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First (And Probably Last) Fashion Thread

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Posted by: CBD at 08:10 PM




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1 oneth?

Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2018 08:07 PM (AMIL/)

2 That second dress looks like it will be a big hit with the upskirt crowd.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 21, 2018 08:07 PM (FUu/Z)

3 st

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 08:07 PM (7DwnJ)

4

Tankless water heater tread?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 21, 2018 08:08 PM (0zeTt)

5 It's a coded message!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

6 My wardrobe mainly comes from Walmart.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 08:08 PM (7DwnJ)

7 No. I just posted a critical link and bit of info to the gun thread. Delete this nonsense at once.

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at January 21, 2018 08:09 PM (C1NyB)

8 Somebody call Jane back.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 08:09 PM (7DwnJ)

9
But yeah, it's gonna be 400 YEARS!

Since the Puritans landed in Plymouth.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 21, 2018 08:09 PM (0zeTt)

10 First pic Audrey Hepburn?

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2018 08:10 PM (nisXv)

11
Pilgrims became the "puritans."

How'd that happen, again?

Were the Puritans the "hippie" offspring generation?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 21, 2018 08:10 PM (0zeTt)

12 Well! It looks like I got home just in time! To what do we owe this honor, CBD?

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:11 PM (kNasr)

13 bow wow wow

Posted by: Guy wearing a dog head and a kilt at January 21, 2018 08:11 PM (UdKB7)

14 9
But yeah, it's gonna be 400 YEARS!

Since the Puritans landed in Plymouth.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 21, 2018 08:09 PM (0zeTt)

You mean Pharisees.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

15
The Filipinos?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 21, 2018 08:12 PM (0zeTt)

16 Our lips are better than human!

Posted by: Sexbots R Us at January 21, 2018 08:12 PM (bc2Lc)

17 And that first dress... Brings to mind that scary story about a couple parking out in the boonies. They her a radio report about an one-handed axe murderer who just escaped from the local axe murderer pen. While they are necking, they hear some weird noises outsides the car, so they drive away.

Later, when they stop, they spot an artificial hand hanging from the car door.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 21, 2018 08:12 PM (FUu/Z)

18 Audrey Hepburn almost starved to death during Nazi-occupied Holland in WWII. Her genes were fundamentally altered through suffering starvation as a teenager.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 08:12 PM (7DwnJ)

19 Top twenty

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 21, 2018 08:12 PM (R5lpX)

20 First pic Audrey Hepburn?
Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2018 08:10 PM (nisXv)
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Yes, in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Her clothes in her movies were always fantastic. I love her outfits in Charade especially.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:13 PM (kNasr)

21 400 years since the Phoenicians landed at Plymouth Rock.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:13 PM (NWiLs)

22
The Philistines landed at Plymouth Rock.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 21, 2018 08:14 PM (0zeTt)

23
Fashion! Turn to the left
Fashion! Turn to the right
Oooh, fashion!
We are the goon squad
and we're coming to town
Beep-beep
Beep-beep

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2018 08:14 PM (SiINZ)

24 I thought it was the Philippians.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

25 18
Audrey Hepburn almost starved to death during Nazi-occupied Holland in
WWII. Her genes were fundamentally altered through suffering starvation
as a teenager.

IIRC she narrowly escaped the camps. Tough little thing.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2018 08:15 PM (nisXv)

26
I thought it was the Philippians.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:14 PM (NWiLs)



They landed at Philippidelphia

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2018 08:15 PM (SiINZ)

27 I thought for sure I'd scroll down to a final photo of Lena Dunham in a bikini.

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 08:16 PM (BiLU+)

28 A fashion thread!!! Finally! Sends kisses to CBD..,

Posted by: IC at January 21, 2018 08:16 PM (XQXF4)

29 Her genes were fundamentally altered through suffering starvation as a teenager.


I see you're familiar with my work.

Posted by: Jean-Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet, Chevalier de Lamarck at January 21, 2018 08:17 PM (9q7Dl)

30 Later, when they stop, they spot an artificial hand hanging from the car door.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January




hook not hand

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:18 PM (MTjB1)

31 What's the meaning of this fashion bullshit?

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 21, 2018 08:18 PM (jeefx)

32 We should have some fashion shots of our very glamorous First Lady ..especially from her modeling days. Hepburn always looked so classy, real lady like.

Posted by: IC at January 21, 2018 08:18 PM (XQXF4)

33 Fashion!

https://tinyurl.com/y96upxu3

Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2018 08:18 PM (AMIL/)

34 >>> Pilgrims became the "puritans."

Two different groups. Plymouth Colony was not founded by Puritans.

Posted by: fluffy at January 21, 2018 08:18 PM (cHbmY)

35 That first dress would look fantastic on the floor of my bedroom!

Posted by: Every Moron is thinking it at January 21, 2018 08:19 PM (z79tQ)

36 I thought for sure I'd scroll down to a final photo of Lena Dunham in a bikini.
Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 08:16 PM (BiLU+)
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Do NOT give him ideas. He does NOT need ideas.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:19 PM (kNasr)

37
The Philistines landed at Plymouth Rock.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 21, 2018 08:14 PM (0zeTt)







No, it was the Peloponnesians.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 21, 2018 08:19 PM (eXA4G)

38 Second dress looks like the top of a vulva.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 21, 2018 08:19 PM (jeefx)

39 Mulva?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 21, 2018 08:20 PM (bNbo2)

40 why is fashion even a thing? who wants to buy clothes that go out of fashion before they wear out?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:20 PM (MTjB1)

41 Hey , Meg, you're looking sweet today give me a spin.

Slaaaaap! Roger that, here's your lawsuit. Slaaaam!

Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 08:20 PM (mMMjw)

42 39 Mulva?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 21, 2018 08:20 PM (bNbo2)

Dolores!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

43 Delores!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 21, 2018 08:20 PM (bNbo2)

44 38: an early pussyhead protestor?

Posted by: CN at January 21, 2018 08:20 PM (5gaNQ)

45 The Dildo's good to the ettes.

Wait...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2018 08:20 PM (agg2m)

46 Fashion? I prefer this joint in shot n beer mode.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 21, 2018 08:21 PM (3g9Il)

47
Second dress looks like the top of a vulva.
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 21, 2018 08:19 PM (jeefx)








As if a Moron would know what a vulva looks like from personal experience.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 21, 2018 08:21 PM (eXA4G)

48 6 My wardrobe mainly comes from Walmart.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 08:08 PM (7DwnJ)

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Half of my wardrobe has been found by people leaving behind shirts, shorts, sweat pants, sweat tops, etc. lying around at high school tracks (I used to run around) and in gym locker rooms.

Can the next fashion thread be something like pics comparing Melania to Moochelle or Laura Bush to Hildebeast?

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 08:21 PM (BiLU+)

49 Susan Hayward in Backstreet. Fashion

Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2018 08:21 PM (nJ+XP)

50 Whatever makeup artist did the blue-eyed pic, I want to hire!

Posted by: Ann at January 21, 2018 08:21 PM (jtHQy)

51 Liz Taylor had beautiful eyes!

Posted by: CN at January 21, 2018 08:21 PM (5gaNQ)

52 Fashion is an elephant-shaped manbag which sits on the knee.

Posted by: Guy wearing a dog head and a kilt at January 21, 2018 08:21 PM (UdKB7)

53 *shakes fist at Insomniac*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 21, 2018 08:21 PM (bNbo2)

54
The Philistines landed at Plymouth Rock.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter


No, the Phoenicians. The bastards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2018 08:22 PM (wtyKo)

55 women and fashion is a mystery to everyone.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:22 PM (MTjB1)

56 54
The Philistines landed at Plymouth Rock.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter

No, the Phoenicians. The bastards.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2018 08:22 PM (wtyKo)

The Persians got there first.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

57 >>> Half of my wardrobe has been found by people leaving behind shirts, shorts, sweat pants, sweat tops, etc. lying around at high school tracks (I used to run around) and in gym locker rooms.

Are you saying you swipe other people's clothing or that you lose a lot of your own?

Posted by: fluffy at January 21, 2018 08:23 PM (cHbmY)

58 18 Audrey Hepburn almost starved to death during Nazi-occupied Holland in WWII. Her genes were fundamentally altered through suffering starvation as a teenager.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 08:12 PM (7DwnJ)

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Huh, didn't know that. Didn't even know she was Dutch.

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 08:23 PM (BiLU+)

59
Two different groups. Plymouth Colony was not founded by Puritans.

Right, they were busy in Jamestown murdering all the indians.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 21, 2018 08:23 PM (0zeTt)

60 Hey, where are the Asian women at?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 21, 2018 08:23 PM (NL6wI)

61 Are you saying you swipe other people's clothing or that you lose a lot of your own?
Posted by: fluffy at January




swipe

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:23 PM (MTjB1)

62 why is fashion even a thing? who wants to buy clothes that go out of fashion before they wear out?

Have you ever watched The Devil Wears Prada?

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 08:23 PM (7DwnJ)

63
I love all the History I learn here!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 21, 2018 08:23 PM (0zeTt)

64 Gubs > Fashion...

Discuss.

Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at January 21, 2018 08:24 PM (xsabZ)

65 Eva Marie Saint in North by Northwest
Grace Kelly in Rear Window
Kim Novak in Picnic

Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 08:24 PM (mMMjw)

66 Do NOT give him ideas. He does NOT need ideas.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:19 PM (kNasr)

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LOL

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 08:24 PM (BiLU+)

67 Melania Trump does fashion well, IMO. Nothing ridiculous (well, except 5" heels). She dresses like we all would if we hand unlimited funds and we were a size 2.

Posted by: Ann at January 21, 2018 08:24 PM (jtHQy)

68 Two willows in a row.

Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 08:25 PM (mMMjw)

69 Melania's boobs are too big for her to be a size 2.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 08:25 PM (7DwnJ)

70 the only thing that makes sense in women's fashion is chanel suits.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:25 PM (MTjB1)

71 I'm a Eagles fan this isn't over yet

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2018 08:25 PM (aC6Sd)

72 wow thanks CBD!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 08:25 PM (hMwEB)

73 *had

Posted by: Ann at January 21, 2018 08:25 PM (jtHQy)

74 I love that blue eyeliner. Youngest Genius got me some gorgeous creamy eyeliner for Christmas. Unfortunately, it's a little too creamy and runs easily. Also doesn't come off easily, even with micellar water.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 21, 2018 08:26 PM (FQKBL)

75 in what universe is melania a 2?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:26 PM (MTjB1)

76 That last pic of the lips looks like it's from one of those women in those great old Robert Palmer music videos.

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 08:26 PM (BiLU+)

77 why is fashion even a thing? who wants to buy clothes that go out of fashion before they wear out?

It's a way of signalling that you've got enough money to be wastefully, superficially vain.

Posted by: Every Moron is thinking it at January 21, 2018 08:26 PM (z79tQ)

78 64 Gubs > Fashion...

Discuss.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at January 21, 2018 08:24 PM (xsabZ)

Guns are good for sport, self-defense, and hunting. They are valuable and useful tools. Fashion is an auto-fellating circle-jerk that serves no purpose other than to enrich mostly ghey designers through appealing to women's vanity.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:27 PM (NWiLs)

79 Melania had some pretty risqué modeling photos in her younger days. Totally get why the Donald was all over her like white on rice.

Posted by: IC at January 21, 2018 08:27 PM (XQXF4)

80 No way a -- how tall is she 5'8" at least -- is going to be a 2. She's a 10 all the way.

Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 08:27 PM (mMMjw)

81 Melania is svelte but she isn't a 2.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2018 08:27 PM (nJ+XP)

82 should you really want women's fashion advice you should ask the lasses in purple playing for the vikings.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:27 PM (MTjB1)

83 67: partially explains why feminasties hate her husband. Clinton slept with anyone, hence he was accessible. Trump is all about model looking women. Would never look at them....

Posted by: CN at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (5gaNQ)

84 Those are not Liz Taylor's eyes is it? I though she had violet eyes..super gorgeous.

Posted by: IC at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (XQXF4)

85 75 in what universe is melania a 2?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:26 PM (MTjB1)

She's almost 6 feet tall. No way in hell she's a size 2.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

86 A size 4? (Sheesh... the idea people, the idea... unlimited money and in great shape... better?)

Posted by: Ann at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (jtHQy)

87
That first dress would look fantastic on the floor of my bedroom!

Posted by: Every Moron is thinking it at January 21, 2018 08:19 PM (z79tQ)
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after i took it off your wife while you're away on business.

oh yeah, and you're going to need a new mattress and box spring set... your old one now squeaks badly, and sags too.

Posted by: Paolo at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (xsabZ)

88 hook not hand

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:18 PM (MTjB1)

++++

I modified it to match the artificial hand hanging off Audrey Hepburn.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (pvjTE)

89 I don't like this week's Oglaf comic. :^(

Posted by: leonardo dicaprio at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (6FqZa)

90
Survey question:
Worst women's popular fashion of the last 50 years?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (4rVoh)

91 The gal in the second picture is in need of a couple of cheeseburgers.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (nJ+XP)

92 It's a way of signalling that you've got enough money to be wastefully, superficially vain.
Posted by: Every Moron is thinking it at January




well, it could signal that except there are loads of people that spend money they do not have to be fashionable.

then there is the other side of people that buy cheap knockoffs that do not last either.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:29 PM (MTjB1)

93 Ouch, Insomniac. Everyone has a thing or two that they enjoy that's not necessary for life. I happen to like clothes, and studying fashion. Too bad I'm 5'2" and plus size.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 21, 2018 08:29 PM (FQKBL)

94 90 pussyhats

Posted by: CN at January 21, 2018 08:29 PM (5gaNQ)

95 Liz Taylor had beautiful eyes!

Especially when Belushi portrayed her choking in a turkey drumstick.

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2018 08:29 PM (gz5SW)

96 Ok, I googled. She is a size 6 dress. So, she dresses like we all would with unlimited funds and we were a size 6.

Posted by: Ann at January 21, 2018 08:29 PM (jtHQy)

97 90, the shoulder pads. Ugh. I can't believe I caved in to that in the 80s

Posted by: IC at January 21, 2018 08:29 PM (XQXF4)

98 Oh wait
Kn-g6, R- a8+,
K - f7, Kn - d5#

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2018 08:29 PM (aC6Sd)

99 Guns are good for sport, self-defense, and hunting.

This is my rifle,
This is my gun.
This is for fighting,
And this is for fun.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2018 08:30 PM (nisXv)

100 partially explains why feminasties hate her husband. Clinton slept with anyone, hence he was accessible. Trump is all about model looking women. Would never look at them....

Posted by: CN at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (5gaNQ)
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Oh, yeah, and he's good husband and father too.
No tales from the troopers or climbing out the back window.

Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 08:30 PM (mMMjw)

101 I modified it to match the artificial hand hanging off Audrey Hepburn.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January




Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:30 PM (MTjB1)

102 And WHY is this the last fashion thread, exactly ?

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2018 08:30 PM (gz5SW)

103 Also leg warmers were ugly

Posted by: CN at January 21, 2018 08:30 PM (5gaNQ)

104 Eva Marie Saint in North by Northwest
Grace Kelly in Rear Window
Kim Novak in Picnic
Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018
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Also Grace Kelly in To Catch a Thief.

Edith Head was a genius.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:31 PM (kNasr)

105 As a leg and ass man, these dresses just don't cut it.

That first broad looks like she has a newspaper all wrapped up in her rear.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2018 08:31 PM (EoRCO)

106 Worst women's fashion? Bell bottoms and platform shoes. Can't decide between the two.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 21, 2018 08:31 PM (FQKBL)

107 Are you saying you swipe other people's clothing or that you lose a lot of your own?

Posted by: fluffy at January 21, 2018 08:23 PM (cHbmY)

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Swipe is such a harsh word. But, yeah, I bring home all kinds of things I find lying on the ground that people have lost, even baseball hats.

