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In Aftermath of Trump's Clean Bill of Cognitive Health, The "Experts" of the Media Have a New Mantra: Ignore What The Experts Tell You

Out: Trust the experts

In: Ignore the experts, listen to the media with no expertise on anything at all




I'm gonna need Anderson Cooper, Jim Acosta, Don Lemon, and Brian Stelter to all submit to a cognitive and psychological wellness examination, the results to be disclosed publicly, before I listen to another word out of these hysterical pussies.


Posted by: Ace at 05:29 PM




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1 St

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (OTZ/W)

2 Ya, what he said

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (6Ll1u)

3 Trump is a very stable genius you evil bigoted cis-gendered assholes.

Posted by: prescient11 at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (q+HNC)

4 Yeah, I even read one dick say that genetics doesn't help you after age sixty if you have a shit diet.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (QCX64)

5 Brian Stelter: The science is NOT settled.

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (lE2nd)

6 The Press is deranged and mentally ill.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (0OmEj)

7 science!!!!

Posted by: brak at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (WjCgM)

8 This are the same way Bill C. was treated!!

How can you imply it's a double standard, you Rethuglican!

/sarc

Posted by: scott_t at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (NmR1a)

9 I hope that was good enough for me to earn the opportunity to taint paint you tonight Mr. Tapper!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (SkuXa)

10 Concerns about Trump's mental health were and always will be absurd.


Concerns about Brian Stetler and other media toddlers' mental health, however...absolutely within reason.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (/o9Qk)

11
And just like that, Shithole-gate is gone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (mbhDw)

12 Reality doesn't matter to these people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (+lVUW)

13 It's almost as though they don't have any actual standards and will cynically say absolutely fuck-all anything as long as it advances their increasingly-shrill and unhinged narrative and lust for power.

Posted by: ballistic at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (x6Z0/)

14 The press IS deranged and mentally ill.... but we knew that from the Obama worship.

Posted by: Ann at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (jtHQy)

15 TDS is a real illness. I urge the members of the press to get help.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (0OmEj)

16 No questions about the health of the President's hair?

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (lE2nd)

17 Does this mean that dumbass Tom Whatsisname will shut now that experts have no cachet?

Posted by: Country Singer at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (yzxic)

18 I'm no expert but even I know the media's lower functioning than I am...YAYYYYYYYYY!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (xMlQ+)

19 "Someone can be sharp as a tack but still unfit to serve"

MSM Translation: "We really hate this guy...and oh yeah, his supporters to"

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (G0vdT)

20 Because, thats why.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (fXd4g)

21 Yeah, I even read one dick say that genetics doesn't help you after age sixty if you have a shit diet.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (QCX64)

It's everything. Lifestyle. Stress-levels. Genetics.
And pure luck.
Healthy people drop dead all the time while "sick" people live for decades after becoming sick.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 05:30 PM (7uYFy)

22 And that is why you should cut the cord and quit paying these assholes.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 16, 2018 05:30 PM (0OmEj)

23 Trigger, not just a horse.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (fXd4g)

24 You'd think that after Trump got loaded into that van like a side of beef leaving his shoe behind, that the doctor would have had second thoughts about saying Trump was very healthy.

Oh wait.

That was She Who Will Never Be President and who cares about her cognitive state.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (vivhj)

25 I'm mildly curious what @RadioFreeTwat has to say about the Experts here, but not curious enough to unmute him or actually look at his timeline.

Posted by: Alex at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (7Yy8M)

26 Nothing wrong with CNN spokesholes' mental health that brain massage with a Lousiville Slugger couldn't cure. Of course, I'm not a physician, so I cannot prescribe treatment, and would not presume to do so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (sD2WN)

27 I've never seen a bunch of more delusional stupidass psychologically-unwell lunatics as the current media.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (/o9Qk)

28 Brian Stelter's doctor should have to face the press for two hours.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (7uYFy)

29 The Party of Science.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (56GKt)

30 "before I listen to another word out of these hysterical pussies"

I didn't come all the way upstairs to hear some cunt sing!

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (42M22)

31 One thing I have learned is that the news media know nothing about anything.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 16, 2018 05:32 PM (56GKt)

32 Medical advice from people that think Bradley Manning and Bruce Jenner are of sound mind

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2018 05:32 PM (6Ll1u)

33 11
And just like that, Shithole-gate is gone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (mbhDw)

Just like we knew it would be.

Just like we know this covfefe will be gone in a few days.

It's just really been amazing to me for a long time now how few people realize the latest blow up will disappear in a few days if you just ride out the storm. Don't apologize, stand your ground, and the jackals will move on to the next new shiny thing soon enough. It should go without saying that Trump really understands how this works.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:32 PM (4ErVI)

34 #24 - Best Comment Award...

Posted by: Mike at January 16, 2018 05:32 PM (k2Azl)

35 I wonder if it's hard, working in what most would call a professional capacity, and knowing what you know. But having to make up a whole different story about it, make it believable enough to print or broadcast, and make it believable enough that you yourself start to believe it.


Trust me. This is not a recipe for mental wellness on their part. They should seriously step away if they are having trouble distinguishing real from not-real. I'm very serious. This can end badly.

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 05:33 PM (lwiT4)

36 So we are supposed to believe a white male heterosexual doctor that says Trump is fit? Pffftt.

Yeah, right. What else would a member of the patriarchy say?

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2018 05:33 PM (MxEKc)

37 I'm an architect. Every time I read a news article on the subject, it gets everything wrong.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 16, 2018 05:33 PM (56GKt)

38 So they are now officially Science Deniers?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 16, 2018 05:33 PM (ppaKI)

39 Brian Stelter's Safari Planet!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 05:33 PM (QQ+il)

40 11

And just like that, Shithole-gate is gone.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (mbhDw

So, its mental-gate now? has to be something catchy.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 05:33 PM (a0IVu)

41 *Cups Ace's Balls*


Turn your head to the left and cough, please.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 16, 2018 05:33 PM (HPwc6)

42 Coke & weed. It's in 'my' book.

Posted by: Preezy 44 at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (bc2Lc)

43 Fuck the entire Lame Stream Media with an exploding pineapple. They are completely deranged and it is funny because the derangement is becomming obvious to even the never Trumpers as well as the limp-dick Ds.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (r+mGZ)

44 Fitness for office, if you do not mean physical and mental fitness, is determined by the voters and that, that is what is driving them around the bend.

Also, this whole bit that Republicans are insane has been around for well over half a century.

It's the Goldwater Rule, not the Reagan Rule.

The Paranoid Style of American Politics was published in 1964.

None of this is new. None of it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (dEQP3)

45 I used to be something of a firearms expert. Every time I read a news article on the subject, everything was wrong.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (56GKt)

46 Libs never mean what they say in one circumstance in another circumstance.

That's why it's perfectly okay for Booker to badger a lady over something Durbin said. That's why it's totally okay every time they go Godwin.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (vDqXW)

47 >>"The Q's about fitness for office are serious. Someone could be sharp as a tack, but still unfit"


What was FDR's 40 time?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (HPwc6)

48 Sort of hilarious, given how unbelievably destroyed the "he's too crazy to be president" line was. That they're even going with this sounds more like the mutterings of sour grapes than anything else.

*scuffs foot* "Hes still not fit, dammit!"
--Brian Stelter

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (39g3+)

49 Why is "Shit****" gate gone now? I keep think they'll be ragging on that for a few weeks yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (8+Ozj)

50 "Sharp as a tack, but still unfit"

For example, if you were born in Kenya

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (azcrj)

51 No, cognitive functions are not mental health.

But you guys really hoped they were until the results weren't what you wanted.

Goalposts moved.

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Vampire Hunter at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

52 so let me get this straight....

you are a conspiracy theorist if you suspected Obama's demands for privacy on his transcripts, and medical records....

but believe us we are totes not shills when we question Trump's doctor's analysis of his cognition....

Obama-so smart he hides his grades.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (SzZnW)

53

Media Medical Malpractice

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (IqV8l)

54 Medical advice from people that think Bradley Manning and Bruce Jenner are of sound mind


and female.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (QQ+il)

55 It would be hilarious if it was not so sad how these people have no self-awareness of just how insane they sound.

I'm going to pick out the 12 worse offenders and call them The 12 Monkeys.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (2DOZq)

56 49-LOL. I **'ed out the wrong part of the word.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (8+Ozj)

57 This is the party that has voted for dead candidates.

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Vampire Hunter at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

58 I saw Hysterical Pussies open for the Go-Gos at the Rosemont Horizon in 1983.

Posted by: Mallamutt at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (871i2)

59 The DR. should have just said, The Donald can kick your ass while drinking a Diet Coke and not even break a sweat.

Posted by: Old Nam Vet at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (FqZOm)

60 49 Why is "Shit****" gate gone now? I keep think they'll be ragging on that for a few weeks yet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (8+Ozj)


Because the more they claim PDT used that to accurately describe countries, the more real people nod their head and say, "he's right; they are shitholes."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (mbhDw)

61 So I guess the science isn't settled after all...

Posted by: moki at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (V+V48)

62 Now the media are medical experts? Armchair psychiatrists? Climate scientists?

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (56GKt)

63 "Someone could be sharp as a tack, but still unfit" or in Brian Stelter's case as sharp as a hacky-sack, but still unifit.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (hUqh+)

64 Those people make me laugh

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (aC6Sd)

65 Just for a fun reminder, remember Walpin-Gate?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybxnrfxr

TFG illegally fired IG Walpin, cuz he was closing in on a bud of his. The 'reason' for his firing was cognitive decline, though Walpin subsequently went on Glenn Beck and had a sharp and lively conversation. Sound familiar?

And when I say illegally, there is a process for firing any IG, which of course ole JugEared Fuckstick couldn't be bothered to adhere to.

But to the MFM, there no story at all there.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (0ogQG)

66 Did you know black holes can suck airplanes into oblivion? It's true!
And I'm not nuts.

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (O5Q3r)

67 See I think have you mental issues if you think someone else has mental issues. Spent many years working around toxic narcissistic personalities. One of his sisters was a slut, all sisters are sluts. He would see a movie on TV and all people would have whatever the disease, problem, mental issue on the show. These people are nuking futs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (BtQd4)

68 President Barky, what exactly is a "body man"?

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:37 PM (EV/nK)

69 I'm an architect. Every time I read a news article on the subject, it gets everything wrong.
-----
And marine biology.

Posted by: george costanza at January 16, 2018 05:37 PM (QCX64)

70 You will never convince me that there is not a dumpster full of fucked to death chickens in the ally behind cnn.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 16, 2018 05:37 PM (OTZ/W)

71 The Two Scoops abides.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 05:37 PM (+lOpA)

72 It's almost as if excessive consumption of semen, through various orifices, causes mental illness.

Science!

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 16, 2018 05:37 PM (YinAC)

73 The people demanding that reality conform to their fantasies are claiming Trump is mentally deranged.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

74 Guess the President witg cognitive deficienceies:

Dr.: Mr. President, how many states are there?

