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Dan Rather to Host Weekly Show With Archprog Goon Squad "The Young Turks"
Let's take "Young" out of that name. The Young Turks weren't that young when they started, and ten years later, they're less young.
Thought they do cry like fat little babies. Anyway, alleged down-the-middle Hard News Man Dan Rather will be doing an "untraditional" "news" "cast" (it's not a cast, as it's not broadcast) with hard core prog bridge trolls. Speaking of supposed "news" people, MeAgain Kelly gives a catty response to Jane Fonda over a minor joke about Kelly asking her about plastic surgery. Don't get me wrong, Jane Fonda deserves every inch of having her disgraceful posing on a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun and propagandizing for that regime. But what spurred this? Was MeAgain Kelly bringing this up to rebut Jane Fonda's political claims? No, because MeAgain is a liberal. MeAgain only brought this up to vindicate, get this, a personal dispute. I know, hard to believe, right? She was all butthurt that Jane Fonda made another reference to a question MeAgain asked about her plastic surgery. It's barely even a tweak, let alone an insult. But for that sin -- and not for any substantive dispute -- MeAgain Kelly does what LBJ should have, full saturation bombing all the way to Hanoi. I'm still amused by these petty, narcissistic, personally-insulting creatures rending their garments over Trump's pettiness, narcissism, and personal insults.Update:
By popular demand, here is the Young Turks election night meltdown: (OregonMuse)Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 22, 2018 02:22 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 22, 2018 02:23 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 02:24 PM (LiyEm)
Time is on your side
Posted by: Rod Stewart at January 22, 2018 02:25 PM (hXeKX)
Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 02:25 PM (xgMyX)
Post needs more youtube of the Young Turks losing it on Election night.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:25 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 02:26 PM (7DwnJ)
I will appropriate the gay marriage slogan and say I will oppose the border wall when all the Lefty elites tear down their home security walls.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 02:26 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 02:26 PM (fA1SL)
Also I like to call that fat tub "Cuck Uygur," and you should do that too.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 02:26 PM (xN1DB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 02:26 PM (fceHP)
The young turks are ten years old? They seem kind of immature for 10 year olds... Stunted developmental growth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
An Austrian general on Emperor Karl I: "Imagine a man of 30 who looks like he's 20 and talks like he's 10."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (gs8be)
Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (gbWkA)
That attitude didn't work out so well in September 2004!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (rdl6o)
Oh, man, *that's* what I was going to watch this weekend but totally forgot.
I knew there was something. I wrote it down, but then I misplaced the paper.
(winning)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (hXeKX)
"All we are saaaaaaaying"
"Is give Peace a chance."
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (GroCc)
Posted by: Norma Desmond at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (p9tsI)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 02:22 PM (ycWCI)
^^ From previous thread.
Antifa's been quiet because the optics of that looked bad and so OFA probably pulled funding. I expect thy might be somewhat quiet until after the election. Democrats really don't want Antifa tied to them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 02:28 PM (8+Ozj)
Love her
Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 02:26 PM (7DwnJ)
I saw him cheating off someone else's notes.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 02:28 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 02:28 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:25 PM (mf5HN)
I second that!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 02:28 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 02:28 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 02:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 02:29 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Does that mean they are a heavily scripted, convoluted and meaningless plot that was tweaked by executives to the point that it is an unwatchable mess?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 02:29 PM (ycWCI)
"The Young Turks" are neither young nor Turks.
[Technically correct, because Cuck Uygur is the only Turk on the show, so at most there's one Turk on there, not the plural "Turks"]
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2018 02:29 PM (xN1DB)
I hope to piss on her grave some day.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 22, 2018 02:29 PM (dDMQ9)
You'd think he would find retirement preferable.
Next we'll hear he's doing guest spots on PewDiePie's YouTube videos.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 02:29 PM (W+vEI)
I'm partial to Chunk Uygur.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2018 02:29 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Roy Bignus at January 22, 2018 02:30 PM (hxLER)
Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 02:28 PM (gbWkA)
~~~
Careful, you'll be dancing in my piss. Don't wear your best shoes.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 02:30 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 02:30 PM (7DwnJ)
Posted by: Mega at January 22, 2018 02:30 PM (6NQZF)
Hanoi Jane or MeAgain: whose pussy is the worst nightmare?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:30 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2018 02:28 PM (gbWkA)
They need to install a urinal- and not one of those half measures that seem to be the rule these days, but the full to the floor porcelain works of art.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 02:30 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 02:31 PM (fA1SL)
Fonda has made a career based on her looks and her name, so it should be fair game for any interviewer to ask her about either. If she really doesn't want to be asked, then don't go on damn interview shows. But if she is going to do interview shows, then don't assume some bitchy, holier-than-thou attitude because an interviewer asks about something most of her viewers want to know about -- like how many plastic surgery procedures an 80-year old woman with a face as tight as a drum has had.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 02:31 PM (fqUgw)
I refuse to be willowed.
