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Even the kids know it.
Best of Infomercials
Pretty funny series of clips from infomercials here.25. There are so many things wrong with this pic.twitter.com/VY5eeOFPaW
— Tate (@tatehill_) January 10, 2018
Fido Friday Ever wonder what "going viral" means? This cute tweet went viral, and thousands of people responded, many of them with dog stories of their own. Click, then scroll down and read for a spell, it'll make your whole day better. Calmer. We don't deserve dogs.
A month ago Dusty found half a pie in this bush, so every day until the end of time we must closely inspect the Magic Pie Bush. pic.twitter.com/XonAojEU12
— Chris Bramwell (@ChrisBramwell) January 9, 2018
Follow Up to Last Night's Rant If you missed it, go back and read the first post on last night's ONT. In it, I recounted losing my shit as a Boy Scout meeting over some left wing environmentalist lies. Here's some more ammo for you, if someone brings up the "97% of scientists agree on global warming" bullshit. How to debunk it. 'If I Sleep for an Hour, 30 People Will Die' A Jewish resistance fighter in WWII saved thousands of lives by forging ID papers to shield them from Nazis. Actual Nazis, not the imaginary ones Antifa is obsessed with. Yo! Grand Forks! You Guys OK?
Feel Good Story It's dinnertime. Someone must be cutting onions. This is compassion in real life. I like how the judge, well, judged here. As a judge he felt compelled to make sure that there was a consequence to the soldier's lies. As a man (and fellow vet), he felt compelled to make sure that consequence was fair and manageable. #MyBordersMyChoice Apparently there is a movement to plaster the world with these handbills on January 21st. I don't know how widespread the movement is, but you can download the posters here.
Cultural Marxism An economics professor at Loyala University (Md.) lays it out:
Libtard Follies Once I had a stomach flu. I went to the doctor, and he gave me some medicine, but I wasn't feeling any better, so I went back. He asked me "Did those suppositories I gave you help?", and I answered "Doc, those are awfully big pills, but I've been taking one every day like you said. For all the good they've done I might as well have stuck them up my ass". Oh that I'd have had Gwyneth Paltrow to help me! Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is promoting at-home coffee enema kits. Nobody who knows any gay people or Liberals finds this the least bit surprising: Coming Out As A Republican To My Democrat Family Went Worse Than Coming Out Gay Tonight's ONT brought to you by shitholes:
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:48 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:49 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2018 09:49 PM (tr2D7)
https://tinyurl.com/y7ggtmjq
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at January 12, 2018 09:49 PM (nZReN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 09:50 PM (qJtVm)
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Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2018 09:52 PM (Nyyc4)
Jeebus, I'm early! Top 20!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 09:52 PM (kEb8E)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:53 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: IC at January 12, 2018 09:53 PM (QGW4/)
Posted by: Christopher Walken at January 12, 2018 09:53 PM (sM6YP)
cause that seems magical to me.
Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:53 PM (vChNs)
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Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:54 PM (kufk0)
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Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2018 09:54 PM (tr2D7)
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Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (vChNs)
On that goofy infomercial item, check out @adswithoutcontext. Hi-larious!
Amazing Baby Sister Update follows.
Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (c5dWW)
Posted by: pogomip at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (hPHO5)
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (zCyNd)
Just spent three plus hours with jewelry makers, many of whom were independent businesswomen. Very interesting conversations.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (kEb8E)
So we're in Ocala and my friends, Joyce. Is. AMAZING!!!
She *walked* out to greet us as we drove up. We had fun conversation and Hubby prepared a wonderful dinner (which Joyce attacked with gusto).
After dinner we took all took a short walk; mrs ibguy and Joyce went back home for some girl time, Hubby and I continued for another half hour or so. Great conversation, and I learned quite a bit:
So the tumor has grown Avastin-resistant, which was the impetus for the ill-fated Optune device. But Hubby said that there's scant evidence that it's really all that effective, just generally fewer side-effects.
So she's now on carboplatin, which may hold some promise, but the issue was that many (most?) people experience severe and unpleasant side effects from it.
Not Joyce
We have a busy day planned tomorrow: she has a bunch of stuff planned for us, including lunch at the local dim sum place and a trip to the Farmer's Market downtown.
WooHoo!
[Horde: To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]
Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (c5dWW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 09:53 PM (IqV8l)
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not as good as magic bush pie
Posted by: Jason Biggs at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (vChNs)
Working on it...
Posted by: Sveden at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 09:58 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ALH at January 12, 2018 09:58 PM (/01mw)
20 and another question. what is the most shithole-eist 'White' country on Earth?
Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (vChNs
Albania! Albania! You are located on the Adriatic!?
Okay, Moldova ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 09:59 PM (kEb8E)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 12, 2018 10:00 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: ALH at January 12, 2018 10:00 PM (/01mw)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:01 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young at January 12, 2018 10:01 PM (vDqXW)
20 and another question. what is the most shithole-eist 'White' country on Earth?
Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (vChNs)
Russia, Bulgaria, Romania, Belarus are probably contenders, but I'd guess that Moldova is probably the front runner.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2018 10:01 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: fluffy at January 12, 2018 10:01 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 12, 2018 10:01 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (BJoTC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 09:57 PM (kEb8E)
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They all spoke in hushed, terrified voices of the one who calls herself Jewells45.
"She says 'Either I get my cut or YOU get cut, bitches!'"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Andrew Chin at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (GroCc)
Posted by: Buzzaw90
Scotland. Place is full of Scots, bro.
Posted by: Edward the Longshanks at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (5wCUq)
Okay, Moldova ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 09:59 PM (kEb8E)
Please remember that under Article 5 of NATO, if the US is attacked, Albania is pledged to defend us....
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (KP5rU)
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That's a no-brainer. If your family would give you grief "coming out" as a Republican, you'd probably get fêted by them for coming out as gay. They get one of the "oppressed classes" in their family for virtue signaling purposes. Plus, less wear and tear on the environment (because, probably no children), so they don't have to feel guilt at having the kid in the first place.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
Russia, Bulgaria, Romania, Belarus are probably contenders, but I'd guess that Moldova is probably the front runner.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2018 10:01 PM (eXA4G)
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Moldova gets points for truth in advertising.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 12, 2018 10:03 PM (c8EhQ)
Please remember that under Article 5 of NATO, if the US is attacked, Albania is pledged to defend us....
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (zCyNd)
Oh thank goodness. I feel safe now.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2018 10:03 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: pogomip at January 12, 2018 10:03 PM (hPHO5)
Russia, Bulgaria, Romania, Belarus are probably contenders, but I'd guess that Moldova is probably the front runner.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2018 10:01 PM (eXA4G)
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hmmm...seems to correlate with mail order bride options. howboutdat.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:03 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Moldova at January 12, 2018 10:03 PM (zCyNd)
That's gotta leave the enema bag smelling pretty funky.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:04 PM (BJoTC)
Mooooooooooldova,
Where the shit comes flowing o'er the plains!
And the Dneister sheep, like lovin' sweet
And the wind comes right behind the rain!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 10:04 PM (kEb8E)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:04 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable
With a lovely drawing of commies being thrown out of helicopters.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 10:04 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (zCyNd)
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i'll sleep better knowing the Albanian mafia is on our side.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:05 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 12, 2018 10:05 PM (1Zu3n)
Posted by: ALH at January 12, 2018 10:00 PM (/01mw)
I was dumb enough to call it, because why not talk with WeirdDave? And there was a computer voice listing some options. Yeah, could easily have been phone sex. This is how I learn, by being dumb and bold.
Posted by: Sveden at January 12, 2018 10:05 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 10:05 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:05 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2018 10:05 PM (EZebt)
I'm right by the ficus and ready to chat. Give me a call.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:06 PM (8O3HH)
Plus, less wear and tear on the environment (because, probably no children), so they don't have to feel guilt at having the kid in the first place.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 10:02 PM (/qEW2)
Funny thing, I'll bet that they're all about telling OTHER people that they're bad for having more than one child, while they breed like rabbits.
Environmental Sooperhero RFK Jr and his six children comes to mind.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2018 10:06 PM (eXA4G)
https://stoatnet.org/thanksobama.mp4
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 10:06 PM (y87Qq)
Somebody remembered that we exist!!
Posted by: Moldova at January 12, 2018 10:03 PM (zCyNd)
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Shut up or we'll come over the mountains a kick your ass.
Posted by: Shitholistan at January 12, 2018 10:06 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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And yet, when I go out to the yard to pee, the cops show up.
Dayum!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2018 10:07 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 12, 2018 10:07 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: just sayin at January 12, 2018 10:07 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:07 PM (KP5rU)
Moldova sucks!
Posted by: Marvin Boggs at January 12, 2018 10:07 PM (eXA4G)
Me too, considering they turned my grade school into a mosque 3 blocks from my house.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:08 PM (nisXv)
Gut shabbos to you and Joyce and mishpacha.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2018 10:08 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 10:08 PM (+lOpA)
The person they knew converted out of the religion.
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 10:08 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: dored Saudi prince in detention at January 12, 2018 10:08 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (kEb8E)
have been phone sex. This is how I learn, by being dumb and bold.
It was not phone sex!
Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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And yet, when I go out to the yard to pee, the cops show up.
Dayum!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2018 10:07 PM (tr2D7)
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That's more of a San Francisco treat
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (vChNs)
Google says the number is "Callin' Oates", the Hall and Oates hotline. Call it and you get the option of listening to three songs.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (8O3HH)
Shut up or we'll come over the mountains a kick your ass.
Posted by: Shitholistan at January 12, 2018 10:06 PM (c8EhQ)
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Better think twice, suckaz. We just signed a mutual defense pact with the Moldovans.
Posted by: Craptopia at January 12, 2018 10:10 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 10:10 PM (c5dWW)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:10 PM (BJoTC)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (Nyyc4)
That's exactly what a Terminator sexbot would say!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 10:11 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (Nyyc4)
So, which option on the menu were you? "One on one?" "Molita?"
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:11 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 10:11 PM (+lOpA)
Yourfookedistan smiles to itself, quietly ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 10:11 PM (kEb8E)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 10:04 PM (5wCUq)
"Commie scum" no less. A thing of beauty.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:58
Hope all is well in the frozen north. Today we went from a brief 52 down to 20 or below.
Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 10:11 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Andrew Chin at January 12, 2018 10:12 PM (GroCc)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 10:12 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 10:12 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Miklos, credit card in hand at January 12, 2018 10:12 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2018 10:13 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Sean Connery at January 12, 2018 10:13 PM (BJoTC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:14 PM (nisXv)
Daily Mail had something on the latest in sexbot tech:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5257099
Modular faces. Without the face, it looks pretty creepy, but then I realized if I cut off a real girl's face, it would look pretty creepy, too.
What I'm interested in is modular, well, something else.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:14 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 10:14 PM (2DOZq)
on the shithole index from fundforpeace .orgPosted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:14 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viejY6UZ5Bk
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:15 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 10:15 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2018 10:15 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 12, 2018 10:16 PM (DNH+H)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:16 PM (8O3HH)
The Amazing Trump-o-Matic solves those problems AND SO MUCH MORE!!
Posted by: Miklos Marketing, LLC at January 12, 2018 10:16 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 10:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2018 10:05
that's a standard labrador retriever trick.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 12, 2018 10:16 PM (hscyr)
Bet Ace is as pissed as I am.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 12, 2018 10:16 PM (5LDjk)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:14 PM (8O3HH)
"Conversations you don't want to catch just the last few words of, for $500"
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 10:16 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 10:17 PM (c5dWW)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
One of my favorites is for a spaghetti pot with the strainer built into the lid (admittedly, not a bad idea). Apparently, the alternative is to chuck the spaghetti into a strainer from three feet away.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2018 10:17 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:14
I'm in Lee Co., IIRC you are east of us in the burbs?
Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 10:18 PM (yJ1e6)
Google says the number is "Callin' Oates", the Hall and Oates hotline. Call it and you get the option of listening to three songs.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (8O3HH)
So, kind of an old-school Rick Roll?
Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 12, 2018 10:18 PM (DNH+H)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:09 PM (vChNs)
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The cops would definitely not show up here if Tonypete or anyone peed in the yard.
They're too busy fighting crimes like putting recyclables in the compost bin.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2018 10:18 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 10:18 PM (vDqXW)
How do you not take a dump in that, every week?
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:19 PM (BJoTC)
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 10:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2018 10:18 PM (EZebt)
Amazing that they can make their rounds, without getting peed on.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:20 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Jack S. Phoggbound, Esq. at January 12, 2018 10:20 PM (9X60i)
They're too busy fighting crimes like putting recyclables in the compost bin.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2018 10:18 PM (EZebt)
Yep. The HOA is also pretty strict about requiring residents to pee in to the composter.
Posted by: Miklos from Molnar Acres at January 12, 2018 10:21 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Splunge
That costs extra.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 10:21 PM (5wCUq)
It is well accepted that White-supremacists despise "half-breeds". But then, what of the racial purists of a non-White variety who rage against any possibility of "Whiteness" infecting the gene-pool?
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14327
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 12, 2018 10:21 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 10:20 PM (sdi6R)\
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You know who also had a spring time?
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 10:21 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:21 PM (KP5rU)
And even those countries have their own little shitholes.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:21 PM (BJoTC)
I'm west of the city sir. Right down the Eisenhower. I'm living the life in Crook County here.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:21 PM (nisXv)
Luckily I can still pee outside. Still mark my territory.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:22 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 12, 2018 10:22 PM (rnAwa)
the lid (admittedly, not a bad idea). Apparently, the alternative is to
chuck the spaghetti into a strainer from three feet away.
Yeah, I used to mock that one too. Then one time I was dumping spaghetti into the strainer, i had the pot at an odd angle, steam burned my hand and I flinched....and dumped the spaghetti down the disposal.
So, not quite as stupid as you'd think, but that was just once in over half a century.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2018 10:23 PM (Nyyc4)
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a ranking. Based on 40, the shithole line is Croatia (shit) - Barbados (notshit)
if I were evil, I would correlate the results with melanin content.
http://fundforpeace .org/fsi/data/
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Jack S. Phoggbound, Esq. at January 12, 2018 10:20 PM (9X60i)
Yep, forgot that one.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (DNH+H)
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (H6J7L)
Does she want to be a carnival huckster like Oprah? As has been observed, Oprah has a fondness for promoting fake cures on her show. I'm starting to think people who attend Benny Hinn revivals are more rational and discerning than liberals.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (nisXv)
Luckily I can still pee outside.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:22 PM (8O3HH)
You cheating whore!
Posted by: publius's ficus at January 12, 2018 10:25 PM (hscyr)
What I'm interested in is modular, well, something else.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:14 PM (8O3HH)
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then you should put the modular face on the real girl and compare. for science!
