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Press In Feeding Frenzy Over President's Health, Demanding to Know if Trump is Demented and Demanding to Know What His Life Expectancy Might Be

The press had two questions in mind:

1. Can we remove him for unfitness via the 25th Amendment?

and,

2. If not, when's he gonna die already?!

This is journalism.






Updates: They asked Trump's real doctor to comment on his fake psychiatrists' diagnoses, they asked if he watched TV too much -- this question was seriously asked by a group of people who Tweet about TV all day -- and a fat guy is now asking if Trump should exercise more.

This is amazing.

Posted by: Ace at 04:13 PM




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1 Ah smell of a new thread

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 04:14 PM (aC6Sd)

2 oh my, Trump's doctor is pretty hot..

*fans self*

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (a0IVu)

3 This is BS. No way they would be asking this many questions about that drunk Hillary.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (EV/nK)

4 Absurd...deranged...anyone else have good words for the press?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (wGbBR)

5 I wanna hear about Trump's GAINZZZ.


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (oZ6kz)

6 RANDOM TOP 10

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (jjaLl)

7 Why the fuck are they having this presser?

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (5y11N)

8 When that one reporter asked about his exercise routine my thought was " banging Melania"

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (EV/nK)

9 You know who else was in great health for his age?

*clicks heels*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (EjBda)

10 .anyone else have good words for the press?"

They make decent fertilizer?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (7LY+6)

11 Has Melania asked that the plug be pulled yet ?

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (gs8be)

12 So press and #NeverTrump are one in the same.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (r9UYA)

13 From willowed end of last thread:

612 The attending nurse flushed when she saw the length and breadth of his magnificent Presidential Timber.
Posted by: Count de Monet



She licked her lips, made the telephone handset with her thumb & pinkie, held it up to her ear and mouthed, "call me".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (Hr+ZL)

14 >>>Absurd...deranged...anyone else have good words for the press?


Lying liars who fucking lie?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (jjaLl)

15 Meanwhile, Hillary, only a couple years younger, is off limits even with the obvious questions to be asked.

The media never wanted that footage of her faceplant getting out-- it was a private citizen and Twitter that got it out there.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

16 As fit asa Fredo was?

Can this limie reporter masterbate any more than he is already doing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (5y11N)

17 Jesus these people are a pack of jackals.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (NWiLs)

18 You know who else was in great health for his age?

*clicks heels*"

Judy Garland?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (7LY+6)

19 They're just repeating their retarded questions now.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (ul9CR)

20 They're already open about wishing for his death.

Not too much longer, they'll be openly recruiting some of their acolytes to make it happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (k1TUh)

21 We don't want to hear he's fine and in the top condition, we just want to know he's mentality deranged
Leftist media

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (aC6Sd)

22 Actually I would really like to know Melania's exercise routine..we are almost the same age and I would love to know what works for her.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (a0IVu)

23 Is it true that the President's head is filled with doody?

Because I heard someone call him a doodyhead.

Doody

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (8ikIW)

24 Best President ever. And, yeah, I'm factoring Reagan in.

Posted by: Peaches at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (14URa)

25 These pricks want him dead. If anything happens to Trump, it's war. I'm kind of old for such bullshit, but it is what it is.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (waguh)

26 Eats & drinks. How is he in great health?


Doesn't smoke or drink.

Mic drop.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (Hr+ZL)

27 Does Donald have an Advanced Directive? Can Pence pull the plug?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (QQ+il)

28 Yes, he bones Melania every night.
Next question?

Posted by: WH Doctor at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (HgMAr)

29
Administer the same cognitive test to those dumb rat fookers in the WH press corps. One third would fail, easily.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (tcamx)

30 Actually I would really like to know Melania's exercise routine..we are almost the same age and I would love to know what works for her.



Squats.

On Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (Hr+ZL)

31 I can't believe the good Doctor is still up their. Doesn't he realize they're like the Terminator:

The Press is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you leave the podium.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (G0vdT)

32 I will gauran-farking-tee these presstitutes never grilled Obama's doctor about his prostate.

This is embarrassing. Or it would be, to the press, if they had souls.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (ul9CR)

33 I might eat a doughnut just to annoy the press.

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (cHbmY)

34 "Does he have any symptoms of dementia?" "How much TV does he witch every day?"

"Will you rule out any further cognitive assessments?"

Jayzus. And now someone asks about his Twitter use!

Stop. Just stop.

Posted by: Guns Gardens and Yarn at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (znV6x)

35 If Maxine Waters is a standard for sanity, then I want Trump to be crazy.

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (U2yGD)

36 Finely a kinda freindly question

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (5y11N)

37 http://bit.ly/2kXQddp

Media, Progtards & NeverTrumpers hardest Hit

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (y3aQB)

38 Where can we get more Trumps? We really need to start looking for 2024.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (YV+SU)

39 Did the doctor have any information about the white truck?

Posted by: OCBill at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (df+Zi)

40 Hollywood makes ass out of themselves and melts down

The MSM, hold my beer

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (4u7kU)

41 Credit to reporter who brought up that Trump is abstemious

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (EV/nK)

42 This is BS. No way they would be asking this many questions about that drunk Hillary.


I don't recall anyone in the MSM ever asking why she made faces like a monkey or why the toes of all of her shoes were worn off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (EjBda)

43 Emotional state? Who the fuck are these scrunts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (5y11N)

44 32 I will gauran-farking-tee these presstitutes never grilled Obama's doctor about his prostate.

This is embarrassing. Or it would be, to the press, if they had souls.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (ul9CR)

Never needed to. They all got real good looks while constantly being up his ass.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (NWiLs)

45 The press really is a shitshow

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (6Ll1u)

46
Reporter: Can you explain to me how a guy who eats McDonald's and KFC and drinks all those diet cokes and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he's in?

He's not a democrat

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (lKyWE)

47 "Doc, you're wrong! We're the press...we know more about medicine than you do. Have you seen ALL the articles we've written? Duh..."

Posted by: Tami at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (Enq6K)

48 Classified Leaked Documents:

Trump's SOAP Note

Subjective: Godly hair. Orange, hotdog-like skin. Animals seem nervous around him and acknowledge him as their superior.

Objective: Over 6 feet tall. Mammal - roughly 180-200 pounds. YUUUUGE balls. His blood seems to be acidic.

Assessment: Trump is a fucking monster. We should run while we still can.

Plan: Fuck shit up. Bigly.

Posted by: Trump's Real Doctor at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (oZ6kz)

49 his health is your health, left.

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (nFwvY)

50 With the HIPAA laws, how is this doctor even talking about this?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (Hr+ZL)

51 Willowed... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (Y3RqE)

52 The press had two questions in mind:

1. Can we remove him for unfitness via the 25th Amendment?

and,

2. If not, when's he gonna die already?!

This is journalism.

Ace

-----------

This was exactly what I was thinking when watching this shitshow.

That and Trump has no ketones.

Posted by: Momk at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (g4lFK)

53 I will gauran-farking-tee these presstitutes never grilled Obama's doctor about his prostate.


In fairness, it was an open secret that he got a weekly prostate massage.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (QQ+il)

54 "oh my, Trump's doctor is pretty hot..

*fans self*
Posted by: IC "


I'll bet he can't do The Claw as well as me.

Posted by: Aziz Ansari at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (OD2ni)

55 I don't remember ever hearing any comment from a doctor regarding the mocha messiah's health. I'm sure it just drives the msm nuts to hear Trump has no cognitive deficit either. That's right shitholes. He is intentionally trying to piss you off. That isn't him just being crazy or demented.

Posted by: Drc at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (vbaSG)

56
Now that Judy Garland popped by, which Wicked Witch was Hillary -- of the East or of the West?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (tcamx)

57 Meditation? WTF

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (5y11N)

58 5 I wanna hear about Trump's GAINZZZ.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (oZ6kz)


Two words:

Dow fucking JONEZZZZZZZZ!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

59 Willowed:

My buddy says to his brother after brother asks him a question about what happened during brother prostate exam:

Brother: So during the prostate exam, when the doctor did it, some fluid came out of my penis, what does that mean?

My Buddy: That you enjoyed it.


(Thanks! Don't forget to tip the waitresses)


Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (IFyLh)

60 Grrrrrrrr. Son of an effing bitch, that the presidential Doc even has to answer such BS questions. Especially now that I know how drugged up JFK was with his Addison's and back injury.

And no one is talking but I strongly suspect the WH medical staff had their hands full keeping TJEF on his feet. In spite of efforts to avoid hearing him I caught excerpts from king Putt's speeches where it sure sounded like he was drugged to the gills and ValJar had told him he had to get out there and read the script off his telly prompters if he wanted his next hit.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (eASYU)

61 50 With the HIPAA laws, how is this doctor even talking about this?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (Hr+ZL)

Permission from the patient I presume.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (NWiLs)

62 Why are you worried about his health? Nobody has needed to toss him into the backseat of a van, yet!

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (vDqXW)

63 They were basically insinuating the hot doctor must be lying about Trump's good health...jeez.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (a0IVu)

64 Actually I would really like to know Melania's exercise routine..we are almost the same age and I would love to know what works for her.


Two Heaping scoops of Donny Two Scoops on the regular

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (8ikIW)

65 aw man... i went and read about the SR-72 instead of being in the Top 20!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (zpha2)

66 How long does it take the President to achieve a full boner ??

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (4u7kU)

67 This is hilarious! Now they are hoping he dies on the treadmill.

Posted by: Hazchic at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (hC9Cz)

68 10-15 lbs overweight and a mild cholesterol pill

How many of the reporters in that room are in worse shape than that?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (oVJmc)

69 Remember when FDR's polio and JFK's Addison's/back trouble were successfully kept from the public?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (mynhJ)

70 oh my, Trump's doctor is pretty hot..

*fans self*
Posted by: IC "


He looks like the actor Fred Ward.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (mbhDw)

71 Doc needs to pass it back to Sarah. Now.

Posted by: redenzo at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (14qvS)

72 32 I will gauran-farking-tee these presstitutes never grilled Obama's doctor about his prostate. I

------------

Nor mine!

Posted by: The First Trap at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (g4lFK)

73 Maybe the media can take the cognitive and health tests for comparison. Then we can see if all that delusion and blowing each other created mans health or cognition issues.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (/Jz/Z)

74 "The hair! Is there a medical explanation for how his hair stays parallel to the ground?!?"



-- question I heard yelled in the background


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (jjaLl)

75 Did the press corpse ever ask Oblah-blah's doc about that scar on his skull? Wankers, the lot of them.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (QLvwG)

76 The look on the Docs face in the top pic is priceless.

We all know exactly what he's thinking about whoever is asking the question and he's also wishing he could give him a sarcastic answer back.

But that would be unprofessional. You know like the press is supposed to be?

Are they a profession anymore? Or is it all on the job training?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (RwBDG)

77 So the press goes from drooling retard for eight years to energizer bunnies. WTF happened?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (YV+SU)

78 14 >>>Absurd...deranged...anyone else have good words for the press?

Lying liars who fucking lie?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 04:16 PM (jjaLl)
---
Spot on!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (a3tan)

79 All right already. The Doc's got to cut this off.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (ul9CR)

80 His physician probably likes him and Trump probably treats him extremely well, just like everyone else who works for him.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (kufk0)

81 Doctor did not say President Trump does not have Borneo Jungle Fungus.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (gs8be)

82 70, He looks like the actor Fred Ward.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (mbhDw)
I googled Fred Ward...yup..

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (a0IVu)

83 Doc should say "he is a cognitive superhero ... smart, engaging, clever, compassionate, considerate ... but many of you reporters have trouble for the truth, and the truth is you are here for an intervention.

The whole white house press corps will be detained for a 48-hour mandatory hold. The evaluation will address your delusional beliefs that Hillary should be president, and that Trump is not your president. Any further questions can be addressed to the orderlies in the white coats."

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (otAqJ)

84 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (oVJmc)

Mrs April Ryan Shrek is

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (y3aQB)

85 Meanwhile, in Chappaqua, Hillary Clinton just fell off the end of the couch and shit herself. Again.

Posted by: brak at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (WjCgM)

86 46
Reporter: Can you explain to me how a guy who eats McDonald's and KFC and drinks all those diet cokes and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he's in?
______________________________________

Doctor: "Well, he gets plenty of exercise -- running down lies by the media, jumping your shit when you're wrong and lifting the spirits of this great country despite you badmouthing it 24/7."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (ATVNj)

87 We need to work hard to reelect Trump so that the press continues to act this way for the full eight years. It can't be good for their mental health, or their health in general.

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (6r0Ht)

88 Doc: "Do you know DC is full of shitheels"?
PDT: Pops Diet Coke ***Pshht***, "Ayup"
Doc: "You're good for another 7 years or as many pressers as you can stand".


Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (FhXTo)

89 oh my, Trump's doctor is pretty hot..

All Navy DOCs are

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (5y11N)

90 Reporter: Can you explain to me how a guy who eats McDonald's and KFC and drinks all those diet cokes and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he's in?



by not being an obese drunk? I guess we're supposed to pretend that's salad fat on Hildog.

