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Outliers: Lindsey Graham Claims that Steven Miller is an "Outlier" On Immigration; White House Says Miss Lindsey is The Outlier

I guess they're all being polite by saying "outlier" instead of "extremist," which is obviously what is meant here.

By the way: No one is actually against DACA, including Steven Miller. What Miller and other real Republicans are against is DACA 2.0, the next DACA which we will certainly have if we do not finally control the border.

Miller is willing to do DACA -- so long as the Democrats, and Miss Lindsey and Jeff Flake, who looks like he used to host a game show called Who's Inside My Wife? -- agree to the wall and new laws to prevent DACA 2.0. And 3.0. And 4.0.

But of course they don't want any of that, because they're determined to replace the Current Year population of the US with people they think are Better Americans, by virtue of not being Americans at all.

Posted by: Ace at 06:27 PM




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1 St

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 22, 2018 06:23 PM (7R2h5)

2 top something-rd

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (ILitO)

3 Miss Lindsay is definitely the outlier.... well, that's one word for it, anyhow.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (dVEGV)

4

Miss Lindsey is the Outed Liar

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (fceHP)

5 Earliest!

Posted by: tbodie at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (HK4MN)

6 Somewhere near the beginning

Posted by: Ft.worthMike at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (6bmev)

7 Someone close to Miss Graham needs to tell her to shut her pie hole.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2018 06:24 PM (EoRCO)

8 Lindsay might as well just on over to the other side. Political party that is. he's firmly a man's man.

Posted by: DanMan at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (XTiHL)

9 right on Ace. Ya hit that one out of the park

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (5y11N)

10 Flake as game show host. The chief is a genius.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (fA1SL)

11 Sad that it is so exciting to see the White House defend the conservative position instead of cower in the face of PC bullying....

Posted by: Iris at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (dYDe7)

12 blowdried game show host Jeff Flake

haha

like a young Bob Barker

so true

including super white teeth
fake orange tan

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (fceHP)

13 4 artisanal 'ette

Yes indeed. Well stated.

*steeples fingers*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (hyuyC)

14 Lindsey Graham is nothing more than a DemonCrat.... And possibly a girl

Posted by: me at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (oZM/7)

15 I'm outraged!

Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (Sfs6o)

16 Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing he once yelled at posters as racists for using....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (LiyEm)

17 I ate at Lubys today. I would bet more than half the employees were illegal. I know at least that many barely spoke English. I asked for Roast Beef gravy damnit!!!

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (zoyKY)

18 low-hanging fruit



Yes, please.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (ARGJJ)

19 Miss Lindsey hasn't figured out that when it comes down to "us" versus "them", he doesn't want to be a member of "them".

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (dab45)

20 Flake as game show host. The chief is a genius.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:25 PM (fA1SL)

Actually flake is more the vanna white type

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (5y11N)

21 Eternal truth that Washington cannot grasp: Incentives work. Both the normative and the perverse.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (LV3VM)

22 All republicans need to do is make these assholes defend their indefensible position.

Posted by: ccoffer at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (maSjv)

23 Graham still trying to backdoor the whole immigration tolerance - illegal residence position.

See, I'm the normal one here!!!

I mean, really. When will these turkeys learn?

Lindsey Graham, backdoor man.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (vcOmj)

24 I've been inside Flake's wife.

...not memorable.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:27 PM (Ckg4U)

25 Burst out laughing at "Who's Inside My Wife."

Posted by: aquaviva at January 22, 2018 06:27 PM (o0dph)

26 This made me snerk out loud.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

27 I'm against DACA 1.0 . Everybody I know is to. How is this extreme?

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:27 PM (g4lFK)

28 I'm against DACA. I don't see how it's extremist to be against something that never even freaking passed Congress.

Also, I have seen too many Mexicans peeing in front of their houses in my neighborhood for me to be all, "love knows no borders."

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (QAOZh)

29 LOL Ace!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (dUJdY)

30 Let's playyyyy... Who's Inside My Wife?!
First category... Can I Watch?!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (HgMAr)

31 ..."But of course they don't want any of that, because they're determined to replace the Current Year population of the US with people they think are Better Americans, by virtue of not being Americans at all."

Great fucking line.

I wish I could write like this.

I might have a blog.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (Ckg4U)

32 Lindsey is feeling the pressure now that his butt buddy McCain is apparently down for the count.

The fact that McCain has dropped out so completely leads me to believe that he has less than 6 months to live. Maybe far less.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 06:28 PM (k1TUh)

33 DACA is CACA

all illegals out now!

no excuses, no exceptions

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (w0xwb)

34 " (his old show I think was called Who's Inside My Wife?)"

Ace is bringin' it

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (dab45)

35 "The problem with America is ... there are too many Americans.." --Lindsey Longshanks Graham

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (6gPPJ)

36 Fuck Lindsey. Fuck the "dreamers." It would be one thing if none of them ever got a nickel of my money but, of course, that is far from being the case. MAGA! #releasethememo

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (14URa)

37 feh.

NEXT!

Posted by: the Paolo at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (ARGJJ)

38 I'm against DACA 1.0 . Everybody I know is to. How is this extreme?
Posted by: Monk


Do you know me? I used to be POTUS. Millions chose me. Am I extreme? Go ahead, pull my finger.

Posted by: Barack Insane Obama Jones at January 22, 2018 06:29 PM (vcOmj)

39 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (O5Q3r)

40 Why do they think they will remain overlords when the new Americans replace the old?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (qJtVm)

41 like a young Bob Barker

Hey, what did Bob ever do to you?

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (7R2h5)

42 39 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (O5Q3

Spanktravision.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

43 I see DACA as Simpson-Mazzoli 2.0, so I'm against it. It's been over 30 years and yet this shit continues. Enough, already.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (NL6wI)

44 Man, I am against DACA. If I wasn't before I sure as hell am now that I know their support is this weak. If we do not get everything to stop further illegals, and with Rat fingerprints alongside ours, then NO DEAL. They all go back unless they are American soldiers or legitimately married to Americans with kids. And maybe not even that last one.

You had more years in America than you deserved. If you wanted to be guests I would say sure, stay. But you want to be part of the problem, voting in our enemies? Well fuck you, buddy, you can vote in Mexico.

Posted by: trev006 at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (OgdSR)

45 I'm against DACA. I want the people who came here illegally GONE. If they want to come across and become citizens properly, fine. But zero tolerance for illegal immigration. Don't hand me sob stories, every time someone is arrested it breaks some mom's heart or leaves kids weeping.

American citizens have dreams too, and they should be the focus of the federal government, PERIOD.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (39g3+)

46 Tom, as long as his daughter is still showing up on TV, he's okay. When you suddenly don't see her anymore she's probably been called home to be there when he passes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (dUJdY)

47
Yes, Miller is an outlier on immigration. With respect to the One Big Party Congress, that is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 06:30 PM (ds2oz)

48 I ate at Lubys today. I would bet more than half the employees were illegal. I know at least that many barely spoke English. I asked for Roast Beef gravy damnit!!!
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (zoyKY)


Did you leave your gun in the truck?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 06:31 PM (z79tQ)

49 Steven Miller should stick to his guns and tell Little Miss Lindsey that we the people want our immigration laws followed. To. The. Letter.

This means that if you're in my country illegally, you are to go back home and get in line like everyone else. You won't get any special favors because your parents broke our laws to bring you here.

And if you don't like that, then you have no business in my country. I don't want you here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 06:31 PM (tRaq7)

50
Ace ought to write a 2000-word screed on how this DACA bullshit is a Manufactured MAGUFFIN.

Because that's all it is.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:31 PM (9dh/m)

51 Also, I have seen too many Mexicans peeing in front of their houses in my neighborhood for me to be all, "love knows no borders."
Posted by: sunny-dee


When they re-shingled my house in 2003, they certainly peed on my front lawn. My then-wife wondered why the grass had turned brown in various places.

I guffawed.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (vcOmj)

52 Bob Barker probably fucked your girlfriend.

#Realman

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (Ckg4U)

53 I still say Stephen Miller looks like the kind of guy who gets pissed if you spell it STEVEN.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (OEub0)

54 Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 06:31 PM (z79tQ)

As a matter of fact I had two guns on me.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (zoyKY)

55 #Mountainclimber

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (Ckg4U)

56 Wait, wasn't it "Who's inside my husband?*

Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 06:32 PM (6gPPJ)

57 Top sixty

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (R5lpX)

58 didn't Graham at one point during the 2016 campaign threaten to quit the Repub party? Maybe because he felt personally threatened by Trump's talking about grabbing pussy?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (ILitO)

59
If every one of the 800K "dreamers" "nightmares" disappeared tonight....

NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.


No one would give a shit.

No one would miss them.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (9dh/m)

60 Graham is a closeted liar.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

61 #Range Game

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (Ckg4U)

62 The best thing the USA could do at this point, aside from reformation and revival, is to get back to a sense of justice for all, blind to who they are. No matter how powerful, sympathetic, trendy, or media-protected you are: Justice. Love mercy, but DO JUSTICE.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:33 PM (39g3+)

63 Miss Lindsey is out, lying again.

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (Vl5bQ)

64 Graham gets away with these spectacles because....Turtle.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (r9UYA)

65 "Who's Inside My Wife?"

Arizona Cardinals, come on down!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (398bZ)

66 "We can't restart this until tomorrow".

#Bob Barker.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (Ckg4U)

67 NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.

I loved their two attempts at a day without immigrants. Loved it.

It proved the point perfectly, but not as they'd hoped. Nobody even noticed. Just like the day without women. Meh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (39g3+)

68 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?
Posted by: tu3031 at January




wasn't that the premise of freaky friday?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:34 PM (MTjB1)

69 Ace ought to write a 2000-word screed on how this DACA bullshit is a Manufactured MAGUFFIN.

Well, all the shit they have thrown against the wall has...how do you say...NOT STUCK.

Therefore, they are flailing around looking for an issue to save them from the No Russians-Booming Economy-Tax Cuts-ISIS on a slab-Here Comes the Memo reality we live in.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:35 PM (LV3VM)

70 Nothing to see here.

#Flakewife

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (Ckg4U)

71 Who's Inside My Wife?



What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January


It's on between The Newlywed Game and Divorce Court.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (oVJmc)

72 @51, I live in a "diverse" neighborhood in Dallas, meaning a delightful blend of white and Mexican (judging by the decorative flags). There are LOUD parties 3-4 nights a week, except in the worst cold, with live music, celebratory gunfire (!!!), tons of parked cars. It's a pain. I've only called with a noise complaint once, when the party on the block *behind* me and three doors down was causing my bedroom windows at the *front* of my house to vibrate audibly and it was midnight.

And don't get me started on how they treat their dogs. NOT. WELL.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (QAOZh)

73

my goodness

Turtle is now even acting like one. Moving slow, talking really really slow, pausing at odd places. Maybe he's morphing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (fceHP)

74 Everyone needs to remind these idiots that President Donald Trump beat their asses like a drum in the primary because REAL REPUBLICAN VOTERS stand with Trump on Immigration.

His campaign was DOA on Day One according to the Washington DC experts because he said some Mexicans were rapists and criminals. Instead he became the leading candidate. After he didn't back down after a week of screaming and hectoring, people realized he was for real, and his lead increased.

We voted President Trump in because of his Immigration Position. We will stand with him.

Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (4dz1m)

75 >>Who's Inside My Wife?


Best Show on the Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (xx9a7)

76 Flake's wife looks like she is his sister.

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (g4lFK)

77 She's been picked-over like so many canned-goods.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (Ckg4U)

78 Someday, one of them may cure cancer! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CURING CANCER!!!!

Posted by: Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (O5Q3r)

79 @59. I would notice. I would care. I would REJOICE. I'd probably get someone who spoke English when I tried to order at McDonalds, the crazy drivers would be at least halved, and there would be 100% fewer loud parties and lawn peeing. (I am an old soul. GET OFF MY LAWN.)

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (QAOZh)

80 even Miller should stick to his guns and tell Little Miss Lindsey that we the people want our immigration laws followed. To. The. Letter.

This means that if you're in my country illegally, you are to go back home and get in line like everyone else. You won't get any special favors because your parents broke our laws to bring you here.

