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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (2/6/18 )

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(America The Beautiful)


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Quotes of The Day


Quote I

That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects. John Fowles


Quote II

Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not: nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not: the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. Calvin Coolidge


Quote III

"With respect to the rest of the world, I would say that particularly for women … they will bear the brunt of looking for the food, looking for the firewood, looking for the place to migrate to when all of the grass is finally gone as the desertification moves south and you have to keep moving your livestock or your crops are no longer growing," Failed POTUS candidate Hillary R. Clinton.


As long as they have rocks to do the laundry all is good?


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Wouldn't it be nice if we could have an open and honest conversation about immigration. "The cost of illegal immigration."

"At the federal, state, and local levels, taxpayers shell out approximately $134.9 billion to cover the costs incurred by the presence of more than 12.5 million illegal aliens, and about 4.2 million citizen children of illegal aliens." — Matt O'Brien and Spencer Raley.

It is also rather more than the single payment of $25 billion that it will cost to build a wall -- five and a half times more, and every year.

"Undocumented immigrants are at least 142% more likely to be convicted of a crime than other Arizonans. They also tend to commit more serious crimes..." — John R. Lott.


Doing jobs that Americans won't do.

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Social media. If you are going to use it to make dumb ass statements, be prepared to back them up, don't run away like a coward.

Anti-vaxxer shot down by someone who knows what they are talking about.


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Kute, korner krack dealers are baaaaack.
Who let them out? Why are they everywhere? On the corners, by the entrances to supermarkets, at the crossings, and all over the place. They swoop into the neighborhood in massive SUVs driven by classic MILFs. They pull in, tumble out giggling, and yank their card tables and their boxes of contraband from the back. Then they set up their offerings in stacks, and slap crude handmade signs with a heavy helping of glitter on the tables. Then they don their gang colors and get to work on you.


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Iconic NHL GM and announcer calls out global warming folks.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



February 6, 1981, Composer Hugo Montenegro died in California. Had the 1968 UK No.1 & US No.2 single 'The Good The Bad And The Ugly' from the soundtrack to the Clint Eastwood spaghetti western film. Worked for RCA records, producing a series of albums and soundtracks and television themes, including two volumes of Music From The Man From U.N.C.L.E. via thisdayinmusic.com

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February 6, 1945, Born on this day, Bob Marley singer / songwriter and guitarist who had the 1981 UK No.8 single with ‘No Woman No Cry’, plus over ten other UK Top 40 singles. In July 1977, Marley was found to have a type of malignant melanoma under the nail of a toe, Marley's health deteriorated as the cancer had spread throughout his body. He died on May 11th 1981. The 1984 ‘Best Of’ album spent 330 weeks on the UK chart. In 1990, February 6th was proclaimed a national holiday in Jamaica to commemorate his birth. Inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1994. via thisdayinmusic.com

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South Australia wants to build a new virtual power plant. South Australia and Tesla teaming up to produce it.

Just a few months after Tesla completed the world's biggest lithium-ion battery installation outside of the Hornsdale wind farm in South Australia, the Australian state and the electric vehicle-slash-energy company look like they're ready to partner again.

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If all goes well after the second phase of the rollout, another 25,000 private South Australian households will have the option to buy into the system. Installations at public housing will be provided at no cost to the resident, but pricing for private residents hasn't been disclosed yet.

Give Tesla credit, they are profitable sucking off the government teat.


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It it weren't so sad, it would be funny. Pro-Choice, never heard of it.

State lawmakers in New Mexico recently proposed a bill that would force high school students to apply for college unless they provide the government with alternative post-graduation plan.

House Bill 23, sponsored by Republican state representative Nate Gentry and Democratic state senator Daniel Ivey-Soto, would require high school juniors to “file an application with a college or show that the student has committed to an internship or apprenticeship or military service.”

Additionally, the bill mandates that local school boards must ensure that all students are “reasonably informed” about “the financial benefits of graduating a college and the availability of financial aid.”


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Years ago I had an employer who regularly stated, "Respect is earned not given." The FBI should pay heed to this. And maybe remember Ronald Reagan's statement of, "Trust but verify."
Campbell claimed that the FBI is being “tarnished” by “politicians seeking partisan gain.”

“FBI agents are dogged people who do not care about the direction of political winds,” he wrote. “But to succeed in their work, they need public backing. Scorched-earth attacks from politicians with partisan goals now threaten that support, raising corrosive doubts about the integrity of the FBI that could last for generations.”

The agent’s remarks alluded to the House Intelligence Committee’s probe into the FBI’s investigation of the Trump campaign.

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As Ace would say, "Social Justice Warriors are lethal parasites that always kill their host."

A New York elementary school was forced to cancel its father daughter dance to adhere to new policies calling for “gender neutral” events.

The parent teacher associations for Staten Island’s Public School 65 put the father daughter dance on pause to double check whether it adheres to Department of Education new guidelines on gender practices, reports The New York Post.

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National & Wisconsin news all here at the Manitowoc Minute.


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Not content to foul up Father/Daughter dances, let's foul up the Olympics. Diversity scorecard anyone?

The Ted Stevens Act requires each sport’s governing body and the USOC to send a report to both Congress and the president every four years that, among other things, details participation of minorities, women and people with disabilities. In a step toward even more transparency, the USOC now requires each sport’s governing body to submit a diversity scorecard each year.


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The failure to plan on his part shouldn't constitute an emergency on our part. Tonight's Genius Award Winner.

A father of three who nearly died after drinking 25 energy drinks in six hours has called on them to be banned.

Nick Mitchell suffered a brain haemorrhage and three mini-strokes after downing Monster and Red Bull cans whilst running a karaoke evening in a sweltering club. A third of pugs 'suffer from potentially deadly problem with legs' The 56-year-old from West Yorkshire said: ‘These drinks nearly killed me. I was so close to death and thought I might not make it through surgery. ‘They should not be sold. They are as bad as drugs and should be banned.’

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Helping a police officer in need is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Cpl. Cory Waters said that Meyer saved the officer's life, adding that if he had “not been in the right place at the right time, who knows what would have happened.”

The attacker was arrested and is now facing several charges.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:04 PM




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1 Last!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 06, 2018 09:59 PM (kufk0)

2 th

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:00 PM (gwPgz)

3 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 06, 2018 10:00 PM (e9G8E)

4 th
So I stutter!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:00 PM (gwPgz)

5 Yaaaaaaasss...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 06, 2018 10:00 PM (e9G8E)

6 We have content.

I repeat, we have content. Copy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:00 PM (9SkN+)

7 top 55th!

and lots of contents to boot

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at February 06, 2018 10:01 PM (ILitO)

8 Thin mints, baby. Just one hit.


Posted by: irright at February 06, 2018 10:01 PM (RVcmP)

9 Yay - got in at the beginning! Now, off to read the content.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 06, 2018 10:02 PM (uDcBt)

10 A father of three who nearly died after drinking 25 energy drinks in six hours has called on them to be banned.
...........

Sorry.. you can't outlaw stupid... stupid WILL find a way!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 06, 2018 10:02 PM (5tSKk)

11 Thanks for the ONT.

I did not realize until earlier that we had come upon the anniversary of the Wall. Thanks RR, you were aces.

Also, I am trying to decide how best to say the first quote is full of crap, but having trouble picking a path. Must have something to do with being unable to see the relationship between words instead of the words themselves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:03 PM (2iZKp)

12 I was at a battle of the bands and the The Ukulele Orchestra of Britain got its ass kicked by the Peruvian National Vuvuzela and Slide Whistle Philharmonic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:03 PM (9SkN+)

13 Roomy

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2018 10:03 PM (Zls+j)

14 8 Thin mints, baby. Just one hit.


Posted by: irright at February 06, 2018 10:01 PM (RVcmP)

You can't just have one.....

Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:03 PM (3/sUh)

15 Evening 'rons.

Had to unfriend someone on Facebook today because he didn't believe me when I said the 80s was only 10 years ago.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 06, 2018 10:04 PM (+dsLj)

16 Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent

If that is the case, the progressives are going to with the war of ideology.

Posted by: Lance Silverstone at February 06, 2018 10:05 PM (ECDXs)

17 Love me some Ukulele Orchestra

Posted by: Bill R. at February 06, 2018 10:05 PM (IuYIh)

18 Jim Carrey's brave stabd against RusskiBots:

Jim Carrey
@JimCarrey
I'm dumping my @facebook stock and deleting my page because @facebook profited from Russian interference in our elections and they're still not doing enough to stop it. I encourage all other investors who care about our future to do the same.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 06, 2018 10:05 PM (+y/Ru)

19 I keep wondering why one would move south to escape from desertification, I would think one would move north towards cooler climates, but then I'm not in the same intellectual league as HRC WWNBPOTUS.

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:05 PM (gwPgz)

20 I've lost count of how many boxes of cookies we've bought. My kids are eating them for breakfast....I'm a very bad mom!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 06, 2018 10:05 PM (kufk0)

21 15 Evening 'rons.

Had to unfriend someone on Facebook today because he didn't believe me when I said the 80s was only 10 years ago.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 06, 2018 10:04 PM (+dsLj)

Ok, that actually made me think of something. I pointed out to my best friend from college (per Back to the Future) that we are now as removed from the 80's as we were when the movie came out to the 50s. Sad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:06 PM (2iZKp)

22
Sorry.. you can't outlaw stupid... stupid WILL find a way!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

Posted by: irony at February 06, 2018 10:06 PM (x25VP)

23 House Bill 23, sponsored by Republican state representative Nate Gentry and Democratic state senator Daniel Ivey-Soto, would require high school juniors to "file an application with a college or show that the student has committed to an internship or apprenticeship or military service."

I give up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:06 PM (9SkN+)

24 About the Trump parade...I am not a fan of the idea, but it does put the Democrats in a terrible bind. PDT can say you hate deplorable Americans, you support the rights of illegal aliens over hard-working Americans, AND you hate the military!! OMG!!!! #icanteven By then all the memos will have been released and hopefully Prez Urkel and Gram Gram are on no-fly lists and under arrest.

Posted by: jmel at February 06, 2018 10:07 PM (OeWgo)

25

Just watched the final half hour of Air Force on TCM.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0035616

After it was over some guy came on the screen and said "this movie may seem outdated today because of the flag waving and the anti-Japanese sentiment."

I wonder why that would be?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 10:07 PM (IqV8l)

26 I'm dumping my @facebook stock and deleting my page because @facebook profited from Russian interference in our elections

Oh, those crazy Russians.

Posted by: Boney M at February 06, 2018 10:07 PM (gvBdr)

27
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:03 PM (2iZKp)

You can say that if you wish.

I try to pick out interesting quotes
I don't necessarily agree with them, try to find interesting ones so we can discuss.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:07 PM (3/sUh)

28 Sammiches Hillary, you forgot about the sammiches.

Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2018 10:07 PM (kyG8i)

29 I miss the 80s.

Booming economy, no cell phones, great music, great cars, awesome movies.

Of course, I was only 7 when the 80s ended.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 06, 2018 10:08 PM (wVMAv)

30 I think Silent Cal is one of my favorite Presidents.

Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2018 10:08 PM (FwcYV)

31 I'm dumping my @facebook stock and deleting my page because @facebook profited from Russian interference in our elections

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I read a lot of social media/tech articles and this is a constant mantra, yet they never bother to mention the fact that only a few grand was spent on these ads, and they weren't even coherent to begin with (if I remember right it wasn't abundantly clear what message the ads were trying to convey).

But I'm the fact denier because I think manmade global warming is a fraud.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 06, 2018 10:08 PM (+dsLj)

32 Thin mints, baby. Just one hit.


Posted by: irright at February 06, 2018 10:01 PM (RVcmP)

You can't just have one.....



Eat them two at a time with a stick of celery in between and they have no net calories. I read this on the internet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:08 PM (9SkN+)

33 I miss the 80s.

Booming economy, no cell phones, great music, great cars, awesome movies.

Of course, I was only 7 when the 80s ended.
Posted by: Iasonas at February




there were cell phones

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 10:08 PM (MTjB1)

34 WSJ had an article today about massive bagpipe bands (20+ pipers) made possible by modern bagpipe technology. As a Scot, I can only say I've got to make the next piping championship in Glasgow!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:08 PM (gwPgz)

35 I've tried, Lord knows I've tried, but I just cannot get into Laura Ingraham's new show.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at February 06, 2018 10:09 PM (+Tibp)

36 Love, love, love the Ukelele Orchestra!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 06, 2018 10:09 PM (uDcBt)

37 Of course, I was only 7 when the 80s ended.

************

I was 29 during the 80s, the same age I am now.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 06, 2018 10:09 PM (+dsLj)

38 Eat them two at a time with a stick of celery in between and they have no net calories. I read this on the internet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:08 PM (9SkN+)

It's got to be true

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:09 PM (3/sUh)

39 Homemade chicken parm tonight, and it was good.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 06, 2018 10:09 PM (IcT7t)

40 Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 10:08 PM (MTjB1)

Well, you were less likely to have a date interrupted because her cell phone went off.

It was easier to flirt with the cute chick at the bar because she wasn't glued to her smartphone.

Etc...

Posted by: Iasonas at February 06, 2018 10:09 PM (wVMAv)

41 ^ ^

Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at February 06, 2018 10:10 PM (zCyNd)

42 everything you need to know about the 80s you could get from back to the future, top gun, and wall street.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 10:10 PM (MTjB1)

43 With respect to the rest of the world, I would say that particularly for women they will bear the brunt of looking for the food, looking for the firewood, looking for the place to migrate to when all of the grass is finally gone as the desertification moves south and you have to keep moving your livestock or your crops are no longer growing
Hillary R. Clinton

On the upside, we won't have to mow the lawn.
Also, the only livestock I own is a beagle, so I'll just move her by putting her in my car.
nerdygirl

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2018 10:10 PM (+lVUW)

44
House Bill 23, sponsored by Republican state representative Nate Gentry and Democratic state senator Daniel Ivey-Soto, would require high school juniors to "file an application with a college or show that the student has committed to an internship or apprenticeship or military service."








So in effect, you would have to pay a minimum of $50-100 to get your HS diploma, due to the application fees for college.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 06, 2018 10:11 PM (eXA4G)

45
Love, love, love the Ukelele Orchestra!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas


That orchestra is one bad mutha...

https://youtu.be/NlMT-oEIQuo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 10:11 PM (IqV8l)

46 You need to practice situational awareness, because things go sideways quicker that a cat can lick his ass so you need to have your plan at your fingertips mentally and physically, and your specialized tools prepared for action. Go out there unarmed if you want to, but I ain't.

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2018 10:11 PM (zLDYs)

47 WSJ had an article today about massive bagpipe bands (20+ pipers) made possible by modern bagpipe technology. As a Scot, I can only say I've got to make the next piping championship in Glasgow!

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I had a coworker who occasionally practiced playing the bagpipes in the basement of our office building for an upcoming parade. I was four floors up and I could STILL hear him.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 06, 2018 10:11 PM (+dsLj)

48 [517
Hitting the refresh button on the main page like crack monkeys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 09:59 PM (2iZKp)


That's what I'm doing at NSF.com.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

49 Also, if Hillary thinks that only women will be stuck with moving the livestock, she must not know too many ranchers or dairy farmers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2018 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

50 Eat them two at a time with a stick of celery in between and they have no net calories. I read this on the internet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:08 PM (9SkN+)

You mean there is more than ONE weird trick!!!??

Posted by: ssemi-silent Miklos at February 06, 2018 10:11 PM (zCyNd)

51 Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 10:10 PM (MTjB1)

I prefer "Heavy Metal Parking Lot" and "The Decline of Western Civilization, Pt. 2" for my reference of how awesome the 80s were.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 06, 2018 10:11 PM (wVMAv)

52 Well, you were less likely to have a date interrupted because her cell phone went off.

It was easier to flirt with the cute chick at the bar because she wasn't glued to her smartphone.

Etc...
Posted by: Iasonas at February




well, it was easier to pick up girls if you had a cell phone because they were such status symbols. if you had a cell phone you were a baller.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 10:11 PM (MTjB1)

53 Frozen Thin Mints.

Posted by: Max Power at February 06, 2018 10:12 PM (Hucnr)

54 Desertification gave me an ass spread like the Sahara. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 06, 2018 10:12 PM (Tyii7)

55 ^ ^
Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at February 06, 2018 10:10 PM (zCyNd)


!

Posted by: A Mime at February 06, 2018 10:12 PM (9SkN+)

56 Love me some Ukulele Orchestra

Posted by: Bill R. at February 06, 2018 10:05 PM (IuYIh)



Ossipov Balalaika Orchestra, comrade, that is all!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:12 PM (gwPgz)

57 Woman no cry, I knew her, I tell ya, I knew her. She bantered about one moment hear me roar another you don't understand. Fickle chick she was, I bet she wasn't wearing a bra. Of course I heard it in a whisper Im a little hard hearing.

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 10:13 PM (7ZiDC)

58 there were cell phones

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 10:08 PM (MTjB1)

Big giant really expensive bricks that got no service?

Posted by: X-ray at February 06, 2018 10:13 PM (mFZgq)

59 Genius award winner switching to Tide pods.

Posted by: Hands at February 06, 2018 10:13 PM (EzdLW)

60 Dems win in Missouri #HD97 by 3% (51.5-48.5) which is a swing of 31 pts.

GOP is getting destroyed in Nov.
Posted by: davin venable at February




sure

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 10:13 PM (MTjB1)

61 That orchestra is one bad mutha...

https://youtu.be/NlMT-oEIQuo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 10:11 PM (IqV8l)


Love that they found the one black guy in the audience.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 06, 2018 10:13 PM (IuYIh)

62 Then again, Hillary's base is made up of welfare recipients, so I can see why she thinks men are lazy oafs who live off women.

My dad, on the other hand, worked full time as a tinsmith in a factory AND ran a 40 acre fruit farm.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2018 10:13 PM (+lVUW)

63 You can say that if you wish.

I try to pick out interesting quotes
I don't necessarily agree with them, try to find interesting ones so we can discuss.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:07 PM (3/sUh)

Not complaining. It did make me think at least.

My argument would be that it misses the mark wildly. Saying that men do not see the relationships between objects means that the whole idea of progress is a completely female one, however. Understanding the relationships between objects is everything. For example: Fire, the wheel, gravity, scientific method, flight, etc, etc, etc. If you merely see the object, but do not comprehend how it interacts with the environment and how it works, well then you have nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:13 PM (2iZKp)

64 It has been said, perhaps over-said, that in any democracy there is a stupid party and an evil party. Sometimes legislation appears that is both stupid and evil:

Republican state representative Nate Gentry and Democratic state senator Daniel Ivey-Soto, would require high school juniors to 'file an application with a college or show that the student has committed to an internship or apprenticeship or military service.'

This is called, approvingly, "bipartisanship".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)

65 Big giant really expensive bricks that got no service?
Posted by: X-ray at February




yep. you had to be in the city

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 10:14 PM (MTjB1)

66 HBO Sports had a piece about Olympic athletes practically starving. While that's happening the US Olympic Committee has $500M in the bank and 47 separate committees for each sport, each with a CEO making $1M. And each year the USOC gets about $200M in revenue. So where does all the money go?

I guess now we know...DIVERSITY CArDS

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 06, 2018 10:14 PM (vyHiq)

67 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 06, 2018 10:11 PM (eXA4G)

Sometimes some colleges will waive their application fees if they are trying to entice you to apply to them.

Application fees are BS anyways. Colleges & universities make millions off of these and they receive millions of our tax money anyway.

Maybe it's time to look at that.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 06, 2018 10:14 PM (wVMAv)

68 In protest of Russia and in salute to its striking resemblance, I will name my next dump Jim Carrey.

Posted by: Mega at February 06, 2018 10:14 PM (rv0Fo)

69 Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 06, 2018 10:11 PM (+dsLj)

There are two volume settings for a bagpipe:

Loud and Off!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:14 PM (gwPgz)

70 The brave wymins hunter-gatherers will wear their tattered pussy hats as a badge of righteous honor. *hic* *shart*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 06, 2018 10:14 PM (Tyii7)

71 Frozen Thin Mints.
Posted by: Max Power at February 06, 2018 10:12 PM (Hucnr)


One more thing that teh wimmenz in the desertification zone can't have.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at February 06, 2018 10:14 PM (9SkN+)

72 BTW, the Gentry / Soto bill looks to me like a backdoor to re-instituting the military draft.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2018 10:14 PM (6FqZa)

73 Some miscreants would probably kill the women and rape the livestock anyway...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 06, 2018 10:14 PM (e9G8E)

74 G'night....I gots to get up and herd the livestock then find food, gather firewood, and collect water from the well before going to work tomorrow.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 06, 2018 10:15 PM (kufk0)

75 State lawmakers in New Mexico recently proposed a bill that would force high school students to apply for college unless they provide the government with alternative post-graduation plan.

Isn't that the parents' job?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2018 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

76 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:13 PM (2iZKp)

I didn't think you were complaining. I just wanted to let you know if you think a quote is full of shit, say so.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:15 PM (3/sUh)

77 looks like Davey Venereal / Bill Wynn is back - yxUOT

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2018 10:15 PM (6FqZa)

78 New Mexico's high school graduation rate is less than 70%. Watch it drop to 50%.

Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2018 10:16 PM (EtMVh)

79 Republican state representative Nate Gentry and Democratic state senator Daniel Ivey-Soto, would require high school juniors to 'file an application with a college or show that the student has committed to an internship or apprenticeship or military service.'


On the other hand, the high school juniors can forget about a career and move to Stockton and get a guaranteed monthly income, no questions asked.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:16 PM (9SkN+)

80 You know, I'm not in the "everyone has to go to college" camp, but kids should be encouraged to do SOMETHING after HS, whether it be college, junior college, military, trade school, or just getting a plain ol' job.

Too many kids graduate from HS and sit around smoking pot all day.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 06, 2018 10:16 PM (wVMAv)

81 75 G'night....I gots to get up and herd the livestock then find food, gather firewood, and collect water from the well before going to work tomorrow.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 06, 2018 10:15 PM (kufk0

Dont forget to feed your kids chocolates and ice cream for breakfast

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:16 PM (3/sUh)

82 Sometimes I wish Al Gore never created the internet. I would be better off not knowing all the insanity in the world.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 10:17 PM (2DOZq)

83 Mis Hum - that Manitowoc Minute is hilarious. It looks like he was in Kenosha but I missed him. Funny.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 06, 2018 10:18 PM (lwiT4)

84 you know it is like hillary never considered that instead of herding livestock and collecting firewood some enterprising women could have a nice easy existence if they got really good at blow jobs.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 10:18 PM (MTjB1)

85 Someone...

anyone...

please shoot me.

Posted by: garrett has the Flu at February 06, 2018 10:18 PM (veBMc)

86 I didn't think you were complaining. I just wanted to let you know if you think a quote is full of shit, say so.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:15 PM (3/sUh)

I was trying to decide if the author, merely in the context of the quote, was full of shit (rah rah women) or just mistaken. It IS true that men and women look at things differently (for varying degrees of different- and there are exceptions to the rule.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:18 PM (2iZKp)

87 As a Russin BOT, I approve of this orchestra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn06W-iBfkQ

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:19 PM (gwPgz)

88 And a young Trigglypuff in a pink pussy hat shall lead them! *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 06, 2018 10:19 PM (Tyii7)

89 G'night....I gots to get up and herd the livestock then find food, gather firewood, and collect water from the well before going to work tomorrow.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 06, 2018 10:15 PM (kufk0)


Use the entire buffalo!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:19 PM (9SkN+)

90 85 Someone...

anyone...

please shoot me.

Posted by: garrett has the Flu at February 06, 2018 10:18 PM (veBMc

Suck it up
#3weeks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:19 PM (3/sUh)

91 Posted by: Iasonas at February 06, 2018 10:16 PM (wVM

Encouraged yes. Forced no.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 10:19 PM (2DOZq)

92 you know it is like hillary never considered that instead of herding livestock and collecting firewood some enterprising women could have a nice easy existence if they got really good at blow jobs.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 10:18 PM (MTjB1)

I don't think Monica's......hands are calloused.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 06, 2018 10:19 PM (zCyNd)

93 That orchestra is one bad mutha...

https://youtu.be/NlMT-oEIQuo

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Talk about your cultural apropriation!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 06, 2018 10:20 PM (+y/Ru)

94 Why would we want to hear the version that the clown sings when we can get the real deal, the whole shebang, from some people who were born of patriots and pioneers? It's just fucking disgusting to dumb down this stuff. There are lyrics about self-control and law and heroes and pilgrims and other politically incorrect shit in the real version. Don't throw over the middle for the easy dump-off, go deep ONT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzs52OzgWOs

Posted by: goon at February 06, 2018 10:20 PM (EaQ6/)

95 82 Sometimes I wish Al Gore never created the internet. I would be better off not knowing all the insanity in the world.
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 10:17 PM (2DOZq)

It has it's ups and downs. I love the amount of information at my fingertips (better than having a stack of encyclopedias handy or having to run the the library.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:20 PM (2iZKp)

96 Someone...

anyone...

please shoot me.

Posted by: garrett has the Flu at February 06, 2018 10:18 PM (veBMc)


Head shot or gut shot? Or I could just wing you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:20 PM (9SkN+)

97 Eat them two at a time with a stick of celery in between and they have no net calories. I read this on the internet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:08 PM (9SkN+)
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If you break them in half first, the calories fall out. My mom taught me that.

Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2018 10:20 PM (gXOnh)

98
I head somebody hear has pictured of Trump gettin' pee'd on by some Russian model. I'll pay for 'em. Give 'em to me!

Please. I want to see it. So. Bad.

Posted by: Pencil Neck Schiff'n'Shit at February 06, 2018 10:21 PM (8O3HH)

99
Sometimes I wish Al Gore never created the internet. I would be better off not knowing all the insanity in the world.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 10:17 PM (2DOZq)

I could do without cell phones and voicemail too. I kinda miss the 10 foot tangled cord.

Posted by: X-ray at February 06, 2018 10:21 PM (mFZgq)

100 Someone...



anyone...



please shoot me.





Posted by: garrett has the Flu at February 06, 2018 10:18 PM (veBMc)
=================

I'll shoot you garrett. I'll need an address.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 06, 2018 10:21 PM (lwiT4)

101 A warning about alcohol. I was pretty sure part two of my animation garbage was ready to post, but some drunken voice kept saying, "Not yet, you need the (garbled)." Still can't figure out what the (garbled) bit meant, but it means all 2 of my fans are gonna hafta wait a bit longer. And yeah, there's alcohol just standing there, looking cool and stuff.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 06, 2018 10:21 PM (l9m7l)

102 Posted by: davin venable at February 06, 2018 10:12 PM (yxUOT)
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Concern Noted Chuckles

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 06, 2018 10:21 PM (y3aQB)

103 On the other hand, the high school juniors can forget about a career and
move to Stockton and get a guaranteed monthly income, no questions
asked.


I've lived in Stockton. Not worth it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 06, 2018 10:22 PM (IcT7t)

104 Bagpipes, I confess I like them, what's not to like its a piper blowing. Ever seen a piper or drummer twirl from German then Irish to a Scott. Never trust those drums they make ya go deaf. Genealogy done by family not my choice, I have all those blood types.

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 10:22 PM (7ZiDC)

105 Dibs on garrett's guitar collection!

Posted by: first rule of dibs at February 06, 2018 10:22 PM (gvBdr)

106 Top 100!

Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2018 10:22 PM (QJ9Br)

107 I don't think Monica's......hands are calloused.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 06, 2018 10:19 PM (zCyNd)

Now her knees are a different story

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:22 PM (3/sUh)

108 Snow storm tomorrow! I wonder if my snow blower will start...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 06, 2018 10:22 PM (e9G8E)

109 Darn, late to the party.

Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2018 10:22 PM (QJ9Br)

110
On the other hand, the high school juniors can forget about a career and move to Stockton and get a guaranteed monthly income, no questions asked.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:16 PM (9SkN+)







The only bad part about that plan is that you'd have to live in Stockton.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 06, 2018 10:23 PM (eXA4G)

111 please shoot me. 

Posted by: garrett has the Flu at February 06, 2018 10:18 PM (veBMc)

Judging by your lack of success this hunting season, ypu probably tried it yourself and missed.

Stay hydrated, and take an Advil every three hours.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2018 10:23 PM (wYseH)

112 Stopped to Evelyn Wood Speed Read the content.

Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2018 10:23 PM (QJ9Br)

113 So in effect, you would have to pay a minimum of $50-100 to get your HS diploma, due to the application fees for college.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 06, 2018 10:11 PM (eXA4G)


Fuq that guy in particular.