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (nFwvY)

91 Posted by: Trump's Real Doctor at January 16, 2018 04:19 PM (oZ6kz)




Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (jjaLl)

92 I think one of the reporters asked of the doctor was not telling them everything. Yeah, he's going to live forever and be president for that long too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (XAq3V)

93 This would be the same press that hid the fact Urkle was smoking....tabakky, Reggie Love esq, and lord knows what else.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (SzZnW)

94
Do you mean to say he's playing us ... deliberately????!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (tcamx)

95 69 Remember when FDR's polio and JFK's Addison's/back trouble were successfully kept from the public?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 16, 2018 04:21 PM (mynhJ)


"Pfft!"

- - Mrs. Woodrow Wilson

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (mbhDw)

96 >>75 Did the press corpse ever ask Oblah-blah's doc about that scar on his skull?

Some say scar. Some say mark.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (r9UYA)

97 Who's that scrunt who just ask a question about PDT's cognitive screening?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (5y11N)

98 It's gotta be the hair. It's beautiful. Feathered and lethal.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (OD2ni)

99 58 5 I wanna hear about Trump's GAINZZZ.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 16, 2018 04:15 PM (oZ6kz)


Two words:

Dow fucking JONEZZZZZZZZ!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

Bitcoin has shed off close to 50% this past month and 160 billion.

I was assured by the crypto pimps that this is normal, not to panic and sell.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (g4lFK)

100 Democrat Whip Steny Hoyer announced they would be no budget deal this week without DREAMER Amnesty.

This is going to be great!!

Talk about handing Trump a yuge, really, really beautiful and terrific club to beat the donks about the head and shoulders.

Democrat 2018 Platform:

1. Illegal aliens over legal TAXPAYING citizens.
2. Increasing taxes on legal citizens to fund illegal aliens.
3. More regulations.
4. Trump mean and said shithole.

Posted by: Richard Gere at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (3BFzK)

101 Nancy Pelosi wanted to ask the Doc a question about Trump's health, but they ended up keeping her from choking on her tongue instead.

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (7n4KQ)

102 Speaking of Aziz, I watch Stefan's interview with Owen Benjamin last night. Didn't know Benjamin was a conservative now I'm going to have to check out some of his comedy

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (EV/nK)

103 89 oh my, Trump's doctor is pretty hot..

All Navy DOCs are
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (5y11N)


"Moon River..." Wait, you're a dentist. That ain't right!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (mbhDw)

104 79 All right already. The Doc's got to cut this off.
___________________________________

That's what I told my doctor.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (ATVNj)

105 by not being an obese drunk? I guess we're supposed to pretend that's salad fat on Hildog.
Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (nFwvY)



That chardonnay can really pile it on you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (EjBda)

106 90 Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 04:23 PM (nFwvY)

Now now, Nana having a stroke on 9/11/16 was just a "happiness stroke."

//Dr Giggles MD

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (SzZnW)

107 How many of the reporters in that room are in worse shape than that?"

Ever been around the DC area? Most "men" aren't.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (7LY+6)

108 "You're a doctor? Wasn't Josef Mengele a doctor?"

-Jim Acosta, CNN

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (oVJmc)

109 Okay, I understand why the Doctor is putting up with the press. Trump told him to answer every single question the press had and for Sarah not to pull him off the podium.

He should get combat pay.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (G0vdT)

110 The IQ differential between Trump and the "press" explains a lot of their confusion. They are literally too dumb to understand what he says or what he is doing. Try explaining that to them and they go all "whuh?"

Posted by: Lester at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (LfJIn)

111 Has the doctor mentioned girth yet?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (QQ+il)

112 "75 Did the press corpse ever ask Oblah-blah's doc about that scar on his skull? "


Or about the semen in his ass.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (OD2ni)

113 Q: do you know why millions of inner city denizens are addicted to drugs, alcohol and cigarettes? and why they won't work or graduate from HS? And why they shoot each other in turd world numbers?

A: That would be due to genetics.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (5U/Tz)

114 Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg is a skeletal chew-toy, yet she stays for life.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (oVJmc)

115 28 Yes, he bones Melania every night.
Next question?
Posted by: WH Doctor at January 16, 2018 04:18 PM (HgMAr)

His heart is as healthy as the Paolo's

Posted by: Roy at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (7n4KQ)

116 Dear Lord. Gupta desperately tried for a third time to prove this guy wrong on something.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (GzDYP)

117 Doc should of let slip
With the ring of power he's immortal you know

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (aC6Sd)

118 1 HOUR questioning the doc

We're living in a sh^t hole.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (PvCxa)

119 No, POTUS 45 has never been to 'Man's Country.'

Posted by: Dr. Ronny Jackson at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (bc2Lc)

120 Drug addiction?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (GzDYP)

121 100 Democrat Whip Steny Hoyer announced they would be no budget deal this week without DREAMER Amnesty.

This is going to be great!!

Talk about handing Trump a yuge, really, really beautiful and terrific club to beat the donks about the head and shoulders.

Democrat 2018 Platform:

1. Illegal aliens over legal TAXPAYING citizens.
2. Increasing taxes on legal citizens to fund illegal aliens.
3. More regulations.
4. Trump mean and said shithole.
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (3BFzK)


I want Trump to now not only respond with fuck DACA and Amnesty, but push a moratorium on ALL immigration from every country for 25 years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (mbhDw)

122 Actually I would really like to know Melania's exercise routine..we are
almost the same age and I would love to know what works for her.
-------
I'll only accept film evidence! Edited into 20-minute segments.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (QCX64)

123 There's a new BBC/Netflix series coming out about based on The Iliad. Zeus and Achilles are black. How is this not cultural appropriation?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (mynhJ)

124 Or about the semen in his ass.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (OD2ni)



That's why the Secret Service codename for him was "Ship of the Desert."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (EjBda)

125 Jim Acosta was raised in a shit hole and doesn't know any better I'm told. NOT. He's really just dumb.

Posted by: Lester at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (LfJIn)

126 Note to reporters, the Pulitzer is not awarded for shooting at the president.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (7ZVPa)

127 it's so f'ing disgusting i won't even begin to vent.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (Pg+x7)

128 WH doc:

The president has remarkable stamina. I have, however, had occasion to treat the First Lady for exhaustion, if you know what I mean. Wink.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (gC2IV)

129 Dear Lord. Gupta desperately tried for a third time to prove this guy wrong on something.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (GzDYP)

Gutpa that's the guy..what a scrunt and I am having a hard time not using the real word and this Case I think it would be warranted

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (5y11N)

130 I hope I live long enough to see the day that Hillary appears in court to plead that she's too old and frail to go to prison for 1000 years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (oVJmc)

131 111 Has the doctor mentioned girth yet?

One of the presstitutes literally asked for PDT's weight measurement.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (ul9CR)

132 Some reporter just asked if Trump had any drug addiction problems!

Posted by: Guns Gardens and Yarn at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (znV6x)

133 The press is dead Jim.

The press is dead dead.

I mean, it is like overchewed meat that you have to spit out b/c it is so dead you can't swallow it.

I have no idea where that came from.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (eXZrW)

134 THIS is the most disgusting presser and show of bais by the washington press corp I ever saw

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (5y11N)

135 "I will give you a report on the president's health, but first . . . . "

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (5RoBR)

136 Boy, gonna be a looooong 7 years for these suckers. In the meanwhile, America will be made great again.

Oh, if you think they are up in arms now, wait until the "Silent Executioner" AG Sessions unleashes the Rule of Law on many very well known swamp creatures. Big names. Ex-presidential candidates and former administrative officials, senators and representatives (of both parties) and perhaps some judges.

The Storm.

Historic it will be.

The Second American Revolution.

Posted by: oddnot's waiting for the Happening and Big Ugly at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (g1MTt)

137 This fk just asked the exact same question for the third time.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (ul9CR)

138 131, One of the presstitutes literally asked for PDT's weight measurement.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (ul9CR)
They asked about his prostrate and now, his weight? Did they want to do their own BMI calculations?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (a0IVu)

139 This doctor should borrow Corey Booker's puppets.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (ATVNj)

140 Some reporter just asked if Trump had any drug addiction problems!
Posted by: Guns Gardens and Yarn at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (znV6x)



If Melania's sweet ass is a drug, then the answer is definitely yes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (EjBda)

141 104 79 All right already. The Doc's got to cut this off.
___________________________________

That's what I told my doctor.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 16, 2018 04:24 PM (ATVNj)


"Leesen, meester! You want I should split mein fee?!"

- - Rabbi Yakov Glitzendick, mohel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (mbhDw)

142 I remember back when W was first in office, CNN running an article asking if he "exercised too much" since he was an active runner. And some pundits saying his exercise routine was an obsession, creepy, blah blah blah.

Then of course gushing over Obama going on the stairmaster and playing with the pink dumbells in between smoke breaks...

Posted by: brak at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (WjCgM)

143 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (5U/Tz)

144 Actually my theory is advid golfers live longer because of the amount of walking they do. Even cart riders, especially when it's cart paths only.

The amount of golfers in their 80's would surprise you.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (2DOZq)

145 The next 24 hours on CNN:

"Is excess ice cream consumption a sign of insanity?"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (oVJmc)

146 OH LORD, Richard Gere sox fail... me haz teh sadz on dat.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (3BFzK)

147 Trump is obviously pretty sharp. Honest people would admit that even if they hate him.

Posted by: forest at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (/1c+O)

148 "genetics"

Now THAT, is racist!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (LWu6U)

149 Democrat Whip Steny Hoyer announced they would be no budget deal this week without DREAMER Amnesty.
--------------------------
Cool Beans. Its on like Donkey Kong. Looking forward to Dems explaining how Illegals come first in an American First era. Good to know Dems are as stupid as they look.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (YV+SU)

150 Might have Tourette's. Spontaneously shouts "shit hole", "shit house" in public. "Shit heads" when Democrats are near by.

Posted by: Spaceman at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (hHitl)

151 140 Some reporter just asked if Trump had any drug addiction problems!
Posted by: Guns Gardens and Yarn at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (znV6x)


If Melania's sweet ass is a drug, then the answer is definitely yes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (EjBda)


"Love is the drug..."

- - Roxy Music, '76

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (mbhDw)

152 It's over. Praise the Lord and pass the Diet Cokes.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (ul9CR)

153 One of the presstitutes literally asked for PDT's weight measurement.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (ul9CR)


"About twelve hundred pounds. Mostly wrought iron, steel cable, and recovered bull flesh, but of course the solid gold plating adds a bit."

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (y87Qq)

154 Is it true that the President's head is filled with doody?

Because I heard someone call him a doodyhead.

Doody

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (8ikIW)
..............

*giggles* you said doody.

President has a penis
First Lady has a vagina

they both go poop

Posted by: kindergarten kid at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (HgMAr)

155 Dear G-d. Was listening to this circus in the car. I may have had a mild rage stroke.

"Does the president have any addiction to drugs??"

Can't. Fucking.Even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (ptqGC)

156 These people are becoming a parody of themselves. How can anyone take them seriously?

Posted by: jmm at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (LpUfQ)

157
132 Some reporter just asked if Trump had any drug addiction problems!
___________________________________

Yes, he has incurable addition to . . . WINNING!!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (ATVNj)

158 If you were married to the Wookie, you would smoke ... a lot. So there is that.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (5U/Tz)

159 >>134 THIS is the most disgusting presser and show of bais by the washington press corp I ever saw

If you view them all as a steaming pile of shit it's kind of funneh.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (r9UYA)

160 Next, they will turn to Dr. Oz for a 2nd medical opinion.

With Dr. Phil chiming in.

Is Dr. Vinnie Boombatz still practicing?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (QLvwG)

161 Democrat 2018 Platform:

1. Illegal aliens over legal TAXPAYING citizens.
2. Increasing taxes on legal citizens to fund illegal aliens.
3. More regulations.
4. Trump mean and said shithole.


4B. ...and is a Racist. Saw that on some random TV show this morning. Guy said it over and over and over and over....

5. Let in all Muslims (ya gotta factor in Keith Ellison influence.)

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (eXZrW)

162 Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 04:29 PM (y87Qq)

LOL I meant to type "waist" measurement. One of them actually asked.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (ul9CR)

163 I want Trump to now not only respond with fuck DACA and Amnesty, but push a moratorium on ALL immigration from every country for 25 years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:26 PM (mbhDw)

Where are your meetings held? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (g4lFK)

164 "Could you suggest he be more like his predecessor? Exercise More?"

Perhaps he should smoke, snort coke, smoke weed, and suck penis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

165 "Eats & drinks. How is he in great health?

Doesn't smoke or drink.

Mic drop.
Posted by: rickb223"


Amazing how that gets glossed over in the health picture. There is a reason Mormons live so long.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (OD2ni)

166 154 Is it true that the President's head is filled with doody?

Because I heard someone call him a doodyhead.

Doody

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:17 PM (8ikIW)

_____________________________________


Doody. Honor. Country.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (ATVNj)

167 That was surreal.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (CPk08)

168 It would be comical if it was so stupid and at the same time consequential. We don't have anything remotely resembling a real media, it's just a clown show by halfwit partisans.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

169 Trump wants the retards on full display, and they eagerly oblige.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (Y3RqE)

170 I'm embarrassed to be an American these days. NOBODY who only knows of America since Trump got elected would depend on it when the chips were down.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (dZ756)

171 Wait, the press is seriously asking about Trump's sh*thole?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (ks6bw)

172 I'll only accept film evidence! Edited into 20-minute segments."

What do you have planned for the other 19min, 30 sec?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (7LY+6)

173
To the press:

In the immortal words of Robert Palmer, "you might as well face it, you're a-dic--"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (mbhDw)

174 " Edited into 20-minute segments."

show off. Any more than five is over indulgence. Remember, God is watching.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (LWu6U)

175 Their "Man God" never answered these kind of questions. For the love of God Obama's college records are still a state secret. They can go screw themselves.

