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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (1/27/18 )
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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. Billy Graham
Dancing? How about women jumping out of cakes? The history behind this practice.
No one threw a dinner party like the Ancient Romans did, and they may have been the first to seriously combine food and entertainment; that is, the food often was also the entertainment. Wealthy banquet-throwers tried to outdo one another with exotic dishes, serving up peacocks, ostriches, dormice, and rare songbirds. Stuffing one animal inside another was a particular delight, so that a guest might carve into the belly of a cow to find an entire roasted pig inside. Inside the pig? A lamb, a rabbit, a chicken, and a mouse. (Today this practice is still alive in this rather curious dish that starts with a camel and works on down.)
Personally I would rather see a blueberry pie used instead of a cake.
A new report issued last week by the National Academies of Sciences, Getting to Zero Alcohol-Impaired Driving Fatalities: A Comprehensive Approach to a Persistent Problem, urges a host of draconian measures in an effort to eliminate every alcohol-related driving death in the United States. The NAS report suggests that policy approaches expand dramatically from their present focus, preventing drunk driving, "to also encompass reducing drinking to the point of impairment"—the latter, in other words, targeting all drunkenness.
Students hold 'bleed-in' to demand free menstrual products. University of Florida students walked around campus Tuesday with fake menstrual blood on their pants to protest the lack of free feminine hygiene products on campus. On January 15, a student government committee rejected a proposal to provide free menstrual products to female students through the mandatory Activity and Service Fee, expressing concerns about applying mandatory fees paid by all students towards “funding that would only benefit the female half of the UF student body.”
We've all heard of the Crazy Cat Lady. Is it her fault?
You don’t like cats because you’re allergic to cats,” said my nephew, a physician who is really named Dr. Phil. “Your allergy may alter your perception of cats.” This is known. I’d rather sit in the lap of Saul Alinsky for bedtime stories than approach a cat, and Saul is dead. But the crazy cat ladies? They’re crawling with cats. They come in contact with cat feces. This, too, is known. According to Scientific American, The Atlantic and other neutral sources, the parasite causes toxoplasmosis, which has been linked to rage, schizophrenia and impulsivity. Is there anything more impulsive than cat ladies on a Twitter rampage? According to The Atlantic, when handled with proper care, cats can be safe.
Moar cat news. Grumpy Cat is now one rich pussy.
The complaint is very well drafted. Grumpy Cat has excellent lawyers. But even they were unable to resist writing “three (3),” a thing that lawyers persist in doing for some inexplicable reason. Also, the phrase is “tongue-in-cheek,” not “tongue-and-cheek.”1 But these are very minor issues in what is overall a very good example of the genre. For example, they didn’t write, “Grumpy Cat Limited (hereinafter, ‘Grumpy Cat’,” for example, and that alone puts this in like the 95th percentile, in my opinion. Anyway, the jury reportedly awarded Cat $710,000 for infringement, and a nominal award of $1 for breach of contract.
January 27, 1919, Born on this day, David Seville, The Chipmunks who had the 1958 US No.1 single 'The Chipmunk Song', and the 1959 UK No.11 single 'Ragtime Cowboy Joe'. Seville died on 16th January 1972. via thisdayinmusic.com
January 27, 1998, James Brown was charged with possession of marijuana and unlawful use of a firearm after police were called to his South Carolina home. Brown later clamed the drugs were used to help his 'eyesight.' via thisdayinmusic.com
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 09:53 PM (Ckg4U)
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Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 09:58 PM (Ckg4U)
Call me willow.
Good evening, rons, ettes, lurkers, and trolls.
Got to put off perusing the content for a bit... in the middle of N by NW. Fun flick.
BBL - prolly
Posted by: mindful webworker - star of web, and, uh, well, that's about it, at January 27, 2018 09:58 PM (NU2/k)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 09:58 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 09:59 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 09:59 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 09:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: God Empress Eris - The Spice Must Flow! at January 27, 2018 09:59 PM (qJtVm)
If we call you "willow" and we call willow something else? That's gonna get rather fuckin' confusing.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 09:59 PM (Ckg4U)
June 21st, 1944: The Maquis launch an intense barrage of strongly-worded tweets at a German position near Avranches, severely mauling the 29th Panzergrenadier Division.
#RESIST
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 27, 2018 10:00 PM (1ouh3)
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:00 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:00 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:01 PM (Ckg4U)
Now I want to go back in time and punch my childhood self in the dick.
Worst. Thing. Ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 27, 2018 10:01 PM (bNbo2)
Posted by: SMOD at January 27, 2018 09:54 PM (e8kgV)
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It's a shame he died and all, but I don't think we should lose sight of the fact that Beetle Bailey was one unfunny comic strip.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 27, 2018 10:01 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 10:01 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Willow
Tolkien was mooting a sequel to LotR called "A New Shadow" and even wrote up a chapter or two, explaining exactly that Evil Never Dies.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 10:01 PM (6FqZa)
How about you?
Posted by: ALH at January 27, 2018 10:01 PM (jYupF)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Also something Stefan Molyneaux pointed out: dogs have loyalty, if you die with a dog in the house, it will have to be on the brink of starvation before it eats you. A cat is just waiting around for your heart to stop so it can tuck in.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 27, 2018 10:02 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 09:59 PM (kNasr)
* furtively scratches TIEM MASHEEN off the birthday list *
Posted by: hogmartin at January 27, 2018 10:02 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 10:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:03 PM (Ckg4U)
University of Florida students walked around campus Tuesday with fake menstrual blood on their pants to protest the lack of free feminine hygiene products on campus.
And people say WE'RE gross.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:03 PM (ycWCI)
September 12th, 1944: Dutch resistance forces deploy a cis-denormative genderfluid antifascist interpretive clog dance in Rotterdam, routing over 2,500 battle-hardened paratroopers of the SS Fallschirmjager Divsion.
#RESIST
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 27, 2018 10:03 PM (1ouh3)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 10:01 PM (6FqZa)
Yup, the eternal struggle against evil. The Hildebeest and the JEF being prime examples.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 27, 2018 10:03 PM (bNbo2)
Now I want to go back in time and punch my childhood self in the dick.
Worst. Thing. Ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 27, 2018 10:01 PM (bNbo2
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Pug, my little brother used to play that record over and over. I t drove me nuts until one day I cracked and hid it under the dining room rug. My parents didn't find it until we moved.
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 10:04 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: grammie winger is hanging on till Spring Training, at January 27, 2018 10:04 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Hulk Tits at January 27, 2018 10:04 PM (Vl5bQ)
Some morning they will give a test bite.
Posted by: fluffy at January 27, 2018 10:04 PM (cHbmY)
Now I want to go back in time and punch my childhood self in the dick.
Worst. Thing. Ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Yeah. Now that guy that sang *Witch Doctor*, now he had talent!!
Posted by: George at January 27, 2018 10:04 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:03 PM (Ckg4U)
We can dance if we want to.
Posted by: Men Without Hats at January 27, 2018 10:04 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: bluebell at January
you realize that if you go to hell it will be where all they do is play that record over and over.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:05 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: grammie winger is hanging on till Spring Training, at January 27, 2018 10:05 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 27, 2018 10:05 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 10:05 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2018 10:06 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: grammie winger is hanging on till Spring Training, at January 27, 2018 10:06 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:05 PM (MTjB1)
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That is one of many reasons I'm trying hard to avoid the place. That, and the fact that they have Yankees baseball on an endless loop.
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 10:06 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2018 10:06 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:07 PM (9SkN+)
I find it fascinating that at the same time more and more localities are pushing legalization of pot, they also still continue with the war on alcohol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Part of the war on normalcy. Alcohol is more of a "normal" drug. It doesn't have a huge countercultural superstructure built up around it like pot.
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2018 10:07 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 10:01 PM (kNasr)
H8er
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 27, 2018 10:07 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: bluebell at January
you have been misinformed about the yankees, it is red sox.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:07 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: The Wicked Witch at January 27, 2018 10:08 PM (Vl5bQ)
-Posted by: grammie winger is hanging on till Spring Training, at January 27, 2018 10:06 PM (lwiT4)
Not since the Cubs beat the Indians, but we can negotiate.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:08 PM (Ckg4U)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/957349376992608256
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/957350644515590144
Posted by: kbdabear at January 27, 2018 10:08 PM (eh0Va)
Do they sell Camel in the Winn-Dixie?
Posted by: ALH at January 27, 2018 10:08 PM (jYupF)
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Make sure to follow the link in this story to the previous story that triggered it.
Cats have a way of smirking at dogs, triggering them, if you will. And some dogs just can't find a safe space when they're driven to madness by smirking cats.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists
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Heh.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 27, 2018 10:08 PM (FUu/Z)
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I'm not gross. I'm eccentric.
Posted by: grammie winger is hanging on till Spring Training, at January 27, 2018 10:05 PM (lwiT4)
I am not merely gross. I am repellent, an offense to decency and aesthetics, a shambling, obscene abomination against nature that causes grown men to look away and retch, and women to flee screaming, clawing their own faces bloody in horror.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: grammie winger is hanging on till Spring Training, at January 27, 2018 10:09 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: God Empress Eris - The Spice Must Flow! at January 27, 2018 10:09 PM (qJtVm)
And I have not smoked a cigarette in 6 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:09 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at January 27, 2018 10:09 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:10 PM (ycWCI)
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:07 PM (9SkN+)
I'm just taking a stab here, but "Freeloading Idiots" sounds like an impetus.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:10 PM (Ckg4U)
How hard is it to avoid hell? should not really be that difficult.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:10 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Hands
It's modern day Soma. It makes people content to sit on their mom's couch watching cartoons with no opportunities. And it kills T levels.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 27, 2018 10:10 PM (HScFq)
sitting between his dad who was driving the station wagon and me in the front seat, at night, sucking on a red tootsie pop so his mouth was a red mess in the light of the dash and radio
that chipmunk song came on, and he started singing along, puckering his mouth, oooo wha ooooo wha ooooo wha ooooo
our eyes met over his head and we laughed with joy
Posted by: booknlass at January 27, 2018 10:10 PM (c2m/9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 10:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:10 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: God Empress Eris - The Spice Must Flow! at January 27, 2018 10:09 PM (qJtVm)
Nice bridesmaids outfits
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:10 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
February 16th, 1943: Filipino guerrillas initiate a long-term campaign of strategic repetitiveness highlighting allegations of contact between Japanese Prime Minister Hideki Tojo and unnamed Tsarist functionaries during the Russo-Japanese War. The eventual explosion of the highly-pressurized innuendo on August 9th, 1945 levels the city of Nagasaki.
#RESIST
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 27, 2018 10:11 PM (1ouh3)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:09 PM (NWiLs)
So you're actually Michael Moore?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 27, 2018 10:11 PM (bNbo2)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January
well, if that is true you should circle back to the same women a day or two later. once they have disfigured themselves in that way they should be easier picking.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:12 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 27, 2018 10:11 PM (bNbo2)
I was going to go with Chelsea Manning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:12 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:10 PM (MTjB1)
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I have no idea, but I don't want to let myself be lulled into a false sense of security. After all, I see snippets of enough Yankees games accidentally not to want to have to see them on an endless loop.
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 10:12 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:12 PM (MTjB1)
Good point. Once they've clawed their eyes out appearance is much less of an issue.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Johnny Cochran at January 27, 2018 10:13 PM (Vl5bQ)
I'm not gross. I'm eccentric.