Posted by: 17-year old smacking down 5 large a week selling Tide Pods at February 06, 2018 10:23 PM (OtVYM)

114 108 Snow storm tomorrow! I wonder if my snow blower will start...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 06, 2018 10:22 PM (e9G8E)

Yeah, we are supposed to get something, maybe, here in a few hours. I am kind of at a fatalistic point with the weather now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:23 PM (2iZKp)

115 Even I sometimes can't believe the bilge that spews from my piehole. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 06, 2018 10:24 PM (Tyii7)

116 Joe DiGenova should be AG -hands down!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 10:24 PM (PvFoN)

117 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:20 PM (2iZKp)

It does take away some of the power of knowledge. Today a half tard can just google the same info that made a knowledgeable person more valuable back in the day.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 10:24 PM (2DOZq)

118 so we can still presume that Hillary wants to run again in 2020.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at February 06, 2018 10:24 PM (ILitO)

119 I boycott Girl Scout cookies. Their leadership supports Planned Parenthood.

Plus, you can find generic substitutes at Walmart for less than a dollar.

Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2018 10:24 PM (QJ9Br)

120 Yeah, we are supposed to get something, maybe, here in a few hours. I am kind of at a fatalistic point with the weather now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:23 PM (2iZKp)

Where about are you?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:24 PM (3/sUh)

121 It's Girl Scout Cookie time!
I intended to resist, but a gal at work printed out large color photos of all the varieties of cookies and put them on the kitchen counter where you can't miss them.
Cunning!
I've ordered six boxes....so far!!!

Posted by: Just wondering at February 06, 2018 10:25 PM (WBYpW)

122 With respect to the rest of the world, I would say that particularly for women they will bear the brunt of looking for the food, looking for the firewood, looking for the place to migrate to when all of the grass is finally gone as the desertification moves south and you have to keep moving your livestock or your crops are no longer growing
Hillary R. Clinton

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It'll be like Clan of the Cave Bear.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 06, 2018 10:25 PM (+y/Ru)

123 Stock market sell off: Just looked at the charts of 7 selected funds - the downward trend for each one and xom started Jan. 26 and the sell off began Feb. 1.
Every frikkin one.

Posted by: gNewt at February 06, 2018 10:25 PM (Vf2XA)

124 []Joe DiGenova should be AG -hands down!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 10:24 PM (PvFoN)

The Joe DIGenova that swore that Comey was a straight-shooting stand-up that we could trust implicitly? That Joe DiGenova?

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:26 PM (gwPgz)

125 Elon Musk's most recent tweet.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/
961079361234497537

Still waiting for confirmation of TMI burn.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 10:26 PM (sdi6R)

126 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 10:26 PM (Ckg4U)

127 Jim Carrey
@JimCarrey
I'm dumping my @facebook stock and deleting my page because @facebook profited from Russian interference in our elections and they're still not doing enough to stop it. I encourage all other investors who care about our future to do the same.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane


Have you seen him lately? He looks like the kind of whacko that would stand on a street corner shrieking shrieking nonsense at passersby. So does Letterman.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2018 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

128
91 Posted by: Iasonas at February 06, 2018 10:16 PM (wVM

Encouraged yes. Forced no.
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 10:19 PM (2DOZq)







This.

Government has no fucking business FORCING those kids to submit an application anywhere. Encouraging them to the point of being annoying...... sure.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 06, 2018 10:26 PM (eXA4G)

129 That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects. John Fowles

It's the distinction between chemists and physicists. Chemists see structures. Physicists see forces.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 10:27 PM (slNe8)

130 Goodnight Slap. I'm out too.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 06, 2018 10:27 PM (lwiT4)

131 Beautiful day here in the ATL. Mr. H grilled hotdogs tonight.
I made fruit salad and French fries and washed it down with a glass of cardbordeaux.

Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2018 10:27 PM (QJ9Br)

132 "With respect to the rest of the world, I would say that particularly for women ... they will bear the brunt of looking for the food, looking for the firewood, looking for the place to migrate to when all of the grass is finally gone as the desertification moves south and you have to keep moving your livestock or your crops are no longer growing," Failed POTUS candidate Hillary R. Clinton.

++++

That is a profoundly stupid statement on multiple levels. But still, I like the image of Hillary Clinton out in the desert searching for firewood.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2018 10:27 PM (pvjTE)

133 G'Night, grammie!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 10:27 PM (Ckg4U)

134 Posted by: garrett has the Flu at February 06, 2018 10:18 PM (veBMc)
--------

Oh honey, I am sorry. Feel better soon.

Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2018 10:27 PM (kNasr)

135 whats the publishing Antony Weiner's phone book from his computer. B Clinton to G Soros Is this a warning ?

Posted by: Kyon at February 06, 2018 10:27 PM (mlXE0)

136 Trump's parade should have...

WAR ELEPHANTS

The left hates military stuff and hates captive elephants.

It's a two-fer!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:27 PM (9SkN+)

137 Hillary, it's Science.

Our species evolved as hunter/gatherers.

The men hunt, the women gather.

Don't be a Science Denier.

Posted by: davidt at February 06, 2018 10:28 PM (kyG8i)

138 *folds cards*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 10:28 PM (Ckg4U)

139 If I wrote up my post H.S. graduation plan, anybody that actually read it would have wanted to join me. Muchly.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 06, 2018 10:28 PM (RuIsu)

140 >>TMI burn.

Too Much Information burn?

I assume that's a (mock) Trans-Mars Injection burn? I haven't been keeping up with this. 'Splain Lucy.

Posted by: Pencil Neck Schiff'n'Shit at February 06, 2018 10:28 PM (8O3HH)

141 131 Beautiful day here in the ATL. Mr. H grilled hotdogs tonight.
I made fruit salad and French fries and washed it down with a glass of cardbordeaux.
Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2018 10:27 PM (QJ9Br

Did he burn them?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:28 PM (3/sUh)

142 But still, I like the image of Hillary Clinton out in the desert searching for firewood firewater.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 06, 2018 10:28 PM (+y/Ru)

143 Slap, out on a beer run?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 10:28 PM (KP5rU)

144 That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects. John Fowles

I wish for World Peace. Miss Universe

Posted by: Corona at February 06, 2018 10:28 PM (88+VL)

145 He looks like the kind of whacko that would stand on a street corner shrieking shrieking nonsense at passersby.

That's only because I was vaccinated!

Posted by: Jim Carrey at February 06, 2018 10:28 PM (gvBdr)

146 because facebook profited from Russian interference in our elections
...


Hi!



*hic*

Posted by: drunk-ass old Hillary2016! at February 06, 2018 10:28 PM (x25VP)

147 *folds cards*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 10:28 PM (Ckg4U)



Wait. One last round of three-card monte?

Posted by: San Jacinto at February 06, 2018 10:29 PM (9SkN+)

148
That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects. John Fowles

It's the distinction between chemists and physicists. Chemists see structures. Physicists see forces.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 10:27 PM (slNe







I always liked the distinction between engineers:

Mechanical engineers build weapons.

Civil engineers build targets.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 06, 2018 10:29 PM (eXA4G)

149 Did he burn them?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:28 PM (3/sUh)

yes. Ball Park franks are the best for burnt and busted open.

Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2018 10:29 PM (QJ9Br)

150 Ah, Cave of the Clan Bear! Had almost forgotten that carpfest, a prehistoric version of Fiddy Shades o'Grey.

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2018 10:29 PM (zLDYs)

151 Jim Carey and all the other lefties,
Hillary lost because she f**ked up and also no one likes her, including democrats. It's not that complicated.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2018 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

152 139 If I wrote up my post H.S. graduation plan, anybody that actually read it would have wanted to join me. Muchly.
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 06, 2018 10:28 PM (RuIsu)

I got booted out of HS Guidance Counselor's office when I told him I wanted to be a free lance gynecologist

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:30 PM (3/sUh)

153 I boycott Girl Scout cookies. Their leadership supports Planned Parenthood.

Plus, you can find generic substitutes at Walmart for less than a dollar.


Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2018 10:2



This, plus the fact they changed the recipe and they don't taste the same anymore. I used to be able to eat an entire sleeve of thin mints. Not for yrs now.

Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2018 10:30 PM (FwcYV)

154 the tragedy is that motivation guy has no arms

Posted by: James Comey at February 06, 2018 10:30 PM (vChNs)

155 was there any discussion of superbowl ads? the alexa ad was funny but surprisingly dirty. very surprising they went with that Cardi B girl, she is nicki minaj's cheaper, dirtier, sluttier sister.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 10:30 PM (MTjB1)

156 Trump can play Strip Tease with the Dem memo. Publish it redacted to protect sources and methods.

Dems complain. They should likely say that the WH is just hiding what it wants. Nothing is really exposed.

Tell the agencies to pick another portion to declassify, demand they do it, and release the memo again. Sooner or later, if either side was serious, one side is going to balk.

Given a stalemate: You tell the Deep State, if they don't hold a press conference and get the word out that the rest of the memo NEEDS to be redacted for security--then we're DECLASSIFYING another chunk! If you don't pick the chunk, WE (the WH) WILL!

Even if the Deep State won't go on record, if you receive push-back, you still go to the press with it. The Press can call you liar all they want, but it won't matter once the process was done.

Against the Dems, you keep throwing it back to them how they worried about the Republican memo exposing too much and damaging security. Tell them--as is true--you're just following the advice of the DOJ and security. They keep clamoring for exposing more of it, you give them more, to show that you're being reasonable.

Wait for Step-too-far articles from conservative pundits, and highlight those in your exchanges with the Dems. Doesn't matter that the Lib media is going to slag off conservative media, just get it out there. It backs up the idea that you're trying to avoid what the Dems complained about originally.

The American people will see the process unfolding. You're not "covering up". You are successively *revealing*.

The longer the Deep State plays this game, the more about the Deep State needs to be exposed. Fuck their sources and methods, they should all be fired.

The Dems AND Deep State playing games could well be exposed before too much is revealed.

Posted by: Axebot at February 06, 2018 10:30 PM (vDqXW)

157 While a gut shot would be a new and exciting misery, I would prefer a headshot. I think that would be just the thing to clear out my sinuses.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2018 10:31 PM (ivD61)

158 Today my DIL was staying home from work 'cause she was sick. Being a good MIL, I texted her and asked if she needed anything. I'm thinking Robitussin, Vapo-rub, chicken soup....She wanted me to bring her a couple bottles of water. O.O Honey, water is 10 feet from your bed.

I had to laugh. That'll each me to think twice about being considerate. At least I got brownie points in case I ever want her to get me something, someday. Like booze and cigarettes.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 06, 2018 10:31 PM (RfzVr)

159 My daughter has been in G Scouts for 5 years, we've never sold a single box of cookies. I love the troop leader and my daughter enjoys it, but most of the $$$ goes to the PP-aligned /GSA org. so we don't sell. I offer to give cash to our local troop , but they always decline. Of course we pay our annual fee to the Marxist scum, and I buy a box or two from coworkers & friends because I like them (and their kids). You gotta pick your battles.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 06, 2018 10:31 PM (oAY8z)

160 Hillary lost because she's a horrible person.

Her karma overcame her.

Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2018 10:31 PM (QJ9Br)

161 Jim Carrey
@JimCarrey
I'm dumping my @facebook stock and deleting my page because @facebook profited from Russian interference in our elections and they're still not doing enough to stop it. I encourage all other investors who care about our future to do the same.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane

Our elections? Did this Canadian become an American citizen?

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 10:31 PM (2DOZq)

162 Trump's parade should have...

WAR ELEPHANTS

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Hannivagina crossed the Alps with Lena Dunham, Rosie O'Doughnuts, and Trgglypuff.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 06, 2018 10:31 PM (+y/Ru)

163 hey guys.

How is everyone this evening?

Posted by: TickledPink at February 06, 2018 10:32 PM (TL2pK)

164 Yahoo News has gone full fucking retard, reporting that Trump wants a military parade, and you know who else also liked military parades?

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 06, 2018 10:32 PM (+dsLj)

165 Ball Park franks are the best for burnt and busted open.

Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2018 10:29 PM (QJ9Br)


Glad to see I'm not the only one that appreciates a properly grilled hot dog!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:32 PM (gwPgz)

166 in honor of the fact that today is the first of the month, I think I'll have another drink.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at February 06, 2018 10:32 PM (ILitO)

167 While a gut shot would be a new and exciting misery, I would prefer a headshot. I think that would be just the thing to clear out my sinuses.


Sinuses, that's 7-10 split of head shots. Just let me finish this beer...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:32 PM (9SkN+)

168 While a gut shot would be a new and exciting misery, I would prefer a headshot. I think that would be just the thing to clear out my sinuses.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2018 10:31 PM (ivD61)
---------

Have you tried a neti pot? I mean it won't kill you but it will clear out your sinuses.

Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2018 10:33 PM (kNasr)

169 It does take away some of the power of knowledge. Today a half tard can just google the same info that made a knowledgeable person more valuable back in the day.
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 10:24 PM (2DOZq)

You still have to be able to apply the knowledge in a useful way. That has always been the big determining factor in people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:33 PM (2iZKp)

170 Jim Carey and all the other lefties,
Hillary lost because she f**ked up and also no one likes her, including democrats.

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And her butt stinks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 06, 2018 10:33 PM (+y/Ru)

171 Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 06, 2018 10:32 PM (+dsLj)

Didn't the previous prez want a "civilian defense force just a strong as the military?"

You know who else...oh nevermind...

Posted by: Iasonas at February 06, 2018 10:33 PM (wVMAv)

172 140 >>TMI burn.

Too Much Information burn?

---

better than Three Mile Island burn

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 10:33 PM (vChNs)

173 >>>garrett has the Flu

must have been all those concerts

Posted by: concrete girl at February 06, 2018 10:34 PM (C6eZV)

174 Where about are you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:24 PM (3/sUh)

Lexington, Ky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:34 PM (2iZKp)

175 The FBI cry-bully Campbell inadvertently illustrates everything that is wrong with the FBI. He wrote his column bashing Republicans as if he were a field agent, without mentioning he was Comey's boy. He's another partisan Democrat hack in a partisan Democrat hack FBI who now works at a partisan Democrat hack FakeNews network.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 06, 2018 10:34 PM (Ndje9)

176 Woman and men don't think alike, at least I can cook, heck I can even boil potatoes.

I have known both men and women who can't cook also.

See I'm a woman with deep thoughts and I know why my feet are smaller, its to stand closer to the sink. Ya wanna Sammich?

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 10:34 PM (7ZiDC)

177 Another high school dropout believing he is much smarter than those dumb Right wingers.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 10:35 PM (2DOZq)

178 156

from previous thread

Think President Trump should ask FBI Director Wray and SC Mueller to weigh in on whether redactions are required to release the Democrat memo. If they agree that redactions are necessary, it shows Schiffless to be a traitor, and if they approve unredacted release they show themselves to be traitors!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:35 PM (gwPgz)

179 so, who wants to out and pop some tags with me?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 10:35 PM (MTjB1)

180 Hugo Mario Montenegro (September 2, 1925 - February 6, 1981) was an American orchestra leader and composer of film soundtracks. His best known work is derived from interpretations of the music from Spaghetti Westerns, especially his cover version of Ennio Morricone's main theme from the 1966 film The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Montenegro

That "thisdayinmusic" blurb makes it sound like Montenegro was the composer of the music from TGTB&TU. But, of course, that was Morricone all the way. Montenegro just put out a cover. Nothing wrong with that, but credit where credit is due.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2018 10:35 PM (pvjTE)

181 I got booted out of HS Guidance Counselor's office when I told him I wanted to be a free lance gynecologist
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:30 PM (3/sUh)

----

They wisely counselled against my plan to sell bottles of water.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 10:36 PM (vChNs)

182 I always liked the distinction between engineers:

Mechanical engineers build weapons.

Civil engineers build targets.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 06, 2018 10:29 PM (eXA4G)


LOL!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 10:36 PM (slNe8)

183
Our elections? Did this Canadian become an American citizen?
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 10:31 PM (2DOZq)




Yup. It's been awhile, but he went through the process.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 06, 2018 10:36 PM (eXA4G)

184 See I'm a woman with deep thoughts and I know why my feet are smaller, its to stand closer to the sink. Ya wanna Sammich?

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 10:34 PM (7ZiDC)

******

I'm listening...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 06, 2018 10:36 PM (e9G8E)

185 Tell the agencies to pick another portion to declassify, demand they do it, and release the memo again. Sooner or later, if either side was serious, one side is going to balk.

---

quit reading my mind!

* adjusts tinfoil hat *

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 10:37 PM (vChNs)

186 Have you tried a neti pot? I mean it won't kill you but it will clear out your sinuses.
Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2018 10:33 PM (kNasr)
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I use My Neti Pot at least once a day

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 06, 2018 10:37 PM (y3aQB)

187 I got booted out of HS Guidance Counselor's office when I told him I wanted to be a free lance gynecologist
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:30 PM (3/sUh)

----

They wisely counselled against my plan to sell bottles of water.

-----
You two should work something out and co-market with Gwynneth Paltrow.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 06, 2018 10:37 PM (zCyNd)

188 +1 on the Neti pot or some variation. It will flush your sinus out. My doc claims that it will shorten your sickness because it flushes the bacteria/virus out of your sinus cavities. Just be prepared for some gross mucus.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 06, 2018 10:37 PM (kufk0)

189 129 That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects. John Fowles

It's the distinction between chemists and physicists. Chemists see structures. Physicists see forces.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 10:27 PM (slNe

Yeah, but even when looking at the structures, you are still looking at how the structures interact with each other.

'Chemists see objects and Physicists see interactions' probably does not get you as much juice with the ladies however.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:37 PM (2iZKp)

190 Our elections? Did this Canadian become an American citizen?

Good point Willie Nailer. Didn't think of that.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 06, 2018 10:38 PM (RfzVr)

191 Think President Trump should ask FBI Director Wray and SC Mueller to weigh in on whether redactions are required to release the Democrat memo. If they agree that redactions are necessary, it shows Schiffless to be a traitor, and if they approve unredacted release they show themselves to be traitors!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:35 PM (gwPgz)
---
I see we're on the same page.

And ultimately, any damage you do to actual sources and methods will be more than recompensed by the damage you do to Schiff and the Dems and the Deep State.

But I do think Trump should keep releasing more of the memo, just to make the Dems and Deep State punish themselves.

Posted by: Axebot at February 06, 2018 10:38 PM (vDqXW)

192 The Joe DIGenova that swore that Comey was a straight-shooting stand-up that we could trust implicitly? That Joe DiGenova?

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:26 PM (gwPgz)
************************************
Didn't know that. I guess a lot of people were fooled.
He changed his tune awhile ago though and after this new memo (Grassley/Graham) He said the FBI knowingly deceived and people need to go to jail. He said McCabe ruled the FBI with an iron fist and you didn't cross him or you were out.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 10:38 PM (PvFoN)

193 Dennis Miller
Jar Jar Biden says Trump is a disaster. As I've said before, Joe Biden should be the 3rd guy in the car on Sonic commercials. He's the Blank Square in Asshat Scrabble. He's also "I think bottled water tastes better when you shake it" stupid and shakier than a Rescue Dog in Phil Spector's house.
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HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 06, 2018 10:38 PM (y3aQB)

194 Steel Pulse > Bob Marley

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2018 10:38 PM (EZebt)

195
C'mon guys, don't tease me. You promised me pictures of a Rooskie ho peeing all over m-- the evil Trump!

C'mon, I need them. How much money? I can get millions appropriated for you.

Please!
Where's my ficus......

Posted by: Pencil Neck Schiff'n'Shit at February 06, 2018 10:38 PM (8O3HH)

196 >>must have been all those concerts


Yep. I know the fat fucker who sat behind me at the Lyle Lovett Show got me.

If I see that guy again, I am going to stab him.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2018 10:38 PM (ivD61)

197 While a gut shot would be a new and exciting misery, I would prefer a headshot. I think that would be just the thing to clear out my sinuses.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2018 10:31 PM (ivD61)


Nasal irrigation, FTW.

From a sinus infection frequent flyer, thanks to a previously broken nose. (Play sports, they're good for you!)

http://tinyurl.com/y9wpcegb

Well worth every penny.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 10:39 PM (slNe8)

198
166 in honor of the fact that today is the first of the month, I think I'll have another drink.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at February 06, 2018 10:32 PM (ILitO)







First sixth day of the month, right?

Tomorrow I'm celebrating the first seventh day of the month.

Tonight's drink is just because I'm a lush.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 06, 2018 10:39 PM (eXA4G)

199 There is SO much I should be doing rather than hanging out here. So. Much. But I'll just hang out here anyway, because nobody has free will if you ask our leftist betters. And how is everybody anyway?

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 06, 2018 10:39 PM (1FhAQ)

200 Yep, the difference between gynecologists and pickpockets? One snatches watches.

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2018 10:39 PM (zLDYs)

201 119 I boycott Girl Scout cookies. Their leadership supports Planned Parenthood.

Plus, you can find generic substitutes at Walmart for less than a dollar.
Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2018 10:24 PM (QJ9Br)

Me, too. Haven't bought GScout cookies since I found out.

Posted by: Gem at February 06, 2018 10:39 PM (XoAz8)

202 >> Physicists see forces.

They see fields. And with gravity, they see geometry. 'Tis not a force (at least in GR).

Posted by: Pencil Neck Schiff'n'Shit at February 06, 2018 10:40 PM (8O3HH)

203 I assume that's a (mock) Trans-Mars Injection burn? I haven't been keeping up with this. 'Splain Lucy.

Some antibiotics could probably clear that right up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 06, 2018 10:40 PM (IcT7t)

204 Posted by: cfo mom at February 06, 2018 10:38 P

Ill tempered cur tells us that he did become a citizen.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 10:40 PM (2DOZq)

205 A father of three who nearly died after drinking 25 energy drinks in six hours has called on them to be banned.

Self-control: how does it fvcking work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 10:40 PM (tRaq7)

206 166 in honor of the fact that today is the first of the month, I think I'll have another drink.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at February 06, 2018 10:32 PM (ILitO)

---

* pours drink *
* checks calendar *
* remembers kids in Africa have no vodka *
* tipes les cojently *

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 10:40 PM (vChNs)

207 The FBI cry-bully Campbell inadvertently illustrates everything that is wrong with the FBI.

****************

Die Hard was an FBI documentary.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 06, 2018 10:40 PM (+dsLj)

208 Is that pencil necked Schiff around here?

Posted by: Fred Blassie at February 06, 2018 10:40 PM (zCyNd)

209 I always liked the distinction between engineers:

Mechanical engineers build weapons.

Civil engineers build targets.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 06, 2018 10:29 PM (eXA4G)

LOL!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 10:36 PM (slNe

=========

As an Electrical Engineer, I get to design and implement both, and then build up the targets again.

Win/win.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 06, 2018 10:41 PM (bsHMd)

210 176 Woman and men don't think alike, at least I can cook, heck I can even boil potatoes.

I have known both men and women who can't cook also.

See I'm a woman with deep thoughts and I know why my feet are smaller, its to stand closer to the sink. Ya wanna Sammich?
Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 10:34 PM (7ZiDC)

I am not making a remark on the pluses or minuses of gender thinking strengths.

Just in my experience:
-women do better at multitasking. Men generally do better when given a single task to focus on.

This is by no means an exhaustive list, just illustrating that 'different' does not necessarily mean good or bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:41 PM (2iZKp)

211 But I do think Trump should keep releasing more of the memo, just to make the Dems and Deep State punish themselves.

Posted by: Axebot at February 06, 2018 10:38 PM (vDqXW)


Flat out refusal will be spun unmercifully, but calling their bluff (especially in stages) should be a very revealing and informative process.

I hope AG Sessionzzz will get right on this!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:41 PM (gwPgz)

212 174 Where about are you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:24 PM (3/sUh)

Lexington, Ky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:34 PM (2iZKp)

That's ice country isn't it?

I will keep my snow.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:41 PM (3/sUh)

213 Yeah, but even when looking at the structures, you are still looking at how the structures interact with each other.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:37 PM (2iZKp)


How the structures interact with each other is where chemistry meets physics. But I think you'll agree, chemists without structures are at sea, whereas physicists with ONLY structures are at a loss.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 10:41 PM (slNe8)

214 vicks vaporizer

the good old days

Posted by: concrete girl at February 06, 2018 10:42 PM (C6eZV)

215 See I'm a woman with deep thoughts and I know why my feet are smaller, its to stand closer to the sink. Ya wanna Sammich?
Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 10:34 PM (7ZiDC)


---

Ham and margarine on a Kaiser...with gerkins

*** swoons ***

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 10:42 PM (vChNs)

216 My woman went out to look for food and gather firewood and find a new place to migrate and she's been gone for two hours already.

The hut is a mess and I'm really starting to be pissed off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:43 PM (9SkN+)

217 I'm trying to think of a time when I read a novel or any true crime documentary that portrayed the FBI as the actual GOOD guys.

Instead, they were always cast as bureaucratic, incompetent assholes.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 06, 2018 10:43 PM (+dsLj)

218 That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects. John Fowles

This explains interior decorating and what's that crap Feng shui? Hong Kong Phooey? You know, where you try to get all the angles, distances and stuff perfect.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 06, 2018 10:43 PM (RfzVr)

219 Just in my experience:
-women do better at multitasking. Men generally do better when given a single task to focus on.


Men to varying extents have the Asperger's thing going on. The ability to focus in some contexts makes them socially maladroit, but in other contexts puts them at the top of their fields.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 10:43 PM (slNe8)

220 Just be sure when you do the neti pot that you use water that has been boiled and cooled, or you can buy a bottle of distilled water. I use the water in our electric kettle.

Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2018 10:44 PM (kNasr)

221 I need ptayers, my wife has been diagnosed with as arthritis. Her pelvis back hands and large joints hurt. She starts humera soon. Pray the drugs work and she gets this under control without any side effects.

Posted by: Usntakim at February 06, 2018 10:44 PM (0OmEj)

222 Me, too. Haven't bought GScout cookies since I found out.

They had their drugs prominently displayed at the grocery store the other day.

I really wanted them to get me to try to buy their wares so I could look the main dealer in the eye and tell her, "I'll start buying your cookies again when you stop supporting Planned Parenthood."

Yeah, I was in a mood.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 10:44 PM (tRaq7)

223 Steel Pulse > Bob Marley

uhhhh, no.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 06, 2018 10:44 PM (oAY8z)

224 Oh and has anybody noted that every boy living north of the Mason-Dixon line wants to drive the Zamboni?

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 06, 2018 10:44 PM (1FhAQ)

225 How the structures interact with each other is where chemistry meets physics. But I think you'll agree, chemists without structures are at sea, whereas physicists with ONLY structures are at a loss.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 10:41 PM (slNe

Valid. Engineers slide in there somewhere too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:44 PM (2iZKp)

226 I like Trump's idea of a yuuge military parade because I want to show support for our military and make liberals stroke out with rage. And if the Cheese-eating Surrender Monkeys can do it with elan, why can't we do it with aplomb?

But I don't think there should be a reviewing stand like the Soviets with Trump standing there like Brezhnev. They should just have a nice display of our might and Trump can just come out at the end ......like Santa Claus in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 06, 2018 10:44 PM (mc8++)

227 I will keep my snow.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:41 PM (3/sUh)

Where do you keep it?

Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2018 10:44 PM (QJ9Br)

228 Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 10:38 PM (PvFoN)

The post-epiphany DiGenova would be at least a 10000x improvement!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:44 PM (gwPgz)

229 Men see objects

*****************

Well I see boobies, which is the same thing as objects, right?

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 06, 2018 10:45 PM (+dsLj)

230 State lawmakers in New Mexico recently proposed a bill that would force high school students to apply for college unless they provide the government with alternative post-graduation plan.

Isn't that the parents' job?
Posted by: nerdygirl



Maybe. But it's "DAMN sure" not the government's job.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2018 10:45 PM (daAqw)

231 State lawmakers in New Mexico recently proposed a bill that would force high school students to apply for college unless they provide the government with alternative post-graduation plan.

++++

My post-graduation plan is to smoke dope and play video games until my parents finally get fed up and throw me out of their basement.