Posted by: jmm at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (LpUfQ)

176 >>>All Navy DOCs are

lol
fact

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (eXISS)

177 Be interesting if Hoyer can keep all the libtards on the same page re this budget thing....they have to run and win in 8 months.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (5U/Tz)

178 Next, they will turn to Dr. Oz for a 2nd medical opinion.

With Dr. Phil chiming in.

Is Dr. Vinnie Boombatz still practicing?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (QLvwG)



We'll be hearing a diagnosis from noted "Science Guy" Bill Nye soon, I'll bet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (EjBda)

179 Actually my theory is advid golfers live longer because of the amount of walking they do. Even cart riders, especially when it's cart paths only.

The amount of golfers in their 80's would surprise you.
======
Not to mention the six hours they are away from the nagging wife . . .

Posted by: Bill Burr at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (FRXwX)

180 169 Trump wants the retards on full display, and they eagerly oblige.
Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (Y3RqE)


I can only imagine last week after that meeting when Dick "Les" Turdbin suddenly realized he was pantsed on national TV.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (mbhDw)

181 I am out of words. I've never heard anything like this in my life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (ptqGC)

182 Winning and Tiger's Blood is my secret.

Posted by: Charley Sheen at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (g4lFK)

183 drinks all those diet cokes"

When did that become worrisome?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (7LY+6)

184 One more time for everyone who freaked out last week when Trump said "I'll sign any bill you sent me"...

I TOLD YOU Dems were going to blow up any negotiations!

I TOLD YOU Dems were going to blow up any negotiations!

Dems have become full time hard core ideologues, and idealogues are incapable of negotiation. They demand all out victory all the time, and that means they either win everything, or more likely and more commonly, they lose everything.

It's why being a hard core ideologue is a poor percentage play.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (k1TUh)

185 THIS is the most disgusting presser and show of bias by the Washington press corp I ever saw



What was it that old Chinaman said, "When your enemy is making an ass of himself, don't interfere."

Posted by: Wilbur Long at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (GroCc)

186 I love Sanders ...she does a fantastic job

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (5y11N)

187 Who is the big black fella in the suit that follows Trump around with the Epipen in case he gets googly-eyes?

If Trump had broken his toe running down stairs in high heels with a cup of coffee, the media would have marched him out back and put him down like a broke-ass thoroughbred.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (bJ0w+)

188 ... actually, i don't really vent at all.

but this is a very good time not to start.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (Pg+x7)

189 With a President who loves this country in office, most Americans won't even notice a "shutdown". Even if it lasts six months. Trump will need to point out that it's cutting the deficit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (QQ+il)

190
176 >>>All Navy DOCs are

lol
fact
__________________________________

Female Navy docs too.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (ATVNj)

191 If Melania's sweet ass is a drug, then the answer is definitely yes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (EjBda)


"Love is the drug..."

- - Roxy Music, '76
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Wang Dang Sweet Poontang!
-- Gonzo

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (Hr+ZL)

192 Perhaps he should smoke, snort coke, smoke weed, and suck penis.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)


Especially suck penis. That's what gave Obama all his strength.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (EjBda)

193 It's that second scoop of ice cream. That's what's killing him.

Posted by: RKae at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (r817e)

194 who will rid me of this meddlesome priest, dilly dilly?

Posted by: schmoe scarborough at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (PvCxa)

195 Sarah taking it to the press regarding immigration, merit system, and hypocrisy.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (G0vdT)

196 "Are you going to talk to the WH chef?"

Doc should have said, "As long as they're not feeding him anything out of the previous First Lady's garden, he'll be fine."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

197 What do you have planned for the other 19min, 30 sec?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

A nap

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (8ikIW)

198 THIS is the most disgusting presser and show of bais by the washington press corp I ever saw
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (5y11N)

And considering how bad they have become in general, that's saying something.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (eXZrW)

199 The press at this point should be checking their own dementia and life expectancy. Fucking retards.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (0OmEj)

200 Our experts say the he is mentally unfit and about to die.

Like today.

Posted by: This is CNN at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (aT+Bx)

201 it's just a clown show by halfwit partisans.

Clown show and half wit would be a step up.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (FhXTo)

202 Female Navy docs too.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (ATVNj)

Well here is the point I shut up since I don't want to lose my Commission. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (5y11N)

203 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.
Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (5U/Tz)

Marlboro.

The cowboy, that is.

Posted by: Vanya at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (grjti)

204 What was it that old Chinaman said, "When your enemy is making an ass of himself, don't interfere."


Ah yes.

Shih Tzu

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (7LY+6)

205 always trust trump

never trust the media

it's really not hard people

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (nFwvY)

206 168 It would be comical if it was so stupid and at the same time consequential. We don't have anything remotely resembling a real media, it's just a clown show by halfwit partisans.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

But it is comical. They are terrified of the camps, the lampposts, helicopter rides.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (g4lFK)

207 Doctor, wouldn't you say the president is too big and gets in the way a lot?

Posted by: Sonobi: Ace Reporter at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (bMBZR)

208 I don't know how these folks hold press conferences. I would just point at the questioners and laugh. These fucking questions.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (H5knJ)

209 This press conference was brought to you by the letter B and the letter S.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (vDqXW)

210 It's that second scoop of ice cream. That's what's killing him.

Posted by: RKae at January 16, 2018 04:33 PM (r817e)

Or make him immortal... I am leaning toward immortal:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (geAkB)

211 Please please please let the (D)s demand pull-offs where mountains are visible be cordoned off during the shutdown.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (ks6bw)

212 184 One more time for everyone who freaked out last week when Trump said "I'll sign any bill you sent me"...

I TOLD YOU Dems were going to blow up any negotiations!

I TOLD YOU Dems were going to blow up any negotiations!

Dems have become full time hard core ideologues, and idealogues are incapable of negotiation. They demand all out victory all the time, and that means they either win everything, or more likely and more commonly, they lose everything.

It's why being a hard core ideologue is a poor percentage play.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 04:32 PM (k1TUh)



And Lindsay Grahamaphrodite also looked like a total jerk (yeah, day ending in "Y"), but it is sad that if Trump actually had a party behind him, we could roll everything from the past 50-100 years back in 6 months. Hawaiian judges notwithstanding.

But still.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (mbhDw)

213 What were those weights Barry struggled with? 10 pounders?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

214 WH doc to Jim Acosta:

He has chunks of guys like you in his stool.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (gC2IV)

215 By the way PDT is doning a better job than I ever expected

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (5y11N)

216 Will Trump barricade the House and Senate due to the shutdown? This is going to be great.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (YV+SU)

217 Do you have the TPS reports?

Posted by: Lumberg at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (EV/nK)

218 If cum were a strength hormone, Obama would be the strongest president ever.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (3BFzK)

219 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:27 PM (5y11N)

Stick around.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (RwBDG)

220 Did the press corpse ever ask Oblah-blah's doc about that scar on his skull? Wankers, the lot of them.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2018 04:22 PM (QLvwG)
.............

What scar? There's no scar.
*sprays more Toppik on head*

Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (HgMAr)

221 And there you gp. Sanders confirms that any DACA deal must include:

The wall
an end to chain migration
an end to the visa lottery

Dose those hair flames.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 04:35 PM (/tuJf)

222 Given:

Jackson said he sees the president nearly every day (because of the location of his office at the White House) and has several conversations with him per day. Jackson said Trump did "exceedingly well" on the cognitive exam.

Given:

In an insane world a sane man must appear insane." -- C. William King



Tell me again ... who is the insane party ?

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (e8kgV)

223 It's the end of the world as they know it

And he feels fine!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (tr2D7)

224 I didn't watch the whole thing, but I read some reporter asked:

Does President Trump's younger son Barron stress him out and is this dangerous for the country?

Really? Really?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (8+Ozj)

225 So what are the press going to run with? The President is overweight and has clogged arteries. Hillary is our only hope?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (a0IVu)

226 Hearing this press conference about Trump's health just makes me want to cry. Again.

Posted by: Cory Booker at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (398bZ)

227 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

Virginia Slims

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (oVJmc)

228 I wish the doc would have said ' The President is about fifty pounds over weight but we discovered that it was only as a result of his balls being so big'

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (2DOZq)

229 Press whore: "Why were Senators Perdue and Cotton in the meeting?"

Sarah: "Because the President invited them."

Press whore: Sets hair on fire

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

230 And the JEF was supposed to be the most transparent Administration evah

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (EV/nK)

231 They want to talk to the guy who cleans the White House toilets next:

Are there are skidmarks in the bowl?

What color would you describe those skidmarks?

Are they high on the back of the bowl, or low, near the bottom?

Are you from a shithole country and, if so, what do think about President Trump's immigration policies?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (ATVNj)

232 Perhaps he should smoke, snort coke, smoke weed, and suck penis.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)


And eat dog. Like the messiah. And everyone laughed at that.

Trump is in better health than me, and I'm decades younger. So that is rather depressing...for me.

The press obviously expected bad news, and since they didn't get it, are implying the docs lied. I guess people with Trump derangement syndrome will be in agreement. I just hope the independents see the batshit crazy. They will be more important than ever in elections.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (eXZrW)

233 What do you have planned for the other 19min, 30 sec?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

A nap
Posted by: Bruce"

Beats cuddling.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (7LY+6)

234 The dumb bells were in the 2-4 milliwatt range I mean pounds better known as a kilogram.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (3BFzK)

235 Every single person in the Trump administration, including his doctor, should always answer the exact same thing any time any MSM reporter asks any question:

"Shut your whore mouth."

So, the press conference would go like this:

"How can Trump be heathy and sane?"

"Shut your whore mouth."

"Doesn't he watch T too much?

"Shut your whore mouth."

etc.

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (42M22)

236 227 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

Virginia Slims
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (oVJmc)


Punk McAuliffe in drag with a Talulah Bankhead cigarette holder, and chemotherapy IV.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (mbhDw)

237 http://bit.ly/2DGxWek

The Media to Trump's Doctor

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (y3aQB)

238 The wheels of genetics grind slow, but after 60 is when they start. Nutrition and exercise are fun and all, but they start to get overtaken by genes by that point.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (zkB89)

239 With a President who loves this country in office, most Americans won't even notice a "shutdown". Even if it lasts six months. Trump will need to point out that it's cutting the deficit.
==========
pretty much everything that needs to, runs on automatic.

The stuff that isn't automatic is the stuff that involves them -the feds- "f'-ing" with us. So shut down should be quite a plus.

Posted by: simplemind at January 16, 2018 04:37 PM (BlOGI)

240 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.
Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:28 PM (5U/Tz)

Marlboro.

The cowboy, that is.

Posted by: Vanya at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (grjti)
.............

and Joe Camel occasionally.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (HgMAr)

241 So what are the press going to run with? The President is overweight and has clogged arteries. Hillary is our only hope?
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (a0IVu)



Is overweight mentioned in the 25th amendment? There may still be hope!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (EjBda)

242 Sanders is laying the press low...of course they will never report it that way

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (5y11N)

243 230 And the JEF was supposed to be the most transparent Administration evah
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (EV/nK)


They were transparent. Transparent frauds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

244 221 And there you gp. Sanders confirms that any DACA deal must include:

The wall
an end to chain migration
an end to the visa lottery

Dose those hair flames.
Posted by: JackStraw


it's probably a limited time offer. Act now! before prices increase!

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (nFwvY)

245 I'm surprised a press whore didn't ask: "Doctor, why isn't PDT as dreamy as his predecessor?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

246 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

He was a half brother. Gotta be Newports, or Kools

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (8ikIW)

247 I'm surprised a press whore didn't ask: "Doctor, why isn't PDT as dreamy as his predecessor?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

They basically did

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (5y11N)

248 Arf arf arf arf arf!

Posted by: Totally Healthy Hillary at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (pXQWt)

249 Trump doesn't drink or smoke so, yeah, he didn't bring into his 70s the organ damage some other 70 somethings might.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 16, 2018 04:38 PM (5bz7Q)

250 50-100 years

well, we would still have to fix the 17th.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (LWu6U)

251 The doctor should have asked: Raise your hand if you ever asked Clinton about possible STDs.

Now compare.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (vDqXW)

252 You know who totally didn't watch too much tv?Obama.Am I right?

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (LiyEm)

253 Apparently he Dorian Gray's what little sanity the press had left away from them.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (FhXTo)

254 And the JEF was supposed to be the most transparent Administration evah
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:36 PM (EV/nK)


And were the least transparent. Iirc, that has been reported by independent sources, with actual facts and everything.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (eXZrW)

255 this was long.
big macs and ice cream should have been served!

Posted by: concrete girl at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (eXISS)

256 250 50-100 years

well, we would still have to fix the 17th.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (LWu6U)


Okay. 103 years!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (mbhDw)

257 Barry smoked Kools.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (Y3RqE)

258 I guess he just doesn't meet the Hillary standard of perfect health and fitness. Maybe Trump should have a seizure getting into a car, or have people help him upstairs. Then they'd have to stop questioning his health.