Posted by: grammie winger is hanging on till Spring Training
You are egg shaped?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 27, 2018 10:13 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 10:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
I actually had that Chipmunks Christmas double LP. First time I had ever heard of United Artists Records.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:14 PM (eMKNe)
I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 27, 2018 10:14 PM (IqV8l)
Don't worry. We intersperse clips of Yoko Ono to break up the monotony.
Posted by: Beelzebub at January 27, 2018 10:14 PM (9SkN+)
https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/26/entertainment/reba-mcentire-colonel-sanders-kfc/index.html
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:14 PM (eMKNe)
He was free to wander and shake hands, unlike conservatives at any 'Antifa' rally.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:14 PM (Ckg4U)
August 22nd, 1943: The Belgian underground marches through Brussels in waffle hats, sinking the battlecruiser Gneisenau.
#RESIST
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 27, 2018 10:14 PM (1ouh3)
Posted by: Johnny Cochran at January
free range tits.
keeping them constricted with wire and elastic in the dark not even able to turn around. women are cruel.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:14 PM (MTjB1)
Or, really, any tits at all.
Married, you know.
Posted by: RI Red - baboon prison break dancer at January 27, 2018 10:15 PM (95rzQ)
Posted by: Beelzebub at January 27, 2018 10:14 PM (9SkN+)
Yoko Ono singing Tiptoe through the Tulips.
Forever.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:15 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 27, 2018 10:15 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:15 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable
I have seen the future and it's a pair of Birkenstocks stomping on a human face forever.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 27, 2018 10:16 PM (HScFq)
It helps relieve depression, because when you *stop* showing the person the Yoko photos, people automatically feel better. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:16 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 27, 2018 10:15 PM (DMUuz)
How many hordes
Would a blogger hoard if a blogger could hoard hordes?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:16 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 10:01 PM (kNasr)
I dunno. Mandi made with camel was pretty good. So was goat.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 27, 2018 10:16 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Beelzebub at January 27, 2018 10:14 PM (9SkN+)
Yoko Ono singing Tiptoe through the Tulips.
Forever.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:15 PM (ycWCI)
How could you tell? It would all "AAAAIIEEEEERARRAIEEE OWEEEEOWOWOW" with no discernable melody or intelligible words.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:16 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Buddah at January 27, 2018 10:17 PM (Vl5bQ)
Cause Sally is a horse, of course!
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:17 PM (NWiLs)
January 15th, 1942: In a forest near Kiev, Russian partisans... AIEEEEEEE!!!
THE RUSSIANS!!!! THE RUSSIANS!!!
#RESIST
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 27, 2018 10:17 PM (1ouh3)
A few nights ago, I had a dream about a woman I haven't seen in a long, LONG time. I'm talking since about 1987.
Made me realize I missed her more than I thought.
I've also noticed these dreams have a usual format: I stumble across them by accident, they hold out a little hope that I can see them again later, and then when I try to find them, I can't.
This latest one took place in a mall, strangely enough.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:18 PM (eMKNe)
Would a blogger hoard if a blogger could hoard hordes?"
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:16 PM (9SkN+)
I'd approximate that number at around ten thousand.
...just spitballin' here.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:18 PM (Ckg4U)
And that was a wedding reception. Holy cow.
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 10:18 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 27, 2018 10:19 PM (88cFV)
Yeah, I know it's allowed. I just don't like it. My headspace is a shitty place to be, especially right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
And that was a wedding reception. Holy cow.
Posted by: bluebell at January
nothing worse than a wedding reception, except a wedding reception where you are in the wedding party.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:19 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
Because the disc jockey would cut in between each 20 min 'extended jam live version' to remind you.
The disc jockey? Kathy Griffin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:19 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:20 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 10:18 PM (kNasr)
You could literally hear the sound of the tortured spandex.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:20 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:20 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 27, 2018 10:20 PM (Vl5bQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:20 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 10:18 PM (kNasr)
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That chair is going to have PTSD.
Posted by: God Empress Eris - The Spice Must Flow! at January 27, 2018 10:21 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:20 PM (eMKNe)
Think it was David.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:21 PM (ycWCI)
guess you have to specify woman these days.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:21 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:00 PM (5gaNQ)
It's not that one prays for a good game, but that one hits a shot and prays that it flies straight and true instead of off into the rough or into the water hazard.
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 27, 2018 10:21 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:20 PM (9SkN+)
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And tortured is the word. Good grief, if that stuff ever gave way . . .
*shudder*
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 10:21 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:22 PM (Ckg4U)
Janet Reno gets a bad rap, but wasn't Waco a situation where there were no good guys? Wasn't Koresh molesting kids at his religious compound?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:22 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 27, 2018 10:22 PM (R5lpX)
I have seen the future and it's a pair of Birkenstocks stomping on a human face forever.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
Bring back the Earth Shoe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 27, 2018 10:22 PM (IqV8l)
This latest one took place in a mall, strangely enough.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:18 PM (eMKNe)
I have very similar dreams. Quite frequently in fact. I never see the person again, or I never get to the place that holds promise, or the good thing that's supposed to happen never does. Then I get to wake up and live it.
What's actually worse for me, strange as it sounds, are dreams where everything is great. I've found love, or my life is back on track. Then I wake up and it's gone. That puts me in a pretty dark place.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 10:18 PM (kNasr)
The chair covers were a good idea. Because now they won't have to throw away the entire chair.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:23 PM (9SkN+)
It is a "display".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:21 PM (Ckg4U)
Which one could argue is what solo dance is in the first place. At least the vagina grinding is entertaining. Remember that display of the three androgynous things doing the weird interpretive dance a couple weeks ago?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:23 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:23 PM (eMKNe)
Wasn't Koresh molesting kids at his religious compound?
Posted by: qdpsteve
Just like at the McMartin pre school.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 27, 2018 10:23 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 10:24 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 27, 2018 10:22 PM (IqV8l)
The negative heel would make the stomping a little easier for the stompee.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:24 PM (ycWCI)
Have a take and don't suck.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:20 PM (Ckg4U)
I have no idea what that means.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:24 PM (NWiLs)
-Posted by: Traveling Man at January 27, 2018 10:22 PM (R5lpX)
[ i ]word[/ i ]
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:24 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:24 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:22 PM (Ckg4U)
Heh. Aggressively grinding your package on the corner of the casket beats that shit any day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:24 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:20 PM (9SkN+)
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And tortured is the word. Good grief, if that stuff ever gave way . . .
*shudder*
Posted by: bluebell
It's giving way! This is an evac order too all in the flood zone!
Posted by: Army Corps. of Engineers at January 27, 2018 10:25 PM (HScFq)
On January 15, a student government committee rejected a proposal to provide free menstrual products to female students through the mandatory Activity and Service Fee, expressing concerns about applying mandatory fees paid by all students towards "funding that would only benefit the female half of the UF student body."
Bwahahahaha. Equality's a bitch.
Col. Schlichter, new rules, etc.
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2018 10:25 PM (EzdLW)
-Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:24 PM (NWiLs)
Neither do I because beer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:25 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:25 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: God Empress Eris - The Spice Must Flow! at January 27, 2018 10:21 PM (qJtVm)
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How would you like to be the next group that uses that room? Everything in there would still be quivering with fright.
And the thing is, all those people seemed to have no problem just jumping right in there. It's like they do that all the time. I'll never complain about a boring wedding again.
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 10:25 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2018 10:25 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:23 PM (ycWCI)
Actually, I'd forgotten all about it until just now. Thanks so much for reminding me. Dick.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)
Probably not a coincidence that the net was just getting started as an alternative news source, via USENET and other tools.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:25 PM (eMKNe)
Have a take and don't suck.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:20 PM (Ckg4U)
I have no idea what that means.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:24 PM (NWiLs)
You're lucky. He is stealing the catchphrase of the ultra tedious and annoying Jim Rome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:25 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Farmer at January 27, 2018 10:26 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: the bar stool at January 27, 2018 10:26 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:26 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:22 PM (Ckg4U)
Heh. Aggressively grinding your package on the corner of the casket beats that shit any day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:24 PM (9SkN+)
The hell you talking about? Sick bastards! Wanna see my new 7 iron?
Posted by: Leland Palmer at January 27, 2018 10:26 PM (bNbo2)
Posted by: TickledPink at January 27, 2018 10:26 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:26 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:23 PM (9SkN+)
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It's like they've seen it before.
Egads.
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 10:27 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:27 PM (Ckg4U)
1:being unable to find a text the night before an exam (and never having gone to a lecture)
2: reliving a single moment when I made a stupid personal decision
3: Having a patient turn into a hairless horse.
Sorry you're going through bad times insomniac
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:27 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:25 PM (MTjB1)
IIRC there were multiple opportunities to grab him up off the street. Instead they had to have their spectacle.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:25 PM (ycWCI)
Huh. I don't know who that is either. Sounds like it's for the best anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:25 PM (NWiLs)
Hah. My apologies.
https://tinyurl.com/y7jbf9j7
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:29 PM (ycWCI)
-Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:25 PM (ycWCI)
Yeah... when I wanted to "rest my brain", I listened to that stuff.
I can only get that on the MLB network.
My shelters are shrinking.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:29 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 10:30 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January
doesn't that mean that when the hobo standing next to you passes the bottle to you you should only lightly touch the neck of the bottle to your lips, not deep throat the whole neck like obama going down on reggie?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:30 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:30 PM (Ckg4U)
1:being unable to find a text the night before an exam (and never having gone to a lecture)
2: reliving a single moment when I made a stupid personal decision
3: Having a patient turn into a hairless horse.
Sorry you're going through bad times insomniac
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:27 PM (5gaNQ)
I've had 1 and 2, but not 3. I relive all my bad decisions, regrettable moments and rotten memories at random intervals throughout my waking hours too. It's like having flashbacks.
I have bad days and not so bad days. Today's just a bad day.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ilsa at January 27, 2018 10:31 PM (Vl5bQ)
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:31 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:31 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Nobody in particular at January 27, 2018 10:32 PM (qzf8l)
Hah. My apologies.
https://tinyurl.com/y7jbf9j7
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:29 PM (ycWCI)
Enthusiastically accepted. Yowza.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:32 PM (NWiLs)
-Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:30 PM (MTjB1)
No. It means come hard with your opinion and when it doesn't work-out, be prepared to take the fastball in the ribs.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:32 PM (Ckg4U)
A) Remember, the molestation charges were from the people trying to make excuses for the fiasco, so take that into account, and more importantly....
B) so the answer to a potential charge of child molestation is to go in and murder all the children involved, to guarantee that they can never be molested again?
Because that's what the Fed's did.
Just to be clear, the McClennan County Sheriff, right from the start, told everyone who would listen that if any of the Fed's had EVER told him that they had a warrant out for Koresh, he could have arrested him easily whenever they wanted, since Koresh drove into town by himself a couple times a week to pick up supplies, and the Sheriff knew him and was well aware of the rather conspicuous '68 Camaro he always drove.
The Fed's WANTED a raid that would generate TV clips, and they took pains to make sure that local LEO knew nothing at all about what was going down until after they had already started the catastrophe.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2018 10:32 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: TickledPink at January 27, 2018 10:32 PM (TL2pK)
1:being unable to find a text the night before an exam (and never having gone to a lecture)
Hah! This is my only recurring dream. It's finals and I've blown off the class all year to the point where I'm not even sure where the classroom is.
There must be some deep meaning in there somewhere.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:32 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 27, 2018 10:32 PM (H5rtT)
https://tinyurl.com/y7jbf9j7
Posted by: Aetius451A
Those tits are calm. A little toooo calm.