"The Morons,
United,
Will never be willowed!"
Eh, doesn't parse but whattaya gonna do?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 02:31 PM (BWL+E)
With Rather joining the compromise name is going to be the Yerks.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2018 02:31 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2018 02:31 PM (xgMyX)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's gynecologist at January 22, 2018 02:31 PM (GOoDQ)
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I smell a new movie, Truth: The Resurrection!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:31 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (W+vEI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU7rqB9E_0M
*okay, it could have been about him*
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (0ogQG)
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "We are pleased to see Sen. Schumer accept the deal that President Trump put on the table from the beginning."
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/955520014832021504
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (mf5HN)
Let's take "Young" out of that name. The Young Turks weren't that young when they started, and ten years later, they're less young.
Are they even Turks?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (IqV8l)
My favorite part is when Chunk starts yelling and pointing his stubby sausage finger.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
They're really down for their cause, except when they aren't getting paid.
Then they sit down and shut up.
Really makes one wonder just how truly committed they are?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (4dbPD)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (FQutf)
I thought you were kidding about the whole saturation bombing of a minor dustup, but whoa kelly went a little nuts.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: m at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (W3P1i)
Antifa's been quiet because the optics of that looked bad and so OFA probably pulled funding.
So, this sudden spontaneous expression of popular rage suddenly and spontaneously disappeared.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (IqV8l)
Hey, don't link them with me. *gobble*
Posted by: Butterball at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (suO/a)
I'm still amazed some vet didn't ever get revenge on Jane Fonda, what she did was well beyond having a different opinion.
Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (G/kZc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: m at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (W3P1i)
Topless Christina Hendricks?
Just back of the envelope thinking here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 02:34 PM (ycWCI)
========
Like I said, Meagain is quite brittle isn't she?
Posted by: Norma Desmond at January 22, 2018 02:34 PM (1ncYF)
Posted by: undocumented illegal sh*thole traveler at January 22, 2018 02:34 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 02:34 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (5y11N)
Antifa's been quiet because the optics of that looked bad and so OFA probably pulled funding.
So, this sudden spontaneous expression of popular rage suddenly and spontaneously disappeared.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (BWL+E)
Funny how grassroots turns to easily removed astroturf. Why, it's like it was astroturf all along! It seemed so natural!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (O5Q3r)
You know how Democrats are fiscal hawks. The Wall will take funds away from crucial programs, such as that helping the gay polar bears to stop smoking.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (YqDXo)
That's one cat fight I won't care to watch. Nor, the kissing and making up afterwards. That's would be at best B-cup lesbian porn. And just ewwwwwww.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (8O3HH)
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "We are pleased to see Sen. Schumer accept the deal that President Trump put on the table from the beginning."
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/955520014832021504
Posted by: alexthechick
That's a National League Ouch! That's no farm team ouch.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (4dbPD)
Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (G/kZ
HS Gym coach (80's) (vet) chose the Lyle Alzado workout video over that commie bitch.
Posted by: Butterball at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (suO/a)
I am sure when Schumer called, Trump said, yes, but first....
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (ycWCI)
I hope to piss on her grave some day.
______________________
Jane says that torture was "understandable."
I wonder how many of the U.S. servicemen who were the victims of that torture felt the same?
Everytime I think of her comments and that photo of her, I can't help but be reminded of that old SNL skit: "Jane, you ignorant slut . . . ."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (fqUgw)
Turkey under Erdogan has long ceased to behave like a NATO ally.
He's no friend, NO Ally, and No Good
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Vanya at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (FNloY)
They could always be called upon at another spontaneous time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)
When will these Young Turks start slaughtering Armenians? They could do something useful if they started with the Kardashians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (BWL+E)
a Webcam, some Produce and a Tip Jar.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (Y0XKM)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 02:37 PM (fA1SL)
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "We are pleased to see Sen. Schumer accept the deal that President Trump put on the table from the beginning."
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/955520014832021504
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (mf5HN)
Boom.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 02:37 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 02:37 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 02:37 PM (3QAtO)
I hope not. The thought of Schumer blowing anyone is distinctly unappealing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 02:37 PM (8+Ozj)
There will be "accidents".
Posted by: simplemind at January 22, 2018 02:38 PM (d8YSr)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 02:38 PM (GroCc)
Her cats are afraid of the turkey claws she calls hands.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 02:38 PM (r9UYA)
Turkey under Erdogan has long ceased to behave like a NATO ally.
