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Mid-Morning Open Thread

VErnet Storm.jpg

Stormy Coast Scene after a Shipwreck
Horace Vernet

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 1st

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 23, 2018 09:26 AM (FZYNt)

2 first?

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2018 09:26 AM (jAZR9)

3 dang it

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2018 09:27 AM (jAZR9)

4 I like the painting.

Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:27 AM (nBr1j)

5 wrecked 'em?

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 23, 2018 09:27 AM (FZYNt)

6 Ah now we get the art.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 09:27 AM (mpXpK)

7 Scene after a shipwreck or the Democratic Party after their failed hostage taking they tried over this past weekend?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2018 09:27 AM (jxbfJ)

8 Where'd the monkey go?

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2018 09:27 AM (0+nbW)

9 That was a wild ride tho.

Off to fetch the others....

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2018 09:27 AM (jAZR9)

10 Well damn, damn cheeky monkey screwed me over.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 23, 2018 09:27 AM (R5lpX)

11 Sherlock Holmes' great uncle. Nice.

Posted by: Kris at January 23, 2018 09:27 AM (nwqNw)

12 Still need more coffee.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 23, 2018 09:27 AM (R5lpX)

13 Good one.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 09:28 AM (mpXpK)

14 Wrested from the waters of turbulence.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:28 AM (Ckg4U)

15 Somebody's carrying Hillary ashore.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 23, 2018 09:28 AM (mQ0Mc)

16 This is what happens when the Democrats kill the power to the lighthouse.

Posted by: Fritz at January 23, 2018 09:28 AM (2Mnv1)

17 What happened to the JV?

Posted by: CN at January 23, 2018 09:28 AM (W4xXw)

18 The ole switcharoo.

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2018 09:28 AM (G0vdT)

19 the sky here looks like that right noe

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 09:28 AM (hMwEB)

20 Holy crap! That was wild.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2018 09:29 AM (ATVNj)

21 Alternate title: Kodiak Island, Sometime This Morning.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2018 09:29 AM (RD7QR)

22 Tsunami oh oh oh oh.

Posted by: Zombie Dean Martin at January 23, 2018 09:29 AM (bc2Lc)

23 15
Somebody's carrying Hillary ashore.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 23, 2018 09:28 AM (mQ0Mc)

Nah, takes three healthy men to carry that sack of suet.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 09:29 AM (mpXpK)

24 Shipwreck.

Heh.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2018 09:29 AM (ATVNj)

25 2 survivors? 3? 4?

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2018 09:29 AM (0+nbW)

26 16. And sets false lights elsewhere on the shore.
Wreckers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 09:29 AM (fA1SL)

27 447 Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:20 AM (nBr1j)

Got a Bichon yet ??
Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 09:25 AM (4u7kU)

From upthread. I won't be buying a fur baby until March at the earliest. I'm going to look at some Pomskys tomorrow. I know they are adorable. I'm not convinced they would be suitable but I might fall in love because I'm kind of susceptible.

Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (nBr1j)

28 O shit. I just posted

"Wow! I really never liked the Art Thread anyway. Unless it's a Rothko.

Ottoman? Really? What did I ever do to deserve Julius Freud?"

and it disappeared into the bit bucket.

Posted by: JAS at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (7JbXq)

29 What comes to mind. Hmmm

The Democrat party after #Schumershutdown.

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (G0vdT)

30 I don't see trees. Where's the sniper going to hide

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (R5lpX)

31 Page and Strzok?

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (LiyEm)

32 No monkey for you!

Posted by: Soup Nazi at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (ATVNj)

33 Where is the mokey ?

Posted by: Kyon at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (mlXE0)

34 Now THIS PIG can PAINT.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (oVJmc)

35 I don't think that girl is going to make it, sadly.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (kNasr)

36 I like this one. I could spend a long time looking at it and contemplating and appreciating

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (uOAOA)

37 8 Where'd the monkey go?
Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2018 09:27 AM (0+nbW)

Escaped from the wreckage and headed inland, but boy is he COLD.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (RD7QR)

38 Hmmm.....house intel & other committees cutting communication with the DOJ.

Innaresting....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 09:31 AM (fA1SL)

39 23 15
Somebody's carrying Hillary ashore.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 23, 2018 09:28 AM (mQ0Mc)

Nah, takes three healthy men to carry that sack of suet.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 09:29 AM (mpXpK)

I think they'd be doing the Hillary toss.

Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:31 AM (nBr1j)

40 doh
monkey

Posted by: Kyon at January 23, 2018 09:31 AM (mlXE0)

41 "I said Park at the docks, not the rocks!"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2018 09:31 AM (4dbPD)

42 Thank you literally hundred Horde members for tossing a couple of shekels toward Northernlurker.

I love this freakin' place.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:31 AM (Ckg4U)

43 suet?

Nope.

Lard.

Posted by: JAS at January 23, 2018 09:31 AM (7JbXq)

44 The old Simian Switch.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 23, 2018 09:32 AM (ATVNj)

45 42 Thank you literally hundred Horde members for tossing a couple of shekels toward Northernlurker.

I love this freakin' place.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:31 AM (Ckg4U)

He! I'm right here.

Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:32 AM (nBr1j)

46 So....what pig painted this one?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 09:32 AM (8iiMU)

47 *fistbump*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:32 AM (Ckg4U)

48 PUT DOWN THE BRUSHES AND HELP SOMEBODY, VERNET!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 09:32 AM (oVJmc)

49 Been working O.T. on your behalf, Brother!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:33 AM (Ckg4U)

50 Once again class we direct your attention to art created by humans.

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2018 09:33 AM (jCN1w)

51 Where is the flotsam and jetsam?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 09:33 AM (8iiMU)

52 I like this picture. I like the way the tininess of the survivors contrasts with the big, wild ocean. Reminds us of the power of nature. The ocean is a beautiful thing, but very mighty.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2018 09:34 AM (kNasr)

53 Where's the ship wreckage? Is this a Brokeback Mountain theme? Broke dick cliff!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 09:34 AM (rdl6o)

54 I would have preferred to post this in the Morning Thread but I slacked. From over the sea and 50 years ago, still relevant to us:

Enoch Powell's 'Rivers of Blood' speech

http://bit.ly/2DuR3Hv

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:35 AM (QQ+il)

55 Show me a pig who can paint like that, and I'll be impressed.

Posted by: Shoeless Guy at January 23, 2018 09:35 AM (0uZGS)

56


On The Way To New Zealand - a limerick

My memory may not be correct
But as best as I can recollect
While transporting our flocks
The ship hit the rocks
"Lord help us! We've been sheepwrecked!"

Posted by: Muldoon at January 23, 2018 09:35 AM (wPiJc)

57 I know they look like rocks. That's what the Republicans want us to believe.

But, I'm the captain, dammit! I know what I'm doing.

Helmsman, maintain your course and speed.

Posted by: Captain Schumer at January 23, 2018 09:35 AM (ATVNj)

58 Flotsam and Jetsam:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxVOnNVhxwY

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:35 AM (Ckg4U)

59 Jeff Sessions watches from atop his rock while PDT rescues American's in distress.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 09:36 AM (r9UYA)

60 And yes, I too wonder where is the detritus from the shipwreck. Located just off stage left, I gather.

Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2018 09:36 AM (kNasr)

61 Et tu, Detritus?

Posted by: Julius Caesar at January 23, 2018 09:37 AM (ATVNj)

62 "And yes, I too wonder where is the detritus from the shipwreck. Located just off stage left, I gather."
-Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2018 09:36 AM (kNasr)

That looks about right.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:37 AM (Ckg4U)

63 But, I'm the captain, dammit! I know what I'm doing.
Helmsman, maintain your course and speed. Posted by: Captain Schumer at January 23, 2018 09:35 AM (ATVNj)
=====

Captain Shettino.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 23, 2018 09:38 AM (MIKMs)

64 Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (nBr1j)


Bichon's are very independent until it gets dark outside. Then they can't get close enough to you

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 09:38 AM (4u7kU)

65 Lets see now, do we spend state money suing Trump for various things or help the people of Maryland who are ripped off by other things. I say sue Trump!

Baltimore Sun:

Frosh, a Democrat, said that diverting those funds puts him in a tough position.

I hate to have to choose between defending Marylander's against the Trump administration and defending them against people who are trying to rip them off in other contexts, but that's the choice that's been put before us this year, Frosh said. Sue Trump!

Posted by: Colin at January 23, 2018 09:38 AM (jXaOs)

66 The man looks despondent, inert, so I assume his lover is deceased.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 09:38 AM (/qEW2)

67 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WATER HAS NO SHAPE!

Posted by: JAS at January 23, 2018 09:38 AM (7JbXq)

68 Thank you literally hundred Horde members for tossing a couple of shekels toward Northernlurker.

I love this freakin' place.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)


The Horde Benevolent Society is real, even if it is informal...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 23, 2018 09:39 AM (AM1GF)

69 'sup, Horde?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 09:39 AM (ptqGC)

70 I was contacted this morning by Maria--a Colombian girl who became like a daughter to me when she spent a school year with us. We haven't communicated in a very long time. This is touching me and blessing me.

Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:39 AM (nBr1j)

71 Stop misusing apostrophes, you silly bastards!

*Gah!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:39 AM (Ckg4U)

72 But, I'm the captain, dammit! I know what I'm doing.

That's what I said!

Posted by: Joseph Jeffrey Hazelwood at January 23, 2018 09:39 AM (rdl6o)

73 Sen. Toomey on radio now blasting PA SC order to redraw congressional districts by Feb 9.

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2018 09:39 AM (jCN1w)

74 I have the music from Felix Mendelssohn "The Hebrides" playing in my head while viewing this painting. Excellent detail and fits the mood.

Posted by: auscolpyr at January 23, 2018 09:40 AM (suO/a)

75 66
The man looks despondent, inert, so I assume his lover is deceased.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 09:38 AM (/qEW2)

She is upset that her texts did not get deleted, while his did.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 09:40 AM (8iiMU)

76 68. Northernlurker, someday, Teh Horde will come to you and ask a favor......

* leans back in leather desk-chair. Nods to Tommy and Mike *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 09:40 AM (fA1SL)

77 The real Rosie The Riveter is mort at 96.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 09:40 AM (r9UYA)

78
I was contacted this morning by Maria--a Colombian girl who became like a
daughter to me when she spent a school year with us. We haven't
communicated in a very long time. This is touching me and blessing me.

Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:39 AM (nBr1j)


That *is* a blessing. {{hug}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 09:41 AM (ptqGC)

79 I'm shocked to learn the FBI has a Secret Society of NeverTrumpers.

*looks around for shocked face* *shrugs* *gives up*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 09:42 AM (ptqGC)

80 That's freaking awesome, NL.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:42 AM (Ckg4U)

81 Pretty sure Vernet's patrons were not bar owners

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 09:42 AM (4u7kU)

82 Hey, Pa, I found this here woman. Can I keep her?

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2018 09:42 AM (Z5y53)

83 Morning, y'all... busy but beautiful AM, under a bright blue Texas sky.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 23, 2018 09:42 AM (7LY+6)

84 Another fine example of the Romantic theme of Man vs. Nature. Look at how the humans are rendered puny and powerless. They even blend into the landscape with only a small daub of red to draw your eye to them. Meanwhile, the landscape is huge and menacing. The crashing, crushing waves slam against the solid, towering rocks. Notice too how the people, who should be the focus, but aren't, are limited to the very bottom of the piece, while the exact center holds the most violent image of the painting. Vernet further emphasizes this area buy giving it a spotlight effect. This spotlight is repeated on the people--while he wants them to remain secondary, he doesn't want you to miss them entirely. Vernet wants you to feel the terror, drama and tragedy of this scene.

Nice find, CBD.

