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Woah.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 04:43 PM (2sCft) 2
Nice dresses, OM. I'll get the others.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 04:44 PM (2sCft) 3
Yoah
Posted by: Orson at January 13, 2018 04:44 PM (Q1qvT) Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2018 04:44 PM (tr2D7) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 13, 2018 04:44 PM (FUu/Z) 6
I don't remember as it's been awhile, do we have to wear pants here?
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 04:46 PM (2sCft) 7
I would like that bouquet of flowers please. Thank you.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 13, 2018 04:46 PM (lwiT4) 8
What difference does it make if you move to QB4 or K3? The NorKs have launched! We're all going to die!
Responsible contrary opinion will be ignored. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 13, 2018 04:47 PM (+y/Ru) 9
She's gonna need help with the zipper on that blue dress.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 13, 2018 04:47 PM (lwiT4) 10
Where is the Assange problem? 1918 between Frank Marshall (Obama's dad and Jorge Copablanca, before Batista and Castro.
Interesting discussion about it and what it means. Posted by: Jack is Back! at January 13, 2018 04:50 PM (jymnU) 11
I saw pics of some older dresses and was surprised they used to put zippers on the side instead of the back.
I don't know how common the practice was, or how long it lasted. Posted by: prof chaos gg at January 13, 2018 04:50 PM (o8Bqg) 12
That is my preferred opening move. Get my opponent drunk.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 13, 2018 04:44 PM (FUu/Z) I think it was the Spanish master Ruy Lopez (yes, THAT Ruy Lopez) who advised that you should arrange the board so that the sun shines down into the eyes of your opponent. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 13, 2018 04:50 PM (zY7k3) 13
9 She's gonna need help with the zipper on that blue dress.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 13, 2018 04:47 PM (lwiT4) --------- I'll help. I'm nothing if not chivalrous. Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2018 04:51 PM (gC2IV) 14
The top dress picture: Norway?
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 04:52 PM (CTza7) 15
I like the blue dress.
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 13, 2018 04:52 PM (JhE5a) 16
Highland single malt whisky. Nice picture and dresses. The family at top wins this week. Good catch, OM.
Hope you are continuing to progress. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2018 04:53 PM (hyuyC) 17
The folk dresses up top are giving me flashbacks to elementary school where we had to don peasant garb and caper out some sort of Slavic girls' ribbon dance, and not the cool saber dance like I wanted.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 04:53 PM (qJtVm) 18
That blue dress looks like wallpaper.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 13, 2018 04:54 PM (/o9Qk) 19
The Fake News blamed Trump and Pacific Command, but it was the Democrat governor's office staffer.
- That and the Cuervo Gold. The fine Columbian. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 13, 2018 04:54 PM (+y/Ru) 20
14 The top dress picture: Norway?
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 04:52 PM (CTza7) I would've guessed Norway or Sweden, but no. We're both wrong. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 13, 2018 04:54 PM (zY7k3) 21
You played with her chest?
Posted by: The Fonz at January 13, 2018 04:54 PM (EnBJN) 22
The top dress picture: Norway? Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 04:52 PM (CTza7) In the spirit of the times I wa thinking Russian Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 13, 2018 04:54 PM (lKyWE) Posted by: Doh at January 13, 2018 04:54 PM (TzscB) 24
Is that a bottle of cognac on the table?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 04:55 PM (mpXpK) 25
In the spirit of the times I wa thinking Russian
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 13, 2018 04:54 PM (lKyWE) No. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 13, 2018 04:56 PM (zY7k3) 26
I'm guessing Russian, with the tiara-type headdress.
I think we must have danced Polish dances; we had flowers in our hair. SE Michigan, a Polack-rich environment. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 04:56 PM (qJtVm) 27
I would've guessed Norway or Sweden, but no. We're both wrong.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 13, 2018 04:54 PM (zY7k3) --So where is it? Spit it out, bro! Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 04:56 PM (CTza7) 28
Ukrainian?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 04:57 PM (qJtVm) 29
I was thinking Germany. No idea why.
Posted by: prof chaos gg at January 13, 2018 04:58 PM (o8Bqg) 30
No. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at January 13, 2018 04:56 PM (zY7k3) I know, just looked at traditional Russian dress and not even close Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 13, 2018 04:58 PM (lKyWE) 31
I think the traditional dress is going to be one of those Solutions we'll have to wait for later
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 04:58 PM (CTza7) 32
20 OM, I'll go Estonia.
Or Amish or Mennonite, or Denmark. Maybe I should just admit I have no idea but that looks like a good family. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2018 04:58 PM (hyuyC) 33
Austria?
Posted by: prof chaos gg at January 13, 2018 04:58 PM (o8Bqg) 34
24 Is that a bottle of cognac on the table?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 13, 2018 04:55 PM (mpXpK) Don't think so. I think it may be Scotch. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 13, 2018 04:58 PM (zY7k3) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2018 04:59 PM (hyuyC) 36
Somewhere in Europe?
Posted by: prof chaos gg at January 13, 2018 04:59 PM (o8Bqg) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 04:59 PM (qJtVm) 38
Hungarian?
