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NFL Playoffs Ratings Plunge by 23 Million
Yep, every single game was down, no matter how good the games were. And, remember, three of these games were highly competitive in the divisional round this year. Whereas last year only two of the games were competitive. Hell, three of the four windows even feature one of the same teams from last year. And yes, I know, the Cowboys and the Packers played last year and those are the two biggest fan base draws in the NFL, but even if you pull that game out the numbers for the other three games also declined double digits. (The three other games were down 15.3%, 10.4% and 5.6%) Adding all these numbers up 120.8 million viewers watched the NFL divisional round playoffs in 2018 vs. 144.1 million who watched in 2017, a decline of 23.3 million total viewers.It's bad enough that Stephen Smith says the NFL needs Tom Brady to get healthy and the Patriots to advance to the Super Bowl in order to avoid a total NFL ratings debacle.
"The NFL has had a rough season, we know why: the protests, the ratings, the negative publicity, all of this other stuff, things that had nothing to do with play on the field most of the time. It’s sullied this brand to some degree, and has obviously raised the eyebrows of folks inside and outside the NFL," Smith said during the lead-in to his Friday "First Take" broadcast. He continued, "Now you have the Super Bowl coming up. You have a five-time Super Bowl champion, a league M.V.P. multiple times over, a guy that's obviously considered one of, if not the greatest, quarterbacks in the history of football. You remove him from the Super Bowl, and what do you have? Blake Bortles against Case Keenum or Nick Foles. Are you kidding me? The NFL needs Tom Brady desperately, there is no doubt about that, more so than ever before. He is holding the National Football League in the palm of his hands right now, because what’s the Super Bowl without him this year?"
On a personal note, this is the first year I am almost entirely NFL-free. Though I haven't really watched the NFL for a few years, I did occasionally check in with the Giants' standings or click on a sports site to see clips from some games. This year, I did none of that. I was only vaguely aware that Giants were having a bad season, even by mid-season. I wasn't even full sure of that. When I mentioned this to a friend I used to watch the Giants with, I was vague about the Giants having a losing season -- I vaguely said "How about those Giants?" and waited for him to confirm or deny that they sucked - because I wasn't even sure they had a losing season. Heck, maybe they just had another mediocre season. (Spoiler alert: They did in fact have a very losing season.) I did not know the playoffs started a couple of weeks ago until I saw Hot Air mention it Saturday afternoon. I did not know who was playing in the playoffs. In prior years, I at least had some basic sense of the contenders, if not the just-barely-snuck-in-wildcards. This year, I had no idea. The only teams I know for a fact are in it are the Patriots (saw a headline yesterday that Brady had injured his hand) and the Steelers. (I think on that last one -- I don't know if they won or not.) No idea at all on the NFC side. Atlanta, maybe? (No, I think Atlanta lost. First I thought Atlanta won because John Ekdahl is calling himself "Sacksonville" on Twitter, which I thought was a sarcastic, bitter insult to his team, which I figured must have gotten sacked a lot. Now I'm guessing that they did the sacking themselves, and so this is a rare not-sarcastic remark from Ekdahl.) Oh- I did see a fleeing bit of footage of late-game touchdown in the Baltimore-New Orleans game -- Neil Cavuto played it-- so I guess I know, now that I bother to probe my memory, that Baltimore is in it. (But have they lost yet? I don't know!) This year may be the first year I completely blow off the Super Bowl. Even if the Dreamy Tom Brady does start in it. Maybe I also blew off last year's game; I forget. I know one recent year I didn't watch the first half, but tuned in for most of the second after I got the impression from social media and blog comments that it was a competitive game. Anyway, not really feeling I'm missing anything. Looks like 23 million other people are not really missing anything along with me. What about you guys? If you've stopped watching, what phase are you in? Are you in the phase I was in two years ago (watched some clips and recaps), last year (checked the paper occasionally, watched an occasional game digest on YouTube), or this year (only saw one football play by accident on Neil Cavuto)?
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 02:35 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 19, 2018 02:35 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 02:36 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 19, 2018 02:36 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 02:37 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: wooga at January 19, 2018 02:37 PM (KUG+v)
The comments I saw were all reminding them.
Makes me glad I left HotAir.
Posted by: Alana at January 19, 2018 02:38 PM (o3d0j)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 19, 2018 02:38 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 02:38 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 02:38 PM (7n4KQ)
This year, I've not watched a single game. I've not checked any scores, I have no idea what's what, and I frankly do not miss it. NFL hasn't been about "football" for a long time IMO, and I think lots of people are feeling the same way.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 19, 2018 02:38 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 02:38 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 19, 2018 02:38 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2018 02:38 PM (p+Wdc)
Usually go food shopping during the Super Bowl 'cause it's awesomely peaceful, almost a zen experience.
It's ironic that this year the Iggles may actually get to the Promised Land and hardly anyone outside of Philly cares.
Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2018 02:38 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: DaveA at January 19, 2018 02:39 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 19, 2018 02:39 PM (CPk08)
Will not miss the Eagles game Sunday, been watching for almost 50 years to miss that.
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 02:39 PM (aC6Sd)
Vikings never kneeled either.
So playing by the rules my enemies have forced me to play by.
Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 02:39 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 19, 2018 02:39 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 02:39 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 02:39 PM (YV+SU)
and women's curling.
Posted by: Under Fire
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Oooooo,, where do I sign up for some of that?
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 19, 2018 02:39 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 02:40 PM (NWiLs)
He also stated the major sponsors are getting a lot of negative calls and losing business because of the players nonsense and the leagues lack of response.
Which is too bad.
May the whole thing crash down and people continue to burn their gear.
By the way, gear sales, a big income source for the NFL, is also down.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2018 02:40 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Tami at January 19, 2018 02:40 PM (Enq6K)
Now I just watch <1 hour a week.
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at January 19, 2018 02:40 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 19, 2018 02:40 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 02:40 PM (LiyEm)
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well, I am impressed. I stopped watching games I don't really care about. But those guys who burned their jerseys and shit really did turn off the game,eh? down 23 million? I thought this sads would fizzle by playoffs.
Good for ace to not consume this globohomo bullshit. I still do but I know teh NFL hates me, their sponsors hate me, and their players and owners hate me (except for jerry jones).
I also hate the NFL gives $ to commmie race bait bullshit. What america really needs is $$$$ for PR for nice pro-american stuff to fight against the SOROS money borg.
Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 02:40 PM (V3U1L)
I've watched some football this year, down from my 4+ games weekly to 1. I've been a rabid fan for 40+ years. When you lose me, you've long lost the casual NFL fan.
Posted by: Ann at January 19, 2018 02:40 PM (jtHQy)
If any of my peeps have a SB party though I'll probably go.
Everything about the NFL turns me off.
Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2018 02:40 PM (Iz8Py)
This year, I hope it craters. Badly. That's really the only way the NFL might buy a clue.
I did see a fun report that the teams with the most kneeling knuckleheads also did the worst or didn't even make the playoffs.
Almost as if focusing on something other than the game hurts your play or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2018 02:40 PM (39g3+)
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No its not. Everyone hates the Eggles.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 02:41 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: krakatoa at January 19, 2018 02:41 PM (RCS9o)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 19, 2018 02:41 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 02:41 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at January 19, 2018 02:41 PM (Vuaet)
They always do.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 02:41 PM (/tuJf)
This year, made a point to not watch a one. Haven't missed it.
I may watch the Super Bowl if I'm at a party with something to eat and drink at. And catch the commercials.
Posted by: Blanco at January 19, 2018 02:41 PM (QGdDN)
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 02:39 PM (7n4KQ)
Danica Patrick's ass?
Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 02:41 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 19, 2018 02:41 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 02:39 PM (7n4KQ)
supposedly he's swapped out Olivia Munn for Danica Patrick. That sounds like some beard on beard activity right there. IMO
Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2018 02:41 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at January 19, 2018 02:42 PM (AkTSb)
Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 02:42 PM (gs8be)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at January 19, 2018 02:42 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: jd at January 19, 2018 02:42 PM (MTWhU)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 02:42 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 02:42 PM (LiyEm)
Hard to watch since we cut the cable back in 2012. That said, I've not seen football or even baseball at least since that time.
And I don't miss it at all.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 02:42 PM (mbhDw)
I'm Over The Air (OTA) antenna and streaming. But I don't contribute any dollars or buy from the advertisers. But I've been watching the Philadelphia Eagles -- who have never won the Super Bowl. They won the year before it got called that, though. They had an incredible season with their AoS worthy QB. Till he got double-teamed at the knees by some thugs.
I've read that none of the teams with kneelers made it to the playoffs. I think there's an Eagle who's kind of outspoken, but it's being downplayed locally.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 02:43 PM (2FqvZ)
Yeah, that's it. It's not that THEY don't want ME. No, I don't want THEM!
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at January 19, 2018 02:43 PM (seSmy)
"we need brady in muh superbowls to keep the ratings up"
what? what a closed stupid mind.
Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 02:43 PM (V3U1L)
It didn't help them that I got a DVR for OTA broadcasts right about when the season started. NFL games are usually at a time when it is easy to watch them; other things I might want to watch (I finally got to see The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, which always seems to be in re-runs at about 3 AM) weren't, but now it doesn't matter.
Similarly for college football which seem to start earlier than I'd like. I set to record, and when I get up I watch the recording in progress. Due to skipping through commercials, by the time the game is over I'm caught up.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2018 02:43 PM (2lndx)
But seeing an institution crumble before my eyes from going SJW, now that is YUGE ! Love every minute ! Needs to happen a lot more often.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 19, 2018 02:43 PM (oVWx5)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 02:43 PM (zRZaJ)
Yet, he still doesn't have a job.
That's why the NFL ratings are down. People miss Colin K.
I tell ya, do not be Person of the Year. It appears to put an end to ya.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 02:43 PM (qf/ZI)
the run and run the ball and that has Kirk Cousins as their starter. Do
that and watch the NFL grow. Everyone loves Redskins.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 02:39 PM (YV+SU)
What the NFL needs is to stop being perfidious liberal followers of every stray SJW movement.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 02:43 PM (xDKH6)
Posted by: dougw at January 19, 2018 02:44 PM (M9SHx)
Watched one game because my father-in-law had it on.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 02:44 PM (fXB+v)
So they punt the ball directly at the punt returner (blanking on his name... just woke up from a nap) and he returns it for a touchdown on the last play.
And that is how I came closest to firing my weapon in anger whilst deployed to a relatively safe FOB in Iraq.
Posted by: Arch Stanton at January 19, 2018 02:44 PM (MCbul)
Still, J-ville is not that marketable, and would be a disaster for ratings.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 02:44 PM (k1TUh)
I have to admit anyone who still watches NFL and purports to support conservatism, America, etc is off my Christmas card list.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 19, 2018 02:44 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 19, 2018 02:45 PM (hJsKy)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2018 02:45 PM (k2Hcx)
Usually not crowded at all for a weekend day...
This year may be the same....
Posted by: Don Q., Philosophizer at January 19, 2018 02:45 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 02:43 PM (2FqvZ)
The Eagles were actually one of the biggest protesting teams, at least in the early parts of the season. And Chris Long donated his entire season's salary to SJW causes.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 19, 2018 02:45 PM (XMDuf)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 19, 2018 02:45 PM (0OmEj)
We dropped it all. Ever bit of it. We are going through the last of our merchandise as it wears out.