And if you don't like that, then you have no business in my country. I don't want you here.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 06:31 PM (tRaq7)

So. In other words...

The laws already on the books.

#amnesty1986

Posted by: The Lion of the Senate. at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (1ubE4)

81 Who's inside my wife? Your illegal lawn boy.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (UbVvc)

82 No DACA,
No Re-Run,
No Rent!

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (xx9a7)

83 Outliar Lindsay

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (hMwEB)

84 "Who's Inside My Wife?"

-------

The Paolo, he is the executive producer of the show.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (ANIFC)

85 Who's Inside My Wife?
"Best Show on the Gorilla Channel."
-Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (xx9a7)

LMFAO!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (Ckg4U)

86 73




my goodness



Turtle is now even acting like one. Moving slow, talking really really slow, pausing at odd places. Maybe he's morphing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (fceHP)
What is he going on about now?

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (a0IVu)

87 Quick who was the last sob story immigrant deportation in the news? What was his name? When was it?

Do you even remember? Neither does anyone else. They run this stuff to try to manipulate emotions but deep down people really do not give a damn no matter how sad they might feel at the moment.

The moment he GOP figures this out, that will be a big win for the whole country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (39g3+)

88

Ever notice how the This Old House hosts are kinda like the Doctor Whos of the building trades?

There's been, what, 3 hosts of This Old House? All of them do the same thing, say the same stupid things, and act the same.

The hosts are interchangeable like Doctor Who.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (9dh/m)

89 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?

Playboy

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (y3aQB)

90

Why hasn't Mollie been on Special Report panel?

nevertrumpers Jonah G. tag teams Stephen Hayes - bleck

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (fceHP)

91 I guess I'm an 'outlier' too...

DACAs can stay, once they pay back all the money they stole from the US taxpayer through the Education system...

$15 K per year of education... cash up front.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (NgKpN)

92 I peed a little.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (Ckg4U)

93 Who's Inside My Wife?



What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January

BBC

Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (g4lFK)

94 71 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January

It's on between The Newlywed Game and Divorce Court.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:36 PM (oVJmc)


Oh, so it's not on PornHub, then?

*disconnects from VPN*

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (NL6wI)

95 Serious questions - how do you write legislation that keeps activist at bay?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (JyFLk)

96 You know, if you piss on our laws to barge into the country, that's the best reason I can think of to not want your ass here.

In what possible way should I consider that noble?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (oVJmc)

97
Just like the day without women. Meh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


When silence like a balm fell on the land and men tootled in their workshops peacefully, knowing that, for an all-too-short day, they would not be dragged away.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (ds2oz)

98 This means that if you're in my country illegally, you are to go back home and get in line like everyone else. You won't get any special favors because your parents broke our laws to bring you here.

I'm willing to let people who were brought here as little kids, who have lived productive lives and been reasonably solid citizens to cut in line. But still get in line. Become a citizen or stay the hell out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (39g3+)

99 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?


Inside The Beltway

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (fceHP)

100
Jeff: I'll take, "Brazilians," for $300, please.
Alex: The answer is, "The Paolo."
Jeff: Which Brazilian was most recently in my wife?
Alex: Sorry, Jeff, it's, "Which Brazilian is most often in your wife?"

Posted by: Who's Inside of My Wife at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (Vl5bQ)

101 16 Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing he once yelled at posters as racists for using....
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM (LiyEm)


I always thought it was a dead-on accurate description of the GOPe, which is probably why it garnered such sputtering outrage.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

102 so what happened to the "Russia gave money to the NRA to support Trump" story..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 06:40 PM (ILitO)

103
btw, did anyone notice Graham said almost the exact same thing to his Fake News friends about Steve Bannon ...."as long as he's in the White House bla bla bla..."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:40 PM (9dh/m)

104 >>Who's Inside My Wife?


'Big Bucks, No Cooties aaaaaand STOP!'

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:40 PM (25b0D)

105 88

Ever notice how the This Old House hosts are kinda like the Doctor Whos of the building trades?

There's been, what, 3 hosts of This Old House? All of them do the same thing, say the same stupid things, and act the same.

The hosts are interchangeable like Doctor Who.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:38 PM (9dh/m)

Who says actors are interchangeable!

Posted by: Dick Saergent at January 22, 2018 06:40 PM (NgKpN)

106 NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.


I would.



Please clap.

Posted by: Heb! at January 22, 2018 06:40 PM (ARGJJ)

107 Ace, my friend, let me just go on the record now and say that I am against DACA and so are a lot of people I know. If by DACA you mean that people who come her illegally get any special path for citizenship other than the existing laws (i.e. be in your country of origin, go to the US embassy, get paperwork and file just like everyone else) otherwise you are here illegally and are subject to deportation. You are under 18? Fine ~ you are a ward of the state until 18 then you get returned to your country (with a nice hefty bill to that country for the services rendered for being in loco parentis for their citizen) or you can apply for a temporary work or visit visa ~ once that's done? Get the F*ck out.

The House bill allows these DACA people to be eligible for an automatically renewing work visa if they satisfy requirements ~ but no citizenship, so they cannot be deported. Meh. Could do without, but ~ I would agree to that once the wall gets built and all other immigration laws are reformed to end chain migration and stiffen every etc. and also and end to the retarded "visa lottery".

But this whole "everyone agrees its OK to let DACA folks stay?" Ahem. No. They can go f*ck themselves and their f*ckwad parents can too ~ and their sh*thole countries can EABOD. And this is not jus me talking ~ I know a LOT of people who feel this way.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (0YSzp)

108 OT but, wow. Youngest child molested by Nasser just testified in court (she's 15). She said, "At my age, I shouldn't have to be inside a courtroom but I'm going to get real comfortable with it. I suggest you do, too." The bawls on that kid!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (14URa)

109 Who's Inside My Wife 2.0 and 3.0 and 4.0...

Posted by: Corn Flake at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (Tyii7)

110 101 Yep

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (LiyEm)

111 Nobody clap.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (Ckg4U)

112 Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing he once yelled at posters as racists for using....

I'm not fond of it because of the weird racial overtones a small group on the internet gave the very old word but I can't think of a better one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)

113 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?


It ain't the Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (LV3VM)

114 >>I'm willing to let people who were brought here as little kids, who have lived productive lives and been reasonably solid citizens to cut in line.


Nope.

GTFO

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (25b0D)

115 I don't think Graham wants to tangle with PDT..men with more testosterone have tried it and come away fried and pickled.

Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (a0IVu)

116 The laws already on the books.

#amnesty1986

Posted by: The Lion of the Senate. at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (1ubE4)


Actually, one quick look around and you start to conclude DACA 2.0 has already been accomplished! It's DACA 3.0+ that worries me.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (gwPgz)

117 I'm Outlier

Posted by: Tony Curtis at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (gfh9Z)

118
Become a citizen or stay the hell out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Give them jury duty every day for six months. Now do you want to become a citizen?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (ds2oz)

119 Lindsey's on the long left side tail.

Posted by: geoffb at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (zOpu5)

120 112 The racial overtones come from porn.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (LiyEm)

121 Flake's wife plays Tic-Tac-Blow.

Posted by: Wink Martindale at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (89T5c)

122 Nope.

GTFO

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (25b0D)


But we're sure they'll be turning their lives around any minute now!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (gwPgz)

123 Is that Jeff Flake show still on? Because it sounds good.

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (Q3oNv)

124 *TIME OUT!*

-Andy Reid

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (Ckg4U)

125 Mitch is really coming out of his shell lately. Held Garland off the Supreme Court allowing for Gorsuch and now he shoves Schumer's stupid shutdown right up his chuck.

Not bad for a RINO.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (AfcYG)

126 The problem is that in D.C. Lindsey is not the outlier among the GOP of the cesspool known as the Capitol.

Posted by: buzzion at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (lKs2v)

127 I like trains.

Posted by: Jeff Flake's wife at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (HgMAr)

128 means that if you're in my country illegally, you are to go back home and get in line like everyone else. You won't get any special favors because your parents broke our laws to bring you here.

I'm willing to let people who were brought here as little kids, who have lived productive lives and been reasonably solid citizens to cut in line. But still get in line. Become a citizen or stay the hell out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January




Slippery. Slope. Nope.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (MTjB1)

129 You are under 18? Fine ~ you are a ward of the state until 18 then you get returned to your country (with a nice hefty bill to that country for the services rendered for being in loco parentis for their citizen) or you can apply for a temporary work or visit visa ~ once that's done? Get the F*ck out.

No, deport them, too. Who cares how old they are? They came with family or have family there. Send em back.

Just like "anchor babies" no, you don't get to stay and get welfare for your new nino. You ALL get deported and stay out. If your nino at 18 wants to come to the USA alone, ok then they can. But for the rest of you: get in line.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (39g3+)

130 I have questions as to whether Graham is really a human being. And he's questioning other people as an outlier?

Posted by: MAGA at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (LnOh3)

131 Over 100 so I can go OT, right?

Just saw news that PA's supreme court declared the state's congressional map unconstitutional due to gerrymandering. Going to restructure the map (I assume to wipe Republican districts off the map and give Trump less of a chance to win in 2020)

They act like only the GOP does this, hah! If they un-gerrymandered NYC, Charlie Rangel would have lost his seat long ago due to Harlem turning Latino.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (hvf9s)

132 Lindsey is more "in the closet liar."

Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (7JbXq)

133 Steve Miller should open all his press conferences with "Living in the USA".

Posted by: tu3031 at January 22, 2018 06:44 PM (O5Q3r)

134 Some day Lindsey will come out and proud and switch parties....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (LiyEm)

135 "Ever notice how the This Old House hosts are kinda like the Doctor Whos of the building trades? "

Hey, don't you go dissing on This Old House. I love dat show.

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (Q3oNv)

136 "Who's Inside My Wife?"
-----------------

I'm old enough to remember when Ace thought the "cuck" slur was Seriously You Guys racist.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (xN1DB)

137 I also support illegals serving in the military being allowed to become citizens upon a full term of service with a good record. Allowing criminals the choice between jail time and military service has a long and honorable history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (39g3+)

138 Look, DACA kids have a leg up on everyone in their home countries at the expense of the US Taxpayer.

They have stolen enough.

Kick them out.

Remove every last person in this Country that is not a Lawful Citizen or a Valid Visa Holder.

Then, spend the nest 10 years integrating all of the fleas we have let in from the 3rd world.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (25b0D)

139 Lindsey has "closet hair".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (Ckg4U)

140 re 125: maybe he realized that Trump really is the head of the real winning team.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (ILitO)

141 131 Ah that's why Pennsylvania Supreme Court was the number one "Trending" news on Facebook...

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (LiyEm)

142 Jeff Fake is the poor man's Wink Martindale.

Who's inside my wife? Uh, Anthony Weiner? Al Frankenstein? John Conyers? Bill Clinton?

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (lsfS3)

143 ...and a mouth shaped like a cock.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (Ckg4U)

144 Gerrymandering is kind of dumb these days, people are too mobile and move around too much. You get your district all perfect and half the people aren't there next time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)

145 Jeff Flake is actually the Lost Kennedy. And by lost I mean, the asshole Kennedy. And by Kennedy I mean, all the Kennedys.

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (Q3oNv)

146 93 Who's Inside My Wife?

What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January

BBC
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM
-----------------------

Oh my goodness you win the comments forevermore.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (xN1DB)

147 Steve Miller should open all his press conferences with "Living in the USA".
Posted by: tu3031 at January




Living in America is an order of magnitude better. Much more Trumpian


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4RNFr58

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (MTjB1)

148 137. Give 'em the Roman Army deal - 20 years in the legions. Citizenship thereafter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (fA1SL)

149 stop child trafficking
any incentives to move kuds here just encos the traffy

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (hMwEB)

150 Graham must have one of the safest seats against being Primaried, if he's the designated point-man for what the GOPe wants but the rank and file are against.

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (Vl5bQ)

151 Mean Ace is the best Ace.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (WbIyz)

152 >>maybe he realized that Trump really is the head of the real winning team.

Maybe. Or maybe he was never as bad as some people thought he was. He did the Garland thing long before Trump was president.

Right now the left is saying the exact same things about Schumer that everyone said when the Republicans shutdown the government and then had to cave.