Posted by: Kris at January 23, 2018 09:42 AM (nwqNw)

85 The man carrying the woman is clearly thinking, " Nice boobehs, now is my time"

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at January 23, 2018 09:42 AM (FTPVM)

86 The Horde Benevolent Society is real, even if it is informal...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 23, 2018 09:39 AM (AM1GF)

So pants optional?

Posted by: auscolpyr at January 23, 2018 09:42 AM (suO/a)

87 76 68. Northernlurker, someday, Teh Horde will come to you and ask a favor......

* leans back in leather desk-chair. Nods to Tommy and Mike *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 09:40 AM (fA1SL)

Umm, understood. Whatever you need.

Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:43 AM (nBr1j)

88 Meanwhile, I've been wound-up in Non-Stop Metal for the past four days.

My neck is tired from headbanging.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:43 AM (Ckg4U)

89 Horace was really good at painting water. It's an art.

Posted by: huerfano at January 23, 2018 09:43 AM (EtMVh)

90 52
I like this picture. I like the way the tininess of the survivors
contrasts with the big, wild ocean. Reminds us of the power of nature.
The ocean is a beautiful thing, but very mighty.





Posted by: bluebell at January 23, 2018 09:34 AM (kNasr)



O God, Thy sea is so great, and my boat is so small, from a Breton Fishermen's prayer recited as they passed the Point du Raz at the tip of Brittany, bound for the Atlantic.


Every sailor knows that lines and any time you man the rails and look out on the ocean it is proven.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 09:43 AM (mpXpK)

91 Mos def lacking a happy little bush or two, yo.

Posted by: Bobross-T at January 23, 2018 09:43 AM (ctuyM)

92 Not many survivors - not much debris.

Major General John A. Lejeune, as a young lieutenant in the Pacific went through a hurricane and shipwreck. The description in his biography is harrowing.

"The Reminiscences of a Marine" available on Amazon for the Kindle @ 99cents.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 09:43 AM (GroCc)

93 I'm shocked to learn the FBI has a Secret Society of NeverTrumpers.

*looks around for shocked face* *shrugs* *gives up*

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Wait, so you're saying HYDRA took root within SHIELD?

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 23, 2018 09:43 AM (AM1GF)

94 The Cliffs of Insanity!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 23, 2018 09:43 AM (rdl6o)

95 "So pants optional?"
-Posted by: auscolpyr at January 23, 2018 09:42 AM (suO/a)

Sounds like The Horde to me. Jacket required, pants optional.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:44 AM (Ckg4U)

96 The old Al Franken boobieh grab.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 23, 2018 09:44 AM (MnkFD)

97 Given a choice between the two, I'd take the pig painting. This is like one hundred shades of drab.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 23, 2018 09:45 AM (fD4nI)

98 That painting reminds me of the time I jumped into the wave pool at Wet n' Wild years ago and it was a lot more intense than I expected. I kept trying to swim to the side, but the waves kept washing me back and interrupting my breathing.

I remember a girl on an air mattress saying, I think that guys drownin'" in a lovely southern drawl.

I was thinking, "Could this be the end of Rico."

Anyway, long story short, I survived.

So that was the two times I was in the wave pool--the first and the last.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 23, 2018 09:45 AM (kfcYC)

99 The district redraw project was masterminded by Obama and his commie cronies. They just tried to redraw NC but SCOTUS stopped them. They must be targeting states that have majority demunist supreme courts.

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2018 09:45 AM (jCN1w)

100 >>92 Not many survivors

The rest were cannibalized on the lifeboats.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 09:45 AM (r9UYA)

101 Sen. Toomey on radio now blasting PA SC order to redraw congressional districts by Feb 9.

The Democrats, who once welcomed race based gerrymanders, are now willing to throw their black faction under the bus in their desperation to hold on to power. Without majority-minority districts, black Democrats will be replaced by old white male Democrats.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:46 AM (QQ+il)

102 Maria was a teenager when she was in our home. She's now somewhere in the late 20s. I have no idea what the intervening years have done but she was bright and very warm--the stereotype latina personality.
She called me Teem. So if my nic changes it might be that, since I'm really not lurking anymore.

Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:46 AM (nBr1j)

103 100. Precautionary measure.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 09:46 AM (fA1SL)

104 > I like the way the tininess of the survivors contrasts with the big, wild ocean. Reminds us of the power of nature.

Yeah, it's a really effective contrast.

I read an article once that said that some of Beethoven's "stormy" music was inspired by Vernet. Apparently the timing is right for him to have seen the paintings, anyway.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at January 23, 2018 09:46 AM (4bKiB)

105
Jamaica Inn is on the headland, I'm thinking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 09:46 AM (K1sgG)

106 Didn't they hear that the tsunami warning was cancelled?

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2018 09:46 AM (xjiRE)

107 Bichon's are very independent until it gets dark outside. Then they can't get close enough to you
Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 09:38 AM


They want your body heat because they're friseing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2018 09:47 AM (ctuyM)

108 Maria was a teenager when she was in our home. She's
now somewhere in the late 20s. I have no idea what the intervening
years have done but she was bright and very warm--the stereotype latina
personality.

She called me Teem. So if my nic changes it might be that, since I'm really not lurking anymore.

Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:46 AM (nBr1j)


"Teem." I like it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 09:47 AM (ptqGC)

109 The Democrats, who once welcomed race based
gerrymanders, are now willing to throw their black faction under the bus
in their desperation to hold on to power. Without majority-minority
districts, black Democrats will be replaced by old white male Democrats.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:46 AM (QQ+il)
------------------------------
And this would destroy the entertainment value of the average Dem press conference.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 23, 2018 09:48 AM (5NMZN)

110
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (uOAOA)


Really ? This would send me to the light box for an extra twenty minutes. Arghh.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 23, 2018 09:48 AM (fD4nI)

111 "84 Another fine example of the Romantic theme of Man vs. Nature. Look at how the humans are rendered puny and powerless. They even blend into the landscape with only a small daub of red to draw your eye to them. Meanwhile, the landscape is huge and menacing."

See now if Trump were in this painting, you would see him center top, behind that line of cliffs, with his head stretching to the sky, and he be pouring it on to the rocks from the rear, saying "Who's your daddy? Yeah!!! Who's your daddy???"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 09:48 AM (V2Yro)

112 *HAH!* @ "Teem"

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:48 AM (Ckg4U)

113 108. Probably a contraction of 'Tio' something or other.

Teem shall be your inner name, known only to members of your sietch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 09:49 AM (fA1SL)

114 Not many survivors - not much debris.

Trust me, there was a ship, and I was the survivor. Those two guys threw me into the van.

Posted by: Hilarry at January 23, 2018 09:49 AM (2z74n)

115 Neil Diamond has announced he has Parkinson's disease. Cancelling tour. He's 77.

Always loved him and I've never heard him get political.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 09:49 AM (ptqGC)

116 Looks like Schumer is getting hocked a chinik from all sides. Too bad

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 09:51 AM (4u7kU)

117 So pants optional?
Posted by: auscolpyr at January 23, 2018 09:42 AM


Cut. Jib.

Newsletter?

Posted by: Hillary! To 2020! 2024! And Beyond!!! at January 23, 2018 09:51 AM (ctuyM)

118 "Probably a contraction of 'Tio' something or other."
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 09:49 AM (fA1SL)

Naw... dude's name is "Tim". That's the Columbian version of it. "Teem"... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:52 AM (Ckg4U)

119 Neil Diamond has announced he has Parkinson's disease. Cancelling tour. He's 77.

Well, that sets the cancellation bar pretty high!

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2018 09:52 AM (2z74n)

120 She called me Teem. So if my nic changes it might be that, since I'm really not lurking anymore.
Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:46 AM (nBr1j)


So what you are saying is - there are some who call you 'Teem'? Are you an enchanter?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 23, 2018 09:52 AM (+F0Wk)

121 Neil Diamond has announced he has Parkinson's disease. Cancelling tour. He's 77.

Always loved him and I've never heard him get political.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 09:49 AM (ptqGC)

"Sweet Caroline" will live on and on for crowd interaction at sporting events.

Posted by: auscolpyr at January 23, 2018 09:52 AM (suO/a)

122 I saw another pic of Chuck Schumer today. Is there another face, anywhere, more in need of a fist?

Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:52 AM (nBr1j)

123 there are those who call him.....Teem

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 23, 2018 09:52 AM (ZQfW9)

124 Every Moron has three names: The name we know them by, the name the world calls them, and the name they keep only to themselves.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:53 AM (QQ+il)

125 118. You're saying he's a wizard, knows much that is hidden, and wears rams' horns on his head?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 09:53 AM (fA1SL)

126 They want your body heat because they're friseing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2018 09:47 AM (ctuyM)

good one

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 09:53 AM (4u7kU)

127 Love the use scale and of color in this storm scene with the grays of the water, clouds, and the wet rocks. The small figures emphasize the deadly force of nature that humans face in their endeavors on the ocean. Anyone who has shivered watching waves smashing against rocky cliffs can feel the wind, mist and cold. Very effective. Also a bit different from many other Vernet paintings which are usually very bright even when the subject is tragic.

Doyle has Sherlock Holmes mention he is related to Vernet the artist. Looking at these other paintings I can see how they would appeal to Doyle, who thought his White Company adventure and other books would outlive the Holmes stories.

Posted by: JTB at January 23, 2018 09:53 AM (V+03K)

128 101. y'know I wondered about that. It's a 'be careful what you wish for' situation.

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2018 09:53 AM (jCN1w)

129 I saw another pic of Chuck Schumer today. Is there another face, anywhere, more in need of a fist?

Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:52 AM (nBr1j)


Nope. I particularly love how he stares at us over those glasses, like an evil headmaster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 09:53 AM (ptqGC)

130 there are those who call him.....Teem


some call him the gangster of love ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:54 AM (QQ+il)

131 In keeping with the painting, didn't Neil Diamond sing "Love On The Rocks"?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2018 09:54 AM (MnkFD)

132 Naw... dude's name is "Tim". That's the Columbian version of it. "Teem"... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:52 AM (Ckg4U)
------------------------------
Wouldn't the Columbian version be "Tim" and the Colombian version "Teem"?

Posted by: RioBravo at January 23, 2018 09:54 AM (5NMZN)

133 Call me Ishmael.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2018 09:54 AM (+lOpA)

134 Wouldn't the Columbian version be "Tim" and the Colombian version "Teem"?


Posted by: RioBravo at January 23, 2018 09:54 AM (5NMZN)


Zing!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 09:54 AM (ptqGC)

135 ""Sweet Caroline" will live on and on for crowd interaction at sporting events."
-Posted by: auscolpyr at January 23, 2018 09:52 AM (suO/a)

In Boston, at least. It hasn't quite caught-on elsewhere.

Now... "Final Countdown", on the other hand is ubiquitous.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:55 AM (Ckg4U)

136 Every Moron has three names: The name we know them by, the name the world calls them, and the name they keep only to themselves.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:53 AM (QQ+il)


"Morons! The Musical"

All songs will be limericks set to music.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 23, 2018 09:55 AM (+F0Wk)

137 there are those who call him.....Teem


some call him the gangster of love ..


some one called him "Maurice" once

once

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 23, 2018 09:55 AM (ZQfW9)

138 130 there are those who call him.....Teem


some call him the gangster of love ..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:54 AM (QQ+il)

Hey, keep it up and you might just make me laugh>

Posted by: Northernlurker, (Teem?) at January 23, 2018 09:55 AM (nBr1j)

139 Great. Another loser has gone on a shooting spree at a H.S. in Kentucky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 09:55 AM (ptqGC)

140 I think the woman is faking. Again.

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 09:55 AM (gs8be)

141 Okay now you have made me laugh.

Posted by: Northernlurker, (Teem?) at January 23, 2018 09:55 AM (nBr1j)

142 My bad. I need to be called-out on my spelling errors! Thank you! ...lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:56 AM (Ckg4U)

143 This is like one hundred shades of drab.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 23, 2018 09:45 AM (fD4nI)

And yet it is considered a Romantic...

