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talking ape.jpg"So help a poor gorilla out here, why was Trump's labelling some 3rd world shithole countries as 'shitholes' objectionable? Was it because they're really not shitholes, but happy, prosperous countries where everybody is doing fine, or is it that it's racist to call a shithole country a shithole even though it may very well be a shithole that happens to have a lot of brown people in it, or is it because they're actually shitholes but it's not polite to call them shitholes? Or perhaps the Democrats are just objecting to Trump's vulgarity. Which, of course, would be pretty damn funny coming from the party of Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, and Al Franken."


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Sally Kohn, Racist

sally kohn el salvador.jpg

Wait, isn't "a gang violence-ravaged and impoverished disaster zone" just another name for shithole (I mean, assuming she wasn't talking about Baltimore, Detroit, Cleveland, Philadelphia, Boston or Newark)?


Racist: Trump Calling Haiti A 'S***hole'. Totes Not Racist:

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And Speaking of Haiti...

haiti - chelsea clinton.jpg

Here is Andrew Klavan on the shithole controversy, Of Crudeness and Truth: Thoughts on President Trump’s latest verbal tempest, wherein he states the obvious:

No person of importance on the right seeks to silence anyone on the left. The Left, on the other hand, is broadly committed to ostracizing, blacklisting, and even criminalizing right-wing speech.

Read the whole thing, which is a cascade of Obvious.


AoSHQ Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Slapweasel, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact him at

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rickl- Lung cancer.

redc1c4- General Health. Would like to be healthy enough to look for a j*b.

kbdabear- Mother's dementia.

CaliGirl- Mom's boyfriend Arthur has cancer. --(12/26/17)- The gold digger that is elder abusing a friend of ours and making everyone miserable with ridiculous demand letters has claimed her first victim. I'm sad to report the special needs son of the elderly victim was found dead today. I have no idea how he passed. He was in his 50's and had no health problems.

Hrothgar- Lost Son in accident.

Ritabootoo- Passed Friday, December 8th. Prayers for Family and Friends. Frequenter of the Pet Thread and our beloved friend.

Fenelon Spoke- Healing for my son and ability to pay healthcare bills.

RedMindBlueState- Cousin Agnes has passed. Prayers for her friends and Family. If you could add her husband Mel, who has Parkinson's and moved into assisted living now without his wife, to the list, I'd appreciate it.

Dr. Strangepork- Friend may have had a stroke.

Bebe's boobs destroy- Former co-worker's four year-old has cancer.

Mindful webworker- Wife's health due to longstanding issues.

ibguy- Sister's brain cancer, (gioblastoma).

pookysgirl- Husband's suicide attempt and mental health.

Jade Sea- Husband's cancer

Moron Pundit- Father-in-law's heart surgery.

junior- Employment

Duke Lowell- Son in need of healing.

Miley- Future employment, big move, Mother's cellulitis of leg.

Captain Whitebread- Mother's health and stable employment.

Jinx- Mother's passing.

Emmie- Continued relationship with Daughter.

Vic- Return of cancer.

ReneeTX- Terminal brain cancer.

Booknlass- Relationship with Daughter.

Just wondering- My sister Lisa had a large brain tumor removed, is partly paralyzed and wheel chair bound with memory issues and heart failure - needs prayers for her encouragement and recovery. Also, our family needs prayers after the recent death of our father, after the passing of our mother last year. We've been through a rough patch.

Lin-duh fell- My FIL passed away 9/27/17. Could use the prayers for my husband finding a job.

Blacksheep- Stage 2 prostate cancer.

Weirddave and Gingy- Gingy's father passing away.

Alexthechick- Father's dementia.

Molly K- Niece killed by elderly driver.

Donna V- Bills to be paid and an alcoholic Brother.

Gushka- Infection after being bitten by her horse. Her friends' mental health after returning from battle.

TonyPete- Friends' terminal diagnosis, Wife's, (Renee), terminal illness.

bergerbuilder- Multiple strokes, out of hospital at end of September.

Chi- Friend's passing, (Lewis), after battle with cancer.

huerfano- Father's recovery from heart failure.

The Oort Cloud- Thalassemia, genetic blood disorder, complicated my hemolytic anemia. "Given" two years by doctor.

Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing- Job issues.

Hopped up on Something- Immediate Family member with cancer. Bone pain without opioids, Hospital Policy.

Publius- Father's health. Rheumatoid arthritis, severe pain during flare-ups. Stamina, in general.

Cannibal Bob- Two brothers in law. 1. Brain tumor hospice soon. 2. Just diagnosed cancer around heart and in aorta. Biopsy taken. Stage 3. 3. Cousin just completed 5 rounds of chemo for cancer in abdomen. Reoccurance from many years ago.

Insomniac- 1) That my autoimmune disorder will stay under control. 2) That the work situation I have will continue to come together and grow.

OregonMuse- Shoulder replacement and recovery.

Slapweasel- Father's dementia and Mother's attitude.

Jane D'oh- Son's Best Friend was in a terrible automobile accident. Surgeries and long recovery ahead. (1/9/18 )

USNtakim- My MIL, (73), is going in for surgery 11/22/17 for bowel re-sectioning. Please pray for her and her family.

Iron Mike Golf- My grandsons. Safety and peace for them. Mrs IMG is scheduled for surgery.

Cheri- Lost Son, (21), in February to hiking accident.

Teresa in Ft. Worth- Lost Daughter, (26) to suicide on September 7th.

Alf767- Employment. 60 y.o. ex-pilot in aviation industry.

Backwards Boy- B'Gal has Congestive heart failure, COPD, scleroderma and arthritis.

Northernlurker- Money issues, does NOT want to dip into investments.

Dang- Esophageal cancer. Starting radiation and chemo week of 11/26/17.

westminsterdogshow- Best friend's Mom, Marge passed away 1/1/18. Prayers for Family and friends. (1/3/18 ) Multiple breast biopsies.

Methos- (12/12/17) Mother has Alzheimers and friend Herb died shortly before Thanksgiving, leaving a wife with unspecified memory issues and three adult children.

LCMS Rulz!- (12/12/17) 1) Advancing dementia in my Mother-in-Law: we're going to have to move her all-too-soon; 2) Praise and Glory be for the near simultaneous cancer healings among three of my in-laws.

Michael the Texan- (12/12/17) Difficult divorce from longtime physically abusive wife. Please pray for my wife, too, as this divorce will leave her with much less financial freedom.

Elisabeth- (12/12/17) Chronic stress from my perpetually low income is worsening my known autoimmune problems and probably some that haven't yet been diagnosed, and I've just started my fifth course of antibiotics for a recurrent sinus infection and nothing I've tried to improve my income situation (finding a better job, asking for a raise, selling my work, finding cheaper housing) has worked. Plus, I need new glasses but can't afford the eye exam.

Redinabluestate- (12/12/17) Prostate cancer.

Physics Geek- (12/12/17) Both my mother and stepdad (divorced and not together) are suffering from dementia, with my stepfather's case being somewhat further along.

NoLongerInTheBellyoftheBeast- (12/18/17) I need to have prayers added to the list for a friend and cow-orker named Renee who just got diagnosed with endometrial cancer. I could also use prayers for myself. Major joint pain and long term major depression. And prayers for better finances to pay medical bills.

Johnny- (12/19/17) About a year and a half ago my wife divorced me. It was all very civil and amicable. Today she told me (texted me) that she is now engaged. This whole time, I've been torn up and depressed, of course, but, I don't know, maybe I was in denial or something, because when she told me that.. Gah. It's really over. That life that I was so excited about, will never come to pass.

Tone Staple- (12/19/17) For a relative with Pick's Disease, and for his family. Pick's Disease is a form of dementia that starts with gradual loss of language.

Arch Stanton- (12/19/17) My dad is recovering from having a pacemaker put in, and battling COPD.

Captain Whitebread- (12/19/17) I've had to go to the local hospital ER a couple of times since heart surgery because I was concerned I might be having more heart trouble. I didn't, but since I didn't have insurance, the bill was huge. I tried paying a little every month, but sometimes I missed because money is really tight.
Monday, I was served with a court summons. The collection agency working for the hospital is taking me to court. I owe $4500. I have no way of paying in full. I have to appear in court with the next 35 days. All I am asking from the Horde is prayers that a workable solution might be found. I am not asking for money; everyone has done more than enough after my heart surgery and when I almost had my electricity cut off a couple of years ago. I believe that with enough prayer, a way will reveal itself. At this time, I don't know what it is. But I believe there is one.

Ladyl- (12/20/17) My dad is back on Hopice and isn't doing great.

Anonymous- (12/19/17) ...Her family has to leave the R.V. park because her husband lost his job two months ago. He has a job prospect in Texas so he is going after it. There are 7 of them living in a 16 ft. trailer but the children are always clean and happy. She has been driving for Uber just to keep food on the table. She's scared about moving, trying to be normal for the kids, doesn't know what will happen if this job prospect doesn't work out. She's got such a good heart and is trying so hard, right now she feels a little desperate and tired.
Please pray for her and her family. I know how much it helps.

Anonymous- (12/22/17) A dear friend who survived cancer--twice--died unexpectedly Thursday night. Not from cancer. He was one of the kindest, sweetest people I've known. His widow is in shock, and sitting in their house looking at the tree they decorated together, and their gifts to each other under it.

Patrick from Ohio- (12/24/17) Can you add my Sister In Law Denise she suffers from LUPUS like symptoms and nothing is really working.

JQ- (12/26/17) 'Twas an otherwise Merry Christmas, because it might be Dad's last, as he has advanced cancer. Dad (80s) is ambulatory but slowing down...
The reality of Dad's situation hit hard tonight after I got home and my heart is breaking. Prayers welcome, if you would please. Thanks, Merry Christmas, and God bless you all.

Jim, Sunk New Dawn- (12/26/17) From a rather chilly Orlando, FL. 89 y/o Step Mom in deteriorating health. One way trip, and a contest as to what gets her first. Water around enlarged heart, or OldTimers. Looks like I'll have to make a hasty long term TDY to Orlando, for however long time is left.

DaninMN- (1/8/18 ) Daughter came home from NICU and met her 19 Month old Sister.

mpfs- (1/1/18 ) Mom was taken by ambulance yesterday afternoon to the hospital. Possible stroke. When they took her sugar last night it was... 759. Even the neurologist did a double take.

Catman- (1/2/18 ) My dad died tonight.... Please prayers.

Ron- (1/2/18 ) Please pray for the family of Zack Parrish, the Douglas County Sheriff's Deputy who was slaughtered in an ambush in Highlands Ranch, CO on December 30. He was a true follower of Jesus Christ. Zack was 29. Please pray for his wife Gracie and the two little daughters he left.

rocketeer67- (1/2/18 ) Praying for strength to get through a totally unexpected, unforeseen and unwanted divorce from my wife of 20 years. Praying for understanding as to why she has asked for it. Prayers that her eyes would be opened to the hurt that this is causing everyone around her, even if we're all trying to accept it (with varying degrees of success moment by moment) with dignity, grace, and love. Most importantly, prayers for our young children, who while appearing to be bearing it better than expected are clearly (at least to me) not themselves.


AllenG- (1/9/18 ) None of my normal pith tonight. I desperately covet the prayers of the Horde. The 9 yr old son of one of my old HS/Church youth group friends wouldn't wake up this morning. They took him to the ER and an MRI found a mass in his brain. A first surgery to remove it was only partially successful, he still hasn't woken up, and he's been back I surgery for the lady couple of hours. His name is Brody Nelson. I grew up with his mom, Courtney. They and their family could really use a miracle right about now...

Gabe- (1/9/18 ) I have a couple of good friends, Patrick Porter and Barbie Turner who are both battling cancer. A petition to the almighty by the horde would be huge IMO.

Commander Cobra- (1/9/18 ) Prayers for active Service Members and those who have served.

sulla- (1/9/18 ) I'd ask to have my mother and sister-in-law added. My mother broke her shoulder this week, and my sister-in-law is recovering from a liver/kidney transplant.

Fox2!- (1/14/18 ) Please add a friend to the list. She is in ICU, sedated and intubated.

jeannebodine- (1/14/18 ) feeling particularly low right now in this brutal winter. My 68-year old husband suffers from Early Onset Alzheimer's Disease and he is deteriorating rapidly. We have no family around us and friends are thin on the ground, even though we always had many friends throughout our lives. Even close friends have disappeared. It sure is a different world out there than the one I grew up in. Prayers would be so appreciated for my husband and for me, a full-time spouse caregiver. Thank you so much. Prayers for you and the Horde from my end.

Please contact Slap through email, as he cannot be around for many of the posts in threads. Feel free to copy and paste emails to him for Prayer Requests.