Posted by: New Mexico HIGH School Student at February 06, 2018 10:45 PM (pvjTE)

232 Hmmm... It just occurred to me that next season, my snow blower will be 29! Just like me!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 06, 2018 10:45 PM (e9G8E)

233 Does Netflix still have the Don Cherry movie KEEP Your HEAD UP KID , The Don Cherry story. Never knew he didn't play in the NHL it's a good mini series.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 06, 2018 10:45 PM (dKiJG)

234 Wow!

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/961083704230674438

And that's how you do that.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 10:45 PM (sdi6R)

235 The Left is trying to spin that Nunez is working with the Russians. The more the onion is peeled the crazier they get.
Wonder what the new Dem talking points are going to be tomorrow regarding the latest shoe to drop.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 10:45 PM (PvFoN)

236
House Bill 23, sponsored by Republican state representative Nate Gentry and Democratic state senator Daniel Ivey-Soto, would require high school juniors to "file an application with a college or show that the student has committed to an internship or apprenticeship or military service."


Here, lemme fill that out for you, kiddo -

"Fuck off, you statist fucks"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 10:45 PM (pNxlR)

237 202 >> Physicists see forces.

They see fields. And with gravity, they see geometry. 'Tis not a force (at least in GR).
Posted by: Pencil Neck Schiff'n'Shit at February 06, 2018 10:40 PM (8O3HH)


But a field is a force that has yet to find its test probe, so pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 10:46 PM (slNe8)

238 Nick Mitchell suffered a brain haemorrhage and three mini-strokes after downing Monster and Red Bull cans whilst running a karaoke evening in a sweltering club. A third of pugs 'suffer from potentially deadly problem with legs' The 56-year-old from West Yorkshire said: 'These drinks nearly killed me. I was so close to death and thought I might not make it through surgery.

ah

er

I..

* stammers *

OK.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 06, 2018 10:46 PM (y87Qq)

239 Elon, trust me buddy, you gotta get over the idea of landing those things on boats! The boats hate your rockets! Land that expensive stuff somewhere out in the desert, so that if it augers in we can at least take a look at the wreckage and see what went wrong! Dope!

Posted by: goon at February 06, 2018 10:46 PM (EaQ6/)

240
Off, Schiffy shit sock.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 10:46 PM (8O3HH)

241 221 I need ptayers, my wife has been diagnosed with as arthritis. Her pelvis back hands and large joints hurt. She starts humera soon. Pray the drugs work and she gets this under control without any side effects.
Posted by: Usntakim at February 06, 2018 10:44 PM (0OmEj)

Prayers up. My mom got arthritis so bad that she had to stop playing the piano, which broke her heart, so I'm hoping the drugs make it possible for people to avoid that kind of heartbreak.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 06, 2018 10:47 PM (1FhAQ)

242 State lawmakers in New Mexico recently proposed a bill that would force high school students to apply for college unless they provide the government with alternative post-graduation plan.

Notice how the operative word in all Democrat proposals is "force."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 10:47 PM (slNe8)

243 Ill tempered cur tells us that he did become a citizen.

What kind of horrible person would want to be a citizen of this awful, oppressive place?!

Posted by: cfo mom at February 06, 2018 10:47 PM (RfzVr)

244 Wonder what the new Dem talking points are going to be tomorrow regarding the latest shoe to drop.

**************************

They won't stop until they declare every one who voted for Trump to be Russian agents.

I had to admit though, I've been using Russian dressing more often lately, and now I'm contemplating whether to get a mail order Russian bride who looks like Melania.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 06, 2018 10:47 PM (+dsLj)

245 How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
You give her a shovel.

Good Night everybody.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 06, 2018 10:47 PM (dKiJG)

246 "8 Thin mints, baby. Just one hit."

https://youtu.be/XYYGKCanqfA

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at February 06, 2018 10:48 PM (3JQ/p)

247 201 119 I boycott Girl Scout cookies. Their leadership supports Planned Parenthood.

Plus, you can find generic substitutes at Walmart for less than a dollar.
Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2018 10:24 PM (QJ9Br)

Me, too. Haven't bought GScout cookies since I found out.


Posted by: Gem at February 06, 2018 10:39 PM (XoAz

--------------------------------------------------

Not only does the GS organization support PP, their leadership is chock full of SJW, never punished with a baby cat ladies.

There are many good reasons why parents want their girls to join the Boy Scouts and not the Girl Scouts, and it's not because they want to ruin Boy Scouting (although that is going to be the likely outcome imho). Boy Scouting is not as far to the far left as Girl Scouting is.

Posted by: Boots at February 06, 2018 10:48 PM (EBwPV)

248
Just be prepared for some gross mucus.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 06, 2018 10:37 PM


There exists some non gross mucus?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 10:48 PM (IqV8l)

249 For clearing sinuses, and getting a healthy dose of Jewish Penicillin whilst so doing, this is a good enough way to get 'er done.

Starting with your own personal standard of a good Chicken Soup, add Tony Saschere Cajun Seasoning to taste. Just make sure that the "to taste" factor is right at the threshold of what you'd consider "too hot."

Then, add Garlic Powder, till it's just short of "objectionable."

Just adding those two ingredients, in the manner so prescribed, will elevate that Chicken Soup from mere Jewish Penicillin, all the way up to Kosher Cipro on Steroids.

Plus, it tastes pretty damn good in it's own right, whether you're sick or not.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2018 10:48 PM (QzJWU)

250 199 There is SO much I should be doing rather than hanging out here. So. Much. But I'll just hang out here anyway, because nobody has free will if you ask our leftist betters. And how is everybody anyway?
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 06, 2018 10:39 PM (1FhAQ)

---

** sponsors a bill to give everyone free will, paid for by the rich ***

Posted by: your leftist betters at February 06, 2018 10:48 PM (vChNs)

251 Nick Mitchell suffered a brain haemorrhage and three mini-strokes after downing Monster and Red Bull cans whilst running a karaoke evening in a sweltering club.

-
Ehh, it wasn't that much of a brain to begin with.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 06, 2018 10:49 PM (+y/Ru)

252 So... Nobody wants to say "Goodnight" me?

... ShitHorde.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 10:49 PM (Ckg4U)

253 235 The Left is trying to spin that Nunez is working with the Russians. The more the onion is peeled the crazier they get.
Wonder what the new Dem talking points are going to be tomorrow regarding the latest shoe to drop.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 10:45 PM (PvFoN)

Grassley's real name? Grassleyevich. You heard it here first!

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 06, 2018 10:49 PM (1FhAQ)

254
So a Repuke co-sponsored the intrusive NM post-high school plans bill and ex-Repuke Ted Stevens sponsored the Olympics diversity reckoning horseshit.

So much for being the party of individual freedom and minimal government intrusion ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 10:49 PM (pNxlR)

255 227 I will keep my snow.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:41 PM (3/sUh)

Where do you keep it?

Posted by: ALH at February 06, 2018 10:44 PM (QJ9Br)

In snow banks, Silly

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:49 PM (3/sUh)

256 USNtakin
Prayers for your wife and also you. May the lord relieve her of her pain and worry and help you both in your time of need and comfort.

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 10:49 PM (7ZiDC)

257 Prayers up, Usntakim.

G'Gal has arthritis from scleroderma but can't take Humira because of her cirrhosis.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 10:49 PM (tRaq7)

258 On the list Usntakim. Hopefully now that there's a diagnosis they can zero in on how to relieve the effects.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 06, 2018 10:49 PM (RfzVr)

259 If the requirement to file paperwork that declares what one is going to do after high school is not in the form of checkboxes, then 90% will be found to be illiterate. But that's just racist, as usual.

Posted by: goon at February 06, 2018 10:50 PM (EaQ6/)

260 252 So... Nobody wants to say "Goodnight" me?

... ShitHorde.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 10:49 PM (Ckg4U)

Obviously that means they want you to stick around yet.

So stay up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:50 PM (3/sUh)

261 We need to have a theorem thread.

For instance:

Love Sandwich Theorem: a sandwich made for you by a loved one always taste better than one made by oneself.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 10:50 PM (2DOZq)

262
Free will? Is that like a wet willie?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 10:50 PM (pNxlR)

263 Posted by: Usntakim at February 06, 2018 10:44 PM (0OmEj)

Prayers up!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:50 PM (gwPgz)

264 188 +1 on the Neti pot or some variation. It will flush your sinus out.

It goes in your nose??!!

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at February 06, 2018 10:50 PM (OtVYM)

265 Too bad for the girl Scouts but their newish recipe cookies don't taste that great. Plus I know how SJWhiney they've gone and the creepy PP ties.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 06, 2018 10:51 PM (eASYU)

266 Slapwealsel, Sweet dreams relax and God Bless. Good night.

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 10:51 PM (7ZiDC)

267 C'mon, I'm not that intrusive.

Posted by: Tapeworm (R. - N.M.) at February 06, 2018 10:51 PM (H5knJ)

268 252 So... Nobody wants to say "Goodnight" me?

... ShitHorde.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 10:49 PM (Ckg4U)

Obviously that means they want you to stick around yet.

So stay up


Yes. Don't go, Slap.

*lifts cuff, shows some hot calf muscle*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:51 PM (9SkN+)

269 *Hah!* @ Misanthropic!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 10:51 PM (Ckg4U)

270 Night Slap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:52 PM (2iZKp)

271 Beautiful picture up top Mis-Hum.

And now I run off after posting.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 06, 2018 10:52 PM (eASYU)

272 73 Some miscreants would probably kill the women and rape the livestock anyway...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto


If they're raping the livestock they're probably muzz.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2018 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

273 So much for being the party of individual freedom and minimal government intrusion ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 10:49 PM (pNxlR)


Come come my good man, you can't possibly have meaningful individual freedom without government oversight, you might not be doing it right!

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:52 PM (gwPgz)

274
So much for being the party of individual freedom and minimal government intrusion ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


Colin Powell was a big advocate of "mandatory volunteerism" for high school students.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 10:53 PM (IqV8l)

275 203 I assume that's a (mock) Trans-Mars Injection burn? I haven't been keeping up with this. 'Splain Lucy.

Some antibiotics could probably clear that right up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 06, 2018 10:40 PM (IcT7t)

---

something something trans-your-anus SHEP something.

(vodka empaired)

Posted by: buzzaw90 at February 06, 2018 10:53 PM (vChNs)

276 252 So... Nobody wants to say "Goodnight" me?

... ShitHorde.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 10:49 PM (Ckg4U)


I usually just pass out without fanfare.

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 10:53 PM (sdi6R)

277 We make pretty good wodka here in Texas, but I still like Stolichnaya. And President Trump.

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2018 10:54 PM (zLDYs)

278
*lifts cuff, shows some hot calf muscle*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Elsie the Borden Cow's calf.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 10:54 PM (IqV8l)

279 I'm done for the night, I have to put an extra dog to bed tonight and restoke the wood stove afore I can crash.

Posted by: Hrothgarevitch at February 06, 2018 10:55 PM (gwPgz)

280 I usually just pass out without fanfare.
Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 10:53 PM (sdi6R)



Yeah, its the waking up in the pool of vomit that I can do without.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 10:55 PM (9SkN+)

281 They won't stop until they declare every one who voted for Trump to be Russian agents.

I had to admit though, I've been using Russian dressing more often lately, and now I'm contemplating whether to get a mail order Russian bride who looks like Melania.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at February 06, 2018 10:47 PM (+dsLj)
*******************************

One of my favorite alcoholic beverages just happens to be a "White Russian" I guess that makes me a Racist too.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 10:55 PM (PvFoN)

282 I usually just pass out without fanfare.
Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 10:53 PM (sdi6R)

--------

Yep, me too. I go quietly into that good night.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 06, 2018 10:55 PM (bsHMd)

283 I will make a sandwich for someone else, I rarely eat sandwiches unless I'm with someone who requests company.

I have not bought Girl Scout cookies in years, yes my reason is Planned Parenthood. I find this to be a sad state of affairs.

Jim Carey morphed into a screwball.

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 10:55 PM (7ZiDC)

284 Yeah, its the waking up in the pool of vomit that I can do without.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February




you should make sure you pass out after everyone else so you are the last one on the floor .

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)

285 Too many kids graduate from HS and sit around smoking pot all day.
Posted by: Iasonas


My parents would not have tolerated that.
We don't need more laws. We need responsible parents.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2018 10:56 PM (+lVUW)

286 Obviously that means they want you to stick around yet.

So stay up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:50 PM (3/sUh)

*ever so slowly and silently moves Slap's My Pillow over to where he won't find it*

Posted by: Miklos from arch support at February 06, 2018 10:56 PM (zCyNd)

287
Mission Control, I'm ready for my TUI burn.

Posted by: Hope Solo at February 06, 2018 10:56 PM (8O3HH)

288 So... Nobody wants to say "Goodnight" me?

... ShitHorde.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 10:49 PM (Ckg4U)




*grabs shovel*


I'll tuck you in.

But I ain't gonna kiss you good night.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2018 10:56 PM (QzJWU)

289 I usually start doing something else with the HQ up on my browser, then realize a couple hours have passed and just quietly close the browser. The advantages of going to bed in the wee hours of the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 10:56 PM (2iZKp)

290 Not gonna like, I love me a good Moscow Mule.

But I prefer an all-American bourbon any day of the week.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 06, 2018 10:57 PM (wVMAv)

291 Just wanted to give a shout-out to the B-52 crew that sent those Taliban bastards to paradise. Nice shooting crew! On a side-note, anyone that guns down a pilot after he has ejected and hit the deck deserves the full force of that pilot's nation. Kick their asses Russia!

Posted by: goon at February 06, 2018 10:57 PM (EaQ6/)

292 Slap,--
Golden slumbers fill your eyes,
smiles await you when you rise....

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2018 10:57 PM (zLDYs)

293 well, waking up in a pool of vomit is more or less upsetting depending upon whether or not you paid for the pool.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 06, 2018 10:57 PM (MTjB1)

294 >>>Yep. I know the fat fucker who sat behind me at the Lyle Lovett Show got me

he was probably a creepy missoulian

Posted by: concrete girl at February 06, 2018 10:57 PM (C6eZV)

295 Man see objects, can someone define this for me. I have a few clues on some men but its not a standard by any means.

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 10:57 PM (7ZiDC)

296 Posted by: Usntakim at February 06, 2018 10:44 PM (0OmEj)
**************
prayers sent.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2018 10:58 PM (PvFoN)

297 "I usually just pass out without fanfare."
-Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 10:53 PM (sdi6R)

If you wished a "Good Night" to everyone and got bubkus in return?

You might be Miffed.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 10:58 PM (Ckg4U)

298 Old and Stale: Beer and Coffee memes. Yeah yeah, we get it, coffee is delicious and addicting and I really need it in the mornings cause I'm cranky without it and fall asleep at the computer at work and that's really hilarious. And then when I get home, there's nothing like a cold brew because it's delicious and addicting and I really need it in the evenings cause I'm cranky without it and yell at the kids and kick the dog until I get that first bottle and that's really hilarious.

Posted by: MSTisdale at February 06, 2018 10:58 PM (BPtPW)

299 Why are Eromero and Miklos in Slap's bed?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 06, 2018 10:58 PM (e9G8E)

300 Colin Powell was a big advocate of "mandatory volunteerism" for high school students.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 10:53 PM (IqV8l)


Was he advocating picking cotton? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 10:59 PM (slNe8)

301 How do you "force" someone to apply to college? You can't kick them out of school, right? Do they come to your house with a SWAT team and no one leaves until you fill out the applications? What is the penalty for failure to comply? I read the article, but it makes no sense. (As their brilliant plan.) Busy work for some administrators? "I am the head of the College Compliance Division of XXXX Consolidated School District".

Maybe they can make you apply, but how do they make you enroll?

Posted by: cfo mom at February 06, 2018 10:59 PM (RfzVr)

302 Why are Eromero and Miklos in Slap's bed?
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Group sex

Posted by: lin-duh at February 06, 2018 11:00 PM (kufk0)

303 295 Man see objects, can someone define this for me. I have a few clues on some men but its not a standard by any means.
Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 10:57 PM (7ZiDC)

I think that what the author is trying to say is that men are more object and physically based in how they see things, whereas women see things more in terms of their relationships to other things.

It may be true when it comes to physical attraction (probably is) but in the more general sense, I think he is full of crap. On the other hand, he may have been speaking to a more narrow subject than what is shown by the quote.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 11:00 PM (2iZKp)

304
How many more days before Adam "Spaceman" Schiff gets publicly spooged in the face?

Redact NOTHING. Humiliate them utterly. Their sputterings and harumphs of consternation will be epic.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 11:00 PM (pNxlR)

305 I ain't in the bed, just running the camera.
'Aziz! Light!'

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2018 11:00 PM (zLDYs)

306 295 Man see objects, can someone define this for me. I have a few clues on some men but its not a standard by any means.
Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 10:57 PM (7ZiDC)


If I might speak for the male sex generically, I think this means that men tend to focus on things and ideas, whereas women tend to focus on relationships between people. And by "tend to focus" I mean "are more interested in."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:00 PM (slNe8)

307 You might be Miffed.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 10:58 PM (Ckg4U)

All farewells in Hungary require a minimum of three hours and many drinks.

It is the way of my people.

Posted by: Miklos from arch support at February 06, 2018 11:00 PM (zCyNd)

308 Maybe they can make you apply, but how do they make you enroll?
Posted by: cfo mom at February 06, 2018 10:59 PM (RfzVr)



It's a tax!

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at February 06, 2018 11:00 PM (9SkN+)

309 299 Why are Eromero and Miklos in Slap's bed?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 06, 2018 10:58 PM (e9G8E)

Nefarious Russian plot.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 06, 2018 11:00 PM (1FhAQ)

310 An Excuse For Perversion

Aside from legitimate cases of mental illness and an increasingly larger number of young people who have been indoctrinated, the entire "trans" phenomena is, to a large degree, about legitimizing perversion.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14386

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 06, 2018 11:01 PM (itfg0)

311 State lawmakers in New Mexico recently proposed a bill that would force high school students to apply for college unless they provide the government with alternative post-graduation plan.

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Fat, Drunk and Stupid!

Posted by: Flounder at February 06, 2018 11:01 PM (vChNs)

312 She just can't stop herself.

>>>[Hillary] named places all over the world where crops are "burning up in intense heat," and she advised partnering with international organizations to help.

"So yes, women once again will be primarily burdened with the problems of climate change," she said. "So look for international organizations to support."

========

Gee. I wonder what organization(s) she could possibly be referring to?

She's like some archetypal W.C. Fields character going from town to town setting up a booth at the local carnival and giving out the same old well polished spiel.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 06, 2018 11:01 PM (/qEW2)

313 Posted by: cfo mom at February 06, 2018 10:59 PM (RfzVr)

Ve have our vays

Posted by: The Uniparty at February 06, 2018 11:01 PM (wVMAv)

314 Fall of the Berlin Wall

Yesterday marked the day that the Berlin Wall, an artifact of not only the Cold War but also the Allied victory in World War II, has been down - 10,316 days - as it was up.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14425

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 06, 2018 11:01 PM (itfg0)

315 Man see objects, can someone define this for me. I have a few clues on some men but its not a standard by any means.
Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 10:57 PM (7ZiDC)


It's generally assumed that mens' visual acuity is tied to motion; that if you stay still, we can't see you. Turns out, we can distinguish stationary objects just fine.

It doesn't stop the hurtful jokes though

Posted by: hogmartin at February 06, 2018 11:01 PM (y87Qq)

316 If you wished a "Good Night" to everyone and got bubkus in return?

You might be Miffed.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 10:58 PM (Ckg4U)




Look here, Little Miffed Muffet.

I was just typing out my first comment of the ONT, when you posted your "goodnight."

What, you want me to dump my carefully composed ministerial missive, just to wipe yer snotty nose and pat you on the popo, hand you your binky and sing you a lullabye?

Well, okay, but that's gonna cost you $500.

And I'm gonna post those pics of you in those flannel onsies ALL over the innertubes.

Sweet dreams!


/snrk
/snrk*


*so much snark, two disclaimers required.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2018 11:01 PM (QzJWU)

317 My eyes are tired from reading content and comments. Off to bed. Tomorrow will be another day of deep state twisting like an eel in a barrel of salt. Enjoy.

Posted by: colfax mingo at February 06, 2018 11:02 PM (6knIi)

318 103 On the other hand, the high school juniors can forget about a career and
move to Stockton and get a guaranteed monthly income, no questions
asked.

I've lived in Stockton. Not worth it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned


It's gonna get worse once all the freeloaders move in for their free money. All those homeless people in LA are going to see this as an opportunity of a lifetime.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2018 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

319 Why are Eromero and Miklos in Slap's bed?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 06, 2018 10:58 PM (e9G8E)

I would not invade Slap's personal space.

I have a very long hook from my vaudeville days.

Posted by: Miklos from arch support at February 06, 2018 11:02 PM (zCyNd)

320
Done discussing immigration after the word illegal. They're not immigrants--they're ILLEGAL ALIENS.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 06, 2018 11:03 PM (S/hVx)

321 314 Fall of the Berlin Wall

Yesterday marked the day that the Berlin Wall, an artifact of not only the Cold War but also the Allied victory in World War II, has been down - 10,316 days - as it was up.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14425
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 06, 2018 11:01 PM (itfg0)

God bless RR.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 11:03 PM (2iZKp)

322 State lawmakers in New Mexico recently proposed a bill that would force high school students to apply for college unless they provide the government with alternative post-graduation plan.

"My post-graduation plan is to kill every legislator in New Mexico."

Happy now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:03 PM (slNe8)

323
Do they come to your house with a SWAT team and no one leaves until you fill out the applications?


The DepEd sends out their Janet Reno Enrollment Platoons from their well-armed Elian Gonzales Diktat Enforcement Brigade.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 11:03 PM (pNxlR)

324 Men are mostly literal. Women mostly tend not to be. IMHO.



Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 11:03 PM (2DOZq)

325 I'm going to Kick Your Ass, Jim.

#Internetthreat.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 11:03 PM (Ckg4U)

326 Off to get some fitful sleep. Sweet dreams, Horde.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at February 06, 2018 11:03 PM (1FhAQ)

327 Night colfax mingo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 11:04 PM (2iZKp)

328 Physicists see forces.

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they sure don't see pussy

Posted by: Flounder at February 06, 2018 11:04 PM (vChNs)

329 It's gonna get worse once all the freeloaders move in for their free money. All those homeless people in LA are going to see this as an opportunity of a lifetime.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2018 11:02 PM (+lVUW)


Yep.

I blame Big Popcorn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:04 PM (slNe8)

330 FIRST! No? Well, shit. I read the content.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2018 11:04 PM (wdmm9)

331 Night joncelli.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 11:04 PM (2iZKp)

332 328 Physicists see forces.

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they sure don't see pussy
Posted by: Flounder at February 06, 2018 11:04 PM (vChNs)


What is the equation of state of this "pussy" of which you speak?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:04 PM (slNe8)

333 I'ma tip your boat, you silly bastard.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 11:05 PM (Ckg4U)

334 Having a state trooper aiming an AR-15 at their head during college finals will be an effective way to teach the young lads motivation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 06, 2018 11:05 PM (9SkN+)

335 I stopped buying Girl Scout Cookies when the proceeds started going to pay for Planned Parenthood propaganda. The left ruins everything.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2018 11:05 PM (wdmm9)

336 Howdy fappers. I see the crack monkey posting continues apace!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 11:05 PM (NWiLs)

337 244 Wonder what the new Dem talking points are going to be tomorrow regarding the latest shoe to drop.


---

Hilary is walking again?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 11:05 PM (vChNs)

338 Just got off the phone with Slap. The dude abides.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 11:05 PM (KP5rU)

339 >>>"With respect to the rest of the world, I would say that particularly for women... they will bear the brunt of looking for the food, looking for the firewood, looking for the place to migrate to when all of the grass is finally gone as the desertification moves south and you have to keep moving your livestock or your crops are no longer growing," Failed POTUS candidate Hillary R. Clinton.<<<




Well, if it's global warming causing new deserts all over, noone will need firewood.


What an idiot.

Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at February 06, 2018 11:06 PM (gBv3T)

340 328 Physicists see forces.

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they sure don't see pussy
Posted by: Flounder at February 06, 2018 11:04 PM (vChNs)


Which explains why we don't have to continually revise the midpoint of the IQ test upward.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:06 PM (slNe8)

341 G'Night, joncelli.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 11:06 PM (Ckg4U)

342 Try "Psycho Killer" and "Smells Like Team Spirit" by the Uke Och. Of GB. Its savage.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'cluelessly riding the 'short bus' through life. at February 06, 2018 11:06 PM (4CCz5)

343 >> What is the equation of state of this "pussy"

That's something I've been working on for a long time. Still got nuttin'.

Pussy is intractable.

Posted by: publius, the Gloveless Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)

344 I'm going to Kick Your Ass, Jim.

#Internetthreat.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 11:03 PM (Ckg4U)



HAH!


/slaplaugh



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2018 11:06 PM (QzJWU)

345 Fucking Yahoo is such bullshit...watched a video of theirs this afternoon claiming the core stage today from the Falcon Heavy rocket touched down on the ocean platform safely, when in reality it was old footage of a previous landing. I repeated this finding here and must apologize for trusting a bullshit fucking bunch of losers for fair and accurate reporting. The core stage indeed did NOT land safely and Elon Musk confirmed this in his press conference. The video link from the landing platform was down, which is not uncommon, and I guess Yahoo felt it necessary to ad lib all had gone well and showed the footage from the booster camera from an earlier launch touching down safely. They will lie about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING for clicks!!!

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 06, 2018 11:06 PM (yhf6w)

346 337 244 Wonder what the new Dem talking points are going to be tomorrow regarding the latest shoe to drop.

Hilary is walking again?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 11:05 PM (vChNs)


Barefoot. She already lost one shoe, and now apparently has lost the other as well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:07 PM (slNe8)

347 There exists some non gross mucus?

---

well if you have 143 muccii...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 11:07 PM (vChNs)

348 G'nite, Mary Ellen... g'nite Jim Bob... g'nite, grampaw...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 06, 2018 11:07 PM (e9G8E)

349 Hillary Cunton is a diseased, mendacious clint. Sub-saharan Africa is actually greening up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 11:07 PM (Dbv1R)

350 335 I stopped buying Girl Scout Cookies when the proceeds started going to pay for Planned Parenthood propaganda. The left ruins everything.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2018 11:05 PM (wdmm9)

I'll make a confession:

I do not really get the vast love of girl scout cookies. I am not saying they are bad, just I have never found a flavor that is orgasmic as they seem to be for some people.

Do not get me wrong, thin mints are awesome, but they cannot beat a chocolate chip cookie, hot and moist out of the oven. Or Chocolate chip cookie bars.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 11:07 PM (2iZKp)

351 343 >> What is the equation of state of this "pussy"

That's something I've been working on for a long time. Still got nuttin'.

Pussy is intractable.
Posted by: publius, the Gloveless Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)


No one has yet come up with the Unified Snatch Theory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:07 PM (slNe8)

352 Physicists see forces.

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they sure don't see pussy
Posted by: Flounder at February 06, 2018 11:04 PM (vChNs)

I know a lot of them specialize in studying black holes.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 11:07 PM (2DOZq)

353 I have a severe man-crush on Elon Musk. That is all. Now to read the content.

Posted by: Johnny at February 06, 2018 11:08 PM (kUotE)

354 Yahoo News. The batboy of the intertubes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 11:08 PM (KP5rU)

355 In snow banks, Silly
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:49 PM (3/sUh)


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interesting?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 11:08 PM (vChNs)

356 187 I got booted out of HS Guidance Counselor's office when I told him I wanted to be a free lance gynecologist
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 10:30 PM (3/sUh)

----

They wisely counselled against my plan to sell bottles of water.

-----
You two should work something out and co-market with Gwynneth Paltrow.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 06, 2018 10:37 PM (zCyNd)

Door-to-door clam steaming.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 11:08 PM (NWiLs)

357 Posted by: Tentotwo at February 06, 2018 11:06 PM (yhf6w)

I don't know how many sites i have book marked or in my feedly feed. I'm guessing 200.

Yahoo isn't one of those.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 11:08 PM (3/sUh)

358
Yesterday marked the day that the Berlin Wall, an artifact of not only the Cold War but also the Allied victory in World War II, has been down - 10,316 days - as it was up.

And today is Ronald Reagan's birthday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 11:09 PM (IqV8l)

359
State lawmakers in New Mexico recently proposed a bill that would force high school students to apply for college unless they provide the government with alternative post-graduation plan.


Kind of reminds me of when my college roommate and I came back to the dorm late one evening about four months before graduating. May have been inebriated, may have been loud, may have been laughing ... ain't confessing to anything.