Odd, that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 09:56 AM (wYseH)

144 "Sweet Caroline" is sung at games here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 09:56 AM (ptqGC)

145 Nope. I particularly love how he stares at us over those glasses, like an evil headmaster.

--

That look particularly bugs me. It's a nose puncher.

And my mind always superimposes a pair of horns on his head when he's doing the glasses/nose glare.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 23, 2018 09:56 AM (mQ0Mc)

146 Alternate title - After the Kraken

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2018 09:56 AM (gbWkA)

147 No mention of all the guns lost to the sea?

You guys are slacking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 09:57 AM (ptqGC)

148 They played Sweet Caroline at my son's wedding reception. Obnoxious as heck. I told him to stick with the BeeGees, but does he listen?

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 23, 2018 09:57 AM (fD4nI)

149 I think they've been shipwrecked on Kong Island.

Posted by: Northernlurker, (Teem?) at January 23, 2018 09:57 AM (nBr1j)

150 Hmm,face that is more in need of a fist than Shumers.....
John Oliver?

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 09:57 AM (LiyEm)

151 Too many paintings with this subject seem to paint the people as being in a different weather system than the rest of the painting.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 09:57 AM (zoyKY)

152 Oh shit, I'm a butter head!

Posted by: Nipples McNipples at January 23, 2018 09:58 AM (9uTCL)

153 45 Nope. I particularly love how he stares at us over those glasses, like an evil headmaster.

--

That look particularly bugs me. It's a nose puncher.

And my mind always superimposes a pair of horns on his head when he's doing the glasses/nose glare.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 23, 2018 09:56 AM (mQ0Mc)

Then at night his psychopathic wife beats him within a inch of his life.

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2018 09:58 AM (gbWkA)

154 I think they've been shipwrecked on Kong Island.



I hear drums.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:58 AM (QQ+il)

155 Alternate title for the painting:

"Schumer and Pelosi: After the Trumpening"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 09:58 AM (ptqGC)

156 I think the woman is faking.
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 09:55 AM


You would fake too, if it happened to you.

Posted by: zombie Leslie Gore at January 23, 2018 09:59 AM (ctuyM)

157 I like the Winslow Homer picture on the same theme better. The survivor in the Homer painting is a babe!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 23, 2018 09:59 AM (WpaJf)

158 I think they've been shipwrecked on Kong Island.


I hear drums.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Time to worry is when they stop.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2018 09:59 AM (4dbPD)

159 The thing about Schumer is I don't think he knows what to do when someone fights back and the media is no longer able to do the fighting for him.

Posted by: Northernlurker, (Teem?) at January 23, 2018 09:59 AM (nBr1j)

160 She's dead Jim, let her go.

Posted by: IP at January 23, 2018 09:59 AM (/fNs2)

161 I'm for Team Teem!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 23, 2018 09:59 AM (AM1GF)

162 In keeping with the painting, didn't Neil Diamond sing "Love On The Rocks"?

--

Or they're illegals trying to reach the US shore. Cue "Coming to America...tooooday!"

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 23, 2018 09:59 AM (mQ0Mc)

163 Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 23, 2018 09:57 AM (fD4nI)


What you dont like singing Bamp Bamp Bamp at the top of your lungs?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 09:59 AM (zoyKY)

164 Hmm,face that is more in need of a fist than Shumers.....

John Oliver?

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 09:57 AM (LiyEm)


Joe Scarborough's

Chris Cuomo's

Jim Acosta's

For starters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 09:59 AM (ptqGC)

165 Guy on shore - How*s the water?
Man and woman - Invigorating!

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (gbWkA)

166 27
447 Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:20 AM (nBr1j)



Got a Bichon yet ??

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 09:25 AM (4u7kU)



From upthread. I won't be buying a fur baby until March at the
earliest. I'm going to look at some Pomskys tomorrow. I know they are
adorable. I'm not convinced they would be suitable but I might fall in
love because I'm kind of susceptible.

Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (nBr1j)

Best things about dogs is if you love them a ton when the are little, they will give it back tenfold for the rest of their lives.
Be sure to get the right size and shed/not shed style and a dog will never be a bother. I think the "right size for you" is the biggest thing to think about.

I don't care for little dogs. I like me a 50 pounder- 90 is good, but getting into "needs special vehicle" range.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (ymnmz)

167 Those are not happy clouds.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (O5Q3r)

168 CBD

Put that painting next to the one from yesterday. Where does your eye go? Which one has happy little colors? Which one doesn't require an extra dose of Abilify?


I rest my case.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (fD4nI)

169 I hear drums.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 09:58 AM


Run. Run!

Before the bass solo starts!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (ctuyM)

170 Katie Pavlich looking cute in here fluorescent red outfit on Varney this morning.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (8iiMU)

171 The Kentucky school shooting this morning.


http://tinyurl.com/ya2cdhmr

Is this where we express concern about the inevitable Anti-Muslem anti-gun backlash?

(Stealing the idea from CAIR)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (EyPfd)

172 I think the woman is faking.



She's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Angus MacCoy, MD at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (GroCc)

173 Idris Elba says next James Bond could be a black woman.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (LiyEm)

174 165. 'And Mr. Schwartz replies, "Nu, I make a living." '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 10:01 AM (fA1SL)

175 Katie Pavlich looking cute in here fluorescent red outfit on Varney this morning.




Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (8iiMU)


Phrasing?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 10:01 AM (ptqGC)

176 143. Grammie has the soul of an artist, she has a visceral response to color. The only value this piece would have to me is the price it claims at auction.

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2018 10:01 AM (jCN1w)

177 159 The thing about Schumer is I don't think he knows what to do when someone fights back and the media is no longer able to do the fighting for him.
___________________________________

Exactly.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2018 10:01 AM (ATVNj)

178 US Navy competence !
My lib friend (ex-Navy) was bemoaning the prosecutions of the Navy Commanders who are being charged in the recent accidents resulting in fatalities.
'but they were underfunded, ill-equipped and undertrained !'

yeah, by who ?! says I

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2018 10:01 AM (WXSv6)

179 From upthread. I won't be buying a fur baby until March at the earliest. I'm going to look at some Pomskys tomorrow. I know they are adorable. I'm not convinced they would be suitable but I might fall in love because I'm kind of susceptible.

Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (nBr1j)


Dude, Conor says to tell you French Bulldogs are where it's at! (Actually he said, "de rigueur" but I translated.)

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2018 10:02 AM (gwPgz)

180 " Idris Elba says next James Bond could be a black woman."

Idris Elba is clearly transphobic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 10:02 AM (EyPfd)

181 Idris Elba says next James Bond could be a black woman.

Posted by: steevy


That movie would bomb so hard...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 23, 2018 10:02 AM (AM1GF)

182 I think the woman is faking. Again.
Posted by: jsg
-------------

Drama queen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 10:02 AM (D5uQK)

183 Put that painting next to the one from yesterday.
Where does your eye go? Which one has happy little colors? Which one
doesn't require an extra dose of Abilify?





I rest my case.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (fD4nI)

True. There is no color in the painting to draw the eye.
Now, if Katie Pavlich were on the beach, dripping wet in that fluorescent dress, my eye would be caught.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2018 10:02 AM (8iiMU)

184 Hmmph,never even heard about this and it happened last week.Wonder why?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286695/

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 10:02 AM (LiyEm)

185 173 Idris Elba says next James Bond could be a black woman.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (LiyEm)

_________________________________________

And the movie will go to DVD in 3 minutes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 23, 2018 10:02 AM (ATVNj)

186 Idris Elba says next James Bond could be a black woman.

Box office gold!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 23, 2018 10:03 AM (O5Q3r)

187 As a former Assistant Navigator*, I strove to have pictures like this become more fantasy than reality.

All sailors have common enemies. The Sea, and Weather. Even today.

* Assistant Navigators are the first fusible link is a chain of blame in case of a grounding.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 10:03 AM (hyuyC)

188 Dude, Conor says to tell you French Bulldogs are where it's at! (Actually he said, "de rigueur" but I translated.)

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2018 10:02 AM (gwPgz)


The owner of my hair salon bought a baby French Bulldog for his daughter. It lives at the salon during the day while she's in school.


Cutest. Thing. Ever. I won't reveal the unbelievable price he paid for it though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 10:03 AM (ptqGC)

189 I can't seem to copy and paste comments, so if I don't respond to you, blame Apple.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 23, 2018 10:03 AM (fD4nI)

190 181 I wonder how Proud Mary did at the box office?

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 10:04 AM (LiyEm)

191 Phrasing?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 10:01 AM (ptqGC)

On Varney's.....show?

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 23, 2018 10:04 AM (8iiMU)

192 Katie Pavlich always looks cute.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:04 AM (Ckg4U)

193 3 guys, 1 woman.

I'm thinking her name is Cher

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 10:04 AM (gs8be)

194
Horde is moving pretty fast this morning.

Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 10:04 AM (GroCc)

195 166 27
447 Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:20 AM (nBr1j)



Got a Bichon yet ??

Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 09:25 AM (4u7kU)



From upthread. I won't be buying a fur baby until March at the
earliest. I'm going to look at some Pomskys tomorrow. I know they are
adorable. I'm not convinced they would be suitable but I might fall in
love because I'm kind of susceptible.

Posted by: Northernlurker, honestly this is family. I'm not lurking anymore. at January 23, 2018 09:30 AM (nBr1j)

Best things about dogs is if you love them a ton when the are little, they will give it back tenfold for the rest of their lives.
Be sure to get the right size and shed/not shed style and a dog will never be a bother. I think the "right size for you" is the biggest thing to think about.

I don't care for little dogs. I like me a 50 pounder- 90 is good, but getting into "needs special vehicle" range.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (ymnmz)

I'm quite a distance from making a decision but honestly I'm leaning Akita--probably a female, which would run maybe 110 pounds. That breed would require focussed training for the first six months, maybe year to establish dominance and socialize her but that might be an awesome distraction. I'm aware of shedding issues but I can take her out for brushing once or twice a year.
A dog that is gentle with visitors but slightly aloof might be my personal preference over a dog that jumps on every lap.

Posted by: Northernlurker, (Teem?) at January 23, 2018 10:04 AM (nBr1j)

196 She's no Mollie Hemingway, however.

...and certainly no Rothko.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:04 AM (Ckg4U)

197 Horde is moving pretty fast this morning.



Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 10:04 AM (GroCc)


We must all be highly caffeinated. I know I am.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 10:05 AM (ptqGC)

198 Needs some trees. And maybe a cabin. Cabins are always good.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 10:05 AM (CPk08)

199 '* Assistant Navigators are the first fusible link is a chain of blame in case of a grounding.'

I just give 'em the correct chart. What they do with it is up to them.

Posted by: Every QM, ever. at January 23, 2018 10:05 AM (EyPfd)

200 Idris Elba is a person*s name? Sounds more like a punchline.

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2018 10:05 AM (gbWkA)

201 50,000 emails over the course of a whole year would be almost 70 each per day.

That's a full time job right there.

I guess treason isn't going to commit itself.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 23, 2018 10:05 AM (kfcYC)

202 Grump928(C)

Drum solos are the real worry on Kong Island.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 10:05 AM (hyuyC)

203 180 " Idris Elba says next James Bond could be a black woman."

Oh no you di'int Spectre !

Posted by: Black Woman Bond at January 23, 2018 10:05 AM (gs8be)

204 Is anyone here this morning also on Twitter? I don't have an account and I'd like a link put into a thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2018 10:06 AM (ewxPW)

205 202 Grump928(C)

Drum solos are the real worry on Kong Island.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 10:05 AM (hyuyC)

The drum solo from break out?