*runs to get into super suit*
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2018 10:33 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:33 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:33 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: REV. AL SHARPTON at January 27, 2018 10:33 PM (66Sa/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:31 PM (eMKNe)
Ehhhh, sorta kinda. I still don't have a traditional full time job. I'm working on a contract basis with another lawyer. It may grow to full time but it's still wait and see.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:34 PM (NWiLs)
(I don't believe nobody else has not had a dream about a patient turning into a hairless horse)
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:34 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:34 PM (9SkN+)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)
I would like to get started doing legal video work. Videotaping depositions and the like. Not sure how to get started though.
I may have to go back to school, get a paralegal certification and a notary certification as well.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:35 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: TickledPink at January 27, 2018 10:32 PM (TL2pK)
Why do you ask?
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:35 PM (9SkN+)
-Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:34 PM (NWiLs)
Good deal, Brother. Small things build-up, amigo.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:35 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:35 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:36 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: TickledPink at January 27, 2018 10:36 PM (TL2pK)
THE ONT IS A CLAM?!?!?!
Posted by: REV. AL SHARPTO
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CLAM IS AN ANAGRAM OF CALM!!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHSLISBERGER at January 27, 2018 10:36 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:36 PM (eMKNe)
1:being unable to find a text the night before an exam (and never having gone to a lecture)
Hah! This is my only recurring dream. It's finals and I've blown off the class all year to the point where I'm not even sure where the classroom is.
There must be some deep meaning in there somewhere.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
I still have dreams where I'm back in high school, and can't remember my locker combination. And it stresses me out.
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2018 10:36 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:37 PM (MTjB1)
(I don't believe nobody else has not had a dream about a patient turning into a hairless horse)
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:34 PM (5gaNQ)
Yeah, I hate that. You're going about your bland routine business and BAM one of those memories hits you, making you relive the moment and feel every bit of the shame, humiliation, embarassment or whatever else was associated with it at the time. I usually end up sweating and punching things if nobody else is around.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: booknlass at January 27, 2018 10:37 PM (c2m/9)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, off her meds and proud of it! at January 27, 2018 10:38 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: BEN ROETHSLISBERGER at January 27, 2018 10:36 PM (HScFq)
And we have our first nominee of the night for the coveted Dead Horse Award
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:38 PM (9SkN+)
hi Tickled Pink
Posted by: booknlass at January
little rough on tp there
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: TickledPink at January 27, 2018 10:32 PM (TL2pK)
Hey TP. Have not seen you in a while.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:38 PM (ycWCI)
President Donald Trump honored International Holocaust Remembrance Day, which is Saturday, with a lengthy message in which he paid tribute, in part, to the the six million Jews who were murdered by the Nazis,
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at January 27, 2018 10:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Flying through the air is weird in dreams. There's no physics involved.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:39 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:39 PM (NWiLs)
Janet Reno gets a bad rap, but wasn't Waco a situation where there were no good guys? Wasn't Koresh molesting kids at his religious compound?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:22 PM (eMKNe)
++++
The government had an excellent solution. First, they cut electricity to the place. Then they said that because the compound's water pumps ran on electricity and were no longer functional, the facility lacked running water. Then they went in. By pumping in gas and setting it on fire and killing all those kids.
They did it for the children.
They could have took Koresh outside the facility. Though they lacked a search warrant, they did have an arrest warrant for Koresh. But, if they would have took him outside, they would have lost the opportunity for a free look around inside. So, they burned the place to the ground.
Janet Reno was a real piece of work.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 27, 2018 10:39 PM (pvjTE)
6-32-14
I can't remember what I ate yesterday, but 6-32-14.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 27, 2018 10:39 PM (0V2ki)
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:39 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:34 PM (NWiLs)
Still. Money Good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:40 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:22 PM (eMKNe)
Wasn't Janet Reno involved w/ Elian Gonzalez also?
Posted by: dDan at January 27, 2018 10:40 PM (hwYmz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:40 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2018 10:40 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:40 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: TickledPink at January 27, 2018 10:40 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Hands at January
your combination will not help you get out of your locker.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:41 PM (MTjB1)
"took" --> "taken"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2018 10:41 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
I am honored to receive this award. Oh, sorry. I thought you said Dead Hoser Award.
Posted by: Sir John A MacDonald at January 27, 2018 10:41 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2018 10:41 PM (bJ0w+)
I work half a shift before I realize that I forgot to clock in.
Or, I realize I should be at work, but have no idea of my schedule.
it's weird, because I left Walmart almost six years ago.
Also used to have dreams infiltrated by walkers, but those went away when I stopped watching the Walking Dead.
My brain is a weird, stupid place.
Posted by: Leland Palmer at January 27, 2018 10:42 PM (bNbo2)
President Donald Trump honored International Holocaust Remembrance Day, which is Saturday, with a lengthy message in which he paid tribute, in part, to the the six million Jews who were murdered by the Nazis,
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at January
well, that would make him a pretty lousy nazi as nazis go
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:42 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:34 PM (NWiLs)
Still. Money Good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:40 PM (ycWCI)
Money good. Penury bad. But I'm still living hand to mouth at best. I'd actually be OK if it wasn't for having to make these goddamn goatfucking child support payments every month.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2018 10:38 PM (9SkN+)<<<
John Kerry is dead?! And has an award?!
Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at January 27, 2018 10:43 PM (66Sa/)
https://tinyurl.com/y97ajtzr
Posted by: Country Singer at January 27, 2018 10:43 PM (yzxic)
*swearing* not sweating
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable
Yeah, sweating is gross
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2018 10:40 PM (EzdLW)
Fuck yeah it is.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dDan at January 27, 2018 10:40 PM (hwYmz)
Janet Reno was a shota-con?
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2018 10:43 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: MLK Jr at January 27, 2018 10:43 PM (Vl5bQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 10:43 PM (KP5rU)
Thank you.
I've given-up most of my pedantry.
Most Of.
There will still be bouts of that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:44 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Gwenyth P., star to the stars at January 27, 2018 10:44 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, In A Pike Chair, Beeep Beeep at January 27, 2018 10:44 PM (t3kPl)
Posted by: dDan at January 27, 2018 10:40 PM (hwYmz)
Janet Reno was a shota-con?
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2018 10:43 PM (itfg0)
Ew. But yes she was involved with that. She made her bones riding the Satanic Panic and railroading some poor kid with child molestation charges.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2018 10:32 PM (V2Yro)
All you stated is true. Koresh would actually hop from pawn shop to pawn shop, usually more than twice a week . Locals knew he was a loon. Back then, Waco was ran by deep blue shithole types.
Posted by: texcat at January 27, 2018 10:45 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:45 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 27, 2018 10:45 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:45 PM (Ckg4U)
Same as above, going to take finals and have never found the classroom during the semester.
No pants. And this was before I discovered the Horde.
One younger high school girl I've chased for mumblety years. Finally stopped running away but now I cannot find her.
Insomniac, I'm not sure you have it so bad.
Posted by: RI Red - baboon prison break dancer at January 27, 2018 10:45 PM (95rzQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 10:46 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at January 27, 2018 10:46 PM (bNbo2)
Posted by: chavez the Hugo
Boy, you shoulda seen my wedding night. The sex was incredible. I just wish she woulda let me in the room.
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at January 27, 2018 10:46 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 10:46 PM (KP5rU)
Power mad and evil, for certain.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 10:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2018 10:47 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:47 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:47 PM (5gaNQ)
Thank you.
I've given-up most of my pedantry.
Most Of.
There will still be bouts of that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:44 PM (Ckg4U)
Trying to keep the language semi-pure, yo. Grammar and syntax count.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2018 10:47 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:47 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: CN at January
reverse lady godiva syndrome?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:47 PM (MTjB1)
I've had. (luckily it doesn't recur very often) Maybe one of the worst parts is that when I'm in it, it feels normal and unexceptional, when it should be horrific.
I'm sitting somewhere, and something bothers me about my teeth, so I start taking them out, one by one, and set them all out in front of me. Then i try to put them back in, but they never fit right, and I get more and more frustrated as i try to get them all to fit right and they just won't.
The weirdest part of all is that I've learned that a lot of other people have had that dream, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2018 10:47 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2018 10:41 PM (YqDXo)
++++
Take this.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 27, 2018 10:47 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: TickledPink at January 27, 2018 10:48 PM (TL2pK)
No Weaver happened at the end of Bush I. The trial was at the start of Clinton's term.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 27, 2018 10:48 PM (0V2ki)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:48 PM (eMKNe)
It must be high time we close all those departments. Burn, scatter, salt, etc.
Wonder why Reason magazine thought that Marietta Ohio was the place to interview everyone on where they stood on this issue of the day?
Marietta is the only spot in Ohio ever visited by George Washington.
When the Whiskey Rebellion was put down, Washington did not want the rebels arrested and executed. He ordered that they be allowed to escape.
Into Ohio.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 27, 2018 10:48 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:48 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 27, 2018 10:47 PM (pvjTE)]/i]
English. She's a beautiful language, no? Let's show some respect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2018 10:49 PM (YqDXo)
No Weaver happened at the end of Bush I. The trial was at the start of Clinton's term.
Posted by: Chuck C at January
oops
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:49 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 10:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:49 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Sir John A MacDonald at January 27, 2018 10:41 PM
What am I, chopped poutine?
Posted by: John George Diefenbaker at January 27, 2018 10:49 PM (DMUuz)
about Gerard Manley Hopkins standing in awe of the grandeur of God in
his creation?
https://tinyurl.com/GodsGrandeur
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at January 27, 2018 09:53 PM (5qn42)
There you go, Zak, getting all condescending again. Once in a Prussian Blue Moon, I might appreciate some poetry, especially a good limerick, but I sure as fuck don't need it, and it's a goddam insult for you to say otherwise.
I seem to remember having Gerard Manley Hopkins inflicted upon me in high school, and thinking he sucked donkey dick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2018 10:49 PM (YA0uK)
The Urban Outdoorsman is in Indianapolis.
Posted by: Hands
That was the first thing I thought after seeing the Pacers sign.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 27, 2018 10:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 27, 2018 10:50 PM (3/sUh)
President Donald Trump honored International Holocaust Remembrance Day, which is Saturday, with a lengthy message in which he paid tribute, in part, to the the six million Jews who were murdered by the Nazis,
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane
He'S lying!!! He's the LIARINGIST LIAR TO EVER LIE!!!! WE'RE REAL NOOZZZZ!!!!!
Posted by: CNNMSNBC at January 27, 2018 10:51 PM (peJQi)
Waco happened when I was in college. The Feds' response was discussed in my religious-studies class. Scholars of Biblical Christianity begged the Clinton Administration and the agencies involved that this was their turf and that they could reason with Vernon / Koresh.
Maybe they could; maybe they couldn't. But the Branch Davidians were white and they were in semirural Texas and Think Of The Children, so Clinton and Reno figured fuck 'em.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 10:51 PM (6FqZa)
What I do get is bloody feet, from walking barefoot in broken glass in about 70% of dreams, regardless what else is going on. I'm stepping in broken glass, then I have to stand on one foot and pick the glass out and try to find a place to step so I can do the other foot, but I can't, and I can't do it sitting down, because everything is covered in broken glass. And I always have at least one foot planted in it while I work on the other. In almost every dream.
* sad little party kazoo sound *
Posted by: hogmartin at January 27, 2018 10:51 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 10:51 PM (KP5rU)
When the Whiskey Rebellion was put down, Washington did not want the rebels arrested and executed. He ordered that they be allowed to escape.
Into Ohio.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
---
Oddly enough, this explains a great deal.