Posted by: George LeS at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (+TcCF)

259 Press whore: "Doctor, why doesn't the President have a cool body man like Reggie?"

Doctor: "Because he isn't married to an ugly beard. Have you seen his wife? Rowr!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

260 Did they ever ask for anything about Obama's health?


Were they ever concerned about the amount of TV President NCAA Bracket was watching as he had HBO send him advanced releases of all their shows.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (lKs2v)

261 He was a half brother. Gotta be Newports, or Kools


Salems.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (QQ+il)

262 What kind of low-down racists attack an Orange-American brother like this?

#FakeSpews

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (U2yGD)

263 errrrr, smokeS Kools.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (Y3RqE)

264 No questions about dangerous fitness bands?

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (ATVNj)

265 "The enjoyment that President Trump experiences while watching the Gorilla Channel with his face four inches from the TV is greatly beneficial to his psychological well-being."

Posted by: Dr. Jackson at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (EjBda)

266 Did we ever see Slick Willie's health records?

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (tX3BM)

267 The Presstitutes are shitheels. We know what that is.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (5U/Tz)

268 last I checked they were still harassing the doc after 50 minutes.

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (Rf71G)

269 Pallets of cash on cargo planes in the night scream transparency.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (YV+SU)

270
For a while I smoked Rothman's because, Jewish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (mbhDw)

271 I always suspected Obama smoked ganja. Picked up habit from his youthful days in Indonesia. It's rather popular there especially in the madrasahs.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (a0IVu)

272 Somebody have a link to Obama talking about all the tv he watched?He watched every fucking thing.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (LiyEm)

273 I loved when a press whore asked why the doctor said PDT could easily serve a second term, if Trump told him to say it.

These people are scum of the earth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (ptqGC)

274 227 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

I always had him pegged for a Gauloises smoker.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (LWu6U)

275 "245 I'm surprised a press whore didn't ask: "Doctor, why isn't PDT as dreamy as his predecessor?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh"


He din't call on me.

Posted by: David Brooks at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (OD2ni)

276

Mr. Green Genetics

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (IqV8l)

277 I guess he just doesn't meet the Hillary standard of perfect health and fitness. Maybe Trump should have a seizure getting into a car, or have people help him upstairs. Then they'd have to stop questioning his health.

Posted by: George LeS at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (+TcCF)
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More, then it would you-gotta'-be-kiddin'-me laughable to question his health--and somebody could lose their cable show over talking about it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (vDqXW)

278 Didn't some guy named Wolff just put a book out that said Trump was mentally unstable? Was that a thing or am I imagining that?

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (CcNKy)

279 don't think for one second that Barron is not keeping score brother.

Posted by: x at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (nFwvY)

280 261 He was a half brother. Gotta be Newports, or Kools
------------
Salems.
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Do they still make Salem? Jeebuis, my mom smoked them and they were awful.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:42 PM (YV+SU)

281 274Penis.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 04:42 PM (LiyEm)

282 Did anybody ask about the detriment to Trump's health of watching too much Gorilla TV?

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2018 04:42 PM (U2yGD)

283 MSM:

Trump is mentally unfit for office. He should;d be removed form office.

Oh, we also figured out who is stealing the ice cream it is Trump. He has an extra key. He thought he was smarter than us but have been watching him. Day and night. He is crazy.

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2018 04:42 PM (MxEKc)

284 "57 Barry smoked Kools.

Posted by: davidt"


HEY HEY. WHO'S PUTTING THEIR KOOLS OUT ON MY FLOOR?

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at January 16, 2018 04:42 PM (OD2ni)

285 "Will you rule out any further cognitive assessments?"

A: "On him? yes.....On you? You just fucking failed."

Posted by: Dr. Darekill at January 16, 2018 04:42 PM (326rv)

286 Gah. I've got to bring the groceries in. Had to run in the house and vent with you guys before I had an aneurysm.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

287 Senator George t Trump needs to step down now. Shitting the state government up is un european. I want vice president Gore to take over the presidency.

Posted by: Nanzy Palsi at January 16, 2018 04:43 PM (3BFzK)

288 Surprise! You're all under arrest for HIPAA violations.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 16, 2018 04:43 PM (fXd4g)

289
The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

I always had him pegged for a Gauloises smoker.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest


He's a Playa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Player_&_Sons

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 04:43 PM (IqV8l)

290 Yes, I'm sure that his maintaining good health while dining poorly means he is a Sith Lord and should be removed from office.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 16, 2018 04:43 PM (e1mEI)

291 278 Didn't some guy named Wolff just put a book out that said Trump was mentally unstable? Was that a thing or am I imagining that?
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (CcNKy)

No. What's worse is somebody let him have access to the White House to write it. I, along with Gorka, would like to know whose idea this was.

I have my suspicions *Ivanka*

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 04:43 PM (g4lFK)

292 Who doesn't smoke a cigarette after a healthy night of anal sex?

Posted by: Dr. Weldon Shitpaski - Obama's doctor at January 16, 2018 04:44 PM (HgMAr)

293 Barry smoked Kools.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2018 04:39 PM (Y3RqE)
---
Was that the name of someone's dog?

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 04:44 PM (vDqXW)

294 You can take Salem out of the country, but...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:44 PM (7LY+6)

295 "I would like to assure this pack of slavering curs that Pres. Trump has never been near a choom van.....Suck on that."

Posted by: Dr. Darekill at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (326rv)

296 The clown show is over. Just wow.

Posted by: WisRich at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (G0vdT)

297 this plays like a Black Mirror episode

spoiler alert: deporables get marched to camps in the end

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (PvCxa)

298 I wish I was a reporter there.

Doctor, Because of the President's weight, would there be a problem if it were necessary to throw him in the back of a van like it was with Secretary Clinton?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (2DOZq)

299 Did we ever see Slick Willie's health records?

The lawyer for the STDs invoked confidentiality.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (oVJmc)

300 I'm Lilly white and smoked Salem lights to avoid having too fund other peoples habits in my younger years. (I quit 23 years ago after smoking for seven years). Every body else around me smoked Reds or Camels.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (0OmEj)

301 HEY HEY. WHO'S PUTTING THEIR KOOLS OUT ON MY FLOOR?
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at January 16, 2018 04:42 PM (OD2ni)

*golf clap*

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (wf3RQ)

302 Reporter: Can you explain to me how a guy who eats McDonald's and KFC and drinks all those diet cokes and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he's in?

McDonald's, KFC and Coca-Cola should all sue this twerp into oblivion.

These people act as if anyone who eats fast food or drinks soda is going to drop dead by 35. It's good food (except the diet cokes; they are shit) that you can live very well off of.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (8gDQu)

303 Was that the name of someone's dog?
Posted by: Axeman

You don't understand, Chunks is the name of my dog.

...Just the punchline...

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (8ikIW)

304 last I checked they were still harassing the doc after 50 minutes.
Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (Rf71G)


*facepalm*

I'd watch, but after a multi-day migraine with nauseousness to boot, I can't inflict that on my poor brain just yet. So thanks for the update.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (eXZrW)

305 Drug addiction?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 16, 2018 04:26

That one blew my mind. Anyone know which dumbass asked that?

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (lfXAE)

306 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.



I always had him pegged for a Gauloises smoker.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest


========

Barry smoked Virginis Slims 120s and penis...but mostly penis.... then a smoke.

Posted by: Nanzy Palsi at January 16, 2018 04:45 PM (3BFzK)

307 Maybe someone should start of Soap Opera and call it CNN? Oh, never mind.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:46 PM (YV+SU)

308 278 Didn't some guy named Wolff just put a book out that said Trump was mentally unstable? Was that a thing or am I imagining that?

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:41 PM (CcNKy)

Shitholes > Wolff's Dossier

Posted by: ShainS at January 16, 2018 04:46 PM (U2yGD)

309 i was really concerned Trump would die...
of laughter at this 'presser'

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:46 PM (t2Uf9)

310 It is funny, Rush nailed it.

first trump uses the donks as props in a "see, I'm ok upstairs demonstration" and then gets their most idiotically lefty members to admit they are all open borders nutjobs.

and the left still thinks they're winning as they flail around

Posted by: The Dr. Brake Bemoray at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (V3U1L)

311 what a bunch of tools. jeez, fuck them sideways with a pineapple.

Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (11H2y)

312 so are they rotten or what.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (t2Uf9)

313 TGE's health is great, just great, really terrific. Fit as a horse, and hung like one too, bigly.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

314 Did we ever see Slick Willie's health records?

BJ Clinton used to jog every day .... and was still in shit shape.

His wife had to dragged, unconscious, and thrown into a van like a slab of fatty meat. But the press spent the next month arguing that she was as fresh as a spring chicken.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (8gDQu)

315 Surprise! You're all under arrest for HIPAA violations."

You're under arrest...
and
You're under arrest...
and You....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (7LY+6)

316 and that doctor is all kinds of yummy.

Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (11H2y)

317 299 Did we ever see Slick Willie's health records?

"Monica said the Clenis was bent. Is it a concave or a convex bend, and what is the precise degree of the angle of the dangle?"

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (ul9CR)

318 " We wish to assure everyone that our President has taken steps to ensure continued good health.

Example: He won't go the fuck near obamacare. Then again, neither did obama."

Posted by: Dr. Darekill at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (326rv)

319 I need to start drinking because I am sooooo failing at taking my sox off.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 04:48 PM (3BFzK)

320 Kal Penn was my Rear Admiral.

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at January 16, 2018 04:48 PM (EV/nK)

321 The doctor should have stated, Trump is very Fit in mind and body.
I am concerned about Some of You out there though.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:48 PM (t2Uf9)

322 For the record that DOC had much more chess candy than I do or ever will have

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:48 PM (5y11N)

323 Trump might outlive me.

And I'm only 29!!!!!!1111!!!

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (iiixZ)

324 These people act as if anyone who eats fast food or drinks soda is going to drop dead by 35. It's good food (except the diet cokes; they are shit) that you can live very well off of.
-----------------
Besides Micky Dee not having any flavor, you can lose serious weight by eating three meals a day there. Don't know why you would want to, but you can. Especially if you stay away from the secret sauce (aka thousand island dressing).

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (YV+SU)

325 Example: He won't go the fuck near obamacare. Then again, neither did obama."
Posted by: Dr. Darekill

The same with our distinguished senators and reps

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (8ikIW)

326 well that was more thorough than My Doc has ever been.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (t2Uf9)

327 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (ul9CR)

It was Paula Jones that identified the left turn.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (2DOZq)

328 So, all I got to do is start eating junk food and STOP DRINKING



NOT IN THIS LIFE

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 04:50 PM (4u7kU)

329 It got her 800k.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:50 PM (2DOZq)

330 /Dog eater sock

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:50 PM (EV/nK)

331 You're all a bunch of fucking morons.

Next question.

Posted by: Trump's Ideal Doctor at January 16, 2018 04:50 PM (vDqXW)

332 It was Paula Jones that identified the left turn.

Obviously Clinton would be hard left.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

333 324 These people act as if anyone who eats fast food or drinks soda is going to drop dead by 35. It's good food (except the diet cokes; they are shit) that you can live very well off of.
-----------------
Besides Micky Dee not having any flavor, you can lose serious weight by eating three meals a day there. Don't know why you would want to, but you can. Especially if you stay away from the secret sauce (aka thousand island dressing).
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (YV+SU)

After that idiot Supersize Me fuckhead did his attention-whoring stunt, several other people did the same thing and either maintained their current state of health or actually lost weight in the process.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (NWiLs)

334 The doctor should have stated, Trump is very Fit in mind and body.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:48 PM (t2Uf9)


So, you're saying that President Trump has fits? O.M.G.!!

Posted by: MFM Shitholers at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (8gDQu)

335 "There have been many serious concerns raised about the Presidents' health. We would like to point out that, unlike his opponent, he never once went horizontal during the campaign..(offstage whispoering)....I need to make this corection, direct from President Trump:Number of times horizontal during campaign? Every damn night, with Melania...so we'll concede that point."

Posted by: Dr. Darekill at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (326rv)

336 Where was all this concern over Obama, a "former" cocaine and marijuana user, a smoker, and almost certainly gay/bisexual?

That doesn't even mention the rumors of Bammy having "the Slims," either...

Utterly amazing, the blatant displays of a double standard between former President Boyfriend and President Trump...

Posted by: acethepug at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (539ql)

337 Besides Micky Dee not having any flavor, you can lose serious weight by eating three meals a day there. Don't know why you would want to, but you can. Especially if you stay away from the secret sauce (aka thousand island dressing).
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (YV+SU)

It's all about portion control. You can lose plenty of weight on a shitty diet as long as you don't eat too much of it

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (mynhJ)

338 Genetics are an amazing thing, and most people know that they supercede lifestyle. Which is why scientists study these people.

Obviously, our reporters are so dumb, they don't know this, Or assumes the population doesn't. They might be right about the younger ones, who seem tomhave been educated with propaganda and not facts.

But yea, I know people in their 80s who have lived not one healthy day in their life nor exercised. And are very overweight and eat all the wrong things. Smoked Pall Malls for 20 years, but then stopped in 40s and lungs cleared themselves. They are fine. No cancer, heart disease, no illnesses...but genetics trump all in the end. Wish I was related.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (eXZrW)

339 Especially if you stay away from the secret sauce (aka thousand island dressing).
Posted by: Puddin Head

Hey, That was a fukcin secret!

..R McDonald...