Posted by: Northernlurker, (Teem?) at January 23, 2018 10:06 AM (nBr1j)

206 Idris Elba says next James Bond could be a black woman.
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (LiyEm)

Didnt Charlize Theron try to do a Female James Bond type movie and fail? I am sure the same would happen with a black female James Bond.

Besides they already made Jackie Brown.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 10:06 AM (zoyKY)

207 Ian Fleming spins in his grave.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 10:06 AM (ptqGC)

208 202
Grump928(C)



Drum solos are the real worry on Kong Island.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 10:05 AM (hyuyC)

But banjos put the fear of the Almighty in you - every time.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2018 10:07 AM (jxbfJ)

209 206 Idris Elba says next James Bond could be a black woman.
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (LiyEm)

Didnt Charlize Theron try to do a Female James Bond type movie and fail? I am sure the same would happen with a black female James Bond.

Besides they already made Jackie Brown.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 10:06 AM (zoyKY)

Will the next Bond be a Somali Muslim?

Posted by: Northernlurker, (Teem?) at January 23, 2018 10:07 AM (nBr1j)

210 "Needs some trees. And maybe a cabin. Cabins are always good."
-Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 10:05 AM (CPk0

...and lets give him a friend. ...maybe, maybe right here.

-zhooom-.

I think Bob Ross made that word from whole-cloth.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:07 AM (Ckg4U)

211 The Kentucky school shooting this morning.


NO motive can be determined.

Posted by: FBI at January 23, 2018 10:07 AM (r9UYA)

212 Posted by: Northernlurker, (Teem?) at January 23, 2018 10:04 AM (nBr1j)

Again highly recommend you research a Labradoodle. The Akita is a lot of work.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 10:08 AM (zoyKY)

213 199. They kept the spice-tanks full, I thought? Or are they the ones with the big microphones and the oozing head wounds?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 10:08 AM (fA1SL)

214 * Assistant Navigators are the first fusible link is a chain of blame in case of a grounding.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 10:03 AM


This.

Posted by: JOODs everywhere at January 23, 2018 10:08 AM (ctuyM)

215 Every QM, ever.

Update your quals, freeloader. You have a responsibility as well as the OOD.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 10:08 AM (hyuyC)

216 I wonder how Proud Mary did at the box office?

Posted by: steevy


From what I gather, poorly. Wasn't reviewed well, either.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 23, 2018 10:08 AM (AM1GF)

217 Is that the big lake they call Gitchegumee?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 23, 2018 10:08 AM (O5Q3r)

218 But banjos put the fear of the Almighty in you - every time.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2018 10:07 AM (jxbfJ)

Didn't know Buck Owens was so powerful.

Posted by: auscolpyr at January 23, 2018 10:09 AM (suO/a)

219 Idris Elba says next James Bond could be a black woman.

------------------------------

Double-Transed!

Posted by: RioBravo at January 23, 2018 10:09 AM (5NMZN)

220 218 But banjos put the fear of the Almighty in you - every time.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2018 10:07 AM (jxbfJ)

Didn't know Buck Owens was so powerful.
Posted by: auscolpyr at January 23, 2018 10:09 AM (suO/a)

Duelling banjos--gigantic albino gorillas.

Posted by: Northernlurker, (Teem?) at January 23, 2018 10:09 AM (nBr1j)

221 Looks pretty barren. And there's nothing to eat on the island, either.

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 10:10 AM (gs8be)

222 "Update your quals, freeloader. You have a responsibility as well as the OOD."

*Toddles back down to Main Control, coffee cup in hand*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 10:10 AM (EyPfd)

223 Roy Clark is going to be really freaking surprised.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:10 AM (Ckg4U)

224 Guys like action movies but girl power action movies not so much.And women don't like them in any case either.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 10:10 AM (LiyEm)

225 220. Coming soon on Gorilla Channel's Soundstage!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 10:10 AM (fA1SL)

226
I'm quite a distance from making a decision but
honestly I'm leaning Akita--probably a female, which would run maybe 110
pounds. That breed would require focussed training for the first six
months, maybe year to establish dominance and socialize her but that
might be an awesome distraction. I'm aware of shedding issues but I can
take her out for brushing once or twice a year.

A dog that is gentle with visitors but slightly aloof might be my personal preference over a dog that jumps on every lap.

Posted by: Northernlurker, (Teem?) at January 23, 2018 10:04 AM (nBr1j)

You got it right. You know you have to socialize the big dogs and are willing to do the work. It will keep you focused on something happy and get you out of the house some, and people will come up and talk to you .

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 23, 2018 10:11 AM (ymnmz)

227
I don't care for little dogs. I like me a 50 pounder- 90 is good, but getting into "needs special vehicle" range.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (ymnmz)






Also known as "bring Hefty Bags when cleaning up poop" size.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2018 10:11 AM (veoSD)

228 201
50,000 emails over the course of a whole year would be almost 70 each per day.



That's a full time job right there.



I guess treason isn't going to commit itself.



Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 23, 2018 10:05 AM (kfcYC)

More than that.Something like 137 per day. So, 13.7 per hour if you spend 10 hours per day texting/emailing.

They *might* make the Wall of Shame.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 10:11 AM (8iiMU)

229 Retired show dogs are available--expensive but available. They would already be trained. I'm not sure how the bonding would go in that case.

Posted by: Northernlurker, (Teem?) at January 23, 2018 10:11 AM (nBr1j)

230 Pam Greer >> Taraji Henson

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 23, 2018 10:11 AM (AM1GF)

231 192 Katie Pavlich always looks cute.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:04 AM (Ckg4U)

I've had a thing for her since she first showed up on the public scene. *sighs wistfully*

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 10:11 AM (NWiLs)

232
Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 10:12 AM (QQ+il)

233 205 Northernlurker, (Teem?)

The drum solo from break out?

No, the one from In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida is the real worry.

Although Our Country is Screwed is quite correct.

Banjos >> drum solos on the axis of fear.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 10:12 AM (hyuyC)

234
Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 10:12 AM (QQ+il)

235 "I don't care for little dogs. I like me a 50 pounder- 90 is good, but getting into "needs special vehicle" range. "

That gives you a good size meal.

And plenty of leftovers.

Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at January 23, 2018 10:12 AM (EyPfd)

236 Is that the big lake they call Gitchegumee?


Posted by: tu3031 at January 23, 2018 10:08 AM (O5Q3r)

----------------------------Hawthorne and the POWER of poetry.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 23, 2018 10:12 AM (5NMZN)

237 -Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 10:11 AM (NWiLs)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:12 AM (Ckg4U)

238 Posted by: RioBravo at January 23, 2018 10:09 AM (5NMZN)

Seriously, unless the James Bond canon is updated to include Jamie al-Bond, a trans from Somalia, there will never be another box office success.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2018 10:12 AM (gwPgz)

239 Speaking of water, which maybe we were kinda in a way, my cousin got baptized in the Jordan River yesterday. I want to jump up and down so hard that my feet would fly off. I've been praying for her since I was 9 years old. She was never interested in the Gospel. She's a year older than me, so it's been a long time.

Never give up. Keep praying. God will do it
when He wants to do it. Her pictures make me cry, in a good good way.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 23, 2018 10:13 AM (fD4nI)

240 This painting is how Ted Kennedy remembers Chappaquiddick happening

Posted by: rammajamma at January 23, 2018 10:13 AM (AjNMO)

241 203
180 " Idris Elba says next James Bond could be a black woman."



Oh no you di'int Spectre !

Posted by: Black Woman Bond at January 23, 2018 10:05 AM (gs8be)


What about the bad guys? Instead of evil corporations lets make them evil Marxist Eco Terrorists......you know real life.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 23, 2018 10:13 AM (ymnmz)

242 I read a ghost story a while back about a man brought a coffin onto a ship for a journey down the Atlantic coast. The ghost would enter through the portals at night and attack various passengers, until they set up a watch. The ship eventually got wrecked and the person inside the coffin was revealed to be the man's wife. I forget the author. Wasn't Lovecraft. Might have been M.R. James or Algernon Blackwood - one of those people.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 10:13 AM (/qEW2)

243 Steve'N'Seagulls Thunderstruck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 10:14 AM (gs8be)

244 Here's a shanty...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd5vQWYjUxs

Three men came aboard my ship and took my True Love from me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:14 AM (Ckg4U)

245 Retired show dogs are available--expensive but available. They would already be trained. I'm not sure how the bonding would go in that case.

Posted by: Northernlurker, (Teem?) at January 23, 2018 10:11 A


we have a retired show dog, a toy poodle who is absolutely bonded to us

she was a little apprehensive for the first two or three days, we had her, but now she's as bonded as if we'd raised her from a pup

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 23, 2018 10:14 AM (ZQfW9)

246 "Luckily, Simon managed to grab the Real Doll before the ship sank."

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 23, 2018 10:14 AM (jjaLl)

247 227


I don't care for little dogs. I like me a 50 pounder- 90 is good, but getting into "needs special vehicle" range.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 23, 2018 10:00 AM (ymnmz)













Also known as "bring Hefty Bags when cleaning up poop" size.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2018 10:11 AM (veoSD)


Nothing says winning like scooping poop with an actual shovel.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 23, 2018 10:15 AM (ymnmz)

248
You were caught on the crossfire of childhood and stardom,
Blown on the steel breeze.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 10:15 AM (QQ+il)

249 Now that we have a pet thread going, it is raining cats and dogs here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 10:15 AM (EyPfd)

250 There may be a translation problem here. It's possible that Idris Elba said Daniel Craig could next be a black woman.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2018 10:16 AM (H5rtT)

251 Speaking of water, which maybe we were kinda in a
way, my cousin got baptized in the Jordan River yesterday. I want to
jump up and down so hard that my feet would fly off. I've been praying
for her since I was 9 years old. She was never interested in the
Gospel. She's a year older than me, so it's been a long time.



Never give up. Keep praying. God will do it

when He wants to do it. Her pictures make me cry, in a good good way.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 23, 2018 10:13 AM (fD4nI)

It is good to read that... It gives me hope for my daughter:-)

Posted by: redbanzai at January 23, 2018 10:16 AM (9nCnN)

252 American tennis player has to deny he is a "far right sympathizer"

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/286728/

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 10:16 AM (LiyEm)

253 I know I'm in the minority on this (also the James Bond franchise isn't one I'm terribly invested in), but I wouldn't in principle mind a black guy or a woman playing 007.

But the fact that they're touting this as though it's supposed to be a big point of excitement means that they're not actually paying attention to anything that would make the movie actually entertaining means I don't have much hope for it to be anything but blatant pandering.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 23, 2018 10:16 AM (OJXf7)

254 From Drudge, Suzanne Somers says she's pleased with Trump, the way the economy is going, etc.

So TMZ (the source) sez Obama's GDP his first term was Just Like Trump's.

*facepalm*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 10:16 AM (ptqGC)

255
Come on you target for faraway laughter,
Come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 10:16 AM (QQ+il)

256 How could they make the next Bond film even worse than Spectre?
I've got it!

Posted by: Idris Elba at January 23, 2018 10:17 AM (SkuXa)

257 200 Idris Elba is a person*s name? Sounds more like a punchline.
Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2018 10:05 AM (gbWkA)

Able was I, Idris Elba.

Posted by: Apocryphal Napoleon at January 23, 2018 10:17 AM (RD7QR)

258 247. Get a Kavkaz ovcharka.