President: Fifty-seven.

Dr.: Mr. President, What language do they speak in Austria?

President: Austrian.

Dr.: If you are raised a Muslim and believe in the Koran, what does that make you?

President: A Christian.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (ATVNj)

75 I diagnose the MBM to be batshit crazy.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (EV/nK)

76
There seems to be a need for a 25th amendment for the press corpse.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (2FqvZ)

77 "Someone could be sharp as a tack, but still unfit"

Thank you, Captain Obvious. You're an idiot, and that's all.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (CPk08)

78 56 49-LOL. I **'ed out the wrong part of the word.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (8+Ozj)

Saw that. I guffawed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (sGSvK)

79 Trump's not the guy that totally broke down over something Dickey Durbin said.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (vDqXW)

80 Someone could be sharp as a tack, but still unfit
========================


You know who else was sharp as a tack, but still unfit?

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (lwiT4)

81 49 Why is "Shit****" gate gone now? I keep think they'll be ragging on that for a few weeks yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (8+Ozj)

~~~~

That was so yesterday. Like MLK day.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (hUqh+)

82 LOL. I **'ed out the wrong part of the word.

Hole is a filthy, filthy word. Apparently. You're not the first I've seen do that.

TFG illegally fired IG Walpin, cuz he was closing in on a bud of his.

Yeah the inspectors general were serious problems for President Poop Midas. They kept finding him doing wrong and busting his buddies, so they got demoted, fired, ignored, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (39g3+)

83 I was willowed in the last thread, but it's likely Trump has good genes. His father died at 93, his mother at 88.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (8+Ozj)

84 Lol...how disappointed must the msm be this week...they thought they could tie shit-gate to medical concerns on the president's cognitive health. Instead, it all blows up on them. again.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (a0IVu)

85 Exactly what my ex wife is pulling in court right now. She is the one and only expert. Fuck the 5 on my side. She is the real expert.





Oh and she purjered herself like a dozen times with interrogatories, deposition, and then her testimony which my lawyer destroyed her.



Charges are coming. Sworn statements are a serious thing and not a testimony lie.


My kids will be safe soon.


Yes. I'm happy about they way things are going how can you tell? Is it the beams of glee shooting out of every pore in my body?

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (g4lFK)

86 Go long on "short busses" FTW.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (iiixZ)

87 Trump's not the guy that totally broke down over something Dickey Durbin said.


Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps, real bad.

Posted by: Cory Booker at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (QQ+il)

88 Also, this whole bit that Republicans are insane has been around for well over half a century.

Before that it was Adorno's 'Authoritarian Personality'. That was applied to conservatives generally in days when a lot of Democrats were still conservative.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (5bz7Q)

89 This truly is amazing to watch. Infuriating.. but amazing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (dUJdY)

90 I'll reserve judgment until I hear from Bill Nye

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (lE2nd)

91 52 so let me get this straight....

you are a conspiracy theorist if you suspected Obama's demands for privacy on his transcripts, and medical records....

After about 12 years I know less about B Hussein than that Bill Ayers guy who wrote his book.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (BtQd4)

92 Oh and she purjered herself like a dozen times with interrogatories, deposition

This tends to piss judges off.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (5bz7Q)

93 Anderson Cooper, Jim Acosta, Don Lemon, and Brian Stelter are all certifiably insane.
And have AIDS.

Posted by: Dr. Weldon Shitpanski - doctor to the Czars at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (HgMAr)

94 I think that all journalists should be required to have a license, background checks, and a mental health review from a federally appointed board of psychiatrists, before they are allowed to become journalists. And if you say, "but what happens if the Democrats win next time?" I'd reply that they're probably already planning something similar, so we might as well beat 'em to the punch.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (/qEW2)

95 Shit****


Potty mouth.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (+lOpA)

96 Hard to believe that they consider themselves our betters.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (EyPfd)

97 Obama's purty mouf inspired Clinique's Very Viola eyeshadow and blush. Added bonus: cognitive function improves for the wearer. Where's DJT's contribution to the world of psychiatric maquillage, huh racists?

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (Rf71G)

98 Somebody can also be employed as a reporter but unfit for the job.

Plenty of people can!

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (vDqXW)

99 --Someone could be sharp as a tack, but still unfit---


I'd like an example of that because it would be the rare exception if at all.


Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (2DOZq)

100 The local newspaper did a little bit on my first book when I wrote it. I contacted a reporter, and she was glad to write about it. That was back when they actually had reporters and weren't just a filler page done out of town.

They got the name of the book wrong.

You only have one job, reporters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (39g3+)

101 Did you know that my mouth can suck semen into oblivion, and that I enjoy it?

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (r+mGZ)

102 Well, it's true that I'm from the southern mountains, and sometimes you have to speak slowly, and repeat the big words, but sooner or later I grasp things.

Every now and then, just observation works. Having observed the MSM for a while, a rational person can only conclude that they are batshit crazy. So self-engaged and ego-driven that all judgement, logic and objectivity have been lost.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (9tO1t)

103 If being a pedophile makes you an expert on diagnosing mental illnesses in other people, than I believe Brian Stelter qualifies as an expert.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (4ErVI)

104 I have never played video games but if they make one in which you can blow the brains out of the MSM, I'm in

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (4u7kU)

105 What was FDR's 40 time?
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (HPwc6)

Downhill in a tricked-up wheelchair would be pretty tough to beat, I'd think...

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 05:41 PM (wf3RQ)

106 remember when Dems were going to win because of the horrific Tax Bill? When's the last time you heard that one?

Oh wait, now they're going to win because Net Neutrality.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 05:41 PM (V2Yro)

107 ' I'll reserve judgment until I hear from Bill Nye'

Uh.....good point!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2018 05:41 PM (EyPfd)

108 I think that all journalists should be required to have a license, background checks, and a mental health review from a federally appointed board of psychiatrists, before they are allowed to become journalists. And if you say, "but what happens if the Democrats win next time?" I'd reply that they're probably already planning something similar, so we might as well beat 'em to the punch.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (/qEW2)


Yep, license them !

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 16, 2018 05:41 PM (M+Lyo)

109 If this was Obama, Time magazine's cover would be a steak with ketchup.

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 05:41 PM (lE2nd)

110 Yes. I'm happy about they way things are going how can you tell? Is it the beams of glee shooting out of every pore in my body?

Rough on the kids, I hope you;re helping them through this with a minimum of bitterness though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 05:41 PM (39g3+)

111 I don't think shitgate is gone yet

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 05:41 PM (aC6Sd)

112 And OT-but doesn't Trump look like his mother-particularly when he was younger?

https://tinyurl.com/jwwaxt5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:42 PM (8+Ozj)

113 Someone can be sharp as a tack and still - POLITICALLY INCORRECT!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 05:42 PM (V2Yro)

114 This tends to piss judges off.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (5bz7Q)

As a dad things are going back well when we are into the 4 th day of a temporary hearing and no GAL has been assigned. It's literally a redo for me.



All Glory and Grace to God on this one.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:42 PM (g4lFK)

115 I won't rest until I get Chris Cuomo's, Joe/Mika's, and Chris Matthew's take.

I predict Chris will say Trump is no where near as in shape as HE is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

116 Trump should do his next presser while doing Pull Ups.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:42 PM (x2db6)

117 I was willowed in the last thread, but it's likely Trump has good genes. His father died at 93, his mother at 88.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (8+Ozj)


Saw that. I looked up my European ancestors recently. Before ObamaCare they regularly lived well into their late 80's. No hospitals minutes away, no Urgent Care facilities nearby. No colonoscopies ever five years.

Just working their asses off until they died.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 05:43 PM (2FqvZ)

118 104 Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (4u7kU)

Call it "Media Editor" and hunt journalists for fun and profit...

make it a 3/4 isometric view RPG with perks.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 05:43 PM (SzZnW)

119 Does this mean we are NOT getting the Gorilla channel?

Posted by: batterup at January 16, 2018 05:43 PM (mtGE/)

120 Trump should do his next presser while doing Pull Ups.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:42 PM (x2db6)
==============================

Doesn't do a thing to prove he's not schizophrenic.

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 05:43 PM (lwiT4)

121 I'd like to believe the reporters are smart enough to realize that saying "sh*thole" over and over and over and over on TV is not helping people like them any more.

And that their fake outrage just makes people shake their heads and walk away in disgust.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 05:43 PM (39g3+)

122 MANDELBUAM!

MANDELBAUM!

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:43 PM (Eqlgo)

123 GnuBreed, oh I remember. Walpin was illegally fired in the *first week* of the Obama first term.


The lawlessness commenced *immediately).



Familiar formula: imagine, try to imagine, the insane hysteria and focus from the "press" if Trump had done anything like this last January.



"Remarkably free of scandal" (which low-IQ "conservative" pundit wrote that, again?) - well, except for all the scandals and law-breaking that made the Obama years, without any comparison, most lawless and scandalous times in modern American history.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2018 05:43 PM (QDnY+)

124 Guess the President witg cognitive deficienceies:

Dr.: Mr. President, how many states are there?

President: Fifty-seven.

Dr.: Mr. President, What language do they speak in Austria?

President: Austrian.

Dr.: If you are raised a Muslim and believe in the Koran, what does that make you?

President: A Christian.


Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (ATVNj)


The children need breathalyzers - Bronco Bama

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 16, 2018 05:43 PM (M+Lyo)

125 These are the people who kept putting Halos around Ear Leader, remember.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:44 PM (EV/nK)

126 "I'm gonna need Anderson Cooper, Jim Acosta, Don Lemon, and Brian Stelter to all submit to a cognitive and psychological wellness examination, the results to be disclosed publicly, before I listen to another word out of these hysterical pussies."
________

I damned sure don't need a cognitive and psychological wellness exam. I've got this binder here, and it's full of proof that I'm not crazy.

Oh wait, that's the binder with the tentacle porn.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at January 16, 2018 05:44 PM (9vQJW)

127 99 what about the guy with a brain the size of a planet?
No not Marvin the android, Steven Hawking.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 05:44 PM (aC6Sd)

128 https://newcaliforniastate.com/new-california-map

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:44 PM (vDqXW)

129 Corpse men - Bronco Bama

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 16, 2018 05:44 PM (M+Lyo)

130 116 Trump should do his next presser while doing Pull Ups.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:42 PM (x2db6)

------------------

With a diet Coke and bowl of two scoops vanilla sprinkled with Starburst on the lectern beside him.

Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at January 16, 2018 05:44 PM (vivhj)

131 83 I was willowed in the last thread, but it's likely Trump has good genes. His father died at 93, his mother at 88.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (8+Ozj)


So what you are saying is that Trump has a strong family history of death. And yet the 100% mortality of Trump's parents, grandparents, and probably even great grandparents doesn't concern you? How can you live with yourself? This is the highest office in the land we are talking about, and you are covering for someone you KNOW is very likely, given his family history, almost certain, I'd say, to die. How can you possibly justify this sort of negligent indifference?

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 16, 2018 05:44 PM (CPk08)

132
The obvious response: "The Q's about fitness for office are serious. Someone could be sharp as a tack, but still unfit"

Where were you in 2008? Where were you in 2016? Is Hillary sharp as a tack, or a butter knife?

Faux vigilance: it's only for Republicans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 05:44 PM (c/Qre)

133 You can be mentally ill without actually being mentally ill.

IT'S SCIENCE!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 05:45 PM (EjBda)

134 Some science is settled during shipping.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 05:45 PM (IqV8l)

135 Did Obongo ever have cognitive tests? I'm not even sure I remember any mention of his physical health in his second term.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 16, 2018 05:45 PM (RHEDC)

136 Corpseman

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:45 PM (EV/nK)

137 Anderson Cooper, Jim Acosta, Don Lemon, and Brian Stelter are all certifiably insane.

And have AIDS.

Posted by: Dr. Weldon Shitpanski - doctor to the Czars at January 16, 2018 05:39 PM (HgMAr)

And AIDS does cause mental impairment in its advanced stages, I believe. Plus you have to be sort of nuts to voluntarily do most of the things needed to contract it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 05:45 PM (sD2WN)

138 Barry: Smoked "choom" as a teenager until ??? Admits to doing coke. Was still smoking cigs in the WH. Struggled with 10 lb. weights.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

139 Rear Admiral (lower half) Ronny Jackson, MD, USN,
has a very impressive career. I noticed the diving badges. Very rare in the Navy compared with flight surgeons.

