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Rosie O'Donnell has come out of her den and saw her shadow which means 7 more years of president Trump!!! (h/t SandyCheeks) But of Course! This Tweet Did Not Age Well: He Who Laughs Last #CaptionThis Heh: (h/t Sabo) Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2018 11:18 AM (+Dllb) 2
Corgis called
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2018 11:18 AM (R5V4T) 3
I heard T-Mobile is desperately trying to walk back their ad.
Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 05, 2018 11:19 AM (8rnZP) Posted by: Rick in SK at February 05, 2018 11:19 AM (FZYNt) Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2018 11:19 AM (R5V4T) 6
Clowns to the left of me, clowns to the right! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2018 11:20 AM (jyInK) Posted by: Rick in SK at February 05, 2018 11:20 AM (FZYNt) 8
MY EYES!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:20 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2018 11:20 AM (RD7QR) 10
I can't look at the clowns..stuff of nightmares. Also stuff of nightmare = the multiple fat rolls on that woman.
Posted by: IC at February 05, 2018 11:20 AM (a0IVu) 11
Plenty of renderable oils just going to waste there ... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2018 11:21 AM (jyInK) 12
INDIANAPOLIS (WTHR) - Indiana State Police have released new information regarding the crash that killed two people Sunday morning on I-70. Detectives say the driver of the Ford F-150 was using the alias Alex Cabrera Gonsales. Police confirm his given name is Manuel Orrego-Savala and he a citizen of Guatemala by birth. Police say 37-year-old Orrego-Savala is in the United States illegally and has previously been deported on two occasions, in 2007 and again in 2009. https://tinyurl.com/yaxz6u9e Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2018 11:21 AM (IqV8l) 13
'Democracy Dies in Darkness' is their mission statement.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 05, 2018 11:21 AM (7ZVPa) 14
#CapionThis
Is that anything like a caption? Seriously that was a good play. The Eagle stuffed the Patriot and prevented a first down. Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 05, 2018 11:21 AM (2FqvZ) 15
Stupid Bowl numbers dropped nearly 3% according to some news sources.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2018 11:21 AM (R5V4T) 16
I recognize the guy on the rock. That's Ottoman Guy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2018 11:21 AM (9SkN+) 17
http://washex.am/2EHOdAv
--- Dossier author Steele wrote another anti-Trump memo; was fed info by Clinton-connected contact, Obama State Department --- WILLOWED Posted by: MISHBOT at February 05, 2018 11:21 AM (y3aQB) 18
3 I heard T-Mobile is desperately trying to walk back their ad.
Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 05, 2018 11:19 AM (8rnZP) It's okay if you want to be misogynistic racists! Honest! Posted by: T-Mobile Crisis Team at February 05, 2018 11:21 AM (RD7QR) 19
INDIANAPOLIS (WTHR) - Indiana State Police have released new information regarding the crash that killed two people Sunday morning on I-70.
Detectives say the driver of the Ford F-150 was using the alias Alex Cabrera Gonsales. Police confirm his given name is Manuel Orrego-Savala and he a citizen of Guatemala by birth. Police say 37-year-old Orrego-Savala is in the United States illegally and has previously been deported on two occasions, in 2007 and again in 2009. https://tinyurl.com/yaxz6u9e Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2018 11:21 AM (IqV8l) Black Lives Matter could not be reached for comment. Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 05, 2018 11:22 AM (KUaJL) 20
3 I heard T-Mobile is desperately trying to walk back their ad.
Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 05, 2018 11:19 AM (8rnZP) Really? Where did you hear that? They were vociferously defending it on Twitter last night, I wonder what happened? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 05, 2018 11:22 AM (cExw3) 21
Nice art. Funny. Revolting. Scary. Sarcastic. I think you hit most of the highlights, monkey man.
Posted by: grammie winger - January is Dead! - at February 05, 2018 11:22 AM (fD4nI) 22
Says a lot about the condition of the IL Republican Party -- an Illinois Nazi (literally) is running unopposed.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 05, 2018 11:22 AM (MIKMs) 23
You cannot spell inevitable with out Evita.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2018 11:22 AM (hLRSq) 24
Whooza big boy? Whooza got a ticklish belly? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2018 11:22 AM (jyInK) 25
This time it really is the beginning of the end of the beginning of the end of Trump.It's going to be an early night.
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (LiyEm) 26
Chicks dig the long ball.
Posted by: Big Richard Foles at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (Tyii7) 27
So what's this T-mobile ad I've heard so much about?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (NWiLs) 28
Gonna take a lot of coconut oil to rub down that lady sunning herself.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (QLvwG) 29
Another big shoe dropped this morning. Grassley released a highly redacted document that claims that Steele wrote a second dossier but it is unclear what was done with it.
This dossier was based on information that came from a foreign source who gave it to an "associate" of Bill and Hillary Clinton who gave it to the frigging State Department who gave it to Steele. This is getting better and better. Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (/tuJf) 30
Alternate Title: Bad Day At Hump Rock
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (9SkN+) 31
Talk about taking one for the team, nuts in the face has to be a new one.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (HAhrI) 32
The WaPo's motto should be Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (QQ+il) 33
17 http://washex.am/2EHOdAv
--- Dossier author Steele wrote another anti-Trump memo; was fed info by Clinton-connected contact, Obama State Department --- WILLOWED Posted by: MISHBOT at February 05, 2018 11:21 AM (y3aQB) Probably why Nunes says his next target is State. Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (RD7QR) 34
Esquire. Heh. For 'sensitive' males.
Posted by: Eromero at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (zLDYs) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (jyInK) 36
So what's this T-mobile ad I've heard so much about?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (NWiLs) T-Mobile took a different direction with its Super Bowl ad this year — instead of bashing its wireless rivals, the company made a statement about equality. The one-minute clip — which sold for around $10 million — pans over a bed of babies with different genders and races. Actress Kerry Washington provides the voiceover. “Welcome the world, little ones,” Washington narrates. “Yeah, it’s a lot to take in. But you come with open minds and the instinct that we are equal. Some people may see your differences and be threatened by them. But you are unstoppable. You’ll love who you want; you’ll demand fair and equal pay; you will not allow where you come from to dictate where you’re going. You will be heard, not dismissed. You will be connected, not alone. Change starts now.” Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (2FqvZ) 37
28 Gonna take a lot of coconut oil to rub down that lady sunning herself.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (QLvwG) How do we even know that's a lady? There's so much fat you can't tell from that angle. Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:24 AM (NWiLs) 38
What was the T-Mobile ad about?
Posted by: grammie winger - January is Dead! - at February 05, 2018 11:24 AM (fD4nI) 39
The Super Bowl ads that are veiled swipes at Trump really get old.
Amazing how many Muslim in hijabs have showed up in advertising since he was elected. Just amazed how many companies have leadership dumb enough to actively try and piss off half your potential customers all to get in a little virtue signaling. Posted by: Maritime at February 05, 2018 11:24 AM (G/kZc) 40
caption contest: Split V formation; you're doing it........WRONG
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 05, 2018 11:24 AM (326rv) 41
Are you positive that was Rosie O'Donnell? It could have been Lena Dunham and NO, I do not want a closer look.
Posted by: arieswoman at February 05, 2018 11:24 AM (f9+Ng) 42
Who's worse, Naked Ottoman Guy or Naked Stellar Sea Cow Woman?
Posted by: josephistan at February 05, 2018 11:24 AM (7HtZB) 43
Nagging the customer into buying is a heck of a sales ploy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2018 11:25 AM (hLRSq) 44
Brady was great. What happened was that their defense couldn't get the Eagles off the field.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 05, 2018 11:25 AM (O5Q3r) 45
This dossier was based on information that came from a foreign source who gave it to an "associate" of Bill and Hillary Clinton who gave it to the frigging State Department who gave it to Steele.
This is getting better and better. Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM Why am I suspecting the last name of the "associate'' rhymes with 'room for all'? Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 05, 2018 11:25 AM (2FqvZ) 46
Stupid Bowl numbers dropped nearly 3% according to some news sources.
If that's all, it's a victory for the NFL. Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 05, 2018 11:25 AM (QQ+il) 47
The only ad I watched was the shirtless Chris Pratt one...no complaints.
Posted by: IC at February 05, 2018 11:25 AM (a0IVu) 48
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (2FqvZ)
Oh barf. Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:25 AM (NWiLs) 49
Imagine there's no heaven...
Posted by: T-Mobile SJWs at February 05, 2018 11:25 AM (Tyii7) 50
Well, it's their ad. I suppose they can say what they want. It's up to the customer if they want to buy into it.
Posted by: grammie winger - January is Dead! - at February 05, 2018 11:25 AM (fD4nI) 51
So what's this T-mobile ad I've heard so much about?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (NWiLs) I literally heard nothing that was said, had nary a clue what the ad was about. All my wife and I saw were the cute babies. So it was a surprise when I found out what the ad was about. And the sound was not muted, even. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fourth Earl of Reltney at February 05, 2018 11:26 AM (xPJvm) 52
GP has an interesting taste in the wimmins - this the thread for hot baby oil and rubber galoshes?
Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2018 11:26 AM (2Mnv1) 53
The number one thing I look for in a cell service provider is how "woke" they are.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:27 AM (NWiLs) 54
you'll demand equal and fair pay
Which should have started with the obama WH, or the Hillary Clinton campaign, or the offices of VP biden, or the offices of Sen. Biden. Posted by: Blue Hen at February 05, 2018 11:27 AM (326rv) 55
What happened was that their defense couldn't get the Eagles off the field.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 05, 2018 11:25 AM (O5Q3r) ======================== That trick play in the 2nd quarter was something else. Wow. Posted by: grammie winger - January is Dead! - at February 05, 2018 11:27 AM (fD4nI) 56
So OM I want to that you from the bottom of my bile soured stomach for that Below the Fold Surprise.
*pours bleach into ear* which one of you assholes pissed off OM? Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 11:27 AM (4CCz5) 57
>>Why am I suspecting the last name of the "associate'' rhymes with 'room for all'?
Possible. But the early speculation was a guy who often worked with Sid named Cody Shearer. Maybe it was both of them. I'm pretty sure both names turned up in the letters Grassley sent out a week and a half ago. I gotta go look at the those letters again. Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2018 11:27 AM (/tuJf) 58
We'd like to buy the world a phone...