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (8ikIW)

340 Dang, I missed the fun. Just turned it on to see Sarah Huckabee Sanders! finishing up.

However, big-mouthed Melissa Francis is looking pretty good in a pale green dress. So I've got that going for me. Which is nice. She even expressed similar sentiments about the press as we all did. Like, the press was disappointed. LOL







Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (8iiMU)

341 So, I'm guessing that Melania Mish is one healthy dish

Posted by: sofa saver at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (4u7kU)

342 Acosta, "doctor you say he's fine, but what about his hair?"

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (t2Uf9)

343
"75 Did the press corpse ever ask Oblah-blah's doc about that scar on his skull? "

Or about the semen in his ass.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 04:25 PM (OD2ni)


When the USS Barack H Obama is built -- and you know that one will be -- all the seamen's quarters will be located in its stern.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 04:52 PM (pNxlR)

344 I think part of the reason the press was allowed to ask all those questions is not only to get the health thing out of the way, but to allow the press to again be seen as to how completely biased and ludicrous they are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 04:52 PM (8+Ozj)

345 265 Posted by: Dr. Jackson at January 16, 2018 04:40 PM (EjBda)

Doc, I have seen the Gorilla Channel and it is WONDERFUL.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 04:52 PM (SzZnW)

346 Zombie Jim Fixx would like to testify to the importance of genetics.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (2DOZq)

347 333 324 These people act as if anyone who eats fast food or drinks soda is going to drop dead by 35. It's good food (except the diet cokes; they are shit) that you can live very well off of.
-----------------
Besides Micky Dee not having any flavor, you can lose serious weight by eating three meals a day there. Don't know why you would want to, but you can. Especially if you stay away from the secret sauce (aka thousand island dressing).
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (YV+SU)

After that idiot Supersize Me fuckhead did his attention-whoring stunt, several other people did the same thing and either maintained their current state of health or actually lost weight in the process.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (NWiLs)

His documentary was a fraud. He never released his journals of what he ate. It's known he ate at least 10 times what he said

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (g4lFK)

348 Fenelon, they only applaud themselves, no self evaluation required.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (t2Uf9)

349 333 324 These people act as if anyone who eats fast food or drinks soda is going to drop dead by 35. It's good food (except the diet cokes; they are shit) that you can live very well off of.
-----------------
Besides Micky Dee not having any flavor, you can lose serious weight by eating three meals a day there. Don't know why you would want to, but you can. Especially if you stay away from the secret sauce (aka thousand island dressing).
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (YV+SU)

After that idiot Supersize Me fuckhead did his attention-whoring stunt, several other people did the same thing and either maintained their current state of health or actually lost weight in the process.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (NWiLs)



Yeah, if you inhale half the menu every time you eat there of course you're gonna get fat.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (lKs2v)

350 They should prank the media.

Set them up. Let them run wild.

Then pull the rug out.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (oVJmc)

351 Eh...these people are silly.


Posted by: dananjcon at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (xqfqx)

352 Yes, ask about the President's cognitive ability - but no questions for Hillary when she would go into a brain freeze and have to have her big aid come out and prompt her to continue.

Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (5MLH0)

353 Well, the mentally unstable talking point got shot to hell. What will be the next Big Thing that the Dems can use to remove Trump from office?

Trump is an extraterrestrial?

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (CcNKy)

354 Dear Lord, these people hate Trump with the heat of ten thousand suns......

Good thing we elected him.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (Qi4hc)

355 Vultures. Every last one of them.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (qecJ3)

356 After that idiot Supersize Me fuckhead did his attention-whoring stunt, several other people did the same thing and either maintained their current state of health or actually lost weight in the process.
--------------------
I'd advise eating some salad. That is if you like moving your bowels. But, otherwise, it is sufficient in quantity and quality - stuff you learn being Officer of the Day in the Marines.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (YV+SU)

357 It truely was a "is Trump sane" moment?"

And, again, the MFM is smacked down so hard it cracks pavement.

Schandenboner to Pluto. (Which to totes a planet)

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (iiixZ)

358
It was Paula Jones that identified the left turn.


It always points toward the Kremlin

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (lKyWE)

359 They should prank the media.

Set them up. Let them run wild.

Then pull the rug out.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (oVJmc)


I think they just did.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (EjBda)

360 His documentary was a fraud. He never released his journals of what he ate. It's known he ate at least 10 times what he said
Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (g4lFK)

He consumed absurd amounts of food and soda, and entirely dropped his exercise routine. He rigged it deliberately to achieve the result he wanted.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (NWiLs)

361 if Trump had any drug addiction problems!

Not even bollards!

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (FhXTo)

362 When the USS Barack H Obama is built "

AP press release, May 2, 2056...
"The USS Barack Obama was rear ended by a Chinese oiler this weekend..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (7LY+6)

363 "it's called genetics."

The doctor is a white supremacist too?

Must be.

Posted by: barbarausa at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (ru28e)

364 "Monica said the Clenis was bent. Is it a concave or a convex bend, and what is the precise degree of the angle of the dangle?"

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (ul9CR)
.............

In medical terminology, just your basic warped shplib.

Posted by: Dr. Weldon Shitpanski - doctor to the Czars at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (HgMAr)

365 354 Dear Lord, these people hate Trump with the heat of ten thousand suns......

Good thing we elected him
----------------------
This! And he's doing a magnificent job at it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (YV+SU)

366 Besides Micky Dee not having any flavor, you can lose serious weight by eating three meals a day there. Don't know why you would want to, but you can. Especially if you stay away from the secret sauce (aka thousand island dressing).

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:49 PM (YV+SU)


I would want to. I grew up eating McDonald's (and Wendy's).

It's just a shame that the great fast food places have gone so far downhill. You can't get super-sized stuff at McDonald's anymore. They don't even fill their large fries up like they used to. And most fast food places take AGES to get the friggin food out, even though everything is coming out of a microwave these days. And they aren't cheap anymore, either.

I long for the days of real fast food ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (8gDQu)

367 When the USS Barack H Obama is built -- and you know that one will be -- all the seamen's quarters will be located in its stern.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 201

--It should be a submarine --for reasons other than the Carter IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (EV/nK)

368 The reporters are like those people who rant about something and have it pointed out to them that they got their facts wrong.

What? Yeah but still...

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (2DOZq)

369 The Doctor should have pointed to several reporters and say," i believe you and you and you , need a doctors evaluation this week."

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (t2Uf9)

370 Started out age 12 smokingor chewing whatever tobacco product Grandaddy Smif carried in his bib overall pocket next to his watch. Probably smoked less than a dozen cartons age 12 until boot camp age 19. Became a regular (half pack per day) then and never smoked much more than that. But I smoked Camels and PallMalls. No filter. Chewed tobacco the whole time. Quit smoking age 32 but still chewed when not at home. Quit that in 1984 and ate Copenhagen and Skoal until cancer age 56. Really quit nicotine then. Incentive.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (zLDYs)

371 Trump should wheel out some phony psychiatrist who looks like Freud and speaks with a German accent to comment on PDT's mental state.

It would be hilarious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (EjBda)

372 Well the good news is that the Russian Collusion story is collapsing faster than Hillary next to her van.

Posted by: An Observation at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (5MLH0)

373 Acosta, "doctor you say he's fine, but what about his hair?"
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (t2Uf9)



lol
How did we manage to go he 300 posts w/o the hair!!
I wonder if the press forgot too.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (eXZrW)

374 Gee booker is some booger ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (5y11N)

375 MSM:

Trump is mentally unfit for office. He should;d be removed form office.

Oh, we also figured out who is stealing the ice cream it is Trump. He has an extra key. He thought he was smarter than us but have been watching him. Day and night. He is crazy.

Posted by: Ripley

-----

You figured it out, using your geometric logic!

Posted by: RKae at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (r817e)

376 "316 and that doctor is all kinds of yummy.
Posted by: vivi"


That's why Obama requested a prostate check every day.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (OD2ni)

377 Trump should wheel out some phony psychiatrist who looks like Freud and speaks with a German accent to comment on PDT's mental state.

It would be hilarious.
Posted by: Cicero

Someone that looks like Professor Irwin Corey

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (8ikIW)

378 It's just a shame that the great fast food places have gone so far downhill. You can't get super-sized stuff at McDonald's anymore. They don't even fill their large fries up like they used to. And most fast food places take AGES to get the friggin food out, even though everything is coming out of a microwave these days. And they aren't cheap anymore, either.

I long for the days of real fast food ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (8gDQu)

You can still OK on the dollar menu, but the overall quality has declined. There also seems to be a lot more variance in quality from location to location, despite having centralized suppliers.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

379 I long for the days of real fast food ... "

Whataburger.

Seriously. Stuff is good.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 04:57 PM (7LY+6)

380 >>>>Yes, ask about the President's cognitive ability - but no questions for
Hillary when she would go into a brain freeze and have to have her big
aid come out and prompt her to continue.
.
.
.Or about the Minority leader of the House when she yells Wolf in a crowded theater.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 16, 2018 04:57 PM (Qi4hc)

381 Listening to Sarah Sanders take to the Democrat Activists With Bylines is pure pleasure.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 16, 2018 04:57 PM (ylUqT)

382 gumdrop, i figured we needed a little levityafter this shonda .

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 04:57 PM (t2Uf9)

383 Does the Russian Collusion Story wear Blue Glasses?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 04:57 PM (YV+SU)

384 316
and that doctor is all kinds of yummy.

Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (11H2y)
heh..see my comment at 2...I might have to watch him again, later tonight.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:57 PM (a0IVu)

385 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

And the best thing on their menu is over priced. Filet O Fish.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (2DOZq)

386 When the USS Barack H Obama is built -- and you know that one will be -- all the seamen's quarters will be located in its stern.



Kind of like the US S Harvey milk. A gaping hole amidships and leaking seamen from the stern.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (dSqvH)

387
Jackson said he has "no indication he has any cognitive issues."

Actually, Jackson said he has "no trouble at all remembering every single lie you hacks spew."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (vhupc)

388 "When the USS Barack H Obama is built -- and you know that one will be -- all the seamen's quarters will be located in its stern.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cyclin"


Great. We can bring back all of the jokes for the Harvey Milk School from back in the 80's and change them to USS Obama. Parking in the rear, etc.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (OD2ni)

389 384 316
and that doctor is all kinds of yummy.

Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2018 04:47 PM (11H2y)
heh..see my comment at 2...I might have to watch him again, later tonight.
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:57 PM (a0IVu)

With the old Magic Wand, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (NWiLs)

390 LOL,

FBN just showed a few lowlights of the press conference.

I really missed something!


"Does he wear dentures?"


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (8iiMU)

391

MAGA while eating KFC, McDonald's and Soda!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (fceHP)

392 The secret to Trumps! health?

Ketchup on steak

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (8ikIW)

393 With the old Magic Wand, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (NWiLs)
tsk...tsk...just appreciatively, that's all.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (a0IVu)

394 385 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

And the best thing on their menu is over priced. Filet O Fish.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (2DOZq)

Eh, I'm a McDouble or QPC man myself.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (NWiLs)

395
CNN: Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, a 25th Amendment decision has been delayed for a number of weeks. A concerned WH press corps asked the questions that so many Americans are asking today. Stay tuned for this issue of enormous consequence.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (2FqvZ)

396 Trump is an extraterrestrial?


Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (CcNKy)
...........

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (HgMAr)

397 Did they ask about the status of his Old Man Balls?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (XHw48)

398 MAGA while eating KFC, McDonald's and Soda!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (fceHP)

I had a first class meal on an Airline on Sunday...I would have killed for a Big Mac

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (5y11N)

399 until cancer age 56. Really quit nicotine then. Incentive.
Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2018 04:55 PM (zLDYs)



So glad you quit. Some people still don't...or can't. I don't know which. I used to smoke during college finals. I obviously don't have an addictive personality since I could pick up and then stop, so I don't totally understand addiction, and therefore try and mitigate my judgement.

But I'm really happy you could stop.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (eXZrW)

400 BTW - I am a loyal supporter of Colonel Sanders KFC. My only regret is they stopped serving greens as a side dish.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (YV+SU)

401 MAGA while eating KFC, McDonald's and Soda! "

Seriously - the diet soda thing just irritates me. Bad analysis masquerading as statistics is just....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (7LY+6)

402 HE'S A MANIAC!!! A DERANGED, UNHINGED FUCKING LUNATIC MANIAC MANIAC LUNATIC!!!

Posted by: Your Betters in the MSM at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (O5Q3r)

403 393 With the old Magic Wand, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:58 PM (NWiLs)
tsk...tsk...just appreciatively, that's all.
Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (a0IVu)

"Appreciatively," huh. That's what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (NWiLs)

404 Garret maybe his prostate?

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (t2Uf9)

405 Yeah this is why what D-Lamp said didn't bother me at all.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (4ErVI)

406 379 I long for the days of real fast food ... "

Whataburger.



I've been to sit down restaurants that are faster than Whataburger.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (dSqvH)

407 Morgan Spurlock is a Michael Moore wanna be

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (g4lFK)

408 Has the left doxed the doctor yet? By tomorrow they will be smearing him as a right-wing extremist that got his medical degree in some third world shithole.

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2018 05:01 PM (MxEKc)

409 396 Trump is an extraterrestrial?


Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (CcNKy)
...........