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:25 PM (vChNs)
And how are *you* doing, my friend?
Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 10:17 PM (c5dWW)
As the old cliche goes, "Better than I deserve".
Still dealing with the lingering effects of the flu, but I'm doing a lot better than I was at the beginning of the week.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 10:25 PM (rJUlF)
Because taking the curtain down and bringing it to your sewing machine is crazy talk.
Posted by: bananaDream at January 12, 2018 10:25 PM (yRBj9)
like chatting, feel free to give me a call. (Seven won 9) twenty-six 6
too ate tree zeben.<<<
Dammit.
All I get is a voicemail saying, "Dave's not here, man."
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 12, 2018 10:25 PM (wiLVK)
Learned something new,
systemic exertion intolerance disease (SEID)
I would link to the article but I'm just too exhausted.
Posted by: Andrew Chin at January 12, 2018 10:26 PM (GroCc)
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (5wCUq)
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I don't think you spend a lot of time there. You're usually in and out.
Posted by: Bah-dum-bump at January 12, 2018 10:26 PM (vDqXW)
They're too busy fighting crimes like putting recyclables in the compost bin.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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No thanks, I'll just stick it out in Ohio.
Wait - that didn't come out right.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2018 10:26 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2018 10:26 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2018 10:26 PM (nBzBk)
Posted by: Jack S. Phoggbound, Esq. at January 12, 2018 10:20 PM (9X60i)
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it's not for lack of effort!
Posted by: Palestinians at January 12, 2018 10:27 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (vChNs)
"formerly the failed states index"
We got better!!
Posted by: Fragile States at January 12, 2018 10:27 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:27 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 10:28 PM (c5dWW)
Posted by: chavez the Hugo
Does he have the full Fargo accent?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 10:29 PM (5wCUq)
too ate tree zeben.
why does it ask for your credit card, whether you or gay or straight and whether you pitch or catch?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 10:29 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: publius's ficus
Oh, sweetie, I save the good stuff to mark you with. Don't you worry. You're the only one.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH)
She had so many scams it wasn't even funny: the fake limp, the lost dog, misdirection, and my favorite 'Let Me Outside Or I WILL Puke'.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:30 PM (2B3vT)
or any of the vagrant camps anywhere between my hooch and there.
the great thing about Lost Angels is you can visit the third world without a passport or even going very far.
Beverly Hills is just as near too, so the dichotomy could hardly be greater.
the local govt approved solution: "Let's throw MOAR tax $$s at it, and create new programs too!"
like that's gonna do anything other than draw MOAR bums.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 12, 2018 10:30 PM (RCJ3M)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:30 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH)
He puts the lotion on...aww shit!
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (2B3vT)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (vChNs)
"formerly the failed states index"
We got better!!
Posted by: Fragile States at January 12, 2018 10:27 PM (zCyNd)
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do you need a safe state space?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (vChNs)
>> girl and compare
Like I said, the face really doesn't matter, I'm more interested in the modules for the other end.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:30 PM (2B3vT)
A dog who wants to puke outside seems like a luxury. Ours moves forcefully to the most expensive carpet or rug in the vicinity, then digs in.
He usually cleans up after himself, though. Mostly.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Scott Adams at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (nBBdT)
It vibrates.
Posted by: Katya Cassanova at January 12, 2018 10:32 PM (BJoTC)
Posted by: publius's ficus
Oh, sweetie, I save the good stuff to mark you with. Don't you worry. You're the only one.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH)
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you know you'll be safer with me
Posted by: publius's rubber tree at January 12, 2018 10:32 PM (vChNs)
Trump should declare it a shithole and ban immigration from there.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at January 12, 2018 10:33 PM (5YQl/)
if I were evil, I would correlate the results with melanin content
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 10:24 PM (vC
huh? croats are high in hair, not melanin. like shave your back hairy.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 12, 2018 10:33 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (8O3HH)
Well, exactly.
Posted by: Dick Morris at January 12, 2018 10:34 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: publius's rubber tree
I'll told you never to call me here!
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:34 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius's ficus
Oh, sweetie, I save the good stuff to mark you with. Don't you worry. You're the only one.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH)
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you know you'll be safer with me
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let me soothe you
Posted by: publius's aloe vera plant at January 12, 2018 10:34 PM (vChNs)
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Mike Hammer's Cat uses the dining room carpet. Mrs. H. calls it 'The Vomitorium'. He could use the bathrooms (tiled), or the kitchen (also tiled), or even hardwood floors. But, no...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 10:34 PM (9tO1t)
No. It's raining out. She just came inside. She wants to go back out
...cough...
*Looks at door*
... cough ...
*Looks at you then at door
... cough ...
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:34 PM (8Bogb)
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Dog whistles, apparently.
Mind you, dog whistles that only the super non-racist members of the Left can recognize.
Posted by: junior at January 12, 2018 10:35 PM (RBgaP)
...cough...
*Looks at door*
... cough ...
*Looks at you then at door
... cough ...
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:34 PM (8Bogb)
Wow. Great scam.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:36 PM (Vb4BV)
It is well accepted that White-supremacists despise "half-breeds". But then, what of the racial purists of a non-White variety who rage against any possibility of "Whiteness" infecting the gene-pool?
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14327
Posted by: The Political Hat
Which coincides with an observation I have had while living in the DC Metro area. I was on the subway (this happened quite a few years ago) and had 2 black chicks sitting behind me. All was well until some black guy and his very hot girlfriend walked on the subway. So much for "blacks can't be racist" theory. They said some 'interesting' things to them. Its a 'shocker' too realize that Spike Lee was wrong! Black people can be racist.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2018 10:36 PM (7ASy0)
...your President-for-Life has almost as many medals as John Kerry applied for.
...the hurricane you experienced 30 years ago is still a front-page national emergency.
...machetes are placed on the right with the salad fork.
...all press reports start by praising your country's Menshevik medical system.
...your Transport Ministry classifies llama as a "muscle car".
...if your National Fragrance is musk ox.
...the hit of the Boat Show is the exciting new Twin Outboard Water Buffalo 2000!
...even gypsies refuse to steal your children.
...nerve gas just went up to $2.89 per gallon self-serve.
...American college students put your Gestapo Chief's picture on their t-shirts to be cool.
...your Number #1 pizza topping is tree bark.
...Dick Durbin and Bob Mueller scrubbed all references to your culture from the FBI's counter-terrorism manuals on orders from the local Muslim Brotherhood, Oval Office Chapter.
...college professors insist we adopt your country's political system, even though you just ate Sunday brunch from a dumpster.
...your nation's entire GDP is based on Deepak Chopra successfully bilking lonely widows.
...the .50 caliber machine guns you just bought out of the back of a stolen Lexus in Juarez say "Courtesy of Eric Holder".
...the secret ingredient in your country's hot dogs: hot dogs.
...your national Rock-Throwing Team has dominated the Olympic Medal count for the last fifty years.
..."Snakes on a Plane!" is both the in-flight movie and the motto painted on the tail-fin of your national airline.
...you want to sacrifice a 9 year-old virgin to the volcano but they're all happily-married.
...your dictators, criminals and terrorists got their nukes from Obama, their machine guns from Holder, their small arms from Hillary, their censorship from Facebook and their excuses from the Mainstream Fake News.
...Liam Neeson is rescuing his daughter from your extended family.
...your State-Run Media isn't must-see TV--it's must-watch.
...your Entertainment Industry is powered by dung-fired power plants. And the entertainment consists of watching the dung fire.
...your cabinet ministers openly take bribes while your former presidente wiretaps political opponents with the help of the National Police Force in order to rig an election...oh, wait...
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 12, 2018 10:36 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: publius' Venus Fly Trap at January 12, 2018 10:36 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:37 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:37 PM (KP5rU)
The Weather.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (2B3vT)
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THIS!
in spades... it's rained only once do far this winter, and the temps have been in the low 40's at worst. of course, from the way some folks dress, you'd think it was below zero.
me? i go around in shorts and t-shirts year round, unless herself puts a gun to my head.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 12, 2018 10:37 PM (RCJ3M)
Worked every time.
It's really full on Keyser Doggeh.
She realized she just had to have the will to do it.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:37 PM (Zf+A9)
Trump should declare it a shithole and ban immigration from there.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at January 12, 2018 10:33 PM (5YQl/)
We've had a lot of armed robberies here lately. And shootings on the expressways. It's an Urban Funhouse! Yaaaayyy!!
Posted by: Gem at January 12, 2018 10:37 PM (XoAz8)
I'm west of the city sir. Right down the Eisenhower. I'm living the life in Crook County here.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:21
My sympathies, your taxes are even worse than ours.
At least they ditched the soda taxes, unlike the idiots in OR.
Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 10:37 PM (yJ1e6)
Okay, where does Peruvia place on the shithole list?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2018 10:38 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:38 PM (nisXv)
A dog who wants to puke outside seems like a luxury. Ours moves forcefully to the most expensive carpet or rug in the vicinity, then digs in.
He usually cleans up after himself, though. Mostly.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:31 PM (Vb4BV)
Cats do the first part of that.
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 10:39 PM (sdi6R)
Yeah, I was a good boy,
Posted by: Nathan Lee at January 12, 2018 10:39 PM (CNm1v)
Posted by: publius's ficus
Oh, sweetie, I save the good stuff to mark you with. Don't you worry. You're the only one.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH)
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you know you'll be safer with me
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let me soothe you
Posted by: publius's aloe vera plant at January 12, 2018 10:34 PM (vChNs)
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You've been a bad boy. A little pain teaches many lessons
Posted by: publius's cactus at January 12, 2018 10:39 PM (vChNs)
>> Posted by: publius' Venus Fly Trap
I told ya'll all not to call me here!! Dammit, the jig is up, I fear.
Hey, we can all get along. There's enough of my "marking" to go around... I love you all in your own special way.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:40 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:40 PM (KP5rU)
"I was born in Newark, thank god my parents got me out right before it became a shithole".
"yeah Trenton, had some revolutionary battle there, but now its a shithole"
"had to go to jersey city, what a fucking shithole"
"yeah the court house is in New Brunswick, but its a real shithole"
"Asbury park used to be nice, but damn it became a real shithole"
"They're building what in Atlantic City? Isn't that place a shithole?"
"Damn, why did you take a job in Camden, that's a fucking shithole"
"Had an audition in Paterson, kinda hope they don't call me, that was a serious shithole.
and on and on...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:41 PM (aMlLZ)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5257099
Modular faces. Without the face, it looks pretty creepy, but then I realized if I cut off a real girl's face, it would look pretty creepy, too.
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Looks like a cenobite. Here's a still from Dr. Who, the Android Invasion:
https://tinyurl.com/ydapbhah
Less disturbing, but still very effective when you're a kid.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 10:41 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:42 PM (NWiLs)
I couldn't help but notice that no one axed how the pie wound up in the bush.
Not that the doggeh would care.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 10:42 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 12, 2018 10:42 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:43 PM (KP5rU)
"I was born in Newark, thank god my parents got me out right before it became a shithole".
"yeah Trenton, had some revolutionary battle there, but now its a shithole"
"had to go to jersey city, what a fucking shithole"
"yeah the court house is in New Brunswick, but its a real shithole"
"Asbury park used to be nice, but damn it became a real shithole"
"They're building what in Atlantic City? Isn't that place a shithole?"
"Damn, why did you take a job in Camden, that's a fucking shithole"
"Had an audition in Paterson, kinda hope they don't call me, that was a serious shithole.
and on and on...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:41 PM (aMlLZ)
I went to the Stone Pony once to see my friend's band play. What a shithole - there was a fucking wall missing!
Posted by: josephistan at January 12, 2018 10:44 PM (ANIFC)
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Which is why the race hustlers insist that you have to have power to be racist, and only whitey has power. So only whites are racist.
Posted by: junior at January 12, 2018 10:44 PM (RBgaP)
>> the Whorticultural Garden"*
If it's a Czech Whorticultural Garden, I'm so there. I'm gonna hit that the, well, you know. Normandy.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:44 PM (8O3HH)
Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951862802335059968
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951862875752198144
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951862960858779648
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951863042438033409
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951863128626728960
Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2018 10:45 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:45 PM (KP5rU)
186: not this shit again. next thing, i'll hear is "have a nice day." fuckin bullshit.
Third base!
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:45 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 12, 2018 10:46 PM (LNIPM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2018 10:46 PM (wdmm9)
"I was born in Newark, thank god my parents got me out right before it became a shithole".
"yeah Trenton, had some revolutionary battle there, but now its a shithole"
"had to go to jersey city, what a fucking shithole"
"yeah the court house is in New Brunswick, but its a real shithole"
"Asbury park used to be nice, but damn it became a real shithole"
"They're building what in Atlantic City? Isn't that place a shithole?"
"Damn, why did you take a job in Camden, that's a fucking shithole"
"Had an audition in Paterson, kinda hope they don't call me, that was a serious shithole.
and on and on...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:41 PM (aMlLZ)
Uh, leaving New Jersey might have helped.
Posted by: publius' Venus Fly Trap at January 12, 2018 10:46 PM (Vb4BV)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951863209190969345
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951863292296859648
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951863384819077120
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951863471846674437
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/951863561583767554
Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2018 10:46 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (Vb4BV)
Wait - that didn't come out right.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2018 10:26
LMAO, you crack me up TP. Be well and keep sticking it out!
Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:45 PM (KP5rU)
Culture? Guidos and leopard print?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
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You complete me
Posted by: NJ at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (g64pJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2018 10:48 PM (wdmm9)
He did.
...went to Philadelphia.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (g64pJ)
Western New Jersey. Plus cheesesteaks.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:48 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 12, 2018 10:48 PM (LNIPM)
#10 there, with the "speckled" jeans, well, that's about how my ficus (and aloe plant, and rubber tree, and ....) looks.
And she would too, 'cause I fear I couldn't contain my essence long enough to get those damn jeans off.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:49 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:42 PM (NWiLs)
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they're just jealous of ME
Posted by: publius's Brazillian Cherry Trrr at January 12, 2018 10:49 PM (vChNs)
Otherwise, that state's a shithole. (Apologies to any New Jersey morons, but it's true.)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 12, 2018 10:50 PM (LNIPM)
What's on it? Recordings of Valu-Rite drink recipes?
And they all start with, "First, put out anything you may be smoking..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 10:50 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 12, 2018 10:48 PM (LNIPM)
Or, to put it another way, Trump meets with Democrats in private for the first time in the DACA/wall negotiations, and this happens. What a coincidence.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:50 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2018 10:46 PM (wdmm9)
Pass the cocaine?
Posted by: Donald & Daffy's Coke Orgy at January 12, 2018 10:50 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:51 PM (NWiLs)
He did.