Posted by: T-Mobile SJWs at February 05, 2018 11:27 AM (Tyii7) 59
how come rosie is crawling out of the ass crack of the stone giant?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2018 11:27 AM (k1TUh) Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 05, 2018 11:27 AM (rOxQW) 61
It seems Frankie Hollywood uses the Jaes Comey Bible. You know, the one without the commandment prohibiting bearing false witness:
Despite denial, Pope got sex abuse victim's letter... Advisers say he knew... Linked on Drudge. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 05, 2018 11:27 AM (+y/Ru) 62
I'm not sure if land whale or the clowns are worse.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:28 AM (NWiLs) 63
With the long hair, I am assuming roly poly is female.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2018 11:28 AM (QLvwG) 64
were going to need a shit ton of flour
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 05, 2018 11:28 AM (FZYNt) 65
The Bud Knight was stupid. But it made me laugh.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2018 11:29 AM (k1TUh) 66
62 I'm not sure if land whale or the clowns are worse.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:28 AM (NWiLs) Whale clowns. It's a whole lot of horror. Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at February 05, 2018 11:29 AM (RD7QR) 67
Off to PT, back in about an hour.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 05, 2018 11:29 AM (cExw3) 68
With the long hair, I am assuming roly poly is female.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2018 11:28 AM (QLvwG) It's body form is neither male nor female. It's kind of segmented. My guess is a large annelid, previously unknown to science. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2018 11:30 AM (9SkN+) 69
T-Mobile ads were tolerable only when Catherine Zeta-Jones was their spokesmodel.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2018 11:30 AM (QLvwG) 70
If it weren't for the front feet looking like hands, I would say that's a picture of a sow in a wig.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 05, 2018 11:30 AM (CPk08) 71
>>>>>
Another big shoe dropped this morning. Grassley released a highly redacted document that claims that Steele wrote a second dossier but it is unclear what was done with it. This dossier was based on information that came from a foreign source who gave it to an "associate" of Bill and Hillary Clinton who gave it to the frigging State Department who gave it to Steele. This is getting better and better. . . .And no one is addressing the delay in sentencing that meuller requested on flynn. Plus the DOG IG report is due out in a few weeks. I expect even more panic when that gets announced. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2018 11:30 AM (+Dllb) 72
Too bad Budweiser did not feature their horses in a commercial; that was always my favorite especially the one where they teamed up with a darling puppy.
Posted by: IC at February 05, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu) 73
One of the things I dislike about the FNM running stupid lies to try to harm Trump is that they are training folks to reflexively defend Trump against news stories. Down the road, quite likely not until the next 'populist' president in office that could be a bad thing. It wouldn't be so bad if there was a proper amount of pushback from the supposed conservative media outlets and reporters. I don't care if these outlets don't like Trump / cannot bring themselves to admit that they were wrong back in 2016.
They still OUGHT to be vigorously attacking the FNM for every fake story just because the fake stories are a real danger for the country. Were these folks never told the story of the boy who cried Wolf? Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at February 05, 2018 11:30 AM (84F5k) 74
George Will is a putz. Who knew....right?
Posted by: BignJames at February 05, 2018 11:30 AM (0+nbW) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 05, 2018 11:30 AM (+y/Ru) 76
67 Off to PT, back in about an hour.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at February 05, 2018 11:29 AM (cExw3) Raid the liquor cabinet! Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at February 05, 2018 11:31 AM (RD7QR) Posted by: irright at February 05, 2018 11:31 AM (RVcmP) 78
I would say that's a picture of a sow in a wig.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 05, 2018 11:30 AM (CPk0 ================= All we are is sows in the wind. Posted by: grammie winger - January is Dead! - at February 05, 2018 11:31 AM (fD4nI) 79
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were going to need a shit ton of flour Posted by: Rick in SK at February 05, 2018 11:28 AM (FZYNt) I know if I laugh I'm only encouraging you but ha ha anyway. Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 11:31 AM (4CCz5) 80
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So what's this T-mobile ad I've heard so much about? Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (NWiLs) I literally heard nothing that was said, had nary a clue what the ad was about. All my wife and I saw were the cute babies. So it was a surprise when I found out what the ad was about. And the sound was not muted, even. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fourth Earl of Reltney at February 05, 2018 11:26 AM (xPJvm) ** Kept expecting Hop from Stranger Things to pop up and say: "Tide Ad!' and when it never happened I said? WTF social justice phones? Must be related to the Obama phone program. Posted by: Publius Redux at February 05, 2018 11:31 AM (Fb9aZ) 81
When that ad came on, my three month old daughter looked up at me and said, "Daddy, this 'woke baby' shit has really jumped the shark now, huh?" and i laughed so hard I threw up and then remembered I don't have a baby and it turned out my furnace actually had a pretty bad CO leak.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 05, 2018 11:31 AM (y87Qq) 82
Did someone say covered in a thick layer of smug?
Posted by: Lisa Page at February 05, 2018 11:32 AM (ymnmz) 83
The Super Bowl commercials were all thinly-disguised, barely-disguised and not disguised at all SJW Virtue Signalling made worse by the fact that not only do they want kudos for their "virtue", they want you to buy their shit and make them even richer.
In this light, I can see why some are pissed off that MLK was used to sell trucks. Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:32 AM (7uYFy) 84
66 62 I'm not sure if land whale or the clowns are worse.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:28 AM (NWiLs) Whale clowns. It's a whole lot of horror. Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at February 05, 2018 11:29 AM (RD7QR) I just wet myself in terror. Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:32 AM (NWiLs) 85
I just went to the youtoob to see the T-Mobil SJW crapfest of a commercial. SJW spot to sell phones? Why put off half ones customers. Equality is a given. Morals and character are not. Why is that so hard?
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 05, 2018 11:32 AM (0OmEj) 86
These pods are overrated.
Posted by: San Fran Nan at February 05, 2018 11:32 AM (Tyii7) Posted by: tu3031 at February 05, 2018 11:32 AM (O5Q3r) 88
INDIANAPOLIS (WTHR) - Indiana State Police have released new information regarding the crash that killed two people Sunday morning on I-70.
Detectives say the driver of the Ford F-150 was using the alias Alex Cabrera Gonsales. Police confirm his given name is Manuel Orrego-Savala and he a citizen of Guatemala by birth. Police say 37-year-old Orrego-Savala is in the United States illegally and has previously been deported on two occasions, in 2007 and again in 2009. Is this the same accident that killed Colts linebacker Ed Jackson? Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2018 11:33 AM (0tfLf) Posted by: no good deed at February 05, 2018 11:33 AM (eIQHF) 90
63 With the long hair, I am assuming roly poly is female. And lesbian. And hot ... but only because she is in the sun. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2018 11:33 AM (jyInK) 91
Rosie O'Donnell has come out of her den and saw her shadow which means 7 more years of president Trump!!
-------------------------------- Didn't know what that was fro a moment. Though it was some unknown, hairless, underground denison shitting a black harry blob. Posted by: Javems at February 05, 2018 11:33 AM (bVEBo) Posted by: TickledPink at February 05, 2018 11:33 AM (TL2pK) 93
The Super Bowl commercials were all
thinly-disguised, barely-disguised and not disguised at all SJW Virtue Signalling made worse by the fact that not only do they want kudos for their "virtue", they want you to buy their shit and make them even richer. In this light, I can see why some are pissed off that MLK was used to sell trucks. Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:32 AM (7uYFy) Add to that the rejection of the AmVets (I think that was the veteran's organization) ad that was rejected because "political". Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 05, 2018 11:33 AM (uiwCw) 94
Not hourglass, not chubby, not plus-sized, not curvy, well into barrel-shaped and bordering on spherical.
Like me. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2018 11:33 AM (QLvwG) 95
All we are is sows in the wind.
Posted by: grammie winger - January is Dead! - at February 05, 2018 11:31 AM (fD4nI) Climbing up on Sowsbury hill, I could see the city lights. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 05, 2018 11:33 AM (CPk08) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fourth Earl of Reltney at February 05, 2018 11:33 AM (xPJvm) 97
Yep, all four names were listed in the Grassley letters.
Sidney Blumenthal Cody Shearer - both long time Clinton smear merchants Victoria Nuland John Winer - Both deep state State Department employees and Winer worked on Libya and wikileaks showed us that Blumenthal was working with Hillary to try and do deals in Libya This is all starting to take shape. Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2018 11:33 AM (/tuJf) Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (ymnmz) 99
And hot ... but only because she is in the sun.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) you could fry an egg on her ass Posted by: Rick in SK at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (FZYNt) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (+y/Ru) 101
Plus the DOG IG report is due out in a few weeks. I expect even more panic when that gets announced.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman I'd rather wait for the DoJ IG. The DOG IG is too easily distracted. Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (AM1GF) 102
The funny thing about ads like the T-Mobile one is that they can virtually never work. If you stake out avowedly leftist positions:
1. you'll alienate right-leaning folks outright; 2. you may annoy middle-of-the-roaders who at least expect vendors of apolitical goods and services to be apolitical; and 3. you can't possibly buy the love of leftists, who don't even think corporations should have speech rights. Where's the profit in this underpants-gnome scheme? Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (iys0/) 103
The Super Bowl commercials were all thinly-disguised, barely-disguised and not disguised at all SJW Virtue Signalling made worse by the fact that not only do they want kudos for their "virtue", they want you to buy their shit and make them even richer.
The Tide ads weren't. And they made fun of the other ads. The M&M ad was good too. Hyndai talked about donating money to cancer research, which is tying virtue into a car purchase, but wasn't obnoxiously political. Posted by: Blue Hen at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (326rv) 104
Our post-game research tells us that we successfully appealed to millennials with no money living in mom's basement.
Posted by: T-Mobile SJWs at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (Tyii7) 105
Is this the same accident that killed Colts linebacker Ed Jackson? Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2018 11:33 AM YES Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (IqV8l) 106
Isn't Obama using the wrong side of that magnifying glass to make him appear larger?
Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (g4lFK) 107
Too bad Budweiser did not feature their horses in a commercial; that was always my favorite especially the one where they teamed up with a darling puppy.
Posted by: IC at February 05, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu) Me too, and I used to work for them. It's not the same without the Clydesdales. I used to get to see them most days at work and never got tired of it. At least we have Pratt. Posted by: stace at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (6HFDU) 108
YOUTUBE announces plan to combat 'propaganda'... Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane finally! Posted by: Susan Rice at February 05, 2018 11:35 AM (FZYNt) 109
When that ad came on, my three month old daughter
looked up at me and said, "Daddy, this 'woke baby' shit has really jumped the shark now, huh?" and i laughed so hard I threw up and then remembered I don't have a baby and it turned out my furnace actually had a pretty bad CO leak. Posted by: hogmartin at February 05, 2018 11:31 AM (y87Qq) Oh, that's good. +1 Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2018 11:35 AM (QLvwG) 110
Just wait until the little snowflakes start staffing and overrunning T-mobiles offices. You are going to just love the diverse, empowered, my grievances must be accommodated barbarians you let in the gates. Posted by: Ripley at February 05, 2018 11:35 AM (MxEKc) 111
The media = Pennywise and his insane clown posse.
I find it entirely plausible that Jim Acosta fends his free time attempting to lure children into sewers. Oh wait, that's what he does on his work time as well. . . Posted by: simplemind at February 05, 2018 11:35 AM (i8ahF) 112
106 Isn't Obama using the wrong side of that magnifying glass to make him appear larger?
Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets no umbrella was available. Posted by: Rick in SK at February 05, 2018 11:35 AM (FZYNt) 113
you could fry an egg on her ass
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (FZYNt) Wouldn't need grease, that's for sure. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 05, 2018 11:35 AM (CPk08) 114
I guess something big happened yesterday in the world of professional sports.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 05, 2018 11:35 AM (r9UYA) 115
Says a lot about the condition of the IL Republican Party -- an Illinois Nazi (literally) is running unopposed.