Oh, hi TP.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2018 10:51 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 27, 2018 10:51 PM (rJUlF)
And I can't even find my f*cking locket, much less remember the combination.
Posted by: RI Red - baboon prison break dancer at January 27, 2018 10:51 PM (95rzQ)
Posted by: TickledPink at January 27, 2018 10:52 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)
Allen.
Posted by: texcat at January 27, 2018 10:52 PM (wf3RQ)
clean a medium-sized camel" is not going into The Deplorable Gourmet,
Volume Anything.
Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2018 10:01 PM (kNasr)
Will that be one hump, or two, my dear?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2018 10:52 PM (YA0uK)
-I am walking down a street (in the street) and somehow I know it is a college town.
-I am looking for my car. I find it, but it is stripped down to the sheet metal (no paint, just a steel frame, no wheels nothing.) With cardboard (I have a convertable) over the passenger compartment. I think I have been robbed "They even stole the paint!?!"
-I open the car door (cardboard still on), and the seats and everything on the inside are gone as well. I then think "Huh, must be an engineering school mock up."
- I then turn back up the street the way I came and notice my car sitting there.
-I am distracted by a guy driving a small pickup up the street into a ditch. He backs out of the ditch only to get run over by a UPS 18 wheeler. Complete with Wilhelm scream from the driver of the pickup and a very loud crunch. I am horrified.
-I pull out my cell phone to call 911. However, it is not my cell phone.
-I then walk up some stairs to a university building to get help.
-At the top of the stairs are some Stepford women (think watchtower) trying to get people to date their daughters.
-I then turn around to flee, but the stairs are out (wooden stairs, no workmen the stairs are just gone and there are tarps over lumber and such.)
-I walk the other way, away from the street in order to circle around back to my car.
-I cross the street and am at the top of a very large hill with stairs leading down to my car.
-I start down the stairs, then I notice they are in very poor repair. I stop. There is a woman behind me and she bump into me and grabs onto me. I hear a scream.
-I turn around (with the lady still attached) and notice the stairs have collapsed behind me. I look down and around 30 feet below I see a pile of coats, passports, etc and a dude pulling himself by his arms along the concrete floor.
-The woman is screaming in my ear now.
I wake up. I got up and was not scared per se, but more wondering "What the hell did I eat?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:53 PM (ycWCI)
@243....I figured....so proud to be a Hoosier right now. Lol
Posted by: TickledPink
Just a guess. There is what looks like a Pacers logo on the yellow sign in the background.
And Hoosiers seem to like aquamarine fire hydrants, too.
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2018 10:53 PM (EzdLW)
My mom said it was a warning that someone (not the dreamer) was gonna die
But this is the first I've heard of dreaming of taking your own teeth out.
Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 27, 2018 10:53 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:54 PM (5gaNQ)
The Young British Soldier When the 'arf-made recruity goes out to the East
'E acts like a babe an' 'e drinks like a beast,
An' 'e wonders because 'e is frequent deceased
Ere 'e's fit for to serve as a soldier.
Serve, serve, serve as a soldier,
Serve, serve, serve as a soldier,
Serve, serve, serve as a soldier,
So-oldier _of_ the Queen!
Now all you recruities what's drafted to-day,
You shut up your rag-box an' 'ark to my lay,
An' I'll sing you a soldier as far as I may:
A soldier what's fit for a soldier.
Fit, fit, fit for a soldier . . .
First mind you steer clear o' the grog-sellers' huts,
For they sell you Fixed Bay'nets that rots out your guts --
Ay, drink that 'ud eat the live steel from your butts --
An' it's bad for the young British soldier.
Bad, bad, bad for the soldier . . .
When the cholera comes -- as it will past a doubt --
Keep out of the wet and don't go on the shout,
For the sickness gets in as the liquor dies out,
A' it crumples the young British soldier.
Crum-, crum-, crumples the soldier . . .
But the worst o' your foes is the sun over'ead:
You must wear your 'elmet for all that is said:
If 'e finds you uncovered 'e'll knock you down dead,
An' you'll die like a fool of a soldier.
Fool, fool, fool of a soldier . . .
If you're cast for fatigue by a sergeant unkind,
Don't grouse like a woman nor crack on nor blind;
Be handy and civil, and then you will find
That it's beer for the young British soldier.
Beer, beer, beer for the soldier . . .
Now, if you must marry, take care she is old --
A troop-sergeant's widow's the nicest I'm told,
For beauty won't help if your rations is cold,
Nor love ain't enough for a soldier.
'Nough, 'nough, 'nough for a soldier . . .
If the wife should go wrong with a comrade, be loath
To shoot when you catch 'em -- you'll swing, on my oath! --
Make 'im take 'er and keep 'er: that's Hell for them both,
An' you're shut o' the curse of a soldier.
Curse, curse, curse of a soldier . . .
When first under fire an' you're wishful to duck,
Don't look nor take 'eed at the man that is struck,
Be thankful you're livin', and trust to your luck
And march to your front like a soldier.
Front, front, front like a soldier . . .
When 'arf of your bullets fly wide in the ditch,
Don't call your Martini a cross-eyed old bitch;
She's human as you are -- you treat her as sich,
An' she'll fight for the young British soldier.
Fight, fight, fight for the soldier . . .
When shakin' their bustles like ladies so fine,
The guns o' the enemy wheel into line,
Shoot low at the limbers an' don't mind the shine,
For noise never startles the soldier.
Start-, start-, startles the soldier . . .
If your officer's dead and the sergeants look white,
Remember it's ruin to run from a fight:
So take open order, lie down, and sit tight,
And wait for supports like a soldier.
Wait, wait, wait like a soldier . . .
When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier.
Go, go, go like a soldier,
Go, go, go like a soldier,
Go, go, go like a soldier,
So-oldier _of_ the Queen!
-- Rudyard Kipling
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 27, 2018 10:55 PM (8xiTL)
But the Branch Davidians were white and they were in semirural Texas and Think Of The Children, so Clinton and Reno figured fuck 'em.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Sort of the polar opposites of the MOVE group in Philadelphia.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 27, 2018 10:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:54 PM (5gaNQ)
Yeah it was, and the detail I could remember is why I wrote it down.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:56 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 27, 2018 10:57 PM (hMwEB)
-Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:53 PM (ycWCI)
Wow. You are now granted entry into my newly-formed "Weirdo Club".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 10:57 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:58 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 27, 2018 10:41 PM (YqDXo)
<<<
Took is my next project.
Posted by: Liam Neeson at January 27, 2018 10:58 PM (66Sa/)
suck on that!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 10:58 PM (KP5rU)
I sure hope Bob@NSA is taking good notes.
Posted by: RI Red - baboon prison break dancer at January 27, 2018 10:58 PM (95rzQ)
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 10:59 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Liam Neeson at January 27, 2018 10:58 PM (66Sa/)
Well, you do have that market cornered.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:59 PM (ycWCI)
David Lynch directs Aetius451AD's dreams
Posted by: Hands at January 27, 2018 10:59 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: CNNMSNBC at January 27, 2018 11:01 PM (peJQi)
Posted by: Sir John A MacDonald at January 27, 2018 10:41 PM
What am I, chopped poutine?
Posted by: John George Diefenbaker at January 27, 2018 10:49 PM (DMUuz)
Someday, I will take this prize, and keep it forever.
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at January 27, 2018 11:01 PM (Vb4BV)
suck on that!
Posted by: chavez the Hugo
Kinda like the Cliven Bundy clan or the mohammed video guy. Pick on oddballs to set a precedent for future action against the normies.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 27, 2018 11:01 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 27, 2018 10:43 PM (itfg0)
Had to look it up. Possible, but I'm not willing to do the research to find out.
Posted by: dDan at January 27, 2018 11:01 PM (hwYmz)
Posted by: take (verb, transitive) at January 27, 2018 11:02 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)
Allen.
Posted by: texcat at January
why?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 11:02 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 27, 2018 11:02 PM (H5rtT)
1) I'm supposed to start the next record, but the turntable is broken.
2) Realizing this, I turn on the microphone to cover with some snappy patter while I find a commerical on tape cartridge to play, hoping it will give me time to cue up a record on the other turntable.
3) The microphone is broken.
4) The machines that play the commercials are also broken. This is when the "hotline" starts lighting up. The boss is calling wondering what the hell is going on.
5) I reach for a record from the shelf, but there aren't any.
6) Desperately, I take the record off the broken turntable, flip it over, and start it on the other turntable...which also doesn't work. And the phone keeps ringing...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 27, 2018 11:02 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 11:02 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 27, 2018 11:02 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: RI Red - baboon prison break dancer at January 27, 2018 11:02 PM (95rzQ)
2. Love tits, and the female boobies they are attached to.
3. People forget that wearing spandex is a privilege not a right. This law needs to be enforced without mercy.
4. My interpretation of Interpretive dance: it sucks.
5. Put the fucking DREAMERS on a plane and ship them back to the countries their parents came from. And send their parents there too.
6. Put Hillary in jail.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 27, 2018 11:02 PM (+dh7Q)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:53 PM (ycWCI)
You should lay off the shrooms just before bed.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Fever-Tree Tonic Water
Nellie & Joe's Key West Lime Juice
What an awesome gin & tonic. I want this in an IV drip.
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2018 11:03 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 11:02 PM (KP5rU)
We would never eat the bone marrow of a child. That sh!t's worth cash money.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at January 27, 2018 11:03 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:04 PM (ycWCI)
After Ruby Ridge, they were on the verge of being eliminated.
That should tell you all you need to know about Congress and their purse-strings.
Fuck those fuckers in their eye-sockets for not de-funding the A.T.F. after both of those incidents.
On the good side of that ledger, it had awoken millions of regular citizens to firearm use.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:04 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Liam Neeson at January 27, 2018 10:58 PM (66Sa/)
Well, you do have that market cornered.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 10:59 PM (ycWCI)<<<
I have a very particular set of skills. Making a variety of types of movies isn't one of them.
Posted by: Liam Neeson at January 27, 2018 11:04 PM (66Sa/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 11:05 PM (KP5rU)
Ruby Ridge was more egregious than the branch Davidians. He was a bad dude. On the other hand, a whole lot of innocent sheep got slaughtered getting him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:05 PM (ycWCI)
My mom said it was a warning that someone (not the dreamer) was gonna die
But this is the first I've heard of dreaming of taking your own teeth out.
Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 27, 2018 10:53 PM (hMwEB)
I've had that dream on a number of occasions. In some of them the teeth that fall out are oversized and grotesque. Other times they're normalish, and I just shove them back into the socket until I can get to a dentist.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 11:07 PM (NWiLs)
Scratch that. My taste buds are putting on condoms.
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2018 11:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 11:08 PM (KP5rU)
-Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:05 PM (ycWCI)
Fuck Yeah, it was. Snipers for a sawed-off shotgun that the Government insisted that he do?
What the Actual?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:08 PM (Ckg4U)
I think Glenn Reynolds told us that.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 11:08 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:08 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 11:07 PM (NWiLs)
The time I have had the dream it is more like there is WAAAY more teeth falling out than should be in my mouth. It is like a clown car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:08 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: CN at January 27, 2018 11:09 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:09 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 11:09 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:09 PM (Ckg4U)
I think Glenn Reynolds told us that.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
I have a t-shirt that says:
"Alcohol Tobacco and Fire Arms
Who's bringing chips?"
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 27, 2018 11:10 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 27, 2018 11:10 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Farmer at January 27, 2018 11:11 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:11 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 27, 2018 11:11 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:11 PM (ycWCI)
Tits get hard in the cold....