Elections and majorities matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (AfcYG)

153 But we're sure they'll be turning their lives around any minute now!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 06:

Sad. But it occurred to me today while listening to a Shelby Steele interview.

A greater percentage of the DACA kids (and their parents) are more invested than the AA kids.

Posted by: Golfman at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (1ubE4)

154
I read somewhere Wink Martindale is quite conservative.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (9dh/m)

155 Cheap labor that votes 100 percent uni-party = GOPe fantasy cum true

Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (llxrS)

156 I wouldn't duck her with a stolen dick.

Posted by: Gene Rayburn at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (89T5c)

157 I don't understand Grahamnsty's obsession with illegal aliens. Does he have a lover or love child{ren} that is an illegal alien?

Posted by: Locke Common at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (DJ/XX)

158 >>What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January

BBC
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM
-----------------------

>>Oh my goodness you win the comments forevermore.



I JUST GOT IT!



Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (25b0D)

159

Lindsay Graham:


Not Yet "Out" But a Confirmed LIAR


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (mbhDw)

160 You get your district all perfect and half the people aren't there next time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)

Sure they are.

Look, see all those names on the voter rolls? Those are called Democrats.

Posted by: Democrat Ward Boss 2.0 at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (wYseH)

161 stop child trafficking
any incentives to move kuds here just encos the traffy
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January




stupid kids have no business being in the streets. slows down traffic.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (MTjB1)

162 Game Show Host Who Are Conseratives (at the core):

Chuck Woolery
Pat Sajak
Drew Carey
Wink Martindale
Bob Barker (sort of)
Hugh Downs
Steve Harvey (not really but sort of)
Jeff Flake's Neighbor

Posted by: Silly Boy at January 22, 2018 06:48 PM (Q3oNv)

163

Which Ace is best Ace?

Mean Ace is best Ace.


Which Ace is best Ace?

High Test Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (9dh/m)

164 Outlier, Ha! I can out lie the both of them and pork Lyndsey at the same time.

Posted by: Johnny Mac McBrain at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (E3678)

165 136 "Who's Inside My Wife?"
-----------------

I'm old enough to remember when Ace thought the "cuck" slur was Seriously You Guys racist.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (xN1DB)

Well unfortunately porn gets to define the language far to often. I do not blame ace.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (2DOZq)

166 Little Jeffy Flake. Still trying to get back at all the means kids at school that made fun of your last name?

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (gbWkA)

167 Don't look now Jeff but I think Raul Grijhalva (sp) just went in the back door.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (UbVvc)

168
our little Ace has become a legit Alpha

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (9dh/m)

169

DACA 2.0 - Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (IqV8l)

170 >> Give 'em the Roman Army deal - 20 years in the legions. Citizenship thereafter.



I don't know...the Italians will be pretty pissed at us.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (25b0D)

171 No DACA.
It is deferred action against children (through no fault of their own) who were brought there (through no fault of their own) - and now it is time to take action - because it is not my f*ing fault either.
If Trump and the GOP don't take action to deport all the children (through no fault of their own) the next time there is a democrat president there will be an executive action that makes this one look like -- oh Reagan in the 80's?

Posted by: Batterup at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (mtGE/)

172 Some people call him the Gangster of Love.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (WbIyz)

173 >>> Ah that's why Pennsylvania Supreme Court was the number one "Trending" news on Facebook...
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (LiyEm)

I thought FB was getting rid of news hits? Zuckerburg, stop mulling running for preezy and get your site in order. Also fix your algorithms and stop putting ppl at the top of my news feed I have no interest in seeing everyday, but am obligated to follow (ie lefty friends and fam.)

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (hvf9s)

174
btw, did you hear this?

MARVEL has ENDED ALL their queer comics.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (9dh/m)

175 Middle of last thread was kinda napping out, now whats this about Stevie Miller?

I want to fly like a Eagle, to the sea

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (aC6Sd)

176 My keyboard wuz hacked

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (hMwEB)

177
Which Ace is best Ace?

Mean Ace is best Ace.


Which Ace is best Ace?

High Test Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January




Which Ace is best Ace?

Leaded Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (MTjB1)

178
The entire homo comic book line is mort.

Why?


NO SALES.

NO INTEREST.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (9dh/m)

179 I also support illegals serving in the military being allowed to become citizens upon a full term of service with a good record. Allowing criminals the choice between jail time and military service has a long and honorable history.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:45 PM (39g3+)

Only if they already speak English, and have no other criminal background... and have some education.

The military does not really need cannon fodder anymore. Every job needs at least some technical abilities.

Using the Military to Educate Illegals? Well lets just say I can't see them surviving the ship board environments I know pretty well.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 22, 2018 06:51 PM (NgKpN)

180 What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January

BBC
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (g4lFK)

Calling Big Ben. Why is this funny?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 06:51 PM (z79tQ)

181 letting the daca kids stay is like letting the kids of some robber keep the proceeds from his crime.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:51 PM (MTjB1)

182 Here is MY DACA Proposal,

End Chain Migration.
End Visa Lottery
Qualified Immigrants Only
Build the Wall

DACANS can renew their temporary visas. Any DACAN with a felony or misdemeanor beyond a parking ticket goes home. Any Dacan on welfare goes home. They can apply for citizenship, and after the wall is built and the border is secure to MY satisfaction, we can discuss amnesty in 2030.

Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (4dz1m)

183 maybe he realized that Trump really is the head of the real winning team.

Maybe. Or maybe he was never as bad as some people thought he was. He did the Garland thing long before Trump was president.

Right now the left is saying the exact same things about Schumer that everyone said when the Republicans shutdown the government and then had to cave.

Elections and majorities matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (AfcYG)


I think he's got Trump's wind behind his back.
And Trump is showing him what leadership is.
And the Trump administration, with all it's internal issues, is winning, and that is contagious, and makes people more confident.

It comes from the top.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (fceHP)

184 The other reason the Democrats want DACA is they don't want anyone who has been here to go back & have the wherewithal to overthrow their puppet rulers in of the shitholes in Central & South America.

Posted by: Batterup at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (mtGE/)

185 Schumer's problem is that he never had to negotiate with someone who has spent several decades bargaining with politicians, bureaucrats, unions and subcontractors in several states are well as a foreign gov't or two.

And people like Schumer don't understand what Trump does understand: you don't make a deal that's bad for you just so you can boast that you made a deal.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (ILitO)

186 errymandering is kind of dumb these days, people are too mobile and move around too much. You get your district all perfect and half the people aren't there next time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:46 PM (39g3+)


That is what you think.

Posted by: US 4th Circuit at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (1ubE4)

187 120 112 The racial overtones come from porn.
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:42 PM (LiyEm)


A very tiny subset of porn, too, which most people have never seen or have any interest in.

Since the Left always plays the race card, I'm inclined to think the people who say "you can't use the word cuck because it's racist" just prove themselves to be cucks.

(I don't mean ace. He didn't start it.)

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

188 180 Umm ,BBC has another meaning than British Broadcasting Corporation...

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (LiyEm)

189 Here is MY DACA Proposal,

End Chain Migration.
End Visa Lottery
Qualified Immigrants Only
Build the Wall

DACANS can renew their temporary visas. Any DACAN with a felony or misdemeanor beyond a parking ticket goes home. Any Dacan on welfare goes home. They can apply for citizenship, and after the wall is built and the border is secure to MY satisfaction, we can discuss amnesty in 2030.
Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (4dz1m)


e-verify

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (fceHP)

190 137
I also support illegals serving in the military being allowed to become
citizens upon a full term of service with a good record. Allowing
criminals the choice between jail time and military service has a long
and honorable history.

I doubt very many in the military would want to serve next to fvckheads who hate Americans and America. There have been enough grenades rolled into tents already.

Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (nisXv)

191

_lake's_ w_f_ su_ks c_ck f_r b__ _ r m_ney

Posted by: Pat Sajak at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (89T5c)

192 Breitbart was wrong. Its not just the comments: Who's Inside My Wife? made me laugh my ass off.

Posted by: California Red at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (AzsM3)

193
Who knew there'd be no readers for a comic book about a brown-skinned lesbo immigrant college student.


Seriously, that was one of them.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (9dh/m)

194 I'd toss every mothers son of the 'dreamers' back where their parents came from, but am not holding my breath on that

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (aC6Sd)

195 112 Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing he once yelled at posters as racists for using....

I'm not fond of it because of the weird racial overtones a small group on the internet gave the very old word but I can't think of a better one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (39g3+)

Yep. Goes back to the 13th century and was used by Chaucer and Shakespeare.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

196 >>> Game Show Host Who Are Conseratives (at the core):
Pat Sajak

Love his trollish twitter feed. Caught Wheel of Fortune over the holidays with fam. He got sassy at some point! I like it. Glad he seems to be in IDGAF mode now.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (hvf9s)

197 Umm ,BBC has another meaning than British Broadcasting Corporation...

okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)

198 I doubt the Dems were truly upset that Garland was held up.They expected Hillary to win and they would have put up a more radical leftist....

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (LiyEm)

199 Here is my DACA deal - GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY AND DO NOT COME BACK UNLESS IT IS DONE LEGALLY.
The end.

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (gbWkA)

200 "Who's Inside My Wife?"

Don't know anything about his wife. Taking disgust for one person out on another is unhordesmanlike.
Rubs the wrong way.

Hey, Lyndsey baby, come here.

Posted by: Johnny Mac McBrain at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (E3678)

201 Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:43 PM (AfcYG)
----------

Well there you are. We had the FBI thread and it's in your wheelhouse and you were nowhere to be found, and it was scaring me.



Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (kNasr)

202 Who knew there'd be no readers for a comic book about a brown-skinned lesbo immigrant college student.


Seriously, that was one of them.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM


Which one?

Posted by: otho at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (qGuLD)

203 >>Goes back to the 13th century and was used by Chaucer and Shakespeare.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (NWiLs)


Both rabid anti-semites.

I assume you are a big fan.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (25b0D)

204 any truth to the rumor that Flake's wife has a tattoo on her thigh that reads "Pull Forward For Valet Parking"?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (w0xwb)

205 MARVEL has ENDED ALL their queer comics.

RACISM!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

206 Calling Big Ben. Why is this funny?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 22, 2018 06:51 PM (z79tQ)


always check urban dictionary first

moron rule #...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (fceHP)

207 Who knew there'd be no readers for a comic book about a brown-skinned lesbo immigrant college student.


Seriously, that was one of them.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM


Which one?
Posted by: otho at January




she was Fist of Social Justice or something

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (MTjB1)

208 Oh Honey, he's just a good friend.









(snickers)

Posted by: Mrs Flake at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (Vl5bQ)

209 Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

I would not subscribe it as a tiny subset.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (2DOZq)

210 John Lindsay Graham.

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (9Mqkr)

211 We shouldn't even separate these groups any longer with bullshit like "Dreamers"

I'm sure every illegal has some heart breaking story, I still want them to GTFO.

99.9% of illegal immigration is about one thing. Money

These people wanted more money and were willing to sneak into our country and break our laws to get it.

I'm only interested in a deal that flips the script forever on illegals. Otherwise, just keep the status quo of dreamers being illegals like the rest and keep rounding them up.

Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (lKmt3)

212 197 Umm ,BBC has another meaning than British Broadcasting Corporation...

okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)


A size, a color, a male body part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (mbhDw)

213

Rax Roast Beef used to have a BBC. Beef, Bacon and Cheese.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (IqV8l)

214 197 Umm ,BBC has another meaning than British Broadcasting Corporation...

okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)

Big Black, um, rooster.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

215 Hmmm.. I'm an "outlier" ... always thought of this being a feature, not a bug... the thing about outliers, we usually don't march off cliffs....

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (zSVEm)

216 Game Show Host Who Are Conseratives (at the core): Pat Sajak

Love his trollish twitter feed.


A couple of years ago, I swear he was actively trying to get canned.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (LV3VM)

217 >>I like trains.

