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Interesting Point on #MeToo/The Aziz Azari Incident

The big lie of feminism, Faith Moore writes, is that men and women are exactly alike. Not just equal -- exactly alike.

Including as regards attitudes towards disposable, nigh-anonymous sex.

Which isn't true, of course, and leads to wild, hysterical accusations:

[I]t begins something like this: Men and women are exactly the same. And women have been oppressed. So anything typically "female" is just a sign of oppression.... So everyone should want to be more like men.

Which leads us to this: If everyone needs to act like men, everyone must feel the same way about sex that men do. So women should want to engage in random hookups and meaningless sex. So -- even though she consents -- if anything feels wrong about that, it must be the man's fault for making her feel violated since it can't be that meaningless sex isn’t actually what women want. So she must be a victim.

You have to add in the victimization fetish, and female supremacism -- you're always right, Girl, and he's always wrong -- but yeah, that's a pretty good point.

I don't have much clever to add, but I would make these two somewhat obvious points:

1. There is nothing a man and a woman can do alone in an apartment that they can't do in a public area, except for the one thing they can only do when alone.

If you want to talk, great, stay out together at a bar or coffee shop or desert cafe. If you want to watch a movie together, get this, go see a movie. You don't have to go into someone's apartment alone and "Netflix and Chill" to see a movie.

My point is, this girl went up to this guy's apartment. That doesn't mean she's consented to be sexually assaulted or anything like that, but it surely means she's consented to permitting him to try to persuade her to have sex.

Otherwise -- what is the point of being alone in an apartment with him? Again, there's nothing a man and a woman can do when they're alone that they can't do when they're out in public, except that one thing.

This wasn't an office or an interview situation. This was a date, which then proceeded to an upstairs invite, as Seinfeld would say.

What was her preconception of what a dude would try to do behind closed doors?

Again, not saying that this justifies sexual assault on anyone, but if you go into a situation where people usually Do The Sex you can't be astonished and hurt that the guy actually thinks you might want to Do The Sex.

2. That said, Azari seems to have been pretty aggressive.

3. But that said, she never left (at least until she did). I saw some people arguing that it's hard for a woman to say no. That she doesn't want to make a scene, or make the guy feel bad. Etc.

But she didn't have to do any of those things. She can just do what everyone in the world does: Yawn and say "I have to get up early tomorrow, I should get going."

No drama. Just end the date with a minimum of drama and fuss.

Again, yeah, Azari (per this account) seems to have been very insistent and persistent in his drive to get easy sex, but... at some point, did she not realize the end-game he had in mind? Why not just... leave?

I think this gets back to the Faith Moore's point -- it's because she didn't want easy, casual, nigh-anonymous sex. She actually hoped that this would be some kind of prelude to dating him or something, but she can't admit that -- not empowering! A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle! -- and she's conditioned to believe that Fun Frisky Sexy Feminists are always DTF, and she's a fun, frisky, sexy feminist.

So she counterfeits her actual desires to herself, and also, to Aziz Azari, who is not exactly insane for thinking a woman who comes up to his apartment and engages in making out and oral sex might be interested in sex, and, having pretended to be, against her own instincts, to be a Fun Frisky Sexy Feminist who's always DTF because that's So Empowering And Stuff, gives off "non-verbal cues" that she doesn't want to have sex while actually obliging (reluctantly, it seems) in oral sex and masturbation.

She's confused about what she wants, Aziz Azari is confused about what she wants (but pretty damn sure of what he wants), and feels hurt and used and treated like a causal sex object, more or less because she was treated like a casual sex object, and that's more or less because it's now become Industry Standard that Fun Frisky Sexy Feminists are supposed to be cool with being casual sex objects -- So Empowering! -- and alleged Feminist Allies like Aziz Azari have learned that too.

And if this leads to bad feelings and bruised emotions well, gotta be a man to blame.

Night! I'm sure there will be more twists and turns in the Shutdown soap-opera but I think it's likely we'll have a shutdown so I don't feel like waiting up for confirmation.

Another Vote:



Posted by: Ace at 08:32 PM




Comments

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1 Get a beer

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:29 PM (+Tibp)

2 Lotsa elbow room in here

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:30 PM (+Tibp)

3 rd

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (7DwnJ)

4 Or a bottle of single malt...

Posted by: Lone ranger at January 19, 2018 08:31 PM (24tKv)

5 Aziz! Fired!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:32 PM (xJa6I)

6 Wait, what's this movie called again???

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 08:32 PM (kufk0)

7 Men and women are exactly alike.

Posted by: Tucker's Rebecca at January 19, 2018 08:32 PM (Tyii7)

8 Is this the fingers down the throat thing?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:32 PM (WbIyz)

9 Couldn't happen to a better scumbag. War, you bastard.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (+Tibp)

10 I saw Do The Sex open for Styx in Seattle.

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (gEKlz)

11 The Mulvaney cockslap to the side of Acosta's mug today was beautiful.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (r9UYA)

12 Otherwise -- what is the point of being alone in an apartment with him?

I am usually looking for someone to wax the hardwood.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (Eu5eZ)

13 ZOMBIE EATERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNI3s5UsfXY

Posted by: FAITH NO MOORE at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (Eqkr2)

14 Aziz, LIGHT!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

15 Men and women are like two different species.

This feminist gal is an idiot.

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 08:34 PM (7DwnJ)

16 Persistence and alcohol are behind all my early successes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:34 PM (WbIyz)

17

Night! I'm sure there will be more twists and turns in the Shutdown soap-opera but I think it's likely we'll have a shutdown so I don't feel like waiting up for confirmation.
Posted by: Ace at 08:32 PM


It's a good thing it's warming up a bit. It won't be as bad when the power, gas and water get shut down at midnight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:34 PM (IqV8l)

18 I so want one of those posters or bumper stickers that has the #MeToo hash under an in-utero infant graphic.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 19, 2018 08:34 PM (U6f54)

19 16 Persistence and alcohol are behind all my early successes.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:34 PM (WbIyz)

Booze is like easy mode.

Thank God.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:34 PM (xJa6I)

20 Back in the day, if I got a girl to come back to my place it was game on. Rules were rules.

No complaints except for the level of sex expertise.

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:35 PM (+Tibp)

21 I'll get you next time Gadget!!!!!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 19, 2018 08:35 PM (8OMyt)

22 Is #MeToo still a thing?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 08:35 PM (r9UYA)

23 You can't behave like intimacy with you is a commodity rather than a gift and turn around and act surprised when the men upon whom you so easily bestow yourself treat you like a commodity in their turn.

Well, you CAN. But it's a little inconsistent.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 19, 2018 08:36 PM (JPRju)

24 Hmm, another one where I've never heard of the person. Not that it's central to ace's point.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 08:36 PM (QDnY+)

25 It's almost as if we are figuring out the orgin story of girls having cooties, the harm they can do, and how they spread.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 08:36 PM (jeefx)

26 Is #MeToo still a thing?
Posted by: Under Fire

Yeah, is #MeToo still a thing?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 19, 2018 08:36 PM (+Tibp)

27 If it wasn't for Vets, I'd say let the government shut down, burn up and fall over into a swamp.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:36 PM (xJa6I)

28 @RepBillFlores

I just finished reading the memo. It discusses corruption at the highest levels of the Obama DOJ/FBI. I support #releasethememo.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:37 PM (Enq6K)

29 Many young women dream of becoming an NFL fullback. It's only misogyny that prevents it from happening.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:37 PM (58eZn)

30 Jorge Ramos coming up on Tucker!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:37 PM (IqV8l)

31 Jorge Ramos coming up on TuCa

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 19, 2018 08:37 PM (+Tibp)

32 Hmm, another one where I've never heard of the person.


I google imaged him and didn't get a ping.

Sadly, this happens with a lot dominate culture people. I guess I don't watch the right shows.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (WbIyz)

33 It's a good thing it's warming up a bit. It won't be as bad when the power, gas and water get shut down at midnight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

It's the air getting shut off that worries me.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (5wCUq)

34
Otherwise -- what is the point of being alone in an apartment with him?








The pancakes, they called to her.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (eXA4G)

35 Aw shit, our old friend Jorge Ramos is about to get beaten down by Tucker up next.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (8OMyt)

36 It's almost as if the cure to cooties is taking away certain rights and privledges away from women and some men.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (jeefx)

37 >>29 Many young women dream of becoming an NFL fullback. It's only misogyny that prevents it from happening.

Not enough tracks

Posted by: Yound WOman Who Married A Train Station at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (r9UYA)

38
Ugh. Two dogs (Dan and Sonny) to wash tonight for the show tomorrow.

No energy, no enthusiasm, nothing in it for me. Except staying out of trouble for another day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (YHY0x)

39 'What was her preconception of what a dude would try to do behind closed doors?'

Show her his action figure collection?

Posted by: New world man at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (UdKB7)

40 @RepBillFlores



I just finished reading the memo. It discusses corruption at the highest levels of the Obama DOJ/FBI. I support #releasethememo.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:37 PM (Enq6K)


Well, then RELEASE it you bastards!

Tami, if you're still not nearly afraid of flying enough, I posted one more funny story at 431(?) below. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

41 R2#MeToo would have been a great droid name for the new PMS Stars Wars.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (Eqkr2)

42 Same thing happened here that always happens. She thought "oh great, I've landed a high-status male"...then she went up to his pad to consummate the catch only the discover he was an off-putting, not-to-attractive, beta-male dork. Suddenly everything he did from that point on was some form of sexual assault in her mind. We've been down this road before...it's only 'sexual assault' if the female decides you are unworthy or attractive. If a hot, high-status alpha put the same exact moves on her, she would be on cloud nine....hell, she probably would have left a tip.

Posted by: rc at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (aUCH1)

43 Damn. I read the whole thing and there were no comments when I got to the end. I coulda been a contenda!


Posted by: cfo mom at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (RfzVr)

44
Scotch and Sofa is what my place is about.

Posted by: Slick aka Lady Magnet at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (j2fI6)

45 >>'What was her preconception of what a dude would try to do behind closed doors?'



Poor girl thought the Pancakes were real.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (Eqkr2)

46 vodka for me, thank you

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 08:40 PM (ILitO)

47
Aw shit, our old friend Jorge Ramos is about to get beaten down by Tucker up next.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (8OMyt)


Tucker should quit wasting time and just flamethrow these assholes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

48 38
Ugh. Two dogs (Dan and Sonny) to wash tonight for the show tomorrow.

No energy, no enthusiasm, nothing in it for me. Except staying out of trouble for another day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 08:38 PM (YHY0x)

Here have some prozac.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:40 PM (xJa6I)

49 /M.A.D. leader sock

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 19, 2018 08:40 PM (8OMyt)

50 I assume consent when as soon as she stripped naked and blew him. Or is that literally Sharia Law?

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 08:40 PM (jeefx)

51 hell, she probably would have left a tip.
Posted by: rc

Or more than just the tip.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 19, 2018 08:40 PM (5wCUq)

52 Jorge Ramos coming up on TuCa
Posted by: Chris Matthews
-----------

*consults fantasy 'Heads on a Pike' list*

Yup.

Posted by: argy at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (uArQd)

53 Heck of a movie review...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (7LY+6)

54 Not the Craw, the CRAW!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

55 Sam Kinison was right. If women didn't have a p*ssy there would be a bounty on them.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (5fSr7)

56 If she was so offended she kept her clothes off and had oral sex with him, and stayed for quite a while, that's called disappointing "date."

Yeesh, these so-called strong wymyn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

57 I'm so confused.

Great Fish Fry tonight, BTW.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 08:42 PM (2WfB0)

58 54 Not the Craw, the CRAW!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

The Craw chooses who will stay and who will go!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 19, 2018 08:42 PM (xJa6I)

59 What the fuck is a robster craw?

Posted by: Dudley Dawson at January 19, 2018 08:42 PM (5wCUq)

60 >> I assume consent when as soon as she stripped naked and blew him.


But, she only blew him twice and the Form clearly states, '... In Triplicate'.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:42 PM (hnlVn)

61 Dammit

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 08:42 PM (8OMyt)

62 For once, I'm glad I'm too old for this shit.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

63 The modern infantilism epidemic is (nearly) literally driving me insane.

Oh, to have been born in America a couple or more generations ago; it certainly wasn't as safe, but I imagine it was much more natural, satisfying, and sane.

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2018 08:43 PM (BiLU+)

64 Good night, Ace. Sweet dreams, grand ewok.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:43 PM (2sCft)

65 of course men and women are the same. Look at Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell.

you're welcome, and don't send me any clean-up bills.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 08:43 PM (ILitO)

66 Except that one thing.

Used to be two things, but now you can take a dump in the hallway.

Posted by: Non-Essential EPA Employee at January 19, 2018 08:43 PM (cW490)

67 62 For once, I'm glad I'm too old for this shit.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

#MeToo

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (7DwnJ)

68 re 52: no human being eez illegal.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (ILitO)

69 For those who don't know, Anzari is best known from Parks and Recreation.

He was actually pretty funny in it.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (8OMyt)

70 Whorey Ramos on TuCa Time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

71 Well, then RELEASE it you bastards!

Tami, if you're still not nearly afraid of flying enough, I posted one more funny story at 431(?) below. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

Went and read it. Sheesh.

I've done a sh!t ton of flying in my life. We lived in Asia for 5 years. Back and forth...with two kids...often by myself.

