in such a way that would allow for differing interpretations as to how they came about.
So Adam could have been made with a belly button, even if no point of his creation involved him being attached to the umbilical cord.
Likewise, the universe may only be a few thousand years old, yet at the instant of creation, light beams striking the earth were created *in place* as if they had emanated from stars located millions of lightyears away.
Seems a bit like special pleading to me, but it could explain the painting. Alternately, angels might consider it "proper form" to appear anthropomorphically to people. See Genesis 19. Everyone thought they were human.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 10:01 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 10:01 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2018 09:27 AM (2Mnv1)
That's not a light beam. Shitter's full.
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at February 07, 2018 10:01 AM (ArZ/M)
Continue to investigate Russian election influence?
Check box
Yes
No
Keep you updated on progress?
Yes
No
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 07, 2018 10:01 AM (fcqmr)
"Yes I'm kidding. No member of the Horde is that gross. "
Never underestimate the Horde.
Posted by: Jwest at February 07, 2018 10:01 AM (/roJx)
Fun fact, the LDS pioneers crossing the plains would gather dried buffalo dung for fire fuel. I'm sure they ate quite a bit of bread cooked over dung.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 10:02 AM (iv0p7)
This just in off the wire, two double naught
agents caught informing the President about ongoing illegal FISA
warrants and "investigations" into political rivals. Documentation of
communications, coordination and collusion between the Department heads
and Executive branch obtained.
More to come.
Posted by: Hard Boiled Reporter at February 07, 2018 09:58 AM (ymnmz)
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Ha. That's cute. Actual news that came up on my phone:
Tesla car in space!
Analysis: Why Trump's military parade won't be like France's
Something about Colts and Patriots
Black Panther is AWESOME!!!
Wall Street volatility ahead
North Korea sister
Snap is a new app or something
Taiwan Earthquake
GOP is in trouble in Missouri
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 10:02 AM (ks6bw)
The argument against the wall seems to be that it will not be 100% effective. So, therefore it is in essence a failure.
Yet, the latest statistics on seatbelts places their effectiveness as around 50% in preventing vehicular deaths.
And based on a 50% effectiveness of this product, we passed federal safety standards requiring them on all vehicles sold in America.
Seems like two different standards are being used for two different products.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:02 AM (EyPfd)
Fun fact, the LDS pioneers crossing the plains would gather dried buffalo dung for fire fuel. I'm sure they ate quite a bit of bread cooked over dung.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 10:02 AM (iv0p7)
Buffalo chips. Best with bleu cheese dressing.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:02 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine,
Was that Eagles fans who were eating fresh horse biscuits after their win ?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Yes. Talking about taking one for the team.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 10:02 AM (Zls+j)
me bringin others stolen ideas.
Posted by: willow
Interesting. Traditionally Ephraim is one of the Lost Tribes. Claims get around though, even the LDS Church makes a claim to be descended in some part from them (yeah, speaking of oddities).
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 10:03 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Pogomip at February 07, 2018 10:03 AM (jFpaa)
"wit' Whiz."
Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2018 10:03 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Insomniac
*****
Heh! You sailed that one right by all of us. Well played.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2018 10:03 AM (wPiJc)
And if you click "more", then
"FBI lovers latest text messages: Obama wants to know everything" is under the link. Newer than the others, but hidden unless you click the "more" button.
That really sums the media up.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 10:03 AM (ks6bw)
pretty 'let me be clear'
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 10:04 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2018 10:04 AM (7LY+6)
https://twitter.com/drawandstrike/status/960855106462863362
Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2018 10:04 AM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2018 10:03 AM (wPiJc)
Thank you, I'll be here all week!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:04 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 10:04 AM (IqV8l)
passed federal safety standards requiring them on all vehicles sold in
America.
Seems like two different standards are being used for two different products.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:02 AM (EyPfd)
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Airbags have to protect unf*ckingbelted occupants. Ponder that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 10:04 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 10:04 AM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Reggie Love at February 07, 2018 10:05 AM (7LY+6)
although really that was just a vision of Apache Gunships advancing
across the plains of Iraq.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 09:58 AM (V2Yro)
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Are Apache Gunships helicopters, by chance? Cuz I always pictured helicopters.
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 07, 2018 10:05 AM (lwiT4)
My dad ordering steak at restaurants, "I want it really, really well done."
It's overdone and crap, so overdung fits.
My mom says it's because he grew up poor and he didn't have good quality food you could trust, so they cooked the crap out of it.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 10:05 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 10:05 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 10:05 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:02 AM (EyPfd)
Congressional Rules state specifically that Math is illegal to be used as context for regulations!
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 07, 2018 10:05 AM (gwPgz)
m. waters stated, that Obama had the most massive database ever .. so
this was a thing. can you imagine Obama not bothering to use "his"
database?
pretty 'let me be clear'
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 10:04 AM (Z8j2x)
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How dare you! I don't think that's something a politician from Chicago would do.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 10:05 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 10:04 AM (y3sT9)
Rover was pissed when he discovered it wasn't a frisbee.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:05 AM (NWiLs)
Eventually.
But till then, its good to wear a hat inside.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:06 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2018 10:06 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 10:05 AM (/qEW2)
Microcephaly.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:06 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:06 AM (SjImc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2018 10:06 AM (7LY+6)
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I wonder if ancestry.com could find them.
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 07, 2018 10:07 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 10:07 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 10:07 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:07 AM (EyPfd)
I would LOVE to know the real meaning behind this text. Almost sounds like Page got mad at Strzok for something.
Wonder what the text just before this one said. Did Strzok never respond?
The wording is just odd....
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2018 10:08 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 07, 2018 10:08 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 10:07 AM (Z8j2x)
Paul McCartney's post-Beatles career.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:08 AM (NWiLs)
Can you expound on that a bit. I'm not sure what you mean.
We get Patriarchal Blessings as young teens typically, and one of the first things the Patriarch tells you is from which tribe you descend. Other than that, I'm not sure what you're referring to.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 10:08 AM (iv0p7)
pack cotton and/or moisture wicking clothes
comfy sandals and shoes
and keep your wallet/money close - lots of talented pickpockets
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 07, 2018 10:08 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 10:08 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2018 10:09 AM (7LY+6)
They didn't have Waze back then?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
I'm told signal strength wasn't exactly ideal back then.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 10:09 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 10:09 AM (fA1SL)
Theories That Wont Age Well for $800, Alex.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 07, 2018 10:09 AM (aRDor)
There's no need to fear. Underdung is here.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 10:08 AM (IqV8l)
Ah shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:09 AM (NWiLs)
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BUSTED: Proof DOJ Didn't Care About Bruce Ohr Meeting Chris Steele Until IG Horowitz Found Out
Posted on February 6, 2018 by sundance
Posted by: MISHBOT at February 07, 2018 10:10 AM (y3aQB)
I said that the four creatures weren't just a "Jewish invention". What I meant to say is that God didn't just make them up out of wholecloth for the Bible for the purpose of prophecy or allegory. God borrowed already recognized and familiar imagery for His purposes. I actually do believe in the Judeo-Christian God and I do believe the Bible was God-breathed and given to men to record. The way I wrote it sounded... bad.
Sorry if I offended anyone. It was very poorly written.
Posted by: Kris at February 07, 2018 10:10 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Overused internet memes'r'us at February 07, 2018 10:10 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 10:08 AM (IqV8l)
Ah shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:09 AM (NWiLs)
These puns are turning into crap.
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 07, 2018 10:10 AM (fcqmr)
Wonder what the text just before this one said. Did Strzok never respond?