...went to Philadelphia.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:47 PM (g64pJ)
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making both places shitholier
Posted by: publius's Brazillian Cherry Trrr at January 12, 2018 10:51 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Dearborn, MI at January 12, 2018 10:51 PM (cW490)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:51 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: CM9000 at January 12, 2018 10:51 PM (pyVd+)
Not that the doggeh would care.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 10:42 PM (tRaq7)
One does not question the provenance of pie
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2018 10:51 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:52 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Maggotania at January 12, 2018 10:53 PM (c8EhQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:43 PM (KP5rU)
Well jersey has some beautiful areas, but its spotty. Its like they took a beautiful area after it was all built nice, and threw a handful of shitholes at the map, and wherever it landed it festered. Its drastic, there is no blend sometimes. You leave a nice area and bam right into shithole. Even the jersey shore, one beach is paradise, couple miles down the road...shithole. Its just weird.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:53 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: CM9000 at January 12, 2018 10:51 PM (pyVd+)
Seems less like "go public" than like "imaginary person who was not turned up by Breitbart's $10,000 reward shouts N-word as Dems do their triumphal march after Obamacare passes." Just the latest game they're running. I like it. They're desperate.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:53 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2018 10:53 PM (yJ1e6)
and on and on...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:41 PM (aMlLZ)
Hmmm, seems like there's a pattern there . . .
Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 12, 2018 10:54 PM (DNH+H)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 10:54 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 10:54 PM (KP5rU)
Which is why the race hustlers insist that you have to have power to be racist, and only whitey has power. So only whites are racist.
Posted by: junior at January 12, 2018 10:44 PM (RBgaP)
They kind of handwave Affirmative Action and HR departments.
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 10:54 PM (sdi6R)
We will survive the weather, endure the stupid Dems and media, thrive in America, and pass the torch of a non-shitisstan culture off to our grandchildren.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2018 10:55 PM (hyuyC)
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The Shofuso House in Philadelphia is pretty cool. It's a reproduction of a traditional Japanese house and garden. They do a tea ceremony & c.
http://www.japanesehouse.org
Posted by: josephistan at January 12, 2018 10:55 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:55 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:53 PM (aMlLZ)
Parts of South Florida are a lot like that. One second you're in the barrio, the next second you're in the high-flying business district. It's weird.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: josephistan at January 12, 2018 10:44 PM (ANIFC)
Played there many times. That place aspires to be a shithole.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:55 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 12, 2018 10:46 PM (LNIPM)
To be fair, the kind of person who would make a sexbot is already pretty much self-selected for the 'is the kind of person who would make a sexbot' trait. What else is he going to do with it? It's not like 'sexbot' is a subtle euphemism or anything. It's right there in the name.
It's the part that isn't 'bot'.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 10:56 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable
With a lovely drawing of commies being thrown out of helicopters.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 10:04 PM (5wCUq)
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Nah, way too inefficient. They would have to land, round up commies, stuff them in the copter, fly up, and then throw them out. The kid had it right in the drawing. Machine gunner leaning out the open door and strafing the commies on the ground. Makes it much easier to run up that commie body count.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 12, 2018 10:56 PM (pvjTE)
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too busy trying to figure out where the Other Half of the pie is hidden
Posted by: publius's Brazillian Cherry Trrr at January 12, 2018 10:56 PM (vChNs)
Why did Trump's remarks, real or not, get out? What is the last
instance of a president's private conversations with Congressional
leaders go public?
I think Trump made a comment about recording or broadcasting all of their meetings. He could get some things done if he did that. Cut a whole lot of bullshit out.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 10:56 PM (nisXv)
>>You're a fine American.
A great American. A national treasure.
The bane of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Ficuses and Other Vulnerable House Plants.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:56 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 10:56 PM (y87Qq)
Imagine the LinkedIn resume.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:57 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:40 PM (8O3HH)
oh now he wants a plant orgy. just come clean about which filthy hollyweird star you are!
Posted by: publius's ficus at January 12, 2018 10:57 PM (hscyr)
http://www.japanesehouse.org
Posted by: josephistan at January
by marketplace they mean grocery store, food court, and driving range.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 10:57 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Rosanne Rosannadanna at January 12, 2018 10:58 PM (zCyNd)
well, when one doesn't trim regularly . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 10:58 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:55 PM (Vb4BV)
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Nein, it's almost as bad as Trenton!
Posted by: Hessians at January 12, 2018 10:59 PM (vChNs)
But he is funny as fuck.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 12, 2018 10:59 PM (j8aRL)
Posted by: Tashi at January 12, 2018 10:59 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 10:59 PM (6FqZa)
>> about which filthy hollyweird star you are!
Read the fine print in your contract, toots.
Besides, I cain't hep it, I wuz born this way.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:59 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 12, 2018 10:46 PM (LNIPM)
To be fair, the kind of person who would make a sexbot is already pretty much self-selected for the 'is the kind of person who would make a sexbot' trait. What else is he going to do with it? It's not like 'sexbot' is a subtle euphemism or anything. It's right there in the name.
It's the part that isn't 'bot'.
Posted by: hogmartin at January
well, the funny thing is that the guys most motivated to build sexbots are the ones that cannot get girls. however, once sexbots get intelligence they will either cheat on their owners or leave them for guys that can get girls.
may as well stick with mail order brides.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)
on culture. I think C.S. Lewis ripping up modern /pagans/ might be a
good cure for that.
https://tinyurl.com/y7ggtmjq
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at January 12, 2018 09:49 PM (nZReN)
You know, we Morons might visit your links if you didn't explicitly insult us all every night. So stick your link where the Sun don't shine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:00 PM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 12, 2018 11:00 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:57 PM (Vb4BV)
Imagine the LinkedIn contact network...
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 11:00 PM (y87Qq)
A shithole turns into an even worse shithole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciZ13gMq2k0
Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2018 11:00 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: publius's ficus at January 12, 2018 10:57 PM (hscyr)
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he's been stalking me for years
Posted by: Kate Moss at January 12, 2018 11:00 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 10:53 PM (aMlLZ)
Parts of South Florida are a lot like that. One second you're in the barrio, the next second you're in the high-flying business district. It's weird.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 10:55 PM (NWiLs)
Where I live in Philly is like that. One mile south on Germantown Ave is a shithole, one mile north are century old mansions and la-de-da shopping.
Posted by: josephistan at January 12, 2018 11:01 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (MTjB1)
Gimme a massage, take a shower with me, and I'll make you the biggest star ever.
Bonus for root stuff.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Elliot m. at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (UTKPt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (aMlLZ)
Gotta luv a persistent puppydawg like that.
Wouldst that all of Twitter were composed of those types of posts. Alas and alack, it isn't.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (tRaq7)
First, when Socialism works perfectly, half of you are going to get screwed to some degree. You see everyone does what they can and then we toss it all in one pot and divide it up equally. So the more productive half will get screwed and the less productive half will get subsidized.
Second, it won't work perfectly. After we toss it all in a pot but before we divide it up equally, the people in charge will take their cut. So, I guess, a bit more than half of you are going to get screwed, depending on how much the ruling class takes.
Third, it is really important not too many of you realize that you can not do anything and still get a cut. See, if 10 or 15% of you do nothing and live on the production of others, we might be able to make it but 25 or 30% and we are totally screwed. Everyone who actually works will be supporting the ruling class and the 30% who don't work.
So, if you all want to continue with the Socialism experiment...Hey, where are you all going?
Posted by: JB1000 at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (SGGel)
....
Disagree.
They are the ones who have already "gotten" them and are now trying desparately to get rid of them.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: Robert Plant at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 10:57 PM (Vb4BV)
Imagine the LinkedIn contact network...
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 11:00 PM (y87Qq)
Yeesh! Actually, we live in a relatively innocent time, sexbot-wise. The sexbots are fully made by individual companies, as in many industries starting out. Imagine when companies start to specialize on parts of the whole.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (MTjB1)
Not if the wife joins in. Or you get her a "hers" sexbot (Paolo model,or whoever).
Seriously, search the Daily Mail. One of these sexbots guys and his wife were indeed having a threesome with the prototype sexbot.
I'll see if I can find it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:04 PM (8O3HH)
They are the ones who have already "gotten" them and are now trying desparately to get rid of them.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January
well, those must not be the ones that are getting interviewed.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:04 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Fleshlight, Inc. at January 12, 2018 11:05 PM (8O3HH)
..
And not one of those individual parts will demand half your shit in court.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 11:05 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 11:05 PM (nisXv)
I'll see if I can find it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January
man, that is greek tragedy level sad. some guy is so lousy in bed that his sex bot demands he bring his wife in and she agrees.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:06 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 11:06 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Kate Moss
I've had to take out a restraining order.
Posted by: Robert Plant at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (5wCUq)
---
good idea
Posted by: Rose McGowan and Daisy Fuentes at January 12, 2018 11:06 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (MTjB1)
Very pleased that Trump can trigger important discussions even when people lie about what he said at a private meeting. It's as though the Trump model in the liars heads propagated his persuasion anyway.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 11:06 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 11:07 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:07 PM (md3fh)
....
Masturbation is cheating. Looking at another woman with lust is cheating.
Hell, some days, having a cup of coffee and a bowl of cereal before work is cheating....
The primary advantage of sexbots?
The introduction of LOGIC to your sex life.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 11:08 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: Kate Moss
I've had to take out a restraining order.
Posted by: Robert Plant at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (5wCUq)
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good idea
Posted by: Rose McGowan and Daisy Fuentes at January 12, 2018 11:06 PM (vChNs)
---
mghdjkuuggghhh
Posted by: Karen Ann Quinlan at January 12, 2018 11:09 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 10:19 PM (BJoTC)
It's not like shit isn't compostable, is it? They sell "composting toilets" after all. I suspect the old turd mixed in with the lawn clippings and kitchen waste would actually accelerate the rotting process.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:09 PM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 12, 2018 11:09 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:10 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:11 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Captain Cornbread and the Bear Den Mouintain Militia at January 12, 2018 11:11 PM (yhf6w)
Dammit, I can't find that threesome bot one, but I did stumble across this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4925100
They let a bunch of "customers" try out one of the sexbots, and well, they had to take to the body shop. Poor thing was "broken" and "heavily soiled".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:12 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:12 PM (md3fh)
They let a bunch of "customers" try out one of the sexbots, and
well, they had to take to the body shop. Poor thing was "broken" and
"heavily soiled".
...
Totally unlike a real female.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 11:12 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:13 PM (5wCUq)
280: beecher.
Oh hell, you're up where the balls on a brass monkey don't have a fucking chance.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 11:13 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 12, 2018 11:13 PM (IcT7t)
Nobody's figured out yet what that spells?
It's like I don't know you people any more...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:13 PM (tRaq7)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4925100
They let a bunch of "customers" try out one of the sexbots, and well, they had to take to the body shop. Poor thing was "broken" and "heavily soiled".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January
well with so many shitholes around, going to be a long time before the sexbot is competitive with the lbfm.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:14 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 11:14 PM (y87Qq)
Plural customers. One sexbot.
There aren't enough W's in the world to type out the 'EWWW' noise I'm making now.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 11:14 PM (6FqZa)
well, they had to take to the body shop. Poor thing was "broken" and
"heavily soiled".
...
Totally unlike a real female.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January
well the real women in those situations are only emotionally broken because daddy was bad, years of stripping, whatever.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:15 PM (MTjB1)
....
Disagree.
They are the ones who have already "gotten" them and are now trying desparately to get rid of them.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 11:03 PM (5ng19)
Sadly this is the truth.
I'm sure those will be banned for men while the Sybian will become built like John Holmes with a NFL linebacker body.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 12, 2018 11:15 PM (j8aRL)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 12, 2018 11:15 PM (bYk1t)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 10:59 PM
i don't have opposable thumbs, i can't sign anything!!!! and your "leaving" an X on me is NOT me making my mark!!!! Go play with your brazilian cherry & leave me alone. sob. my soil is never going to dry out.
Posted by: publius's ficus at January 12, 2018 11:15 PM (jKjv9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 11:16 PM (fA1SL)
This is a slow thread.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:11 PM (cu8/f)
(putting on my best Laurence fishburne voice in Event horizon)
"This place is a tomb."
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:17 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:17 PM (md3fh)
Plural customers. One sexbot.
There aren't enough W's in the world to type out the 'EWWW' noise I'm making now.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January
uncomfortable enough when you are solo golfing and have to get hooked up with three guys to make a foursome. who wants to go to the sexbot parlor and have to be the fourth with three losers pounding the shitholes on some silicone doll. were that ever to happen no way I am switching holes. will cut a bitch before that happens.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet
If that shit dam breaks we'll have a shitnami on our hands bud!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:17 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:18 PM (md3fh)
...
Problem is that you gotta 1) go to the shit hole that lbfm is in and B) fuck her there.
Bring her INCONUS and she will be the first link in a 27 link chain migration. And sue your ass for .... something terrible.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 11:18 PM (5ng19)
Sure. But, I was thinking more as a gift to the inspector.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2018 11:18 PM (g64pJ)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January
fiance visas
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:19 PM (MTjB1)
>> sob
Aww, baby, you're my favorite, promise. The only one. Those others mean nothing to me. Nothing.
Hey, I'll go get some of your favorite Miracle Grow, put you in the sunlight tomorrow like you love, and give a nice leaf massage.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:19 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:19 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 11:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Colonel32 at January 12, 2018 11:20 PM (0cbFk)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:21 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: JB1000 at January 12, 2018 11:02 PM (SGGel)
No, seriously, where are you going? I have armed guards at the door who will shoot you on sight. There, see, I knew you would all volunteer to stay. Now, we are not producing enough to meet demand. I have built a special "retirement room" next door for the old and infirm. We will take GREAT care of you there. You will really enjoy the rest of your life there. All of you who do not produce more than you consume will have your turn in the retirement room next. There, one big productive happy family. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go trade in my Ferrari for two Ferraris.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2018 11:21 PM (wdmm9)
Lahey, is that you?
Posted by: Julian at January 12, 2018 11:21 PM (c6Ace)
Posted by: Ruthless
yeah, but they only respond to commands in Welsh.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 11:22 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:22 PM (md3fh)
If they had a good firewall, they wouldn't get a virus in the first place.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:23 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 11:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 12, 2018 11:23 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:23 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:25 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ruthless
Only the ones with bugs. The clean ones run on iOS 69.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (5wCUq)
Is this a Black Mirror ep yet?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (+lOpA)
And, if I understand that PDT's "shithole" quote was "leaked" by a Dim Congresscritter, he didn't have to do a thing.
That's my President right there.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:27 PM (md3fh)
....
Masturbation is cheating. Looking at another woman with lust is cheating.
Hell, some days, having a cup of coffee and a bowl of cereal before work is cheating....
The primary advantage of sexbots?
The introduction of LOGIC to your sex life.