I've just gotten to the age when I cannot take all the aggravation.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (Enq6K)

72 It never used to be this complicated.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (dUJdY)

73 54 Not the Craw, the CRAW!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l

I loved Get Smart! as a wee lad.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (2sCft)

74 I saw some people arguing that it's hard for a woman to say no.

-
I have not found that to be the case.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (+y/Ru)

75 I should know better than to start reading comments bottom up. Nothing makes sense.

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (Pz2KV)

76 So, who's your favourite dead rock star?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (6Ll1u)

77 Used to be two things, but now you can take a dump in the hallway.
Posted by: Non-Essential EPA Employee

Just be sure to pin it on our handy app.

Posted by: City of San Franscico at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (5wCUq)

78
I will spend the next ten minutes in a fetal ball over the impending Federal shutdown. Then off to work.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (YHY0x)

79 Oh, to have been born in America a couple or more generations ago; it certainly wasn't as safe,
-------------

*?*

Why do you say that? For a good deal of my life, we never worried about locking doors, we left keys in the car, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (nBBdT)

80 She also felt that Ansari "rushed through dinner". So it just makes him look like a sleaze.

She should have heeded the warning signs, because this right here makes all the difference:
---
She's confused about what she wants, Aziz Azari is confused about what she wants (but pretty damn sure of what he wants)
---
If he had put in a little more time--just going by her vibe--then it might sound better, but it's still not anything close to MeToo.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (vDqXW)

81 So, who's your favourite dead rock star?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Buddy Holly

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 19, 2018 08:46 PM (+Tibp)

82 >>I should know better than to start reading comments bottom up. Nothing makes sense.

Reading from the top down often has the same result.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 08:46 PM (/tuJf)

83 willowed, yay.

some commenter thread below noted: Rand Paul's violent commie cocksucker neighbor pleads guilty to felony assault.

My thought is that this is bullshit. Assault is when some loonie lunge at someone shouting IMA FUCK YOU UUUP and then falls on face, not having actually done that. Loonie still had intent to cause harm.

What this Neighbour Of The Year did was much, much worse.

Anyway if the judge lets that plea by, he should lock this scumbucket up in Pen State for the maximum sentence allowed.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 08:46 PM (6FqZa)

84
So, who's your favourite dead rock star?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Fred Flintstone

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:46 PM (IqV8l)

85 76 So, who's your favourite dead rock star?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (6Ll1u)


Cass Elliott. I think she would have been fun to hang out with.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 08:46 PM (sdi6R)

86 2. That said, Azari seems to have been pretty aggressive.

Was he? He didn't force her physically, or threaten her. What's aggressive about begging for sex?

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 08:46 PM (h2Bdk)

87 The rape fantasies 65% of women have is what makes it hard to say no.

Plus, their tingling wet vaginas make it difficult as well.

Being an adult is difficult.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 08:46 PM (jeefx)

88 Did everyone miss the part with oral sex and walking arou d naked in his apartment? I mean I noticed mentioning he was agressive a couple times, but glossing over she dropped all of her clothes on the floor...

Posted by: Inogame at January 19, 2018 08:47 PM (VPJcI)

89 Did I just see a shot of Cock Curious in the audience on a commercial for the Grammys? Like I couldn't hate that dogshit glorification of Payola and the sub Weinstein robber barons in the moozik biz more...

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 08:47 PM (y7DUB)

90 So, who's your favourite dead rock star?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (6Ll1u)

A tie: Dimebag Darrell and Jeff Hanneman.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 19, 2018 08:47 PM (bNbo2)

91 >>Cass Elliott. I think she would have been fun to hang out with.

Quite the sammich maker too.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 08:47 PM (/tuJf)

92 >>She also felt that Ansari "rushed through dinner".


What's that Chandler line - 'He ate his dinner...with the efficiency of a lifelong bachelor.'.

???

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (/wqhh)

93 OK, Investments up 30+% since Trump election. And I want the Democrats back in power because why??????

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (2WfB0)

94 Is it any wonder men are going their own way?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

95 @Bencjacobs 6 minutes ago

Can confirm Doug Jones will vote for the House CR

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (Enq6K)

96 It never used to be this complicated.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (dUJdY)
---
Well, that's before social liberals streamlined it to being about two. consenting. adults.

With consent, the number is kinda arbitrary, adults, in this case are pretty much *defined* by those who can consent.

Then we notice the cipher in the middle. Libs aren't really good at keeping words meaning the same things, so this is what we have.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (vDqXW)

97 Hmm.

It appears we have entered the age of Secks Postmodernism where there are no rules and nothing means anything anymore.

Girl in the bar's thought bubble to guy in the bar: "I'll send you all the nonverbal messages that I'd like to have you mount me like the healthy, studly man you appear to be and have your way with me like I'd imagine Paulo would do (were he here), but if I have any regrets in the following weeks about our brief tryst that I barely remember because alcohol, expect a call from my lawyer. I'd love to hang your testicles above my hearth as a display and to encourage the others."

Guy in the bar: "Can we go do it now? Right now? Do I need to finish this drink or are you ready like right now?"

"Can we? Huh? Can we?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (tRaq7)

98 Stevie Ray

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (JyFLk)

99 73 54 Not the Craw, the CRAW!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l

I loved Get Smart! as a wee lad.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (2sCft)

============

The "Cone of Silence" scenes alone would leave me crying with laughter and gasping for breath.

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (BiLU+)

100 74 I saw some people arguing that it's hard for a woman to say no.

-
I have not found that to be the case.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (+y/Ru)

After my divorce, I was forever amazed how many women said yes on the first date, enthusiastically. I'd been off the market for 24 years and was shocked how easy it was to get laid. Times had changed.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (2sCft)

101 Tucker won't say it, but I will:

It IS an invasion.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (8OMyt)

102 Quite the sammich maker too.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 08:47 PM (/tuJf)

lol!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 08:49 PM (dUJdY)

103 To Socialists we are all just cogs

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2018 08:49 PM (ZLqkY)

104 I've done a sh!t ton of flying in my life. We lived in Asia for 5 years. Back and forth...with two kids...often by myself.



I've just gotten to the age when I cannot take all the aggravation.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (Enq6K)


I hear ya. My mom dragged her two hell spawn (my sis and me) to/from Europe and base to base when Daddy was in the AF. I don't envy her, although we were pretty good kids.


One of the most recent, terrifying flights for me was Delta's longest non-stop flight from ATL to Johannesburg, SA. Everyone around me was snug, sound asleep and snoring except me. We hit the WORST TURBULENCE EVER mid-way over the Atlantic. I thought I was having a heart attack. A flight attendant at the rear of the plane announced they needed a doctor. Turns out someone fell and broke something.


I will never fly transatlantic again without a shit ton of Xanax.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

105
What about looking at his stamp collection, ace? Or his coun collection? Those are things better done in one's abode rhan outside it, are they not?

"I'm a philatelist!" Now, don't you tell me that's NOT a big draw for an up and coming young woman looking for Mr. Goober.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 08:49 PM (pNxlR)

106 Bon Scott and/or Freddie Mercury

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 19, 2018 08:49 PM (AJeMv)

107 >>To Socialists we are all just cogs


The Consequentialists make Tools of Us, All.

Posted by: iKant at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (/wqhh)

108 Never heard of Parks and Recreation, either. Just the way I roll.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (QDnY+)

109 76 So, who's your favourite dead rock star?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (6Ll1u)

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Keith Richards.

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (BiLU+)

110 I missed the Megyn Kelly thread! Darn.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (EZebt)

111 Jorge says 11 MM illegals. That's the same number they've been using since 1990.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (+Tibp)

112 I admit to having lived a pretty sheltered life, so I can understand a young woman (18-19 or so) not realizing when a guy says "Come on up and we'll have a drink/watch a movie" that he takes her yes to that invitation as a yes to something more.

I do not understand how you go and get nekid, engage in oral sex and then are mad at anyone but yourself for your own bad judgement.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (RfzVr)

113 'Fred Flintstone'

Freddy's dead?

Posted by: New womb man at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (UdKB7)

114 BTH, Azari is an Iranian name, or not?




Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (eq7gs)

115 >>>76 So, who's your favourite dead rock star?

Buzzion

Posted by: wooga at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (KUG+v)

116 while
actually obliging (reluctantly, it seems) in oral sex and masturbation.

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I've read this three times, and I understand all the words, but I'm just wondering what the fine line is to deem oral sex as being performed in a "seemingly not reluctant" manner.

Men everywhere need to know.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:50 PM (ks6bw)

117 @93 OK, Investments up 30+% since Trump election. And I want the Democrats back in power because why??????
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Remember during the 2008 Presidential Debates when Obama was given a hypothetical that assumed that capital gains tax cuts would bring in more revenue, and he stated that he'd go ahead and raise the capital gains tax anyway because "fairness"?


That's why.

And until the left stops seeing everything through a "fairness" prism, they're going to keep right on doing that sort of thing.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 08:51 PM (mJxCG)

118 Stop fucking dissimulating, Jorge!!

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 08:51 PM (8OMyt)

119 After my divorce, I was forever amazed how many women said yes on the first date, enthusiastically. I'd been off the market for 24 years and was shocked how easy it was to get laid. Times had changed.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (2sCft)

Like I was telling a female friend of mine, it is ludicrous that we have turned a blow job into a hearty handshake and then at the same time shake our heads and wonder where the romance has gone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 08:51 PM (sZJfc)

120 After my divorce, I was forever amazed how many women said yes on the first date, enthusiastically. I'd been off the market for 24 years and was shocked how easy it was to get laid. Times had changed.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (2sCft)

Oh shit, on re-reading sound like a humble-brag. I just meant to observe that there seemed like there were a lot more "accommodating" women out there than I remembered. Maybe i'm just digging the hole deeper.....Shit.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:51 PM (2sCft)

121 It's almost like they should invent something where the woman gets a emotional connection and the guy gets sex. The guy could even participate in the emotional connection and she could get sex too!

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 08:51 PM (16bxt)

122 OT - Apologies if this has already been posted.

The Federalist has pictures from the March for Life.

http://thefederalist.com/2018/01/19/7-things-saw-march-life-washington-dc/

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (mJxCG)

123 Being painfully awkward around women has spared me a lot of trouble since I hit puberty.

Which only adds to the miracle who is my lovely bride of nearly 30 years. Somehow she saw past all the toe-scuffing weirdness.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (bNbo2)

124 If Schroedinger had a band in a window-less studio, Keith Richards would be the guitar player.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (JyFLk)

125 Mr Mojo Risin

Posted by: Eskimo at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (Xy3pu)

126 Lizzie the Red is getting some pushback from the left.

And, more telling, there's also discomfort on the left and among some tribal leaders and activists that Warren has a political blind spot when it comes to the murkiness surrounding her story of her heritage, which blew up as an issue in her victorious 2012 Massachusetts Senate race. In recent months, Daily Show host Trevor Noah mocked her for claiming Native American ancestry and the liberal website ThinkProgress published a scathing criticism of her by a Cherokee activist who said she should apologize.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (+y/Ru)

127 Women love humor so much that the 50 Shades of Grey series only sold a billion copies.

Its full of knew slapping punchlines I hear.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (jeefx)

128 I saw some people arguing that it's hard for a woman to say no.

There seems to be this argument out there that a man can ask a woman for sex, and if she says yes without actually meaning it then he's raping her.

No. I'm all for keeping rapists of the streets, but this just stupid. Men are not mind readers, and the law shouldn't expect them to be.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 08:53 PM (h2Bdk)

129 Oh shit, on re-reading sound like a humble-brag. I just meant to observe that there seemed like there were a lot more "accommodating" women out there than I remembered. Maybe i'm just digging the hole deeper.....Shit.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:51 PM (2sCft)
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I don't think the original came off that bad.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 08:53 PM (vDqXW)

130 I'm a philatelist!" Now, don't you tell me that's NOT a big draw for an up and coming young woman looking for Mr. Goober.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 08:49 PM (pNxlR)

Or if you are a cunning linguist, perhaps you just to go somewhere quite and read her some poetry or Shakespearean sonnets or something. That would be better done back at the old bachelor pad....

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:53 PM (2sCft)

131 After my divorce, I was forever amazed how many women said yes on the first date, enthusiastically. I'd been off the market for 24 years and was shocked how easy it was to get laid. Times had changed.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:48 PM (2sCft)

After a certain age, they're playing "Beat the Clock".

Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 08:53 PM (7DwnJ)

132 And until the left stops seeing everything through a "fairness" prism, they're going to keep right on doing that sort of thing.

You know what's fair??? Me making a good return on my investments so I wont have to be a ward of the state in my golden years. That's what is fair.

God Bless President Donald J. Trump. President of the United States of America. ( I sure love saying that.)

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (2WfB0)

133 Hmm, I'm torn.

On the one hand, fuck Aziz Ansari in his stupid wholesome "aw shucks" nice guy ethnic comedy face. (And I say that as a fan of 'Master of None.') As a "#MeToo ally/male feminist" he enabled this shit and he's getting what he deserves.

On the other hand, fuck this spoiled whore for trying to ruin a man's life because he didn't fulfill her petty, stupid, small-minded princess fantasies.

You know what? Healing power of 'and.' Fuck 'em both.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (uuwor)

134 She said later that she felt uncomfortable. That he should have sensed that.

One the other hand, she blew him twice. Twice. Not once, accidentally. Twice.