The wording is just odd....
Posted by: Tami
Because it created a record they couldn't properly expunge?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 10:10 AM (AM1GF)
Ezekiel did say the Cherubim moved like lightning.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 10:10 AM (iv0p7)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9qw9ryf
Wait...you said 'Griffin'. Never mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 10:10 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: The Reaction of Ezekial at February 07, 2018 10:10 AM (RD7QR)
Why is Bob from NSA socking Mikey?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2018 10:10 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 10:09 AM (fA1SL)
A wing is a symbol ov wuv given in mawwiage.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:10 AM (NWiLs)
I'm starting to pack too
I realized I have to sew one of my shorts or oack a belt - sewing it
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 07, 2018 10:11 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2018 10:11 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2018 10:11 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Kris
No sign of offense, no harm, no foul.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 10:11 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 07, 2018 10:11 AM (FZYNt)
They didn't have Waze back then?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
See kids? This is what happens when your father is too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.
Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 07, 2018 10:11 AM (KUaJL)
Ezekiel did say the Cherubim moved like lightning.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 10:10 AM (iv0p7)
They were kung fu fighting!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:11 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 07, 2018 10:11 AM (eytER)
"Please don't ever text me again."
I would LOVE to know the real meaning behind this text. Almost sounds like Page got mad at Strzok for something.
Wonder what the text just before this one said. Did Strzok never respond?
The wording is just odd....
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2018 10:08 AM (Enq6K)
Perhaps the previous text was, "They're on to us."
Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2018 10:11 AM (kyG8i)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGrNkl8HzPw
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 10:12 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 07, 2018 10:12 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 10:10 AM (AM1GF)
But that last text was sent June of 2017. Little late to worry about expunging a record at that point.
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2018 10:12 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2018 10:12 AM (7LY+6)
Ezekiel did say the Cherubim moved like lightning.
Posted by: bonhomme
Everybody was dung fu fighting.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 10:13 AM (IqV8l)
Not only did they have a face for every principal direction, they also had terrible rings of eyes!
They would be very hard to sneak up on in a fight.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 10:13 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 07, 2018 10:12 AM (hMwEB)
They're supposed to start touring again in April.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:13 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 10:13 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 07, 2018 10:13 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: M.Jagger/K.Richards at February 07, 2018 10:14 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 07, 2018 10:12 AM (hMwEB)
Maybe, if their respected spouses have cut them loose.
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2018 10:14 AM (Enq6K)
Two of 'em. Twice as useless... but really, really cute.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2018 10:14 AM (7LY+6)
Do you not know?
Have you not heard?
The Lord is the everlasting God,
the Creator of the ends of the earth.
He will not grow tired or weary,
and his understanding no one can fathom.
He gives strength to the weary
and increases the power of the weak.
Even youths grow tired and weary,
and young men stumble and fall;
but those who hope in the Lord
will renew their strength.
They will soar on wings like eagles.
They will run and not grow weary,
They will walk and not be faint.
-
Isaiah 40:28-31
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 07, 2018 10:14 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 10:14 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: MISHBOT at February 07, 2018 10:15 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2018 10:15 AM (ewxPW)
Ah, a summer "one hit wonder" tour with Ringo Starr's All Starrs?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2018 10:15 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 07, 2018 10:15 AM (hMwEB)
(just my thought)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 10:15 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Under Fire at February 07, 2018 10:15 AM (r9UYA)
This why good subcontractors are so important.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:16 AM (EyPfd)
Ezekiel was quite the grand oracle
Surreal and for sure allegorical
But his fortunes soon turned
'Cause the dung that he burned
Made a scent that was highly deplorical!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 10:16 AM (AM1GF)
Heh. Thanks. I guess I offended myself.
Posted by: Kris at February 07, 2018 10:16 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:16 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 07, 2018 10:16 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2018 10:16 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: azaleas city at February 07, 2018 10:16 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 10:16 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
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Useless? Well that's a little harsh. We count on ours to collect all of the cat hair around. A little dust mop, she is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 10:17 AM (ZpfqO)
"Yes I'm kidding. No member of the Horde is that gross. "
Never underestimate the Horde.
Posted by: Jwest at February 07, 2018 10:01 AM]/i]
So, if 144 horde members were to gather together in one place, that would be a gross of....?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 10:17 AM (0tfLf)
rebuilding of the temple. Since the second temple didn't match them,
some rabbis had questioned its canonicity.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 10:14 AM (/qEW2)
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You just can't find good help these days. Probably had to use illegals.
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 07, 2018 10:17 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 10:17 AM (Z8j2x)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 07, 2018 10:18 AM (y9hQi)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 10:18 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2018 10:11 AM (7LY+6)
And it was so crowded too! You wouldn't believe the wait for seats!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 07, 2018 10:18 AM (hLRSq)
rebuilding of the temple. Since the second temple didn't match them,
some rabbis had questioned its canonicity.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 10:14 AM (/qEW2)
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You just can't find good help these days. Probably had to use illegals.
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 07, 2018 10:17 AM (lwiT4)
Never trust a Chaldean to do a Hebrew's job.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:18 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2018 10:18 AM (CPk08)
I've threatened to spray ours w/Pledge and let 'em chase each other around the living room...
They are seriously cute little things, though. Gotta love 'em.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2018 10:18 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 10:18 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week -
Don't be silly. Problem like that, it's always the subcontractors.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 10:19 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2018 10:19 AM (LiyEm)
So crowded nobody goes there?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 07, 2018 10:19 AM (7LY+6)
None of them knew what a 'cubit' was!
Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2018 10:20 AM (ewxPW)
I thought we were supposed to save the dung fu for Gorillapundit.
He has five pointed full constipation poo.
Posted by: JEM at February 07, 2018 10:20 AM (hVHEm)
None of them knew what a 'cubit' was!
Posted by: andycanuck
isn't it the length from the edge of your balls to the tip of your penis?
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at February 07, 2018 10:21 AM (FZYNt)
Could be a winner boy you text her very well
Strzok Me Strzok Me
STRZOK!
Strzok Me Strzok Me
You got her number down
Strzok Me Strzok Me
Play like you're a winner but babe you're just a liar now.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at February 07, 2018 10:21 AM (eytER)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2018 10:21 AM (Z8j2x)
Look at the date of the text. What was happening right around the mid-June time frame last year?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2018 10:21 AM (/tuJf)
Or hired a Spartan. Massive thighs; huge shoulders and biceps; really, really ripped... and that's just their women!
Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2018 10:21 AM (ewxPW)
Posted by: IC at February 07, 2018 10:21 AM (a0IVu)
My beloved nephew, who once was a (relatively) conservative millennial suffers badly from TDS. We have gotten along fine since the election because we have avoided politics. But this morning for some reason, he fired off about 20 texts to me bashing Trump. It was like Rachel Maddow was texting me. He said "I won't remain silent any more!" If an online troll said that, I would respond with snark about how the left can't shut up, but I contented myself with observing that he works for a company which has given out bonuses due to the tax cut and if he doesn't want it, he can always send it to the IRS. That resulted in 5 more hysterical texts.
His mom - my sis - is a bit more centrist than I am and hates Trump's tweets but she voted for him. She really liked the SOTU address and I wonder if she said something to him that set him off. Or I wonder if cognitive dissonance is setting in because Trump has had a good first year and my nephew has to fight to hang on to his opinion that Trump is Satan and Hitler and Genghis Khan rolled into one.