Posted by: Jeff Flake's wife

My kind of girl!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (2cuLk)

218 size, a color, a male body part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January




uh, spotted dick?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (MTjB1)

219 Rich Zeoli on 1210am is sure most Democrats really don't want to settle DACA because it would be one less cudgel to use

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (aC6Sd)

220
Dated John Lindsay's niece for a bit back in the early-mid 80s. Sweet thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (mbhDw)

221 16 Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing he once yelled at posters as racists for using....
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 06:26 PM

-----------------

I think it must have been the "Paolo the Wifehunter" episode that did it. It made him realize that modern leftism is actually, literally about letting some dude bang your wife.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (xN1DB)

222 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (mbhDw)

lol.. thanks!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (dUJdY)

223 194 I'd toss every mothers son of the 'dreamers' back where their parents came from, but am not holding my breath on that
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (aC6Sd)

The Cacadevaca-Kuhscheiss treaty of 1835, ratified by the United Nations in 1836, effectively ended legal dreaming in all nations save for the United States.

Read a book sometimes, people. Jeez.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (T28di)

224 okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)
---
Big Black Cuck...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (w0xwb)

225 If they were brought here as children then what has happened to those that brought them?

Because if illegal Ramon and Lupe brought little Jaime age 2 when the coyote delivered them to the van in the Arizona desert, they were all illegal, right?

And Ramon and Lupe should have been caught long ago and sent back with little Jaime.

But no, they have all been living on fake IDs and the cash economy and finding ways to such the big teat of the Fed, but because we're nice, we are supposed to let Jaime, now 19, stay?

And sponsor in his whole fucking extended family?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (U6f54)

226 170 >> Give 'em the Roman Army deal - 20 years in the legions. Citizenship thereafter.



I don't know...the Italians will be pretty pissed at us.

------------

If I was a European (-eeewwww), I would happily trade the European Immigrants for our Immigrants.

At least most of ours are nominally Christian and Westernized.

Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (4dz1m)

227 203 >>Goes back to the 13th century and was used by Chaucer and Shakespeare.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (NWiLs)


Both rabid anti-semites.

I assume you are a big fan.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (25b0D)

I burn a cross every night at their shrine.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

228 "my goodness



Turtle is now even acting like one. Moving slow, talking really really slow, pausing at odd places. Maybe he's morphing."

One could only hope...
Like Morphing into Gamera baby. Steppin' on shit and showin' who's boss.

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (R2gO3)

229 210 John Lindsay Graham.
Posted by: mercenary13 at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (9Mqkr)

@220...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (mbhDw)

230 The entire homo comic book line is mort. Why?
NO SALES. NO INTEREST.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:50 PM (9dh/m)

Stop teasing me! Next you'll say that they are going to stop making Iron Man a young black girl. (Or Iron Heart or whatevs her name is.)

Link? If this is on the conservative comic youtube channel I learned about from here, I am behind, bettah catch up!

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (hvf9s)

231 okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?
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Big Black Rooster.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (Vl5bQ)

232 >>Well there you are. We had the FBI thread and it's in your wheelhouse and you were nowhere to be found, and it was scaring me.

I'm up visiting the polar bears in Maine.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (AfcYG)

233 I also support illegals serving in the military being allowed to become
citizens upon a full term of service with a good record. Allowing
criminals the choice between jail time and military service has a long
and honorable history.

I doubt very many in the military would want to serve next to fvckheads who hate Americans and America. There have been enough grenades rolled into tents already.
Posted by: dartist

More philapina nurses, is ok

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (yM/Yl)

234 I was inside Jeff Flake's wife, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (+lOpA)

235 cuck

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says cuck... at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (Tyii7)

236 I'm glad this shit show took the heat off of me for the moment.

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (r9UYA)

237 223 194 I'd toss every mothers son of the 'dreamers' back where their parents came from, but am not holding my breath on that
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (aC6Sd)

The Cacadevaca-Kuhscheiss treaty of 1835, ratified by the United Nations in 1836, effectively ended legal dreaming in all nations save for the United States.

Read a book sometimes, people. Jeez.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (T28d


The Cacazotte-Scheisshausen Accord in 1887 superseded it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (mbhDw)

238 234 I was inside Jeff Flake's wife, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (+lOpA)

What else was up in there?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

239 And I guess this begs the question.. what do I not know about Jeff Flakes wife?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (dUJdY)

240 lol.. thanks!
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM (dUJdY)
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Jewells, I had no idea either, and I sure wasn't about to go to urban dictionary. I don't know how all these guys know this stuff. And I don't think I really want to know. I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (kNasr)

241 A couple of years ago, I swear he was actively trying to get canned.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 06:56 PM
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The core audience for Wheel of Fortune is people who can spell words and who are old enough to think that Vanna White is still a young piece of ass. I'd say the only more conservative TV audience out there is Hannity's.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (xN1DB)

242
76 Flake's wife looks like she is his sister.
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:37 PM (g4lFK)









Talk about a hanging curve........

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (eXA4G)

243 Give 'em the Roman Army deal - 20 years in the legions. Citizenship thereafter.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (fA1SL)



They are invaders that the Democrats are using to take over our country. Why are we letting invaders join our army? Why do we trust that criminals have a sense of ethics so that we arm them and entrust them to defend our country and our values? I expect Germany to start recruiting Muslims en masse into their army at some point. I'd hope we have more sense.

Posted by: Bear phone at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (0BFUD)

244 Maybe. Or maybe he was never as bad as some people thought he was. He did the Garland thing long before Trump was president.

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Once again. McConnell's Garland calculation was that Hillary would win. He opposed Garland for conservative cred from the rubes fully expecting a failure theater loss to President Hillary.

Posted by: MAGA at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (LnOh3)

245
Frank Zappa recorded a tune that was a slap at Peter Frampton's "I'm In You" called "I Have Been In You."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (mbhDw)

246 Big Blue Clavicle

Posted by: Paul Bunyon at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (A2HP/)

247
If I was a European (-eeewwww), I would happily trade the European Immigrants for our Immigrants.

At least most of ours are nominally Christian and Westernized.
Posted by: rd


And natural conservatives.

/s

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (IqV8l)

248 Jewells, I had no idea either, and I sure wasn't about to go to urban dictionary. I don't know how all these guys know this stuff. And I don't think I really want to know. I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.
Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (kNasr)

You only pretend to be sweet and innocent. We know you're a stone-cold shot caller with a whole stash of sharpened sporks.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

249
Which one?

Posted by: otho



I dunno.


Dyke Girl??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (9dh/m)

250 >>"I Have Been In You."


Sheik Yerboutti

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (A2HP/)

251 I rate the FBI somewhere under Department of education in useful organizations

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (aC6Sd)

252 What else was up in there?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)


A Scooby Doo fridge magnet.

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (+lOpA)

253 What the latest flood of illegals has taught too many is the in-your-face personal experience of 25 to a house, trash that, take a year to evict, then just move to another house in the subdivision, craptastic drivers, and being looked down on IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY. people are fed up with this.

I know I am.

Posted by: Texican ette at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (scbJ5)

254 I'm up visiting the polar bears in Maine.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (AfcYG)
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Glad you're okay. Although I'm not sure why you'd want to be in Maine this time of year - RI not cold enough for you?

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (kNasr)

255 More philapina nurses, is ok

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (yM/Yl)
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not if you've ever had to w*rk with them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (w0xwb)

256 129 Chris Taylor

yes agree to deporting DACA jagoffs if their relatives can be located etc. ~ if they cannot ~ they become wards as I said and returned when they are 18 with really hefty bill ( I think $10M US for each ~ you know ~ taking into account the excellent education that their home country will now be able to take advantage of etc. etc.). Oh you don't want to pay Mexico? Well then guess you will not get any cross border bank transactions and all assets are frozen.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (0YSzp)

257 >>Once again. McConnell's Garland calculation was that Hillary would win. He opposed Garland for conservative cred from the rubes fully expecting a failure theater loss to President Hillary.

Ok then.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (AfcYG)

258 Bluebell, you would think I would have heard it all between my husband and his 2 brothers.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

259 You only pretend to be sweet and innocent. We know you're a stone-cold shot caller with a whole stash of sharpened sporks.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)
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I honestly didn't even know what a shiv was until you guys accused me of having one.

I just destroyed all my street cred, didn't I.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (kNasr)

260 I'm a big fan of Chaucerr and Shakespeare, but not because they were Anti Semites but because they were brilliant writers. The only people back them who weren't anti Semites were Semites.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (8+Ozj)

261 I honestly didn't even know what a shiv was until you guys accused me of having one.

I just destroyed all my street cred, didn't I.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (kNasr)

You can drop the act, convict. We know the truth.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (NWiLs)

262 The thing about Sessions and Ryan and McConnell... they have the jobs right now, so when they get anything right, give 'em an ear scratch, and an extra Marrobone... can't hurt...

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (zSVEm)

263 I don't know how all these guys know this stuff.

Megatonnage throw weight.
The western theological tradition of St. Augustine.
Porn.

We are Renaissance Morons.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (LV3VM)

264 I'll take Giving The Dog A Bone for $400 Alex

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (nFwvY)

265 Why doesn't Lindsay Graham just because a Democrat?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (8+Ozj)

266 253. Yep. REMOVE BURRITO.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (fA1SL)

267 bluebell carries a shiv?

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (+lOpA)

268 Okay, well I do know what a shiv is.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (dUJdY)

269 >> I honestly didn't even know what a shiv was until you guys accused me of having one.


...says the contributor of the Pruno Recipe in the Deplorable Gourmet.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (lJhja)

270 257 >>Once again. McConnell's Garland calculation was that Hillary would win. He opposed Garland for conservative cred from the rubes fully expecting a failure theater loss to President Hillary.

Ok then.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (AfcYG)

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Your welcome.

Posted by: MAGA at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (LnOh3)

271 259 You only pretend to be sweet and innocent. We know you're a stone-cold shot caller with a whole stash of sharpened sporks.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)
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I honestly didn't even know what a shiv was until you guys accused me of having one.

I just destroyed all my street cred, didn't I.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:01 PM (kNasr)
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Riiiiiiight. Ask her about shims.

Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (Sfs6o)

272 265 Why doesn't Lindsay Graham just because a Democrat?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (8+Ozj)

Probably figures he can do more damage as an infiltrator.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

273 255

More philapina nurses, is ok

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (yM/Yl)
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not if you've ever had to w*rk with them.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:00 PM (w0xwb)

Bad, huh??

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (zSVEm)

274 238 234 I was inside Jeff Flake's wife, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 06:57 PM (+lOpA)

What else was up in there?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

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The barrel.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2018 07:03 PM (gC2IV)

275 Jewells carries a shiv?

Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (+lOpA)

276 Maybe. Or maybe he was never as bad as some people thought he was. He did the Garland thing long before Trump was president.

Right now the left is saying the exact same things about Schumer that everyone said when the Republicans shutdown the government and then had to cave.

Elections and majorities matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (AfcYG)

I think he's got Trump's wind behind his back.
And Trump is showing him what leadership is.
And the Trump administration, with all it's internal issues, is winning, and that is contagious, and makes people more confident.

It comes from the top.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (fceHP)


Would there have been a government shutdown if Hillary was president? Would there have been a government shutdown with another republican as president? I think the answer is no. There would have been no spine in McConnell. Maybe some sort of hold up in the House but I doubt it.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (lKs2v)

277 >>Riiiiiiight. Ask her about shims.

and pruno.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (r9UYA)

278
Soory, no link for the gay marvel news. I heard it on the radio.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (9dh/m)

279 >>Glad you're okay. Although I'm not sure why you'd want to be in Maine this time of year - RI not cold enough for you?


I used to live up here. It's only cold outside.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (AfcYG)

280 189 Here is MY DACA Proposal,

End Chain Migration.
End Visa Lottery
Qualified Immigrants Only
Build the Wall

DACANS can renew their temporary visas. Any DACAN with a felony or misdemeanor beyond a parking ticket goes home. Any Dacan on welfare goes home. They can apply for citizenship, and after the wall is built and the border is secure to MY satisfaction, we can discuss amnesty in 2030.
Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (4dz1m)

e-verify
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (fceHP)

End sanctuary cities.
Enforce the laws.

Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (4dz1m)

281 Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (+lOpA)

and a gun

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (dUJdY)

282 236 I'm glad this shit show took the heat off of me for the moment.

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (r9UYA)


Did you run out of Ambien?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (NL6wI)

283 One guy who tweets-Bongino- had a good line

Democrats calls Americans "deplorable" and illegals "dreamers. That's all you need to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (8+Ozj)

284

geez, playing recorded The Five

Gutfeld got face smashed. Says he ran into a door...