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 27, 2018 11:12 PM (+dh7Q)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 11:12 PM (KP5rU)
sometimes when I get the teeth falling out dream, I also dream that I wake up to check if my teeth are ok but they're not, which is horrifying
then I really wake up and wonder if I'm really awake
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at January 27, 2018 11:12 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 27, 2018 10:47 PM (eMKNe)
Of course they would. Democrats lie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2018 11:12 PM (YA0uK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:12 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 11:13 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 27, 2018 11:14 PM (+dh7Q)
I was heartened when the office of the Bureau of Land Management found citizens surrounding them, outgunned.
...over a grazing animals dispute.
Fuck Yeah!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:15 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Splunge at January 27, 2018 11:15 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 27, 2018 11:15 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:16 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 27, 2018 11:17 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 27, 2018 11:17 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
I'd rather Katie Morgan be in charge. She likes the butt stuff, or so I'm told.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 27, 2018 11:17 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 27, 2018 11:18 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:18 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 27, 2018 11:14 PM (+dh7Q)
Sarge and Beetle were both killed in a bus crash in March of 1950. The entire run of the strip takes place in Purgatory.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 27, 2018 11:18 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 27, 2018 11:17 PM (nBr1j)
Oktoberfest, Muslims, or ... other things?
Really with Germany, it could be anything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:18 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 27, 2018 11:19 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: booknlass at January 27, 2018 11:19 PM (c2m/9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 27, 2018 11:17 PM (WbIyz)
Usually levitation, but with greater speed and agility than a Dalek.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 11:20 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 27, 2018 11:19 PM (WbIyz)
Mine is always the standard flight- with flapping arms and without. Sometime more Hulk jumping.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:20 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 27, 2018 11:21 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 27, 2018 11:21 PM (peJQi)
I'm beginning to think Sessions (who came out early for Trump against all conventional wisdom) was a plant to get someone inside the DOJ to put up a stonewall in the event that someone stumbled across all the shenanigans that had been going on...which they did.
Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2018 11:21 PM (sms+c)
The whole "everything must be free" is so crippling. You're in college, so learn to take care of yourself!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 27, 2018 11:22 PM (G8B7r)
I keep seeing this and it turns my bowels into knots.
"Breath" is a noun. "Breathe" is a verb.
If you take a breath, you continue to breathe.
Jay?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:22 PM (Ckg4U)
Compare the MSM treatment of the two.
Of course, the Kent Staters were working for the Holy Cause, wittingly or unwittingly, and the Koresh crowd were not. That alone could explain the difference.
But I remember at the time of Waco massacre thinking that it also was a matter of social class.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 27, 2018 11:22 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Monk at January 27, 2018 11:23 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 11:23 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 11:23 PM (KP5rU)
then I really wake up and wonder if I'm really awake
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at January 27, 2018 11:12 PM (hMwEB)
I haven't experienced that with that particular dream, but I have dreamed that I woke up, but in reality I was just moving into another dream. One time I dreamt that I had woken up three separate times. When I actually did wake up it took me a few seconds to get oriented and figure out that I really was awake. It was like being in Inception.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 11:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 11:23 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 27, 2018 11:25 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 11:25 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 11:23 PM (NWiLs)
That is one I have had a few times too. The best part is realizing you are in a dream and frantically trying to wake up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:26 PM (ycWCI)
-Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 11:23 PM (NWiLs)
Welcome to the newly-formed "Weirdo Club".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:26 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 27, 2018 11:26 PM (WbIyz)
I'm ashamed to admit my sekrit inner superhero is aquaman. That is so lame.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2018 11:26 PM (V2Yro)
-Posted by: Monk at January 27, 2018 11:23 PM (g4lFK)
Negative, Ghostrider. The pattern is full.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:27 PM (Ckg4U)
I'm ashamed to admit my sekrit inner superhero is aquaman. That is so lame.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2018 11:26 PM (V2Yro)
Hah.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:27 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:28 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2018 11:26 PM (V2Yro)<<<
How YOU doin?
Posted by: a rapey dolphin at January 27, 2018 11:29 PM (66Sa/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:29 PM (ycWCI)
I'm ashamed to admit my sekrit inner superhero is aquaman. That is so lame."
-Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2018 11:26 PM (V2Yro)
-Here's your card. The party is in the back. Beers are in the cooler and we're all around the Fire-Pit.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:29 PM (Ckg4U)
I don't recall ever dreaming about flying swimming and certainly never about teeth falling out.
I have never heard of dreaming about teeth falling out.
I love a very sheltered life I guess.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, In A Pike Chair, Beeep Beeep at January 27, 2018 11:31 PM (t3kPl)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 11:32 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:26 PM (Ckg4U)
Nice! I've never been much of a joiner, but I think I'll fit right in.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 11:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 11:32 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, In A Pike Chair, Beeep Beeep at January 27, 2018 11:31 PM (t3kPl)
Restaurant Quality typo... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:32 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 11:33 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 11:32 PM (6FqZa)
Looks like we're going to get to burn a heretic tonight after all, boys!
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 11:33 PM (NWiLs)
But I think I need to re-read the book again now. I'm sure there were some disasters in the book which didn't make it into the movie.
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 27, 2018 11:33 PM (owoHM)
Posted by: Tom Servo
It could be worse.
Posted by: The Sub-Mariner at January 27, 2018 11:33 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 27, 2018 11:33 PM (nBr1j)
-Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 11:32 PM (NWiLs)
*HAH!*
Fuck, yeah you will... LOL!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:33 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 27, 2018 11:02 PM (MTjB1)
Lat me first say that this year's QB class is much weaker than last year:
Allen fits every criteria of the prototype NFL, QB. Knocks are not playing in a Power 5 league and possibly not as mobile laterally. Has good footwork on drop-backs at 3 step and 5 steps. Has arm strength, good vision down field, large frame, 6'-5", moves up into the pocket well and importantly very large hand-size. Critical for cold weather teams. Played in a more conservative read offense. I personally think Allen should go around the end of round 1.
Mayfield: And I do like Mayfield. Saw the kid up close through his career. He does have excellent arm-strength and an uncanny ability to extend plays. He is a winner. Good quickness. Maturity is not a strength (understatement). He is barely 6'. Comparison to Russell Wilson is not accurate as Wilson has largest hands in the NFL at 10.5". Wilson also was a pro athlete (baseball) that played his last college year in a west-coast system (familiarization with a core NFL system) at Wisconsin. Oklahoma under Riley's offense has a very limited reading of defense (that can obviously be overcome but is an issue). Footwork in drop-backs are poor (big issue to overcome).
Mayfield has 9.5" hand-size and won't adjust as well in cold weather (Compare with Jared Goff at 9" hands and it was an issue but home is LA and not as much an issue). Mayfield, to me is late 2nd round to a 3rd round pick. I think he would be a great fit in Sean Peyton's system at N.O. while learning under Drew Brees.
Posted by: texcat at January 27, 2018 11:34 PM (wf3RQ)
-Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 11:32 PM (6FqZa)
Dood?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:35 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:36 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 11:33 PM (6FqZa)
How so? The TV is kind of exposing the shitty DVD and the sets look kind of crappy (mat paintingarific) but otherwise, still seems fun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:36 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 27, 2018 11:36 PM (4CCz5)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 11:38 PM (6FqZa)
-Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 27, 2018 11:36 PM (4CCz5)
Depends on the part of the Camel.
Slow-Roasted Hump doesn't go-over in these parts.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:38 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 27, 2018 11:36 PM (4CCz5)<<<
Smoked. Obviously.
Posted by: Camel Joe at January 27, 2018 11:39 PM (66Sa/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:26 PM (Ckg4U)
Finally! A club that will accept me! Maybe.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 27, 2018 11:41 PM (rJUlF)
Ugh. Now you're establishing canon for a stand-alone fiction?
Knock-off the cocaine, Amigo.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:41 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:41 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
All the best recipes involve walking a mile. Fuck that noise.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 27, 2018 11:42 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Because NASCAR drivers are pussies.
You want racing? Try a 24 hr. motorcycle endurance race. Imagine being shaken awake in your tent at 3:00 a.m., and being told, "It's your turn in 15 minutes, and...it's raining."
Posted by: Biker at January 27, 2018 11:42 PM (YOW17)
-Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 11:32 PM
Dood?
My name is Inego Montoya. You disrespected my Movie. Prepare to Die!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2018 11:42 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 27, 2018 11:36 PM (4CCz5)
Non filtered.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 11:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ser Gregor Clegane at January 27, 2018 11:44 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:44 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Joan Baezzz at January 27, 2018 11:44 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 11:45 PM (KP5rU)
Bob, I suggest you find a midget Democrat and stuff it in a hobo, then shove the hobo up the camel, and pit roast it for several hours.
The midget grease bastes the hobo internally, and the camel gets real crispy.
Kind of like Peking Duck, except with delicious human flesh.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, In A Pike Chair, Beeep Beeep at January 27, 2018 11:45 PM (t3kPl)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem
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I once dreamed a bear was following me at night, while walking the dog.
Oh, wait. It wasn't a dream.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2018 11:46 PM (YOW17)
Posted by: Camel Joe at January 27, 2018 11:39 PM (66Sa/)
Just ask this guy: https://tinyurl.com/y79adyvg
Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for any hours you may waste watching him review (meaning eat/taste test) various military rations, especially the ones from WWII, Korea, and Vietnam.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 27, 2018 11:46 PM (yzxic)
in the yellow haze of the sun
there were children crying and colors flying
all around the chosen ones...
Posted by: Neil Young at January 27, 2018 11:47 PM (V2Yro)
If anyone has Prayer Requests, let me know.
I'll try to post them within the Noon, Eastern thread.
I'm about one beer away from sleep.
Also, please copy and paste others' prayer requests because I cannot be on every thread at every moment.
Thank You,
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:47 PM (Ckg4U)
Yeah, I saw a couple of those. He smoked some cigarettes from a Korean war ration.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:47 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:48 PM (ycWCI)
in the yellow haze of the sun
there were children crying and colors flying
all around the chosen ones...
Posted by: Neil Young
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Bad acid, Neil?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2018 11:48 PM (w1zJX)
Scary!
When I was younger, I sometimes dreamed that all of my hair fell out or that it was cut off. Haven't had that one in ages though.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 27, 2018 11:49 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 11:49 PM (KP5rU)
Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for any hours you may waste watching him review (meaning eat/taste test) various military rations, especially the ones from WWII, Korea, and Vietnam.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 27, 2018 11:46 PM (yzxic)
I have spent many hours watching Steve1989's MRE videos. I don't know what is exactly, but I find them fascinating and oddly relaxing.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 11:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:50 PM (Ckg4U)
Today is Mozart's birthday. Have really enjoyed the music this week on the evening classical programs.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, In A Pike Chair, Beeep Beeep at January 27, 2018 11:50 PM (t3kPl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2018 11:50 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2018 11:51 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 27, 2018 11:51 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: texcat at January 27, 2018 11:51 PM (wf3RQ)
in closing, I have to say that I think it's kind of funny, I think it's kind of sad - the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
and I mean it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2018 11:52 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 27, 2018 11:52 PM (rnAwa)
THAT BEING SAID, yes, I was struck the last time I watched it by how low-budget that movie actually was. They had the good fortune to be able to use a real castle (or castle-ish building) and some nice locations, but some of the scenes looked almost exactly like TV episodes. And of course the evil prince has Eighties Hair.