He's no friend, NO Ally, and No Good
--------------------------
I hope we have moved the nukes in Turkey back to Europe.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 02:38 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 02:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Under Fire
I do. I love the show. But I only watch the 2016 election night edition. I really love the show. Almost everything that is said is a homerun.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 22, 2018 02:39 PM (kfcYC)
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When you purposely intend to insult like the NFLers kneeling or the K*ntKaps marching, that's not hate speech, but if you accidentally notice that Bradley Manning isn't a chick but a mentally ill mutilated male, that's hate speech.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: m at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (W3P1i)
What if there are lions on the show?
Bears?
Velociraptors?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:39 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: pogomip at January 22, 2018 02:39 PM (Luz9l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 02:37 PM (8+Ozj)
It would be like a Viking!
Or something.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2018 02:39 PM (Z5y53)
Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (4u7kU)
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/955520014832021504
Posted by: alexthechick
That's a National League Ouch! That's no farm team ouch.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 02:35 PM (4dbPD)
Most of the replies are delusional.
Posted by: Jon Snow at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:36 PM (Y0XKM)
I know right? *reaches for paddle and pin-pong ball*
Posted by: Winona in SP the Movie at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (bWZS9)
So the notion that someome condemns Hanoi Jane over catty personal spats instead of simple decency- which MeAgain should show by calling out that scum sucking traitor during her promo tours- is the best I expect from her type.
Posted by: trev006 at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (jRA31)
Sanders: We don't negotiate with the press.
Boom! Outta there.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (y7DUB)
Whenever the YTs have one of their Q ampersand A sessions, the audience member has to talk to a microphone held by a YT employee. If you say anything about the Armenian genocide they snatch the mic away from your mouth and hustle you away.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: m at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (W3P1i)
What if it was Dan Rather hosting Celebrity Death Match?
But instead of claymation models it was actual celebrities actually fighting to the death?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (72PAC)
___________
Cats.
She's been divorced multiple times, and has some kids and grandkids, but mostly . . . cats.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (CMbMd)
I looked briefly at the picture. Either a very old picture or heavily photoshopped. No way that was an 80 year old woman.
It's both unsettling and sad, watching these old people continue to deny reality and pretend they're still young and attractive.
Posted by: tsj017 at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (4YUWF)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: m at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (W3P1i)
Judgement from a Court as punishment ?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (5y11N)
Posted by: jsg"
The beginning of the night with Chunk smugly gloating about Hillary having an early lead in Alabama is priceless.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (OD2ni)
And on 2/8 that spiked football is going to bounce up and hit her in the eye.
The gems will pull sone shenanigans then?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: ALH at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (7DwnJ)
Hanoi Jane or MeAgain: whose pussy is the worst nightmare?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
wurst?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (kfcYC)
From the two minutes I could tolerate of that video I came to the conclusion that gnurr is smarter than all of them combined.
Posted by: The toaster at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (bWZS9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (ptqGC)
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Bernie knows who's to blame:
Bernie Sanders@SenSanders
This government shutdown is part of the long-term, anti-government ideology paid for by the Koch brothers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (kfcYC)
No, that's Bradley "Chelsea" Manning.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (CMbMd)
___________
Cats.
She's been divorced multiple times, and has some kids and grandkids, but mostly . . . cats.
------------------------------------
As I expected. That was my first impression of the Womens March. Angry female hoarders smelling of cat urine.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (YV+SU)
Press Numbnuts: Will the President commit to citizenship for illegals that you repeatedly refuse to commit to?
Sanders: We don't negotiate with the press.
Boom! Outta there.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (y7DUB)
Holy moly! I have a girl crush on her.
Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 02:43 PM (a0IVu)
It's all we have. Well, besides a painful and horrible *OW my head*
Posted by: John McCain at January 22, 2018 02:43 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 02:43 PM (fA1SL)
Before that it was Tom Hayden, and then some other one before him.
She's 80 now, the internet says.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:43 PM (8O3HH)
Bears?
Velociraptors?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:39 PM (mf5HN)
Gladiators !
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 02:43 PM (gs8be)
Posted by: m at January 22, 2018 02:33 PM (W3P1i) "
How about an episode involve Gunga Dan, a five gallon can of gas, and him holding a strike-anywhere match?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:44 PM (EyPfd)
When Animals Attack Dan Rather
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (bWZS9)
There was a throwaway background gag on the Simpsons once with the tv in the background "Tonight on Fox: When Animals Attack Magicians" and I thought, yeah, I'd watch that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:44 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
Ted Turner could only stand her for ten years.