I'm not sure what the ethical implications are. If it's something valuable I find, then I definitely try to turn it in or return it to the owner (I've done this before with wallets, jewelry, and a bicycle).

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 08:31 PM (BiLU+)

108 Polyester anything>Gack

Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2018 08:31 PM (nJ+XP)

109 >>> Worst women's popular fashion of the last 50 years?

Upholstery as clothing.

Posted by: fluffy at January 21, 2018 08:31 PM (cHbmY)

110 100 his cheating heat days are over. Marla was a pricey lesson

Posted by: CN at January 21, 2018 08:32 PM (5gaNQ)

111 the 2nd dress would give many possible locations for a CCW holster...

the first one would print like a bitch.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 21, 2018 08:32 PM (xsabZ)

112 91 The gal in the second picture is in need of a couple of cheeseburgers.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (nJ+XP)

Are you sure it's a gal?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

113 Fashion thread? Here?! Okay...

Anyone else noticed this latest trend/fad for women, thigh-high boots? Seems like every time I go out, some women are wearing them up, usually over jeans.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:32 PM (eMKNe)

114 89 I don't like this week's Oglaf comic. :^(
Posted by: leonardo dicaprio at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (6FqZa)

Oglaf has been kinda gay for a while.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 21, 2018 08:32 PM (xJa6I)

115 90, the shoulder pads. Ugh. I can't believe I caved in to that in the 80s
Posted by: IC at January 21, 2018 08:29 PM (XQXF4)
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Don't blame yourself. We had no choice. They were in everything. I clipped out all the ones I could. I had quite a nice stash until I finally said why the heck am I holding on to these things and chucked them.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:33 PM (kNasr)

116 Where's the Chess pron?

Posted by: tbodie at January 21, 2018 08:33 PM (3rpCw)

117 Where did "wearing them UP" come from?

I think this Mac has a mind of its own sometimes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:33 PM (eMKNe)

118
well, it could signal that except there are loads of people that spend money they do not have to be fashionable.

then there is the other side of people that buy cheap knockoffs that do not last either.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:29 PM (MTjB1)

sock off/

That's the more reasonable way to do it, since fashion changes seasonally. Women would argue that the cheap stuff just doesn't lay right, but what do I know of that.

Posted by: Every Moron is thinking it at January 21, 2018 08:33 PM (z79tQ)

119 Insomniac, Not really, cause that's a size 14 foot if I ever saw one.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2018 08:33 PM (nJ+XP)

120 This is the moment that marks to moment I am done with the NFL.

I left the game a half hour ago. I could not go on. I am too old to become so involved with a team for no good reason (other than the fact I was a kid in Wyoming who thought the Vikings had cool helmet--yup, that simple). And with what all else is going on with the NFL, it's over.

(Yeah, more important to me than for all y'all. Thanks for listening)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 21, 2018 08:33 PM (bNbo2)

121 Thanks for the fashion thread, CBD!

I love the classic looks you've listed here.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 08:33 PM (TdMsT)

122 Classic Hollywood beauties: Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Bette Davis, Rita Hayward, Vivien Leigh, Ava Gardner, Ann-Margret, and Marilyn Monroe. *love MM*

Posted by: Jmel at January 21, 2018 08:34 PM (OeWgo)

123 Worst women's popular fashion of the last 50 years?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (4rVoh)
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that's easy: everything Moochelle wore while in the White House.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 21, 2018 08:34 PM (xsabZ)

124 Don't blame yourself. We had no choice. They were in everything. I clipped out all the ones I could. I had quite a nice stash until I finally said why the heck am I holding on to these things and chucked them.
Posted by: bluebell at January




everyone has a choice. lots of people never got a mullett or wore a going out shirt.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:34 PM (MTjB1)

125 I'm a Eagles fan this isn't over yet
Posted by: Skip

We're passionate fans!

Posted by: Dennis Reynolds, An Eroctic Life at January 21, 2018 08:34 PM (+Tibp)

126 I don't want to say that second dress might make a nice couch... but yeah. Maybe a nice couch. Or a tufted accent chair.

Posted by: shibumi at January 21, 2018 08:34 PM (aT+Bx)

127 90
Survey question:
Worst women's popular fashion of the last 50 years?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (4rVoh)

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Cannot stand the jeans with all the rips in the legs, and now those awful "skinny jeans."

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 08:34 PM (BiLU+)

128 Oh fer theluva... Look Fashion is complete and utter Bullshit. It is a bunch of arbitrary ever changing rules made up by gay guys that lets two less attractive women talk bad about a prettier woman behind her back.

And mens fashion is worse. Mens Fashion is a plot to make men look pubescent, because that's what the people making the choices like.

Brown belt and black shoes is a sin, but the Lady in the heels and miniskirt has an extraneous penis and that's fine? Nope, you don't get to make any decisions for me. Ever. About anything.

I've said it before, Fashion is a tax on vanity to fund deviance.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 21, 2018 08:35 PM (tMFgx)

129 Actually thigh high U ggs are the latest thing. They go perfectly with my elephant-shaped manbag which rests on the knee.

Posted by: Guy wearing a dog head and a kilt at January 21, 2018 08:35 PM (UdKB7)

130 CBD, I'm worried about you, man.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2018 08:35 PM (YqDXo)

131 Worst women's popular fashion of the last 50 years?

Anything worn by Michael Obama.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 08:35 PM (7DwnJ)

132 Guns are good for sport, self-defense, and hunting. They are valuable and useful tools. Fashion is an auto-fellating circle-jerk that serves no purpose other than to enrich mostly ghey designers through appealing to women's vanity.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:27 PM (NWiLs)


Yeah, but women need to wear clothes, don't they ?

Oh.

Nevermind.

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2018 08:35 PM (gz5SW)

133 115 90, the shoulder pads. Ugh. I can't believe I caved in to that in the 80s
Posted by: IC at January 21, 2018 08:29 PM (XQXF4)
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Don't blame yourself. We had no choice. They were in everything. I clipped out all the ones I could. I had quite a nice stash until I finally said why the heck am I holding on to these things and chucked them.
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:33 PM (kNasr)



Hi Bluebell! I always threw away the shoulder pads as well. I hated the look.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 08:35 PM (TdMsT)

134 I'm not sure what to think of this latest trend I've noticed either:

Anyone else notice all the semi-sheer leggings women are wearing?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:35 PM (eMKNe)

135 115: yes, but it was a nod to the 40s

Posted by: CN at January 21, 2018 08:36 PM (5gaNQ)

136 >>> Worst women's popular fashion of the last 50 years?


Pantyhose

Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 08:36 PM (mMMjw)

137 No pantsuits or pussy hats ?

Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2018 08:36 PM (YwGz6)

138 I detest the suits that Daniel Craig wears in the bond movies.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2018 08:36 PM (nJ+XP)

139 97 90, the shoulder pads. Ugh. I can't believe I caved in to that in the 80s

Posted by: IC at January 21, 2018 08:29 PM (XQXF4)


Heh. I'm getting a fill of them as I've been binge watching episodes of Newhart.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (NL6wI)

140 128: Veblen would have agreed

Posted by: CN at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (5gaNQ)

141 123 Worst women's popular fashion of the last 50 years?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (4rVoh)
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that's easy: everything Moochelle wore while in the White House.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 21, 2018 08:34 PM (xsabZ)

++++

Tranny fashion is in its own category.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (FUu/Z)

142 136 >>> Worst women's popular fashion of the last 50 years?


Pantyhose
Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 08:36 PM (mMMjw)


God as my witness--I will never wear pantyhose again.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (TdMsT)

143 Worst women's popular fashion of the last 50 years?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2018 08:28 PM (4rVoh)

I'm going to agree with the 80's shoulder pads.
It got so bad it looked like women forgot to take the hanger out before they put it on.

Second place for the HUGE bows for hair that were popular at the same time.

Posted by: Every Moron is thinking it at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (z79tQ)

144 130
CBD, I'm worried about you, man.

Me too.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (nisXv)

145 gNewt: HERETIC!!!!!

If anything I want women to START wearing them again! I'm sick of all these bare-legged women!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (eMKNe)

146 Lovely. Both Audrey and the second pic.


I am ashamed to admit I'm watching the Eagles. They are my team. I haven't watched an NFL game since the second or third week. But, I am a sucker.


Oh well.


Also, as stupid as it sounds, pray for my parents' dog. She was attacked at a dog park yesterday. Tore up her nose and eye, but they think she'll be able to keep the eye.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (/o9Qk)

147 90
Survey question:
Worst women's popular fashion of the last 50 years?


See: Women's March, yesterday. Hats...pink...with ears.

Complete lack of class and an embarrassment to women. IF you have to wave your naughty bits around on your head to make your point, you really don't have one.

Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous, but desperate for clutchable pearls at January 21, 2018 08:38 PM (TrSQz)

148
This is the moment that marks to moment I am done with the NFL.

The fix was in for the first game. No way Goodell would permit a Bortles/Keenum/Foles Super Bowl. The ratings would have been catastrophic. Now we can have two weeks of luvvies for Brady.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2018 08:38 PM (4rVoh)

149 Heh. I'm getting a fill of them as I've been binge watching episodes of Newhart.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

...and my other brother, Darryl.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 21, 2018 08:38 PM (+Tibp)

150 145 gNewt: HERETIC!!!!!

If anything I want women to START wearing them again! I'm sick of all these bare-legged women!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (eMKNe)

Oh HELL NO!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 08:38 PM (TdMsT)

151 Ladyl! Nice to see you.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:39 PM (kNasr)

152 Audrey Hepburn.

When I was skinny, I wanted girls like that.

My opinion changed.

Even before I gained a few pounds myself.

Posted by: Miklos, a former teenage toothpick at January 21, 2018 08:39 PM (zCyNd)

153 Ladyl, how old are you if I may ask?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:39 PM (eMKNe)

154 I detest the suits that Daniel Craig wears in the bond movies.
Posted by: Ben Had at January



well, went in for the skinny lapels and short coat look to go all hipster.

pierce brosnan's suits, which I think were all brioni sere nice.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:39 PM (MTjB1)

155 inre fashion: I hate the whole "partially see-through" look that has been popular for the past 3-5 years. I don't want to see you underwear, belly button or hoo-ha areas. Please, can we go back to elegance in a covered up way?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:40 PM (/o9Qk)

156
Cannot stand the jeans with all the rips in the legs, and now those awful "skinny jeans."

Posted by: ShainS


Even worse on "men".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2018 08:40 PM (4rVoh)

157 Edith Head is an epic name.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2018 08:40 PM (mc8++)

158 And so I'm not a hypocrite, I'm 29.*
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*(plus 22 years) :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:40 PM (eMKNe)

159 sock off/
fo realz this time

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 21, 2018 08:40 PM (z79tQ)

160 Sciieence fiction. Double feeeture.

Posted by: Bear phone at January 21, 2018 08:40 PM (0BFUD)

161 what in the ever loving hell is this shit? helen gurley brown running this place now?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 08:40 PM (KP5rU)

162 everyone should just wear brooks brothers and be done with the fuss and muss.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:40 PM (MTjB1)

163 If anything I want women to START wearing them again! I'm sick of all these bare-legged women!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (eMKNe)
************


Get those ladies a garter belt and some seamless stockings.

Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (mMMjw)

164 gNewt, I can live with that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (eMKNe)

165 I've said it before, Fashion is a tax on vanity to fund deviance.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 21, 2018 08:35 PM (tMFgx)

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Good line.

When I quit Facebook in the early days after three months, I said it was a "Vanity Source and a Time Sink." In hindsight, I didn't realize how detrimental social media would become -- so your observation would have been more applicable and prescient in that case as well.

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (BiLU+)

166 I'm not the only man who would get arrested for exposing myself by wearing skinny jeans......

Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (mc8++)

167 Eye'd hit it.

Posted by: Sauron at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (0BFUD)

168 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:27 PM (NWiLs)


Yeah, but women need to wear clothes, don't they ?

Oh.

Nevermind.
Posted by: JT at January 21, 2018 08:35 PM (gz5SW)

Some more than others. Actually, some a LOT more than others. I'm also not equating clothing with "Fashion."

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

169 Second place for the HUGE bows for hair that were popular at the same time.
Posted by: Every Moron is thinking it at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (z79tQ)
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And the huge bows on the rear end. Anyone else get stuck with a bridesmaid dress with one of those? Awful. The dress I had to wear also had a big V-shaped ruffle on the neckline that extended over my shoulders, and sequins.

But the gigantic pink bow on the bum just took the cake.


Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (kNasr)

170 Can anyone remember the kind of hats the feminist wore when they marched in protest of Bill sticking
a cigar up Monica?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (TdMsT)

171 Survey question:

Worst women's popular fashion of the last 50 years?

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Pleated jeans.

*mic drop*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (mQ0Mc)

172 OMG, a fashion thread!

Is there something you want to tell us, CBD?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2018 08:42 PM (qJtVm)

173 On second thought, put those seams back in. Right up the middle. Keep 'em straight ladies.

Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 08:42 PM (mMMjw)

174 Cannot stand the jeans with all the rips in the legs, and now those awful "skinny jeans."

Posted by: ShainS

I dunno, tight jeans looks great on a gal with a nice ass.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

175 It drives me crazy when I see all these pics of young women and what they wore in the late 1960s.

They're *all* in tights... and the fugliest shoes you ever saw. Bleah.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:42 PM (eMKNe)

176 well, there are skinny jeans for men and skinny jeans for women. sometime ago levis came out with the boyfriend jean, which was a jean made for women. sometime after thtat they summoned the asteroid to clean everything up when they started selling the girlfriend jean for people who identify as men.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:43 PM (MTjB1)

177 So ... I travel quite a bit. On an Airplane all the time. Wranglers and Red Wings are non-negotiable.

But I have considered going with a Shirt and Jacket. But I want something Old School. With Elbow Pads.

Thoughts ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 21, 2018 08:43 PM (fiGNd)

178 134 I'm not sure what to think of this latest trend I've noticed either:

Anyone else notice all the semi-sheer leggings women are wearing?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:35 PM (eMKNe)

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I get disgusted when I see very young girls wearing those things while out shopping with their parents. Who would dress their young daughters like that? Ugh.

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 08:43 PM (BiLU+)

179 153 Ladyl, how old are you if I may ask?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:39 PM (eMKNe)


Old. Very very old.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 08:43 PM (TdMsT)

180 170: Actually the Princeton girls were all sporting Monica berets, so yes. They liked the idea

Posted by: CN at January 21, 2018 08:43 PM (5gaNQ)

181 And the huge bows on the rear end. Anyone else get
stuck with a bridesmaid dress with one of those? Awful. The dress I
had to wear also had a big V-shaped ruffle on the neckline that extended
over my shoulders, and sequins.



But the gigantic pink bow on the bum just took the cake.







Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (kNasr)


*raises hand* In teal satin.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:43 PM (/o9Qk)

182 That second dress looks like it will be a big hit with the upskirt crowd.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 21, 2018 08:07 PM (FUu/Z)



That reminds me. It's been a long time sine I wore the oxfords with the go-pro camera on the toe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 08:43 PM (bb4h+)

183 huge bows on the rear end. Anyone else get stuck with a bridesmaid dress with one of those? Awful. The dress I had to wear also had a big V-shaped ruffle on the neckline that extended over my shoulders, and sequins.

But the gigantic pink bow on the bum just took the cake.