If he can post in your "voice", he'd like it better. It personalizes the prayer, instead of his shorthand. Be as specific or as vague as you need. Anonymity is, of course, welcome.

He'd also like to pray for the people who aren't on this list. For those who don't choose to publicize their maladies, we understand. You won't suffer in silence. A candle will be lit in your name.

Through the arguments and the infighting, we all love one-another. Through our faults and occasional vitriol, we have found one-another. The beauty of such an occasion goes beyond words and into the ethereal plane of existence.

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm

Let us console others, O Lord.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:29 AM




Comments

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1 First to fling poo!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 11:24 AM (QCX64)

2 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:24 AM (Hr+ZL)

3 My God. It's box-quote all the way down.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 11:24 AM (QCX64)

4 shithole -analogy= 3rd world countries with a learned culture of giving in to Big Communist.

we are not allowed to notice.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 11:26 AM (t2Uf9)

5 You know, if we had actual journalists in this country (besides James O'Keefe and team,) maybe some network could send someone down to these shitholes to see if they're really shitholes.

Oh well, back to reality.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 16, 2018 11:26 AM (72PAC)

6 Two additional prayer requests sent to me on Sunday:

Fox2!- (1/14/18 ) Please add a friend to the list. She is in ICU, sedated and intubated.

jeannebodine- (1/14/18 ) feeling particularly low right now in this brutal winter. My 68-year old husband suffers from Early Onset Alzheimer's Disease and he is deteriorating rapidly.
We have no family around us and friends are thin on the ground, even though we always had many friends throughout our lives. Even close friends have disappeared.
It sure is a different world out there than the one I grew up in. Prayers would be so appreciated for my husband and for me, a full-time spouse caregiver.
Thank you so much. Prayers for you and the Horde from my end.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 16, 2018 11:27 AM (Ckg4U)

7 Wow Im early

Posted by: Sweet Andy Licious at January 16, 2018 11:27 AM (Mo5Uy)

8 I aspire to become Senator McConnell's butler.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 16, 2018 11:28 AM (r9UYA)

9
Chelsea only had two dresses for the occasion?

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 11:28 AM (2FqvZ)

10 what the fluffy marxist communists need to understand. We all have wants and needs, The only way out of misery is to strive for better, and that requires doing good. not stealing from others, It can only work if govt. rewards for doing good. and in that thought. we all 'must do our part'

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 11:28 AM (t2Uf9)

11 That cock weasel Dicky Durbin is such a Dick.


And the DHS secretary is punching him in the balls beautifully.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 11:29 AM (cD/Zy)

12
Chel-Z is such a giver!

She gave those Haitians a chance to divert some donations intended for them to her wedding.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 11:29 AM (pNxlR)

13 LBJ was the most profane of them all and of course JFK was a sexual predator...

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 11:30 AM (LiyEm)

14 i hope that made sense. still sniffing thera flu and mucous

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 11:30 AM (t2Uf9)

15 I see Sally Kohn has opened her sharthole and is squeezing out more of her typical nuggets of wisdom.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 11:30 AM (2Mnv1)

16 DHS Sec informed Dick "dick" Durbin that "several" people in the room used "strong language" including Miss Lindsey.

Dicky wasn't pleased with her for the comment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:30 AM (ptqGC)

17 Is it mean to say that the kids on the left look better than Chelsea in her wedding regalia?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 11:30 AM (mQ0Mc)

18 Do democrats find 'shithole' offensive because it reflects poorly on the amount of treasure we keep pouring into these countries with no positive results?

Posted by: Derptastic at January 16, 2018 11:31 AM (DB16e)

19 Chelsea only had two dresses for the occasion?

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 11:28 AM (2FqvZ)
...............

She only thought she'd shit herself once.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 11:31 AM (HgMAr)

20 Princess Chelsea forgot to have her teeth whitened for the wedding. The Clinton Foundation doesn't cover teef whitening?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:31 AM (ptqGC)

21 17 Is it mean to say that the kids on the left look better than Chelsea in her wedding regalia?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 11:30 AM (mQ0Mc)

Doesn't help that Chelsea looks like the sunlight is about to cause her to burst into flames.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 16, 2018 11:31 AM (KUaJL)

22 Is your country a shithole? Government cheese may be the solution.

Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2018 11:31 AM (0+nbW)

23 'I don't want n***ers on my set anymore!' Security guards who worked on House of Cards claim their company was let go after Kevin Spacey 'refused to acknowledge or shake hands with predominantly black staff' - Daily Caller

heh

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 11:32 AM (r9UYA)

24 The groom was seen vomiting into the bushes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

25 fk spacey, the moral jerk, does he blame others for his miscreant grab a thons?

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 11:33 AM (t2Uf9)

26 "pretty damn funny coming from the party of Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, and Al Franken"

"Hey, What? So I can chant 'Fu*k Donald Trump' and laugh while surrounded by my friends at the California Democrat convention, and I don't even rate inclusion?! Clearly seething misogyny. "

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's withered labia at January 16, 2018 11:33 AM (t41dG)

27 So you're standing at the altar and that apparition comes walking down the aisle.
Do you run, or do you suck it up, make bank for 5 years and divorce her ass?

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 11:33 AM (HgMAr)

28 Poor sap that married Chelsea. He thought he was marrying into the white house and instead ended up with.....Chelsea.

Womp womp

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 11:34 AM (/s32u)

29 Gratitude as always to Slap for being the voluntary Keeper of the Prayer List and to the cobs for posting it.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 11:34 AM (NWiLs)

30 The Haitian children in that photo would
give their left leg to nibble on that bouquet
of Chelsae's

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)

31 Here's an idea for people living in shitholes.Fix it so it is not a shithole.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 11:34 AM (LiyEm)

32 "And the DHS secretary is punching him in the balls beautifully.





Posted by: #neverskankles"

I have no doubt the MSM will helpfully point out she is white. Really white and blond, sort of like the Nazi ideal. Undoubtedly privileged white. Because that is what is important in this discussion. Unless you are a white Dem it is OK.

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2018 11:34 AM (MxEKc)

33 Do democrats find 'shithole' offensive because it reflects poorly on the amount of treasure we keep pouring into these countries with no positive results?
Posted by: Derptastic



It reflects on the amount of treasure the dems suck out of those countries.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:34 AM (Hr+ZL)

34 Wanna know who else used colorful language?

LBJ

Posted by: JAS at January 16, 2018 11:34 AM (7JbXq)

35 27 So you're standing at the altar and that apparition comes walking down the aisle.
Do you run, or do you suck it up, make bank for 5 years and divorce her ass?
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 11:33 AM (HgMAr)

You don't get to that point without knowing what you're in for, and being (at best) complicit in it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 16, 2018 11:35 AM (KUaJL)

36
Is it time to trot out "that Turtle Bay shithole" as the preferred means of referring to the United Nations?

What frosts the statists is that they saw all the countries referred to as "shitholes" as their very own prom dates. "What, our beer goggles aren't working for everybody in this country?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 11:35 AM (tcamx)

37 Dick! Durbin learned at the feet of LBJ. "I just want to hear Trump deny it."

Posted by: DemocRats Playing From The LBJ Dirty Tricks Playbook at January 16, 2018 11:35 AM (EATOD)

38 28 I don't feel sorry for people who make deals with the Devil....

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 11:35 AM (LiyEm)

39 Prayers up for everyone. May the Lord hear our cries, and not tarry in His help and answers. Hugs and much love to you all.

Posted by: moki at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM (V+V48)

40 Trump is sending 200,000 Salvadorians back? Did the CIA give them weapons and training first? That is the way I would do it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM (GroCc)

41 Little Dicky Durbin - Dumbest person in Congress.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM (gbWkA)

42 Someone should tell Chelsea not to smile. That's not a good look for her.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM (/qEW2)

43
Here's an idea for people living in shitholes.Fix it so it is not a shithole.
Posted by: steevy


Gentrification!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM (IqV8l)

44 I can use some prayers. I find out this week if I still have a job or not.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 11:37 AM (7HtZB)

45 Prayer list people hang in there.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 11:37 AM (2DOZq)

46 I can use some prayers. I find out this week if I still have a job or not.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 11:37 AM (7HtZB)


Done.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

47 Senator Leahy has been in every single Batman movie, Burton, Schumacher, Nolan and Snyder. I don't think he is just acting alarmed, when Heath Ledger grabs him by the neck and points a knife at him.

The Joker could have thrown him out the window instead, but that would be a net loss for chaos and destruction.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2018 11:37 AM (rnAwa)

48
41 Little Dicky Durbin - Dumbest person in Congress.
Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM (gbWkA)


Why are you dissing Senator Patty Murray?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 11:38 AM (tcamx)

49 @USNtakim- My MIL, (73), is going in for surgery 11/22/17 for bowel re-sectioning. Please pray for her and her family.

Having been the recipient of this type surgery, I can say it's no walk in the park. I was in-hospital 2 weeks prior on IV Cipro drip (clear up infection prior to surgery). Got a great Barry White voice and learnt that all I had to do in order to get more food was mark 'x2' next to each item on the menu I got from Dietary. Thanx to the skill of my vascular surgeon, everything went well. First time I'd ever had an incision stapled, tho' ... I asked if he gave me 'O-grade' or 'EM' staples. He just laffed.

Best of luck to your MIL. I believe she'll do just fine. It's a fairly long surgery, and recovery's not great fun either, but eventually everything heals over and it's back to normal. Oh - they don't release anyone after this surgery 'til they prove they can evacuate the solids and liquids (knowhutimean?).

To everyone else on this list, my best wishes for a quick and favorable resolution ...

Posted by: Dr_No at January 16, 2018 11:38 AM (imDUY)

50 Nielsen did a great job punching back at Durbin. I particularly liked her stating on the record that many people were using strong language and singling out Graham for being the lying, backstabbing shit he is.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 11:38 AM (/tuJf)

51 Trump is sending 200,000 Salvadorians back? Did the CIA give them weapons and training first? That is the way I would do it.

If they did, they would *forget* about providing air cover.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 11:38 AM (gbWkA)

52 Little Dicky Durbin - Dumbest person in Congress.
Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM (gbWkA)

Unfortunately not even close

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 11:38 AM (5y11N)

53 We're still on shitholes? Well then...

(Apologies to dennis leary)


I'm just a 3rd world joe, with no 3rd world job
I'm perpetually ruled by some socialist slob

we got drug lords, and crime, and sectarian war
I got an average hut, with an average dirt floor

my wife, and no job, 10 kids, and no car
tree stumps for tables, eat bugs from a jar

Sometimes I look around,
and nothing here is interesting
(oh no)
No way
(uh-uh)

Now I get to hang out and live life
at some other country's expense
(oh yeah)
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah

we're heading to hell in the ultra fast lane
countries pour money down this 3rd world drain

Its a shithole
(yes a shithole, what a shithole)
Its a shithole
(yes a shithole, what a shithole)

There's no public toilets, we shit in the street
create some pandemic that doctors can't treat

Its a shithole
(yes a shithole, what a shithole)
Its a shithole
(its the world's biggest shithole)

sometimes we leave our 3rd world spaces
move somewhere else to make new 3rd world places

Its a shithole
(yes a shithole, what a shithole)
Its a shithole
(its a real fucking shithole)


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 11:39 AM (aMlLZ)

54 Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's withered labia at January 16, 2018 11:33 AM

Mr. Chairgorilla, I move to suspend the rule "Pics or it doesn't exist".

Posted by: J. Random Moron Weisenheimer at January 16, 2018 11:39 AM (DMUuz)

55
I don't blame Chelsea for having a backup dress just in case the one she is wearing gets a stain on it.She is a Clinton after all.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 11:39 AM (lKyWE)

56 Little Dicky Durbin - Dumbest person in Congress.
Posted by: Archer



Hey!
Posted by: Hank Johnson & Maxine Waters

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (Hr+ZL)

57 There is a way to make third world countries just as successful as the US. Enable property rights like we have.

Of course, that will never happen.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (7ZVPa)

58 help a poor gorilla out here, why was Trump's labelling some 3rd world shithole countries as 'shitholes' objectionable?


Except that he didn't.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (mpXpK)

59 Wait, isn't "a gang violence-ravaged and impoverished disaster zone" just another name for shithole (I mean, assuming she wasn't talking about Baltimore, Detroit, Cleveland, Philadelphia, Boston or Newark)?

========

Re: Baltimore, Detroit, Cleveland, etc.
As I pointed out on the last thread, illegals haven't been *saved* from gang violence. They've merely culturally enriched our existing blue shitholes.
====

Exactly. Are the shitholes we deport them back to really worse than the ones they've created here?