He was also pbho's WH physician, so he can compare and contrast very well. I'm absolutely sure he noticed the difference in interest and questions from our deranged media.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 05:45 PM (hyuyC)

140 They got the name of the book wrong.

You only have one job, reporters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (39g3+)


I made front page news of business section of a major Philly newspaper. Nothing that was reported that I said I actually said.

In fact I said the opposite. They reported the agenda they were told to report.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 05:46 PM (2FqvZ)

141 My science settled after landing

Posted by: Chicago Vota at January 16, 2018 05:46 PM (3T0tP)

142 Kurt's totally not crazy, except when the kids turn the lights off and on really fast.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald's Wife at January 16, 2018 05:46 PM (9vQJW)

143 Did Obongo ever have cognitive tests? I'm not even sure I remember any mention of his physical health in his second term.


Posted by: Clutch Cargo at January 16, 2018 05:45 PM (RHEDC)


He kept his health records on the down low. Like Reggie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

144 I love this Kirell character expounding on "cognitive function" as if he has a clue about what he's talking about.

Last time I checked, higher brain function was not a subject that they try to teach to J-School idiots.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 05:46 PM (EjBda)

145 73. yeah they're starting to believe their own cocked up narrative. Their medicine cabinets and backpack contents must be pretty interesting. And illegal.

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 05:46 PM (Rf71G)

146 'Next -
OK, let's go to Jim Acosta...
now hold on, Jim.
You heard the rules.

Nobody gets a question until they do 2 Pullups. Hit the bar cupcake.'

Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidentially Fit Forehead Merkin at January 16, 2018 05:46 PM (Eqlgo)

147
Oh, by the way, where were you in 1944? Roosevelt was senile but the press devotedly covered for him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 05:46 PM (c/Qre)

148 Obama: The Wizard of Uh's

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:46 PM (EV/nK)

149 Ever time I think the American press cannot possibly stoop any lower, they do. Today was an embarrassment.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 05:46 PM (ul9CR)

150 Remember when McCain ran. There were demands for him to release his medical records, which he did. Hillary had to be hauled like a side of beef to her car. There were photos of her having to be helped through doorways. She was treated with kid gloves. It doesn't make any damn difference what Trump says or does, or the state of his health, they WILL attack him, and I WILL NOT listen.

Of course, in fairness, Hillary may have just been too drunk to walk.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2018 05:47 PM (+lVUW)

151 They are trying to figure out convoluted rationalizations so as to prevent themselves from facing a reality that is agonizing to them. And what they find agonizing is that someone who never did them the slightest harm is in good health.

That doesn't sound healthy to me. I think they need treatment.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 05:47 PM (/qEW2)

152 118 104 Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (4u7kU)

Call it "Media Editor" and hunt journalists for fun and profit...

make it a 3/4 isometric view RPG with perks.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 05:43 PM (SzZnW)

All I need to know is where they are
(drops a round into the chamber)

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 05:47 PM (4u7kU)

153 129 Corpse men - Bronco Bama
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 16, 2018 05:44 PM (M+Lyo)

Saracuse

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:47 PM (2DOZq)

154 If we started screening school kids for signs of being an actual ambulatory penis who is wrong about everything, we could end Stelter's Syndrome in our lifetime. Think about it.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 05:47 PM (y87Qq)

155 112 And OT-but doesn't Trump look like his mother-particularly when he was younger?

https://tinyurl.com/jwwaxt5

I dunno, I kinda think he favors Julia Childs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 05:47 PM (V2Yro)

156 Well now this is interesting. DHS Nielsen apparently confirmed federal prosecutors looking at options to prosecute "sanctuary" city criminals (officials).


Long over-due, if true.


Meanwhile, absolutely no way DOJ or FBI should be cooperating normally with any lawless jurisdiction - normally. Of course the active violence, terror, or national security stuff runs as normal. But everything else?


Strict, fastidious reciprocity. CA insists on being lawless? No help from DOJ/FBI on any non-priority case. "Sanctuary" lawlessness is not popular, anywhere - *including in CA*. Lessee how cities and Sacto like it when their fraud and their white collar and their other non-violent crime problems get Zero help from the feds.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2018 05:47 PM (QDnY+)

157 The sky has not been blue in these fuckwads lives in ... forever.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 16, 2018 05:48 PM (ZSIMo)

158 What a shame Barry never learned to speak Austrian.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

159 A summary of the doc answering questions doesn't do it justice. You have to see it.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at January 16, 2018 05:48 PM (PvCxa)

160 Call me, Corey Booker! I got your bone right here!

Posted by: T- Bone at January 16, 2018 05:48 PM (bc2Lc)

161 https://newcaliforniastate.com/new-california-map

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:44 PM (vDqXW)
.........

Moonbeam's gonna have a fit when we quit sending him water.

Posted by: New California at January 16, 2018 05:49 PM (HgMAr)

162 Acme Trucking Enterprises

The last time I was in a front page story in a newspaper, they spelled my name wrong and got the story wrong as well. Dunning-Kruger all the way down.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 05:49 PM (hyuyC)

163 Of course, in fairness, Hillary may have just been too drunk to walk.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2018 05:47 PM (+lVUW)


To her credit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 05:49 PM (EjBda)

164 Yep, license them !

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 16, 2018 05:41 PM (M+Lyo)

Journalist licence: $340, drops to $180 if spayed or neutered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 05:49 PM (sD2WN)

165 Can't even imagine if Hillary was in PDT's place how a medical checkup would be handled by the media

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 05:49 PM (aC6Sd)

166 Saracuse
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:47 PM (2DOZq)

--LMAO Baracket Obama is one of my favorite nicknames

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:49 PM (EV/nK)

167 I was in the car and heard the last half of it. Nearly drove off the road. I was literally yelling, "OMG! ARE YOU KIDDING ME???" Anyone driving next to me probably was all, "WTH?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

168 154 If we started screening school kids for signs of being an actual ambulatory penis who is wrong about everything, we could end Stelter's Syndrome in our lifetime. Think about it.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 05:47 PM (y87Qq)

Or do it in womb
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-37500189

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 05:50 PM (BtQd4)

169
I swear Brian Stelter must whack off to himself on TV when he gets home at night.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 16, 2018 05:50 PM (OZmbA)

170 I've watches this crap since 1960. That's when I consider myself intelligent and of logical mind to begin to judge what others say and what that actually means.

I have to say it's pretty much been the same ol' same ol'.

Except the last year.

I sense a degree of hysteria/panic in the press that wasn't that widespread before. Oh some would succomb to it but a large part of the press seemed rational.

There seems to be a larger percent now that is in absolute panic mode. And every day it gets worse.

They've been trying to knock Trump out and cannot seem to lay a glove on him. They have tried so many ways.

They now are fearful that they can't and that Trump will show himself to be the best President we've ever had (in my limited time).

And I think that scares them more than anything. Because the left may not recover from what Trump will do.

And neither will they. Not in the form they are now. Partisan scavengers doing the bidding of behind the scenes masters. News Orgs may go out of business unless they base all their reporting on facts with no bias.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 05:50 PM (RwBDG)

171 "And they ignore her and treat her like shit. All because she's Trump's wife. She's literally Hitler herself.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 05:30 PM (8O3HH)


I so agree with you on that. She speaks 4 languages. She is someone to be proud of and they criticize even her Christmas deocr, which was much more beautiful than the year Obamas had Obama's face on some ornaments.

I really despise how they treat her."

Ditto, ditto, ditto.

If a Democrat President were married to her, the press would be wearing drool cups when they weren't busy pointing out how totes awesome it was that the President had such a kick ass wife.

Posted by: RM at January 16, 2018 05:50 PM (U3LtS)

172 Who? That large African American guy with the syringe who follows me around?

I'm pretty sure he's one of my speechwriters. Yeah, he wrote that really inspiring speech that I gave in that one town.

Posted by: DistHillary at January 16, 2018 05:50 PM (9vQJW)

173 If Mueller has any firepower in his nutsack, he will latex up and check out Trumpy's shithole, only way to be sure, corporal

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 05:51 PM (4u7kU)

174 "Oh, by the way, where were you in 1944? Roosevelt was senile but the press devotedly covered for him."

In fact, memoirs written long after the fact reveal that it was common knowledge at the 1944 Dem Convention that there was no way FDR would live through another term. That was why they dropped Henry Wallace (too Red) and nominated Harry Truman as VP - they all knew he would be the next President, and wanted someone who was seen as not very bright and totally subservient to the party leadership.

In spite of all the hype, they pretty much got what they wanted.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 05:51 PM (V2Yro)

175
To me Stelter is so young he is a baby. A baby in a suit.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 16, 2018 05:51 PM (OZmbA)

176 Posted by: sofa saver

We should talk...

Posted by: Couchfucker at January 16, 2018 05:51 PM (pXQWt)

177 I swear Brian Stelter must whack off to himself on TV when he gets home at night.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 16, 2018 05:50 PM (OZmbA)


The touch of a woman is not in Brian's future.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

178 >>--LMAO Baracket Obama is one of my favorite nicknames


Go Orunj!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 16, 2018 05:51 PM (x2db6)

179 Wait, so someone really did, really, honestly, no lie, ask if Trump was addicted to drugs?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 05:51 PM (dEQP3)

180 Stalin and the commies at State took full advantage of FDR basically being a vegetable at Yalta....

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 05:52 PM (LiyEm)

181
Wonder what Howie Kurtz says about Stelter after a few scotch and sodas.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 16, 2018 05:52 PM (OZmbA)

182 What a shame Barry never learned to speak Austrian.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:48 PM (ptqGC)
=========================

He was too busy watching all those baseball games at Kominsky Field. Keeping stats on the players he didn't know.

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 05:52 PM (lwiT4)

183 I so agree with you on that. She speaks 4 languages.



5. Five languages.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:52 PM (dSqvH)

184 osted by: Jim Acosta at January 16, 2018 05:44 PM (CPk0

Jim, you did not disappoint. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:52 PM (8+Ozj)

185 Latest conspiracy theory is that Stephen Hawking has been replaced by a body double by the globalists, and it's the new guy releasing wacky statements.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2018 05:53 PM (6Ll1u)

186 Wait, so someone really did, really, honestly, no lie, ask if Trump was addicted to drugs?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 05:51 PM (dEQP3)
========================

Hard to believe, innit?

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 05:53 PM (lwiT4)

187 163 Of course, in fairness, Hillary may have just been too drunk to walk.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2018 05:47 PM (+lVUW)


More likely AFO

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 05:53 PM (4u7kU)

188 Wait, so someone really did, really, honestly, no lie, ask if Trump was addicted to drugs?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 05:51 PM (dEQP3)


Yes. And some British guy wanted to know if the doc had suggested to PDT he follow "his predecessor's" example and exercise more.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

189 At Twitchy, Full-of-shit media want Trump to step on a scale and show them.

No shit.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:53 PM (vDqXW)

190

Man, they all sound like braying hyena's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQaSRKP8Dho

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 05:53 PM (fceHP)

191 Latest conspiracy theory is that Stephen Hawking has been replaced by a body double by the globalists, and it's the new guy releasing wacky statements.

*ding ding ding ding ding ding*

Posted by: Tio Salamanca at January 16, 2018 05:54 PM (EjBda)

192 Barky was in top shape,guy should do a workout show.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 05:54 PM (LiyEm)

193 The MSM is behaving exactly like we tally I'll guilty people knowing that their time is about up. Pipers must be paid. Debts collected. The gavitational theories tested over and over.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:54 PM (g4lFK)

194 Der Trumpentwitter's pretty good today.


Dang, I wish he'd pursue on thing, it's teed up perfectly for him.


Denounce the bizarre and offensive rant of the dumb NJ affirmative action "senator", his inexcusable behavior in the hearing.


"Sen. Booker should be ashamed of himself. He's using made-up "facts" to abuse an outstanding patriotic woman who will be heading our Homeland Security.


Booker's racism and race-baiting, like those his party now seems to depend on, is repugnant and contrary to American values. And he might need a mental health check-up."



Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2018 05:54 PM (QDnY+)

195 Acosta has been told several times to not ask questions during certain events where no questions are allowed and yet he still does. That is someone that needs a mental diagnosis.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2018 05:54 PM (lKs2v)

196 It has taken me to calm down from the most asinine presser I've ever witnessed in my life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

197 Hard to believe, innit?
Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 05:53 PM (lwiT4)



I thought it was a joke because I mean, it's a joke.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (dEQP3)

198

Maybe Trump should have a beer Dr. Phil Summit

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (fceHP)

199 Is there an apple and banana video that explain this to me? Ya know, facts and not facts?

Doesn't this call for another type of fruit to be added?

A fact that is not really true or something?

Like a pomegranate? It looks like an apple, but it really isn't.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (eXZrW)

