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Social Justice Warrior Jemelle Hill Steps Down from ESPN's Little-Watched Nostalgia Trip, Sports Center
She'll apparently still work at the fading network -- she's only one year in a "lucrative" four year contract -- but at a vertical called The Undefeated, which is all about the intersection of, get very much this, race, politics, and sports.
It is the common practice of Social Justice Warriors to infiltrate organizations and hobbies in which they have little to no interest -- videogames, comic books, sports, science-fiction awards organizations, all academic fields, etc. -- for the sole purpose of seizing "key nodes and critical infrastructure," as Diversity and Comics notes (echoing US military doctrine), in order to turn non-political pastimes into never-ending propaganda echo chambers -- or destroy them outright, if they cannot be made to serve the regressive left's propaganda mission. They're deadly parasites for any organization that allows them to crawl inside their bodies. But these organizations let them in -- hell, they actively seek them out -- just so that social justice blogs and websites like The Mary Sue or Buzzfeed will give them the Social Justice Warrior Stamp of Approval. Trouble is, as Marvel Comics is finding out, Social Justice Warriors are not consumers of any of these products, and will not buy them even if they have been converted into full Social Justice Warrior propaganda outfits. These organizations are being infiltrated by Social Justice Warriors not because Social Justice Warriors like them or the cultural products they produce, but because Social Justice Warriors know that non- Social Justice Warriors enjoy these products, and thus these cultural artifacts must be seized and repurposed to serve leftist indoctrination ends or simply destroyed. If they cannot be remade to be useful indoctrination centers, then they must be destroyed, so that, at least, non-Social Justice Warriors will have one less enjoyable thing in their lives, and may be forced to seek Social Justice Warrior-controlled entertainments as an alternative. But do tell me how afraid I should be that Donald Trump keeps whining, ineffectually, that he might have to "open libel laws" for reexamination. Let's keep laser-focused on that while ignoring the widespread subversion of cherished relics of traditional Americana to either serve the left's propaganda efforts or be destroyed from within. Have you heard of a genre of movie called the "Beautiful Loser" movie? It was late-sixties thing about so-called "beautiful losers," people who just didn't fit into Society, and, of course, who were therefore losers, but were "beautiful" in their loserdom. They felt so much, and had such Integrity in their Losing. They were beautiful precisely because they were losers, and ineffectual in changing their fates in a Society rigged against them. I've never seen one of these movies, by the way. I just hear of this genre on occasion. As I have no interest in Beautiful Loser movies, I also have no interest in Beautiful Loser "Conservatism."Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 04:05 PM (kaLsp)
1 People still watch ESPN outside of Buffalo Wild Wings?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 04:05 PM (kaLsp)
Nope. They have junk on for the last few years.
Posted by: Ann at January 26, 2018 04:05 PM (jtHQy)
Posted by: RoozskiBotMan at January 26, 2018 04:05 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 26, 2018 04:06 PM (dab45)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 04:06 PM (kaLsp)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2018 04:06 PM (tr2D7)
just didn't fit into Society, and, of course, who were therefore
losers, but were "beautiful" in their loserdom. They felt so much, and had such Integrity in their Losing.
But the others in society, they're so PLASTIC, man.
Posted by: Holden Caulfield at January 26, 2018 04:06 PM (LAe3v)
Walter Mondale
Michael Dukakis
Al Gore
John Kerry
Hillary Clinton
John McCain
Mitt Romney
Bob Dole
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2018 04:07 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2018 04:07 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 26, 2018 04:07 PM (pYqXv)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 26, 2018 04:07 PM (dab45)
Posted by: DanMan at January 26, 2018 04:08 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2018 04:08 PM (JkFpA)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 26, 2018 04:08 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
They are the future, though.
Posted by: Benjamin Braddock at January 26, 2018 04:08 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: MAGA at January 26, 2018 04:08 PM (JHs8o)
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.This alone should tell everyone everything they need to know about ESPN.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 26, 2018 04:09 PM (+Dllb)
his guy talks about that. How when you make some physical characteristic the defining thing about your character as the SJW writers do, then there is nothing left to talk about with that character. And he uses an answer from Avery Brooks who played Sisko to highlight that point.
https://youtu.be/u-5KSdpfWcI
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 04:09 PM (kaLsp)
Oh, nice post.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2018 04:09 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: DJIA Death Watch at January 26, 2018 04:09 PM (QQ+il)
Large media organizations tend to move towards the loudest voices, as "volume" generally equals publicity (which is always good, per MBAs everywhere)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 26, 2018 04:09 PM (fdz7u)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2018 04:09 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2018 04:09 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 26, 2018 04:09 PM (xww/W)
I doubt it, because Billy Jack could kick ass and could be master of his fate, right?
I mean, if BIlly Jack is a Beautiful Loser, then a character who's an awful lot like him -- Rambo -- is also a beautiful loser, and I don't think anyone's claiming First Blood was a beautiful loser counterculture picture.
But I don't know. I think Robert Downey -- senior -- might ave directed some of these pieces of shit. (They sound like pieces of shit, at least.)
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2018 04:10 PM (8rNrN)
Hopefully everyone getting a tax cut or one time bonus from their employer is going to invest that money into cutting the cable and purchasing some toys for streaming. Yes, invest. If you spend a couple hundred and you save five hundred every year after, that's a good investment.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 26, 2018 04:10 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Gossamer at January 26, 2018 04:10 PM (G0XCe)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 26, 2018 04:10 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 26, 2018 04:10 PM (72PAC)
But the others in society, they're so PLASTIC, man.
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
They are the future, though.
Posted by: Benjamin Braddock
You're tearing me APART!
Posted by: Jim Stark at January 26, 2018 04:10 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2018 04:08 PM (JkFpA)
read where?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2018 04:11 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2018 04:11 PM (fuK7c)
Beautiful Loser is actually quite a good Bob Seger tune. As good if not better than any of his better know hits IMHO.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 04:11 PM (mbhDw)
Marxism screws up everything it touches and it does so ON PURPOSE,
It thrives on chaos; inside out, upside down, bottom up, top down. Once you've destroyed the host, you move on to the next host until you can insist that the marxists can solve all your problems by putting you into an ant farm.
There is nothing they won't go after; sex, children, security, food, weather, communication, clothes, even your toilet. Everything is open game to them.
Posted by: dagny at January 26, 2018 04:11 PM (16bxt)
Posted by: Keith Jackson at January 26, 2018 04:11 PM (bc2Lc)
Losing sucks. Losing continually = shithole.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:11 PM (W2taJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 04:12 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
They are the future, though.
Posted by: Benjamin Braddock
You're tearing me APART!
Posted by: Jim Stark at January 26, 2018 04:10 PM (LAe3v)
Some times I just go BERSERK!
Posted by: Billy Jack at January 26, 2018 04:12 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 26, 2018 04:12 PM (fdz7u)
Really? As if our press wasn't bad enough already, you compare us to Democrats?
Posted by: Tapeworms at January 26, 2018 04:12 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Little River Band at January 26, 2018 04:12 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 26, 2018 04:12 PM (NgKpN)
Just a 2008 movie and the Seger song.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 26, 2018 04:12 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2018 04:13 PM (SPs83)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:11 PM (W2taJ)
Dude.
Posted by: The Cleveland Browns at January 26, 2018 04:13 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at January 26, 2018 04:13 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 04:13 PM (kaLsp)
So, obviously, society needs to change so that they can be better appreciated and be like everyone else . It's society as formed that doesn't appreciate them properly. It would, of course, if it were engineered to foster every person so they were equal to every other person.
Posted by: dagny at January 26, 2018 04:14 PM (16bxt)
Posted by: Penfold at January 26, 2018 04:14 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 26, 2018 04:14 PM (C6eZV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2018 04:14 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Kareoke Stan at January 26, 2018 04:14 PM (sXKrQ)
Posted by: Penfold at January 26, 2018 04:15 PM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2018 04:15 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: russian-bot_rat_eez, gaslighting you 24/365 at January 26, 2018 04:15 PM (oVWx5)
Is poison ivy a feminist, sure kid, why not.
but even more likely, is the mentally imbalanced girl who stalked the Joker a feminist? Duh...almost by definition.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:15 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 04:15 PM (cdYPW)
How about Breaking Away? Definitely beautiful losers.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Except the hero wins the race, and I don't care what you say, I think he nailed the hot girl later.
Posted by: pep at January 26, 2018 04:15 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 04:15 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2018 04:15 PM (bJ0w+)
That's what I got when I reread it as an adult.
Posted by: dagny at January 26, 2018 04:15 PM (16bxt)
Posted by: 13times at January 26, 2018 04:15 PM (WHVu+)
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This also is the story of barack obama
Posted by: Methos at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: goodluckduck at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (rwaEp)
He also told me that music vids would ruin music. IDK
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Monk at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (mbhDw)
Billy Jack sequels = beautiful losers all the way down
Posted by: Hands at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (EzdLW)
They also aren't really Social Justice WARRIORS. I know the word was initially adopted sarcastically, but that's worn out now. We should rename them
Social Justice
- Vampires
- Leeches
-Tapeworms
- Lice
Or just plain Parasites.
Posted by: George LeS at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (+TcCF)
In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath,
Runs the all, time loser,
Headlong to his death
He feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Charlie stole the handle and
The train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (QQ+il)
Elecrtaglide in Blue
One Flew Over the Coo Coo's Nest
5 Easy Pieces
Midnight Cowboy
Ned Beaty in Deliverance...
Posted by: Dang at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (sqMPm)
1980-ish. Also the skinny guy wins at the end. More like plucky underdogs.
I voted for Easy Rider because they set off to see America and get murdered for being different and also the 1960s.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2018 04:17 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Zombie Tom Petty at January 26, 2018 04:17 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2018 04:17 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2018 04:17 PM (LiyEm)
I was struck by Rush today, he mention he had no use for twitter since twitter was a vehicle and a tool for crazy lefties to try to destroy him.
I am weening myself off a sad habit of twitter and facebook and a million other internet dopamine hits. It's a waste of time that will get me fired more so than heroine. But it's hard. Twitter is for ISIS not for normies. sad
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:17 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: goodluckduck at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (rwaEp)
A movie that is there to remind you of how awful of an actor Brad Pitt is
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:17 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2018 04:17 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Max Power at January 26, 2018 04:17 PM (llxrS)
A young Dennis Quaid and Daniel Stern alongside star Dennis Christopher. I think he won the race and learned the life lesson of being happy and thankful for who you are and where you come from, and in being yourself.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 04:18 PM (mbhDw)
Back back back back back back back back back back back back back........
Posted by: 400 lb. Chris Berman at January 26, 2018 04:18 PM (89T5c)
It would work just as well as socialized medicine has.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 26, 2018 04:18 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: DJIA Death Watch at January 26, 2018 04:09 PM (QQ+il)
Yes, agreed. Haven't thought of that moving in years.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 04:18 PM (2sCft)
Hopefully everyone getting a tax cut or one time bonus from their employer is going to invest that money into cutting the cable and purchasing some toys for streaming. Yes, invest. If you spend a couple hundred and you save five hundred every year after, that's a good investment.