Recall a few recent cases: the two illegal teens in Maryland who raped a girl in the school restroom. Another illegal teen who murdered a Muslim girl in Virginia.

We aren't *saving* these people by letting them in here so that they can fester in their own enclaves. And the main reason for that is that if any attempt were made to enforce law and order, it would be denounced as racist. The liberals who say that we must help them make it impossible to help them.

Fine. Great. So let them fester in place.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 10:38 AM (/qEW2)

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (/qEW2)

60 I take great umbrage with the claim that Durbin is the dumbest person in the Senate as long as Sheldon Whitehouse is a member.

This slight will not go unnoticed.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (/tuJf)

61
I can use some prayers. I find out this week if I still have a job or not.

Posted by: josephistan


Believe me, my hope is that you do, but if you don't remember there was nothing you could have done. They're going to do what they're going to do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (VFBPE)

62 Sending prayers for all the intentions on that list. Also petitioning St. Jude to intercede for all who need it.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (a0IVu)

63 I propose we frame it thusly: We're not sending those 200,000 back to punish them. We're sending them back so that now they, having learned how great America is, they can make el Salvador not suck so much.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (KUaJL)

64 Our son can use some prayers.

Finally got an appointment to the VA hospital in Charleston, SC to have an MRI on his injured back, and see about his damaged knees and ankle.

Three hours from here round-trip and they saw him for his ankle, only. Told him he'd need individual appointments for his back and knees.

His ankle is damaged (doctor said it "shouldn't be making that clicking noise--have you been referred to a physical therapist?"--answer: No).

Anyhow, he's going to have to juggle classes and travel back and forth to finally, after THREE YEARS get answers and treatments for his injuries.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

65 The warlords turn the places into shitholes ... but some masses of people are going to be third world for generations to come even if we removed the warlords (and the Clintons acted like warlords, looting the treasury)

Yet the Dominican Republic does OK, so which warlords do we have to remove/kill to change Haiti? Or do "we" have to do it at all?

Most certainly we shouldn't bring them here (at least not till black/poor neighborhoods we already have are fully employed and crime free) ... merit based immigration only, and only as WE need, not as THEY need. What THEY need to do is fix their own homeland.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (otAqJ)

66 >>60 I take great umbrage with the claim that Durbin is the dumbest person in the Senate as long as Sheldon Whitehouse is a member.

Preach it.

Posted by: Patty Murray at January 16, 2018 11:42 AM (r9UYA)

67 27 So you're standing at the altar and that apparition comes walking down the aisle.
Do you run, or do you suck it up, make bank for 5 years and divorce her ass?
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 11:33 AM (HgMAr)

Seeing as both running and divorce will probably lead to suicide by twin gunshot wounds to the back of the head, you're SOL.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 16, 2018 11:42 AM (72PAC)

68 >>63 I propose we frame it thusly: We're not sending those 200,000 back to punish them. We're sending them back so that now they, having learned how great America is, they can make el Salvador not suck so much. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (KUaJL)

A "talent transfer," in the vernacular...

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 11:42 AM (Bdeb0)

69 Someone should tell Chelsea not to smile. That's not a good look for her.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM


Even Wilburrrr says that; like it's a Bad Thing?

Posted by: Mr. Ed at January 16, 2018 11:42 AM (DMUuz)

70 Do you run, or do you suck it up, make bank for 5 years and divorce her ass?

Dude thought going long on Greek money market investments was wise, he's not real big on judgment or discernment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:42 AM (39g3+)

71 Was talking with a true liberal. An old school democrat that is liberal and not fascist. She was talking about the floods here and I said well at least these people have huge stock market gains to help rebuild their mansions, thanks to Trump.

She went off on telling me the Trump economic miracle was due to Obama. That the stock market is not the economy and that tax cuts were the worst thing to ever happen to our country.

My arguments that Obama had never had two consecutive quarters of 3% GDP growth and that the Chocolate Jesus himself said the USA would never again have 3% annual GDP growth and now under Trump we are at 4%. Also that black unemployment was at a historic low, that UE was at historic low, that unlike when Obammy said it, the USA's economic engine was truly firing on all cylinders.

She basically put her fingers in her ears and said LA_LA. I took the conversation to another subject.

Point being is that even true liberal and sane democrats are no longer in reality because of their idolization of King Shit Midas and Trump actually delivering.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 11:43 AM (3BFzK)

72 Even at her peak Chelsea could not get beyond passable.

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 11:43 AM (LiyEm)

73 I propose we frame it thusly: We're not sending those 200,000 back to punish them. We're sending them back so that now they, having learned how great America is, they can make el Salvador not suck so much. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (KUaJL)

A "talent transfer," in the vernacular...
Posted by: Zod



With an apology for stealing El Salvador's best & brightest.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:43 AM (Hr+ZL)

74 Local news reports that most freeways and many roads are closed.

We got like 2 inches of DOOOOM.

Posted by: Mana AJ at January 16, 2018 11:43 AM (mtfdF)

75 Goin to Ikea this afternoon. So why aren't there any chains that compete with them with furniture designed snd made in, say, Uganda?

Posted by: Git back 2 yur shitholes at January 16, 2018 11:44 AM (HZWmq)

76 Even at her peak Chelsea could not get beyond passable place or show.



FIFY

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:44 AM (Hr+ZL)

77 Someone should tell Chelsea not to smile. That's not a good look for her.

Looking serious isn't either. There's really not much you can do when you lost the genetics lottery that badly, in terms of photography.

But if you are a nice, sweet, loving, caring, and upright person, it can make a huge difference in person.

Too bad she failed that one, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:44 AM (39g3+)

78 My husband has to fly into the Bill and Hillary Clinton Airport in Little Rock, Arkansas tonight.

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

79 PRAYER UPDATE

I had an 11 week ultrasound last week ... and the baby was alive and wiggling. (My last pregnancy was a "missed miscarriage," which we discovered at the 11 week scan.) The doctor says everything looks great and we were cleared to tell my stepson. It's surreal, but it looks like everything is ... okay.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (QAOZh)

80 Poor sap that married Chelsea. He thought he was marrying into the white house and instead ended up with... Chelsea.


Womp womp

[sad trombone]

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (QCX64)

81
Trump should make Chelsea an ambassador to one of the countries Democrats are aghast to hear called an s-hole.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (BcNJg)

82 67,
"Seeing as both running and divorce will probably lead to suicide by twin gunshot wounds to the back of the head, you're SOL."



So you "embrace the suck" and go on permanent vacation with FIL-Bill.

Posted by: geoffb at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (zOpu5)

83 >>69 Someone should tell Chelsea not to smile. That's not a good look for her. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM

IIRC, the "smile" function was written into the last update of the operating system. Could be that removing it would compromise other functions in the code.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)

84
PRAYER UPDATE



I had an 11 week ultrasound last week ... and the baby was alive and
wiggling. (My last pregnancy was a "missed miscarriage," which we
discovered at the 11 week scan.) The doctor says everything looks great
and we were cleared to tell my stepson. It's surreal, but it looks like
everything is ... okay.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (QAOZh)


That is great news!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (ptqGC)

85 I just looked outside and it is beautiful. Fresh snow of about an inch accumulation has turned everything white; trees white, road white, existing snow cover now pure white. I feel very privileged to live in this land of wonder.

How can I atone for all this?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (GroCc)

86 I drink some African wines, pinotages, in fact.

I read about the wineries and the people, but all I see are white faces. Why are no black Africans producing wines?

Posted by: Git back 2 yur shitholes at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (HZWmq)

87 Praying for your son Jane. And to all others, the printed list is in my nightstand and prayers are sent every night. You have prayed for me for than once and it's always appreciated.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (zRZaJ)

88
Even at her peak Chelsea could not get beyond passable.
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 11:43 AM (LiyEm)



Oh come on, she's not that bad looking.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (lKyWE)

89 I say that most of the United States success is due to attitude. The attitude is we don't accept things done half-assed. That attitude is rewarded by the system set up by the founders. It is a symbiotic relationship. Unfortunately I see that attitude slipping somewhat.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 11:46 AM (2DOZq)

90 Point being is that even true liberal and sane democrats are no longer in reality because of their idolization of King Shit Midas and Trump actually delivering.

Yeah, its a bit of a worldview challenge. Their economic ideas and concepts were put on test for 8 years and were a miserable failure, now ours are being tested and succeeding. Its not easy to admit that if you're on the losing side.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (39g3+)

91 Can we put Kohn in the camps yet?

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (XMDuf)

92 There's really not much you can do when you lost the genetics lottery that badly, in terms of photography.



Stick to radio.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (Hr+ZL)

93
Her look is not so pedestrian
but more akin to equestrian

Where's Muldoon?

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (2FqvZ)

94 The warlords turn the places into shitholes ... but some masses of people are going to be third world for generations to come even if we removed the warlords (and the Clintons acted like warlords, looting the treasury)

If Hillary had won, the US would be her Big Haiti.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (rnAwa)

95 Vicious colonialists thwarted my every attempt to get Ukea off the ground!

Posted by: Zombie Idi Amin at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (Q5ALd)

96 Trump should make Chelsea an ambassador to one of the countries Democrats are aghast to hear called an s-hole.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (BcNJg)


I hear Somalia is lovely this time of year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

97 That's great sunny dee!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (zRZaJ)

98 55
I don't blame Chelsea for having a backup dress just in case the one she is wearing gets a stain on it.She is a Clinton after all.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 11:39 AM (lKyWE)

Threadwinner

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (7HtZB)

99 >>Oh come on, she's not that bad looking.

That's debatable.

Posted by: Mack Truck Grill at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (r9UYA)

100 68. Call it whatever ya want - just get these layouts and crooks the fvck outta here.
We got plenty home-grown shitbags to fill our shitholes. Imports we don't need.

TL; DR - REMOVE PLANTAIN

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (fA1SL)

101
It's surreal, but it looks like everything is ... okay.

Posted by: sunny-dee


Prayers for you and Bert (as I call all unborn kids).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 11:47 AM (Kffy2)

102 79
PRAYER UPDATE



I had an 11 week ultrasound last week ... and the baby was alive and
wiggling. (My last pregnancy was a "missed miscarriage," which we
discovered at the 11 week scan.) The doctor says everything looks great
and we were cleared to tell my stepson. It's surreal, but it looks like
everything is ... okay.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (QAOZh)
Am so excited for you! I have been thinking about you and your journey..praying the latest round of IVF worked.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 11:48 AM (a0IVu)

103 Wait. El Salvador is a shithole?

But. . . but . . . the leftist Farabundo Martí National Liberation Front is in charge.

Their president is President Ceren, a Marxist Leninist guerilla in the civil war. He fought under false name of Commander Leonel Gonzalez.

Yayy, socialism!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 16, 2018 11:48 AM (MnkFD)

104 I must admit the Clintons are wise stewards of their Foundation. They solicit donations for Haiti, then spend them on themselves: they get the personal benefit of the donations, and they also leave Haiti in horrible condition, creating an excuse for them to *demand* that we let them into our country, which results in more votes for Hillary.

Win/win. Wicked smaht.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:48 AM (/qEW2)

105 Ok, ok. Little Dicky Durbin - One of the many, many dumb people in Congress.

Fixed.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 11:48 AM (gbWkA)

106 dow 25948 up 150

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 11:48 AM (BtQd4)

107 I had an 11 week ultrasound last week ... and the baby was alive and wiggling.

That's wonderful news for you and the hubby

Oh come on, she's not that bad looking.

Nah, she's a solid 4-5. With personality she drops to half that. Not hideous, but not attractive at any real level.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:48 AM (39g3+)

108 It seems obvious to me shithole is a comment on the quality of a particular government not the skin color of the residents. The media cannot process the thought that socialist governments invariably produce shitholes.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 11:48 AM (nBr1j)

109 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

Have you guys looked into the Semper Fi Fund charity for any assistance or guidance?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 11:49 AM (2DOZq)

110 Chelsea's entitled personality makes her unattractive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:49 AM (ptqGC)

111 77 But if you are a nice, sweet, loving, caring, and upright person, it can make a huge difference in person.

Too bad she failed that one, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:44 AM (39g3+)


With the DNA of the Hildebeast raging inside of her, she never had a chance.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 11:49 AM (XMDuf)

112 "Poor sap that married Chelsea. He thought he was marrying into the white house."