You can hook him up to a sulky for trips to town, and hitch him up to a plow for your garden.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 10:17 AM (fA1SL)

259 "Speaking of water, which maybe we were kinda in a way, my cousin got baptized in the Jordan River yesterday. I want to jump up and down so hard that my feet would fly off. I've been praying for her since I was 9 years old. She was never interested in the Gospel. She's a year older than me, so it's been a long time.
Never give up. Keep praying. God will do it
when He wants to do it. Her pictures make me cry, in a good good way.
"
-Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 23, 2018 10:13 AM (fD4nI)

That's freakin' lovely. Thank you for making my cheeks wet.

...no, not those cheeks you freaks.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:17 AM (Ckg4U)

260 ... until they set up a watch.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 10:13 AM


Would you possibly have some more information on this evolution?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: COMSEVENTHFLT at January 23, 2018 10:17 AM (ctuyM)

261 'Twas the Trump Fault that caused the earthquake, of course.

It measured 8.1 on the MAGA scale.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2018 10:18 AM (U6f54)

262 I think Atomic Blonde was okay. Very puzzle palace trust no one spy movie.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 10:18 AM (QQ+il)

263 'I know I'm in the minority on this (also the James Bond franchise isn't one I'm terribly invested in), but I wouldn't in principle mind a black guy or a woman playing 007. '

Maybe someone should mention that 008 is black.

009 is transgendered

Seems to be a rather simple solution to a problem, that isn't really a problem.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 10:19 AM (EyPfd)

264 grammie, that's wonderful. Gives me hope for my sister. I know both my parents worried about her, and our mother at the end of her life wanted my sis to believe in and accept the Lord.

I pray for her every single day. At Christmas she broke my heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 10:19 AM (ptqGC)

265 I'm quite a distance from making a decision but

honestly I'm leaning Akita--probably a female, which would run maybe 110

pounds. That breed would require focussed training for the first six

months, maybe year to establish dominance and socialize her but that

might be an awesome distraction. I'm aware of shedding issues but I can

take her out for brushing once or twice a year.


A dog that is gentle with visitors but slightly aloof might be my personal preference over a dog that jumps on every lap.



Posted by: Northernlurker, (Teem?) at January 23, 2018 10:04 AM (nBr1j)

NorthernLurker -
I have a Flat-Coated Retriever mix female (supposedly some newfie in her, but her size makes that questionable) that is absolutely AWESOME. 50-55lbs so she is a good size and portable. They are a smart breed, very sociable but not goofy like labs can be.

We found her as a rescue and I ask myself every day "who rescued who".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2018 10:19 AM (jxbfJ)

266
You reached for the secret too soon, you cried for the moon.
Shine on you crazy diamond.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 10:19 AM (QQ+il)

267 242 I read a ghost story a while back about a man brought a coffin onto a ship for a journey down the Atlantic coast. The ghost would enter through the portals at night and attack various passengers, until they set up a watch. The ship eventually got wrecked and the person inside the coffin was revealed to be the man's wife. I forget the author. Wasn't Lovecraft. Might have been M.R. James or Algernon Blackwood - one of those people.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 10:13 AM (/qEW2)

Sounds similar to Poe's "The Oblong Box", there was no murdering ghost though.

Posted by: Kris at January 23, 2018 10:19 AM (nwqNw)

268 red banzai -where there's life, there's hope. My cousin seemed like the last possible person on the face of the earth. Trashy comes to mind. She made an art form of it.


And all of a sudden there she is, in the Jordan River, dressed in white.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 23, 2018 10:19 AM (fD4nI)

269 2/10 I would not recommend this beach.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2018 10:19 AM (wdmm9)

270 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 23, 2018 10:16 AM (OJXf7)

You need to look deep within your soul, if you object to having SJW drivel presented to you in a venue when you thought you were paying for entertainment, you just might be a H8r!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2018 10:20 AM (gwPgz)

271
Threatened by shadows at night, and exposed in the light.
Shine on you crazy diamond.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 10:20 AM (QQ+il)

272 178 US Navy competence !
My lib friend (ex-Navy) was bemoaning the prosecutions of the Navy Commanders who are being charged in the recent accidents resulting in fatalities.
'but they were underfunded, ill-equipped and undertrained !'

yeah, by who ?! says I
Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2018 10:01 AM (WXSv6)



I'm ex-Army, but if by some quirk of fate I was made Captain of a navy vessel tomorrow, I can guarantee that without any special training or additional resources I would have people on the bridge manning the radar and looking to the port, starboard and straight fucking ahead.

Even without a storied naval career, I am confident that my boat wouldn't hit any other boats.

Because I would know the nice cabin went with the responsibility of bringing all the crew home alive.

Posted by: Jwest at January 23, 2018 10:20 AM (/roJx)

273 Or that all the double noughts are hillbillies

Posted by: Jehtro Bodine at January 23, 2018 10:20 AM (ymnmz)

274 Re: James Bond. Story comes first.

Hollyweird plays things so safe. Why not experiment and do a movie about "008" or one of the OTHER 'licensed to kill' agents? Make 008 whatever gender/race you want, and have 007 pop in occasionally.

I wouldn't care, as long as the story is compelling.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 10:21 AM (8iiMU)

275 Shine on you crazy diamond.


He just retired.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2018 10:21 AM (wdmm9)

276 ----------Hawthorne and the POWER of poetry. Posted by: RioBravo

Hawthorne. Hawthorne.
Hiawathorne?

I'm telling you. No good can come of this.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2018 10:21 AM (H5rtT)

277 007 is just a numerical marker for an agent, right? So after James Bond (if they decide to not retire his number) then the next person gets to be 007, be it a man, a chick, or a chick with a dick. Who gives a fuck?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 23, 2018 10:21 AM (jjaLl)

278
Well you wore out your welcome with random precision,
Rode on the steel breeze.
Come on you raver, you seer of visions,
Come on you painter, you piper, you prisoner, and shine!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 10:21 AM (QQ+il)

279 Jane - I know what it is to have close loved ones who seemingly have no interest in a relationship with God. But God's writing a story, and we don't know what's in the next chapter. Just keep praying. Ask, knock, seek.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 23, 2018 10:22 AM (fD4nI)

280 260 COMSEVENTHFLT

LOL!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 10:22 AM (hyuyC)

281 3 guys, 1 woman.

I'm thinking her name is Cher
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 10:04 AM (gs8be)


Stormy Daniels

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 23, 2018 10:22 AM (+F0Wk)

282 >>246 "Luckily, Simon managed to grab the Real Doll before the ship sank." Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 23, 2018 10:14 AM (jjaLl)

"...owing to its great buoyancy, rising with great force, the RealDoll shot lengthwise from the sea, fell over, and floated by my side. Buoyed up by that Doll, for almost one whole day and night, I floated on a soft and dirgelike main. The unharming sharks, they glided by as if with padlocks on their mouths..."

Posted by: Zod at January 23, 2018 10:23 AM (Bdeb0)

283 grammie, that's wonderful. Gives me hope for my sister. I know both my parents worried about her, and our mother at the end of her life wanted my sis to believe in and accept the Lord.

I pray for her every single day. At Christmas she broke my heart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 10:19 AM (ptqGC)

That's wonderful Grammie.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 23, 2018 10:23 AM (nBr1j)

284 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 10:19 AM (EyPfd)

The hive-mind of the Horde occasionally frightens me.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 10:23 AM (8iiMU)

285
265 I'm quite a distance from making a decision but

honestly I'm leaning Akita--


Spitz is a similar size?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 23, 2018 10:23 AM (OtVYM)

286
Jane - I know what it is to have close loved ones who seemingly have no
interest in a relationship with God. But God's writing a story, and we
don't know what's in the next chapter. Just keep praying. Ask, knock,
seek.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at January 23, 2018 10:22 AM (fD4nI)


Thanks. I'll keep on keeping on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 10:23 AM (ptqGC)

287 I used to curse God, like he was doing something to me.

Personal responsibility is a bitch.

Loving God makes it easier.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:23 AM (Ckg4U)

288 then the next person gets to be 007,
---------------

Then it's no longer a James Bond movie.

Posted by: John Marston at January 23, 2018 10:24 AM (SkuXa)

289 some were talking about Napolitano at FOX ... it seems to me he got "a little hinky" after his brief "suspension". imo he started getting a lot of things wrong, not sure who he was serving but it wasn't good.

anyway ... so I looked up why he got suspended, it was over his claim (March 2017) that Obama had spied on Trump using FISA, and that he had used the Brits (GCHQ) to get around the "Americans spying on Americans" problem.

He came back to Fox a new man, or a neu'tered man maybe. He said he had good sources, he probably did. But shadow people didn't want that known. They claimed it was debunked, but all that word means now is that they could not confirm it was true, not that it is proven false.

foxnews.com/opinion/2017/03/16/andrew-napolitano-did-obama-spy-on-trump.html

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2018 10:24 AM (bT8Z4)

290
The Democratic House members have it so easy.
They really don't have to vote and when they do they can vote "no" (or anything) and it has no event.
(keep in mind that when this same situation occurred under Newt Gingrich, Henry Gonzales (D-TX) didn't show up in DC for most of the two years of his last term)
For House members to point at the Senate and say "They Caved" is truly disingenuous.

Posted by: undocumented illegal sh*thole traveler at January 23, 2018 10:24 AM (e8kgV)

291
265 I'm quite a distance from making a decision but

honestly I'm leaning Akita--


Spitz is a similar size?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 23, 2018 10:23 AM (OtVYM)

I'm not sure about Spitz as a breed. I thought that referred to a breed.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 23, 2018 10:25 AM (nBr1j)

292 I'm quite a distance from making a decision but

honestly I'm leaning Akita--



My cousin had one. Nice dog.
If you like 125 lb lap dogs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2018 10:26 AM (4dbPD)

293 Jwest

There are mitigation techniques for a weak watch team. If you are a true mariner, you do not take the weak way out. Those methods were not used, AFAIK, and the investigations were very thorough.

As a CO, sometimes you have to carry the entire crew and ship on your shoulders. When I started out, I was a weak OOD. I got better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 10:26 AM (hyuyC)

294 I thought Spitz was an Olympic Swimmer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:27 AM (Ckg4U)

295 He's no Rothko.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:27 AM (Ckg4U)

296 Only some of the horde could look at this painting and think BOOBS.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 23, 2018 10:27 AM (zgAdX)

297 Hi everyone.

So - brake cleaner. This is normally something I would have asked my dad, and he would have insulted me for not knowing it before he grudgingly gave me the answer.

I'm setting up to do a brake job, and I need to clean up the calipers. Conventional wisdom has been to keep the brake cleaner off any rubber, plastic, or painted parts. No problem and I've always been very careful about that - but then I got a brake cleaner that doesn't use a chloridated solvent and apparently it's a bit murkier.

So, can one use a non-chloridated brake cleaner and not worry about getting it on the rubber brake lines....? Anyone have any experience with something like that?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 23, 2018 10:28 AM (eytER)

298 Just got in from removing an inch of heavy snow of the driveway.
A prayer of thanks to whoever invented the snowblower, even if he/she were a Muslim

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 10:28 AM (8ikIW)

299 I didn't know MLB had a "Groundskeepers Hall of Fame".

I thought groundskeepers could only be "infamous" for killing shit.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:28 AM (Ckg4U)

300 The painting is representative of the end of the Obama administration.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2018 10:29 AM (jAZR9)

301 I wonder how Proud Mary did at the box office?

Posted by: steevy

From what I gather, poorly. Wasn't reviewed well, either.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 23, 2018 10:08 AM (AM1GF)


========

Gee, I wonder if they used CCR's original on the sound track, or the culturally appropriated version.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 10:29 AM (/qEW2)

302 292. Telling ya - get a kavkaz or maybe a wolf-hound. They approach the platonic ideal of 'big ol' smart dog what fights wolves and bears'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 10:29 AM (fA1SL)

303 296 Only some of the horde could look at this painting and think BOOBS.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 23, 2018 10:27 AM (zgAdX)

Patience. Eventually we'll get back to "Girls of Tuscany, 1531".