Cut the cord, no reason not to do it save money get the product YOU want and quit paying esjwpn and all the rest. Cable/satellite is a horrible overpriced waste, get rid of it. you will be glad you did.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! that cut the cord and never looked back. at January 26, 2018 04:18 PM (0OmEj)
Enjoy obscurity, dizzy. You've earned it.
No one wants that shit as a part of their SPORTS broadcast. NO ONE.
Posted by: Sponge at January 26, 2018 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2018 04:18 PM (fuK7c)
Cool Hand Luke, beautiful loser?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 26, 2018 04:18 PM (lKyWE)
know the word was initially adopted sarcastically, but that's worn out
now. We should rename them
Social Justice
- Vampires
- Leeches
-Tapeworms
- Lice
Or just plain Parasites.
Posted by: George LeS
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I'd go with tapeworms. Getting into the organization, feeding off it. Slowly killing it.
Posted by: Dang at January 26, 2018 04:18 PM (8b+oT)
Except she's world famous and rich for being a mediocre tennis player. You just have to define your goals.
Posted by: pep at January 26, 2018 04:18 PM (LAe3v)
Yeah, there are a few exceptions, but he.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (XMDuf)
He sees his children jumping off
At stations, one by one
His woman and his best friend
In bed and having fun
He's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Charlie stole the handle and
The train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 26, 2018 04:18 PM (lKyWE)
Von Ryan's Express.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Monk at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (g4lFK)
Are you saying you think this is s beautiful loser movie?
Leaving Las Vegas is a movie everyone who believes they may be developing a drinking problem should watch. I did not see anything beautiful in any of it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (cdYPW)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (89T5c)
000
their garlic paremsan sausce is the bomb.
My charmed adult life is now obsessed with, while low carbing for the most part and IF'ing, finding great french fries. B-dubs's are ok but Hooyter's fries remain great.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (V3U1L)
I'd hit it....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 26, 2018 04:07 PM (pYqXv)
Seriously, I don't find her attractive at all. Is it just me?
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (2sCft)
What we need is a governmental organization dedicated to forcing people to watch these shows and buy the approved products.
You mean like Airport terminals showing CNN?
Posted by: whig at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (acrHV)
Posted by: Max Power at January 26, 2018 04:17 PM (llxrS)
Such is my terror. The only movies I go to the theaters to see anymore, and after A4 I think it's going to go hard downhill. The MCU has basically replaced Star Wars for me, now that SW has died a worse death than George Lucas could ever conceive.
Here's to hoping I guess.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (72PAC)
Except she's world famous and rich for being a mediocre tennis player. You just have to define your goals.
Posted by: pep at January 26, 2018 04:18 PM (LAe3v)
I met and was an acquaintance of Vitas Gerulaitas. Great guy and what a horribly sad ending.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 04:20 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 26, 2018 04:20 PM (7ZVPa)
isn't this just a modern yet low stakes version of what the old time english lit types would call "tragedies"?
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:20 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Hands at January 26, 2018 04:20 PM (EzdLW)
He hears the silence howling
Catches angels as they fall
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls
He picks up Gideons Bible
Open at page one
I think God He stole the handle and
The train won't stop going
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2018 04:20 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2018 04:20 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Monk at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (g4lFK)
Are you saying you think this is s beautiful loser movie?
Leaving Las Vegas is a movie everyone who believes they may be developing a drinking problem should watch. I did not see anything beautiful in any of it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (cdYPW)
Saw it once and only once. At the end I wanted to off myself. A downer to put it very mildly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (mbhDw)
Would Bruce Dern in Silent Running be considered a beautiful loser?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (kaLsp)
It's like calling Cool Hand Luke a beautiful loser.
Posted by: Monk at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (tMFgx)
What's a "vertical"?
And you got me to wondering about the word "undefeated". How the heck did that word ever come into being? It sounds really strange when you think about it. I have to assume that it has some Eurotrash origins since it serves well to hide the hideousness of ties. One would think that a team that has won every game deserves a positive description rather than a wishy-washy double negative.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Monk at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (g4lFK)
Are you saying you think this is s beautiful loser movie?
Leaving Las Vegas is a movie everyone who believes they may be developing a drinking problem should watch. I did not see anything beautiful in any of it.
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kind of a guide book for me. it's funny tho. you drink a bottle of wine a day and you're an alkie. drink a bottle of vodka a day and you're a tragic figure.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (V3U1L)
Wrong time frame, but The Great Gatsby is more of a beautiful loser book.
Posted by: dagny at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (16bxt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: russian-bot_rat_eez, gaslighting you 24/365 at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (oVWx5)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 26, 2018 04:22 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 26, 2018 04:22 PM (rdl6o)
Hmm...then also "Our Idiot Brother" and "Evening."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2018 04:22 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Monk at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (g4lFK)
Are you saying you think this is s beautiful loser movie?
Leaving Las Vegas is a movie everyone who believes they may be developing a drinking problem should watch. I did not see anything beautiful in any of it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (cdYPW)
Saw it once and only once. At the end I wanted to off myself. A downer to put it very mildly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (mbhDw)
White Knighted for the whore. Women loved it.
Posted by: Monk at January 26, 2018 04:22 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at January 26, 2018 04:22 PM (Loq+3)
Wow, that is terrible. I hadn't heard his name in forever.
Posted by: pep at January 26, 2018 04:22 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2018 04:22 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Hands at January 26, 2018 04:23 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2018 04:23 PM (/tuJf)
That's what I got when I reread it as an adult.
Posted by: dagny
The novel is the single most mis-construed novel of all time.
It's not a story about sympathetic loser; it's about repressed grief.
Re-read the first few pages. What's going on?
He's talking to a counselor because his behavior after the death of his older brother. The whole narrative is Holden's stream of consciousness circling around the loss of his brother.
The education mafia has fucked up that novel more than any other.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2018 04:23 PM (32tyq)
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2018 04:23 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2018 04:23 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (V3U1L)
Still like Red Robin's endless french fries.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 04:23 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 26, 2018 04:23 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2018 04:23 PM (QQ+il)
what other sad movies have you folks seen? like tears in the eye sad.
I think 50-50 was super sad and it was supposed to be a comedy. Also, the deniro Intern movie. sad.
like Atonement was supposed to be sad, just like English Patient, but I didn't actually find them sad sad. missed the mark, you'd say.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:23 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: dagny at January 26, 2018 04:23 PM (16bxt)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 26, 2018 04:22 PM (rdl6o)
Yes but he got what he wanted and that was to go the distance.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 26, 2018 04:24 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 26, 2018 04:24 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (V3U1L)
Still like Red Robin's endless french fries.
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tell me more. are they thin or thick?
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:24 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (cdYPW)
Except Elizabeth Shue, who is smokin' hot in my book.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2018 04:24 PM (wYseH)
In the movie, Nicholson's character comes from a privileged background. He's not ground down by the system or exploited by The Man. He consciously and willfully chooses to be a loser, to live a squalid, miserable, drunken, transitory life. At the time this choice (and this film) was celebrated by the critics. The movie won all sorts of awards. It doesn't hold up well, frankly.
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 04:24 PM (raGQi)
I was in Barnes and Noble this morning, killing time waiting for the Below Five store to open up, and I passed by a collection of books on an end cap that had a sign stating something about 'keeping strong girls strong' or some bs. All of the books were about brave girls doing brave things...I should have taken a picture of it, but I was so pissed.
Then I figured I was probably jumping the gun, and maybe they had a similar set up for boys. So I looked for the 'keeping strong boys strong' end cap throughout the entire store. Of course there wasn't one. I may have jumped the gun, but I was right. Irritatingly right.
Posted by: squeakywheel at January 26, 2018 04:24 PM (2Ot+m)
Self-pity has long been a very seductive call to the weak personalities.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2018 04:24 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Hands at January 26, 2018 04:24 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Monk at January 26, 2018 04:22 PM (g4lFK)
Aren't 2/3 of movie goers women ?
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:25 PM (4u7kU)
Seriously? LOL
The anti-low carb extravaganza. But you eat them in your time window?
Posted by: dagny at January 26, 2018 04:25 PM (16bxt)
The Graduate wins the girl, even though he was never remotely beautiful. Most miscast movie in existence.
Yeah, he wins her, and when they're on the bus, they both realize this will not end well. Still a loser.
Posted by: pep at January 26, 2018 04:25 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly
I've always seen it, (at least as people have said to me)
drink a bottle of wine a day and you are normal.
Have a shot or two and you're an alkie.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:25 PM (W2taJ)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (V3U1L)
Oh, shit. Is that definition of an alkie? Only one bottle??
***looks around sheepishly****
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 04:25 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Monk at January 26, 2018 04:25 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Female Colonel Sanders at January 26, 2018 04:25 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Mega at January 26, 2018 04:25 PM (ETHIU)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at January 26, 2018 04:26 PM (Loq+3)
Hmm, release the Trumpian!
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 26, 2018 04:26 PM (O+THj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2018 04:26 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Minuteman at January 26, 2018 04:26 PM (aRXNK)
He did not challenge the Illinois result.
Not beautiful. Cowards. rinos
Posted by: azalea city at January 26, 2018 04:26 PM (WX+x0)
--
tell me more. are they thin or thick?
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:24 PM (V3U1L)
Kinda in between and crispy and all kinds of dipping sauces available.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 04:27 PM (2sCft)
And you won't score with Elisabeth Shue either.
Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2018 04:27 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Female Colonel Sanders at January 26, 2018 04:25 PM (ctuyM)
That would bug except .. it's Reba! I like Reba.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2018 04:27 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2018 04:27 PM (LiyEm)
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tell me more. are they thin or thick?
Posted by: zibbly wibbly
Thick. Slab cut.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:27 PM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2018 04:27 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2018 04:27 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: 13times at January 26, 2018 04:27 PM (WHVu+)
I think that honor goes to Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist.
Posted by: pep at January 26, 2018 04:27 PM (LAe3v)
Starring Lynda Carters tits and a vapid former child preacher.
Not in the 60s but stays in contention based on Lynda Carter's spectacular bare breasts.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2018 04:27 PM (fuK7c)
Watched that on deployment, on the mess decks at movie call.
Several times.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2018 04:28 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Female Colonel Sanders at January 26, 2018 04:25 PM (ctuyM)
That would bug except .. it's Reba! I like Reba.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
I'd lick Reba.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:28 PM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 26, 2018 04:28 PM (SjImc)
nah. it's a convention of "good" sports movies that the hero loses but in a much more important way, he wins.
Rocky's goal in that movie was not to win, but to go the distance with Apollo, which he did. Also, I just noticed this (saw it the other night), it was a split decision -- 1 of the 3 judges thought he won.
He lost the match, but he won at his goal.
He also got his girl.
Also, Apollo gave him respect, of a kind, in saying "There ain't gonna be no rematch."