Posted by: bluebell at January




so like a big present to be unwrapped?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:43 PM (MTjB1)

184 Please, can we go back to elegance in a covered up way?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:40 PM (/o9Qk)
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Hear, hear.

It's awful being 29 and trying to find a decent dress to wear. I don't want to show it and you don't want to see it pretty much sums up what's out there.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:43 PM (kNasr)

185 >>> Worst women's popular fashion of the last 50 years?

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Voting

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 21, 2018 08:44 PM (jeefx)

186 Panty hose no....thigh highs...yes

Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous, but desperate for clutchable pearls at January 21, 2018 08:44 PM (TrSQz)

187 Always get a laugh over the big print flowers or rose patterns over the boobs.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2018 08:44 PM (nJ+XP)

188 178 parents who are afraid to set limits

Posted by: CN at January 21, 2018 08:44 PM (5gaNQ)

189 But the gigantic pink bow on the bum just took the cake.


Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (kNasr)

Bridesmaid dress.
Explains it all. There ain't no way in hell you're going to look better than the bride.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 21, 2018 08:44 PM (z79tQ)

190 170 Can anyone remember the kind of hats the feminist wore when they marched in protest of Bill sticking
a cigar up Monica?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (TdMsT)

Shower caps, since they thought Bill deserved a BJ for being a PP proponent.

Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2018 08:44 PM (YwGz6)

191 The last few years, every time I have flown, there are multiple women on my flight in (basically) spandex workout pants. WTF?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:44 PM (/o9Qk)

192 180 170: Actually the Princeton girls were all sporting Monica berets, so yes. They liked the idea
Posted by: CN at January 21, 2018 08:43 PM (5gaNQ)


I was being facetious...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 08:44 PM (TdMsT)

193
Heh. I'm getting a fill of them as I've been binge watching episodes of Newhart.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

...and my other brother, Darryl.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0


Mary Frann in sweaters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2018 08:45 PM (IqV8l)

194 Worst women's popular fashion of the last 50 years?
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Low rise jeans.

"muffin top"

Posted by: shibumi at January 21, 2018 08:45 PM (aT+Bx)

195 Get those ladies a garter belt and some seamless stockings.
Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (mMMjw)

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Yep. Thigh highs and a garter belt FTW. Panties/thong put on LAST, for obvious reasons. That look is sexy as hell.

Posted by: Speed Racer at January 21, 2018 08:45 PM (f2qNt)

196 Ladyl, you get a pass then.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:45 PM (eMKNe)

197 If anything I want women to START wearing them again! I'm sick of all these bare-legged women!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (eMKNe)

Oh HELL NO!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 08:38 PM

So, stockings and garter belts, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2018 08:45 PM (agg2m)

198 191 The last few years, every time I have flown, there are multiple women on my flight in (basically) spandex workout pants. WTF?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:44 PM (/o9Qk)

Let me guess. Most of them were significantly overweight.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

199 the gigantic pink bow on the bum

Ooo!

Posted by: Shep! at January 21, 2018 08:45 PM (6FqZa)

200 But the gigantic pink bow on the bum just took the cake.




Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (kNasr)


Pics ?

The 2nd printing of the cookbook, pehaps ?

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2018 08:45 PM (gz5SW)

201 That reminds me. It's been a long time sine I wore the oxfords with the go-pro camera on the toe.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 08:43 PM (bb4h+)


*checks Amazon.com*

You musta made those yourself.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 21, 2018 08:46 PM (z79tQ)

202 Drat, I missed the gun thread. I can't post what I'd like to post here.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2018 08:46 PM (sdi6R)

203 I gave up trying to wear jeans. I have never been able to find a comfortable pair, so I started wearing leggings. My 84 year old MIL was impressed and made me take her shopping to find her a pair.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 08:46 PM (7DwnJ)

204 138 I detest the suits that Daniel Craig wears in the bond movies.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2018 08:36 PM (nJ+XP)

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Remember the fashion look spawned by Crockett and Tubbs from "Miami Vice" in the 80's -- including the perpetual three-days growth of beard?

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 08:46 PM (BiLU+)

205 The last few years, every time I have flown, there are multiple women on my flight in (basically) spandex workout pants. WTF?
Posted by: DangerGirl


Well duh! So we look good jogging away after a crash!!

Posted by: Today's Modern Enlightened Wymyn, Inc. at January 21, 2018 08:46 PM (eMKNe)

206 But the gigantic pink bow on the bum just took the cake.

The bow was hungry.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

207 So, stockings and garter belts, then?


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2018 08:45 PM

Yeah.

The kind with the seam up the back.

In sheer black.

I think I have the exact ensemble somewhere in the back of a lingerie drawer...

Posted by: shibumi at January 21, 2018 08:46 PM (aT+Bx)

208 192: I know. But the college crowd did emulate the blue dress and beret look. I saw it everywhere that year

Posted by: CN at January 21, 2018 08:46 PM (5gaNQ)

209 191 The last few years, every time I have flown, there are multiple women on my flight in (basically) spandex workout pants. WTF?

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I plan to wear some kind of soft pants when we go on a looong flight next month. Not spandex, but I am not wearing jeans either for a whole day on a plane.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 08:47 PM (hMwEB)

210 shibumi: pics! pics!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:47 PM (eMKNe)

211 Let me guess. Most of them were significantly overweight.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:45 PM (NWiLs)


Actually, of all sizes. Most of them are from 23-30 years old would be my guess.
Also, same outfits when I go out to Sunday breakfast on DFW. Spandexish pants, zip neck pullovers and baseball caps. Like they've just come back from working out, but they haven't.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:47 PM (/o9Qk)

212 If anything I want women to START wearing them again! I'm sick of all these bare-legged women!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (eMKNe)

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I'm likely the only woman who will admit that she misses stocking and high heels together. (Just not the suntan-colored ones.)

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 21, 2018 08:47 PM (mQ0Mc)

213 Third and fourth pics taken together look like a sexy cyclops. "Hello there. My name's Polly. Polly Amorous."

Posted by: Bear phone at January 21, 2018 08:47 PM (0BFUD)

214 205 The last few years, every time I have flown, there are multiple women on my flight in (basically) spandex workout pants. WTF?
Posted by: DangerGirl

Well duh! So we look good jogging away after a crash!!
Posted by: Today's Modern Enlightened Wymyn, Inc. at January 21, 2018 08:46 PM (eMKNe)

Twenty pounds of cottage cheese in a ten pound sack isn't a good look. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

215 208 192: I know. But the college crowd did emulate the blue dress and beret look. I saw it everywhere that year
Posted by: CN at January 21, 2018 08:46 PM (5gaNQ)


Monica was probably a heroine to the feminists because she managed to have sex with their idol.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 08:48 PM (TdMsT)

216 ALH...leggings or jeggings?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:48 PM (/o9Qk)

217 Even worse on "men".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2018 08:40 PM (4rVoh)

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Heh. They seem to go with man-buns ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 08:48 PM (BiLU+)

218 Tore up her nose and eye, but they think she'll be able to keep the eye.
Posted by: DangerGirl

She lost the nose?! Poor doggie.

Posted by: pogomip at January 21, 2018 08:49 PM (bctEJ)

219 18 Audrey Hepburn almost starved to death during Nazi-occupied Holland in WWII. Her genes were fundamentally altered through suffering starvation as a teenager.
Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 08:12 PM (7DwnJ)

Lysenkoist!

Posted by: Fox2! at January 21, 2018 08:49 PM (H5JDn)

220 Actually, of all sizes. Most of them are from 23-30 years old would be my guess.
Also, same outfits when I go out to Sunday breakfast on DFW. Spandexish pants, zip neck pullovers and baseball caps. Like they've just come back from working out, but they haven't.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:47 PM (/o9Qk)

Hmm. The majority of broads I see wearing yoga-type pants have no business wearing them.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

221 If there is a rip in spandex workout pants worn by overweight women, the unravelling could cause damage to bystanders. So be careful who you stand next to.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2018 08:49 PM (hyuyC)

222 211 Let me guess. Most of them were significantly overweight.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

Actually, of all sizes. Most of them are from 23-30 years old would be my guess.
Also, same outfits when I go out to Sunday breakfast on DFW. Spandexish pants, zip neck pullovers and baseball caps. Like they've just come back from working out, but they haven't.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:47 PM (/o9Qk)


I admit I wear that stuff all the time, but I actually work out all the time.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 08:49 PM (TdMsT)

223 The kind with the seam up the back.

In sheer black.

I think I have the exact ensemble somewhere in the back of a lingerie drawer...
Posted by: shibumi at January 21, 2018 08:46 PM

You know the rules. Pics....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2018 08:50 PM (agg2m)

224 161 what in the ever loving hell is this shit? helen gurley brown running this place now?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 08:40 PM (KP5rU)

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Heh. Your comments often crack me up. When I picture the ultimate "Get off my lawn!" dude, I think of Clint Eastwood in "Gran Torino" ... and then I think of you.

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 08:50 PM (BiLU+)

225 DangerGirl - both. I make sure that the top I wear is long enough. My MIL got leggings, only one pair. Once she gets used to them she'll want more.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 08:50 PM (7DwnJ)

226 How is Audrey concealing that Python? I shouldn't have said that. I didn't mean to. I love Audrey. I'm sorry. I need a drink.

Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2018 08:50 PM (zLDYs)

227 Amen and fist bump Insomniac

Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2018 08:50 PM (nJ+XP)

228 Bluebell's right, there for a few years shoulder pads were in every top or dress. Remember the ones that attached with velcro? You could take the shoulder pads out before you washed the top, but if you forgot to put them back in the loopy velcro strip scratched your shoulders.

Posted by: Hokiemom at January 21, 2018 08:50 PM (WUYxS)

229 I'm likely the only woman who will admit that she misses stocking and high heels together. (Just not the suntan-colored ones.)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 21, 2018 08:47 PM (mQ0Mc)
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I still wear hose whenever I wear a dress, except in the summer time if I'm wearing a casual dress. I hate the bare-legged look. And I'm too old for it. If you're going somewhere nice, like a wedding, or even for work, it just looks too casual in my opinion. Like you've forgotten something.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:51 PM (kNasr)

230 Hrm...anything neon should also be banned. Or just laughed at. Unless you're a crossing guard.

See: 80's - Wham - god help us.

Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous, but desperate for clutchable pearls at January 21, 2018 08:51 PM (TrSQz)

231 I plan to wear some kind of soft pants when we go on
a looong flight next month. Not spandex, but I am not wearing jeans
either for a whole day on a plane.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 08:47 PM (hMwEB)


I feel you, I always travel comfortable in loose jeans.

However, these are pants that you would wear for a 5K or workout session. I just don't get it.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:51 PM (/o9Qk)

232 Guys should go back downstairs so to speak

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2018 08:51 PM (aC6Sd)

233 I need real-world input into dress shoes, probably wingtips, that are comfortable, well made, comfortable, long lasting, and comfortable. Wouldn't be worn daily. Intermittent Sundays and special occasions. Budget of $150 or so, but I'd spend a bit more for something special. That budget accounts for me buying a black pair and a similar, although probably not exact, brown pair if I end up liking them and the way they fit.

I apparently have Clarks shaped feet for things like this, which seems to be wide but not wide enough to need to buy the official wide.

I slip around too much to have anything with the slick leather soles, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 21, 2018 08:51 PM (ks6bw)

234 So ... I travel quite a bit. On an Airplane all the time. Wranglers and Red Wings are non-negotiable.

But I have considered going with a Shirt and Jacket. But I want something Old School. With Elbow Pads.

Thoughts ?


Get a black bl*zer. (You know, a b-l-a-z-e-r -- damn you, pixy.) They're a magic charm for getting an upgrade to first or business. You can wear it with anything. Tie, no tie, dress shirt and slacks, t-shirt and jeans, whatever, and it classes it up[.

I got from a department store a long time ago. I got so much use out of it I recently that I just recently upgraded to a custom-made one from the tailor in HK that I use for suits. I love that thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 08:52 PM (bb4h+)

235 Twenty pounds of cottage cheese in a ten pound sack isn't a good look. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

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Like a pasty white kitchen can bag full of wet oatmeal,.......

Posted by: Speed Racer at January 21, 2018 08:52 PM (f2qNt)

236 Fox is running ep 1 of it's 7 episode story of Bill and Lewinski.

Ep 1 has been a trip down memory lane from Webb Hubbel, Janet Reno, Stephanopolous, etc. Ugh, if not for Ross Perot.....

Also, lost of shoulder pads.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 21, 2018 08:52 PM (+Tibp)

237 Now me, I prefer the creepy Goth sci-fi look of Gareth Pugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP0nIJJSvuY

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2018 08:52 PM (qJtVm)

238
Hmm. The majority of broads I see wearing yoga-type pants have no business wearing them.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

Perhaps the only advantage to living in the frozen tundra is that survival instinct keeps people covered up who should be covered up.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 21, 2018 08:52 PM (z79tQ)

239 HOLY SHIT. I think we're going to the Super Bowl. HOLY SHIT.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:53 PM (/o9Qk)

240 Third and fourth pics taken together look like a sexy cyclops. "Hello there. My name's Polly. Polly Amorous."
Posted by: Bear phone at January 21, 2018 08:47 PM (0BFUD)
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Yes, I thought those were interesting choices. The lipstick is way too red for me.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:53 PM (kNasr)

241 What in the wide world of sports is a goin' on here?

Posted by: Mr. Taggart at January 21, 2018 08:53 PM (89T5c)

242 Okay, the non-gibberish version:

I got one from a department store a long time ago. I got so much use out of it I that I just recently upgraded to a custom-made one from the tailor in HK that I use for suits. I love that thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 08:53 PM (bb4h+)

243 My personal rule for pants is nothing so tight that I have to worry about a panty line.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 08:54 PM (hMwEB)

244 #2 looks like a risky dress to stand over an air vent in while wearing.

Posted by: Bear phone at January 21, 2018 08:54 PM (0BFUD)

245 I said in an earlier thread that I always thought Monica was cute. Even in recent photos, she's definitely a 1.

It's a shame she has such awful taste in men.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2018 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

246 My personal rule for pants is nothing so tight that I have to worry about a panty line.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 08:54 PM (hMwEB)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 21, 2018 08:54 PM (bb4h+)

247 She lost the nose?! Poor doggie.

Posted by: pogomip at January 21, 2018 08:49 PM (bctEJ)


She has stitches, but she's beat up pretty good.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:54 PM (/o9Qk)

248
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I still wear hose whenever I wear a dress, except in the summer time if I'm wearing a casual dress. I hate the bare-legged look. And I'm too old for it. If you're going somewhere nice, like a wedding, or even for work, it just looks too casual in my opinion. Like you've forgotten something.
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:51 PM (kNasr)


When I get dressed up, I use tanning lotion on my legs. I can't stand the feel of pantyhose. My fashionable friends assure me that pantyhose are completely out of style, thank goodness!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 08:54 PM (TdMsT)

249 Please NOOD me

Posted by: sofa saver at January 21, 2018 08:55 PM (4u7kU)

250 >>> Get a black bl*zer.

Navy bl*zer. Everything else is spot on.

Posted by: fluffy at January 21, 2018 08:55 PM (cHbmY)

251 everyone should just wear brooks brothers and be done with the fuss and muss.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 08:40 PM (MTjB1)


I have found Nordstrom suits to be quite stylish in a subdued way, especially when I find them at $15 at the thrift store and get them taken in and cleaned for about $50 at the local dry cleaner's.