Anyway, we got written up by the RA and had to report for a disciplinary hearing a few days later, where we were put on double secret probation with the threat of expulsion from the dorm if we misbehaved and disrespected the RA again. We had a good laugh over that hollow threat.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 11:10 PM (pNxlR)

360 264 188 +1 on the Neti pot or some variation. It will flush your sinus out.

It goes in your nose??!!
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at February 06, 2018 10:50 PM (OtVYM)

---

of course, ya smoke it...then head out for Doritos

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 11:10 PM (vChNs)

361 I'ma tip your boat, you silly bastard.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 06, 2018 11:05 PM (Ckg4U)



Dude, that ship sailed sunk, back in 2008.

And Hurricane Ike can kiss my ass, still.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2018 11:10 PM (QzJWU)

362 "Unified Snatch Theory?!

Has it got super-symmetry, and superstrings, and micro-dimensions, and shit?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 06, 2018 11:10 PM (e9G8E)

363 >> I know a lot of them specialize in studying black holes.

Speaking of that, I saw something about Hope Solo getting hacked and showing off again.

Lindsey Vonn showed hers off too. For Tiger Woods, I think.

There's something about these Olympic sports gals that want to show that off for some reason.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 11:10 PM (8O3HH)

364 Do not get me wrong, thin mints are awesome, but they cannot beat a chocolate chip cookie, hot and moist out of the oven. Or Chocolate chip cookie bars.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 11:07 PM (2iZKp)

Tasty, very tasty.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 11:10 PM (3/sUh)

365 219 Just in my experience:
-women do better at multitasking. Men generally do better when given a single task to focus on.

Yep. They can cheat on you, plan a divorce, take half your cash and conduct a character assassination campaign all at the same time!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 11:11 PM (NWiLs)

366 Speaking of that, I saw something about Hope Solo getting hacked and showing off again.

Lindsey Vonn showed hers off too. For Tiger Woods, I think.

There's something about these Olympic sports gals that want to show that off for some reason.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 11:10 PM (8O3HH)


Uh ... aren't those white holes? Or at least pink holes?

OK, maybe not for Hope Solo, but ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:11 PM (slNe8)

367 I don't know how many sites i have book marked or in my feedly feed. I'm guessing 200.
Yahoo isn't one of those.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 11:08 PM (3/sUh)
..................
I know, I guess I was in a rush to find out the outcome of the third booster and clicked the first site that seemed to have an answer!...

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 06, 2018 11:11 PM (yhf6w)

368 I'm not the slightest bit gay but that man is brilliant, funny, honest, and very, very handsome. I'd hit it.

Posted by: Johnny at February 06, 2018 11:12 PM (kUotE)

369
Everyone is running around here in frantic prep for the coming storm. We aren't really dug out from the last sneaky little dump of climate change.That was good for 10" at our redoubt, this one has the same accumulation forecast.

Might be looking at the roof rake if so. My insulation plus the ventilation is so good snow melts very slowly.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 06, 2018 11:12 PM (S/hVx)

370
No disrespect intended to anyone here who may well be one, but I never grasped of what use were high school guidance counselors.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 11:12 PM (pNxlR)

371 Door-to-door clam steaming.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 11:08 PM (NWiLs)

I come in on this and now I have to try to sleep.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'cluelessly riding the 'short bus' through life. at February 06, 2018 11:12 PM (4CCz5)

372 Have you thought about selling dildoes made of solid precious metals?

I hear there is a market for em.

Posted by: Exile at February 06, 2018 11:12 PM (Fikbq)

373 She's like some archetypal W.C. Fields character
going from town to town setting up a booth at the local carnival and
giving out the same old well polished spiel.


Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

"Belle Fontaine! How often, in my peripatations about the globe, have my thoughts returned to the fair citizens of...(Parade Hat!) Belle Fontaine!"

Why, yes. Yes indeed.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2018 11:12 PM (H5rtT)

374 215 Hogmartin then its catchin the wind. Or is that blowin off? Bagpipes move. Hurtful jokes? If there is a hurtful joke there was an originating joker that didn't stand still. Now define male or female views, its a roundabout. See this is where men a women sometimes also differ. Its all a mash pit, I was never one for chest bumps.

See woman views, she has eyes too. She can confuse woman and men. So can men.

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 11:12 PM (7ZiDC)

375 Oh and he's super rich

Posted by: Johnny at February 06, 2018 11:12 PM (kUotE)

376 175 The FBI cry-bully Campbell inadvertently illustrates everything that is wrong with the FBI. He wrote his column bashing Republicans as if he were a field agent, without mentioning he was Comey's boy. He's another partisan Democrat hack in a partisan Democrat hack FBI who now works at a partisan Democrat hack FakeNews network.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives


I'm starting to think that there are public sector employees who don't have our best interests at heart.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2018 11:13 PM (+lVUW)

377 362 "Unified Snatch Theory?!

Has it got super-symmetry, and superstrings, and micro-dimensions, and shit?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 06, 2018 11:10 PM (e9G8E)


The mathematics to solve the Snatch Problem have yet to be invented. Modulo 28 functions are clearly involved, but that's as far as we've gotten so far.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:13 PM (slNe8)

378 No disrespect intended to anyone here who may well be one, but I never grasped of what use were high school guidance counselors.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 11:12 PM (pNxlR)


Really? It's a way to keep retards out of the classroom.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:14 PM (slNe8)

379 Man see objects, can someone define this for me. I have a few clues on some men but its not a standard by any means.


---

guy sees tits
girl sees tits that are bigger than her own

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 11:15 PM (vChNs)

380 >> Uh ... aren't those white holes? Or at least pink holes?

Lindsey was much better groomed than Hope, but still not bleached. Maybe we can get those color comparison things and pin the color down.

No, Hope's is indeed not a true black hole, because of Wheeler's famous maxim: Black holes have no hair.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 11:15 PM (8O3HH)

381 377; Um, yeah. I guess.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 11:15 PM (KP5rU)

382
Boy, oh boy, that Jim Carrey sure puts everything on the line, doesn't he?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 11:15 PM (pNxlR)

383 I'm starting to think that there are public sector employees who don't have our best interests at heart.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2018 11:13 PM (+lVUW)

Nerdygirl, thank you for the giggle.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 11:15 PM (3/sUh)

384 373 StringerDavis

Are you an attorney or affiliated within that structure? Your structure in language follows a some what familiar pattern.

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 11:16 PM (7ZiDC)

385 Republican state representative Nate Gentry and Democratic state
senator Daniel Ivey-Soto, would require high school juniors to 'file an
application with a college or show that the student has committed to an
internship or apprenticeship or military service.'


Parents in New Mexico should enroll their kids as apprentice morticians, and use Gentry and Ivey-Soto for practice.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 11:16 PM (Dbv1R)

386 Really? It's a way to keep retards out of the classroom.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:14 PM (slNe

Huh. I thought they were there to help you fuck up the rest of your life.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'cluelessly riding the 'short bus' through life. at February 06, 2018 11:16 PM (4CCz5)

387
If you any of you Moron's doubt I'm being completely serious, just search the "No-Hair Theorem". John Wheeler, one of the high priests of GR and gravitation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 11:16 PM (8O3HH)

388 Aetius451AD

I think a lot of it is nostalgia. Way back when the GS were cute little tykes selling door-to-door once a year to raise funds for their wholesome, patriotic, enriching activities. They were not so overpriced, they were only available once a year for a very short window, and they were not a bunch of SJWs. And they made types you could not get in the stores.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 06, 2018 11:17 PM (RfzVr)

389 Guidance Counselors hated me. Said my only hope was Federal Prison. I hated those phony lady boys.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 11:17 PM (KP5rU)

390
"Morons doubt", dammit. I look like an illiterate idiot. I'm an idiot, but not illiterate. Horny idiot. Black holes get me all discombobulated anyway.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 11:17 PM (8O3HH)

391 The herpes virus is hoping someday to be cured of its Jim Carrey.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2018 11:18 PM (6FqZa)

392 Posted by: Tentotwo

* * * * * *

You apparently can see the central booster crash landing on one of the youtube versions of the video - a commenter claimed it was several inches off target and toppled. You'd think they'd give it a larger landing platform until it's literally guaranteed to pin point accuracy.

Posted by: MSTisdale at February 06, 2018 11:18 PM (BPtPW)

393 Something strange going on in El Paso county, down near Colorado Springs. Three sheriffs deputies were shot yesterday morning, one died, the other two are expected to recover. A bystander was shot, and is OK.

Constant news of it all day yesterday, with a short terse presser finally given late afternoon. All that was announced was the name of the dead deputy. No information was given about the shooter or shooters, other than to say two suspects, one of them dead.

And today, almost 36 hours later, they ran a soft story on the Denver news channels, memorializing the dead officer, but saying nothing about the reason for the gunfight, or the dead perp, or the still-alive "suspect."

Why cannot a reporter do his job? Why wouldn't the TV news people say something like "El Paso Sheriff Department won't yet release information?"

Sounds fishy.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 06, 2018 11:18 PM (5OEn4)

394
I see that setting my browser to delete data on close was a mistake.

Posted by: xywioz88 at February 06, 2018 11:18 PM (ECDXs)

395 I can't be the only one to have noticed, but aren't Girl Scout cookies sexist? They imply that girls should be in the kitchen making cookies instead of earning merit badges in justice activism?

What they should really do to reverse the stereotypes that have plagued humanity for millennia: require Boy Scouts to sell Boy Scout cookies.

Now that GSA leadership has been let into the BSA organization, this seems to be a no brainer. I'm sure there are tons of reforms way overdue to be enacted as their influence grows.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 06, 2018 11:19 PM (/qEW2)

396 After months of procrastination, I finally watched the last 6 episodes of Into The Badlands. I was entertained. Such beautiful violence in it. Eventually I'll finish the latest seasons of Dark Matter and Killjoys. I saw DM was cancelled. Hope they try to finish the series before that. Hate when they cancel a show on a cliff hanger.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2018 11:19 PM (peJQi)

397 What is the equation of state of this "pussy" of which you speak?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:04 PM (slNe

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i'm not sure, let me look in the box where i keep the pussy

Posted by: Schrodinger at February 06, 2018 11:19 PM (vChNs)

398
Are they making special Tide Pods for Valentine's Day? Asking for a friend ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 11:19 PM (pNxlR)

399 I'm not the slightest bit gay but that man is brilliant, funny, honest, and very, very handsome. I'd hit it.

Posted by: Johnny at February 06, 2018 11:12 PM (kUotE)

C'mon over, big boy.

Posted by: James "Jimmy the G-Man in a G-string" Comey at February 06, 2018 11:19 PM (zCyNd)

400 I love the vaccine rant. I had years of dealing with those issues. on the other hand I made a pot roast h/t Dr Alice from the cookbook. retirement is good

Posted by: lurking grandma at February 06, 2018 11:19 PM (sujqA)

401 389 Guidance Counselors hated me. Said my only hope was Federal Prison. I hated those phony lady boys.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 11:17 PM (KP5rU)

Saw mine once. Handed me a college catalogue and told me to go to an all boys school. So I could concentrate. Wtf?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'cluelessly riding the 'short bus' through life. at February 06, 2018 11:20 PM (4CCz5)

402 396 SGU was the worst cancel ever.

Posted by: Johnny at February 06, 2018 11:20 PM (kUotE)

403 In 1981 I was a chauffeur for a privately owned limo. Occasionally the owner would loan the car out to employees or friends to go out on the town.

The one thing that everyone did was to place a call on the car phone. They had nothing to say, but the sheer novelty took them away. Back then they were operator assisted and quite expensive.

Don't know if the big 'bricks' were around then.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 06, 2018 11:21 PM (FTlwv)

404 OK Hordelings, it's Bedtime for Bonzo.

A fond goodnight to you all.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 11:21 PM (tRaq7)

405 New Mexico high school juniors can fill out the paperwork and say they are planning on taking an apprenticeship at Burger King so they can get some of them free dope ass breakfast sandwiches.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 06, 2018 11:21 PM (5OEn4)

406 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 11:19 PM (pNxlR)

I wish!

Posted by: Publik Skool Stoodent at February 06, 2018 11:22 PM (wVMAv)

407 389 Guidance Counselors hated me. Said my only hope was Federal Prison. I hated those phony lady boys.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 11:17 PM (KP5rU)


"My aim in life is not to be a fucking jerkoff guidance counselor in Buttfuck, North Dakota. No offense."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:22 PM (slNe8)

408 That is a profoundly stupid statement on multiple
levels. But still, I like the image of Hillary Clinton out in the desert
searching for firewood.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2018 10:27 PM (pvjTE)

When I look for firewood, I look in the forest, not the desert.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 11:23 PM (Dbv1R)

409 "V" was one impressive cancel.

Hey all you humans are all fucked now, kthxbai

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 06, 2018 11:23 PM (6FqZa)

410
Door-to-door clam steaming


Like the Fuller Brush salesmen!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2018 11:24 PM (pNxlR)

411 That meme about the Girl Scout Cookies is SO. FUCKING. TRUE.

Posted by: thirteen28 at February 06, 2018 11:24 PM (GdJ+p)

412 My "guidance" counselor was a total fraud.

No help AT ALL with my Estes rocket activities.

Posted by: Rocket Boy Miklos at February 06, 2018 11:24 PM (zCyNd)

413 Something strange going on in El Paso county, down near Colorado Springs. Three sheriffs deputies were shot yesterday morning, one died, the other two are expected to recover. A bystander was shot, and is OK.

Constant news of it all day yesterday, with a short terse presser finally given late afternoon. All that was announced was the name of the dead deputy. No information was given about the shooter or shooters, other than to say two suspects, one of them dead.

And today, almost 36 hours later, they ran a soft story on the Denver news channels, memorializing the dead officer, but saying nothing about the reason for the gunfight, or the dead perp, or the still-alive "suspect."


You know why.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:24 PM (slNe8)

414 Government in action: I enlisted in the Navy at 17 and served six years honorably. Apparently because I enlisted at the age I did, the gov doesn't have a record of me signing up for Selective Service by age 18. Um of course they don't - I WAS ALREADY SERVING. I still receive a comment from this or that govt agency that comments, "So you didn't register with Selective Service - why not?"

Despite numerous attempts to cure their stupidity, I gave up explaining their and now create wild stories of avoiding service as if there had been a draft.

But hey, they'll nail that health care thingy.

Posted by: MSTisdale at February 06, 2018 11:24 PM (BPtPW)

415 377 362 "Unified Snatch Theory?!

Has it got super-symmetry, and superstrings, and micro-dimensions, and shit?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 06, 2018 11:10 PM (e9G8E)

The mathematics to solve the Snatch Problem have yet to be invented. Modulo 28 functions are clearly involved, but that's as far as we've gotten so far.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:13 PM (slNe

---

apparently the g-spot exists beyond the event horizon

Posted by: Schrodinger at February 06, 2018 11:24 PM (vChNs)

416 No help AT ALL with my Estes rocket activities.
Posted by: Rocket Boy Miklos at February 06, 2018 11:24 PM (zCyNd)


I remember those!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:25 PM (slNe8)

417 Loved the first couple seasons of Dark Matter. Because I'm an EvE player. Haven't caught up since.

Posted by: Johnny at February 06, 2018 11:25 PM (kUotE)

418 Babe Ruth -- A Fistful Of Dollars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DnBgoaVEE8

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 06, 2018 11:25 PM (0ogQG)

419 Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 11:21 PM (tRaq7)

We safe....for now.

Posted by: the lobsters at February 06, 2018 11:25 PM (zCyNd)

420 I saw Desertification Moves South open for Edgar Winter at the Providence Civic Center in 1974.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2018 11:25 PM (cu8/f)

421 Anyone else here play Eve Online?

Posted by: Johnny at February 06, 2018 11:26 PM (kUotE)

422 I think the big brick cell phones came out it 1982/83 and were super expensive and unreliable. Interestingly, the technology was all there in 1973 when the first cell phone call was made---it made the NY Times that day--bit legal and logistical things had to be sorted out that delayed them.
I think they started to take off after the Michael Douglas character in Wall Street always had one. That was 1987 I think.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 06, 2018 11:26 PM (mc8++)

423
I don't believe we even are aware of the physics of the Snatch Problem. There are forces/fields there of which we have no kin yet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 11:26 PM (8O3HH)

424 I remember those!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:25 PM (slNe

---------------

I once used an Estes "D" engine for a giant bottle rocket. Electrical tape, long stick, underwater fuse and nothing approaching vertical flight.

It was a hoot.

Posted by: Blake at February 06, 2018 11:27 PM (WEBkv)

425 Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/960953803624341504

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/960953938454437891

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/960954122081067009

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/960954224023654400

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/960954332664553475

Posted by: kbdabear at February 06, 2018 11:27 PM (eh0Va)

426
A unified field theory will still be incomplete, because it will not include the Pussy. The Pussy is other.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 11:27 PM (8O3HH)

427 Nerdy girl

FBI is not Public Sector it's the Goverment Federal sector, nor do the two meet. Feds have mucho benefits also. Public Sector is strictly Municipal. All who OMG, OMG carry guns have limited powers depending on who they are.

I was surprised over the FBI and State Police cooperation. This relates to the Feds recently and the State Police said so. Um nope, state nor Municipal does not take dictation from Fed's... unless upper chain made agreements. Friggin women doing a mans job, how did that happen?

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 11:27 PM (7ZiDC)

428 415 377 362 "Unified Snatch Theory?!

Has it got super-symmetry, and superstrings, and micro-dimensions, and shit?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 06, 2018 11:10 PM (e9G8E)


Current thinking is that Snatch Theory does involve strings, at least for a while.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:27 PM (slNe8)

429 410
Door-to-door clam steaming

Like the Fuller Brush salesmen!

---

Fuller Bush?

Posted by: Schrodinger at February 06, 2018 11:28 PM (vChNs)

430 I don't believe we even are aware of the physics of the Snatch Problem. There are forces/fields there of which we have no kin yet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 11:26 PM (8O3HH)


The path of understanding is long, Grasshopper.

Posted by: the Blind Monk Miklos at February 06, 2018 11:28 PM (zCyNd)

431 More Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/960954425140445185

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/960954531763900418

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/960954624676126721

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/960954722650861568

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/960954817215696901

Posted by: kbdabear at February 06, 2018 11:28 PM (eh0Va)

432
apparently the g-spot exists beyond the event horizon
Posted by: Schrodinger


Well, that Event Horizon movie was a horror picture.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 11:28 PM (IqV8l)

433 "The one thing that everyone did was to place a call on the car phone.
They had nothing to say, but the sheer novelty took them away. Back
then they were operator assisted and quite expensive."

My grandpa had a radiophone in his work car in the 1950s. No clue what it cost since the county paid for it. Never used it or really even touch it.

Posted by: X-ray at February 06, 2018 11:29 PM (mFZgq)

434 Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at February 06, 2018 11:21 PM (tRaq7)

We safe....for now.

Posted by: the lobsters at February 06, 2018 11:25 PM (zCyNd)



You spoke too soon, shellfish.


418 Babe Ruth -- A Fistful Of Lobsters.

Ty Cobb. A Few Lobsters More.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DnBgoaVEE8


Posted by: GnuBreed at February 06, 2018 11:25 PM (0ogQG)





Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2018 11:29 PM (QzJWU)

435 421 Anyone else here play Eve Online?
Posted by: Johnny at February 06, 2018 11:26 PM (kUotE)

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the 1-900# one?

Posted by: Schrodinger at February 06, 2018 11:29 PM (vChNs)

436 402 396 SGU was the worst cancel ever.


Yea, that one was abrupt. I was kind of interested to where that show was going. To bad it got canned.

My poor Guidance Counseler. I joined the USAF and completely froze her out. It wasn't on purpose. I knew what I wanted to do and just went about doing it. I joined (Delayed Enlistment Program) and waited. A few months passed and I was approached by my very worried GC. She said "You joined the Air Force?". I said yes. She asked "Why didn't you tell me?". "I didn't think I had too". My friend gotta good laugh out of it. I felt bad for her. I just didn't think to use her.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2018 11:30 PM (peJQi)

437 apparently the g-spot exists beyond the event horizon
Posted by: Schrodinger


The problem is that the g-spot occurs at a discontinuity in the legs variable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:30 PM (slNe8)

438 I got my first cell phone in 1994. Big ole Motorola.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 11:30 PM (2DOZq)

439 @384 IANAL!
That was a rough WC Fields quote. If you hadn't caught me, I was going to slip in a couple more from the same film, all kind of Hillary-ous.

Back reference to a recent, pretty wide-ranging, discussion of town pronunciations: "Bellefontaine" is "Bell-fountain."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2018 11:30 PM (H5rtT)

440 I got strings, Gstrings, pasties too, wanna see em twirl?

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 11:31 PM (7ZiDC)

441 Ha! I got 420.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2018 11:31 PM (cu8/f)

442 on Wednesday of next week, wife and will have been married for 42 years. If you really want to talk pussy, step off my fucking lawn.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 11:31 PM (KP5rU)

443 I think Girl Scout Cookies suck. They're like the Little Debbies of the cookie world. They have a plastic, synthethic quality. A homemade cookie of any sort is better.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at February 06, 2018 11:32 PM (H5knJ)

444 I don't think we had a guidance counselors. Again it may be because I went to school in Louisiana.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 11:32 PM (2DOZq)

445 I was in bootcamp by 17 too. Never spoke with a GC. Had no need...

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 06, 2018 11:33 PM (0OmEj)

446 Sean Smith AKA Vile Rat was a victim of Benghazi. He was a well-known player in Eve. I had interacted with him a few times.

Also, Event Horizon is the scariest fucking movie I've ever seen.

Posted by: Johnny at February 06, 2018 11:33 PM (kUotE)

447 442 on Wednesday of next week, wife and will have been married for 42 years. If you really want to talk pussy, step off my fucking lawn.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 11:31 PM (KP5rU)

Congrats Chavez and Mrs. Chavez

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 06, 2018 11:33 PM (3/sUh)

448 I got my first cell phone in 1994. Big ole Motorola.
Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 11:30 PM (2DOZq)
.................
I got my first cellphone, a page phone, in like 95' or 96' and it cost 120.00 a month plus roaming charges...Remember roaming charges?

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 06, 2018 11:34 PM (yhf6w)

449 447: Thank you, Sir. It's been one hell of a ride.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 06, 2018 11:34 PM (KP5rU)

450 430 I don't believe we even are aware of the physics of the Snatch Problem. There are forces/fields there of which we have no kin yet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 11:26 PM (8O3HH)


The path of understanding is long, Grasshopper.
Posted by: the Blind Monk Miklos at February 06, 2018 11:28 PM (zCyNd)


---

I will need at least 30 to have an adequate sample size for the experiments i have fantasized planned.

And thus the science does not get done.

Posted by: Schrodinger at February 06, 2018 11:34 PM (vChNs)

451 420
Was that a smoke out. Pot story. I can't keep up, maybe its civilian time.

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 11:35 PM (7ZiDC)

452 421 Anyone else here play Eve Online?
Posted by: Johnny at February 06, 2018 11:26 PM (kUotE)

No. I like my soul and sanity right where they are, thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 06, 2018 11:35 PM (2iZKp)

453 441 Ha! I got 420.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2018 11:31 PM (cu8/f)

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We Can Help

Posted by: SAT Prep Course at February 06, 2018 11:36 PM (vChNs)

454
442 on Wednesday of next week, wife and will have been married for 42 years.

Who is Will?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 11:36 PM (IqV8l)

455 That would be a 'bag' phone...not 'page' phone!

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 06, 2018 11:37 PM (yhf6w)

456 Hillary named places all over the world where crops are burning up in intense heat, and she advised partnering with international organizations to help.

It's too bad that Hillary Clinton will never be president of the United States. So she can't make the taxpayers pay for this.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2018 11:37 PM (+lVUW)

457 *desperately tries to think of ways to pull this into a sci-fi/MMO thread*

Posted by: Johnny at February 06, 2018 11:39 PM (kUotE)

458 Hillary named places all over the world where crops are burning up in intense heat, and she advised partnering with international organizations to help.

It's too bad that Hillary Clinton will never be president of the United States. So she can't make the taxpayers pay for this.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2018 11:37 PM (+lVUW)




She mentioned Colorado? They're burning their crop, fast as they can plant, grow and harvest it!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2018 11:40 PM (QzJWU)

459 Have you thought about selling dildoes made of solid precious metals?



I hear there is a market for em.

Posted by: Exile at February 06, 2018 11:12 PM (Fikbq)

You could use plutonium; it's self-warming.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 11:40 PM (Dbv1R)

460 Thanks M.H for sharing the Reagan tribute. It is nice to know that I'm not the only person marking the Gipper's birth this day. He was the last leader of the Twentieth Century, all others since have merely been office holders. The last of the golden days before the Ivy league cretins that followed Reagan steered us into near oblivion.

I cried when Frank Reynolds broadcast the assassination attempt by the nutbag Hinkley. First reports the Gipper was not hit and then corrected. My God, Reynolds uttered several time. I remember being so worried that Reagan would not survive the attack.

Of course, the Good Lord was not ready for Ronnie and the rest is history, the fall of Soviet Communism, the bombing of terrorist encampments in Libya - no safe harbors for terrorists - tax reform that made the PC revolution possible by freeing capital markets.

I would not cry again until Ronnie's letter to the nation announcing he had Alzheimer's. His light was being diminished while the country was being polarized by the criminal Clintons. The Clintons' propaganda machine was doing its best to rewrite the history of the Reagan years.

Yet Ronnie's legacy endures. Trump has picked it up and is running with it. So first drink tonight is to you, Ronnie. You will never be forgotten as long as free men and free markets exist.

Posted by: Locke Common at February 06, 2018 11:40 PM (F1s3V)

461 Pebble the snatch from my hand, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 06, 2018 11:40 PM (0ogQG)

462 We had a car phone in 1972- of course it didn't work but we "plugged it in" under the dash and drove around talking on it like it actually went somewhere. Possibly drinking was involved. Animal House was based on a true story.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 06, 2018 11:41 PM (CL76w)

463 441 Ha! I got 420.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 06, 2018 11:31 PM (cu8/f)



*kicks down door*

*shoots dog*

*finds one copy of NORML Magazine, dated June 1997*

*charges Miley with "paraphernalia" for the magazine*

Posted by: SWATTY McSWATFACE at February 06, 2018 11:43 PM (QzJWU)

464 Posted by: Tentotwo at February 06, 2018 11:06 PM (yhf6w)

Earlier tonight my brother texted me that FNC said the same thing, about two minutes after the ABC Evening News said they had a report that it did not land safely. Didn't find out the truth until I saw the report by Elon Musk.

I don't care, today was a good day for the space industry.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 06, 2018 11:43 PM (IuYIh)

465 Also, if Hillary thinks that only women will be stuck with moving the livestock, she must not know too many ranchers or dairy farmers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2018 10:11 PM (+lVUW)


The only 'dairy' farmer Hillary knows is Huma, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: RickZ at February 06, 2018 11:43 PM (vUUN1)

466 Camp Fire Mints >>> any freakin type of Girl scout cookie

Its like a gang rivaly imprinted in second grade.

Posted by: LASue at February 06, 2018 11:43 PM (BZA5F)

467 I KNOW cattle futures!!!

Posted by: *hic!* at February 06, 2018 11:44 PM (zCyNd)

468 Touchdown of the two side boosters was frickin epic though.

Posted by: Johnny at February 06, 2018 11:45 PM (kUotE)

469 459 Have you thought about selling dildoes made of solid precious metals?



I hear there is a market for em.

Posted by: Exile at February 06, 2018 11:12 PM (Fikbq)

You could use plutonium; it's self-warming.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 11:40 PM (Dbv1R)

---

GIVE US THE PRECIOUS! WE WANTS IT IN THE CRACK OF DOOM!!!

Posted by: Hillary Gollum Clinton at February 06, 2018 11:45 PM (vChNs)

470 Repeated for emphasis:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/961083704230674438

*mic drop*

Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2018 11:45 PM (sdi6R)

471 423
I don't believe we even are aware of the physics of the Snatch Problem. There are forces/fields there of which we have no kin yet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2018 11:26 PM (8O3HH)

Fields of attraction appear around expensive cars, private jets, pleasure boats and stacks of cash, however. We can build on this evidence.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 11:46 PM (NWiLs)

472 You could use plutonium; it's self-warming.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 11:40 PM (Dbv1R)


Nope.

Depleted uranium.

Better penetration.