I'm completely done. I have family planted from just about every war we fought in this country since the late 1800's. I have family members that fought in just about every branch. I'm a vet myself.
There is no way we would ever stand for this crap. Ever. Not for anyone.
Besides God's day, Sunday is now family day and we are much better off for it. It's actually liberating.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2018 02:45 PM (VpIIl)
the run and run the ball and that has Kirk Cousins as their starter. Do that and watch the NFL grow. Everyone loves Redskins.
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I agree. Kirk will be the next tom brady. too bad Gruden is the next Rich Kotite. It'd be nice for Kirk to have receivers who have functioning hands.
Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 02:45 PM (V3U1L)
Jacksonville in the SB would just be funny. Such a small market team, and to knock the Pats out, it would kill ratings....no way the league lets that happen (looking at you refs)
Posted by: brak at January 19, 2018 02:45 PM (WjCgM)
Posted by: Alex Jones at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (gs8be)
I'm glad I did, but I needed the testosterone.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (Ckg4U)
But I used to sort of keep up with the Giants, albeit from Texas. But not that anymore. And used to watch superbowls, but I haven't watched a full superbowl in years either now.
Sort of got sucked into the MN stuff because of family from there, and actually had an intention to watch the game last week, but didn't.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (yL25O)
42 I might have to turn in my Packers jammies for this, but oh man - I really want to see the Vi-Queens go to the Superbowl. That play at the end of last week's game should qualify them just on that alone.
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I always root for teams that have never won a SB and Vikings clearly qualify. Having said that, they have a peculiar problem similar to the Falcons - they are a one half team. They play the first half like true champions and then give up a ton of points in the second without really scoring themselves. Saw this play out against the Redskins (with 21 starters injured) and the Saints. If they go against the Pats they'd better have a plan for the second half or they will be this year's Falcons all over again.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Killingtime at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (Wks0m)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: MaGoose at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (0dmP2)
Lackluster SB ratings means lackluster ad revenue for the 2018-2019 season and ESPN is already suffering.
Posted by: FarkinClownshoes at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (X3ClC)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (5fSr7)
Forget govt shutdown-
The Democrat Deep State is about to have a day of reckoning
Buck Sexton (@BuckSexton) January 19, 2018
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (+lOpA)
no kneeling, no raised fists, no locked arms, no bs statements
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (fUJvh)
Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (Iz8Py)
I am a huge NHL fan, Go Rangers!
Posted by: Archer at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (gbWkA)
"we need brady in muh superbowls to keep the ratings up"
what? what a closed stupid mind.
Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 02:43 PM (V3U1L)
The only reason the (rest of) the owners gave into Goddell's demands was to stick it to Jerrah Jones.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (XMDuf)
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I am in the "when is the game on" phase. Soon I will move to college basketball and hockey. Then Spring training gets underway and life suddenly seems worth living again.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 19, 2018 02:47 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 02:47 PM (QQ+il)
and the cowboys played as hard as they could against a second string team and only scored 6 points. pathetic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 02:47 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 19, 2018 02:47 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: brak at January 19, 2018 02:47 PM (WjCgM)
Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2018 02:47 PM (+lOpA)
That disappeared when the Chargettes moved to LA. Only one gathering all season, to see their glorious failure to make the playoffs (last game).
One of the gang who always hosts a great SooperBowl party had to cancel this year, due to a family situation. Which nicely removes the conflict of not wanting to see the game, but also not wanting to miss the event.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2018 02:47 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 19, 2018 02:47 PM (F5+ro)
I thought Alabama won the Superbowl.
Seriously, not sure either, but hasn't it been known for a while that it was just gonnna be another Patriots Superbowl win? boring.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2018 02:47 PM (r+sAi)
This year he's having an Unbowl event. He'll be showing some clips of old Redskin Super Bowl plays --- yeah, Riggins running over Dolphins, etc. But then we're watching the Knute Rockne movie with Reagan in it! (THat was an idea some moron here came up with, BTW.)
And they'll also run Remember the Titans because kids love it and the real-life championship was played here in SW VA and some of the peeps have actual ties to Andrew Lewis, the losing school.
Anyway, so far 5 out of the usual 6 invitees have responded favorably. Only one couple is wavering.
Of course, this is a very red area but still......
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2018 02:48 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 19, 2018 02:48 PM (kUmUV)
It's actually telling how much more fun it is when there's no game to watch and you actually wind up talking to people you wouldn't have even noticed were there if you were watching the game.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 19, 2018 02:48 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 02:48 PM (huvEK)
You sound like a blast to be friends with.
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 19, 2018 02:48 PM (hJsKy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 02:47 PM (QQ+il)
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It's been 25 years. Time to let it go.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 19, 2018 02:48 PM (lwiT4)
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True. But look what he did with an old TE and a couple of RBs. 4000+ yards behind an injured line.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 02:48 PM (YV+SU)
Broads pretending to be into football are the worst.
We get it. You're a "cool" chick.
Posted by: wooga at January 19, 2018 02:48 PM (KUG+v)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 02:48 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at January 19, 2018 02:48 PM (AkTSb)
Posted by: ShainS at January 19, 2018 02:48 PM (FtWco)
Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 02:49 PM (gs8be)
Posted by: Bill R. at January 19, 2018 02:49 PM (IuYIh)
Posted by: IanDeal at January 19, 2018 02:49 PM (qcIL3)
Posted by: Blanco at January 19, 2018 02:49 PM (QGdDN)
BTW, I believe that was Minnesota/New Orleans since the Saints are NFC and the Ravens are AFC. Haven't seen the touchdown, though, and don't care enough to look it up.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 19, 2018 02:49 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 19, 2018 02:49 PM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Bones at January 19, 2018 02:49 PM (JoWke)
Deflating ratings
Deflating NFL players' egos
Deflating owners' hubris
Deflating ticket sales
Deflating viewership
Deflating earnings
Deflating merchandise sales
#DeflateGate FTW!
Suck it NFL
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 02:49 PM (qf/ZI)
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 19, 2018 02:49 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 19, 2018 02:49 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2018 02:49 PM (VpIIl)
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True. But look what he did with an old TE and a couple of RBs. 4000+ yards behind an injured line.
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nah, but since he's not actually tom brady so the skins are going to next him. And kirk wins next year suberpowl with the broncos
Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 02:50 PM (V3U1L)
Forget govt shutdown-
The Democrat Deep State is about to have a day of reckoning
On a Friday? So it can be buried over the weekend?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 02:50 PM (fXB+v)
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My sides are hurting.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 02:50 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (fUJvh) I hope they win then.
Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2018 02:50 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 02:50 PM (Ckg4U)
said as a woman! that got the last voting rights.
without this what am i?
a chance, take it and stop the bitter childishness.
Posted by: willow at January 19, 2018 02:50 PM (t2Uf9)
Nah. But tempting.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol from Houston at January 19, 2018 02:50 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (rdl6o)
As I've said before, there are only two seasons: Baseball and Not Baseball.
Posted by: Blake at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 02:49 PM (gs8be)
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Heh
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ummmm at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (ronja)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Chris at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (c6c3+)
Posted by: BuckIV at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (CLfqv)
Posted by: willow at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (t2Uf9)
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I haven't watched a game since week 2. I used to follow the Chiefs and the Cowboys. I don't know what precisely the Chiefs did, though the first memoriabilia burning video I saw was a KC fan, so I assume they knelt with their brethren.
And then I spent 36 hours holding my breath the friggin' Jerry Jones would be the voice of reason on MNF, and, nope. They all knelt to show solidarity with my enemies (both with regard to BLM, and as a response to Trump who was speaking for me on the matter).
This was easier it seemed when NASCAR was on, but once the various racing seasons ended, I found I didn't much miss the NFL.
I still run a yahoo pick league for a handful of friends, but all I don for that is dump the scores into a spreadsheet I designed years ago. I don't know if I'll continue it after this year, but I didn't want to shut it down abruptly as I run it as a favor to one of them.
But I already notified my sister that I wouldn't be attending her superbowl party. I just don't have any interest.
Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (XQvuQ)
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I am a joy to behold and wonderful company. Now get off my fucking lawn.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2018 02:47 PM (+lOpA)
Oh, I forgot those in #DeflateGate
Deflating ESPN
Deflating ESPN hosts
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (qf/ZI)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (hJsKy)
Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 02:52 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 19, 2018 02:52 PM (xQfPr)
People are mad at endless penalties (especially the pass interference calls that end up resulting in huge gain). Some franchise fans are mad at poor ownership and teams that can't seem to do anything right (Hi Cleveland). Everyone is bored with the same couple teams in the AFC doing well (though this may change when Brady and/or R oethlisberger retire). And then there's the head injuries, CTE worries that are at the back of everyone's mind but nobody wants to talk about.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 19, 2018 02:52 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 02:52 PM (gs8be)
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Enjoy! Hockey Day in Minnesota! I'll be at the Minnesota State-St. Cloud college game leading into the Wild game.
Posted by: Ted K. at January 19, 2018 02:52 PM (seSmy)
of course they can't be. Because they won't Listen.
Posted by: willow at January 19, 2018 02:52 PM (t2Uf9)
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A real possibility. Or SF, Jags, Browns, Jets, Vikings, Chiefs, Giants, Miami, or NE. Kirk is literally sitting in the cat bird seat.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 02:52 PM (YV+SU)
I'd rather spend 3 hours 3 minutes watching on my tv screen watching a couple spending 3 hours watching Sharkweek before 3 minutes of coitis.
Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 02:52 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 19, 2018 02:52 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 02:52 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: dogsandhogs at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (599e/)
OT: Looks like Trump was right about the Wise Latina.
"Paramedics were called to the home of Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor on Friday for low blood sugar, a Supreme Court spokesperson told CNN.
The liberal associate justice was treated for the low blood sugar and promptly returned to work.
Sotomayor, 63, has Type 1 diabetes, a disease that attacks the body's means of producing insulin, which regulates blood sugar. "
Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 02:50 PM (Ckg4U)
I wish they would have just stuck with Johnny Football warts and all from the beginning. They could not have done any worse.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol from Houston at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (3QAtO)
I got really drunk yesterday and now my head feels like a football and I think I'm gonna' die. Does that count?
Tell me meomeo my....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (mPeei)
THE WHOLE GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN! WHOO HOOO!
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Chris at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (c6c3+)
And it is truckloads better. Faster and true joy on the guys' faces.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (qf/ZI)
Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (V3U1L)
Just sayin "
I did not know that - I did know that he was born in Iran. Nice subtle way to stand up to the current orthodoxy, the Iranian Muslims *hate* Zoroastrians and persecute them severely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Blake at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (WEBkv)
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Exactly what I told my doctor yesterday. I set my Seasonal Affective Disorder to the baseball season. Is there baseball? Yes- depression lifts. No? - I want to rip my earlobes off my head. He gave me a new prescription.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (lwiT4)
Will never watch. Never a big fan but used to enjoy some games. They've fully choked the chicken.
Posted by: Winston at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (wgCUV)
I thought he only made Christian movies now.