To me that's a nonverbal signal that's hard to miss.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (0ecq3)

135 SteveOReno
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You're such an arrogant asshole! ///(jk)

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (kufk0)

136 Bloomfield is my fav musician who is dead, with Zappa nipping at his heels.

John Lennon is my favorite dead musician because I loathed everything he did after the Beatles.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (MHfAw)

137 That's a joke, btw. Pre-marriage I knew at least two wonderful, beautiful young ladies who enjoyed nothing more, and were also quite enthusiastic about making sure you enjoyed it, too.

I believe it gave them a sense of power. They were right, too, and I always appreciated them approaching it bluntly and with honesty.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (ks6bw)

138 Hah, Doug Jones too?


He might be the only consistently unpredictable Dem in the Senate the next two years. Some of his endangered colleagues - the ones also voting for the CR - are of course just trying to emit smoke to get past November.


Worst turbulence ever was a Hong Kong-Tokyo flight. Plane was jumping all over the place. I found it soothing, woman seated next to me (part of the work group I had been with in China) had a different take - she grabbed my forearm and sunk her fingers/nails into it with all her might. I ended up giving her one of my sleeping pills - calmed her down just perfectly. Cute brunette - Shelby or Heflin staff, can't recall.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (QDnY+)

139 127 Women love humor so much that the 50 Shades of Grey series only sold a billion copies.

Its full of knew slapping punchlines I hear.
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 08:52 PM (jeefx)

Knee slapping punchlines.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 08:55 PM (jeefx)

140 >>I've read this three times, and I understand all the
words, but I'm just wondering what the fine line is to deem oral sex as
being performed in a "seemingly not reluctant" manner.

Men everywhere need to know.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever

You'll know it when you see it.

Posted by: Aviator at January 19, 2018 08:55 PM (2cuLk)

141 It's ok steveireno, I'm constantly shocked at how easy women are. Then they sorta brag/act ashamed to their girlfriends. I swear that little performance is the point: "I'm so sexy." As far as I'm concerned it would be like licking the door handles at the mall.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 08:55 PM (16bxt)

142 they're playing "Beat the Clock".
Posted by: ALH at January 19, 2018 08:53 PM (7DwnJ)

Spelling error?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wild Turkey Enthusiast at January 19, 2018 08:55 PM (bNbo2)

143 Oh shit, on re-reading sound like a humble-brag. I just meant to observe that there seemed like there were a lot more "accommodating" women out there than I remembered. Maybe i'm just digging the hole deeper.....Shit.
Posted by: SteveOReno

SteveO, I've been married for nearly 30 years and I often think "what if". I've not laid a finger on another woman, but I can kinda see what you're saying. It just seems like times have changed.

Times have changed, indeed! - The Paolo

Posted by: Blutarki-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 08:55 PM (+Tibp)

144 SteveOReno
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You're such an arrogant asshole! ///(jk)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (kufk0)

Lin-duh, it's like you know me!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:56 PM (2sCft)

145
So (hypothetically of course) were I to ask a woman if I could buy her dinner and she says yes, I can back out and say she really didn't mean it. Right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 08:56 PM (N0rMI)

146 One of the most recent, terrifying flights for me was Delta's longest non-stop flight from ATL to Johannesburg, SA. Everyone around me was snug, sound asleep and snoring except me. We hit the WORST TURBULENCE EVER mid-way over the Atlantic. I thought I was having a heart attack. A flight attendant at the rear of the plane announced they needed a doctor. Turns out someone fell and broke something.


I will never fly transatlantic again without a shit ton of Xanax.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 08:49 PM (ptqGC)


We flew out of Hong Kong during a typhoon. After a bumpy ride up, we finally seemed ok. All of a sudden, boom...we fell like 1k feet. Everyone that was standing hit the floor, including the stewardess. Scared the crap outta me. And worst of all, my daughter's crayons and markers went flying everywhere.

Find out later we were the last flight they let leave the HK airport.

Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 08:56 PM (Enq6K)

147 I think Aziz Ansari is Muslim-Indian by birth but I dunno. My Asian Fu is rotten. If I guess that someone is Chinese it is inevitable s/he will be Viet or Japanese.

I do know both names are Islamic, not just Arabic. Aziz is usually short for 'Abd al-'Aziz which is, Slave Of He Who Grants Power, but there is a just plain Aziz in sura 12 as king of Egypt during Joseph and before Pharaoh. The Ansari implies he comes from one of the tribes of the cities who welcomed the Muslims early on, like the ansar of Madina.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 08:56 PM (6FqZa)

148 Why do you say that? For a good deal of my life, we never worried about locking doors, we left keys in the car, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (nBBdT)

....................
I still do,I live in SD. I did have a terrifying incident in MN a few months back that I wish I had dealt with differently but for the most part I feel very safe where I live. I can't imagine living anywhere else.

Posted by: Molly k. at January 19, 2018 08:56 PM (2S+XT)

149 121
It's almost like they should invent something where the woman gets a
emotional connection and the guy gets sex. The guy could even
participate in the emotional connection and she could get sex too!


Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 08:51 PM (16bxt)


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I bet married guys would sign up in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 08:56 PM (ks6bw)

150 Whoa! Aziz looks like some sort of insect-molesting amphibian.

Girl should know better.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 08:56 PM (bJ0w+)

151 In short, I probably shouldn't date Thai girls, because who knows what else I won't notice.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (6FqZa)

152 @126 Lizzie the Red is getting some pushback from the left.

And, more telling, there's also discomfort on the left and among some tribal leaders and activists that Warren has a political blind spot when it comes to the murkiness surrounding her story of her heritage, which blew up as an issue in her victorious 2012 Massachusetts Senate race. In recent months, Daily Show host Trevor Noah mocked her for claiming Native American ancestry and the liberal website ThinkProgress published a scathing criticism of her by a Cherokee activist who said she should apologize.
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Probably Kamela Harris fans.

And I'm being serious. I suspect that the Dems see Harris as a two-fer. She's a fresh(wo)man senator with very limited history on the national stage. And she's both black and a woman, so she helps draw in votes from two blocs that are critical to Democratic electoral success.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (mJxCG)

153 WTF is wrong with these women? Its a bad idea to go to the apartment of a man on a first date if you don't want to sleep with him; taking off your clothes and giving bjs even though you don't want to just to be nice or some goddamn thing...and then claiming assault later? idiotic!

he doesn't sound like a prize either. I don't get this sticking the fingers down the throat; the only time someone should do to me is if I'm handcuffed and swallowed poison. but he didn't assault her. he's just a shitty lover.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (P8951)

154 Fuck em both.

Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (+lOpA)

155 One the other hand, she blew him twice. Twice. Not once, accidentally. Twice.

Hahahaha. I'm trying to imagine a situation where a woman gives you a blow job accidentally.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (h2Bdk)

156 I do not understand how you go and get nekid, engage in oral sex and then are mad at anyone but yourself for your own bad judgement.
______________________

Yep, and on a first date with a guy she'd just met.

Don't want to be treated like a slutty sex object? Then don't act like one.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (fqUgw)

157
Freddy's dead?
Posted by: New womb man


That's what Curtis Mayfield said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (IqV8l)

158 There is very very little, maybe one scene in all three 50 shades of Grey books that even rises past regency romance level. One spanking, that's it. She freaks. Otherwise it's all background and obviously written by someone who hasn't had much sex.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 08:58 PM (16bxt)

159 >>You're such an arrogant asshole!


That's why the chicks are all over him.


I actually prefer rejecting women more than engaging them, these days.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:58 PM (/wqhh)

160
75 I should know better than to start reading comments bottom up. Nothing makes sense.
Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 08:44 PM (Pz2KV)


It's kind of fun to read matters that way, especially when there's a pissing match or two going on. Then you run into the origin of said matches and it's usually a WTF? moment.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 08:58 PM (pNxlR)

161 David French did a great job making this case

https://tinyurl.com/ychyb5pw

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2018 08:58 PM (nAp1e)

162 155 One the other hand, she blew him twice. Twice. Not once, accidentally. Twice.

Hahahaha. I'm trying to imagine a situation where a woman gives you a blow job accidentally.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (h2Bdk)

I'm not sure how that would happen either. But I'm not opposed to the idea on principle....

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 08:59 PM (2sCft)

163 >>We flew out of Hong Kong during a typhoon


Isn't that a James Taylor lyric?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 08:59 PM (/wqhh)

164
She's a fresh(wo)man senator with very limited history on the national stage.

The better known she is on the national stage the more loathsome she will appear.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 08:59 PM (2hNjw)

165 hell, I don't even like flying over the Rockies.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 08:59 PM (P8951)

166 @127 Women love humor so much that the 50 Shades of Grey series only sold a billion copies.

Its full of knew slapping punchlines I hear.
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They were laughing so hard that they were all tied up in knots.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 08:59 PM (mJxCG)

167 Hahahaha. I'm trying to imagine a situation where a woman gives you a blow job accidentally.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (h2Bdk)


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After twenty years of marriage, you are no longer sure how the "on purpose" ones fit into the scheme, either.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (ks6bw)

168 >> I don't even like flying over the Rockies.


Too soon.

Posted by: John Denver Fan Club Member at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (/wqhh)

169 The accidental blow job excuse? Its the one where she doesn't want to have intercourse and wants you to stop asking. It's a "shut up" maneuver, not actual interest. Which they all are, in one way or another.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (16bxt)

170 >>>There is nothing a man and a woman can do alone in an apartment that they can't do in a public area, except for the one thing they can only do when alone.


Having a loud argument?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (/qEW2)

171 We took off during an awful thunderstorm here to make a connection in Charlotte on our way to a conference in Vegas.

The skies were clear, until we were on final approach. I looked out the window (left side) and saw a large, black cloud. Suddenly, the plane just plummeted belly-down. I could see the tree tops just below the plane. The pilot threw the throttle forward and we went nose-up, and proceeded to circle the airport in absolute silence for about 30 minutes. The male flight attendant was pale as a ghost.


We disembarked and I had to scoot to the ladies room before we ran down the concourse to make our connection. One of the female passengers was in a stall throwing up.


The airline? U. S. Air.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

172 A'jami is a common Iranian last name - well, an Islamic name for Iranians - so maybe you are thinking about that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (6FqZa)

173 Probably Kamela Harris fans.

And I'm being serious. I suspect that the Dems see Harris as a two-fer. She's a fresh(wo)man senator with very limited history on the national stage. And she's both black and a woman, so she helps draw in votes from two blocs that are critical to Democratic electoral success.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (mJxCG)


Her politics are toxic at the nation level, though. If the Democrats run her the Rupublicans are starting halfway to the finish line.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (h2Bdk)

174 The AGILF will be on Hannity's show tonight.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:01 PM (8OMyt)

175 "I don't get this sticking the fingers down the throat; the only time someone should do to me is if I'm handcuffed and swallowed poison. but he didn't assault her. he's just a shitty lover.

Posted by: DonnaV at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (P8951) "

Fishhooking? It's a humiliation porn thing.

Guys think that's actually how women wanted to be fucked, and since women WON'T SAY WHAT THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING WANT, they never learn otherwise.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:01 PM (uuwor)

176 156 Don't want to be treated like a slutty sex object? Then don't act like one.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2018 08:57 PM (fqUgw)

That's the whole problem with this push back against stupid slut-shaming b/s, with their slutty parades. If you act like a slut and dress like a slut, then, ergo, you will most likely be assumed to be a SLUT!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:01 PM (2sCft)

177 After twenty years of marriage, you are no longer sure how the "on purpose" ones fit into the scheme, either.
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Well, if want to buy yourself some a bit pricy, or you ran into something with the car are two likely scenarios.///

Posted by: lin-duh at January 19, 2018 09:02 PM (kufk0)

178 Its a bad idea to go to the apartment of a man on a first date if you don't want to sleep with him


What if it's her and her best friend coming back to my place? Can a guy still expect to have both?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:02 PM (WbIyz)

179
You know who else asks for consent? Vampires? Nothing scary or rapey about those dudes. Women could not stop laughing when reading and watching Twightlight series.

It's almost as if a bit of danger and fear is the way into a woman's panties.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:02 PM (jeefx)

180 169 The accidental blow job excuse? Its the one where she doesn't want to have intercourse and wants you to stop asking. It's a "shut up" maneuver, not actual interest. Which they all are, in one way or another.
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (16bxt)

Ah ha! We KNEW it!

*looks around* and yet we fall for it every time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 09:03 PM (sZJfc)

181 since women WON'T SAY WHAT THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING WANT, they never learn otherwise


Subtle clues, like if she bites down really hard, that's a "stop."

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:03 PM (16bxt)

182 *?*

Why do you say that? For a good deal of my life, we never worried about locking doors, we left keys in the car, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 08:45 PM (nBBdT)

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Hmmm ... well, I grew up in the late 60's in Las Vegas -- which was smaller back then, but still attracted lots of transients with lots of issues. Owing to many employed in the tourism industry, virtually all us kids were latchkey kids. And four out of every five kids I knew had divorced parents (including me), many alcoholics.

It was certainly safer than today, but my innocence was lost much sooner than say my parents and grandparents.

There were race riots there then (my dad was a High School VP) and many of my friends were being turned on to drugs in the 70's. I started getting the Leftist indoctrination in middle school with "The Greenhouse Gas Effect" -- the precursor to Global Warming, along with the beginning of giving out participation trophies to all team members instead of acknowledging accomplishments.

Anyway, just generalizing ... could go on, but doesn't change my sentiments. I'm glad you (and probably most) weren't as negatively influenced as soon as me.

