The Resistance, as Portrayed by Interpretive Seizure

"WTF is this wannabe avant-garde horseshit?" an email from Yoko Ono asks.

2018 is canceled pic.twitter.com/85YnUEBOnU
— Ben McDonald (@Bmac0507) January 10, 2018

Apparently this is some stupid gay dance shit called "Figuring," the point of which, I guess, is attempting to imitate the gay retarded movements of figurines, which don't actually dance, you know. I guess they mean like in a stupid music box.

They don't look like figurines. They just look stupid and herniated.

Actually, reading the article (always a mistake, as you guys have taught me), they have this explanation to justify the fact that they can't dance for shit:

Originating from internal physical processes, Moriah Evans' Figuring takes micro movements as method. Through the engagement of energies, reactions, and interactions, three female performers make visible and audible internal systems in order to pitch them against the external forces of space and other. Control and loss of control become the borders that the performers traverse in a series of measured movements that attempt to reconfigure the perceived cohesiveness and stability of the human form. Through pacing and scale, physical gestures make malleable the inner qualities of the body, as well as the sensation of time. Figuring brings forth the unseen, yet felt, world of bodies and space.

That's fucking retarded.

Oh, and if that isn't enough, check out this supercut by Free Beacon of Brian Stelter loving the idea of President Oprah, but it looks more to me like Brian Stelter loving on Little Debbie Snack-Cakes.

Posted by: Ace at 07:38 PM

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1 It's Art.

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 10, 2018 07:36 PM (w7KSn)

2 This makes me think of the "Alien Worlds" from some of those old Sci-Fi flicks. You know, the ones everyone makes fun of.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 10, 2018 07:37 PM (qCKDU)

3 Dry heaves in granny pants.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at January 10, 2018 07:39 PM (fYnUU)

4 Also, are they trying to use Phillip Glass as a club mix? Because I don't think that was his intent.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 10, 2018 07:40 PM (qCKDU)

5 >>Through pacing and scale, physical gestures make malleable the inner qualities of the body, as well as the sensation of time.

As in it feels like time itself has stopped as these people (s-l-o-w-l-y) examine their belly lint.

Posted by: Katherine at January 10, 2018 07:40 PM (5p9SP)

6 I watched a bit of the video. That's four seconds I will never, ever get back.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 07:40 PM (nBr1j)

7 That is just... fucking stupid.

Why does this remind me of a bit from Arrested Development? Except that was a bit, this is supposed to be taken... seriously?

They have got to be shitting us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2018 07:40 PM (K2SnJ)

8 Guys, if you had to sleep with one of them -- the blue shirt or yellow shirt?

Posted by: Uncledave at January 10, 2018 07:41 PM (llbMB)

9 Electroshock therapy as interpreted by retards.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2018 07:42 PM (4e+hS)

10 I forgot the air quotes...

Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 10, 2018 07:42 PM (w7KSn)

11 Guys, if you had to sleep with one of them -- the blue shirt or yellow shirt?

Blue. Neither gal is actually bad looking, though their judgement is questionable.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 10, 2018 07:42 PM (bZ7mE)

12 8
Guys, if you had to sleep with one of them -- the blue shirt or yellow shirt?

I'd drill a hole in the wall behind them.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2018 07:43 PM (4e+hS)

13 We're they being electrocuted or just having seizures?

Posted by: Simplemind at January 10, 2018 07:43 PM (ZuGkg)

14 Were

Posted by: Simplemind at January 10, 2018 07:44 PM (ZuGkg)

15 Hi all. We are binge watching House of Cards. It's interesting since I'm a political junkie, but they make a lot of false assumptions about the political process.

We just switched to Roku and Hulu, Netflix is free for a month so we chose to indulge. Saving $65 a month over Dish. Yay!

Posted by: Farmer at January 10, 2018 07:44 PM (yJ1e6)

16 Blue?

I don't know, the yellow is really showing us something those first 5 seconds

Posted by: Uncledave at January 10, 2018 07:44 PM (llbMB)

17 My parents used to drag me to the Joyce Theater to see "modern dance" ~ and a lot of times it was enjoyable. Especially when fun, funny, lively aesthetically pleasing and athletic. Often, however, it s*cked moose b@lls. This piece reminds me of the moose stuff.