200 183 I so agree with you on that. She speaks 4 languages.



5. Five languages.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:52 PM (dSqvH)

Is "speaking in tongues" a language ?? If so, SEX, I mean SIX

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (4u7kU)

201 I worry about people still not realizing what a bunch of lying idiots the press are; but I sure am loving how DJT and SHS expose the journolisters for the partisans hacks they are; and fairly dumb ones at that.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (eASYU)

202 "Yeah, I even read one dick say that genetics doesn't help you after age sixty if you have a shit diet."

Whatever fits their narrative, I guess.

My former MIL (an awesome lady) just turned 92. Her go to food is Hershey bars, she still smokes a pack a day, and enjoys her adult beverages. No, no genetics here, folks, she owes it all to clean living.

Posted by: RM at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (U3LtS)

203 jakee308 - I agree. I think before they were always confident they were going to win, long term. With Trump, the idea that they just might lose is taking root in their heads.

"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." - Sun Tzu

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (V2Yro)

204 THEY'RE GOING TO PUT YOU IN CHAAAAAAAAINS!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (EV/nK)

205
Latest conspiracy theory is that Stephen Hawking has been replaced by a
body double by the globalists, and it's the new guy releasing wacky
statements.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2018 05:53 PM (6Ll1u)

He has been at least half a bubble off plumb for a long time. He has credibility in cosmology, but that does not translate into climate, or economics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (sD2WN)

206
Doctor, shouldn't Trump follow his predecessor's example and excercise more? And get dicked in the hot tub? And smoke in the closet?

Posted by: Sphynx at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (OZmbA)

207 What drugs did they think he was addicted to?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (a0IVu)

208 Barky was in top shape,guy should do a workout show.
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 05:54 PM (LiyEm)


First he'd need to man up a bit.

Posted by: Richard Simmons at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (EjBda)

209 I'm gonna need Anderson Cooper, Jim Acosta, Don Lemon, and Brian Stelter
to all submit to a cognitive and psychological wellness examination,
the results to be disclosed publicly
========================

I'd like to suggest a simple IQ test will settle their hash. Alternatively we could just put that crew up against Wolf Blitzer on Jeapordy! and he'll mop the floor with them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 16, 2018 05:56 PM (ylUqT)

210 I kept wishing someone would whisk the doc out, lock the press room doors, and set it on fire.

Evil, I know, but I'm still trying to calm down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

211 4 Yeah, I even read one dick say that genetics doesn't help you after age sixty if you have a shit diet.
Posted by: andycanuck


Yeah. My mom lived to 93 and my dad lived to 97. They ate everything that the food police tell you to avoid, high fat food like cheese, eggs, margarine, baked goods, red meat, potato chips, and they loved carbs.
My parents spent their life eating desserts at one or two meals a day. During the last 6 years of my dad's life I bought him a bag of peanut butter cups every week.

There simply was almost no heart disease in their families.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2018 05:56 PM (+lVUW)

212 It has taken me to calm down from the most asinine presser I've ever witnessed in my life.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC)


It's uncomfortable to watch these idiots.

But, you just know that there are people clinging to their tv sets, crying, and shaking their heads vigorously in defense of the faux press pool

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 05:56 PM (fceHP)

213 Cut to video of our former prez pumping the 2 pound weights in the weight room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h55r3EsBJnA

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 05:56 PM (lE2nd)

214 I'm gonna need Anderson Cooper, Jim Acosta, Don Lemon, and Brian Stelter to all submit to a cognitive and psychological wellness examination, the results to be disclosed publicly, before I listen to another word out of these hysterical pussies.

Posted by: Ace at 05:29 PM
----------

Concur. And a prostate exam too, just because.

Posted by: bluebell at January 16, 2018 05:56 PM (kNasr)

215 I'd recommend ignoring everything these idiots say, about anything. I'd fact check if water was wet if they said it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2018 05:56 PM (xJa6I)

216 Maybe Trump should be on a regular diet of paint chips and paste like Joe Biden was?

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:56 PM (EV/nK)

217 The last time I was in a front page story in a newspaper, they spelled my name wrong and got the story wrong as well. Dunning-Kruger all the way down.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
--------

For better or worse, my picture appears in a Wikipedia page. Happily, very happily, my name is misspelled.

Something like 'Mike Hampor'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:57 PM (9tO1t)

218 What drugs did they think he was addicted to?


Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (a0IVu)
========================

Maybe the same ones JFK was hooked on.

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 05:57 PM (lwiT4)

219 196 It has taken me to calm down from the most asinine presser I've ever witnessed in my life.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC)


I'm getting over an insane multi-day migraine and am thinking maybe I should not watch it then.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:57 PM (eXZrW)

220 214 I'm gonna need Anderson Cooper, Jim Acosta, Don Lemon, and Brian Stelter to all submit to a cognitive and psychological wellness examination, the results to be disclosed publicly, before I listen to another word out of these hysterical pussies.

Posted by: Ace at 05:29 PM
----------

Concur. And a prostate exam too, just because.

Posted by: bluebell at January 16, 2018 05:56 PM (kNasr)

No, they'd enjoy that. And they don't deserve pleasure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2018 05:57 PM (xJa6I)

221 191 Latest conspiracy theory is that Stephen Hawking has been replaced by a body double by the globalists, and it's the new guy releasing wacky statements.

*ding ding ding ding ding ding*

Body Double??? Come On! Maddam Toussads wax figure with some remote control googly eyes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 05:57 PM (V2Yro)

222 216 Maybe Trump should be on a regular diet of paint chips and paste like Joe Biden was?
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:56 PM (EV/nK)


Does he gat a Pica Balloon and Rubella Umbrella?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 05:57 PM (mbhDw)

223 Well, gotta start dinner. Husband's flight to Little Rock was cancelled.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

224 Maybe Trump should be on a regular diet of paint chips and paste like Joe Biden was?
Posted by: logprof
----------------

..and grope children.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:58 PM (9tO1t)

225 High fat is fine. How stupid are these people?


All my grandparents hit 100. My mom is 96 now. She thinks she was virtuous. Genes mom.

Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 05:58 PM (eO5CB)

226 Yes. And some British guy wanted to know if the doc had suggested to PDT he follow "his predecessor's" example and exercise more.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

Wha? By becoming proficient in shooting bricks?

Posted by: golfman at January 16, 2018 05:58 PM (48QDY)

227 It shall furthermore be known as The White House Troll Corps.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:58 PM (vDqXW)

228 221 191 Latest conspiracy theory is that Stephen Hawking has been replaced by a body double by the globalists, and it's the new guy releasing wacky statements.

*ding ding ding ding ding ding*

Body Double??? Come On! Maddam Toussads wax figure with some remote control googly eyes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 05:57 PM (V2Yro)


"---- * -- * ----"

- - Christopher Pike

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 05:59 PM (mbhDw)

229 Husband's flight to Little Rock was cancelled.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:58 PM (ptqGC)
==========================

You have bad weather there, Jane?

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 05:59 PM (lwiT4)

230 Trump is using Canadian cognitive tests now? Not much on #MAGA, is he?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 16, 2018 05:59 PM (F5+ro)

231 Watching CNN, it has a very North Korean propaganda vibe to it. But North Korea does it better.

This is laughable.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:59 PM (g4lFK)

232 Does anyone find it ironic that the lady giving testimony today re: shit hole - has the name and look of someone from Norway? The supposed "other" country Trump would like to have immigrants come from.


Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 16, 2018 05:59 PM (bB4HN)

233 Well, gotta start dinner. Husband's flight to Little Rock was cancelled.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:58 PM (ptqGC)



Flight to Little Rock? Hmm. Maybe we should have thought of that.

Posted by: The Holy Family at January 16, 2018 05:59 PM (EjBda)

234 Anderson gets daily prostate exams

Posted by: dagny at January 16, 2018 06:00 PM (eO5CB)

235 I've long said that this country can't survive with a media that is an arm of the Democrat Party. A completely In Your Face arm.
We are under enemy occupation.

Posted by: LGoPs at January 16, 2018 06:00 PM (KbcxK)

236 >>>>They now are fearful that they can't and that Trump will show himself to
be the best President we've ever had (in my limited time).

And I think that scares them more than anything. Because the left may not recover from what Trump will do.
.
.
.This is so true and the democrats are absolutely terrified about the mid terms coming in November when the party out of power generally picks up huge gains in the House and Senate.

The polls are not looking good for the dems for November and if this economy continues the way it has been they will be destroyed. Other than that insane Q poll with a D+11/I+15 sample, every other poll shows the dems treading water going into the mid terms.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 16, 2018 06:00 PM (Qi4hc)

237 "I'm getting over an insane multi-day migraine and am thinking maybe I should not watch it then.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:57 PM (eXZrW)"

I wonder if you've had flu symptoms lately - simply because if so, you would be the 5th or 6th person I know personally (including myself) who's gotten a migraine associated with this year's virus. Not just a headache, a real migraine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 06:00 PM (V2Yro)

238 Hey, do you guys remember when Obama's first physical came out, and his doctor recommended he stop drinking so much alcohol? And the media ignored that?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 16, 2018 06:00 PM (F5+ro)

239 Trump & Co. are just trolling the Left... this is not infuriating to me, rather it is hilarious. Talk about a flaccid bunch....

Posted by: kraken at January 16, 2018 06:00 PM (zSVEm)

240
Wait, so someone really did, really, honestly, no lie, ask if Trump was addicted to drugs?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around.


Dr. Max Jacobson was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 06:00 PM (eIm1q)

241 Wait, so someone really did, really, honestly, no lie, ask if Trump was addicted to drugs?

The guy who doesn't smoke or drink is totes a meth head.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

242 The only questions you need to ask these fools are:

"What is it that forces you to be lying, sychophantic throne-sniffers for one political party so consistently?

In communist countries the press lied and sucked off the totalitarian party because they didn't want to be murdered with their families - why do you people do the same thing voluntarily?"

Posted by: Sharkman at January 16, 2018 06:01 PM (GckyN)

243 Didn't these four fellas spend New Years smoking dong on the air at CNN?

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 06:01 PM (bJ0w+)

244 215: Like I told my Dad one evening. These liars could tell me its snowing in DC or NYC , and I'd have to find a live webcam to see for myself before believing it.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2018 06:01 PM (eASYU)

245 Of course, in fairness, Hillary may have just been too drunk to walk.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 16, 2018 05:47 PM (+lVUW)

Yeah, it's tricky to keep a drunk at that sweet spot where they can walk, talk, and make a little bit of sense even with slurred speech. Keeping one at the sweet spot 24/7/365 while they run for President was A BRIDGE WAY TOO DAYUM FAR. Add in all her other physical deficits and it's amazing they managed to have her in shape to appear once or twice a week.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at January 16, 2018 06:01 PM (kXoT0)

246 The press embarrassed themselves with the Obama super athlete reporting. It's probably the least egregious thing the press reported on but as an athlete, it is what aggravated me the most.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 06:01 PM (2DOZq)

247 I'm getting over an insane multi-day migraine and am thinking maybe I should not watch it then.

Hugs and some nice hot tea. And a foot massage. That's what you need.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 06:01 PM (39g3+)

248 I've come to expect a certain level of stupidity from MSM but these people are getting way out of hand.

These people are pushing all the buttons they can in the hopes someone will assassinate President Trump.

Posted by: Blake at January 16, 2018 06:01 PM (WEBkv)

249 Hi grammie!! *does Forrest Gump wave*

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 06:01 PM (dUJdY)

250 Dr. Max Jacobson was unavailable for comment.

True. That President with the drug problem also got us closer to a nuclear war than anyone else in history.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

251 Ace: "I'm gonna need Anderson Cooper, Jim Acosta, Don Lemon, and Brian Stelter to all submit to a cognitive and psychological wellness examination, the results to be disclosed publicly, before I listen to another word out of these hysterical pussies."

That and the political affiliations, campaign contributions, and voting records of their paymasters.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 16, 2018 06:02 PM (H8S+R)

252 Early in Choom's first Unpleasantness, I saw a pic of him with ashen face and purple lips. Looked like Hep C to me.

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 06:02 PM (Rf71G)

253 Jeebus, Nazarbayev *still* ruling the roost in Kazakhstan. Turned down a job there back when he was in his second year of power, decades ago.


There and all the 'stans, you could do political forecasts based on medical evaluations, if they allowed publication of results, as with here with Trump.


No head of state leaves office, except in a box.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2018 06:02 PM (QDnY+)

254 Add in all her other physical deficits and it's amazing they managed to have her in shape to appear once or twice a week.

Her public appearances were quite few and far between. Interviews very carefully scheduled, with Dr Feelgood/bodyguard close by with the epipen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 06:02 PM (39g3+)

255 Dr. Jackson has gills. He does not breathe like a human, by that I mean he doesn't breathe.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 06:03 PM (g4lFK)

256 To Brian and Andrew, give me the rabbit Lennie.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 06:03 PM (gbWkA)

257 You have bad weather there, Jane?
Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 05:59 PM (lwiT4)

I know here in East Texas we had ourselves some Winnebago weather last night - 2 inches of snow on top of 1 inch of solid ice, town was totally shut down all day, may be down tomorrow too. Gonna be 13 degrees in the morning.

12 hours before the snow started, it was 51 degrees and sunny. That's Texas for ya.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 06:03 PM (V2Yro)

258 >>> I'm mildly curious what @RadioFreeTwat has to say about the Experts here, but not curious enough to unmute him or actually look at his timeline.

Slip me a Benjamin and I'll send you all his recent tweets AND dick pics!!

Posted by: Twitter Police, snoopin' on yo tweets at January 16, 2018 06:03 PM (hvf9s)

259 Hysterical pussies who dine on freshly shat fecal material, you mean.

Posted by: SD at January 16, 2018 06:03 PM (WiPBb)

260 I so agree with you on that. She speaks 4 languages.



5. Five languages.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:52 PM (dSqvH)


Maybe I read 4 in addition to English? But seriously! How impressive is that? If it was anyone else, she would be celebrated by the press. Heck, if Mobama spoke 2 langages she would be a goddess. It's the double standards that make me insane. I don't remember a first lady ever being treated with the vile bile they heap on her. And least deserving of it.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 06:03 PM (eXZrW)

261 252 Early in Choom's first Unpleasantness, I saw a pic of him with ashen face and purple lips. Looked like Hep C to me.
Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 06:02 PM (Rf71G)


I have always assumed that Obama had a chronic affliction, involving a compromised immune system.

Posted by: kraken at January 16, 2018 06:03 PM (zSVEm)

262 Early in Choom's first Unpleasantness, I saw a pic of him with ashen face and purple lips.

Yeah he has a very unfortunate complexion, has to be photographed very carefully. Sometimes he looks not exactly well or at least oddly colored.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 06:04 PM (39g3+)

263 You know the 57th Amendment allows a President to be removed for eating Big Macs, fried Twinkies, or circus peanuts.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 06:04 PM (ANIFC)

264 "Doctor! Doctor!

"Could President Trump benefit from Alternate Nostril Breathing!?"

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 06:04 PM (/NKm3)

265 252 Early in Choom's first Unpleasantness, I saw a pic of him with ashen face and purple lips. Looked like Hep C to me.
Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 06:02 PM (Rf71G)


The fly landing on him spoke volumes...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 06:05 PM (mbhDw)

266 I didn't think that anyone could beat post #24.

But damn! Score! Perfect execution and a perfect landing!



74
Guess the President with cognitive deficiencies:



Dr.: Mr. President, how many states are there?



President: Fifty-seven.



Dr.: Mr. President, What language do they speak in Austria?



President: Austrian.



Dr.: If you are raised a Muslim and believe in the Koran, what does that make you?



President: A Christian.



Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (ATVNj)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2018 06:05 PM (UsCnO)

267 I went to Daily Mail and they are breathlessly reporting Trump is overweight and takes anti-baldness pills but healthy overall. Seriously.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 06:05 PM (a0IVu)

268 Hystreria is never pretty. It shows a lack of maturity and self control, which, unfortunately, reflects on the failure of your parents (if you had parents) to raise you prperly.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 16, 2018 06:05 PM (lIZQs)

269 Why are these imbeciles concerned about Trump's longevity since they clearly want him dead?
They need a mother to remind them to use their inside voices.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 16, 2018 06:05 PM (BJ3kt)

270 Hi grammie!! *does Forrest Gump wave*

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 06:01 PM (dUJdY)
========================

Hi Jewells! Wore my necklace set to church Sunday. A couple of ladies said they liked it, which is amazing since they never talk to me. Maybe my new jewelry will be the key to unlock the Church Ladies door!

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 06:05 PM (lwiT4)

271 I already outlived GrandPa Eromero, and Old Pappy Eromero lived to be 80. That means I have 11 years to go. Maybe. If I prove to be as good a man as he was.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2018 06:05 PM (zLDYs)

272 The MSM could have video of Obama doing a line off Biden's uncut tool with Cankles as a toolholder and they would bury it.

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 06:05 PM (4u7kU)

273 5. Five languages.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:52 PM (dSqvH)



Yeah. But in fairness, one is pig Latin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 06:05 PM (EjBda)

274 Maybe I read 4 in addition to English? But seriously! How impressive is that?


Yeah. In addition to English. Which ISN'T her first language.
That's what's impressive.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 06:05 PM (dSqvH)

275
Heck, if Mobama spoke 2 langages she would be a goddess.

She was fluent in Privilege.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 06:05 PM (eIm1q)

276 grammie - as one who 'doesn't cook', here's another Jeanne Robertson vid you might enjoy:
https://tinyurl.com/mxc7hpj

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 06:06 PM (w1zJX)

277 260 I so agree with you on that. She speaks 4 languages.



5. Five languages.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:52 PM (dSqvH)


Maybe I read 4 in addition to English? But seriously! How impressive is that? If it was anyone else, she would be celebrated by the press. Heck, if Mobama spoke 2 langages she would be a goddess. It's the double standards that make me insane. I don't remember a first lady ever being treated with the vile bile they heap on her. And least deserving of it.
Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 06:03 PM (eXZrW)

My French is the best.

Posted by: FLOTUS at January 16, 2018 06:06 PM (g4lFK)

278 Shakespear was only partially right, first kill all the MSM THEN kill all the lawyers. (Present Company of moron Lawyers excepted, of course.)

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 06:06 PM (gbWkA)

279 Who was the asshat who said we couldn't read the wikileaks docs without CNN's permission or something?

Fucking clowns. *raises glass to dlamp*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2018 06:06 PM (Dp6qK)

280 Maybe my new jewelry will be the key to unlock the Church Ladies door!

Aww.. I hope so.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 06:06 PM (dUJdY)

281 By 2020 there will be no such concerns with CyborgHillary. She will be able run 200 mph, crush coal into diamond in her bare hands, and memorize the Encyclopedia Britannica.

Posted by: George Soros at January 16, 2018 06:06 PM (/qEW2)

282 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 06:03 PM (V2Yro)

My office did not open today here in Houston. Supposed to reopen tomorrow but I don't know if the road ice will be clear by then.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (2DOZq)

283 Ha! The Iceback rolled her eyes at Coked up Booker.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (g4lFK)

284 Re Melania, I was looking at some pics of her during her modeling days...va va voom...no wonder the Donald was hot to trot after her.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (a0IVu)

285 Doctor Doctor give me the news
I've got a bad case of Truuuuump abuuuuuuse

Posted by: Anderson Cooper, Jim Acosta, Don Lemon, and Brian Stelter, being ridiculous at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (hvf9s)

286 Christopher Pike
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 05:59 PM (mbhDw)


+1 for excellent ST reference & beating me to it.

Dammit you people are fast!

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (eXZrW)

287 Science is interpretive.

Posted by: eleven at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (+lOpA)

288 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2018 06:06 PM (Dp6qK)

Cuomo.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (2DOZq)

289 Reality doesn't matter to these people.

Are you kidding? Their "Reality" is All That Matters To Them.

Posted by: Paladin at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (BcTll)

290 251
Ace: "I'm gonna need Anderson Cooper, Jim Acosta, Don Lemon, and
Brian Stelter to all submit to a cognitive and psychological wellness
examination, the results to be disclosed publicly, before I listen to
another word out of these hysterical pussies."


So the real question is that between all of them, how much Astroglide is in their bedrooms?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (UsCnO)

291 He added, I should get in the backseat and close my mouth for a while.

Matt are you not still out selling reading is fundamental? Worthless cockbite asshole celebrity pretty boy should be banished to Trumps press camps in New York. Forced to swill manhattans and martinis, ride ubers to outer borrow restaurants, and eat deli bagels.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (BtQd4)

292 That fly on the lip thing was gross. Like something you'd see with Sally Strothers' Feed the Dying Children.

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (lwiT4)

293 The fly landing on him spoke volumes...

The guy did have an awful lot of flies around him. Seriously, for a public figure this far from the equator. I know that DC is built on a filled in fever swamp but still, no previous president had flies around him like that. It was quite odd.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (39g3+)

294 The fly landing on him spoke volumes...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 06:05 PM (mbhDw)

Well, the vultures don't like to come indoors, because of claustrophobia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 06:08 PM (sD2WN)

295 Speaking of nutjobs. Good Lord, Cory Booker looked like he ready to stroke out.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 06:08 PM (dUJdY)

296 The Media is seriously mentally ill.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 06:08 PM (Pr4lq)

297 It's cute how they care so much about the well being of the country vis a vis my physical and mental health.

By cute, I mean sad of course.


I mean, I have never fallen off a bollard.

Sad.

Have you seen the fruit cups at Trump Tower? Delicious. Magnificent! You should try one. Not sad.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 16, 2018 06:09 PM (7+qdf)

298 292 That fly on the lip thing was gross. Like something you'd see with Sally Strothers' Feed the Dying Children.
Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (lwiT4)

I remember that... that was when Pazuzu showed up behind him...

Posted by: kraken at January 16, 2018 06:09 PM (zSVEm)

299 If I prove to be as good a man as he was.

Parents always want their kids to be better and live better than they were. Kids, when they grow up, hope to maybe be equal to their parents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 06:09 PM (39g3+)

300 here's another Jeanne Robertson vid you might enjoy:

https://tinyurl.com/mxc7hpj





Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 06:06 PM (w1zJX)
====================

Oh! Something to distract me from pulling a rabbit out of my hat for dinner - Thanks!

Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 06:09 PM (lwiT4)

301 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (39g3+)

No mystery. Flies are attracted to shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 06:09 PM (dUJdY)

302 The Dems are more difficult to analyze because they readily turn to the most repugnant and radical stunts and strategies for electoral purposes - so such things are not, as they might normally be, signs of desperation.


But they're extravagant leap into full-blown over-the-top racism and race-baiting (same thing) makes me start to wonder how their real polling is looking. First the idiotic Durbin stunt, now Booker's pathetic attempt to riff off that non-troversy.


It is difficult to imagine them having traction on anything other than hysteria, which mostly makes the rubble bounce in already fully cretinous jurisdictions.


They simply cannot be serious about lashing themselves to DACA as their hill to die on this cycle. Hope they are, but serious doubt it (still). Of course the state of the GOP means that such an insane strategy would not be a guaranteed debacle for them. WH has to realize they need to get much more involved, and not amnesty incumbents (who are a major part of the problem).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2018 06:09 PM (QDnY+)

303 Something tells me Trump's going to beat the visible aging thing presidents have been undergoing for about as long as I can remember.

He's used to high stress and big stakes.

He's also getting up there though so he'll likely look like he's getting older because he is getting older.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 06:09 PM (4ErVI)

304 The fly landing on him spoke volumes...

The guy did have an awful lot of flies around him. Seriously, for a public figure this far from the equator. I know that DC is built on a filled in fever swamp but still, no previous president had flies around him like that. It was quite odd.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Satan.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 06:09 PM (dSqvH)

305 Who was the asshat who said we couldn't read the wikileaks docs without CNN's permission or something?

Fucking clowns. *raises glass to dlamp*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 16, 2018 06:06 PM (Dp6qK)


========

That would be Chris Cuomo.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 06:10 PM (/qEW2)

306 58 I saw Hysterical Pussies open for the Go-Gos at the Rosemont Horizon in 1983.
Posted by: Mallamutt at January 16, 2018 05:36 PM (871i2)

Best Girl Group Evah!

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2018 06:10 PM (ABjxW)

307 Satan.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 06:09 PM (dSqvH)
Or maybe just bad body odor.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 06:10 PM (a0IVu)

308 If Corey Booker had stroked out, the average IQ of Congress would have risen two points.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 06:10 PM (Pr4lq)

309 I refuse to believe these people on CNN live on the same planet, in the same universe, in the same dimension as we do.

This is comedy gold.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 06:10 PM (g4lFK)

310 Damn.. just got off the phone with mom. It could be another two weeks before I can see her

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 06:10 PM (dUJdY)

311 292 That fly on the lip thing was gross. Like something you'd see with Sally Strothers' Feed the Dying Children.
Posted by: grammie winger, snowed in at Skandi.com- at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (lwiT4)

And it happened on several occasions.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 06:10 PM (ANIFC)

312 How would the children of the media act if something actually shriek worthy happened?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 16, 2018 06:10 PM (L6jcY)

313
Office closed today. Temps not expected to get above freezing until midday tomorrow. Propane delivery scheduled for tomorrow afternoon, so we bumped up the thermostats. Working from home tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 06:11 PM (eIm1q)

314 No mystery. Flies are attracted to shit.
Posted by: Jewells45



And dead things. Beelzebub.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 06:11 PM (dSqvH)

315 Nah the Hysterical Pussies opened for the Go-Gos at the Cow Palace in 86 and brought the whole shebang down.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 06:11 PM (Pr4lq)

316 272 The MSM could have video of Obama doing a line off Biden's uncut tool with Cankles as a toolholder and they would bury it.

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 06:05 PM (4u7kU)