This sure beats yesterdays, which I think had a working title "Asswipe with Hemorrhoids and Blueberry Muffins." Does anyone actually like modern shit?

Posted by: George LeS at January 23, 2018 10:31 AM (+TcCF)

304 Why don't they just develop a black female spy character and make a film about her exploits? Call her agent 009 or 13 or whatever. Why do they have to take the 007 Brand?
James Bond is a white male Brit--even though the actors who have played him were Scot, Welsh, Irish or Australian....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2018 10:31 AM (7uYFy)

305 My dad got his property tax bill for the year. They increased $600 which is equal to his new federal tax savings. It is like they KNOW.

Posted by: Quirky bookworm at January 23, 2018 10:31 AM (gppsv)

306 That Lisa Page chick has a gummy smile.

When she is not texting or having her 'Secret Society' meetings, does she Spitz?


And 50,000 text messages in 5 months is like 33 texts per hour in a 10 hour day. Good golly Miss Molly!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 10:31 AM (8iiMU)

307 Telling ya - get a kavkaz

I looked it up and they refer to it as a Caucasian Shepherd Dog.
Do they come in any other color?

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 10:31 AM (8ikIW)

308 They approach the platonic ideal of 'big ol' smart dog what fights wolves and bears'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 10:29 AM (fA1SL)

-----------------------------------------
I am interesting in something erotic.

Posted by: Bradley Hubbard at January 23, 2018 10:32 AM (5NMZN)

309 FBN: NFL rejects vets group's ad.


The ad? A picture of a flag saying #pleasestand

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2018 10:32 AM (Enq6K)

310 307. Ha!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 10:32 AM (fA1SL)

311 >>306 That Lisa Page chick has a gummy smile.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 10:31 AM (8iiMU)

Chicklet teeth.

Posted by: Zod at January 23, 2018 10:32 AM (Bdeb0)

312 "Do they come in any other color?"

You're reading it wrong.

They like to herd white folk.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 10:32 AM (EyPfd)

313 "As a CO, sometimes you have to carry the entire crew and ship on your shoulders. When I started out, I was a weak OOD. I got better."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2018 10:26 AM (hyuyC)


As CO, you've got the responsibility 24/7 for the safety of your crew. If there is a weak link in a critical position during training or for some other reason, there is additional oversight on that position.

There are no excuses.

Posted by: Jwest at January 23, 2018 10:33 AM (/roJx)

314 FBN: NFL rejects vets group's ad.


The ad? A picture of a flag saying #pleasestand


NFL to fans: Please don't watch.

Posted by: auscolpyr at January 23, 2018 10:33 AM (suO/a)

315 Meanwhile, I've been wound-up in Non-Stop Metal for the past four days.

My neck is tired from headbanging.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 09:43 AM (Ckg4U)


========

To avoid wear and tear in the neck and back, always bang your head by bending at the waist.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 10:33 AM (/qEW2)

316 302 292. Telling ya - get a kavkaz or maybe a wolf-hound. They approach the platonic ideal of 'big ol' smart dog what fights wolves and bears'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 10:29 AM (fA1SL)

Not good dogs for the suburbs unless they're tightly trained. A dog that size with any aggression at all is going to scare the piss out of the neighbors. (Different story on the farm, of course.)

Posted by: Apocryphal Napoleon at January 23, 2018 10:33 AM (RD7QR)

317 304
Why don't they just develop a black female spy character and make a
film about her exploits? Call her agent 009 or 13 or whatever. Why do
they have to take the 007 Brand?

James Bond is a white male Brit--even though the actors who have played him were Scot, Welsh, Irish or Australian....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2018 10:31 AM (7uYFy)

I haven't checked (that's my story and I'm sticking to it), but I'm sure they have done one with Agent 0069 already.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 10:33 AM (8iiMU)

318 Urgh. Nappy sockoff.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2018 10:34 AM (RD7QR)

319 312. Ministry of the Interior, Russian Federation, favor them for that purpose. Like a bear on a leash.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 10:34 AM (fA1SL)

320 Weather Channel Founder John Coleman is mort.

Called global warming a hoax.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 10:34 AM (r9UYA)

321 "To avoid wear and tear in the neck and back, always bang your head by bending at the waist."
-Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 10:33 AM (/qEW2)

^*Pro Tip*^

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:34 AM (Ckg4U)

322 The only way the whole black/female/trans James Bond thing could work is if you believed the fan theory that "James Bond" is a codename passed down from one agent to the next. However, the backstory portions of Skyfall, as well as the fact that Roger Moore made multiple references to a dead wife (happened on Lazenby's watch) disprove this theory and establish that the movies are about Ian Fleming's character.

SJWs cannot create, they only cannibalize the creations of others. Also, Fleming would definitely be a Moron.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 23, 2018 10:34 AM (mynhJ)

323 They want your body heat because they're friseing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2018 09:47 AM (ctuyM)



You. Monster.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2018 10:35 AM (2K6fY)

324 304 Why don't they just develop a black female spy character and make a film about her exploits? Call her agent 009 or 13 or whatever. Why do they have to take the 007 Brand?
James Bond is a white male Brit--even though the actors who have played him were Scot, Welsh, Irish or Australian....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2018 10:31 AM (7uYFy)


Oooh, I'd audition for that!

Posted by: Foxy Brown at January 23, 2018 10:35 AM (3t31F)

325 They were told solar panels to power the lighthouse was a bad idea.

Did they listen? Of course not. They know better than us.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 23, 2018 10:36 AM (/ZTzH)

326 Seriously, though... I've been ROCKING Testament, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Suicidal Tendencies, Metallica, Alice in Chains... etc.

My neck is tired.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:36 AM (Ckg4U)

327 Northernlurker, I found this site very helpful when we first started thinking about getting a dog

http://www.yourpurebredpuppy.com

it has a page on each common breed, sorted by size, and gives good info on exercise requirements and quirks

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 10:36 AM (hMwEB)

328 NFL to fans: Please don't watch.
---------

Any temptation I may have had to watch was raped and murdered by the two teams playing.

Posted by: John Marston at January 23, 2018 10:36 AM (SkuXa)

329 Hey, I have an idea.

Wonder Woman.

But a male Wonder Woman.
It would work....right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 10:36 AM (EyPfd)

330 >>SJWs cannot create, they only cannibalize the creations of others. Also, Fleming would definitely be a Moron. Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 23, 2018 10:34 AM (mynhJ)

I have a feeling that Odd Job would be a Moron, too.

Posted by: Zod at January 23, 2018 10:37 AM (Bdeb0)

331 288
then the next person gets to be 007,

---------------



Then it's no longer a James Bond movie.

Posted by: John Marston at January 23, 2018 10:24 AM (SkuXa)


I'm a trainin to be a double nought spy.

Posted by: Jehtro Bodine at January 23, 2018 10:37 AM (ymnmz)

332 I want my long hair back for only One Day.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:37 AM (Ckg4U)

333 Late to the party, but 82 comments in before ANYTHING even slightly untoward about the young woman being carried ashore?

While I admire your restraint - who ARE you people?

Posted by: Parker at January 23, 2018 10:37 AM (ZfzDM)

334 John Kennedy rammed his boat into another and became a hero for it.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 10:37 AM (zoyKY)

335 But a male Wonder Woman.
It would work....right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 10:36 AM (EyPfd)

Only if it's Steve Buscemi

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 10:38 AM (gs8be)

336 329 Hey, I have an idea.

Wonder Woman.

But a male Wonder Woman.
It would work....right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 10:36 AM (EyPfd)

You know, I do like to say that the latest Wonder Woman movie was the best Superman movies that's come out in the last decade.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 23, 2018 10:38 AM (OJXf7)

337
I haven't checked (that's my story and I'm sticking to it), but I'm sure they have done one with Agent 0069 already.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 10:33 AM (8iiMU)


Agent Joanie Comelately

Posted by: Jehtro Bodine at January 23, 2018 10:38 AM (ymnmz)

338 I haven't checked (that's my story and I'm sticking to it), but I'm sure they have done one with Agent 0069 already.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 10:33 AM (8iiMU)

Would you an believe Agent 99?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 23, 2018 10:38 AM (7uYFy)

339 SJWs cannot create, they only cannibalize the creations of others. Also, Fleming would definitely be a Moron.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 23, 2018 10:34 AM (mynhJ)


With good writing and a bit of inspiration Jerry Cornelius could be a very dark Non-PC spy series. (So of course it will never happen)

Actually I thought the Harry Palmer character by Michael Cain was supposed to be just that, especially for the Billion Dollar Brain.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2018 10:38 AM (2K6fY)

340 Interestingly, I haven't been able to find the sniper in today's a-

*Slapweasel has left the game*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:39 AM (Ckg4U)

341 320
Weather Channel Founder John Coleman is mort.



Called global warming a hoax.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 10:34 AM (r9UYA)

That's too bad.I remember him when he was a TV weather dude in Chicago.
The greatest TV weather guy in the world is Tom Skilling, however.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 10:39 AM (8iiMU)

342 Wonder Tranny- saving the world from evil deplorables.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 23, 2018 10:39 AM (zgAdX)

343

Basset Hound....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 23, 2018 10:39 AM (mPeei)

344 36
329 Hey, I have an idea.



Wonder Woman.



But a male Wonder Woman.

It would work....right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 23, 2018 10:36 AM (EyPfd)



You know, I do like to say that the latest Wonder Woman movie was the best Superman movies that's come out in the last decade.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 23, 2018 10:38 AM (OJXf7)


BOX. OFFICE. GOLD!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 23, 2018 10:39 AM (ymnmz)

345 Pantera, Sepultura, Motorhead...

So many tunes to rock.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:41 AM (Ckg4U)

346 The only way the whole black/female/trans James Bond thing could work is if you believed the fan theory that "James Bond" is a codename passed down from one agent to the next. However, the backstory portions of Skyfall, as well as the fact that Roger Moore made multiple references to a dead wife (happened on Lazenby's watch) disprove this theory and establish that the movies are about Ian Fleming's character.

SJWs cannot create, they only cannibalize the creations of others. Also, Fleming would definitely be a Moron.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 23, 2018 10:34 AM (mynhJ)

It was bandied about--or suggested--that since "007" was a code name and not any one individual agent, the door was open for Connery, Moore, Brosnan, Dalton and Lazenby to appear in the same Bond film at some point.
I swore I read this 15 years or so ago.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2018 10:41 AM (7uYFy)

347 334 John Kennedy rammed his boat into another and became a hero for it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 10:37 AM (zoyKY)


I'm sure Joe Kennedy's PR people had a hand in crafting that tale. Like everything else involving the Kennedys, it's a safe bet that if all the details were known they would have ended up in jail instead of in government.

Posted by: Jwest at January 23, 2018 10:41 AM (/roJx)

348 That girl that played Wonder Woman I would also hit.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2018 10:41 AM (+lOpA)

349 268 red banzai -where there's life, there's hope. My cousin seemed like the last possible person on the face of the earth. Trashy comes to mind. She made an art form of it.
And all of a sudden there she is, in the Jordan River, dressed in white."

You made me think of the RENO 911 episode where the big blonde Clementine Johnson (Wendy McClendon-Covey) gets converted, and goes down to the river to get baptized. She's very happy, and doesn't know why everyone's making such a fuss over her, and then you see that she's gone into the river wearing only a very sheer and thin clingy white gown, and dispensing with any undergarments. It was a very "revealing" episode!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 10:41 AM (k1TUh)

350 Uncle Jed, Miss Hathaway said she had something for me to bust open. What do you think she means?


Oh Jethro you git hit in the head again?