Her cats are just waiting for her to die so they can eat her.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (4dbPD)
Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (gs8be)
131 113. Qatar. TYT was funded by Al Jazzera, who also fubd all the biggest prog channels and such.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 02:43 PM (fA1SL)
I swear to god, somebody on a video game message board I (sometimes) post on wrote a post today saying they can't wait until Islam takes over and wipes out Christianity, because Islam will never deny somebody medical care, unlike "those Christians".
Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Backwards O'Boy at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (tRaq7)
I think Stank Ugh-gyar has him beaten in this category. He looks like a disgusting slob, and he talks like an inarticulate cretin. He can't blame his brain damaged speech or lumpy, deformed face on anything but genetics.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (/qEW2)
You know, I'm not making any bets on what Christie Brinkley will look like at 80. At 63 now, she's still hot. So at 80, she might look 50 or something.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (8O3HH)
Where does the time go?
She'll probably live to be a hundred and twelve and outlive us all.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (GroCc)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Glenn John at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (zgAdX)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:44 PM (mf5HN)
"When Animals Attack Mimes" would be even funnier.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (ptqGC)
This government shutdown is part of the long-term, anti-government ideology paid for by the Koch brothers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:42 PM (+y/Ru)
And Freemasons! They're putting fluoride in our prune juice!
Posted by: Bernie! at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (RD7QR)
Fond memories of the TV camera showing Jane doing the Tomahawk Chop right before Leyritz hit the 3 run HR in the 1996 World Series. Shut the bitch up.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (QQ+il)
Jane Fonda is 80!
Where does the time go?
She'll probably live to be a hundred and twelve and outlive us all.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (GroCc)
What you're saying is she and RBG share the same life prolonging doctor?
Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (a0IVu)
Guarantee there was a 10 year break in the pre-Nup.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (3QTc9)
faced harridan's beater saying "Bernie can't be bought by Billionaires".
I figured that third house was much less pricey.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (y7DUB)
Why get bought when you can just have your wife embezzle?
Posted by: Country Singer at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (+lOpA)
Hanoi Jane's last hubby was Ted Turner; they divorced in 2001.
They used to do the "Tomahawk Chop" at Braves games.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: regular joe at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (rO07P)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (3QTc9)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (4dbPD)
Bander and I got into a very interesting philosophical discussion the other day as to whether or not cats will wait until you are dead before eating you or if a deep enough sleep will do.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: JT in KC at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (FoSz+)
Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 02:47 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: Chunk Eye-gore at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (OD2ni)
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I looked it up for you. She recently broke up with record producer Richard Perry, who had been her boyfriend for 8 years. Said she wasn't happy, and wanted to return to her "activism."
She has three kids: a daughter Vanessa from her marriage to director Roger Vadim. A son Troy and an adopted daughter LuLu from her marriage to California fruitcake "activist" Tom Hayden. She was also married for about a decade to CNN founder Ted BiPolar Turner (no kids from him).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (fqUgw)
Well, they will cure homosexuality, so there's that.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (QQ+il)
How about detonate in place? Saves on shipping.
Posted by: Paladin at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (hxLER)
You know, I'm not making any bets on what Christie Brinkley will look like at 80. At 63 now, she's still hot. So at 80, she might look 50 or something.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (8O3HH)
You should give her a call. Have your dick airbrushed while you're at it
Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (4u7kU)
Where does the time go?
She'll probably live to be a hundred and twelve and outlive us all.
She's more machine now than man.
Posted by: bonhomme kenobi at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (jP+cm)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (so+oy)
Oh yeah, I remember Hanoi Jane doing the Tomahawk chop.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2018 02:48 PM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: jsg"
The beginning of the night with Chunk smugly gloating about Hillary having an early lead in Alabama is priceless.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 22, 2018 02:41 PM (OD2ni)
Whenever I need a pick-me-up, I watch either election night coverage from the MSM or golden retriever puppy videos.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 02:49 PM (YqDXo)
I wonder how those shriveled butts would fit in that tub now?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2018 02:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 02:49 PM (39g3+)
I read a huge reason for the breakup was Fonda became an icky Christian.
Teddy couldn't abide that.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2018 02:49 PM (iv0p7)
In one hundred years, the only living life forms on Earth will be her, Keith Richards and cockroaches.
Posted by: Backwards O'Boy at January 22, 2018 02:50 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: GWAR Lyrics for All Occasions at January 22, 2018 02:50 PM (SSFYU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 02:51 PM (EyPfd)
Before that it was Tom Hayden, and then some other one before him.
Roger Vadim, who was also married to Brigitte Bardot. He fucked her brains out, filmed Barbarella and then threw her in the dumpster. A real feminist success story.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:51 PM (y7DUB)
>> airbrushed while you're at it
That is so far out of my league it's just mind boggling.