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2018 04:28 PM (8rNrN)
Beautiful loser movies...
Elecrtaglide in Blue
One Flew Over the Coo Coo's Nest
5 Easy Pieces
Midnight Cowboy
Ned Beaty in Deliverance...
Posted by: Dang at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (8b+oT)
Cool Hand Luke?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2018 04:28 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: russian-bot_rat_eez, gaslighting you 24/365 at January 26, 2018 04:28 PM (oVWx5)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2018 04:28 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:27 PM (W2taJ)
And their fry salt isn't bad either. Actually buy that and take it home to use on other stuff..
Posted by: Sponge at January 26, 2018 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)
That's what I got when I reread it as an adult.
Posted by: dagny
What? I don't recall that at all. Why is that your interpretation of Holden's mother? Seriously curious.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 04:28 PM (2sCft)
I think that honor goes to Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist.
Posted by: pep at January 26, 2018 04:27 PM (LAe3v)
In her prime, casting Denise Richards was never a mistake. NEVER.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2018 04:29 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: pep
To Be Fair (tm), she never said she was a good physicist.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2018 04:29 PM (32tyq)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2018 04:29 PM (wPiJc)
Maggie Haberman - Helping The Deep State Camp Do The "Most Shaping" Since 2016.
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 26, 2018 04:29 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 26, 2018 04:29 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: pep at January 26, 2018 04:27 PM (LAe3v
She has her MS in Operations Engineering from Northwestern.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2018 04:29 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2018 04:29 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:28 PM (W2taJ)
She's getting a little weathered. Might be like licking sandpaper.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 04:30 PM (2sCft)
Social Justice
- Vampires
- Leeches
-Tapeworms
- Lice
Or just plain Parasites.
Posted by: George LeS at January 26, 2018 04:16 PM (+TcCF)
I always went with "Social Vengeance Zealots", since they all seem to have an axe to grind and a specific person they want to stick it to and get their "revenge" on.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 26, 2018 04:30 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: dagny at January 26, 2018 04:23 PM
Thank you dagny. I flatter myself that I don't look a day over 29.
Posted by: Mrs. Robinson at January 26, 2018 04:30 PM (ctuyM)
The anti-low carb extravaganza. But you eat them in your time window?
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well, sure. It's not as if there are french fries available to a person at home. You have to go looking for them. So it's a treat not a day to day thing.
at the end of teh day, FF are potatoes and not processed, refined flour or HFCS...and I don't dip in catsup...or even ketchip...so I think I'll live. right?
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:30 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2018 04:30 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 04:24 PM (raGQi)
It may be from the fact that the film depicted a short period of his life. He may have turned it around, who knows. I wouldn't want a movie made up a small slice of my life. I'm afraid we all got a bit of loser in us, beautiful ??? who knows
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:30 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2018 04:30 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2018 04:29 PM (8gDQu)
...
One is left with the impression she probably didn't back down from the casting couch.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 26, 2018 04:30 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2018 04:30 PM (LiyEm)
what other sad movies have you folks seen? like tears in the eye sad.
I think 50-50 was super sad and it was supposed to be a comedy. Also, the deniro Intern movie. sad.
like Atonement was supposed to be sad, just like English Patient, but I didn't actually find them sad sad. missed the mark, you'd say.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:23 PM (V3U1L)
TAKING CHANCE, where Kevin Bacon escorts a fallen soldier's coffin home. Saddest damn movie I have ever seen.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 26, 2018 04:30 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 26, 2018 04:30 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at January 26, 2018 04:30 PM (yF69t)
The first couple minutes of Leaving Las Vegas where he's stocking up the shopping cart to the top with booze? Loved it. You know this is not going to end well, whatever the hell he's up to.
I've asked the clerks at the local state sanctified booze selling establishment if they've ever seen it and not a one would admit it. Seems like it would be part of their Nanny State training.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 26, 2018 04:31 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 04:19 PM (cdYPW)
I'm a recovering drunk with many years of sobriety. I watched 'Leaving Las Vegas' once. Once was enough. Too painful to watch it again. Nicholas Cage's character made a choice I could've made, but didn't. Some people I knew and cared about in recovery did make the choice he made, and now they're dead. I close my eyes and see a sea of faces, all gone now.
You can't imagine how grateful I am to be alive.
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 04:31 PM (raGQi)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2018 04:31 PM (wPiJc)
He too along with JJ wanted to work in Hollywood as screenwriters
Posted by: You at January 26, 2018 04:31 PM (K+zuv)
Walter Mondale
Michael Dukakis
Al Gore
John Kerry
Hillary Clinton
John McCain
Mitt Romney
Bob Dole
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2018 04:07 PM (k1TUh)
Losers? Oh my, yes.
Beautiful? Hardly.
Not one.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 26, 2018 04:31 PM (7UW64)
00
gross. thin is in. Prefer a bit thicker than match sticks. That's too thin. But I hate steak cut.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:32 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 26, 2018 04:30 PM (dKiJG)
But very well done and respectful.
Very much worth it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2018 04:32 PM (wYseH)
I knew right then it was messed up. I even felt that the movie was trying to guide me to a place I should not go. If that makes any sense. I thought ot myslef. These kids need to sack up some.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2018 04:32 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: DC Delenda Est at January 26, 2018 04:32 PM (bVc72)
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2018 04:32 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: SteveOReno
That's ok. She's got me by 7 years and I'm pretty far north of weathered barn wood.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:32 PM (W2taJ)
Brian's Song always ranks at the top of that list.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2018 04:32 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2018 04:33 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at January 26, 2018 04:33 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (V3U1L)
I'm quite sure this is incorrect
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:33 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:32 PM (V3U1L)
Steak cut fries are not fries.
They are potatoes.
And potatoes are gross.
French fries are delicious.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 26, 2018 04:33 PM (72PAC)
I clicked on a flimsy lingerie ad on the sidebar and then I clicked on it every time it came up and now it's the only ads I get, so the home page is sort of a soft pron site.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2018 04:34 PM (fuK7c)
1. not an alkie?
2. not fat?
I guess those are the only questions that matter
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:34 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: azalea city at January 26, 2018 04:34 PM (WX+x0)
Bang the Drum Slowly..... can a well loved sports hero be a beautiful loser?
or ooohhh.... Brian's Song.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2018 04:34 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: DJIA Death Watch at January 26, 2018
*
*
Right; I was trying to think of examples after reading the post.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2018 04:34 PM (IB8DY)
Even if you think Vox Day is distasteful for one reason or the next, and someone who admits being an extremist has no pretensions to universal popularity, skip ahead to Chapter 3 of SJWs Always Lie. Once you can articulate how they attack, you can defend against it. This book might save your job someday. Chapter 4 will give you a chance to hit back.
If it can happen to ESPN, it can happen to you.
Posted by: trev006 at January 26, 2018 04:34 PM (jRA31)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:32 PM (W2taJ)
So, you're saying the two of you together would be like Miss O'Leary's cow.....a real barn burner?
Posted by: Sponge at January 26, 2018 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)
So they start down the road to predictable failure.
This is a problem endemic to contemporary society. We used to say, crudely "don't let your mouth outrun your ass". In this case it is, "don't let your emotions outrun your intellect".
Today's instantaneous society and social media tribes short-circuit the intellectual judgment process to produce tactical stupidity. People ultimately become vested in that stupidity because it comports with their emotional view, not truth, reality or an intellectual conclusion. The problem being one ends up peddling fallacy and sophism, even in the face of verifiable truth or predictable outcomes simply because they become personally, disturbingly vested in it.
As a byproduct, we've become more divided than ever, because their is no agreement on what is clearly the verfiable truth. It has been replaced with perpetual emotional causuistry- which is where we are today. At one time we called this illogical or preposterous. But today some speciously call it "righteous", when it's nothing of the sort. It is just cunning political self interest- and it's a disgusting violation of the veracity.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2018 04:35 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 04:31 PM (raGQi)
God bless you, troyriser. My 22 year old son is in recovery for three months now. Praying for you both.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 04:35 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2018 04:35 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: DC Delenda Est at January 26, 2018 04:35 PM (bVc72)
Sounds like some of those old Liza Minelli movies.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 26, 2018 04:35 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: azalea city at January 26, 2018 04:35 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:35 PM (4u7kU)
Napoleon Dynamite was a wonderful movie and I laughed like a loon all the way through. Nothing depressing at all.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 26, 2018 04:35 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:35 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2018 04:35 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 26, 2018 04:36 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 04:31 PM (raGQi)
Huzzah!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2018 04:36 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Sponge at January 26, 2018 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon
Hmm, not really.
An anti-hero is one that uses anti-heroic acts to further a goal that could be considered heroic.
Batman, the perennial reference, goes out of his way to find and beat the shit out of criminals in order to stop the city of Gotham from becoming a shithole.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2018 04:36 PM (32tyq)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 26, 2018 04:36 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 26, 2018 04:36 PM (fA1SL)
I think I was about 12 when that came out. My sister worked the opening night of the "GayLynne Theater" in Houston and that was the opening show IIRC.
It sucked and blew at the same time. The movie, not the theater.
Posted by: DanMan at January 26, 2018 04:36 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2018 04:37 PM (6Ll1u)
211 how many bottles of wine a day can one drink and still be:
1. not an alkie?
2. not fat?
I guess those are the only questions that matter
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Two to three bottles per day combined with rigorous manual labor for 12 to 16 hours per day. See your ancestors consumption and work load. None of them were fat.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2018 04:37 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2018 04:37 PM (6Ll1u)
"Charlie."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2018 04:37 PM (wYseH)
glengarry glenross
Posted by: azalea city at January 26, 2018 04:35 PM (WX+x0)
Stupid F-ING movie.
There is not one soul in the movie worth giving one crap about. Jar Jar Binks would have made it better and more relateable.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2018 04:38 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: DC Delenda Est at January 26, 2018 04:35 PM (bVc72)
Sunshine was supposed to be a left-wing movie ... but they screwed up and made it a strong conservative movie, a cautionary tale, really, about putting leftists on any critical missions.
It's a great movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2018 04:38 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 26, 2018 04:38 PM (QQ+il)
Old Yeller & Marley & Me.
Had to bury too many companions. Not going to watch it on screen.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:38 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: KWDreaming at January 26, 2018 04:38 PM (PafTy)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2018 04:37 PM (6Ll1u)
Charlie. With backwards letters or something.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 26, 2018 04:38 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: DanMan at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (XTiHL)
I'll allow it.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (QQ+il)
That's what I got when I reread it as an adult.
Posted by: dagny
What? I don't recall that at all. Why is that your interpretation of Holden's mother? Seriously curious.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 04:28 PM (2sCft)
I didn't either. I thought Holden's parents were your typical post-war, wealthy Manhattan WASPs. Very concerned with status and the correct schools, clothes, social behavior etc. Not very demonstrative or affectionate.
Holden's mom probably did drink too much but the late 40's and 50's were a hard-drinking time.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (kaLsp)
1. not an alkie?