It's a safe Democrat district, the kind normally the GOP wouldn't bother with. Some nut saw an opening because the GOP wasn't going to contest it. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 05, 2018 11:35 AM (O7MnT) 116
This is all starting to take shape.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2018 11:33 AM (/tuJf) thats what OM thought when he posted "fat chick roasting on rock" Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (4CCz5) 117
What bugs me about SJW Virtue-signalling commercials is that they imply that if you buy their products, you too can "feel good" about yourself.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (7uYFy) 118
Caption: the multiple winter olympics ads took their toll, when a tragic double yutz with a rather sick twist ensued.
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (326rv) Posted by: simplemind at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (MGtgk) 120
"In this light, I can see why some are pissed off that MLK was used to sell trucks."
It wasn't just MLK - in that ad, they ran the line "the greatest among you will be your servant", without crediting it. That's Matthew 23:11, and I find it, shall we say, disappointing, that Dodge is saying that Jesus was talking about Ram Trucks when he spoke that line. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (k1TUh) 121
Disgusting moment Eagles fan eats HORSE EXCREMENT as Super Bowl celebrations descend into chaos in Philadelphia
See? All those Budweiser ads do steer consumer choices. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (9SkN+) 122
clowns in action ... CIA
CIA surely does use psy-ops to screw with elections in other countries, wouldn't be a surprise if they did it in ours. Especially in a case where a "drain the swamp" candidate was opposing "Queen of Darkness" and all things fascist. Posted by: illiniwek at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (bT8Z4) 123
At the party we were at, the spontaneous caption for that photo was "IN YO FACE!"
Posted by: Caliban at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (QE8X6) 124
>>>>Plus the DOG IG report is due out in a few weeks. I expect even more panic when that gets announced.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman I'd rather wait for the DoJ IG. The DOG IG is too easily distracted. . . .Why disappoint them? They have been working on it a long time. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (+Dllb) 125
No,the beer company has to do a commercial showing them as heroes shutting down the beer line to can water for disaster relief.
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (LiyEm) 126
106 Isn't Obama using the wrong side of that magnifying glass to make him appear larger?
Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (g4lFK) Isn't that what those things are for? To make me look larger? Posted by: Barack H. Obama at February 05, 2018 11:37 AM (CPk08) 127
>>When that ad came on, my three month old daughter looked up at me and said, "Daddy, this 'woke baby' shit has really jumped the shark now, huh?"
The Olympics ads are gonna be worse. Saw one this weekend - no clue what company - that had a mom consoling gay boy figure-skating son w/black eye, another mom consoling hijab skater girl after dirty looks from other skaters. Guess it's now the victim Olympics, not an athletic event Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI) 128
They say good art is something that elicits an emotional reaction.
I feel a stirring affinity to the masterpiece that is the depiction of Rosie. Posted by: The Man on the Ottoman at February 05, 2018 11:37 AM (ctuyM) 129
Looks like no Gov Shutdown Friday. I Hope
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2018 11:37 AM (5y11N) 130
I can't wait for next year's RAM ad, in which Simon of Cyrene loads El Jefe's cross in the back of his pick-up and offroads it to Golgotha.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at February 05, 2018 11:38 AM (iys0/) 131
So are middle aged men lining up at Kia dealers today to buy Stingers? I have a feeling Steven Tyler's going to help sell a lot of them....
Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:38 AM (7uYFy) 132
Says a lot about the condition of the IL Republican Party -- an Illinois Nazi (literally) is running unopposed.
_________ This is the kind of nonsense that led to David Duke being a talking point for the last 30 years. If the GOP is smart, they'll find someone to make sure this guy in IL is not the nominee as the media will give him a platform. As much as the media says they hate racism, they make sure to give the tiny kook population a huge audience. Posted by: Maritime at February 05, 2018 11:38 AM (G/kZc) 133
>>What bugs me about SJW Virtue-signalling commercials is that they imply that if you buy their products, you too can "feel good" about yourself.
"Imply?" --- Hyundai Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2018 11:38 AM (W+vEI) 134
The Super Bowl commercials were all thinly-disguised, barely-disguised and not disguised at all SJW Virtue
Signalling made worse by the fact that not only do they want kudos for their "virtue", they want you to buy their shit and make them even richer. - Wendy's trolls McDona!d's over new Big Mac rollout. http://bit.ly/2nE2zKQ Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 05, 2018 11:38 AM (+y/Ru) 135
They certainly pushed Lindsey Vonn eh?I'm sure it had nothing to do with her rabid anti Trump stupidity.....
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2018 11:38 AM (LiyEm) 136
The first thing I thought of when I heard about the baby ad was 'those were the ones allowed to be born'. Not well-thought out.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 05, 2018 11:38 AM (MIKMs) 137
YOUTUBE announces plan to combat 'propaganda'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (+y/Ru) ==================== Great. I do the artwork for our church and am learning how to do YouTube videos with close captioning etc. The LCMS is pretty conservative, for instance we have men carry during services. I was going to start working on some Life Issues stuff and things. And stuff. Just my luck, I'll finally figure out what the heck I'm doing and they'll shut me down. Posted by: grammie winger - January is Dead! - at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (fD4nI) 138
117 What bugs me about SJW Virtue-signalling commercials is that they imply that if you buy their products, you too can "feel good" about yourself.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (7uYFy) TBF, this sums up about 90% of car ads. Posted by: Barack H. Obama at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (CPk08) 139
Saw one this weekend - no clue what company - that had a mom consoling gay boy figure-skating son w/black eye, another mom consoling hijab skater girl after dirty looks from other skaters. Guess it's now the victim Olympics, not an athletic event
But why was there no gay girl with a hijab? That's EVIL!?!?! Posted by: Blue Hen at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (326rv) 140
More health risks from Tide pod challenge:
STUDY: Gender-bending chemicals found in plastic... Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Making rounds on Facebook: Picture of a bowl full of Brussels Sprouts in a bowl. Caption is: "New Tide Pods look. Guaranteed no one will eat them now" Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (R5V4T) 141
43 Nagging the customer into buying is a heck of a sales ploy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Swamp Waders 50% Off at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2018 11:25 AM (hLRSq) ----------------------------- They aren't even nagging us to buy T-Mobile. The ad has nothing whatsoever to do with the product. It's just random, sanctimonious preachery. Weird --- from a business standpoint, I mean. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (0jtPF) 142
ICDY?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (5y11N) 143
The Olympics ads are gonna be worse.
Saw one this weekend - no clue what company - that had a mom consoling gay boy figure-skating son w/black eye, another mom consoling hijab skater girl after dirty looks from other skaters. Guess it's now the victim Olympics, not an athletic event Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI) Gees. I am so f*cking sick of this shit. Makes me want to go punch a trannie. Is that so wrong? Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (4CCz5) Posted by: Michael Sam at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (/qEW2) 145
Young fag here who was Willowed on the crazy dating/relationships and Valentine's expectations.I
437 Days where 20-45 year old men are literally expected to pay for bigly shit beyond dinner weekly meals. New Years Eve week Valentine's Day St. Patrick's Day April Fools Day Spring Break vacation Earth Day Cinco De Mayo Mother's day for girlfriends even Memorial Day 4 day weekend at least Summer beach trip june July 4th August beach or random weekend trip Labor day 4 day weekend trip Halloween - Christmas because it's the season Birthdays Anniversaries Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 11:25 AM (g4lFK) Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (g4lFK) 146
At some point, one would think, you have deported these criminal aliens enough times that you should consider another method. How many times does it take? Five? Ten? Twenty-five? before you try something else.
Deporting them doesn't seem to solve the problem. They just come right back. Posted by: Bit watcher watching bits flow at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (O+THj) 147
Gees. I am so f*cking sick of this shit. Makes me want to go punch a trannie. Is that so wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life automatic or standard? Posted by: Rick in SK at February 05, 2018 11:40 AM (FZYNt) 148
"In this light, I can see why some are pissed off that MLK was used to sell trucks."
It wasn't just MLK - in that ad, they ran the line "the greatest among you will be your servant", without crediting it. That's Matthew 23:11, and I find it, shall we say, disappointing, that Dodge is saying that Jesus was talking about Ram Trucks when he spoke that line. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (k1TUh) Blasphemy! Jesus clearly was an F-250 guy. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2018 11:40 AM (QLvwG) 149
Off, narcissus sock. Away!
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 05, 2018 11:40 AM (CPk08) 150
Makes me want to go punch a trannie. Is that so wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (4CCz5) 144 #CaptionThis Tip from Nevergiveup: Wear Gloves Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2018 11:40 AM (5y11N) 151
99 And hot ... but only because she is in the sun.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) you could fry an egg on her ass Posted by: Rick in SK at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (FZYNt) And slice yourself some fatback while you're waiting. Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:40 AM (NWiLs) 152
hey certainly pushed Lindsey Vonn eh?I'm sure it had nothing to do with her rabid anti Trump stupidity..
Or her ability to fill out an evening gown. T-Mobile called, and they're pissed. Posted by: Blue Hen at February 05, 2018 11:40 AM (326rv) 153
Disgusting moment Eagles fan eats HORSE EXCREMENT as Super Bowl celebrations descend into chaos in Philadelphia
Yeah, you'd be nuts if you lived in Philadelphia too. Posted by: tu3031 at February 05, 2018 11:40 AM (O5Q3r) 154
It wasn't just MLK - in that ad, they ran the line "the greatest among you will be your servant", without crediting it. That's Matthew 23:11, and I find it, shall we say, disappointing, that Dodge is saying that Jesus was talking about Ram Trucks when he spoke that line.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (k1TUh) I agree. In the next couple of years they are probably going to come right out and say Jesus wants you to by a truck. Or a pizza. Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:41 AM (7uYFy) 155
"They say good art is something that elicits an emotional reaction."
The problem with that definition is that, for anyone who accepts it, I can guarantee I can come by in the middle of the night and leave something on their doorstep that is sure to elicit an emotional reaction when they see it the next morning. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2018 11:41 AM (k1TUh) 156
By the way, that linked WaPo article about why a good economy is really bad is by the one, the only, severe conservative George Will.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 05, 2018 11:41 AM (+y/Ru) 157
My dad had on the puppy bowl and their tons of ads and excessive back stories on the puppies and their super woke rescuers made even that unwatchable. Darn SJWhiners suck the fun out of everything.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at February 05, 2018 11:41 AM (84F5k) 158
Disgusting moment Eagles fan eats HORSE EXCREMENT as Super Bowl celebrations descend into chaos in Philadelphia
See? All those Budweiser ads do steer consumer choices. Posted by: Cicero Drink Clydesdale piss to help wash down the poop. Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2018 11:41 AM (R5V4T) 159
Great rant OM and I agree. As far as the caption is concerned, "die NFL die."
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 05, 2018 11:41 AM (9B/d8) 160
Catherine Zeta-Jones was their spokesmodel.