You make a good point, though -- both my and my wife came from very poor, dysfunctional families, and we consider ourselves as having achieved The American Dream. I wonder if we were the last generation to feel that way en masse ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2018 09:03 PM (BiLU+)

183 miss Lindsay can tell you about accidental BJs. He's not sure how it happened but Schumers dick somehow ended up in his mouth.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 09:03 PM (P8951)

184 169 The accidental blow job excuse? Its the one where she doesn't want to have intercourse and wants you to stop asking. It's a "shut up" maneuver, not actual interest. Which they all are, in one way or another.
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (16bxt)

That makes no sense at all. How about "no," "I'm not into you," or some other blow off?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 09:03 PM (NWiLs)

185 I saw some people arguing that it's hard for a woman to say no.
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To me that seems to be in the nature of women. It's not an absolute thing, but they do want to be "swayed", to put it mildly. From what I understand, from my wife, it's a security thing. But at the same time it creates a conflict within them. They want to release it, willingly, but they also seem to want some dynamic of submitting.

I'm not sure if it's just the cognitive component of the way females freeze and submit in other species during mating or not. It does seem to have similar dynamics.

And I would think this creates mode of ambivalence around that activity. I don't really understand it because the thought pattern is alien to me. But I've discussed sexual dynamics with my wife quite a bit.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:03 PM (vDqXW)

186 >>What if it's her and her best friend coming back to my place? Can a guy still expect to have both?

Yes, if her best friend is a dude.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 09:04 PM (/tuJf)

187 The ol' "accidental blowjob." How, exactly, does that work? Does the woman trip, and unzip the guy's pants as she falls?

And how about TWO accidental blowjobs? Oopsie! Rape!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

188 >>The accidental blow job excuse?


What...like in , Revenge of the Nerds?

Posted by: Hillary at January 19, 2018 09:04 PM (/wqhh)

189 174 The AGILF will be on Hannity's show tonight.
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:01 PM (8OMyt)

Attorney General I'd Like to...

That ought to wake Sessions up!

Posted by: josephistan at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (ANIFC)

190 Marlin Perkins ass raped me. Twice. I'll be appearing on the Gorilla Network News tonight to discuss it with Megan Magilla.

Posted by: a great ape at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (ewxPW)

191 Why do I get the impression that pron for women has so many viewers? Because the numbers say it's true, I think there may be more going on with the fainting couches then you think.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (6Ll1u)

192 The new Han Solo movie looks like it's going to be a dawg. A big ugly incontinent dawg that pees all over the cinema floors and the theatre management can't wait to hustle out of the building.

No trailer, just a 'synopsis'. Shows a lot of confidence in the property. Doesn't help that the Han looks like Ben Shapiro after he's just been shortchanged on sprinkles at the Baskin Robbins and that the Lando looks like Stepin Fetchit after smoking a four-inch long joint.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (6FqZa)

193 That makes no sense at all. How about "no," "I'm not into you," or some other blow off?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 09:03 PM (NWiLs)


Or, like Ace wrote, "I have to get up early tomorrow. Seeya."

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (h2Bdk)

194 169 The accidental blow job excuse? Its the one where she doesn't want to have intercourse and wants you to stop asking. It's a "shut up" maneuver, not actual interest. Which they all are, in one way or another.
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:00 PM (16bxt)

I didn't realize Mrs. OReno was just trying to shut me up so often....

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (2sCft)

195
Those serial killers get zero attention from women in prison. No letters are ever writtten to them. Never get married.

Too busy banging nice guys with all the knock knock jokes and roses when they show up at their door for a date.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (jeefx)

196 "And how about TWO accidental blowjobs? Oopsie! Rape!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:04 PM (ptqGC) "

What was I supposed to be doing?

Oh pish posh, I was supposed to be doing the laundry and here I am with another cock in my mouth. What a klutz I am!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:06 PM (uuwor)

197 And how about TWO accidental blowjobs? Oopsie! Rape!
Posted by: Jane D'oh

One time is an accident.
Twice is a coincidence.
Three times is enemy action.

Posted by: City of San Franscico at January 19, 2018 09:06 PM (5wCUq)

198 Here are The Rules re Gov't Shutdown

1. If Republicans are in control three branches, and the Dems block action, it's the Republican's fault.

2. If Republican's control two branches, then they are refusing to compromise. It's their fault.

3. If Republicans control one branch, See: #2

4. If Democrats control all three branches, then Republicans are being obstructionist. It's their fault.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:06 PM (cp1if)

199 BTH thanks for the feedback, name just sounded Iranian to me for some reason.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (eq7gs)

200
Aren't these people aware of cognitive dissonance?

Or irony?

Or what is necessary to function as an adult?

Posted by: irongrampa at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (S/hVx)

201 Remember that Saudi guy who was cleared on a rape charge because he just fell on some woman and oops! His dick just somehow ended up inside her.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (P8951)

202 /Off shithole city sock.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (5wCUq)

203 I saw Accidental Blowjob open for the Buzzcocks in 1980.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (8OMyt)

204 The sympathy blow job is from guilt that you got him aroused in the first place. "No" is usually met with more maneuvering. It's supposed to end it.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (16bxt)

205 You're the Aziz. I'm the cure.

Posted by: Marion Cobretti at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (/qEW2)

206 We can thank Billy Jeff Clinton for teaching a whole generation that a b.j. is like a goodnight kiss or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

207 WHY DO ALL THESE WOMEN KEEP SUCKING MY COCK?

Posted by: Aziz Azari at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (WbIyz)

208 I don't get it either Jane. I've been around the block a few times, didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday.. blah blah.. I don't get any of this.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (dUJdY)

209 >>Remember that Saudi guy who was cleared on a rape charge because he just fell on some woman and oops! His dick just somehow ended up inside her.


You do that at a Pro/Am golf tournament and you win a Lexus!

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (/wqhh)

210 For women who want to see what real sexual assault and rape looks like, watch the movie Irreversible. When it reaches that level, get back to me with #MeToo.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (jeefx)

211 Women don't give mixed signals at all. It's not like this trend of #MeToo happens to coincide with a huge rise in women who have domination/rape fantasies or anything.

But that's the crux of it. "Fantasy." Aziz didn't fulfill Princess's elaborate fantasy scenario of being swept off her feet, wooed and expertly seduced and nurtured by the Hollywood bigshot.

He must pay for upsetting Princess. How dare he not know her innermost desires without her communicating them!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (uuwor)

212 Was it The Waitresses, 'I Know What Boys Want'? That was one sexy womyn, and yeah she was correct.

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (zLDYs)

213 Remember that Saudi guy who was cleared on a rape
charge because he just fell on some woman and oops! His dick just
somehow ended up inside her.

Posted by: DonnaV at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (P8951)


I know! The ol' "oopsie!" defense.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (ptqGC)

214 The accidental blow job

-
Now, imaginary blow jobs I understand.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Help! The Deranged Beavers Are Trying To Kill Me! at January 19, 2018 09:09 PM (+y/Ru)

215 To me that seems to be in the nature of women. It's not an absolute thing, but they do want to be "swayed", to put it mildly.

There are a lot of women out there who think if they express interest directly the guy will assume they're a slut. So they want him to push.

These women need to talk to the "affirmative consent" crowd and has that shit out so men aren't risking jail for guessing wrong.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:09 PM (h2Bdk)

216 I saw Accidental Blowjob open for the Buzzcocks in 1980.
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (8OMyt)

Seriously, I saw the Buzzcocks. They were awesome!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:09 PM (2sCft)

217 "The sympathy blow job is from guilt that you got him aroused in the first place. "No" is usually met with more maneuvering. It's supposed to end it.

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:07 PM (16bxt) "

If everything that aroused me was wracked by constant guilt, the Catholic Church should have about 7 billion members by now.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:09 PM (uuwor)

218 And how about TWO accidental blowjobs? Oopsie! Rape!
Posted by: Jane D'oh

One time is an accident.
Twice is a coincidence.
Three times is enemy action something to write the Penthouse Forum about.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:09 PM (WbIyz)

219 i never heard of this azimuth guy until this. I wonder if the whole thing is a plot cooked up by his publicist.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 19, 2018 09:10 PM (LWu6U)

220 This is one of those threads where I don't have much to say.

But the rocket launch was pretty cool. So there's that.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R)

221 >>The accidental blow job

Road Head Kills

Posted by: Highway Signage at January 19, 2018 09:10 PM (/wqhh)

222 This is precisely why we need to enact legislation that will require all citizens to wear go-pro video surveillance equipment.

And without further adieu, ladies and gentlemen, this years nominees for best blowjob on a one night stand.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (bJ0w+)

223 i never heard of this azimuth guy until this. I wonder if the whole thing is a plot cooked up by his publicist.
Posted by: Gentlemen
----------

It's been elevated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (cp1if)

224 But the rocket launch was pretty cool. So there's that.
Posted by: rickl

Is a rocket launch like a Cleveland steamer?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (5wCUq)

225 Things seem to only be getting more and more fucked up between men and women.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

226 Three times is enemy action something to write the Penthouse Forum about.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Dear Penthouse Forum, I am a student at a small Midwestern college.....

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (+Tibp)

227 Dude had more BJ's in one night than I've had in 3 years

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (JK6QI)

228 Seriously, I saw the Buzzcocks. They were awesome!!
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:09 PM (2sCft)

--I bet. Alas, just before my time.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (8OMyt)

229 "For women who want to see what real sexual assault and rape looks like, watch the movie Irreversible. When it reaches that level, get back to me with #MeToo.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (jeefx) "

I think there's a happy medium between "it's rape because I'm disappointed that all my fantasies weren't satisfied" and "it's not rape unless the guys caves her head in."

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (uuwor)

230 And women have been oppressed. So anything typically "female" is just a sign of oppression.... So everyone should want to be more like men.


It explains the feminist view towards babies. "It's a parasite", etc. They have contempt for one of the uniquely female abilities.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (/qEW2)

231 Things seem to only be getting more and more fucked up between men and women.
Posted by: Insomniac
------------

It's part of the plan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (5OO3x)

232 These women need to talk to the "affirmative consent" crowd and has that shit out so men aren't risking jail for guessing wrong.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:09 PM (h2Bdk)
---
I don't understand women, I just try.

And that's not a joke so much as my wife tells me I'm not going to understand her. So already knows that, and she's right.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (vDqXW)

233 198 Here are The Rules re Gov't Shutdown

1. If Republicans are in control three branches, and the Dems block action, it's the Republican's fault.

2. If Republican's control two branches, then they are refusing to compromise. It's their fault.

3. If Republicans control one branch, See: #2

4. If Democrats control all three branches, then Republicans are being obstructionist. It's their fault.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:06 PM (cp1if)


That seems to be the way it works. During shutdowns under GHWB it was the president's fault. Once Clinton was elected it was Congress's fault. Under GWB it swung back to being the president's fault, then under JEF we're back to Congress.

Noticing a pattern here.

This is why I'd be leery of a shutdown if I were a Republican in office. The press really does have an effect on how people see the situation, and they're going to be batting for the other team.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (h2Bdk)

234 227
Dude had more BJ's in one night than I've had in 3 years

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 09:12 PM (JK6QI)


---

Stop humblebragging because you lucked up and married a nymphomaniac.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (ks6bw)

235
But the rocket launch was pretty cool. So there's that.
Posted by: rickl


It had a thing that went up?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (IqV8l)

236 >>>I actually prefer rejecting women more than engaging them, these days.


I bet it is a lot more humerous. Women really get po'ed when you don't want to do 'em.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (RfzVr)

237 Things seem to only be getting more and more fucked up between men and women.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

Yep. Every thing is proceeding according to the Progs long term plan.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (2sCft)

238 This is one of those threads where I don't have much to say.



But the rocket launch was pretty cool. So there's that.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R)


I still don't know whether the bright light I saw moving really fast beyond the trees here was a UFO or the rocket.

By the way, the night before one of the shuttle launches we watched out of Cape Canaveral, we're pretty damned sure we DID see a UFO just above the Cape. We were standing on the beach and watched this light hovering over the area above the Cape, and it would suddenly shoot sideways, stop, and then shoot the opposite way. Then go straight up, stop, and hover. It was the weirdest, spookiest thing ever. After a while, it just shot out of sight in the blink of an eye.

No such thing as UFO's my butt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

239 This is why I'd be leery of a shutdown if I were a Republican in office. The press really does have an effect on how people see the situation, and they're going to be batting for the other team.



This time we have Trump vs the press.

I like our odds.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (WbIyz)

240 Rules of Shutdowns:


If Republicans force Shutdown its the Republicans fault.


If Democrats force Shutdown its the Republicans fault.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (eq7gs)

241 Well, he does seem to be rather virile....or this whole thing lasted a while. He's not 20 is he?

Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (16bxt)

242 Dear Penthouse Forum, I am a student at a small Midwestern college.....
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (+Tibp)


I think the accepted opening is "I never thought this would happen to me."

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (h2Bdk)

243 For women who want to see what real sexual assault and rape looks like, watch the movie Irreversible.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (jeefx)
---
Never seen the movie, but do they give the indication that she knows, while it's happening, that it's rape? Or does she think about it for a week or two and then decide, Ya know what? I've been raped!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (vDqXW)

244 When I started banging single moms in college, I was and am still floored that they always snuck me in through their window while their children were asleep in the next room.