Two big knobs on his head, and a messed up eye. Looks like it hurts.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (fceHP)

285 The only positive personality trait of Lindsey Graham is that he has a sense of humor.

After that, "POS" and "anti American citizen" comes to mind.

Posted by: Izapole at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (jhgxs)

286 _lake's_ w_f_ su_ks c_ck f_r b__ _ r m_ney

Posted by: Pat Sajak at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (89T5c)



I'd like to buy a vowel..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (WbIyz)

287 Lindsay shrieks so much about Trump I wouldn't be surprised if he's being blackmailed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:06 PM (8+Ozj)

288 Zero Immigration. Nobody from anywhere.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 22, 2018 07:06 PM (RuIsu)

289 Diversity! #Failifornia style

http://pix11.com/2018/01/22/uber-driver-in-us-
illegally-charged-with-4-rapes/

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:06 PM (w0xwb)

290 Although I'm not sure why you'd want to be in Maine this time of year - RI not cold enough for you?


I used to live up here. It's only cold outside.


Bullshit. I drove up there once at the holidays while I was in the Navy to see a girl. It was cold everywhere.

Make of that what you will. And know you idiots will.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 07:06 PM (LV3VM)

291 >>uh, spotted dick?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -

If they have vitiligo.

Posted by: Aviator at January 22, 2018 07:07 PM (2cuLk)

292 I would guess most ettes would be packing heat by now, with sound suppressors

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 07:07 PM (aC6Sd)

293 Miss Lindsey is out!

Well, good for xir! Xe should be able to live the way xe wants.

Miss Lindsey can damn well sleep with wh-

Wait. What?

Oh. Outlier....

um...well...

Never mind.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2018 07:07 PM (E3rQ4)

294 Jewells carries a shiv?


It's called a shank.

*shiftyeyes*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:07 PM (WbIyz)

295 >>Did you run out of Ambien?

I misplaced 5 months worth.

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 22, 2018 07:08 PM (r9UYA)

296 good news in the music world!

https://globalnews.ca/news/3979914/rush-guitarist-alex-
lifeson-says-band-is-basically-done/

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:08 PM (w0xwb)

297 I can't get to a thread before it's 250+ comments.

Damnit...don't you people ever eat...or pee?!

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2018 07:08 PM (Enq6K)

298 I'm willing to let people who were brought here as little kids, who have
lived productive lives and been reasonably solid citizens to cut in
line.

=====

Keep bringing this up, but families I know locally have no sympathy for their very own DACA kids. Parents worked their butts off to get citizenship (late 80s/early 90s), but some of their kids didn't even bother. Not a lot of sympathy even in my approx 40% neighborhood -- with another significant percentage from other parts of the world.


Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (MIKMs)

299 Huh? What? What time is it? Where's my shiv?

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Tyii7)

300 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 07:06 PM (LV3VM)

Damn , a preemptive deflection.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (2DOZq)

301 297 I can't get to a thread before it's 250+ comments.

Damnit...don't you people ever eat...or pee?!
Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2018 07:08 PM (Enq6K)

IV nutrition and a catheter.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (NWiLs)

302 Damnit...don't you people ever eat...or pee?!

We have the cookbook and an empty two-liter soda bottle, amateur.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (LV3VM)

303 276 Maybe. Or maybe he was never as bad as some people thought he was. He did the Garland thing long before Trump was president.

Right now the left is saying the exact same things about Schumer that everyone said when the Republicans shutdown the government and then had to cave.

Elections and majorities matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 06:47 PM (AfcYG)

I think he's got Trump's wind behind his back.
And Trump is showing him what leadership is.
And the Trump administration, with all it's internal issues, is winning, and that is contagious, and makes people more confident.

It comes from the top.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (fceHP)


Would there have been a government shutdown if Hillary was president? Would there have been a government shutdown with another republican as president? I think the answer is no. There would have been no spine in McConnell. Maybe some sort of hold up in the House but I doubt it.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (lKs2v)

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McConnell would have made a "deal" in which President Hillary would have gotten everything she wanted in exchange for a "symbolic" debt ceiling vote on tax day April 15.


To show you how much a turd McConnell is, I've read that he's considering not even passing a budget resolution this year which will take the 51 vote reconciliation off the table.

Posted by: MAGA at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (LnOh3)

304 I think the person was correct who suggested in another thread that the Secret Service keep the FBI away from the WH. Although now I'm not even sure of the Secret Service.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (8+Ozj)

305 212 197 Umm ,BBC has another meaning than British Broadcasting Corporation...

okay.. care to enlighten the ignorant here?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 06:54 PM (dUJdY)


A size, a color, a male body part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 06:55 PM (mbhDw)


Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Is4Ai)

306 Gerrymandering is kind of dumb these days, people are too mobile and move around too much. You get your district all perfect and half the people aren't there next time.


Why not just use the existing counties as the states already do. That's good (and close) enough for statewide elections, isn't it?

Why not for national elections?

\rhetorical (because I know why not)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (tRaq7)

307 Bah. Thanks Soothie I'll try to find as the news spreads. Seeing the Comic SJWs melt down will be fun.

And for the record, I have no prob with gay characters in comics or fiction. None. Just DON'T replace or retcon an established character to try to make them happen. Don't make them a mary sue. Keep the # of gay ppl in the story about the same as established demographics, so say roughly one in ten of the characters. Not all or half. In large cities of course that # can increase a bit.

And above all, for goodness sake make them NOT BORING or cliche. Let them have interests and personality quirks that have nothing to do with who they want to sleep with. This is not hard people!

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (hvf9s)

308 what a DAMN shame...

https://truepundit.com/feds-surge-daca-recipients-
losing-protections-crimes-thousands-convicted-charged/

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (w0xwb)

309 The dreamers are all valedictorians, so they will have no problem passing a tough civics test, and shedding their Mexican (or whatever) foreign citizenship. And as adult valedictorians, they surely have a full time job ... so no welfare for 20 years.

And they can only survive in America not Mexico, so no chain migration of their friends, if they prefer Mexican friends, there is a country south of here that is full of them.

In the end, we need no more from the third world ever, but certainly not till all our black neighborhoods are healthy and producing their own valedictorians, instead of becoming gang members that must fight the Mexican gangs.

Who can be against Law and Order? that is really the question for the lawless left (and for our FBI/IC)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (otAqJ)

310 Jewells carries a shiv?

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Seriously, Doesn't Everyone carry some sort of weapon?

Maybe not a handgun, but a knife, mace, or something?

Why Not?

Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (4dz1m)

311 Compromise on DACA now, and there will be no end of it. Doesn't matter what the deal says.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (ypSy2)

312 Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Is4Ai)

No, it's a sub-genre of pr0n.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (NWiLs)

313 305
Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Is4Ai)


It is a porn category. Or so I have been told.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (mbhDw)

314 >>Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source.


Pretty sure they all came from Africa.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (2sJhm)

315 Here is MY DACA Proposal,

End Chain Migration.
End Visa Lottery
Qualified Immigrants Only
Build the Wall

DACANS can renew their temporary visas. Any DACAN with a felony or misdemeanor beyond a parking ticket goes home. Any Dacan on welfare goes home. They can apply for citizenship, and after the wall is built and the border is secure to MY satisfaction, we can discuss amnesty in 2030.
Posted by: rd at January 22, 2018 06:52 PM (4dz1m)

e-verify
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Landmines

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2018 07:11 PM (yM/Yl)

316 I have trouble understanding why the Rhinos insist on kowtowing to an insane and marginalized Democratic Party and an utterly discredited media.
I have this feeling the use of the word kowtowing is either racist or cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Northernlurker-not really lurking anymore at January 22, 2018 07:11 PM (nBr1j)

317 Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Is4Ai)

Just another porn world acronym.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:11 PM (2DOZq)

318 The jig just might be up. There are too many hatefacts out there.

Trump and crew will do DACA and in the process fucking gut the 1965 Immigration Act.


All well and good...

Posted by: prescient11 at January 22, 2018 07:11 PM (q+HNC)

319 Senator John Kennedy, R-LA (I never heard of him before) was just on Hardball on MSNBC, and he was a a fire-breather. No DACA/Dreamer amnesty without a wall, and end of chain migration, and merit-based immigration screening, and if anyone thinks a DACA-amnesty only bill gets approved by the Senate, they are crazy.

Wow. Maybe this guy has always been like this on immigration, or maybe PDT is stiffening the spine of many R's in DC.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 07:11 PM (AMIL/)

320 Riiiiiiight. Ask her about shims.

and pruno.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (r9UYA)

And her prison suitcase.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (EoRCO)

321 Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Is4Ai)
---

pretty sure the answer is no, not us, but yes, you're sheltered.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (w0xwb)

322 Here is my DACA Opening Proposal: You get nothing. Go back and liberate your countries.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (WbIyz)

323 316 I have trouble understanding why the Rhinos insist on kowtowing to an insane and marginalized Democratic Party and an utterly discredited media.

Because the GOPe mostly agrees.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (ypSy2)

324 >>> I have trouble understanding why the Rhinos insist on kowtowing to an insane and marginalized Democratic Party and an utterly discredited media.

Stockholm syndrome?

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (hvf9s)

325 >>Bullshit. I drove up there once at the holidays while I was in the Navy to see a girl. It was cold everywhere.

I was skiing with a couple buddies at Sugarloaf way back when on a day when it was reading 20 below at the lodge. There were only about 30 of us on the whole mountain which was awesome.

We were skiing mostly from the summit to the mid station. We got in line at the mid station lift and there only a couple guys in front of us. And then there was only one as one of the guys dropped dead from a massive heat attack right on the spot.

We called it a day after two more runs. No sense twisting fate.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:13 PM (AfcYG)

326 The #2 counterintelligence official at the FBI sent 50,000 texts to his mistress on an unsecure phone while pretending to be very worried about Russian hacking attempts and "kompromat" on Trump.

Sean Davis (@seanmdav) January 22, 2018

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 07:13 PM (y3aQB)

327 All you people are connected to the internet, its a big world out there, explore it.




No wait, its probably best you don't.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 07:13 PM (aC6Sd)

328 286 _lake's_ w_f_ su_ks c_ck f_r b__ _ r m_ney

Posted by: Pat Sajak at January 22, 2018 06:53 PM (89T5c)


I'd like to buy a vowel..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:05 PM (WbIyz)

I wish I could tell people why I'm laughing right now.

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 07:14 PM (ANIFC)

329 324 >>> I have trouble understanding why the Rhinos insist on kowtowing to an insane and marginalized Democratic Party and an utterly discredited media.

Stockholm syndrome?
Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (hvf9s)


A) they are there as the sham opposition, much like the Washington Generals were to the Harlem Globetrotters.

B) The GOP-e's main constituency, the Chamber of Commerce, wants to import cheap labor and depress wages.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:14 PM (mbhDw)

330 >>We got in line at the mid station lift and there only a couple guys in front of us. And then there was only one as one of the guys dropped dead from a massive heat attack right on the spot.


Sugarloaf? Must be nice.

We could only afford Smuggler's Notch.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:14 PM (2sJhm)

331 See if aos was a porn site all the ettes would be MILFs.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:14 PM (2DOZq)

332 >>> Ace has certainly warmed to the cuck thing

It's the word itself that was a problem, because cuck and cuckhold had a very specific porn context in the late 1990s (by age, this would be Ace's porn period of reference). The concept is still great comedy and apt for these guys, so Ace has just gone around using the word to avoid the racial stigma.

Posted by: wooga at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (+RSgm)

333 Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January




google

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (MTjB1)

334 our little Ace has become a legit Alpha
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 22, 2018 06:49 PM (9dh/m)

Gainz

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (rnAwa)

335 Seriously, Doesn't Everyone carry some sort of weapon?
Maybe not a handgun, but a knife, mace, or something?
Why Not?"

My Hands are Lethal Weapons!

or maybe it's my ass.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (V2Yro)

336 331 See if aos was a porn site all the ettes would be MILFs.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:14 PM (2DOZq)


Or GILF's as the case may be.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (mbhDw)

337 The "James Woods" Family Guy is on WTBS.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (Ckg4U)

338 good news in the music world!