Never quite my type. And for more not my type... https://goo.gl/F5SZiR Commenters seem to think the casting couch concerned held Harvey and a woman now more famous for her ladybits conditioning. If Tide commercials aren't funny enough... Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2018 11:41 AM (KkKWo) 161
116
This is all starting to take shape. Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2018 11:33 AM (/tuJf) thats what OM thought when he posted "fat chick roasting on rock" Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (4CCz5) That's it. Game over, man! It's all done. Posted by: The guy who says its all over at February 05, 2018 11:41 AM (ymnmz) 162
But why was there no gay girl with a hijab? That's EVIL!?!?! Posted by: Blue Hen at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM She won the roof jumping competition. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2018 11:41 AM (IqV8l) 163
At least we have Pratt.
Posted by: stace at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (6HFDU) He did look pretty darn good. Posted by: IC at February 05, 2018 11:41 AM (a0IVu) 164
I wondered what those rusty old saws in the shed were used for.
Posted by: Inuit eyeing Rosie photo at February 05, 2018 11:42 AM (FTlwv) 165
Saw one this weekend - no clue what company - that had a mom consoling gay boy figure-skating son w/black eye, another mom consoling hijab skater girl after dirty looks from other skaters. Guess it's now the victim Olympics, not an athletic event
But why was there no gay girl with a hijab? That's EVIL!?!?! Hijab skater is light years away from Katarina Witt. I guess that makes this the Wittless Olympics. Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 05, 2018 11:42 AM (nBr1j) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 05, 2018 11:42 AM (mglci) 167
157 They even had a Mexican dog shelter.Illegal puppy immigration!Oh and special needs pups(but they were adorable)
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2018 11:42 AM (LiyEm) 168
Who knew that the rarefied air of Aspen would someday produce a true social justice warrior?
Posted by: Lindsey Vonn at February 05, 2018 11:43 AM (Tyii7) 169
Kentucky State Police tweet about Super Bowl drinking and driving has some offended
https://tinyurl.com/yax3grdz Soap on a rope Posted by: Edd Zachary at February 05, 2018 11:43 AM (p0mwD) 170
168 Who knew that the rarefied air of Aspen would someday produce a true social justice warrior?
Posted by: Lindsey Vonn at February 05, 2018 11:43 AM (Tyii7) We had a donkey that wouldn't stay put so we had to put him in an ass pen. Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:43 AM (NWiLs) 171
The fake Crocodile Dundee ad was hilarious.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 05, 2018 11:43 AM (O5Q3r) 172
they ran the line "the greatest among you will be your servant", without crediting it. That's Matthew 23:11, and I find it, shall we say,
disappointing, that Dodge is saying that Jesus was talking about Ram Trucks when he spoke that line. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (k1TUh) ============================== I thought He was talking about how all white Christian men are keeping slaves in chains. Posted by: grammie winger - January is Dead! - at February 05, 2018 11:43 AM (fD4nI) 173
that rosie pic is one of the funniest things i've ever seen posted on ace of spades
Posted by: Village Idiot at February 05, 2018 11:44 AM (bf86X) 174
I brought the house down during the Avocados from Mexico commercials when I deadpanned "Send the avocados,keep the Mexicans"
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2018 11:44 AM (LiyEm) 175
TBF, this sums up about 90% of car ads.
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (CPk0 Yes, but in the past it was about who you could signal that you are "cool', or that you had money, or that you were a man of action and adventure. But they crossed the Rubicon and now --if you buy the right car--you can be "virtuous" or good. Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:44 AM (7uYFy) 176
This is getting better and better.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM It is so 1960's Brit spy-craft and of course Nellie Ohr's 1980's Soviet spy-craft. If it wasn't so appalling it would be funny. It is rinky-dink really. Amateurish. Posted by: Lester at February 05, 2018 11:44 AM (LfJIn) 177
What I heard of the game announcers last night was *very* reminiscent of Election Night coverage. Of course Brady and the Patriots would win. Of course they would. How could they not?
Posted by: rickl at February 05, 2018 11:44 AM (xjiRE) 178
The Left can't meme.
Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 11:44 AM (g4lFK) 179
I agree. In the next couple of years they are probably going to come right out and say Jesus wants you to by a truck. Or a pizza. Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:41 AM Jesus liked Little Caesars. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2018 11:44 AM (IqV8l) 180
145 Young fag here who was Willowed on the crazy dating/relationships and Valentine's expectations.I
437 Days where 20-45 year old men are literally expected to pay for bigly shit beyond dinner weekly meals. New Years Eve week Valentine's Day St. Patrick's Day April Fools Day Spring Break vacation Earth Day Cinco De Mayo Mother's day for girlfriends even Memorial Day 4 day weekend at least Summer beach trip june July 4th August beach or random weekend trip Labor day 4 day weekend trip Halloween - Christmas because it's the season Birthdays Anniversaries Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 11:25 AM (g4lFK) Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (g4lFK) Don't forget Sweetest Day Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 05, 2018 11:44 AM (di1hb) 181
Here is something for the "diversity is our core value" NFL to consider.: Those tens of million of immigrant, legal and illegal follow soccer. Same for their children. You know what they don't follow and aren't going to start: football. Same goes for the overwhelming majority of their children.
Another nail in your coffin. Have a nice, diverse day NFL. Posted by: Ripley at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM (MxEKc) 182
Saw one this weekend - no clue what company - that had a mom consoling gay boy figure-skating son w/black eye, another mom consoling hijab skater girl after dirty looks from other skaters. Guess it's now the victim Olympics, not an athletic event Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI) Gees. I am so f*cking sick of this shit. Makes me want to go punch a trannie. Is that so wrong? Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (4CCz5) Just saw the Toyota Shit Bowl commercial... the one with a Rabi, Priest, Imam, and Buhdist... Of course the Priest and Jew were playing tricks on the poor Moslem before they let him in the truck... /spit... And the tageline we are all one team... They missed the real ending though, must have edited out the Suicide vest... and resulting explosion. Posted by: Don Q. at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM (NgKpN) 183
I agree. In the next couple of years they are probably going to come right out and say Jesus wants you to by a truck. Or a pizza.
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life... Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM (KkKWo) Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM (e8kgV) 185
Esquire. Heh. For 'sensitive' males.
Posted by: Eromero at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM May I buy you a hot cocoa? I'd love to hear your views concerning health insurance. Posted by: Pajama Boy at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM (ctuyM) 186
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I agree. In the next couple of years they are probably going to come right out and say Jesus wants you to by a truck. Or a pizza. Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:41 AM Jesus liked Little Caesars. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2018 11:44 AM (IqV8l) I'm pretty sure he wouldn't drive a Pilate. Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM (NWiLs) 187
Why did people spend 4 hours watching a superb owl?
I mean what did it do? I flipped all through the channels and I could not find any show about even regular owls. Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM (1+kg0) 188
94 Not hourglass, not chubby, not plus-sized, not curvy, well into barrel-shaped and bordering on spherical.
Like me. The term you're looking for is "a well-rounded individual". Posted by: Anachronda at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM (sGtp+) 189
Reports on Twitter that Gen. Flynn is preparing to sue Mueller to get the charges against him dropped on the basis that the whole thing is a sham.
Liberal fantasies hardest hit. Posted by: Ian S. at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM (gm9yG) 190
That God Girls show looks retarded having a couple of good things going for it....
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM (LiyEm) 191
Fark the NFL, Goddell, the ads, the companies that ran the ads, and SMOD for not laying waste to the whole damn thing
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM (rOxQW) 192
168 Who knew that the rarefied air of Aspen would someday produce a true social justice warrior?
Posted by: Lindsey Vonn at February 05, 2018 11:43 AM (Tyii7) I've seen you and its all gross! Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM (g4lFK) 193
So are middle aged men lining up at Kia dealers today to buy Stingers? I have a feeling Steven Tyler's going to help sell a lot of them....
Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:38 AM (7uYFy) That was a good, attention getting ad, but maybe the younger crowd couldn't appreciate. First reaction is OMG Steven Tyler looks old as shit. Can he really be that freakin' old? Then the car goes backwards and he pops out young again. Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM (2FqvZ) 194
The Olympics ads are gonna be worse.
I foresee a heartrending story of a plucky gay guy who first became interest in gymnastics when he stuck the landing after being thrown off a building in Iran. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2018 11:46 AM (9SkN+) 195
I have a dream! That my children will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by what kind of pickup truck they drive!
Posted by: Zombie Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. at February 05, 2018 11:46 AM (O5Q3r) 196
Looking like Eagles parade will be Thursday in Philadelphia
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 05, 2018 11:46 AM (e8kgV) 197
I have contemplated buying a Subaru, getting down to the last signature and exclaiming, "Now take off another $450 for the charities I do not wish to support with my purchase.
Posted by: nip at February 05, 2018 11:46 AM (ECLaL) 198
The SB commercial that caught my eye was very early in the game from Turkish Airlines. It was all about relax, have adventures, see the sights. Yeah, fly the beadchopper highway.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 05, 2018 11:46 AM (+y/Ru) 199
I always assumed that the vast majority in the media, despite their leftist leanings still had some common sense and love for country. I thought there would be a point too far that would make them start to wake up and say "enough is enough". The Rosen spying? Nope. Weaponized IRS? Nope. Now a corrupt FBI acting as an SS force against Americans? Nope. I have realized there are no reasonable people in the media. Down to even the local rag or affiliate, those who go into the "news" business are so indoctrinated to leftism, they are the front line warriors to bring about a leftist dictatorship. They have been programmed with a sunshine and roses view of what a leftist dictator would do for "the people" --No starving kids! Free healthcare! Free college! No homeless/poverty! No global warming! That they see all of the bad as simply a means to an end to get to nirvana. There is no bridge too far. They will report on conservatives being shipped to the education camps with a chipper smile on their faces.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 05, 2018 11:46 AM (wdmm9) 200
automatic or standard?
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 05, 2018 11:40 AM (FZYNt) *walks to garage and punches SUV*Automatic. Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 11:46 AM (4CCz5) Posted by: MISHBOT at February 05, 2018 11:46 AM (y3aQB) 202
Oh yeah,forgot about that stupid Toyota ad.Like the Amazon commercial with the priest and imam sending gifts to each other.
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2018 11:46 AM (LiyEm) 203
Super Bowl Ratings Plummet to 8-Year Low
Posted by: MISHBOT at February 05, 2018 11:46 AM (y3aQB) This pleases me. Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:47 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 05, 2018 11:47 AM (e8kgV) 205
First reaction is OMG Steven Tyler looks old as shit. Can he really be that freakin' old?
He's 69 no matter how you slice it. Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2018 11:47 AM (R5V4T) 206
According to the lying media democracy dies in darkness, then stop shooting the forking light bulbs out you dimwitted demorat operatives. I have loathed the media for years but make no mistake watching them try and coverup the corruption of the DOJ and FBI has gone way to far over to the dark side.