Posted by: prof chaos gg at January 13, 2018 05:00 PM (o8Bqg) 39
33 Austria?
Posted by: prof chaos gg at January 13, 2018 04:58 PM (o8Bqg) No. 32 20 OM, I'll go Estonia. Or Amish or Mennonite, or Denmark. No no no. Maybe I should just admit I have no idea but that looks like a good family. Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2018 04:58 PM (hyuyC) Yes. Yes it does. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 13, 2018 05:00 PM (zY7k3) 40
Elbonian?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 05:00 PM (qJtVm) 41
38 Hungarian?
Posted by: prof chaos gg at January 13, 2018 05:00 PM (o8Bqg) Bingo! Give that man a cee-gar! Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 13, 2018 05:00 PM (zY7k3) 42
She's gonna need help with the zipper on that blue dress.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 13, 2018 04:47 PM (lwiT4) ++++ Happy to help!! Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 05:01 PM (2sCft) 43
The traditional dress is from Shitholistan Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 13, 2018 05:01 PM (lKyWE) 44
On most of the folk dance groups (Northern European type) they have the coolest red boots. Don't know if they are real leather or what, but they really look wonderful. Men seem to wear black ones and ladies red.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2018 05:02 PM (MIKMs) 45
Back a bit later. I need to lay down for awhile.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 13, 2018 05:02 PM (zY7k3) 46
Mini-solution to mini-problem:
Kick over the chess board! The woman looks like she could be Polish so I'll go with that for the first pic. Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2018 05:02 PM (9q7Dl) 47
By the way if you are a big fan of traditional dress the wonderful world of Albert Kahn documentary is awesome, and on YouTube.
Here is Episode 1. https://youtu.be/vpijOSSlZCI Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 05:02 PM (CTza7) 48
That and the Cuervo Gold. The fine Columbian. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 13, 2018 04:54 PM (+y/Ru) --------------- Did they make tonight a wonderful thing? Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2018 05:03 PM (gC2IV) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 05:03 PM (qJtVm) Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2018 05:03 PM (9q7Dl) Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2018 05:04 PM (sdi6R) 52
Hungarian?
Posted by: prof chaos gg at January 13, 2018 05:00 PM (o8Bqg) Bingo! Give that man a cee-gar! Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 13, 2018 05:00 PM (zY7k3) Ty. Cuban please! :-) I wish I knew how I knew...my brain landed it. Some piece of knowledge it squirreled away. It must have picked up on some clue I'm unaware of. Posted by: prof chaos gg at January 13, 2018 05:04 PM (o8Bqg) 53
Hungarian? Posted by: prof chaos gg at January 13, 2018 05:00 PM (o8Bqg) Bingo! Give that man a cee-gar! Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker Cheekbones give it away. If Mama passed her genes to her daughters, they're going to be heartbreakers. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2018 05:05 PM (GGUGW) Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2018 05:05 PM (kNasr) 55
15 I like the blue dress.
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 13, 2018 04:52 PM (JhE5a) ++++ So did I. I liked it all over the place. Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 13, 2018 05:05 PM (FUu/Z) 56
Kinda quiet here. Morons sheepishly sneak-watching NFL playoffs?
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 05:07 PM (2sCft) 57
The photo up top reminds me of traditional Ukrainian costumes. I don't think that's what they are because of the head scarves.
I used to watch, and photograph, a lot of Ukrainian dance. The men did a lot of very athletic stuff. The role of the women was to stand around, clapping and admiring. Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 13, 2018 05:08 PM (nBr1j) 58
Kinda quiet here. Morons sheepishly sneak-watching NFL playoffs?
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 05:07 PM (2sCft) --It's in the background. Birds of a feather flock together Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 05:09 PM (CTza7) 59
An image search comes up with people of Budapest.
http://www.keywordhungry.com/YnVkYXBlc3QgcGVvcGxl/ Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 13, 2018 05:09 PM (pvjTE) 60
Damn, I meant to say birds of a shitfeather flock together.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 05:10 PM (CTza7) 61
Kinda quiet here. Morons sheepishly sneak-watching NFL playoffs?
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 05:07 PM (2sCft) I've got college basketball on; Auburn at Mississippi State. Posted by: Country Singer at January 13, 2018 05:10 PM (yzxic) 62
60 Damn, I meant to say birds of a shitfeather flock together.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 05:10 PM (CTza7) ------------- Can they both lose? Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2018 05:10 PM (gC2IV) 63
Knight takes Queen in the stable.
Queen gets preggers. King dies of dysentery and malaria. Knight wins. Game over,man. Game Over. Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2018 05:11 PM (XTXXB) 64
Bradley (who wants to be called Chelsea) Manning has filed papers to run for U.S. Senate from Maryland.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2018 05:11 PM (HiDrR) 65
The pieces on the board all move as they did a thousand years ago
It bears repeating that under the original chess rules, the rooks and knights were the most powerful pieces. Rooks were the only pieces that could move long distances. Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2018 05:11 PM (sdi6R) 66
I've got sports talk radio on, but not NFL playoffs on, while I toil away at my CPA practice, gearing up for tax season. Happy Caturday, Horde!
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 05:12 PM (2sCft) 67
64 Bradley (who wants to be called Chelsea) Manning has filed papers to run for U.S. Senate from Maryland.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2018 05:11 PM (HiDrR) ----------------- Sure. Why not? Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2018 05:12 PM (gC2IV) 68
Didn't even realize there was NFL football on,couldn't care less.