2. not fat?
I guess those are the only questions that matter
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:34 PM (V3U1L)
I drink at least a bottle of red wine everyday. Sometimes i'll stop, for no reason, for a week or two. I'm 6'3" and 190.
The secret to life is to exercise and keep moving.
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (4u7kU)
You can't imagine how grateful I am to be alive.
A funeral that looks like the annual intergroup picnic or one with a distraught relative, the organist and an attempted sponsor.
Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: SteveOReno<<<
Eleven herbs and spices ain't gonna make that old hen any more appetizing.
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (bJ0w+)
But I don't concentrate on that stuff. You are what you make.
Life sucks. Life is hard. If it were easy, we'd all live forever. That's why we die. Live is hard.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (bB4HN)
Posted by: steevy at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (LiyEm)
Old Yeller & Marley & Me.
Had to bury too many companions. Not going to watch it on screen."
-Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:38 PM (aNSOb)
I've watched 'em both and I wish I hadn't.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Tom Laughlin at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Muldoon
Hmm, not really.
An anti-hero is one that uses anti-heroic acts to further a goal that could be considered heroic.
Batman, the perennial reference, goes out of his way to find and beat the shit out of criminals in order to stop the city of Gotham from becoming a shithole.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2018 04:36 PM (32tyq)
Anti Hero... Charles Bronson.. Death Wish movies...
Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 26, 2018 04:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at January 26, 2018 04:40 PM (T71PA)
Sounds RIVETING
Posted by: Dude at January 26, 2018 04:40 PM (RYASC)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (wPiJc)
You are a very, very bad man for making me laugh at that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2018 04:40 PM (wYseH)
A young Dennis Quaid and Daniel Stern alongside star Dennis Christopher. I think he won the race and learned the life lesson of being happy and thankful for who you are and where you come from, and in being yourself.
Dont short Jackie Earl Haley. He only does support roles in everything Ive seen him in, but damn if he isnt a jewel in every one.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 26, 2018 04:40 PM (4RLKt)
Hawaii Official Who Sent False Missile Attack Alert Refusing to Cooperate with FCC
..."We are quite pleased with the level of cooperation we have received from the leadership of the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency thus far," Lisa Fowlkes, chief of the FCC's Public Safety and Homeland Security Bureau, told the Senate Commerce, Science and Transportation Committee on Thursday.
"We are disappointed, however, that one key employee, the person who transmitted the false alert, is refusing to cooperate with our investigation," she said. "We hope that person will reconsider."
We hope?
pjmedia
has all the stink of a sjw
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2018 04:40 PM (fceHP)
Someone who now identifies as a liberal Jew raised Muslim. I can't see how this will end well.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 26, 2018 04:41 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly
You need Freddies Steakburgers or Steak & Shake for shoestring fries.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:41 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:41 PM (4u7kU)
remember, Watchmen was written by a lefty lunatic...and rorsarch isthe hero.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:41 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Max Power at January 26, 2018 04:41 PM (llxrS)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2018 04:37 PM (6Ll1u)
Charly, starring Cliff Robertson.
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 04:42 PM (raGQi)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 26, 2018 04:12 PM (fdz7u)
Proof of time travel!
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2018 04:42 PM (xjiRE)
Everything must Go with Will Ferrel reminds me of this beautiful loser stuff.
But I don't concentrate on that stuff. You are what you make.
Life sucks. Life is hard. If it were easy, we'd all live forever. That's why we die. Live is hard.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (bB4HN)
I liked it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2018 04:42 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2018 04:42 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (4u7kU)
Wow.... you are a fat fvck.
Posted by: BMI Calculator at January 26, 2018 04:42 PM (wYseH)
Holden's mom probably did drink too much but the late 40's and 50's were a hard-drinking time.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (ZM2xo)
Yes that's more like my take. It makes sense his parent's drank like fish and Holden does too to imitate them in being an adult. Never thought his mom was a narcissistic slut. But I haven't re-read it for a few years. Always interested in other people's take on Catcher in the Rye. People seem to either love it or hate it.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 04:42 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Sounder at January 26, 2018 04:42 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:43 PM (V3U1L)
It's math day. 30 litres of pure grain is x (1 / .40) 80 proof vodka which is 75 l per annum which is 1.44 liters per week, which is basically 2 bottles per week.
That does not describe the Belarussians I drank with.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2018 04:43 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2018 04:43 PM (Fs5vw)
I think a heroic figure like Cool Hand Luke can't be considered a loser despite the end that befalls them.
Posted by: Max Power at January 26, 2018 04:41 PM (llxrS)
I threw that out there like a curve ball. The fact that he died over parking meters makes me think, though.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2018 04:43 PM (ymnmz)
Wut. Ebber.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2018 04:43 PM (W6iva)
Old Yeller & Marley & Me.
Had to bury too many companions. Not going to watch it on screen."
-Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:38 PM (aNSOb)
I've watched 'em both and I wish I hadn't.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (Ckg4U)
Don't watch 8 Below. My wife still hasn't forgiven me for that movie.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 26, 2018 04:43 PM (dKiJG)
Most misconstrued IMO is Fahrenheit 451. It's not a book about the evils of government censorship. It's about societal apathy to the point where literature no longer has value. Ray Bradbury even clarified this at length when he was alive. But no one cared because MUH NARRATIVE!
Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2018 04:43 PM (hvf9s)
Jean de Florette
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:41 PM (4u7kU)
What's that?
You want to rip my heart out of my chest and stomp on it?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2018 04:43 PM (wYseH)
Is that what thy call it nowadays when you are self-loathing, committed to people and states who want to destroy Israel and supporting every cause hostile to its existence?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2018 04:43 PM (VpIIl)
Boycott their crap, ridicule them constantly, ignore them completely when they throw a tantrum, etc.
Using reason does not work with toddlers.
Put them in time out and leave them there until they starve to death.
That is pretty much how the younger generation of Catholics are dealing with the left-over smelly hippies who tried to subvert the Church.
Prayer, reverence, TLM, chapel veils, having dozens of kids and raising them to know, love and serve Our Lord.
The hippies haven't a chance.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 26, 2018 04:44 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2018 04:44 PM (YV+SU)
Old Yeller can lick my balls.
Posted by: Sounder at January 26, 2018 04:42 PM (bc2Lc)
The Yearling. Top that.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2018 04:44 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 26, 2018 04:44 PM (fA1SL)
1. not an alkie?
2. not fat?
I guess those are the only questions that matter
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:34 PM (V3U1L)
Serious alcoholics are too impatient for wine--at least I was. Had to drink a gallon of that stuff to get where I wanted to go.
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 04:44 PM (raGQi)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:44 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2018 04:29 PM (8gDQu)
Christmas came several times that year.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2018 04:44 PM (BtQd4)
Cool Hand Luke ate fifty aigs ... t'ain't no loser!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2018 04:45 PM (W6iva)
Is that what thy call it nowadays when you are self-loathing, committed to people and states who want to destroy Israel and supporting every cause hostile to its existence?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2018 04:43 PM (VpIIl)
and hang out with Farrahkan and G D America Wright?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2018 04:45 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2018 04:43 PM (VpIIl)
Unfortunately, that does seem to describe some liberal Jews - the Sally Kohns of this world for instance.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 26, 2018 04:45 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2018 04:43 PM (wYseH)
How much would that pay ??
Posted by: a friend of sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:45 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (kNasr)
00
southside with you
Posted by: zibbly wibbly
Had to look that up. Holy Shit that's mean.
Posted by: t. rissle at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Minuteman at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (aRXNK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2018 04:43 PM (fuK7c)
That is total consumption/total population.
That includes children and non-drinking grandmothers and so on....
I watched some Ukrainians at a wedding, and while I am a big guy who can drink a fair amount, I was in awe.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (wYseH)
In real life, they were cold-blooded killers who did not look at all like Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty.
Posted by: rickl at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (xjiRE)
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ValJar has him by the balls. He is pitiful.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Sounder at January 26, 2018 04:42 PM (bc2Lc)
*** spits coffee on keyboard ***
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 04:42 PM (2sCft)
I read that, but I preferred Catcher in the Wry. Bob Eucher, recounting his storied history in the Major Leagues. With several photos of him being obliterated at home plate.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (7UW64)
Addendum - and this assumes whoever collected the Byelorussian data wasn't hammered himself.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (fA1SL)
Celebrities unite to host event protesting Pres. Trump's State of the Union address.
on Cavuto right now
they can gth
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 26, 2018 04:47 PM (vgwv+)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:41 PM (4u7kU)
He was just an idiot, really. And that whole town of frogs were complicit - which the French seem to excel in. Nasty bunch they all were.
What I never got about that movie was that he knew about the spring from the old map but never seemed to even try to find it. How tough can it be to find the location of something on a map. Sure, he might not have found the plugged spring but he never even looked. Meanwhile, he researched everything else from day to night.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2018 04:47 PM (8gDQu)
I'm polish and irish and I'm like ... fuckkkkkk.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:47 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2018 04:47 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Burnett at January 26, 2018 04:47 PM (OPvZI)
Heroic ethanol metabolism is but one more proof - Slavs are the master race.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 26, 2018 04:48 PM (fA1SL)
Discovery got much better recently when they shifted it into the Mirror Universe. Suddenly, the dark ships and everyone being a giant asshole actually works. Also, the blonde girl now wears tight leather.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2018 04:48 PM (3J/LN)
And it looked like he did! Shirt off, no special effects, his stomach distended.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2018 04:48 PM (fuK7c)
which is 75 l per annum which is 1.44 liters per week, which is
basically 2 bottles per week.<<<
Yes, but if you operate like the US Government, it's perfectly acceptable for you to can kick the can further down the road with 3 bottles a week and let future generations pay for it.
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2018 04:48 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: a friend of sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:45 PM (4u7kU)
Did you see the sequel...Manon Of The Spring?
Wow, that woman was stunningly beautiful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2018 04:48 PM (wYseH)
Robbie Benson Movies?
Posted by: Minuteman at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (aRXNK)
Every last one of them.
OMG that one where he winds up in the barn doing the nasty with old bill. WTF was that. Glad I didn't see that as a kid. I was about 40 when I first saw that and I was all WTF? Can I unsee this somehow?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2018 04:48 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2018 04:48 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (YV+SU)
You assume he has a pair. You are a silly person.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 26, 2018 04:48 PM (7UW64)
Actually Flowers for Algernon/Charly is going to be a lot of peoples story. Alzheimer's is a bitch. I've known a lot of people who've gone down that road.
From genius to drooling idiot, in mere months. Some people it's fast, others much slower. But always deadly in the end.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 26, 2018 04:49 PM (2FqvZ)
Dont short Jackie Earl Haley. He only does support roles in everything Ive seen him in, but damn if he isnt a jewel in every one.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 26, 2018 04:40 PM (4RLKt)
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I didn't recognize him in Preacher as Odin Quincannon. I always think of him as a kid.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2018 04:49 PM (qJtVm)
Don't watch 8 Below. My wife still hasn't forgiven me for that movie.