Do you doubt me about Christie's hotness at 63? Look up her recent SI photoshoot last year. Teenaged boys young enough to be her grandsons would be happily fouling the ol' ficus to that granny.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:51 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 22, 2018 02:49 PM (YqDXo)
Drunk and alone = return vids
Drunk and not alone =puppy vids
Cause porn
Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 02:51 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: CPT11A at January 22, 2018 02:51 PM (gY9Ct)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 02:51 PM (YV+SU)
Jane Fonda is 80!
Where does the time go?
She'll probably live to be a hundred and twelve and outlive us all.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (GroCc)
What you're saying is she and RBG share the same life prolonging doctor?
Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 02:46 PM (a0IVu)
If by "life prolonging doctor" you mean "blood of kidnapped virgins" then yes, that is true.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 02:52 PM (RD7QR)
Teddy couldn't abide that.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2018 02:49 PM (iv0p7)
I don't know how much credence I'd give that. After all, Ted did bankroll both Gettysburg and Gods and Generals. The latter isn't exactly an homage to atheism.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 22, 2018 02:53 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 02:54 PM (y7DUB)
But she saw Deliverance so of course she considered herself an expert on the subject.
Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2018 02:54 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 02:55 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 22, 2018 02:55 PM (oVWx5)
Posted by: Chunk Uygur at January 22, 2018 02:55 PM (NWiLs)
___________________
LOL. Yeah, they'll lop your 7-year old daughter's clit off with a rusty knife or the jagged edge of a broken bottle, absolutely free of charge!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 22, 2018 02:51 PM (8O3HH)
Well,yeah. I was married to a high profile makeup artist for 14 years. I might just have an insight to how much manipulation is in play. You obviously do not
Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (4u7kU)
They're down with the cause of income equality...but not for themselves.
Posted by: Maritime at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (YV+SU)
That one got a pass for being about the old south, which he loves more than he hates God.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: goon at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (EaQ6/)
The way Family Guy depicts him is hysterical.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=es8dJ7gMWQQ
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 02:57 PM (SSFYU)
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Yep. I've seen a bunch of them in VFW and Legion bathrooms.
Posted by: Jolo at January 22, 2018 02:57 PM (WrMOC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 22, 2018 02:57 PM (+y/Ru)
And it was a beautiful, even brutal takedown.
I may not like Megyn much, but give credit where you t to s due.
Posted by: Natrium at January 22, 2018 02:58 PM (XDG1o)
Posted by: goon at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (EaQ6/)
Maybe we can convince them to do the whole Ponn Farr or Poon Fair or whatever-the-hell-it-is thing.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 02:58 PM (RD7QR)
Boo hoo assface.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 22, 2018 02:59 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Chunk Uygur at January 22, 2018 02:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 03:00 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: IC at January 22, 2018 03:00 PM (a0IVu)
Saw Ted at a Sotheby's auction exhibition around 2000. He seemed a little unsteady then
Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 03:01 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (4u7kU)
You're right. There are under $100 air brush kits that will lay down foundation as well as the best robots on the assembly line at Chevrolet. A matte finish air brush makeup can take nearly twenty years off while appearing perfectly natural.
As soon as I saw the pic of Hill and Bill at the convention last year I knew they had been sprayed down by a pro.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 03:01 PM (2FqvZ)
Not tired of winning yet.
The media is useless, Cut the cord and quit paying them, you will not miss it.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 22, 2018 03:01 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 03:01 PM (7JbXq)
The senior loan officer there was friends with Ricky Taubman and Christie Brinkley.
While I was on site there for an exam, Christie Brinkley stopped by for lunch. The loan officer brought her in to the conference room to introduce her. I can say this: Any photo you see of Christie Brinkley does NOT do her justice.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 22, 2018 03:02 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 22, 2018 03:03 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 03:03 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at January 22, 2018 03:04 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: charley horse at January 22, 2018 03:05 PM (+kahX)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 22, 2018 03:03 PM (y7DUB)
Youd better watch it my cats will come over and eat your face theyve done it too me!
Posted by: One of Schumer's Constituents at January 22, 2018 03:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 03:05 PM (7JbXq)
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Yep. Remember it took 18 months before Reagan's economic changes took effect - with Trump the effect took the minute he was elected. Remember the 700 Dow point plunge in after market trading with the Bears covering on election night?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 03:05 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 02:56 PM (4u7kU)
You're right. There are under $100 air brush kits that will lay down foundation as well as the best robots on the assembly line at Chevrolet. A matte finish air brush makeup can take nearly twenty years off while appearing perfectly natural.
Oh, I'm going to call alexthechick back to this thread. Way back when I first met her I said "scroll past the makeup thing and look at the thing under it".