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 11:08 PM (5ng19)
Have a dream about another woman? Cheating. She has a dream about you with another woman? Also cheating.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 11:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at January 12, 2018 11:27 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 11:27 PM (fA1SL)
This thread may not be mort, but it is on its last legs.
On a Friday night? What, do I have to go out to the bar?
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 11:27 PM (nisXv)
Yeah, it's a total turnoff when their tits turn blue and flash "IRQL_NOT_LESS_THAN_OR_EQUAL".
The best ones will run Linux. Now, that will need a command line interface to properly customize it for one's "needs".
I wonder what that interface will be. Maybe you'll use your tongue somewhere, somehow to "type" commands.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:28 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (nBr1j)
Way too close to home bro.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (+lOpA)
And now, for a look into the future:
**TOP FIVE LEAST POPULAR SETTINGS FOR SEXBOTS***
5. "Kate Upton with a head cold"
4. "Refugee from shithole country"
3. "Sober Hillary Clinton"
2. "Drunk Hillary Clinton"
2. "Woman from a shithole country"
1. "Madelaine Albright"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: TickledPink at January 12, 2018 11:30 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2018 11:30 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2018 11:30 PM (eMKNe)
I wonder what that interface will be. Maybe you'll use your tongue somewhere, somehow to "type" commands.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
Sam Kinison: Lick the Alphabet
https://youtu.be/R7790iQ6a4Q
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:30 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 11:27 PM (NWiLs)
Funny how that shit works.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:30 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:30 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 11:30 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:28 PM (8O3HH)
Unix has had the shell commands 'unzip', 'touch', 'finger', 'mount', 'fsck', 'yes', and 'sleep' since back before they invented pterodactyls, and I imagine the jokes originated around the same time.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 11:32 PM (y87Qq)
Is this a Black Mirror ep yet?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 11:26 PM (6FqZa)
Pretty sure the multi billion dollar yearly feminist international lobby will never allow that to be made.
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:33 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:33 PM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Bette Davis at January 12, 2018 11:33 PM (bc2Lc)
*PUNT*
Buh bye...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:33 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:17 PM (aMlLZ)
---
it's a MINE
Posted by: Gimli at January 12, 2018 11:34 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 12, 2018 11:34 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (md3fh)
If there's a Michael Dorn model, I'm in.
Posted by: Barry O. at January 12, 2018 11:34 PM (sXefu)
I'd be wary of open sores sexbots.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 12, 2018 11:35 PM (IcT7t)
Way too close to home bro.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (+lOpA)
And people think I just make this shit up.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 11:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (8O3HH)
Any potential suitors for that model died off 65 million years ago.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:35 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:36 PM (g4lFK)
I tried to read the socialist link, but two paragraphs in, and it was plodding. Dude really, really needs an editor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:37 PM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:37 PM (md3fh)
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Posted by: Micosoft sexbot at January 12, 2018 11:37 PM (vChNs)
Way too close to home bro.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (+lOpA)
And people think I just make this shit up.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 11:35 PM (NWiLs)
Men are finally discussing it more as feminism seeks totalitarian rule. The knowledge is spreading at an exponential level.
Sadly we lost the war to feminism and only the death of the welfare state can kill it.
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:38 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 12, 2018 11:38 PM (Ckg4U)
Why stop there? Program them to clean the whole house.
OK, the whole basement.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 12, 2018 11:38 PM (IcT7t)
As if I could not be more appalled at CNN, we go to Arby's tonight where their fake news in on a couple screens. I was about to sit at a booth right underneath the screen when I looked up at it and saw on the chyron, SPELLED OUT, "shithole."
I immediately picked up my drink and set us up at a farther booth so my littl'un could not see.
Shame on you, and f u CNN.
Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 11:39 PM (eLVrv)
No, no, no. They need to be programmed to fetch beers from the fridge and make sammiches.
And self-clean. And maybe take out the garbage, but then they'd get stolen every Monday and Thursday.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:39 PM (tRaq7)
Nasty out there here. Looking like driving home will be fun. Few of my employees have gone home early. Keeping me busy.
All in all, not too bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2018 11:39 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:37 PM (md3fh)
Pro tip: if you "cut out the middleman", as it were, you might get your own mention on a future installment of the ONT!
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 11:39 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:12 PM (md3fh)
I pine. Norfolk Island.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:39 PM (cu8/f)
Way too close to home bro.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (+lOpA)
And people think I just make this shit up.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 11:35 PM (NWiLs)
Men are finally discussing it more as feminism seeks totalitarian rule. The knowledge is spreading at an exponential level.
Sadly we lost the war to feminism and only the death of the welfare state can kill it.
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:38 PM (g4lFK)
As long as dudes like me walk the earth we'll never lose the war to feminism. I'm their worst nightmare.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:39 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:36 PM (g4lFK)
Sounds like a win/win: co-promote sexbots along with Gwynnie's hoohah steamer. All automated. You could call it, "The Womba".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:40 PM (sD2WN)
3. "Sober Hillary Clinton"
2. "Drunk Hillary Clinton"
2. "Woman from a shithole country"
1. "Madelaine Albright"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2018 11:29 PM (eMKNe)
---
you said Hilary Clinton twice
Posted by: Heddy LaMarr at January 12, 2018 11:40 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:37 PM (md3fh)
That mode will lead to castration.
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:40 PM (g4lFK)
Blurred Lines:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
Blurred Lines has a blonde, a brunette (Emily Ratatouillevick) and a black chick.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:41 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:41 PM (cu8/f)
You forgot the "Lena" model.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:31 PM (8O3HH)
and the Stella
Posted by: Harry Mudd at January 12, 2018 11:41 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:41 PM (5wCUq)
Thank you. No readhead.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:42 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 12, 2018 11:42 PM (IcT7t)
*PUNT*
Buh bye...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:33 PM (tRaq7)
---
Wife.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 11:42 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 12, 2018 11:41 PM (5wCUq)
I believe that is pronounced 'Emily Ratatas-omama.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2018 11:42 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 12, 2018 11:43 PM (/qEW2)
even worse, what if you are some slob who simply lets his sex doll go unwashed with layers and layers of crud on her.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:44 PM (md3fh)
Do they make sexbots with modular butts? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Shep Smith
Universal Serial Butt
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 11:44 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 12, 2018 11:43 PM (/qEW2)
All you have to do, Sheppie, is screw the head on backwards.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:44 PM (sD2WN)
Nah, you could keep them busy cooking stuff.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 11:44 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 11:45 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:45 PM (cu8/f)
We are citizens of Slobbovia
(Oh, that this should be happening to us!)
We are giving you back to the Indians
(But they are refusing, of cuss!)
PTUI on you, Slobbovia!
We are hating your icebound coast
Of all the countries in the world
WE ARE HATING SLOBBOVIA MOST!!
Posted by: Festus Fogg at January 12, 2018 11:45 PM (fSf/G)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 12, 2018 11:46 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:46 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:43 PM (MTjB1)
Damn, too fucking funny. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:46 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:46 PM (cu8/f)
fembots turn into bored housebots that would cheat on you with the
automatic pool cleaner and blame it on you for not paying attention to
it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 11:45 PM (2DOZq)
Oh shit! That would make for a hilarious parody pr0n movie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:46 PM (sD2WN)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 11:42 PM (vChNs)
Shit.
You have my sympathies.
After 21 of holy deadlock with the Daughter of Satan, my tolerance for BS got all the way up to about three seconds.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (tRaq7)
Lahey, is that you?
Posted by: Julian at January 12, 2018 11:21 PM (c6Ace)
--Jim Lahey is a f****** drunk and he always will be
Posted by: Ray at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (eLVrv)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 11:48 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Stepford Mens Asso. at January 12, 2018 11:48 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)
You would be more successful storming Iwo Jima with a tennis racket.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:49 PM (aMlLZ)
Oh my dear Lord. I was so preoccupied with the sexbot and ficus silly debauchery that I failed to notice Her Grace has graced us with her presence.
I did not get the red carpet, nor announce her. It's the Tower for sure.
Welcome, dear lady.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:49 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)
---
FIFY
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 11:49 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:49 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 11:50 PM (eLVrv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January
lol
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:50 PM (MTjB1)
Anywhere will be fine.
Guinness may have been involved.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2018 11:51 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison
Believe me, I KNOW!
Posted by: Brian Williams at January 12, 2018 11:51 PM (5wCUq)
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come the spring when the winter shit melt-off happens, that damn'll never hold
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 11:51 PM (vChNs)
Sadly we lost the war to feminism and only the death of the welfare state can kill it.
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:38 PM (g4lFK)
As long as dudes like me walk the earth we'll never lose the war to feminism. I'm their worst nightmare.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 12, 2018 11:39 PM (aMlLZ)
I respect the confidence and hope. But as long as feminists are given authority detached from responsibility, accountability, and comsquemces with the power of the State behind them......then the war is lost. Men diont have the power of the state behind us, nor the laws, and we are held to different standards without any authority yet face responsibilities, accountabilities, and consequences for the actions of feminists.
There are close to 4000 non profit feminist and women's rights in Ametica and 140 PACs of feminism and women's rights not including NOW and League of women's Voters and NEA (National Eduation association).
Men have the VA. They allow men who are vets to die. We are disposable utilities.
The welfare state will collapse and that will end feminism. Hell they are already freaking out that men are avoiding relationships with them.
I don't believe people,really grasp how bad it is unless you are thrown in it unqualified through false allegations and the 50 billion dollar a year family law industry.
Worst part is that the white knights sold men and women down the river over 100 years ago.
Nothing news under the sun.
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:51 PM (g4lFK)
Well, the modular aspect would appeal to some with varied tastes. Think of the possibilities! Kate Upton with hairy tits one day and three - I see four - hooters the next! Katsuni's mouth one day, that MILF across the street's rear the next! Kind of a Mrs. Potato Head you can boink...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 12, 2018 11:51 PM (t3kPl)
Welcome, dear lady.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:49 PM (8O3HH)
No tower for you, faithful follower!
How is life treating you, publius? I've been working OVERTIME!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 12, 2018 11:51 PM (cu8/f)
I just had a BSOD myself at the thought of "sex rules" for womyns. They set the rules. Period.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:52 PM (8O3HH)
As long as dudes like me walk the earth we'll never lose the war to feminism. I'm their worst nightmare.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January
nothing is over until we decide it is
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:52 PM (md3fh)
Wanna try it?
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 11:52 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January
wouldn't it be easier to walk across the street?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:53 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 12, 2018 11:47 PM (Ckg4U)
Didn't she get hired to advertise that millennial Heart of Darkness island nightmare music festival where the hipster 20-somethings paid $10k to have their passports confiscated and started eating each other after six hours?
Did that actually happen or was it a campaign for a teenie horror movie?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 11:53 PM (y87Qq)
I should have known better, but I said yes.
She hands me 2, identical, anniversary cards. From me to her. One dated 2015 (date in her hand writing), the other card undated. I point out that I am consistent in my feelings for her. And it is not my fault if Hallmark fails to rotate their inventory.
I lived to tell the story!
Posted by: tbodie at January 12, 2018 11:53 PM (j+h+K)
https://tinyurl.com/yacj38kv
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 11:54 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 12, 2018 11:54 PM (sRycn)
>> OVERTIME!
I heard about your 12 hour days. I hope it's worth it. Too much work and no play, you know.
And shoot, duty calls me again. Once again, Dear Old Dad needs something which they've run out, and I've got to make a midnight run to the 24-hr drug store.
Be back soon, I hope.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:55 PM (8O3HH)
Heart of Darkness island nightmare music festival where the hipster
20-somethings paid $10k to have their passports confiscated and started
eating each other after six hours?
Did that actually happen or was it a campaign for a teenie horror movie?"
-Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 11:53 PM (y87Qq)
I just wanted to know if anyone thought she was a redhead.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 12, 2018 11:55 PM (Ckg4U)
Bezos announced he was donating $33 mil for 1k illegal alien scholarships. That'd fine, I don't GAF what he does with his money, but ...
The next time you click on that Amazon purchase button, remember, you are helping. For that matter, the next time you pay at the register at Whole Paycheck Foods.
Trump has denied that he referred to Haiti as a shithole. Or Africa, for that matter. The only quoted (anonymous) source is the WaPo's second hand Dem source. WaPo? Ain't that owned by the above mentioned dude? Ahem.
Gell-Mann amnesia comes to mind. But hey, the Dems are sooooo anxious to run with this particular shitball that they plan to introduce it as a censure motion in the House. Where the fuck is my fainting couch?
Anyhoo, as many commenters/pundits have mentioned, no one but the Dems GAF is he DID say it, cuz it's a truthbomb. If he didn't say it, he should have.
But my main point here is that WaPo's shit-mongering is accepted as the stone cold truth. And I wouldn't trust them fuckers to catch my parrot's turds.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2018 11:56 PM (MQ2up)
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:36 PM (g4lFK)
Sounds like a win/win: co-promote sexbots along with Gwynnie's hoohah steamer. All automated. You could call it, "The Womba".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2018 11:40 PM (sD2WN)
I don't trust my penis and any man's penis under the control of Paltrow. David Fincher put her head in a box. She remembers and see billions of dickheads lopped off as her form of revenge.
Posted by: Monk at January 12, 2018 11:57 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 12, 2018 11:54 PM (sRycn)
--Crap, now I'm gonna have to listen.
Posted by: logprof at January 12, 2018 11:58 PM (eLVrv)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 11:59 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 12, 2018 11:59 PM (md3fh)
I lived to tell the story!
Now that's thinking on your feet. Kinda, I guess.
You may yet live, but how comfy is your couch?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:00 AM (tRaq7)
a de-jizz-inizer-bot
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January
something like a roomba, maybe a hoohaba or something?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:00 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (md3fh)
Like Mia Love, Erick Erickson, and a bunch of other... oh wait they're Republicans aren't they.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 12, 2018 11:55 PM (Ckg4U)
IIRC from various photos (that I did in no way seek out) she was impossible to verify as she was an advocate of hardwood floors, shall we say.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (7AQC5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (c8EhQ)
As long as dudes like me walk the earth we'll never lose the war to feminism. I'm their worst nightmare.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January
nothing is over until we decide it is
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
Repealing the 19th amendment would be a start. Then tying the right to vote with having to sign up for the draft/selective service. Or tying the right Tim vote with straight up serving in the military.
Voting is a privilege and not a right IMHO. Privileges get taken away and standards must be met.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (g4lFK)
nothing is over until we decide it is
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
Exactly.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:02 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:03 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 13, 2018 12:03 AM (sRycn)
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the pussy does not ride it. it rides the pussy
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2018 12:04 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 11:59 PM (vChNs)
Who washes the washbots?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2018 12:04 AM (y87Qq)
-Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 12, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
"Exactly."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:02 AM (aMlLZ)
It wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:05 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 13, 2018 12:06 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 12, 2018 11:59 PM (vChNs)
Who washes the washbots?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2018 12:04 AM (y87Qq)
The Gypies.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:06 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:06 AM (6FqZa)
Be back soon, I hope.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:55 PM (8O3HH)
Bless you in your service!