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner, inmate #79112-054Federal Medical Center Devens at January 16, 2018 11:50 AM (MxEKc)

113 SHS pushes back at press accusation that Trump is racist: then why did NBC give him a show for 10 years?

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 11:50 AM (/52yu)

114 Is there a dress expensive enough to make poor Chelsea look like anything than Chelsea?

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 11:50 AM (nBr1j)

115 Oh come on, she's not that bad looking.


Maybe not in some shithole countries.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 16, 2018 11:50 AM (xBSm0)

116 Her look is not so pedestrian
but more akin to equestrian
"

Neigh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 16, 2018 11:50 AM (7LY+6)

117 53 We're still on shitholes? Well then...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 11:39 AM (aMlLZ)


That is brilliant.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (xjiRE)

118 Why are no black Africans producing wines?

I think all the ambitious, driven blacks in Africa either take to military or leave for better places like the USA.

Seriously though, Africa has every advantage it needs to be a continent filled with wealthy countries. All the resources, all the land, all the manpower.

And instead you get Rhino horns shipped to China.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (39g3+)

119 Even at her peak Chelsea could not get beyond passable.
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 11:43 AM (LiyEm)



Oh come on, she's not that bad looking.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic



Even on the binary scale, which gives huuuuge leeway, she comes up a "0".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (Hr+ZL)

120
78 My husband has to fly into the Bill and Hillary Clinton Airport in Little Rock, Arkansas tonight.

*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:45 AM (ptqGC)


You had better pray that his flight is directed to land on Runway William and not Runway Hillary. The former is slick, but manageable; the latter is festooned with bollards.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (tcamx)

121 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)



Have you guys looked into the Semper Fi Fund charity for any assistance or guidance?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 11:49 AM (2DOZq)


We sure don't need charity. He is doing what the VA is requiring him to do to keep his benefits. They are assuring him that they're going to find out (finally) what's wrong with his back and knees and find a treatment. Under PDT things are at least moving along. Under Barry, not at all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

122 Let's face it, even with plastic surgery Chelsea still looks like fvcking Howdy Doody.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (r9UYA)

123 "Exactly. Are the shitholes we deport them back to really worse than the ones they've created here? "

some of the Muslims in Europe burn their refugee centers because they want better conditions, and their Wi-Fi isn't fast enough. Some wanted to go back home.

That and many cases show that they are not refugees, they are opportunists looking for free stuff. And 80% are men, that leave women and children behind to fend for themselves.

Mexico sends their people here to leach off our economy and send money back to their families, even as they collect benefits here. It is all insane, except for the elite who don't care about our their fellow Americans.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (otAqJ)

124 Is Gloryhole better?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2018 11:52 AM (3F0Ql)

125 The scrunt for Minn thinks durbin has a lot of integrity? LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 11:52 AM (5y11N)

126 I'm just a 3rd world joe, with no 3rd world job
I'm perpetually ruled by some socialist slob

we got drug lords, and crime, and sectarian war
I got an average hut, with an average dirt floor

my wife, and no job, 10 kids, and no car
tree stumps for tables, eat bugs from a jar


Standing ovation

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:52 AM (39g3+)

127 The scrunt from MInn has shithole on the brain

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (5y11N)

128 If you gaze long into Chelsea's Twitter photo, Chelsea's Twitter photo will also gaze into you.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)

129 I cannot imagine How the idea that You cannot survive and prosper without Govt mandating it would cause so many to fail.

I would posit, If you 'buy' the idea Govt is the solution and stealing from others Is the solution than if you are still on the bottom , You need to rethink your position.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (t2Uf9)

130 Chelsea's husband knows what happens to men who disappoint the Clintons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

131 Even on the binary scale, which gives huuuuge leeway, she comes up a "0".

I wouldn't stick Bill Wynn's in that. Not even wearing a lace wig.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (39g3+)

132 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

Will pray for your son. It sounds very frustrating.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (8+Ozj)

133
The scrunt for Minn thinks durbin has a lot of integrity? LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Is that the Senior Scrunt for Minnesota or the Junior Scrunt?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (i6b6/)

134 There are probably vineyards in South Africa. Basically same kind of climate as Australia & Argentina.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB)

135 104: added perk: ability to bail out your child trafficking pals. cf. Laura Silsby

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (/52yu)

136 s that the Senior Scrunt for Minnesota or the Junior Scrunt?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (i6b6/)

what ever a Klobuchar is?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (5y11N)

137 Maybe that will teach Vera Wang not to make dresses for ugly brides.

Posted by: JAS at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (7JbXq)

138 i would also posit, govt doesn't really give two shits about you, just keeping you impoverished to play on others consciences without actually Helping You.

Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (t2Uf9)

139 Fine. Great. So let them fester in place.


Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (/qEW2)


Uh... welfare... schooling... housing.... and all the other social safety nets... that the Courts FORCE us to give them as long as they are here?

Uh.. no... unless you can show that this group, as a whole is a net positive to the overall tax base...

Send them home...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (NgKpN)

140 Speaking of helping Chelsea out with wedding expenses, apparently the Australian taxpayers have been giving generously to the CGI/CF, unbeknownst to them, naturally. A total of over $300 million over the years. The interesting question would be: what did they get for this money?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (W+vEI)

141 If Dick Durbin is the standard for integrity then it's time to start over.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (nBr1j)

142 134
There are probably vineyards in South Africa. Basically same kind of climate as Australia Argentina.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB)
Cape Town has some fantastic vineyards. There are wine tasting tours etc. Too bad violent crime rate is what it is in South Africa; its absolutely gorgeous.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (a0IVu)

143 Bannon Is Subpoenaed in Mueller's Russia Investigation- NYT

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (r9UYA)

144 There are probably vineyards in South Africa. Basically same kind of climate as Australia Argentina.

Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB)


The wine region in the western cape is incredible. Gorgeous country, and great/affordable wines. A really good bottle runs about $6.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (ptqGC)

145 South African wine?

Yes. both reds and whites.

Posted by: JAS at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (7JbXq)

146 134 There are probably vineyards in South Africa. Basically same kind of climate as Australia & Argentina.
Posted by: josephistan at January 16, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB)

I know there used to be. I think the golfer Gary Player had one.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 11:56 AM (2DOZq)

147
There are probably vineyards in South Africa. Basically same kind of climate as Australia Argentina.



South Africa produces very good wine and alot of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 11:56 AM (lKyWE)

148 That and many cases show that they are not refugees, they are opportunists looking for free stuff. And 80% are men, that leave women and children behind to fend for themselves



That is not refugees. That's an invasion force.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:56 AM (dSqvH)

149 >>There are probably vineyards in South Africa. Basically same kind of climate as Australia & Argentina.

Some very good ones. I did a tour of Western Cape wineries which is in the Cape Town area. Ernie Els has a very cool winery by the way.

The reason you find mostly whites running wineries is the same reason you find whites running wineries everywhere including here in the US, the wineries were mostly started by European immigrants who brought the tradition and knowledge with them.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 11:57 AM (/tuJf)

150 I was drinking beer at the pool at the Sandston Sun and they cost 6 rand ($1) each.

Keep 'em coming.

Posted by: JAS at January 16, 2018 11:57 AM (7JbXq)

151 I think that's one of the better pictures of Chelsea Clinton I've seen and the dress is nice.

Chelsea says stupid stuff and she has the politics of her parents, but he might be rather a nice person in her married life. The only person who would know that is her husband,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 11:57 AM (8+Ozj)

152
All over Africa, decent, beaten-down inhabitants are secretly thinking, "Please come back, colonial masters."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 11:57 AM (aOYrI)

153 And Ernie Els. Famous golfers like to invest in vineyards.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 11:58 AM (2DOZq)

154 138 i would also posit, govt doesn't really give two shits about you, just keeping you impoverished to play on others consciences without actually Helping You.
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (t2Uf9)

The US Government was once Dad... the Dad who let you go, and told you to rub dirt on the scrape when you fell down.

Then it became the Father who would bail you out... try to help...

Then it became Mom... telling you things you needed to do for your own good...

Now? Its a Mother who has Munchhausen by Proxy, and we are the Children... it actively TRIES to keep us sick, so it has something to do.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 11:58 AM (NgKpN)

155 SA is a great place to vacation. Food and hotel costs are very low.

The airfare to get there, otoh.

Posted by: JAS at January 16, 2018 11:58 AM (7JbXq)

156 She went off on telling me the Trump economic miracle was due to Obama. That the stock market is not the economy and that tax cuts were the worst thing to ever happen to our country.

--

I'd imagine no explanation from her that the booming economy just happened to exactly correspond with everything Trump has done thus far? And why it took 8 years for Obama's brilliance to pay off?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 16, 2018 11:58 AM (mQ0Mc)

157
No word of late about Chel-Z's progeny. Has Granny C attempted any Hansel and Gretel chicanery with them yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 11:58 AM (tcamx)

158 Excellent news, sunny-dee!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2018 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

159 South African wine?

Yes. both reds and whites.

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Ugh ... white ... didn't even ask me ... I hate you ... how about a BJ ... you suck ... another BJ ... you know I like red ... I hate my father ...

Posted by: Aziz Ansari's Date at January 16, 2018 11:59 AM (sX1BW)

160 Communist counties are Shitholes, unless your their supreme leader, then your just a fat leader.

Posted by: Colin at January 16, 2018 11:59 AM (8QPRg)

161 128 If you gaze long into Chelsea's Twitter photo, Chelsea's Twitter photo will also gaze into you.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)


Somewhere in the attic of the house in Chappaqua, there's a portrait of a horse that gets a little more human-looking every day.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 11:59 AM (XMDuf)

162 We visited this wine area:

http://www.franschhoekwinetours.com/

Gorgeous. Reminiscent of Napa (but prettier). Richard Branson owns a vineyard there and a hotel, that we stayed at.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:59 AM (ptqGC)

163 LBJ was the most profane of them all and of course JFK was a sexual predator...

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 11:30 AM (LiyEm)

I met a gentleman who attended some meetings in the corporate world with Richard M. Nixon (before his Presidency), and he said Nixon was one of the most profane individuals he had ever encountered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:00 PM (sD2WN)

164 I have the feeling Durbin would be living in a cardboard box under a bridge if he wasn't a senator.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 12:00 PM (nBr1j)

165 138. It's called the Repugnant Conclusion - the idea that a large and impoverished population is better in all meaningful ways to a small and prosperous one. This is a concept of poli sci and widely discussed and debated

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (fA1SL)

166 Former British colonies that respect property rights are all wealthy, those that do not, are trash. This is irrespective of the ethnicity of the country.

Note that Spain and Portugal did not respect property rights, and they colonized South America, which is a basket case to this day. The US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and Singapore are all wealthy countries. The reason that China is now rising economically is due to the limited amount of property rights that are being allowed by the communists.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (7ZVPa)

167 130 Chelsea's husband knows what happens to men who disappoint the Clintons.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

It's like guys who become minions of mad scientists: you know he's crazy and you know he's volatile and yet you sign up anyway, so isn't that on you when the volcano explodes due to the insane gravity experiment?

(Or did I push that metaphor too far?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (RD7QR)

168 This one is a real winner and lovely too boot.. 'Middle America is to 'Too violent, stupid and racist' for new jobs.


https://tinyurl.com/zft48dg

Posted by: Javems at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (Eyviw)

169
Funny that both Bill Clinton and Huma where on the 'big' island of Hawaii on MISSILE ALERT day. Can't find a single mention of Hillary.

Interesting footnote to the story is a dead body was found on the runway at Honolulu airport. Same day.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (2FqvZ)

170 Try entering Mexico from Belize or Guatemala without authorization and see how that works out for you.

Hint: not well

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (/s32u)

171 SA is a great place to vacation. Food and hotel costs are very low.


This. We're going back in the fall. Husband has enough mileage points we can fly for free.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (ptqGC)

172 >> I think that's one of the better pictures of Chelsea Clinton I've seen and the dress is nice.


Only thing that ruins that dress is her face.

Good Lord. Not even a mother could love a face like that.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (Ner+o)

173 Its a shithole
(yes a shithole, what a shithole)
Its a shithole
(its a real fucking shithole)


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 11:39 AM (aMlLZ)

*enthusiastic applause*

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (NWiLs)

174 Good Lord. Not even a mother could love a face like that.

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In fairness, Hillary is incapable of love.

Posted by: SH at January 16, 2018 12:02 PM (sX1BW)

175 167 130 Chelsea's husband knows what happens to men who disappoint the Clintons.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (ptqGC)

It's like guys who become minions of mad scientists: you know he's crazy and you know he's volatile and yet you sign up anyway, so isn't that on you when the volcano explodes due to the insane gravity experiment?

(Or did I push that metaphor too far?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (RD7QR)


You Fool! You just released Xenu and all the Thetans from their prison!

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 12:02 PM (XMDuf)

176 >>Chelsea says stupid stuff and she has the politics of her parents, but he might be rather a nice person in her married life.