Posted by: Grump928(C
That's Kirk Cameron, iirc.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (fXB+v)
organization, top to bottom, owners to coaches to players to ball boys,
participated in any way with any protests
no kneeling, no raised fists, no locked arms, no bs statements
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 19, 2018 02:46 PM (fUJvh)
Unfortunately, you can't watch the Vikings without also watching the team they are playing AND they go along with all the other SJW BS foisted on them by the NFL.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (xDKH6)
Seriously, tho, I watched maybe 30-45 minutes of NFL total, all year - and the only reason it was that high was it was on the TV Thanksgiving day when I visited the extended family.
What I DID watch was the wonderful college football play this year - I went to Alabama, my wife went to Georgia, so needless to say we both enjoyed what teams got to the National Championship Game. She wasn't happy about the ending, unfortunately.
Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at January 19, 2018 02:54 PM (LDV7V)
cops or national anthem?
dopes.
Posted by: willow at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (t2Uf9)
They ultimately settled on Trump.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 19, 2018 02:54 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: brak at January 19, 2018 02:54 PM (WjCgM)
Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 02:54 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: the munchkin hooker guild madam at January 19, 2018 02:54 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (lwiT4)
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I laughed. Hope that's okay.
Posted by: Blake at January 19, 2018 02:54 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 19, 2018 02:55 PM (aMlLZ)
Every August, I would crave putting my shoulder into someone's ribs. Friend or Foe. ...didn't matter.
You can call me a "pussy", but when I bury my shoulder into your ribs, you'll sing a different song.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 02:55 PM (Ckg4U)
We get it. You're a "cool" chick.Posted by: wooga at January 19, 2018 02:48 PM (KUG+v) when I was 14 I was a football-o-holic. My neighborhood was all boys, so I ended up playing touch football with them. And then I started watching the pros, read books about the league, all of that. My family was starting to worry.But that phase passed by the time I was 15.
Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2018 02:55 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 02:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 02:55 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 02:55 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Tom Brady Sr. at January 19, 2018 02:55 PM (hY3+6)
I've never really been a fan. All I know about football is that there is a player named Ben Roethlisberger who is the quarterback for the Steelers.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 02:55 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mike D at January 19, 2018 02:56 PM (rS5vj)
Posted by: Sponge at January 19, 2018 02:56 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: willow at January 19, 2018 02:56 PM (t2Uf9)
Just sayin
Posted by: Ummmm at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (ronja)
Cool... I did not know that.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 02:56 PM (xDKH6)
23 million stopped watching, I didn't know Ace had that many on his site. Come on lurkers, what are ya doing?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2018 02:56 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 02:56 PM (P8951)
Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 02:56 PM (V3U1L)
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Lets all send her some candy to speed her recovery.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 02:56 PM (YV+SU)
1) watched every single Lion's game on DVR this year--but fast-forwarded or muted all the commercials, so it's like watching them through a sheet.
2) Kept up with the playoff race by reading scores off my phone.
Let the flagellation begin.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 02:56 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 02:55 PM (LiyEm)
Pretty much. The instant that Jerrah demanded Goddell's head, the rest of the owners instantly agreed to give Goddell whatever he wanted.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 19, 2018 02:57 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 02:57 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (hJsKy)
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I had read that they did not. A few people here said they didn't think so either. I didn't watch enough of their games to notice.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 19, 2018 02:57 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 02:57 PM (LiyEm)
The ultimate act of patriotism and non violent yet violent boycott.
Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 02:57 PM (g4lFK)
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Sotomayor, 63, has Type 1 diabetes, a disease that attacks the body's means of producing insulin, which regulates blood sugar. "
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I might die laughing if Trump actually got to replace one of obama's SC picks just because the progs hadn't thought far enough ahead to give her a routine medical exam.
Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2018 02:57 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: JustJohn at January 19, 2018 02:57 PM (XwTN8)
"Globohomo" was Devo's original working title for Jocko Homo.
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 19, 2018 02:57 PM (QZxyp)
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 02:56 PM (vDqXW)
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Being as you're a Lion's fan, I think you've suffered enough.
Posted by: Blake at January 19, 2018 02:57 PM (WEBkv)
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Maybe he feels that his neighborhood is too Anglo-Saxon and he thinks HUD needs to help out?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 02:57 PM (/qEW2)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I COMMENT HERE ALL THE TIME.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 19, 2018 02:57 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol from Houston at January 19, 2018 02:57 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 02:56 PM (P8951)
That is called Autumn in Chicago.
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 02:58 PM (7n4KQ)
Fox reporting the DOJ is going to retry Bob Menendez.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2018 02:55 PM (ptqGC)
Winning!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 02:58 PM (P8951)
I've watched maybe one quarter or two of the Giants this year.
Couldn't take anymore. But not just because of the lefty nonsense...the football sucked, the referees sucked, the commercial and play breaks are too long.
The NFL sucks now, they touched the money and screwed the pooch.
Good job Goodell and owners!
Posted by: dananjcon at January 19, 2018 02:58 PM (xqfqx)
Just sayin "
I did not know that - I did know that he was born in Iran. Nice subtle way to stand up to the current orthodoxy, the Iranian Muslims *hate* Zoroastrians and persecute them severely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (k1TUh)
Well, you had to figure he wasn't Muslim, what with all the bisexuality and all.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 19, 2018 02:58 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 19, 2018 02:58 PM (0OmEj)
There was a stat going around Chiefs fans pointing out that the Indianapolis Colts have won more playoff games at Arrowhead Stadium than the Chiefs have - all time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 02:58 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: DonnaV has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 02:56 PM (P8951)
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What Donna said. Although that quarterback they used wasn't terrible. Can't remember his name.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 19, 2018 02:58 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 02:58 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Nostalgic in IL at January 19, 2018 02:58 PM (MhEoO)
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 19, 2018 02:59 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 19, 2018 02:59 PM (fUJvh)
I think they linked arms.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol from Houston at January 19, 2018 02:59 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: the munchkin hooker guild madam at January 19, 2018 02:59 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Slartibartfast at January 19, 2018 02:59 PM (pGFtU)
Posted by: PhilDirt at January 19, 2018 02:59 PM (7CkFH)
Two goats, one cup. Muslim bisexuality.
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 02:59 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 19, 2018 02:59 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Blake at January 19, 2018 02:57 PM (WEBkv)
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I was going to ask for leniency based on that. But thank you.
Life-long affliction.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 02:59 PM (vDqXW)
cops or national anthem?
dopes.
Posted by: willow at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (t2Uf9)
They ultimately settled on Trump.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 19, 2018 02:54 PM (CMbMd)
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Here's my dream scenario.
- Trump on the field, in front of players, for Super Bowl National Anthem.
- Player(s) kneel.
- Trump turns around so that he standing right in front of kneeling play as he looks down at them.
- The visuals of these players kneeling before trump like they're kneeling before Zod would be delicious and ingrain that image with the American public.
- No more kneeling.
Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 02:59 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 02:47 PM (QQ+il)
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It's been 25 years. Time to let it go.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 19, 2018 02:48 PM (lwiT4)
Not for me. I walked away and never looked back.
I can hold a grudge forever.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 03:00 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 02:58 PM (7n4KQ)
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Hey! You got a new coach! Sky's the limit!
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 19, 2018 03:00 PM (lwiT4)
I have the sense that the Packers aren't doing well?
I used to be such a fan (>8 hr/wk for the entire season), but writing this is more NFL effort than I've made the whole year. Fuck it. This post is too much effort on such a worthless waste of time.
Posted by: PapaBear at January 19, 2018 03:00 PM (yRSX2)
It was a tipping point for the country, IMO. A bellwether of how serious people were about America. No one thought fans would do it. I'm proud people did. It was the red line in the sand, even for non-political people. And it tipped the balance.
May everyone continue to endure. Maybe we will eventually get real football back if we do.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 03:00 PM (qf/ZI)
I knew what was happening, though. I knew the Browns were spiraling towards 0-16 - was hard to avoid it when everyone in Cleveland talks about it.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 03:00 PM (oZ6kz)
What about you guys? If you've stopped watching, what phase are you in?
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Completely NFL free and loving it.
Course I live in Cleveland so . . . (insert punch line here)
Posted by: simplemind at January 19, 2018 03:00 PM (RFBu5)
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 19, 2018 03:00 PM (XKZwp)
I've mostly given up on the NFL, but have watched some of the playoffs. If it wasn't for the social gathering aspect it would be gone completely.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 19, 2018 03:00 PM (72PAC)
There were really only two differences on this point between Freddie and most modern Iranian muslim men: 1st, Freddie admitted what he did openly, without trying to hide it, and 2nd, Freddie preferred to have relationships with men, rather than young boys.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 03:00 PM (k1TUh)
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No its not. Everyone hates the Eggles.
Posted by: Puddin Head
I love them. You should respect my excellent sense of judgement.
Posted by: Philly asshole (I repeat myself) who punched a police horse at January 19, 2018 03:00 PM (326rv)
Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 03:01 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 03:01 PM (7n4KQ)
The local area is fanatic for the Packers, because of Jordy Nelson. He has done good for the local high school, having worn-out NFL weight equipment installed in a new enclosure. Pretty stunning to go in the door and see all that shiny equipment.
One guy painted his house in Packers colors. Until this year. He painted it normal colors. And a lot less Packer clothing seen around.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2018 03:01 PM (hyuyC)
Is it Baseball season yet?
As I've said before, there are only two seasons: Baseball and Not Baseball.
Posted by: Blake at January 19, 2018 02:51 PM (WEBkv)
Not baseball will be over soon. And I'm going to Spring Training in Phoenix for a week. Yay!!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 03:01 PM (P8951)
Sotomayor, 63, has Type 1 diabetes, a disease that attacks the body's means of producing insulin, which regulates blood sugar. "
Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 02:53 PM (G0vdT)
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But I can definitively state that she doesn't have heart disease. Yet.
Posted by: Sanjay Gupta at January 19, 2018 03:01 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2018 03:01 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: oddnot's waiting for the Happening and Big Ugly at January 19, 2018 03:01 PM (g1MTt)
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He was fun to watch crash and burn. And then he would try football for a day or so. Good entertainment.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:01 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 19, 2018 02:58 PM (xqfqx)
No proof needed for me. They have been turning things to shit my whole life.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 19, 2018 03:02 PM (aMlLZ)
Jaylen Hurts or Tua Tagovailoa?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 19, 2018 03:02 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 19, 2018 02:55 PM (aMlLZ)
Yeah not a great mistake to let your wife see.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol from Houston at January 19, 2018 03:02 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 02:55 PM (/qEW2)
He likes to take drunk chicks into the bathroom at bars and have friends stand lookout as he molests the drunk chicks.
Posted by: Sponge at January 19, 2018 03:02 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 03:02 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol from Houston at January 19, 2018 02:59 PM (3QAtO)
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Ya, that's what I heard too.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 19, 2018 03:02 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 19, 2018 03:02 PM (BWuDY)
I will admit that hearing the Broncos really stunk it up this year made it pretty easy not to watch.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2018 03:02 PM (r+sAi)
If it were me, I'd send a Money Order, so as to remain anonymous.
I'm confident that if you'd like to send a check to help with funeral expenses, you can help a Brother stay out of dipping into his Retirement Fund.
Send me an email at home made gravy 71, (alloneword), ay the hooya dot com.
There is NO "Middle Man". There is NO "off the top" from a "Charity Site."
It is a P.O. Box and you.