Posted by: Exile at February 06, 2018 11:47 PM (Fikbq)

473 OK couple of car phone jokes.
My dad has had the police-radio habit for about 55 years. Back in the Hallicrafters days, you could just turn the dial and find the darnedest stuff. It was romantic: like short wave, they'd have these "suggestions" printed right on there about what services were likely to be using those wavelengths.
He found one that was used for car phones. In, about, 1968. And there was one traveling salesman (I know!) who used his only for making assignations with his mistress, and phoning home his cover stories to his wife. That frequency got notebooked, I can tell you. Dad got months of salacious entertainment out of that one. Of course, you never find how it ends up...

I shared an office with a really swell guy who just had a lucky life. Two terms in the Corps, between wars, never left California. Married a nurse, she took up painting as a hobby, and her pieces became a big hit as "sofa art" at craft shows. And, his brother-in-law got rich, and loved to show it off by entertaining his friends. Anyway, one day my partner there got a call, spoke up, asked for repeats etc, then "rang off" and said, "You won't believe this. My brother in law is riding in an open limo in a parade in Florida, and it has a car phone so he had to call me just to say "You'll never believe where I'm calling from!"

We quickly ascertained that at that time, 99% of all car phone calls had to be "You won't believe where I'm calling from." Mid-80's, there were still pay phones on every building.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2018 11:47 PM (H5rtT)

474 I don't care, today was a good day for the space industry.
Posted by: Bill R. at February 06, 2018 11:43 PM (IuYIh)
...............
It was a powerful display of technology, will, and vision!

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 06, 2018 11:47 PM (yhf6w)

475 467 I KNOW cattle futures!!!
Posted by: *hic!* at February 06, 2018 11:44 PM (zCyNd)


---

Duh. It's STEAK.

Posted by: Hillary Gollum Clinton at February 06, 2018 11:47 PM (vChNs)

476 SO, if said HS junior does not provide a suitable plan post graduation, is he not granted his diploma? You have not provided us a suitable plan for job prospects, so you don't get a diploma, thereby ruining any prospects you might have had. Or do they force you to go to college. If that is the case, how do they force you to pay tuition? Call it a tax? I don't think this will pass muster. This is an attempt to counter the Mike Rowe effect and scare kids back to the indoctrination camps.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2018 11:48 PM (wdmm9)

477 160 Hillary lost because she's a horrible person.

Her karma overcame her.

She lacked conviction.

Posted by: Agent Coulson at February 06, 2018 11:48 PM (fqHZs)

478 GIVE US THE PRECIOUS! WE WANTS IT IN THE CRACK OF DOOM!!!
Posted by: Hillary Gollum Clinton at February 06, 2018 11:45 PM (vChNs)


Ah. A spurious solution to the Snatch Problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2018 11:49 PM (slNe8)

479 475 omg threadwinner that was hilarious.

Posted by: Johnny at February 06, 2018 11:49 PM (kUotE)

480 Fields of attraction appear around expensive cars, private jets, pleasure boats and stacks of cash, however. We can build on this evidence.

--

nah, it's the hair.

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 06, 2018 11:49 PM (vChNs)

481 I still receive a comment from this or that govt agency that comments, "So you didn't register with Selective Service - why not?"
Posted by: MSTisdale at February 06, 2018 11:24 PM (BPtPW)

My father was on a Pacific Island in WW2 when he got his draft notice.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 06, 2018 11:49 PM (IuYIh)

482 Posted by: Locke Common at February 06, 2018 11:40 PM (F1s3V)

And if RR was alive today and running for president the #HotSalon25 would hate him.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarinan at February 06, 2018 11:50 PM (3/sUh)

483 I saw a pay phone the other day with a sign on it that said "Yes it works!"

What they realized is that even if people don't have a cell phone, no one carries change anymore.

Posted by: Iasonas at February 06, 2018 11:50 PM (wVMAv)

484 390 Buzzsaw

I could give two squats about another women's boobs size.

Object theory, depends on are you a man or women?

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 11:51 PM (7ZiDC)

485 472 You could use plutonium; it's self-warming.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 11:40 PM (Dbv1R)


Nope.

Depleted uranium.

Better penetration.
Posted by: Exile at February 06, 2018 11:47 PM (Fikbq)

---

If the snatch is not wet, Sodium works.

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 06, 2018 11:52 PM (vChNs)

486 What they realized is that even if people don't have a cell phone, no one carries change anymore.

1.800.CALL.ATT and charge it ...

Posted by: Adriane the History of Pay Phones Critic ... at February 06, 2018 11:53 PM (AoK0a)

487 I am a military doctor and still get recruiter calls trying to get me to become a military doctor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 06, 2018 11:53 PM (wdmm9)

488 I knew before I clicked on the full article that the Red Bull guy had to be a Brit. Just knew it.

Posted by: keena at February 06, 2018 11:53 PM (RiTnx)

489 if you've got a problem with the snatch, just grab it. Always works.

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 06, 2018 11:54 PM (vChNs)

490 If the snatch is not wet, Sodium works.

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 06, 2018 11:52 PM (vChNs)



And if the snatch IS wet, she will be HOT, and VERY VERY BOTHERED!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2018 11:54 PM (QzJWU)

491 489 if you've got a problem with the snatch, just grab it. Always works.
Posted by: Donald Trump at February 06, 2018 11:54 PM (vChNs)

Only for the wealthy, famous and powerful. Regular shlubs like me are left out in the cold.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 06, 2018 11:55 PM (NWiLs)

492 My father was on a Pacific Island in WW2 when he got his draft notice.
Posted by: Bill R. at February 06, 2018 11:49 PM (IuYIh)

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which side was he on?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 11:56 PM (vChNs)

493 Sodium is too soft to work as a dildo. it might become mish-shapen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2018 11:56 PM (Dbv1R)

494 What they realized is that even if people don't have a cell phone, no one carries change anymore.

Payphone at the local Circle K has a card slot on it. Couldn't tell you how to use it, the instructions are in Spanish.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 06, 2018 11:56 PM (IcT7t)

495
I am a military doctor and still get recruiter calls trying to get me to become a military doctor.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Tell them you'll switch over for flag officer rank.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2018 11:57 PM (IqV8l)

496 Donny two scoops has requested a grand military parade in DC. I believe this is a great idea. Bring on the parade...

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 06, 2018 11:57 PM (0OmEj)

497 I have known women who went in for boob jobs, and sharing the info on mens opinions after their endeavors in regards to sex, some women talk.

Also knew women who defined themselves on their size and wanted enlargements, they were not happy nor content within themselves, deeper issues. Breast implants are a contributing factor to personal vanity. Is this an Obect that moves?

Posted by: Luann at February 06, 2018 11:58 PM (7ZiDC)

498 >> Regular shlubs like me are left out in the cold.

Boy, Ah's just a regular shlub too, and I used to grab that shit all the damn time.

Grabbed Sally Quinn and her mama at the same time, boy! Go for it!

*thump, thump, thump*

Posted by: Strom Thurmond at February 06, 2018 11:58 PM (8O3HH)

499 which side was he on?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 06, 2018 11:56 PM (vChNs)


The winning side.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 06, 2018 11:58 PM (IuYIh)

500 State lawmakers in New Mexico recently proposed a bill that would force high school students to apply for college unless they provide the government with alternative post-graduation plan.

How about you can't -go- to college until you have a plan to pay for it, and what you will use it for?

Or hey, how about the government stop funding any blame-America-first organizations. If I was emperor, I would stop paying a huge college with just one anti-american class. Because being called Scrooge is a step up from being called the world's biggest villain.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 06, 2018 11:58 PM (rnAwa)

501 Roll 155 Howitzers right down Constitution Avenue...

And fire them.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 06, 2018 11:59 PM (fqHZs)

502 Donny two scoops has requested a grand military parade in DC. I believe this is a great idea. Bring on the parade...
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 06, 2018 11:57 PM (0OmEj)

I think the folks that have to participate would rather just have a day off.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 06, 2018 11:59 PM (IuYIh)

503 Time for the old folk. Gonna be busy tomorrow, and I need my beauty sleep.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 07, 2018 12:00 AM (S/hVx)

504 482 Posted by: Locke Common at February 06, 2018 11:40 PM (F1s3V)

And if RR was alive today and running for president the #HotSalon25 would hate him.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarinan



So your saying the Modern Rockefeller GOP would hate him? Didn't they hate Reagan in 76 too? Why Ford won the nomination instead of RR? I would have to look up and see if the Rockefeller comparison is accurate but I'm lazy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2018 12:01 AM (peJQi)

505 if you've got a problem with the snatch, just grab it. Always works.

Posted by: Donald Trump at February 06, 2018 11:54 PM (vChNs)

Yep. I find that the Private Banking Department of Credit Suisse is a great place for a first date.

Posted by: Uncle Scrooge McMiklos at February 07, 2018 12:01 AM (zCyNd)

506 503; nite gramps

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 07, 2018 12:02 AM (KP5rU)

507 Night IGP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:02 AM (2iZKp)

508 Donny two scoops has requested a grand military parade in DC. I believe this is a great idea. Bring on the parade...

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 06, 2018 11:57 PM (0OmEj)



I think the folks that have to participate would rather just have a day off.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 06, 2018 11:59 PM (IuYIh)

Get Vlad Putin to provide a column of ICBM's on mobile launchers. And some Katyusha launchers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:02 AM (Dbv1R)

509 Night, Irongrampa.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:02 AM (Dbv1R)

510 It does take away some of the power of knowledge. Today a half tard can just google the same info that made a knowledgeable person more valuable back in the day.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 06, 2018 10:24 PM (2DOZq)


That is assuming a tard can enter into a search engine exactly what they are searching for and have the discernment to realize not all links are equal. Have you seen some of the links tards use to back up their silly arguments? Like quoting Al Gore to prove there is Glowbull Wormening?

Back when I was writing papers in college, one had to read through a card catalogue and write down those books/authors one thought might be useful, then hunt down the books looking through miles of shelving to find said book, then read it just to see if that book was pertinent to the paper you were writing. It was sweaty work finding out whether a book wasn't going to be used in the paper or not. Kids today have no such problem with sweat when it comes to finding bullshit to prove their case, which is why (my theory) college kids today are so fat: There is no more library workout but rather sedentary searches inside their overly comfy dorm rooms. I mean, they don't even have to expend the energy to get dressed to do research, much less actually walk!

Posted by: RickZ at February 07, 2018 12:04 AM (vUUN1)

511 Donny two scoops has requested a grand military parade in DC. I believe this is a great idea. Bring on the parade...

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 06, 2018 11:57 PM (0OmEj)




With one Corporal herding a small flock of geese, which would be adorned with various ANTIFA, Pussy Hat and other "Resistance" regalia.

Get ahead of the accusations of the military "goose stepping" in the parade, by parading some actual geese.

Which are wearing the colors of the actual Fascists, Nazis and Democrats. (but, I repeat myself)

Oh, and why a Corporal? Do I really need to explain that one?

*evil grin*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2018 12:04 AM (QzJWU)

512 You should have more respect for guidance councilors, m'kay? Guidance councilors are important, m'kay.

Posted by: Mr. Mackey at February 07, 2018 12:04 AM (0V2ki)

513 Man From UNCLE 2015 soundtrack

https://youtu.be/dov-DpWEQ_g

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2018 12:05 AM (rnAwa)

514 501 Roll 155 Howitzers right down Constitution Avenue...

And fire them.
Posted by: Hawkpilot



You want to shell Rosslyn?

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2018 12:06 AM (peJQi)

515 You should have more respect for guidance councilors, m'kay? Guidance councilors are important, m'kay.

Posted by: Mr. Mackey at February 07, 2018 12:04 AM (0V2ki)

Somebody has to do the molesting that coaches won't do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:06 AM (Dbv1R)

516 Get Vlad Putin to provide a column of ICBM's on mobile launchers. And some Katyusha launchers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:02 AM (Dbv1R)

I have long proposed that the highway from BWI to downtown DC should be lined with ICBMs, each with an informational display about the missile, warheads, and the country it is dedicated to.

When a new ambassador arrives at BWI, on the way into DC, "Excellency? Would you like to see your missile?"

Posted by: Strategic Miklos Command at February 07, 2018 12:06 AM (zCyNd)

517 which side was he on?

We had a guy. No more than got drafted into the Polish Army than you-know-who arrived, and they changed management. He got re-drafted into an organization they were calling the Polish Labor Army, supporting you-know-whose war effort. He did not enjoy this. Soon as he could he got loose and volunteered to the US Army as an interpreter. So, the only man I knew who was a veteran of WWII on both sides.

So one of the junior employees takes a morning off for a dental appt. Calls in, says the dentist used laughing gas and told him to take the whole day off. The Polish boss says, "Come on, nobody uses gas no more." And the employee, miffed, said "I don't know. You'd be the expert on that."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 07, 2018 12:06 AM (H5rtT)

518 Rockefeller's were the CoC of Reagan's time they hated him then and they hate him now.

Reagan didn't get the nomination in '76 because Mississippi sold him out. Per M. Levin

Posted by: gNewt at February 07, 2018 12:06 AM (rKAyM)

519 That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects. John Fowles

Cute ... but untrue.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:08 AM (8gDQu)

520 ...I have long proposed that the highway from BWI to downtown DC should be lined with ICBMs, each with an informational display about the missile, warheads, and the country it is dedicated to.

When a new ambassador arrives at BWI, on the way into DC, "Excellency? Would you like to see your missile?"

Posted by: Strategic Miklos Command at February 07, 2018 12:06 AM (zCyNd)




This is a Newsletter to which I shall subscribe, at once!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2018 12:10 AM (QzJWU)

521 Chuckling at the military parade idea - if only for the way it riles up the idiots. And this is not new, of course.


Few seem to recall or know that there was a military parade in DC back in June 1991, after the first Gulf War.


Spectacular June day - perfect, no heat or humidity. The parade was great. With F-117s doing a flyover down the Mall. Was a great day for military personnel, everyone I encountered was honored and excited to do it.


Great fireworks show at night (first time I saw "shaped" fireworks - think they were new then - purple hearts, yellow ribbons).


And - I clearly remember a guy I knew back then just sort of freaking out about it all. He would be your typical Manhattan lib (literally) ..... I remember staying very coy, just tried to tease out his objections. Nothing, really, just discomfort at something like a military parade to salute and honor people who had just participated in a great and successful operation. So revealing. Recall that as one of the first "jeebus, these people are just on a different planet" moments.



Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 12:11 AM (QDnY+)

522 I just discovered that apparently Trump is thinking of having a giant military parade in DC.

Naturally the usual cranks and crackpots are aghast.

I say go for it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 12:11 AM (xopQc)

523 Ok. The ukulele group from GB played the most unique version of the theme from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly I have ever heard. The only note missed that I noticed was when the whistler cracked up for a couple of seconds. I was truly amazed by the variety of sound they got out of their instruments, and they did a damn good job with the vocals and sound effects. Makes me wonder what they could have done with The Ecstasy of Gold or the theme from A Few Dollars More.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at February 07, 2018 12:12 AM (N3Tzm)

524 Cute ... but untrue.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:08 AM (8gDQu)

Indeed. Men usually perform better than women in tests of spatial reasoning. Like, "draw the object pictured as viewed from the left side".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:12 AM (Dbv1R)

525 Installations at public housing will be provided at no cost to the resident,

It's public housing ... so I gather that pretty much everything is done at no cost to the resident. That's the whole point of public housing, is it not? If the resident could afford to rent a place he wouldn't be in public housing.

I'm sure they'll take good care of whatever it is that's being installed in the houses they are given.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:13 AM (8gDQu)

526 Regarding that pro-vax link about the immunologist, all I can say is: Alcohol-based rants for the win!

Personally, I think that is why the HQ is so successful: We do not discriminate against alcohol and the ranting side effects.

Posted by: RickZ at February 07, 2018 12:13 AM (vUUN1)

527 A great military parade, something to take the kiddos to see. Great school essay and a grand memory.

Posted by: gNewt at February 07, 2018 12:14 AM (rKAyM)

528 I'm sure they'll take good care of whatever it is that's being installed in the houses they are given.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:13 AM (8gDQu)

"Laptop batteries restuffed. Very cheap, mate. Cash only."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:15 AM (Dbv1R)

529 We do not discriminate against alcohol and the ranting side effects.

It is not a "side effect". It is the desired outcome.

Posted by: Miklos, as much an expert as the next expert at February 07, 2018 12:15 AM (zCyNd)

530 I made about two gallons of shrimp and crab creole this morning and fed a few people. Three pounds shrimp, one pound crab meat, onions, bell peppers, hot sauce and one pound of butter. Reports indicate everyone had a nap shortly afterward.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 07, 2018 12:15 AM (axSEO)

531 Stringer, good story!


Everyone catch that story about the Korean who served in, I think, *four* armies in WWII? Impressed into the Japanese Army, captured by then joined the Red Army, then the Germans, then the British (?). Amazing story.


Back when they were both alive (recently, I think), he should have had a beer with the Japanese guy who was in Hiroshima on August 6, 1945 (unhurt), and then was in Nagasaki on August 9, 1945 (unhurt). Oh, yes. Traveling salesman, I think.



Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 12:16 AM (QDnY+)

532 *ponders*

As the two B-29s cruise over the Mall in DC, Trump at the podium grinning - "We begin bombing the DNC in five minutes."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 12:16 AM (xopQc)

533 521 Chuckling at the military parade idea - if only for the way it riles up the idiots. And this is not new, of course.


Few seem to recall or know that there was a military parade in DC back in June 1991, after the first Gulf War.


Spectacular June day - perfect, no heat or humidity. The parade was great. With F-117s doing a flyover down the Mall. Was a great day for military personnel, everyone I encountered was honored and excited to do it.


Great fireworks show at night (first time I saw "shaped" fireworks - think they were new then - purple hearts, yellow ribbons).


And - I clearly remember a guy I knew back then just sort of freaking out about it all. He would be your typical Manhattan lib (literally) ..... I remember staying very coy, just tried to tease out his objections. Nothing, really, just discomfort at something like a military parade to salute and honor people who had just participated in a great and successful operation. So revealing. Recall that as one of the first "jeebus, these people are just on a different planet" moments.

Exactly, Celebrate the defeat of isis. Bomber flyovers/F22s/tanks/marines/f18 flyovers, the whole nine yards. I think its a great idea. I'm betting the guys involved would be proud. The only thing I ever did was fleet week... had a blast.


Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 07, 2018 12:17 AM (0OmEj)

534 Stringer Davis
Did I miss your response to my question, could you repeat your short answer about law/legal experience, You have or do not have that experience. Sorry thread is long.

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 12:17 AM (7ZiDC)

535 Interesting, from the sidebar... we see foreign intervention in the US election, from British Intelligence folks...

Steele, and others from MI6.

Helping the Democrats to undermine President Trump.

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 07, 2018 12:17 AM (NgKpN)

536 The quote from John Fowles is only partially right. Allow me to fix it:

Men see objects, women see people.

Men see relationships between objects (math and science), women see relationships between people (sociology, psychology).

Posted by: Dogstar at February 07, 2018 12:17 AM (h4ypp)

537 State lawmakers in New Mexico recently proposed a bill that would force high school students to apply for college unless they provide the government with alternative post-graduation plan.

That sounds terribly un-Constitutional.

Additionally, the bill mandates that local school boards must ensure that all students are "reasonably informed" about "the financial benefits of graduating a college and the availability of financial aid."

What is "graduating a college"? I've heard of "graduate college" and "graduate from a college" but this "graduate a college" is a new thing. Do you have to administer the college tests or can you just graduate it on a whim?

Most colleges, these days, are a rip-off. Not worth a tenth of what they charge. Seats of ignorance and stupidity.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:18 AM (8gDQu)

538 Goddamnit, why did you have to post a picture of those samoas? I have no car for 2 weeks and would have to walk 15 miles into town to get a fix. I've been clean for 12 years.

*throws Kink Lemonade on the thread and slams door*

Posted by: Monk, recovering samoas addict at February 07, 2018 12:18 AM (g4lFK)

539 As much as I enjoyed the Eagles winning the Super Bowl, today's Falcon Heavy launch was 1000x more exciting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59pY74ZhQ50

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2018 12:20 AM (sdi6R)

540 An associates father could read, write, and speak high German. He also looked the part. He was captured behind enemy lines three times. He did a show and tell in our history class. Shit load of metals.

Posted by: gNewt at February 07, 2018 12:20 AM (rKAyM)

541 Most colleges, these days, are a rip-off. Not worth a tenth of what they charge. Seats of ignorance and stupidity.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:18 AM (8gDQu)

That phrase from Coolidge- "educated derelicts".

Posted by: Miklos, with diplomas and stuff at February 07, 2018 12:20 AM (zCyNd)

542 Did I miss your response to my question, could you
repeat your short answer about law/legal experience, You have or do not
have that experience. Sorry thread is long.

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 12:17 AM (7ZiDC)

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:20 AM (Dbv1R)

543 Indeed. Men usually perform better than women in tests of spatial reasoning. Like, "draw the object pictured as viewed from the left side".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:12 AM (Dbv1R)


Yeah ... people often make silly statements when they are trying to be profound. I believe Honest Abe had a good saying about this ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:21 AM (8gDQu)

544 As much as I enjoyed the Eagles winning the Super Bowl, today's Falcon Heavy launch was 1000x more exciting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59pY74ZhQ50

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2018 12:20 AM (sdi6R)
****************

What happened with the TMI?

Posted by: gNewt at February 07, 2018 12:21 AM (rKAyM)

545 Cages with ISIS captives, maybe KSM, featured in the parade. Handlers/interrogators - in wrestling masks - marching along side.


And, per earlier comments today, war elephants.



Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 12:21 AM (QDnY+)

546 Make the parade part of a annual official day of "Military Thanksgiving" just to annoy the leftists even more.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 07, 2018 12:21 AM (MuTTO)

547 @534 @384 IANAL!
That was a rough WC Fields quote. If you hadn't caught
me, I was going to slip in a couple more from the same film, all kind of
Hillary-ous.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 07, 2018 12:22 AM (H5rtT)

548
Back when they were both alive (recently, I think), he should have had a beer with the Japanese guy who was in Hiroshima on August 6, 1945 (unhurt), and then was in Nagasaki on August 9, 1945 (unhurt). Oh, yes. Traveling salesman, I think.
Posted by: rhomboid


The Japanese Wiley Coyote

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 12:22 AM (IqV8l)

549 Make the parade part of a annual official day of "Military Thanksgiving" just to annoy the leftists even more.
Posted by: William Eaton at February 07, 2018 12:21 AM (MuTTO)

Works for me. It ain't like I'll be watching the NFL.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 07, 2018 12:23 AM (IuYIh)

550 The quote from John Fowles is only partially right. Allow me to fix it:

Men see objects, women see people.

Men see relationships between objects (math and science), women see relationships between people (sociology, psychology).


Posted by: Dogstar at February 07, 2018 12:17 AM (h4ypp)



I have not seen the "Dogstar" nic, here, nor anywhere, for a very long time, indeed.

If it's the same "Dogstar" from the wayback days, well hell.

Pull up a keyboard, and type, or pull up a chair, and chat. Same thing, really.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2018 12:24 AM (QzJWU)

551 Works for me. It ain't like I'll be watching the NFL.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 07, 2018 12:23 AM (IuYIh)

Heh. Hold it every year on Super Bowl Sunday.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:24 AM (Dbv1R)

552
That phrase from Coolidge- "educated derelicts".

Posted by: Miklos, with diplomas and stuff at February 07, 2018 12:20 AM (zCyNd)


That has a certain ring to it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:25 AM (8gDQu)

553 The grandfather of a friend was a Swiss military engineer. In WW I he signed on with the Allies. Being native in German and French, and with his engineering knowledge, he was a very valuable intelligence asset.

My friend still has the laissez-passer signed by Marshal Joffre himself.

"The bearer of this pass shall not be obstructed, delayed, or questioned regardless of the uniform worn. All assistance shall be provided to him instantly and without question."

Posted by: Miklos, with a small story at February 07, 2018 12:26 AM (zCyNd)

554 Reports said the TGE was thinking of a parade on some patriotic holiday.


July 4th would be out for several reasons, I think. Obvious alternative candidates would be Memorial Day and Veterans' Day - but those have issues too.


Why not VJ Day? Obviously not "VJ Day" parade, but just to pick a day that was the date of the celebration of the greatest victory in our history. September 2. Right before (or on) Labor Day. Frequently beastly weather in DC, but whatareyagonnado?



Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 12:28 AM (QDnY+)

555
"The bearer of this pass shall not be obstructed, delayed, or questioned regardless of the uniform worn. All assistance shall be provided to him instantly and without question."
Posted by: Miklos, with a small story


Sounds like the white privilege card.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 12:28 AM (IqV8l)

556 Nowadays "educated derelicts" infest DC.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 12:28 AM (xopQc)

557 542 Alberta Oil Peon

If your not a sock why are you throwing low in an aggressive manner and pushing?

People inquire on this forum frequently. People also share.
I was informed, as so many others watching, click clubs or fronted upon white Knighting wasn't acceptable. Are you knighting as a male for another male?

I was under the impression Ace has many views aka Lurkers in the web sphere and he would prefer to expand input, donations follow. Not like this though.

Could I be confused?

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 12:29 AM (7ZiDC)

558 Miklos, needless to say, that is an amazing story and artifact, and I trust the guy has the document properly stored.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 12:29 AM (QDnY+)

559 544
What happened with the TMI?
Posted by: gNewt at February 07, 2018 12:21 AM (rKAyM)


https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/961083704230674438


So yeah, a good day.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2018 12:29 AM (sdi6R)

560 I was in bootcamp by 17 too. Never spoke with a GC. Had no need...



Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 06, 2018 11:33 PM (0OmEj)


My GC was pissed that I took the day off (I could have graduated at midterm if they had allowed it...but I wasn't pregnant) to take my ASVABs without telling them. He tried to say it looked bad for my recruiter in front of my recruiter. My recruiter told him "it doesn't look bad on me, but it doesn't look good for you sandcrab. Don't ever try to pull me into your bullshit."

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 07, 2018 12:30 AM (vbvxt)

561 Oh boy.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 12:30 AM (QDnY+)

562 I think the folks that have to participate would rather just have a day off.
Posted by: Bill R.
-----------

I was taking a weekend pass from Ft. Dix and spending it if Philly. I had stopped in at the USO at the (?) Adelphia Hotel, 4th floor, for donuts and coffee.

The windows were open, and there was a parade going on. There were a couple of companies of ER's or NG's marching down the street, and a couple of APC's. The APC's had the top hatches open, and as they rolled by I could see troops sitting inside drinking beer amongst beer cans rolling around on the floor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2018 12:31 AM (ZpfqO)

563 How about Memorial Day?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 12:31 AM (xopQc)

564 Alberta Oil Peon, I'm glad you enjoyed Vegas. I was under the impression you were more open and friendly, maybe somebody else is socking you.

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 12:31 AM (7ZiDC)

565 That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects. John Fowles

_______

Apparently, the ability to see relationships between objects is the part that allows someone to find the mustard in the refrigerator without assistance.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at February 07, 2018 12:32 AM (vfC/C)

566 Make the parade part of a annual official day of "Military Thanksgiving" just to annoy the leftists even more.
------------------------------

Armed Forces Day?

But a single annual parade should not be limited to the armed forces but include representatives of the NOAA officer corps (all eco-like and they should be able to spare an officer or two for the day) and the Public Health Service commissioned corps.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 07, 2018 12:32 AM (giT7q)

567 Sounds like the white privilege card.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 12:28 AM (IqV8l)

For some reason the thought occurs that the appetizer section of the next cookbook should be called "Hord'eurves"

Posted by: Miklos, with a small suggestion at February 07, 2018 12:32 AM (zCyNd)

568 Could I be confused?

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 12:29 AM (7ZiDC)

Short answer? Yes.
Longer answer: your "request" to Stringer came off sounding rather like a demand.
Your writing seems sort of stilted. Is English not your first language? No shame if it's not. If you are having difficulty posting in colloquial English, I, for one, would be inclined to cut you a little slack.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:33 AM (Dbv1R)

569 We do have an Armed Forces Day, you know. Here and there you still find a parade on that day. I often go to a Military Vehicle Preservation Assn. show on that day.

I think it's a gyp, really. It was a consolidation. There used to be separate days of commemoration for the Army and Navy. And anybody who's been in the Marine Corps or the Air Force knows when their Days are.

Trouble with parades is, nobody goes out much anymore, and most of our cities aren't really something you'd want to parade through.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 07, 2018 12:33 AM (H5rtT)

570 Alberta Oil Peon, I'm glad you enjoyed Vegas. I was under the impression you were more open and friendly, maybe somebody else is socking you.