Fen, you are always so good about giving people the benefit of the doubt (which beats by cynicism). FWIW, I have read stories about how unpleasantly Chelsea behaves at work at CGI, indicating she may have inherited Hillary's attitude/way of treating underlings poorly. I seem to recall reading that Chelsea expected and received special treatment while working at NBC, too. Having grown up in the spotlight and with her particular parents, she may not know there is another way to behave?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (W+vEI)

177 >>SA is a great place to vacation. Food and hotel costs are very low.

Used to be. Not so much anymore and it's going downhill fast.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (/tuJf)

178 In fairness, Hillary is incapable of love.
Posted by: SH at January 16, 2018 12:02 PM (sX1BW)


#twoweeks

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (y87Qq)

179 Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (Ner+o)

Her mother doesn't have to love her face. She just has to love her. I don't know what Hillary has been like as mother. I expect Bill might be a somewhat more involved parent, but only they know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (8+Ozj)

180 "Somewhere in the attic of the house in Chappaqua, there's a portrait of a horse that gets a little more human-looking every day.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 11:59 AM (XMDuf)"

Threadwinner!

Posted by: Zombie Oscar Wilde at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (7JbXq)

181 I think Greg Norman also invested in wine.
and vodka, maybe whisky.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (xBSm0)

182 I have the feeling Durbin would be living in a cardboard box under a bridge if he wasn't a senator.
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He would be living off the taxpayer just like he's doing now.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (vg8iE)

183 I met a gentleman who attended some meetings in the corporate world with Richard M. Nixon (before his Presidency), and he said Nixon was one of the most profane individuals he had ever encountered.



He never met LBJ then.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (dSqvH)

184 >>That is not refugees. That's an invasion force.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:56 AM (dSqvH)

"First-World Crashers," an uproarious comedy about two sandaled brown imposters who fast-talk their way into Silicon Valley tech success while bedding college gals and leaving a gaggle of outraged white racists in their hard-partying wake...

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)

185 Remember Chelsea telling us she "never thinks about money."

Why should you, sweetie? Your crooked parents will make sure you are coddled for the rest of your life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (ptqGC)

186
In fairness, Hillary is incapable of love.

Posted by: SH


Liar. Money and power.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (M2MQB)

187 I lived for six months in a condo on a golf course owned by Gary Player and I throughly enjoyed the Western Cape.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (10y4F)

188 I think Greg Norman also invested in wine.
and vodka, maybe whisky.


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Yes, yes, and hell yes.

Posted by: SH at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (sX1BW)

189 69 Someone should tell Chelsea not to smile. That's not a good look for her.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:36 AM
..........

Chelsea is smiling because she thinks somebody actually wants to mount her tonight.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (HgMAr)

190 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (7ZVPa)

I agree that property rights is the linchpin of prosperity and the mother of the acceptance of other inalienable rights.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (2DOZq)

191 26 "pretty damn funny coming from the party of Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, and Al Franken"

Do not forget the Lion of the Senate
BECAUSE HE MATED AT WILL AND KILLED WITHOUT REMORSE

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (BtQd4)

192 Nixon was profane and JFK was a sexual predator. Well, they both were sailors, so that explains a lot.

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (gbWkA)

193 >>"Somewhere in the attic of the house in Chappaqua, there's a portrait of a horse that gets a little more human-looking every day.


The Importance of Being Clever Hans

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:05 PM (Ner+o)

194 If you gaze long into Chelsea's Twitter photo, Chelsea's Twitter photo will also gaze into you.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)


duuuude, you're supposed to use a mirror, no direct gazing

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 12:05 PM (aMlLZ)

195 And Nixon thought the Kennedys were profane.

Posted by: JAS at January 16, 2018 12:05 PM (7JbXq)

196 S**thole describes the place, not the people, and places are not racist.

A**hole is the people descriptor, as is S**tbag, but neither of them is racist.

A**holes and S**tbags living in a S**thole still isn't racist.

Why is this so hard to understand?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 16, 2018 12:05 PM (3NjrP)

197 Remember Chelsea telling us she "never thinks about money."
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The hell she doesn't.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 16, 2018 12:05 PM (vg8iE)

198 >>176 >>Chelsea says stupid stuff and she has the politics of her parents, but he might be rather a nice person in her married life.

One prefers to think that Mezvinsky's poor judgement is perpetually punished in the boudoir.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:05 PM (Bdeb0)

199 Only Hitler's dog knows whether he was a good master!

Posted by: Positive thinking can be overdone at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (Q5ALd)

200 It's like guys who become minions of mad scientists: you know he's crazy and you know he's volatile and yet you sign up anyway, so isn't that on you when the volcano explodes due to the insane gravity experiment?

Its like that weasely little guy in The Mummy that helps him translate. Better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path, is how he puts it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (39g3+)

201 161. that's terrible. And funny!

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (/52yu)

202 This. We're going back in the fall. Husband has enough mileage points we can fly for free.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (ptqGC


I thought the SA crime rate was absurdly high. Do they warn you when you go there not to travel to certain places?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (mRmFk)

203 >>Chelsea is smiling because she

...has given her last BJ.




*The Classics are classic for a reason.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (Ner+o)

204 Chelsea comes across as an unpleasant person, but I hope she and her husband are good parents to their kids.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (a0IVu)

205 Of course the media would go insane if a Republican had a wedding as expensive as the Clintons.
Why settle for one standard when you can have two?

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (nBr1j)

206 The fact that Hillary has no problem whatsoever with partial-birth abortion, yet she's been blessed with two grandchildren, boggles the mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

207 All you girls who loved Shawn Phillips back in the sixties can find him in SA. Still making music.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 16, 2018 12:07 PM (10y4F)

208 >>197 Remember Chelsea telling us she "never thinks about money."

Of course she doesn't. At a certain point, you just pay others to "think about money."

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:07 PM (Bdeb0)

209 re: "gang violence-ravaged impoverished disaster zone"

She's doing the typical liberal thing: false dichotomy. Either let them all in OR you are condemning them to death, as if those are the only alternatives.

- What about working out an agreement with other Central American countries to take them in as refugees until the unrest there is resolved? And regarding that unrest...

- Remember that US soldier killed in Nigeria? What were we doing there? We were helping train Nigerians to combat terrorists. We weren't bringing them here. Why can't we do that with El Salvador? And why can't the UN send in some peacekeeping troops that we've already paid for? We can train the people we send back to defend themselves.

- If we just indiscriminately bring them here, we will just be importing their gangs and their violence here. We won't be solving anything, as I noted in @59

- Kohn's appeal is dishonest: it isn't about giving someone in need help until the need has passed (which can be done in various other ways, as I noted). It's about flipping red districts and red states. If the liberal option (one of many) is rejected its because they liberals have shown themselves to be slimy time and time again.


Bottom line. No one has the right to inflict their problems on others, or in the case of liberals, to inflict foreigners' problems on Americans in ways they will never have to experience.

As an analogy, if the inner cities have a high murder rate, you can't force people in the burbs to harbor people from there into their homes, without even being allowed to check if they are gang members. Although I'm sure HUD would love to do that.

If liberals think it is OK to inflict one person's problem on another, I think that I have the right to order a liberal with two healthy kidneys (renal privilege) to donate one to someone with renal failure. After all, it's possible to live a good life with just one kidney.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 12:07 PM (/qEW2)

210 Remember Chelsea telling us she "never thinks about money."

She never has to. Someone else handles all that for her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:07 PM (39g3+)

211 Chelsea comes across as an unpleasant person, but I hope she and her husband are good parents to their kids.
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I best parent I can be.

Posted by: Chelsea's Illegal Maid/Nanny at January 16, 2018 12:07 PM (vg8iE)

212 Dude thought going long on Greek money market investments was wise, he's not real big on judgment or discernment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 11:42 AM (39g3+)

He knew exactly waht he was doing. He wasn't selling hedge investments, he was selling influence. Buyers got a tax writeoff, and some pull with the Clinton Machine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:07 PM (sD2WN)

213 184 >>That is not refugees. That's an invasion force.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 11:56 AM (dSqvH)

"First-World Crashers," an uproarious comedy about two sandaled brown imposters who fast-talk their way into Silicon Valley tech success while bedding college gals and leaving a gaggle of outraged white racists in their hard-partying wake...

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)

Starring Kumail Nanjiani.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 12:08 PM (XMDuf)

214 OK so why is it Kenya doesn't have a designed-and-built-there automobile product line that we import, like, say, Mercedes Benz or Volvo or Hyundai?

Or the Republic of Congo? Why don't they make refrigerators and TVs to compete with Samsung and LG?

We know these countries produce academic superstars, because Senators and CNN heads tell us so.

But where are the results?

Posted by: Git back 2 yur shitholes at January 16, 2018 12:08 PM (HZWmq)

215 >>204 Chelsea comes across as an unpleasant person, but I hope she and her husband are good parents to their kids.Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (a0IVu)

Grandma Zod would've described Chelsea as "a dull blade."

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (Bdeb0)

216 He never met LBJ then.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (dSqvH)


Do we have a witness of Nixon's profanity by anyone who doesn't hate Nixon? Testimony from such people is always suspect.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (mRmFk)

217 190 Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM (7ZVPa)

I agree that property rights is the linchpin of prosperity and the mother of the acceptance of other inalienable rights.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:04 PM (2DOZq)

Yep.... Even to the point where you own, YOUSELF... thus having freedom of religion... speech... and the right to defend yourself...

Its the idea that you are not government property, ie a sovereign citizen.

But we have lost that ideal here... now the government effectively owns our Labor, through Taxes... owns our land, through Tax...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (NgKpN)

218 South Africa used to be a nuclear weapon State.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (2DOZq)

219
"I thought the SA crime rate was absurdly high. Do they warn you when you go there not to travel to certain places?"

The Riverwalk really is pretty nice, and it's always fun to see the Alamo at night. Just stay away from the Southeast Side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (V2Yro)

220 I thought the SA crime rate was absurdly high. Do they warn you when you go there not to travel to certain places?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (mRmFk)


We didn't have a single problem. Spent time in Cape Town, the wine region, and the Sabi wildlife preserves on the Eastern Coast. The local people were incredibly warm and friendly. Scariest locals were the baboons that would try to break into your hotel room in the countryside.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (ptqGC)

221 Byerley says that the first thing those in middle America need to realize is that "no educated person wants to live in a shithole with stupid people." Particularly, in a "shithole" filled with people who are "violent, racist, and/or misogynistic." In Byerley's opinion, "big corporations," do not consider moving to the heart of America because "those towns have nothing going for them."

She seems nice ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (pNxlR)

222 64 I have the feeling Durbin would be living in a cardboard box under a bridge if he wasn't a senator.

You could say that about half the people that are there.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2018 12:10 PM (zRZaJ)

223 In fairness, Hillary is incapable of love.

Not true. Hillary loves Hillary with a burning passion that leaves room for no one else.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 12:10 PM (xQfPr)

224 Baboons are dicks.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:10 PM (Ner+o)

225 214. Heh. .they can't even get gravel road base in the Congo.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 12:11 PM (fA1SL)

226 223 Not true. Hillary loves Hillary with a burning passion that leaves room for no one else.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 12:10 PM (xQfPr)

Well, aside from Jim Beam and Jack Daniels.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 12:11 PM (XMDuf)

227 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (mRmFk)

Can't remember if the tapes had Nixon using over the top profanity. There was some though.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:11 PM (2DOZq)

228 >>Do we have a witness of Nixon's profanity by anyone who doesn't hate Nixon? Testimony from such people is always suspect. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (mRmFk)

IIRC, he refers correctly to journalist Daniel Schorr as a "sonofabitch" on the WH tapes.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)

229 My read is that Hillary is psychotic, so she has no normal human emotions or connections with anyone. She'd have been a very odd, uncomfortable mother who was controlling, one of those "you're going to be a world class ballerina, no matter how much your feet bleed, now practice 14 more hours!" moms.

Daddy... she probably adores daddy because guys with that kind of personality are super charming and always really nice and helpful in the moment, with lots of affection and support. Sure he's a lying philandering scumbag who you can't trust to carry 50 cents to the candy machine, sure, he's hitting on all your friends and leering at them on pool days. But he's DADDY!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (39g3+)

230 Looking at the prayer list I thought I share some good news - I finished the round of chemo and radiation! It was difficult at times and spent a couple of nights in the hospital with a fever that worried everyone but then went away. Also, my wife had a mass turn up on her mammogram that thankfully after a sonogram turned out to just be a cyst - thank-you, Good Lord! Now I have to wait 6 weeks for the radiation to leave my body so I can get a PET scan to see if the treatments worked. Please keep the prayers coming.

Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (8b+oT)

231 "The reason you find mostly whites running wineries is the same reason you find whites running wineries everywhere including here in the US, the wineries were mostly started by European immigrants who brought the tradition and knowledge with them." Posted by: JackStraw

and they brought other Western ideas along for the ride, which for a time put parts of Africa on an upward trend.

Obama's half brother said he wished the Brits had stayed in Kenya, and made it more economically viable, as they did for South Africa.
it's at 3:00 in this interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9S041L1bM

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (otAqJ)

232 Let's face it, even with plastic surgery Chelsea still looks like fvcking Howdy Doody Hubbell

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (y3aQB)

233 218 South Africa used to be a nuclear weapon State.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (2DOZq)


OK, I'll bite. What happened to the nukes?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (mRmFk)

234 That is brilliant.

Posted by: rickl at January 16, 2018 11:51 AM (xjiRE)

He needs to put a band together and record it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (sD2WN)

235 Baboons are dicks.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:10 PM (Ner+o)


We met an American couple who own a travel agency and live 6 months out of the year outside Cape Town. The wife came home one day and had left the back door unlocked, and a yuuge male baboon was standing in the kitchen looking through the refrigerator. It just stared at her and strolled calmly out of the house. She said it scared her to death.

They will mess you up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

236 OK so why is it Kenya doesn't have a designed-and-built-there automobile product line that we import, like, say, Mercedes Benz or Volvo or Hyundai?

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Kenya, like most African countries, has police power to restrict the use of property. If you can't own the land, why put up a factory on it?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:13 PM (7ZVPa)

237 Can we expect any movement by Jeff Sessions this week?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 12:13 PM (r9UYA)

238 Baboons are dicks.

So are Durbins!

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 16, 2018 12:13 PM (y3aQB)

239 "big corporations," do not consider moving to the heart of America because "those towns have nothing going for them.

And yet she'd be outraged if she was called out of touch or elitist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:13 PM (39g3+)

240 230, Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (8b+oT)

Fantastic! Will keep on praying for healing for both you and your wife.

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 12:13 PM (a0IVu)

241 IIRC, he refers correctly to journalist Daniel Schorr as a "sonofabitch" on the WH tapes.
Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)
Is Daniel Schorr the guy who lied about Barry Goldwater planning a rally in Bavaria?

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (nBr1j)

242 Do not forget the Lion of the Senate

BECAUSE HE MATED AT WILL AND KILLED WITHOUT REMORSE
--

I can't explain why, but I feel you've insulted lions.

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (aT+Bx)

243 Looking at the prayer list I thought I share some
good news - I finished the round of chemo and radiation! It was
difficult at times and spent a couple of nights in the hospital with a
fever that worried everyone but then went away. Also, my wife had a mass
turn up on her mammogram that thankfully after a sonogram turned out to
just be a cyst - thank-you, Good Lord! Now I have to wait 6 weeks for
the radiation to leave my body so I can get a PET scan to see if the
treatments worked. Please keep the prayers coming.


Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (8b+oT)


That is great news! Hang in there. Will keep the prayers coming.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (ptqGC)

244 Our local channel has come up with a digital 24 hour news feed that they produce themselves, not a bad idea as channels like CNN and MSNBC move into We Hate Trump 24 hours a day.

But they're still a little bit weak on content. I turned it on to see how it was, and they just did a 1 hour long livestream of one of their reporters driving from his house to the TV station on the ice. Seriously. Nonstop dialog, but mostly "wow, this road is slick!" and "wow, that guy is driving like a maniac!!!"

Local TV at its best. or something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (V2Yro)

245 Can we expect any movement by Jeff Sessions this week?

No, he's doing yoga this week.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (xBSm0)

246 >>They will mess you up.


Yes. They will.

If a Chimp can rip your face off, imagine what a baboon can do to you!

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (Ner+o)

247 233. Dismantled. Components destroyed and/or ditched in the ocean. Equipment the same.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (fA1SL)

248 236 Kenya, like most African countries, has police power to restrict the use of property. If you can't own the land, why put up a factory on it?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 16, 2018 12:13 PM (7ZVPa)


Not the answer he's looking for.

He's trying to get everybody to go full Jim Goad.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (XMDuf)

249 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (mRmFk)

They had less than 10 nuclear bombs IIRC. Before the ANC took over, they dismantled all of them.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (2DOZq)

250 Fine. Great. So let them fester in place.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 11:40 AM (/qEW2)

Uh... welfare... schooling... housing.... and all the other social safety nets... that the Courts FORCE us to give them as long as they are here?

Uh.. no... unless you can show that this group, as a whole is a net positive to the overall tax base...

Send them home...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 11:55 AM (NgKpN)


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I expressed myself badly. By "in place" I meant in their homelands, as opposed to bringing them *here* to steal votes, act as locusts, and commit crimes with the blessings of our criminal justice system.

Oh no, I definitely would like to see our actual laws enforced.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (/qEW2)

251 Also, could "gang ravaged disaster zone" be used to describe Chicago?

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (aT+Bx)

252 Chelsea is smiling because she thinks somebody actually wants to mount her tonight.

Taxidermists everywhere will have nightmares over that statement.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (xQfPr)

253 shithole: every military base i was ever on...

Posted by: Governor Moonbeam at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (ep7aA)

254 242 Do not forget the Lion of the Senate

BECAUSE HE MATED AT WILL AND KILLED WITHOUT REMORSE
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I can't explain why, but I feel you've insulted lions.


Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (aT+Bx)


I feel this way whenever anybody compares a politician to an animal capable of higher-function than a dung beetle.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (XMDuf)

255 Can we expect any movement by Jeff Sessions this week?
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Yes.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions' bowels at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (aT+Bx)

256 Speaking of Jeff Sessions, he has been quiet...so has McCain...is he still in Sedona or back in DC?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (a0IVu)

257 Chelsea doesn't have to think about money because her husband and her parents are rich AF.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (NWiLs)

258 "236 OK so why is it Kenya doesn't have a designed-and-built-there automobile product line that we import, like, say, Mercedes Benz or Volvo or Hyundai?"

Well they did, but the Car of Straw eventually got a bad reputation and was discontinued.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (V2Yro)

259 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM

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You Fool! You just released Xenu and all the Thetans from their prison!
Posted by: Hikaru at January 16, 2018 12:02 PM


And they're all armed with longbows!

Posted by: Mr. Ed at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (DMUuz)

260
Also, could "gang ravaged disaster zone" be used to describe Chicago?


Posted by: shibumi
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Or Detroit. Or parts of L.A.

Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (8b+oT)

261 Anyone wanna see my gang-ravaged disaster zone?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (vg8iE)

262 I finished the round of chemo and radiation!

Great news, I hope it does all it was supposed to and you are free of cancer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (39g3+)

263 Oh no, I definitely would like to see our actual laws enforced.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (/qEW2)
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ALL of them?

are you sure about that?

Posted by: Governor Moonbeam at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (ep7aA)

264 Barry should really return to his "homeland" and do for Kenya what he did for us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (ptqGC)

265 I thought the SA crime rate was absurdly high. Do they warn you when you go there not to travel to certain places?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:06 PM (mRmFk)

I've heard that SA is basically the inverse of Europe. Europe has "no-go zones," SA has "go-zones."

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (mynhJ)

266
In Byerley's opinion, "big corporations," do not consider moving to the heart of America because "those towns have nothing going for them."



California has so much going for it thatthey had to file a lawsuit against the largest producer of electricity in the state in an attempt to shift the blame for the wild fires.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 12:17 PM (lKyWE)

267 Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (8b+oT)


Thanks for the update, Dang. Glad your wife is o.k. and will continue to keep you in prayer for healing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 12:17 PM (8+Ozj)

268 >>"So help a poor gorilla out here, why was Trump's labelling some 3rd world shithole countries as 'shitholes' objectionable?



In addition to the obvious - race-baiting partisan politics - this gets uncomfortably close to an inconvenient truth: not all people in a sh#thole country are victims, and not all people who arrive from a sh#thole country want or will change the behavior/culture from home. Meaning: some of them bring the sh#thole culture with them.

There are good people in failed states, and if allowed/encouraged to assimilate, they make excellent American citizens. But this is not what the Democrats want. They prefer bringing in masses from a failed state, setting them up in enclaves and encouraging them to retain their culture/ways 100% - for diversity!! And then these people inevitably ("unexpectedly"?) do not embrace our country's values, ways, and fail to succeed....which then provides the Dems another excellent opportunity for racial politics and vote-buying.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2018 12:17 PM (W+vEI)

269
Howdy All.

Its Fucking Cold.

Liberals are stupid.

Haiti *is* a shithole.

Carry On.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 12:17 PM (8XRCm)

270 >>241 IIRC, he refers correctly to journalist Daniel Schorr as a "sonofabitch" on the WH tapes.
Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:11 PM (Bdeb0) Is Daniel Schorr the guy who lied about Barry Goldwater planning a rally in Bavaria?
Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 16, 2018 12:14 PM (nBr1j)

Yes.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:17 PM (Bdeb0)

271 Damn, Chelsea. $100K in plastic surgery, and that's the "after".

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Grammie Be A White Construct - Also, them Dawgs is hell don't they! at January 16, 2018 12:17 PM (ks6bw)

272 Or Detroit. Or parts of L.A.
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As someone who lives in Metro Detroit, I take umbrage... oh, what the hell, who am I kidding?

Yes, gang ridden shit hole. Plus "a great place to dump dead bodies!"

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 12:17 PM (aT+Bx)

273 Also, could "gang ravaged disaster zone" be used to describe Chicago?
Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (aT+Bx)


Gonna call shibumi Mrs. O'Leary's cow... 'cause she just burned Chicago.

...also don't you live in Detroit? :O

Posted by: hogmartin at January 16, 2018 12:17 PM (y87Qq)

274 258 "236 OK so why is it Kenya doesn't have a designed-and-built-there automobile product line that we import, like, say, Mercedes Benz or Volvo or Hyundai?"

Well they did, but the Car of Straw eventually got a bad reputation and was discontinued.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (V2Yro)

The largest motorcycle producer in the world out of India, Hero is going to start doing business in the United States this year.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:18 PM (2DOZq)

275 236 OK so why is it Kenya doesn't have a designed-and-built-there automobile product line that we import, like, say, Mercedes Benz or Volvo or Hyundai?"

Well they did, but the Car of Straw eventually got a bad reputation and was discontinued.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 12:16 PM (V2Yro)

Not to mention owners kept breaking pieces off to wipe their ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 12:18 PM (aMlLZ)

276 The biggest difference between the shitholes like Detroit, East St. Louis, or West Baltimore and a shithole like Haiti or El Salvador is that the people born in El Salvador or Hait aren't automatically US citizens. Which is a pretty big f'n deal, all considered.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 16, 2018 12:18 PM (KUaJL)

277 200,000 El Salvadorans? That would tip that little country right over. Maybe we should deport them to San-ctuary Francisco instead.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2018 12:18 PM (HgMAr)

278 Don't think there's been a picture that makes Chelsea look more like her daddy, Webb, than that picture above.

Posted by: Sponge at January 16, 2018 12:18 PM (xttKs)

279 >>252 Chelsea is smiling because she thinks somebody actually wants to mount her tonight.

CHUCK TESTA!

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:18 PM (Bdeb0)

280 I posted this in the art thread, but it would be great for Caturday:

https://tinyurl.com/y9wrvff6

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

281 There are probably vineyards in South Africa. Basically same kind of climate as Australia Argentina.

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Where do you think Night Train and Thunderbird come from?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 16, 2018 12:19 PM (+y/Ru)

282 270 And when someone actually had a rally in Germany the media jizzed in their pants

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 12:19 PM (LiyEm)

283 ...also don't you live in Detroit? :O
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LOL.

Yes "Metro Detroit", but i thought of Chicago first. Although you'll see I did revise my statement and own "yeah, gang ridden disaster zone shitholes for $500 Alex."

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 12:19 PM (aT+Bx)

284 I can't imagine any child playing peekaboo or pat-a-cake with Granny Clinton and not being permanently damaged by the experience. Satan in a pantsuit.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 12:19 PM (2Mnv1)

285 Brother Weasel, the list is long. It is testimony that EVEN the best and brightest, worthy and well-loved, witty and wonderful of the moronosphere must travel through this veil of tears. It is right and good to know we are not alone on this journey.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2018 12:19 PM (zLDYs)

286 Math:

30 million illegal aliens cost USA $128 billion per year. This is probably a low estimate.

128B/30M=$4,267/yr

Does anyone hear think that money per illegal alien gets paid back?

50% of it?

10% of it?