What did they mean by that? I felt so used.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (jeefx)

245 Things seem to only be getting more and more fucked up between men and women.
Posted by: Insomniac
----------

I am increasingly surprised when a woman, not of my acquaintance, engages in any conversation. Hell, I'm almost afraid to hold a door open.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (5OO3x)

246
She also felt that Ansari "rushed through dinner".


So grabbing your supersized order of fries in both fists and stuffing them into your piehole isn't as subtle a maneuver as you had been led to believe?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (pNxlR)

247 212 Was it The Waitresses, 'I Know What Boys Want'? That was one sexy womyn, and yeah she was correct.
Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (zLDYs)

Patty Donahue iirc Christmas Wrapping is one of my fave Christmas songs

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 09:15 PM (JK6QI)

248 "Never seen the movie, but do they give the indication that she knows, while it's happening, that it's rape? Or does she think about it for a week or two and then decide, Ya know what? I've been raped!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (vDqXW) "

It has a famously brutal very long rape scene that ends with her being beaten into a coma.

So yeah, I think she knows.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:15 PM (uuwor)

249 She also felt that Ansari "rushed through dinner".

What about the quick wack off, because you're not getting the easy one for free.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:15 PM (WbIyz)

250 237 Things seem to only be getting more and more fucked up between men and women.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

Yep. Every thing is proceeding according to the Progs long term plan.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (2sCft)

Unfortunately too many are perfectly happy to enthusiastically go along with it.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 09:15 PM (NWiLs)

251 Tell the truth, who hasn't paid for your yearly blow job? And what did it cost?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (6Ll1u)

252 Society started down a path with the sexual revolution and womens liberation and atheism which can only lead to here.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (LWu6U)

253 I've never understood the feminist logic behind the patriarchy.

Because if men have easily oppressed women for over 5000 years, that's quite a win streak. If I can oppress you for 5000 years in a row... We're not equals.

Posted by: Fen at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (i5ytZ)

254 @Mike Hammer,

Ugh, I completely missed the context of your question. Sorry for my previous rambling response.

When I noted it wasn't "as safe" back then, I was thinking of things like dying young in war, dying of illnesses which are trivially treated today, etc. -- basically, shorter lifespans owing to numerous causes.

Sorry ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (BiLU+)

255
1969:
Become a groupie so you can fuck a celebrity and then brag to everyone how great it was.

2018:
Become a groupie so you can fuck a celebrity and then brag to everyone how awful it was.

We've come a long way, baby!

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (42M22)

256 Yep. Every thing is proceeding according to the Progs long term plan.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (2sCft)
---
And the thing is that all they're set up for is to set up a crappy socialism like Venezuela, having taken down the last free market system on the Earth.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (vDqXW)

257 I am reminded of something (from memory):

If you've blown yourself- you've made a commitment. You don't wake up one morning and say to yourself: Did I blow myself last night? I don't remember. I don't know where I've been. I wasn't wearing a rubber...
-Dennis Miller

Just seems funny considering the above.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (sZJfc)

258 As Stefan Molynueaux says: if you get rid of the big rules, you don't have no rules, you have an infinity of tiny rules.
Get rid of the big "no sex before marriage" rule, now we have a Sandra Day-O'Connor-like multipart test to check for consent. And the penumbras are definitely emanating.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (5wCUq)

259 I haven't read the article yet, but "nigh-anonymous sex" sounds interesting.

Is there a sign-up for nigh-anonymous sex?

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (56GKt)

260 What did they mean by that? I felt so used.
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (jeefx)

Why you little man-whore.....

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (2sCft)

261 >>I bet it is a lot more humerous. Women really get po'ed when you don't want to do 'em.


Oh, yeah.

It's funny.
Mostly that empty second it take for them to realize you gave them the stiff-arm.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 09:17 PM (kwbNb)

262 243 For women who want to see what real sexual assault and rape looks like, watch the movie Irreversible.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:08 PM (jeefx)
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Never seen the movie, but do they give the indication that she knows, while it's happening, that it's rape? Or does she think about it for a week or two and then decide, Ya know what? I've been raped!
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:14 PM (vDqXW)

Monica Bellucci is raped. Her husband was the actor. Intense and real and graphic.

Guess the only people who told me I should watch that movie.... Wait for it.... Women I was banging.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:17 PM (jeefx)

263 This time we have Trump vs the press.

I like our odds.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (WbIyz)


Oh, Trump will be fine and may even come out ahead. But There are different rules for Congress. And Conservatives need Congress to get anything Conservative out of Trump.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:17 PM (h2Bdk)

264 It does seem from her account that the main issue was the lack of romance. Well, my dear, this is the world you and many others have made. He wasn't getting you up to his room to be sewn into a bundling bag so you all could talk unchaperoned.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 09:17 PM (sZJfc)

265 Biologically, for the male, the sex act is the end goal. After that, the male animal moves on. For the female, it's the beginning--the bearing and raising of the offspring.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2018 09:18 PM (l9m7l)

266 Well, on this cheerful topic, I think I'll go to bed and see if there's anything worth watching on the TV that doesn't involve the shutdown.

And Hannity's show is another eye-opener tonight. Gorka is on now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

267 GOP has not suffered from previous press distortion about "shutdowns".


So those leery of it today are just exhibiting their mediocrity, cowardice, or worse.


Though all those things and more are generally on display and understood already.


If the expected "press" reaction to any move were to be taken seriously, literally nothing would be done other than the destructive race-baiting, envy-stoking, graft, and vandalism that seem to be all the Dems have left in their quiver.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 09:18 PM (QDnY+)

268 Where do I sign up for nigh-anonymous sex?

Is it part of this here AoSHQ unlimited membership?

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 19, 2018 09:18 PM (56GKt)

269 It has a famously brutal very long rape scene that ends with her being beaten into a coma.

So yeah, I think she knows.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:15 PM (uuwor)

Ug. I don't think I could watch it. I have too many female friends that have been actually raped. Was it produced by Harvey Weinstein by any chance.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:19 PM (2sCft)

270 Mmm, Monica Bellucci.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 19, 2018 09:19 PM (ks6bw)

271 Graham, Collins, Flake , Murkowski talking to McConnell about a 3 week deal

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:19 PM (+Tibp)

272 235
But the rocket launch was pretty cool. So there's that.
Posted by: rickl

It had a thing that went up?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (IqV8l)


The whole thing went up.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

273 The better known she is on the national stage the more loathsome she will appear.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2018 08:59 PM (2hNjw)

===

How great would it be to see PDT and Kamala on the presidential debate stage? Literally epic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2018 09:19 PM (EZebt)

274 It is clearly Friday night.

All we need now is a music thread.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:19 PM (WbIyz)

275 The Junior Anti-Sex League.

Posted by: Julia at January 19, 2018 09:20 PM (fUJvh)

276 Women and men are equal, but not fungible...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 09:20 PM (e9G8E)

277 When I noted it wasn't "as safe" back then, I was thinking of things like dying young in war, dying of illnesses which are trivially treated today, etc. -- basically, shorter lifespans owing to numerous causes.

Sorry ...
Posted by: ShainS
----------

Well, you're not wrong of course. Infant mortality was higher, lifespans shorter, etc., etc.

The risks associated with life were higher. My point was that society was far more civil through the 20th century.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:20 PM (nBBdT)

278 Even mandatory Go-Pro's might not be enough. A few of the undergrad guys that got railroaded for fake rape had literally thousands of exculpatory text messages from the "victim" and it still didn't get them completely exonerated.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:20 PM (uuwor)

279 Tell the truth, who hasn't paid for your yearly blow job? And what did it cost?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 19, 2018 09:16 PM (6Ll1u)

Well, more often than that, but I've found Sig Sauer and diamonds hit my wife's sweet spot.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:20 PM (2sCft)

280 It has a famously brutal very long rape scene that ends with her being beaten into a coma.

So yeah, I think she knows.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:15 PM (uuwor)
---
The only reason that I ask that is that I've often wondered--in this time of "triggering" language--why the phrase "I didn't think it was rape at the time" isn't EGREGIOUSLY offensive to the women who went through the type of rape *they knew* was rape *at the time*.

And if the point is to be *sensitive* for what is traumatic for others. Don't you fucking know that "I didn't know I was being raped at the time" should only hold for ninjas with some extreme endowment problems?

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:21 PM (vDqXW)

281 As The Last Man at the CDC I can state as a fact that after age 14, it becomes more increasingly difficult to blow yourself as you age.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:21 PM (jeefx)

282 Avoiding unwanted attention

Him: I'm gay.
Her: Oh.


Her: I'm gay.
Him: Interesting ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:21 PM (WbIyz)

283 Favorite DEAD rock start?

Jerry Garcia, of course.


*drops mic*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 19, 2018 09:21 PM (QzJWU)

284 Tell the truth, who hasn't paid for your yearly blow job? And what did it cost?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Married 28 years, so ...... 30 years?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:21 PM (+Tibp)

285 271 Graham, Collins, Flake , Murkowski talking to McConnell about a 3 week deal
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:19 PM (+Tibp)

Worst The Five show ever.

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 09:21 PM (JK6QI)

286 Girls never had s problem walking out on me?

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2018 09:22 PM (yM/Yl)

287 So, who's your favourite dead rock star?

Keith Emerson, followed closely by Greg Lake.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 09:22 PM (tRaq7)

288 Guess the only people who told me I should watch that movie.... Wait for it.... Women I was banging.
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:17 PM (jeefx)

Some women are really bizarre about those kinds of movies. There was a girl I knew who felt it was her mission in life to get me to see Requiem for a Dream. She kept trying to tempt me with Jennifer Connely's boobs and double dildo action. I just hate personal destruction stories.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 09:23 PM (sZJfc)

289 Cerealously, I think this nigh-anonymous sex thing is right up my ballpark.

Is that the chick that keeps yelling at me when I enter something in the search bar at PornHub?

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 19, 2018 09:23 PM (56GKt)

290 Is Carl Palmer still kicking?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:23 PM (WbIyz)

291 Flake says "a few things are percolating"

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (+Tibp)

292 I'll go with SRV

Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (JK6QI)

293 Women. Can't live with 'em.

Pass the beer nuts.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (LWu6U)

294
Is there a sign-up for nigh-anonymous sex?
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost


Neigh

Posted by: Mister Ed at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (IqV8l)

295 Biologically, for the male, the sex act is the end goal. After that, the male animal moves on. For the female, it's the beginning--the bearing and raising of the offspring.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2018 09:18 PM (l9m7l)

Something that has been forgotten in the days of easy birth control. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (2sCft)

296 @275 The Junior Anti-Sex League.
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@_@

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@273 How great would it be to see PDT and Kamala on the presidential debate stage? Literally epic.
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I didn't see the debate she had with Loretta Sanchez for the senate seat, but my parents did. They later told me that they couldn't believe how ignorant both women were.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (mJxCG)

297 BTW Parks and Recreation had Chris Pratt, for 'ettes who are fans of his.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (8OMyt)

298 Thanks to feminists, when I think of sex, I picture sticking my dick or face into a shucked Oyster that's been in a luke warm cooler over night.

Great job feminists.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (jeefx)

299 some talking head on hannity brought up the domestic spying as deprivation of civil rights under color of law. Nice to hear as I have beating that drum for a while now. Start the round up using normally narco squad hits at 4:00am. Assume armed and dangerious. I am not going to say shoot the dog and cavity search the whole family in the living room, but

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (Eu5eZ)

300 You people are missing the meta-message of the "I was date-raped by Aziz Ansari" essay:

The author is actually saying two things simultaneously:

1. "I am attractive ans sexy enough to snag and seduce a major celebrity. That proves I am sexier and better-looking than all you reading this."

2. "I am so woke and politically hip that I can confess my most intimate sexuak experiences for the purpose of showing how horrible men are. This proves I am a better feminist than all you reading this."

She's trying to prove her superiority both on a traditional-womanhood scale, and on a postmodern feminist womanhood scale. At the same time.

And she pulled it off. Quite a feat!

Never ever read things flatly, only perceiving their "declared narrative." Always look underneath for the true crypto-narrative.

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (42M22)

301 Why is it some women simply can't take charge of the situation? I have to be honest here - men might not like it when you say no, but they do kinda sorta respect it. I mean, at least you are clearly stating your intent. Better yet, say that out on the sidewalk - "This is moving a little too fast for me..." Easy peasey. Oh, yeah, maybe that is uncomfortable? Yeah. So? Dating is often a bit uncomfortable for everyone.

Feminists always assume that the man knows exactly what HE wants. Men have regrets, oh shit, do we ever have regrets about sex. Wrong person, wrong time, wrong place. And yes, women pressure men to have sex they may not want. "Don't stick your dick in crazy" is a saying every man has heard, and ignored, much to their detriment. Usually because crazy is asking. Men get asked up by women and decide, nah. Not worth it. It is awkward

So?

So I say to feminists of the world - man up! We can manage our shit, and you should too.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (fftfA)

302 Flake's word is poo.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (6FqZa)

303 Women and men are equal, but not fungible...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 09:20 PM (e9G8E)
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Exactly. Which is to say they are *different*. And if you consider *difference* to be a form of inequality, it just shows that you can't figure out in what sense human *equality* works.