Except it's worse

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 10, 2018 07:44 PM (0YSzp)

18 Aren't we about due for a non-gay, unretarded boob thread?

Posted by: Weasel at January 10, 2018 07:45 PM (Sfs6o)

19 All movements are equally arbitrary, bigot!

Posted by: Lib at January 10, 2018 07:45 PM (vDqXW)

20 Audible Internal Systems?

Don't fart on the back of my neck and tell me it's windy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 07:46 PM (T28di)

21 Look at those dummies.

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2018 07:46 PM (q177U)

22 Funny. I don't remember my figurines hyperventilating and their stomach quivering.

In fact, I don't remember figurines moving anything like anybody in that clip moved!

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2018 07:46 PM (vDqXW)

23 I think it'd be funnier if it ended with "And yet they persisted".

Posted by: Flyguy at January 10, 2018 07:46 PM (qCKDU)

24 It looks like something you would see on PBS in the 70's.

Posted by: mark1971 at January 10, 2018 07:46 PM (xPl2J)

25 To be fair, it's not in the least bit offensive.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2018 07:46 PM (y+SdL)

26 Imagine if Trump began the State of the Union with a procession of belly dancers leading him down the aisle.

Posted by: wooga at January 10, 2018 07:47 PM (g5xnT)

27 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams
glitter in the dark near the Tannh�user Gate. And now, this.

Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2018 07:47 PM (4e+hS)

28 And I'm pretty sure these homos don't have tree farms. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Weasel at January 10, 2018 07:47 PM (Sfs6o)

29 I've flipped through the channels and have caught a bit of the show So You Think You Can Dance. What made me stop and watch is the outfits of the female dancers.
Dancer bodies > Figurine Bodies

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:47 PM (2DOZq)

30 They dance like Captain Kirk speaks.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 07:47 PM (Fj2YX)

31 Dafuq did I just watch?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2018 07:48 PM (9dGD7)

32 Some weapons-grade bullshit right there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2018 07:48 PM (sD2WN)

33 Guys, if you had to sleep with one of them -- the blue shirt or yellow shirt?

Posted by: Uncledave at January 10, 2018 07:41 PM (llbMB)
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I don't find the science officer as appealing as the one wearing command gold.

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2018 07:48 PM (vDqXW)

34 It looks like something you would see on PBS in the 70's.

Posted by: mark1971
________

Or maybe an episode of "Space: 1999" where Martin Landau came across something where there are people and something something. whatever they were trying to do in that show.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2018 07:48 PM (y+SdL)

35 They move like my dog right before she vomits.

Posted by: wooga at January 10, 2018 07:48 PM (g5xnT)

36 The original "Sprockets" was better.

Posted by: Miklos waxes nostalgic at January 10, 2018 07:49 PM (zCyNd)

37 Nothing is funnier though than the prancercizer vids.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:49 PM (2DOZq)

38 25 To be fair, it's not in the least bit offensive.
Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2018 07:46 PM (y+SdL)

It is an offense to that first mammal who got out of the ocean and walked on two feet. "What the hell!?" he was heard to say.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2018 07:49 PM (K2SnJ)

39 And let's be honest: if there's no pole involved dancing is always gay.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 07:49 PM (Fj2YX)

40 Brought to you by the people that say Trump is mentally ill

Posted by: Your Betters at January 10, 2018 07:50 PM (19qqP)

41 39 And let's be honest: if there's no pole involved dancing is always gay.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 07:49 PM (Fj2YX)

I will allow a couch also.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:50 PM (2DOZq)

42 Guys, if you had to sleep with one of them -- the blue shirt or yellow shirt?
Posted by: Uncledave at January 10, 2018 07:41

The Venn diagram of dick and crazy should never intersect, m'kay?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2018 07:50 PM (9dGD7)

43 Good God even I don't dance that badly

Posted by: Elaine Benes at January 10, 2018 07:50 PM (39g3+)

44 My least artistic moments in life are more artistic than that avant garde manure.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 10, 2018 07:50 PM (/DvFd)

45
39 And let's be honest: if there's no pole involved dancing is always gay.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 07:49 PM (Fj2YX)
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This is at the core of my Teachings.