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 27, 2018 11:52 PM (owoHM)
Posted by: Muhammed M. Mohammad at January 27, 2018 11:53 PM (66Sa/)
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Oh really?
I once dreamed that you had surgery for your deviated septum and pesky adenoids.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 27, 2018 11:53 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: texcat at January 27, 2018 11:53 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:53 PM (ycWCI)
and I mean it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2018 11:52 PM (V2Yro)
Le petit mort?
Posted by: Miklos de laMolnar at January 27, 2018 11:53 PM (zCyNd)
She liked that so much, she burned dozens more, with no small number of women and children added, either as kindling or entertainment.
Either way, may that evil bitch enjoy her flames to be magnatudes as HOT as those she inflicted upon the Koresh compound.
For EVER.
And there's a special place for Lon Horiuchi, right there beside her.
Otherwise? Greetings, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 27, 2018 11:54 PM (QzJWU)
and I mean it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2018 11:52 PM (V2Yro)
Le petit mort?
Posted by: Miklos de laMolnar at January 27, 2018 11:53 PM (zCyNd)
Sounds more like Tears for Fears.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:55 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, In A Pike Chair, Beeep Beeep
You'd think it would be more recognized, considering he's the greatest ever, ever. He's like the Alexander the Great of music.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 27, 2018 11:55 PM (HScFq)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
---------------
"Old man take a look at my adenoids
They're a lot like yours..."
Posted by: Neil Young at January 27, 2018 11:55 PM (9tO1t)
Never thought my grandparents had a sense of humor but looking back I realize they did. They didn't have a record player.
MH, Thanks for the reminder and the ONT.
Posted by: JTB at January 27, 2018 11:55 PM (V+03K)
funny, I think it's kind of sad - the dreams in which I'm dying are the
best I've ever had.
and I mean it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 27, 2018 11:52 PM (V2Yro)<<<
It's a mad world.
Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at January 27, 2018 11:55 PM (66Sa/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:55 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 27, 2018 11:56 PM (rnAwa)
Ruby Ridge
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2018 11:56 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 27, 2018 11:55 PM (HScFq)
I dunno, I was always more partial to Bach or Beethoven.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:56 PM (ycWCI)
Hmmm. I was off not paying any attention, and I got a strange feeling. Sort of a twitch. Somewhere. Did someone mention butt stuff?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 27, 2018 11:57 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:55 PM (ycWCI)
I have to admit that ad with that song gave me chills. Same with the ad for Battleborn with M83's My Tears Are Becoming a Sea. Whoever put that together was a genius.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 11:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 27, 2018 11:57 PM (8O3HH)
There have been a few disturbances and mentions of Germany.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:58 PM (ycWCI)
strange feeling. Sort of a twitch. Somewhere. Did someone mention butt
stuff?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 27, 2018 11:57 PM (8O3HH)<<<
Yeah. There was some cigarette talk.
Posted by: Megan at January 27, 2018 11:58 PM (66Sa/)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 27, 2018 11:57 PM (8O3HH)
In a manner of speaking.
Posted by: Joe Camel at January 27, 2018 11:58 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 11:57 PM (NWiLs)
Never saw the battleborn one, have to check it out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2018 11:58 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: texcat at January 27, 2018 11:58 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 27, 2018 11:58 PM (RuIsu)
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*peeks through curtains*
Heh, heh, heh. They're gone. Okay, we can get the record player back out now.
Posted by: JTB's Grandparents at January 27, 2018 11:59 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, In A Pike Chair, Beeep Beeep at January 28, 2018 12:02 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 28, 2018 12:04 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 27, 2018 11:36 PM (4CCz5)
++++
Here's a recipe for camel. Good or not, I have no idea.
https://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/camel.asp
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 28, 2018 12:04 AM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Some people prefer Handel. Some Tchaikovsky. Some Chopin. Doesn't change the fact that Mozart was the greatest. Others labored to write a great symphony, Mozart tossed off a great symphony in his spare time because he was bored.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 28, 2018 12:05 AM (HScFq)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 28, 2018 12:04 AM (rnAwa)
That is the way for some director's cuts. Some benefit good movies, with others- there was a reason they cut the stuff out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2018 12:05 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 28, 2018 12:05 AM (HScFq)
I wonder what it's like to be born with that kind of talent.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 28, 2018 12:05 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, In A Pike Chair, Beeep Beeep at January 28, 2018 12:05 AM (t3kPl)
I could make a nomination for the Head of the Bureau of Butt Stuff. Rhymes with Bloxy Blaye.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 28, 2018 12:06 AM (8O3HH)
Good to know BC. I was contemplating buying the director's cut. Why is it inferior?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, In A Pike Chair, Beeep Beeep at January 28, 2018 12:05 AM (t3kPl)
It just didn't rock me.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 28, 2018 12:06 AM (NWiLs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg5234BOED8
Launch occurs at 15:00, but of course it's fun to watch the whole thing.
Watch it full screen in HD, with the sound turned up.
Ignition occurs at 14:58, and it is a kick in the teeth. The engine sound is awesome, and this is a very *tiny* rocket.
Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2018 12:07 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 28, 2018 12:09 AM (fqHZs)
Posted by: FOAF at January 28, 2018 12:13 AM (p0JMG)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 28, 2018 12:13 AM (8xiTL)
I like cats but I don't enjoy fucking them either.
Posted by: FOAF at January 28, 2018 12:13 AM (p0JMG)
That's not the pussy I was hoping for.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 28, 2018 12:17 AM (NWiLs)
I like cats but I don't enjoy fucking them either.
Pretty sure the cats aren't all that into it. Maybe y'all could just stop doing that?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 28, 2018 12:17 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 28, 2018 12:13 AM (8xiTL)
Yep. Another on the nearly endless list of movies not seen by me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2018 12:18 AM (YA0uK)
Posted by: flyover at January 28, 2018 12:20 AM (aUHJk)
And they will all pass most likely.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 28, 2018 12:21 AM (IYyuy)
Posted by: Megan at January 28, 2018 12:22 AM (2WfB0)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 27, 2018 11:52 PM (owoHM)
Tr___estus, I think that's due - in part - to today's high-resolution TVs. I was in Fry's (local electronics store) a couple of years ago, and they were playing "Patton" on one of the display TVs. I was shocked at how much it looked like a cheap soap opera production, the interior shots especially. I mean, it looked brilliant for an older movie, but it just didn't look like a movie to me.
Posted by: Average Guy at January 28, 2018 12:22 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2018 12:18 AM (YA0uK)
Yeah, I could imagine your vidya watching consists of 'Fracking The Rockies' and 'Peak Oil- Pffft'... or writing a Magyver repair guide for every machine's moving-part in Canada!
Posted by: texcat at January 28, 2018 12:24 AM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 28, 2018 12:25 AM (2WfB0)
Here is "Running for Tomorrow" by PrayingMantis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLvzAInYCM
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 28, 2018 12:26 AM (itfg0)
But yeah all movies pre 1975ish look pretty crappy by today's standards. Still good movies for sure, but older ones just look off.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 28, 2018 12:26 AM (IYyuy)
And they will all pass most likely.
Posted by: #neverskankles
But the weather...
Oh wait...
Posted by: California transplant at January 28, 2018 12:27 AM (HScFq)
Posted by: texcat at January 28, 2018 12:27 AM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 28, 2018 12:28 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 28, 2018 12:30 AM (IYyuy)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 28, 2018 12:30 AM (owoHM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 28, 2018 12:31 AM (rnAwa)
of 'Fracking The Rockies' and 'Peak Oil- Pffft'... or writing a Magyver
repair guide for every machine's moving-part in Canada!
Posted by: texcat at January 28, 2018 12:24 AM (wf3RQ)
Heh. I don't even have a TV anymore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2018 12:31 AM (YA0uK)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 28, 2018 12:31 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 28, 2018 12:13 AM (8xiTL)
Pretty good movie actually.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 28, 2018 12:31 AM (aMlLZ)
But yeah all movies pre 1975ish look pretty crappy by today's standards. Still good movies for sure, but older ones just look off.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 28, 2018 12:26 AM (IYyuy)
Heh, well I haven't been all over the country. It started in the same town that I grew up in (Sunnyvale), and, while I know they have a big web presence, to be honest I thought they were still a California thing, or maybe western US. Of course I know they're big on the web (and they're not really just an "electronics" store anymore).
Posted by: Average Guy at January 28, 2018 12:33 AM (LMcFk)
Serious question.
Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2018 12:34 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 28, 2018 12:30 AM (IYyuy)
You mean, Smith? Wesson? Sam Colt? The founders gave us many judges.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 28, 2018 12:35 AM (aMlLZ)
There is a Fry's in Indianapolis.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2018 12:35 AM (IqV8l)
At what point do we simply start ignoring illegitimate "laws" that infringe on our liberty?
Every day
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2018 12:35 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 28, 2018 12:36 AM (IYyuy)
Posted by: Average Guy at January 28, 2018 12:37 AM (LMcFk)
Serious question.
Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2018 12:34 AM (sdi6R)
When the tipping point is reached. When the rank and file American's grow balls the size of small moons. Until then embrace the yoke.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 28, 2018 12:38 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2018 12:31 AM (YA0uK)
Bah! You'd just get a milk crate, 2 moose tails, a Bowie knife and some copper ore and build a Hi-def model...all while repairing your diesel engines with a toothbrush!
Posted by: texcat at January 28, 2018 12:38 AM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 28, 2018 12:38 AM (IYyuy)
I just woke up. I fell asleep from 6 pm until now. In middle of night I woke up because I had stopped breathing. Never happened before. Kinda scary. But I've been eating foods I'm not supposed to...I mIss them! And obviously too many. Because exhaustion is partial side effect.
Anyway, I read this:
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will not be in attendance at President Trump’s first State of the Union address on Tuesday. Justice Ginsburg of the U.S. Supreme Court has embarrassed all by making very dumb political statements about me. Her mind is shot... resign!"
Not a huge deal, IMO. I mean, DJT has insulted so many people at this point, it is kinda anti-climatic. And also, I remember when Obama scolded the Supreme Court in one of his SOTU addresses. Who needs that?!
There will be others who won't attend. And isn't there gonna a stupid dress in black thing that they got from the Hollywood time out black dress thing. Congress copying Hollywood. What a brain trust.
And lastly, are things like this allowed in the ONT...the politics.
I've got a few minutes before I go back into my coma. So if I'm gonna be tazed, ya better do it fast, please.
Reporting from the Shame Lemon Tree Farm. Or is it Lemon Tree Shame Farm? Yes, better. (i'm half drunk with sleep hangover.)
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 28, 2018 12:40 AM (7T5tR)
Posted by: Jim at January 28, 2018 12:41 AM (QzJWU)
They clearly don't apply to our self-appointed rulers or to illegal aliens.
The civil war is already underway.
Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2018 12:42 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison
My French friends say nice things about Madame Guillotine. I suspect that if our American Aristo-scum are successful in torpedoing The God-Emperor, they will be judged by her.
Madame Guillotine, she eez zee bitch, non?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 28, 2018 12:42 AM (HScFq)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 28, 2018 12:43 AM (IYyuy)
The law to make lockboxes mandatory pretty much makes owninga gun useless.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 28, 2018 12:38 AM (IYyuy)
The thing is, is who is going to enforce it outside of the metro areas? Colorado sheriffs and some local PD's said that they would not enforce the 10 round magazine rule in their jurisdictions after that law was passed in CO. IIRC Magpull (?) moved their manufacturing to Wyoming to avoid the law. For me it's a two hour drive to Cheyenne. And for that matter, who is going to enforce that law in the large metro areas? They have people crapping in the streets for crying out loud. Are the local PD's going to have the time and personnel to go check to see if you have a duly registered lockbox?