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2018 05:13 PM (LiyEm) 69
Stock Tip:
I invested in battery stocks in the last few days running up to today's game in Philadelphia. Looks like I'm going to retire a millionaire! Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2018 05:13 PM (9q7Dl) 70
Bradley (who wants to be called Chelsea) Manning has filed papers to run for U.S. Senate from Maryland.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2018 05:11 PM (HiDrR) +++ It certainly has all the qualities I look for in a U.S. Senator. Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 05:14 PM (2sCft) Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 05:14 PM (CTza7) 72
Bradley (who wants to be called Chelsea) Manning has filed papers to run for U.S. Senate from Maryland. Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2018 05:11 PM (HiDrR) Doesn't he have a felony conviction? Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 13, 2018 05:14 PM (lKyWE) 73
Showed my redhead offspring the purple dress. Got kind of a ok. I liked it.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 05:15 PM (BtQd4) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2018 05:15 PM (EoRCO) 75
Shortest story involving sex, royalty, divinity and mystery: "My God!" said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2018 05:15 PM (GGUGW) 76
Sure. Why not?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2018 05:12 PM ~~~~~ I'm kinda hoping he wins. Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2018 05:15 PM (HiDrR) 77
Bradley (who wants to be called Chelsea) Manning has filed papers to run for U.S. Senate from Maryland.
Posted by: IrishEi --------- I would rule this OT, except...the obvious intersectionality of Bradley and dresses. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2018 05:15 PM (w1zJX) 78
It certainly has all the qualities I look for in a U.S. Senator.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 05:14 PM (2sCft) No different than any of the other dickless fools in Congress. Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2018 05:16 PM (9q7Dl) 79
Don't mind me, I'm just going to whip out this Havana, dip it into my old-new love, Brandy, and savor her company in the early afternoon.
Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2018 05:16 PM (bJ0w+) 80
15 I like the blue dress.
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 13, 2018 04:52 PM (JhE5a) ++++ So did I. I liked it all over the place. Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 13, 2018 05:05 PM (FUu/Z) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXy7qYAKrfc Posted by: Ernie Schultz at January 13, 2018 05:17 PM (Zc7fg) 81
I'll probably post this again so everyone involved will see it, but thanks for the book suggestions and "Right Moves" chess set suggestion for getting my son going. It's all he wants to do now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 13, 2018 05:17 PM (ks6bw) 82
It bears repeating that under the original chess rules, the rooks and knights were the most powerful pieces. Rooks were the only pieces that could move long distances.
Posted by: rickl -------- And the knights were actually armed, so rule violations didn't occur often. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2018 05:17 PM (w1zJX) 83
Don't mind me, I'm just going to whip out this Havana, dip it into my old-new love, Brandy, and savor her company in the early afternoon.
Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2018 0 --My worst hangover ever came after indulging in a brandy soaked cigar Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 05:18 PM (CTza7) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2018 05:19 PM (hyuyC) 85
79 Don't mind me, I'm just going to whip out this Havana, dip it into my old-new love, Brandy, and savor her company in the early afternoon.
Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2018 05:16 PM (bJ0w+) You and me both, hoss. Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 13, 2018 05:19 PM (9q7Dl) 86
I've got college basketball on; Auburn at Mississippi State.
- I understand all those words, but I'm having trouble making sense of them when placed in that order. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 13, 2018 05:19 PM (ks6bw) 87
How far along is Chelsley Manning in hir transition? Actual surgery, or just makeup and blonde highlights?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 05:20 PM (qJtVm) 88
Jester to knights riding off to holy Land. Sires, pray God, if you die, where be hidden chastity keys.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2018 05:22 PM (BtQd4) 89
i don't play chess, and I'm not a big fan of the drsses. Guess I'll have to wait for MisHums' Lena Dunham bikini thread.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2018 05:23 PM (KP5rU) 90
Just as curiosity, I would like to know how the female top-ranked players are doing with not competing in hijab countries. I can't imagine doing anything on with a blinder as my peripheral vision is bad enough, so how can female players do the headcover thing. Hope it works for just not playing where it is a requirement.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2018 05:23 PM (MIKMs) 91
Bradley (who wants to be called Chelsea) Manning has filed papers to run for U.S. Senate from Maryland.
- Traitor Crjminal Liar Insane Transexual He checks all the boxes. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 13, 2018 05:26 PM (+y/Ru) 92
it's January and that means, I guess, no big releases of good games.
the big vidja news last week is PS4 releasing BAD games. I am talking bottom of the Barrel, and that's with a capital B. youtube.com/watch?v=uIuCGXpxIiI Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 05:26 PM (5bz7Q) 93
In role-plaguing I mean, -playing games, there was a kerfuffle with Magic stores letting perverts judge games where kids are present. Fortunately Hasbro did the right thing (finally). Unfortunately reddit's MTG channel thinks that bad. I don't really want to know why.