It's funny when you read demented trolls online - people you don't know and are glad you never will. It's less funny when someone you love is ranting like that. It's like he simply can't accept that his mother, his aunt and his (now deceased) stepfather voted for Trump. It's unfathomable to him and he thinks he can bully us into seeing things his way. I told him, "nope, you can't."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 10:21 AM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2018 09:25 AM
In the sky. Turning.
Posted by: Steve Perry at February 07, 2018 10:22 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: JackStraw
Scaramucci!!
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 07, 2018 10:22 AM (FZYNt)
None of them knew what a 'cubit' was!
Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2018 10:20 AM (ewxPW)
That's when you cut something into a equilateral six-sided 3-dimensional shape.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Vanna White at February 07, 2018 10:22 AM (/qEW2)
https://youtu.be/04puOQ2MCzc
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 10:22 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at February 07, 2018 10:23 AM (9iLHi)
Posted by: B at February 07, 2018 10:23 AM (x25VP)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 10:21 AM (ZM2xo)
Write back: Please don't ever text me again.
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2018 10:23 AM (Enq6K)
And so it begins
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:24 AM (EyPfd)
I used Ezekiel ch. 30, with a chorus of "All of them slain-fallen by the sword" and wrote it on the spot. The guys in the band all agreed, it was a pretty good song. Too bad we weren't a death metal band so I never found any use for it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 10:24 AM (juCZM)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2018 10:21 AM (/tuJf)
Do you really believe they thought their texts weren't being collected...on gov't phones...until last summer?
Or are you referring to something else?
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2018 10:25 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 10:25 AM (fA1SL)
I got one of those texts before. I think it was a preemptive strike for the anticipated request by the boyfriend to discuss what the hell is going on.
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 07, 2018 10:25 AM (fcqmr)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2018 10:25 AM (RD7QR)
My sister triedto tell my dad about White Male Privilege this fall. Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2018 10:25 AM (CPk08)
Dang, sorry about that Donna. It does suck. I am sure if I brought up politics I would lose a lot of friends, so I don't. Your nephew was rather out of line though...maybe chalk it up to the follies of youth.
Posted by: IC at February 07, 2018 10:26 AM (a0IVu)
And so it begins
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:24 AM (EyPfd)
Obama or Trump?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 07, 2018 10:26 AM (WuRdh)
That's when you cut something into a equilateral six-sided 3-dimensional shape
+++
Never hire a gamer for contract work
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 07, 2018 10:26 AM (y9hQi)
Mrs VIA just experienced that on facebook with a friend of twenty years.
White girl going on and on about needing immigration reform.
Till another friend responded with a paraphrase of; As a first generation legal US Citizen of Mexican descent, fuckers need to do it legally, and get in the back of the line.
But it still hurt her deeply to watch the disease take another close friend.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:27 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Kris at February 07, 2018 10:27 AM (nwqNw)
"Flee, all is discovered!"
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 07, 2018 10:27 AM (gwPgz)
Also, what do we think of this seat flipping in MO? Mitigating circumstances or bad sign?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2018 10:25 AM (RD7QR)
I think it is normal local politics.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 10:27 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: azaleas city at February 07, 2018 10:27 AM (WX+x0)
>>Or are you referring to something else?
Yes, I believe that is about the time frame their texts were being gathered by the OIG. And it is likely both Page and Strzok knew about it and they knew what it meant.
Then in July the OIG presented those texts to Mueller. Within a couple days Mueller got rid of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2018 10:27 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 10:27 AM (fA1SL)
None of them knew what a 'cubit' was!
.
.
.what is amazing to me is that there is no day labor pool at either the Home Depot of the Lowes in Sherman Texas. We had them in both CT and KY when we lived there.
People would drive up and tell them how many workers they needed that day and they would pile into the back of the truck. For some strange reason that doesn't seem to happen in this part of Texas.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 07, 2018 10:27 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:28 AM (EyPfd)
I have much respect for the Prophets. They gave up worldly wealth and pleasures to fullfil a higher calling from God. They were outcasts and mocked and treated badly.
But end the end they were far wrong wrong.
We need more Watchmen. True Watchmen and not monetizing fear merchants.
Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 10:28 AM (g4lFK)
t's funny when you read demented trolls online - people you don't know
and are glad you never will. It's less funny when someone you love is
ranting like that. It's like he simply can't accept that his mother, his
aunt and his (now deceased) stepfather voted for Trump. It's
unfathomable to him and he thinks he can bully us into seeing things his
way. I told him, "nope, you can't."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 10:21 AM (ZM2xo)
Explain to him what a Schadenboner is.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 07, 2018 10:28 AM (4CCz5)
The Lightbringer himself.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:28 AM (EyPfd)
Gavin Guile?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 07, 2018 10:29 AM (WuRdh)
You must cubit
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:29 AM (NWiLs)
And suddenly things are coming out, and they starting to suspect that maybe things aren't going to work out like they think. They're like the crew in the broadcasting box when Brady had the ball stripped that last time - "uh oh, only 30 seconds left, aren't we about out of time for Brady to win this thing???"
And the fears are rising, and their anger is rising, and they lash out as their worldview fails.
Because I think everyone has started to feel it failing, no matter what the politcal beliefs are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 10:29 AM (V2Yro)
rebuilding of the temple. Since the second temple didn't match them,
some rabbis had questioned its canonicity.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 10:14 AM (/qEW2)
Hiram was committed to another contract and couldn't enter a bid. The crew Herod hired had their own ideas, and pushed some changer orders through based on materials available.
County got involved too, and the inspectors insisted on some changes due to code.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2018 10:30 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 07, 2018 10:26 AM (WuRdh)
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That would make it a lot easier to determine if we were supposed to believe it was illegal or not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 10:30 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 07, 2018 10:30 AM (y9hQi)
We need more Watchmen. True Watchmen and not monetizing fear merchants.
Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 10:28 AM (g4lFK)
WTF?
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 07, 2018 10:30 AM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Carrie Underwood at February 07, 2018 10:31 AM (ATVNj)
So, Page said POTUS wanted to know everything they were up to.
No wonder Choom Boy has been so quiet. Too quiet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 10:31 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 07, 2018 10:28 AM (4CCz5)
I don't enjoy gloating over him. I love him. I'm saddened he's let Trump hatred overcome him.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 10:31 AM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 10:25 AM (fA1SL)
Didn't Jezebel scare the shit out of him threatening his life that send him running away into the woods/deserts where he slept for three days. This was just after he defeated the most badass army on earth.
Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 10:31 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2018 10:32 AM (ZRcGK)
Posted by: azaleas city at February 07, 2018 10:27 AM (WX+x0)
He should also ignore the 3rd Amendment and quarter those troops in private homes.
In Takoma Park. Because diversity.
Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2018 10:32 AM (Bdeb0)
"So, Page said POTUS wanted to know everything they were up to"
He read about it in the paper. Just like everyone else.
Posted by: B at February 07, 2018 10:32 AM (x25VP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 09:56 AM (fA1SL)
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The prophets certainly did some odd stuff in order to try to get people to take notice of their message. I've seen it described as "performance art prophecy".
Still, I doubt Zeke or Ike would have stooped to wearing a pussy hat.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 10:32 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 07, 2018 10:28 AM (4CCz5)
I don't enjoy gloating over him. I love him. I'm saddened he's let Trump hatred overcome him.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 10:31 AM (ZM2xo)
I still can't quite grasp how PDT's election has driven so many people completely batshit.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:32 AM (NWiLs)
ps I faked all the orgasmos. frak off
Posted by: azaleas city at February 07, 2018 10:32 AM (WX+x0)
So, where's the friggin' wheel?"