If you get an email from someone you've never heard of, please check with me for confirmation.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:02 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 19, 2018 03:03 PM (fUJvh)
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Lets all send her some candy to speed her recovery.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 02:56 PM
We've secretly replace Justice Sotomayor's Coke Zero with new Coke with real sugar! Let's see if her pancreas can tell the difference.
Posted by: Twisted Folgers Challenge at January 19, 2018 03:03 PM (QZxyp)
Posted by: simplemind at January 19, 2018 03:00 PM (RFBu5)
Wasn't it the Cleveland Browns fans who had a Losers Parade? That was priceless. I have to believe it was unprecedented.
It was hilarious the players got upset. Disrespecting flag...free speech. Disrespecting players...you guys are mean. The feelz.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 03:03 PM (qf/ZI)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at January 19, 2018 03:03 PM (BWuDY)
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 03:03 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: simplemind at January 19, 2018 03:00 PM (RFBu5)
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Welcome to the 0-16 brotherhood.
Posted by: Axeman, Lions sufferer at January 19, 2018 03:03 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: DonnaV has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 03:01 PM (P8951)
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I'd be jealous but you're going to the wrong site.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 19, 2018 03:04 PM (lwiT4)
Thanks for doing all this Slapweasel.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 03:04 PM (qf/ZI)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:04 PM (Ckg4U)
Send her a Deplorable Cookbook and a Neptune Society pamphlet.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 03:04 PM (r9UYA)
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No its not. Everyone hates the Eggles.
Posted by: Puddin Head
I love them. You should respect my excellent sense of judgement.
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Philly fans are notorious buzzkills. Surprisingly, Steeler fans are developing that trait. They'd never had it before.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:04 PM (YV+SU)
- Trump on the field, in front of players, for Super Bowl National Anthem.
- Player(s) kneel.
- Trump turns around
and unzips his fly...
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 03:05 PM (fXB+v)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 03:01 PM (P8951)
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Okay, I'm officially envious. But, I retire in a couple of years and plan to make Spring Training part of my retirement plans.
Posted by: Blake at January 19, 2018 03:05 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 19, 2018 03:05 PM (mynhJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 03:05 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 03:05 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:05 PM (YV+SU)
No judgement on those who do enjoy 'em; I think I am missing a chromosome on one of my X's.
Posted by: West at January 19, 2018 03:06 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:06 PM (Ckg4U)
Send her a Deplorable Cookbook and a Neptune Society pamphlet.
Posted by: Under Fire
Send her a chocolate cake with butter creme frosting.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 03:06 PM (fXB+v)
Posted by: blaster at January 19, 2018 03:06 PM (Z5y53)
Posted by: simplemind at January 19, 2018 03:00 PM (RFBu5) "
Yes, in Cleveland we're NFL-free whether we boycotted or not.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 19, 2018 03:06 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Colon Krapperdick at January 19, 2018 03:06 PM (vtcmf)
It wouldn't happen often, but imagine how awesome/terrible it would be to go to that game.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 19, 2018 03:07 PM (KUaJL)
Let the flagellation begin.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2018 02:56 PM (vDqXW)
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Eh, no. I can't preach!
We watched or listened to nearly all of the Redskins' regular season games.
We just didn't tune in to any others.
As for the playoffs, the only games we watched were the Jacksonville ones. I dunno why we wanted to see them.
But usually we watch ALL playoff games.
It's called cutting back.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2018 03:07 PM (0jtPF)
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I'm secretly engaged to Jordy Nelson.
Seriously though, I've come to the conclusion that the Packers are not a team. The Packers are Aaron Rodgers and Jordy Nelson. You take one of those guys out, your season is in the toilet.
Love me some Jordy Nelson. Cute as a bug.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 19, 2018 03:07 PM (lwiT4)
The whole kneeling thing never really stirred much in me, but I was happy to watch from the outside.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at January 19, 2018 03:07 PM (ELUpj)
I did LISTEN to their playoff game on the radio. They lost so i'll have no temptations now.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Rory at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (QF1yA)
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Don't get too excited. Her life expectancy at 63 now (without diabetes is like 83 -85 years old). Diabetes type one reduces that 13 years. So age seventy to seventy two. Statistically speaking which has little to do with an individual's reality.
Posted by: simplemind at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (mgdo5)
Just a mistake on their part, but kind of a funny one.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Axeman, Lions sufferer at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (vDqXW)
Would there be an inscription or a special decoration on the cake?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (r9UYA)
In the games I have watched this year I have noticed the officiating is horrible.They can't make a call without a teleconference from NY and they are deciding too many games.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (UJJCx)
No judgement on those who do enjoy 'em; I think I am missing a chromosome on one of my X's.
Posted by: West at January 19, 2018 03:06 PM (1Rgee)
Probably where I am, although I'm probably more at home with chariot races and axe throwing, so I think my chromosomes are fine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 19, 2018 03:09 PM (aMlLZ)
Sponge candy.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 19, 2018 03:02 PM (BWuDY)
Leave me out of this, you pervert.
Posted by: Sponge at January 19, 2018 03:09 PM (xttKs)
anyway, I spent maybe 3 hours all season, watching parts of games on replay where I can jump forward from snap to snap pretty quickly, and avoid all ads. And I accepted the Saint loss easily due to the kneeling jerks.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2018 03:09 PM (otAqJ)
Posted by: SH at January 19, 2018 03:09 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 19, 2018 03:09 PM (4CCz5)
But Logan's 12 and he played middle school football for the first time last year, and his dad was a high school all-regional player ... I thought it would be a good bonding experience. Remember when sports were unifying and not political?
Posted by: sunny-dee at January 19, 2018 03:09 PM (QAOZh)
Posted by: willow at January 19, 2018 03:09 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol from Houston at January 19, 2018 03:09 PM (3QAtO)
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You guys get high marks for consistency.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:10 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: NFL genius excuse maker at January 19, 2018 03:10 PM (6HWvp)
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 03:10 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (7n4KQ)
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Ya, he's pretty pasty.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 19, 2018 03:10 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Paint Drying and Grass Growing at January 19, 2018 03:10 PM (vtcmf)
It was a tipping point for the country, IMO. A bellwether of how serious people were about America. No one thought fans would do it. I'm proud people did. It was the red line in the sand, even for non-political people. And it tipped the balance.
May everyone continue to endure. Maybe we will eventually get real football back if we do.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel "
This, times a large number !
I've had that same feeling reading the comments above; thanks for putting it better than I would have !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 19, 2018 03:10 PM (oVWx5)
Or during half-time?
There were many good arguments, but this one hit the solar plexus of "why before the flag"?
And also, why in frickin' England? Ffs. That one I may never get over. Not sure I should.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 03:10 PM (qf/ZI)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 19, 2018 03:10 PM (fUJvh)
Posted by: Mike at January 19, 2018 03:10 PM (mIotz)
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Don't get too excited. Her life expectancy at 63 now (without diabetes is like 83 -85 years old). Diabetes type one reduces that 13 years. So age seventy to seventy two. Statistically speaking which has little to do with an individual's reality.
Posted by: simplemind at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (mgdo5)
Especially that last sentence, as she is getting the best healthcare available in the wealthiest country in the world.
Posted by: West at January 19, 2018 03:11 PM (1Rgee)
What does Aaron Rodgers hold in the palm of his hand?
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 02:39 PM (7n4KQ)
Danica Patrick?
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 19, 2018 03:11 PM (yOWG+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 19, 2018 03:11 PM (4CCz5)
Posted by: Random Thought Generator at January 19, 2018 03:11 PM (iOKfQ)
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Don't get too excited. Her life expectancy at 63 now (without diabetes is like 83 -85 years old). Diabetes type one reduces that 13 years. So age seventy to seventy two. Statistically speaking which has little to do with an individual's reality.
Posted by: simplemind at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (mgdo5)
She's also fat, out of shape and "excitable." Not that I wish anything to happen to her.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2018 03:11 PM (mbhDw)
-Posted by: Rory at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (QF1yA)
Take it from a former High-School player and World Cup advocate...
This take will only lead to ridicule.
These bastards are jackasses because they want to be dicks.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:11 PM (Ckg4U)
Dude, they get a pass for most things because they look like Free Bacon!
Posted by: blaster at January 19, 2018 03:11 PM (Z5y53)
What does Aaron Rodgers hold in the palm of his hand?
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 02:39 PM (7n4KQ)
Danica Patrick?
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 19, 2018 03:11 PM (yOWG+)
I'm sure it's the other way around.
Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2018 03:11 PM (7n4KQ)
I did not see that. But I am a big fan of dogs.
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2018 03:11 PM (8rNrN)
they're the Almost! and fail. again and again.
Posted by: willow at January 19, 2018 03:12 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Rory at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (QF1yA)
Whoa Whoa. Lets not get crazy.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol from Houston at January 19, 2018 03:12 PM (3QAtO)
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That matchup may make it a great game. So much suspense given nobody has fixed opinions on either team.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:12 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: broseidon
The parade that the suffering fans did was funny. Good for them.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 19, 2018 03:12 PM (326rv)
Posted by: qzy at January 19, 2018 03:12 PM (zYBT4)
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Don't get too excited. Her life expectancy at 63 now (without diabetes is like 83 -85 years old). Diabetes type one reduces that 13 years. So age seventy to seventy two. Statistically speaking which has little to do with an individual's reality.
Posted by: simplemind at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (mgdo5)
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The question is will she want to spend her shortened life span on the bench or enjoy retirement and La Familia.
Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 03:12 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:12 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: willow at January 19, 2018 03:12 PM (t2Uf9)
Then who was it who beat New Orleans iwth a last-minute TD?
Oh -- Minnesota? I Know the uniforms were blue.
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN)
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/01/19/
sonia-sotomayor-health-scare-349971
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 03:12 PM (BtQd4)
in? Are you in the phase I was in two years ago (watched some clips and
recaps), last year (checked the paper occasionally, watched an
occasional game digest on YouTube), or this year (only saw one football
play by accident on Neil Cavuto)?
Posted by Ace at 02:39 PM
I stopped watching the NFL over 20 years ago. They became boring.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 19, 2018 03:12 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 19, 2018 03:12 PM (4CCz5)
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 19, 2018 03:13 PM (yOWG+)
When you cut the cable there's a lot of cool stuff you can buy with the savings. First thing I got was what you would consider the bargain basement Tivo -- called a PVR. With storage less than one dead president.
I start recording a football game that starts at 1 pm -- at 1 pm. D'uh. At three o'clock I start watching the recording. FF, FF, FF, FF. At about four o'clock, just as most games end, I catch up to realtime. One hour wasted vs three hours.
No commercials. Replay anything I want.
The cool stuff which is coming out for cable cutters is getting better every day. Including the ability to 'broadcast' OTA to multiple devices.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 03:13 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Rory at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (QF1yA)
I find soccer unwatchable with all the players getting shot all the time and flopping around on the ground uncontrollably.
Posted by: Sponge at January 19, 2018 03:13 PM (xttKs)
She looked like someone beat her with a ocotillo stick at the inauguration. Probably not following doctors orders.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 03:13 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Furious George at January 19, 2018 03:13 PM (9vQJW)
But... it's the evil empire Pats. And the NFL.
I compromise: I read the story about how well everyone does in the local rag the next day, and don't watch the games.