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (HgMAr)

Show him something in Sumerian and see if there's a flicker of recognition.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:01 PM (NWiLs)

410 Bring in a psychiatrist to a press conference with a slide show. Have him start listing bizarre unhinged behaviors of people, and give a possible diagnosis. Then put up the photo of the press person it matches. Acosta, April Ryan, WaPo and NYT reporters, Bill Kristol.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2018 05:01 PM (lKs2v)

411 I'm not a doctor but I play on tv.

Posted by: Juan Williams at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (bc2Lc)

412 "Do Your Balls Hang LOW, Mr. President!?"

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (XHw48)

413 The only thing I like at McDonalds is their Steak, Egg and Cheese Bagel. It actually has a taste. Don't know how they got hamburger to not have any taste. Weird.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (YV+SU)

414 405 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (4ErVI)

D-Lamp 2024....

because the media should need seconds anytime they go frenzy

Posted by: sven10077 at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (SzZnW)

415 Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:00 PM (dSqvH)

Faster, cheaper and better than Five Guys.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (2DOZq)

416
Juan Williams: This was just a cognitive function exam, not a real psychological exam.

Juan means, well, okay, he's not getting dementia, but he can still be batshit crazy otherwise. And this is the root of his dysgunction.

So, okay, his health is good, but it's still bad that he eats so much junk food and all that. It's dysfunctional, says Juan.

These people are going to drive me crazy, I think.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (8O3HH)

417 I've been to sit down restaurants that are faster than Whataburger."

But did they have spicy ketchup?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (7LY+6)

418 Has President Trump been thrown into a van like a side of beef? No? Fuck you.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (r9UYA)

419 412 "Do Your Balls Hang LOW, Mr. President!?"
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (XHw4


As a follow up, do they also wobble to and fro?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (NWiLs)

420 The only thing I like at McDonalds is their Steak, Egg and Cheese Bagel. It actually has a taste. Don't know how they got hamburger to not have any taste. Weird.


They stopped putting meat in them because an Indian vegan complained once.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (EjBda)

421 >>Juan Williams: This was just a cognitive function exam, not a real psychological exam.


Care to take one on live tv, Juan?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (XHw48)

422
Trump is an extraterrestrial?
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (CcNKy) ...........

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (HgMAr)



Scientist now believe the Moai of Easter Island once had orange hair

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (lKyWE)

423 Ask not what gainzz your country can achieve for you -- ask what gainzz you can achieve for your country.
-- D. J. Trumpius

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (DMUuz)

424 As a follow up, do they also wobble to and fro?"

Can you throw 'em over your shoulder?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (7LY+6)

425 CNN: Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, a 25th Amendment decision has been delayed for a number of weeks. A concerned WH press corps asked the questions that so many Americans are asking today. Stay tuned for this issue of enormous consequence.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (2FqvZ)


Rhetorical, but how can they still call themselves a news network? How?

Of course they are pushing the 25th amendment thing. Duh. Why am I even a little surprised.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (eXZrW)

426 Faster, cheaper and better than Five Guys.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (2DOZq)

you're doing it wrong

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (EV/nK)

427 Care to take one on live tv, Juan?
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (XHw4

he has on TV every day and has mostly failed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (5y11N)

428 Do your ___ hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (t2Uf9)

429 413 The only thing I like at McDonalds is their Steak, Egg and Cheese Bagel. It actually has a taste. Don't know how they got hamburger to not have any taste. Weird.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (YV+SU)

Their breakfast stuff ain't bad. I love the McGriddle, and the Sausage Egg McMuffin. I could eat those things all day.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

430 "407 Morgan Spurlock is a Michael Moore wanna be
Posted by: Monk"


Spurlock has his own Weinstein troubles now. Preening hypocrite scumbag. Of course, he is blaming the booze for his loutish behavior.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (OD2ni)

431 Willow,
Those aren't ears...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (7LY+6)

432 All this talk made me realize we hadn't heard anything from a Surgeon General in many years. I didn't even know who it was anymore.

Apparently Trump named some guy last year (so much for my hope of just doing away with the useless office), who knew?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

433 The thing to be on the look out is the term 'shake'. "Shakes" don't have any milk or cream in them. No one knows what they are made of. Some say pancake batter. They taste okay, but in twenty minutes your stomach is cramping. Weird. Avoid the Shakes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (YV+SU)

434 These people are going to drive me crazy, I think.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 05:02 PM (8O3HH)


If you pay any attention whatsoever to Juan Williams you're driving yourself crazy.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (2FqvZ)

435 That presser had the same sort of vibe as the old SNL skit aired during the Gulf War, in which a room full of lefty reporters were asking questions of an Army spokesman about American troop strength, morale, secret passwords, etc. etc. Idiotic and surreal.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2018 05:05 PM (XZTOa)

436 Anon, i was just helping garett clean stuff up.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 05:05 PM (t2Uf9)

437 Pelosi hasn't been able to string 2 coherent words together for a few years, yet they salivate for her to be speaker again.

Posted by: GregV61 at January 16, 2018 05:05 PM (+5nuR)

438 The whole D-Lamp thing was kinda unfortunate.

Would I have said it? Probably not, but I've likely inferred it in other comments.

We've all thought the same thing and you know it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:05 PM (4ErVI)

439 As a follow up, do they also wobble to and fro?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM


"Mr. President! Mr. President! Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?"

Posted by: Jim Acost-a'You at January 16, 2018 05:05 PM (DMUuz)

440 I only work Blue, Willow.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:05 PM (XHw48)

441 Why doesn't Flake accuse the Democrats of sounding like Stalin with the MO of accusing opponents of mental instability?

Oh that's right, Flake is like Stalin in that respect.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (2DOZq)

442 409 396 Trump is an extraterrestrial?

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 04:54 PM (CcNKy)
...........

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 04:59 PM (HgMAr)

Show him something in Sumerian and see if there's a flicker of recognition.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:01 PM (NWiLs)
--------------------------
I bet Trump could build a pyramid with his MIND!

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (CcNKy)

443 433 The thing to be on the look out is the term 'shake'. "Shakes" don't have any milk or cream in them. No one knows what they are made of. Some say pancake batter. They taste okay, but in twenty minutes your stomach is cramping. Weird. Avoid the Shakes.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (YV+SU)

Frosty > BK shakes > McDonalds shakes

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (NWiLs)

444 One bright sunny morning the media will awake and discover its audience is a guy named Steve living in Dubuque.

Posted by: IanDeal at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (qcIL3)

445 Trump only has to play to his base. The left has to play to everyone. So they get caught up in lies and bullshit.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (RwBDG)

446 April Ryan, I think it was, wanted to know exactly how big are the President's hands. She sounded like it was an urgent need to know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (ylUqT)

447 we hadn't heard anything from a Surgeon General in many years."

Hard to believe it's been 20 years since "Eric Clapner"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (7LY+6)

448 you know what? If i hadn't watched the media lose their minds so overtly the last couple of years I would have never believed it.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (t2Uf9)

449 Frosty > BK shakes > McDonalds shakes

Steak N Shake

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

450 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (NWiLs)

Can't beat the 99 cent price either.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (2DOZq)

451 The Face on Mars was Trump's!

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (CcNKy)

452 22 Actually I would really like to know Melania's exercise routine..we are almost the same age and I would love to know what works for her.
Posted by: IC


If they had a live feed of her working out, I'd watch that. Especially if she did the new fad, "Twerkercise."

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (42M22)

453 "Juan Williams: This was just a cognitive function exam, not a real psychological exam.



Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear"

Somebody remind me why the right saved this guy after the left threw him overboard for bad-think. He learned nothing and should have be left to drown.

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (MxEKc)

454 447 we hadn't heard anything from a Surgeon General in many years."

Hard to believe it's been 20 years since "Eric Clapner"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (7LY+6)

And teaching the chiiiiowdren how to masturbate.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (NWiLs)

455
447 we hadn't heard anything from a Surgeon General in many years."

Hard to believe it's been 20 years since "Eric Clapner"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (7LY+6)


"I suppose that everybody has to die from sumpthin ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (pNxlR)

456 The msm what are they good for? Absolutely nothing. To be honest, PDT is in better shape than my 29yo self.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (pzA2L)

457 we hadn't heard anything from a Surgeon General in many years."

Just keep masturbating

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (5y11N)

458 Hmmm. Now they are saying 2-4 inches of snow tomorrow and I'm in the "local amounts may be higher" area.

Hmmm.

Mayhap we may actually get some snow.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (dEQP3)

459 I HAD THE FLU AND POWERED THROUGH!!! I WAS ALSO FIFTY POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND TWITCHED A LOT!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (O5Q3r)

460 We had a truck stop where I went to college and they had the Bullseye Burger. This was a delicious greasy hamburger with cheese, and all the trimmings with a fried runny egg on top. Absolutely heaven. Especially around 3:00 in the morning.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (YV+SU)

461 And teaching the chiiiiowdren how to masturbate.
Posted by: Insomniac

There's a school for that?

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (8ikIW)

462 >>Apparently Trump named some guy last year (so much for my hope of just doing away with the useless office), who knew?

A young black guy who is both a gun owner and focused on promoting safe gun ownership and not gun control.

Because Trump is a racist.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (/tuJf)

463 OK, I'll bite, what was the D-lamp thing? I missed that one.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (y87Qq)

464 449 Frosty > BK shakes > McDonalds shakes

Steak N Shake
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

I was only including fast food joints. I've also been salty about Steak n Shake ever since they took their lime freeze off the menu. Bastards.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:09 PM (NWiLs)

465 438 The whole D-Lamp thing was kinda unfortunate.

Would I have said it? Probably not, but I've likely inferred it in other comments.

We've all thought the same thing and you know it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:05 PM (4ErVI)


No I have never thought about using ace's website to urge others to go out and commit assault against reporters.

You know what happened not that long after that shit head got the banning he deserved? That nut job went and shot a reporter on the air. The fucker D-Lamp probably beat off to that story and hoped it would happen again.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2018 05:09 PM (lKs2v)

466


Funny how we haven't heard anything from Debbie Wasserman Schultz in a long time.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 05:09 PM (lKyWE)

467 452 22 Actually I would really like to know Melania's exercise routine..we are almost the same age and I would love to know what works for her.
Posted by: IC

If they had a live feed of her working out, I'd watch that. Especially if she did the new fad, "Twerkercise."

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 05:07 PM (42M22)

Melania doing the Wii routine would break the internet.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:09 PM (4ErVI)

468 Put me out there next time. Wait 'til they get a load of me.

Posted by: Dr. Jerome Adams at January 16, 2018 05:09 PM (bc2Lc)

469 That extra-solar asteroid that zoomed through our solar system?

The Home World checking in on Trump.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (CcNKy)

470 461 And teaching the chiiiiowdren how to masturbate.
Posted by: Insomniac

There's a school for that?
Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (8ikIW)

Yeah. Journalism.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (NWiLs)

471 448 you know what? If i hadn't watched the media lose their minds so overtly the last couple of years I would have never believed it.
--------------------------
I know. How do you escape that as a professional? Do they just reload more immature dweebs fresh from college with all the right ideas or do they have some standards?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (YV+SU)

472 They wanted the Dr. to sound like my kid brother when we played "Emergency Room" (not Doctor!) when we were kids and he would get to be Dr. Joe Gannon.

The neighbor kids would wheel me into the driveway on a chaise lounge they had pushed down the block, making ambulance sounds all the way.

Brother, pretending to take my pulse:

"This patient will die in 5 minutes."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (ZM2xo)

473 you know what? If i hadn't watched the media lose their minds so overtly the last couple of years I would have never believed it.
Posted by: willow
---------

It's been metastasizing ever since Cronkite. Some would say since Duranty.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (w1zJX)

474 Frosty > BK shakes > McDonalds shakes

Steak N Shake
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



DQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (dSqvH)

475 Those ancient astronaut theorists don't even agree what the pyramids were: energy sources? beacons? both?

The truth is Trump built them just to fuck with them

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (EV/nK)

476 Trump should wheel out some phony psychiatrist who looks like Freud and speaks with a German accent to comment on PDT's mental state.

It would be hilarious.
Posted by: Cicero

Someone that looks like Professor Irwin Corey
Posted by: Bruce

----

No! BROTHER THEODORE!

Posted by: RKae at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (r817e)

477 Melania doing the Wii routine would break the internet."

Hula hoop girl ver 2.0...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (7LY+6)

478 Funny how we haven't heard anything from Debbie Wasserman Schultz in a long time.

Another scandal the FBI buried.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

479 Rod Ingersol, I have 2 Whataburgers less than 10 minutes oppsit directions from my house. I drive past a McD, Taco Bell, and Sonic getting to either Whataburger.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (zLDYs)

480 The thing to be on the look out is the term 'shake'. "Shakes" don't have any milk or cream in them. No one knows what they are made of. Some say pancake batter. They taste okay, but in twenty minutes your stomach is cramping. Weird. Avoid the Shakes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:04 PM (YV+SU)


McDonald's milkshakes used to be one of the greatest inventions in the history of mankind. THey were fantastic. And I never had any stomach cramps from them.

I don't know why you hate McDonald's so much. It sucks now - though the food still tastes great if they do it right - but it used to be the best. And it used to be cheap. And it used to be fast.

I never had any stomach issues or anything of the sort from McDonald's (and I ate TONS of McDonald's stuff). Maybe your stomach is just overly sensitive?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (8gDQu)

481 Waaahhh, when is he going to die. tomorrow???

Posted by: maroon reporter at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (Wa5hI)

482 Melania doing the Wii routine would break the internet.




Melania doing the shuffle dance would be an epic meltdown.