Jesus took it.
Posted by: Carrie Underwood at February 07, 2018 10:31 AM (ATVNj)
Right after leaving Chicago, heading for New Orleans.
Posted by: Billie G at February 07, 2018 10:33 AM (kyG8i)
We need more Watchmen. True Watchmen and not monetizing fear merchants.
Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 10:28 AM (g4lFK)
WTF?
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 07, 2018 10:30 AM (gwPgz)
End the end they were far from wrong.
Stupid auto correct. Thanks.
Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 10:33 AM (g4lFK)
I guess they didn't let her in or something.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 10:33 AM (0tfLf)
And so it begins
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:24 AM (EyPfd)
Obama or Trump?
______________________
Obama. 10 minutes after going on television and saying that he would never, ever discuss an ongoing FBI investigation and "guaranteeing" he would not be involved in the FBI's investigation of Hillary's email crimes . . . er, I mean "matter."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 07, 2018 10:33 AM (fqUgw)
Jesus took it.
Posted by: Carrie Underwood
The wheel in the sky....
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 10:33 AM (Zls+j)
Posted by: bonhomme the Grey at February 07, 2018 10:34 AM (iv0p7)
I guess they didn't let her in or something.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 10:33 AM (0tfLf)
It offended her.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:34 AM (NWiLs)
Except the left will NEVER admit they are wrong. It's hard to be in the mindset of a leftist. They truly see anyone who differs politically as evil. And I am not using hyperbole.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2018 10:34 AM (+1EJs)
Posted by: Church lady at February 07, 2018 10:34 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 10:31 AM (ZM2xo)
If you are going to tell him anything it should be just that politics should never be more important than family.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2018 10:34 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 07, 2018 10:35 AM (y9hQi)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2018 10:35 AM (/tuJf)
They always had the disease.
The election of Trump allowed the symptoms to become visible.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:35 AM (EyPfd)
saying that he would never, ever discuss an ongoing FBI investigation
and "guaranteeing" he would not be involved in the FBI's investigation
of Hillary's email crimes . . . er, I mean "matter."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 07, 2018 10:33 AM (fqUgw)
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It's your fault because you misunderstood what he meant.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 10:35 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Pat Sajak and Vanna White at February 07, 2018 10:35 AM (ATVNj)
12 y.o. has died. 15 y.o. who shot him has now been charged with murder.
This crap in the "community" has got to stop.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
I guess they didn't let her in or something.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 10:33 AM (0tfLf)
Sorry. The part for St. Lucy has already been cast.
Posted by: Kris at February 07, 2018 10:36 AM (nwqNw)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2018 10:35 AM (/tuJf)
Just because a bunch of people are working together to carry out an agreed plan with a common goal doesn't mean there's a conspiracy, you crackpot conservative crank!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:36 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Scheckie Green at February 07, 2018 10:36 AM (ATVNj)
My dad simply cannot focus on Trump's results. He looks at the tweeting and the crude remarks and the multiple positions on things and can't handle it.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 10:36 AM (iv0p7)
I guess they didn't let her in or something.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 10:33 AM (0tfLf)
It offended her.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:34 AM
An eye for an eye...damn, that tooth thing is going to hurt too.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 10:36 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Scheckie Green at February 07, 2018 10:36 AM (ATVNj)
That was Elijah. Jezebel had a big bad army - Elijah had nobody, just himself. Explains why she scared the shit out of him, and why he ran after he pissed her off by killing all of her favorite prophets.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 10:37 AM (V2Yro)
I guess they didn't let her in or something.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 10:33 AM (0tfLf)
It offended her.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 10:34 AM (NWiLs)
well played!
Posted by: moki at February 07, 2018 10:37 AM (V+V48)
Posted by: Insomniac
They always were. PDT is just the excuse.
When we have to accept and celebrate 54 different genders, men in women's restrooms, ficuses, blm, antifa, etc, they already were batshit insane.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 10:37 AM (Zls+j)
...
And the fears are rising, and their anger is rising, and they lash out as their worldview fails. "
So very very accurate and descriptive. How do these monster-babies hold down jobs?
Posted by: B at February 07, 2018 10:38 AM (x25VP)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 10:36 AM (0tfLf)
Why not just settle?
Posted by: Beit Hillel at February 07, 2018 10:38 AM (CPk08)
Pretty good Hand-eye coordination right there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:38 AM (EyPfd)
Explain to him what a Schadenboner is.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 07, 2018 10:28 AM (4CCz5)
I don't enjoy gloating over him. I love him. I'm saddened he's let Trump hatred overcome him.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 10:31 AM (ZM2xo)
I meant it as a joke but too bad he doesn't have the same respect for you. then. You can take the abuse or not. i put up with that crap for quite awhile with my in-laws cause I love my wife and my now dear departed MIL. It gets old fast and now we both have limited contact after we explained they were being offensive. They didn't seem to care enough about us to be civil even after that. You're call.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 07, 2018 10:38 AM (4CCz5)
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A lot of what one needs to know is how they project. Blacks will be shot on sight, homosexuals are constantly being beaten up, etc.
They know that's what they would do to you if they had the power, so they assume that's how flyover country must treat people. They were getting pretty close to assuming greater levels of control, too.
They're becoming more brazen and publicly unhinged now that they're watching that control slip away.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 10:38 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2018 10:39 AM (16bxt)
Posted by: Scheckie Green at February 07, 2018 10:39 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 07, 2018 10:39 AM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 10:39 AM (3rGy6)
--
So, where's the friggin' wheel?"
Jesus took it.
Posted by: Carrie Underwood
The wheel in the sky....
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 10:33 AM
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Ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel spin
Posted by: BS&T at February 07, 2018 10:39 AM (pMGkg)
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Always so negative, JackStraw. You need to look on the bright side once in a while.
Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2018 10:40 AM (V+SfQ)
duh thats about a year ago.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2018 10:40 AM (BtQd4)
But they demanded you STFU and respect that. No more. No more bullying no more fuckheadedry no more institution marching. The line is drawn here /Picard voice
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 07, 2018 10:40 AM (CxmUO)
Suggest all consider this carefully.
The most up-to-date scientific assessment on climate change, released by the Trump administration in November, found that the world's oceans have aborbed "about 93 percent of the excess heat caused by greenhouse gas warming since the mid-20th century, making them warmer and altering global and regional climate feebacks.
BE AFRAID!
The consequences could last centuries.
This is the same guy who has a copy of The Population Bomb in his library.
Posted by: no good deed at February 07, 2018 10:40 AM (eIQHF)
It's possible that pig will fly out of my ass but equally unlikely.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2018 10:40 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 07, 2018 10:40 AM (e8kgV)
So very very accurate and descriptive. How do these monster-babies hold down jobs?
Posted by: B
Their bosses are fellow travelers.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 10:40 AM (Zls+j)
And her love for Obama was so great that she Couldn't Shut Her Mouth around our mother.
I honestly don't know how she lives with herself, but she's still a proud, smug Hillary supporter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 10:40 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 10:21 AM (ZM2xo)
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It's amazing that people have such a hatred for a man who is on their side, and desperately wanted a president who wants to weaken, hurt and eventually destroy them. Do they just not see it, or do they hate themselves so much?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 10:41 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Billy P. at February 07, 2018 10:41 AM (pMGkg)
https://twitter.com/BoyerMichel/status/961251123335221248
Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2018 10:41 AM (ewxPW)
She grudging admits she likes PDT's accomplishments. She doesn't like the Tweets, and she's all hung up on this DACA deal. "You don't trade things (i.e. The Wall) for human lives."