Heck, in my family with the wife and all, watching any sport is practically verboten. Even girly sports like women's soccer or gymnastics (Wifey thinks I only watch them to check out the chicks. Well, what other reason is there to watch women's soccer or gymnastics?)
Posted by: Vanceone at January 19, 2018 03:14 PM (zzW7w)
Did not watch even one game this year, I think I saw half of a pre-season game. I think we had a shitty year. Not sure. I think we had 3 different starting quarterbacks, including Osweiler ("We'll never forget you, Brent!"). Not sure.
Took the Broncos sticker off my truck. Unfollowed the Broncos and Mile High Report on Facebook.
Don't miss it at all, really.
Been watching some Legends Football League games on Youtube, will probably watch them some when their season starts up in a couple months.
I do, however, keep following the Denver Broncos Cheerleaders on FB. They haven't done anything wrong by their fans. And Jozie and Breanna are both just cute as a drawer full of grandma's buttons.
Posted by: Oedipus at January 19, 2018 03:14 PM (CXLVd)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 19, 2018 03:14 PM (xQfPr)
Oh -- Minnesota? I Know the uniforms were blue.
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN)
Purple
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 19, 2018 03:14 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at January 19, 2018 03:14 PM (t2Uf9)
This take will only lead to ridicule.
These bastards are jackasses because they want to be dicks.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:11 PM (Ckg4U)
I also played soccer in high school. I didn't have to deal with jocks and the whole soccer team were potheads. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 19, 2018 03:14 PM (aMlLZ)
Suck it, Goodell!
I'll be doing chores -- outdoors, I hope, but indoors for sure and doing my hour in the gym on Sunday.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 03:14 PM (0spTc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 03:14 PM (BtQd4)
My brothers served and they feel the same way as Dad.
Sometimes we get together and watch as a family, which is how we saw the Vikes (one brother is a Vikings fan) beat the Saints at the last minute. Great ending btw.
Since my dad is 83 and you never know how long you will have them I always go when he invites me over. It makes his day. But otherwise I don't even follow my own team anymore. Hubby gave all his Packer stuff away at the beginning of the year and hasn't watched a single minute of his team.
Sad.
Posted by: Lily(Former Broncos Super Fan) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at January 19, 2018 03:14 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: Rory at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (QF1yA)
Ah...European kickball!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2018 03:15 PM (wYseH)
Who be the margin blower this time?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 03:15 PM (0spTc)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2018 03:07 PM (0jtPF)
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This year, I had no interest in watching any other games, and usually the Lions are about a third of my total NFL time--because I occasionally like to watch teams that know what they are doing--especially during the Matt Millen experiment.
My plan was to watch the Lions until it became obvious that they were out. Well, they hung on all season until ... FRICKIN' BENGALS! (Or as they say in the AFC North: Been-gals)
No other games, and no playoffs, and I'm not going to watch the SB. Superbowl Sunday was on its way to being a national holiday, it seemed.
Now it should be called Goodell-screwed-the-pooch Sunday.
Posted by: Axeman, Lions sufferer at January 19, 2018 03:15 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Mega at January 19, 2018 03:15 PM (6NQZF)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 19, 2018 03:15 PM (4CCz5)
Posted by: IC at January 19, 2018 03:15 PM (a0IVu)
294 I thought one of the best arguments about Free Speech and the NFL, was why did they not kneel before kick-off on the field?
Yeah the timing was designed todisrespect the flag. Itkilled their stupid Muh Principles argument.
They tried damage control by running these crazy PSA's showing players somberly intoning their love for the military and hanging out with vets. It was so staged and phony. One of them starred Malcolm Jenkins who was a driver of the demand list presented to Goodell. Goodell promptly moved millions of the dollars earmarked for veteran charities and even susan komento the BLM NFLers.
Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2018 03:15 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:12 PM (YV+SU)
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Because no one has ever watched either team.
Posted by: grammie winger, pitchers and catchers are packing their bags, at January 19, 2018 03:15 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN)
Purple
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 19, 2018 03:14 PM (lKyWE)
You are going to have to learn aces comedy styles.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol from Houston at January 19, 2018 03:15 PM (3QAtO)
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Hey these are NFL players. Someone sticks a microphone in front of their face almost EVERY DAY during the season and definitely after every game. They have all have twitter and can get on the local news at the DROP of a hat. The have more ability to make a "statement" than anyone else in society.
Its not like they don't have any other way to get attention. They do it in the anthem to make clear that the whole thing is a giant FU to the COUNTRY. Ok then. Be that way. FU right back.
Posted by: simplemind at January 19, 2018 03:16 PM (t6wnh)
Also true, I haven't watched a single play of NFL this year.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 19, 2018 03:16 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2018 03:15 PM (wYseH)
Yeah, consider that stolen. Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 19, 2018 03:16 PM (4CCz5)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2018 03:16 PM (Mk9W9)
No idea at all on the NFC side. Atlanta, maybe?
(No, I think Atlanta lost. First I thought Atlanta won because John Ekdahl is calling himself "Sacksonville" on Twitter, which I thought was a sarcastic, bitter insult to his team, which I figured must have gotten sacked a lot. Now I'm guessing that they did the sacking themselves, and so this is a rare not-sarcastic remark from Ekdahl.)
Oh- I did see a fleeing bit of footage of late-game touchdown in the Baltimore-New Orleans game -- Neil Cavuto played it-- so I guess I know, now that I bother to probe my memory, that Baltimore is in it. (But have they lost yet? I don't know!) -Ace-
Nice way to play that Ace, but your not fooling me.
Even my wife knows more than that and she hates football.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2018 03:16 PM (z79tQ)
Were the girls on your team any good?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol from Houston at January 19, 2018 03:17 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: RiverRat1297 at January 19, 2018 03:17 PM (sn3IH)
Posted by: willow at January 19, 2018 03:17 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 19, 2018 03:05 PM (mynhJ)
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Hypocrisy or ambivalence? I dunno.
If the 'Skins were in the Super Bowl, I would watch for sure.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2018 03:17 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Bosk at January 19, 2018 03:17 PM (fjMEv)
At halftime, I always change the channel to the Puppy Bowl o Animal Planet.
The Allstate Mayhem commercials have been pretty good this year. Did a nice job of building up some anticipation for what they were going to do.
I realize I've come to the End State of modern television. The commercials interest more than the programming does. Probably because they have better acting and far better writing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 03:18 PM (k1TUh)
For the last five or six years, I've watched the start of the SuperBowl, and depending on how the singer does on the National Anthem, I might watch the game. If they botch it, or butcher it, I'm watching Firefly on DVD.
Posted by: Retired Spook at January 19, 2018 03:18 PM (bSchI)
If you're not comfortable with me, you can email Misanthropic, CBD and OregonMuse.
I have sent them the information and they will confirm my process.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:18 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 03:18 PM (fXB+v)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 19, 2018 03:18 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 03:19 PM (r9UYA)
If you have a link, please post.
I think I've gone to live games of every sport (including polo); best game was a Hockey play off game. What a rush.
Hockey is good even on TV. As long as TV is big enough I can actually see the puck.
Golf on TV is like Golf in person. Even the Masters.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 03:19 PM (qf/ZI)
Posted by: Furious George at January 19, 2018 03:13 PM (9vQJW)
I thin ESPN has a show on the 2016 6 Man (5 men and 1 girl) Texas Season and Championship. It was wonderful. I never played a down of football in my life until college and then me and a brother a my frat started a co-ed team. Had a girl the played HS basketball, another tennis, and 2 cheerleaders. They could all catch a ball and run. We won back to back seasons about 100 years ago.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 03:19 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol from Houston at January 19, 2018 03:17 PM (3QAtO)
No girls on my team. Back then they were still in caves beating on grain with rocks.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 19, 2018 03:19 PM (aMlLZ)
Highly recommend minor league hockey. $15 seats gets you one hell of a fun night.
Posted by: Warden at January 19, 2018 03:19 PM (MZ8Zz)
Posted by: John Noack at January 19, 2018 03:20 PM (sv6kb)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 19, 2018 03:14 PM (aMlLZ)
Rock on, Brother!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:20 PM (Ckg4U)
http://www.daytonainternationalspeedway.com
/Events/2018/DAYTONA-500/DAYTONA-500.aspx
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 03:20 PM (BtQd4)
I should add that, in the event the Iggles get to the SB, I'll probably go to one of my in-laws' likely warch party, but I'll have a good book and / or computer with me in order to make better use of my time. I gave up on squeeing over the splendiferous ads well over a decade ago.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2018 03:20 PM (0spTc)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 19, 2018 03:20 PM (QQ+il)
But seriously, I only watched over a pirate Red Zone stream, but I hardly even watched, it was mostly background noise. Didn't even remember about the playoffs until the sexond half of the late Sunday game this past week, also streamed so as not to affect the ratings.
Posted by: mugiwara at January 19, 2018 03:21 PM (yfGv0)
Posted by: Archer at January 19, 2018 03:21 PM (KFf4Y)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 03:21 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 19, 2018 03:03 PM (y3aQB)
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This was my fear I posted in previous thread: Trump using the release of the memo as a bargaining chip.
Buck's intel might have been right until Trump either traded it away or threatened the release. Either way, I get the feeling the Memo was part of the discussion with Schumer.
Posted by: WisRich at January 19, 2018 03:21 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Slartibartfast at January 19, 2018 02:59 PM (pGFtU)
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That's stupid. When liberals do that, it's out of cultural elitism. This is a case of successfully replying to the lefty challenge "We took over your institution and are shoving your face in PC bullshit. We bet you are such a spineless addict you still consume our product and send us $. We are indispensable to you".
Taking up the leftist's challenge and finding better ways to spend your time isn't remotely the same as snide liberals proud of how ignorant they are about, say, guns and gun issues.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 03:21 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 19, 2018 03:20 PM (QQ+il)
IT'S FUNNY CAUSE HE GOT BEAT BY BLAKE FRIGGEN BORTLES.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 19, 2018 03:21 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 19, 2018 03:22 PM (C6eZV)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaj6f8lo
ABC's "go" is a banned link site?
Ooookay.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2018 03:22 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: Eddie at January 19, 2018 03:22 PM (4viJK)
Posted by: simplemind at January 19, 2018 03:08 PM (mgdo5)
___________________
Mary Tyler Moore had Type 1, which was diagnosed when she was fairly young (early 20's). She lived to be 80. Of course, she wasn't fat like Sotomayor, so that probably helped.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 19, 2018 03:22 PM (fqUgw)
as If they are - full of woe, no succor , nothing to show for their effort, yeah kicked out of every chance.. sure.
Posted by: willow at January 19, 2018 03:22 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: John Noack at January 19, 2018 03:20 PM (sv6kb)
There you go. High octane internal combustion man shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 19, 2018 03:22 PM (aMlLZ)
This will be the di2rst time in my adult life I wont watch the super bowl. Not that i was a yuuge nfl fan before but i was a casual fan, especially playoffs.
This year...other than the Patriots, I dont even know who is left. And dont care.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 03:22 PM (hHz8m)
Of course, my viewership isn't that likely to be recorded anyway. But it would be a good idea for a bunch of people to decide what to watch besides the SB to concentrate all that viewership to something else.
My wife and daughter normally watch the Puppybowl.
Posted by: Axeman, Lions sufferer at January 19, 2018 03:22 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 19, 2018 03:18 PM (sGtp+)
I've spent more time watching OWL than NFL this year, and OWL just started.