~~~~

Such a small amount of coke is actually legal in all 57 States.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 16, 2018 06:11 PM (hUqh+)

317 I've watched a number of press briefings since Trump became President. That briefing with the Dr. has to be the worst of them all for out and out bias and stupidity. Even he looked rather amazed at some of the things they said.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 06:11 PM (8+Ozj)

318 I really wish that the evil within people was tangible, like an aura, a whiff of brimstone, flies collecting, etc. Sadly its in us all. We swim in it, how could we spot it in others, as sinful as we are in ourselves? Its like someone with leprosy looking to see the pimples on others. God help us all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 06:11 PM (39g3+)

319 I once volunteered to help a friend out and drive him from Ft Hood to DFW in a snow and sleet storm, bad decision.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2018 06:12 PM (6Ll1u)

320 Comedy News Network.



This Blumenthal guy is light in his loafers.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 06:12 PM (g4lFK)

321 Flies land on demons quite a bit. One of the signs you are dealing with one.
Also, he played himself in the made for TV miniseries the Bible.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 06:12 PM (gbWkA)

322
People who call Bradley Manning "she" worried about PDT's mental health.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 06:12 PM (eIm1q)

323 to watch the press and survive sane, you must first recognize that they will not be fair, or logical or sensible.

Once you accept that they will act like 3 year olds on crack then you can relax and enjoy the shit show.

You may have some residual fear that they will come up with a winning shot because they have done so so many times.

But they are facing a different sort of man now than the professional politicians that they have in the past.

Donald Trump for one thing knows how to play their game and he knows how to win.

He knows things about those in the entertainment industry and he knows they're bosses.

He's been courted and wooed for many years. He personally has the goods on many icons in the industry.

I'm sure he knew about Harvey and others.

He knows about the coup d'etat and about Mueller and yet the man is calm and cool.

So take a page out of his book and just relax knowing they can't touch him.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 06:13 PM (RwBDG)

324 Anna Puma: "The Media is seriously mentally ill."

There may not be a collection of humans more vulnerable to mob rule and groupthink than the MFM. Maybe the acting/performing arts community could give them a run for the money, but no one considers the latter the "smart set". Clearly, no one should consider the former that way either.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 16, 2018 06:13 PM (H8S+R)

325 >>> Good Lord, Cory Booker looked like he ready to stroke out.<<<

Dr. Jackson, how much blood in your stool is acceptable? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: T-Bone at January 16, 2018 06:13 PM (bJ0w+)

326 Yeah those who support Barfley "Fvck the Police" Manning are true paragons of sanity.

Not.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 06:13 PM (Pr4lq)

327 315 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 06:11 PM (Pr4lq)

and why wouldn't they?

The Hysterical Pussies were the best underground CATS crew ever...


Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 06:13 PM (SzZnW)

328 They are all aliens wearing human skin suits. Who are these assholes?

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 06:13 PM (g4lFK)

329 That would be Chris Cuomo.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
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Yes. The interpretation of such things should be "...left to the professionals of the press".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 06:14 PM (w1zJX)

330 Fuck the left. Our democracy is history. This is war and the left takes no prisoners.....we aught to play the game the same way.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 06:14 PM (SjImc)

331 If it was anyone else, she would be celebrated by the press. Heck, if Mobama spoke 2 langages she would be a goddess. It's the double standards that make me insane. I don't remember a first lady ever being treated with the vile bile they heap on her. And least deserving of it. Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 06:03 PM (eXZrW)

Their ability to pretend she can't do a single thing right...parenting, dressing, manners, WH decorating...is so high school it's ridiculous. Probably a good education for the cyberbullying campaign she wants to do, and which of course they will all say she is doing wrong.