Rush is out. RUSH IS OUT?!?!

Oh well, they did have a good run. They weren't my cup of tea (ELP were far better, IMHO) but they can do the other little side projects that Lifeson referred to in the article.

We enjoyed you guys.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (tRaq7)

339 320
Riiiiiiight. Ask her about shims.



and pruno.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 07:04 PM (r9UYA)



And her prison suitcase.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (EoRCO)

Careful, that teardrop tattoo ain't just a decoration.

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (Vl5bQ)

340 >>Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel

Type it in our search box, we'll show you esoteric.

Posted by: Pornhub at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (2cuLk)

341 you know the song, big bad john? was originally written with the term BBC but radio execs would not let it out without a little rewriting.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (MTjB1)

342 335 Seriously, Doesn't Everyone carry some sort of weapon?
Maybe not a handgun, but a knife, mace, or something?
Why Not?"

My Hands are Lethal Weapons!

or maybe it's my ass.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (V2Yro)


My flatus has been banned by the Geneva Convention.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (mbhDw)

343 Ms. Lindsey: Not just outlier. The outliest.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (T28di)

344 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (mbhDw)


Yeah but everyone would still be 29 so...

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (2DOZq)

345 JJ Sefton hits the nail on the head. I hope the horde realizes just what Trump has to deal with.


On DACA, the behind the scenes GOPe literally has enough votes to override a veto.

So what has Trump done?? He's said ok, I'll give you DACA if you give me all of my remaining wishlist.


It's politically the best we can do. The American people do not support the mass deportation of DACA folks. He's taking lemons and making lemonade. Or, if Dems refuse to be reasonable, then the blame falls on them and DACA blows up.

We shall see...

Posted by: prescient11 at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (q+HNC)

346 BB is the porn prefix for bareback, big black, or big and beautiful.

Posted by: wooga at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (+RSgm)

347 One the one hand, Dems want all DACA amnesty immediately with complete open borders. One the other hand, Stephen Miller want to throw DACA illegals in a wood chipper and landmine the border. I reject both those extremes and propose sending them home to their country of origin and building a wall to keep them out. Compromise!

Posted by: MAGA at January 22, 2018 07:17 PM (LnOh3)

348 BTW, thanks Ace!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 07:17 PM (gwPgz)

349 342 My flatus has been banned by the Geneva Convention.

less mustard on the burritos, please.

Posted by: Geneva Convention at January 22, 2018 07:17 PM (v3pYe)

350 I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (kNasr)


Trust me, my dear, you'll be much happier that way!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 07:17 PM (gwPgz)

351 312 Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Is4Ai)

No, it's a sub-genre of pr0n.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (NWiLs)

=======
313 305
Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source. I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:09 PM (Is4Ai)

It is a porn category. Or so I have been told.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (mbhDw)


==========

314 >>Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source.


Pretty sure they all came from Africa.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (2sJhm)

=====

An answer by 3 all-stars, all in a row. A Hat Trick I may never see again. Cracking me up & I'm keeping a screen print.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 22, 2018 07:18 PM (Is4Ai)

352 >>Sugarloaf? Must be nice.

>>We could only afford Smuggler's Notch.

I used to be able to get a season's pass for $80 bucks.

Those were good days.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2018 07:18 PM (AfcYG)

353 I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (kNasr)

Trust me, my dear, you'll be much happier that way!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January




knowledge is neither good nor bad. how you employ the knowledge is what counts.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:18 PM (MTjB1)

354


I love how Sessions takes time away from "ncompetently doing absolutely nothing" (according to his detractors) to reminding us that he has this under control.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (y3aQB)

355 Backwards Boy:

Did you hear about Rocket Lab's orbital launch from New Zealand on Saturday night? I provided some links on a couple of threads yesterday.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

356 350 I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 06:58 PM (kNasr)

I'm sure your time at aos has expanded your knowledge of the seedy side of the world a little more than you wanted.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (2DOZq)

357 Bluebell - meet Mister Metokur :

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8zM6MComJ2voqjt5dxC9yZ3U2DsLfE1v

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (fA1SL)

358 The Schumer Shutdown Schlonging!

How's that penis taste Schmuck?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (3BFzK)

359 345 Posted by: prescient11 at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (q+HNC)


I think he and folks like Steve Miller will attempt to try and have legislation crafted in such a way as to make us have raging schadenboners and act as a poison pill to the Dems, DREAMers or not. What the leadership does in the sausage making process is another story entirely.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (mbhDw)

360 Careful, that teardrop tattoo ain't just a decoration.
Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2018 07:15 PM (Vl5bQ)

I never really got the whole "teardrop tattoo" thing. Don't spanish gangs use that as a marker that they've killed a guard? And don't they basically ALL have it?

So.... Why have we not read in the news about the tens of thousands of murdered prison guards?

Sounds like somebody is full of mierda.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (T28di)

361 Hold my NyQuil. I've got this.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (Tyii7)

362 I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.

Posted by: bluebell at January




well, you do know that you do not know what bbc porn is. going to be a restless night.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (MTjB1)

363 BB is the porn prefix BrokeBack Mountain For Ms. Grahamnesty

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (y3aQB)

364 345>> The American people do not support the mass deportation of DACA folks.

You sound confident in your statement. I for one, am certainly in favor of deporting every fucking one of them. Then their parents can tell them why they couldnt do it legally like the others that did managed to.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (90cx5)

365 "248 Jewells, I had no idea either, and I sure wasn't about to go to urban dictionary. I don't know how all these guys know this stuff. "

My wife and I have had this discussion. It's like there's this whole hidden vocabulary and known insinuations that all men are born knowing instinctively, and which most women are completely clueless about.

Maybe it first came up when we were talking about the Who and "Momma's Got a Squeezebox".

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 07:21 PM (V2Yro)

366 It's bigger on the inside.

Posted by: Dr Whogh at January 22, 2018 07:21 PM (UdKB7)

367 Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source.


Pretty sure they all came from Africa.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:10 PM (2sJhm)


So, you're "Horde Curious?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:21 PM (mbhDw)

368 Here is my DACA Opening Proposal: You get nothing. Go back and liberate your countries.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:12 PM (WbIyz)


Perchance you have a newsletter?

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 07:21 PM (gwPgz)

369 @realDonaldTrump

Democrats have shut down our government in the interests of their far left base. They don't want to do it but are powerless!


Do you see what he is doing there?

I don't know if this is Scott Adams hypnosis, but it is something.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 22, 2018 07:21 PM (rnAwa)

370 whole "teardrop tattoo" thing. Don't spanish gangs use that as a marker that they've killed a guard? And don't they basically ALL have it?

So.... Why have we not read in the news about the tens of thousands of murdered prison guards?

Sounds like somebody is full of mierda.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January




yeesh. you get the tear drop tattoo when you are out to get revenge and kill someone. when you get the tattoo it is only an outline. when you get done with the killing you have it filled in.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (MTjB1)

371 Wonder what message Trump delivered to Graham and Flake so that they would drop being Schumers bi-partisan beards?

Graham looked beat up today.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (hOfYK)

372 Did you hear about Rocket Lab's orbital launch from
New Zealand on Saturday night? I provided some links on a couple of
threads yesterday. Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (sdi6R)
=====

Ah, you are here! This am when we were talking about SMOD, the guy who did a pinpoint landing on some asteroid who was scragged for a shirt came up. I hope you know what he did and how he is still sciencing.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (MIKMs)

373 Who's Inside My Wife is in syndication on The Gorilla Channel

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (RKQ/v)

374 I pretty much know nothing and I'd like it to stay that way.

Posted by: bluebell at January


LOL. Good for you. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (8+Ozj)

375 I love how Sessions takes time away from "ncompetently doing absolutely nothing" (according to his detractors) to reminding us that he has this under control.
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (y3aQB)


Jeff is too busy Gettin' Shit Done to give us a report.*

*shit I learned here

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (Oz2Jh)

376 364 345>> The American people do not support the mass deportation of DACA folks.

You sound confident in your statement. I for one, am certainly in favor of deporting every fucking one of them. Then their parents can tell them why they couldnt do it legally like the others that did managed to.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (90cx5)


There won't be any "mass deportations." Those are very charged scare-words. You just cut them off from the bennies and punish the employers and they deport themselves, mass or one by one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (mbhDw)

377 So, you're "Horde Curious?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January




sometimes you have to wonder if horde should be spelled with a w.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (MTjB1)

378 I think he and folks like Steve Miller will attempt to try and have legislation crafted in such a way as to make us have raging schadenboners and act as a poison pill to the Dems, DREAMers or not. What the leadership does in the sausage making process is another story entirely.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (mbhDw)

Customer at work demeaned Stephen Miller. 32 y.o. From Duke...

I hope he saw the eye roll.

Posted by: US 4th Circuit at January 22, 2018 07:23 PM (1ubE4)

379 You sound confident in your statement. I for one, am certainly in favor of deporting every fucking one of them. Then their parents can tell them why they couldnt do it legally like the others that did managed to.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (90cx5)


There won't be any "mass deportations." Those are very charged scare-words. You just cut them off from the bennies and punish the employers and they deport themselves, mass or one by one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January




so you have not read my raw hide inspired deportation plan?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:23 PM (MTjB1)

380 373 Who's Inside My Wife is in syndication on The Gorilla Channel
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (RKQ/v)


Followed by "My Three Specula."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:23 PM (mbhDw)

381 346 BB is the porn prefix for bareback, big black, or big and beautiful.
Posted by: wooga at January 22, 2018 07:16 PM (+RSgm)

Well that's confusing. Porn sub genres should have standardized codes, like for medical records

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 07:24 PM (ANIFC)

382 "knowledge is neither good nor bad. how you employ the knowledge is what counts."

I used to believe that. Then somebody told me about Dirty Sanchez.

some knowledge is just bad. real bad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 07:24 PM (V2Yro)

383 372
This am when we were talking about SMOD, the guy who did a pinpoint landing on some asteroid who was scragged for a shirt came up. I hope you know what he did and how he is still sciencing.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 07:22 PM (MIKMs)


I remember that incident, but I haven't heard anything about him since then.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

384 You have to get up pret-ty early in the morning to fool ol' Jeff.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at January 22, 2018 07:24 PM (Tyii7)

385 knowledge is neither good nor bad. how you employ the knowledge is what counts."

I used to believe that. Then somebody told me about Dirty Sanchez.

some knowledge is just bad. real bad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January




well, even then there are better and worse ways to gain knowledge.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:24 PM (MTjB1)

386 Did you hear about Rocket Lab's orbital launch from New Zealand on Saturday night? I provided some links on a couple of threads yesterday.

Sorry rickl, but I missed that one. I did get to see the launch from the front of stately Casa Backwardio last week tho' thanks to you.

I'll look that one up. Welcome to the club, mates!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (tRaq7)

387 I've been trying to give Sessions the benefit of the doubt but his failure to say anything about the CA AG's threats and declaration of sedition is inexcusable.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

388 I love how Sessions takes time away from "ncompetently doing absolutely nothing" (according to his detractors) to reminding us that he has this under control.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 07:19 PM (y3aQB)


Until I see some people in jail without pensions, I'll keep believing that one of Trump's few mistakes was appointing a long time resident alligator to assist in draining the swamp!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (gwPgz)

389 >> Is this a Horde Creation? I'm curious as to source.
>> I've never heard it and wonder how esoteric it is.

As has been mentioned, it's a porn term, and comes from a nasty sub-genre of it, that plays overt racial stereotypes.

IMO, it's some pretty nasty stuff.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (8O3HH)

390 382 "knowledge is neither good nor bad. how you employ the knowledge is what counts."

I used to believe that. Then somebody told me about Dirty Sanchez.

some knowledge is just bad. real bad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 07:24 PM (V2Yro)


"The Aristocrats!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (mbhDw)

391 JJ,

I'd read the twitterfeed of @notjayfivekille


He gets it. The death blow will be Trump's hints of infrastructure and trade deals to the sane Dems.

Trump will have unified the GOP completely to take a hard line on immigration and will convince the red state Dems to join. Unthinkable from 4 years ago.


But, in the end, I think some sort of DACA deal gets done and worked out, along with a ton of immigration restrictions, or the Dems go full retard and literally blow themselves up for 2018...