Posted by: Old Blue at January 28, 2018 12:45 AM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 28, 2018 12:43 AM (IYyuy)
I agree...all that standing and clapping is irritating. Bunch of Mexican jumping beans.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 28, 2018 12:46 AM (7T5tR)
The Seventh Circuit is cited as the opposite of the Eleventh.
...because they actually follow the Constitution.
http://www.ca7.uscourts.gov/
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 28, 2018 12:48 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2018 12:49 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 28, 2018 12:51 AM (Ckg4U)
I think it was Jefferson who dropped making a formal speech to Congress. He just sent them a letter. And that's the way it was for years. Jefferson though it too monarchist, like the King's speech to Parliament.
And guess who revived it? Woodrow Wilson, bless his heart.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 28, 2018 12:51 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 28, 2018 12:35 AM (aMlLZ)<<<
I thought Taurus made the Judges?
Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at January 28, 2018 12:52 AM (66Sa/)
Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2018 12:52 AM (sdi6R)
Berserker and you would make a pretty good mechanics team, it seems to me...
Posted by: texcat at January 28, 2018 12:54 AM (wf3RQ)
Well, here's one from the poet/humorist Ogden Nash, from 1938. You can bet your bottom iambic pentameter that this one never sees the inside of a creative writing/poetry class today.
The Japanese
How courteous is the Japanese;
He always says, "Excuse it, please."
He climbs into his neighbor's garden,
And smiles, and says, "I beg your pardon";
He bows and grins a friendly grin,
And calls his hungry family in;
He grins, and bows a friendly bow;
"So sorry, this my garden now."
Posted by: RickZ at January 28, 2018 12:54 AM (r57zH)
Posted by: an indifferent Russian Bot at January 28, 2018 12:52 AM (66Sa/)
I know that Judge! Close to me...
Posted by: texcat at January 28, 2018 12:56 AM (wf3RQ)
clean a medium-sized camel" is not going into The Deplorable Gourmet,
Volume Anything.
Posted by: bluebell
I'm taking it as fact that you wouldn't walk a mile for a camel.
If you stuffed a 3 toed sloth into it -- A cameltoe.
If you stuffed it with an otter -- A camelot.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 28, 2018 12:56 AM (0ogQG)
And guess who revived it? Woodrow Wilson, bless his heart.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
I hope Teddy R is burning in Hell for splitting the vote and letting that photo-fascist into the White House.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 28, 2018 12:56 AM (HScFq)
Are the local PD's going to have the time and personnel to go check to see if you have a duly registered lockbox?
Posted by: Old Blue at January 28, 2018 12:45 AM (gEvQ
No. Laws like this can be selectively enforced.
Have a medical emergency and call an ambulance? They will see that you don't have an approved lockbox, and wham, you will be charged.
Have a fire and call the fire department? See above.
Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2018 12:56 AM (sdi6R)
Press sucks. Bunch of popinjays.
CNN did another banana video. About banana peels. I still don't know if real...or some parody.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 28, 2018 12:56 AM (7T5tR)
Where is our version of a Hawaiian judge?
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 28, 2018 12:30 AM (IYyuy)
---
doing a tenner in the Kolmya camps, of course.
and you, comrade?
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 28, 2018 12:58 AM (8xiTL)
The incident I remember with James Brown was when he was high on angel dust, busted into a church and started firing at the ceiling or something.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2018 12:58 AM (8gDQu)
PDT should make Stormy Daniels his honored guest for the SOTU.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 28, 2018 12:59 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Liam Neeson at January 27, 2018 10:58 PM (66Sa/)
You Irish bastard, trying to put me out of work?
Posted by: Dominic Monaghan (Pippin Took) at January 28, 2018 12:59 AM (r57zH)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2018 12:58 AM (8gDQu)
I forgot to add: with a shotgun, I believe.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2018 01:00 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 28, 2018 01:01 AM (9hHff)
Posted by: Liam Neeson at January 27, 2018 10:58 PM (66Sa/)
You Irish bastard, trying to put me out of work?
Posted by: Dominic Monaghan (Pippin Took) at January 28, 2018 12:59 AM (r57zH)
'Bad Parenting' should be the title to Neeson's films...
Posted by: texcat at January 28, 2018 01:02 AM (wf3RQ)
I mean look at Ronald Reagen. That was a still a civilized time compared to the current climate. Maybe I'm being a worry wart.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 28, 2018 01:03 AM (7T5tR)
commentary as very complimentary. You've exhibited practical, working
knowledge in so many areas, I look forward to hearing about your
projects you work on!
Berserker and you would make a pretty good mechanics team, it seems to me...
Posted by: texcat at January 28, 2018 12:54 AM (wf3RQ)
Thanks, texcat. I'd like to meet Berserker one day, and yourself, of course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2018 01:03 AM (YA0uK)
Does SOTU need an audience? Do it from the Oval Office. Why give
congress the opportunity to grandstand by wearing black or not attend or
wjatever.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 28, 2018 12:43 AM (IYyuy)
Yeah, Donny Two Scoops should just send a letter, like in the olden days.
And, Kolchak the Night Stalker is on MeTV now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 28, 2018 01:05 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 28, 2018 01:01 AM (9hHff)
I've noticed that about me too. It's kinda whatever comes on the TV oldie channels.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 28, 2018 01:05 AM (7T5tR)
Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2018 01:07 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 28, 2018 12:59 AM (8O3HH)
Jimmy Kimmel is gonna have her on. smh Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
Is it true Maxine Waters is gonna do the SOTU response?
What a night it is gonna be. Hope people live blog it.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 28, 2018 01:08 AM (7T5tR)
I mean look at Ronald Reagen. That was a still a civilized time compared to the current climate. Maybe I'm being a worry wart.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 28, 2018 01:03 AM (7T5tR)
No, you have a legitimate worry after seeing the praise for Antifa and BLM from our betters as they beat up their political ideological enemies. It'll be Ford's Theater 1865 all over again. Some deranged Democrat actor will try to shoot a sitting Republican, war-mongering president who was literally Hitler before there was a Hitler.
Some scripts write themselves.
Posted by: RickZ at January 28, 2018 01:10 AM (r57zH)
Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2018 01:07 AM (sdi6R)
Now that I've said it, I am surprised I never thought it before. It is Soros, that evil man, that did it. It almost felt like a veiled threat. And we know what he is capable of.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 28, 2018 01:10 AM (7T5tR)
Jean-Claude Van Johnson
Well, it wasn't a great show but I enjoyed it. Now they won't be able to resolve the time-cop paradox.
Renewed:
Mr. Robot
4th season
The Punisher:
I didn't even finish this shitty show. The second season of Daredevil has more of what this title demanded then The Punisher. Oh but hey let's have a war crime flashback for the tenth fucking time. Because Castle is so introspective and emo you see.
The Tick. This is the third time around with this character, not including the comic book. It isn't any fresher (important to comedy) and I don't know what Ben Edlund expects this time.
The Walking Dead.
The walking dead.
American Dad!
14 seasons...
MST3K
I have used the phrase "Big McLargeHuge" to great effect.
The Orville
In case I want to watch Star Trek. In case I don't, Discovery was also renewed.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 28, 2018 01:11 AM (rnAwa)
Guy tried to rush the stage.
Posted by: navybot at January 28, 2018 01:11 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 28, 2018 01:11 AM (fqHZs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 27, 2018 11:26 PM (Ckg4U)
Nice! I've never been much of a joiner, but I think I'll fit right in.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 27, 2018 11:32
LMAO, I don't know where this is coming from, waking up in the middle of the night...but knowing the 2 of you I'd guess I'd fit right in.
Be well you Morons.
T
Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2018 01:13 AM (yJ1e6)
congress the opportunity to grandstand by wearing black or not attend or
wjatever.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 28, 2018 12:43 AM (IYyuy)
The camera pan shots of the Dem Congresscreeps are going to be bigly EPIC, YUUUGE even. I'll have 911 on speed dial just in case my schadenboner lasts more than four hours.
Posted by: RickZ at January 28, 2018 01:13 AM (r57zH)
Not the official one, but she's gonna do some sort of response. She'll be stepping on her own party's official response by doing that.
But go for it Aunt Esther.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 28, 2018 01:16 AM (8O3HH)
What a night it is gonna be. Hope people live blog it.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 28, 2018 01:08 AM (7T5tR)
Yep, and she's giving that response on a very friendly network. No, not MSNBC or CNN but rather on BET. Not that that's racist or anything.
Posted by: RickZ at January 28, 2018 01:16 AM (r57zH)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 28, 2018 01:11 AM (fqHZs)
Now that I have thought. *snort* but since the press has abandoned all decorum why shoudn't he? But then I thin about independent voters, and think he shoudn't.
I hope the audience is frisked well. And if not, Trump wears a BP vest. I sound paranoid now. But anything goes with DJT. And a congressman was shot and the press acted like someone sneezed on him. Then there's Rand Paul attack.
Hard for me to trust Secret Service or FBI or anyone at this point. And Pelosi is bringing Dreamers.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 28, 2018 01:17 AM (7T5tR)
I search names or decades. Maybe I was born too late.
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 28, 2018 01:17 AM (9hHff)
It used to be a "curse" of some sort that any president elected in the tens year of the 20 year cycle would be assassinated or otherwise die in office. Reagan broke it. He was shot, but he lived and broke the curse (for those that believe there was any such thing to break).
Trump was elected in 2016. If re-elected in 2020, then that would count, I think, but the curse has been broken. We had W elected in 2000, and no such attempt.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 28, 2018 01:20 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 28, 2018 01:21 AM (7T5tR)
Allahpussy will probably live blog the Stormy Daniels appearance on Kimmel. He's really excited about this stuff, now.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 28, 2018 01:22 AM (8O3HH)
Something tells me that the gallery will have to be cleared before Trump finishes his speech. I'm getting really tired of people here illegally demanding more "rights" than I get as a native born American. If that makes me a fricking racist, then so be it.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 28, 2018 01:24 AM (gEvQ8)
You all are the bestest.
Good night to all and to all a good night.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 28, 2018 01:24 AM (7T5tR)
Posted by: RickZ at January 28, 2018 01:16
Maxine is gonna be a hoot. I can't wait to hear her "wisdom"". Please enlighten us Maxie.
Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2018 01:25 AM (yJ1e6)
Berserker and you would make a pretty good mechanics team, it seems to me...
Posted by: texcat at January 28, 2018 12:54 AM (wf3RQ)
Yeah I'm a fucking gear head. Cars I can do, but Harleys are my specialty.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 28, 2018 01:27 AM (aMlLZ)
And I'm sick of government caving and catering to them. We aren't racist Old Blue. We are must sane.
Yes, I know I said good night but I feel strongly too.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 28, 2018 01:27 AM (7T5tR)
I looked it up. It was known as the "Curse of Tippecanoe", and applied to William Henry Harrison. It was supposedly placed on him and all future presidents elected in "his year" by an Indian named Tecumseh over Harrison's treatment of them.
Every president since up until JFK died in office. Reagan broke it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 28, 2018 01:27 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 28, 2018 01:28 AM (7T5tR)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
If so, it will be the first time he's managed to achieve an erection without RUSSIAN BOTS peeing on him. Not sure if a step in the right direction or not.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 28, 2018 01:28 AM (HScFq)
What a night it is gonna be. Hope people live blog it.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Network at January 28, 2018 01:08 AM (7T5tR)
Yep, and she's giving that response on a very friendly network. No, not MSNBC or CNN but rather on BET. Not that that's racist or anything.