The whole godless mathematical reduction of mankind--which is kind of harmonious with a reduction to a ridiculous academic economic theory and the simplistic remaking of man--has been screwing a lot of things up.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (vDqXW)

304 I thought the end goal was getting her to agree that it's not really cheating if we rope her hot friend into a threesome?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (uuwor)

305 I didn't see the debate she had with Loretta Sanchez for the senate seat, but my parents did. They later told me that they couldn't believe how ignorant both women were.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:24 PM (mJxCG)


Sanchez literally cheated her way into office, so I'm not that surprised.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (h2Bdk)

306 Huh, times sure have changed, no woman who ever turned me down seemed to give a rats ass if I felt bad about it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (oVWx5)

307 240 Rules of Shutdowns:

But first, the premise: shutdowns are worse than Hitler.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (cW490)

308 Neigh
Posted by: Mister Ed

Will you still respect me in the morning?

Posted by: Sara Jessica Parker at January 19, 2018 09:26 PM (5wCUq)

309
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:05 PM (6FqZa)


LOL. Without objection, I nominate bth to write all future movie reviews for this blog.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 09:26 PM (pNxlR)

310 Never ever read things flatly, only perceiving their "declared narrative." Always look underneath for the true crypto-narrative.


I thought she was just begging for a proper rogering.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:26 PM (WbIyz)

311 304 I thought the end goal was getting her to agree that it's not really cheating if we rope her hot friend into a threesome?
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (uuwor)


The older I get, the more I realize what Insty says is true: Inside every threesome there's a twosome and a onesome.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:26 PM (h2Bdk)

312 It is clearly Friday night.

All we need now is a music thread.


I thought you'd never axe, Grump...

Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer. Featuring the incomparable Tony Levin on bass guitar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q&list=RDEMhlMN2GTWYdQe-pLxan5O7A

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 09:27 PM (tRaq7)

313 Per Fox, Dems might cave for a short (3 week) deal.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:27 PM (+Tibp)

314 295 Biologically, for the male, the sex act is the end goal. After that, the male animal moves on. For the female, it's the beginning--the bearing and raising of the offspring.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2018 09:18 PM (l9m7l)

No. Children need their fathers and fathers change on a bio chemical level after their chikden are born .

More feminist science we are tricked into believing.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:27 PM (jeefx)

315 And she pulled it off. Quite a feat!

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (42M22)
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Nicely done.

And Ansari must be hurtin'.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:27 PM (vDqXW)

316 I've gotta go with Zappa on the dead rock star thing. Damn, I still miss that guy.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (2WfB0)

317 This story can't be right. It says on wikipedia that he identifies as a "male feminist".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (/qEW2)

318 "The older I get, the more I realize what Insty says is true: Inside every threesome there's a twosome and a onesome.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:26 PM (h2Bdk) "

Hence why we call two guys and one girl a "Devil's Threesome."

You're either a passenger or...well, option two isn't pretty.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (uuwor)

319 Keep in mind, this is the generation that will lead teh revolution:



https://youtu.be/QC35FAJDFpY

Posted by: Country Singer at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (yzxic)

320 1. There is nothing a man and a woman can do alone in an apartment that they can t do in a public area, except for the one thing they can only do when alone.

Skin hobos?

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (7R2h5)

321 Krebs, I might or might not have Opinions about Star Wars and about Disney's latest takes thereupon.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:29 PM (6FqZa)

322 @305 Sanchez literally cheated her way into office, so I'm not that surprised.
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One of my co-workers back when Sanchez got Bob Dornan's seat was married to a woman who worked at one of the places that got busted for illegally registering immigrants before they were citizens.

I had an odd conversation with him about it later. He kept insisting that his wife's organization shouldn't have gotten into trouble. The fact that they had flagrantly broken the law meant absolutely nothing to him.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:29 PM (mJxCG)

323 Every time I see Kellyanne Conway, I think that while smiling and being pleasant, given the opportunity, she would casually gut a Dem, without getting blood on her dress.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:29 PM (c/EDo)

324 317 This story can't be right. It says on wikipedia that he identifies as a "male feminist".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (/qEW2)


Oh yes. I saw a clip of him going on about it on a talk show. It's cringy as hell.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:29 PM (h2Bdk)

325

1. "I am attractive ans sexy enough to snag and seduce a major celebrity. That proves I am sexier and better-looking than all you reading this."

Who is Aziz Ansari

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2018 09:29 PM (yM/Yl)

326 >>She's trying to prove her superiority both on a traditional-womanhood scale, and on a postmodern feminist womanhood scale. At the same time.

Regardless of what she was trying to prove. All she proved to me is that she is a slut, and an idiot.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 19, 2018 09:30 PM (LWu6U)

327 If you want to talk, great, stay out together at a bar or coffee shop or desert cafe.

-=-=-
What if we're in the forest, or the mountains, or by a lake or coast? No bar or coffee shop, nor cafe.

Posted by: pogomip at January 19, 2018 09:30 PM (heuSM)

328 Is it just me, or does KellyAnne Conway have Richard Nixon's nose?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 19, 2018 09:30 PM (8ZeGS)

329 323 Every time I see Kellyanne Conway, I think that while smiling and being pleasant, given the opportunity, she would casually gut a Dem, without getting blood on her dress.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:29 PM (c/EDo)


Isn't she more of a hired-gun type? I think she'd pretty much gut whoever you paid her to gut.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:30 PM (h2Bdk)

330 "My point is, this girl went up to this guy's apartment. That doesn't
mean she's consented to be sexually assaulted or anything like that, but
it surely means she's consented to permitting him to try to persuade
her to have sex."


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This chick was not assaulted. Men are not mind readers and cannot be expected to pick up on "non-verbal cues" that you are not into them. Particularly when any "non-verbal cues" that you are putting out include willingly getting naked and giving him not one but two BJ's.





From her own story, the minute she actually said no (with her mouth and not her psychic mind rays) to one of Anzari's suggestions, he stopped. She was not assaulted and she undermines all of those who are by crying wolf.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 09:30 PM (FTXAT)

331 Who is Aziz Ansari
Posted by: Jean

Voice of the token black kid on Bob's Burgers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 09:31 PM (5wCUq)

332 Graham has said that any opposition to massive immigration/invasion is a non-starter. Why is this globalist traitor so secure in his position when he comes from a "Red State."

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 09:31 PM (eq7gs)

333 I've gotta go with Zappa on the dead rock star thing. Damn, I still miss that guy.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (2WfB0)

Well, Hendrix died way to young. But I'd go with Duane Allman.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:31 PM (2sCft)

334 omg..my husband..do you know where you're going tomorrow? Me.. I will put the address in my phone's GPS. Him.. you know how do to that? Me.. uh.. yeah.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

335 >>>And she pulled it off. Quite a feat!
<<<

Nice assessment. You forgot to mention that she's as big a piece of shit as he is.

Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 09:31 PM (bJ0w+)

336 Graham has said that any opposition to massive immigration/invasion is a non-starter. Why is this globalist traitor so secure in his position when he comes from a "Red State."
Posted by: CM9000

Low Country ..

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (yM/Yl)

337 Hence why we call two guys and one girl a "Devil's Threesome."

You're either a passenger or...well, option two isn't pretty.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (uuwor)

I have a pretty robust mind for imagining these sorts of things, but I'm lost.....

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (2sCft)

338 "I saw some people arguing that it's hard for a woman to say no. That she doesn't want to make a scene, or make the guy feel bad!"


Well, I don't know who these girls are, but I find that beyond stupid. Seriously, I don't get that. A guy she barely knows and she doesn't want to make him feel bad by saying no. Why? I'm sure he'd recover.

Where is the self-respect these girls should have for theirselves?

This whole thing is insane and I'm with Banfield.

Now back to read the rest of Ace's post.

Posted by: professor chaos, gumdrop gorilla channel at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (iX3+9)

339 Why is this globalist traitor so secure in his position when he comes from a "Red State."
Posted by: CM900

Evidently, SC has open voting in the primaries so Dems vote for the weakest Republican. Hence, Miss Lindsay.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (+Tibp)

340 No such thing as UFO's my butt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 09:13 PM (ptqGC)
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Was it flying? Was it an object? Could you identify it?

There you go.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (vDqXW)

341 >>>>Women and men are equal, but not fungible...


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 19, 2018 09:20 PM (e9G8E)


This is the truth.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (RfzVr)

342 Is Carl Palmer still kicking?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 09:23 PM (WbIyz)


You could have offered me any amount of money, and I would have never guessed Keith, Greg and Carl.

Sounds like three dudes who smoke weed together, work at the muffler shop.

I would have expected a prog rock band to be guys like Nigel, Ian, and Sir Alfred.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (Pz4pT)

343 Voice of the token black kid on Bob's Burgers.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 09:31 PM (5wCUq)

--The one who helped Bob beat Jimmy Pesto's score on that video game?

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (8OMyt)

344 Keep in mind, this is the generation that will lead teh revolution:
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She (?) probably would have slit her wrist if she'd used a P-38.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:34 PM (c/EDo)

345 No one gives a shit about me any more. Freakin' rich dick, Grey.

Posted by: Edward Cullen at January 19, 2018 09:34 PM (ewxPW)

346 Is it just me, or does KellyAnne Conway have Richard Nixon's nose?
Posted by: BifBewalski

Was Dick known for getting around? How are her yo-yo skills?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 09:34 PM (5wCUq)

347 For the #MeToo movement(wait for it)

https://youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 09:34 PM (LiyEm)

348 Paaaaaam Bondi!

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:34 PM (8OMyt)

349 And by favorite dead rock star, are you guys talking about guys you are glad are dead?

Because otherwise, Robert Johnson. Everyone else is pretty much just copycats and fanbois of same.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (Pz4pT)

350 'Posted by: Pete Seria'

* Fistbump *

Posted by: freaked at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (UdKB7)

351 OK, I get it.

Lindsey Graham has nigh-anonymous sex with himself.

And John McCain.

And Jeff Flake.

Hmmm...

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (56GKt)

352 A 3-week CR? Pondering the point of that.


No dead-certain things going to transpire in the interim that either side would be banking on, that I can think of.


Mega-Scandal situation likely to get toastier for Dems - that's fairly likely.


Other than that? Same issues will be there in a month. The Dems announcing they'd vote the House bill is unsurprising confirmation of the fault lines. I'd make it harder for them to still say that in 3 weeks. But that's just me, wanting to actually make political gainzzz and also policy gainzzz when common sense and political winds are at my back. Crazy talk.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (QDnY+)

353 This story can't be right. It says on wikipedia that he identifies as a "male feminist".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (/qEW2)
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Known synonym for "sneaky fucker".

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (vDqXW)

354 --The one who helped Bob beat Jimmy Pesto's score on that video game?
Posted by: logprof

Yup. That's his real voice btw.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (5wCUq)

355 "I have a pretty robust mind for imagining these sorts of things, but I'm lost.....

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:33 PM (2sCft) "

Well, the point was that in any threesome, there's two people that want to bang and one hanger-on. So I suppose in two guys/one girl, best case scenario is the girl is into you and the other guy is window dressing.

But I'm a pessimist, so I figure at best, I'm the throw-in pick the girl has to accept to nab the blue chip prospect. And at worst....

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (uuwor)

356 Rape scene. THe worst one was that of Sharon aboard the Pegasus on the BSG reboot.

I couldn't watch that through. I had to turn away. It was so real, and I cared about the character very much, so into the damned show I was.

I can watch all kinds of violent crap without blinking, but when it seems real, and of rape, I just can't take it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 09:36 PM (8O3HH)

357 She probably failed at sperm jacking him during the blowjobs and had her period on time. A girl has to eat ya know..... so #MeToo.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:36 PM (jeefx)

358 Tammy Baldwin (W-D, Who?) is getting hammered for opposing House Bill (pro-shutdown)

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:36 PM (+Tibp)

359 BSG???

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (dUJdY)

360 Never ever read things flatly, only perceiving their "declared narrative." Always look underneath for the true crypto-narrative.

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (42M22)


========

Especially where liberals are concerned. They have convoluted minds.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (/qEW2)

361 Didn't read through the comments, but I'd bet real money that "Grace" would have gladly given Aziz what he wanted had his game been slightly above Sub-Penthouse Forum, Porntube-level game. If her account is accurate, I can't say as I blame her. But trying to turn this into a #MeToo moment? Nah. bro.

Posted by: holygoat at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (nCqz2)

362 Paaaaaam Bondi!
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:34 PM (8OMyt)

Yeah? How's she holding up? She used to be kinda hawt.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (2sCft)

363 Isn't she more of a hired-gun type? I think she'd pretty much gut whoever you paid her to gut.
Posted by: Ace's liver
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Maybe. But with a sense of responsibility. Think, Paladin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (nBBdT)

364 @359 BSG???
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Battlestar Galactica

The soap opera-ish reboot version.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:38 PM (mJxCG)

365 So trending on twatter is #TrumpShutdown. I'm sure the twatters behind the scenes are working hard on that one.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 19, 2018 09:38 PM (mQ0Mc)

366 Dems are scrambling for a face saving deal

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:38 PM (+Tibp)

367 And by favorite dead rock star, are you guys talking about guys you are glad are dead?

Because otherwise, Robert Johnson. Everyone else is pretty much just copycats and fanbois of same.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (Pz4pT)

I thought it was favorite favorites. Not glad they are dead unfavorites.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:38 PM (2sCft)

368 Never ever read things flatly, only perceiving their "declared narrative." Always look underneath for the true crypto-narrative.