I tried explaining the art of the deal, and that nobody's taking the "Dreamers'" lives, but to no avail.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 10:41 AM (juCZM)
1) I am off the DC tomorrow
2) We're going to blow a huge hole in the Budget by increasing both the Military ( Yeah!) and Domestic Spending ( BOOO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:41 AM (SjImc)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2018 10:35 AM (/tuJf)
So he's a Russo-Deepstatian Ewok-Bot?
[Mind: Blown]
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2018 10:41 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 10:41 AM (IqV8l)
Then in July the OIG presented those texts to Mueller. Within a couple days Mueller got rid of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2018 10:27 AM (/tuJf)
So you think that they knew (how?) their texts were being collected in June. But the OIG didn't present them to Mueller until July?
I dunno...the text just strikes me as bizzare. Even more than their other texts.
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2018 10:42 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Billy P. at February 07, 2018 10:42 AM (pMGkg)
Oh come on. Do you really think ace just sleeps late everyday? How convenient.
He is in on it.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2018 10:42 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:42 AM (SjImc)
It's possible that someone from the White House wanted to know, and told
Strzok, "The White House wants an update" and he interpreted that as
"POTUS wants an update".
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 07, 2018 10:39 AM (Tnhbr)
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Yes, that's exactly how it works. If Obama's staff wanted to know, that means Obama wanted to know.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 10:42 AM (ks6bw)
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
Posted by: odd-bonhomme at February 07, 2018 10:42 AM (iv0p7)
"Fox banner : FBI text message says "POTUS wants to be told about everything we are doing"
And so it begins
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:24 AM (EyPfd)
No. It's all over, man! Game over. Lights out! The fat lady is back in the dressing room put he civies back on. Game over!
Posted by: The guy who says its all over at February 07, 2018 10:42 AM (ymnmz)
Ah...and now the conservatives want to spin that to sound like Obama wanted to know everything that those two were doing.
Oh...wait.
That's exactly what it means.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:43 AM (EyPfd)
And her love for Obama was so great that she Couldn't Shut Her Mouth around our mother.
I honestly don't know how she lives with herself, but she's still a proud, smug Hillary supporter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 10:40 AM (ptqGC)
Not a lot you can do about that. It does remove your obligation to watch your mouth, though, which in some ways is handy.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2018 10:43 AM (CPk08)
She's probably playing the long game. It's an article of faith that The Restoration will come in three years, and then all that is right will be made left again.
Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2018 10:43 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2018 10:39 AM
Heh. Did the same with my daughters.
One day while in Seattle, I was driving my grandson up to get an ice cream and we saw a panhandler. He said "Look grandpa. The mayor."
He got two scoops.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 10:43 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 10:43 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 10:44 AM (3rGy6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 10:44 AM (ks6bw)
September 2, 2016: FBI scrunt/investigator Page writes to her DOJ lover/Hillary e-mail investigator that she is prepping FBI director Jim Comey about what is happening in the Hillary e-mail investigation "because POTUS [Obama] wants to know everything we're doing."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 07, 2018 10:44 AM (fqUgw)
________________________________________
1. Kissing.
2. 69.
3. Doggy style.
4. Felching.
5. Spooning.
6. Mish.
7. Anal.
Well, he said everything.
Posted by: The Strzok Man at February 07, 2018 10:44 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:42 AM (SjImc)
The opposition is energized.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2018 10:44 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2018 10:44 AM (ewxPW)
368
It's possible that someone from the White House wanted to know, and told
Strzok, "The White House wants an update" and he interpreted that as
"POTUS wants an update".
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 07, 2018 10:39 AM (Tnhbr)
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Yes, that's exactly how it works. If Obama's staff wanted to know, that means Obama wanted to know.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 10:42 AM (ks6bw)
Is it possible that someone in the WH was impersonating Barky by using the secret unsecure server and his off the record email handle? You know like an actual foreign agent from some shithole country that everyone is all amped up about?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2018 10:45 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 10:45 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: B
Their bosses are fellow travelers."
Shit...they all carpool to the protests together.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:45 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:42 AM (SjImc)
The opposition is energized.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2018 10:44 AM (CPk0
Well this is no fuckin game, wew better get our asses in gear
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:45 AM (SjImc)
I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you; I will remove from you your heart of stone and give you a heart of flesh. NIV
Ezekiel 36:26
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 10:45 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: odd-bonhomme at February 07, 2018 10:42 AM (iv0p7)
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You're right! I'll give it a try. Let's see . . .
I think it's so groovy now, that people are finally getting together.
Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2018 10:46 AM (V+SfQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:45 AM (SjImc)
Indeed. The ground game will be where it counts.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2018 10:46 AM (CPk08)
"Next evening hijab!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (3rGy6)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (iv0p7)
impersonating Barky by using the secret unsecure server and his off the
record email handle? You know like an actual foreign agent from some
shithole country that everyone is all amped up about?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2018 10:45 AM (ymnmz)
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I won't be the least bit surprised when we learn that Obama had given his personal security info to three or four people to use as they desired. Didn't the unmasking lady admit that she had someone else using her credentials for convenience?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2018 10:46 AM (V+SfQ)
Must...fight...earworm...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (juCZM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:42 AM (SjImc)
The opposition is energized.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2018 10:44 AM (CPk0
Well this is no fuckin game, wew better get our asses in gear
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:45 AM (SjImc)
Yes, we're getting nickled-and-dimed. Plus the process of lining up candidates should be ongoing and I'm hearing nada about this. How is the GOP lineup this year? How is the funding going?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (RD7QR)
Herbertherbertherbertherbert
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (vVrv7)
"So very very accurate and descriptive. How do these monster-babies hold down jobs?
Posted by: B
Speaking of "monster babies," I read the other day that Clint Eastwood weighed 11 lbs. 6 oz. at birth. The doctor and nurses in attendance named him "Samson."
Yikes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (ptqGC)
"Next evening hijab!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (3rGy6)
Great business move? Sell Federated stock short
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (SjImc)
Because they work for the FBI and they would have heard that information on them was being requested by the OIG.
These were careless people obviously. They spent years texting each other about their conspiracy on government phones knowing they were subject to government oversight. So why did they do it? Because the culture inside the FBI had become so corrupt that they knew they could get away with it, particularly if Hillary was elected.
Trump was a wildcard. He was an outsider who didn't care about tearing down holy institutions. In fact, he pledged during entire campaign to do it.
Yea, I think it finally dawned on them during the summer of 2017 that things had changed and this was a real investigation with real consequences unlike the ones they were used to running like the Hillary email whitewash.
This was being done by an outside body who had had his powers restored late in 2016 by Chuck Grassley and he was going to get the information.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (/tuJf)
Ezekiel is taken (in the spirit) to where he stands overlooking a field full of bones, stretching as far as he can see. Everything he sees is died, and they are dry, meaning they have been dead a long time, and they are in the grave.
37:11 "Then he said to me, "Son of man, these bones are the people of Israel. They say "Our bones are dried up and our hope is gone, we are cut off." Therefore prophesy and say to them, This is what the Sovereign Lord says: My people, I am going to open your graves and bring you up from them; I will bring you back to the land of Israel. Then you, my people, will know that I am the Lord, when I open your graves and bring you up from them. I will put my Spirit in you and you will live, and I will settle you in your own land. Then you will know that I, the Lord, have spoken, and I have done it" declares the Lord.
That whole thing was clearly just nuts. How could that ever happen?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (V2Yro)
I think it's so groovy now, that people are finally getting together.
Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2018 10:46 AM (V+SfQ)
https://youtu.be/QrJlyapt6OY
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2018 10:48 AM (CPk08)
Everybody get together, and love one another right now
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 10:48 AM (juCZM)
That was Elijah. Jezebel had a big bad army - Elijah had nobody, just himself. Explains why she scared the shit out of him, and why he ran after he pissed her off by killing all of her favorite prophets.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 10:37 AM (V2Yro)
Thanks for the correction,
Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 10:48 AM (g4lFK)
The blog's cycles gave me the blues
With the craziness seen in the news
But I'm OK in main
'Cause you shouldn't complain
Until Ewok a mile in his shoes!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 10:48 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2018 10:48 AM (V+SfQ)
Revis defeated GOP candidate David C. Linton in the special election to replace Rep. John McCaherty, who left the office to focus on his run for Jefferson County executive.
President Trump won the heavily Republican district by a 61-33 margin in the 2016 election. There were three other special elections in the state on Tuesday night, all of which the Republican party defended. However, there were major net swings towards Democrats.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:48 AM (SjImc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:42 AM (SjImc)
"We?" I don't live in Missouri, what's with the "we?"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 07, 2018 10:49 AM (hLRSq)
I tried explaining the art of the deal, and that nobody's taking the "Dreamers'" lives, but to no avail.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
Have Kate Stienle explain to her that illegals are taking American lives.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 10:49 AM (Zls+j)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2018 10:49 AM (9SkN+)
Didn't someone have a screenshot of an interview in that Hawaiian bunker, where there was a sticky-note with the computer password visible, and readable on national television.
These folk take national security about as serious as they do their wedding vows.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:49 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2018 10:49 AM (+1EJs)
378 My sister argued her leftist politics with my dad until the day
he died. She proclaimed herself a "proud Socialist" (to the dad that
served his country for 22 years). Broke his heart.
And her love for Obama was so great that she Couldn't Shut Her Mouth around our mother.
I honestly don't know how she lives with herself, but she's still a proud, smug Hillary supporter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 10:40 AM (ptqGC)
My mother in law was a conservative beacon of light in N. MN. surrounded by mean spirited lefties including most of her family and her husband. They ganged up and mocked if you tried to have a discussion. one son called her a racist because 'immigration'. She was a devout Catholic and was always involved in the church with fund raising, catechism etc. etc. She funded so many missionaries that several came to her funeral. and many others sent flowers. I looked at all the 'people of color' at her funeral and hoped her asshole son was suffering long and hard. Leftism is their family and religion.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 07, 2018 10:50 AM (4CCz5)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (V2Yro)
Did not know that prophesy . I should read the good book more.
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 07, 2018 10:50 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 10:50 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 10:50 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 07, 2018 10:50 AM (sjdRT)
Everybody get together, and love one another right now
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?
Orgy!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 10:50 AM (Zls+j)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 10:49 AM (Zls+j)
She teared up over the parents of the M-13 victims at the SotU. (I was staying with my Mom last week while I was in the process of moving, so we watched it together.)
So, maybe she'll get it eventually.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 10:51 AM (juCZM)
Obama has been very quiet lately.
Too quiet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 10:45 AM (ptqGC)
He's practicing his hula.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 07, 2018 10:51 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: the hole in the ground formerly called Ferguson at February 07, 2018 10:51 AM (x25VP)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 07, 2018 10:51 AM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 10:51 AM (fA1SL)
And when we meet-it's such a good sensation!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 10:51 AM (juCZM)
I positively expected Genghis Don to trade 'lives for things.' In fact, I'm unlikely to vote for him again because he hasn't traded *enough* lives.
Your mileage may, of course, vary.
Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2018 10:52 AM (Bdeb0)
...
And the fears are rising, and their anger is rising, and they lash out as their worldview fails. "
I think that's it. In my nephew's case, "Trump is a monster" must be warring in his head with "I got a nice bonus because of Trump."
I simply don't want to discuss it with him anymore and I'll tell him that.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 10:52 AM (ZM2xo)
And I see in the news that Macy is going to peddle a line of clothes for Muslim women.
"Next evening hijab!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (3rGy6)
Great business move? Sell Federated stock short
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (SjImc)
Pajamas with piggies on them for the modern Muslim woman. Who wants in?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 07, 2018 10:52 AM (4CCz5)
Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2018 10:46 AM (V+SfQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsxVGb2d9dw
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2018 10:52 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2018 10:52 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
I'm guessing nobody paid attention to what happened with our Senate race in AL.
Don't. Get. Cocky.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 10:52 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 10:52 AM (EyPfd)
I always ask the illegal alien supporters what would they do if someone decided to squat in their house and refused to leave while at the same time eating their food?
Same answer every time. Its not the same thing!
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 07, 2018 10:52 AM (fcqmr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 10:53 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 10:52 AM (ZM2xo)
Tell him that you agree that Trump is a monster, and that the only appropriate thing to do with his bonus is to donate it to a charity.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2018 10:53 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, FBI STD Clinic Janitor at February 07, 2018 10:53 AM (T/KY7)
:::sips covfefe, ponders the irony of a Joisey resident telling conservatives in states like Misery to get their asses into a gear:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 07, 2018 10:54 AM (aRDor)
Not only an earworm, but one of the most deliriously whacked-out videos ever:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ntdfb4j
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 10:54 AM (juCZM)
Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2018 10:54 AM (V+SfQ)
Instead, I just get the cat yammering to be let out.
Posted by: mindful webworker - risen & shining at February 07, 2018 10:54 AM (3/f2v)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 07, 2018 10:54 AM (aRDor)
PDT did win my State by 28 points. Wanna reconsider that outlandish statement?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:55 AM (SjImc)
Posted by: Malone at February 07, 2018 10:55 AM (+lOpA)
Not only an earworm, but one of the most deliriously whacked-out videos ever:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ntdfb4j
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 10:54 AM (juCZM)
Is that the one where everybody looks wasted?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 10:55 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 10:55 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2018 10:56 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 07, 2018 10:56 AM (aRDor)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
I'm guessing nobody paid attention to what happened with our Senate race in AL.
Don't. Get. Cocky.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 10:52 AM (AM1GF)
Massive voter fraud dialed up to 11. Never should have conceded Bama and forced the investigation.
Posted by: Monk at February 07, 2018 10:56 AM (g4lFK)
unpossible. even today, my facebook friends assure me that ear leader presided over eight years of totally scandal-free awesomeness.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 07, 2018 10:56 AM (sGtp+)
This was being done by an outside body who had had his powers restored late in 2016 by Chuck Grassley and he was going to get the information.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2018 10:47 AM (/tuJf)
"Please don't ever text me again."
Page thought bubble: There...that outta throw them off the sent....
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2018 10:57 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Malone at February 07, 2018 10:55 AM (+lOpA)
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CBD has always struck me as a cherub and Cupid kind of guy.
Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2018 10:57 AM (V+SfQ)
New Jersey? Clinton won with about 56%
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 07, 2018 10:57 AM (fcqmr)
Not only an earworm, but one of the most deliriously whacked-out videos ever:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ntdfb4j
.
.