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 12:31 AM (7ZiDC)

The passive-aggressive is strong in this one.

Posted by: Miklos, with a small observation at February 07, 2018 12:33 AM (zCyNd)

571 Right underneath the story about the CCW guy saving the cop is a story about at least 3 Eagles not wanting to go to the White House. If I were PDT I wouldn't invite any of them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 07, 2018 12:34 AM (vbvxt)

572
565 That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects. John Fowles

_______

Apparently, the ability to see relationships between objects is the part that allows someone to find the mustard in the refrigerator without assistance.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at February 07, 2018 12:32 AM (vfC/C)



Well who moved it from the spot its always in?

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2018 12:35 AM (cAnNx)

573 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 12:35 AM (ayUOl)

574 If I were PDT I wouldn't invite any of them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 07, 2018 12:34 AM (vbvxt)

Invite. And send Barron to deal with them.

Posted by: Miklos, with another small suggestion at February 07, 2018 12:35 AM (zCyNd)

575 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2018 12:31 AM (ZpfqO)

Good thing they didn't have to march.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 07, 2018 12:36 AM (IuYIh)

576 Past Mars already.

Posted by: gNewt at February 07, 2018 12:36 AM (rKAyM)

577 Could I be confused?
Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 12:29 AM (7ZiDC)

He's making a joke, I believe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:36 AM (2iZKp)

578 Could I be confused?

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 12:29 AM (7ZiDC)



You ARE confused, or worse.

Fuck with AOP, and you have me, and every other participant in the ONT to contend with.

We're scary enough as it is, right here on the screen.

Read our resumes, qualifications and experiences?

A shipping container of Depends won't suffice for your reaction, thereto.

And that, BEFORE we drop our mannerly countenances, and actually begin to appear to be menacing.

But, that's the extent of our projection of fear, really. We're menacing. But, we never threaten.

Threats are for amateurs.

The ONT skips "threats", and jumps from "menacing" directly to "KILL". Which in the AoS lexicon, translates to "BAN".

Which action, the various COBS will execute, gladly, promptly and with great vigor, withal.

Sure you wanna sign up for that action?




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2018 12:37 AM (QzJWU)

579 RioBravo, duh - Armed Forces Day. Pretty sensible choice I blanked on.


Around Memorial Day time, but no overlap. Decent to excellent weather, typically, in DC.


But how about another twist.


Move the thing around. One year in DC. Next year in Denver. Next year in Atlanta, etc. The lack of contact between the military and the public has become rather acute, for several reasons. An event like this would be a great thing for reconnecting the people and their military, in a small way.



Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 12:37 AM (QDnY+)

580 576 Past Mars already.
Posted by: gNewt at February 07, 2018 12:36 AM (rKAyM)

No, I think that is just their projected flight path. It is going to slide by mars and go off into the asteroid belt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:38 AM (2iZKp)

581 576 Past Mars already.
Posted by: gNewt at February 07, 2018 12:36 AM (rKAyM)


No, it will take several months to get that far.

But it's on the way.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2018 12:38 AM (sdi6R)

582 Well who moved it from the spot its always in?
Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2018 12:35 AM (cAnNx)

_______

Whoever made the last sammich.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at February 07, 2018 12:38 AM (vfC/C)

583 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2018 12:37 AM (QzJWU)

And Jim's gangplank is all splintery, too.

Posted by: Miklos, adjusting eye patch at February 07, 2018 12:39 AM (zCyNd)

584 Past Mars already.

Posted by: gNewt at February 07, 2018 12:36 AM (rKAyM)

Won't it take about six months coasting on its trajectory to reach the orbit of Mars? My understanding of the tweet was that, on its current trajectory, and with the momentum now achieved, the spacecraft will eventually enter the asteroid belt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:39 AM (Dbv1R)

585 New dossier released!

Turns out the alleged peeing Roosian prostitutes Trump hired were actually customized gold-plated Roosian sexbots.

Collusional canoodling!!!!111111!!!

Posted by: CNN - The Most Rusted Name in Spews at February 07, 2018 12:40 AM (3/f2v)

586 No, I think that is just their projected flight path. It is going to slide by mars and go off into the asteroid belt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:38 AM (2iZKp)


So they can knock one of those boulders out of orbit and send it screaming towards Earth. Pretty cool.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:40 AM (8gDQu)

587
Past Mars already.
Posted by: gNewt


I'll never get past Mars.

Posted by: Ted Stryker at February 07, 2018 12:41 AM (IqV8l)

588 Oh clearly there'd have to be a preference for, um, "suitable" cities for the parade. Which excludes many of them. But as an annual thing, there's plenty of time to choose.


Just an idea. But I think you'd find such a thing very well received in many, even most, places in the US. Exceptions are obvious and don't really require the AOSHQ pro forma trashing.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 12:41 AM (QDnY+)

589 Past Mars already.

And no high-capacity charging station.

Problem.

Musk can use this to bump up the average Tesla range quite a bit, though.

Posted by: Miklos, adjusting mileage calculations at February 07, 2018 12:41 AM (zCyNd)

590 Several jokes passing each other here I think. Happens in the daytime a lot.

RioBravo has a real inspiration here. Not only should the NOAA and Public Health uniformed services have a little march, but all those paramilitary armed services in the Other Departments, the ones who bought all that ammunition for "practice," should be frog-marched out where the folks can see them for a change. If they have accomplishments, they can be proud and take some applause. If they are what I suspect, we'll know their faces.

You might be surprised at how much military might you're supporting.
That you don't know about. Think they have flags, and a band?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 07, 2018 12:41 AM (H5rtT)

591 So they can knock one of those boulders out of orbit and send it screaming towards Earth. Pretty cool.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:40 AM (8gDQu)

Well, it is a Tesla, so it will probably just crash into an asteroid and catch on fire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:41 AM (2iZKp)

592 Irony would be that the Tesla, after its Martian flyby, is discovered to be on a collision course with an asteroid.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 12:41 AM (xopQc)

593 Musk can use this to bump up the average Tesla range quite a bit, though.

Posted by: Miklos, adjusting mileage calculations at February 07, 2018 12:41 AM (zCyNd)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:42 AM (8gDQu)

594 A college mandate, huh?

I offer a radical proposal.

I bipartisan legislation from Congress mandating two things.

1. Mandatory firearms purchases. Mandate every household keep two firearms in the house. One handgun and one rifle, with training paid for by the government (we'll run this through the Second Amendment, maintaining the militia or what have you).

2. Mandatory abortions. Someone would have to prove they had the financial resources available to raise a child without government assistance at least thru kindergarten.

Either this shit becomes law and everyone is pissed off or it gets votes down and no one ever says another fucking word about goddamn motherfucking mandates.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 12:42 AM (ayUOl)

595 Collusional canoodling!!!!111111!!!

Posted by: CNN - The Most Rusted Name in Spews at February 07, 2018 12:40 AM (3/f2v)

Colloidal silver.

And silver dimes.

Posted by: Ron Paul at February 07, 2018 12:42 AM (zCyNd)

596 He's making a joke, I believe.





Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:36 AM (2iZKp)

Yep. I was riffing on the old Monty Python gag. I was about to write something more snarky, about how she was being rather demanding of Stringer, and then thought, "eh, just be gentle and make a joke of it."
I'm sort of wondering if Luann isn't an AI that somebody is playing us with.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:43 AM (Dbv1R)

597 Yeah unless you factor in the fuel consumption of the booster rockets.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 12:43 AM (xopQc)

598 do no one likes this song?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyf8MMFoS_Y

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 07, 2018 12:43 AM (MTjB1)

599 So they can knock one of those boulders out of orbit and send it screaming towards Earth. Pretty cool.

Knocking Boulder out of orbit will be difficult.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2018 12:43 AM (6FqZa)

600 Well, it is a Tesla, so it will probably just crash into an asteroid and catch on fire.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
------------

Well, it is in self-drive mode.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2018 12:44 AM (9tO1t)

601 I'm sort of wondering if Luann isn't an AI that somebody is playing us with.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:43 AM (Dbv1R)

I am willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. The internet strips context- on both sides.

Seems like I remember seeing her nic before though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:44 AM (2iZKp)

602 So what music did they play when they showed the Tesla with astronaut? Was it the opening music from Heavy Metal?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 12:45 AM (xopQc)

603 Jim: ...Sure you wanna sign up for that action?

Whoa. Hot time in the old town tonight? Seems I tuned in just in time for the bar fight scene, amirigh amiright?

* grabs chair *

Posted by: mindful webworker - but first, another round at February 07, 2018 12:45 AM (3/f2v)

604 Well, it is a Tesla, so it will probably just crash into an asteroid and catch on fire.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:41 AM (2iZKp)

I wonder if they took the batteries out of the Tesal to save weight on launch? It's not like they'd need them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:45 AM (Dbv1R)

605 Well, it is a Tesla, so it will probably just crash into an asteroid and catch on fire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:41 AM (2iZKp)


A Fisker doesn't even need to crash into anything. They catch on fire, spontaneously, as one of their more attractive dealer options. The Tesla might brick the whole solar system, though, which would be pretty weird.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:45 AM (8gDQu)

606 so this is the song that Cardi B sang in the alexa superbowl
commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEGccV-NOm8

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 07, 2018 12:45 AM (MTjB1)

607 I think this year is as good as any to end the White House invites for sports teams.


Sad, in a way, but we all know who forced it. I get that these things were/are intended to involve the president as head of state, not as politician or head of government. But a country disfigured by ignorant bigoted authoritarians who inject their airhead politics into restaurant reviews and sports is obviously no longer able to utilize that aspect of the presidency for wholly apolitical purposes.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 12:45 AM (QDnY+)

608 What if, out there in space, the Tesla finds....Nicola Tesla?

Posted by: Miklos Sitchen von Daniken at February 07, 2018 12:46 AM (zCyNd)

609 I wonder if they took the batteries out of the Tesal to save weight on launch? It's not like they'd need them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:45 AM (Dbv1R)

This would be a question for rickl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:46 AM (2iZKp)

610 Apparently, the ability to see relationships between objects is the part that allows someone to find the mustard in the refrigerator without assistance.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at February 07, 2018 12:32 AM (vfC/C)


No one needs assistance to find mustard. If you can't spot the mustard in 5 seconds then just reach for the horseradish sauce.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:47 AM (8gDQu)

611 just heard a strange sounding chopper approaching the FOB...

turns out it was an MV-22 Osprey, somewhat out of normal flight paths here in The Valley, since they tend to stay near, and conformal with, the local freeways, making ATC easier. (no, NOT her)

the other fun part was the circle of green light at the end of the propeller arc, from the nav lights apparently installed on the prop tips.

and who is the fucktard dancing with the TBG3K?


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 12:47 AM (cC7Zj)

612 Well, it is a Tesla, so it will probably just crash into an asteroid and catch on fire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:41 AM (2iZKp)

A Fisker doesn't even need to crash into anything. They catch on fire, spontaneously, as one of their more attractive dealer options. The Tesla might brick the whole solar system, though, which would be pretty weird.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February





in the top gear grand tour show the short little guy crashed one of the rimac models. electric car. caught on fire after the crash. continued reigniting for five days.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 07, 2018 12:47 AM (MTjB1)

613 The Tesla will slingshot around Mars and end up in the past crashing into a whale.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 12:47 AM (IqV8l)

614 Is it possible that Cathy Areu is just a hired spoof that Carlson uses for laughs? I mean, I can't explain her otherwise.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2018 12:48 AM (9tO1t)

615 Weather forecast for Asteroid Belt: smug.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:48 AM (Dbv1R)

616 Stringer, I don't want the parade sullied with the Dept. of Education SWAT team.


Besides, they don't have MLRS launchers or fighter jets, so they won't really fit in.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 12:48 AM (QDnY+)

617 613 The Tesla will slingshot around Mars and end up in the past crashing into a whale.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 12:47 AM (IqV8l)

And they James T Kirk will have to go back and time and have to lasso the sucker while riding a T-Rex.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:48 AM (2iZKp)

618 If I were PDT I wouldn't invite any of them.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 07, 2018 12:34 AM (vbvxt)

Same, wish the sports invitations just ended outright. Maybe keep amateurs as a compromise.

Of course even if Trump puts an end to it I'm sure it will be right back during the next president's term. Too much free publicity, especially for a Democrat since players that refuse a Democrat's invitations become persona non grata instead of heroes.

Posted by: Sjg at February 07, 2018 12:49 AM (gDSJf)

619 And will the whale wonder if they could be friends before the fateful collision?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 12:49 AM (xopQc)

620 I think this year is as good as any to end the White House invites for sports teams.

And the Sports Broadcasting Act. If I recall correctly, the tax changes eliminated federal tax-exempt status for stadium bonds.

Posted by: Miklos, net payer at February 07, 2018 12:49 AM (zCyNd)

621 the other fun part was the circle of green light at the end of the
propeller arc, from the nav lights apparently installed on the prop
tips.




Was there a red arc on the other propeller? I didn't know they had those, that's kinda cool.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 07, 2018 12:49 AM (vbvxt)

622 Sidebar says that the Falcon Heavy launch seems to have launched a model car. Nope, it's a real car... Elon Musk's personally owned Tesla Roadster, the first Roadster off the Tesla production line.

I was dubious about launching it. Seems like a waste of a perfectly good car, and a historical one at that. But its value as a publicity stunt is huge. People are really loving the astronaut dummy in the driver's seat and the cool visuals from the cameras on the thing.

Well, now that we know that the Falcon Heavy works, the next payload can be something less frivolous.

Posted by: mr_jack at February 07, 2018 12:50 AM (M59SC)

623 602 So what music did they play when they showed the Tesla with astronaut? Was it the opening music from Heavy Metal?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 12:45 AM (xopQc)


Does that mean that Elon Musk has the Loc-Nar?

Posted by: Den of Earth at February 07, 2018 12:50 AM (itfg0)

624 Wow. I managed to completely misuse articles and words in that one:

And THEN James T Kirk will have to go back IN time and lasso the sucker, while riding a T-Rex.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:50 AM (2iZKp)

625 in other news, i signed off last night feeling less than chipper.

felt like crap all day, and progressively worse.

turns out there is a very rare aide effect to taking azithromycin: body aches and pains.

guess who now suffers from this? and the joy is that it clears very slowly from the body, so i get to enjoy this for several days before it slowly goes away.

i love my life.

really, i do.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 12:51 AM (cC7Zj)

626 Loc-Nar or Kryptonite... you decide.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 12:51 AM (xopQc)

627 Don't know what made me think of this:

https://youtu.be/wmTwG0MtECU

(sadly, it's sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 07, 2018 12:51 AM (IcT7t)

628 Normally I lurk but I have some comments today:

Regarding Jimmy Kimmel and his stunt to justify DACA based on feeling sorry for those who will benefit - No other class of criminals is justified because you feel sorry for them . No one is showing people who couldn't pay their taxes and asking that tax law be changed because they are such "feel bad" stories. No one is asking that the landlord who doesn't comply with fire regulations be off the hook because we feel sorry for them. Yet illegals are supposed to stay here forever because we feel sorry for them. Since Democrats think this is the new standard for enforcing laws, lets take it to the logical conclusion. That rapist or child molester is going to suffer, y'all, if we convict him.

I had to leave the southwest because schools were destroyed by illegals who did not speak English. My handicapped kid would not receive basic special ed because it was being depleted for ESL courses. May blue collar workers have had to move north because of illegals destroying wages and opportunities in their lines of work. Does Kimmel or any of his rich solipsistic miscreants fell badly for these people, or are only rich and powerful peoples' complaints worthy of attention? Speak up Hollywood hypocrites. Inquiring minds want to know.

OK I forget my other point - it's late and I've had wine. Back to lurking!

Posted by: Jade Sea at February 07, 2018 12:51 AM (iTX4Z)

629 red, an Osprey in your 'hood?? That seems odd.


I can hear them from the backyard, depending on weather/acoustics, but I'm close to a base.


Was just talking about the lack of contact between the military and the public. One aspect of that is seeing military aircraft. Many visitors here mention how they literally never see any, or any other military personnel or hardware, where they live. Surprising number of people ask for recos on places just to watch military aircraft and other operations.



Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 12:51 AM (QDnY+)

630 I wonder if they took the batteries out of the Tesal to save weight on launch? It's not like they'd need them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:45 AM (Dbv1R)


I can't believe that they want a bricked Tesla floating around Mars for 50 years. I would assume they have the batteries and provided some solar panels to keep charging it. I mean the thing has to be able to flash its lights and stuff and turn its wheels. This is PR 101 .. and if anyone knows promotion it's Musk.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:52 AM (8gDQu)

631 really, i do.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 12:51 AM (cC7Zj)

Hope you get to feeling better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:52 AM (2iZKp)

632 613 The Tesla will slingshot around Mars and end up in the past crashing into a whale.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 12:47 AM (IqV8l)


Oh no, not again...

Posted by: A Bowl of Petunias at February 07, 2018 12:52 AM (itfg0)

633 continued reigniting for five days.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 07, 2018 12:47 AM (MTjB1)


Like one of those gag birthday candles.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:53 AM (8gDQu)

634
Is it possible that Cathy Areu is just a hired spoof that Carlson uses for laughs? I mean, I can't explain her otherwise.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


She's one of the regular stable of libs along with Richard Goodstein and Mark Green.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 12:53 AM (IqV8l)

635 609 I wonder if they took the batteries out of the Tesal to save weight on launch? It's not like they'd need them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:45 AM (Dbv1R)

This would be a question for rickl.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:46 AM (2iZKp)


The falcon heavy has a payload of 141000 pounds, a bit less than a standard tesla, so I doubt they were worried about the weight of batteries. Worried about the batteries catching fire and burning the rocket down on the launchpad maybe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2018 12:53 AM (wdmm9)

636 I asked this earlier in the day. Who will burn this down in Paris first. The third-wave screeching feminazi harpies? Or the Muslim yutes?

http://www.ufunk.net/en/insolite/xdolls-maison-close-sex-dolls-paris/

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 12:53 AM (xopQc)

637 I was dubious about launching it. Seems like a
waste of a perfectly good car, and a historical one at that. But its
value as a publicity stunt is huge. People are really loving the
astronaut dummy in the driver's seat and the cool visuals from the
cameras on the thing.



Well, now that we know that the Falcon Heavy works, the next payload can be something less frivolous.

Posted by: mr_jack at February 07, 2018 12:50 AM (M59SC)

The only thing the Tesla is good for is mining the taxpayer's pockets for the enrichment of Elon Musk. A 1993 Honda Civic with 234500 miles on it will likely outlast a brand new Tesla.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:54 AM (Dbv1R)

638 Is the turn signal stuck on with that Tesla?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2018 12:54 AM (IqV8l)

639 Regarding Jimmy Kimmel and his stunt to justify DACA based on feeling
sorry for those who will benefit - No other class of criminals is
justified because you feel sorry for them




I just wonder why those DACA kids didn't apply for citizenship while they had the chance. Wasn't that what the certificates were all about? I'm unsympathetic.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 07, 2018 12:54 AM (vbvxt)

640 And THEN James T Kirk will have to go back IN time and lasso the sucker, while riding a T-Rex.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:50 AM (2iZKp)
**********************

Have another Cabernet and it will all smooth out.

Posted by: gNewt at February 07, 2018 12:54 AM (rKAyM)

641 Was there a red arc on the other propeller? I didn't know they had those, that's kinda cool.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 07, 2018 12:49 AM (vbvxt)
---
it was coming at me from east to west, with the flight path a bit north of my position.

both circles were green all the way around from my angle.

no idea what it would look like from the other aspect, but i suspect "red".

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 12:54 AM (cC7Zj)

642 578 Jim, seriously?

I asked another poster a simple question respectively, long thread asked and asked again simple question. Then AOP responded for Davis. Now you respond to be telling me what your all capable of and KILL/BAN me for speaking up, which is not unfrequent on this blog site.

I have never had any words or disagreements with you. I justed started posting yesterday.

I have military and law enforcement family. My uncle served in WW11, 1 and going much further back along with other relatives. My uncle was awarded a Silver Star, tanks defense, remember the flag raising World War! I have not shown any disrespect to anyone on this blog. Long time reader as in several years.





Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 12:55 AM (7ZiDC)

643 a story about at least 3 Eagles not wanting to go to the White House. If I were PDT I wouldn't invite any of them.

Disinvite them all. They will always wonder if the trip would have made for a story to tell.

Being nice is worthless until you have a reciprocal relationship. The GOPe has demonstrated beyond any doubt that "rising above the fray" is indistinguishable from admitting to deserve being treated shittily. That's the state of the world as it is.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2018 12:55 AM (rnAwa)

644 Posted by: Jade Sea at February 07, 2018 12:51 AM (iTX4Z)

Welcome out of the shadows. No real need to feel you have to have something meaningful to say- it is not like the rest of us are St Thomas Aquinas over here.

Good post, either way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:55 AM (2iZKp)

645 guess who now suffers from this? and the joy is that it clears very slowly from the body, so i get to enjoy this for several days before it slowly goes away.

i love my life.

really, i do.


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 12:51 AM (cC7Zj)



This is your Karma, for snatching certain 1911s from the market, at prices we mere peons cannot afford, much less imagine.

(actually sir, very well found and well bought, withal!)



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2018 12:55 AM (QzJWU)

646 Besides, they don't have MLRS launchers or fighter jets, so they won't really fit in.

In principle, I'll agree. Maybe we can "give" them some other day. I'd have to look it up, but I think Wilkesboro used to have a festival around Tory Oak.

The thing is, though, I'm not really sure these guys don't have MLRS and jets.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 07, 2018 12:55 AM (H5rtT)

647 How humid is the air in your area redc1c4?

The prop tips might have been creating vapor vortexes that reflected the green nav light.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 12:56 AM (xopQc)

648 *serves Hat a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster*

Don't panic.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 12:56 AM (xopQc)

649 Oh no, not again...

Posted by: A Bowl of Petunias at February 07, 2018 12:52 AM (itfg0)



heh...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 07, 2018 12:56 AM (vbvxt)

650 Jade Sea, lurk less/blab more.


And you of course nailed a glaring and grating problem with the selective moral narcissism of the racist authoritarians. The effects on education are on display in CA's amazing fall from #1 to #48 (or something) in K-12. And a few years ago, when there some vestigial "press" still allowing itself to talking about such things, border area school district problems (language, budgets, conditions, corruption) actually "made the papers".


Miklos, I wondered about that bond tax thing. Did it really get signed into law? If so, fantastic.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 12:57 AM (QDnY+)

651 A Bowl of Petunias

Not liking this.

No, sirreee.

Posted by: Petunia Pig at February 07, 2018 12:58 AM (zCyNd)

652 She's one of the regular stable of libs along with Richard Goodstein and Mark Green.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
-----------

Well, yeah, but it's hard to believe such a caricature of dopeyness exists. I momentarily forgot all of the elected Dems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2018 12:58 AM (nBBdT)

653 Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 12:55 AM (7ZiDC)

This is just a tragically yuge misunderstanding.

No one is attacking you. We are a weird group at times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:58 AM (2iZKp)

654 Been awhile.

Thought I would stop in and say Hi.




Hi.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 07, 2018 12:58 AM (nN1ej)

655 Hi.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 07, 2018 12:58 AM (nN1ej)

Aloha.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 12:59 AM (ayUOl)

656 Hey, Tim. Long time, no read.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:59 AM (2iZKp)

657 ...and I'm outta here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 07, 2018 12:59 AM (IcT7t)

658 648 *serves Hat a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster*

Don't panic.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 12:56 AM (xopQc)


Do I get to keep the gold brick?

Posted by: The Auric Hat at February 07, 2018 12:59 AM (itfg0)

659 Night Blanco.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:59 AM (2iZKp)

660 I can't believe that they want a bricked Tesla
floating around Mars for 50 years. I would assume they have the
batteries and provided some solar panels to keep charging it. I mean
the thing has to be able to flash its lights and stuff and turn its
wheels. This is PR 101 .. and if anyone knows promotion it's Musk.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 12:52 AM (8gDQu)

I doubt the Tesla's standard battery pack would be useful for long space voyages. Would the cells even hold up in a vacuum? Probably not in their design parameters. It would make more sense to have a small bank of rechargeable batteries of a type proven for use in spacecraft, along with solar panels and maybe a nuclear battery, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:59 AM (Dbv1R)

661 MisHum or Ace or one of the other the cobs would ban me? For what?

Who was it that was banned for attacking a Military moms son. My son is a also a Marine!

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 01:00 AM (7ZiDC)

662 >> Cathy Areu

That is one nasty woman, I must say again.

I watched that again, just a few minutes ago. She seethes with rage. Tucker asked her, "Don't you think these rules are sorta imposed by other women on women, and not so by men." Yes, yes they are. We've got very little to do with.

She is messed up. Just so full of hate in a "prison" of her own making.

Posted by: Strom Thurmond at February 07, 2018 01:00 AM (8O3HH)

663 not like the rest of us are St Thomas Aquinas over here.

My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome . . .

Posted by: the librarian at February 07, 2018 01:00 AM (6FqZa)

664 both circles were green all the way around from my angle.


Huh. So you were seeing the port (left) side of the aircraft...the one closest to you would have been red if it was a nav light. Might have been a reflection from the formation lights as Anna Puma said. Been a while since I've seen an Osprey, they were still in testing when I was at Pax River in the early 90's.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 07, 2018 01:00 AM (vbvxt)

665 Better put on your Joo Janta 2000 Peril Sensitive sunglasses if you want the brick.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 01:00 AM (xopQc)

666 That Falcon Heavy can accelerate a 757 from a dead stop to 15,000mph 170miles above the earth in under 10 minutes. Not bad for a Tesla.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2018 01:00 AM (wdmm9)

667 Screns all jittery. LIke...caffeinated jittery,

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 01:00 AM (ayUOl)

668 You are in no danger of being banned Luann.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 07, 2018 01:01 AM (nN1ej)

669 Anna, LA/CA, so red's air is dry.


Not as dry as a week ago (October-like conditions), but dry-ish. Marine layer moves in at night, so humidity goes up.


I've seen the Ospreys a lot for years, but can't recall noticing the color effect at night.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 01:01 AM (QDnY+)

670 663 not like the rest of us are St Thomas Aquinas over here.

My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome . . .
Posted by: the librarian at February 07, 2018 01:00 AM (6FqZa)

Ghostbuster ref. Very nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 01:01 AM (2iZKp)

671 Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 12:51 AM (QDnY+)
---
ATC rules for the LA area (and others, i suspect) allow them to traverse it under VFR if they stay within X distance of an Interstate and at less than Y feet AGL, iirc.

Otherwise they have to sign in and follow directions. so yeah, i see them fairly often, transiting from the bases down south to Pt Mugu. this one was out of the regular flight lanes for VFR, but maybe because it was night time. i've also seen them flying along paralleling Mulholand.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 01:01 AM (cC7Zj)

672 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 01:01 AM (xopQc)

673 Miklos, I wondered about that bond tax thing. Did it really get signed into law? If so, fantastic.


Oops. No.

Dean Heller killed it in the Senate. The subsidy abides.

Posted by: Miklos, disappointed at February 07, 2018 01:01 AM (zCyNd)

674 One of my coworkers was asking why Elon Musk put one of his cars in space. The answer seemed obvious to me... When it comes back down, he makes that his personal car, and then he gets to brag that it's the only car in the world that's been in outer space.

Because, you know, being a billionaire just isn't enough to impress the ladies these days. You need a little extra edge.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbot at February 07, 2018 01:01 AM (wSC8T)

675 Here is the full SpaceX webcast from this afternoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCc16uozHVE

I feel sorry for anyone who didn't watch it live, because it was truly memorable.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2018 01:01 AM (sdi6R)

676 Jim can talk to me, I read the post loud and clear.


Talk to me Jim.

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 01:01 AM (7ZiDC)

677 Hello Robert and Aetius451

Hope all is going well for everyone here.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 07, 2018 01:02 AM (nN1ej)

678 One of my coworkers was asking why Elon Musk put one of his cars in space. The answer seemed obvious to me... When it comes back down, he makes that his personal car, and then he gets to brag that it's the only car in the world that's been in outer space.

Because, you know, being a billionaire just isn't enough to impress the ladies these days. You need a little extra edge.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbot at February




do not think it is coming down.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 07, 2018 01:02 AM (MTjB1)

679 If three Eagles don't want to meet the president - good riddance, but there's no reason to punish the rest of the players.

I do agree that teams meeting the president has become politicized and ceasing it would deny the sjw another opportunity for publicity.