Also, the youtube guy who raised this to our attention - Joshua - had his youtube channel knocked offline, but Google (finally) did the right thing here too. youtube.com/watch?v=5WPyOgMBORs Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 05:26 PM (5bz7Q) Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 13, 2018 05:27 PM (8gDQu) 95
91: Don't forget his experience with shitholes.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2018 05:27 PM (KP5rU) 96
64 Bradley (who wants to be called Chelsea) Manning has filed papers to run for U.S. Senate from Maryland.
Maryland. 50/50 Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2018 05:28 PM (XTXXB) 97
91: Don't forget his experience with shitholes.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2018 05:27 PM (KP5rU) +++ I knew we'd get back to shitholes eventually. Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 05:29 PM (2sCft) 98
Hahaha. Stupid Eagles.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2018 05:29 PM (gC2IV) 99
Romania
Posted by: fu52 at January 13, 2018 05:30 PM (tezsv) 100
I think it was the Spanish master Ruy Lopez (yes, THAT Ruy Lopez) who advised that you should arrange the board so that the sun shines down into the eyes of your opponent.
Posted by: OregonMuse I remember him! Always sat with his back to the wall, and carried a bootknife. Posted by: pogomip at January 13, 2018 05:30 PM (SQZQw) 101
So, in the first pic, are those Albanians? Because a lot of people have been talking smack about Albanians lately, and those people seem pretty nice.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 05:31 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 13, 2018 05:32 PM (8gDQu) 103
I haven't figured out Problem 2 completely, but I think it starts something like this:
1. Kc7 Bg1 2. Ra3+ Ba7 3. Kxd6 e4 4. Ra1 Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2018 05:34 PM (sdi6R) 104
So, in the first pic, are those Albanians? Because a lot of people have been talking smack about Albanians lately, and those people seem pretty nice.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 05:31 PM (/qEW2) Blame Taken. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 13, 2018 05:34 PM (8gDQu) 105
Hawaiians don't appear to be very good with reality.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 05:35 PM (5bz7Q) 106
Unfortunately reddit's MTG channel thinks that bad. I don't really want to know why.
- It's a shame that there is a lot to learn at reddit, but I gave up on it after realizing that anything worth discussing was disappeared via down voting (it literally disappears so no one sees it), and the party line, and usually very SJW position, is voted up to the top. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 13, 2018 05:35 PM (ks6bw) Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2018 05:37 PM (9q7Dl) 108
Dalmore is damn fine single malt.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 13, 2018 05:38 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2018 05:39 PM (IqV8l) 110
Typo in my faux solution to Problem 2 - I meant Kc6 (since K was already on b6)
Kc6 (something) Rh3 (something) Rh8 ... ... Profit! Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 13, 2018 05:39 PM (8gDQu) 111
105 Hawaiians don't appear to be very good with reality.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 05:35 PM (5bz7Q)/i] They should have thrown a virgin into a volcano. That would have prevented the nuclear attack warning. Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2018 05:39 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2018 05:40 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2018 05:40 PM (hyuyC) 114
#2
K-c7 then ...B-g1 R-B8+ K-a7 R-B1 K-a6 to avoid mate RxB Rook should be able to pick off pawns and mate eventually. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 05:40 PM (/qEW2) 115
I rule that it was a real launch and I further rule that it was Trump's fault. Call me, Jamie!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 13, 2018 05:41 PM (gC2IV) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2018 05:41 PM (hyuyC) 117
111 105 Hawaiians don't appear to be very good with reality.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 13, 2018 05:35 PM (5bz7Q)/i] They should have thrown a virgin into a volcano. That would have prevented the nuclear attack warning. Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2018 05:39 PM (sdi6R) ====== I'm just going to sit here and drink my orange cola. Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at January 13, 2018 05:41 PM (Jj43a) 118
114 #2
K-c7 then ...B-g1 R-B8+ K-a7 R-B1 K-a6 to avoid mate RxB Rook should be able to pick off pawns and mate eventually. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 05:40 PM (/qEW2) Nice. Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2018 05:42 PM (sdi6R) 119
Maybe I should skip ahead to problem 1. I have yet to figure out a winning move for the top picture.
Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2018 05:44 PM (cW490) 120
They should have thrown a virgin into a volcano. That would have prevented the nuclear attack warning.
Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2018 05:39 PM (sdi6R) We did. But we wanted to be inclusive, so it was a transexual virgin. We think maybe she/he wasn't a real virgin afterall. Posted by: Hawaii at January 13, 2018 05:44 PM (o8Bqg) 121
Moron Robbie, I'm so happy that you got the Right Moves set. Simple, but it inspires confidence doesn't it?
I sold Discovery Toys (maker of Right Moves) when my youngest two kids were young. it's like tupperware, where you have 'parties' to show the product. Posted by: booknlass at January 13, 2018 05:45 PM (i2trk) 122
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THE AIDE TO THE GOVERNER HIT THE WRONG BUTTON AND INSTEAD OF APOLOGIZING THEY WANT TO BLAME IT ON TRUMP!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at January 13, 2018 05:45 PM (gC2IV) 123
Thanks Mr. Muse, for mini-chess!