.He was one big dude.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 07, 2018 10:57 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 07, 2018 10:57 AM (v3pYe)
Yep. And there be a ventriloquist dummy. And pretzel sticks.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 10:58 AM (juCZM)
Did you move?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 07, 2018 10:56 AM (aRDor)
Didn't win my State by 28 points. My point still stand
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:58 AM (SjImc)
unpossible. even today, my facebook friends assure me that ear leader presided over eight years of totally scandal-free awesomeness.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 07, 2018 10:56 AM (sGtp+)
It's not a scandal until the media says it is.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 10:58 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 10:58 AM (0tfLf)
I assuming you mean your county because HRC won NJ.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 10:58 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 10:58 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 10:59 AM (ptqGC)
all get drunk and go naked,
all get drunk and go naaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyked,
and lie in a Great Big Pile
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2018 10:59 AM (CPk08)
I assuming you mean your county because HRC won NJ.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 10:58 AM (8+Ozj)
it was a mistype people....PDT won that congressional district in Missouri by 28 points and we lost this special election.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:59 AM (SjImc)
his personal security info to three or four people to use as they
desired. Didn't the unmasking lady admit that she had someone else using
her credentials for convenience?"
Obama gave his passwords to people to do his job for him while he watched TV.
Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2018 11:00 AM (kyG8i)
I tell him I respect everyone's choice in the election, and he needs to respect mine.
Posted by: stace at February 07, 2018 11:00 AM (6HFDU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 11:00 AM (ks6bw)
candidates should be ongoing and I'm hearing nada about this. How is the
GOP lineup this year? How is the funding going?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
I'm guessing nobody paid attention to what happened with our Senate race in AL.
Don't. Get. Cocky.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 10:52 AM (AM1GF)
Massive voter fraud dialed up to 11. Never should have conceded Bama and forced the investigation.
.
.
.Here is the thing on these special elections, the dems can concentrate their resources on one single election and flood the airwaves with tons of negative advertising while simultaneously pouring big buckets of $$$ into their GOTV project.
They will not be able to do that in November.
Republicans aren't doing that and that is why we are getting these skewed results.
That plus there have been no *good* republican candidates put forth yet so that further depresses voter turnout for Republicans.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 07, 2018 11:00 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 07, 2018 10:54 AM (aRDor)
PDT did win my State by 28 points. Wanna reconsider that outlandish statement?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:55 AM (SjImc)
Trump won jersey? I didn't know that. I'm actually shocked.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 07, 2018 11:00 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: MISHBOT at February 07, 2018 11:01 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 07, 2018 10:51 AM (wGbBR)
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You have no idea. I've been getting into Raz0rfist's videos lately. In his rant on how Trump beat Hillary he points out that Trump was suggested as one of 3 "Pied Piper" candidates that they wanted to face and were trying to push over the line (Cruz was another one, I didn't catch the third because the relevant doc was onscreen for only a few seconds).
So, yeah, getting soundly beaten in the EC by someone you though would be a pushover (and don't think the activist left didn't have the same opinion) is enough to drive even the most level headed of activists insane. It's the equivalent of Clinton losing the '96 election to, say, Buchanan!
Posted by: Jackal at February 07, 2018 11:01 AM (woaqM)
That you live in a blue state with a Donk governor, 2 Donk Senators, and 7 of 12 Donk Reps, but it is the fault of conservatives in other states if they lose a seat?
Might want to rethink that point or stock up on Windex.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 07, 2018 11:02 AM (aRDor)
Teenage Rampage still kicks ass:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8p3kkdu
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 11:02 AM (juCZM)
Posted by: B at February 07, 2018 11:03 AM (x25VP)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 11:03 AM (juCZM)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 11:03 AM (ZM2xo)
Might want to rethink that point or stock up on Windex.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 07, 2018 11:02 AM (aRDor)
No you better take a remedial math course. when we lose a safe district we previously won by 28 points it is something to take notice of.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 11:04 AM (SjImc)
all get drunk and go naked,
all get drunk and go naaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyked,
and lie in a Great Big Pile
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2018 10:59 AM (CPk0
Joan Osborne has a song called Lets Get Naked. Cheers me up to hear it.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 11:04 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2018 11:04 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 11:05 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2018 11:05 AM (16bxt)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2018 11:05 AM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 11:03 AM (ZM2xo)
Well it didn't help that the GOPe fags actively went against moore.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 07, 2018 11:06 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2018 11:00 AM (kyG8i)
Filling out your NCAA brackets is Job One in the Presidency.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2018 11:06 AM (9SkN+)
Voters hoping for free beer....
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2018 11:07 AM (Enq6K)
Not only an earworm, but one of the most deliriously whacked-out videos ever:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ntdfb4j
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 10:54 AM (juCZM)
There's a guy named Mouth? Or is that the chick?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:07 AM (zZGaw)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 07, 2018 11:06 AM (aMlLZ)
That was Alabama. This was in a Missouri Congressional District
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 11:07 AM (SjImc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 11:04 AM (SjImc)
Trump's win was a narrow thing, and I do not think he would have won against a more competent, charismatic opponent. Keeping his victory will be a lot of work.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2018 11:07 AM (CPk08)
If angels are not born and do not reproduce, why do they have a belly button and nipples?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2018 11:07 AM (ATVNj)
When people ask me how I'm doing I've taken to telling them I'm ish. (As in okay-ish).
People seem to know what I mean.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 11:07 AM (nBr1j)
Hey how come we lost that special election in Missouri?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:42 AM (SjImc)
"We?" I don't live in Missouri, what's with the "we?"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 07, 2018 10:49 AM (hLRSq)\
from EMT
Quick it's panic time! Run for the hills. A Democrack won a traditional Republican seat in a local election in MO. The MFM is always interested in creating controversy and especially when they can shit on Republicans. Local elections like this are not indicative of anything national. But of course they had to reference the AL special election which was lost by Moore because the RNCe led by McKonehead wanted him to lose.
http://tinyurl.com/y9zk8fkt
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 11:08 AM (mpXpK)
...
The GOPe is too busy opposing Trump to be bothered with identifying and supporting candidates
Posted by: B at February 07, 2018 11:08 AM (x25VP)
Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2018 11:08 AM (kNasr)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:09 AM (zZGaw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 11:07 AM (SjImc)
We lost another one? When did this happen? I really should pay attention more.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 07, 2018 11:09 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 07, 2018 10:48 AM (SjImc)
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One out of four. STATE seats.
And Trump wasnt on the ticket.
Relax people. State house is 119 R's to 44 D's.
The GOP is NOT in trouble in Missouri.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 11:09 AM (vIjh1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 07, 2018 11:09 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
This almost gets there.
Trump, folks may be OK with, but the GOP in Congress? Last I checked, still worse approval levels than the Plague, though they may be edging out ebola now.
Trump wins on his own brand. The GOP's brand in general remains garbage, and everybody here should know that.
I've pounded on the solution for years, and you're going to hear it still: Except in unusual circumstances (looking at you, Moore), candidates will run better without the GOPe taint. We should take actions appropriate to that fact, and should have started that...what, is it eight years ago now?
The GOP is not a home for folks like us. It's an anchor weighing us down.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 07, 2018 11:09 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:07 AM (zZGaw)
The guy's nickname was "Mouth." Real name Willem Duyn. I guess he was a popular comedian.
"Maggie"'s real name was Sjoukje van't Spijker. And that's a hella cool name. I woulda kept it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 11:09 AM (juCZM)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at February 07, 2018 11:09 AM (zZGaw)
Let him out!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 11:09 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2018 11:10 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 07, 2018 11:10 AM (oUK18)
Discuss amongst yourselves.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2018 11:07 AM (ATVNj)
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My uneducated guess is because that's the way the artist painted them. I could be wrong, though.
Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2018 11:10 AM (kNasr)
However, they don't remember telling me that I had to like Hillary (as a senator) because "women." I remember it, since I brayed.
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2018 11:11 AM (16bxt)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 11:11 AM (juCZM)
OMG! Trump wants the military to march through the streets of DC!