I did not at the time know that she's a makeup queen.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 03:05 PM (fuK7c)
Find the RT Network's coverage with Ed Schultz (yep, he's in bed with the RUSSIANS) and skip ahead to the part right after Paedesta came out and sent everyone at the Javits Center home. Schultz went on an anti-Hillary tirade for the ages. It was EPIC! Absolutely one of the finest takedowns of Hillary you've ever seen. Priceless.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 03:06 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at January 22, 2018 03:04 PM (3QAtO)
She should get down on her hands and knees in front of the Vietnam Memorial down in DC and take responsibility for about 30,000 names carved in that granite.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 03:06 PM (2FqvZ)
Ladies, If you hadn't seen this during the holidays,
Social Justice Warriors Want Women to Ditch Their High Heels see acculturated.com
And as if that campaign against actual stilettos weren't enough, Florie Hutchinson, a self-described arts publicist in Palo Alto, California, has a campaign against stiletto emojis. Incensed not just at the teetering heel height on the virtual shoe that pops up on smartphones but at its "vixen-ish" bright red color, Hutchinson has asked the Unicode Consortium, the nonprofit that approves standardized emojis across platforms, to substitute a ballet flat instead. "The high-heeled stiletto is highly suggestive," she wrote
I do not know if she won this emoji war, but I did notice that in Charleston recently, women are swearing off makeup. They already declared pantyhose/stockings dead down there, but honestly, I think it is mostly due to the heat and humidity.
And recently my MIL mentioned she won't be dying her hair anymore. Which is good, chemicals. But my FIL is against it. He doesn't want her showing her grey hair.
Anyway, women food for thought. Gotta jet.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 03:06 PM (fceHP)
See Xinjiang Province while I look up Mandarin for 'REMOVE KEBAB.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 03:07 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 03:07 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 03:07 PM (+lOpA)
208
IIRC, Jane joined a black congregation.
Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2018 03:01 PM (7JbXq)
So she will never go back?
Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2018 03:07 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 03:07 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Iblis at January 22, 2018 03:07 PM (9221z)
Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (FhXTo)
Did Jane get new bolt-ons? Or did Smegyn?
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (KP5rU)
As soon as I saw the pic of Hill and Bill at the convention last year I knew they had been sprayed down by a pro.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 03:01 PM (2FqvZ)
I posted on a previous thread that I used to get into the shows at Memorial Auditorium in Dallas because my BIL was the IATSE house man. Remember that album cover of Linda Ronstadt everyone fell in love with ? I saw her sans makeup from about 12 ". Skin like the flip side of a Nestles Crunch bar. FUGLY
Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (gs8be)
Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (KP5rU)
Reverse mortgages and physical gold?
Mass Hysteria!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 03:09 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (KP5rU)
Lets get our NOOD on
Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 03:09 PM (4u7kU)
That is patently untrue.
Mine is going in to decline and I am still working...
Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 22, 2018 03:09 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 03:09 PM (IqV8l)
But then comes election night ...
Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2018 03:09 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2018 03:10 PM (YV+SU)
Rather blather and MeAgain could start their own show "Dumb and Dumber".
Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2018 03:10 PM (oiNtH)
Social Justice Warriors Want Women to Ditch Their High Heels
Do they still make Earth Shoes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2018 03:09 PM (IqV8l)
Never wore a pair of the negative heel. They sounded like they would be distinctly uncomfortable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2018 03:10 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:08 PM (KP5rU)
Get off my damn lawn!
Posted by: Bernie! at January 22, 2018 03:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2018 03:11 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 03:12 PM (+lOpA)
*originally designed for one-man dismantling of retired aircraft carriers.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 22, 2018 03:12 PM (dDMQ9)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 03:13 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 03:14 PM (WDCYi)
AIUI, the Unicode consortium only specifies what the code points *are*; they don't control what they look like.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2018 03:14 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 22, 2018 02:45 PM (CMbMd)
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Don't scoff. This is absolutely true. If an angry mob of Muslims decides to burn down some Christian village, and any of the villagers are ill, the Muslims will administer free medical care until they are cured. Then they will put them back in the village and burn it down.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 03:14 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2018 03:11 PM (HgMAr)
I prefer a pouf
Posted by: sofa spender at January 22, 2018 03:14 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 22, 2018 03:15 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2018 03:15 PM (oiNtH)
When did Yellen go bye bye?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2018 03:13 PM (8iiMU)
November? December? Somewhere in there. Her term was up so she shuffled off, leaving her successor to soak up the extra stimulus.
Posted by: Bernie! at January 22, 2018 03:15 PM (RD7QR)
Dan Rather will give them so much credibility ...
Old Jerks
-- now fortified with more exploding Pintos in every box.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 22, 2018 03:15 PM (otAqJ)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 03:15 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:16 PM (gs8be)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 03:17 PM (EyPfd)
Sadly, Christians are just as sinful as everyone else and we never show the character of our beloved savior as we ought.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 03:17 PM (39g3+)
Earth Shoes - I wore them for years when I worked on my feet all day. Loved them.