Posted by: mugiwara at January 19, 2018 03:22 PM (yfGv0)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 19, 2018 03:20 PM
can I come over & watch it with you?
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at January 19, 2018 03:23 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:23 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 03:24 PM (7JbXq)
Watched the replay of the Vikings winning TD catch
That's the sum total of my NFL watching experience this year
Two years ago (three seasons ago) I'd watched 20 games by this point. But once the NFL let Kaep do his "piss on America" gig, I stopped watching
Posted by: Greg Q at January 19, 2018 03:24 PM (he/dn)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 03:24 PM (aC6Sd)
i'm sure she at the least has good health care and the most modern of treatment unlike us non insured (THANKS obama).
she'll live longer than i, bank on it.
Posted by: willow at January 19, 2018 03:24 PM (t2Uf9)
Just like the thugs have a right to tell me the cinservative fan to fuck off, I also have the right not to give them any of my money or time.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 03:24 PM (hHz8m)
Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 03:24 PM (gs8be)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2018 03:25 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 19, 2018 03:25 PM (O5Q3r)
Talk about Titanic ratings. Only Salon readers click through any more.
Posted by: Valiant at January 19, 2018 03:25 PM (3MiF8)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 03:25 PM (LiyEm)
Haven't watched as much as a single play since.
For the record, consider me a lifelong sports fan. Just tired of being condescended to. If I wanted that, I could listen to Dicky Durbin, Senator Shithole.
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at January 19, 2018 03:26 PM (Ftuf+)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 03:26 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 19, 2018 03:20 PM
can I come over & watch it with you?
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at January 19, 2018 03:23 PM (ZQfW9)
SORRY. STANDING ROOM ONLY.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 19, 2018 03:26 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 03:26 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 03:24 PM (aC6Sd)
You can say that again. They were out on the west coast a couple weeks ago and from the crowd noise I thought it was a home game, but without the ambiance of snow balls or 'D' batteries.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 03:26 PM (2FqvZ)
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stray voltage.
Belichick didn't want the press pursuing the story of the so called bad blood between brady, management and brady's sports medicine witch doctor and bellichick's retirement. He's probably got the whole team rolling inside the locker room.
Posted by: simplemind at January 19, 2018 03:27 PM (iW2De)
Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 03:27 PM (7JbXq)
Now I hope it burns down to the ground. Fuck the NFL.
Posted by: Fen at January 19, 2018 03:27 PM (hrTHI)
Posted by: irright at January 19, 2018 03:27 PM (pMGkg)
#315 but click your heels together three times, and wish really hard, and the first blow is free!
Posted by: the munchkin hooker guild madam at January 19, 2018 03:27 PM (ewxPW)
Posted by: John Noack at January 19, 2018 03:20 PM (sv6kb)
18 FEB
#9
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 03:28 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 03:28 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 19, 2018 03:28 PM (ZQfW9)
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he should've really tried harder to catch those balls that popped out of pryor sr's hands.
The skins, with a lame old TE and idiotic wide receivers, put up the most points on the vikings this year. but cousins didn't really do a good job of covering Theilen.
Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 03:28 PM (V3U1L)
I thought the Cubbies were Cactus League...
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V has a shiny new laptop at January 19, 2018 03:29 PM (P8951)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 19, 2018 03:26 PM (Dp6qK)
SO, NOT LIKE YOUR GAMES WHERE YOU'RE ALWAYS ON YOUR BACK !
Posted by: ROB GRONKOWSKI at January 19, 2018 03:29 PM (gs8be)
Won't be watching this year
I was at the point where I had the games on tv just out of habit and it had become background noise while I did other things, especially with the constant commercials.
Having no football games on has given me more "research" time for my Sunday Swimwear Compliance Pics
Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2018 03:29 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at January 19, 2018 03:23 PM (ZQfW9)
I hope colin doesnt end up in bathroom with Ben!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 03:30 PM (BtQd4)
On my own, zero interest.
(Honestly a lot of my media consumption, with a very few exceptions, has become social and has been for quite some time, so I can't say the current follies have affected it much, if at all.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 19, 2018 03:30 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: ROB GRONKOWSKI at January 19, 2018 03:29 PM (gs8be)
OH YEAH? WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 19, 2018 03:31 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2018 03:29 PM (eh0Va)
FYI, Daily Caller recently ran an article titled something like 'Why is she even wearing a swimsuit if it's see through?'
Was not see through, but still quite nice.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 19, 2018 03:31 PM (72PAC)
The skins, with a lame old TE and idiotic wide receivers, put up the most points on the vikings this year. but cousins didn't really do a good job of covering Theilen.
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Yeah. I know. Jeebus - like I said we've been looking for starting QB since 92. That is 26 years. WTF?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:31 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 19, 2018 03:31 PM (ItSEF)
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 03:32 PM (2FqvZ)
Fuggidaboubit.
Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 03:32 PM (7JbXq)
1) if you really care about black lives, you'll spend the 15 minutes necessary to research the Michael Brown case the Trayvon Martin case the Freddie gray case. 15 minutes to discover it wasn't police brutality. They say they care but they can't even do the basic research about these lives they pretend to care so much about.
2) if I thought the government was murdering my people in the streets do you really think my form of protest would be taking a knee during a song? How lame. If they really believe this they would quit the NFL and pick up a rifle. Posers likely compensating for all the interns they've abused in their career.
Posted by: Fen at January 19, 2018 03:32 PM (hrTHI)
She is about due for a big dose of karma. And it would be a mercy to this nation if that dung beetle would just keel over. Just another crappy judicial tyrant.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 03:32 PM (/qEW2)
Do not miss it. I'll peek at the scores occasionally.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 19, 2018 03:32 PM (xBSm0)
Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 03:32 PM (gs8be)
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at January 19, 2018 03:33 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Fritz at January 19, 2018 03:33 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 03:33 PM (7JbXq)
https://tinyurl.com/ydxnem5q
Posted by: jsg at January 19, 2018 03:24 PM (gs8be)
He seems nice.
Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2018 03:33 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 03:33 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 03:33 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: irright at January 19, 2018 03:33 PM (pMGkg)
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Sefton - I didn't see this until now. Agreed.
In fact, if you find yourself deep in certain American cities its not even first world anymore.
Posted by: simplemind at January 19, 2018 03:34 PM (t6wnh)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 03:34 PM (BtQd4)
Sometimes I've popped in for the Superbowl, but never watched it all (often bailing at the half-time horror) and usually wound up doing something more interesting like watching the puppy bowl or cleaning out the fridge.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 19, 2018 03:34 PM (RHEDC)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 03:34 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 03:34 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2018 03:34 PM (JyFLk)
minnesota is -3 but wentz's back-up for philadelphia looked good last week. but the interesting number is the over/under: 38! my money is forget the spread and put it on the over!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 19, 2018 03:35 PM (Pg+x7)
And I named my daughter Delaney, after Joe Delaney of the Kansas City Chiefs.
Heard they made the playoffs this year, just by overhearing televisions in restaurants, I think. Have no idea how they did.
I must admit, though, my boycott/abandonment of the NFL has been coming for a few years now, and not so much because of the leftist politicization of the NFL, but because:
a) It had become like professional wrestling, with pre-determined outcomes based on popularity of the players involved. If I had to watch big dumb Payton Manning be awarded one more last-minute drive by the officials, I would have shat blood.
b) Hockey's a better game, with better human beings as participants. Go Red Wings.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 19, 2018 03:35 PM (OWWiT)
Actually, when a diabetic is having an attack of LOW blood sugar (insulin reaction), a piece of candy (something chewable like a chocolate bar) or a shot of orange juice is exactly what you SHOULD give them in order to boost the sugar level. It can happen if, for example, they take a shot of insulin in anticipation of a meal but get busy doing something else and forget to eat on time. My mom was a Type 2 diabetic and this happened to her several times that I can recall.
Posted by: Secret Square at January 19, 2018 03:35 PM (+HoK2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 03:34 PM (BtQd4)
Fox News has the same ticker. The Stock Market?
GET OUT NOW!
Oops, nevermind, nothing bad happening.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 03:36 PM (2FqvZ)
My father died at 55 from his first and only heart attack secondary to insulin dependent diabetes he had since he was 30. It really screws up your circulatory system.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol from Houston at January 19, 2018 03:36 PM (3QAtO)
Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 03:36 PM (hTPT3)
Question: Would you go to a hip hop concert if you expected there not to be a brawl?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 03:36 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 03:36 PM (7JbXq)
I'll be here for quite awhile because I have been tapped.
Let me know about your reservations and apologies for not donating to Northernlurker.
Who knows? I may be a dick... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:36 PM (Ckg4U)
So I've been watching football since I was maybe 12 or 13 years old.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 19, 2018 03:36 PM (xBSm0)
The game became ridiculous, and arbitrary, in my view.
One play, or overturned call, decides games.
Then, the NFL seemed to be everywhere.
Oversaturation.
Now, I have no clue who is in the playoffs.
I saw some people in Vikings jerseys.
So...they are in it?
The kneeling bullshit was the final straw.
Fuck them.
I wear my NFL ignorance proudly.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2018 03:37 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 03:37 PM (aC6Sd)
Was not see through, but still quite nice.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
Probably was not wet.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 03:37 PM (rpAqR)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 03:37 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2018 03:37 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Colin at January 19, 2018 03:36 PM (hTPT3)
I went a bought a 36" tube for the Bristol Night Race when Direct came out with the s video out.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 03:38 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 03:38 PM (RsAn7)
Well testosterone levels are going down in males so you might be in luck.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 03:38 PM (/tuJf)
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We will not be making an appearance this year.
Posted by: Janet Jackson's Tits at January 19, 2018 03:38 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: John Noack at January 19, 2018 03:20 PM (sv6kb)
18 FEB
#9
Posted by: rhennigantx
FYI, The 24 Hours of Daytona is next weekend.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2018 03:38 PM (huvEK)
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How did the streaming thing work out?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:38 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: same as it ever was at January 19, 2018 03:39 PM (BLjCA)
Posted by: saf at January 19, 2018 03:39 PM (cS/ge)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 19, 2018 03:39 PM (WmqYl)
Posted by: auscolpyr at January 19, 2018 03:39 PM (suO/a)
I had to go and check. Gah.
You're probably a Bruins fan.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 19, 2018 03:39 PM (OWWiT)
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I much preferred the marching bands and jet pack guys. Is Timberlake cock curious?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:39 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 03:39 PM (QQ+il)
attack secondary to insulin dependent diabetes he had since he was 30.
It really screws up your circulatory system.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol from Houston at January 19, 2018 03:36 PM (3QAtO)
Which is why there are a lot of diabetics who end up with foot/leg amputations.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 03:40 PM (xDKH6)
Posted by: Andy Reid at January 19, 2018 03:40 PM (RsAn7)
And in the middle of that meltdown the idiot owners gave Roger a sweetheart deal instead of sending him packing. Well maybe we will get a new winter XFL in a few years after the NFL continues to implode.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 19, 2018 03:40 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 03:40 PM (aC6Sd)
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Whose bra is he going to rip off on live TV this time?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 19, 2018 03:40 PM (KUaJL)
I am goin to the 500 for the WHOLE WEEK OF INDY.