Posted by: Rose at February 05, 2018 11:47 AM (30UCB) 207
In the next couple of years they are probably going to come right out and say Jesus wants you to by a truck. Or a pizza.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:41 AM (7uYFy) =================== Which will be problematic, since most of the SJW's don't believe in Jesus. They do like His hair though. And the sandals. Very Middle Eastern. Diversity! Oh - forgot He's a Jooo. There goes that. Posted by: grammie winger - January is Dead! - at February 05, 2018 11:47 AM (fD4nI) Posted by: Acmed at February 05, 2018 11:48 AM (Tyii7) 209
Could NBC please send Cris Collinsworth to North Korea
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 05, 2018 11:48 AM (e8kgV) 210
I am beginning to think that mccain will never return to DC. I have been trying to find recent articles on his whereabouts but nothing is coming up since the first week of January and they all say he will return to DC *soon*.
Bunch of older articles saying he will return to DC in January floating around out there but nothing recent. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2018 11:48 AM (+Dllb) 211
IMDY?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2018 11:48 AM (5y11N) Posted by: Under Fire at February 05, 2018 11:48 AM (r9UYA) 213
>>Hijab skater is light years away from Katarina Witt. I guess that makes this the Wittless Olympics.
It's the "Up Close and Personal" filler bits becoming the main attraction. Thanks, NBC! Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2018 11:48 AM (W+vEI) 214
Disgusting moment Eagles fan eats HORSE EXCREMENT as Super Bowl celebrations descend into chaos in Philadelphia
---------- Still better than drinking Bud Light. Posted by: josephistan at February 05, 2018 11:48 AM (7HtZB) 215
Groupon had the worst sjw ad. Plus, that Groupon guy is a big bag of dicks. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 05, 2018 11:48 AM (mglci) 216
181, Another nail in your coffin. Have a nice, diverse day NFL.
Posted by: Ripley at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM (MxEKc) I'll say this about soccer. Years ago, I was a huge fan of EPL - Liverpool was my team because it was my dad's team and I grew up watching them. But that was when English men played the game, boys that rose up through the ranks and it was special. When the EPL changes the rules, all the teams were flooded with foreign players, it became very mercenary and frankly, not that interesting any more. My two cents. Posted by: IC at February 05, 2018 11:48 AM (a0IVu) 217
That was a good, attention getting ad, but maybe the younger crowd couldn't appreciate. First reaction is OMG Steven Tyler looks old as shit. Can he really be that freakin' old?
Then the car goes backwards and he pops out young again. Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM He IS old as shit. I don't know if that was CGI of him as a young man, or a look-a-like actor, but it was effective. Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:49 AM (7uYFy) 218
I agree. In the next couple of years they are probably going to come right out and say Jesus wants you to by a truck.
- Jesus should advwrtise an amphibious truck. Drives on water! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 05, 2018 11:49 AM (+y/Ru) 219
Which will be problematic, since most of the SJW's don't believe in Jesus. They do like His hair though. And the sandals. Very Middle Eastern. Diversity! Oh - forgot He's a Jooo. There goes that. Posted by: grammie winger - January is Dead! - at February 05, 2018 11:47 AM (fD4nI) On the other hand, he gave a free lunch to the hungry crowd and provided free health care so maybe it balances out. Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:49 AM (NWiLs) 220
FBI playing MasterBlaster in who runs Bartertown.
FBI thinks Trump is Aunty Calamity. Doesn't realize he is Mad Max. Posted by: blaster at February 05, 2018 11:49 AM (DUPgJ) 221
So... it seems there WERE a myriad of politically based commercials...
Lawsuit from the Veteran organization???? whose ad got turned down? Posted by: Don Q. at February 05, 2018 11:49 AM (NgKpN) 222
What I heard of the game announcers last night was *very* reminiscent of Election Night coverage. Of course Brady and the Patriots would win. Of course they would. How could they not?
Posted by: rickl at February 05, 2018 11:44 AM It was pathetic. Those guys were in the tank for the Pats. A touchdown, ball clearly caught, two steps, lunge across goal line. Ball pops loose then, doesn't matter. Clear touchdown, but those two clowns kept insisting it was no good. Over and over and over for five minutes it seemed. Ref backed me up exactly. Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 05, 2018 11:49 AM (2FqvZ) Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 05, 2018 11:49 AM (e8kgV) 224
Days like this when I have the day off work have me thinking...why do I work? Lol.
Posted by: TickledPink at February 05, 2018 11:49 AM (TL2pK) 225
218 I agree. In the next couple of years they are probably going to come right out and say Jesus wants you to by a truck.
- Jesus should advwrtise an amphibious truck. Drives on water! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 05, 2018 11:49 AM (+y/Ru) The Holy Hovercraft Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:49 AM (NWiLs) 226
The Super Bowl commercials were all thinly-disguised, barely-disguised and not disguised at all SJW Virtue
But but but I was told that if I didn't watch any of that bullshit that *I* was the virtue signaller. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 05, 2018 11:50 AM (6FqZa) 227
220 FBI playing MasterBlaster in who runs Bartertown.
FBI thinks Trump is Aunty Calamity. Doesn't realize he is Mad Max. Posted by: blaster at February 05, 2018 11:49 AM (DUPgJ) FBI is the Praetorian Guard.... they don't believe anyone will ever cross the Rubicon... Posted by: Don Q. at February 05, 2018 11:50 AM (NgKpN) 228
I agree. In the next couple of years they are probably going to come right out and say Jesus wants you to by a truck. Or a pizza.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:41 AM If they need help in using Bible quotes way out of context, I'm available. Posted by: James Comey at February 05, 2018 11:50 AM (7HtZB) 229
New Years Eve week
Valentine's Day St. Patrick's Day April Fools Day Spring Break vacation Earth Day Cinco De Mayo Mother's day for girlfriends even Memorial Day 4 day weekend at least Summer beach trip june July 4th August beach or random weekend trip Labor day 4 day weekend trip Halloween - Christmas because it's the season Birthdays Anniversaries ============= My father in law in the 20 years I've known him has never gotten anyone a birthday card, let alone a birthday present. I'm pretty sure he has no clue when anyone's birthday is even. He's hilarious, but I think the fact that he comes home every day is the gift he keeps on giving. He's not even trying to put on a front or anything. Its just how he rolls. My wife says he's been like that forever. He's says happy birthday when he comes in and realizes we're all there for a birthday party. His line is something like: "Is it my birthday again already?" Then he says happy birthday to whoever's birthday it really is. Posted by: simplemind at February 05, 2018 11:50 AM (oT8GG) 230
Which will be problematic, since most of the SJW's don't believe in Jesus. They do like His hair though. And the sandals. Very Middle Eastern. Diversity! Oh - forgot He's a Jooo. There goes that.
Posted by: grammie winger - January is Dead! - at February 05, 2018 11:47 AM (fD4nI) I think a lot of SJW's like the Jesus of love and compassion and charity--if only to beat Christians over the head with Him... Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:50 AM (7uYFy) 231
>>210 I am beginning to think that mccain will never return to DC.
He's hooked up to a box with cables and tubes. McConnell is sending his out all his communiques. Posted by: Under Fire at February 05, 2018 11:50 AM (r9UYA) 232
My dad had on the puppy bowl and their tons of ads and excessive back stories on the puppies and their super woke rescuers made even that unwatchable. Darn SJWhiners suck the fun out of everything.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at February 05, 2018 11:41 AM (84F5k) I turned on the puppy bowl a couple of times last night and yes, they have completely ruined it. It used to be a camera pointed at the playing field with puppies running around on it, a camera in the bottom of a water bowl, and occasional flags thrown when a puppy peed on the 40 yd. line. Now it is constant redirect to back stories of a hundred dogs being driven in a semi to NYC to be adopted, or why the puppies are wearing bandanas, or what Pedigree is doing to rescue dogs, etc. Posted by: Jen the original at February 05, 2018 11:51 AM (wLPDG) 233
Dodge is saying that Jesus was talking about Ram
Trucks when he spoke that line. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (k1TUh) I thought that was Noah. Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 11:51 AM (4CCz5) 234
The Kia Stinger is an interesting concept.
Interior is some Korean interpretation of '60s Italian which is nice enough. Love big hatchbacks. Drive wheels at the good end. But you're over 50k to get into the V6. Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2018 11:51 AM (KkKWo) 235
233 Dodge is saying that Jesus was talking about Ram
Trucks when he spoke that line. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (k1TUh) I thought that was Noah. Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 11:51 AM (4CCz5) Nah, he was all 2x2 not 4x4. Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:51 AM (NWiLs) 236
203 Super Bowl Ratings Plummet to 8-Year Low
Posted by: MISHBOT at February 05, 2018 11:46 AM (y3aQB) This pleases me. Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:47 AM (NWiLs) What happened 8 years ago that they were lower? I would have liked a 50 year low. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 05, 2018 11:51 AM (wdmm9) 237
Yeah, the Olympics ads are awful.
What company is it that does the ones about how the athletes achieved excellence all because of their mothers? Proctor and Gamble maybe. I dunno. Not parents. Just mothers. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2018 11:51 AM (0jtPF) 238
122 clowns in action ... CIA
CIA surely does use psy-ops to screw with elections in other countries, wouldn't be a surprise if they did it in ours. Especially in a case where a "drain the swamp" candidate was opposing "Queen of Darkness" and all things fascist. Posted by: illiniwek at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (bT8Z4) Read The Better Angels. Charles McCarry is a prophet without honor. Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at February 05, 2018 11:51 AM (RD7QR) Posted by: MISHBOT at February 05, 2018 11:52 AM (y3aQB) 240
ball clearly caught, two steps, lunge across goal line
osted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 05, 2018 11:49 AM (2FqvZ) Since when a footballer's 'grounding the ball' questionable ? Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 05, 2018 11:52 AM (e8kgV) 241
Speaking of "art" - mattress girl's latest shtick:
https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/ 960199582985670656 Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2018 11:52 AM (W+vEI) 242
My hand is cramped from these purls
Posted by: St. Catherine at February 05, 2018 11:52 AM (4u7kU) 243
However, to have Tom Brady and two large market teams play one of the most thrilling championship games ever only to have it rate as the lowest Super Bowl contest in eight years, has to be hugely disappointing to the NFL.
Posted by: MISHBOT at February 05, 2018 11:52 AM (y3aQB) 244
Super Bowl Ratings at an 8 year low
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2018 11:52 AM (5y11N) Posted by: Under Fire at February 05, 2018 11:53 AM (r9UYA) 246
No comprendo el Ad de T-Mobile porque yo lo miro en espanol.
Yo pago a Carlos Slim para el telephono! Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 05, 2018 11:53 AM (hqZPQ) 247
>>What company is it that does the ones about how the athletes achieved excellence all because of their mothers? Proctor and Gamble maybe. I dunno. Not parents. Just mothers.
Yup. Madison Ave. has been denigrating dads for years. Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2018 11:53 AM (W+vEI) 248
222 What I heard of the game announcers last night was *very* reminiscent of Election Night coverage. Of course Brady and the Patriots would win. Of course they would. How could they not?