I do have a long quest going on for flannel suits and black suits though.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2018 08:55 PM (2K6fY)

252 224; thanks, i appreciate that. never the less, this shit does suck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 08:55 PM (KP5rU)

253 What in the wide world of sports is a goin' on here?
Posted by: Mr. Taggart at January 21, 2018 08:53 PM

Pats and Eagels going to the Super Bowl, looks like.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2018 08:55 PM (agg2m)

254 239. they are amazing ton
I am astonished

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 08:55 PM (hMwEB)

255 tonight

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 08:56 PM (hMwEB)

256 Votermom, take a look at Soma. Last time I took a long flight, I work a pair of their comfy loungewear pants.

Posted by: Ann at January 21, 2018 08:56 PM (jtHQy)

257 Please NOOD me
Posted by: sofa saver at January 21, 2018 08:55 PM (4u7kU)



Just sit tight, ya pussy. Rumor has it that there's a home decorating post up on deck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 08:56 PM (bb4h+)

258 I like the guys who wear all color coordinated clothing which look like pajamas when they are out and about.

Gold Kangol, gold shirt, gold chains, gold pants, gold sneakers.

I always ask them how nice the fabric looks, and is it velvet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2018 08:56 PM (EoRCO)

259 there for a few years shoulder pads were in every top or dress.

Oh man. I think I was there when they went out of style. 1997. My workplace did some charity event so we went to sort through used clothes, to find what was clean enough and decent enough to pass on to the end user.

Almost all the throwaway womens' clothes had those soft shoulder pads under them.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2018 08:56 PM (6FqZa)

260 My Boston Butt is finished. It took a total of 16 hours so yeah, two hours a pound for Butt. Twice that of ham. A long wait but it's so tasty. I got a grunt of approval from Mrs928.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2018 08:56 PM (WbIyz)

261 Also, as stupid as it sounds, pray for my parents' dog. She was attacked at a dog park yesterday. Tore up her nose and eye, but they think she'll be able to keep the eye.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (/o9Qk)

poor thing!!!
prayers

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 08:57 PM (hMwEB)

262 260 My Boston Butt is finished. It took a total of 16 hours so yeah, two hours a pound for Butt. Twice that of ham. A long wait but it's so tasty. I got a grunt of approval from Mrs928.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2018 08:56 PM (WbIyz)

Good that she likes your meat.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:57 PM (NWiLs)

263 It's a shame she has such awful taste in men.

Sounds more like the men tasted bad to Monica

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2018 08:57 PM (6FqZa)

264 Get your Fash on.

Posted by: Corona at January 21, 2018 08:58 PM (88+VL)

265 Twenty pounds of cottage cheese in a ten pound sack isn't a good look. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:47 PM (NWiLs)


Hey, my photo shop wasn't working that day. And the camera angle was all wrong. And...it's 30 pounds. I weigh it daily.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian West at January 21, 2018 08:58 PM (obTcf)

266 My Boston Butt is finished. It took a total of 16 hours so yeah, two hours a pound for Butt.


Oh man, this is like T-ball.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 08:58 PM (bb4h+)

267 Rumor has it that there's a home decorating post up on deck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 08:56 PM (bb4h+)

Excellent!

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 08:58 PM (7DwnJ)

268 what the fuck is next? proper doileys for lent? i'm on the edge here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 08:58 PM (KP5rU)

269 And the huge bows on the rear end. Anyone else get
stuck with a bridesmaid dress with one of those? Awful. The dress I had to wear also had a big V-shaped ruffle on the neckline that extended over my shoulders, and sequins.

But the gigantic pink bow on the bum just took the cake.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (kNasr)
*raises hand*
Mine was MAUVE

Posted by: Cheriebebe at January 21, 2018 08:58 PM (DAdSz)

270 What temp, grump?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 21, 2018 08:58 PM (89T5c)

271
Women wearing the same thing are annoyed with each other.

Men wearing the same thing are pleased since it's an affirmation of their choices.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2018 08:58 PM (4rVoh)

272 Posted by: Ann at January 21, 2018 08:56 PM (jtHQy

thanks!!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 08:59 PM (hMwEB)

273 Home decorating?

I have an old secretary desk that I want to use But when looking through photos of what is placed in them it looks as if they all belong to women.

What to do what to do?

Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 08:59 PM (mMMjw)

274 My Boston Butt is finished. It took a total of 16 hours so yeah, two hours a pound for Butt.

I know where you can get a pink butt bow cheap.

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2018 08:59 PM (gz5SW)

275 Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 08:58 PM (KP5rU)

Don't worry. Doilies are not a requirement for Lent. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2018 08:59 PM (8+Ozj)

276 #AfghanThread

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 21, 2018 09:00 PM (89T5c)

277 A dog park I saw in Jersey had separate pens guess thats why. Hope doggy is ok.

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2018 09:00 PM (aC6Sd)

278 Just sit tight, ya pussy. Rumor has it that there's a home decorating post up on deck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 08:56 PM (bb4h+)

I've read the comments on home decorating. NOOD me on that one too. And that's Mr. Pussy, IYDM

Posted by: sofa saver at January 21, 2018 09:00 PM (4u7kU)

279 I would love a home improvement or home building thread.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:00 PM (TdMsT)

280 Old. Very very old.
Posted by: Ladyl
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Don't bet on it pdqsteve - I've seen her in person.

I'm going with 29.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 21, 2018 09:00 PM (tr2D7)

281 Just sit tight, ya pussy. Rumor has it that there's a home decorating post up on deck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

I've always thought we could use a post to tell us how to properly set a table, what silverware, etc.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 21, 2018 09:00 PM (+Tibp)

282 Don't worry. Doilies are not a requirement for Lent. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2018 08:59 PM (8+Ozj)



The New Testament says nothing about doilies, but I think they're mentioned in a couple of the psalms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:00 PM (bb4h+)

283 Never lend doilies.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

284 Get a black bl*zer. (You know, a b-l-a-z-e-r -- damn you, pixy.) They're
a magic charm for getting an upgrade to first or business. You can wear
it with anything. Tie, no tie, dress shirt and slacks, t-shirt and
jeans, whatever, and it classes it up

---

It's really amazing how much more smoothly life goes with a button down and a bl[a]zer. Every interaction, every store, everywhere is noticeably different.

I sometimes think people aren't sure if you're the boss or not

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 21, 2018 09:01 PM (ks6bw)

285 I would like to hug the guys that said they missed hosiery!
I do too, bare legs look like crap. I like quality so I miss good hose. Quality hose, nice shoes, PROPER undergarments like a slip under a skirt or dress completes the look.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at January 21, 2018 09:01 PM (DAdSz)

286 AfghanThread
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 21, 2018 09:00 PM (89T5c)

Dog or blanket?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:01 PM (TdMsT)

287 There was a parable about a man with a tea kettle cozie, I remember that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:01 PM (bb4h+)

288 The lipstick is way too red for me.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:53 PM (kNasr)

IS THAT A COMPLAINT?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2018 09:02 PM (wYseH)

289 Tonypete, okay. :-)

Anyway, I wonder what most of the male horde's future sexbots will be wearing... ;-)

(Duh. My money's on 'nothing.')

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 09:02 PM (eMKNe)

290 287 There was a parable about a man with a tea kettle cozie, I remember that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:01 PM (bb4h+)

He who is without sin may eat the first scone.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 09:02 PM (NWiLs)

291 280 Old. Very very old.
Posted by: Ladyl
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Don't bet on it pdqsteve - I've seen her in person.

I'm going with 29.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 21, 2018 09:00 PM (tr2D7)


Oh now.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:02 PM (TdMsT)

292 Gonna finish watching this game, then to bed.


Later, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 09:02 PM (/o9Qk)

293 A couple weeks ago I was behind a woman at the supermarket who was wearing pants that looked like they were painted on. Luckily for me, she was exactly the sort of woman I'd want to see dressed like that. Yowza.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2018 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

294 What temp, grump?

Around 225 in the smoker, I think, for the first 6 hours.

Then 10 hours at 250 in the oven.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (WbIyz)

295 175 It drives me crazy when I see all these pics of young women and what they wore in the late 1960s.

They're *all* in tights... and the fugliest shoes you ever saw. Bleah.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:42 PM (eMKNe)


And to think that just a few years later, there were hot pants everywhere.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (di1hb)

296

two hours a pound for Butt.

That's about right.

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (IqV8l)

297 He who is without sin may eat the first scone.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 09:02 PM (NWiLs)



Words to live by. Amen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (bb4h+)

298 279 I would love a home improvement or home building thread.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:00 PM (TdMsT)

Are you trying to kill ace?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (tMFgx)

299 it cracks me up that, what, eight years later we still can't name b.l.a.z.e.r

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (6FqZa)

300
#AfghanThread

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Coats too profuse. Overangulated rears. Not enough fronts. Handlers obsessed with flashy racing around the ring.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (1rMHl)

301 Robbie, I think that when people take the time to dress people tend to think you are smarter and in charge and that goes for women and men.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (DAdSz)

302 The lipstick is way too red for me.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:53 PM (kNasr)
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It is just the perfect amount of red.

Can't go wrong with a bold red lip (if you're a brunette).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (qJtVm)

303 I know where you can get a pink butt bow cheap.
Posted by: JT at January 21, 2018 08:59 PM (gz5SW)
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Free.

Actually, my girls got all my old bridesmaid dresses to play dressup. They had a blast for years and years with them. I had every color you can imagine. Yes, including mauve. It made me look nauseous.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (kNasr)

304 I wear almost nothing but Levis. I have some pairs that are so holey I thought about putting them on ebay. All my jeans start off brand new though. The holes are genuine holes and not some fake fashion holes.

Posted by: freaked at January 21, 2018 09:04 PM (UdKB7)

305 it cracks me up that, what, eight years later we still can't name b.l.a.z.e.r
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (6FqZa)



The man did leave a mark.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:04 PM (bb4h+)

306 I need real-world input into dress shoes, probably wingtips, that are comfortable, well made, comfortable, long lasting, and comfortable. Wouldn't be worn daily. Intermittent Sundays and special occasions. Budget of $150 or so, but I'd spend a bit more for something special. That budget accounts for me buying a black pair and a similar, although probably not exact, brown pair if I end up liking them and the way they fit.

I apparently have Clarks shaped feet for things like this, which seems to be wide but not wide enough to need to buy the official wide.

I slip around too much to have anything with the slick leather soles, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January





you may have to spend more, or should so you will be able to get something recraftable. Get some shoe trees and use them.



Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 09:04 PM (MTjB1)

307 Pats and Eagels going to the Super Bowl, looks like.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2018 08:55 PM (agg2m)

=============

Did you see the news story where the city of Philadelphia is putting grease on light poles to keep fans from climbing them if the Eagles win?

What's the deal -- are they afraid if some idiot falls and kills or injures himself he'll sue the city and get a multi-million dollar payout?

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 09:04 PM (BiLU+)

308 So, nobody wants to help me furnish my secretary?

It's a roll top desk with glass doors above three shelves in height. About seven foot.

Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 09:04 PM (mMMjw)

309 IS THAT A COMPLAINT?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2018 09:02 PM (wYseH)
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Not at all, CBD! I just think it was an interesting choice, that's all.

You learn a lot about people in this place.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:04 PM (kNasr)

310 you may have to spend more, or should so you will be able to get something recraftable. Get some shoe trees and use them.



Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 09:04 PM (MTjB1)

Just don't pick the shoes until they're ripe

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 09:05 PM (NWiLs)

311 Can't go wrong with a bold red lip (if you're a brunette).

==

KTY found a red lipstick for dance that gets all the compliments. It really is a drop dead gorgeous color.
That kid is amazing with make up.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:05 PM (hMwEB)

312 ((Bluebell -- that's CBD wearing the lipstick! Tell him it's nice!))

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2018 09:06 PM (qJtVm)

313 Wait...you lunatics really are talking fashion.

I have failed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2018 09:06 PM (wYseH)

314 293 A couple weeks ago I was behind a woman at the supermarket who was wearing pants that looked like they were painted on. Luckily for me, she was exactly the sort of woman I'd want to see dressed like that. Yowza.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2018 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

GTAL

Posted by: Chelsea Manning at January 21, 2018 09:06 PM (4u7kU)

315 Can't go wrong with a bold red lip (if you're a brunette).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (qJtVm)
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I am, but that red is too dark. I don't wear red often, but when I do it is a lighter red, and even then I feel conspicuous!

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:06 PM (kNasr)

316 Sciieence fiction. Double feeeture.
Posted by: Bear phone at January 21, 2018 08:40 PM (0BFUD)

Dr X will build a creature.....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 21, 2018 09:07 PM (HeKAe)

317 308 So, nobody wants to help me furnish my secretary?

It's a roll top desk with glass doors above three shelves in height. About seven foot.
Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 09:04 PM (mMMjw)

Display a collection of seashells or those fancy toy cars. Or interesting stuff from nature.

Or look on Pinterest.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 09:07 PM (7DwnJ)

318
Wait...you lunatics really are talking fashion.

I have failed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


So, this is the last Fashion Thread, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2018 09:07 PM (q6Kjv)

319 310 you may have to spend more, or should so you will be able to get something recraftable. Get some shoe trees and use them.


Shoe trees ???

Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at January 21, 2018 09:08 PM (4u7kU)

320 I am, but that red is too dark. I don't wear red often, but when I do it is a lighter red, and even then I feel conspicuous!

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:06 PM (kNasr)

You must be shy (like me).

I like rose colored lipstick, very natural looking.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:08 PM (hMwEB)

321 ((Bluebell -- that's CBD wearing the lipstick! Tell him it's nice!))
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2018 09:06 PM (qJtVm)
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(Whoops - I didn't know - thank you!)

CBD, you look lovely. Somehow I had picture you a little differently. More of a purple lipstick person, maybe.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:08 PM (kNasr)

322 They are not wearing panties, right?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 21, 2018 09:08 PM (OtVYM)

323 But you can type Brazzers.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 21, 2018 09:08 PM (jeefx)

324 Bright red lipstick looks good on blonds.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 09:08 PM (7DwnJ)

325 313: not me. fashion is for slaves of the patriarchy. fuck that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:08 PM (KP5rU)

326 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2018 09:06 PM (wise)

LOL. You put up a thread about anything and we'll talk about it. We'll even talk about how much we hate the thread and how pointless it is and how could you eeeevrr post that. ;^) (And no, I don't hate the thread. I just don't have much to say about fashion)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2018 09:08 PM (8+Ozj)

327 Maybe, just maybe, tonight's ONT will have a taste of what we crave.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Claque at January 21, 2018 09:09 PM (DMUuz)

328 I refuse to wear Skinny jeans. I have seen no one that looks good in them. No one. Not even models.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 21, 2018 09:09 PM (obTcf)

329 Shoe trees ???
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at January 21, 2018 09:08 PM (4u7kU)



You didn't think Crocs actually came from a factory, did you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:09 PM (bb4h+)

330 Did you see the news story where the city of Philadelphia is putting grease on light poles to keep fans from climbing them if the Eagles win?

Mmm, tastes like a cheesesteak!!

Posted by: Average Philly Resident at January 21, 2018 09:09 PM (eMKNe)

331
So, nobody wants to help me furnish my secretary?



It's a roll top desk with glass doors above three shelves in height. About seven foot.

Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 09:04 PM (mMMjw)


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One of those $15 gun magnets that you can attach with screws to the underside of tables and such. Those things are great for keeping your social tools close at hand.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 21, 2018 09:09 PM (ks6bw)

332 329 Shoe trees ???
Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at January 21, 2018 09:08 PM (4u7kU)


You didn't think Crocs actually came from a factory, did you?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:09 PM (bb4h+)

Those come from ghey shoe trees.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 09:10 PM (NWiLs)

333 troy aikman wars crocs. everywhere.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

334 Moron Robbie,
Allen Edmond shoes. They make great shoes that look good and last. Look for them on sale since they're pricey. Allenedmonds.com.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 21, 2018 09:10 PM (kufk0)

335 317 308 So, nobody wants to help me furnish my secretary?