Always knew it was time for a new pair when my back started to hurt.
Posted by: Backwards O'Boy at January 22, 2018 03:17 PM (tRaq7)
#It'sDeadNow
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:16 PM (gs8be)
What, by a chupacabra? Who else would look at her?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 03:17 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 22, 2018 03:17 PM (mynhJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 03:05 PM (fuK7c)
As part of my art school education I purchased an air brush way way back when. I'm thoroughly familiar with how phenomenal they are.
Recently my wifes air brush jammed up and she thought it was dying. The look of relief on her face when I fixed it was quite the sight. Ten dollars of foundation every couple months, plus a couple bucks to add a drop of some 'other' anti-aging ingredients every time. The end result is undectable.
You want to buy an under $100 present a woman will use and learn to love? That's it.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (2FqvZ)
Linkage
https://tinyurl.com/y8cukbuo
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (gs8be)
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (+NMJh)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (mynhJ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (EyPfd)
As soon as I saw the pic of Hill and Bill at the convention last year I knew they had been sprayed down by a pro.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 03:01 PM (2FqvZ)
Yup.
While I haven't yet succumbed to the allure of the airbrush foundation, properly applied makeup does wonders even before the actual Photoshopping.
See re: the various and sundry youtube videos of women applying high levels of contouring. The face you see is not the face they woke up with.
I'm always deeply amused whenever I am told how nice it must be that I can have such nice skin that I don't have to wear any makeup. Yes. I'm not wearing any makeup other than primer, foundation, loose powder to mattify, blush, lipstick and setting powder. Other than that, not a thing is on my skin!
Mind you, my daily wear look takes maybe, maybe five minutes to do in the morning. Full face is for special occasions.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Hikaru
Tell them Video games would be bannaned under islam because haram.
Gamers will be thrown from rooftops because it displeases allah.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (4dbPD)
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (LiyEm)
I thought they just knocked them on the head and dragged them back to the cave in those days.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2018 03:19 PM (QQ+il)
Events that took place in the 17th century have no bearing on today.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 03:19 PM (39g3+)
Wishful thinking on her part.
Alley Oop lives!
Posted by: Backwards O'Boy at January 22, 2018 03:19 PM (tRaq7)
At the doctor's office this morning, there was a copy of People with a pic of Hanoi Jane on the cover. "Jane Fonda at 80--Still Sexy!" or some such.
I looked briefly at the picture. Either a very old picture or heavily photoshopped. No way that was an 80 year old woman.
It's both unsettling and sad, watching these old people continue to deny reality and pretend they're still young and attractive.
Posted by: tsj017 at January 22, 2018 02:40 PM (4YUWF)
Every couple of years the Hanoi Harridan does a bunch of sex-related press. "Roger Vadim made me engage in threesomes!", "I still have sex in my 70s!" etc. It's transparently a pathetic cry for someone to PLEASE be interested in her dessicated cooch.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2018 03:19 PM (veoSD)
#It'sDeadNow
Woman's losing it. She should be snoozing on a couch somewhere with her teeth in a cup.
Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2018 03:19 PM (oiNtH)
AIUI, the Unicode consortium only specifies what the code points *are*; they don't control what they look like.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 22, 2018 03:14 PM (v3pYe)
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It would be like controlling fonts, no? I believe engravings are a separate issue from encodings.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2018 03:20 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:20 PM (KP5rU)
That's cool. Barefoot is a good start. But if they must wear something then tennis sneakers are pretty sexy.
I do not know if she won this emoji war, but I did notice that in Charleston recently, women are swearing off makeup. They already declared pantyhose/stockings dead down there, but honestly, I think it is mostly due to the heat and humidity.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2018 03:06 PM (fceHP)
I'm fine with this, too. Truth in advertising. Besides, for nice legs, bare >>> stockings.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 03:20 PM (8gDQu)
Pictographs or it didn't happen.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 03:21 PM (Vy7Pa)
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 22, 2018 03:21 PM (GroCc)
OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college.
Unfortunately Calvin Coolidge is dead and can't defend himself against her scurrilous allegation.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 22, 2018 03:21 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 22, 2018 03:21 PM (jsWA8)
She's saying she was nervous about a test so the professor let her take a practice test. The next day was the actual test and it was the SAME TEST !! OMFG !
'I knew exactly what he wanted in return,' she added.
Asked how she had dealt with that, Ginsburg said: 'I went to his office and said "how dare you? how dare you do this?" and that was the end of that.'
Hang Him !!