Would you invest in that?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 12:19 PM (3BFzK)

287 There are apparently three types of countries: shit holes, shit shows, and those that are going to shit.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 16, 2018 12:19 PM (giT7q)

288 Heh....Sun in His Hair meeting with Kazakh president Nazarbayev. Demanding increases in tribute payments and free passage of our Horde through his area.

Genghis Don.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 12:19 PM (fA1SL)

289 Dang, so glad that things are looking up for you.

OMuse, thank you for posting the prayer list, and thanks also to Slap for compiling it and keeping it updated.

I was just chatting with jeannebodine in the art thread this morning and did not know about her husband. That must be so difficult, with so little help especially. Jeanne, I'll be praying for you! Along with the others on the list.

Posted by: bluebell at January 16, 2018 12:19 PM (kNasr)

290 >>We didn't have a single problem. Spent time in Cape Town, the wine region, and the Sabi wildlife preserves on the Eastern Coast. The local people were incredibly warm and friendly. Scariest locals were the baboons that would try to break into your hotel room in the countryside

The Western Cape is, not coincidentally, the only region of the country not run by the ANC. And yes, the game parks are beautiful and safe but that is kind of like going to Jamaica and never leaving your resort.

Joburg is a completely different animal and it has gone from relatively safe to are you fucking nuts if you leave your hotel after dark unescorted. Last time I was there 3 years ago I stayed at a very nice and completely walled and patrolled hotel right in the middle of the city. Beautiful garden bar with a nice pool to sit and have drinks and listen to the not so distant gunfire every single night.

I love South Africa because of the natural beauty and the game parks and yes there are many friendly locals but there is also an increasingly large number of not so friendlies and the trends are not good.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 12:20 PM (/tuJf)

291 Used to be. Not so much anymore and it's going downhill fast.

There is no minimum safe dose of communism.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2018 12:20 PM (FhXTo)

292 Why doesn't Kenya have a car factory?

Why doesn't South Africa. It was run by white people, right? You figure blacks can't do this stuff because: black, so SA should have had a car company....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:20 PM (39g3+)

293 The largest motorcycle producer in the world out of India, Hero is going to start doing business in the United States this year.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:18 PM (2DOZq)


Great, my list of hunks of shit I won't work on just grew.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 12:20 PM (aMlLZ)

294 284 I can't imagine any child playing peekaboo or pat-a-cake with Granny Clinton and not being permanently damaged by the experience. Satan in a pantsuit.
Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2018 12:19 PM (2Mnv1)

Though that kid's gonna be the hide and seek world champion.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 16, 2018 12:20 PM (72PAC)

295 233 218 South Africa used to be a nuclear weapon State.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (2DOZq)

OK, I'll bite. What happened to the nukes?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (mRmFk)

Hopefully the Israelis got them.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 12:20 PM (RD7QR)

296 "the best and brightest, worthy and well-loved, witty and wonderful of the moronosphere"

Must be on a separate list...

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 12:20 PM (NWiLs)

297 Chelsea paid 100 grand to look like Jessica Biel.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 12:20 PM (g4lFK)

298
Dear Anne Landers.....

You not going to believe this ..... but I just got the results of my 23andMe DNA test back.

Please Call me.

Posted by: Chelsea in Chappaqua at January 16, 2018 12:21 PM (8XRCm)

299 "The largest motorcycle producer in the world out of India, Hero is going to start doing business in the United States this year."

I will always prefer the old school motorcycles that were pounded out of raw iron with stone tools by the bearskin covered natives of Wisconsin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 12:21 PM (V2Yro)

300 He never met LBJ then.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2018 12:03 PM (dSqvH)

Most likely not, and LBJ undoubtedly had Nixon beat in overall vulgarity. Just pointing out that Nixon was pretty liberal with the blue language, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:21 PM (sD2WN)

301 Try to keep a Kenyan Car of Straw dry in the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 12:21 PM (WMkIl)

302 Anyone else been following McCain's wearing of his orthopedic boot on different feet? Some conspiracy theories say he's got an ankle monitor he was covering with the boot and the authorities switched it to his other ankle so he had to switch the boot to that foot for cover. Seems pretty funny. Also a lot of 4chan stuff about 9,000 sealed indictments for child trafficking and abuse by Washington deep state elite. I have a relative who keeps telling me this stuff - which I'm afraid is garbage. Wish it was true but it's just way too good.

Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2018 12:21 PM (8b+oT)

303
Genghis Don.


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Im soooooo stealing that.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 12:22 PM (8XRCm)

304 'Who gives a f**k about the lira?"

Posted by: Tricky Dicky at January 16, 2018 12:22 PM (giT7q)

305 So help a poor gorilla out here, why was Trump's labelling some 3rd world shithole countries as 'shitholes' objectionable?

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It was the idea that truth should play some part in American politics. That could destroy the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 16, 2018 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)

306 Granny Clinton makes the grandkids play hide the Clasified documents....

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 12:22 PM (LiyEm)

307
Not to mention owners kept breaking pieces off to wipe their ass.


LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 12:22 PM (pNxlR)

308 Nixon came up from the rough and tumble world of California politics and understood that's how the game was played. Unfortunately, he didn't realize that only the Left was allowed to play by those "rules." He may have been profane and he may have did some things down and dirty, but when push came to shove, he always put the country ahead of himself. Always.
He was a patriot.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 12:23 PM (7uYFy)

309 >>288 Heh....Sun in His Hair meeting with Kazakh president Nazarbayev. Demanding increases in tribute payments and free passage of our Horde through his area. Genghis Don. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 12:19 PM (fA1SL)

And all the planets are in their courses.

Posted by: Zod at January 16, 2018 12:23 PM (Bdeb0)

310 "The largest motorcycle producer in the world out of India, Hero is going to start doing business in the United States this year."

I will always prefer the old school motorcycles that were pounded out of raw iron with stone tools by the bearskin covered natives of Wisconsin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 12:21 PM (V2Yro)

Fuck yeah

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 16, 2018 12:23 PM (aMlLZ)

311 OK so why is it Kenya doesn't have a designed-and-built-there
automobile product line that we import, like, say, Mercedes Benz or
Volvo or Hyundai?"



Well they did, but the Car of Straw eventually got a bad reputation and was discontinued.
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A while ago, I read a really racist screed (because everything is racist) from I think an anthropologist that said that Africans who live in Africa, are, as a race, developmentally arrested insofar that you have to explain why things like "rape" are bad. He seemed to think a lot of it was because of the physical nature of sub-Saharan Africa. Climate? Not a challenge. Food? Everywhere.

The basic idea was that because life is so easy for Africans in terms of climate that they never had to learn to build solid houses, or boats or even figure out how to make "clothes."

It was an interesting take on things.

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2018 12:23 PM (aT+Bx)

312 Joburg is a completely different animal and it has
gone from relatively safe to are you fucking nuts if you leave your
hotel after dark unescorted. Last time I was there 3 years ago I stayed
at a very nice and completely walled and patrolled hotel right in the
middle of the city. Beautiful garden bar with a nice pool to sit and
have drinks and listen to the not so distant gunfire every single night.



I love South Africa because of the natural beauty and the game parks
and yes there are many friendly locals but there is also an
increasingly large number of not so friendlies and the trends are not
good.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 12:20 PM (/tuJf)


Your Jo-berg hotel wasn't the Saxon was it? Gorgeous place, and yes, it sits behind a huge wall and you don't even go up the drive until the security guard has checked to make sure you have a reservation.


Jo-berg is being overrun by citizens from other African nations, Zimbabwe in particular, looking for work. The local Africans (black) hate them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

313 So help a poor gorilla out here, why was Trump's labelling some 3rd world shithole countries as 'shitholes' objectionable?

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One problem is that he probably didn't, which makes it all even funnier. Some (D) coffee-fetcher makes a claim, other people in the meeting (that happened months ago IIRC) said they don't remember that happening, and it's off to the sh*thole races and the entire world/media goes off on it for a week.

I think they keep discounting Trump's Midas touch, though, because most Americans agree with the sh*thole sentiment. People might not stand up and cheer about it in mixed company, but I'd bet two out of three folks think that, if you are prone to cursing like many grownups are, the word "sh*thole" is the proper word behind closed doors.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Grammie Be A White Construct - Also, them Dawgs is hell don't they! at January 16, 2018 12:23 PM (ks6bw)

314 As long as we are making lists of shitholes (Baltimore, Detroit, Cleveland, Philadelphia, Boston and Newark) we should acknowledge that red states are infected too. Houston, Dallas, Austin, San Antonio...

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at January 16, 2018 12:24 PM (1L9V9)

315
TRUE FACT

LBJ loosely translated into Spanish means "The Dick Sucker"

TRUE FACT

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 12:24 PM (8XRCm)

316 The largest motorcycle producer in the world out of India, Hero is going to start doing business in the United States this year.

I think Tata sells cars in the US as well but I haven't heard good things about them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:24 PM (39g3+)

317
30 million illegal aliens cost USA $128 billion per year. This is probably a low estimate.

128B/30M=$4,267/yr

Does anyone hear think that money per illegal alien gets paid back?

50% of it?

10% of it?

Would you invest in that?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 12:19 PM (3BFzK)

If even 1/3 of those are of school age? that's $15K per student per year...

$15,000 times 10,000,000???? That's 150 Billion JUST for education...

So yes, that estimate is very low IMO.

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 12:24 PM (NgKpN)

318 "the best and brightest, worthy and well-loved, witty and wonderful of the moronosphere"

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Must be on a separate list...
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 12:20 PM


The Sock Puppeteers?

Posted by: AoSHQ Meme Center at January 16, 2018 12:24 PM (DMUuz)

319 Nixon was pretty liberal with the blue language, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:21 PM (sD2WN)

You could have stopped after "Nixon was pretty liberal..."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 12:24 PM (7uYFy)

320 The reason you find mostly whites running wineries is the same reason you find whites running wineries everywhere including here in the US, the wineries were mostly started by European immigrants who brought the tradition and knowledge with them.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 11:57 AM (/tuJf)


Not to mention grapes. Grapes aren't native to Africa, are they?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:24 PM (mRmFk)

321 Okay to be diverse in my opinion of shitholes, the Yugo is still used as a descriptor for crap.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:24 PM (2DOZq)

322 I'm surprised we haven't any Tata dealers here in the US.

Posted by: jsg at January 16, 2018 12:24 PM (gs8be)

323 322 I'm surprised we haven't any Tata dealers here in the US.
Posted by: jsg at January 16, 2018 12:24 PM (gs8be)

Well Hugh Hefner died, so...

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 12:25 PM (NWiLs)

324 "OK, I'll bite. What happened to the nukes?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (mRmFk)

Hopefully the Israelis got them."

There was quite a contretemps, I think back when Reagan was Prez, when a US spy satellite caught a bit of the flash from an unannounced test over the ocean below SA. The belief was always that Israel supplied the scientists, SA supplied the Uranium, and they split the proceeds. That's why it's a safe bet that Israel may have as many as 200 nukes in it's arsenal today, unofficially of course.

When the last white SA government resigned, they disavowed and dismantled the program and surrendered all their tech to somebody or other.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 12:25 PM (V2Yro)

325 I think they keep discounting Trump's Midas touch, though, because most Americans agree with the sh*thole sentiment.

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That and most of the pinch faced scolds lecturing everybody think that a shitlhole is every town between the Potomac and the Rockies.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 16, 2018 12:26 PM (8XRCm)

326 American shitholes all seem to have one thing in common...

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2018 12:26 PM (LiyEm)

327 *Name the shitholes, drive your enemies in chaines before me, and hear the lamentations of their wymmins.*

Genghis Don

Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 12:26 PM (gbWkA)

328 the Car of Straw eventually got a bad reputation and was discontinued.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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I told them to go with the mud. Heavier, but it had a much nicer ride.

Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2018 12:26 PM (8b+oT)

329
I can't imagine any child playing peekaboo or pat-a-cake any game with Granny Clinton and not being permanently damaged by the experience. Satan in a pantsuit.


Her incessant kvetching about "Why aren't I 50 points ahead?" would be the deal breaker.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2018 12:26 PM (pNxlR)

330 Whoops. Haven't used this laptop in a while.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 16, 2018 12:26 PM (ks6bw)

331 I'm surprised we haven't any Tata dealers here in the US.
Posted by: jsg at January 16, 2018 12:24 PM (gs8be)

---------------------------

Do Jaguar and Land Rover count?

Posted by: RioBravo at January 16, 2018 12:27 PM (giT7q)

332 Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at January 16, 2018 12:24 PM (1L9V9)

I would not consider those cities shitholes at all.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:27 PM (2DOZq)

333 Why doesn't South Africa. It was run by white people, right? You
figure blacks can't do this stuff because: black, so SA should have had a
car company....