I suggest a nice collection of Kangxi blue and white

Posted by: spfa saver at January 21, 2018 09:10 PM (4u7kU)

336 279 I would love a home improvement or home building thread.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:00 PM (TdMsT)

Ohhh, something right down my alley.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 21, 2018 09:10 PM (R5lpX)

337
I despise pantyhose with passion of a thousand burning suns.

Don't care too much for 'em on women, either.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 21, 2018 09:10 PM (8O3HH)

338 I like rose colored lipstick, very natural looking.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:08 PM (hMwEB)
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Me too! I usually go for very natural shades. I'm more of an eye person than a lipstick person.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:11 PM (kNasr)

339 Oh, yes, I do have a fashion statement. People paying good money so that can buy ripped jeans is ridiculous. Maybe this is a thing for young people, because I haven't seen anyone over 30 wear them, but it looks awful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2018 09:11 PM (8+Ozj)

340 ... and here I deleted my text because I thought "wool" was verboten.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 21, 2018 09:11 PM (fiGNd)

341 troy aikman wars crocs. everywhere.

Anyone who makes war on crocs can't be all bad.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 21, 2018 09:11 PM (IcT7t)

342 299 it cracks me up that, what, eight years later we still can't name b.l.a.z.e.r
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (6FqZa)


Explain.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:11 PM (TdMsT)

343 Nice job, Vikings. Way to go, ya filthy icebacks. With philly in the sb, I have to root for the pats.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 21, 2018 09:11 PM (gC2IV)

344 There is a woman at work, roughly my age, that refuses to go with the current look of T-shirts and jeans. She wears dresses or work suits - with either pants or skirts and almost always, a matching hat.

She really rocks the hat. Makes the rest of the women look like they are dressing for a concert.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 21, 2018 09:12 PM (tr2D7)

345 Here's some manly eye candy - dapper chaps! Not the assless kind:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/140807925819856170

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2018 09:12 PM (qJtVm)

346 Anyone who makes war on crocs can't be all bad.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned


Aye, Mate!

Posted by: Australian Python... at January 21, 2018 09:12 PM (AoK0a)

347 LOL at this

https://twitter.com/PhillyPolice/status/955258377088757760

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:12 PM (hMwEB)

348 Allen Edmond shoes. They make great shoes that look good and last. Look for them on sale since they're pricey. Allenedmonds.com.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 21, 2018 09:10 PM (kufk0)

I actually have two pairs of these shoes that I bought 30 years ago. And they look like new. And they were not cheap then.

Posted by: spfa saver at January 21, 2018 09:12 PM (4u7kU)

349 Did you see the news story where the city of Philadelphia is putting grease on light poles to keep fans from climbing them if the Eagles win?

What's the deal -- are they afraid if some idiot falls and kills or injures himself he'll sue the city and get a multi-million dollar payout?
Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 09:04 PM (BiLU+)

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I was in Philly the night they won the World Series in 2007, staying right by the Capitol complex. They burned 2 cars to "celebrate".

Those people are not right.

Posted by: Speed Racer at January 21, 2018 09:12 PM (f2qNt)

350 328 I refuse to wear Skinny jeans. I have seen no one that looks good in them. No one. Not even models.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 21, 2018 09:09 PM (obTcf)


I like them with boots.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:13 PM (TdMsT)

351 Fen, I hate that ripped jean thing too. I just don't get it. I've thrown away jeans that are ripped less than the ones they sell.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:13 PM (kNasr)

352 I am, but that red is too dark. I don't wear red often, but when I do it is a lighter red, and even then I feel conspicuous!
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:06 PM


Have you considered sox of a different color?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2018 09:13 PM (DMUuz)

353 343; i'm rooting for smod. maybe, i'll never hear about brady again. or, tony romo.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:13 PM (KP5rU)

354 Allen Edmond shoes. They make great shoes that look good and last. Look for them on sale since they're pricey. Allenedmonds.com.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 21, 2018 09:10 PM (kufk0)


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Thanks. I looked at them recently. Good to hear they're worth considering.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 21, 2018 09:13 PM (ks6bw)

355 344 I admire her for that!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:13 PM (hMwEB)

356 I misspelled my sock

Posted by: spfa saver at January 21, 2018 09:13 PM (4u7kU)

357 I'd trust Fen with Men's Fashion ... maybe she'll put together a set of Old Dude Garanimals Tags for me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 21, 2018 09:14 PM (fiGNd)

358 I suggest a nice collection of Kangxi blue and white
Posted by: spfa saver at January 21, 2018 09:10 PM (4u7kU)

Seems a bit plain. Perhaps some Wedgwood Fairyland Lustre.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 21, 2018 09:14 PM (tMFgx)

359 Geez, one thread with some classy pics, and no bubble butts, duck lips, silicon ballon boobs, or...whatever... and you guys go limp. Just sayin...

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 21, 2018 09:14 PM (obTcf)

360 It's really amazing how much more smoothly life goes with a button down and a bl[a]zer. Every interaction, every store, everywhere is noticeably different.

I sometimes think people aren't sure if you're the boss or not
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 21, 2018 09:01 PM (ks6bw)


I prefer to fly in a suit and tie over t-shirt and jeans. It's usually a little more comfortable (finer material, plus layers to warm up or cool down) and you get treated better.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2018 09:15 PM (Tnhbr)

361 306 I need real-world input into dress shoes, probably wingtips, that are comfortable, well made, comfortable, long lasting, and comfortable. Wouldn't be worn daily. Intermittent Sundays and special occasions. Budget of $150 or so, but I'd spend a bit more for something special. That budget accounts for me buying a black pair and a similar, although probably not exact, brown pair if I end up liking them and the way they fit.

I apparently have Clarks shaped feet for things like this, which seems to be wide but not wide enough to need to buy the official wide.

I slip around too much to have anything with the slick leather soles, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January

Look at the brand ecco, they have a nice selection of men’s shoes that are very comfortable and not too narrow. The Minneapolis is a nice slip on the Faro is a nice tie up shoe. Order thru Nordstrom, their shipping is free and so are returns

Posted by: Cheriebebe at January 21, 2018 09:15 PM (DAdSz)

362 299 it cracks me up that, what, eight years later we still can't name b.l.a.z.e.r
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (6FqZa)


Explain.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:11 PM (TdMsT)



Bl*azer is the Hatshepsut of the HQ.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:15 PM (bb4h+)

363 Shutdown update: No vote tonight. Earliest cloture vote is Noon ET Monday. Just now on C-SPAN 2.

Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2018 09:15 PM (AMIL/)

364 >> Ladyl, how old are you if I may ask?

That is a question one never asks, Stevearino.

I saw you post again, I think, so I'm glad you're still alive. I wouldn't try that again, though.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 21, 2018 09:15 PM (8O3HH)

365 356 I misspelled my sock
Posted by: spfa saver at January 21, 2018 09:13 PM (4u7kU)


Don't you hate when you do that?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:16 PM (TdMsT)

366 Have you considered sox of a different color?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2018 09:13 PM (DMUuz)
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Never! Red is one of my favorite colors to wear, actually - just not so much in lipstick.

Pin-striped lipstick would be abominable.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:16 PM (kNasr)

367 publius, yeah, I thought about that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 09:16 PM (eMKNe)

368 Bl*azer is the Hatshepsut of the HQ.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:15 PM (bb4h+)


Oh ... screw that. Sc**gD*g should be outlawed. If Outlawed has any meaning.

Ban that bastard. Again !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 21, 2018 09:17 PM (fiGNd)

369 And shoe trees really do make your shoes last longer and keep their shape.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 21, 2018 09:17 PM (kufk0)

370 I like them with boots.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:13 PM (TdMsT)

Just not high heels. There's nothing more gauche than jeans with heels. Men or women !!

Posted by: spfa saver at January 21, 2018 09:17 PM (4u7kU)

371
Bl*azer is the Hatshepsut of the HQ.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:15 PM (bb4h+)
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Fake beard?

Or, stricken from all historical and pharaonic records, all monuments, all buildings?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2018 09:18 PM (qJtVm)

372 PS to my 363: McConnell proposed a cloture vote at 10 pm ET tonight. Schumer objected, McConnell then proposed Noon ET Monday. No objections.

Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2018 09:18 PM (AMIL/)

373 What's with the women's jeans with the sequins or embroidery all over the seat? Seems like all the women in our office wear them. Not that I'm complaining because most of them are easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 21, 2018 09:18 PM (R5lpX)

374 Just not high heels. There's nothing more gauche than jeans with heels. Men or women !!
Posted by: spfa saver at January 21, 2018 09:17 PM (4u7kU)



Gauche? Is that related to pastiche?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:18 PM (bb4h+)

375 Oh, yes, I do have a fashion statement. People
paying good money so that can buy ripped jeans is ridiculous. Maybe this
is a thing for young people, because I haven't seen anyone over 30 wear
them, but it looks awful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2018 09:11 PM (8+Ozj)


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The one that gets me is the hat trend of having fake "worn" spots on the bill where people who have managed to keep up with a favorite hat for a decade or so will have grabbed it with the thumb and finger at the same spot a few thousand times.

I've got a hat like that. It looks like garbage, but I love it. I doubt any hat old enough to have a worn spot on the bill is going to be presentable enough to wear if you're not fishing or hunting.

Plus, some things need to be earned. That's what makes them special and/or favorites.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 21, 2018 09:19 PM (ks6bw)

376 363 Shutdown update: No vote tonight. Earliest cloture vote is Noon ET Monday. Just now on C-SPAN 2.
Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2018 09:15 PM (AMIL/)
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I have to go in tomorrow so that I can be told to go home.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2018 09:19 PM (qJtVm)

377 Or, stricken from all historical and pharaonic records, all monuments, all buildings?

==

isn't that Akhenaton?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:19 PM (hMwEB)

378 I've been working on cleaning out my closet this week-end. Tossing the stuff that looks awful on me, is out of style, or I know I will never wear it again.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 09:19 PM (7DwnJ)

379 So, nobody wants to help me furnish my secretary?

A good, hard rub with lemon oil might help ...

Posted by: Adriane the Dessert Topping Critic ... at January 21, 2018 09:19 PM (AoK0a)

380 369 And shoe trees really do make your shoes last longer and keep their shape.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 21, 2018 09:17 PM (kufk0)

Well yeah, cause when you got dim trees in there ya cant wear ya shoes

Posted by: sofa saver at January 21, 2018 09:19 PM (4u7kU)

381 We've devolved to this?

Really, CBD?

*meh*

I understand the "chicks" aspect of it. I really do. I listened to "hair Metal" in the Eighties because that's where the chicks were.

...ah, well. I forgive you, you sweetened bastard.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:20 PM (Ckg4U)

382 I've been known to wear wedges with *gasp* skinny jeans and I'm not a size 2.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 21, 2018 09:20 PM (kufk0)

383 isn't that Akhenaton?

Gesundheit.

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2018 09:20 PM (gz5SW)

384 342 299 it cracks me up that, what, eight years later we still can't name b.l.a.z.e.r
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (6FqZa)


Explain.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:11 PM (TdMsT)


Before my time, but I understand there are some personages that are not only banned, but even referring to them is disallowed.

So, the offending names are now in the site code. I understand you may get autobanned if you mention them in a comment.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 21, 2018 09:20 PM (di1hb)

385 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:20 PM (Ckg4U)

So ... how do you feel about a wool jacket whose name is banned ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 21, 2018 09:21 PM (fiGNd)

386 From Breitart:

The White House voicemail has been changed to:

"Government Closed Because Democrats Holding Military Funding 'Hostage' over Immigration Debate"

LOL Trump is the world champion troll.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 21, 2018 09:21 PM (HiDrR)

387 What's with the women's jeans with the sequins or embroidery all over the seat? Seems like all the women in our office wear them. Not that I'm complaining because most of them are easy on the eyes.

It's a trend that will end at some time, although I own a few pair and love them but found out best not to wear them while seated at the dining room table. Leather seats. Didn't like the sequins much. Puncture wound. Fatal.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2018 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

388 Sad, but still preferable to immigration, given our current policies:

https://tinyurl.com/y733ddwx

Japan has similar stories, but they ain't budging.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2018 09:21 PM (/qEW2)

389 "I've been known to wear wedges with *gasp* skinny jeans and I'm not a size 2."
-Posted by: lin-duh at January 21, 2018 09:20 PM (kufk0)

Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:21 PM (Ckg4U)

390 I spent most of the day moving the world's heaviest furniture with a friend. Victorian pieces with marble tops, etc. We were dressed for the job: old sweats, ratty tee shirts, work boots. Cheap booze in a paper bag would have completed the look nicely.

That is my fashion statement for today.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:21 PM (TdMsT)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2018 09:21 PM (wYseH)

392 Look at the brand ecco, they have a nice selection of men#8217;s shoes that are very comfortable and not too narrow.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at January 21, 2018 09:15 PM (DAdSz)

That's what I am wearing right now.

The downside is that they can't be resoled. So for a really good pair of men's shoes you have to spend...a lot!

Allen Edmunds.
Testoni.
Church's.
Bruno Magli.

They can be resoled and repaired, so in reality they are not nearly as expensive as they seem.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2018 09:22 PM (wYseH)

393 Ripped jeans were atrocious, still some girls with them even today.

Posted by: IC at January 21, 2018 09:22 PM (XQXF4)

394 391 Absolutely agree!!!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:22 PM (hMwEB)

395 The White House voicemail has been changed to:

"Government Closed Because Democrats Holding Military Funding 'Hostage' over Immigration Debate"

LOL Trump is the world champion troll.



"If your call is an emergency, press "S" for Schumer."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:22 PM (bb4h+)

396 Heels with slacks look more polished.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 09:22 PM (7DwnJ)

397 Gauche? Is that related to pastiche?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:18 PM (bb4h+)

Yes

Posted by: sofa saver at January 21, 2018 09:22 PM (4u7kU)

398 381; Slap too? I'm a voice in the wilderness. Oh well,at least I'm not watching football.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

399 Pastiche is an ice cream flavor.
Gauche is a type of non-vulcanized rubber.

Anything else I can help you with today?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2018 09:23 PM (2K6fY)

400 Heels with slacks look more polished.

I love that look but sadly can't wear heels anymore.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2018 09:23 PM (dUJdY)

401 "So ... how do you feel about a wool jacket whose name is banned ?"
-Posted by: ScoggDog at January 21, 2018 09:21 PM (fiGNd)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:23 PM (Ckg4U)

402 You guys picking up any fashion tips?

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2018 09:23 PM (aC6Sd)

403 I can only wear wedges and the big chunky heels...so wedges for the win.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 21, 2018 09:24 PM (kufk0)

404 153 Ladyl, how old are you if I may ask?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:39 PM (eMKNe)


She's 28 and a half. But doesn't look a day over 26.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 21, 2018 09:24 PM (di1hb)

405 >> We've devolved to this?

Really, CBD?

--------------------------

Listen they put up with our...proclivities, so we can let them have their own fun every once and a while.

I mean, if they can put up with my perving on just about anything and everything, I can't say anything.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 21, 2018 09:24 PM (8O3HH)

406 386 From Breitart:

The White House voicemail has been changed to:

"Government Closed Because Democrats Holding Military Funding 'Hostage' over Immigration Debate"

LOL Trump is the world champion troll.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 21, 2018 09:21 PM (HiDrR)

Yup... and this is one even the MSM can't throw to the Dems... even though they are really trying.

The Dems ARE putting Illegals, people who have committed CRIMES, above us citizens.