Posted by: Jehtro Bodine at January 23, 2018 10:42 AM (ymnmz)

351 You know, I do like to say that the latest Wonder Woman movie was the best Superman movies that's come out in the last decade.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 23, 2018 10:38 AM (OJXf7)

The current Wonder Woman has great legs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 10:42 AM (8iiMU)

352 John Kennedy rammed his boat into another and became a hero for it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 10:37 AM (zoyKY)
As president, he rammed his "boat" into anything with two tits and a pulse.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2018 10:42 AM (7uYFy)

353 FOX is reporting that all the House and Senate committees working on this huge scandal have severed all communication with the FBI and DOJ.

Wonder what this means.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (HiDrR)

354 SJW appropriation of popular culture is not merely tactical, it is also ideologically driven.
As cultural marxists, they subscribe to the notion that culture is part of the substructure/superstructure of capitalist economies. This is just the latest version of Socialist Realism.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (fA1SL)

355 Oh Jethro you git hit in the head again?
Posted by: Jehtro Bodine

Someday I gotta have a long talk with that boy.

..Jed...

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (8ikIW)

356 , can one use a non-chloridated brake cleaner and not worry about getting it on the rubber brake lines."

Nope. "Non" will still eat at/coat plastics and similar compounds.
ZEP makes a pretty good plastic/rubber cleaner that I use after brake work - "power... something". It's not inexpensive, but I use it to wipe down anything that might have been exposed...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (7LY+6)

357
I'm sure Joe Kennedy's PR people had a hand in crafting that tale. Like everything else involving the Kennedys, it's a safe bet that if all the details were known they would have ended up in jail instead of in government.
Posted by: Jwest at January 23, 2018 10:41 AM (/roJx)

The movie PT109 was made while JFK was in the White House. He was given veto power over the casting and screenplay. They were the Clintons before the Clintons

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (mynhJ)

358

I want my long hair back for only One Day.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
________________________________

Me too.....

Posted by: Maxine Waters at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (mPeei)

359 Linda Carter 4EvaranAlwayz.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (Ckg4U)

360 It was bandied about--or suggested--that since "007" was a code name and not any one individual agent, the door was open for Connery, Moore, Brosnan, Dalton and Lazenby to appear in the same Bond film at some point.
I swore I read this 15 years or so ago.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2018 10:41 AM (7uYFy)

Wouldn't the name "James Bond" have to be a code name as well, then?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (OJXf7)

361 Jamaica Inn is on the headland, I'm thinking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 09:46 AM (K1sgG)

Or perhaps the Admiral Benbow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (YA0uK)

362 Why don't they just develop a black female spy character and make a film about her exploits? Call her agent 009 or 13 or whatever. Why do they have to take the 007 Brand?
James Bond is a white male Brit--even though the actors who have played him were Scot, Welsh, Irish or Australian....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2018 10:31 AM (7uYFy)


========

It's as if these people don't understand how these people are expressing bigotry against the very groups they claim to champion.

It's basically an admission on their part that they are incapable of creating any compelling original characters who are female or black, therefore they must parasitically feed on characters that are neither, that have already been created, and hope they can dupe, lure enough people with a bait-and-switch. Just make a quick buck one more time before people get wise.

When will Quentin Tarantino direct an all-white version of Shaft?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 10:44 AM (/qEW2)

363 Only if it's Steve Buscemi
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 10:38 AM (gs8be)


Buscemi plays Kruschev in The Death of Stalin.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2018 10:44 AM (2K6fY)

364 Ohhhh Janye!???

Posted by: Moneypenny at January 23, 2018 10:45 AM (ymnmz)

365 Stormy Daniels > Stormy coast

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 10:45 AM (84ZzD)

366 Sorry if this has been answered, my phone doesn't work well on the HQ, any word from TCN in Ak?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 23, 2018 10:45 AM (ehokK)

367
I'm a trainin to be a double nought spy.
Posted by: Jehtro Bodine


Knock yourself out!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 10:45 AM (IqV8l)

368 Too bad about John Coleman. Friend got to know him at the local TV station when he was called in to comment on war/big news topics. Coleman grew up in a show-biz/vaudeville family, and the showmanship, um, showed. Friend says he was extremely big presence, smart, had the most intelligent informed off-camera questions and comments of the entire crew. And therefore no surprise he rejected climate lysenkoism.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2018 10:47 AM (QDnY+)

369 I meant to say I thought Spitz referred to a type of tail not a breed.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 23, 2018 10:47 AM (nBr1j)

370 353 FOX is reporting that all the House and Senate committees working on this huge scandal have severed all communication with the FBI and DOJ.

Wonder what this means.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (HiDrR)
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Yeah, I'm trying to figure out the implications.

It may be that they've moved beyond the "collecting information" stage and to the "Charges/indictment" phase for members of the FBI/DOJ.

Posted by: WisRich at January 23, 2018 10:47 AM (G0vdT)

371 "353 FOX is reporting that all the House and Senate committees working on this huge scandal have severed all communication with the FBI and DOJ.

Wonder what this means."

It means they're denying the FBI and DOJ from having any right to look at copies of what they have or to find out any information as to what they are doing, until those committees decide to release results publicly. It's a separation of powers thing. If they were cooperating, then the FBI and DOJ could use that cooperation to keep tabs on what they had found out so far.

Bottom Line - Congress is now officially treating the FBI and DOJ as criminal conspirators who cannot be trusted with any confidential information.

This entire story is starting to have an April 1945 feel about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 10:47 AM (k1TUh)

372 353 FOX is reporting that all the House and Senate committees working on this huge scandal have severed all communication with the FBI and DOJ.

Wonder what this means.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (HiDrR)

The committees think that DOJ and FBI leak like a sieve? Just guessing.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2018 10:47 AM (RD7QR)

373 >>354 SJW appropriation of popular culture is not merely tactical, it is also ideologically driven.
As cultural marxists, they subscribe to the notion that culture is part of the bstructure/superstructure of capitalist economies. This is just the latest version of Socialist Realism. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (fA1SL)

Gramsci concurs.

Posted by: Zod, President and CEO of Zod, Inc. at January 23, 2018 10:47 AM (Bdeb0)

374 "The movie PT109 was made while JFK was in the White House. He was given veto power over the casting and screenplay. They were the Clintons before the Clintons"
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (mynhJ)


Can you imagine the movie that would have been made about John Kerry and his Swift Boat adventures if he had won the election? That incompetent coward would have been made a hero by the Hollywood crowd.

Posted by: Jwest at January 23, 2018 10:48 AM (/roJx)

375 So the NFL refuses to run an Am Vets ad because the NFL claims the ad is too political. Fark Goddell and the NFL with a rusty chainsaw sideways

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2018 10:48 AM (84ZzD)

376 The only American left in the Australian Open is Tennys Sandgren. Tennys is pronounced Tennis and he was named after his grandfather who had nothing to do with tennis. Life is weird.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 10:48 AM (zoyKY)

377 any word from TCN in Ak?"

Same, been wondering. I was a younger mouse on Kodiak for the Good Friday quake...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 23, 2018 10:48 AM (7LY+6)

378 "The Hillary Toss" . . .


"Put your backs into it, Lads! . . . HEAVE . . . HO!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2018 10:48 AM (k2Hcx)

379
"When will Quentin Tarantino direct an all-white version of Shaft?"

Wouldn't he have to rename it "Pencil"?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 10:49 AM (k1TUh)

380 Well, the dudes in that painting are kinda screwed, aren't they? Although I suppose not as screwed as the dudes who drowned.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 23, 2018 10:49 AM (ZM2xo)

381 I got a prayer request from someone, letting me know about the quake.

Hrothgar, that's who is was.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:49 AM (Ckg4U)

382 but I use it to wipe down anything that might have been exposed...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (7LY+6)

Just wear a condom.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 10:49 AM (wYseH)

383 90% of the story of PT-109 and JFK was made up BS. It was hyped and pushed out there by patriarch Joe Kennedy to get JFK elected to the Senate. And the book "Profiles in Courage" was also a Joe Kennedy masterpiece written by a professional ghost writer.


And contrary to the "Camelot Theme" pushed by a sycophant media, JFK was one of the worst President's we ever had.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 10:50 AM (mpXpK)

384 Yeah... those who were beaten against the rocks like so much flotsam and jetsam probably have it worse than the folks in the painting.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:51 AM (Ckg4U)

385 Didja see this? The Onion wins the internet for today.

http://bit.ly/2BouKBl

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 23, 2018 10:51 AM (+y/Ru)

386 359
Linda Carter 4EvaranAlwayz.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (Ckg4U)

Indeed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 10:52 AM (8iiMU)

387 National audience for NFL championship games was down 8 per cent.

Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2018 10:52 AM (qYKU9)

388 Shipwreck or disposal of the evidence?

Posted by: Downcast at January 23, 2018 10:52 AM (KoMJ/)

389 Not a Kennedy fan, especially with the brother as AG. Of course, now it has played out in IL as well -- using state enforcement investigative power for politics.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 23, 2018 10:52 AM (MIKMs)

390 "I'm quite a distance from making a decision but

honestly I'm leaning Akita-- "

Reconsider a puppy if you are over 45. There's a reason people have babies in their 20s... and a puppy is a ... baby dog.

(I may get another dog, but never again with a puppy.)

Good luck with your choice!

Posted by: Ann at January 23, 2018 10:53 AM (jtHQy)

391 360 It was bandied about--or suggested--that since "007" was a code name and not any one individual agent, the door was open for Connery, Moore, Brosnan, Dalton and Lazenby to appear in the same Bond film at some point.
I swore I read this 15 years or so ago.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2018 10:41 AM (7uYFy)

Wouldn't the name "James Bond" have to be a code name as well, then?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 23, 2018 10:43 AM (OJXf7)

that was part of the plot of the original Casino Royal...

Agent Jimmy Bond...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 23, 2018 10:53 AM (NgKpN)

392 FYI, for those who read JJ's report below, no tsunami and no damage from the series of earthquakes last night in the Gulf of Alaska. UAF Earthquake Center reports two quakes of 7.9 magnitude, rather shallow (8 and 9 miles respectively) and several aftershocks in the range of 4.5. These were a long way from Kodiak Island, and pretty much in the middle of the gulf, so not too close to civilization.

Not to worry.

Personally, I slept through them, so they must not have shaken much here in Anchorage.

All is well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2018 10:53 AM (NXsWM)

393 And contrary to the "Camelot Theme" pushed by a sycophant media, JFK was one of the worst President's we ever had.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 10:50 AM (mpXpK)

-----------------------------
I am sure he had the most expansive mind of any of our Presidents.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 23, 2018 10:54 AM (5NMZN)

394 One other thing, it is a known fact now that JFK won his election through voter fraud from Mayor Daily and LBJ in TX.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 10:54 AM (mpXpK)

395 Deeper and deeper:

Apparently Strzok has hired David Boies of Boies, Schiller and Flexner LLP at $700/hour. Where the hell does a government worker get that kind of money?

And does that name sound familiar to you? It should. The judge who recused herself from the Fusion GPS bank records case worked for Boies Schiller before being appointed. It's too complicated for me to summarize, but the details are here at the Daily Caller:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9bm3edve/

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2018 10:55 AM (HiDrR)

396 And contrary to the "Camelot Theme" pushed by a sycophant media, JFK was one of the worst President's we ever had.



By what measure?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2018 10:55 AM (fuK7c)

397 393 I am sure he had the most expansive mind of any of our Presidents.


Posted by: RioBravo at January 23, 2018 10:54 AM (5NMZN)

If you mean smart I don't think so.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 10:55 AM (mpXpK)

398 Saxon, Dio, Danzig, Judas Priest...

I'm going to break my neck headbanging this freakin' hard!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:55 AM (Ckg4U)

399 Geography of the situation is such that tcn, who lives in Anchorage, should not be directly affected by the quake, unless its waves/shaking reached that far (unlikely). Tsunami action should not directly affect Anchorage area.