They have several small ones.
https://tinyurl.com/ya45lef2

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 12:27 PM (3BFzK)

334
This one is a real winner and lovely too boot.. 'Middle America is to 'Too violent, stupid and racist' for new jobs.

https://tinyurl.com/zft48dg
Posted by: Javems at January 16, 2018 12:01 PM


Look at the date on that article.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2018 12:27 PM (IqV8l)

335 I think they keep discounting Trump's Midas touch, though, because most Americans agree with the sh*thole sentiment.

Everybody agrees these places are awful, everyone knows exactly what he's talking about, and all of them nod inside when they hear it, but have to make noises as if they are offended because you can't say that in public today.

The basic idea was that because life is so easy for Africans in terms of climate that they never had to learn to build solid houses, or boats or even figure out how to make "clothes."

I think there's a lot to that, plus the fact that life tends to be short and end brutally so your perspective is skewed. Between disease, poisonous creatures, and huge lethal predators (pretty much wiped out everywhere civilization grew) your chances of dying horribly are pretty high. So the sanctity and meaning of life tends to suffer.

But for most of Africa, there's been zero Christian influence, despite strong efforts of missionaries, and that cultural factor is pretty important as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:27 PM (39g3+)

336 Our safari guide was a young, brawny young man named F. W. de Klerk.

Yes, THAT de Klerk. His granddad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

337 Nood, Ace

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 16, 2018 12:27 PM (xQfPr)

338 There are rumors that the fake nuke alert in Hawaii wasn't really fake, and that the Norks actually did fire a missile--which we quickly intercepted. Then we supposedly bombed some shit.
I don't buy it, but who really knows.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2018 12:27 PM (7uYFy)

339 We need a car named the Pussy Magnet.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 12:28 PM (NWiLs)

340 321. When NATO decided to become kebab airforce in the Balkans, the only good thing we did was we flattened that factory.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 16, 2018 12:28 PM (fA1SL)

341 Little Dicky Durbin - Dumbest person in Congress.
Posted by: Archer at January 16, 2018 11:36

I think that's sexist, you're ignoring Patty Murray. And both are in the Dems leadership so what does that tell ya?

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2018 12:28 PM (lfXAE)

342
Why doesn't Kenya have a car factory?

Why doesn't South Africa. It was run by white people, right? You figure blacks can't do this stuff because: black, so SA should have had a car company....


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:20 PM (39g3+)



South Africa produces 500,000 cars annually under license from American and European car companies. So they plants.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 16, 2018 12:28 PM (lKyWE)

343 Does South Africa still have a Volkswagen place? Or did it get a giant necklace?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 12:28 PM (WMkIl)

344 So help a poor gorilla out here, why was Trump's labelling some 3rd world shithole countries as 'shitholes' objectionable?

But calling people of your own nation Deplorable is totes OK? For labeling us as bitter clingers. Please.

If you are offended that your country is considered a shithole, hmmm maybe it is?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 16, 2018 12:28 PM (jxbfJ)

345 Okay to be diverse in my opinion of shitholes, the Yugo is still used as a descriptor for crap.

Yeah the Yugo was a pretty godawful car. Hyundai for example were solid little cheap cars, great value. Of course they went the Toyota/Honda model and started cheap and simple then went deluxe and luxury, destroying their primary market.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:29 PM (39g3+)

346
Does South Africa still have a Volkswagen place? Or did it get a giant necklace?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 12:28 PM (WMkIl)


Yes. A huge plant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 16, 2018 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

347 302 Anyone else been following McCain's wearing of his orthopedic boot on different feet? Some conspiracy theories say he's got an ankle monitor he was covering with the boot and the authorities switched it to his other ankle so he had to switch the boot to that foot for cover. Seems pretty funny. Also a lot of 4chan stuff about 9,000 sealed indictments for child trafficking and abuse by Washington deep state elite. I have a relative who keeps telling me this stuff - which I'm afraid is garbage. Wish it was true but it's just way too good.
Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2018 12:21 PM (8b+oT)

Take the 8xhan /pol pill my friend. 4 chan /pol gets raided by shills sliding the good threads. Haven't been back there in almost 3 months

I believe some big league monsters will be living out their last days at Guantanamo or hanging from lamp posts. Trump sighed the Human Trafficking EO, 3500 plus pedos have been arrested the last year, regime change in Saudi Arabia, ect....

It may take years but we will get it done through the proper channels or by other means.

Posted by: Monk at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (g4lFK)

348 Do we have a witness of Nixon's profanity by anyone who doesn't hate Nixon? Testimony from such people is always suspect.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:09 PM (mRmFk)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9k2hp6o
Link goes to Amazon. Richard Nixon is mentioned in the book, quite incidentally. Stu Chapman is a nice guy, and was active in Conservative Party politics in Canada.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (sD2WN)

349 I think it was eight years ago I spied on Lakeland in Jackson MS a white Yugo. Not sure if the Serbian parts killed the rest of the car or not, just not seen it since.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (WMkIl)

350 >>Your Jo-berg hotel wasn't the Saxon was it? Gorgeous place, and yes, it sits behind a huge wall and you don't even go up the drive until the security guard has checked to make sure you have a reservation.


>>Jo-berg is being overrun by citizens from other African nations, Zimbabwe in particular, looking for work. The local Africans (black) hate them.


No, wasn't the Saxon. This was a business trip and that was a bit pricey for that event. It was still very nice but cheap because South Africa but it had the same armed guards checking you in and discouraging you from leaving after dark.

Yes, lots of the problem is immigration from other African countries but not all of it. The biggest problem is the ANC and their campaign of payback, cronyism and corruption that is tearing the country apart.

My old customer had two partners running the business. One has stayed and lives with his family behind a walled and barbed wire compound along with every other middle class family in the neighborhood. The other partner's wife told him that he was welcome to stay in SA but she was leaving for Australia asap with the kids. He went with her and left the business to his partner.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (/tuJf)

351 322 I'm surprised we haven't any Tata dealers here in the US.
Posted by: jsg at January 16, 2018 12:24 PM (gs8be)

Oh, they've been here awhile. I'm thinking there were tata dealers in the Roanoke colony, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 12:30 PM (RD7QR)

352 $15,000 times 10,000,000???? That's 150 Billion JUST for education...


---

I've posted it before, but I want to know numbers on non-tax, cradle-to-grave types of costs. Everything from the increases in auto insurance to additional costs to the courts to medical costs from spreading whatever to compliance costs so they can press one for English to lost productivity of Americans needing to file their taxes differently because someone stole their SS# (waving hello from House Robbie, illegals!).

EVERYTHING.

I bet it's half a trillion plus every year.

F*ck you. Go home.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at January 16, 2018 12:31 PM (ks6bw)

353 OK, I'll bite. What happened to the nukes?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:12 PM (mRmFk)

Hopefully the Israelis got them.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 16, 2018 12:20 PM (RD7QR)


I pray that this is true.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 16, 2018 12:31 PM (mRmFk)

354 We need a car named the Pussy Magnet.


It goes by an alias: Ferrari.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 16, 2018 12:31 PM (3BFzK)

355 And Fort Worth is failing to learn from the bad example next door, trying desperately to become a shithole.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at January 16, 2018 12:31 PM (1L9V9)

356 "The basic idea was that because life is so easy for Africans in terms of climate that they never had to learn to build solid houses, or boats or even figure out how to make "clothes.""

This idea is actually a few centuries old, and was very popular during the European Colonial period. The basic theory (originally) was that the people who live in colder climates had to build civilizations to survive, while those in tropical climates had no need.

There's actually a lot of ways to invalidate this. How come civilization originally arose in warm climates like Egypt, Sumer, and Greece? Not to mention southern China. How come the Eskimo never developed an advanced civilisation, nor did the Mongolians?

It's culture, not climate, that does it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2018 12:32 PM (V2Yro)

357 339
We need a car named the Pussy Magnet.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 16, 2018 12:28 PM (NWiLs)

Isn't that called a Corvette? Cause a 'vette makes 'em wet?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 16, 2018 12:33 PM (jxbfJ)

358 So an illegal alien cost about 75k in services (net lifetime taxes to govt vs. received benefits).
Wall cost about $18 Billion. Just stop less than a quarter million entries and the Wall pays for itself.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 12:33 PM (BtQd4)

359 358 So an illegal alien cost about 75k in services (net lifetime taxes to govt vs. received benefits).
Wall cost about $18 Billion. Just stop less than a quarter million entries and the Wall pays for itself.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2018 12:33 PM (BtQd4)

Put solar panels on top....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 16, 2018 12:34 PM (NgKpN)

360 *looks out window*

Oh yay the snow if falling softly to the ground.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 16, 2018 12:35 PM (WMkIl)

361 This a nice picture of Chelsea and her daughter Charlotte-and no, I no big fan of Chelsea Clinton. I just have no idea what she's like with her children:

https://tinyurl.com/y7kcvfjv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2018 12:35 PM (8+Ozj)

362 They had less than 10 nuclear bombs IIRC. Before the ANC took over, they dismantled all of them.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 16, 2018 12:15 PM (2DOZq)

Well, they should have never let the ANC take over, but having done that, dismantling the nukes was a prudent act.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:35 PM (sD2WN)

363 Why doesn't South Africa. It was run by white
people, right? You figure blacks can't do this stuff because: black, so
SA should have had a car company...

.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:20 PM (39g3+)
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the Boers were too busy making AFVs, and damned good ones at that, to bother with sillyvilian vehicles.

Posted by: Governor Moonbeam at January 16, 2018 12:36 PM (ep7aA)

364 South Africa had a car company. Studebaker. Now STFU.
"Jeep is not for sale" says Sergio Marchionne. Translation:
Jeep is for sale.
Best shot at this point would be Mithridates MAHINDRA
because (1)building an ATV plant in Detroit area, so speak English;
(2)built Jeeps from TKD kits for a generation, so, speak Jeep.

Know why all these car companies are "foreign owned"?
Because "American capital" (your retirement investment fund) sold short.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 16, 2018 12:41 PM (H5rtT)

365 Why doesn't South Africa. It was run by white
people, right? You figure blacks can't do this stuff because: black, so
SA should have had a car company....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2018 12:20 PM (39g3+)

Basically, too small a market. They did have one or two assembly plants that put together CKD cars from overseas.
CKD = complete, knocked down

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:41 PM (sD2WN)

366
I'm surprised we haven't any Tata dealers here in the US.

Posted by: jsg at January 16, 2018 12:24 PM (gs8be)

You have to be a board-certified plastic surgeon to sell tatas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2018 12:45 PM (sD2WN)

367 did someone mention 8chan?

https://8ch.net/cbts/catalog.html

Posted by: Governor Moonbeam at January 16, 2018 12:47 PM (ep7aA)

368 224 Baboons are dicks.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:10 PM (Ner+o)


Preach it, bruthu!

Posted by: Gorilla Pundit. at January 16, 2018 12:48 PM (4zxjq)

369 off senile fucktard of a shithole governor sock

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2018 12:49 PM (ep7aA)

370 Can one build a shithouse in a shithole?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 16, 2018 12:51 PM (r9UYA)

371 Bill Clinton is the lyingist shitbag in the history of lying shitbags. To his Tweet: "No Clinton foundation funds, dedicated to Haiti or otherwise, were used to pay for Chelsea's wedding..."

One can only say money is fungible.

So, perhaps in Wm BJ Clintonese no "Clinton Foundation funds" were (directly) used before being siphoned off to him personally via layers of fake employees and intermediaries, and except for consideration of all the funds used for years to pay for their staff, travel, lifestyle and political campaigns, all looted from the Clinton Foundation, freeing up a bit of coin on the "personal side" of the ledger.

And after the carefully parsed "defense" comes the high moral dudgeon, almost like wagging a disapproving finger at us....

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 16, 2018 01:00 PM (W/SyC)

372 thank you for doing the prayer list every week --- this is such a great community

Posted by: mjh at January 16, 2018 01:51 PM (wGJPN)

373 Baboons are dicks.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2018 12:10 PM (Ner+o)


See....this is what I'm always sayin'.

Posted by: prof chaos gumdrop gorilla at January 16, 2018 02:54 PM (eXZrW)

374 ...I was feeling kind of low this afternoon... cold and worries combined... when I stumbled across the prayer list....
It sure did get dusty in here.
Prayers for all and... thank you for reminding me to be thankful for the good and remember those in need.

Posted by: Sugar Plum Fairy #671-176 at January 16, 2018 04:34 PM (pZAKS)

375 Praying for Kelli and Celia.

Posted by: Minerva at January 16, 2018 04:46 PM (HMttV)

376 May God's peace and love rest upon all the suffering and afflicted.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at January 16, 2018 05:35 PM (Z2PYk)

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