Problem 1: Na4+, Rxa4 Rbb3+, Kxb3 Rd3++ Problem 2, (which seems easier to me): Kc6,= Black in the shithole. All black threats are removed and respond with whatever black does with Kd7 to camp out. Pick off everything thereafter. Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 05:47 PM (wf3RQ) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2018 05:47 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2018 05:47 PM (XTXXB) Posted by: dantesed at January 13, 2018 05:50 PM (88xKn) 127
39 years ago today: the surviving members of Lynyrd Skynyrd take the stage for the first time since the airplane crash.
https://youtu.be/O2UYKW-L8o8 Posted by: Country Singer at January 13, 2018 05:51 PM (yzxic) 128
ugh... sorry to go OT but just talked to my mom and she sounds awful. I guess she talked to my brother and he just upset her so yeah.. worthless POS. She said he sounded stressed. Oh yeah?? Maybe that batshit crazy wife of yours is driving you crazy? Well, don't take it out on your mom. Asshole.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2018 05:52 PM (dUJdY) 129
128 ugh... sorry to go OT but just talked to my mom and she sounds awful. I guess she talked to my brother and he just upset her so yeah.. worthless POS. She said he sounded stressed. Oh yeah?? Maybe that batshit crazy wife of yours is driving you crazy? Well, don't take it out on your mom. Asshole.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2018 05:52 PM (dUJdY) That sounds terribly unpleasant. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 13, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs) 130
Insomniac.. I have laid in bed many a night asking myself just what the hell I did to deserve his treatment of me? I can handle it but fuck it.. don't treat your mom that way.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2018 05:55 PM (dUJdY) 131
130 Insomniac.. I have laid in bed many a night asking myself just what the hell I did to deserve his treatment of me? I can handle it but fuck it.. don't treat your mom that way.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2018 05:55 PM (dUJdY) Jeez. What's the deal with his wife? Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 13, 2018 05:57 PM (NWiLs) 132
Jeez. What's the deal with his wife?
idk.. you remember what happened last fall and then they decided to try and work it out. My guess is.. it ain't working out. She's just a nut ball. Mom said my bother sounded stressed and the only thing that would be stressing him out is her.He needs to cut his losses (and they would be many) and just leave. Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2018 06:01 PM (dUJdY) 133
SEE, BLAMING THE AIDE'S STUPIDITY ON TRUMP IS LIKE BLAMING MY MANY INTERCEPTIONS ON THE HOT DOG VENDOR.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at January 13, 2018 06:02 PM (gC2IV) 134
idk.. you remember what happened last fall and then they decided to try and work it out. My guess is.. it ain't working out. She's just a nut ball. Mom said my bother sounded stressed and the only thing that would be stressing him out is her.He needs to cut his losses (and they would be many) and just leave.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2018 06:01 PM (dUJdY) Sounds like a real crap situation all around. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 13, 2018 06:02 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2018 06:03 PM (hyuyC) 136
Aloha, I'm hunting down the dipshit who pushed the wrong button.
Posted by: Dog The Bounty Hunter at January 13, 2018 06:04 PM (EnBJN) Posted by: Off the reservation at January 13, 2018 06:04 PM (vWMNq) 138
136 Aloha, I'm hunting down the dipshit who pushed the wrong button.
Posted by: Dog The Bounty Hunter at January 13, 2018 06:04 PM (EnBJN) --------- HE lives in THE WHITE house!!! Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at January 13, 2018 06:06 PM (gC2IV) 139
Hawaii. What a shithole.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 13, 2018 06:06 PM (NWiLs) 140
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 13, 2018 06:07 PM (KCxzN) 141
Oh yeah Insomniac.. I could write a book.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2018 06:07 PM (dUJdY) 142
Jamie Lee Curtis said that? What a silly bint.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2018 06:08 PM (oVJmc) 143
When I was standing in line for wits, I thought they said tits so I asked for two nice ones.
Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at January 13, 2018 06:10 PM (gC2IV) Posted by: Sjg at January 13, 2018 06:10 PM (gDSJf) 145
Sock talk:
BEN is my favorite sock, followed by Mary C. (derelict spelling version), Bill from NSA, Bill Kristol (extreme sashay edition), others? Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 06:11 PM (wf3RQ) 146
They should have thrown a virgin into a volcano. That would have prevented the nuclear attack warning. Posted by: rickl at January 13, 2018 05:39 PM (sdi6R) there wasn't enough time to go out of state for a virgin. Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Can I take off the maxi pad and duct tape now? at January 13, 2018 06:11 PM (4CCz5) 147
Hi Alton. How have you been? Long time no.. uh.. talk?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2018 06:12 PM (dUJdY) 148
Aloha, I'm hunting down the dipshit who pushed the wrong button. Posted by: Dog The Bounty Hunter https://youtu.be/ucdZHR75iCM Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2018 06:13 PM (IqV8l) 149
Jamie Lee Curtis said that? What a silly bint.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2018 06:08 PM (oVJmc) Yeah, well. When I was parading the girls all nekkid and all in "Trading Places", I bet you thought I was pretty great. Now, it's your turn to do me a favor, and admire me parading my nekkid brain thoughts all around. Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at January 13, 2018 06:13 PM (9q7Dl) 150
Jamie Lee Curtis. Trying to revive a dead career. Should have just did the nasty with Harvey. selling shitty yogurt aint paying rhe bills.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2018 06:14 PM (KP5rU) 151
Now, it's your turn to do me a favor, and admire me parading my nekkid brain thoughts all around. Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at January 13, 2018 06:13 PM (9q7Dl) Please cover up your head. Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Can I take off the maxi pad and duct tape now? at January 13, 2018 06:14 PM (4CCz5) Posted by: AltonJackson at January 13, 2018 06:15 PM (KCxzN) 153
Sock talk:
BEN is my favorite sock, followed by Mary C. (derelict spelling version), Bill from NSA, Bill Kristol (extreme sashay edition), others? Posted by: texcat at Januar --How can you leave out Joe Biden? Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 06:15 PM (CTza7) 154
Thanks booknlass. I think you were the one I wanted to be sure knew we were having very good luck with the chess set. He picked it up right away because of it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 13, 2018 06:16 PM (ks6bw) 155
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I DONT LIVE WITHIN TEN MILES OF HAWAII!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at January 13, 2018 06:16 PM (gC2IV) 156
Not a joke. Julian Assange chess teaser...