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (gs8be)
#It'sDeadNow
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:16 PM (gs8be)
Pics or it didn't happen. On second thought...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Dead Armenians at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (Dp6qK)
She just doesn't seem like a woman to let free publicity pass her by.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: The Hedgehog at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2018 03:20 PM (KP5rU)
Arte Johnson on the park bench?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (Ckg4U)
Pictographs or it didn't happen.
Posted by: garrett
The stone Tablet mason is currently tied up on other business.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (4dbPD)
She was quite fetching and coquettish back in the day.
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (QQ+il)
Never gets old.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (3xjrX)
Posted by: Rep Joe Wilson at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (QQ+il)
You smell of gefilte, more like it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (mbhDw)
280 >>"OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college. "
Pictographs or it didn't happen.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2018 03:21 PM (Vy7Pa)
Akkadian Cuneiform pressings
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (veoSD)
You could almost hear the unspoken What's wrong with you cvnts?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (tRaq7)
She just doesn't seem like a woman to let free publicity pass her by.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 22, 2018 03:23 PM (ylUqT)
She was sold to a neighboring tribe, once ... but they returned her.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2018 03:24 PM (AMIL/)
And they have big families....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (BofQh)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Huge Yakman Lookalike at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (p9GKy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 22, 2018 03:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 22, 2018 03:26 PM (ul9CR)
God i hope Trump does it again in 2020. I can't imagine what they would do.
Posted by: Fish at January 22, 2018 03:27 PM (Pof/y)
255 OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college.
#It'sDeadNow
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:16 PM (gs8be)
What, by a chupacabra? Who else would look at her?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 22, 2018 03:17 PM (RD7QR)
I hear she has a real following among naked mole rats. But they eat their own pooh, so YMMV.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 03:27 PM (Dp6qK)
I think I hear the hum of the air brush for less than five minutes in the morning. That seems to be the shortest part of her routine.
*I* did my wifes makeup up one time, artistically. The entire nine yards. Twenty something girls were coming up to her and raving wanting to know what she had done.
But then I used to paint portraits so I know all the ways to 'model' two dimensions into appearing three dimensional, so applying the same tricks in three dimensions became a lot more dramatic.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 22, 2018 03:29 PM (2FqvZ)
Oh. My. Stars. And. Garters..
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "We are pleased to see Sen. Schumer accept
the deal that President Trump put on the table from the beginning."
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/955520014832021504
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 22, 2018 02:32 PM (mf5HN)
I did not accept his deal....he accepted my deal.
Posted by: Senator Doofenschmirtz at January 22, 2018 03:29 PM (ymnmz)
She's saying she was nervous about a test so the professor let her
take a practice test. The next day was the actual test and it was the
SAME TEST !! OMFG !
'I knew exactly what he wanted in return,' she added.
Asked how she had dealt with that, Ginsburg said: 'I went to his
office and said "how dare you? how dare you do this?" and that was the
end of that.'
Hang Him !!
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2018 03:22 PM (gs8be)
So... all in her head #metoo with not a word spoken by the guy. I wonder if she insisted on taking a zero because she had an unfair advantage?
Posted by: redbanzai at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM (f5uaD)
Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at January 22, 2018 03:25 PM (3QAtO)
Carved into cuneiform tablets? Then breakable too!
Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2018 03:33 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: redbanzai at January 22, 2018 03:32 PM (f5uaD)
So she cheated on a test? Did she disclose this on her bar admission form?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 22, 2018 03:34 PM (Dp6qK)
The taste of their tears, however, is delicious.
Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at January 22, 2018 03:36 PM (2CG5J)
Posted by: An Observation at January 22, 2018 03:38 PM (9wsMY)
Posted by: Drider at January 22, 2018 03:51 PM (HdKKm)
Posted by: Locke Common at January 22, 2018 04:03 PM (DJ/XX)
OK now RBG is saying she was sexually harassed in college.
________________________
I'd hit it...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 22, 2018 04:15 PM (mPeei)
Martha crying doesn't get better than that.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2018 04:39 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 22, 2018 03:18 PM (mynhJ)
She is hot. So long as she keeps her mouth shut, I second that thought.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at January 22, 2018 04:40 PM (4X80g)
Posted by: Paperwork Ninja at January 22, 2018 04:44 PM (no66b)
I guess he's there to keep them from veering too far to the right.
Posted by: George LeS at January 22, 2018 05:02 PM (+TcCF)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 22, 2018 06:08 PM (cJDvr)
Posted by: goon at January 22, 2018 06:41 PM (EaQ6/)
why give them any pub? why would anyone carve time out of their day to bother to listen?
if they are considered "intellectual" by the "under 30 crowd", our nation is doomed.
Posted by: Jim Connor at January 22, 2018 07:02 PM (qVA3l)
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