Posted by: rickl at February 05, 2018 11:44 AM It was pathetic. Those guys were in the tank for the Pats. A touchdown, ball clearly caught, two steps, lunge across goal line. Ball pops loose then, doesn't matter. Clear touchdown, but those two clowns kept insisting it was no good. Over and over and over for five minutes it seemed. Ref backed me up exactly. Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 05, 2018 11:49 AM (2FqvZ) ESPN has an article blaming the refs being bias against the Pats. Funny how this was nowhere to be found on ESPN for UGA getting raped by the zebras yet many other news and sports newd organizations wrote articles and had at least 6 big plays to analyze and ponted out the no calls on holdind. Yes I'm still pissed. *spit* Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 11:53 AM (g4lFK) 249
Nah, he was all 2x2 not 4x4.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:51 AM (NWiLs) Huh. that was good Insom. Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 11:53 AM (4CCz5) 250
235 233 Dodge is saying that Jesus was talking about Ram
Trucks when he spoke that line. Posted by: Tom Servo I thought that was Noah. Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 11:51 AM (4CCz5) Nah, he was all 2x2 not 4x4." right, it wasn't Noah. It was his wife Joan. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2018 11:53 AM (k1TUh) 251
That's not an Olympic gymnast in the picture.
Posted by: Dr Larry Nassar at February 05, 2018 11:54 AM (hqZPQ) 252
So... it seems there WERE a myriad of politically based commercials...
Lawsuit from the Veteran organization???? whose ad got turned down? Posted by: Don Q. at February 05, 2018 11:49 AM (NgKpN) Someone last night pointed out that the vets' ad was a flyer that was to be added to the programs and was rejected by the NFL, while NBC had authority over the TV ads. So, different entities. Posted by: hogmartin at February 05, 2018 11:54 AM (y87Qq) 253
a message to marketing departments: the purpose of advertising is to sell your product.
promote the product, not the feelz Posted by: concrete girl at February 05, 2018 11:54 AM (C6eZV) 254
Jesus wants you to by a truck. Or a pizza.
It really depends on the circumstances. Trucks and pizzas are both useful, but for entirely different things. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2018 11:54 AM (fuK7c) Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 05, 2018 11:54 AM (e8kgV) Posted by: Pajama Boy at February 05, 2018 11:54 AM (ctuyM) 257
That was a good, attention getting ad, but maybe the younger crowd couldn't appreciate. First reaction is OMG Steven Tyler looks old as shit. Can he really be that freakin' old?
Then the car goes backwards and he pops out young again. Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 05, 2018 11:45 AM He IS old as shit. I don't know if that was CGI of him as a young man, or a look-a-like actor, but it was effective. Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:49 AM (7uYFy) Steven Tyler is almost 71 years old. When you have consumed the amount of drugs and alcohol he has over the years(I think he's been to rehab six or seven times) it's going to show on your face. Aerosmith has said last summer's tour was going to be their last as they don't want to be up on stage a caricature of what their shows are. Tyler can still run around and spin with the mic stand, etc. but it's got to be a real toll on him at this point. That said, I really liked his ad for Kia. Posted by: Jen the original at February 05, 2018 11:54 AM (wLPDG) Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 05, 2018 11:54 AM (e8kgV) 259
>>I thought that was Noah.
Moses parted the sea with a 3500. Posted by: Under Fire at February 05, 2018 11:53 AM (r9UYA) Perhaps. Towed there by an F-350. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2018 11:54 AM (QLvwG) 260
fuck t-mobile in their asshole. that is all.
Posted by: x at February 05, 2018 11:55 AM (nFwvY) Posted by: Animals, two by two at February 05, 2018 11:55 AM (Tyii7) 262
30 Alternate Title: Bad Day At Hump Rock
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (9SkN+) Alternate title: the record low tide caught some manatees by surprise. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2018 11:55 AM (YqDXo) 263
"Lord the crowd is hungry!"
"Does anyone have food?" "All we have is this personal pan pizza." "Bring it forth." Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:55 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 05, 2018 11:55 AM (e8kgV) 265
He's hooked up to a box with cables and tubes. McConnell is sending his out all his communiques.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 05, 2018 11:50 AM (r9UYA) They're probably just keeping him alive until "his" amnesty bill comes up for a vote. Then they'll pull the plug and tell everyone they have to vote for it in his memory. Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 05, 2018 11:56 AM (uiwCw) 266
Isn't Obama using the wrong side of that magnifying glass to make him appear larger?
Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 11:34 AM (g4lFK) A single convex lens like that doesn't have a "wrong side". Now, if it did, Obama would find it; that's a given. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2018 11:56 AM (Dbv1R) 267
122 clowns in action ... CIA
CIA surely does use psy-ops to screw with elections in other countries, wouldn't be a surprise if they did it in ours. Especially in a case where a "drain the swamp" candidate was opposing "Queen of Darkness" and all things fascist. Posted by: illiniwek at February 05, 2018 11:36 AM (bT8Z4) 2014 IICR correctly the date, NDAA allows propaganda to be run on American Citizens. This was passed by Congress. Let that set in. It's overt and in our faces. Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 11:56 AM (g4lFK) 268
"Lord the crowd is hungry!"
"Does anyone have food?" "All we have is this personal pan pizza." "Bring it forth." "They're not THAT hungry" Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 05, 2018 11:56 AM (hqZPQ) 269
Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (g4lFK)
Ridiculous. Most men don't have to pay for things for all those holidays. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2018 11:56 AM (8+Ozj) 270
So heres something. Most times I comment thinking..."that probably makes no sense but what the f*uck." (the way i live life now actually)
Then you guys make it funny. You bail me out. So there's that. Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 11:56 AM (4CCz5) 271
Moses parted the sea with a 3500.
No the Bible just forgot the part about where Noah contracted with the Finnish Shipyard Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2018 11:56 AM (KkKWo) 272
Ace should publish a post on the New York Times article saying that people are choosing not to have children due to climate change.
They throw in a token Christian family, of course, but otherwise they quote the usual array of leftists - one, who thinks that the Earth will be a sun-blasted hellscape when her hypothetical child is an adult; one who doesn't want her hypothetical child to endure Chinese levels of pollution (hint: the air pollution in China has nothing to do with global warming); and another, who thinks that climate change is going to turn Americans into the equivalent of Syrian refugees, fleeing the United States for drab refugee camps. What this illustrates, along with things like "transgenderism", is that a key part of the Leftist project is normalizing mental illness. Climate change is just turning into a proxy for the things that mentally ill people have traditionally obsessed about - except that now, people are encouraged to irrationally obsess about this, rather than being encouraged to overcome one's irrational fears. Of course, one could argue that these are exactly the people who we don't want having kids - but this sort of dialogue is so dominant in the culture that it may not matter - the Left still controls the schools, after all. Posted by: The ARC of History at February 05, 2018 11:57 AM (Mrl1e) 273
263. 'Wait.....pepperoni? Who the Hell has pepperoni HERE! Me-damned Romans....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 05, 2018 11:57 AM (fA1SL) 274
Super Bowl Ratings Plummet to 8-Year Low
Posted by: MISHBOT at February 05, 2018 11:46 AM (y3aQB) This pleases me. Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:47 AM (NWiLs) What happened 8 years ago that they were lower? I would have liked a 50 year low. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 05, 2018 11:51 AM (wdmm9) Another regional Northeast Super Bowl between NY Giants and, you guessed it, the Patriots. Madonna at Halftime. Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:57 AM (7uYFy) 275
271 Moses parted the sea with a 3500.
No the Bible just forgot the part about where Noah contracted with the Finnish Shipyard Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2018 11:56 AM (KkKWo) Thank God it wasn't IKEA. Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 05, 2018 11:57 AM (e8kgV) Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2018 11:57 AM (R5V4T) 278
>>That said, I really liked his ad for Kia.
I'm just glad Tyler wore shoes, not sandals. - - - Keanu ad! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3FH1scDhfA Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2018 11:57 AM (W+vEI) 279
I bought some tide pods that look like 2 purple arcs and a white center. I found the white center will turn into a hard rubbery caulk-like substance if it gets caught in a shirt cuff. Scared the crap out of me when I though it was a spider egg sac, then confused me when I couldn't identify the source, then ticked me off when I got 2 shirts fled together in a later laundry load.
Posted by: Downcast at February 05, 2018 11:58 AM (hPIbA) 280
That Kia Stinger looks sexy. I'll drive one at earliest opportunity.
BIL has a top-end Genesis, the one with so much legroom in the rear it's ridiculous. Rear seat reclines and front passenger seat collapses so the right-side rear seat passenger can sleep. A car made for a wealthy owner and his driver. Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 05, 2018 11:58 AM (5OEn4) 281
Moses parted the sea with a 3500.
No the Bible just forgot the part about where Noah contracted with the Finnish Shipyard Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2018 11:56 AM (KkKWo) Thank God it wasn't IKEA. Posted by: Insomniac It was IKEA. Noah had to put the ark together. Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2018 11:58 AM (R5V4T) 282
A single convex lens like that doesn't have a "wrong side". Now, if it did, Obama would find it; that's a given.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2018 11:56 AM (Dbv1R) Antiques do but I don't know the lens type though. This was what I was recalling growing up in a glass house. Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 11:58 AM (g4lFK) 283
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Yes, but in the past it was about who you could signal that you are "cool', or that you had money, or that you were a man of action and adventure. But they crossed the Rubicon and now --if you buy the right car--you can be "virtuous" or good. Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2018 11:44 AM (7uYFy) ------------------------------------ Keen social observation there. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2018 11:58 AM (0jtPF) 284
You know there is going to come a time when soccer has higher ratings than football. Posted by: Bit watcher watching bits flow at February 05, 2018 11:59 AM (O+THj) 285
It's a safe Democrat district, the kind normally the GOP wouldn't bother
with. Some nut saw an opening because the GOP wasn't going to contest it. The Dem won 225,320 to 91 against a write-in candidate in 2016 according to a commenter at Insty's. Posted by: andycanuck at February 05, 2018 11:59 AM (ewxPW) 286
Joan of the ark.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2018 11:57 AM (R5V4T) that should have been a Ben because I dint get the Joan thing at all. Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 11:59 AM (4CCz5) 287
Also Obama tweet that didn't age well:
"I'm here because I am listening... I'm listening to Americans all across the country." --President Obama July 2014 Yeah, we know how true that is now, huh Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2018 11:59 AM (39g3+) 288
I thought that was Noah.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 11:51 AM (4CCz5) Nah. I've got the Ranger Bass Boats endorsement deal. Posted by: Noah at February 05, 2018 11:59 AM (uiwCw) 289
Joan of the ark. Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2018 11:57 AM (R5V4T) ----- But wasn't she a welder??? Posted by: fixerupper at February 05, 2018 12:00 PM (8XRCm) 290
Since when a footballer's 'grounding the ball' questionable ?
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at February 05, 2018 11:52 AM (e8kgV) Just once I what to see a match not reffed by Wayne Barnes or Nigel Owens where the TMO doesn't have to confirm every single try. Oh, wait, are we talking rugby or that American version of footie? Posted by: auscolpyr at February 05, 2018 12:00 PM (suO/a) 291
Keanu ad!