8 Below is a mixed bag. Certainly there are parts that really yank the heart strings, but overall it is an uplifting story. Canine packs are loyal to a fault.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2018 04:49 PM (W6iva)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2018 04:37 PM (6Ll1u)
Charley
Posted by: Minuteman at January 26, 2018 04:50 PM (aRXNK)
Posted by: DC Delenda Est at January 26, 2018 04:50 PM (bVc72)
Unbelievably, Uecker once hit one of his few HRs off of Sandy Koufax, thus proving that even Koufax had his off days.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 26, 2018 04:50 PM (ZM2xo)
That's it. No sweet and sour this or teriyaki that, no rubs, no nothing. Frank's and butter. The only adjustment to be made is the butter-hot sauce ratio.
Served with bleu cheese. Carrot sticks and celery sticks on the side.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 26, 2018 04:50 PM (ul9CR)
I'm polish and irish and I'm like ... fuckkkkkk.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly
I used to be able to do 10 screwdrivers in 2 hours. But that took a couple of years to work up to.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:50 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 04:44 PM (raGQi)
This is correct. Sometimes I start a good bottle at 11 am and might not finish it until 7 or 8 pm. And sometimes I open a bottle at 4 pm and another at 6 pm and another ........ I have had many friends that had the curse and it's not pretty. Could possibly be the hardest thing to overcome.
Posted by: a friend of sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:50 PM (4u7kU)
OMG that one where he winds up in the barn doing the nasty with old bill. WTF was that. Glad I didn't see that as a kid. I was about 40 when I first saw that and I was all WTF? Can I unsee this somehow?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2018 04:48 PM (ymnmz)
That was why Billy Joe jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge. You would, too. Geez Louise.
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 04:50 PM (raGQi)
Not a transition, but a movie that I still can't figure out if it was intended to be rightwing or leftwing: "The Last Supper"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113613/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2018 04:50 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (kaLsp)
I would put that as a Doomsday (The Future Will Suck) Movie. Also very prominent in the 1970s.
See also THX 1138, Logan's Run, The Omega Man, Planet Of The Apes, Soylent Green (although ANY film with Charlton Heston is pretty cool).
And they wondered why Generation X was so bitter, suicidal and negative, growing up on *that* who wouldn't be?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 26, 2018 04:50 PM (ujg0T)
Don't watch 8 Below. My wife still hasn't forgiven me for that movie.
8 Below is a mixed bag. Certainly there are parts that really yank the heart strings, but overall it is an uplifting story. Canine packs are loyal to a fault.
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yes, I think that counts as a good, sad movie with some uplift at points.
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:50 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2018 04:50 PM (JkFpA)
Posted by: Monkfish at January 26, 2018 04:50 PM (a1s18)
Robbie Benson Movies?
Posted by: Minuteman at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (aRXNK)
Every last one of them.
OMG that one where he winds up in the barn doing the nasty with old bill. WTF was that. Glad I didn't see that as a kid. I was about 40 when I first saw that and I was all WTF? Can I unsee this somehow?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2018 04:48 PM (ymnmz)
Hahaha....yup. Wasn't that Tallahoochie Bridge or whatever the heck it was.
I was glad when he jumped.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2018 04:51 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 04:51 PM (kaLsp)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 26, 2018 04:51 PM (ZM2xo)
Want.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at January 26, 2018 04:51 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (wYseH)"I went to a Ukrainian wedding and the teenage girls were outdrinking me. Oh yeah, and they were the most functional "drunks" I have ever seen. And that's saying a lot. I've been all over this world..
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2018 04:51 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 26, 2018 04:50 PM (ZM2xo)
Sometime, google up his acceptance speech from the Hall of Fame.
You will die from laughter.
How he does it with a straight face I will never know.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 26, 2018 04:51 PM (7UW64)
Wow, that woman was stunningly beautiful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2018 04:48 PM (wYseH)
Emmanuelle Beart. I saw her first in A Heart In Winter. ANother fvcked up French movie that is really stupid at its core, but she was just gorgeous. Worth watching. Same costar with her, BTW - Daniel Autiell somethingorother.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2018 04:52 PM (8gDQu)
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Over hyped book for Yankees. Read all of Salinger's books and honestly they made no impact on me. I hardly remember them. I guess if I went to prep school and was from NY wealth it might have had something I could relate to. I feel the same about F. Scott Fitzgerald's stuff. Dittos Thomas Wolfe. There are a lot of authors who your supposed to read that really suck.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2018 04:52 PM (YV+SU)
Trip ya up every time. Straight liquor, it gives you more control and awareness of its effects. This is how, for instance, my uncles could drink for - say - two or three days running and not pass out or throw up. Or die.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 26, 2018 04:52 PM (fA1SL)
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If being a Muzzie is almost being Jewish........ then Yeah OK
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 26, 2018 04:52 PM (y3aQB)
but there's more. trebuchet is a CUCKING stool.
Posted by: azalea city at January 26, 2018 04:52 PM (WX+x0)
That sounds like The Outsiders, which I remember reading as a preteen and gave me All the Feels. I think it was one of the first unofficial YA novels, before there really was a genre for YA. No idea if the book holds up over time though.
Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2018 04:53 PM (hvf9s)
They are trying now to destroy Tom Izzo and Mark Dantonio, the basketball and football coaches respectively.
MSU, like most other universities, has not only a campus police department, but the entire SJW student campus life department that all sexual assault complaints must be reported. ESPN's own reporting states that even if a complaintant doesn't want to report an incident to the student kangaroo court, it is required.
In Dantonio's case, over his 11 year tenure there, ESPN claims 16 of his players have been accused of sexual assault of some form or another. Most of those cases ended up with no charges filed due to either the female changes her mind, or it's the typical he said she said with no evidence and the claim made months after the fact.
Last summer four players on the football team were charged with sexual assault, and those charges and trials are pending. All four were dismissed from the team and the university.
ESPN is claiming that because out of 1300 players Dantonio has coached over 11 years, 16 were accused of sexual assault, that means he is covering it up. They are trying to use the pen to destroy people.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2018 04:53 PM (wLPDG)
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 04:44 PM (raGQi)
This is correct. Sometimes I start a good bottle at 11 am and might not finish it until 7 or 8 pm. And sometimes I open a bottle at 4 pm and another at 6 pm and another ........ I have had many friends that had the curse and it's not pretty. Could possibly be the hardest thing to overcome.
Posted by: a friend of sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:50 PM (4u7kU)
My Mom would drink NyQuil when they stopped selling booze.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 26, 2018 04:53 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2018 04:53 PM (/tuJf)
I had to pretend to drink all the toasts they'd make in one dinner and sneak-pour it into the potted plant.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2018 04:53 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2018 04:53 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: pogomip at January 26, 2018 04:53 PM (lU2eE)
Danman is this about my recipe in the cookbook, or something else? I'm out of the loop on convos at AoS this week.
Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2018 04:53 PM (hvf9s)
"We're executing you exactly BECAUSE you're not political"
Posted by: Thorny at January 26, 2018 04:53 PM (nNAQ8)
Did you see the sequel...Manon Of The Spring?
I need to watch both those films again - they were quite good, despite having to contend with subtitles.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2018 04:54 PM (W6iva)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 04:54 PM (kaLsp)
Wow, that woman was stunningly beautiful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2018 04:48 PM (wYseH)
I own both movies. They are must watch a few times a year movies. And yes, although I'm not normally into blondes, she was sizzlingly innocent.
Posted by: a friend of sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:54 PM (4u7kU)
I saw that movie as a kid and I don't remember it showed anything explicit - which is why it was so shocking when Billie Joe blurted out "Ah have been with a man!"
And then you found out who the guy was - some old farmer. But there was no kissing or any clue that anything was going on there.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 26, 2018 04:54 PM (ZM2xo)
Eric is a self promoting jackass. Take it from someone who knows. He also destroyed RS.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2018 04:54 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 26, 2018 04:54 PM (bB4HN)
Posted by: Dana Perino at January 26, 2018 04:54 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: azalea city at January 26, 2018 04:54 PM (WX+x0)
5 out of 8 survived in the movie.
In reality it was only 2. Out of 15.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 26, 2018 04:55 PM (pkvO1)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 04:55 PM (cdYPW)
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how did the detox work and go>?
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:55 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: MSTisdale at January 26, 2018 04:55 PM (xHVD5)
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Fix that, my dear. Please.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2018 04:55 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 26, 2018 04:53 PM (dKiJG)
I did, too. Strange thing: to an alcoholic, drinking NyQuil on Sundays seems like a perfectly normal, ordinary thing to do. I simply couldn't understand why people looked at me funny.
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 04:55 PM (raGQi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2018 04:54 PM (W6iva)
Don't speak french ?? How gauche
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:55 PM (4u7kU)
5 out of 8 survived in the movie.
In reality it was only 2. Out of 15.
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need brain bleach now. must not know this
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 26, 2018 04:55 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2018 04:56 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2018 04:56 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2018 04:53 PM (/tuJf)
Can you still smell peanut butter from a distance? Supposedly thats a clue. That spoon seems to be getting closer to my nose every couple of months.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 26, 2018 04:57 PM (2FqvZ)
It worked. Five days in a facility with meds and supervision. Then after enough sobriety (close to a year) started thinking "I can handle it again". Nope.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2018 04:57 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2018 04:57 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2018 04:53 PM (hvf9s)
I loved "The Outsiders" and "That Was Then, This is Now" by S. E. Hinton about the guy with a brother that turns out to be a dealer. There was a strong anti-drug message.
There was another YA writer I liked, Paul Zindel, I think his name was...
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 26, 2018 04:57 PM (ZM2xo)
Some days you're the windshield, and some days you're the bug.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 04:57 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2018 04:58 PM (fuK7c)
I did, too. Strange thing: to an alcoholic, drinking NyQuil on Sundays seems like a perfectly normal, ordinary thing to do. I simply couldn't understand why people looked at me funny.
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That's exactly what Diane Feinstein said.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2018 04:58 PM (YV+SU)
Homework for tomorrow: List the key differences between an SJW and a Cordyceps.
[DO NOT SHARE - ANSWER SHEET]
1) Cordyceps actually reproduce
Posted by: Another Anon at January 26, 2018 04:58 PM (jNP0V)
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If being a Muzzie is almost being Jewish........ then Yeah OK
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 26, 2018 04:52 PM (y3aQB)
Whoever the moron was here who said some years back that Obama would be a shit stain on the pages of our history was sooo nuts on.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 26, 2018 04:58 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2018 04:58 PM (VpIIl)
muslim>women duh!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2018 04:59 PM (BtQd4)
Funny Girl.
Bleah. (Although I think Love Story Seagull fits in there as well.)
Dramedy, guy. I tell ya, that is when dramedy was coined.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 26, 2018 04:59 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Well, that blonde chick/love interest was pretty hot.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the RUSSIAN BOT Deplorable at January 26, 2018 04:59 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 26, 2018 04:59 PM (QQ+il)
Not yet. But I meant my trip wasn't going to start at genius. I'm not that far from drooling idiot right now.