Posted by: Weasel at January 10, 2018 07:51 PM (Sfs6o)

46 I called that form of dance "... tango foxtrot"

Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2018 07:51 PM (y+SdL)

47 I will allow a couch also.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:50 PM (2DOZq)

So Tom Cruise is safe.

Who'd a thought?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2018 07:51 PM (K2SnJ)

48 God Damnit, what did they mean by this?!?!

Posted by: Monk at January 10, 2018 07:51 PM (g4lFK)

49 A few days ago some blog had a link to a father-daughter pole dancing team. Maybe it was Instapundit.

Posted by: mark1971 at January 10, 2018 07:51 PM (xPl2J)

50 I wonder what the mafia Don who paid for that gym would say.

Posted by: Miklos waxes nostalgic at January 10, 2018 07:51 PM (zCyNd)

51 "That's fucking retarded."

and it's shit is all messed up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 07:51 PM (V2Yro)

52 I called that form of dance "... tango foxtrot"
Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2018 07:51 PM (y+SdL)
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Preceded by a whiskey

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2018 07:52 PM (vDqXW)

53 Worst twerking ever

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 10, 2018 07:52 PM (h1jJh)

54 White privilege dance.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 10, 2018 07:52 PM (+y/Ru)

55 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. And now, this.

In case you wonder why he just died.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at January 10, 2018 07:52 PM (39g3+)

56 >> I will allow a couch also.

True Fact : ScotchGuard Warranty is voided if used on any Strip Club Furnishing.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 07:52 PM (Fj2YX)

57 25- I thought it was a bit disturbing, and no, I would not pay a dime to see that on stage. People dry heaving is not dancing, I don't care how hoity toity you ( not you personally, the general you) claim to be.

Posted by: Moki at January 10, 2018 07:52 PM (V+V48)

58 Maybe they cribbed their dance moves from the program in Stephen Hawking's wheelchair. (denounces self)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2018 07:52 PM (sD2WN)

59 My mom and my sisters. That's it. Screw the rest.

Posted by: Frederick the Great at January 10, 2018 07:52 PM (loZXu)

60 http://bit.ly/2qRLaT1

Julian Assange Granted Ecuadorian Passport - Posts Photo in Nation's Jersey OT!

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 10, 2018 07:52 PM (y3aQB)

61 What phrase would be googled to arrive at this?

Homo dance shit?

Posted by: Weasel at January 10, 2018 07:53 PM (Sfs6o)

62 That was disturbing. Very disturbing.

Posted by: Mr Mxyzptlk at January 10, 2018 07:53 PM (GWVcB)

63 17 My parents used to drag me to the Joyce Theater to see "modern dance" ~ and a lot of times it was enjoyable. Especially when fun, funny, lively aesthetically pleasing and athletic. Often, however, it s*cked moose b@lls. This piece reminds me of the moose stuff.

Except it's worse

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 10, 2018 07:44 PM (0YSzp)

Speaking of which, we left the house yesterday evening heading to the boy's hockey practice, and came around a corner in the neighborhood only to see a young bull moose devouring a tree in a yard. My son said it was a bull and when I asked him if that was a sure thing, he said, "Mom I can see his balls."

Kids these days.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 07:53 PM (7UW64)

64 That video was missing something...either mud, oil or jello.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 10, 2018 07:53 PM (1v9eA)

65 Apart from property qualifications, I think I have another criterion related to eligibility to vote.

Posted by: Miklos thinks this is a disqualifier at January 10, 2018 07:53 PM (zCyNd)

66 bu...bu...buGOK!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 10, 2018 07:54 PM (UJJCx)

67 Lost me at micro.

I was agressed.

Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2018 07:54 PM (48QDY)

68 They look awfully out of shape for professional dancers, to be honest

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:54 PM (39g3+)

69 Pikers...

Posted by: Trippin Balls Woodstock Kids at January 10, 2018 07:54 PM (U5Xeq)

70 I once saw a guy get ready to cut an "abandoned" gas main with a Stihl concrete saw. This was dumber.

Posted by: Son of Sam the butcher at January 10, 2018 07:54 PM (VJBq9)

71 Of course, we may have a different interpretation if the artists were naked lesbians.

Posted by: Weasel at January 10, 2018 07:54 PM (Sfs6o)

72 It reminded me of belly dancing, with one slight change... belly dancing is sexy, and this is the exact opposite of sexy. It's so not-sexy that now I need to go watch busty lesbian porn or something.