I'm drunk and disorderly. No, fuck you and you know who you are, LOL! Your headohones don't even work!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:07 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
This situations calls for a really futile and stupid gesture on somebody's part!
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 13, 2018 12:07 AM (5wCUq)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 13, 2018 12:06 AM (/qEW2)
This is about rape, isn't it Bernie?
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:08 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:08 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:08 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 13, 2018 12:08 AM (md3fh)
Prayers, as always, for Joyce and the whole ibguy clan!
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 13, 2018 12:08 AM (prxs+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:00 AM (tRaq7)
She laughed. It's all good.
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2018 12:08 AM (j+h+K)
Ever been craving a food (like pizza), even though your nose is so stuffed that you know that even if you *had* the food in question right in front of you, you could barely taste it if you ate it?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:09 AM (eMKNe)
How bad, do you ask?
The doc yesterday prescribed me cough syrup, with codeine. I'm positively loopy tonight!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:10 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January
coke should clear that right up.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:10 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (md3fh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe)
Ever been craving a food (like pizza), even though your nose is so stuffed that you know that even if you *had* the food in question right in front of you, you could barely taste it if you ate it?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:09 AM (eMKNe)
Get an authentic Italian restuarnt made pizza. Extra cheese and whatever else you love.
YOLO!
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:10 AM (eMKNe)
So a good night, all in all?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (7AQC5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Ruthless at January
make sure you take the coffee out of the bag first.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:12 AM (eMKNe)
Be back soon, I hope.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 11:55 PM (8O3HH)
Bless you in your service!
I'm drunk and disorderly. No, fuck you and you know who you are, LOL! Your headohones don't even work!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:07 AM (cu8/f)
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I got the midnight call yesterday. Dad slipped off the bed* and could not get up. Nor can Mom hoist him. So off I went. luckily only 10 minutes
away.
* beer may have been involved
At my last count I am not only infinitely in their debt. been making steady progress.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2018 12:12 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:12 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve
You have the makings of some Purple Drank. Just avoid any white-hispanics.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 13, 2018 12:12 AM (5wCUq)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (md3fh)
Aha. The old crapacinno cure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 12:12 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 13, 2018 12:07 AM (5wCUq)
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do I have to run for president AGAIN?
Posted by: Hillary at January 13, 2018 12:13 AM (vChNs)
If no one has already said it, this wins the internet.
Posted by: Delayna at January 13, 2018 12:13 AM (KNFU5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January
Pizza? I wouldn't care, I would take it intravenous if I had to. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:13 AM (aMlLZ)
There's actually a pretty good new place right in my town here, called Aliacci. Looking forward to getting 'em again...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:13 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:14 AM (eMKNe)
How bad, do you ask?
The doc yesterday prescribed me cough syrup, with codeine. I'm positively loopy tonight!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:10 AM (eMKNe)
Rum, Coke, and codiene. You don't need pizza with that action.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:14 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January
----
come to me child
Posted by: Surstromming at January 13, 2018 12:14 AM (vChNs)
In fairness, I had a slice at Costco earlier today. But I'm one of these who could eat pizza for every meal.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:15 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:15 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 13, 2018 12:03 AM (sRycn)
--I had to give that a listen because a) my Stay Sick cassette is long gone and b) they played that song when I saw them live and that was the song where Lux was literally climbing the rafters at The Boathouse.
That was a great show in itself but it also has sentimental value because it happened during a grim time of my life.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 12:15 AM (eLVrv)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:14 AM (g4lFK)
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feeling pretty left out here
Posted by: sodomy and the lash at January 13, 2018 12:15 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January
I do believe this is the 1st time I have seen someone go long-hand on a nic.
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2018 12:16 AM (j+h+K)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 13, 2018 12:16 AM (md3fh)
I would end up alone with an unhousebroken Asimo robot, cleaning up all the cogs and what-not that he poops out onto my kitchen floor. Then we would break out the Svedka and get drunk, waxing nostalgic about the days before the Singularity.
Sexbots: Can't live with 'em, certainly can't get 'em to cook a decent Chicken Marsala, no matter how many "smart" appliances are in my cog-encrusted kitchen.
Posted by: FireHorse at January 13, 2018 12:17 AM (y+SdL)
Posted by: sodomy and the lash at January 13, 2018 12:17 AM (vChNs)
Comfy AF.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:17 AM (g4lFK)
You will have dreams. And they'll be good ones.
May they include Kate Upton or Rosamund Pike or a suitable other young starlet.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:17 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 13, 2018 12:18 AM (md3fh)
Apparently "I, Tonya" is a hit. I *told* y'all everyone wanted to see Margot Robbie in tights!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:18 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:18 AM (cu8/f)
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a million to one kid.
Posted by: Skynet at January 13, 2018 12:18 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: BlockChain 9000 LLC at January 13, 2018 12:19 AM (qYCgM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:15 AM (eMKNe)
Man, me too. I vowed to one day roll up a whole pizza like a fruit roll and munch the fucker till it was gone.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:19 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:18 AM (cu8/f)
Need I warm up the cellphone? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:19 AM (aMlLZ)
WD, read that this morning. You handled it well.
And I really regret missing out on the K-TEL ONT, in real time.
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2018 12:20 AM (j+h+K)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 12:20 AM (eLVrv)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:18 AM (cu8/f)
I'll be there in seven hours.
...Some would call it "rape".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:15 AM (eMKNe)
*spikes rum with MDMA and inserts rum through USB port*
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:20 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:18 AM (cu8/f)
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OK, lets start the 'interview'
Posted by: Chris Mathews at January 13, 2018 12:21 AM (vChNs)
...Some would call it "rape".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)
It's not rape if I WANT IT, LOL!
5 1/2 hours, tops.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:21 AM (cu8/f)
I ran a pizza place as a yoot. Good times.
Still love it and will make it from scratch once every millennia.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (w1zJX)
the stone cold truth. And I wouldn't trust them fuckers to catch my
parrot's turds.
No shit.
Shit???
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:19 AM (aMlLZ)
ROFL!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (cu8/f)
WD, read that this morning. You handled it well.
And I really regret missing out on the K-TEL ONT, in real time.
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2018 12:20 AM (j+h+K)
I would have put him in the camel clutch until he tapped out and admitted he was a commie faggit. But that's just the dad in me speaking
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (g4lFK)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (aMlLZ)
Who doesn't?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:23 AM (Ckg4U)
Hell, I don't even recognize 90% of the names.
What ever happened to appliance repair or buttplug at the San Francisco Street fairs?
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 12:23 AM (xsVNp)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 13, 2018 12:23 AM (md3fh)
Voting is a privilege and not a right IMHO. Privileges get taken away and standards must be met.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (g4lFK)
========
As you note in @425 there are "white knights". What are you going to do about liberal men who vote?
None of the stupidest, most evil abuses from liberalism would have been possible without liberal men: the worst excesses of feminism, the rot in public schools and universities (see WeirdDave's cutural Marxism video), the fact that we are being invaded and disenfranchised through immigration for decades - it wasn't primarily feminists who did that.
I think the best suggestion I've heard here is - if you don't pay taxes, you don't vote. Maybe even, if you are able bodied and receive entitlements, you don't vote ... for anything including judges or the town dog catcher.
If you have no skin in the game, you don't get to exploit other people who do. That approach leaves bleeding heart women free to vote for bad policies, but as I noted above, I don't think it's only (or even primarily) the women. Although I'd concede that woman and other groups targeted by identitarians are probably more likely to be spooked into voting for their "identity group" than, say white males.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 13, 2018 12:24 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 12:23 AM (xsVNp)
Turns out they're kinda the same topic now.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (eLVrv)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (vChNs)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:22 AM (aMlLZ)
Who doesn't?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:23 AM (Ckg4U)
yeah, I'm settling on mead and potato chips. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (eMKNe)
My go-to dinner for when I'm trying to GAINZZ it up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:26 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at January 13, 2018 12:27 AM (nBBdT)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (aMlLZ)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:28 AM (Ckg4U)
Can't decide between pizza and steak? Why not have both? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:28 AM (eMKNe)
Like everything else, there comes a time to change brands.
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 13, 2018 12:28 AM (RuIsu)
Voting is a privilege and not a right IMHO. Privileges get taken away and standards must be met.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:01 AM (g4lFK)
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As you note in @425 there are "white knights". What are you going to do about liberal men who vote?
None of the stupidest, most evil abuses from liberalism would have been possible without liberal men: the worst excesses of feminism, the rot in public schools and universities (see WeirdDave's cutural Marxism video), the fact that we are being invaded and disenfranchised through immigration for decades - it wasn't primarily feminists who did that.
I think the best suggestion I've heard here is - if you don't pay taxes, you don't vote. Maybe even, if you are able bodied and receive entitlements, you don't vote ... for anything including judges or the town dog catcher.
If you have no skin in the game, you don't get to exploit other people who do. That approach leaves bleeding heart women free to vote for bad policies, but as I noted above, I don't think it's only (or even primarily) the women. Although I'd concede that woman and other groups targeted by identitarians are probably more likely to be spooked into voting for their "identity group" than, say white males.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 13, 2018 12:24 AM (/qEW2)
I agree with your assessment. Net taxpayers. That's the key. Lots of corporate and government welfare out there to special groups,who pay tastes but it's not a net positive in taxes.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:28 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:25 AM (aMlLZ)
And now I have the munchies.
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2018 12:29 AM (j+h+K)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:29 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:29 AM (PmCoA)
My go-to dinner for when I'm trying to GAINZZ it up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:26 AM (eMKNe)
Thanks God you are alive. I couldn't handle another person OD___ on me in one week
.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:30 AM (g4lFK)
I believe potato chips were a 19th century invention, along with canned soup.
I know Campbells started off with some... interesting flavors that aren't available any more, like Ox-Tail.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:30 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 13, 2018 12:24 AM (/qEW2)
In a perfect world? Line the streets with their impaled rotting corpses.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:30 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2018 12:30 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:30 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (sRycn)
"In the summer of 1853, Native American George Crum was employed as a chef at an elegant resort in Saratoga Springs, New York. One dinner guest found Crum's French fries too thick for his liking and rejected the order. Crum decided to rile the guest by producing fries too thin and crisp to skewer with a fork. The plan backfired. The guest was ecstatic over the browned, paper-thin potatoes, and other diners began requesting Crum's potato chips."
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (eMKNe)
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We've substituted Folger's Crystals for Gwyneth's usual brand, let's see if she can tell the difference.
Posted by: Folgers Coffee Co. at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (nBBdT)
just so old haha
Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:32 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:32 AM (Ckg4U)
I know Campbells started off with some... interesting flavors that aren't available any more, like Ox-Tail.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:30 AM (eMKNe)
Try Campbell's tomato soup with Italian spices, and handfuls of popcorn.
An old college standby. Cheap. Filling. Delicious.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:32 AM (cu8/f)
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for PowWowChow Vol-2
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2018 12:33 AM (vChNs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:33 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:29 AM (cu8/f)
Probably when the first drunken asshole tripped and fell into a campfire with a potato.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:33 AM (aMlLZ)
Pasteur invented the modern version of canned food - i.e. little ptomaine poisoning - at the behest of the French military who were looking for a way to feed the troops with relatively little cannibalism...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 12:33 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2018 12:33 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:33 AM (eMKNe)
And the customer loved it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:33 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 12:34 AM (eLVrv)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January
you know that is how my old college standby described me.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:34 AM (MTjB1)
That was the logic behind the rule, in the early days before there were income taxes or sales taxes, that only Property Owners were allowed to vote.
I think it was a good rule, but I don't think we could ever get back to it. Not in this civilization, at least. Maybe in the next one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2018 12:34 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:34 AM (eMKNe)
-Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:29 AM (PmCoA)
Welcome aboard, darlin'.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:34 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (eMKNe)
...and that's when the Great Potato Chip Fight started...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:34 AM (tRaq7)
It's not hard, it's called a Stromboli. I make them all the time.
Take a pizza dough, roll it out but make a long oval shape instead of a round one. Pizza sauce right down the middle, then steak(cooked) and cover with cheese. Fold one side of the dough over the ingredients, and then kneed the ends together. It'll look like an elongated capital D. Use your pizza cutter to trim the curved side of the "D", poke a couple of vent holes in the top and toss her in the oven. Yum!
Posted by: Weirddave at January 13, 2018 12:35 AM (bYk1t)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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They were smart to avoid vichyssoise.
Posted by: Bon Vivant Inc. at January 13, 2018 12:35 AM (cp1if)
except I thought it was a New Yorker who served up the chips.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:35 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison
Cheap, effective, and Febreze stock would skyrocket.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 13, 2018 12:35 AM (5wCUq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January
more commonly referred to as the Civil War.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:35 AM (MTjB1)
"In the summer of 1853, Native American George Crum was employed as a chef at an elegant resort in Saratoga Springs, New York. One dinner guest found Crum's French fries too thick for his liking and rejected the order. Crum decided to rile the guest by producing fries too thin and crisp to skewer with a fork. The plan backfired. The guest was ecstatic over the browned, paper-thin potatoes, and other diners began requesting Crum's potato chips."
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)
Sp a totally dick move returning food made the asshole a legend and not the cook.
In many ways this is the story of......
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:36 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:37 AM (eMKNe)
"In the summer of 1853, Native American George Crum was employed as a chef at an elegant resort in Saratoga Springs, New York. One dinner guest found Crum's French fries too thick for his liking and rejected the order. Crum decided to rile the guest by producing fries too thin and crisp to skewer with a fork. The plan backfired. The guest was ecstatic over the browned, paper-thin potatoes, and other diners began requesting Crum's potato chips."
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)
Sp a totally dick move returning food made the asshole a legend and not the cook.
In many ways this is the story of......
Posted by: Monk at January
so it is more or less the nineteenth century version of the guy shining judge smales shoes in caddyshack.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:37 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:37 AM (PmCoA)
Hell, I don't even recognize 90% of the names.
What ever happened to appliance repair or buttplug at the San Francisco Street fairs?
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 12:23 AM (xsVNp)
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I have a question Bob. A tambourine can't play a song. Why isn't it "Hey Mr. Tambourine man play a rhythm for me"?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 12:37 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2018 12:38 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:34 AM (MTjB1)
Were you at Dartmouth?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:39 AM (cu8/f)
Potato chips are pow wow chow!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2018 12:38 AM (IqV8l)
Go goodum with peacepipe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:39 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2018 12:39 AM (cp1if)
Posted by: lousa
You have a phone that poops. Don't get too greedy wanting your cake and eating it too
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:40 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:40 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (vChNs)
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Bosnia, Moldova and 70% of Belgium
Posted by: Nora at January 13, 2018 12:40 AM (nyQyG)
In many ways this is the story of......