The Congress/FBI thing is very interesting. Yesterday it was limited to the three big House chairmen involved in the Mega-Scandal investigation refusing to share "the memo" with the FBI. Of course the memo is supposed to have been built on materials provided by the FBI, so the FBI's request was somewhat odd in itself.


If true that most comms have been cut with FBI, it is 1) extraordinary, and of course unprecedented in our history, indicating the gravity of the institutional collapse we have witnessed, and 2) ho-hum, routine.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2018 10:55 AM (QDnY+)

400 Sounds similar to Poe's "The Oblong Box", there was no murdering ghost though.

Posted by: Kris at January 23, 2018 10:19 AM (nwqNw)



THAT WAS IT!!! Thank you! Was driving me NUTS trying to remember that tale. You are not only a scholar of art, but of Anglo-American weir fiction.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 10:56 AM (/qEW2)

401 https://earthquake.alaska.edu/earthquakes

For those who are interested.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2018 10:56 AM (NXsWM)

402 *weird* not weir.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 10:56 AM (/qEW2)

403 There's tcn!

Confirmation she's okay!

Thank you for the update, darlin'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 10:56 AM (Ckg4U)

404
Oh, FFS.

NFL says it won't encourage people to stand for anthem, even if they are paid. Just will not do it.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y73oxjms

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Bacon afficiando at January 23, 2018 10:56 AM (LISuA)

405 Punk Monkey Up

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 10:57 AM (QQ+il)

406 National audience for NFL championship games was down 8 per cent.
Posted by: kallisto at January 23, 2018 10:52 AM (qYKU9)

That was me shutting off the Vikings game in the first half. Lame!

Gonna make it much easier to skip to stoopid bowl. I hope the NFL bleeds money.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 23, 2018 10:57 AM (xPJvm)

407 >> JFK was one of the worst President's we ever had.


We kind of helped.

Posted by: Speed Ball Cocktails at January 23, 2018 10:57 AM (r9UYA)

408 396 By what measure?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2018 10:55 AM (fuK7c)

All measures. He was a shitty leader and weak which almost led to a war with Russia. His domestic policies were straight FDR Democrat. And he stumbled us into Vietnam a few troops at a time.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 10:58 AM (mpXpK)

409 Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2018 10:55 AM (fuK7c)

Cuba in all aspects. But I agree that he was not in office long enough to make a determination one way or the other but that does not stop the Left from making the determination that he was the greatest.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 10:58 AM (zoyKY)

410 I'm looking for a job at the FBI so I can join a Secret Society, which I believe is a Great Society and I'm horny for girls with big gums. Does anyone have any leads?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 23, 2018 10:58 AM (YV+SU)

411 He was a shitty leader and weak which almost led to a war with Russia

??

So you were just fine with offensive nuclear missiles in Cuba?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2018 10:59 AM (5y11N)

412 Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2018 10:55 AM (fuK7c)

Cuba in all aspects. But I agree that he was not in office long enough to make a determination one way or the other but that does not stop the Left from making the determination that he was the greatest.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 10:58 AM (zoyKY)

To be fair some on the Right are doing that with Trump now. I prefer to wait a while before I make any declarations.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 10:59 AM (zoyKY)

413 By the way, it's only 7 in the morning here, so that's why you didn't hear from me sooner. A girl needs her beauty sleep.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2018 10:59 AM (NXsWM)

414 ''I am sure he had the most expansive mind of any of our Presidents.''

Ahem. I think his mind resided below his waist and, yes, it was frequently "expansive".

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2018 10:59 AM (jm1YL)

415 Apparently Strzok has hired David Boies of Boies, Schiller and Flexner
LLP at $700/hour. Where the hell does a government worker get that kind
of money?
====================

$1,700/hour would have been my guess of his rate, just to pick a number. If David Boies is doing it that cheaply I think someone should ask him why.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Bacon afficiando at January 23, 2018 11:00 AM (LISuA)

416 Tom Servo - April 1945? How?


Suicides in bunkers? Mass surrenders?


Or in the other theater - waves of kamikaze aircraft, banzai charges?



Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2018 11:00 AM (QDnY+)

417 "JFK was one of the worst Presidents we ever had"

Which raises the question of what would have happened if he'd been reelected in '64, or if Goldwater or another Republican could have beaten him. Most people assume he would have easily won, but keep in mind that the whole reason he went to Dallas was, as I understand, to mend a rift in the Texas Democratic party. So perhaps he was already getting concerned about his prospects?

Posted by: Secret Square at January 23, 2018 11:01 AM (+HoK2)

418 The Cuban Crisis was a crisis on both sides. Americans did not want to get nuked and Russians realized Fidel was Shit House Rat Crazy and would nuke em if he could. The Russians were very happy to remove the nukes after they realized how crazy Fidel was.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 23, 2018 11:01 AM (YV+SU)

419 All is well."

Good to hear.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 23, 2018 11:01 AM (7LY+6)

420 LMFAO, "Crazy Acosta"....

From Donny Two-Scoops:


http://tinyurl.com/yctpg8nm







Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2018 11:01 AM (8iiMU)

421 411 So you were just fine with offensive nuclear missiles in Cuba?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2018 10:59 AM (5y11N)

And why did the Russians think they could get away with putting those missiles there? After the meeting with Khrushchev he got the idea that Kennedy was weak he he could push him around. As I said, Kennedy allowed that shit to happen. I was old enough to see what was going on when all that shit happened.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 11:02 AM (mpXpK)

422 415 Apparently Strzok has hired David Boies of Boies, Schiller and Flexner
LLP at $700/hour. Where the hell does a government worker get that kind
of money?
====================

$1,700/hour would have been my guess of his rate, just to pick a number. If David Boies is doing it that cheaply I think someone should ask him why.
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The Clintons have all that CGI money. They look after their minions until its expedient to off them. Remember, Hillary likes her cash - people, not so much.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 23, 2018 11:03 AM (YV+SU)

423 NGU I think the consideration is that JFK's weakness and incompetence in his dealings with Moscow (esp. the Vienna summit) led directly to Soviet miscalculations leading to the Cuban crisis.


He did have the tax cuts (not very FDR-ish), and let's not forget the dalliance with a known East German intel asset (surely the most outlandishly irresponsible action by a sitting president in our history).


Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2018 11:03 AM (QDnY+)

424 I'm setting up to do a brake job, and I need to
clean up the calipers. Conventional wisdom has been to keep the brake
cleaner off any rubber, plastic, or painted parts. No problem and I've
always been very careful about that - but then I got a brake cleaner
that doesn't use a chloridated solvent and apparently it's a bit
murkier.



So, can one use a non-chloridated brake cleaner and not worry about
getting it on the rubber brake lines....? Anyone have any experience
with something like that?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 23, 2018 10:28 AM (eytER)

The non-chlorinated brake cleaner is basically alcohol in a spray can. It won't harm the rubber parts. In fact methyl alcohol is the recommended solvent for cleaning hydraulic brake components.
But I have had no issues with using the chlorinated stuff, either, and I prefer it, because it cuts grease much better.
Just don't get either on the car's paint job. It probably won't cause damage, but if it does, dollars grow wings...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2018 11:03 AM (YA0uK)

425 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2018 10:59 AM (5y11N)

No one ever talks about what we had to give up though. Though I blame Eisenhower for setting the stage for a lot of the Cuban problem.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 11:04 AM (zoyKY)

426 360 Wouldn't the name "James Bond" have to be a code name as well, then?

Indeed. The real name of the version played by Roger Moore was Dwayne Dibbley.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2018 11:04 AM (sGtp+)

427 I prefer to wait a while before I make any declarations."

Praise no ice before it is crossed, beer before it is drunk, and no maiden before.... well, you get the idea.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 23, 2018 11:04 AM (7LY+6)

428
''I am sure he had the most expansive mind of any of our Presidents.''



Ahem. I think his mind resided below his waist and, yes, it was frequently "expansive".

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2018 10:59 AM (jm1YL)

----------------------------------------------------
Sigh


1. Expansive mind - always thinking of the big picture
2. Expansive - origin - latin, "tending to expand" (like splattering all over)

Posted by: RioBravo at January 23, 2018 11:06 AM (5NMZN)

429 But I agree that he was not in office long enough to make a determination one way or the other but that does not stop the Left from making the determination that he was the greatest.


No, he wasn't in office long enough. The tragedy is that we'll never know.

He made a bad play in Cuba that was left over from Ike, then he made a good play in Cuba that kept us from going toe to toe with the Russkies with nuclear things. He dabbled in Viet Nam, nobody knows what he would have done, it was Johnson who got really stupid about it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 23, 2018 11:06 AM (fuK7c)

430 414 ''I am sure he had the most expansive mind of any of our Presidents.''

Ahem. I think his mind resided below his waist and, yes, it was frequently "expansive".


Ah, the old Stegosaurus ploy. I'll now think of JFK Jr. as "The Thagomizer".

Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2018 11:07 AM (sGtp+)

431 Last night I posted a reply to Comey's most recent tweet. It merely said:

"Sanctimonious prig."

This morning, Laura Ingraham replies thus to the same Comey tweet:

"Sanctimonious prig."

I think I'm a bit miffed. She could have just re-tweeted me, but probably saw that I have a total of 12 measly followers so figured, wth.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2018 11:07 AM (HiDrR)

432 423 He did have the tax cuts (not very FDR-ish), and
let's not forget the dalliance with a known East German intel asset
(surely the most outlandishly irresponsible action by a sitting
president in our history).




Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2018 11:03 AM (QDnY+)

Yeah, he pushed through a tax cut for the upper brackets from 90% to 75%.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 11:07 AM (mpXpK)

433 ... I'm a private first class in a light house. Your call sir.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 23, 2018 11:10 AM (rnAwa)

434 The non-chlorinated brake cleaner is basically alcohol in a spray can"

Depends on the brand. CRC (Brakekleen) is about 40 percent methanol, with acetone, toluene, and some others in there that aren't the best for all rubber/synthetics.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 23, 2018 11:10 AM (7LY+6)

435 on to new thread

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 23, 2018 11:12 AM (mpXpK)

436 The non-chlorinated brake cleaner is basically alcohol in a spray can"

Depends on the brand. CRC (Brakekleen) is about 40 percent methanol, with acetone, toluene, and some others in there that aren't the best for all rubber/synthetics.

Posted by: Anon a mouse



Does a number, toot sweet, on wasp nests though.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2018 11:12 AM (4dbPD)

437 So you're saying JFK was the Schumer of the '60s?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 23, 2018 11:12 AM (+y/Ru)

438 Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2018 10:53 AM (NXsWM)

Thanks for checking in!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2018 11:14 AM (gwPgz)

439
After the Tsunami

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2018 11:20 AM (pNxlR)

440 Seriously.

How incompetent do you have to be to allow your 70 MPH-capable, highly-maneuverable PT boat cut in half by a destroyer?

Great job, LT Kennedy!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2018 11:46 AM (k2Hcx)

441 "416 Tom Servo - April 1945? How?
Suicides in bunkers? Mass surrenders?"

Consider the POV of the Dem Leadership:

The leaders are hunkering down in their bunkers, still professing confidence in victory. Enemy columns are coming in from all sides, defenses crumbling as the situation gets more and more desperate. All thoughts of new offensives have been given up as fighting to save what they still hold consumes every waking hour.

Meanwhile, the enemy gets bolder and bolder by the hour.

They know the situation has only one possible ending, but their ideology doesn't allow them to accept that conclusion yet, hence no plans are being made to deal with it when it comes.

Der Krieg ist verloren.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 11:50 AM (k1TUh)

442 Schumers holiday cottage.................hubris OR free bris?

Posted by: saf at January 23, 2018 03:12 PM (cS/ge)

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