Posted by: RickZ at January 28, 2018 01:16 AM (r57zH)
Remember the congressional hearing a few years ago where she slipped and threatened to nationalize the oil industry? I'd like to see something like that.
Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2018 01:30 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2018 01:25 AM (yJ1e6)
You forgot the word 'Pad' after Maxie.
Posted by: RickZ at January 28, 2018 01:30 AM (r57zH)
I figured ol' Allah fapped furiously when Jenna Jameson bitch slapped him on Twitter the other day.
Well, maybe that was the equivalent of getting pee'd on to him.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 28, 2018 01:32 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2018 01:30 AM (sdi6R)
I so remember her blubbering when it came to the housing bubble: "We do not have a crisis at Freddie Mac and particularly Fannie Mae under the outstanding leadership of Frank Raines."
Yeah, outstanding. That word does not mean what you think it means, Maxie Pad.
I could say 'the stupid is strong in this one' but that's not fair to the word 'stupid' nor to stupid people.
Posted by: RickZ at January 28, 2018 01:36 AM (r57zH)
Well, maybe that was the equivalent of getting pee'd on to him.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
Many men would pay big money to get bitch slapped by Jenna Jameson. Not that I would know, that's not my thing mind you.
What were we talking about again?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 28, 2018 01:37 AM (HScFq)
What were we talking about again?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 28, 2018 01:37 AM (HScFq)
AllahPundit's hero is Marv 'Beat Me Mommy, Eight To The Bar' Albert. YESSSsssss!
Posted by: RickZ at January 28, 2018 01:47 AM (r57zH)
Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2018 01:51 AM (bJ0w+)
"Here's some vast tracts of land that you can 'annex', Vlad, nudge, nudge, wink, wink."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2018 01:52 AM (YA0uK)
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 28, 2018 01:52 AM (uOouc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2018 02:00 AM (YA0uK)
_________
No Uncertain Terms
Subtlety? We don' need no steenking subtlety!
an old Mindful "Radical Incline" Webwork fea. Waters, Holder, Reid, Obama (vid 1:18 from 2013 Jun 17)
http://bit.ly/crtntrms
Nighty night.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bygoned at January 28, 2018 02:01 AM (FDy65)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 28, 2018 02:04 AM (HScFq)
The proposed criminal penalty for offering plastic straws in California is based on "research" by a nine year-old boy, Milo Cress. Milo called manufacturers and asked about their sales numbers. From that, he determined that the US consumes 500 million plastic straws daily. This preposterous number was cited by numerous major media outlets, by the Sierra Club, and by the National Park Service.
https://tinyurl.com/ydcm2fwn
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 28, 2018 02:08 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 28, 2018 02:21 AM (8xiTL)
Posted by: flyover at January 28, 2018 02:22 AM (aUHJk)
Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2018 02:30 AM (bJ0w+)
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at January 28, 2018 02:30 AM (IYHxL)
Unfortunately, the coefficients of the Drake equation are all guess work.
Posted by: undocumented illegal Jim Acosta at January 28, 2018 02:31 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Exile at January 28, 2018 02:37 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: undocumented illegal Jim Acosta at January 28, 2018 02:38 AM (e8kgV)
Still browsing the thread. Drunk or otherwise.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at January 28, 2018 02:39 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Exile at January 28, 2018 02:42 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at January 28, 2018 02:46 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: undocumented illegal "Woke" SMOD at January 28, 2018 02:50 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at January 28, 2018 02:52 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Exile at January 28, 2018 02:52 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: undocumented illegal Jim Acosta
Was that before the FBI deleted them, or after?
Posted by: Pogomip at January 28, 2018 03:02 AM (Wwd2N)
... paging "Universal Solider" Jean-Claude Van Damme
Posted by: undocumented illegal "Woke" Grim Reaper at January 28, 2018 03:03 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Exiled Mork at January 28, 2018 03:13 AM (Fikbq)
https://tinyurl.com/ydcm2fwn
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 28, 2018 02:08 AM (398bZ)
I don't know ... that estimate seems reasonable to me. I use about 43 straws every day - and I've been cutting back.
And I don't think you took all the coke heads into account.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2018 03:15 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: undocumented illegal Jim Acosta at January 28, 2018 02:31 AM (e8kgV)
I've never seen it. I've never even heard about it. It's not even close to the 23000th most famous formula in science.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2018 03:16 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2018 03:19 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: undocumented illegal at January 28, 2018 03:20 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2018 03:20 AM (6FqZa)
Apparently, the DOJ allowed Mueller to redact portions of the Strzok-Page texts before sending them to Congress
Posted by: undocumented illegal Jim Acosta at January 28, 2018 03:22 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2018 03:23 AM (6FqZa)
Not up to date on cute Tennis Girls. Who's the hawt?
Posted by: Exiled at January 28, 2018 03:23 AM (Fikbq)
I am probably going to get Flu Plague by Wednesday latest.
40 kids between 4 and 10 years old can wreak horrific damage on twenty inflatable stormtroopers filled with helium. Good God, they had foam lightsabers and when they were done arms, legs and torsos littered the ceiling. My job was to tape a fork to a broom handle and puncture body parts so they could wack them as they decended. Never sell short Navy kids.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 28, 2018 03:25 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Exiled at January 28, 2018 03:23 AM (Fikbq)
I'm partial to Camila Georgi but there are lots of cute ones out there. I don't think any are at Anna Ivanovich levels but some very nice ones, nonetheless.
Tonight is real tennis, though.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2018 03:26 AM (8gDQu)
An illegal alien who kills a woman gets no jail time but a waiter giving a customer a straw gets jail time.
Chew on that for a minute..
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 28, 2018 03:35 AM (UQ+qr)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2018 03:20 AM (6FqZa)
True. I'm not really familiar w/ it, but I think it's been modified.
When you start talking about such things it gives a starting list of things to look for.
For instance, would you look at all stars?
Which ones do we look at and how do you determine them?
Do they have planets? No, then skip; else look at other factors.
Posted by: dDan at January 28, 2018 03:49 AM (hwYmz)
Posted by: Al Gore at January 28, 2018 03:57 AM (0BFUD)
Posted by: Exiled at January 28, 2018 04:08 AM (Fikbq)
Which ones do we look at and how do you determine them?
Do they have planets? No, then skip; else look at other factors.
Posted by: dDan at January 28, 2018 03:49 AM (hwYmz)
I once read a book, full of complicated math, on why if there is life on other planets, where are they? The author's point was that even if we look at all the stars, we have to see if they have planets. Then we have to see if there are any planets in the 'Goldilocks zone'* (or habitable zone), that orbital area out from a sun where water, hence life, can exist. Then we have to determine if that life is able to think, build, etc., be intelligent, not just be microbes. The end result of that book is that finding any planets meeting the Goldilocks Zone criteria will be very small. Even smaller still will be finding planets in the Goldilocks Zone with life. Even smaller still will be planets in the Goldilocks Zone with life capable of thinking and building, of having intelligence. In other words, finding life on other planets capable of communication and space travel will be infinitesimal, that is approaching zero. It's not out of the question that intelligent life can exist out there, it's just that the odds of us finding such life are very, very low.
* The Earth in smack dab in the middle of Sol's Goldilocks Zone. Venus is too close and Mars too far away from Sol, yet both are similar to Earth in many ways. A few million miles either way for Mars and Venus and we could be arguing over another TPP: The Trans-Planetary Partnership.
Posted by: RickZ at January 28, 2018 04:10 AM (4NXhx)
Appreciate thoughts.
In discussions a lot of territory is opened up.
If the odds of us finding such life are low, that means (once we get to that point) we can inhabit w/out interfering.
If we find life, what do we do w/ it, how would we recognize intelligence/communication and so on.
Posted by: dDan at January 28, 2018 04:24 AM (hwYmz)
Now that would be some info I could use. Not all this science stuff.
Posted by: Exiled at January 28, 2018 04:25 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2018 04:29 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2018 04:39 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: dDan at January 28, 2018 04:24 AM (hwYmz)
My guess is if we find intelligent life on other planets, the odds are good that that life will have a hive-mind mentality, possibly capable of building great things. I say that because when you look at certain species on this planet and their numbers, like bees, ants and the like, the hive-mind, or collective, is the predominant form of 'intelligence' on this planet. Homo Sapiens is an outlier, as are a small number of other species which are capable of altering their world in a deliberate manner to change their environment, like beavers. Even the various species of apes don't alter their environment, building lean-tos and the like, although they can use tools in their daily lives.
Posted by: RickZ at January 28, 2018 04:40 AM (4NXhx)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2018 04:29 AM (aC6Sd)
I've got the night off and nothing else to do.
I'm guessing you're talking about the Drake Equation which is what I was talking about when I mentioned other factors.
The other factors involved in the equation (and more if you can think of any). I think the equations been modified somewhat from the original.
Posted by: dDan at January 28, 2018 04:41 AM (hwYmz)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2018 04:39 AM (aC6Sd)
We have nine planets (or eight if you hate Pluto) around our sun. Only one planet is in Sol's Goldilocks Zone, 12.5% or 11.1%, small odds; one in five increases the odds to 20%, assuming we can find any planets in the Goldilocks Zone. We have no idea of the average number of planets around each sun, so we don't know if nine is a high or low number. But even if we assume five planets per sun, the odds of one of those five being habitable, with intelligent life, will be quite small. It's math (which is hated by all on the ONT).
Posted by: RickZ at January 28, 2018 04:49 AM (4NXhx)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2018 05:14 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 28, 2018 05:18 AM (uOouc)
Posted by: Pogomip at January 28, 2018 05:24 AM (ZX39/)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2018 05:33 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Exiled at January 28, 2018 05:40 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2018 05:41 AM (aC6Sd)
Cilic just broke back in the 4th.
BTW, they're not "Grand Slam"s, they're "majors". I don't know who the hell started calling the individual majors "Grand Slam"s but it was obviously someone who doesn't speak English.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2018 05:44 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2018 05:48 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip
I grew up eating that. Still love it with brown sugar and a little butter on it.
Posted by: Bruce at January 28, 2018 05:50 AM (8ikIW)
Cilic just broke back in the 4th.
BTW, they're not "Grand Slam"s, they're "majors". I don't know who the hell started calling the individual majors "Grand Slam"s but it was obviously someone who doesn't speak English.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2018 05:44 AM (8gDQu)
Major is correct. I forgot to add title after Grand Slam. As in Gland Slam title.
Tomato.... Potato.
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 28, 2018 05:52 AM (uOouc)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2018 05:53 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Bruce at January 28, 2018 05:56 AM (8ikIW)
Tomato.... Potato.
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 28, 2018 05:52 AM (uOouc)
It's not that, either. The Grand Slam is winning 4 majors in a row (it's really not all in the same year as people claim but just holding all 4 at the same time). Each individual is not a Grand Slam and not a Slam. I think the Euros started calling the majors "Grand Slams" because they had no idea what it really meant and didn't understand how English works.
I'm not jumping on you about this. Everyone seems to do it these days. It's just one of my pet peeves. The Grand Slam is something very, very special.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2018 06:04 AM (8gDQu)
Three (3) days with some period of snow in 10 day forecast.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 28, 2018 06:16 AM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Haithabu at January 28, 2018 10:15 AM (xs0Zq)
They gave Best Picture to Annie Hall over Star Wars.
I realized - even then - they were full of shit, and haven't watched since.
Seriously.
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