Posted by: prescient11 at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (q+HNC)

392 I used to believe that. Then somebody told me about Dirty Sanchez.

some knowledge is just bad. real bad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January




have you ever learned who gg alin was?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (MTjB1)

393 Ah Miss Lindsey. You can kiss my buffalo's hairy backside.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (Sda6L)

394 Interesting that TPTB are trying to re-launch Meghan-McCain-as-voice-of-young-conservatives for the 4th or 5th time. She gets a lot of play at DC and from a few devoted posters here. Not buyin' it

Posted by: artemis at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (AwPyG)

395 >>some knowledge is just bad. real bad.


Two Girls, One Cup of Knowledge

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (2sJhm)

396 364 345>> The American people do not support the mass deportation of DACA folks.

You sound confident in your statement. I for one, am certainly in favor of deporting every fucking one of them. Then their parents can tell them why they couldnt do it legally like the others that did managed to.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (90cx5)


Let's say you came here as a 4 year old illegally, and
your parents had another kid (your brother or sister) 2 years later.
WHY should you be deported when your brother/sister is a citizen?

The root of the problem is how the 14th Amendment got interpreted.

Posted by: jwb7605 at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (DofIg)

397 Dirty Sanchez is what Kobe Bryant did that got that girl to cry rape

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (hOfYK)

398 Meh. I thought Rush's previous tour was supposed to mark the end of the band, anyway. My appreciation for them went into the dumper with their C&D against Limbaugh during Flukeaquiddick. Whatevs.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (NL6wI)

399 McConnell would have made a "deal"

-
W and HW would have pissed all over themselves they'd be so anxious to "compromise" .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (+y/Ru)

400 396 364 345>> The American people do not support the mass deportation of DACA folks.

You sound confident in your statement. I for one, am certainly in favor of deporting every fucking one of them. Then their parents can tell them why they couldnt do it legally like the others that did managed to.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (90cx5)

Let's say you came here as a 4 year old illegally, and
your parents had another kid (your brother or sister) 2 years later.
WHY should you be deported when your brother/sister is a citizen?

The root of the problem is how the 14th Amendment got interpreted.
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (DofIg)

I'd be fine with chain deportation.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:27 PM (NWiLs)

401 sometimes you have to wonder if horde should be spelled with a w.

"Hordew?"

I don't get it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 07:27 PM (tRaq7)

402 sometimes you have to wonder if horde should be spelled with a w.
=====

I'm dying, Egypt, I'm dying . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 07:27 PM (MIKMs)

403 391
But, in the end, I think some sort of DACA deal gets done and worked out, along with a ton of immigration restrictions, or the Dems go full retard and literally blow themselves up for 2018...
Posted by: prescient11 at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (q+HNC)


Considering the insane backlash against Cuck Schemer and the Dem sellouts, I bet they double down and continue to vote no.

I think they are deluded, like their masters in the Media, in believing their own hype and propaganda. It will be their undoing.

More please!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:27 PM (mbhDw)

404 'She gets a lot of play at DC and from a few devoted posters here. '

It's the tits!

Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2018 07:27 PM (UdKB7)

405 some knowledge is just bad. real bad.

Amen, bro.

Posted by: Cleveland Steamer at January 22, 2018 07:28 PM (Tyii7)

406 400
I'd be fine with chain deportation.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 22, 2018 07:27 PM (NWiLs)


"Repatriation" is such a nicer, more disarming word...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:28 PM (mbhDw)

407 >>Let's say you came here as a 4 year old illegally, and your parents had another kid (your brother or sister) 2 years later. WHY should you be deported when your brother/sister is a citizen?


Deport them all and the Citizen is free to come and go as they please.


Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:28 PM (2sJhm)

408 Posted by: jwb7605 at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (DofIg)

That means his parents came here illegally. He can go back with them. And they can keep the family together take the kid who happened to be born here.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:28 PM (2DOZq)

409 Agreed!! But look at that Senate map for 2018. If Dems go full retard Trump will have a free hand, 60 votes for 2019...


Gotta keep the cucks on board in the GOP however, so he'll probably gel to keep Lindsey, et al, in check.


Play the hand your dealt, and Trump has literally positioned the pieces on the board for the best outcome possible given the situation.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 22, 2018 07:29 PM (q+HNC)

410

My wife and I have had this discussion. It's like there's this whole hidden vocabulary and known insinuations that all men are born knowing instinctively, and which most women are completely clueless about.


Zep's Trampled Under Foot comes to mind

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 07:29 PM (lKyWE)

411 "Outlier" is a word used by a sort of weasel to mean extremist.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 22, 2018 07:30 PM (wBMGD)

412 407 >>Let's say you came here as a 4 year old illegally, and your parents had another kid (your brother or sister) 2 years later. WHY should you be deported when your brother/sister is a citizen?


Deport them all and the Citizen is free to come and go as they please.


Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:28 PM (2sJhm)


Call me crazy but despite what the Left says if you are born here on American soil and both your parents are foreigners, you are NOT an American citizen.

But, living and breathing document (spit).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:30 PM (mbhDw)

413 Is someone talking to Northernlurker?

I'd like to know that someone in contact with that dude.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 07:30 PM (Ckg4U)

414
>>Sugarloaf? Must be nice.

Is that where the green eyed lady lives?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 07:30 PM (IqV8l)

415 J.J. we could just enforce the laws on the books we have now and they would self deport. The jail space we would have could be used to house the congresscritters and CoC members that werent concerned with enforcing the existing laws.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:30 PM (90cx5)

416 I think they are deluded, like their masters in the Media, in believing their own hype and propaganda. It will be their undoing. "

"if we just fix our messaging..."

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2018 07:31 PM (7LY+6)

417 Whorde. I like it. Yep, I'm gonna go out and get all whorde up tonight.

Oh, now, BBW is not nasty like the other one is -- well in that way. That's stands for Big Beautiful Women.

Now, as I -- uh a friend found out, that ain't "curvy" zaftig babes. This is big, really big. I mean BIG. YUGE. You've heard of chubby chasers? This is Bertha chasers.

Some dudes have this fetish for obese woman. I mean YUGE. I mean, damn.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 07:31 PM (8O3HH)

418 The root of the problem is how the 14th Amendment got interpreted.

You mean "mis-interpreted." They totes ignored the "...and subject to the jurisdiction thereof..." part of that particular sentence.

If you're here, you're not an American citizen and then have a kid here, your kid isn't an American citizen because you're not.

That's so simple that this Moron can figure it out. Why can't SCOTUS? They ignored that on purpose. There's no other explanation.

Why?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 07:31 PM (tRaq7)

419 408 Posted by: jwb7605 at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (DofIg)

That means his parents came here illegally. He can go back with them. And they can keep the family together take the kid who happened to be born here.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 07:28 PM (2DOZq)


I'd be O.K. with that.
The problem is the brother(s)/sister(s) who would have "dual citizenship". They could simply waltz right back over the border.
And then, without chain migration laws, bring back the rest of the bunch.

Posted by: jwb7605 at January 22, 2018 07:31 PM (DofIg)

420 >>Call me crazy but despite what the Left says if you are born here on American soil and both your parents are foreigners, you are NOT an American citizen.


I can play by those rules, too.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 07:31 PM (+x49D)

421 About Mr Strzok's texts and emails. I work in the DOD and am subject to litigation holds about twice a year. If their procedures are anything like ours there would be at least to local copies and a third remotely saved. If IF there has been a catastrophic lots of data as claimed, it would have taken down everything from the beginning date to the last date they claim. This selective loss doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Fish at January 22, 2018 07:31 PM (9R2rt)

422 410

My wife and I have had this discussion. It's like there's this whole hidden vocabulary and known insinuations that all men are born knowing instinctively, and which most women are completely clueless about.


Zep's Trampled Under Foot comes to mind
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 07:29 PM (lKyWE)


They lyrics are all automotive references, but there are innuendos.

"Baby let me check your parts," etc. Great song. Their answer to the R&B/funk of the early 70s and done very well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:31 PM (mbhDw)

423 386
Sorry rickl, but I missed that one. I did get to see the launch from the front of stately Casa Backwardio last week tho' thanks to you.

I'll look that one up. Welcome to the club, mates!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 07:25 PM (tRaq7)


Here is my post in the ONT last night, chock full o' links:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?
blog=86&post=373464#c28216094

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 07:32 PM (sdi6R)

424 Hold my NyQuil. I've got this.
Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at January 22, 2018 07:20 PM (Tyii7)


hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 07:32 PM (fceHP)

425 My favorite part is, that even schumer knows what a loser this issue is and has surrendered.

Yet, lindsey is bravely manning a pillbox in the jungles of some remote Pacific archipelago waiting for his glorious victory.

Posted by: RoyalOil at January 22, 2018 07:32 PM (CGRxB)

426 415 J.J. we could just enforce the laws on the books we have now and they would self deport. The jail space we would have could be used to house the congresscritters and CoC members that werent concerned with enforcing the existing laws.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:30 PM (90cx5)


THIS x infinity. Enforce all the damn laws and stop right there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 07:32 PM (mbhDw)

427 Speaking of vile, disgusting stuff, Paul Nehlen identifies Jews in the media. (Not always accurately.) Scroll down to the graphics.

http://bit.ly/2DDpbEy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (+y/Ru)

428 Nood

Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (ANIFC)

429 It's bigger on the inside.

Posted by: Dr Whogh at January 22, 2018 07:21 PM (UdKB7)



*blushes*

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (WbIyz)

430 Call me crazy but despite what the Left says if you are born here on
American soil and both your parents are foreigners, you are NOT an
American citizen.



But, living and breathing document (spit).
=====

Dual citizenship is really not workable. Give kids who were born here a choice at 21, but that choice is irrevocable. Used to be that way, so I don't know how that changed over the years.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (MIKMs)

431 Back from dealing with 3D world stuff... so we segued into porn.... how did it happen this time?? Never mind... it is inevitable I guess... I wonder what a 2000 comment thread would morph into????

Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (zSVEm)

432

oh yes, no anchor baby laws
ditch them too

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (fceHP)

433 Chain migration has given us quite a few of the latest jihadi attacks, just because a person gets in doesn't mean they should get in their 50 most distance relatives without a question asked.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (aC6Sd)

434 "There won't be any "mass deportations." Those are very charged scare-words. You just cut them off from the bennies and punish the employers and they deport themselves, mass or one by one. Posted by: J.J.

yeah, I think they will give some "path" to citizenship. But if that path has some average sounding requirements, (English, civics, no dual citizenship, no crimes, etc) ... only 30% of the 800k will ever make it ...

Then we get touch on all the other illegals ... not even mass deportation, just tough on those that hire them on the cheap ... problem can be solved, lack of will by lefties in the system is the problem. (as with the rest of deep state and the globalists)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 22, 2018 07:34 PM (otAqJ)

435 I really enjoy older women.

They're beautiful lovers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIIon1S1Das

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 07:34 PM (Ckg4U)

436 'Posted by: publius'

I'll sock it to ya baby.

Posted by: one of the Butt sisters at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (UdKB7)

437 My wife and I have had this discussion. It's like there's this whole hidden vocabulary and known insinuations that all men are born knowing instinctively, and which most women are completely clueless about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2018 07:21 PM (V2Yro)
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And sometimes I can figure them out, and sometimes I can't. There's still one from a few days ago I can't for the life of me figure out, but I'm not looking it up (and not telling you, so don't ask). I think boulder terlit hobo said it best to me, one time when I was saying I learn a lot here: it's like wandering into a men's locker room.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (kNasr)

438
Meh. I thought Rush's previous tour was supposed to mark the end of the band, anyway. My appreciation for them went into the dumper with their C&D against Limbaugh during Flukeaquiddick. Whatevs.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik


Yeah, who would think self described libertarians would be in favor of government provided birth control?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (IqV8l)

439 Posted by: kraken at January 22, 2018 07:33 PM (zSVEm)

Don't blame me. ;^) I don't sequel into porn. I must be one of four people here who has never visited pornhub.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (8+Ozj)

440 Let's say you came here as a 4 year old illegally, and
your parents had another kid (your brother or sister) 2 years later.
WHY should you be deported when your brother/sister is a citizen?

The root of the problem is how the 14th Amendment got interpreted.
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 22, 2018 07:26 PM (DofIg)


Yep.