(and they better not let that mouthy little bitch win)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 19, 2018 03:40 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 19, 2018 03:31 PM (Dp6qK)
.............
SHE SAID WE"RE NOT MARRIED DUMASS !
Posted by: ROB GRONKOWSKI at January 19, 2018 03:41 PM (gs8be)
...
Posted by: Vanceone at January 19, 2018 03:14 PM (zzW7w)
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You don't even need to look at the local rag. Just bing "NFL week <X>" and see all the scores at a glance. Local rag is probably liberal and needs to be shut down as well.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 19, 2018 03:41 PM (/qEW2)
I haven't missed them a bit. Fuck them.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 03:41 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2018 03:41 PM (+lOpA)
I hope he does. Pepsi's CEO is an SJW Indian (dot, not feather) who periodically badmouths America.
So fuck her, fuck Pepsi, and fuck the NFL.
I'm done now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 19, 2018 03:41 PM (WmqYl)
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 19, 2018 03:42 PM (OWWiT)
gold plated, lead pipe cinch lock of the week:
take the over at minn/phi.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 19, 2018 03:42 PM (Pg+x7)
--
eww
Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 03:42 PM (V3U1L)
Cheney is so mean he still candy from babies . And gives it to diabetic babies.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol from Houston at January 19, 2018 03:42 PM (3QAtO)
I'm done now.
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Pepsi is Yankee Coke.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:42 PM (YV+SU)
I gave up on soccer when the Brit & German hooligans rolled over and offered up their bung holes to the muzzies.
I was expecting world class beatdowns when the muzzies took over Londonstan & Berlinabad.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 03:43 PM (rpAqR)
Posted by: USA at January 19, 2018 03:43 PM (lE2nd)
It doesn't stop me.
I will fist-fight at any Meet-Up.
-In a suit.
-With one hand tied behind my back.
I don't promote soccer. I'll simply kick someone in the teeth for their lesser-brained advocacy of hatred.
-Sorry 'Bout Your Ribs, SON!
Internet Bravery is just as it seems.
*pttthhhhhh*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:43 PM (Ckg4U)
It was fun watching the Astros though.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 19, 2018 03:43 PM (qvDmC)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol from Houston at January 19, 2018 03:44 PM (3QAtO)
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1mnxerRlVlQKX
Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 03:44 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 03:44 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 03:37 PM (aC6Sd)
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Agree. Plus, it's boring.
Posted by: Soona at January 19, 2018 03:44 PM (Fs5vw)
When they gave Goddel another contract I was .... HUH????
Decreasing revenue... less fans... lower viewership... and you give the CEO a new contract???
WTF??? The owners DESERVE to loose money IMO.
Posted by: Don Q., Philosophizer at January 19, 2018 03:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at January 19, 2018 03:23 PM (ZQfW9)
SORRY. STANDING ROOM ONLY.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 19, 2018 03:26 PM (Dp6qK)
Thread winner!
Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2018 03:44 PM (eh0Va)
And yet Trump did what all the Smart Set said he shouldn't do - he fought. And now he is riding high, and the NFL is choking on its own vomit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2018 03:44 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 03:44 PM (tGeF5)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 19, 2018 03:44 PM (xBSm0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:43 PM (Ckg4U)
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The carrots of the sports world.
Posted by: Axeman, Lions sufferer at January 19, 2018 03:45 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 19, 2018 03:45 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: USA at January 19, 2018 03:45 PM (lE2nd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 03:45 PM (QQ+il)
I'd rather watch a high school JV football game ... in freezing rain.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 19, 2018 03:45 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:45 PM (YV+SU)
Question: Would you go to a hip hop concert if you expected there not to be a brawl?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 03:36 PM (BtQd4)
............
Love and Hip Hop!
Posted by: VH1 at January 19, 2018 03:46 PM (HgMAr)
Last year I did scoreboard watch and saw the end of the Superbowl when you guys started talking about the comeback.
Posted by: Big V at January 19, 2018 03:46 PM (MVE/7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 03:45 PM (QQ+il)
Strong, proud, refreshing.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 19, 2018 03:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 19, 2018 03:46 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 03:46 PM (tGeF5)
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I wouldn't go that far. My son played JV this year and it was spectacularly bad. At baseball he's pretty good.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:47 PM (YV+SU)
This will likely be their year to win the Superbore, in Minneapolis.
After all, it will be a home game for them. Just like my Twins in 87 and 91, they can only win the championship games at home.
Posted by: rd at January 19, 2018 03:47 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 03:38 PM (/tuJf)
I knew a couple brothers who played soccer and football in high school. Nothing wrong with their t-levels. They both went on to 20 plus year NFL careers. As kickers.
*That's* the position you want. Thirty seconds of exposure to injury per game. Kick the ever-living-hell out of the football, soccer style, then run off the field. Matt and Chris.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 03:47 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 03:47 PM (tGeF5)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 03:47 PM (LiyEm)
So as the classic NFL demographic left the NFL, they still committed to watching a less poisoned football exhibition while a different sport has swooped in to absorb those who used to be of a professional football-or-bust mindset.
Way to go, Dunderheads. You've figured out a way to kill sports' golden goose.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2018 03:47 PM (H8S+R)
Also, Soccer Players."
And all the soccer they're playing, which is just about the most gay thing they could do, short of s*cking each other's c*cks.
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 19, 2018 03:48 PM (OWWiT)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2018 03:48 PM (rpAqR)
Must be because of the tax cut plan, thanks Trump!
Posted by: wth at January 19, 2018 03:48 PM (HgMAr)
Can an entire state claim to be brain damaged?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 03:48 PM (r9UYA)
No NFL. No NBA. No CNN. No MSNBC.
After a week or two, they may stop sending me the diaries.
Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 03:48 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 03:48 PM (QQ+il)
They should play Buffalo, so one of them would be forced to win it.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 19, 2018 03:48 PM (xBSm0)
-Posted by: Axeman, Lions sufferer at January 19, 2018 03:45 PM (vDqXW)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:48 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 03:48 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 03:49 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at January 19, 2018 03:49 PM (2CG5J)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 03:48 PM (r9UYA)
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No but I believe a state can troll.
Posted by: Axeman, Lions sufferer at January 19, 2018 03:49 PM (vDqXW)
A much better game would be Minn/Jacksonville
Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2018 03:49 PM (6hUCU)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 19, 2018 03:18 PM (sGtp+)
I've spent more time watching OWL than NFL this year, and OWL just started.
Hmm. Need to start dropping hints to Mrs. Chronda that a London Spitfire t-shirt would be a good birthday present. Because Spitfire, right there on the chest.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 19, 2018 03:49 PM (v3pYe)
When they started the social justice show, I went cold turkey. No DirectTV season ticket, no fantasy football, no subscribing to or even reading websites. I didn't even watched a single game last season or this season.
My pocketbook is better off for it. The NFL's not so much.
Posted by: George at January 19, 2018 03:49 PM (O3PQV)
Posted by: eleven at January 19, 2018 03:49 PM (+lOpA)
Calfornia
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 03:49 PM (LiyEm)
Not only is the NFL being boycotted, ESPN is.
Fewer games are broadcast, and I've cut the cord. And so I don't even have the option to watch most games at home.
Posted by: goodluckduck at January 19, 2018 03:49 PM (rwaEp)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 03:49 PM (aC6Sd)
Can an entire state claim to be brain damaged?
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Ever since Oregon allowed Californians in things have gone to shit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:50 PM (YV+SU)
http://www.daytonainternationalspeedway.com
/Events/2018/DAYTONA-500/DAYTONA-500.aspx
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 03:20 PM (BtQd4)
*checks out link*
24 hours of Daytona is Jan 27...
THAT'S A WEEK FROM TOMORROW
Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2018 03:50 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2018 03:50 PM (lKs2v)
We lost so many good people that day.
So many cold sticky hands.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 03:50 PM (QQ+il)
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2013/06/Soccer-Fail-8.gif
Posted by: Sponge at January 19, 2018 03:50 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 03:50 PM (7JbXq)
Sortta like a huge thermonuclear fart.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at January 19, 2018 03:50 PM (e8kgV)
https://pjmedia.com/andrewklavan/democrats-play-women-fools/
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2018 03:50 PM (BtQd4)
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Yep. That's my hope too. Pubs for Americans, Dems for Mexicans. No other way to slice the optics.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:51 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2018 03:51 PM (qZLyh)
Posted by: Axeman, Lions sufferer at January 19, 2018 03:51 PM (vDqXW)
Makes me glad I left HotAir."
Also, they're tied in to some third-party commenting system. I'm partial to the archaic Pixy Machine Comment Box. It can walk on my lawn anytime.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2018 03:51 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at January 19, 2018 03:51 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: Zombie John Belushi at January 19, 2018 03:51 PM (iX3+9)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 03:52 PM (LiyEm)
The tenth caller will get a set of steak knives and PGR 3 for the Xbox.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:52 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2018 03:52 PM (/tuJf)
I like soccer every four years. In regular time I can't tell whether anyone is trying to win the game. At World Cup events I believe that everyone is trying to win.
There's no Italy and no USA in this World Cup, so I guess I like soccer every eight years.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 03:52 PM (fuK7c)
any predictions made are for entertainment purposes only.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 19, 2018 03:52 PM (Pg+x7)
now we need to know when reasonable people, not gope, will begiving up movies. you know, cause they mostly suck, advocate concepts that are antithetical to those of reasonable peoople who like the country, and enrich people that hate the country and spend their wealth to do things you hate and elect people that hate the country.
really ceteris paribus, watch some sjw wars movie, fuck a ladyboy, or go to hot air would be a coin toss. would have to be a good looking ladyboy, not some john goodman impersonating a truck driver impersonating a ladyboy ladyboy.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 03:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at January 19, 2018 03:52 PM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at January 19, 2018 03:52 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 19, 2018 03:53 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 03:37 PM (aC6Sd)
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Agree. Plus, it's boring.
Posted by: Soona at January 19, 2018 03:44 PM (Fs5vw)
I think most of the action in soccer takes place in the shower room.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 19, 2018 03:53 PM (WmqYl)
But I suppose the Left will utterly ruin that soon enough.
Hiring a pro ---ANY pro, not just the crappy "singer" they featured --- for the championship halftime show was a bad move. Why not feature the colleges' bands, orchestras, choruses, or whatever? THAT would be wonderful.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2018 03:53 PM (0jtPF)
And I am not watching college football either. That is generating a buncha money for SJW institutions that truly hate me.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 19, 2018 03:53 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 19, 2018 03:45 PM (QQ+il)
Yes it is.. it is also the best cola to complement moon pies.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 19, 2018 03:53 PM (xDKH6)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:53 PM (Ckg4U)
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And for that we are grateful. May there never be another football game on again.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 19, 2018 03:53 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 19, 2018 03:54 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 03:54 PM (7JbXq)
http://thechive.com/2016/04/14/this-is-why- soccer-is-the-worlds-favorite-sport-video/
Posted by: Monk at January 19, 2018 03:54 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 03:54 PM (LiyEm)
Would ratings go up, down, or would some partisan jackass on one of the teams kneel during the Anthem just to piss half the country off?
Posted by: rd at January 19, 2018 03:54 PM (4dz1m)
-Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 19, 2018 03:53 PM (WmqYl)
If I ever see you, I'm going to Fight you.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 03:55 PM (LiyEm)
Bahr! You know them?