https://twitter.com/JulianAssange/ status/952036089015033856 Any solutions from the Horde? Apologies if already mentioned as I'm on the tiny tablet. Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2018 06:16 PM (QCX64) 157
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THE AIDE TO THE GOVERNER HIT THE WRONG BUTTON AND INSTEAD OF APOLOGIZING THEY WANT TO BLAME IT ON TRUMP!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at January 13, 2018 05:45 PM (gC2IV) ======== hahaha. Imagine the country uniting behind Trump against a psychopath sack of shit dictator, who probably takes all sorts of liberties with his female staff that would make Harvey Weinstein blush. No. That cannot happen, because Trump must be put forth to the public as the greatest menace in the world. Kim Jong must be made to be a given. Not as something that was allowed to fester. I still can't believe we can't arrange for him to be offed in some way. It's not as if some health problem would be implausible. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 06:16 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2018 06:17 PM (dUJdY) 159
Sock talk:
BEN is my favorite sock, followed by Mary C. (derelict spelling version), Bill from NSA, Bill Kristol (extreme sashay edition), others? Bill? He's usually covering Kos, but I'll let him know. Posted by: Bob from the NSA at January 13, 2018 06:19 PM (IcT7t) 160
that it do
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 13, 2018 06:20 PM (KCxzN) 161
Shit! Dyslexia much on problem 2 for me! Must recalculate. Dumb-ass!
Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 06:21 PM (wf3RQ) 162
Hawaii safety official just said he knew it was a false alarm because their is less tension right now between NK and SK.Uhh Pearl Harbor dipshit.?
Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2018 06:21 PM (bw/1x) 163
there wasn't enough time to go out of state for a virgin.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - Can I take off the maxi pad and duct tape now? at January 13, 2018 06:11 PM (4CCz5) --- Brigham Young University in Laie. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2018 06:22 PM (qJtVm) 164
No, I am not the Governor of Hawaii.
Posted by: Pat Morita at January 13, 2018 06:22 PM (EnBJN) 165
Bill? He's usually covering Kos, but I'll let him know.
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at January 13, 2018 06:19 PM (IcT7t) As of today, I realize How close I am nearing SS...A mind is terrriBLe to GO badd....Tanks! Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 06:23 PM (wf3RQ) 166
Trans traitor inspires massive Dem turnout, wins in a walk.
In other news, John Kerry is getting a sex change operation. Posted by: Cinco de Gallo at January 13, 2018 06:23 PM (TzscB) 167
Solutions up.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 13, 2018 06:23 PM (zY7k3) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 13, 2018 06:24 PM (H4P6e) 169
Robbie, your son must be a fast learner, too. and smart!
Posted by: booknlass at January 13, 2018 06:24 PM (J6xuH) 170
This is my dream for world peace. What if Kim Jong said "Please America. I not respect myself. I not think the girls I subjugate really want to be with me. Please let me come to you for bariatric surgery and I will sign a treaty and allow you full access to disable all of our nuclear weapons facilities. I don't want to be amorphous disgusting thing like Lena Dunham with shave side of head".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 06:24 PM (/qEW2) 171
It's a shame that there is a lot to learn at reddit, but I gave up on it after realizing that anything worth discussing was disappeared via down voting (it literally disappears so no one sees it), and the party line, and usually very SJW position, is voted up to the top.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 13, 2018 05:35 PM (ks6bw) I've completely given up on reddit. I used to contribute quite a bit on non-political subs, but even where politics and off-topic discussions are explicitly against the rules, mods will often decide "X leftist political position is super important and this will now be stickied and endorsed here" and ignore their own rules. Any pushback is immediately ignored and downvoted because of the leftist hivemind that pervades most of the site. "Why don't you agree with our enlightened positions, hater? (insert Republican policy) will kill millions, it's too important to strictly follow the rules". Not worth the time. Posted by: Sjg at January 13, 2018 06:27 PM (gDSJf) 172
Hypotenuse is a funny word.
Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2018 06:27 PM (Sfs6o) 173
I believe the proper solution to this problem (from the original Arab source, mind you) is:
1. The Holy Black Imam (Bishop) moves diagonally to meet The Glorious Black Knight and borrows the Knights Blessed (by Mohammed himself, hundreds of years previously) Scimitar; 2. The army of infidel dogs cowers in fear, afraid to move even a single piece; 3. The Holy Black Imam advances swiftly through the cowering forces and strikes off the head of the Filthy White Infidel Whore (Queen) with a single righteous blow of the Blessed Scimitar; 4. The cowardly White "King" drops to his kneea and pledges fealty to Allah before being crucified along with his entire army for the mere affrontery of challenging the power of Islam. Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2018 06:27 PM (3Wxcq) Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 13, 2018 06:28 PM (w7KSn) 175
--How can you leave out Joe Biden?
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2018 06:15 PM (CTza7) Stand up Chuck...Oh, God love ya! Posted by: texcat at January 13, 2018 06:28 PM (wf3RQ) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 13, 2018 06:29 PM (H4P6e) 177
Jamie Lee Curtis is male. Her genotype is XY. Her phenotype is female. She's got Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome. Whenever I see her dude face, I think ugh. She married a gay man and adopted a couple of kids.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 13, 2018 06:29 PM (2NqXo) 178
Manning is thinking of running for Senator from Maryland? I'm thinking that traitorous fuck better not go prancing into some of those colorful neighborhoods in Baltimore if he wants to avoid having his tranny ass beaten to death.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 06:29 PM (2sCft) 179
Sooth, I have gas logs in 2 fireplaces. Are gas-inserts something different?
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 13, 2018 06:29 PM (Dhht7) 180
Funny, how? Like a clown? I amuse you?
Posted by: Henrietta Hypotenuse at January 13, 2018 06:29 PM (gC2IV) 181
Manning is thinking of running for Senator from Maryland? I'm thinking that traitorous fuck better not go prancing into some of those colorful neighborhoods in Baltimore if he wants to avoid having his tranny ass beaten to death.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January eli or peyton? Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 06:31 PM (MTjB1) 182
It warms the room as much as burning wood did.
All fireplaces are inefficient unless you have one of those air blower systems. Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 13, 2018 06:31 PM (w7KSn) 183
Love the blue lace dress.
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2018 06:31 PM (KPd+F) 184
Manning is thinking of running for Senator from Maryland? Posted by: SteveOReno at January eli or peyton? Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 13, 2018 06:31 PM Everything's Archie Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2018 06:33 PM (IqV8l) 185
I have gas logs in 2 fireplaces. Are gas-inserts something different? The inserts are a sealed unit with 2 flues which controls in-flow and out-flow. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 13, 2018 06:33 PM (H4P6e) 186
Yeah, they say a wood-burning fireplace is 15% efficient. In other words, 85% of the heat produced is going up and out your chimney. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 13, 2018 06:36 PM (H4P6e) 187
I like the purple, white and black dress.
I would have guessed the family was from Russia, but it is Romania, I see, so at least I was close-geographically speaking. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2018 06:36 PM (8+Ozj) 188
Nope, then I don't have gas-inserts. I converted on real wood fireplace to gas logs and love it. Heats the room great. The other fireplace had gas logs when I bought the home. It's dual sided and puts out ton of BTU's. Neither is prolly as efficient as an insert, but they sure are pretty and work well for our purpose.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 13, 2018 06:37 PM (Dhht7) 189
Mine is a permanent. Gas had to be plumbed over to it. It was a big job for a professional. Glad I didn't do it myself. The guy had to drill through the fire pit floor which was a half inch steel plate. Like drilling thru the hull of a battleship.
Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 13, 2018 06:37 PM (w7KSn) 190
Soothie
My friend has one. He heats his small house with it. It is sealed around the sides and top and has a blower under it. I think he also ran a smaller pipe up the old chimney. Posted by: Ronster at January 13, 2018 06:38 PM (jcZsh) 191
Will Manning run like a girl?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2018 06:38 PM (oVJmc) 192
Who would Chelsea Manning be running against? If I ever have any money I will contribute to their campaign.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2018 06:38 PM (8+Ozj) Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2018 06:39 PM (QCX64) 194
That second dress is a stunner. And the earrings. And the flowers. Nothing I could wear to the Kroger, but still...
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 13, 2018 06:39 PM (prxs+) 195
WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 13, 2018 06:41 PM (zY7k3) 196
187 I would have guessed the family was from Russia, but it is Romania, I see, so at least I was close-geographically speaking.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2018 06:36 PM (8+Ozj) +++ Oregon Muse posted earlier it's traditional Hungarian dress, Fenelon. But certainly nice looking family. My youngest son just moved to Hungary and married a beautiful Hungarian lass. Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 06:42 PM (2sCft) 197
Is Maryland that far gone, that 'tranny' will trump 'traitor?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2018 06:42 PM (oVJmc) 198
I don't do movies.
Posted by: Ronster at January 13, 2018 06:42 PM (jcZsh) 199
As a Senator, would Manning get a security clearance?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2018 06:43 PM (oVJmc) 200
So some fool in Hawaii pushes the wrong button and Jamie Lee Curtis thinks it's Trump's fault? What a loon!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2018 06:43 PM (8+Ozj) 201
He heats his small house with it. They say these inserts can be up to 80+% efficient. So most of the heat is staying indoors. Plus, they use outside air for combustion rather than the inside air like a conventional fireplace does. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 13, 2018 06:44 PM (H4P6e) 202
I thought the Jamie Lee Curtis was an allusion to the Holloween movies. Did she really say that?