Posted by: Don Q., Philosophizer at January 21, 2018 09:24 PM (NgKpN)

407 I had a pastiche muffin from an Ingles once. Huge chunks of sugar on the top and everything. It was really good once you got past the green color.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 21, 2018 09:25 PM (ks6bw)

408 Did you see the news story where the city of Philadelphia is putting grease on light poles to keep fans from climbing them if the Eagles win?

What's the deal -- are they afraid if some idiot falls and kills or injures himself he'll sue the city and get a multi-million dollar payout?

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2018 09:04 PM (BiLU+)


========

Yeah, saw that. I would think that would only be justified if people in the past had been injured or killed.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2018 09:25 PM (/qEW2)

409 CBD, time for a new thread. The fellas are getting bored.
Something with moar testosterone.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 09:25 PM (7DwnJ)

410 isn't ecco the one that only makes shoes from cows that die of natural causes?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 09:25 PM (MTjB1)

411 Gauche actually means "left" in French, which is the opposite of "droite" which means right.

I'm not sure how "left" came to mean "tacky" though.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:25 PM (bb4h+)

412 not wearing a b l a z e r on the plane but I wonder if a classy looking scarf might give an equivalent effect

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:25 PM (hMwEB)

413 391
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2018 09:21 PM (wYseH)
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We've left you speechless, I see.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:25 PM (kNasr)

414 "Slap too? I'm a voice in the wilderness. Oh well,at least I'm not watching football."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

I'm forgiving. It is in my nature.

Stupid Bible.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:25 PM (Ckg4U)

415 Hmm. The majority of broads I see wearing yoga-type pants have no business wearing them.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
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as a younger female acquaintance of mine is fond of saying, "Spandex is a privilege, not a right."

the corollary is that, "just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should actually wear it, let alone out in public."

some harridan on Twitter awhile back totally lost it when i mentioned that while it's awesome she had such a strong body image, she really ought to consider that not everyone around her would have the corresponding strong stomach.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 21, 2018 09:25 PM (xsabZ)

416 Nite everyone, I'm gonna watch Philly go insane.

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2018 09:26 PM (gz5SW)

417 I'm not sure how "left" came to mean "tacky" though.

==

have you seen the Left?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:26 PM (hMwEB)

418 You guys picking up any fashion tips?
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2018 09:23 PM (aC6Sd)



I understand my Member's Only jacket isn't cool anymore.

*sigh*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:26 PM (bb4h+)

419 Not fashion

And while I think Audrey Hepburn was very elegant and a fine actress in other films, I think she was miscast in "Breakfast at Tiffany. I never found her background believable, but I enjoy the film. This guy has an interesting take on it:

https://tinyurl.com/y8pqk6nr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2018 09:26 PM (8+Ozj)

420 Red lipstick should never be worn after Labor Day.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 21, 2018 09:26 PM (jeefx)

421 The downside is that they can't be resoled. So for a really good pair of men's shoes you have to spend...a lot!

Allen Edmunds.
Testoni.
Church's.
Bruno Magli.

They can be resoled and repaired, so in reality they are not nearly as expensive as they seem.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January




some of them have the inhouse recrafting service which is very nice.


Yes, Church's are as expensive as they seem.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 09:27 PM (MTjB1)

422 390 I spent most of the day moving the world's heaviest furniture with a friend. Victorian pieces with marble tops, etc. We were dressed for the job: old sweats, ratty tee shirts, work boots. Cheap booze in a paper bag would have completed the look nicely.

That is my fashion statement for today.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:21 PM (TdMsT)


That actually sounds kind of hawt.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2018 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

423 I'm good. I don't need a new thread. There were guns below, so we've had out R.D.A. of 'Manly'.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:27 PM (Ckg4U)

424 Truman Capote had Marilyn Monroe in mind when he wrote Breakfast at Tiffany's. Both he and Audrey Hepburn thought she was miscast.

But she brought a sense of almost regal dignity to the role that made it heart breaking.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2018 09:27 PM (pV/54)

425
But the gigantic pink bow on the bum just took the cake.


Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 08:41 PM (kNasr)

My wedding dress had a butt bow! But I loved it. Oyster silk with a high boat neck in front and then a v-shaped plunge in the back leading to a row of pearl buttons and the bow at the base of the spine. The buttons to hold up my train were hidden under the bow so it looked like an old-fashioned bustle when all the material with the lace and crystals was brought up for the reception. It was really beautiful. I loved that dress. Then I had it hacked up to make my children's equally beautiful christening clothes.

Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2018 09:27 PM (XoAz8)

426 votermom, when I have a long flight I always bring a large scarf. Not only does it look nice, I can wrap it around me like a blanket. Flights get cold!

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:27 PM (kNasr)

427 Give me a girl in a tank top and jean cutoffs driving a jeep, any day

Posted by: sofa saver at January 21, 2018 09:27 PM (4u7kU)

428 not wearing a b l a z e r on the plane but I wonder if a classy looking scarf might give an equivalent effect
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January




no

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 09:27 PM (MTjB1)

429 Everybody knows it was Muslims that discovered Plymouth Rock. Long before Europeans stole their designs for sailing ships and killed all their trees.

Posted by: Ripley at January 21, 2018 09:27 PM (NbRJx)

430 maybe they will burn philly down. give it a detroit look. wouldn't bother me. youins.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:28 PM (KP5rU)

431 Blue eyeliner is for the ladies of the night.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 21, 2018 09:28 PM (jeefx)

432 Well, I've heard that a new post category that gets over 400 comments on its first go round becomes a weekly feature.

It might be a law, I don't know.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 21, 2018 09:28 PM (R5lpX)

433 G'Night, JT.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:28 PM (Ckg4U)

434 If I went bare legged to a wedding, church or a funeral, my mother woukd rise out of the grave and slap me silly. Then I woukd just have to bury her again.

Posted by: Abby at January 21, 2018 09:28 PM (rNiRH)

435 It's bad for me but I do love my high heels...no more stilettos though. Sigh. Can't manage that anymore.

Posted by: IC at January 21, 2018 09:28 PM (XQXF4)

436 413 391
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 21, 2018 09:21 PM (wYseH)
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We've left you speechless, I see.
Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:25 PM (kNasr)


Man's comments were a Literary Tour De Force.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 21, 2018 09:28 PM (fiGNd)

437

Dan Rather Launching Weekly Show With Progressive Outlet The Young Turks Network

https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=371933

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2018 09:28 PM (IqV8l)

438 CBD I think it’s more related to the type of sole the shoe has. Hubs recently had his eccos re-heeled. Some of those slip on Bruno Magli that sole I don’t think can be re-done.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at January 21, 2018 09:29 PM (DAdSz)

439 These are the topics Patrick Bateman should comment on.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 21, 2018 09:29 PM (jeefx)

440 no
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 09:27 PM (MTjB1)

I guess I'll just have to settle for the face mask doing the trick then

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:29 PM (hMwEB)

441 as a younger female acquaintance of mine is fond of saying, "Spandex is a privilege, not a right."


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 21, 2018 09:25 PM (xsabZ)

Which is a line from the movie... 'Hackers'....

LOL

Posted by: Don Q., Philosophizer at January 21, 2018 09:29 PM (NgKpN)

442 422 390 I spent most of the day moving the world's heaviest furniture with a friend. Victorian pieces with marble tops, etc. We were dressed for the job: old sweats, ratty tee shirts, work boots. Cheap booze in a paper bag would have completed the look nicely.

That is my fashion statement for today.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:21 PM (TdMsT)

That actually sounds kind of hawt.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2018 09:27 PM (sdi6R)


It was actually kind of pathetic!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

443 427: newsletter? with photos?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:29 PM (KP5rU)

444 Apparently women wearing high heel and crushing puppies to death on film is a real subculture.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 21, 2018 09:30 PM (jeefx)

445 Red lipstick should never be worn after Labor Day.
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 21, 2018 09:26 PM (jeefx)


Occupational Hazard ...

Posted by: Peter North at January 21, 2018 09:30 PM (fiGNd)

446 It was really beautiful. I loved that dress. Then I had it hacked up to make my children's equally beautiful christening clothes.

Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2018 09:27 PM (XoAz
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That is a wonderful idea! I hope your kids use them for their kids too.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:30 PM (kNasr)

447 My advice for folks in western Kansas or eastern Colorado is to stay where you are. I just took an hour to drive 12 miles from my brothers house to mine. Visibility is often nonexistent.

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Posted by: irright at January 21, 2018 09:30 PM (RVcmP)

448 412 not wearing a b l a z e r on the plane but I wonder if a classy looking scarf might give an equivalent effect
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:25 PM (hMwEB)

Add a leather flying cap and goggles to complete the look.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 09:30 PM (NWiLs)

449 "I understand my Member's Only jacket isn't cool anymore."
*sigh*
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:26 PM (bb4h+)

You're the last Member.

Tip Your veal and try the waitresses.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:30 PM (Ckg4U)

450 I guess I'll just have to settle for the face mask doing the trick then
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January









Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 09:30 PM (MTjB1)

451 Add a leather flying cap and goggles to complete the look.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 09:30 PM (NWiLs)


LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:31 PM (bb4h+)

452 It's difficult to find appropriate clothing after a certain age. Most stores cater to female urban youth, and the stuff for more mature women is hideous.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 09:31 PM (7DwnJ)

453
Heels should be relegated to "play time" only. I've mentioned before, I had a couple of aunts who were snappy dressers, always dressed to the nines.

Their feet were a mess in their golden years. I mean just deformed looking. And they didn't wear 'em all that high.

I remember they say that "wedges" (whatever that actually is, I think I know, but am not sure) is the least bad of them all. But still bad.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 21, 2018 09:31 PM (8O3HH)

454 Appeal on Malvo case to be heard this week. https://tinyurl.com/ybydkr8n

I hope they let him rot. Ideally they'd dispatch him so that he can be with his butt buddy in paradise.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2018 09:31 PM (/qEW2)

455 yeah the members only jacket was the shooting star of fashion.


Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 09:32 PM (MTjB1)

456 Twenty pounds of cottage cheese in a ten pound sack. That describes half the women I see out walking around. I swear I have no idea how some of those gals managed to stuff their fat butts into those stretch legging things. I fully expect the leggings to explode the first time one of those gals takes a breath.

Now, I will be the first to admit I am no fashion model. Never have been; never will be. I am the ultimate apple -- a very, very round apple. But I try very hard to wear clothes that match my size rather than cram myself into something at least two sizes too small.I

Worst fashion trend? Foot wear. Stilettos make my feet and back hurt just looking at them. And those hideous platform shoes. I've seen them come and go a couple of times, each time higher and uglier than the last.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 21, 2018 09:32 PM (90rds)

457 Everyone should have at least one lbd.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 21, 2018 09:32 PM (yScAF)

458 404 153 Ladyl, how old are you if I may ask?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 08:39 PM (eMKNe)

She's 28 and a half. But doesn't look a day over 26.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 21, 2018 09:24 PM (di1hb)


Now--you know better!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:32 PM (TdMsT)

459 I'm not sure how "left" came to mean "tacky" though.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:25 PM (bb4h+)

I think it comes from the fact that a bunch of tacky crap is located on the left bank of the Seine

Posted by: sofa saver at January 21, 2018 09:32 PM (4u7kU)

460 402
You guys picking up any fashion tips?

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2018 09:23 PM (aC6Sd)


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The best one was from an 'ette in another thread: Look at how Cary Grant and Fred Astaire dressed, and try to do the same.

It's not bad advice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 21, 2018 09:33 PM (ks6bw)

461 Add a leather flying cap and goggles to complete the look.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 09:30 PM (NWiLs)

I would rock that look

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:33 PM (hMwEB)

462

"So ... how do you feel about a wool jacket whose name is banned ?"

Don't pee on my pea coat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2018 09:33 PM (IqV8l)

463 427 Give me a girl in a tank top and jean cutoffs driving a jeep, any day
Posted by: sofa saver at January 21, 2018 09:27 PM (4u7kU)

short skirt.... and a lonngggg jacket....

Posted by: Don Q., Philosophizer at January 21, 2018 09:33 PM (NgKpN)

464 261 Also, as stupid as it sounds, pray for my parents' dog. She was attacked at a dog park yesterday. Tore up her nose and eye, but they think she'll be able to keep the eye.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (/o9Qk)

Hope she gets well. I've never seen a dog park, much less brought my pups, but I'd be on edge that would happen. Bet your folks were terrified. May she fully recover.

Posted by: RustyG at January 21, 2018 09:33 PM (1Mft0)

465 C'mon, qdpsteve. That's a General Rule, Brother.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:33 PM (Ckg4U)

466 Heels should be relegated to "play time" only. I've mentioned before, I had a couple of aunts who were snappy dressers, always dressed to the nines.

Their feet were a mess in their golden years. I mean just deformed looking. And they didn't wear 'em all that high.

I remember they say that "wedges" (whatever that actually is, I think I know, but am not sure) is the least bad of them all. But still bad.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 21, 2018 09:31 PM (8O3HH)


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So what you're trying to say is you're Chinese?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2018 09:33 PM (/qEW2)

467 The best one was from an 'ette in another thread: Look at how Cary Grant and Fred Astaire dressed, and try to do the same.

It's not bad advice.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January




brooks brothers

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 09:33 PM (MTjB1)

468 Worst fashion trend? Foot wear. Stilettos make my feet and back hurt just looking at them. And those hideous platform shoes. I've seen them come and go a couple of times, each time higher and uglier than the last.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 21, 2018 09:32 PM (90rds)

When I see a woman in high heels, I think "sucker"

Posted by: sofa saver at January 21, 2018 09:34 PM (4u7kU)

469 This was very nice of you, CBD. Thank you. I'm sure we've given you lots of good ideas for the next one.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:34 PM (kNasr)

470 Rockport make a good soft sole shoe.

Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 09:35 PM (mMMjw)

471 I've always liked haute cooter.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 09:35 PM (NWiLs)

472 I'm sorry that happened, Dangergirl.

Prayers up for the pup.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:35 PM (Ckg4U)

473 384 342 299 it cracks me up that, what, eight years later we still can't name b.l.a.z.e.r
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2018 09:03 PM (6FqZa)


Explain.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:11 PM (TdMsT)

Before my time, but I understand there are some personages that are not only banned, but even referring to them is disallowed.

So, the offending names are now in the site code. I understand you may get autobanned if you mention them in a comment.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 21, 2018 09:20 PM (di1hb)


Thank you, IMG!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:35 PM (TdMsT)

474 I can hear people whooping and hollering and shooting off fireworks outside, so I assume the football game went well.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2018 09:36 PM (sdi6R)

475 I can say that I was one of the first that brought back straight leg jeans back to my high school. I could never stand bell bottoms or flairs. I wore the flairs but said hell with it and started wearing the straight legs with a slight roll of the cuff at the bottom like the 50's.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 21, 2018 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

476 >> So what you're trying to say is you're Chinese?

SO tell me about Chinese chicks. Are they any fun, IFYKWIM?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 21, 2018 09:36 PM (8O3HH)

477 This was very nice of you, CBD. Thank you. I'm sure we've given you lots of good ideas for the next one.


Yep. Pantyhose vs. spray tan could become the next longbow vs. crossbow fight on the blog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:36 PM (bb4h+)

478 Rockport make a good soft sole shoe.
Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 09:35 PM (mMMjw)

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Rockport i

Posted by: Speed Racer at January 21, 2018 09:36 PM (f2qNt)

479 It's difficult to find appropriate clothing after a certain age. Most stores cater to female urban youth, and the stuff for more mature women is hideous.

Coldwater Creek, if they're still around...