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:36 AM (g4lFK)
Quick! No peeking! What was the name of the dinner guest, and what was the name of the chef?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 12:40 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)
Sp a totally dick move returning food made the asshole a legend and not the cook.
In many ways this is the story of......
Posted by: Monk at January
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA2hHPPwtmQ
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:41 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:39 AM (cu8/f)
I went to Oden's School of Metal, otherwise known as Fuck U. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (6FqZa)
Fucking Sean penn
Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January
no, much further west. were you?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:43 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 12:43 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (aMlLZ)
I had a really nice Odin medallion, but I gave it to my young lover back in 1996.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:44 AM (cu8/f)
In many ways this is the story of......
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:36 AM (g4lFK)
Quick! No peeking! What was the name of the dinner guest, and what was the name of the chef?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 12:40 AM (sD2WN)
Some asshole returning food he didn't like,and grumble grumble Harry Crum?
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:45 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (6FqZa)
Gonna be even rougher when the mines dry up and the heroin companies leave. Nothing sadder than an old dying Appalachian heroin town.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2018 12:45 AM (y87Qq)
Fucking Sean penn
Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (PmCoA)
Leftists have been the destroyers of civilizations since man came down from the trees.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:45 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:43 AM (MTjB1)
Yes. Back when men were men.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:45 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison
I thought Funyuns was the traditional accompaniment to peacepipe.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 13, 2018 12:46 AM (5wCUq)
The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota is the single biggest shithole in the US. Beyond unbelievable. And I say that as an inducted clan member of one of the tribal societies.
Ironic, given that the land, once thought to be worthless, is some of the prettiest high plains and Black Hills acreage anywhere...
Oh, the stories...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 12:46 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 12:46 AM (eLVrv)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:44 AM (cu8/f)
Oden is appeased. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:46 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2018 12:46 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (6FqZa)
That's strip-mining, not open-pit. And if it is done right, it doesn't have destroy the landscape. Alter it, sure, but destroy, no. Backfill the excavations, re-spread the topsoil that was removed and set aside, and plant grasses and quick-growing trees. That's how they strip-mine coal in Alberta.
And if the miniers still had jobs, heroin would not be a problem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 12:47 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:47 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:41 AM (MTjB1)
They don't make them like they used to.
I hear a remake of Caddyshack is being discussed......
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:48 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2018 12:48 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:49 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:49 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 12:49 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 12:47 AM (PmCoA)
Drinking the good stuff, huh? I can't handle vodka, it tastes like hospital in a bottle. Bury it in a long island ice tea though and I'm all in.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (6FqZa)
Oooh. Don't temp your humble butler, Your Grace. He's in a...state.
They were playing Pink Floyd on the radio. Don't need no education. Well, I do need an "education". Always want to learn some new tricks.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 12:31 AM (Ckg4U)
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Crum was the Newton of potato chips. I am the Stephen Hawking.
Posted by: Mr. Pringles at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:45 AM (g4lFK)
Point is, Harry Crum's name is remembered and honored for the invention of the potato chip, and the name of the dinner guest is lost to history (or at least neglected in the many re-tellings of this story).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (sD2WN)
I hear a remake of Caddyshack is being discussed......
Posted by: Monk at January
probably be as funny as a remake of blazing saddles.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (MTjB1)
The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota is the single biggest shithole in the US. Beyond unbelievable. And I say that as an inducted clan member of one of the tribal societies.
Ironic, given that the land, once thought to be worthless, is some of the prettiest high plains and Black Hills acreage anywhere...
Oh, the stories...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 12:46 AM (t3kPl)
Isn't drug manufacturing basically legal on Indian Reservations because the Feds have no jurisdiction?
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:51 AM (g4lFK)
probably be as funny as a remake of blazing saddles.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM
The sheriff is a honkey!
Posted by: Gabby Johnson 2018 at January 13, 2018 12:53 AM (IqV8l)
I think they were trying to do "current year blazing saddles" in A Million Ways To Die In The West
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:53 AM (6FqZa)
They were playing Pink Floyd on the radio. Don't need no education. Well, I do need an "education". Always want to learn some new tricks.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (8O3HH)
Don't toy with me, publius. I'm wrecked.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 12:53 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January
and women were glad of it?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:53 AM (MTjB1)
I know that's good, but I don't remember why it's good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:54 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:45 AM (g4lFK)
Point is, Harry Crum's name is remembered and honored for the invention of the potato chip, and the name of the dinner guest is lost to history (or at least neglected in the many re-tellings of this story).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (sD2WN)
To be fair, Harry Crum was a private detective played by John Candy.
I thought it was Harry Crum but it was Chef Crum.
But I get your point. I used to be a waiter and cook and the pickiness of people jsst came off as being more of assholes trying to dominate others.
This was the Fight Clib ers mind you.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:54 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Monk
Actually the Feds do have jurisdiction for some things, and just take it for some others. Tribal laws also outlaw it, meaning you have to pay the right guys.
Amusingly, there are very few stills, as the liquor store guys just off the Res pay to have homebrews suppressed. Whiteclay NE, population 200, sells > 4 MILLION cans of beer yearly...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 12:54 AM (t3kPl)
Oh hell, I'm always in a...state.
Re the sexbot clean-up technology. Patience, patience. They don't get things all perfected at once.
I'm sure the Japanese will come up with some clever to keep 'em squeaky clean.
After you're done. You just put in 'er in the shower stall, hook upthe water port, put in the detergent pack, and press the clean mode button.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 12:55 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 12:50 AM (8O3HH)
I don't stray from metal much, but pink Floyd is some fun stuff to play. Well a few songs anyway. Comfortably numb and Time are pretty fun. I have very limited diversions, but they somehow nudged their way in.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 12:55 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:49 AM (6FqZa)
Fucking Wobblies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 12:55 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50_JqltsgPM
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 12:55 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January
And women were women.
And sheep were nervous.
#BlameTheNyquil
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2018 12:56 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:57 AM (g4lFK)
Oh, sorry Ma'am. I'll behave. But good thing you're not telepathic.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 12:57 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 12:58 AM (xsVNp)
Apparently my search bar thinks I'm a lonely pervert.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:58 AM (6FqZa)
>> some fun stuff to play.
It was the local classic rock station. They've put Floyd in the rotation of late. Or at least put it in at the times I listen.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 12:58 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 13, 2018 12:59 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Monk
Actually the Feds do have jurisdiction for some things, and just take it for some others. Tribal laws also outlaw it, meaning you have to pay the right guys.
Amusingly, there are very few stills, as the liquor store guys just off the Res pay to have homebrews suppressed. Whiteclay NE, population 200, sells > 4 MILLION cans of beer yearly...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 12:54 AM (t3kPl)
I did not know that. I thought it was anything goes and Tribal law was law of the land.
Any white lightening from any home made stills? Favored? I love some shine
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 12:59 AM (g4lFK)
I know that's good, but I don't remember why it's good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 12:54 AM (tRaq7)
--NFL ripped off a slogan from Barstool Sports and made $$$ selling T shirts with it.
David beat Goliath.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 12:59 AM (eLVrv)
Miley, you are well overdue to take the next turn up the spiral of your life - UP - and there are some very nasty, er, interesting gentlemen here, several online tonight, who might be your type. Make the leap girl, it's time. Chat 'em up.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:00 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:00 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:01 AM (6FqZa)
Heretic!
There is no funnier movie in the history of ever than Blazing Saddles.
Unless they make What Happened into a movie, that is.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:01 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:01 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 11:20 PM (fA1SL)
Been waiting to post this all day:
https://tinyurl.com/y73aofby
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:01 AM (EZWNE)
There is but very low key so they don't get blown up. No volume.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:02 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:02 AM (g4lFK)
Around here, that art has pretty much died out. At least the good stuff by those who know what they're doing. They say you can still get some good 'shine in Georgia.
But maybe I'm just not in some loops in the know. We were talking about this last night -- the fun is that it's "tax free" and illegal. You're giving the middle finger to the Man.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:02 AM (8O3HH)
Plus my nose is working again...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 01:03 AM (eMKNe)
I ask what Seth McFarlane looks like if he is as edgy as Mel Brooks was in 1972. Well it's the joke he made about Weinstein. "Five nominees who no longer have to pretend to be attracted to him." That joke got gasps, not laughs, because everyone knew.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2018 01:03 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 13, 2018 01:03 AM (mMeIQ)
Just gotta say
just about done with the disrespect of everyfuckingbody for my President Trump
Yes he is President Trump he won fair and square
Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 01:04 AM (PmCoA)
Saw that on the back of a Tull album... Or something like it anyway.
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 13, 2018 01:04 AM (RuIsu)
I'm a choir boy sir. I have no idea where you got those ideas.
And besides, "nasty" is such a sordid sounding word. Naughty would be nicer.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:04 AM (8O3HH)
You might be right.
There are comedies that I enjoy better as movies - like Galaxy Quest - but for sheer lolz/minute I can't think of anything superior to Saddles.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:04 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: qdpsteve ''
My sister's favorite was Pepper Pot. Bet nobody remembers that one. It was made with tripe.
Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2018 01:04 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:05 AM (cu8/f)
There is but very low key so they don't get blown up. No volume.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:02 AM (t3kPl)
Peyote? Dear lord I love that stuff. It's a spiritual experience. Do y'all do that in your tribe on your reservation?
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:05 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 01:05 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:05 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2018 01:06 AM (IqV8l)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:05 AM (cu8/f)
Call me, darlin'.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:06 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January
nope
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 01:06 AM (MTjB1)
I did get it rescheduled at least.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:07 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2018 01:04 AM (jm1YL)
Sounds like menudo. A mexican soup made of tripe, and rumored to be a sovereign remedy for hangovers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:07 AM (sD2WN)
Around here, that art has pretty much died out. At least the good stuff by those who know what they're doing. They say you can still get some good 'shine in Georgia.
But maybe I'm just not in some loops in the know. We were talking about this last night -- the fun is that it's "tax free" and illegal. You're giving the middle finger to the Man.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:02 AM (8O3HH)
Game Days during football season. It's everywhere in the open during tailgates.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:07 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:05 AM (cu8/f)
--Ocean Blue, "Ballerina Out of Control"
https://youtu.be/2FJF4Swq_PU
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 01:07 AM (eLVrv)
Excellent. In a just world, Roger Goodell would pay that settlement directly out of his own pocket.
My hatred of the No Fun League cannot be measured by any instrument on Earth.
Progs, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:07 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:06 AM (Ckg4U)
Hoohoo! Are you living dangerously tonight?
I'm so drunk I can't even follow this thread, or respond accordingly.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (cu8/f)
>> Blazing Saddles
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Mad World is up there too.
I first saw that as a teenager -- and I was laughing so hard, I think I literally rolled in the floor.
Clouseau would do that to me as well. Just get weak in the knees and have to collapse. And close to needing Depends as well.
I don't know why laughing can do that. But it can.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:01 AM (g4lFK)
We're working on it...
Posted by: Bene Tleilax at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (itfg0)
I'm so drunk I can't even follow this thread, or respond accordingly."
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (cu8/f)
Don't call me. Get some sleep!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:10 AM (aMlLZ)
>> respond accordingly.
Don't worry, no problem. I just hope you get a laugh.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:10 AM (8O3HH)
God Bless
Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 01:10 AM (PmCoA)
I don't know why laughing can do that. But it can.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (8O3HH)
I own the entire Pink Panther series with Peter Sellers.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:10 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2018 01:11 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (cu8/f)
Sounds like you achieved kolinahr.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:11 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:08 AM (6FqZa)
They were so dreamy before they all hit puberty...
Posted by: Hairy Reid at January 13, 2018 01:11 AM (itfg0)
And yes, there is still some good shine being produced in the hills of VA & NC, but it's all small batch. And it's become so expensive it's ridonculous. Might as well buy the legal stuff at the liquor store.
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 01:11 AM (xsVNp)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (Ckg4U)
NOBODY tells me when to go to bed!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:11 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:11 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:12 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2018 01:12 AM (j+h+K)
Posted by: Berserke
We add flavors. It will light you up. Gets the party started and the panties dropping...... With consent.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:12 AM (g4lFK)
They used to make Chili soup which I also liked. Haven't seen that one in ages though.
Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2018 01:12 AM (jm1YL)
oh well, it's gonna be *that* kind of weekend.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (RCJ3M)
Posted by: Bubbles at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (eLVrv)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:11 AM (cu8/f)
Okay, stuffy. You do you... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (MQ2up)
Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (vChNs)
----
Bosnia, Moldova and 70% of Belgium
Posted by: Nora at January 13, 2018 12:40 AM (nyQyG)
========
I'm not too sure that 70% is white. Just like I suspect is the case with 99% of the acid attackers and victims in London.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (/qEW2)
>> Sellers.
I should get that.
And Steve Martin should be flogged for defiling Peter Sellers' memory with his awful attempt at the character. I tried to watch that, and couldn't. It was turrible.
I think he also defile Phil Silvers' memory.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (EZWNE)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (Ckg4U)
Happy MLK Day weekend everyone!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (RCJ3M)
HEARTLESS!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:12 AM (6FqZa)
There is a place that does make it legally in Tenn. I believe. They make it in a set up like a micro brewery. They pay the tax man so it's all legit
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (sD2WN)
Must be regional, they have it around here in Michigan pretty much everywhere. It is indeed good stuff. I kind of miss their "wonton" soup though. It's like wontons as made by aliens who don't eat earth food but once heard wontons described. I think it's just chicken dumplings that failed QA. I still get an odd craving for it though, it used to be everywhere back on the east coast.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:12 AM (g4lFK)
I bet. that shit is evil.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (EZWNE)
Speechless.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:15 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January
well, don't believe that even for a minute.
Do believe no one ever told you to get out of bed.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 01:15 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Buzzaw90 at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (vChNs)
----
Bosnia, Moldova and 70% of Belgium
Posted by: Nora at January 13, 2018 12:40 AM (nyQyG)
========
I'm not too sure that 70% is white. Just like I suspect is the case with 99% of the acid attackers and victims in London.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (/qEW2)
I'm part Scottish and it's easily Scotland.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (EZWNE)
I'm more wondering if SETI found you yet. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Julian at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (eLVrv)
I think he also defile Phil Silvers' memory.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
So True. Sir, you are a scholar, and a gentleman. And nasty. Don't try and get by with that 'naughty' mask, we know better and respect you all the more for it!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (t3kPl)
-Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (cu8/f)
YEAH, I SAID IT!