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 06:44 PM (2sCft) 203
Every day is going to be a new attack on DJT.
May as well get used to it. Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 13, 2018 06:45 PM (w7KSn) 204
I would choose number 2. Not as young as number 3, but I could have an interesting conversation with her. She'd call me dahling.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 13, 2018 06:46 PM (/qEW2) 205
Sorry, I'm forced to call BS on the second solution. (Please explain why I'm wrong...)
A far more efficient move would be 1. Kc7 At this point it literally does not matter what black does. Its bishop cannot threaten white's king--it has three, count 'em, THREE pawns blocking its path, and cannot move into line of check! As for black's king, well...it's kinda screwed... And the next move, regardless... 2. Rb3# Tell me what I'm missing... Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 13, 2018 06:48 PM (lLeln) 206
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 06:42 PM (2sCft)
Well Romania is close to Hungary. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2018 06:48 PM (8+Ozj) 207
just to repeat OM: NOOD!
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 06:49 PM (2sCft) 208
I just watched (on utoob) Pres. Trump, Melania, and Barron arriving in Palm Beach yesterday and there were people cheering for him when he hit the doorway of the airplane.
not all is attacks. bless those people for being there and hollering hurray. Posted by: booknlass at January 13, 2018 06:49 PM (J6xuH) 209
Jamie Lee Curtis is male. Her genotype is XY.
This is a thing that goes back as far as the internet itself and I've never understood it. "JLC is a hermaphrodite" is the way I've usually seen it. If there's ever been a better example of this is how a girl body is put together, JLC still has to be in the conversation. I don't get it. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 13, 2018 06:51 PM (fuK7c) 210
Well Romania is close to Hungary. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2018 06:48 PM (8+Ozj) +++ Indeed. The prime minister of Hungary, Viktor Orban, seems like an interesting guy. He's painted as a right-wing nazi, but I'm not sure if that's really true or not. He's good at standing up against immigration from shitholes though, and good at thumbing his nose at the EU. Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 06:53 PM (2sCft) 211
What was that game where large Pedos would hand out at bookstores and libraries to trade cards with young kids (mainly and mostly boys)? This was my first hint that autism may be more widespread than I had earlier thought.
Autism or Pedos. We can only throw tendies and compassion at the former, but the latter gets brass and fire thrown that them. Posted by: Monk at January 13, 2018 06:53 PM (g4lFK) 212
If there's ever been a better example of this is how a girl body is put together, JLC still has to be in the conversation.
I don't get it. Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 13, 2018 06:51 PM (fuK7c) I always thought she had quite the nice rack. Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 06:55 PM (2sCft) 213
Jamie Lee Curtis or Anderson Cooper?
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/ File:Jamie_Lee_Curtis_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg Posted by: pogomip at January 13, 2018 07:01 PM (SQZQw) 214
Jamie Lee still has a better rack than Anderson Cooper!
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 07:05 PM (2sCft) 215
Anderson Cooper or Jamie Lee Curtis?
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/ File:Anderson_Cooper_at_Tulane_University.jpg Posted by: pogomip at January 13, 2018 07:05 PM (SQZQw) 216
Re problem #2
The problem with 1. Kc6 is that it relieves the mating pressure on black's king, which is the only factor that prevents this from being at least a drawn RxB end position after black gets his bishop to g1-a7. Posted by: civil truth at January 13, 2018 07:05 PM (t3LBb) Posted by: SteveOReno at January 13, 2018 07:07 PM (2sCft) 218
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 13, 2018 06:48 PM (lLeln)
After Kc7 the game, played optimally, will draw. The mating threats can all be stopped with accurate play and the pawns start to become very powerful as they advance. Eventually the rook will be forced to trade itself for a pawn and the game will draw. In fact without accurate play, white can easily lose. Two connected passed pawns, sufficiently advanced, are as strong as a rook. Posted by: Sjg at January 13, 2018 07:18 PM (gDSJf) 219
As to the dresses, I believe the Hungary answer easily. But since I saw a suggestion or two for Romania, could we split the difference and say it's a Transylvanian motif?
I missed the effect of 2.Rb8+ in the second problem. Posted by: Philip at January 13, 2018 07:34 PM (X++i+) 220
Hypotenuse is a funny word.
Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2018 06:27 PM ~~~~~ It'd be great in hangman. You know what else is a good word for hangman>>>"enough" Now THAT's ^^^ a funny word. Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2018 07:42 PM (HiDrR) 221
The board in "Happy Hour" is incorrect. A white square should be the right-most back rank square.
Posted by: Mike Wright at January 14, 2018 04:18 AM (xmGxk) 222
Is that blue dress off the rack.....then i'll look.Queen to chelsea for the cheque mate!
Posted by: saf at January 14, 2018 02:46 PM (cS/ge) 223
Is that an Edelweiss on the woman's headpiece? If so, Bavaria, Austria, or the piece idlffAustria the Italians stole after WWI (the Tyrol).
Posted by: Fix2! at January 14, 2018 08:25 PM (h+V4d) 224
205. You're wrong b/c that doesn't get mate.
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