Posted by: Wilbur Long at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (GroCc)

483 470 461 And teaching the chiiiiowdren how to masturbate.
Posted by: Insomniac

There's a school for that?
Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 05:08 PM (8ikIW)

Yeah. Journalism.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (NWiLs)


Julliard

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (lKs2v)

484 You just know Chris Cuomo will be all "He can't lift like ME! I challenge PDT to try to keep up with one of MY workouts!!" tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (ptqGC)

485 474 Frosty > BK shakes > McDonalds shakes

Steak N Shake
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



DQ.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (dSqvH)

I disagree, but their Blizzards are the shizznit.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (NWiLs)

486 Trump should challenge Hillary to a foot race .

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (BHMfA)

487 I thought everyone agreed Hate Shakes are the best.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (2DOZq)

488 I knew he looked familiar, I knew that Doctor when he was stationed at the Sub Base in Groton, CT.

He was DEVRON's Tweleve's Doc IIRC.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (Qi4hc)

489 No I have never thought about using ace's website to urge others to go out and commit assault against reporters.

You know what happened not that long after that shit head got the banning he deserved? That nut job went and shot a reporter on the air. The fucker D-Lamp probably beat off to that story and hoped it would happen again.

Posted by: buzzion at January 16, 2018 05:09 PM (lKs2v)

I wasn't talking about posting it on the site.

The reporter shooting had nothing to do with politics unless you mean identity politics and that's on the Left's hands.

Show me the connection between the reporter shooting and D-Lamp's comments.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (4ErVI)

490 Somebody remind me why the right saved this guy after the left threw him overboard for bad-think. He learned nothing and should have be left to drown.
------------------
He is annoying.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (YV+SU)

491 DQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:10 PM (dSqvH)



I disagree, but their Blizzards are the shizznit.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:11 PM (NWiLs)
DQ blizzards are a bazillion calories of yumminess.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (a0IVu)

492 Friendly's has the best shake.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (XHw48)

493 Psychologically, Trump is a narcissist....maybe even NPD.

Thing is, so are most movie stars, journalists, presidents, and CEOs. Obama definitely was. But some people hide it better. Trump is a bull in a china shop. He always has been. Problem for the press is they can't understand that people knew this going in, so their hysterics aren't doing anything to change people's minds. It's driving them 'round the bend.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (eXZrW)

494 Funny how we haven't heard anything from Debbie Wasserman Schultz in a long time.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic


Nor Donna Brazille.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (dSqvH)

495 In n out added their first menu item in years, hot chocolate.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (6Ll1u)

496 /damn sock

Jack in the Box shakes are good.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:13 PM (EV/nK)

497 Next year they will have some witch doctor there in the press corps wanting to sniff R Admiral Jacksons fingers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 05:13 PM (BtQd4)

498 492 Friendly's has the best shake.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (XHw4

I just remember their clam chowder being really good. No Friendly's down here.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:13 PM (2DOZq)

499 Scientist now believe the Moai of Easter Island once had orange hair

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 05:03 PM (lKyWE)


Show him something in Sumerian and see if there's a flicker of recognition.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:01 PM (NWiLs)

--------------------------
I bet Trump could build a pyramid with his MIND!

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at January 16, 2018 05:06 PM (CcNKy)
...........

On time and under budget!

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 05:13 PM (HgMAr)

500 "492 Friendly's has the best shake.
Posted by: garrett"


The Fribble was awesome. And it cam in that great cup that my brother used to steal.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 05:13 PM (OD2ni)

501 487 I thought everyone agreed Hate Shakes are the best.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (2DOZq)


The Chik-Fil-A cookies and cream shake reigns supreme. I guess I don't put them in the same category as McDonalds et al.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

502 Hate Shakes are the best but Blizzards are also delicious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 05:14 PM (dEQP3)

503 For burgers 'n' shakes in the Seattle area, ya gotta go to Dick's!

They're putting in a new one (FINALLY!) down in my neck of the woods!

Posted by: RKae at January 16, 2018 05:14 PM (r817e)

504 FDR was in a freakin' WHEELCHAIR for years and the Democrat-sympathizing media totally hid it from the public.

He also was openly living with another woman not his wife, while his wife was in an open lesbian relationship -- and again the media totally hid it from the public.

Were it not for Matt Drudge, they would have hidden the fact that Clinton was boffing a 19-year-old in the Oval Office almost daily.

And yet they go apoplectic in their attempt to find the tiniest thing about Trump/

Quite hilarious that they can't find anything.

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 05:14 PM (42M22)

505 you know what? If i hadn't watched the media lose their minds so overtly the last couple of years I would have never believed it.
Posted by: willow
---------


Totally agree. If you told me a year ago this would still be going on and escalating I'd have been doubtful. Now I'm doubtful it will ever stop.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:15 PM (eXZrW)

506 >>Hate Shakes are the best but Blizzards are also delicious.


Ever had a Banana Nut Whip?

No kidding.

They make them at DQ, just not on the menu.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (XHw48)

507 "I just remember their clam chowder being really good. No Friendly's down here.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol"


Our last Friendly's closed about five years ago. Weirdly enough, IHOP opened nearby and it is always packed at all times of the day. Roy Rogers is making a comeback here too (Maryland).

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (OD2ni)

508 I love a good lime freeze.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (tcwn1)

509 Quite hilarious that they can't find anything.
Posted by: zombie


There's got to be a chink in his armor...

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (8ikIW)

510 I've never had a Hate Shake, because the Hate Chicken Sandwiches always fill me up

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (EV/nK)

511 Best shakes and sundaes? My house. Homemade. with real fruit. great ice cream with no air or water for filler. Just milk.

Nice and creamy.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (RwBDG)

512 Saw Acosta earlier shouting questions at the president. DJT points his finger and say, out. Sarah needs to ignore him from here on out.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (gC2IV)

513 Sonic's shakes are better than DQ's, but DQ Blizzards are awesome. Chick-fil-A shakes are great too.

Posted by: no good deed at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (eIQHF)

514 Actually I would really like to know Melania's exercise routine..we are almost the same age and I would love to know what works for her.




You know they just hate how much pandering and lying they had to do to make Michelle attractive and then here comes Melania.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (BHMfA)

515 Dan Bonino-Tweet:

Any faith you had in the media should immediately be flushed down the toilet after the horrifying questions they asked at the press briefing. After than I'm more worried about the media's mental health than the Presidents.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (8+Ozj)

516 An Australian investigative journalist who is a retired police detective said Tuesday he has been asked to provide the FBI with details about multiple allegations of mishandling millions of dollars contributed to the Clinton Foundation by the Aussie government.

Whats that in the water blood or Hillary shit

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 05:17 PM (BtQd4)

517 509 Quite hilarious that they can't find anything.
Posted by: zombie


There's got to be a chink in his armor...

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (8ikIW)

How that chink got into his armor he'll never know.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:17 PM (NWiLs)

518 Funny how we haven't heard anything from Debbie Wasserman Schultz in a long time.

Another scandal the FBI buried.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
----------

What about the move by Lois Lerner to suppress the release of her depositions given in the class action lawsuits against her?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:17 PM (nBBdT)

519 I seem to recall Clinton was quite the lover of junk food.

Oh, and Obama never quit smoking.

But yeah, we need to get all over this guy who has never smoked or drank a day in his life.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 16, 2018 05:17 PM (fftfA)

520 "Actually my theory is advid golfers live longer because of the amount of walking they do. Even cart riders, especially when it's cart paths only.

The amount of golfers in their 80's would surprise you."

You can laugh if you want, but a round of golf even with a cart burns a lot of calories. Oh, and by the way, Trump would absolutely humiliate Obama in a round of golf. He has (or at least he had one, don't know what being President has done to that) a single digit handicap. Trust me, that's not a pro, but it's pretty damn fierce. And as a golf magazine put it a number of years ago, "He absolutely KNOWS he is going to make every 20 foot putt he takes. How good would we be if we had that kind of confidence?"

Posted by: RM at January 16, 2018 05:17 PM (U3LtS)

521 Sonic has a happy hour for dessertaholics. .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (2DOZq)

522 >>>Reporter: Can you explain to me how a guy who eats McDonald's and KFC and drinks all those diet cokes and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he's in?


What an idiot. Just because you eat fast food doesn't mean you're Morgan Spurlock. And the only negative effect of diet sodas is psychological. Some people think it gives them license to indulge and they stop keeping track of calories.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (/qEW2)

523 you know what? If i hadn't watched the media lose their minds so overtly the last couple of years I would have never believed it.

Posted by: willow
...........

Even my 86 year old Mom (registered Democrat) is calling them idiots now. It's so cute.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (HgMAr)

524
CfA and a hate shake for lunch tomorrow it is!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (pNxlR)

525 Wouldn't it have been great if the doc said "I perscribed the president THREE scoops"...?

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (azcrj)

526
There's got to be a chink in his armor...

Posted by: Bruce


(Slanty-eyed coolie with buck teeth and a queue sticks head out of suit-of-armor in a White House hallway):

"What the heck am I doing in here?"

Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (42M22)

527 You know they just hate how much pandering and lying they had to do to make Michelle attractive and then here comes Melania.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (BHMfA)
Yeah, and they do their best to ignore her ..have to read the Daily Mail to find out what she is up, what she wears, etc

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 05:19 PM (a0IVu)

528 .'Dr, why aren't Trump's lips that lush shade of violet that totes healthy Preezy Boyfriend boasted? Is Trump anemic?

Posted by: Hyperventilating Presstard at January 16, 2018 05:19 PM (Rf71G)

529 >> Obama never quit smoking.


I used to give him an Altoid and tell him to pretend it was a Menthol.

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 16, 2018 05:19 PM (XHw48)

530 There's got to be a chink in his armor




He has none because he simply does not care what they say or think. Dude has crazy thick skin.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 16, 2018 05:19 PM (BHMfA)

531 As a rule we are real careful the monkey label and past presidents here in the US.
https://althouse.blogspot.com/2018/01/isnt-it-nice-that-germans-can-feel.html

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 05:19 PM (BtQd4)

532 I really do miss the Reese's Pieces Sundaes at Friendly's.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:20 PM (XHw48)

533 He has none because he simply does not care what they say or think. Dude has crazy thick skin.
Posted by: katya

I think he puts in a 18 hour day as normal.

Posted by: Bruce at January 16, 2018 05:20 PM (8ikIW)

534 "What the heck am I doing in here?"
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (42M22)

*snort* The Secret Service has some 'splainin to do!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:20 PM (NWiLs)

535 Doctor, are you saying that Donald Trump is the Undead?

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Vampire Hunter at January 16, 2018 05:21 PM (oVJmc)

536 Now Procter & Gamble is lecturing us about not being nice enough to gay teenagers AND Muslims.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (nILVB)

537

mmm... These pop tarts are really good.

Posted by: Wilbur Long at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (GroCc)

538 His documentary was a fraud. He never released his journals of what he ate. It's known he ate at least 10 times what he said

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 04:53 PM (g4lFK)
---
You can tell right from the start that his methodology was off. He said people walk an average of x paces a day, and then he said he couldn't walk any more paces than that.

That's not how averages work.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (vDqXW)

539 The doctor said that Trump regularly sleeps 4 or 5 hours a night.

He didn't say it was because of the Melania exercise program

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (EV/nK)

540 536 Now Procter & Gamble is lecturing us about not being nice enough to gay teenagers AND Muslims.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (nILVB)

So how are supposed to react when a muslim kills a gay teenager?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

541 Michelle said he quit smoking several years ago. When asked when, she didn't know when as she said she had never seen him smoke.

Does this make any sense to you? None to me.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (tcwn1)

542 I don't know if Trump is a narcissist since the biggest symptom is believing you are still right even after being proven wrong.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:23 PM (2DOZq)

543 526
There's got to be a chink in his armor...

Posted by: Bruce

(Slanty-eyed coolie with buck teeth and a queue sticks head out of suit-of-armor in a White House hallway):

"What the heck am I doing in here?"
Posted by: zombie at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (42M22)

zombie is my dad?

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:23 PM (g4lFK)

544 I read the Obama linrary is gonna have a kitchen in it...b/c of Michelle I guess. I thought it was a joke, but it is true.
Forget the fact her food program was an absolute joke and failure, why the hell would you put that in a Presidential library? My brain envisions one of those toy kitchens kids have.



Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:23 PM (eXZrW)

545 What would be awesome would be if Trump entered American Ninja Warrior and climed Mt. Midoryama while Barron, Ivanka and Melania cheered him on.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:23 PM (XHw48)

546 525 Wouldn't it have been great if the doc said "I perscribed the president THREE scoops"...?
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 16, 2018 05:18 PM (azcrj)


That's what they're really pissed off about. He can eat junk food and not have health problems.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 16, 2018 05:23 PM (h2Bdk)

547 Dammit!

Library.

No idea what a Linrary is.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:24 PM (eXZrW)

548 As Insty said; choose the form of your destroyer.


Bam

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2018 05:24 PM (iiixZ)

549
Any faith you had in the media should immediately be flushed down the toilet after the horrifying questions they asked at the press briefing. After than I'm more worried about the media's mental health than the Presidents.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (8+Ozj)

Exactly. They have given up any semblance of journalistic integrity, and are frothing-at-the-mouth apologists for the Left and its agenda.