Posted by: Adriane the Fashion Critic ... at January 21, 2018 09:36 PM (AoK0a)

480 CBD, maybe you could combine two threads, by putting a picture of Scheming Schumer is some stupid outfit or McConnell in a ridiculous hat?. There was some "fashion" thing in the "NY Post" today with a woman that looked like she had collected every piece of garbage on the side of road and a designer had stuck it on an outfit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2018 09:36 PM (8+Ozj)

481 my dipshit super bowl prediction, zebras and pats +40 over philly. will be over in the first quarter. end of day, nobody gives a fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:37 PM (KP5rU)

482 474 I can hear people whooping and hollering and shooting off fireworks outside, so I assume the football game went well.
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2018 09:36 PM (sdi6R)

38 - 7

Foles was very classy when interviewed at the end, thanking God and praising the Vikings

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:37 PM (hMwEB)

483 Only thing I could add to a womens fashion thread is I feel for you gals wearing high heels, they look painful to me

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2018 09:37 PM (aC6Sd)

484 Yep. Pantyhose vs. spray tan could become the next longbow vs. crossbow fight on the blog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:36 PM (bb4h+)

Standard panty hose... vs Fishnets...

Posted by: Don Q., Philosophizer at January 21, 2018 09:37 PM (NgKpN)

485 It's difficult to find appropriate clothing after a certain age. Most stores cater to female urban youth, and the stuff for more mature women is hideous.


Well, 29 is really not that old.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:37 PM (bb4h+)

486 "but even referring to them is disallowed."

Like Voldemort?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2018 09:37 PM (pV/54)

487
That is a wonderful idea! I hope your kids use them for their kids too.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:30 PM (kNasr)

Me, too! I had them professionally cleaned and put in an heirloom box. I would love a grandbaby... Not likely for a while. Have to be content spoiling the great- nieces and nephews.

Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2018 09:37 PM (XoAz8)

488 >> I've always liked haute cooter.

Proper framing is nice.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 21, 2018 09:38 PM (8O3HH)

489 "Yep. Pantyhose vs. spray tan could become the next longbow vs. crossbow fight on the blog."
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:36 PM (bb4h+)

*HAH!*

ETTEFIGHT!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:38 PM (Ckg4U)

490 460 402
You guys picking up any fashion tips?

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2018 09:23 PM (aC6Sd)


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The best one was from an 'ette in another thread: Look at how Cary Grant and Fred Astaire dressed, and try to do the same.

It's not bad advice.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 21, 2018 09:33 PM (ks6bw)


I've always had a weakness for a man in jeans and a tee shirt--particularly if he has a great butt.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:38 PM (TdMsT)

491 Heh-high heels are dangerous! One tiny misstep and down you go!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at January 21, 2018 09:38 PM (DAdSz)

492
When I see a woman in high heels, I think "sucker"
Posted by: sofa saver


Is that what Monica wore?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2018 09:38 PM (IqV8l)

493 I've always liked haute cooter.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 09:35 PM (NWiLs)


Sir ... I salute you.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 21, 2018 09:39 PM (fiGNd)

494 Ladies,
Couple of wonderful finds at Trader Joe's

Blueberry and Açaí facial scrub. It looks and smells good enough to eat. Also, Shea Butter and Coconut Hair Mask. Lovely deep conditioner. I just love that store. There's always something new.

Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2018 09:39 PM (jm1YL)

495 ..not that the 'ettes couldn't weigh-in on crossbows.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:39 PM (Ckg4U)

496 NE vs. Phil SB how is that going to go?

Posted by: CM9000 at January 21, 2018 09:39 PM (9SvGI)

497 Also, as stupid as it sounds, pray for my parents' dog. She was attacked
at a dog park yesterday. Tore up her nose and eye, but they think
she'll be able to keep the eye.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 21, 2018 08:37 PM (/o9Qk)


---

Sorry to hear, DangerGirl. I had a border collie get attacked at one once. Went right for her throat. She was okay, but we worried that we were going to lose her until the vet got her all patched up.

Saved us a lot of time visiting the dog park after that, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 21, 2018 09:39 PM (ks6bw)

498 491; that's what elton john said.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:39 PM (KP5rU)

499 *standard disclaimer*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:39 PM (Ckg4U)

500 452 It's difficult to find appropriate clothing after a certain age. Most stores cater to female urban youth, and the stuff for more mature women is hideous.
Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 09:31 PM (7DwnJ)

This. It's ludicrous. So you end up going to Talbot's and spending a mint just to find something to wear to work.

Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2018 09:40 PM (XoAz8)

501 358 I suggest a nice collection of Kangxi blue and white
Posted by: spfa saver at January 21, 2018 09:10 PM (4u7kU)

Seems a bit plain. Perhaps some Wedgwood Fairyland Lustre.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 21, 2018 09:14 PM (tMFgx)

PAHLEESE

Posted by: sofa saver at January 21, 2018 09:40 PM (4u7kU)

502 489 "Yep. Pantyhose vs. spray tan could become the next longbow vs. crossbow fight on the blog."
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:36 PM (bb4h+)

*HAH!*

ETTEFIGHT!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:38 PM (Ckg4U)


All you need is good tanning lotion for your legs. I will stick my neck out and vote right now for tanning lotion!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:40 PM (TdMsT)

503
The best one was from an 'ette in another thread: Look at how Cary Grant and Fred Astaire dressed, and try to do the same.

It's not bad advice.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 21, 2018 09:33 PM (ks6bw)


I've always had a weakness for a man in jeans and a tee shirt--particularly if he has a great butt.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:38 PM (TdMsT)

There are some that are good looking enough, that they can wear anything...

There are others that need the help...

Posted by: Don Q., Philosophizer at January 21, 2018 09:40 PM (NgKpN)

504 Back in 2000, suspenders became a thing again. I've got 4 pair in my closet that I will likely never wear again.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 21, 2018 09:40 PM (2DOZq)

505 This. It's ludicrous. So you end up going to Talbot's and spending a mint just to find something to wear to work.
Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2018 09:40 PM (XoAz


Nudity is always an option ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 21, 2018 09:40 PM (fiGNd)

506 I think Marilyn Monroe was suggested to play Hepburn's part in Breakfast at Tiffany's. Wonder how she would have done, and how it would have changed her acting career, shortlived as it was.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (FQKBL)

507 "that's what elton john said."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:39 PM (KP5rU)

Dude wrote some kick-ass Rock N' Roll.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (Ckg4U)

508 Straight leg jeans and flared jeans look best on people.
They are the most flattering.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (obTcf)

509 I have to guess that Brady will outplay Foles.
It would take a miracle for the Eagles to win.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (hMwEB)

510 Blueberry and ??? facial scrub. It looks and smells good enough to eat. Also, Shea Butter and Coconut Hair Mask. Lovely deep conditioner. I just love that store. There's always something new.
Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2018 09:39 PM (jm1YL)
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That's it! Next CBD can do a makeup/skin care/hair care thread! There's a whole new world waiting for him to explore!


Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (kNasr)

511 I understand my Member's Only jacket isn't cool anymore.

*sigh*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:26 PM (bb4h+)

Sure it is.

Especially with OP items.

Posted by: Miklos, remembering, vaguely, the 80s at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (zCyNd)

512 Dangergirl: prayers for a swift recovery for your dog.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (TdMsT)

513 Gonna chime in regarding lady's fashion: The movie Pearl Harbor was, shall we say, uneven. But the women, all of them, were stunningly beautiful, and no small part of that was how they dressed. Granted, we are talking about good looking actresses, but there was something wonderful about how men and women used to clothe themselves. Feminine, masculine. But classy. I kind of like girls who do not have tattoos and daddy issues.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (bNbo2)

514 482
38 - 7

Foles was very classy when interviewed at the end, thanking God and praising the Vikings
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:37 PM (hMwEB)


It would be incredible if they win the Super Bowl with their second-string quarterback. Has that ever happened before?

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

515 What was the purpose of pantyhose? They don't offer that much insulation and they detract from the natural beauty of the leg.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

516 513 Gonna chime in regarding lady's fashion: The movie Pearl Harbor was, shall we say, uneven. But the women, all of them, were stunningly beautiful, and no small part of that was how they dressed. Granted, we are talking about good looking actresses, but there was something wonderful about how men and women used to clothe themselves. Feminine, masculine. But classy. I kind of like girls who do not have tattoos and daddy issues.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (bNbo2)

I'll take the daddy issues but no tats.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

517 510 Blueberry and ??? facial scrub. It looks and smells good enough to eat. Also, Shea Butter and Coconut Hair Mask. Lovely deep conditioner. I just love that store. There's always something new.
Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2018 09:39 PM (jm1YL)
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That's it! Next CBD can do a makeup/skin care/hair care thread! There's a whole new world waiting for him to explore!


Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (kNasr)


Yes!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:42 PM (TdMsT)

518 I've always had a weakness for a man in jeans and a tee shirt--particularly if he has a great butt.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:38 PM (TdMsT)



Go check out Grump928(C) . He's been bragging on his butt all afternoon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:42 PM (bb4h+)

519 507: Slap, wasn't that Bernie Taupin? I'm fucking ashamed I even know that. Just fuckin kill me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:43 PM (KP5rU)

520 That's it! Next CBD can do a makeup/skin care/hair care thread! There's a whole new world waiting for him to explore!


Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (Nasr)

CBD is now pounding his head repeatedly against his keyboard at the thought of that. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2018 09:43 PM (8+Ozj)

521 515 What was the purpose of pantyhose? They don't offer that much insulation and they detract from the natural beauty of the leg.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (/qEW2)


I think they made women feel safer

Posted by: sofa saver at January 21, 2018 09:43 PM (4u7kU)

522 452 It's difficult to find appropriate clothing after a certain age.

==

Ann Taylor has some stuff sometimes

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 21, 2018 09:43 PM (hMwEB)

523 518 I've always had a weakness for a man in jeans and a tee shirt--particularly if he has a great butt.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:38 PM (TdMsT)


Go check out Grump928(C) . He's been bragging on his butt all afternoon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:42 PM (bb4h+)

Boston butt from Assachusetts.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 09:43 PM (NWiLs)

524 i wear New Balance M 1540-V2's day to day, when i have shoes on at all...

15 4E

they are the only thing out there with total support for the sole of my feet, since i has NO arches. if my feet got any flatter, they would be convex.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 21, 2018 09:43 PM (xsabZ)

525 Feminine, masculine. But classy. I kind of like girls who do not have tattoos and daddy issues.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (bNbo2)

Yup.... I do online dating and that if the Lady has a visible tattoo?

Not interested...

Posted by: Don Q., Philosophizer at January 21, 2018 09:43 PM (NgKpN)

526 ''Blueberry and ??? facial scrub''

I typed Blueberry and Acai. I have no idea why it posted as it did.

Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2018 09:43 PM (jm1YL)

527 What was the purpose of pantyhose? They don't offer that much insulation and they detract from the natural beauty of the leg.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (/qEW2)
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They offer more insulation than bare legs do, not all of us have naturally beautiful legs, and I hate hate hate wearing dress shoes with bare feet, especially heels.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:44 PM (kNasr)

528 >> What was the purpose of pantyhose?

To piss me off.

Now, garters and stockings, that's proper "framing", indeed. "Suspenders" I believe is what the Brits call garter belts. I remember hearing one go on about stockings and suspenders, and I thought WTF? Oh. Yeah, baby! God save the Queen.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 21, 2018 09:44 PM (8O3HH)

529 Oh, and the cold shoulder look is my current fashion trend loathing. Off the shoulder= fine. Sleeveless = fine. Poking weird random holes in your sleeves = dopey.

Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2018 09:44 PM (XoAz8)

530 I haven't had any Northernlurker emails in awhile.

I'll send you his P.O. Box for an email.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:44 PM (Ckg4U)

531 I've always liked haute cooter.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 09:35 PM (NWiLs)

Sure beats pret-a-pooter.

Posted by: Miklos, fashion icon at January 21, 2018 09:44 PM (zCyNd)

532 524 i wear New Balance M 1540-V2's day to day, when i have shoes on at all...

15 4E

they are the only thing out there with total support for the sole of my feet, since i has NO arches. if my feet got any flatter, they would be convex.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 21, 2018 09:43 PM (xsabZ)

I found Sasquatch!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 09:44 PM (NWiLs)

533 Manning remains an active-duty soldier, albeit on excess leave and in a non-pay status while his appeal of a general court-martial for violating the Espionage Act and other orders is underway

... he needs permission to run for office

Posted by: SMOD at January 21, 2018 09:44 PM (e8kgV)

534 515 What was the purpose of pantyhose? They don't offer that much insulation and they detract from the natural beauty of the leg.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

I remember my mother was thrilled when pantyhose was invented because she didn't have to wear garters and stockings anymore.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 09:44 PM (7DwnJ)

535 Back in 2000, suspenders became a thing again. I've got 4 pair in my closet that I will likely never wear again.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 21, 2018 09:40 PM (2DOZq)



When I started practicing law in the 80s suspenders were teh hawt. But only the button kind; the metal clip-ons were for ambulance chasers.


I still have a bunch of them in my closet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:44 PM (bb4h+)

536
Suspenders: couture for wannabe alpha corporate top dogs. The kind that fire 15,000 people before Christmas, then award themselves big bonuses for a job well done. Six months later the company goes Chapter 11.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2018 09:44 PM (qIsmN)

537 Much as I hate how the game turned out, I really like Nick Foles. He's good people.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 21, 2018 09:45 PM (bNbo2)

538 What was the purpose of pantyhose? They don't offer that much insulation and they detract from the natural beauty of the leg.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (/qEW2)


When you ride a horse and you are wearing standard pants and low shoes, they act to keep your inside seam from rubbing the inside of your thigh and calf raw.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2018 09:45 PM (2K6fY)

539 CBD is now pounding his head repeatedly against his keyboard at the thought of that. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2018 09:43 PM (8+Ozj)
-----------

We'll find just the right concealer for him to cover up those bruises!

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:45 PM (kNasr)

540 491 Heh-high heels are dangerous! One tiny misstep and down you go!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at January 21, 2018 09:38 PM (DAdSz)
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Tell me about it!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2018 09:45 PM (qJtVm)

541 wear New Balance M 1540-V2's day to day, when i have shoes on at all...

15 4E

they are the only thing out there with total support for the sole of my feet, since i has NO arches. if my feet got any flatter, they would be convex.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January




well this may have not solved everything fashion but we know what nic bigfoot comments under.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 09:45 PM (MTjB1)

542 Great thing about my company being in Receivership and no new customers is every day is causal wear. I've saved a fortune on clothes this past decade.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 21, 2018 09:45 PM (2DOZq)

543 515 What was the purpose of pantyhose? They don't offer that much insulation and they detract from the natural beauty of the leg.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

What I dislike about them is the way your feet slip around in shoes, the fact that you feel like you've been sealed in a plastic bag, they run, and they don't stay up!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:45 PM (TdMsT)

544 Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:45 PM (Nasr)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2018 09:46 PM (8+Ozj)

545 515 What was the purpose of pantyhose? They don't offer that much
insulation and they detract from the natural beauty of the leg.


Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (/qEW2)
---
rumor has it that, if you are patrolling jungle swamps or deltas in a 3rd world shithole they will keep leeches off of your lower body and certain nasty creatures from entering your urethra or anal cavity.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 21, 2018 09:46 PM (xsabZ)

546 513 Gonna chime in regarding lady's fashion: The movie Pearl Harbor was, shall we say, uneven. But the women, all of them, were stunningly beautiful, and no small part of that was how they dressed. Granted, we are talking about good looking actresses, but there was something wonderful about how men and women used to clothe themselves. Feminine, masculine. But classy. I kind of like girls who do not have tattoos and daddy issues.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (bNbo2)


That's a good point. The leading lady (I don't remember her name) looked quite fetching in a 1941 swimsuit.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2018 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

547 486 "but even referring to them is disallowed."