Posted by: gNewt at February 07, 2018 01:02 AM (rKAyM)

680 You are in no danger of being banned Luann.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 07, 2018 01:01 AM (nN1ej)
---
yet.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 01:02 AM (cC7Zj)

681 I doubt the Tesla's standard battery pack would be useful for long space voyages. Would the cells even hold up in a vacuum? Probably not in their design parameters. It would make more sense to have a small bank of rechargeable batteries of a type proven for use in spacecraft, along with solar panels and maybe a nuclear battery, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:59 AM (Dbv1R)


I think the Tesla's electronicals were fried as it passed through the Van Allen belt. I doubt they took the time to harden them for a stunt.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2018 01:03 AM (wdmm9)

682 Because, you know, being a billionaire just isn't enough to impress the ladies these days. You need a little extra edge.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbot at February 07, 2018 01:01 AM (wSC8T)

They'll have to fight off Johnny, it seems- from his earlier comments.
j/k *sorta*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 01:03 AM (2iZKp)

683 If you're looking for private conversations the comment thread on a public blog is not the place.

Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2018 01:03 AM (cAnNx)

684 Talk to me Jim.
Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 01:01 AM (7ZiDC)

That green bitch?

I did 'er.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at February 07, 2018 01:03 AM (ayUOl)

685 Maybe Elon will launch another Falcon Heavy with a manned crew to bring the Tesla back... Salvage One anyone? And will he then loot the Lunar surface of Apollo equipment?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 01:04 AM (xopQc)

686 I doubt the Tesla's standard battery pack would be useful for long space voyages.

They're not too useful in long road trips, either

Would the cells even hold up in a vacuum? Probably not in their design parameters.

Good point. Not only the vacuum but it's mighty cold in outer space, too. I hadn't considered that.

It would make more sense to have a small bank of rechargeable batteries of a type proven for use in spacecraft, along with solar panels and maybe a nuclear battery, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:59 AM (Dbv1R)


I would just assume that Musk must have rigged something so that he doesn't have a dead Tesla stuck in orbit around Mars.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 01:04 AM (8gDQu)

687 Say, has anyone ever noticed this trap door over here beside the barrel? Wonder what's down there? I'm'a gon' go look.

Here, hold my beer....

Posted by: mindful webworker - echo echo echo echoooo at February 07, 2018 01:05 AM (3/f2v)

688 i considered the possibility of static discharge, but it has been dampish here the last few days, so that doesn't seem likely. certainly not getting any static cling or random sparks from petting the long haired house lions.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 01:05 AM (cC7Zj)

689 Miklos, barf. Well, I suppose I can guess the reason for Heller's move, but f**k. That change would be a very welcome long overdue change. Country is drowning in subsidies and cost-shifting. (maybe Hat can provide details on the NV angle)


red, that's interesting. Going to bed smarter tonight. I figured military aircraft heading to Mugu would just fly offshore (they do when they transit anywhere from the border - Imperial Beach helicopter strip - to Pendleton).



Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 01:06 AM (QDnY+)

690 Is that a rhetorical question?

What is the difference between a dead Tesla and a Tesla in space?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 01:06 AM (xopQc)

691 I feel sorry for anyone who didn't watch it live, because it was truly memorable.

Posted by: rickl


I've saved all the links from today and will be at the library enjoying them tomorrow.

Posted by: gNewt at February 07, 2018 01:07 AM (rKAyM)

692 Remember that scene fro The Poltergeist?

With the little girl in front of the TV?

This screen is looking a lot like that.

Should I be worried about being dragged into some kind of hell dimension?

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 01:07 AM (ayUOl)

693 Talk to me Jim.

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 01:01 AM (7ZiDC)
---
Gaze.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 01:07 AM (cC7Zj)

694 Oh, the car's gonna end up orbiting Mars? I guess I misunderstood what was going on with this launch. I thought the car would be coming back down to earth for some reason.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbot at February 07, 2018 01:07 AM (wSC8T)

695 Here, hold my beer....

Posted by: mindful webworker - echo echo echo echoooo at February 07, 2018 01:05 AM (3/f2v)



Been nice knowin' ya. *downs beer*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 07, 2018 01:07 AM (vbvxt)

696 you know, while Trump is president he should start homesteading the moon and mars. anyone who gets their ship to either and sets up a base gets 1000 sq mile grant so long as they recognize U.S. ownership.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 07, 2018 01:07 AM (MTjB1)

697 Robert, did you watch Ringu again while listening to Black Sabbath?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 01:07 AM (xopQc)

698 Take it easy everyone and relax.

As an old used to be friend always said, "winning a fight on the internet is like winning a special olympics medal. You're still retarded"

-------Fried Boloney Sandwich

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at February 07, 2018 01:08 AM (nN1ej)

699 we should claim the asteroid belt too.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 07, 2018 01:08 AM (MTjB1)

700 Spider-like Creature With a Scorpion's Tail Found Trapped in Amber

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8lqqrkn

Posted by: The Cretaceus Hat at February 07, 2018 01:08 AM (itfg0)

701 Here, hold my beer....

Posted by: mindful webworker - echo echo echo echoooo at February 07, 2018 01:05 AM (3/f2v)

Wait! I'll grab your anklessss. Oh, shit!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 01:08 AM (Dbv1R)

702 (maybe Hat can provide details on the NV angle)


The angle was $750 million for the new Raiders stadium.

Posted by: Miklos, disappointed at February 07, 2018 01:08 AM (zCyNd)

703 What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 01:09 AM (NWiLs)

704 did you watch Ringu again while listening to Black Sabbath?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 01:07 AM (xopQc)

No, but do you think they'll sync up?

Posted by: Robert, slapping away the tentacles emerging from the screen at February 07, 2018 01:10 AM (ayUOl)

705 Miklos, figured something like that. Wow, didn't know it was 750 large. But that's one stadium that will be filled, I imagine, assuming the NFL's trajectory doesn't worsen.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 01:10 AM (QDnY+)

706 Good post, either way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 12:55 AM (2iZKp)

Thank you - I usually read but don't post. I'm not funny or witty - just indignant and not terribly articulate at explaining why.

Maybe Kimmel's kid with congenital heart disease should be in a public school surrounded by large, unruly violent kids whose "disability" is that their parents don't share the most basic values with the parents of the frail handicapped kids around them. Let's see if he is is all about the dreamers when that happens, as it did for my kid.

But that won't happen- his kid will have the advantages of a private education and will live in a private gated community; I'll guarantee it.

Dealing with the disaster of unregulated immigration is only for the leetle people, don't you know. We're "bigots" if we ask our government to enforce the basic laws on the books.

Our kids get scraps while theirs get everything.

F*c%ing selfish hypocrites in the entertainment industry. I absolutely hate them.

Posted by: Jade Sea at February 07, 2018 01:10 AM (iTX4Z)

707 Should I be worried about being dragged into some kind of hell dimension?
Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 01:07 AM (ayUOl)

Yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 01:10 AM (2iZKp)

708 What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?


mww gave me a beer.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 07, 2018 01:11 AM (vbvxt)

709 702 (maybe Hat can provide details on the NV angle)


The angle was $750 million for the new Raiders stadium.

Posted by: Miklos, disappointed at February 07, 2018 01:08 AM (zCyNd)


Mobbed up politicians will make a mint off a stadium paid for by taxpayers regardless of what happens.

Posted by: The Mobbed Hat at February 07, 2018 01:11 AM (itfg0)

710 OK guys you have me cracking up, I'm laughing my ass off.

Damn you Jim!

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 01:11 AM (7ZiDC)

711 Thank you - I usually read but don't post. I'm not funny or witty - just indignant and not terribly articulate at explaining why.

Posted by: Jade Sea at February 07, 2018 01:10 AM (iTX4Z)

You fit right in with me then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 01:11 AM (2iZKp)

712 Maybe some Baby Metal will help

https://youtu.be/zTEYUFgLveY

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 01:11 AM (xopQc)

713 703 What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 01:09 AM (NWiLs)

Run back to town and get us a shitload of dimes!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 01:12 AM (2iZKp)

714 What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 01:09 AM (NWiLs)

Elon Musk apparently recreated the opening from Heavy Metal and I'm about to eaten alive by demons.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 01:12 AM (ayUOl)

715 What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?
Posted by: Insomniac



Don't know. Just got here myself.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 01:12 AM (daAqw)

716 I'm not funny or witty - just indignant and not terribly articulate at explaining why.

Posted by: Jade Sea at February 07, 2018 01:10 AM (iTX4Z)

No problem. I find inchoate rage a fine pastime.

Posted by: Miklos, not mad at you at February 07, 2018 01:13 AM (zCyNd)

717 Now that you mention it, we know less than nothing about what Elon Musk sends up in his private rockets. This would never have been allowed during the space race, cold war. He's acting like Hugo Drax. The one in the book.

Luann, it takes people a while to recognize your commenter voice. Most of the time nobody had any damn idea what Sven was saying. You aren't really in wacko territory until someone starts to attach "-wInG Plover" to your nic.

There may still be an attorney or two knocking around, but I assure you that if you'd come on in the day shift when our legal staff keeps regular hours and said that I sounded like a lawyer, we'd have both been worked over pretty well for the rest of the day. AND IT WOULD BE FUNNY BECAUSE...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 07, 2018 01:13 AM (H5rtT)

718
Dammit Mission control boys, I'm still waiting for my TUI burn signal. Sitting here all ready for it, and no thrust initiation signal. Come on, nerds.

Posted by: Hope Solo at February 07, 2018 01:13 AM (8O3HH)

719 711
Thank you - I usually read but don't post. I'm not funny or witty - just
indignant and not terribly articulate at explaining why.

Nice posts, thanks.

Posted by: dartist at February 07, 2018 01:14 AM (nisXv)

720 Hey Jim, want to blow all your silver dimes?

http://www.platinumfighters.com/p38h

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 01:14 AM (xopQc)

721 642 578 Jim, seriously?

I asked another poster a simple question respectively, long thread asked and asked again simple question. Then AOP responded for Davis. Now you respond to be telling me what your all capable of and KILL/BAN me for speaking up, which is not unfrequent on this blog site.

I have never had any words or disagreements with you. I justed started posting yesterday.

I have military and law enforcement family. My uncle served in WW11, 1 and going much further back along with other relatives. My uncle was awarded a Silver Star, tanks defense, remember the flag raising World War! I have not shown any disrespect to anyone on this blog. Long time reader as in several years.


Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 12:55 AM (7ZiDC)



I will have to Fisk this response. Buckle in.


642 578 Jim, seriously?

I asked another poster a simple question respectively, long thread asked and asked again simple question. Then AOP responded for Davis.


Would you be so kind as to reiterate the nature of your inquiry to Davis, and of AOP's reply to you? I thought he explained it rather well in his comment at 596, thus:


Yep. I was riffing on the old Monty Python gag. I was about to write something more snarky, about how she was being rather demanding of Stringer, and then thought, "eh, just be gentle and make a joke of it."
I'm sort of wondering if Luann isn't an AI that somebody is playing us with.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 12:43 AM (Dbv1R)



Now you respond to be telling me what your all capable of and KILL/BAN me for speaking up, which is not unfrequent on this blog site.

I have never had any words or disagreements with you. I justed started posting yesterday.



Indeed. You're a near-totally "unknown" here. "Unknown" so very often translates to "Troll" and such are dealt with swiftly, mercilessly, and without quarter. Worse, your "inquiry" so very PROJECTED as Troll, of the Passive Aggressive subspecies.

Which behavior, you continue to exhibit, even to your protestation of my admonishment against your behavior, here.

I have military and law enforcement family. My uncle served in WW11, 1 and going much further back along with other relatives. My uncle was awarded a Silver Star, tanks defense, remember the flag raising World War! I have not shown any disrespect to anyone on this blog. Long time reader as in several years.

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 12:55 AM (7ZiDC)



Your family's history, while VERY HONORABLE, and even worthy of reverence, is not YOU.

What is YOUR history? What have YOU done to merit standing among Teh Horde?

Stand here now, on your own two feet, and make an accounting of yourself.

I'll hold in high honor, indeed, if you've but worked in the campaign offices of a conservative candidate, or even better, have been fired from a good job by the mere utterance of a Conservative Concept.

Surely, there is something of solid relevance to recommend you, here?

Point is, you need STANDING to challenge the likes of an Alberta Oil Peon, here.

First of which, you should damn well know WHO he is, WHAT he brings to the table, and HOW he enriches this here ONT.

Anyone here on the ONT can list a fair dozen of posters, who, in the average, represent persons who your august predecessors would be HONORED to speak of as Friends.

It would behoove you to learn much more of who is who, 'round here, before you pipe up with minor-league challenges as to their standing.

That is all.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2018 01:15 AM (QzJWU)

722 Here is the full SpaceX webcast from this afternoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCc16uozHVE

I feel sorry for anyone who didn't watch it live, because it was truly memorable.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2018 01:01 AM (sdi6R)


Oh ... I see. It's a "mars-crossing" orbit. I thought they were putting the Tesla into orbit around Mars. Okey doke.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 01:15 AM (8gDQu)

723 Maybe some Baby Metal will help

https://youtu.be/zTEYUFgLveY
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 01:11 AM (xopQc)

Relevent to my interesting.

Maybe some Baby Metal will help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP4w2fCw5yw

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 01:16 AM (ayUOl)

724 Baby Metal totemo kawaii ne?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 01:18 AM (xopQc)

725 Wow! I finally jump on board the ONT more than 700 comments in.
And good evening.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 01:18 AM (nBr1j)

726 One suspects that Jim is still eying the yardarm, and making rough calculations.

Posted by: Miklos, removing blade from peg leg for the night at February 07, 2018 01:18 AM (zCyNd)

727 Oh ... I see. It's a "mars-crossing" orbit. I thought they were putting the Tesla into orbit around Mars. Okey doke.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 01:15 AM (8gDQu)

I wonder if they put a Gurgle Street-View cam on the Tesla, to peer into all the Asteroidians' windows?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 01:19 AM (Dbv1R)

728 708 What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?


mww gave me a beer.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 07, 2018 01:11 AM (vbvxt)

Nothing good will come of this...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 01:19 AM (NWiLs)

729 Evening, esteemed Teem!

Posted by: Miklos, preparing final libation at February 07, 2018 01:19 AM (zCyNd)

730 Hey Northernlurker. Fun night so far.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 01:20 AM (2iZKp)

731 725 Wow! I finally jump on board the ONT more than 700 comments in.
And good evening.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 01:18 AM (nBr1j)

Hey man. One more day until the Philippines, right?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 01:20 AM (NWiLs)

732 Well, good night, everyone! I'm off to watch maybe an episode or two of Altered Carbon before falling asleep. Totally for the plot, you know...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbot at February 07, 2018 01:20 AM (wSC8T)

733 Jade Sea, I amend my earlier reply.


You *are ordered* to post more, lurk less.


Indignation that has trouble finding words probably aptly describes most here (to some extent), and a large part of the American populace. For exactly the reasons you state.




Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 01:20 AM (QDnY+)

734 Baby Metal totemo kawaii ne?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 07, 2018 01:18 AM (xopQc)

Orrale, carnal!

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 01:20 AM (ayUOl)

735 I wonder if they put a Gurgle Street-View cam on the Tesla, to peer into all the Asteroidians' windows?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 01:19 AM (Dbv1R)

If they see a clown peeking out of an asteroid crater, I am out of here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 01:21 AM (2iZKp)

736 Hello, NL. I bought another car this evening, a '95 Lincoln Town Car it is. Fixer-upper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 01:21 AM (Dbv1R)

737 For some reason the thought occurs that the appetizer section of the next cookbook should be called "Hord'eurves"

Posted by: Miklos, with a small suggestion at February 07, 2018 12:32 AM (zCyNd)


What's the difference between hors'dourves and appetizers?
.
.
.
.
.
A fork.

Posted by: RickZ at February 07, 2018 01:21 AM (vUUN1)

738 731 725 Wow! I finally jump on board the ONT more than 700 comments in.
And good evening.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 01:18 AM (nBr1j)

Hey man. One more day until the Philippines, right?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 01:20 AM (NWiLs)

Yep, 24 hours and I'll be on my way.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 01:21 AM (nBr1j)

739 Hey everybody.

I know it's late, but I just finished watching Francis Ford Coppola's 1974 flick, "The Conversation."

OMG what a great, suspenseful film.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2018 01:21 AM (eMKNe)

740 732 Well, good night, everyone! I'm off to watch maybe an episode or two of Altered Carbon before falling asleep. Totally for the plot, you know...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbot at February 07, 2018 01:20 AM (wSC8T)

Night PW. I have heard that AC was titillating. Have not found a good picture of the actress however. Is it the brunette?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 01:22 AM (2iZKp)

741 Altered Carbon is getting good reviews here?

Have heard it's hardcore Philip K. Dick-style storytelling, and that it's an acquired taste.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2018 01:23 AM (eMKNe)

742 What's the difference between hors'dourves and appetizers?
.
.
.
.
.
A fork.

Posted by: RickZ at February 07, 2018 01:21 AM (vUUN1)

My dog-eared copy of Emily Post says that the serving of hors d'oevres implies that guests should wear pants.

Posted by: Miklos, preparing final libation, really at February 07, 2018 01:24 AM (zCyNd)

743 741 Altered Carbon is getting good reviews here?

Have heard it's hardcore Philip K. Dick-style storytelling, and that it's an acquired taste.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2018 01:23 AM (eMKNe)

All I have heard about thus far is boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 01:24 AM (2iZKp)

744 All I have heard about thus far is boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 01:24 AM (2iZKp)

I'm down.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 01:25 AM (ayUOl)

745 In that case, it would be Digital Carbon.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2018 01:25 AM (eMKNe)

746 I know it's late, but I just finished watching Francis Ford Coppola's 1974 flick, "The Conversation."

OMG what a great, suspenseful film.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2018 01:21 AM (eMKNe)

Ok, but then why was Elvis so insistent on "A Little Less Conversation"?

Posted by: Miklos, libated at February 07, 2018 01:26 AM (zCyNd)

747 738 731 725 Wow! I finally jump on board the ONT more than 700 comments in.
And good evening.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 01:18 AM (nBr1j)

Hey man. One more day until the Philippines, right?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 01:20 AM (NWiLs)

Yep, 24 hours and I'll be on my way.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 01:21 AM (nBr1j)

So are you stoked? Nervous? Bit of both?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 01:26 AM (NWiLs)

748 AOP, fixer upper? Practically every component on those Lincolns is in demand to improve something else's brakes, suspension, or differential. And I'm starting to hear that they are getting hard to find. You son of a gun.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 07, 2018 01:26 AM (H5rtT)

749 That, I'm not sure about, Aetius. I started to watch the first episode last night.

The plot seems really complicated, and I kind of don't think the lead actress even showed up in the first half of it before I was too sleepy to continue watching.

And considering the late hour now, I probably won't have a good answer for you on that tomorrow night, either.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbot at February 07, 2018 01:26 AM (wSC8T)

750 Miklos, that was a few years before the movie...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2018 01:27 AM (eMKNe)

751 So are you stoked? Nervous? Bit of both?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 01:26 AM (NWiLs)


Stoked for sure.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 01:27 AM (nBr1j)

752 hey Jim: you ever heard about 1912-14 ish 1911s being taken off the Colt commercial lines, getting British proof/acceptance stamps, then going into Canadian/UK service?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 01:29 AM (cC7Zj)

753 Miklos, that was a few years before the movie...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2018 01:27 AM (eMKNe)

Elvis......knew.

Posted by: Miklos, re-libated at February 07, 2018 01:29 AM (zCyNd)

754 AOP, fixer upper? Practically every component on
those Lincolns is in demand to improve something else's brakes,
suspension, or differential. And I'm starting to hear that they are
getting hard to find. You son of a gun.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 07, 2018 01:26 AM (H5rtT)

Aside from typical AZ paint peel, the body is nice,and the interior very clean and presentable. Pack rats have eaten some wiring on the engine, but thankfully did not get inside the car. Job #1: pressure-wash the engine, splice damaged wires, and see if it will go.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 01:31 AM (Dbv1R)

755 hey Jim: you ever heard about 1912-14 ish 1911s being taken off the Colt commercial lines, getting British proof/acceptance stamps, then going into Canadian/UK service?


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 01:29 AM (cC7Zj)




Yep.

And you bought one of the blasted things offa Gunbroker, you futhermucking bunofasitch!


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2018 01:31 AM (QzJWU)

756 futhermucking bunofasitch!



Nighttime Onset Obscenity Dyslexia-NOOD

Posted by: The Miklos Desk Reference at February 07, 2018 01:34 AM (zCyNd)

757 well, technically herself did, but yeah...

funny thing was, we were looking at prices for a Ruger MkIII Hunter this weekend, since one is on sale locally (no imports to the PR of Failifornia) and GB dragged this gem across my sights.

watched it for the next 20ish hours, then HRH moved in for the kill and got it at minimum bid.

po' me.

when you coming to visit?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 01:35 AM (cC7Zj)

758 Northern Lurker have a blessed, enjoyable safe trip.

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 01:36 AM (7ZiDC)

759 758 Northern Lurker have a blessed, enjoyable safe trip.
Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 01:36 AM (7ZiDC)

Thank you

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 01:38 AM (nBr1j)

760 btw, for an update on the sculpture collection via e-mail, and a phone # reminder, i'll send you some pics as a reply.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 01:38 AM (cC7Zj)

761 Someone say Philippines?

Two words...

Ice cream on a bun.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 01:38 AM (ayUOl)

762 Heh-according to the Inspector General, lots of laptops have gone missing from CFPB.......

May the Pakistanis moved them to Liz Warren's garage....

Of course, no personal information could possible be on them....

Posted by: Miklos the third shift cook at February 07, 2018 01:39 AM (zCyNd)

763
Ice cream on a bun.
Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 01:38 AM (ayUOl)
I'll keep my eyes peeled.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 01:39 AM (nBr1j)

764 when you coming to visit?


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 01:35 AM (cC7Zj)



I gotta go East to Orlando again, well before I'm free to travel West to the lands of my Yoot.

And given the laws, there. I'm going to expect that you'll "equip" me suitably with something non-traceable for "comfort" during my stay, as I cannot drive or otherwise transport that which of my own.

Should such implements be actually employed for their intended purpose... HOW FAR CAN YOU THROW?

Or, something like that.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2018 01:40 AM (QzJWU)

765 Whelp, gotta go do work stuff.

Northenlurker, if you are gone before I get home and start posting again, have a safe and fun trip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2018 01:41 AM (2iZKp)

766 Night all.

Here is a new track, "Ride into Grave and Glory", by Tengger Cavalry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJU55emnrvQ

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 07, 2018 01:42 AM (itfg0)

767 Heh-according to the Inspector General, lots of laptops have gone missing from CFPB.......



May the Pakistanis moved them to Liz Warren's garage....



Of course, no personal information could possible be on them....

Posted by: Miklos the third shift cook at February 07, 2018 01:39 AM (zCyNd)

A laptop is a fairly costly piece of kit. Not to mention the data that might stored thereupon. Presumably every one of those laptops was issued to an employee. Require those employees to give a good account of them upon pain of dismissal, or worse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 01:43 AM (Dbv1R)

768 I'll keep my eyes peeled.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 01:39 AM (nBr1j)

I don't remember how this got started...something to do with the post WWII economy...but ice cream on a bun is something that Filipinos really dig.

Also lots of oddball flavors. Like pickle flavored ice cream.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 01:44 AM (ayUOl)

769 A laptop is a fairly costly piece of kit. Not to mention the data that might stored thereupon. Presumably every one of those laptops was issued to an employee. Require those employees to give a good account of them upon pain of dismissal, or worse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 01:43 AM (Dbv1R)

They apparently have no records of who got the laptops. Contrary to every place I have ever worked where company laptops were used.

Posted by: Miklos the third shift cook at February 07, 2018 01:44 AM (zCyNd)

770 I'll keep my eyes peeled.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 01:39 AM (nBr1j)
---
just be careful out there...

i hear it's real easy to fall in love out that way, and someone might try to catch you on the rebound, even though i doubt that's what you have in mind. call it a forced interception.

and the ONT is likely somewhere about mid day there, so you can check in, easy peasy. we'll leave the light on for ya!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 01:45 AM (cC7Zj)

771 Posted by: The Political Hat at February 07, 2018 01:42 AM (itfg0)

G'night.

And that song? Soooooooo bad ass!

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 01:46 AM (ayUOl)

772 I've been watching the replay of the SPaceX launch through rickl's link. I love space travel and launches ... but that gang over at SpaceX is kind of creepy. They're yipping it up like this was the first launch, ever. There was nothing like this during the original launches - and they were REALLY BIG DEALS. Sure, they all clapped and congratulated each other as the launch went off successfully but they weren't whoopin' it up like hyenas. These SpaceX people give me a really weird vibe.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 01:47 AM (8gDQu)

773 770 I'll keep my eyes peeled.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 01:39 AM (nBr1j)
---
just be careful out there...

i hear it's real easy to fall in love out that way, and someone might try to catch you on the rebound, even though i doubt that's what you have in mind. call it a forced interception.

and the ONT is likely somewhere about mid day there, so you can check in, easy peasy. we'll leave the light on for ya!
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 01:45 AM (cC7Zj)

No Filipinas in the plans.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 01:47 AM (nBr1j)

774 Primordial, wait 'til Elon Musk moves on to his next triumph: affordable sexbots! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2018 01:47 AM (eMKNe)

775 I'm to the snoozer, y'all.

Safe Travels to Northernlurker.

Aim small, to RecC

And to Luann?

If you're indeed, "one of us", you'll survive my imprecations. Or in other words:

"suck it up, buttercup".

This Horde, WELCOMES the new peoples. Long as they don't slither in under the shed snakeskins of "trolls" and the like.

Just come on in and BE yourself.

No intrigue, no illusions.

You be you.

If that "you" is of a true and Constitutional Heart, you'll be fine.

If that "you" is some form of a Libtard trying to slither in under the wire?

Well, THAT is on you, as are the results thereof.

I truly HOPE, that YOU are lass WORTH of the forebearers as you have described.

If so, you've truly found a home of likeminded souls, and you will be WELCOMED here.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


*hasta la nite nite, horde!*

Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2018 01:48 AM (QzJWU)

776 Primordial, wait 'til Elon Musk moves on to his next triumph: affordable sexbots! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2018 01:47 AM (eMKNe)

With flamethrowers!!

Posted by: Miklos, smothered and covered at February 07, 2018 01:49 AM (zCyNd)

777 Hasta las Nachos!!

Posted by: Miklos, smothered and covered at February 07, 2018 01:50 AM (zCyNd)

778 Time for me to head off to bed. G'night.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at February 07, 2018 01:51 AM (nBr1j)

779 Primordial, wait 'til Elon Musk moves on to his next triumph: affordable sexbots! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2018 01:47 AM (eMKNe)


The SexX gang are going to be whooping it up for Youtube as Elon mounts his third sexbot. "Woo-hoo!! Woo-hoo!! Yay! Aaaaargggh!!!"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 01:51 AM (8gDQu)

780 ah Jim Im in no mood to climb a 7 ft wall. You have a bad back mmm ice packs, my full body push days needs simple gainzzz, I can lift those ice bags for ya though, be my pleasure.

Don't tell me what I have to proof until you lay that study on everyone who enters the ship. I raised a Marine single handed. Hell I even had a Yellow Bow tied around the old Oak Tree and that is NO BS, those Marines wanted my son. I have a Patriot I honor. Don't need to discuss my women military support, pins baby.

I earned my damn keep and I did it without a man. That is my credential, plus I like the wind. I support my men all the way as long as their not weak kneed.

Pour me a wine, I'm not choosey, wat ya got?

I tried dating sites the morons there make you look good. Now drop!

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 01:52 AM (7ZiDC)

781 but ice cream on a bun is something that Filipinos really dig.


Maybe they just don't have waffles?

Also lots of oddball flavors. Like pickle flavored ice cream.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 01:44 AM (ayUOl)


Too close to Japan. That's how stuff like that happens.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 01:52 AM (8gDQu)

782 Primordial, wait 'til Elon Musk moves on to his next triumph: affordable sexbots! ;-)


I see a new licensing opportunity for the Trump family...

Posted by: Miklos, over easy at February 07, 2018 01:53 AM (zCyNd)

783 affordable sexbots! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2018 01:47 AM (eMKNe)

Guys? Guys? Guys!

Maybe we should give Mr. Musk a break, mmmkay?