Posted by: LizLem at January 16, 2018 06:15 PM (hvf9s)

332 I'm hoping for 10 inches of the white stuff overnight.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 16, 2018 06:15 PM (4u7kU)

333 How would the children of the media act if something actually shriek worthy happened?

This is their biggest flaw. They freak out like a bee is in the car as they drive off a cliff toward an industrial shredder in a lake of acid, for the slightest thing.

TWO SCOOPS!!!!1!1 HE ORDERS TWO SCOOPS OF ICED CREAM!!!!1!1*runs about, crashing into a wall and fainting*

What if President Trump really did something awful. Who'd believe them at this point?

"yeah, sure. I haven't seen you this worked up since you reported he had diet Pepsi to drink"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 06:15 PM (39g3+)

334 Expert facts and opinions, like blog content, are short bus paths to infamy.

Posted by: Redgrains at January 16, 2018 06:15 PM (WPxnj)

335 The Hysterical Pussies were the best underground CATS crew ever...

Nyah! The things I learn here.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 06:15 PM (Pr4lq)

336 Parents always want their kids to be better and live better than they were. Kids, when they grow up, hope to maybe be equal to their parents.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 06:09 PM (39g3+)


The older I get the more true I realize this is.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 16, 2018 06:15 PM (h2Bdk)

337 i don't thing that pink triangles balls deep in children should have a moral high ground.

Just sayin....

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 06:16 PM (g4lFK)

338 156 Well now this is interesting. DHS Nielsen apparently confirmed federal prosecutors looking at options to prosecute "sanctuary" city criminals (officials).


Long over-due, if true.


Meanwhile, absolutely no way DOJ or FBI should be cooperating normally with any lawless jurisdiction - normally. Of course the active violence, terror, or national security stuff runs as normal. But everything else?


Strict, fastidious reciprocity. CA insists on being lawless? No help from DOJ/FBI on any non-priority case. "Sanctuary" lawlessness is not popular, anywhere - *including in CA*. Lessee how cities and Sacto like it when their fraud and their white collar and their other non-violent crime problems get Zero help from the feds.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2018 05:47 PM (QDnY+)

-----------------------------------

This is the big story of the month if it is carried forward.

I hope California goes nuts and resist so much they can be declared in rebellion. Then they can be let go, or crushed. Either way is fine with me.

Posted by: William Eaton at January 16, 2018 06:16 PM (MuTTO)

339 Acosta, shows ass.

http://tinyurl.com/yccxp9dx

Posted by: geoffb at January 16, 2018 06:16 PM (zOpu5)

340 Is Obama the Lord of the Flies, then??

Posted by: kraken at January 16, 2018 06:16 PM (zSVEm)

341 [Rosie] O'Donnell told NBC Late Night host Seth Meyers in November 2017 that she has been in a "severe depression" since Trump won the presidency and that she spends "90 percent of my waking hours tweeting hatred towards" Trump.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2018 06:16 PM (rnAwa)

342 https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/94a9d25e-881e-4fb2-920d-2c51318d40db

Posted by: Not a Doctor at January 16, 2018 06:16 PM (FVLz6)

343
There may not be a collection of humans more vulnerable to mob rule and groupthink than the MFM.

University humanities departments.

Maybe the acting/performing arts community could give them a run for the money, but no one considers the latter the "smart set".

The self-regard of the performing arts community is truly without limit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 06:16 PM (eIm1q)

344 I am convinced that the media is mostly made up of invasion of the body snatchers aliens.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 06:16 PM (gbWkA)

345 listen, there's a good reason Obama's academic records have never been released:
if people knew how unbelievably intelligent Obama is, what a brilliantly original thinker Obama is, the people would demand that he be made President for Life, and Obama unselfishly insisted that he would only serve two terms, just like the Declaration of Independence says.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 16, 2018 06:17 PM (ILitO)

346 AC 10" of or and the white stuff?

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 06:17 PM (aC6Sd)

347 It's all they got.

Trump should go dark for about ten days, let these guys run this out. Really, they can and will keep this shit up without anything else on which to feed.

They will slide further into the heart of idiocracy and it'll be fun to watch.

Posted by: Git back 2 yur shitholes at January 16, 2018 06:17 PM (kN52W)

348 The fly landing on him spoke volumes...

The guy did have an awful lot of flies around him. Seriously, for a public figure this far from the equator. I know that DC is built on a filled in fever swamp but still, no previous president had flies around him like that. It was quite odd.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 06:07 PM (39g3+)

Messages and kisses from Satan...

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at January 16, 2018 06:18 PM (kXoT0)

349 So the press room emptied out and the reporters filed their stories and went for cocktails, filet mignon, bottle of 1991 wine, heavy dessert, then brandy alexanders.

ubered their way home to sleep with someone else spouse.

In rage over Trump

Posted by: redenzo at January 16, 2018 06:18 PM (14qvS)

350 Then the media also reminds me of Beeker when something bad happens to him.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 06:18 PM (gbWkA)

351 345 Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 16, 2018 06:17 PM (ILitO)

well that and the fact he enrolled as a native born Kenyan....

I'd bet money on his having engaged in student aid fraud.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 06:18 PM (SzZnW)

352 I went to Daily Mail and they are breathlessly reporting Trump is overweight and takes anti-baldness pills but healthy overall. Seriously.
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 06:05 PM (a0IVu)



Did you go to comments section? Often it is pro-Trump, but sometimes you do get a strong anti-trump consensus. I find that interesting actually. B/c usually a site has a strong bent politically, so I do wonder if it is reflective of pro trumpers hitting down arrows when on a specific issue they think he has gone too far. B/c majority of time it has been pro-Trump when I've visited.

I like having somewhere I can go that is reflective of how people feel, b/c that is hard to come by anymore. And the powers that be need to know that to calibrate for elections. And since polls and consultants and social media are no longer helpful, and political beliefs exist in zones, to get a pic of when supporters think someone has gone too far is important for elections...winning elections. JMO. JMO. JMO.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 06:19 PM (eXZrW)

353 330 Fuck the left. Our democracy is history. This is war and the left takes no prisoners.....we aught to play the game the same way.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 06:14 PM (SjImc)

Good. Democracy sucks. Save the Republic.

Posted by: Not a Lawyer at January 16, 2018 06:19 PM (FVLz6)

354 Thoreau(yeah, yeah, I know) once likened some newspaper editors to gossip hounds conferring over their tea, or some such analogy.

And that is what 'journalists' are, glorified gossip hounds trying to manipulate opinion.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 06:19 PM (Y3RqE)

355 So the 5th admendment can be waved based on a lying liars gossip book?


This new Best Interest Of The Country Standard we are living under will not hold up too much longer.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 06:20 PM (g4lFK)

356 Why, that man is off his bollard. Impeach him! Or something/??

Posted by: MSM Suits at January 16, 2018 06:20 PM (7+qdf)

357 Their ability to pretend she can't do a single thing right...parenting, dressing, manners, WH decorating...is so high school it's ridiculous. Probably a good education for the cyberbullying campaign she wants to do, and which of course they will all say she is doing wrong.
Posted by: LizLem at January 16, 2018 06:15 PM (hvf9s)

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The collective press corp has become "mean girls" personified. Which is pretty sad, because I believe the majority of the mean girls of the press claim they are male.

Posted by: Blake at January 16, 2018 06:20 PM (WEBkv)

358 97% of scientists agree Trump is mentally unfit!!!

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 06:20 PM (rv0Fo)

359 as fucking insane as our valued, pure as snow national media is, our local word readers are worse. some of them actually have fainting couches now. reserved for stories about trump. pickle puffers don't even bother hiding their bias. and, i should believe their limp dick weather dude? fuck these people, with a p-38 with all guns blazing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 06:21 PM (KP5rU)

360 Wow, that doctor really screwed up! All he had to do was say the "right" thing and he could have had his own show on CNN or MSNBC or even network!

Pretty crappy how ethics and integrity can get in the way of someone's career. You would think someone from DC would know better. I'll bet that doctor was born and raised in some fly-over state.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 16, 2018 06:21 PM (SGGel)

361 Flies on the mouth makes me wonder what Obama was eating earlier...


Good. Democracy sucks. Save the Republic.

Too late. We no longer have representatives, to the extent we ever did.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 06:21 PM (39g3+)

362 Next new hot take: physical and mental wellness doesn't allow for empathy and compassion.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 16, 2018 06:22 PM (dEJuU)

363
And that is what 'journalists' are, glorified gossip hounds trying to manipulate opinion.

Posted by: davidt


Pray, do not insult hounds by comparing them to mangy journalists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 06:22 PM (eIm1q)

364 TWO SCOOPS!!!!1!1 HE ORDERS TWO SCOOPS OF ICED CREAM!!!!1!1*runs about, crashing into a wall and fainting*

What if President Trump really did something awful. Who'd believe them at this point?

"yeah, sure. I haven't seen you this worked up since you reported he had diet Pepsi to drink"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 06:15 PM (39g3+)

An extra scoop of ice cream is maybe $1-$5 dollars, and not that many extra calories for a guy working 20 hour days.

Funny how the press had no problem with Bobo and Mooch slamming down multiple bottles of $500 a bottle champagne at the drop of a hat. Champers that they couldn't afford until their WH gig.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at January 16, 2018 06:22 PM (kXoT0)

365 Posted by: William Eaton at January 16, 2018 06:16 PM (MuTTO)

CA has done the best it could to unarm their populace in the event that the SHTF. The gangs are well armed though.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 06:23 PM (2DOZq)

366 Watching CNN all day I'm questioning how we made it this long without a bloody rebellion and Revolution? We are years behind schedule.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 06:23 PM (g4lFK)

367 according to smiley mchitler*, these are the fact based media while fox news is on another planet.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 16, 2018 06:23 PM (Pg+x7)

368 304 The fly landing on him spoke volumes...
The guy did have an awful lot of flies around him. Seriously, for a public figure this far from the equator. I know that DC is built on a filled in fever swamp but still, no previous president had flies around him like that. It was quite odd.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Satan."

Some classic Hebrew: Ba'al, canaanite for "Lord", Zebub = "Flies"

Beelzebub, literally Lord of the Flies

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 06:23 PM (V2Yro)

369 *i.e. obama.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 16, 2018 06:23 PM (Pg+x7)

370 97% of scientists agree Trump is mentally unfit!!!
Posted by: Mega

The Science! is settled, and Science is never wrong.

Now watch this rap about trannies.

Posted by: Bill Nye the Science! Guy at January 16, 2018 06:24 PM (5wCUq)

371 Stetler, Acosta, Cooper and Lemon would go directly from the wellness testing to a minimum of 72 hours in a state hospital pending a staff meeting.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 16, 2018 06:24 PM (dEJuU)

372 So, I got these inside out carrot cake things from Trader Joe's. It's like a moon pie kinda thing, carrot cake rounds with frosting in the middle. I'm going to only eat one a day I tell ya.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2018 06:25 PM (6Ll1u)

373 Trump will age like wine because he is optimistic and he makes me optimistic too.

About 90 seconds into Corey Booker's tirade I just broke into laughter. I don't remember what he said that stretched his moment to the breaking point.