Like Voldemort?
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2018 09:37 PM (pV/54)


Yeah, but with Spontaneous Commenter Combustion

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 21, 2018 09:46 PM (di1hb)

548 "Slap, wasn't that Bernie Taupin? I'm fucking ashamed I even know that. Just fuckin kill me."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:43 PM (KP5rU)

No fuckin' way I'm killing you, Brother.

Yeah... I think that's his name.

...but I still won't be found dead killing you.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:46 PM (Ckg4U)

549 When I started practicing law in the 80s suspenders were teh hawt. But only the button kind; the metal clip-ons were for ambulance chasers.


I still have a bunch of them in my closet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January




they look cool but they are a little impractical. especially in the men's room

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 09:46 PM (MTjB1)

550
They offer more insulation than bare legs do, not all of us have naturally beautiful legs, and I hate hate hate wearing dress shoes with bare feet, especially heels.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:44 PM (kNasr)

The, er, mature leg can use a little support around the knee area, I've heard. Not that I would know, being 29 and all.

Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2018 09:46 PM (XoAz8)

551 So, apparently, if asked to do what my Uncle did in France in 1943, I should keep the chocolate bars and gold coin, but lose the pantyhose?

Posted by: Miklos, bombardier in waiting at January 21, 2018 09:46 PM (zCyNd)

552 Uh-oh, somebody mentioned suspenders. Now Bander has to join in to remind us that gentlemen of style wear braces.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2018 09:47 PM (qJtVm)

553 Go check out Grump928(C) . He's been bragging on his butt all afternoon.


:-)

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2018 09:47 PM (WbIyz)

554 and they don't stay up!
Posted by: Ladyl
---
Well, quit running into good looking men in Ts and tight jeans with cute butts!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 21, 2018 09:47 PM (tr2D7)

555 473

Thank you, IMG!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:35 PM (TdMsT)


My pleasure, LadyL

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 21, 2018 09:47 PM (di1hb)

556 Oh and guys--please don't ever buy an item of clothing with epaulets.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:47 PM (TdMsT)

557 Pantyhose. I thought they were for liquor store robberies

Posted by: Could have been Obama's son at January 21, 2018 09:48 PM (2DOZq)

558 That's it! Next CBD can do a makeup/skin care/hair care thread! There's a whole new world waiting for him to explore!


Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (Nasr)

All come with a patented applicator!

Posted by: Miklos, couturier in waiting at January 21, 2018 09:48 PM (zCyNd)

559 Go check out Grump928(C) . He's been bragging on his butt all afternoon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:42 PM (bb4h+)


Iol
I have never heard of Boston Butt before and I giggled when I read it. Next week he'll be bragging about his Frank and Beans.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 21, 2018 09:48 PM (obTcf)

560 Nice! Mrs. NALNAMSAM approves.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 21, 2018 09:48 PM (+ldAm)

561 Oh, and the cold shoulder look is my current fashion trend loathing. Off the shoulder= fine. Sleeveless = fine. Poking weird random holes in your sleeves = dopey.
Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2018 09:44 PM (XoAz
-----------

I don't care for that look either. What I really would love to see come back are portrait collars. I think those are lovely.

A little hard to wear though - requires a strapless bra and those are awfully hard to find (good ones, that is).

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:48 PM (kNasr)

562 Oh and guys--please don't ever buy an item of clothing with epaulets.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:47 PM (TdMsT)


Wait. Wut?

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at January 21, 2018 09:48 PM (bb4h+)

563 556 Oh and guys--please don't ever buy an item of clothing with epaulets.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:47 PM (TdMsT)

Only when I become Generalissimo.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 21, 2018 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

564 well, every bit as bad as shirts with epaulets are shirts with epaulets and tiny useless pockets.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 21, 2018 09:48 PM (MTjB1)

565 Ladyl, if I was out of line for asking about your age, I apologize.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 09:49 PM (eMKNe)

566 Grump, we're past 500 (holy cow):

How did the pork belly turn out?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 21, 2018 09:49 PM (ks6bw)

567 I don't like to wear shoes either but I have spurs on my heels (jingle jangle jingle) so it's Dr. Sholes tennies. They have a big hole in the center of the sole at the heels.

Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 09:49 PM (mMMjw)

568 When I started practicing law in the 80s suspenders were teh hawt. But only the button kind; the metal clip-ons were for ambulance chasers.


I still have a bunch of them in my closet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:44 PM (bb4h+)

Ha ha, that brings me back. Suspenders and power suits with red ties!

Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2018 09:49 PM (XoAz8)

569 518 I've always had a weakness for a man in jeans and a tee shirt--particularly if he has a great butt.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:38 PM (TdMsT)

I wear jeans and t-shirts. But, I have that thing called Hank Hill Butt, or, frog butt.

It's all good, though, my bride still finds me fetching. Which is what matters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 21, 2018 09:49 PM (bNbo2)

570 458
Now--you know better!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:32 PM (TdMsT)


Heh.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 21, 2018 09:49 PM (di1hb)

571 If know we're still anti-NFL (as we should be) but since my husband no longer understands much of anything, he still takes pleasure from the Iggles. So, allow me to say, "Fly Eagles, Fly".

Posted by: jeannebodine at January 21, 2018 09:49 PM (Km7y2)

572 "Well, quit running into good looking men in Ts and tight jeans with cute butts!"
-Posted by: Tonypete at January 21, 2018 09:47 PM (tr2D7)

Lord, it's Hard to Be Humble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKWch_MNY0

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:50 PM (Ckg4U)

573 Sock suspenders holding up a guy's black socks are hilarious.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 21, 2018 09:50 PM (obTcf)

574 Pre-NOOD 8 7 6 5 4

Posted by: sofa saver at January 21, 2018 09:50 PM (4u7kU)

575 Pantyhose. I thought they were for liquor store robberies
Posted by: Could have been Obama's son at January 21, 2018 09:48 PM (2DOZq)



Pantyhose were a revolution in the hold-up industry because now you and your accomplice could wear a single pair, as long as you stayed close together.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:50 PM (bb4h+)

576 554 and they don't stay up!
Posted by: Ladyl
---
Well, quit running into good looking men in Ts and tight jeans with cute butts!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 21, 2018 09:47 PM (tr2D7)


I can't keep my eyes closed ALL the time!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:50 PM (TdMsT)

577 That's it! Next CBD can do a makeup/skin care/hair care thread! There's a whole new world waiting for him to explore!


Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (kNasr)
---
how to put on effective facial cammo paint patterns and then get all of it off in less than 3 days of trying.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 21, 2018 09:51 PM (xsabZ)

578 If know we're still anti-NFL (as we should be) but since my husband no longer understands much of anything, he still takes pleasure from the Iggles. So, allow me to say, "Fly Eagles, Fly".
Posted by: jeannebodine at January 21, 2018 09:49 PM (Km7y2)
---------

I think your husband should watch all the Iggles he wants. I saw your prayer request for him and I'll pray for both of you.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:51 PM (kNasr)

579 >> Oh and guys--please don't ever buy an item of clothing with epaulets.

Well, shoot, there goes my entire closet right there.

How do you feel about ascots? Capes? Leisure suits? All mixed together, I mean.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 21, 2018 09:51 PM (8O3HH)

580 Nick Foles should start studying Eli Manning film.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 21, 2018 09:52 PM (9SvGI)

581 556 Oh and guys--please don't ever buy an item of clothing with epaulets.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:47 PM (TdMsT)


What if you actually use the epaulets?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 21, 2018 09:52 PM (di1hb)

582 Grump, we're past 500 (holy cow):

How did the pork belly turn out?



Mrs928 thought it was too fatty as a main dish. I sliced some thin today and cooked it as bacon for her and she really liked that.

I liked it both ways.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2018 09:52 PM (WbIyz)

583 556 Oh and guys--please don't ever buy an item of clothing with epaulets.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:47 PM (TdMsT)


That's OK. I wasn't planning on becoming a dictator anyway.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2018 09:52 PM (sdi6R)

584 I'm sorry that I was late with the Prayer Requests.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:53 PM (Ckg4U)

585 Whoever did I eye makeup above did a beauteous job. Black mascara, eyeshadow that picks up the golden color of inner iris around the pupil. Eyeliner that matches the beautiful blue eye. Wish I were that talented.

Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2018 09:53 PM (jm1YL)

586 556 Oh and guys--please don't ever buy an item of clothing with epaulets.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2018 09:47 PM (TdMsT)

Screw you!

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at January 21, 2018 09:53 PM (2DOZq)

587 super bowl prediction from some asshole that could give a rats' ass. pats and zebras, 45, iggles, 13. bank it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:53 PM (KP5rU)

588 (545) So pantyhose will keep HR away from me? Too late.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 21, 2018 09:54 PM (RuIsu)

589 Tuna, I just wish I had no wrinkles around my eyes like that girl. I wish I had that photoshop ability built in.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2018 09:54 PM (kNasr)

590 "super bowl prediction from some asshole that could give a rats' ass. pats and zebras, 45, iggles, 13. bank it."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:53 PM (KP5rU)

The Fuck?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:54 PM (Ckg4U)

591 I'm just waiting for breeches to come back in style.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2018 09:55 PM (Tnhbr)

592 just curious: is anyone else noticing that Amazon is making it harder and harder to find items sold by other vendors or where fulfillment is NOT through Amazon?

it's getting to be a real PITA here.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 21, 2018 09:55 PM (xsabZ)

593 How do you feel about ascots? Capes? Leisure suits? All mixed together, I mean.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 21, 2018 09:51 PM (8O3HH)

5 inch pimp heels-it all comes together.

Posted by: Miklos, couturier in thought, if not practice at January 21, 2018 09:55 PM (zCyNd)

594 I'm late to this thread, waiting for a new one so I don't get willowed. How are ya, errybody?

Also, that first pic? I sooooo wish I could figure out how to do my own hair like that. So classy.

Posted by: April at January 21, 2018 09:55 PM (e8PP1)

595 Mrs928 thought it was too fatty as a main dish. I sliced some thin
today and cooked it as bacon for her and she really liked that.


---

That's similar to my impression when I'd made it. Glad you liked it, though.

I ended up putting some of mine in some beans to serve with cornbread. The smoked flavor was a nice addition.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 21, 2018 09:55 PM (ks6bw)

596 590: bank it. big time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:55 PM (KP5rU)

597 591 I'm just waiting for breeches to come back in style.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 21, 2018 09:55 PM (Tnhbr)

And Cod Pieces.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2018 09:56 PM (7DwnJ)

598 Thanks so much, bluebell, I appreciate. Anything that gives him pleasure is what I'm dedicated to providing to him.

Posted by: jeannebodine at January 21, 2018 09:56 PM (Km7y2)

599 Nood ONT.

Posted by: WASP Dreamer at January 21, 2018 09:56 PM (/RYJz)

600 Nood

Posted by: April at January 21, 2018 09:56 PM (e8PP1)

601 rumor has it that, if you are patrolling jungle swamps or deltas in a 3rd world shithole [pantyhose] will keep leeches off of your lower body and certain nasty creatures from entering your urethra or anal cavity.
Posted by: redc1c4


Well, there you go! Women, you *should* be wearing your pantyhose! It's for your own safety!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2018 09:56 PM (eMKNe)

602 "bank it. big time."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:55 PM (KP5rU)

Buy Bitcoin.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 21, 2018 09:56 PM (Ckg4U)

603 ONT is up

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 21, 2018 09:57 PM (qJtVm)

604 Whoever did I eye makeup above did a beauteous job. Black mascara, eyeshadow that picks up the golden color of inner iris around the pupil. Eyeliner that matches the beautiful blue eye. Wish I were that talented.
Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2018 09:53 PM (jm1YL)


I know. And look at those brows. Everything balanced and in proportion.

Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 21, 2018 09:57 PM (obTcf)

605 How do you feel about ascots? Capes? Leisure suits? All mixed together, I mean.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 21, 2018 09:51 PM (8O3HH)

5 inch pimp heels-it all comes together.



You need a '75 Cadillac Eldorado convertible to make this all work, preferably in maroon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2018 09:57 PM (bb4h+)

606 >> 5 inch pimp heels-it all comes together.

And a pimpmobile with fuzzy dice hanging from the
rear-view mirror.

And a feather boa. Big hat with a big feather in it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 21, 2018 09:57 PM (8O3HH)

607 What if you actually use the epaulets?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 21, 2018 09:52 PM (di1hb)

Can you epate les bourgeois with those?

Asking for some friends.

Posted by: Yer Pal, George Soros at January 21, 2018 09:57 PM (zCyNd)

608 I'm somewhat of a novice but I look for items fulfilled by Amazon.

Posted by: gNewt at January 21, 2018 09:58 PM (mMMjw)

609 587 super bowl prediction from some asshole that could give a rats' ass. pats and zebras, 45, iggles, 13. bank it.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:53 PM (KP5rU)`

Yup. As I said earlier, this was my last hurrah. 40 years a Vikings fan. Blech.

I might binge watch some show on Sooper Bowl Sundee, maybe Justified, maybe Stranger Things for the third time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 21, 2018 09:58 PM (bNbo2)

610 NOOD -ONT is up!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 21, 2018 09:59 PM (uDcBt)

611 I really hate it when women tell men how to dress

Posted by: Karl L at January 21, 2018 10:00 PM (4u7kU)

612 Post NOOD

Posted by: Preejac at January 21, 2018 10:01 PM (4u7kU)

613 ''Tuna, I just wish I had no wrinkles around my eyes like that girl. I wish I had that photoshop ability built in. ''

Indeed!

Posted by: Tuna at January 21, 2018 10:02 PM (jm1YL)

614 Pantyhose. I thought they were for liquor store robberies

Posted by: Could have been Obama's son at January 21, 2018 09:48 PM (2DOZq)



LOL.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2018 10:02 PM (/qEW2)

615 611 I really hate it when women tell men how to dress
Posted by: Karl L at January 21, 2018 10:00 PM (4u7kU)


I've told women how to undress ... a couple times.

Turnabout is fair play ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 21, 2018 10:06 PM (fiGNd)

616 596 590: bank it. big time.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2018 09:55 PM (KP5rU)


It actually wouldn't surprise me if the Super Bowl was rigged. Sad.

Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2018 10:08 PM (sdi6R)

617 It would be incredible if they win the Super Bowl with their second-string quarterback. Has that ever happened before?
Posted by: rickl at January 21, 2018 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

Doug Williams with the Redskins in SBXXII could be considered a backup, though he was chosen as the starter for the playoffs.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 21, 2018 10:09 PM (z79tQ)

618 Jeff Hostetler had started only two games in his seven years as a backup with the Giants but stepped in when Phil Simms got hurt late in the saeson, and led the Giants to a 20 to 19 "wide right" win over the Bills in 1991.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2018 10:48 PM (pV/54)

619 "615 611 I really hate it when women tell men how to dress
Posted by: Karl L at January 21, 2018 10:00 PM (4u7kU) "

See I disagree. If I didn't have women who tell me how to dress and I was left on my own to do my clothes, I think people would laugh at me.

Really, the only thing that comes to me naturally is a baggy white home spun shirt and a leather apron. I have the fashion sense of a 16th century peasant, anything past that has to come from someone else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2018 10:53 PM (V2Yro)

620 What is the first lady eating? She looks very fashionable while eating it, whatever it is. A pretzel or piece of calzone or something?

Posted by: Philip at January 22, 2018 10:06 AM (Y+Lpm)

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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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