Posted by: mr_jack at January 10, 2018 07:54 PM (M59SC)

73 The future is stupid.

Posted by: The mass media can EABOD at January 10, 2018 07:55 PM (UbvVs)

74 >>A few days ago some blog had a link to a father-daughter pole dancing team. Maybe it was Instapundit.

"That guy gave me a fiver, honey. Make sure he gets a good look at your taint."

Posted by: Father of the Year at January 10, 2018 07:55 PM (Fj2YX)

75 36 The original "Sprockets" was better.

Posted by: Miklos waxes nostalgic at January 10, 2018 07:49 PM (zCyNd)

You want to touch my monkey?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 07:55 PM (7UW64)

76 Are they deliberately dressed in old Star Trek uniforms?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:56 PM (39g3+)

77 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. And now, this.

In case you wonder why he just died.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at January 10, 2018 07:52 PM (39g3+)

Well done!

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 10, 2018 07:56 PM (T71PA)

78 OT . Watching tennis right now. I'm just thinking bikini wearing ball women would increase viewership tenfold.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:56 PM (2DOZq)

79 I was hoping for a Rickroll, or even a Yoko trip. Even worse than actually clicking on the link to see what the hullaballoo was about, there are tools who actually spent 25 dollars for an evening (90 minutes) of this horror show. Oh SMOD, why have you forsaken us?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 10, 2018 07:56 PM (DxWUs)

80 You want to touch my monkey?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 07:55 PM (7UW64)

Is it an Alaskan Blue?

Posted by: Miklos thinks monkeys are OK, but not as neighbors at January 10, 2018 07:56 PM (zCyNd)

81 The twits are in the wire! The twits are in the wire!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 10, 2018 07:56 PM (kIxPI)

82 "Everybody knows you never go full retard."

[Watched the movie "Tropic Thunder" for the first time last night (thanks to the Saturday TJM Movie Thread) and now realize where that popular expression often used here originated.]

Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2018 07:56 PM (BiLU+)

83 78 OT . Watching tennis right now. I'm just thinking bikini wearing ball women would increase viewership tenfold.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 07:56 PM (2DOZq)

Works for volleyball.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 07:57 PM (7UW64)

84 >> Are they deliberately dressed in old Star Trek uniforms?

The Dance Movement is Titled:

The Search For Spork

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 07:57 PM (Fj2YX)

85 Ohh, now I get it. This is still that Antifa self defence group from earlier, isn't it?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 07:57 PM (nBr1j)

86 bikini wearing ball women

Yes....

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 10, 2018 07:58 PM (zCyNd)

87 Ugly Skank Lesbo Geeks. I saw them open for Disturbed and Korn in Miami 2002...

Posted by: Trippin Balls Woodstock Kids at January 10, 2018 07:58 PM (U5Xeq)

88 Is it an Alaskan Blue?

Posted by: Miklos thinks monkeys are OK, but not as neighbors at January 10, 2018 07:56 PM (zCyNd)

It would be today. Colder than a marriage between Billy Jeff and Hilary out there.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 07:58 PM (7UW64)

89 If Vlad the Impaler had violently inserted hungry moray eels into these women's rectums would the presentation appear any less spastic?

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2018 07:58 PM (bJ0w+)

90 >>bikini wearing ball women

Where do I sign up?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 10, 2018 07:58 PM (Fj2YX)

91 Well....is that a male or female in the gold shirt?
That is weird, and clearly modern dance for untalented people.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 07:58 PM (W+vEI)

92 A visual interpretation of what it looked like when my cat coughed up a fur ball.

Also, they should be wearing exaggerated camel toe cod piece type things like L7 did in that John Waters movie.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 07:58 PM (4ErVI)

93 My cousin teaches dance at Princeton and knows a lot about "performance art." I'm pretty sure she's planning to do something with the above. Who knows, she might have already worked it into her classes.

[eyes rollng]

/and I'm the black sheep of the family.