Had I been the interviewee, I would have kept a poker face until the end, and then asked "Are you upset?"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2018 06:25 PM (rnAwa)

374 Well I don't know about you all, but I will sleep good tonight knowing jeb is supporting romney. LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 06:25 PM (SjImc)

375 364 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at January 16, 2018 06:22 PM (kXoT0)

I think my favorite Ogabe "man of the people" routine was when he and worf would slam Wagyu Beef White Castle Sliders....

because "class" is turning a 67 cent treat into a $12.50 "work of art"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 06:25 PM (SzZnW)

376 Saw a young gal in Joanne Fabrics yesterday. Ring through nose and pink pussy hat with ''See You in Hell" embroidered across the front. Charming. Obviously she hadn't gotten the message that pink hats were verboten now

Posted by: Tuna at January 16, 2018 06:26 PM (jm1YL)

377 Dear MFM,

Ex Precedent Coco-Messiah was an ambiguously gay , dog-eating, dick-sucker who smoked teh eevil tobacco and pot.

In 8 years, no one even questioned the status of that shithead's HIV-ridden, racist carcass?

Sincerely,

Dr. Fucking Reality

Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 16, 2018 06:26 PM (5ng19)

378 trump should just pick out an intern, play hide the salami with her, spunk all over the place, have her toss his salad and call it a day. it's just sex, bitches. a vast left wing conspiracy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2018 06:26 PM (KP5rU)

379 UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres said on Tuesday he was very concerned by reports that the U.S. had cut its funding to UNRWA, the UN agency for Palestinian refugees, by half.

Yeah, I mean then you might have to go out a get a real job?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 06:26 PM (SjImc)

380
I'd bet money on his having engaged in student aid fraud.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 06:18 PM (SzZnW)
==========================
No one will take the other side of that bet. Since Zero worked so hard to hide those application records you know with some certainty he did that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 16, 2018 06:27 PM (ylUqT)

381 Corgies!

Oh, wait.

Nood!

Posted by: Blake at January 16, 2018 06:27 PM (WEBkv)

382 That's the first picture I've ever seen of Corey Booker, and I gotta say, that's the whitest black guy ever. He makes Obama look like Dr. Dre.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 16, 2018 06:27 PM (5wCUq)

383 Cory Booker needs to practice his outrage in private before he tries it out in front of the cameras.

He was a parody today.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2018 06:28 PM (UsCnO)

384 Any takers of the two-for-one deal? Donald and Hillary, same price as just Donald.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2018 06:28 PM (2z74n)

385 Apparently a reporter just asked the press secretary if President Trump is addicted to any drugs. These people are profoundly unserious and unprofessional, its time to clean house on the press pool. Not just hostile, but incompetent and ridiculous.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 06:28 PM (39g3+)

386 He was a parody today.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2018 06:28 PM (UsCnO)

He has been taking lessons from The FAB

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 06:29 PM (SjImc)

387 I have given up listening to Mark Levin because I love him, but I get too PO'D when he is, I think jerk Brian of CNN is on Mark's list. I Don't watch CNN & don't know who is on it.

Posted by: Carol at January 16, 2018 06:29 PM (NKOy9)

388 The self-regard of the performing arts community is truly without limit.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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When the femme du jour was a literature major at a large state school, I attended a couple of play after-opening parties by the school's theater department, with whom she rubbed shoulders.

It was embarrassing to be there. I mean, it was embarrassing to know that people could be so self-engagedly vacuous. Vapidly fey. Of course, they took themselves very seriously.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 06:29 PM (c/EDo)

389 Cut to video of our former prez pumping the 2 pound weights in the weight room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h55r3EsBJnA

Posted by: USA at January 16, 2018 05:56 PM (lE2nd)


OMG. I laugh when my wife uses weights that tiny.

Our first not-so-openly ghey president.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 06:29 PM (2FqvZ)

390 davidt: "And that is what 'journalists' are, glorified gossip hounds trying to manipulate opinion."

More true today than ever.

To the extent I scan a newspaper (online or print) - and it's pretty rare now - the topics chosen are a selection of a piece to move an electorate. The story, the content, the editorials, the lack of contrarian coverage, all that is NOT covered, i.e. everything, is in totality a package not to provide truth but to push agenda.

It's collective disinformation. By "free" people. It's the biggest scandal in modern democracy.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 16, 2018 06:30 PM (H8S+R)

391 >>Our first not-so-openly ghey president.


Cock Curious Commander in Chief

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 06:30 PM (/NKm3)

392 Saw a young gal in Joanne Fabrics yesterday. Ring through nose and pink pussy hat with ''See You in Hell" embroidered across the front. Charming. Obviously she hadn't gotten the message that pink hats were verboten now
Posted by: Tuna at January 16, 2018 06:26 PM (jm1YL)

I have a friend (through my art endeavors) who yesterday posted a picture of herself on FB in her Pussy Hat. She has been blathering on about an event here in Tulsa on 1/20 where women show up to make a difference. I just sigh and hide her posts. No one here in Oklahoma who holds government office is going to be the least bit impressed by a couple of hundred women in Pussy Hats marching around Guthrie Green while screaming.

It's almost like they do not realize Oklahoma went for Trump at 79%.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at January 16, 2018 06:31 PM (kXoT0)

393 ''Apparently a reporter just asked the press secretary if President Trump is addicted to any drugs. These people are profoundly unserious and unprofessional, its time to clean house on the press pool. Not just hostile, but incompetent and ridiculous.''

PDT should just tell them he loves the high he gets watching them make fools of themselves

Posted by: Tuna at January 16, 2018 06:32 PM (jm1YL)

394 So, like how many beers am I holding up, eh?

Posted by: canadian cognitive testing at January 16, 2018 06:32 PM (QCX64)

395 Northerlunkers @ 312--How would the media react?
When, not if, we are attacked again, they will blame it on President Trump, America, and GOD. It's all they know. Most of the people know we are on borrowed time until the next attack. I predict join effort by NORKS and islam. EMP most likely.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2018 06:32 PM (zLDYs)

396 We can only pray Cory Booker runs. He's a goofy guy to start with (witness his imaginary friend Booker T and his actual twitter friendship with the Seattle hooker whose name I've forgotten) and, oddly, his biggest financial backer for years was the Kushner clan. Ivanka has thrown several fundraising bashes for this clown. If there is anything to know about Booker they'll know it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 16, 2018 06:33 PM (ylUqT)

397 "The doctor is right outside Corey. We can go get him for you."

Posted by: Mega at January 16, 2018 06:33 PM (rv0Fo)

398 Does Mr. (I have to use this now that he's famous*) J.J. Sefton know that he's quoted in this weeks Woodpile Report?

Stuff like that could go to a man's head.

Posted by: Jesus and Jose at January 16, 2018 06:33 PM (z79tQ)

399 So, I got these inside out carrot cake things from Trader Joe's. It's like a moon pie kinda thing, carrot cake rounds with frosting in the middle. I'm going to only eat one a day I tell ya.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


You lie!
Posted by: Joe Wilson

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 06:33 PM (dSqvH)

400 PDT should just tell them he loves the high he gets watching them make fools of themselves
Posted by: Tuna at January 16, 2018 06:32 PM (jm1YL)

Right, because he does. He has made a career out of moving his projects along despite any and all opposition and he relishes it!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at January 16, 2018 06:33 PM (kXoT0)

401 Nevergiveup: "Well I don't know about you all, but I will sleep good tonight knowing jeb is supporting romney. LMAO"

Yeah, I wish Jeb! would shut up. He's really not helping.

Posted by: Mitt at January 16, 2018 06:34 PM (H8S+R)

402 >>Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, who is a cranky GF hag, thank you very much. at January 16, 2018 06:31 PM (kXoT0)


My friend's wife.

Good lord. They are tedious.

She was all excited that 10,000 women marched on inauguration day!

In a State of 1 million. Maths are cruel.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 06:34 PM (/NKm3)

403 ''So, I got these inside out carrot cake things from Trader Joe's. It's like a moon pie kinda thing, carrot cake rounds with frosting in the middle. I'm going to only eat one a day I tell ya. ''
Trader Joe's? Really? I just love that store.

Posted by: Tuna at January 16, 2018 06:35 PM (jm1YL)

404 The other day I saw a terrific editorial cartoon. A figure labeled "The Media" was in a straitjacket in a padded cell writing TRUMP all over the place with a crayon held in his toes, while shouting "He's crazy!"

I have no idea how to go about searching for it.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2018 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

405 BOOKER captured all of the maudlin and sanctimonious hyperventilation that would make GLENN BECK proud...congratulations...

Posted by: You think you hate it now... at January 16, 2018 06:42 PM (7DG+y)

406 I think Brian's Doctor better beware of the Klingons & other things around His Anus

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 06:48 PM (y3aQB)

407 http://bit.ly/2DDzKF0

Tech Giants Take Out Another Prominent Conservative Site=> Right Wing News to Shut Down
by Jim Hoft

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 06:50 PM (y3aQB)

408
UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres said on Tuesday he was very concerned by reports that the U.S. had cut its funding to UNRWA, the UN agency for Palestinian refugees, by half.

Yeah, I mean then you might have to go out a get a real job?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 06:26 PM (SjImc)







The Saudis and Gulf states have plenty of cash. Go hit THEM up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2018 06:51 PM (eXA4G)

409 Anderson Cooper and Jim Acosta will perform a "teabagging" demonstration tonight @ 9pm. Don't miss it.

Posted by: OCBill at January 16, 2018 07:00 PM (df+Zi)

410 Senator Booker now identifies as a straight black male, h8rs.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 16, 2018 07:22 PM (dEJuU)

411 I dunno--why should I give a monkey's dng dong about what the UN, or the Palestinians, or Dick Durbin or Chuck You Schumer want?

As Rickie Ricardo used to tell Lucy, "You've got some 'splaining to do." And until that 'splaining is done to my satisfaction, all these clowns can just sod off.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 16, 2018 07:23 PM (Sda6L)

412 I just love how they keep moving the goalposts.
First it was "mentally unfit" now its "morally unfit".
These guys are off the field and into the bleachers at this point.

Posted by: Iblis at January 16, 2018 08:09 PM (O7PCq)

413 These guys are off the field and into the bleachers at this point.
Posted by: Iblis at January 16, 2018 08:09 PM (O7PCq)
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The secret to living life as a liberal, I believe, is to slide words around enough that it confuses even you, that you can't take it all in and see what a trail of nonsense you have said.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 08:22 PM (vDqXW)

414 The true sum of liberal nonsense is like Cthulhu, you can't see it and keep your sanity.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 08:22 PM (vDqXW)

415 Im old enough to remember when a Presidents college records were impossible to be made public.

Posted by: socalcon at January 16, 2018 08:38 PM (WAnre)

416 Im old enough to remember when a Presidents college records were impossible to be made public.
Posted by: socalcon at January 16, 2018 08:38 PM (WAnre)
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And why did you want to look at them anyway, you silly conspiracy person?

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 08:56 PM (vDqXW)

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Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
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The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
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