Posted by: Mark Levin at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (RCJ3M)
What's Up Doc was pretty funny too. Only saw it once and inhalables may have been involved.
Lots of good funny flix out there, but several stand head and shoulders above the rest. Blazing Saddles is the best IMHO.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:17 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 01:15 AM (MTjB1)
That's true.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:17 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January
well did you ever fuck one?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 01:17 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:13 AM (EZWNE)
I'm more wondering if SETI found you yet. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)
(types)
(deletes)
(drinks more NyQuil)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2018 01:17 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (cu8/f)
---
HEART BREAKER!
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (RCJ3M)
HEARTPLUG
baron fat ass something or other
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:18 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:12 AM (g4lFK)
I bet. that shit is evil.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (aMlLZ)
It's you and your band and some wives and women. What metal song by anybody would y'all play to honor moonshine drinking that night?
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:18 AM (g4lFK)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:18 AM (Ckg4U)
YEAH, I SAID IT!
Posted by: Mark Levin at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (Ckg4U)
Well, you're broadcasting from your secret bunker, so you can say anything you want, and get away with it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:19 AM (cu8/f)
There are a couple commercial shines in the stores here. Good stuff. I think a couple corn and maybe one potato (gluten free!)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:19 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (RCJ3M)
DREAM MAKER!
LOVE TAKER!
DON'T YOU MESS AROUND WITH ME!
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2018 01:19 AM (rJUlF)
Nasty boys sometimes like to tell them to get out of bed. You know, for more athletic....games.
'Course nasty boys with bad knees can only imagine things like that, now.
Maybe the sexbot tech can take care of that. They can pick you up or something.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Julian at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (eLVrv)
Why is Trailer Park Boys not the official Moron how-to guide?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (EZWNE)
Posted by: Monk
------------
Micro-distilleries are all the rage
http://www.microdistillerymap.com/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (c/EDo)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (cu8/f)
Had to be said if you love Mark levin
Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:18 AM (g4lFK)
WASP's Hellion.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:19 AM (t3kPl)
* ponders *
...two potato.
Your move.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2018 01:21 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2018 01:21 AM (zGsgt)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:21 AM (t3kPl)
believe. They make it in a set up like a micro brewery. They pay the
tax man so it's all legit
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:14 AM (g4lFK)
I had some for-real moonshine a few years ago in St. Louis. It was flavored with peach, and was very nice stuff.
I have since seen "craft-distilled" moonshine, put up in Mason jars, in the booze departments of truck-stop C-stores. And I drove by a "craft distillery" in some small town in Montana on U.S. 93 near the Idaho line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:21 AM (sD2WN)
Debauched, probably would be getting into the ball park.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:21 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 01:22 AM (MTjB1)
Glad you got it rescheduled. What about the weed one?Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 13, 2018 01:22 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2018 01:22 AM (rnAwa)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)
*HAH!*
Where's BEN ROETHLIGSBERGER when I need him?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:22 AM (EZWNE)
And with that, I'm off to the snoozer.
Too many hours n' miles t'day, and that's all I've got.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Lincoln Hawk at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (t2yDE)
Your move.
Posted by: hogmartin
Hot potato.
Or, if you are Hitlery, hot steaming squishy potato. In the depends. * hic *
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (t3kPl)
''It's you and your band and some wives and women. What metal song by anybody would y'all play to honor moonshine drinking that night?''
It's not metal but "Copperhead Road'' by Steve Earle would be appropriate
Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:22 AM (EZWNE)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE...WAIT, WHAT?
Posted by: BEN ROETHLIGSBURGERMEISTER, DAMMIT at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (rJUlF)
http://www.microdistillerymap.com/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (c/EDo)
Aha! That would be Willie's Distillery, in Ennis. MT.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 13, 2018 01:23 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:24 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2018 01:24 AM (rJUlF)
I have since seen "craft-distilled" moonshine, put up in Mason jars, in the booze departments of truck-stop C-stores. And I drove by a "craft distillery" in some small town in Montana on U.S. 93 near the Idaho line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:21 AM (sD2WN)
Get you some. It's clean pure alcohol. Peach is amazing and my favorite. Pineapple is good too. Apple is good.
the future is bright in the legal flavored moonshine department.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:25 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January
well did you ever fuck one?
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 01:17 AM (MTjB1)
Now you're just taunting me.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:25 AM (EZWNE)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:25 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (EZWNE)
--Search me. There's something the love for every Moron in that series. Well, except Morons who dislike profanity.
Posted by: Julian at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (eLVrv)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (mMeIQ)
Ukraine?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2018 01:21 AM (zGsgt)
I'd say that, right now, Venezuela is aspiring to that status. Most of the people in Venezuela are of Euro origin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (sD2WN)
Had to be said if you love Mark levin
Posted by: lousagirl at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (PmCoA)
You're right.
Goodnight, Horde!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2018 01:27 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Monk
------------
Micro-distilleries are all the rage
http://www.microdistillerymap.com/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2018 01:20 AM (c/EDo)
I thought there were on,y a couple. I'm glad to see they are doing well and spreading. To be fair, you could be getting bathtub gin the old way.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:27 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:27 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2018 01:27 AM (y3sT9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:24 AM (tRaq7)
Bungee humping? New sensation at the XXX Games?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:27 AM (sD2WN)
Dammit, I'm trying to remember a company/product name.
They made a uh, "couch" thing, it was engineered, and by a lady engineer IIRC, that optimized position for comfort, and well, other things.
Dammit, I can't remember.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:27 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:28 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2018 01:29 AM (zGsgt)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:29 AM (6FqZa)
Good night your Grace. It was nice to see you tonight. Made my day. Very pleasant dreams.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:29 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:30 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Julian at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (eLVrv)
Well, I never got into TPB because it didn't some along until after I had given up watching TV. And I have seen a few episodes, but missed out on a lot of the humor, I think, because I never knew the back story. Seems to be a very much "you had to be there" show.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:30 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 13, 2018 01:30 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 13, 2018 01:31 AM (fkYmC)
Posted by: Julian at January 13, 2018 01:31 AM (eLVrv)
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 01:31 AM (xsVNp)
--Search me. There's something the love for every Moron in that series. Well, except Morons who dislike profanity.
Posted by: Julian at January 13, 2018 01:26 AM (eLVrv)
If profanity makes you squeamish, your Moron membership cannot be renewed. See membership handbook, page 14 Section C, line 6. Right under the Southern Comfort stain.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:31 AM (EZWNE)
I no joke saw my buddy laugh an orange wedge out of his nose in High School.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2018 01:33 AM (zGsgt)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 01:33 AM (eLVrv)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:18 AM (g4lFK)
Actually
ALESTORM "Drink" (pirate metal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0
Korpiklaani "vodka" ( folk metal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ
Korpiklanni "wooden pints"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIc4VHxU7iM
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:34 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2018 01:34 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:34 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:01 AM (g4lFK)
We're working on it...
Posted by: Bene Tleilax at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (itfg0)
========
Hate to break it to you guys. A few years ago a British biologist made a breakthrough in the attempt to fertilize a female egg cell with the nucleus of another cell from the female's body. I'm not sure if it was ultimately successful, but I'm guessing this is a much easier project than creating an artificial womb.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:36 AM (/qEW2)
Surprise Butt Sexx?!!
Sadly, must head for dream-town. Another challenging day tomorrow...
Drink one more for me!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Backup Drummer & Apprentice Tamborinist For 'Wankerz' at January 13, 2018 01:37 AM (t3kPl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:30 AM (sD2WN)
--Oh man, oh man, AOP.
Start anew with either the first movie, or Season 5 (IMHO the best).
Or just watch Best Of clips on YouTube. Lahey and J-ROC are my favorite characters.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 01:38 AM (eLVrv)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:18 AM (g4lFK)
Actually
ALESTORM "Drink" (pirate metal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0
Korpiklaani "vodka" ( folk metal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ
Korpiklanni "wooden pints"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIc4VHxU7iM
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:34 AM (aMlLZ)
I'll check that out.
I'd go old faithfull with a four album show for the party. All Metallica: Kill Them All, Ride The Lightening, Master Of Puppets, and And Justice For All
These were pure heat and rage and fire. No emo in those classics. I know cliche but whatever they were incredible.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:39 AM (g4lFK)
British biologist made a breakthrough in the attempt to fertilize a
female egg cell with the nucleus of another cell from the female's body.
I'm not sure if it was ultimately successful, but I'm guessing this is a
much easier project than creating an artificial womb.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:36 AM (/qEW2)
An artificial womb would have to be equipped with a telescreen, so that the developing grommit could be suitably indoctrinated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:39 AM (sD2WN)
That is not advisable. Not one little bit.
Well, the Shep Smith crowd would probably like it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:39 AM (8O3HH)
LOVE TAKER!
DON'T YOU MESS AROUND WITH ME!
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 13, 2018 01:19 AM (rJUlF)
---
too late.
from all accounts, she already did.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 01:40 AM (RCJ3M)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:01 AM (g4lFK)
We're working on it...
Posted by: Bene Tleilax at January 13, 2018 01:09 AM (itfg0)
========
Hate to break it to you guys. A few years ago a British biologist made a breakthrough in the attempt to fertilize a female egg cell with the nucleus of another cell from the female's body. I'm not sure if it was ultimately successful, but I'm guessing this is a much easier project than creating an artificial womb.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:36 AM (/qEW2)
Burn the witch! Burn!
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:40 AM (g4lFK)
Well, the Shep Smith crowd would probably like it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:39 AM (8O3HH)
No, not advisable. But quite possibly an outcome of bungee humping. That, and fractures.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:42 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 13, 2018 01:42 AM (fkYmC)
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 01:31 AM (xsVNp)
YES! That's it. That shit was evil. It went down easy but it was like a pan galactic gargle blaster.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:42 AM (aMlLZ)
Let me begin by by sayin ALL Ron's an Ette's here deserve nothing but the BEST.
El Supremo.......That Mean helps those Gainz Brah........just channel it effectively. (Btw, weightvest pullups, even 5 lbs more will make a Tremendous difference......especially on the negative.)
Now.....as to the whole "Shithole" nonsense......any of the Horde been to Djibouti?......(It's on the African Continent....)
If so......well, I commiserate with ya. If Oxford Dictionary had any balls.....that would be the definition of Shithole.....(although there are many other worthy contenders)......
The singular response to this Dumbfuckery is the question...."Would YOU live there?"????????
But alas, MSM insanity is the norm.......nothing new.
Excellent ONT WD......Appreciate the Continued Excellence.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 13, 2018 01:43 AM (t2yDE)
Need to start pumping that back into my system ASAP at the gym.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:43 AM (g4lFK)
Everything a young Kekistani boy would need, besides the teet.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:43 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2018 01:45 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (mMeIQ)
British biologist made a breakthrough in the attempt to fertilize a
female egg cell with the nucleus of another cell from the female's body.
I'm not sure if it was ultimately successful, but I'm guessing this is a
much easier project than creating an artificial womb."
-Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:36 AM (/qEW2)
Just where would such an abomination gestate?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (Ckg4U)
Need to start pumping that back into my system ASAP at the gym.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:43 AM (g4lFK)
Not to be depressing, but you can never return to the wonder years.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (EZWNE)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 13, 2018 01:42 AM (fkYmC)
Very cool. I actually got drunk with both those bands on separate occasions. They take drinking to a level that could make the morons go fetal position.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:47 AM (Ckg4U)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (aMlLZ)
Let me meet The Man.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:48 AM (Ckg4U)
Right in the uterus of whichever "mommy" wanted it, I guess.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:49 AM (8O3HH)
British biologist made a breakthrough in the attempt to fertilize a
female egg cell with the nucleus of another cell from the female's body.
I'm not sure if it was ultimately successful, but I'm guessing this is a
much easier project than creating an artificial womb."
-Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:36 AM (/qEW2)
Just where would such an abomination gestate?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (Ckg4U)
Spiritus Mundi
Posted by: Zombie W. B. Yeats at January 13, 2018 01:49 AM (itfg0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0
>>>>>>>
Love it. I'm a fan now!
Next.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:49 AM (g4lFK)
Bud insulting Kelly. Al insulting Marcie. Everyone insulting Randy. J-ROC insulting everyone, and the caveman insults on Sam.
Never gets old.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 01:50 AM (eLVrv)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 01:50 AM (RCJ3M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:50 AM (Ckg4U)
I've been looking at "sex furniture", "erotic furniture", "Sex sofas". I believe I found that product I was thinking about, but no name rang a bell. Senility, or ficus poisoning I reckon.
Anyway, I do see good "bad knees" products......
Yep, I'm nasty. That's a good word, indeed, I see know. Just own it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 01:51 AM (8O3HH)
Need to start pumping that back into my system ASAP at the gym.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:43 AM (g4lFK)
Not to be depressing, but you can never return to the wonder years.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (EZWNE)
No but the music makes me want to crush my enemies and throw commies from our lands, and take their women and property.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:52 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:50 AM (Ckg4U)
Tough to be a pirate without loot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:52 AM (sD2WN)
-Posted by: Zombie W. B. Yeats at January 13, 2018 01:49 AM (itfg0)
*HAH!*
...since long ago, amigo.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:52 AM (Ckg4U)
Pirate Metal rocks.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:50 AM (Ckg4U)
Those dudes are a riot. They have a lot of good tunes. Great lyrics. They get that pirate shanty sound in a lot of their songs. Them mofos fucking party.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:53 AM (aMlLZ)
HOTTUB AND PLAYMATE MASSEUSES GRADE ONT WD........
No shit, excellent links par excellance.
Very well done Brother.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 13, 2018 01:53 AM (t2yDE)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:53 AM (Ckg4U)
Never gets old.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 01:50 AM (eLVrv)
The Conky episodes are pure comic genius.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:54 AM (EZWNE)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:52 AM (g4lFK)
You need to listen to Manowar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:54 AM (aMlLZ)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:53 AM (aMlLZ)
I'm playing that one over again because it Kicks All Sorts of Ass.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:55 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 01:55 AM (sD2WN)
No but the music makes me want to crush my enemies and throw commies from our lands, and take their women and property.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:52 AM (g4lFK)
Oh. Well. Please proceed.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:55 AM (EZWNE)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:54 AM (aMlLZ)
^THIS^
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:56 AM (Ckg4U)
I just keep gaining Great Songs from these two.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:57 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 13, 2018 01:58 AM (fkYmC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ
This folk metal is fucking incrediballs!!!
Why do I have to be so musicially retarded that I can't carry or hear a tune or a Ptah or carry a beat? It's very discouraging.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:58 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 01:54 AM (EZWNE)
--He's the fuckin' man they call . . . . Reveeeeeeeen!