In which he sucks as much as in everything else he's ever done. He is on my short will-not-watch list. Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2018 12:00 PM (KkKWo) 292
take eat, this is my body ... communion was really done with pizza, according to the estrangelo Aramaic texts ...
and really, how thankful are we for those silly wafers? Attendance would be better if it was pizza and wine. Posted by: illiniwek at February 05, 2018 12:01 PM (bT8Z4) 293
Ok Luego. I'm going to attempt to get a life.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 05, 2018 12:01 PM (4CCz5) 294
Joan of the ark.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2018 11:57 AM (R5V4T) ----- But wasn't she a welder??? Posted by: fixerupper That was her cousin, Lincoln. Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2018 12:01 PM (R5V4T) 295
292. When syncretism is complete, you'll take Mass with a small bag of fritos and a double bourbon straight up.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 05, 2018 12:02 PM (fA1SL) 296
Isn't Obama using the wrong side of that magnifying glass to make him appear larger? Magnifying glass, so single lens. Each side works the same way. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2018 12:02 PM (W6iva) 297
At some point, one would think, you have deported
these criminal aliens enough times that you should consider another method. How many times does it take? Five? Ten? Twenty-five? before you try something else. Deporting them doesn't seem to solve the problem. They just come right back. Posted by: Bit watcher watching bits flow at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (O+THj) Sounds like a job for Aero Pinochet. Aero Pinochet deportees stay deported. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2018 12:03 PM (Dbv1R) 298
281 Moses parted the sea with a 3500.
No the Bible just forgot the part about where Noah contracted with the Finnish Shipyard Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2018 11:56 AM (KkKWo) Thank God it wasn't IKEA. Posted by: Insomniac It was IKEA. Noah had to put the ark together. Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2018 11:58 AM (R5V4T) Really.. God.... the directions are in SPANISH??? Posted by: Noah at February 05, 2018 12:03 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Really , really low-functioning alcoholic at February 05, 2018 12:03 PM (4dvb/) 300
what an epic, weapons grade rant... outstanding.
Posted by: BluesFish at February 05, 2018 12:04 PM (clxjO) 301
297. Yep. Or trubuchet.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 05, 2018 12:04 PM (fA1SL) 302
296
Isn't Obama using the wrong side of that magnifying glass to make him appear larger? Magnifying glass, so single lens. Each side works the same way. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2018 12:02 PM (W6iva) No, but he may be trying to burn the little child, like he did ants, when he was a kid in Malaysia... Posted by: Don Q'Bot at February 05, 2018 12:04 PM (NgKpN) 303
Andrew McCarthy continues to be the most useful NeverTrumper out there. He's been good from the beginning, but now he's even doing mea culpas:
--- For a very long time, I confidently assured people that attacks on the FISA applications were sure to be futile. It did not matter that Steele had credibility issues, I explained; the critical thing was the credibility of Steele's informants. The FBI and DOJ, I insisted, would never bring a court information based on factual allegations that the FBI had not corroborated, provided by sources that the FBI had not checked out. I intuited that Steele's name probably did not even appear in the warrant application. ... Alas, it appears that I was wrong. From everything we have heard thus far, the FBI did not corroborate Steele's informants. Their inflammatory allegations about Trump are acknowledged to be "salacious and unverified." According to the Nunes memo, FBI corroboration efforts were only in their "infancy" at the time the first warrant was sought, and they never yielded anything but "minimal" verification (which may be a charitable way of putting it). Posted by: Axebot at February 05, 2018 12:04 PM (iLfH+) 304
295 292. When syncretism is complete, you'll take Mass with a small bag of fritos and a double bourbon straight up.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 05, 2018 12:02 PM (fA1SL) Frito pie and a Shiner bock. Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 12:04 PM (NWiLs) 305
>>At some point, one would think, you have deported these criminal aliens enough times that you should consider another method. How many times does it take? Five? Ten? Twenty-five? before you try something else.
But, but, but walls don't work, and everyone in the world is an American, and Trump wants ethnic genocide....or something! *stomps feet* Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI) 306
Faux-gopher wood pressboard panels.
Posted by: Really , really low-functioning alcoholic And a really hinky hex wrench. Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2018 12:05 PM (R5V4T) 307
Rosie O'Donnell, putting the 'tard in tardigrade.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 05, 2018 12:05 PM (/qEW2) 308
269 Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 11:39 AM (g4lFK)
Ridiculous. Most men don't have to pay for things for all those holidays. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2018 11:56 AM (8+Ozj) You did not read the age group. 20-45. Please stop being a reactionary towards me framing things like I'm a misogynistic toxic man. Yes I agree it's completely ridiculous to have to live and meet by those standards of entitlement terms days or feminists young women will find multiple partmers who will. This is 2018. Unrestrained hypergamy is the norm and encouraged and celebrated. I didn't make the rules. I'm actually had to live through this impossible entitlement era. where have all the good men gone /sarc Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 12:05 PM (g4lFK) 309
At some point, one would think, you have deported these criminal aliens enough times that you should consider another method.
Yeah prison for a long time then deportation. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2018 12:06 PM (39g3+) 310
30 Alternate Title: Bad Day At Hump Rock
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2018 11:23 AM (9SkN+) OR Hump Day for Bad Rock Posted by: rhennigantx at February 05, 2018 12:06 PM (BtQd4) 311
304. Well, well, well! Look at Mr. 'High Church of the Blue Man' over here!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 05, 2018 12:06 PM (fA1SL) 312
It was IKEA. Noah had to put the ark together.
An Ark consisting of particle board parts and Chinese weldments with instructions in pictograms boggles the mind. Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2018 12:06 PM (KkKWo) 313
Faux-gopher wood pressboard panels.
Posted by: Really , really low-functioning alcoholic And a really hinky hex wrench. Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2018 12:05 PM (R5V4T) Cam-locks everywhere. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2018 12:07 PM (QLvwG) 314
Really.. God.... the directions are in SPANISH???
A million years ago I was putting together a driveway basketball hoop and the directions were in really badly translated Chinese. It got hilarious by about page 13 when they stopped translating and the rest of it was in literal Chinese. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2018 12:07 PM (fuK7c) 315
Fuck auto Kindle correct btw.
Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 12:07 PM (g4lFK) 316
311 304. Well, well, well! Look at Mr. 'High Church of the Blue Man' over here!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 05, 2018 12:06 PM (fA1SL) I'm all about the reverence. Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 12:08 PM (NWiLs) 317
Posted by: Axebot at February 05, 2018 12:04 PM (iLfH+)
--- Just trying to save whatever is left of his tattered reputation Posted by: MISHBOT at February 05, 2018 12:08 PM (y3aQB) Posted by: barack hussein, i can use it now, obama at February 05, 2018 12:08 PM (ewxPW) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2018 12:08 PM (IqV8l) 320
Frito pie and a Shiner bock.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 05, 2018 12:04 PM (NWiLs) *Looks down at Baptist grape juice and stale wafer* I'm in! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2018 12:08 PM (QLvwG) 321
Alright, it's NOOD, you mugs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2018 12:08 PM (9SkN+) Posted by: Frankly at February 05, 2018 12:09 PM (oYXse) 323
A car made for a wealthy owner and his driver.
In China, even middle class people have a driver. And that's what's driving automotive design globally, because China's the fastest growing market. Posted by: Ian S. at February 05, 2018 12:09 PM (gm9yG) 324
It uses its fat rolls for locomotion, like a millipede.
Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2018 12:09 PM (2Mnv1) 325
New Years Eve week
Uh, what happens if you aren't having or going to a party Valentine's Day Chocolates or a card-sets you back a whole lot? St. Patrick's Day People who are not Irish or don't go out don't spend a dime April Fools Day Seriously, What planet is your wife/significant other from? Spring Break vacation Some people say home during Spring break Earth Day ???? Couldn't you just stuff your gf in a trunk? Cinco De Mayo You gf is Mexican? Mother's day for girlfriends even I have never heard of women who aren't Mother's expecting a gift on Mother's day and most get a card Memorial Day 4 day weekend at least Not unless they go away Summer beach trip june Tell you already went away for memorial Day July 4th Burgers on the grill cost a lot? August beach or random weekend trip Just don't EVER go away with your family then Labor day 4 day weekend trip Ditto Halloween - Christmas because it's the season OMG: I gotta buy a costume for my kids!!!!! Birthdays Isn't that's awful!!! Anniversaries Ditto Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2018 12:09 PM (8+Ozj) 326
316. He Who Walks Behind the Rows knows you're just too cheap to spring for dinner and wanna fob the cost off on him...
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From Catherine Herridge, the unclassified criminal referral sent by Graham and Grassley to the DOJ states Clinton associates were feeding information to Steele. Grassley Seeking full declassification review to have the referral fully released.
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Good is Bad, Bad is Good. I'm bad, uh huh, I'm bad, chummon, You know I'm bad, I'm bad chummon, you know And the whole world has to Answer right now Just to tell you once again Who's bad Sorry but its BHM. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2018 12:10 PM (r+sAi) Posted by: wth at February 05, 2018 12:10 PM (HgMAr) 330
What company is it that does the ones about how the athletes achieved excellence all because of their mothers? Proctor and Gamble maybe. I dunno. Not parents. Just mothers.
Didn't watch the Super Bowl, but let's face it: how many NFL players have a father in the picture? For that matter, how many know who their father is? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2018 12:11 PM (YqDXo) 331
It was IKEA. Noah had to put the ark together.
------- "Insert Part 1,236,524B with Cam Locking Mechansim 564,321 and with the supplied .0025 cubit allen wrench, turn halfway. DO NOT TIGHTEN FULLY. While a partner holds the assembly, Insert part 1,236,52C from the unfinished side into Cam Locking Mechanism 564,321. One both sides are inserted, completely turn Cam Lock to the locked postion. REAPEAT THIS STEP FOR THE REMAINING 37,524 DECK PLANK BOARDS." Posted by: fixerupper at February 05, 2018 12:11 PM (8XRCm) 332
You did not read the age group. 20-45. Please stop being a reactionary towards me framing things like I'm a misogynistic toxic man.
I didn't say you were misogynistic or toxic. i said it was ridiculous. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2018 12:12 PM (8+Ozj) 333
The Romans pulled down the walls of Babylon in a, that's right, RAM 3500.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 05, 2018 12:12 PM (r9UYA) 334
What happened 8 years ago that they were lower? I would have liked a 50 year low.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 05, 2018 11:51 AM (wdmm9) A lower population. Assuming the NFL stopped propagandizing us, each year would *normally* have more viewers, as more people, domestic and foreign, tune in. Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 05, 2018 12:12 PM (ujg0T) 335
*Looks down at Baptist grape juice and stale wafer*
I'm in! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2018 12:08 PM (QLvwG) =================== Yeah, what's up with that? (raised Baptist and love them BTW). You think a group of Jewish men were celebrating the Feast of the Passover with grape juice and a factory-pressed cracker? What is it about "Took bread and tore it" is hard to understand. This rant courtesy of the Evangelical Free Church of America, individually owned and operated, so elements may vary by location. Thank you. Posted by: grammie winger - January is Dead! - at February 05, 2018 12:13 PM (fD4nI) 336
Chuck Schumer Warns Trump “Most Dangerous And Worst Man We Have Ever Had” As President…
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 05, 2018 12:13 PM (+y/Ru) 337
Four hour download of 4.5 GB and upon startup it says "unrecoverable error".