So I got that going for me.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2018 04:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2018 04:57 PM (fuK7c)
Sweetheart, I will give you the four words of wisdom given by my husband's counselor when he quit drinking:
1. Shut the Fuck Up.
2. You don't know anything.
3. Don't Drink.
4. Go to Meetings.
Easy to remember, straight to the point.
Unless you want to be dead, that is.
So do it. We can't spare the morons.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 26, 2018 05:00 PM (7UW64)
When I was young, my sister and I would come in from the farm to Dallas to visit my father. We would go down to White Rock Lake to find bags with clumps of glue in them and spray cans. Took me another 30 years to learn what it was about. Not sure my sister ever figured it out.
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 05:00 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2018 04:58 PM (VpIIl)
appreciate prayers for my son, OReno, Jr. Newly sober but long way to go.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:00 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 26, 2018 05:01 PM (NHEQO)
So I got that going for me.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2018 04:59 PM (/tuJf)
You're kidding of course. You're someone I always read from beginning to end. That's saying something.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 26, 2018 05:01 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 05:02 PM (kaLsp)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 26, 2018 05:02 PM (ZM2xo)
being black or female or gay means that you can't make the character
flawed and give them a growth arc. I am afraid the same thing is going
to happen with the A Wrinkle in Time movie. Meg in the book wears
glasses and braces and is plain and gawky. But since they have cast a
black girl as Meg, I'm afraid it's just going to be "black girl does
cool stuff in outer space."
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 26, 2018 05:02 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 26, 2018 05:02 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 04:21 PM (kaLsp)
Bruce Dern is the go to guy for Crazy Bad Stuff.
Donald Sutherland is the go to guy for Crazy Fun Stuff.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 26, 2018 05:02 PM (aRXNK)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 26, 2018 05:02 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:00 PM (2sCft)
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Will do. Good for him for quitting.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2018 05:03 PM (kNasr)
Oh no! No more Jemelle Hill? What will I ever do to fap, now? Oh, the humanity!
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 26, 2018 05:03 PM (8O3HH)
St. Monica, pray for us.
Lead us out of bondage from alcohol into the light of the Love of Our Lord.
Amen.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 26, 2018 05:03 PM (7UW64)
of sexual assault, that means he is covering it up. They are trying to
use the pen to destroy people.
Posted by: Jen the original
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Sorry for the chopped cut and paste which gives you the quote rather than ESPN but I follow MSU football pretty closely. Not sure your angle on this but in full disclosure I'm a fan of a rival but do not allow that to color my approach to this. The MSU program has indeed been covering up sexual assaults by team members since at least the mid-nineties. Just last year they lost several star rookies who videotaped themselves attacking a girl in a bathroom. It took the school almost the entire year to produce the investigation results and toss the players - some of whom are arguably key to the program's future success - and it was ONLY because there was video evidence of the attack. In this matter, MSU is getting what it deserves from SJW ESPN.
Posted by: MSTisdale at January 26, 2018 05:03 PM (xHVD5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2018 05:03 PM (fuK7c)
I can't wait to try it. I seriously mentioned seeing something about Kahlua Chicken and my wife came home with a big bottle of Kahlua yesterday and she couldn't find the recipe. Because it was pork not chicken.
Posted by: DanMan at January 26, 2018 05:03 PM (XTiHL)
KATY PERRY OBSESSED FAN GUILTY OF STALKING
... Getting Deported
https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/956813999173242881
It's okay to be for borders and protection and deportation of the Great Unwashed if you're a Chosen One and in need of it.
To be fair, it might be safer for Pawel Jurski in Poland than in contact with all the microbes that Katy Perry accumulated from years of willing decadent passion with Russell Brand.
Posted by: The Institute at January 26, 2018 05:04 PM (nGsFZ)
Posted by: Glenn John at January 26, 2018 05:04 PM (LilNs)
Into a Potted plant. ( sits and waits for the snark)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 05:04 PM (cdYPW)
354 "Why are you executing me? I'm not political"
There wasn't an execution, but the scene in Dr Zhivago where his half brother (Alec Guinness) first meets Zhivago and he commented upon Yuri's expresssed sentiments and how they were subtle, yet politically dangerous and potentially fatal if they had been spoken in front of the wrong person.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2018 05:04 PM (W6iva)
Posted by: kallisto at January 26, 2018 05:04 PM (sqMPm)
Well thanks but I'm just an average moron. Now my father, he was a genius of sorts. And he had Alzheimer's as a complication from Parkinson's.
It is very sad to see someone you've loved and looked up to all your life slip away.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2018 05:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: The Last Man-Bot at the CDC at January 26, 2018 05:05 PM (nAjD1)
And yes A Wrinkle in Time has been thoroughly processed by the SJW writing machine. And Oprah Winfrey is in it.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 05:05 PM (kaLsp)
396 Anything Tennessee Williams was Beautiful Loser.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 26, 2018 05:02 PM (toi7g)
Yep! And "Long Days Journey Into Night."
I had a friend who called her family "the Eugene O'Neill Family" and she was right. I was there for dinner once and the whole family got drunk and the aunt started crying because her mom gave her a "10 cent holy card" for her birthday once.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 26, 2018 05:05 PM (ZM2xo)
I know. I was trying to think how to phrase that without either betraying the truth or inviting the HW jokes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2018 05:05 PM (fuK7c)
I did, too. Strange thing: to an alcoholic, drinking NyQuil on Sundays seems like a perfectly normal, ordinary thing to do. I simply couldn't understand why people looked at me funny.
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 04:55 PM (raGQi)
Scope mouthwash. An alcohol buzz plus your breath is minty fresh.
.
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2018 05:05 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 26, 2018 05:02 PM (ZM2xo)
Agree completely, Donna. But I think his confused character is a very accurate portrayal of a lot of teens, not all, but a lot. i think that's why Holden is so relate-able to many teens. But yeah, as an adult you want to shake him. He's the biggest phony of all.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:05 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 05:02 PM (kaLsp)
My sponsor calls that 'The Whispers'. The good news? The mental obsession and physical craving stop after a fairly short period of total abstinence. The bad news? That fairly short period of abstinence seems to go on forever.
Nothing for it but to pray and stay in the day.
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 05:05 PM (raGQi)
I hate puking, so that was that.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 26, 2018 05:06 PM (toi7g)
Into a Potted plant. ( sits and waits for the snark)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol
Driving. Had to let that one go.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 05:07 PM (aNSOb)
Losers win!
=====
Vote for Pedro.
Animal House.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 26, 2018 05:02 PM (MIKMs)
I do not know if Napoleon won but he did not lose. Best part of the movie was his brother transforming into a brutha.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 05:07 PM (cdYPW)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (4u7kU)
Wow.... you are a fat fvck.
Posted by: BMI Calculator at January 26, 2018 04:42 PM (wYseH)
Yes, I'm afraid so. Thanks for the rub in
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 05:07 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: MSTisdale at January 26, 2018 05:07 PM (xHVD5)
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2018 05:08 PM (Fs5vw)
Date With An Angel. Phoebe Cates as a really mean Heather.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 04:54 PM (kaLsp)
Phoebe Cates has the look that makes guys stupid.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 26, 2018 05:08 PM (aRXNK)
I hate puking, so that was that.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 26, 2018 05:06 PM (toi7g)
same here, for me and my husband
we can't handle a lot, at all
I drink one drink a week, if that. More if there are special events or a nice home dinner, but never more than 2x a week.
One scotch on a Friday night = perfect for me.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2018 05:08 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Minuteman at January 26, 2018 05:08 PM (aRXNK)
She makes me a moron.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:09 PM (2sCft)
He got the girl and the money and he never worked a day in his life.
I'd take that kind of losing.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2018 05:09 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2018 05:09 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Youkali at January 26, 2018 05:10 PM (j75YX)
Arthur
Posted by: Soona
Awww, I think you're cute too.
Ha ha haaaaaa
Posted by: Arthur at January 26, 2018 05:10 PM (HScFq)
Losers win!
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 26, 2018 05:01 PM (NHEQO)
My short review of that movie.
Spend your time elsewhere. You'll be better off.
Posted by: Sponge at January 26, 2018 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)
I went to the house where he wrote that (not far from where I live). Guy seemed like an asshole. Loved his dog, hated his daughter, and drove his wife to sedatives.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 26, 2018 05:10 PM (toi7g)
Arthur
Posted by: Soona
"Perhaps you'd like me to wash your 'dickie' for you, sir......"
Posted by: Sponge at January 26, 2018 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2018 05:08 PM (fceHP)"Wow.Who saw that coming. I thought you were going to say glass of wine.But that's the misogynist in me, ha!
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2018 05:11 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2018 05:09 PM (6Ll1u)
Michael Dukakis's wife drank rubbing alcohol IIRC.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:11 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: MSTisdale at January 26, 2018 05:11 PM (xHVD5)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2018 05:11 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Glenn John at January 26, 2018 05:11 PM (LilNs)
Hahaha....yup. Wasn't that Tallahoochie Bridge or whatever the heck it was.
I was glad when he jumped.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2018 04:51 PM (EoRCO)
That reminds me of one of the funniest jokes about the theater.
Pia Zadora was in the lead role of Anne Frank's Diary and giving a terrible performance. In the scene where the Nazis barge into the house someone from the audience yelled: "She's in the attic!!!"
Posted by: Minuteman at January 26, 2018 05:12 PM (aRXNK)
I am going nearly carb free.
I can't handle being this fat anymore, and they won't do liposuction for that, so I guess I'll have to banish it myself. I hurt my neck something fierce a few years ago and I've been not moving around much like I used to. Cheesy excuse, but there it is.
The hard part is giving up beer. I love a cold one after work. I'm told that once I make weight, I can have red wine, but not until then, and at this rate, it will be a couple of years at least.
Luckily, there's bacon.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 26, 2018 05:12 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 05:12 PM (cdYPW)
Cyrano De Bergerac is a beautiful loser. Not the shone, but the man.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 05:12 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Minuteman at January 26, 2018 05:08 PM (aRXNK)
Ohhhhh YEAHHHHHH.....
Posted by: Yello at January 26, 2018 05:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Cyrano De Bergerac is a beautiful loser. Not the shone, but the man.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 05:12 PM (mbhDw)
SHNOZ not shone.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 05:12 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Youkali at January 26, 2018 05:10 PM (j75YX)
"Suzanne" certainly seems like a "beautiful loser" song.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 26, 2018 05:12 PM (ujg0T)
Ha. Just so you know my kalua recipe does not list Kahlua as an ingredient. But if you want to add some for flavor, I won't stop you!
In a similar vein, the hilarious Henny Tacos Youtube "tutorial": www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB2E6tQo72o
Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2018 05:12 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 05:13 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: MSTisdale at January 26, 2018 05:11 PM (xHVD5)
Eunuch Jelly thou = Bill Kristol Blue Persuasion
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 05:13 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 04:39 PM (4u7kU)
Wow.... you are a fat fvck.