Wasn't crazy about Conky's comeback in S7 though.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 01:59 AM (eLVrv)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 01:59 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 01:59 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 02:00 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 02:01 AM (Ckg4U)
With all the death and destruction Trump caused with the awful tax cuts (I've died twice just this week), I wanted to share a Wall Street Journal article from a economist friend of mine that has a great perspective on the impact of the cuts in various areas.
For those of you that have been around quite a long time, you might know (Don Luskin) from his old blog "The Conspiracy to Keep You Poor and Stupid". Ace linked to him as a Blogger in Arms and to some of his articles.
https://tinyurl.com/yaajtr9v
Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 02:02 AM (wf3RQ)
I just keep gaining Great Songs from these two.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:57 AM (Ckg4U)
My son graduated with an astrophysics degree. And he is a very good metal drummer. Metal and Metal culture is kick-ass. He introduced me to Lamb of God. Amazing band. Lead singer is a frickin' freedom fighter.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 02:03 AM (EZWNE)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 01:36 AM (/qEW2)
Raging against God's design always has unintended results.
Good luck though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2018 02:03 AM (7ASy0)
********
I bet you can serenade pretty well. What's the theme song to Brokeback Mountain?
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at January 13, 2018 02:05 AM (xsVNp)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:52 AM (g4lFK)
You need to listen to Manowar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 13, 2018 01:54 AM (aMlLZ)
Confirmed. Almonds activated.
I have to be careful because this music brings out the beast in me and it's hard to contain. I used to be very wild up until age 29.
I'm literally salivating right now
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 02:06 AM (g4lFK)
time, you might know (Don Luskin) from his old blog "The Conspiracy to
Keep You Poor and Stupid". Ace linked to him as a Blogger in Arms and to
some of his articles.
https://tinyurl.com/yaajtr9v
Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 02:02 AM (wf3RQ)
That was interesting, and thoughtful. And commendably brief.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 02:06 AM (sD2WN)
Why do I have to be so musicially retarded that I can't carry or hear a tune or a Ptah or carry a beat? It's very discouraging.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 01:58 AM (g4lFK)
Because good music requires a good audience. You're doing your part.
P.S. - Screw beebop jazzers for forgetting this.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 02:06 AM (EZWNE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 02:07 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 13, 2018 02:07 AM (fkYmC)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 02:08 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 02:09 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 12:42 AM (6FqZa)
That's strip-mining, not open-pit. And if it is done right, it doesn't have destroy the landscape. Alter it, sure, but destroy, no. Backfill the excavations, re-spread the topsoil that was removed and set aside, and plant grasses and quick-growing trees. That's how they strip-mine coal in Alberta.
And if the miniers still had jobs, heroin would not be a problem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
About 30 years ago, not to far from where i grew up, a strip mine was pretty much done with there work and promised to 'fix' it. Wouldn't be the same but they'd do 'something'. 'Something' turned out to be nothing and they split. Lots of legal battles ensued but nothing happened. Then 'something' happened. You know what happens when you leave a large piece of land thats been stripped mined in Western PA alone for 30 years? The woods take it back. I drove past that area this summer and it was full of trees and lots of brush. I have no idea how the lawsuits are doing but the woods got tired of waiting.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2018 02:15 AM (7ASy0)
That was interesting, and thoughtful. And commendably brief.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 02:06 AM (sD2WN)
Don has that way of explaining the complex in understandable terms. He's a great guy as well!
Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 02:15 AM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 02:09 AM (g4lFK)
Could be. Metalheads tend to be leave-me-the-fuck-alone types. And it is heavy on testosterone.
I have to admit that I don't like metal vocal style. I would rather hear a Robert Plant type style with the instrumental pyrotechnics. But I am 58 so I am not the audience they have in mind.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 02:15 AM (EZWNE)
Just Sayin while I love my boys Widespread Panic and The Allman Brothers, it does not inspire the type of patriotic duty to destroy commies.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 02:18 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 13, 2018 02:19 AM (fkYmC)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 02:19 AM (eLVrv)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained
I preferred Ronnie James Dio but yeh, I'm not much of a metal head. Never really was, even when I was young. Metal 'curious' maybe. ;-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2018 02:21 AM (7ASy0)
of land thats been stripped mined in Western PA alone for 30 years? The
woods take it back. I drove past that area this summer and it was full
of trees and lots of brush. I have no idea how the lawsuits are doing
but the woods got tired of waiting.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2018 02:15 AM (7ASy0)
Yes. I have seen areas in Alberta and Saskatchewan where they strip mined in the '20s and '30s, and just left spoil piles everywhere. Now that land has grown grasses and trees, with ponds between the spill piles. Makes great deer habitat. If you went in with big cats and scrapers to level it out and make it farmable again, the treehuggers would probably whine about you "destroying nature".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 02:21 AM (sD2WN)
But, shine -
Use a spent grain bill from a good beer brew, a lager. Add cooked malt or a good sugar wijth a medium yeast and ferment for 14 days or so. Dump in still, take a healthy head and tail cut. Repeat with a second run through the still (head and tail cuts). Great shine - per an unnamed friend who told me this. Of course, if you have something like a still that you did not put together from parts at Home Depot the ATF will notify you of the extreme peril you are in. Again, according to my unnamed friend.
Posted by: stonecutter at January 13, 2018 02:22 AM (Bfr22)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2018 02:23 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 02:24 AM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 02:25 AM (eLVrv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 02:25 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at January 13, 2018 02:19 AM (fkYmC)
Yeah I love live music. My neck of the woods it hard to get good metal live so you go with what is great for the South East. Seems metal is alive out west and more than east coast or at least the south east. This is a safe assumption?
And It's fate that you tell me that Gorija played Satan is a Lawyer live. The 6 years I've been through, the signs point to taking the metal and iron pills.
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 02:27 AM (g4lFK)
I really liked the early Black Sabbath stuff, later bands took the concept a bit too seriously IYKWIM. That's about as far into metal as I ever got and that was a while ago.
I did like the pirate metal, tho'. That was funny.
There's some pretty freaky things going on in the outer reaches of that type of music. Tough for me to like any of the more serious, really dark stuff. Too many pentagrams for my taste.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 02:31 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 13, 2018 01:46 AM (Ckg4U)
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I'd guess they'd IVF it back into the egg donor's uterus. I really don't want to look it up again. This stuff is as grotesque to me as the article ace linked to earlier tonight about the feminist who was trying to encourage men to undergo a dangerous hormone procedure so they could breast feed.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 02:32 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 02:34 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at January 13, 2018 02:36 AM (EZWNE)
Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 02:36 AM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 02:37 AM (eLVrv)
The truth is I've never left you.
All through my wild days
My crazy uncle existence.
I kept my promise:
Viva la resistance!
Posted by: Bernievita Sandernista at January 13, 2018 02:43 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 13, 2018 02:49 AM (tRaq7)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 02:51 AM (eLVrv)
but I won't.
couple hours ago, it would be fun.
Now?
I'd just be a dick.
so...
hey Horde!
Off to read the last hundred or so comments...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 02:52 AM (T28di)
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I think I know what you mean. Metal has a distinctive sound - Sabbath employed it in the service of musically interesting ideas. The sound isn't an end in itself. Nor is the "satanism" stuff that has grown up around it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 02:55 AM (/qEW2)
but I won't.
couple hours ago, it would be fun.
Now?
I'd just be a dick.
so...
hey Horde!
Off to read the last hundred or so comments...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 02:52 AM (T28di)
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zzzzZZZZzzzz
***BEEP***
*snort* huh? wha??? Warrreye WHO??? WTF??? Who is this guy?
Posted by: Hall and Oates at January 13, 2018 03:00 AM (/qEW2)
It sounds weird to say out loud... but Sabbath was basically a jazz band.
An ass kicking, make love to your ears and call it metal jazz band.
but a jazz band all the same.
everyone else was doing blues scales and standard rhythms. Those guys were completely different.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 03:02 AM (T28di)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 03:03 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Hall and Oates at January 13, 2018 03:00 AM (/qEW2)
I'll talk to you, Oates. But Hall can fuck right off.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 03:03 AM (T28di)
Also, that's not Weird Dave's number - it's a rickroll. It's actually the "Hall and Oates helpline". Call it up and you get an option of hearing 1 of 4 Hall and Oates songs.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 03:07 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 03:07 AM (T28di)
I heartily applaud Ace for resurrecting "wut dat mouf do".
Seems like an evergreen insult. We shouldn't let this one go gently into that dark night.
(where dem feets at?)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 03:18 AM (T28di)
Hit me up at the HQ, Snapchat, Grindr or Tinder, or Myspace.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 13, 2018 03:19 AM (j8aRL)
I heartily applaud Ace for resurrecting "wut dat mouf do".
Seems like an evergreen insult. We shouldn't let this one go gently into that dark night.
(where dem feets at?)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 03:18 AM (T28di)
He has been cashing in his Experience points and leveling up a lot lately since Trump. He's on a Blitzkrieg Ewok level.
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 13, 2018 03:22 AM (j8aRL)
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 13, 2018 03:24 AM (j8aRL)
Posted by: Hope Solo at January 13, 2018 03:22 AM (j8aRL)
They're formin' in a straight line
They're generating steam heat
The kids are in the back doin'..
The Blitzkreig Ewok.
(nananananananananana)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 03:26 AM (T28di)
*fap* *fap*
I say! What ho! What a smashing piece of work this is, if I do say so myself. Be good for at least few million Euros from the Yanks, bloody pervies they are.
Posted by: Christopher Steele at January 13, 2018 03:32 AM (2835Q)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2018 03:34 AM (RCJ3M)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2018 03:07 AM (T28di)
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They actually sued company for marketing a cereal called "Haulin' Oats".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 03:35 AM (/qEW2)
https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/951876584180416513
Posted by: The Dental Hat at January 13, 2018 03:35 AM (itfg0)
HAULIN' OATS - a limerick
The duo was not known to gloat
But once on a luxury boat
When John split his britches
Darryl had him in stitches
Seems Hall was just sewing his Oates
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2018 03:58 AM (wPiJc)
https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/951876584180416513
Posted by: The Dental Hat at January 13, 2018 03:35 AM (itfg0)
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Here's another article from The Times, more rage stroke than stupid.
https://tinyurl.com/ycpffx4x
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 04:07 AM (/qEW2)
Here is "Silence of the Morning" by Glass Sun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDXd6RTWzQU
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2018 04:29 AM (itfg0)
https://tinyurl.com/y7ssthh9
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 04:33 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2018 03:58 AM (wPiJc)
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Brain bleach, stat.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 04:34 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Corona at January 13, 2018 04:49 AM (88+VL)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2018 03:58 AM (wPiJc)
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Brain bleach, stat.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 04:34 AM (/qEW2)
You won't get off that easily...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eQfIMknxOE
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 13, 2018 04:51 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Knaws at January 13, 2018 05:02 AM (md+3j)
Can't sleep anyway -- get ready for another shitstorm. Pornstar Stormy Daniels is now talking about a liason she had with Donny Two Scoops back '06.
She's says it was consensual (whewww!). And alleges Trump's lawyer paid her $130K to keep her mouth shut (then why isn't it still shut?!)/
And there's a photo of Trump posing with her from that time.
THe media is going to make a shitstorm out of this. Prepare.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 05:10 AM (8O3HH)
Thank God, fake news didn't give all the details until later.
Stormy Daniels is *denying* it. It's one of her "former friends" who is telling this (saying something about she was there, and Trump tried to get her up there with them, too).
So this should be nothing but crap. Daniels denied it again this evening after this shit came out.
So, good girl (if she was paid off, but of course not.....).
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 05:14 AM (8O3HH)
friday-comedy-interviewing-a-millenial/
Posted by: pogomip at January 13, 2018 05:26 AM (4IQQl)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 13, 2018 05:26 AM (nILVB)
The WSJ pushed this Stormy Daniels shit. The fucking WSJ. Deep State, TruCon, SalonHot25 hit job.
Note this is all they can get on TGE in the sex scandal dept. No Uncle Harv, behavior, just get some whore to claim something about her former "friend".
This is the WSJ sinking to the Fusion Pee-Pee Dosier level.
Note Daniels issued a written denial Friday evening, and has now locked her social media.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 05:32 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 05:42 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Christopher Steele at January 13, 2018 05:44 AM (md+3j)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 05:45 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2018 05:47 AM (aC6Sd)
Currently 38 degrees F in the burbs. Philly will be below freezing by game-time. Advantage 'Birds. Probably about 21 degrees by end of game. Yeah, the nasty is returning. Hopefully much shorter than last time.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 05:52 AM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Skip
I think that's GERMAN phobia. That's why he's afraid of Angela
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 05:53 AM (8ikIW)
Damn, my hands are cold.
Posted by: Julio Jones at January 13, 2018 05:56 AM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Fish at January 13, 2018 05:57 AM (md+3j)
Posted by: teej at January 13, 2018 05:59 AM (BN/jk)
Posted by: Fish at January 13, 2018 06:00 AM (md+3j)
Trump probably has every woman he ever dated sign an iron-clad non-disclosure agreement. So they don't write some tell-all book full of lies.
Doesn't mean the press can't write a bunch of conjecture, which they will. Now whether they are being honest in writing such conjecture, I can pretty much guess the answer to that question.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 13, 2018 06:01 AM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2018 06:04 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Average Lefty at January 13, 2018 06:04 AM (2NqXo)
Talk about Germa-phobia. This whore who is the source (and the WSJ's source) of all this looks a bit, well, quite a few notches below Donny Two Scoop's standards. Below even my standards. Hell, you'd get dick gangrene from her, looks like.
Went by the stage name "Jenna Talia" (hah, hah, get it -- sheesh) for a while. Low rent, indeed.
Anyway, she's the source of what Stormy Daniels supposedly told her, which Daniels denies, in writing. And you went with this shit, WSJ?
The WSJ has fallen far. Hell, they're open borders shitholes anyway. Never Trump scum. Fuck them.
This is pathetic.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 13, 2018 06:05 AM (8O3HH)
Must be a young crowd.
Posted by: teej at January 13, 2018 06:06 AM (BN/jk)
The author is describing an almost textbook case of leaving a cult. The rabid lefty commenters are so brainwashed that it never even occurs to them that they sound exactly like crazed cultists railing at the apostate to normies. They're even nastier to those who were born into the cult and then leave than they are to those who have always been infidels.
Well, now we know why they love their splodeydopes as much as they do. The only difference is that they have to make sure the gay man they're about to throw off the roof voted for Trump.
Posted by: Saber Alter at January 13, 2018 03:06 PM (4Y7w0)
It includes fastidious data.
Posted by: domino99 at January 15, 2018 02:38 AM (3+7b5)
Posted by: Agen Qq at January 15, 2018 10:43 PM (iaSri)
who to ask.
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