(You know who else put his military on display?)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 11:11 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2018 11:10 AM (88xKn)
My hangover still hasn't gone away. Ouch.
Posted by: Paul Krugman, Enron Economics Adviser Emeritus at February 07, 2018 11:11 AM (9SkN+)
And where is the FISA judge? Why isn't he leveling sanctions? Or was he/she a libtard who was in on the con?
Posted by: Iblis at February 07, 2018 11:11 AM (9221z)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 11:11 AM (nBr1j)
I thought they were photoshopped in.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 11:12 AM (EyPfd)
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Adam Schiff looks like Mr. Mackey from South Park....... mmmmkay??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2018 11:12 AM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 11:11 AM (nBr1j)
It's not well known, but he has a tire iron up his ass.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2018 11:12 AM (CPk08)
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NEW TEXT from Deep State Lovers Strzok and Page: "I Bought All the President's Men Figure I Need to Brush Up on Watergate"
Posted by: MISHBOT at February 07, 2018 11:13 AM (y3aQB)
Actually what I do with millenials especially, but it works with just about any dem supporters with a populist streak, is that I NEVER express any support for Trump. But instead I shift and say "yeah he's bad, and look how for years the government has been screwing you! " and if they're young, you can always win by telling them how social security is a scam to take all their money away and give it to old people, and how disability benefits are all for the ghetto rats who never have to work like they do, and then go into all the ways that the gov over the last few years have been screwing them and guaranteeing that they will have nothing. Just aim at making them hate the government completely, and then start in on no matter how they vote, the whole thing is pointless and they can never win and their voting will never make a difference to anything at all.
Pissed off angry people just eat that shit up, it's amazing how far you can go feeding it to them. Things like how the Clive Bundy prosecutors were caught faking evidence it always a good one to throw in "they could do this to you too!!!"
And I figure that even though I know I can never change their minds about Trump, if I can just get them to take themselves out of the game completely that's as good as a win. They're already haters, so it's easy to redirect the hate a little bit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2018 11:13 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 11:11 AM (nBr1j)
It's either:
a.) He actually has a tire iron up his ass
or
b.) He does not have a tire iron up his ass but really really wants one.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 07, 2018 11:13 AM (tKW45)
Maybe if we all chant "Nood"?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 11:13 AM (juCZM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 07, 2018 11:13 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2018 11:13 AM (9SkN+)
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When dealing with younger people, I prod them to recognize that the getting of wisdom and judgement is a process of age and experience. There are no shortcuts.
I generally start by asking them if they believe that they, by virtue of age and experience, have more understanding and knowledge than some specific person, a younger sibling, relative, etc.
They will *have* to acknowledge this, or the discussion is pointless. Once they have, then ask them why that is. Again, they must surely acknowledge that it is a consequence of their own age and experience.
At this point they will become wary, as they sense that they are being painted into a logical corner, with no rational avenue of escape.
About now, I ask if they would, on the basis of the discussion so far, agree that ignorance is necessarily organic to youth. They won't like that, but you can ask if that *fact* hasn't already been established.
I also point out that it isn't a failing, it's just normal, but having the knowledge that it is simply true, they ought to be very circumspect regarding their own 'wisdom' and their self-assurance of it, because, after all, they are lacking both age and experience.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 11:13 AM (9tO1t)
OMG! Trump wants the military to march through the streets of DC!
(You know who else put his military on display?)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2018 11:11 AM
March...Deploy...whatever.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2018 11:13 AM (0tfLf)
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Don't judge.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at February 07, 2018 11:14 AM (x25VP)
Gnap! Gnap!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 07, 2018 11:14 AM (/qEW2)
So, back to the painting.
If angels are not born and do not reproduce, why do they have a belly button and nipples?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
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.Because God created man in his image? Pretty sure Angels look like ordinary people down to the small details.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 07, 2018 11:14 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 07, 2018 11:14 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 11:15 AM (mpXpK)
(You know who else put his military on display?)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I can only hope that when they do, their weapons are loaded
Jane - waiting to hear on an interview that would move me to Charleston. If good news, I'll be hitting you up to tell me about the low-down of what I'll need to know about the area.
Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2018 11:15 AM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 11:11 AM (nBr1j)
Its rebar. Its part of the mounting system needed to hold him to Lord Humungus's hood.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 07, 2018 11:15 AM (aMlLZ)
The Congressional Districts this State District feeds both have GOP Reps winning at 58% and 68% respectively. (Not remedial math either, just common sense.)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 07, 2018 11:16 AM (aRDor)
Free the big monkey!
TR - Everybody's Going to Heaven/King Kong Reggae
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 07, 2018 11:16 AM (tRaq7)
OMG! Trump wants the military to march through the streets of DC!
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If only we had a national Gestapo security force with the same power as the military.
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 07, 2018 11:17 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 07, 2018 11:17 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 07, 2018 11:18 AM (wGbBR)
If angels are not born and do not reproduce, why do they have a belly button and nipples?
Angels are non-corporeal, pure spirit. How do you represent pure spirit in art? I assume that you depict your idea of pure innocense. I have no idea how that got started. Worth some research. Maybe has something to do with the heirarchy of angels? angels, archangels, principalities, powers, virtues dominions, thrones, cherubim, and seraphim.
Cherubim, traditionally protected the garden of eden and so would be associated with innocense, hence the "child" symbolism.
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2018 11:18 AM (16bxt)
Posted by: Cheri
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Charleston Savannah
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 11:18 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
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Hmm. That was supposed to be Charleston .ne. Savannah. Not the same.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 07, 2018 11:19 AM (9tO1t)
The cardinal sin of conservatives tends to be complacency. In the '80's and '90s, a lot of conservatives (like PJ O'Rourke) told us that those silly PC people on campus would be forgotten as soon as grads got out into the real world and made money. Instead the problem got worse.
We tend to think rational people will see Trump's good results and that will be enough. Well, you'd think people would have looked at the results of socialism and realized it doesn't work, but that doesn't seem to be the case now, does it? The Dems understand and harass the power of emotion. Conservatives think people will use common sense and rationality. I remind you: Obama got elected twice.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 07, 2018 11:21 AM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: MW at February 07, 2018 11:24 AM (wNx6K)
He weaponized the IRS and thus, rigged the second election.
His name *spit* finally came up in the FBI/FISA memo thingy. Finally. The Rooskies have a saying, "A fish rots from the head down."
How prescient.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 07, 2018 11:24 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 07, 2018 11:26 AM (+y/Ru)
Comedy Not Pretty, and Nowadays Isn't Even Funny...
Sanctimony replaces humor...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 07, 2018 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)
http://tinyurl.com/y8lspke3
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 11:31 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at February 07, 2018 11:33 AM (mpXpK)
Agreed. Great flick. Gary Oldman plays a great bad guy in it, too, as usual.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 07, 2018 11:34 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: vivi at February 07, 2018 12:05 PM (11H2y)
Tell him the truth: that his teachers lied to him all through school, and that he has a warped and unrealistic view of the world because of those lies. Offer to assist him in finding someone to help him with his resultant emotional problems.
Posted by: An Observation at February 07, 2018 12:08 PM (+WKux)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2018 12:18 PM (ewxPW)
He ran as a Repuke for tactical reasons, but there's no reason for the highly intelligent, charismatic and totes woke folk here to pretend not to know it.
The Repukes certainly understand. That's why they hate him. It's a dinosaur / mammal thing.
Posted by: Sock off at February 07, 2018 06:52 PM (lnK2O)
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