Posted by: BMI Calculator at January 26, 2018 04:42 PM (wYseH)
Yes, I'm afraid so. Thanks for the rub in
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 05:07 PM (4u7kU)
Yeah, thanks asshole. I'm 6' and 230 lbs......
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:13 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 05:13 PM (4u7kU)
I say functional because they always hold a job and work hard. But once the whistle blows, it's downhill. But come 0600 they are up and out the door.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2018 05:13 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: bluebot at January 26, 2018 05:14 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 26, 2018 05:14 PM (fceHP)
No other way to explain how she got the gig.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at January 26, 2018 05:14 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 26, 2018 05:14 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 26, 2018 04:10 PM
we did that at the end of Dec. 2 Roku adapters for the tv were ca. $80. W/ a subscription w/ Hulu we are saving $65 a month, well worth the $80 spent.
Only fly in the ointment is that Comcast will charge us more for data usage after 2 months of freebie overages. I think if we turn off the tv more when not really watching it we can keep the extra charges to a minimum. We shall see. Anyone else in the same boat?
Posted by: Farmer at January 26, 2018 05:14 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Minuteman at January 26, 2018 05:12 PM (aRXNK)
Hahaha....Too funny!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2018 05:15 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:13 PM (2sCft)
I'm 5'9" 190. BMI says I should be 145 or some shit. I'd look like fucking Urkle at 145.
Posted by: Sponge at January 26, 2018 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)
He tries.
He gets paid for trying.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Well, it takes Juan to know Juan.
Ha ha haaaaa
Posted by: Arthur at January 26, 2018 05:15 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 26, 2018 05:15 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2018 05:15 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 26, 2018 05:15 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 05:07 PM (4u7kU)
Yeah, thanks asshole. I'm 6' and 230 lbs......
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:13 PM (2sCft)
---------
Guys, he's teasing. I'm not a male, but 6'3" and 190 sounds pretty lean to me.
Posted by: bluebot at January 26, 2018 05:15 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 05:13 PM (aNSOb)
The characters I always strive to create are ones that at the end of the movie, the get what they want, only not quite the way they expected. Irony in the ultimate character arc makes for great movies.
Michael Corleone saves his family but destroys himself in the process.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 05:15 PM (mbhDw)
... Getting Deported
1 out of 20 million. One very special beloved hollywood music star says one little thing about an undocumented worker. TA DA they are gone! 300 citizens suffer daily with lost wages, stolen taxes, destroyed culture and violence we are told if we put up with it we are a better country.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2018 05:15 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:13 PM (2sCft)
Do you exercise daily ?
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 05:15 PM (4u7kU)
I'd like to see that guy. He must be blind. Or just one sick puppy. Or uglier than homemade sin himself.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 26, 2018 05:15 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 05:16 PM (cdYPW)
I am going nearly carb free.
***
IIRC Someone told me distilled alcohol has no carbs. Too lazy to google. Is this true?
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:16 PM (2sCft)
Kingpin
Posted by: Downcast at January 26, 2018 05:16 PM (PCKEG)
now Obama is claiming "I'm basically a liberal Jew"........(discussing Israeli settlements at a NYC synagogue)
Posted by: KWDreaming
Reminiscent of how rash of MSM reports about Hillary's "Jewish roots" when she was running for the Senate seat in New York.
I recall Rush saying something like, "That's odd, I thought Hillary's roots were brunette."
Posted by: Hands at January 26, 2018 05:16 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:16 PM (2sCft)
Vodka has no carbs.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 26, 2018 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Minuteman at January 26, 2018 05:12 PM (aRXNK)
Hahaha....Too funny!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2018 05:15 PM (EoRCO)
The audience reaction to Sofia Coppola getting shot at the end of "Godfather 3."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 05:16 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Glenn John at January 26, 2018 05:17 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Hands at January 26, 2018 05:17 PM (EzdLW)
Homework for tomorrow: List the key differences between an SJW and a Cordyceps.
[DO NOT SHARE - ANSWER SHEET]
1) Cordyceps actually reproduce
Posted by: Another Anon at January 26, 2018 04:58 PM (jNP0V)
Figures prominently in "The Last of Us" and "The Girl with All the Gifts," a movie I hated.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 26, 2018 05:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 05:17 PM (kaLsp)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 05:17 PM (cdYPW)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 26, 2018 05:15 PM (4u7kU)
Heck no. That and the bottle of wine a day are why I'm fat.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:17 PM (2sCft)
A big girl like that (guessing buck 90) needs lots of love.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2018 05:17 PM (BtQd4)
I cannot even with how disappointed I am in the trailers. And it being an OPRAH! venture, with her inserting herself in as one of the witches. One of my fave book series from childhood and they are going to ruin it with SJWness, despite a lot of the conservative themes actually in it.
I suspect her coyly neither confirming nor denying running for president after her Globes speech was just to drum up buzz for the film.
Posted by: LizLem at January 26, 2018 05:17 PM (hvf9s)
Didn't Katy Perry's dirtbag ex-husband do a remake of this clusterfuck? There's your proof, right there, that Katy Perry is in the top running for 'most beautiful loser on the planet.'
Posted by: Fritz at January 26, 2018 05:18 PM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2018 05:18 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With drink holders. Hopping all around. at January 26, 2018 05:18 PM (dEQP3)
He has the nerve to claim this after he engineered the U.N. back-stab on his way out the door. Passive-aggressive and cowardly.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 26, 2018 05:18 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: Sponge at January 26, 2018 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)
It is a funny movie.
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2018 05:18 PM (Fs5vw)
Kingpin
Posted by: Downcast at January 26, 2018 05:16 PM (PCKEG)
"The Cincinnati Kid."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 05:18 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: bluebot at January 26, 2018 05:15 PM (kNasr)
I know he's teasing. But I really am fat.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:18 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 05:18 PM (kaLsp)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 05:19 PM (cdYPW)
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2018 05:19 PM (kNasr)
He thinks Trump "thinking" of firing Mueller is obstruction of justice.
That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works.
Posted by: Farmer at January 26, 2018 05:19 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 05:17 PM (kaLsp
"S-A-N-T-A,
C-L-A-U-S,
Hooray for Santee Claws!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 05:19 PM (mbhDw)
Try the Japanese horror movie Matango.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 05:18 PM
Fantastic movie, that one.
Posted by: otho at January 26, 2018 05:19 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With drink holders. Hopping all around. at January 26, 2018 05:18 PM (dEQP3)
Because we control it. The horizontal too.
Posted by: The Outer Limits at January 26, 2018 05:19 PM (NWiLs)
I think of Forest as a symbol of America, similar to Pecos Bill or Mark Henry; they can lose, but can't really die because they are a part of something larger.
Posted by: goodluckduck at January 26, 2018 05:20 PM (rwaEp)
Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2018 05:20 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 26, 2018 05:20 PM (r9UYA)
Try the Japanese horror movie Matango.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 05:18 PM (kaLsp)
Wanna see a very freaking weird Jap flick? Look up "Gozu" from 2004,5.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 05:20 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Minuteman at January 26, 2018 05:12 PM (aRXNK)
I always felt sorry for Pia Zadora. The whole world knew she had a complete lack of talent, yet there she was, plugging away, doggedly determined to remind us of it. She was like that slightly wacky relative who thinks he or she can sing but can't.
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 05:20 PM (raGQi)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2018 05:21 PM (3sFuV)
Posted by: dw at January 26, 2018 05:21 PM (stPAM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 05:21 PM (kaLsp)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 26, 2018 05:20 PM (r9UYA)
The Mooch/BMI standards say the personification of perfect male form is around 5'5" and 120 pounds. Starving North Korean peasant is the ideal.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 26, 2018 05:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:16 PM (2sCft)
Vodka has no carbs.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 26, 2018 05:16 PM (Zz0t1)
I'll try the Bombay Sapphire Gin Diet. Might work.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:21 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: PugBot Mahon at January 26, 2018 05:21 PM (xPJvm)
8 Below is a mixed bag. Certainly there are parts that really yank the heart strings, but overall it is an uplifting story. Canine packs are loyal to a fault.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2018 04:49 PM (W6iva)
That movie. Omg. I went thru half a box of kleenex. I would have been fine except...true story! So I was a mess. But it is a really good movie. Especially if you need a good cry.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 26, 2018 05:22 PM (qz18B)
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 05:20 PM (raGQi)
Like 80% of the people who audition for American Idol?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 26, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2018 05:20 PM (gbWkA)
Untamed Heart.
Both Christian Slater and Marisa Tomei are beautiful losers in that.
Gah, I love that movie.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With drink holders. Hopping all around. at January 26, 2018 05:22 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Minuteman at January 26, 2018 05:12 PM (aRXNK)
I always felt sorry for Pia Zadora. The whole world knew she had a complete lack of talent, yet there she was, plugging away, doggedly determined to remind us of it. She was like that slightly wacky relative who thinks he or she can sing but can't.
Posted by: troyriser at January 26, 2018 05:20 PM (raGQi)
If you lived in LA from the early/mid 80s through the 90s, you will surely remember a series of billboards all over the Strip and elsewhere "Angelyne Rocks"with the manager's telephone #.
Now THAT was pitiful.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 05:22 PM (mbhDw)
The ink just dried on a sub-par contract. Whores don't receive full scale until they put out for at least a year.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 26, 2018 05:22 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 26, 2018 05:23 PM (toi7g)
My husband haz a sad because he thinks losing weight will reduce the
size of the marital boobies. I'm just hoping to reduce the shelf they
sit on currently.
used to read Mad Magazine, didn't he? I remember a bit in there once about dieting, one section of which had a before and after panel of a woman dieting to lose weight, who loses it all from her boobies.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 26, 2018 05:23 PM (2//jc)
Yes! Ethanol is not a carb. Added sugar is a carb, so schnapps and Kahlua and such have plenty. But vodka, scotch, Everclear, etc. do not.
Posted by: Chris M at January 26, 2018 05:23 PM (eAZVt)
I believe it was her second husband who told her she was good.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 05:24 PM (cdYPW)
Any contestant on "Let's Make a Deal."
As Carlin said, "you gotta be a little bit dingie to be 43 years old, standing up there on TV dressed like a radish."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 05:24 PM (mbhDw)
Yes! Ethanol is not a carb. Added sugar is a carb, so schnapps and Kahlua and such have plenty. But vodka, scotch, Everclear, etc. do not.
Posted by: Chris M at January 26, 2018 05:23 PM (eAZVt)
This doesn't mean, however, that ethanol does not have calories.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 26, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)
Judicial Watch January 26, 2018
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 26, 2018 05:24 PM (y3aQB)
If you lived in LA from the early/mid 80s through the 90s, you will surely remember a series of billboards all over the Strip and elsewhere "Angelyne Rocks"with the manager's telephone #.