Posted by: Robert believes the LAWD works in mysterious ways at February 07, 2018 01:53 AM (ayUOl)

784
We're gonna need sexbot test pilots. The Right Stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 07, 2018 01:53 AM (8O3HH)

785 red, I assume that 1911 was C ampersand R? Only way to import it here. Having that production date, pretty easy to make that cut.


I have a Mosin that is not *that* far away from it's 100th birthday. Will it be an antique then, under ATF? Think so. Of course it works like the day it was made (Lenin still ruled the roost at the time).


Strikes me that within 10 years, there'll be a whole lot of highly capable "antiques" available.



Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 01:54 AM (QDnY+)

786
I'm wondering what the physical exam requirements will be to become a sexbot test pilot....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 07, 2018 01:55 AM (8O3HH)

787 "Woo-hoo!! Woo-hoo!! Yay! Aaaaargggh!!!"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 01:51 AM (8gDQu)

I had a similar reaction after discovering Blair White.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 01:55 AM (ayUOl)

788 Strikes me that within 10 years, there'll be a whole lot of highly capable "antiques" available.



Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 01:54 AM (QDnY+)

10 years? Some already comment here.

Posted by: Miklos, over easy at February 07, 2018 01:55 AM (zCyNd)

789 Oh P.S. Jim people how over the top political well their retarded an their chits all fucked up. Heard it right here on the blog.

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 01:56 AM (7ZiDC)

790 Regarding new posters:

As a newish poster, I made a small observation about torpedo squadrons about the time of Midway Day.

There was a quick response pointing out some basic errors and omissions. Valid criticism. Boldly stated.

An excellent lesson taught. So keep posting and learn. This is undiscovered country for a newbie, some bumps and bruises are payment for the knowing.

Tree in house update: The anniversary is broaching month three and King County is slooooly pondering the approval of engineering to start repair. You can be assured that blue tarp can prevent leaking at least that long. The ceiling popcorn asbestos is gone. Along with the ceilings.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 07, 2018 01:56 AM (e1mEI)

791 We're gonna need sexbot test pilots. The Right Stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 07, 2018 01:53 AM (8O3HH)

Brings a whole new level of meaning to the term "auger in".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 01:57 AM (Dbv1R)

792 As a newish poster, I made a small observation about torpedo squadrons about the time of Midway Day.


So, you subscribe to the Parshall and Tully school, eh?

Posted by: Miklos, sunny side up at February 07, 2018 01:57 AM (zCyNd)

793 I look at it this way: here we have a self-driving Electric Musk-Ox, passing through ass-teroid orbit, equipped with Gurgle-View. I had better log off, because there's no way this ain't going to Uranus.

Wishing you the best, N'Lurker.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 07, 2018 01:58 AM (H5rtT)

794 I had a similar reaction after discovering Blair White.

Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2018 01:55 AM (ayUOl)


I think someone made a post about her a few months back (Oregon Muse, maybe?) and didn't know (or didn't tell) that she was a guy.

That thread was a bit ... awkward.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 01:58 AM (8gDQu)

795 And given the laws, there. I'm going to expect that you'll "equip" me
suitably with something non-traceable for "comfort" during my stay, as I
cannot drive or otherwise transport that which of my own.

---
i will arrange for you to take a shopping excursion to the local emporiums, where you can choose, at your leisure, the finest Verdugo or San Gabriel range weapons of your choice.



Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 01:59 AM (cC7Zj)

796 The Post Office will issue a Mr. Rogers postage stamp.

I suspect it will only be good for delivery within your own neighborhood...

Posted by: Miklos, sunny side up at February 07, 2018 02:00 AM (zCyNd)

797 Two thumbs up for dilauded!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2018 02:00 AM (daAqw)

798 Have to re-read Parshall and Tully. But since intel and incredible fortune/timing seem to be the central factors at Midway, not sure the disputed stuff (which I'm even forgetting now) really matters anyway.


Hmmm, and I have to do my next 200 pages of punishment in Glantz's encyclopedic Colossus Reborn starting tonight, after finishing my "palate cleanser" book.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 02:00 AM (QDnY+)

799 >> I had better log off, because there's no way this ain't going to Uranus.

Man, I'm gonna love it when NASA sends a probe to Uranus. Sort of like Cassini, around Saturn. It will circle around it, then, finally, plunge right in.

Imagine all the puns, all the fun.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 07, 2018 02:01 AM (8O3HH)

800 think someone made a post about her a few months
back (Oregon Muse, maybe?) and didn't know (or didn't tell) that she was
a guy.



That thread was a bit ... awkward.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2018 01:58 AM (8gDQu)

Sounds like the Blair Which? project.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 02:01 AM (Dbv1R)

801 And given the laws, there. I'm going to expect that you'll "equip" me
suitably with something non-traceable for "comfort" during my stay, as I
cannot drive or otherwise transport that which of my own.


I hear you can get certain items real cheap, if you have scuba equipment.

Posted by: Miklos, schnorkel hoch! at February 07, 2018 02:02 AM (zCyNd)

802 Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 01:52 AM (7ZiDC)

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Sage.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 02:03 AM (cC7Zj)

803 I hear you can get certain items real cheap, if you have scuba equipment.

Posted by: Miklos, schnorkel hoch! at February 07, 2018 02:02 AM (zCyNd)

Then you will get busted for disrupting Delta Smelt habitat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 02:04 AM (Dbv1R)

804 Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 01:54 AM (QDnY+)

---
1912 production, according to the Colt site.

so yeah, just barely CnR qualified...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 02:06 AM (cC7Zj)

805 Notwithstanding the outrageous stupidity of CA gun laws, there are plenty of scary guns available here. Just not as many types as there should be (all of them), as in most states.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2018 02:06 AM (QDnY+)

806 I apologize for both my poor english structure as well as my tawndry presentation to the Horde and lurkers, hey out there.

I was raised as a lady and often confused as a Ginger. My Chits all f'd up. I had para military training. I can be harsh but I'm sweet as pie. Is pie an equation.

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 02:08 AM (7ZiDC)

807 the scariest ones in #Failifornia are held by agents of the various governments here.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 02:09 AM (cC7Zj)

808 Is pie an equation.

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 02:08 AM (7ZiDC)

Yes.

Pie/me=none left

Posted by: Miklos, fork at the ready at February 07, 2018 02:10 AM (zCyNd)

809 i hurt all over and still feel like crap.

hasta y'all...

lame troll is lame: please don't feed it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2018 02:11 AM (cC7Zj)

810 Pie are round.

Cake are square.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 02:11 AM (Dbv1R)

811 Night, red!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 02:12 AM (Dbv1R)

812 Thanks for the chat. Goodnight everyone!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2018 02:12 AM (eMKNe)

813 Cake are square.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 02:11 AM (Dbv1R)

Unleash the bundt thread!!

Posted by: Miklos, fork at the ready at February 07, 2018 02:12 AM (zCyNd)

814 803 I hear you can get certain items real cheap, if you have scuba equipment.

Posted by: Miklos, schnorkel hoch! at February 07, 2018 02:02 AM (zCyNd)

Then you will get busted for disrupting Delta Smelt habitat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 02:04 AM (Dbv1R)

Whoever smelt it delta it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2018 02:13 AM (NWiLs)

815
792 As a newish poster, I made a small observation about torpedo squadrons about the time of Midway Day.


So, you subscribe to the Parshall and Tully school, eh?
Posted by: Miklos, sunny side up at February 07, 2018 01:57 AM (zCyNd)

I learned reading the Army Green Books that truth is always subject to further scholarship.
My sources at the time were The Barrier and the Javelin by Willmott and let's say things have moved on. I now look at that book as a good discussion of strategic options.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 07, 2018 02:13 AM (e1mEI)

816 Unleash the bundt thread!!

Posted by: Miklos, fork at the ready at February 07, 2018 02:12 AM (zCyNd)

Things that go bundt in the night...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 02:14 AM (Dbv1R)

817 Then you will get busted for disrupting Delta Smelt habitat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 02:04 AM (Dbv1R)

Tell the smelt that if they rat you out, they'll sleep with the.....uh.....let me think about this.

Posted by: Miklos, fresh bait daily, except tomorrow at February 07, 2018 02:14 AM (zCyNd)

818 That picture at the top of thread looks like one of the remoter reaches of Lake Couer d'Alene in Idaho.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 02:16 AM (Dbv1R)

819 802 redic4

Does not compute, I can draw a square. I used to draw and paint, etc. among other things, that use to keep my focus.

I love kids and have passed that on for expression, it helps the demintional 3d view of life. Brings life into perspective and focus assists in calming the nerves.

The other rough an ready I began in poverty, still trained in gymnastics and ballet, Orchestras listening big organ. Poverty is a state of mind, I get Carson.

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 02:18 AM (7ZiDC)

820 Lake Couer d'Alene in Idaho.

Every day, in every way, getting better and better?

Posted by: Miklos, affirmations for all, except total losers at February 07, 2018 02:18 AM (zCyNd)

821 Oops misspelled That other word for spacey, space. I'm running short on fuel/rest.

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 02:20 AM (7ZiDC)

822 Delta Smelt who was the comedian who needed help for farmers in Cali his big joke was making fun of BEANERs.

Friggin people tried to help him with water issues for farmers and he turned coat after the assist, Latino guy.

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 02:25 AM (7ZiDC)

823 Pie are round.

Cake are square.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 02:11 AM (Dbv1R)


Shepherd's pie are oval.

Tomato pie* are both round (Neapolitan) and square (Sicilian).

* America needs 24-hour pizza places. Just because we should.

Posted by: RickZ at February 07, 2018 02:25 AM (vUUN1)

824 Oh RickZ

That is a thread winner!

Posted by: Luann at February 07, 2018 02:26 AM (7ZiDC)

825 Every day, in every way, getting better and better?

Posted by: Miklos, affirmations for all, except total losers at February 07, 2018 02:18 AM (zCyNd)

That was Coue (acute accent on the "e"), I think. Picture looks like the scenery on the road east from Sand Point towards Montana.
I have to go to bed. Getting up early tomorrow to go on a Jeep ride in the desert. Should be fun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2018 02:27 AM (Dbv1R)

826 Nite al Norte.

Posted by: Miklos, affirmations for all, except total losers at February 07, 2018 02:30 AM (zCyNd)

827 * America needs 24-hour pizza places. Just because we should.

Posted by: RickZ at February 07, 2018 02:25 AM (vUUN1)

*takes defensive stance with cutlery "acquired" from Waffle House*

Posted by: Miklos, ready for some eats at February 07, 2018 02:32 AM (zCyNd)

828 Anti-Vaxxers need to be injected with small pox.
Vegans, fuck them. Shove a cheese burger down their throats. They'll thank you for it.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 07, 2018 02:33 AM (QMwOT)

829 *takes defensive stance with cutlery "acquired" from Waffle House*

Posted by: Miklos, ready for some eats at February 07, 2018 02:32 AM (zCyNd)


You do know you can get bacon, egg and cheese on a pie? In fact, there's nothing served in any diner, or fancy schmancy restaurant for that matter, that wouldn't go on a pizza.

My favorite homemade pizza: Smoked duck, thinly sliced hot pepper rings, sliced shallots, maybe some sliced red pepper, goat cheese with a (homemade) Chinese plum sauce; you can even top that, after it's out of the oven, with some arugula. Like I said, with pizza, anything goes. Just ask Comet Pizza.

Posted by: RickZ at February 07, 2018 02:45 AM (vUUN1)

830 I miss Waffle House.

There are none here in my area of ND.

Posted by: Exile at February 07, 2018 03:02 AM (Fikbq)

831 797 Two thumbs up for dilauded!





Posted by: rickb223


Better living thru chemistry!

So, rickb, are you now missing a significant body part?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 07, 2018 03:41 AM (0ogQG)

832 Yeesh -- Nasty sock off.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 07, 2018 03:41 AM (0ogQG)

833 Didn't get much sleep in last two hours but
Good morning Horde

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 07, 2018 03:50 AM (aC6Sd)

834 Morning, Skip!

I think everybody's at the Waffle House or the all-night pizza place.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at February 07, 2018 03:59 AM (zCyNd)

835 We are really swamped with work so I might go in early as I have to finish what I can do at this job.
Pondering if my fear of the biggest traffic jam in the history of Philadelphia is more than my fan for Eagles. Leaning for trying it but see where I have to work tomorrow.

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 07, 2018 04:11 AM (aC6Sd)

836 I Fuckin' LOVE you Morons and 'Ettes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 04:12 AM (Ckg4U)

837 Shredded Chi, although banned?

...Is my Brother.

I Love that dude.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at February 07, 2018 04:16 AM (Ckg4U)

838 Have a good night Slap as you are usually gone by time I get up.
Everyone have a great day.

Posted by: Skip LIIven the Dream at February 07, 2018 04:22 AM (aC6Sd)

839 Slap is back!


Rooster out front shoulda told me.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at February 07, 2018 04:39 AM (zCyNd)

840 Is it possible to buy a box of Girl Scout cookies without thinking about the old, retired former GSA administrative crunt on a beach somewhere whose next daiquiri is being bought with said box, (cookie not crunt,) profit?

Posted by: Marooned at February 07, 2018 05:49 AM (8hRlF)

841 A timely hypothetical for whoever wants to tackle it, right out of Canada's headlines. Yes, I have a reason for asking this and I apologize if the formatting is off, I have to paste it.

Your company hired an employee who recently "switched genders." She has had her name legally changed to a decidedly male, dresses as a male, etc.

The company says that a person's legal name is their legal name so they must be addressed as such.

Let's say you're willing to go that far with this; wrong or not the law is the law, and you need to work. So you agree to refer to the person by the legalized name (or maybe you'd refuse even that, you tell me) but that's as close to affirming anything about this as you're willing to get.

Here's where the trouble really starts.

One of your duties is to put things in writing, some of which unavoidably refers at length to employees. You do not want to call a biological woman "he" or "him," and the company's policy on THIS point is not yet clear . . . but you know that once it's noticed (and it will be) the person in question will complain that the "correct" pronouns are being deliberately avoided, which equals harassment, bigotry, lawsuits, etc.

At this point, the foundational issue of free speech vs compelled speech will kick in. In today's madhouse society you cannot know how this is going to go, if it goes south.

What would you do?

Would you figure that since you've already agreed to call them by their now-legal male name, you may as well call her "him"?

Would you draw the line at using what you know is the biologically incorrect pronoun, and refuse to do so?

Posted by: doomed at February 07, 2018 05:50 AM (UW4Uc)

842 At the aeropuerto again. Hopefully the last time for a long time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2018 05:52 AM (U1LKf)

843 Posted by: doomed at February 07, 2018 05:50 AM (UW4Uc)


Some battles are just not worth it. You can bet he/she will make your life a living hell, and for what gain? I would just use pronouns as infrequently as possible.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2018 05:54 AM (U1LKf)

844
Ten below zero.

Posted by: Stanley Longbow at February 07, 2018 06:01 AM (ECDXs)

845 Cat,

I agree some are not worth fighting, either because they can't be won or they just aren't worth it if you did win.

But one factor in this is I didn't mention is the person's belief that God does not tolerate lies, so to knowingly honor a lie by participating in it via pronouns, is to dishonor God. And that's not something the person is willing to do.

That sure complicates things, don't it.

Posted by: doomed at February 07, 2018 06:03 AM (UW4Uc)

846 63 and raining in hotlanta

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2018 06:03 AM (U1LKf)

847 The likely ultimate answer I already know. Find another job.

Posted by: doomed at February 07, 2018 06:04 AM (UW4Uc)

848 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2018 06:07 AM (hyuyC)

849 If a chick asks me to refer to her as he, it is not my lie. I am simply respecting their wishes. God knows what is in your heart. It is not a lie for personal gain the way i see it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2018 06:08 AM (U1LKf)

850 847 The likely ultimate answer I already know. Find another job.


You will run into this everywhere. Now that this mental illness is being codified in law and kids are being encouraged to experiment with switching genders. Even if you run your own business, you will end up with an employee or client.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2018 06:11 AM (U1LKf)

851 4℉ and blowing snow from last night's flurries.

If it was furries, I'd have to return Ewoks to the other Manhattan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2018 06:12 AM (hyuyC)

852 If I know I'm lying in order to keep my job, I'd have to consider myself lying for the gain of a continued paycheck. But that's just me.

Posted by: doomed at February 07, 2018 06:14 AM (UW4Uc)

853 G'morning, all.

Frozen rain, and a two hour delay in school opening today.

Yippie Yippie for me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 06:15 AM (EyPfd)

854 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Hope the stores still have some milk, TP and bread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2018 06:16 AM (hyuyC)

855 Good morning my pretty Hordelings.

Debating whether to show up to work late or not at all.

Pants or no pants?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 07, 2018 06:25 AM (qJtVm)

856 "Hope the stores still have some milk, TP and bread."

We stopped at the store last night, so we are good.

And this is supposed to shift to all rain by mid morning.

Not much coming down, just at the worse time possible.
Before sunrise, and at the beginning of rush hour.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 06:26 AM (EyPfd)

857 Is that a morning picture or an evening picture? I'd nuke it, either way. It's a nasty breading ground for mosquitoes and snakes and it's an elitist playground that most of the underclass will never be able to visit, and it's racist, because of mountains and snow and stuff. Like trees. The inner-city where we live got no trees like that. It is pretty though. But it should be atomized, just on general principles.

Posted by: goon at February 07, 2018 06:26 AM (EaQ6/)

858 MH, The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain playing The Good, The Bad and The Ugly is one of my favorites. Thanks!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2018 06:29 AM (hyuyC)

859 Lovely picture at the top Thanks. Mishum

Where is that? Alaska?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 06:29 AM (8+Ozj)

860 I looked for that spot on Google Earth, but I couldn't find it, because the white privilege is keeping it's location secret!

Posted by: goon at February 07, 2018 06:32 AM (EaQ6/)

861 855 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Do we get a vote here?


ཚ Horde inspired leer ཚ

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2018 06:32 AM (hyuyC)

862 "That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects." John Fowles

A male feminist, I presume? Comments like these, although on one hand I accept them as stupid self-satisfying generalizations from elitist twits, piss me off. No, men don't see the relatuionships between objects, not at all. All any man who ever invented or built anything (like the entire western world's technology and infrastructure) not only saw the relationships between objects but absorbed and understood them in ways women couldn't even imagine. The real great distinction between the sexes? "Women are idiots and men are lunatics." That's from Rebecca West.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 07, 2018 06:33 AM (ec9pB)

863 I remember once being amused by a ukulele group playing Flight of the Valkyries. Suspect it's the same bunch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 07, 2018 06:33 AM (ks6bw)

864 It is, lovely, Fen! I was wondering the same thing,
Probably Alaska, though it reminds me of Colorado....

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2018 06:34 AM (W+vEI)

865 The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain
doing the theme music from Shaft and Pinball Wizard. Oh Yeah.

Must resist.


OK. Work preps commence! Broke the spell.

Have a serene day, everyone. May you be surrounded by good drivers. And don't be "that guy."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2018 06:35 AM (hyuyC)

866 >>Debating whether to show up to work late or not at all.

What's the challenge - bad weather or just a case of the Wednesdays?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2018 06:36 AM (W+vEI)

867 Note to self: Update target list to include Alaska, and Colorado. Just to be sure.

Posted by: goon at February 07, 2018 06:36 AM (EaQ6/)

868 Note to self: Update target list to include Ukulele.

Posted by: goon at February 07, 2018 06:38 AM (EaQ6/)

869 Pants or no pants?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes



Sans culottes. Please.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2018 06:39 AM (fuK7c)

870 What's the challenge - bad weather or just a case of the Wednesdays?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2018 06:36 AM (W+vEI)
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We have icy rain here but it looks like it will turn to just rain in a few hours. Still, Maryland drivers...

We have late arrival and I don't have to be in until 9:00. I was debating just taking the day off but meh, I'm at 51% now, I'll just gird my loins and go in.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 07, 2018 06:41 AM (qJtVm)

871
I hope there is some happy news. Trump wanting to have a military parade on a national holiday sounds like a riot.

Posted by: Stanley Longbow at February 07, 2018 06:41 AM (ECDXs)

872 I hope The Donald was just trolling. Big military hardware parades are pure Commie posturing.

Now if we did it on the Moon? Hell yeah.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 07, 2018 06:44 AM (qJtVm)

873 Ah - Sounds like you're going to enjoy the extra time then go to work to save the say off for a better occasion.
Good plan!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2018 06:44 AM (W+vEI)

874 Yeah, we should just have one platoon of Marines march down the street. Little tiny asshole countries have those muscle parades. Let's just show them a million people turning out to cheer one platoon of Marines instead.

Posted by: goon at February 07, 2018 06:45 AM (EaQ6/)

875 A story of love that lasted over 60 years:

https://tinyurl.com/y79wvctv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 06:45 AM (8+Ozj)

876 I think Trump enjoys having leftists have their hair on fire-because a military parade will have them shrieking "North Korea", "Soviet Union" blah, blah....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 06:46 AM (8+Ozj)

877
I love a parade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQKJhdhJvGg

Would the Federal agencies SWAT units be marching? The SWAT Units from Department of Education, IRS, EPA, FBI, Bureau of Land Management?

It would be wonderful; the bands playing, flags waving, crowds cheering and throwing flowers.

Posted by: Stanley Longbow at February 07, 2018 06:48 AM (ECDXs)

878 Trump has got to be trolling.....

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2018 06:48 AM (W+vEI)

879 875>> I can't imagine myself in that situation. I hope that if it ever does occur I would be as strong and dignified as that man.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 07, 2018 06:49 AM (N7fcT)

880 A family, a dog and a baby:

https://tinyurl.com/yagbfaz7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 06:50 AM (8+Ozj)

881 If it were SWAT teams, etc, why not have them progress across the building tops?
A sniper's parade - didn't you see it? No?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2018 06:50 AM (W+vEI)

882 The parade that I want to see is our guys climbing aboard aircraft and ships and leaving the shitholes, and the ungrateful places of the world to their own devices. That would be a cute trick, and impactful.

Posted by: goon at February 07, 2018 06:51 AM (EaQ6/)

883 'Would you draw the line at using what you know is the biologically incorrect pronoun, and refuse to do so?'

Sound like a perfect place to use the words "thon" and "xit ".

Posted by: Tony at February 07, 2018 06:52 AM (UdKB7)

884 The parade I want to see is the line of UN ambassadors and their staffs passing through the TSA checkpoint and being molested to get on a Frontier Airlines plane to fly home.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 07, 2018 06:55 AM (N7fcT)

885 I hope this isn't a photoshop. If not, it's pretty funny:

https://tinyurl.com/yct9v3ap

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2018 06:55 AM (8+Ozj)

886 It's the middle of winter and I just caught 2 ants (little tiny suckers) trying to climb up my morning vodka glass. They suffered.

Posted by: goon at February 07, 2018 06:56 AM (EaQ6/)

887 "Thon" is a real word and has been around since 1858. Here's a sample usage.

"Every student should acquaint thonself with some method by which thon can positively correlate the facts of thons knowledge."

https://idiomation.wordpress.com/2017/04/20/thon/

Posted by: freaked at February 07, 2018 06:57 AM (UdKB7)

888 885 I hope this isn't a photoshop. If not, it's pretty funny:

Hands at 10 & 2 and don't make eye contact.

Posted by: Sir Cum Ference at February 07, 2018 06:57 AM (26pJg)

889 Amen! I would frisk them all for their cash before they got out of the country though.

Posted by: goon at February 07, 2018 06:57 AM (EaQ6/)

890 Off stupid sock....

Mornin'

Posted by: jsg at February 07, 2018 06:58 AM (26pJg)

891 Morning.

So, "burger-eating" is now an epithet?



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 07:00 AM (juCZM)

892 >>> I hope this isn't a photoshop. If not, it's pretty funny:

Not a photoshop. China.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 07, 2018 07:00 AM (aRDor)

893 Alpaca's are smaller and friendly. It's the llamas you have to watch out for. They have a mean disposition.

Posted by: Stanley Longbow at February 07, 2018 07:00 AM (ECDXs)

894 Note to self: Put Alpaca and Llamas on the target list. Research locations where those commies live.

Posted by: goon at February 07, 2018 07:04 AM (EaQ6/)

895
Banana Splits Guy at February 07, 2018 07:00 AM (aRDor)

Ardor? You Russian bot, too?

Posted by: Boris Chicheseyov at February 07, 2018 07:05 AM (2FqvZ)

896 CNN on at the doughnut shop - they have gone from market crisis to this morning having the paste eater on. Rich him saying Trump has an issue with facts; guess he forgot he was a perjurer on top of being a groper.

Posted by: rammajamma at February 07, 2018 07:05 AM (oAlzZ)

897 >>>Ardor? You Russian bot, too?

It is a synonym for Winona.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 07, 2018 07:07 AM (aRDor)

898 Ah, now, that's just mean! Saying "doughnut shop" at this time of the day! All of my memory-senses have gone into overload. I can smell the coffee and the fresh hot glazed donuts. Curses!

Posted by: goon at February 07, 2018 07:09 AM (EaQ6/)

899 Someone poke JJ with a stick and wake him up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2018 07:12 AM (U1LKf)

900 Come on! You slackers! With just a little effort we can get this thread to 1K before the sober people wake up!

Posted by: goon at February 07, 2018 07:14 AM (EaQ6/)

901 1000th!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2018 07:14 AM (U1LKf)

902 Tits!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2018 07:16 AM (oVJmc)

903 I guess I had better weeble down to B32. It is a bit of a hike from here.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2018 07:17 AM (U1LKf)

904 Nay! Elbows!

Posted by: goon at February 07, 2018 07:17 AM (EaQ6/)

905 STOCKS DOWN !! PANIC TIME!!!
- MSM

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 07, 2018 07:18 AM (vyHiq)

906
mmmm mmmm mmmm
Baked chicken nuggets, salad on the day the lettuce goes out of date, too sweet cheap yogurt.

I love a good lunch.

Posted by: Stanley Longbow at February 07, 2018 07:19 AM (ECDXs)

907 By the heavy hand of the all-knowing, all-seeing, all-powerful government, you shall be forced to submit your life plans before exiting high school. Otoh, you illegal aliens? You're free to roam the country living off of the American taxpayer.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 07, 2018 07:19 AM (mQ0Mc)

908 I want my Maypo!!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 07, 2018 07:20 AM (b8HGm)

909 " Rich him saying Trump has an issue with facts;"


I hear that asserted a lot, mostly by leftists who are all congenital liars themselves. I cannot remember any instance of PDT lying.
Horde, how about you ?
Put me some collective wisdom.

And G'mornin' !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 07, 2018 07:20 AM (oVWx5)

910 J.J is in some cold, icy alley fending off Nazi werewolves from his bialy with schmear, and we're here bitching about n.o morning thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 07, 2018 07:20 AM (qJtVm)

911 Last!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2018 07:20 AM (W+vEI)

912 NOOD

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 07, 2018 07:21 AM (juCZM)

913 "facts" = liberal opinions

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2018 07:21 AM (oVJmc)

914 Finally.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 07, 2018 07:22 AM (qJtVm)

915 When you've got idiots relying upon a fear index to tell them how to invest, well, yer' gonna have a little bit of volatility in the market. Looks exactly like a buyers game to me.

Posted by: goon at February 07, 2018 07:22 AM (EaQ6/)

916 Two pretty significant things happened overnight.

1. The Grassley memo was largely declassified by Wray. It builds on the Nunes memo and pretty conclusively proves that the FBI relied on the memo to open up an investigation and get multiple FISA Type 1 warrants on Carter Page to spy on the entire Trump campaign.

https://tinyurl.com/yauksgjs

2. More Strzok - Page texts were released and for the first time Obama is directly implicated.

https://tinyurl.com/ybk2f9ux

It's been obvious all along that Obama was involved in all of this but now for the first time he is being directly named.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2018 07:31 AM (/tuJf)

917 That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects. John Fowles

If relationships were really interesting, they'd put them on a card and sell them with bubble gum.

Posted by: George LeS at February 07, 2018 08:26 AM (+TcCF)

918 Ryan to Senators: No Amnesty Debate in House Unless Trump Approves
================




Rev and I are of the opinion that Ryan has had a "Come-toTrump" moment.

Posted by: grammie winger - only almost a week - at February 07, 2018 08:45 AM (lwiT4)

919 "finally gone as the desertification moves south and you have to keep
moving your livestock or your crops are no longer growing," Failed POTUS candidate Hillary R. Clinton."

Given that the hottest temps are around around equator, and colder temps extend north (in the northern hemisphere - where she was talking) wouldn't the desertification actually move north?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 07, 2018 09:23 AM (bB4HN)

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