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (42M22)

========

Especially where liberals are concerned. They have convoluted minds.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (/qEW2)
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Once translated into the victim hierarchy, it's just what's known as a humble-brag.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:39 PM (vDqXW)

369 Blutarski, you keep reporting on Dems being hammered for their votes/non-votes.


By whom? Only thing that matters would be serious home-state reaction. Are voters and state media "hammering" these people? If not, hard to see why it would matter.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 09:39 PM (QDnY+)

370 They never showed you my rape sequences because I enjoyed them too much.

Posted by: ensign wesley crusher at January 19, 2018 09:39 PM (ewxPW)

371 Well, the point was that in any threesome, there's two people that want to bang and one hanger-on. So I suppose in two guys/one girl, best case scenario is the girl is into you and the other guy is window dressing.

But I'm a pessimist, so I figure at best, I'm the throw-in pick the girl has to accept to nab the blue chip prospect. And at worst....
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (uuwor)


Honestly, I don't know anyone who has done any of this in real life, nor do I want to know. Even if they have.

However... I would assume any two guy/one girl combo involves at LEAST one guy who is wanting to bang the other guy, but is too ashamed to admit it. He's hoping for the two trains, traveling on different tracks, to accidentally bump into each other at the station.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:39 PM (Pz4pT)

372 Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:38 PM (mJxCG)

Ah.. well, never watched it. Only watched the original, original.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:40 PM (dUJdY)

373 BSG???
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (dUJdY)
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Bi-sodium Glutamate.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:40 PM (vDqXW)

374 Battlestar Galactaca

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:40 PM (vDqXW)

375 "Didn't read through the comments, but I'd bet real money that "Grace" would have gladly given Aziz what he wanted had his game been slightly above Sub-Penthouse Forum, Porntube-level game. If her account is accurate, I can't say as I blame her. But trying to turn this into a #MeToo moment? Nah. bro.

Posted by: holygoat at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (nCqz2) "

I mean yeah, he sounded like he was clumsily doing shit he's seen in amateur porn, but even if he was some sort of tantric sex God, I think Princess would still be mad because her fantasy was to be romanced and most likely to eventually be Aziz's arm candy.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:40 PM (uuwor)

376 They never showed you my rape sequences because I enjoyed them too much.
Posted by: ensign wesley crusher
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Give me a call.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at January 19, 2018 09:40 PM (nBBdT)

377 By whom? Only thing that matters would be serious home-state reaction. Are voters and state media "hammering" these people? If not, hard to see why it would matter.

Posted by: rhomboid

Reading from a Breitbart thread. Some hammers are Sarah Huckabee Sanders, some are instate rivals

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at January 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+Tibp)

378 I read a Danielle Steel (I think) book once in high school. Basically a thinly-veiled parody of Studio 54. There was an orgy scene in it, from the guy's point of view. Someone tried to sneak up and cornhole him while he was in the middle of... something else.

Probably orgies are unadvisable if you don't know everyone involved real well.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:40 PM (6FqZa)

379 @372 Ah.. well, never watched it. Only watched the original, original.
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Whether you missed anything is...

open for debate.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:41 PM (mJxCG)

380 Is Carl Palmer still kicking?

Yup.

Time and Time Again Asia -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v46TMN1j8Jw&list=PLUuReMU26Zj1XR2sCJNXubCplmSqyYlLA

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 09:41 PM (tRaq7)

381 Paaaaaam Bondi!
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:34 PM (8OMyt)

Yeah? How's she holding up? She used to be kinda hawt.
Posted by: SteveOReno

--Still easy on the eyes, and I like her subtle Southern accent.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2018 09:41 PM (8OMyt)

382 She probably failed at sperm jacking him during the blowjobs and had her period on time. A girl has to eat ya know..... so #MeToo.
Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:36 PM (jeefx)

Any mention if he promised her he wouldn't do that thing in her mouth, and then whoops, he did that thing in her mouth? That could explain alot.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:41 PM (2sCft)

383 When I make my fuck buddies clean all their snail trails with their tongues while tied up before she can leave, they text me back and will blow up my phone like I owe them a favor they need to back over to pay over and over again.


I get it. It's the knock knock jokes.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (jeefx)

384 The first female I knew who was raped was a girl who was in 7th grade when I was in 8th. Nice, quiet girl with long brown hair. She was raped - anally- at knifepoint by a scumbag in his 30's behind a grocery store when she was walking home from volleyball practice. She made the mistake of telling several of her friends about it and soon everyone at school knew. But it was also in the paper and there were posters with a picture based on the description she had given the police all over the neighborhood and - they caught the guy. I think I'm more horrified by it now than I was then. Because now I'm in my 50's and I think "Jeez, she was 12 when that happened! 12! That was her introduction to sex."

Another friend was dragged into an alley in DC when she was fumbling for her keys outside of her apartment building. And she was badly beaten and truly thought she was about to die - in fact, she told me she had an out-of body experience - she swears she saw the scene happening from above as if she was looking down on herself being punched and raped. She had nightmares for years. They never caught the shitheel.

I think about those two and other women I know who had horrific rape experiences and then I think of these twits who cry rape because they didn't like the sex or because he didn't call them - and I'm infuriated by how they are trivializing the term.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (P8951)

385 Not sure about the open primary explanation, I think Republican LIVs are more too blame, the incumbent rate of re-election is a feature of both parties.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (eq7gs)

386 Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:35 PM (Pz4pT)

I thought it was favorite favorites. Not glad they are dead unfavorites.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:38 PM (2sCft)


Honest answer: I can't imagine why I should care. Other than the possibility that they were still going to make some good moosic at some point, had their lives continued, but rock stars, to the extent they ARE interesting, tend to become less so with the passage of time.

In other words, the guy who was awesome in his 20s, was milking it in his 30s, was straight up a sell out in his 40s, and an embarrassing wash-out in his 50s.

If he dies before he gets that far, he's a legend.

Immortality, baby!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (Pz4pT)

387 379 @372 Ah.. well, never watched it. Only watched the original, original.
---------------------

Whether you missed anything is...

open for debate.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:41 PM (mJxCG)

Tricia Helfer is worth watching a few episodes. Her in a pony tail and sweats was... surprisingly hot. Especially considering the over made-up way she was usually portrayed in the series.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 09:43 PM (sZJfc)

388 Dems are scrambling for a face saving deal
Posted by: Blutarski-esque
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My god, I hope this works.

Posted by: Henry Waxman at January 19, 2018 09:43 PM (y3sT9)

389 I would like to point out that the "male sexual attitudes" this theory seems to envision are held only by a small minority of that population.

In fact, I am forced to note that they're mostly in a very specific, largely non-representative group within that population.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 19, 2018 09:43 PM (lLeln)

390 Going OT...

I just emailed my congresscritter, try it, you can just copy this and alter as you please. Or you can call 202-224-3121. Stand up for America.

My first question is are you one of the 115 who viewed the FISA memo? If not why not?

Will you vote to release this memo to the American public? If not why not?

I feel the American public needs to know about a possible subversion of our electoral process. And it appears that was done by our own employees, not the Russians with "collusion" with the Trump campaign.

Please respond, as I got no response to my last email to you. No response equals no vote for you this next election.

Posted by: Farmer at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (yJ1e6)

391 Back in the barrel, Crusher, you little bitch!

Posted by: capt. jean-luc picard at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (ewxPW)

392 Maybe. But with a sense of responsibility. Think, Paladin.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (nBBdT)


Heh heh. Showing your age a bit there.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (h2Bdk)

393 Donna: my ex-gf was attacked by an illegal alien who broke into her window when she was a little girl. She had the out-of-body experience as well. She made enough noise though that the would-be child rapist got spooked and scurried back out.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (6FqZa)

394 Honestly, I don't know anyone who has done any of this in real life, nor do I want to know. Even if they have.

However... I would assume any two guy/one girl combo involves at LEAST one guy who is wanting to bang the other guy, but is too ashamed to admit it. He's hoping for the two trains, traveling on different tracks, to accidentally bump into each other at the station.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:39 PM (Pz4pT)

Politics, gun threads, burning issues of the day and this stuff. We sure cover a lot of ground here at AoSHQ.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (2sCft)

395 Donna, wow, those are horrifying stories.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 19, 2018 09:45 PM (mQ0Mc)

396 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (P8951)

Exactly Donna.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:45 PM (dUJdY)

397 "I think about those two and other women I know who had horrific rape experiences and then I think of these twits who cry rape because they didn't like the sex or because he didn't call them - and I'm infuriated by how they are trivializing the term.

Posted by: DonnaV has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (P8951) "

You'd think more women would get pissed about it, right? But many seem to be fine with everyone out there jumping on the victimhood train.

If I was an older black guy that got the firehose and German Shepherd treatment, I'd be beyond furious at these fragile little nothings crying racism because some chalk on the sidewalk offended their delicate sensibilities.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:45 PM (uuwor)

398 To pay for medical school while in college, I made funny cute balloon animals on the weekends situated downtown for maximum exposure. It was like I had pussy falling out of my pockets in those days.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:45 PM (jeefx)

399 In my day, sluts had a code, and the code was silence.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 19, 2018 09:45 PM (oVJmc)

400 @387 Tricia Helfer is worth watching a few episodes. Her in a pony tail and sweats was... surprisingly hot. Especially considering the over made-up way she was usually portrayed in the series.
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She and Grace Park both definitely made the series more watchable than I otherwise would have found it.

Unfortunately, aside from that, I didn't particularly care for it. The mid-series revelation that the writers (including Ron Moore) were basically making it up their "epic story" as they went along didn't help matters.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:46 PM (mJxCG)

401 Damn, bro.

Bitch took my fingers all the way to the left tonsil.

NICE!

Posted by: aziz azari at January 19, 2018 09:47 PM (BLjCA)

402 the third season of Battlestar Galactica killed it. just a lot of #woke Iraq-War bullshit.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:47 PM (6FqZa)

403 Unfortunately, aside from that, I didn't particularly care for it. The mid-series revelation that the writers (including Ron Moore) were basically making it up their "epic story" as they went along didn't help matters.
Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:46 PM (mJxCG)

Yeah, I pretty much bailed after the end of the first season when I quickly realized this was going to be a show less about survival and more about who was banging who- and who was pissed off about it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 19, 2018 09:47 PM (sZJfc)

404 I think about those two and other women I know who had horrific rape experiences and then I think of these twits who cry rape because they didn't like the sex or because he didn't call them - and I'm infuriated by how they are trivializing the term.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (P8951)


Yep, a very close friend of mine experienced the real deal. I think on some level, every day is a knife to her throat, because it never goes away. It is present, not overwhelmingly so, but relentlessly.

And these jackholes are constant reminders, a steady push of the blade, for all those who know the real thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:47 PM (Pz4pT)

405 I saw some people arguing that it's hard for a woman to say no.

This excuse really pisses me off. This is infantilizing women, and there's no excuse for it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 09:48 PM (+lVUW)

406 ELP - Toccata

The first recorded drum synthesizer that I know of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKZ27HW8Q0k&list=PLUuReMU26Zj1XR2sCJNXubCplmSqyYlLA&index=4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 09:48 PM (tRaq7)

407 396 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 09:42 PM (P8951)

Exactly Donna.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:45 PM (dUJdY)

You would think other women would make them disappear without a trace while at the same time send cupcakes and positive vibes to their family members, but yet, here we are.


Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:48 PM (jeefx)

408 You'd think more women would get pissed about it, right? But many seem to be fine with everyone out there jumping on the victimhood train.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:45 PM (uuwor)
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On the other end, though. It could create solidarity around all the women given "victim status", and plus give them a common villain: the male libido.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:48 PM (vDqXW)

409 BSG???

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:37 PM (dUJdY)


========

Well, people started feeding it again today, so it came back full force.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 09:49 PM (/qEW2)

410 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (6FqZa)

Good God that's awful. I'm glad she wasn't raped.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 09:50 PM (P8951)

411 >> BSG???

Sorry, but the others have already answered it I see. Battlestar Galactica, Ron D. Moore's reboot of it (and I hate for that ridiculous ending. Just basically pissed on the effort I put into watching and loving it).

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 09:50 PM (8O3HH)

412 BSG = Banana Splits Guy?

Sigh. What now......?

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:50 PM (2sCft)

413
319 Keep in mind, this is the generation that will lead teh revolution:

https://youtu.be/QC35FAJDFpY
Posted by: Country Singer at January 19, 2018 09:28 PM (yzxic)


There's a newer opener out there that cuts on the vertical cylinder surface just below the seam. That would leave them to starve to death.

Some years back - five or so - I saw a video in which members of the Millennial generation were patting themselves on the back over how smart, savvy, tolerant and destined to succeed they were. It was full of howlers, IOW. I wish that I had gotten its name or location.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 09:50 PM (0spTc)

414 Salem Witch Trials + Social Media = Social contracts nuked from orbit just to be sure.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 09:51 PM (jeefx)

415 This excuse really pisses me off. This is infantilizing women, and there's no excuse for it.

Yep.. good points being made here. Women want to be seen as strong and in control but yet this kind of shit goes on? Well. which is it you dumb fucks? Are you a strong woman in control or are you a whore?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:51 PM (dUJdY)

416 Politics, gun threads, burning issues of the day and this stuff. We sure cover a lot of ground here at AoSHQ.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (2sCft)


I've been commenting here for 10 years.

You have no idea...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 09:51 PM (tRaq7)

417 Tell that to Denise Washington!

Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 19, 2018 09:51 PM (rdl6o)

418 http://bit.ly/2DlgRpD

Gregg Jarrett: I Suspect This FISA Document Will Show Numerous Felonies By Top Officials-- With Up to 10 Years Behind Bars (VIDEO)

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (y3aQB)

419 Well maybe some women aren't speaking out about how sickening this is to them because they're also afraid of being socially shunned? Seriously, no one is immune to this monstrosity the left has created. I saw people calling out Margaret fucking Atwood for being a traitor to feminism.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (uuwor)

420 >> Tricia Helfer is worth watching a few episodes. Her in a pony tail and sweats was... surprisingly hot.