Somewhere, out there on the internet, is a website that knows that one neat trick... Posted by: Bit watcher watching bits flow at February 05, 2018 12:13 PM (O+THj) 338
336 Chuck Schumer Warns Trump "Most Dangerous And Worst Man We Have Ever Had" As President
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 05, 2018 12:13 PM (+y/Ru) Yeah, I like him too. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2018 12:14 PM (YqDXo) 339
Jemele Hill: Trump’s Defense of National Anthem Is “Racial Pornography”…
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 05, 2018 12:14 PM (+y/Ru) 340
308----Unrestrained hypergamy is the norm and encouraged and celebrated.
Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 12:05 PM (g4lFK) ------------------------------------ It is not the norm and it is not encouraged nor celebrated by most people. Stop being ridiculous. There are certainly men who cash in their 50 yr old wives for 20 yr old babes, just as there are women who will dump a poor man for a richer one. But they are NOT the norm and are NOT admired for this, not by most people. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2018 12:15 PM (0jtPF) 341
Excuse me briefly; I have to go berate my husband soundly for not buying me an expensive gift for Cinco de Mayo or Earth Day. Things may be thrown!!!!!!!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2018 12:15 PM (8+Ozj) 342
how many NFL players have a father in the picture? For that matter, how many know who their father is?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2018 12:11 PM (YqDXo) ================== I honestly don't know the answer to that question. I imagine there are a lot without a father present. It would be interesting to find out. However, there are a lot of fine young men in NFL, with and without fathers, and I don't want to pretend they are not there. See: Nick Foles. Posted by: grammie winger - January is Dead! - at February 05, 2018 12:16 PM (fD4nI) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 05, 2018 12:16 PM (+y/Ru) 344
Things may be thrown!!!!!!!!
I shall join you! I had no idea about this list of things I should expect. Boy howdy, does he have a lot of catching up to do. *rolls eyes* Posted by: no good deed at February 05, 2018 12:18 PM (eIQHF) 345
But what REALLY broke my heart was when he did not spend a wad of money for a 5 class restaurant for April Fool's Day because all my girlfriends husbands did that!!!!!r.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2018 12:19 PM (8+Ozj) 346
BIL has a top-end Genesis, the one with so much
legroom in the rear it's ridiculous. Rear seat reclines and front passenger seat collapses so the right-side rear seat passenger can sleep. A car made for a wealthy owner and his driver. Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 05, 2018 11:58 AM (5OEn4) For a lot less money, you could buy a classic Nash with pullmanized seats. Perfect for drive-in movies, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2018 12:21 PM (Dbv1R) 347
how many NFL players have a father in the picture? For that matter, how many know who their father is?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2018 12:11 PM (YqDXo) ------------------------------------- My guess --- and it's just a guess --- is that serious athletes are more likely to have a father around than non-athletes of the same demographic. And nearly all of them will at least have some powerful adult-male influence in their life --- a coach, a relative. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2018 12:26 PM (0jtPF) 348
340 308----Unrestrained hypergamy is the norm and encouraged and celebrated.
Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 12:05 PM (g4lFK) ------------------------------------ It is not the norm and it is not encouraged nor celebrated by most people. Stop being ridiculous. There are certainly men who cash in their 50 yr old wives for 20 yr old babes, just as there are women who will dump a poor man for a richer one. But they are NOT the norm and are NOT admired for this, not by most people. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2018 12:15 PM (0jtPF) I specifically said age 20-45 age group for men dealing with young feminists. Please stop moving the goal posts. Hypergamy is the norm in 2018 and its celebrated and encouraged. You are ignorant when you are talking about with my generation. And it does nothing to help win culture wars against Marxism. Hypergamy happens rarely with men trading up for resources with women. Men are providers. Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 12:27 PM (g4lFK) 349
341 Excuse me briefly; I have to go berate my husband soundly for not buying me an expensive gift for Cinco de Mayo or Earth Day. Things may be thrown!!!!!!!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2018 12:15 PM (8+Ozj) You are ignorant or purposefully protecting your status and provides when it comes to things in 2018. I feel sorry for any man that comes to you seeking refuge from an abusive and cheating wife or girlfriend because he will be blamed and shamed. Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 12:30 PM (g4lFK) 350
It's sad when men can be honest about their natures and correct them and yet some conservatives can't be honest about female nature. sounds like feminism to me.
Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 12:31 PM (g4lFK) 351
It's almost like they're in a rut and can't get out or something.
Or there's some central controlling agency that's telling them what to write. We're witnessing the downfall of the hive mind and why it's a dangerous means of relating to the real world. It will become more and more dangerous the further it gets from reality. Like a rubber band stretched beyond it's maximum length it will snap and someone's going to get hurt. Posted by: jakee308 at February 05, 2018 12:32 PM (NRHV4) 352
Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 12:30 PM (g4lFK)
Get your knickers out of a knot. What you posted has nothing to do with abusive girlfriends/wives or indicates supports for that or cheating. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2018 12:33 PM (8+Ozj) 353
Schumer can't give Trump his Wall, so he's trying to instead say that he can't negotiate with Hitler
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 05, 2018 12:40 PM (n+6mJ) 354
352 Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 12:30 PM (g4lFK)
Get your knickers out of a knot. What you posted has nothing to do with abusive girlfriends/wives or indicates supports for that or cheating. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2018 12:33 PM (8+Ozj) Seriously? How can a man in my generation meet those demands unless he is a millionare. and when you don't meet them you suffer the consequences in the form of cheating and emotional, psychological and physical abuse not to mention withholding sex. Yes that is abusive on a woman's part. Unrestrained hyoergamy, cheating, and unrealistic entitlement mindset among young feminists is abusive and toxic for men. This is one of the many reasons men are walking away and the social contract is dead. Posted by: Monk, praying for 51 Pinochets at February 05, 2018 12:42 PM (g4lFK) 355
Caveat lector: source is CNN.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 05, 2018 12:16 PM (+y/Ru) So far 3 nitwits are boycotting the visit: Chris Long, Malcolm Jenkins and somebody else. Radio talk host claimed the Iggles never knelt during the entire season but I don't know about that. I do know Malcolm Jenkins was a driver behind the manifesto presented to Goodell which was promptly accommodated by that knucklehead. And Jenkins was a fist-raiser. However, the coach, Foles and Wentz are sincere Christians who don't hide it. They thanked the Lord publicly after the win and a news bunny in the locker room captured Coach and some players reciting the Lord's Prayer after all the festivities and recognitions had occurred. Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2018 12:44 PM (Iz8Py) 356
"What Happened?"
Brady wasn't sharp in his passing the entire game. His best deep threat receiver was taken out with a helmet-to-helmet hit. Neither defense played well, but the Eagles D made one big play near the end of the game with a strip-sack that ate up the Pat's time-outs and took enough time off the clock to prevent another miracle comeback. Posted by: FarkinClownshoes at February 05, 2018 12:44 PM (X3ClC) 357
I guess CNN doesn't know about the devout faith of the principals of the team or they'd be reporting on that. Right?
Right...?? Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2018 12:45 PM (Iz8Py) 358
Posted by: FarkinClownshoes at February 05, 2018 12:44 PM (X3ClC)
I watched the very end when it seemed the Iggs were going to win. Bellicheat and Pederson were in a post game clinch just a *little* too long for my liking, IYKWIMAITTYD Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2018 12:47 PM (Iz8Py) 359
That Gorilla Pundit Rant is awesome!
Everytime I say I despise the press with the power of a thousand suns, I mean what my Silverback leader says. And worse. He's nicer about it. What Happened - Tom Brady LOL Posted by: Professor Disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 05, 2018 12:47 PM (ohNf0) 360
What Happened - Tom Brady LOL
Posted by: Professor Disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 05, 2018 12:47 PM Yeah...that's gonna leave a mark. But, unlike Hillary!, Brady is going home to a wife and kids who, as far as we know, care about him, and may have another Super Bowl ahead of him. Hillary! might possibly have gone home to Bubba, and, it can't be said enough, will never be President of the United States. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 05, 2018 12:56 PM (p+Wdc) 361
Slogan? I thought it was their mission statement.
Posted by: Spartan at February 05, 2018 01:25 PM (95Uul) 362
Monk: My daughter is just shy of 20. She is in a long term relationship and is not a ho. She sees many such as you describe, and is severely critical of that behavior. I suggest you look elsewhere for a mate if all you can find are entitled hos who expect every day to be a holiday. Church, maybe?
Just my opinion. Posted by: not exactly Quint but I wish I were at February 05, 2018 01:33 PM (CjE8v) Posted by: Ceasar at February 05, 2018 01:38 PM (0PXsl) 364
Caption this......"Can you hear me now?"
Posted by: JT at February 05, 2018 01:58 PM (ibGaJ) 365
why does fen hate monk? or just a hobby ?
Posted by: 5/8 Mexican at February 05, 2018 02:18 PM (TgOPD) 366
I know this thread is pretty much dead, but man!! That Rosie O'Donnell groundhog pic is pretty damned gruesome, OM!
Posted by: SteveOReno at February 05, 2018 02:25 PM (2sCft) Posted by: 5/8 Mexican at February 05, 2018 02:31 PM (TgOPD) 368
Greetings:
As if to prove your point, the BBC News America includes snippets from its "Beyond 100 Days" program pretty routinely. To the point that I thought that they should put an odometer type thingy in its title to inform viewers how far beyond. Imagine naming one of your programs after one of your greatest disappointments. Posted by: 11B40 at February 05, 2018 02:32 PM (evgyj) 369
Monk - Do buy presents for women, except where it is mutual (birthdays, Christmas). I have never bought a Valentines day gift and have always told those I was involved with if they are expecting dinner out, flowers, or gifts on Valentines day, they will be sorely disappointed. A bit of up front honestly and expectation management will remove a lot of future pain. Also, if some woman wants to withold sex from you in a committed relationship, explain that you will seek it elsewhere then. If you have good hygiene and keep in reasonable shape, you will have no issues there.
Posted by: JtheSaint at February 05, 2018 02:52 PM (8OpqF) Posted by: JJ at February 05, 2018 03:30 PM (ZgAF6) Posted by: JJ at February 05, 2018 03:32 PM (ZgAF6) 372
Well, if McCain can introduce Federal legislation from his undisclosed location in Arizona, without public appearances ...
What's to say that "McCain" won't serve for his full term? He'll just keep phoning it in. The media will just keep running file photos. No need for a special election in Arizona, "McCain"'s on the job. Heck, if they can v-r Fisher and Cushing ... The spite of John McCain against all things Trumpian will endure long past its bearer's passing. Up front it's called a Regency. What's the name the same thing, but at the other end? Posted by: John A. Fleming at February 05, 2018 09:22 PM (iBtsV) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0436 seconds. |
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