I am learning to be at peace with their neuroses, but I admit, I need prayer to forgive that traitor who is trying to run for office in Maryland. Chelsea Handler or Manning or something. The evil that person did, and the fact that he has the gall to run for office, despite the real harm he did makes me very, very upset.

Posted by: moki at January 16, 2018 05:24 PM (V+V48)

550 So how are supposed to react when a muslim kills a gay teenager?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)
---
No condemnation. We don't condemn the Muslim for killing him, and we don't condemn the kid for bleeding out.

Win-win.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (vDqXW)

551 Did I miss the comments where we are reminded that Bill Clinton would jog to McDonalds?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (2DOZq)

552 So I googled news on Melania Trump and sure enough, all negative...how she is in an arranged marriage to how she is not 'America First' because her fashions sense is very European.

*eye roll*

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (a0IVu)

553 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

Pole?

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Vampire Hunter at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (oVJmc)

554 The doctor said that Trump regularly sleeps soundly 4 or 5 hours a night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (cp1if)

555 Reporter: Can you explain to me how a guy who eats McDonald's and KFC and drinks all those diet cokes and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he's in?

Doctor: It's called genetics covfefe.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (ATVNj)

556 544 I read the Obama linrary is gonna have a kitchen in it...b/c of Michelle I guess. I thought it was a joke, but it is true.
Forget the fact her food program was an absolute joke and failure, why the hell would you put that in a Presidential library? My brain envisions one of those toy kitchens kids have.



Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:23 PM (eXZrW)

Will they have the jicama shreds and fat-free ranch?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (NWiLs)

557 I've never had a Hate Shake, because the Hate Chicken Sandwiches always fill me up
Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:16 PM (EV/nK)



You order the Hate Shake to go after you eat the Sammich of Oppression and take it with you to have later.

*the More You Know shooting star*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (dEQP3)

558 He has none because he simply does not care what they say or think. Dude has crazy thick skin.
Posted by: katya


Give me 4 or 5 billion dollars & see how thick my skin gets.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (dSqvH)

559 "He absolutely KNOWS he is going to make every 20 foot putt he takes. How good would we be if we had that kind of confidence?"
Posted by: RM at January 16, 2018 05:17 PM (U3LtS)

Yeah. Imagine being forced into playing a round with 'dog eater'. You know he pencil-whips all his scorecards!

IIRC- Trump's handicap is low single-digits (want to say 5 but ain't looking it up)...

Posted by: texcat at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (wf3RQ)

560 The Presstitutes wouldn't even tell us what fucking brand King Putt smoked.

Pole?
Posted by: Jim Acosta
---------------

I'll take 'Virginia Slims', for $1000 Alex.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (cp1if)

561 So how are supposed to react when a muslim kills a gay teenager?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

--If you are Trump you troll Theresa May

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (EV/nK)

562 Reporter: Can you explain to me how a guy who eats McDonald's and KFC and drinks all those diet cokes and never exercises is in as good a shape as you say he's in?


Midichlorians.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (QQ+il)

563 558 He has none because he simply does not care what they say or think. Dude has crazy thick skin.
Posted by: katya


Give me 4 or 5 billion dollars & see how thick my skin gets.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (dSqvH)

They don't call it "fuck you money" for nothing.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

564 532 I really do miss the Reese's Pieces Sundaes at Friendly's.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:20 PM (XHw4

If you have Bluebell Ice Cream in your neck of the woods, they make single serve cups. Buy a bag of Reese's pieces, some Reddi Whip, Hershey's syrup and go to town!

Posted by: moki at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (V+V48)

565 I probably have three scoop genetics. My ancestors lived 100, 92, 87 and counting years. We'll see!

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (azcrj)

566 Now Procter & Gamble is lecturing us about not being nice enough to gay teenagers AND Muslims.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (nILVB)

So how are supposed to react when a muslim kills a gay teenager?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)


Uh, duh. We are supposed to blame ourselves.
People are stupid and know nothing about Islam. If they did they would realize this is a Muslim being a Muslim.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (eXZrW)

567 I'll take 'Virginia Slims', for $1000 Alex.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (cp1if)
_______________________________________

Daily Double!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (ATVNj)

568 550 So how are supposed to react when a muslim kills a gay teenager?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

I thought after the Pulse nightclub attack we were supposed to blame the Right for making repressed homosexuals murderous by suppressing them.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (2DOZq)

569 Face palm
My Rep congressman among a bunch of other Republicans is petitioning President Trump to reinstate Global warming as a National Security strategy

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (aC6Sd)

570 OT- can anyone confirm?!

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/
2018/01/15/new-california-declares-
independence-from-rest-of-state/

Posted by: pogomip at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (OJvt/)

571 I thought after the Pulse nightclub attack we were supposed to blame the Right for making repressed homosexuals murderous by suppressing them.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (2DOZq)
---
Good point. But the right answer is: blame Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (vDqXW)

572 Give me 4 or 5 billion dollars & see how thick my skin gets.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (dSqvH)

They don't call it "fuck you money" for nothing.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:27 PM (NWiLs)



It's not just the fuck you money part of it.

It's that this is what Trump decided to do with his retirement.

This isn't the pinnacle achievement of his life. Trump's bio is "and then he decided, what the hell, I'll be President."

Behold his field for it is barren.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (dEQP3)

573 >>If you have Bluebell Ice Cream in your neck of the woods, they make single serve cups. Buy a bag of Reese's pieces, some Reddi Whip, Hershey's syrup and go to town!



It was so much more than that. Peanut butter sauce, marshmallow sauce, three flavors of ice cream, hot fudge, whipped cream and Reese's.

And a cute girl in a hokey apron made it for you.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (XHw48)

574 It's rumored that Bill Clinton also smoked cigars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (cp1if)

575 Psychologically, Trump is a narcissist....maybe even NPD.

Thing is, so are most movie stars, journalists, presidents, and CEOs. Obama definitely was. But some people hide it better. Trump is a bull in a china shop. He always has been. Problem for the press is they can't understand that people knew this going in, so their hysterics aren't doing anything to change people's minds. It's driving them 'round the bend.
Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:12 PM (eXZrW)

Not an NPD. There would be a trail of blood and bodies from his past victims. NPD's are not authentic. They are fake as fuck and it takes tons of energy and resources for them to hold their mask up. NPD's are so self centered they have no compassion of empathy for others.

Trunp is authentic. Authentic doesn't equal NPD. Intelligent doesn't equal NPD. Confidence doesn't equal NPD. Successful doesn't equal NPD.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (g4lFK)

576 The doctor said that Trump regularly sleeps soundly 4 or 5 hours a night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (cp1if)
...........

I call that brunch. Then there's the afternoon nap...

Posted by: Snooze Button Sessions at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (HgMAr)

577
The way they treat Melania makes me sick and is another thing that could drive me crazy.

She makes even the vaunted Jackie O look like a bag lady by comparison. She's the most glamorous and sexy FLOTUS we've ever had (at least since 19th century, of that I'm not sure). She's an actual mode with a hellacious fashion sense, a hottie East European one at that. But no.

And they ignore her and treat her like shit. All because she's Trump's wife. She's literally Hitler herself.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 05:30 PM (8O3HH)

578 Will they have the jicama shreds and fat-free ranch?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (NWiLs)


Maybe they will have dog cooking lessons.
I feel mean saying that...but ya never know. Obama did say he ate dog and it wasn't bad, iirc. And the press laughed along with him.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:30 PM (eXZrW)

579 They don't call it "fuck you money" for nothing.
Posted by: Insomniac



Yeah. Watch me stroll past starving chilluns.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (dSqvH)

580 nood

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (a0IVu)

581 Trump probably does have good genes. His father died at age 93, Hi mother at 88.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (8+Ozj)

582 I'll take 'Virginia Slims', for $1000 Alex.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:26 PM (cp1if)
_______________________________________

Daily Double!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
-------------

I've always wanted to say this Alex, let's make it a true daily double!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:31 PM (cp1if)

583 Did I miss the comments where we are reminded that Bill Clinton would jog to McDonalds?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (2DOZq)

And have sex with black women from the projects in Arkansas in the bushes.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:32 PM (g4lFK)

584 The doctor said that Trump regularly sleeps soundly 4 or 5 hours a night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (cp1if)

--Nothing keeps Trump awake at night he keeps other people awake at night.

Posted by: logprof at January 16, 2018 05:32 PM (EV/nK)

585 OT- can anyone confirm?!

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/
2018/01/15/new-california-declares-
independence-from-rest-of-state/

Posted by: pogomip at January 16, 2018 05:28 PM (OJvt/)
---
Looks to be: Here's the declaration:

https://tinyurl.com/y8y7dxmk

Perhaps it's not 100% serious. Just more like a if-you-can-go-rogue-we-can-go-rouge type of thing.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2018 05:32 PM (vDqXW)

586
It was so much more than that. Peanut butter sauce, marshmallow sauce, three flavors of ice cream, hot fudge, whipped cream and Reese's.

And a cute girl in a hokey apron made it for you.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (XHw4


Ahhh. I see the draw now. It's not really the ice cream, is it? Can you request something not on the menu?

Posted by: moki at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (V+V48)

587 Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 05:29 PM (g4lFK)


I've known diagnosed NPDs and you are wrong. Many are very successful and know how to fake empathy.

I say this only for other people on this board. I know you will not agree to disagree, and may even tear into me on a personal level for disagreeing with you.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:34 PM (eXZrW)

588 Not nearly so interested in finding out if Obama was a socialist/commie.

Posted by: RobinKaty at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (1QrCH)

589 The doctor said that Trump regularly sleeps soundly 4 or 5 hours a night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:25 PM (cp1if)


That is also a genetic thing. I am so envious of people that have that ability.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (eXZrW)

590 And they ignore her and treat her like shit. All because she's Trump's wife. She's literally Hitler herself.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 16, 2018 05:30 PM (8O3HH)


I so agree with you on that. She speaks 4 languages. She is someone to be proud of and they criticize even her Christmas deocr, which was much more beautiful than the year Obamas had Obama's face on some ornaments.

I really despise how they treat her.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (eXZrW)

591 things I wish Trump's Doctor had said:

"The President's BMI is 29, meaning he's in better shape than at least 30 percent of the press in this room."

"The president did well on cognitive ability tests, measuring memory, mental speed and the ability to intake current reality. For instance it's a sign of cognitive ability to recognize and accept that despite your hopes and dreams to the contrary, Donald Trump is the president."

'And here's a personal message to Vivi on Ace of Spades, I can be reached at the White House switchboard, and an operator is standing by."

Posted by: vivi at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (11H2y)

592 "IIRC- Trump's handicap is low single-digits (want to say 5 but ain't looking it up)..."

5 or 6 is my recollection as well. Not someone to mess with on a golf course for most mortal golfers.

Posted by: RM at January 16, 2018 05:38 PM (U3LtS)

593 Question not asked of Obama's doctor:
"How can a man that smokes cigarettes so much be in such outstanding health?"

Posted by: Gman at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (Bnm2K)

594
Hate peach milkshakes and hate frozen lemonades are the right stuff. Somewhere, an SJW cries when I have one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 05:40 PM (c/Qre)

595 Rear Admiral (lower half) Ronny Jackson, MD, USN,
has an impressive career. I noticed the diving badges. Very rare in the Navy compared with flight surgeons.

He was also pbho's WH physician, so he can compare and contrast very well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 16, 2018 05:43 PM (hyuyC)

596 The media as Anton Chigurh-


Carson Wells: Do you have any idea how crazy you are?

Anton Chigurh: You mean the nature of this conversation?

Carson Wells: I mean the nature of you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at January 16, 2018 05:45 PM (9tO1t)

597 Oh! One more thing on the NPD thing, no idea if Trump is one or not.

But, the idea that they do not function successfully in society is BS. So much BS in fact, that the diagnosis was removed from the DSM as a personality disorder diagnosis.

"Narcissistic personality disorder, characterized by an inflated sense of self-importance and the need for constant attention, has been eliminated from the upcoming manual of mental disorders, which psychiatrists use to diagnose mental illness." NYT

I find NPDs incredibly toxic, but they do operate successfully in society.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 05:48 PM (eXZrW)

598 After that idiot Supersize Me fuckhead did his attention-whoring stunt, several other people did the same thing and either maintained their current state of health or actually lost weight in the process.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 04:51 PM (NWiLs)


Have you seen him lately ? He's a whale.

Posted by: JT at January 16, 2018 06:03 PM (LmH4l)

599 Yummmm.Dr Ronny (raygun) Jackson.
Savoring him with my cup of covfeffee.
I know a bit about ejection fraction measured during an echo .Mr Infidelisous has a 35, CHF and numerous other cardiac issues.
He's several years younger .
But has sh#thole genes.
#7more.

Posted by: Infidelisous at January 16, 2018 06:14 PM (sO3eN)

600 Hegseth/Ingraham 2024

Posted by: Infidelisous at January 16, 2018 07:02 PM (sO3eN)

601 They're like the ferocious yapping of a pack of yapping lap dogs against the fence when the mailman walks by.

Posted by: torabora at January 16, 2018 07:04 PM (Zv93s)

602 Funny. I don't remember any questions about Obama's drinking and smoking and drug use. I also don't remember comments about Bill Clinton's fat ass and the way he exposed himself to venereal diseases, not t mention the fact that he had severe asthma attacks.

Oh, and I guess that heart trouble and surgery came as a huge surprise to his doctors?

Posted by: True the Note at January 17, 2018 01:39 AM (HLTe8)

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