Now THAT was pitiful.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
What was really pitiful was when they moved those billboards to Vegas.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2018 05:24 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 05:21 PM (kaLsp)
I prefer the Horizontal Wii Girl.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:24 PM (2sCft)
Meh, I wouldn't mind losing fat from the boobehs much at all.
Now, if the butt went flat, I'd need therapy then.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 26, 2018 05:24 PM (8O3HH)
Watched this movie where midwestern farm girl leaves home to find her way. Kills beloved local community leader in about first 15 minutes. Proceeds on journey assembling band of liars, ruffians, and ne er do wells that gets major city to take them in a royalty. They go off and kill second beloved sister of community leader claiming some type of Che revolution. She returns home as innocent girl never punished for her murderous ways.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2018 05:25 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: dw at January 26, 2018 05:21 PM (stPAM)
Name them and shame them. It's a start. Go after their "professors" next.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 26, 2018 05:25 PM (ujg0T)
So, I can at least be consistent when I agree wholeheartedly with Donald Trump that, yeah, let's get libel proceedings against news outlets that lie about him, his family, and his policies.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 26, 2018 05:26 PM (6FqZa)
Both Christian Slater and Marisa Tomei are beautiful losers in that.
Gah, I love that movie.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With drink holders. Hopping all around. at January 26, 2018 05:22 PM (dEQP3)
I've never even heard of that movie and I love both Slater and Tomei. Thanks for the recommendation AtC.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:26 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 26, 2018 05:26 PM (qz18B)
Heck no. That and the bottle of wine a day are why I'm fat.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:17 PM (2sCft)
600 calories per bottle of wine, from a quick estimate. For a male of about six foot around 200#, a caloric intake of around 3,000 calories would be about 'maintenance level'. Neither gain nor lose.
Something else you're enjoying the wine with is probably the bigger problem. All the good things like cheese, and crackers, and all other versions of food.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 26, 2018 05:27 PM (2FqvZ)
https://youtu.be/Y1cTQYI-i5A
But I have watched all of Hausu
https://youtu.be/WQ_Yo06kIIA
There are still three Japanese Dracula movies I should try and find from the 1970s.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 26, 2018 05:27 PM (kaLsp)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 26, 2018 05:23 PM (toi7g)
His girl friend is the beautiful loser.
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2018 05:27 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Tuna at January 26, 2018 05:27 PM (jm1YL)
As Carlin said, "you gotta be a little bit dingie to be 43 years old, standing up there on TV dressed like a radish."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Dennis Miller: I was watching Let's Make a Deal", Monty stumped the audience by offering $50 to anyone who could muster up any self-respect. Came up snake eyes on that roll.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2018 05:27 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2018 05:25 PM (BtQd4)
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Well. That sounds like a real pick-me-up.
Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2018 05:27 PM (kNasr)
Now THAT was pitiful.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 05:22 PM (mbhDw)
Day After Tomorrow had a joke about that - forward to 2:03 or so:
https://youtu.be/dkErNkX2HKM
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With drink holders. Hopping all around. at January 26, 2018 05:28 PM (dEQP3)
You thought Trump should be prosecuted?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 05:28 PM (cdYPW)
If you lived in LA from the early/mid 80s through the 90s, you will surely remember a series of billboards all over the Strip and elsewhere "Angelyne Rocks"with the manager's telephone #.
Now THAT was pitiful.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
What was really pitiful was when they moved those billboards to Vegas.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 26, 2018 05:24 PM (HScFq)
and then Reno?
Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 26, 2018 05:28 PM (NgKpN)
Our brilliant betters at GOPe have squandered another media moment.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 26, 2018 05:28 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2018 05:28 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2018 05:28 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 26, 2018 05:28 PM (3sFuV)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2018 05:09
From what I've read here recently it was Kitty Dukakis. No idea about the truth of that.
Posted by: Farmer at January 26, 2018 05:29 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: ss at January 26, 2018 05:29 PM (iU+1A)
That was me during that GOD DAMNED FUTURAMA EPISODE WITH THE DOG. Fuck you, Matt Groening.
(Great writing though.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 26, 2018 05:29 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 26, 2018 05:26 PM (qz18B)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Posted by: Jeff Sessionzzzzz at January 26, 2018 05:30 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: PugBot Mahon at January 26, 2018 05:30 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2018 05:09
From what I've read here recently it was Kitty Dukakis. No idea about the truth of that.
Posted by: Farmer at January 26, 2018 05:29 PM (yJ1e6)
The Dukakis house used to serve alcohol patches as after-dinner mints for Kitty.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2018 05:30 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol
Trump didn't argue in bad faith. He was presented with evidence sufficient and proclaimed he was satisfied.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 26, 2018 05:30 PM (6FqZa)
I think beautiful loser movies are a Tim Burton specialty .
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 05:30 PM (cdYPW)
Now THAT was pitiful.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 05:22 PM (mbhDw)
Angelyne has been identified.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/angelyne-la-billboard-diva-30-years-1025678
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 26, 2018 05:31 PM (ujg0T)
(Great writing though.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 26, 2018 05:29 PM (6FqZa)
That tore me up. Bad.
Posted by: PugBot Mahon at January 26, 2018 05:31 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 05:26 PM (2sCft)
You are welcome. Be warned, it has a, hmm, how to put this that is non-spoilery, a very very sad happy ending.
Rosie Perez steals every scene she's in and she deserves to.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With drink holders. Hopping all around. at January 26, 2018 05:31 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 26, 2018 05:28 PM
Ed Wood occurred to me in this context too. But, I thought that because he finds true love and gets married equals a tangible win at the end. Destiny and that sort of thing. Dunno?
Posted by: otho at January 26, 2018 05:31 PM (qGuLD)
Our brilliant betters at GOPe have squandered another media moment.
Posted by: Under Fire
Because they are involved in it up to their necks.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 05:31 PM (aNSOb)
If you lived in LA from the early/mid 80s through the 90s, you will surely remember a series of billboards all over the Strip and elsewhere "Angelyne Rocks"with the manager's telephone #. Now THAT was pitiful. Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I still see her driving around town occasionally in her stupid pink Corvette. She's lookin rough.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 26, 2018 05:31 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: PugBot Mahon at January 26, 2018 05:30 PM (xPJvm)
That movie was just sad. A chaotic symphony of self-delusion and self-destruction. Bill Macy's character finally getting fed up with getting cuckolded was the sharp break in the film. Hell of a scene.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 26, 2018 05:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hands at January 26, 2018 05:32 PM (EzdLW)
Okay then . I just do not remember that conclusive statement by Trump.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 26, 2018 05:32 PM (cdYPW)
The movie American Beauty has two beautiful losers- Kevin spacey and the plastic bag kid. This obnoxious movie romanticizes juvenile behavior, navel gazing and nihilism. I think that sums up the beautiful loser mentality. So pretty much the majority of movies after 1965.
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at January 26, 2018 05:32 PM (4YHTV)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2018 05:34 PM (aNSOb)
Any contestant on "Let's Make a Deal."
As Carlin said, "you gotta be a little bit dingie to be 43 years old, standing up there on TV dressed like a radish."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2018 05:24 PM (mbhDw)
That reminds me of the show in the late 50s and 60s called Queen for a Day. Losers. Every one.
Posted by: Soona at January 26, 2018 05:34 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 26, 2018 05:30 PM (6FqZa)
Pretty much nobody who was demanding proof was arguing that case in bad faith. And Trump ended up being satisfied with what was one more pathetic photoshop. Never in my life have I heard of anyone accepting a jpeg or a xerox as "proof" of any document. Sheriff Joe and his posse did a serious analysis of that last bullshit jpeg Barky squeezed out and gave a very detailed report about which areas were doctored and how they knew.
But that was all moot, anyway. The birth certificate was never that important. Barky's dad was an alien and that made him NOT natural born. End of story.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2018 05:35 PM (8gDQu)
(Great writing though.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 26, 2018 05:29 PM (6FqZa)
Yea, when a movie is killing me I'll think...it's just a movie. Then I find out 'true story' and the water works go full blast. That happened with the dog movie and the movie North Face. Didn't know either were true until the end. The movie North Face, man, it still shakes me.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 26, 2018 05:35 PM (qz18B)
Get woke, go broke
Or
Roll left and die
Posted by: RoyalOil at January 26, 2018 04:09 PM (xww/W)
Embrace the beauty of And.
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 26, 2018 05:35 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 26, 2018 05:38 PM (4RLKt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2018 05:39 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Downcast at January 26, 2018 05:42 PM (PCKEG)
Posted by: Downcast at January 26, 2018 05:45 PM (PCKEG)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 26, 2018 05:17 PM (NWiLs)
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I don't like movies where I am asked to root against my species (non-infected, non-android, homo sapiens sapiens).
Now in the movie version of TGWATG I was on the side of the scientist, who needed brain matter to find the cure. I read that in the novel she was nowhere near finding a cure, so her feverish experiments were more sadistic.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 26, 2018 05:49 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 26, 2018 05:35 PM (8gDQu)
But his commie mommy was.
As much as I loathe the Obamunist.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 26, 2018 05:51 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: The Drizzle at January 26, 2018 06:33 PM (nzSKK)
ineffectually, that he might have to "open libel laws" for
reexamination.
First question, of course, is whether that's really something to fear. Imposition of responsibility for things you say doesn't really sound so awesomely horrible to me, buy YMMV.
Second question is how the law of defamation could be "re-examined". Turns out the "public figure" doctrine isn't found in the Constitution - not a breath of it. It lies in a Supreme Court decision, New York Times Co. v. Sullivan, 376 U.S. 254 (1964).
Therefore, "re-examination" would consist of taking a case of defamation against a "public figure" to the Supreme Court, and ask the Court to overrule the precedent. That's it - not really so much to it; chances are a conservative court might take the case and take a fresh look at the societal value of a Press that's free to lie about public figures.
Posted by: one-eyed cat peepin' in the seafood store at January 26, 2018 06:38 PM (/sTHK)
Old Yeller & Marley & Me.
Had to bury too many companions. Not going to watch it on screen.
buried mine last week. been shitty coming home to an empty bark.
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 26, 2018 06:45 PM (9hHff)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 26, 2018 06:46 PM (9hHff)
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at January 26, 2018 06:56 PM (4YHTV)
#GamerGate not so stupid after all?
Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at January 26, 2018 07:56 PM (3WAA4)
Posted by: Muns at January 26, 2018 09:37 PM (0F8cD)
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 26, 2018 04:42 PM (2sCft)
I read that, but I preferred Catcher in the Wry. Bob Eucher, recounting his storied history in the Major Leagues. With several photos of him being obliterated at home plate.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 26, 2018 04:46 PM (7UW64)
I most strongly prefer "Catch Her in the Rear" - a sturdy outing from Marilyn Chambers (mid seventies?).
Posted by: In Like Larry Flynt at January 26, 2018 09:47 PM (DKzdS)
Posted by: In Like Larry Flynt at January 26, 2018 09:53 PM (DKzdS)
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