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Just FYI, she and Katee Sackoff have teamed up for something they call "Acting Outlaws". Photoshoots for calendars and stuff. They get nekkid. Together.

Grace Park has joined them for some of the shoots, but not nekkid that I can see.

Both Tricia and Helfer dig motorcycles. So Biker Babes, too.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (8O3HH)

421 Politics, gun threads, burning issues of the day and this stuff. We sure cover a lot of ground here at AoSHQ.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (2sCft)

I've been commenting here for 10 years.

You have no idea...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 09:51 PM (tRaq7)


Good gracious, we're moving into year 14 for me. This is one of my longest lasting current relationships.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (Pz4pT)

422 And the House CR is crap that includes amnesty... I am praying it fails.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (FTXAT)

423 So are we heading towards a shitdown...oops...shutdown I mean?

Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (Pz2KV)

424 I saw people calling out Margaret fucking Atwood for being a traitor to feminism.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (uuwor)
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Jacobinism always goes the same way.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 09:54 PM (vDqXW)

425 @415 Yep.. good points being made here. Women want to be seen as strong and in control but yet this kind of shit goes on? Well. which is it you dumb fucks? Are you a strong woman in control or are you a whore?
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That was Megan McCardle's point in the long piece she wrote about the mess. Women can't have it both ways.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:54 PM (mJxCG)

426 Pre-Trump I would have defended a horrible Islam sympathizing, anti-white, anti-western leftist like Aziz Ansari from phony rape charges b/c "muh principles".

But now, fuck it. I hope he goes to jail or gets ex-communicated or whatever. The Trump era has shown that these people are the enemy and we are in a cold-ish war.

So I hope all the bad things in life happen to Aziz, twice. And then again for even more Keks.

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 19, 2018 09:54 PM (PTA8E)

427 lol.. same her Burt.. I know I've been around at least 10 years, probably more. Seen many good people come and go. Seen shitheads come and go too.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (dUJdY)

428 Yep.. good points being made here. Women want to be seen as strong and
in control but yet this kind of shit goes on? Well. which is it you dumb
fucks? Are you a strong woman in control or are you a whore?

------------------------


More to the point are we in control of ourselves or do we need keepers like small children and mental patients do?

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (FTXAT)

429 Ace,
RE Aziz Ansari.
By the woman's own admission, they had engaged in at least one sexual act (oral) and when he wanted to do more, she said no and left. She indicates there was no assault, but rather faults him for wanting something more AFTER they engaged in a sexual act. It's just regret on her part, and she chose to get revenge by publicly humiliating him.

Posted by: SGTYork at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (ITvKk)

430 Well maybe some women aren't speaking out about how sickening this is to them because they're also afraid of being socially shunned? Seriously, no one is immune to this monstrosity the left has created. I saw people calling out Margaret fucking Atwood for being a traitor to feminism.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (uuwor)


Yeah, I think it is not uncommon for many women to not talk about ANY of this stuff, with anyone except a very small number of people they trust.

Our current climate does NOT lend itself to opening up, except to liars and/or people with personality disorders.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (Pz4pT)

431 Margaret Atwood is a traitor, but only to the English language. I'm supposed to believe there's a patriarchy, yet I'm forced to read 'Alias Grace' in school? Fuck that noise.

(I've heard Oryx and Crake is decent, but I'm once bitten twice shy.)

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 09:56 PM (uuwor)

432 This excuse really pisses me off. This is infantilizing women, and there's no excuse for it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2018 09:48 PM (+lVUW)

Also - this whole idea that women are socialized to be sweet and submissive - since when? Girls have not been told they have to be submissive since at least the '70's and even in the 50's girls were not told they had to be submissive about giving up sex. No, they were told to be pretty assertive about saying no, because the consequences were serious.You have this bizarre thing going on where on one hand, it's all you go,girl! Grrrrl Power, one woman can beat up 7 guys on TV and women are constantly going on about how strong they are - and yet, all these young 'uns are supposedly these little shrinking violets, too mealy-mouthed to say no? What horseshit girls are learning.


Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 09:56 PM (P8951)

433 @420 Both Tricia and Helfer dig motorcycles. So Biker Babes, too.
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IIRC, Sackoff appeared on a motorcycle from time to time on Longmire.

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 09:57 PM (mJxCG)

434 So are we heading towards a shitdown...oops...shutdown I mean?
Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (Pz2KV)


No offense to Ace and others, but to me Washington is the NFL.

Not wasting a moment of my time anymore, watching and concerning myself with what those shitty people do.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:58 PM (Pz4pT)

435 >>>429 Ace,
RE Aziz Ansari.
By the woman's own admission, they had engaged in at least one sexual act (oral) and when he wanted to do more, she said no and left. She indicates there was no assault, but rather faults him for wanting something more AFTER they engaged in a sexual act. It's just regret on her part, and she chose to get revenge by publicly humiliating him.
Posted by: SGTYork at January 19, 2018 09:55 PM (ITvKk)

_____________

Doesn't matter. Do you think a leftist like Aziz would defend anyone on the right from a BS sexual assault charge? Or for anything else?

Nope.

So let him rot. Glad the left is attacking one of their own. No need for our guys to defend the creep. *cough* stop defending him lil' Ben Shapiro *cough*

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 19, 2018 09:59 PM (PTA8E)

436
It's all so sad, first Net Neutrality decimated the population, then the horrors of the tax cut, and now complete shut down. Oh, the blood on the hands of the Republicans!

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at January 19, 2018 10:00 PM (5OO3x)

437 ONT is up

Posted by: junior at January 19, 2018 10:00 PM (mJxCG)

438 Politics, gun threads, burning issues of the day and this stuff. We sure cover a lot of ground here at AoSHQ.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 09:44 PM (2sCft)

I've been commenting here for 10 years.

You have no idea...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 09:51 PM (tRaq7)


Good gracious, we're moving into year 14 for me. This is one of my longest lasting current relationships.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (Pz4pT)
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I got caught up in the hairy areola thread recently. Another time I proclaimed a false NOOD! and was sent to barrel, so i don't have the best track record. Have been lurking and reading comments for about 13 years, but just recently started commenting. Ace has the most amazing commentors. I am in awe of the quickness of wit and breadth and depth of knowledge.

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 10:00 PM (2sCft)

439 Good gracious, we're moving into year 14 for me. This is one of my longest lasting current relationships.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:53 PM (Pz4pT)


Heh heh. High five, fellow old-timer. Came over here on a link from Malkin's site right around that time.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:00 PM (h2Bdk)

440 "Doesn't matter. Do you think a leftist like Aziz would defend anyone on
the right from a BS sexual assault charge? Or for anything else?



Nope.



So let him rot. Glad the left is attacking one of their own. No need
for our guys to defend the creep. *cough* stop defending him lil' Ben
Shapiro *cough*"

I'm sorry, but that's what THEY do. I'm not surprised Shapiro is defending. Right is right.

Posted by: SGTYork at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (ITvKk)

441 No offense to Ace and others, but to me Washington is the NFL.

Not wasting a moment of my time anymore, watching and concerning myself with what those shitty people do.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2018 09:58 PM (Pz4pT)

--------

I am of the same opinion. A shutdown would not have any effect on my life whatsoever, so fcuk those spoiled brats acting as serious Legislators in Congress.

Posted by: Speed Racer at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (j/7lG)

442 >>>133 Hmm, I'm torn.

On the one hand, fuck Aziz Ansari in his stupid wholesome "aw shucks" nice guy ethnic comedy face. (And I say that as a fan of 'Master of None.') As a "#MeToo ally/male feminist" he enabled this shit and he's getting what he deserves.

On the other hand, fuck this spoiled whore for trying to ruin a man's life because he didn't fulfill her petty, stupid, small-minded princess fantasies.

You know what? Healing power of 'and.' Fuck 'em both.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 08:54 PM (uuwor)

________________

His stand up is WAY different from his TV shows. His act begins with a pro SJW 5 minute bit on White privilege.

He's a leftist.

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (PTA8E)

443 Hadrian: When you get done washing your two dogs, I've got two that seriously need a thorough washing as well as a Persian cat. I'll even pay you to wash and groom the Persian.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (T3JzS)

444 OK, one more Carl Palmer video and I'll see what else I can find for us to listen to.

Live from last May -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ykv2NxDG5I

Doing his Buddy Rich tribute on cymbals.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (tRaq7)

445
Doesn't matter. Do you think a leftist like Aziz
would defend anyone on the right from a BS sexual assault charge? Or
for anything else?



Nope.



So let him rot. Glad the left is attacking one of their own. No need
for our guys to defend the creep. *cough* stop defending him lil' Ben
Shapiro *cough*

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 19, 2018 09:59 PM (PTA8E)

Right is right and wrong is wrong. You are advocating for the wrong.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 10:06 PM (FTXAT)

446 John Wetton

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 10:06 PM (vDqXW)

447 >>>440

"Doesn't matter. Do you think a leftist like Aziz would defend anyone on
the right from a BS sexual assault charge? Or for anything else?

Nope.

So let him rot. Glad the left is attacking one of their own. No need
for our guys to defend the creep. *cough* stop defending him lil' Ben Shapiro *cough*"


I'm sorry, but that's what THEY do. I'm not surprised Shapiro is defending. Right is right.
Posted by: SGTYork at January 19, 2018 10:02 PM (ITvKk)

___________________

Attacking your opponent is what they do, and it works GREAT thats why until Trump we were getting our asses handed to us even when we won elections.

*muh principles* are for a civilized society. We don't live in one anymore.

Example: If you disagree with the left the call you a Nazi. Calling someone a Nazi gives people license to hurt or even kill. Wouldn't you want to hurt an actual real Nazi? Of course you would.

They don't play fair. *muh principles* are for the kabuki theater perpetual loser caucus of Bohner, Ryan, Willard, and Jeb. And Rick Wilson. Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (PTA8E)

448 The accidental blow job excuse? Its the one where she doesn't want to have intercourse and wants you to stop asking. It's a "shut up" maneuver, not actual interest.

I'd not like to not have sex like that.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 19, 2018 10:08 PM (CL76w)

449 >>>445

Right is right and wrong is wrong. You are advocating for the wrong.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 10:06 PM (FTXAT)

_____________

Yes, I am. And heres why: Because that wrong is the law of the land already. They have that ridiculous continuous affirmative consent on many colleges now. and for once I want that tard-cudgel to smack a leftist down.

Honestly, do you think the shrieking SJW mob is going to say "golly gee wilickers after this Aziz fiasco we better not go beat up people at Trump ralles any more!"

Posted by: MacSmackus at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (PTA8E)

450 Yes, I am. And heres why: Because that wrong is the law of the land already. They have that ridiculous continuous affirmative consent on many colleges now. and for once I want that tard-cudgel to smack a leftist down.

Honestly, do you think the shrieking SJW mob is going to say "golly gee wilickers after this Aziz fiasco we better not go beat up people at Trump ralles any more!"
Posted by: MacSmackus at January 19, 2018 10:14 PM (PTA8E)


Yeah, but even by today's ridiculous standards the most you could accuse Ansari of is being a clumsy dork. There are feminists calling out the accuser because they think she's making them all look ridiculous.

And these are people who think smearing menstrual blood on butcher paper is art.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 19, 2018 10:19 PM (h2Bdk)

451 "engages in making out and oral sex might be interested in sex"
Ummm, except she *already* engaged in sex. Hence the word 'sex' in the phrase 'oral sex'. Unless you're Bill Clinton, of course.
That's a big clue, imo, how messed up this whole story is.

Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2018 10:23 PM (63l5P)

452 It's posts like this which always leads me to believe that sometimes Ace secretly wrote for the monologue for RedEye.

Posted by: The Last Man at the CDC at January 19, 2018 10:23 PM (jeefx)

453 299 some talking head on hannity brought up the domestic spying as deprivation of civil rights under color of law. Nice to hear as I have beating that drum for a while now. Start the round up using normally narco squad hits at 4:00am. Assume armed and dangerious. I am not going to say shoot the dog and cavity search the whole family in the living room, but
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 19, 2018 09:25 PM (Eu5eZ)


I'd assume the dog is innocent. The rest of the family, not so much.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 11:08 PM (sdi6R)

454 I know this is late, but....

Much as I'd like to blame feminism, the problem is much older, and runs much deeper. The fact is that women seem to expect men to be mind readers. Really. After 30 years, my wife still does. So have all the women I've been close to, all my life.

Add in the fact that, when they do try to "communicate", they do so at a dog whistle level, inaudible to most men, and there's always trouble brewing. I guess Eve started it.

Posted by: George LeS at January 20, 2018 07:13 AM (+TcCF)

455 John Wetton
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 10:06 PM (vDqXW)
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Totally change my answer. Just found out Jaki Liebezeit died in January last year.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2018 06:24 PM (JhE5a)

456 This is essentially the same point Evan Sayet makes in his famous (to me) Heritage foundation speech "How modern liberals think."

1. Discrimination is bad, no matter what the reason (here: men are equivalent to women, full stop)
2. If anybody gets a favorable outcome it's because of abuse of power by the counterparty (here: well, same exact thing)

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at January 21, 2018 11:21 AM (fyQCR)

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