By the logic currently extant, if Juan and Lupe knock over a bank, little Miguel gets to keep the proceeds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (npMFT)

441 Senator John Kennedy, R-LA

****************

Oh yeah I remember him, I think LA had an extended election there where Trump stumped for him. Good to see he hadn't turned out to be a RINO pussyhat.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (+dsLj)

442 This is what I know about DACA. At my son's hockey game yesterday, we sat next to a pile of recent and obviously illegal Mexicans. They were cheering on their kids who played just about the dirtiest, meanest game I've ever seen among the 12 and under crowd. A couple of the kids, in particular, racked up about 10 minutes each in the sin bin, which is not normal at any level. Afterward, the officials took the coaches aside to explain life to them, and warn them they might not get invited back.

They play for a group that gets special incentives to play, like free uniforms and discounted ice time. I pay about $1200 plus equipment costs (~$600/year) and tournament fees. They pay about $200 all in. To behave like feral children and put my kid at risk for injury.

No DACA, not now, not ever. My kid came here from Guatemala through proper channels. Now he's catching hell from illegals. I won't have it.

And this is in Alaska. Imagine California or Texas. Damn.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 07:36 PM (7UW64)

443 lindsey is bravely manning a pillbox in the jungles of some remote Pacific archipelago waiting for his glorious victory.

-
Banzai! Y'all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 07:36 PM (+y/Ru)

444 WHY should you be deported when your brother/sister is a citizen?[/]

Because you are a minor and you and your parents are here illegally. Your citizen sibling can return when they reach adulthood and maybe then you and the rest of the illegal alien family can emigrate legally.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:36 PM (90cx5)

445 Who's Inside My Wife?
What channel is that on?

Posted by: tu3031 at January


BBC
Posted by: Monk at January 22, 2018 06:39 PM (g4lFK)

Mrs Fucket, lady of the house, speaking.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (ewxPW)

446 "Repatriation" is such a nicer, more disarming word...

Family Reunification.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (WbIyz)

447 FML

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (90cx5)

448
Yeah, who would think self described libertarians would be in favor of government provided birth control?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (IqV8l)

Especially a band who's base is 99.99% male.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (7uYFy)

449 Don't blame me. ;^) I don't sequel into porn. I must be one of four people here who has never visited pornhub.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (8+Ozj)
---------

Me neither, Fen, and I think (I hope) there are more than four of us.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (kNasr)

450 dammit off slut sock

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (WbIyz)

451
OT, but Fox just played two clips of James Comey testifying under oath before Congress in which he says he never reviewed the Clinton investigation judgement with anyone at the DOJ. We now know definitively these are blatant lies.

In addition, Fox played the clip of Comeys infamous news conference when he said "No one at DOJ knows what I am going to say here today". Another absolutely blatant lie. We know in fact he had discussed the outcome for months, and with several people at DOJ.

I think there is probably a Biblical injunction against lying around here somewhere....

Posted by: William Kristol, noted polymath and generally civilized character at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (ylUqT)

452 And by the way, Mexico, you owe me for a lot of "free" hospital deliveries. A lot.

Posted by: Texican ette at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (scbJ5)

453 Don't blame me. ;^) I don't sequel into porn. I must be one of four people here who has never visited pornhub.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:35 PM (8+Ozj)

Add me to that list, darlin'. If'n I need to get a little, I ask DH.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (7UW64)

454 Mrs Fucket, lady of the house, speaking.

Shouldn't that be Fuckay?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (WbIyz)

455 This IS DACA 2.0. We had amnesty once before in exchange for enforcement. We got no enforcement. Now we're being told we need amnesty again, but this time we're definitely not being lied to when they say they'll enforce the law.

No sale.

Make good on the amnesty deal offered in 1987. We're owed 30 years of enforcement. Do that. Then, when that's done, you can give amnesty to all the illegal immigrants in the US you want (which, for the record, will be 0, because you've been enforcing the immigration laws for thirty years)

Posted by: JSchuler at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (YsGL+)

456 Who's inside my wife?

What channel is that on?

E-Bay

Posted by: Winston at January 22, 2018 07:38 PM (wgCUV)

457 I think there is probably a Biblical injunction against lying around here somewhere....


Posted by: William Kristol, noted polymath and generally civilized character at January 22, 2018 07:37 PM (ylUqT)

I vote for smiting via lightening strike.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (7UW64)

458 Personally, I don't like the idea of letting any of them stay. It is always said that they never asked to come here, but for those who are adults I ask did you ever try to get right with the law? You may have been brought here and not even known it, but you know it now, so why haven't you tried to fix it? American are pretty forgiving for those who try to fix their situation, but all I have heard is an entitlement mentality, as if they are owed something. But I understand that a lot of people disagree, so I am willing to compromise but at a heavy price.

If it were up to me I'd demand the wall, immigration cut to no more than 100,000 per year, an end to the diversity lottery, no chain migration, a merit-based points system, extreme vetting, an end to dual citizenship, mandatory voter ID for federal elections, mandatory E-verify for employment, and mandatory prison time, heavy fines, and asset forfeitures for business owners/CEOs whose businesses employ illegals.

In exchange I would allow the DACA people who signed up before the 2016 election to sign up for another two years. At the end of that period, and assuming that all of the above were enacted, funded, and in place, those who wish to stay may apply through the actual immigration system, as with any other immigrant. I would even allow them to go to the front of the line, but they would count against the annual cap, meaning that if all of them applied and were qualified, there would be no other immigrant accepted into the country for another seven years.

If you didn't sign up for DACA, you are outta here. If you don't wish to go through the regular immigration system, you are outta here. If go through the regular immigration system and aren't picked, you are outta here.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (nu45M)

459 Tcn, that's awful!

Posted by: Texican ette at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (scbJ5)

460 In addition, Fox played the clip of Comeys infamous news conference when he said "No one at DOJ knows what I am going to say here today". Another absolutely blatant lie.

****************

Motherfucker lies out all his hairless orifices and then quotes Scripture on Twitter. May he get skullfucked by an ebola infested elephant.

Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (+dsLj)

461 As far as I can tell, the President wants an end to chain migration and the visa lottery, border wall funding, merit-based entry and other security measures hand in hand with DACA. Otherwise it's veto time--67 Senators and 290 Reps. to override.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 22, 2018 07:41 PM (Ndje9)

462 Don't blame me. ;^) I don't sequel into porn. I must be one of four people here who has never visited pornhub.

Make that, FS. I've never been there either.

And thanks for the linkage, rickl. Hope you're feeling well and that your treatment is going swimmingly.

Signing off for now. Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 07:42 PM (tRaq7)

463 The root of the problem is how the 14th Amendment got interpreted.
Posted by: jwb7605

If the parents are illegal aliens then all spawn are illegal aliens. Chain deportation!

Posted by: pogomip at January 22, 2018 07:42 PM (RZjVy)

464 Men enjoy looking at nekkid girls and sex.

Women enjoy complaining.

Posted by: it's science at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (ARGJJ)

465 Outlier? Make no mistake, Miss Lindsey has never danced the mambo with a greased-up cabana boy he didn't like.

Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (bJ0w+)

466 DACA SHMACA
When one realizes that the Long Game is replacing the American people with an electoral majority that just doesn't "get" limited government and individual liberty (i.e. the world-historical mean) then the legality of immigration is secondary to the numbers, and countries of origin.

Quite simply we need to drastically restrict immigration, especially from countries with no cultural tradition of individual liberties, while ramping up our traditional civics during a prolonged immigration pause (or relative pause) if we have a hope to pull out of this nosedive.

So yeah I do care about DACA out of respect for the law, etc etc, but I'd hate to think that we ultimately trade massive "legal" immigration (national dissolution) as the trade to end "illegal" immigration.

This is why I think that the RIGHT deal to allow a very narrow DACA, end chain migration, end the Visa lottery and (what hasn't really been discussed) a numbers-based restriction on overall immigration would, in my opinion, be a very good deal. To do the opposite would be the worst possible end game.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 22, 2018 07:46 PM (+d2Ck)

467 It's spelled "Fucket" but she pronounces it "fuckay".

Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 07:47 PM (ewxPW)

468 Women enjoy complaining.
Posted by: it's science at January 22, 2018 07:44 PM (ARGJJ)

yes, men-except for gay men-like looking at naked women, but if we're going to go on who enjoys complaining here-who have some olympic level male complainers here. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 07:49 PM (8+Ozj)

469 446 "Repatriation" is such a nicer, more disarming word...

Family Reunification.




Right of Return

Posted by: x at January 22, 2018 07:49 PM (nFwvY)

470 Already states like NY, NJ and California are raising their already high taxes even higher in anticipation that their residents will have more money thanks to Trump's tax cut.
A question: won't the demand for Mexican landscapers and domestic help grow as more and more people reach affluence--thanks to Trump's tax cuts-- and need this kind of help? And as more Americans get fat and lazy and no longer want to cut their own grass and change their own babies' diapers?

This will be the next thing within a year.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 07:50 PM (7uYFy)

471 It really irritates me when I hear the "America is a nation of immigrants".

First-- ask the American Indians how unregulated immigration worked out for them.

Second -- I am familiar with the procedure my ancestors followed to be allowed into the country. They had to pass a health exam. Anyone who flunked that test was sent back to wherever they came from, no matter if that deportation "ripped" a family apart. Then they had to show the authorities a wad of money, demonstrating that they would not be a burden on the public purse. (Guys would hang around Ellis Island to rent a pile of cash to new arrivals. The money was returned to the real owner as soon as the authorities made sure the applicant had the required amount of money.) Finally, the immigrants had to prove they had a sponsor and a job waiting for them. Immigrating to the U.S. was not the walk in the park the pro-DACA crowd would have us believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 22, 2018 07:53 PM (90rds)

472 If I had to bet $100 on any outcome it would be 'Dreamers ' would get to stay with full rights ( legally or not most will be voting within 10 years). If they can end chain migration and birth rights and a fence it would be a win. Somehow start rounding up overstay vistas and maybe it would be the end of illegals.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2018 07:53 PM (aC6Sd)

473 If you didn't sign up for DACA, you are outta here. If you don't wish to go through the regular immigration system, you are outta here. If go through the regular immigration system and aren't picked, you are outta here.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2018 07:39 PM (nu45M)


Yep. And anybody who gets citizenship through DACA signs an ironclad loyalty oath, and if they ever mess up (e.g., felony conviction), they're outta here too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:00 PM (npMFT)

474 >>>It really irritates me when I hear the "America is a nation of immigrants".


It's like saying "If you take ownership of a house, you are obligated to let anyone else who comes along later enter the house". No. Just because you entered it doesn't mean you are obliged to let later groups of people enter it. You have the right to invite guests, but you also have the right to lock the door.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 08:01 PM (/qEW2)

475 Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 22, 2018 07:53 PM (90rds)

This.

On moving back (in my case) to the US, my wife had to go back to the American Embassy in Europe and get checked for TB, etc. and we'd been married for some years beforehand.

So if you'd just toweled off after getting out of the Rio Grande, you can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 08:03 PM (npMFT)

476 We didn't emigrate here, we conquered the place.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 08:03 PM (WbIyz)

477 The United States did have open borders for most of the 19th Century, before Ellis Island was established. Anyone who could make their way here was free to do so.

But there was also no welfare of any kind. An immigrant needed to find a job to support himself, or have family who could support him. It was sink or swim.

That selected for immigrants who were ambitious, hard-working, and intelligent. The cream of the crop, as it were.

Posted by: rickl at January 22, 2018 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

478 Miss Lindsey.
Thanks a lot Ace, made me laugh-spit my coffee.

Posted by: gobagoo at January 22, 2018 08:31 PM (A/saJ)

479 omg...whos inside my wife...

brilliance...

sheer...unadulterated...brilliance...

Posted by: sound awake at January 22, 2018 09:55 PM (/qpDR)

480 Funny how Ace has evolved on the cuckoldry of the GOP establishment, the deliberate demographic replacement policy behind globalist immigration ideals, the lawless nature of even our government, and the Balkanization of the no longer United States as the safety valve preventing low level or high level civil war.

I am proud of your growth.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at January 22, 2018 10:20 PM (TGWxN)

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