We (Penn State) won a lot of boring games back then by like 9-7 because we got three field goals.
They all counted as wins.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 03:55 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 03:55 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:56 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 19, 2018 03:56 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at January 19, 2018 03:56 PM (4YHTV)
Posted by: Axeman, Lions sufferer at January 19, 2018 03:56 PM (vDqXW)
Question: Would you go to a hip hop concert if you expected there not to be a brawl?
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Its like car racing. You dont go to see the race; you go to see the crash.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 19, 2018 03:56 PM (Iraur)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 19, 2018 03:50 PM (YV+SU)
You're kidding, right? Portland has been fruitcake lefty since forever, even back when California was still Reagan country.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 19, 2018 03:56 PM (WmqYl)
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2018 03:56 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 03:50 PM (7JbXq)
I think could be bcz of us Mutts.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 03:56 PM (iX3+9)
Posted by: JAS at January 19, 2018 03:56 PM (7JbXq)
Can an entire state claim to be brain damaged?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 03:48 PM (r9UYA)
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Yes. CA and NY have been doing it for years.
Posted by: Soona at January 19, 2018 03:56 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2018 03:56 PM (aC6Sd)
I couldn't care less.
Posted by: Cowboyneal - the other Jewish carpenter at January 19, 2018 03:57 PM (k2KmM)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Are you going to flop at the first hint of my halitosis?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 19, 2018 03:57 PM (WmqYl)
-Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 19, 2018 03:53 PM (WmqYl)
If I ever see you, I'm going to Fight you.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Swordplay in the shower room!
I keed. I keed.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 19, 2018 03:58 PM (iX3+9)
Posted by: Buffalobob at January 19, 2018 03:58 PM (3P5C1)
Yeah right buddy. How many shooters will there be next week?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 19, 2018 03:58 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 19, 2018 03:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Are you going to flop at the first hint of my halitosis?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January
yeah, the weak point in his plan is that he may expect someone to give you a yellow card before you finish implementing your plan for total physical annihilation.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 03:59 PM (MTjB1)
Same thing is happening to Star Wars. Burn it to the ground.
The Super Bowl is garbage. It is so hard to watch with all the promotion, constantly, and the stupid vulgar commercials reminding us we're idiots for watching it.
The halftime show takes forever and is a mess. Prince was great, phenmomenal. But the music industry has what? No acts! They wouldn't book Kid Rock, the progs running the networks wouldn't have that.
The Steelers hired a Rooney Rule guy in Mike Tomlin...dude has proven himself to be not the best coach. Big Ben and his crew bail his ass out all the time. It is hard to watch these games with Tomlin and his freaking out because he has no idea what to do. The Steelers won't can his ass.
It has lost all it's innocence and grandeur, for plastic trinkets and fake drama.
Watching some of those old games, they were really good, the announcers had character and could joke freely...Marv Albert!
And let's not get into the scripted feel of these games...sure is some weird shit that happens.
NFL HQ decides that the league needs to spend millions on social justice. I decide to tell the NFL to get bent.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 19, 2018 03:59 PM (AASEZ)
Posted by: Sponge at January 19, 2018 03:59 PM (xttKs)
This.
Unless both teams have superb ball possession skills where crisp passing and designed plays are evident, the game is objectively boring. Scores of 1-0, while exciting in the sense that one screw-up can cost a game, waiting for that one and only screw-up for 90 minutes is tedious. Open it up so that people get opportunities to watch multiple scores rather than breathless replays of the singular exciting event of the game.
I'd even occasionally tolerate guys acting like their spines were removed after a love tap if the scoring was on the order of 7 - 5.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 19, 2018 03:59 PM (H8S+R)
Bahr! You know them?
We (Penn State) won a lot of boring games back then by like 9-7 because we got three field goals.
They all counted as wins.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 03:55 PM (fuK7c)
Sure, I knew them. They played for Neshaminy. A school with like ten times the enrollment of my school. The only team to beat us. Their record? Perfect. Ours? One loss.
I forget, because I got knocked out, but I think one of them put the ball up into my face and I was knocked out half the game. Protocol? Shit, go back in there son. I don't think I've ever been right since.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 04:00 PM (2FqvZ)
Yeah right buddy. How many shooters will there be next week?
Posted by: Under Fire at January
continually changing the story is the gambit, keeps everyone guessing until they lose interest.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 19, 2018 04:00 PM (MTjB1)
Oh cool. This is a willowed thread, but we should catch up some time.
C.B. West. We were sort of neighbors.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 04:04 PM (fuK7c)
It requires no significant skill or practice at the most elementary level.
Hence, "soccer moms."
Basketball you can practice on your own or with neighborhood kids to develop skills.
Baseball? Nine times out of ten there's a dad around.
You have to have someone to work with you, to play catch with you, to pitch to you, etc.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 19, 2018 04:05 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 19, 2018 04:05 PM (N208c)
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at January 19, 2018 04:07 PM (4YHTV)
You have to have someone to work with you, to play catch with you, to pitch to you, etc.
I'm hiding here until the stomps sort it out. I thought they'd be done by now.
My dad threw like a girl. I knew that when I was six. He tried, good on him. I tried too. I had two boys who don't care that they don't know what a baseball is.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2018 04:10 PM (fuK7c)
Yeah, we kinda know each other. I change nics constantly. Pro PSU, like you. Put a son through there.
Don't think we ever played CB West. It doesn't ring a bell.
But the Bahr brothers were something the hell else. I followed them for years/decades, cursing my decision not to try out as a kicker on the football team.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 19, 2018 04:11 PM (2FqvZ)
Second year without watching? Easier than the first.
I'll never watch these poor, poor, oppressed millionaires ever again.
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 19, 2018 04:20 PM (jWe5r)
I still like to watch the UW Huskies on Saturday, but this year was almost all night games, so I'd just watch them on TV, but go to bed at 10p, whether it was over or not, because I don't want to be nodding out in church.
By the way, I flew down to see the UW/Stanford game in Palo Alto, and the stadium looked only half-full. What? Then the band came out at halftime, and just trashed President Trump and spelled out USSR to the boos of their own fans.
But, so far, college football is politics-free. We're a little worried about Chip Kelly at Ucla, but we're happy we've got Chris Petersen. Go Huskies!
Posted by: Mike Pitzler at January 19, 2018 04:21 PM (fSf/G)
Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2018 04:31 PM (o38N1)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 19, 2018 04:33 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: OCBill at January 19, 2018 04:40 PM (df+Zi)
Haven't missed it at all.
...................
Pretty much Me too. Used to go to all the Giants games, and with my Dad to Atlantic City when they had the SB on the big screen. Have not even watched on the small screen for 3 years.
Posted by: Trainer at January 19, 2018 04:45 PM (7EbAY)
Posted by: Mike Pitzler at January 19, 2018 04:21 PM (fSf/G)
Yes, that Stanford band are pretty miserable little asswipes.
For that reason alone, I always route against them.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 19, 2018 04:49 PM (2sCft)
I hate instant replay - make the call and move on. Delays kill momentum and alter the game - and are often inconclusive to boot. Combined with the increase in ridiculous and inconsistent penalties - esp rules re roughing the passer - introduce a level of randomness that undermines the (real-time) veracity of the game.
Most every rule change the last 30 years has been designed to speed the game and/or favor the passing game thereby diminishing the importance of a running game that keeps the ball in bounds. By far the largest effect has been to amplify and make glaringly obvious the abilities/incompetence of QBs. (Are the league wide differences in QB talent really that much greater than 30 or 40 years ago? Or just more obvious?) The ever increasing value of QBs justifies ever more ridiculous QB protection rules, diminishing the quality of the games.
I will watch random games when I feel like it and the playoffs - if I am not doing something else. But my days of making time to watch the NFL are over.
Posted by: John at January 19, 2018 05:04 PM (lMh13)
To which my response will be "Cut everyone who took a knee."
So far no one has asked.
Posted by: Paladin at January 19, 2018 05:14 PM (JDw72)
Posted by: Bill von Gremp at January 19, 2018 05:14 PM (fIHdB)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at January 19, 2018 05:20 PM (mcqJg)
Going out of my way to watch the Baltimore-New Orleans playoff and the Eagles-Rams game late in the regular season were totally worth it. Much better than watching Buffalo get stomped by the Patriots yet again.
Posted by: Otis at January 19, 2018 05:25 PM (pRJhL)
Posted by: Viridian at January 19, 2018 05:40 PM (uU7lV)
Call me not even slightly surprised ! Go politically correct or jump of a high rocky cliff ? hmmm tough question eh ? A result with no discernible difference.
Posted by: ron n. at January 19, 2018 05:42 PM (MBrFx)
Posted by: Kris at January 19, 2018 05:53 PM (sUgY3)
Posted by: BourbonRocks at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (P6eto)
50% I despise corporate apparatchiks taking all day to make calls and do video reviews.
Posted by: Mountain maver at January 19, 2018 06:09 PM (Dzq66)
Santa was supposed to bring me a vintage USA hockey jersey but brought me a purple tie instead. [Probably some Russian collusion LOL]Hope I can scare one up before that special day.
And screw those guys.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at January 19, 2018 06:11 PM (6xYv/)
Posted by: Grateful at January 19, 2018 06:11 PM (nG95o)
Posted by: NotClauswitz at January 19, 2018 06:18 PM (5kZrG)
Posted by: santamonica at January 19, 2018 06:20 PM (G7JEb)
Unfortunately, the Mrs. is going to require that we (she) watch the halftime show because - Justin Timberlake.
Posted by: Grey Stripe at January 19, 2018 06:29 PM (datdl)
Posted by: arePea at January 19, 2018 06:34 PM (6/9ri)
Posted by: Venomous Gore at January 19, 2018 06:46 PM (p47Y4)
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Posted by: Cosmacelf at January 19, 2018 07:13 PM (8HXY5)
Posted by: Muns at January 19, 2018 07:16 PM (9L8Bu)
as said elsewhere, get woke, go broke.
demographics and immigration sez get yer soccer - er, futbol on!
Posted by: flyerofplanes at January 19, 2018 07:22 PM (/knAb)
Posted by: Kim Jong-nun at January 19, 2018 07:48 PM (artIV)
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Posted by: Erudite60 at January 19, 2018 08:17 PM (Bk0n1)
"The author of this post claims not to know which teams other that the Patriots are still alive, yet identifies their quarterbacks correctly"
Says someone who came to a blog named Ace of Spades HQ to respond to a post clearly declared written by said Ace, yet somehow doesn't know where he is or who he's responding to.
Posted by: Random thought generator at January 19, 2018 08:20 PM (1EwqP)
May the person who coined the phrase that the personal is political roast in hell through all eternity.
Posted by: chuckR at January 19, 2018 08:36 PM (bRvKP)
Posted by: Gem at January 19, 2018 09:29 PM (XoAz8)
My NFL status has been "all dead inside" for years. They're just making it easier on me now
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 19, 2018 09:50 PM (Lz/sK)
" I will faht for you , mah beautiful Ho-zay!"
Posted by: same as it ever was at January 19, 2018 10:03 PM (BLjCA)
Posted by: tim ferrell at January 20, 2018 07:04 AM (OIGqm)
I still hear a little. You can't get away from it, especially if you read the sports page. Or follow college football, and college basketball.
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