Posted by: shibumi at January 10, 2018 07:58 PM (aT+Bx)

94 Originating from ~~internal physical processes~~
general asshattery, Moriah Evans' Figuring takes micro movements as ~~method~~ somehow interesting. Through the engagement of ~~energies, reactions, and interactions~~ the aforementioned asshattery, three female performers ~~make visible and audible internal systems~~ act like asshats in order to pitch them against the external forces of space and other ???. ~~Control and loss of control~~ Being an out of control asshat become(s) the borders that the performers traverse in a series of measured movements that attempt to ~~reconfigure the perceived cohesiveness and stability of the human form~~ not actually look like asshats. Through pacing and scale, physical gestures make malleable the inner qualities of the ~~body~~ asshats, as well as the sensation of time, but mostly the sensation of asshattery. Figuring brings forth the unseen, yet felt, world of bodies and space and asshats.

FIFY.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 07:58 PM (T28di)

95 Man .... I really cannot wait for a major thinning of the herd; hope I live long enough to see it and get one good, last schadenboner.

Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2018 07:59 PM (BiLU+)

96 Fritz at January 10, 2018 07:58 PM (bJ0w+)

I don't want to know where any of your ideas come from.

Get help soon.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 07:59 PM (7UW64)

97 It's like people got together, got totally stoned, and said between bong hits "Dude! Dude! Let's dance like we have wombats in our pants and call it art!" And the other people said "Dude!" And figuring was born.

Or else the are trying to work cockroaches out of their underwear. Either explanation works.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 10, 2018 07:59 PM (1FhAQ)

98 What gets me is that the people who participate in this kind of thing... seem to have no sense of self awareness or shame. At no point do they have an expression like "this is the stupidest thing ever" or "oh God a camera, please kill me now"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:59 PM (39g3+)

99 This is the time on Sprockets when we retard.

Posted by: Dieter at January 10, 2018 07:59 PM (H8S+R)

100 54 White privilege dance.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 10, 2018 07:52 PM

Well said.. hahaha

Posted by: Trippin Balls Woodstock Kids at January 10, 2018 08:00 PM (U5Xeq)

101 90 >>bikini wearing ball women

Where do I sign up?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 10, 2018 07:58 PM (Fj2YX)

I'm afraid you would not make it across the court without passing out or having a heart attack.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 08:00 PM (2DOZq)

102 t would be today. Colder than a marriage between Billy Jeff and Hilary out there.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 07:58 PM (7UW64)

It's so cold, the caribou are building their own Alaska pipeline!

Posted by: Miklos from arch support at January 10, 2018 08:00 PM (zCyNd)

103 and now...I vill dance!

Posted by: Deiter at January 10, 2018 08:00 PM (4CCz5)

104 I showed this to my fucked-in-the-head left-wing alter ego WaterCow, and he's speechless. Literally mute, with peanut butter on his chin. Sure, he's a stupid troll, but he never did anyone any harm.

Curse you, Ace!

And thank you.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2018 08:00 PM (y+SdL)

105 Worst hokey pokey ever.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 10, 2018 08:00 PM (/DvFd)

106 Can we all go postal on the PC-art-transgender BS?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2018 08:01 PM (3BFzK)

107 I think it's great.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at January 10, 2018 08:01 PM (g4lFK)

108 The nips on the one in the fuchsia top would be pretty good, except that, you know, it's a dude.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2018 08:01 PM (LAe3v)

109 108 The nips on the one in the fuchsia top would be pretty good, except that, you know, it's a dude.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2018 08:01 PM (LAe3v)

How can you tell?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 08:01 PM (7UW64)

110 "The Dance of Birth" is better than this crap. At least it had memorable gibberish in its voice-over such as, "oxygenating our wombspace."

Red Letter Media review:
https://youtu.be/JkWk_chVcJk?t=1024

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 10, 2018 08:02 PM (NL6wI)

111 I for one would prefer my seizures be kept private.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:02 PM (nBr1j)

112 It reminds me of the Philip Glass piece in the South Park Non Denominational Christmas Play

"...how like a turtle the sun looks"

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 08:02 PM (Fj2YX)

113 What gets me is that the people who participate in this kind of thing...
seem to have no sense of self awareness or shame. At no point do they
have an expression like "this is the stupidest thing ever" or "oh God a
camera, please kill me now"
---

So over, Christmas, one of the other employees of my client posted a picture of himself dressed as an elf for Christmas.

Did I mention he's 43 and kind of... obese?

Please file under: Shibumi's Nightmares.

Posted by: shibumi at January 10, 2018 08:02 PM (aT+Bx)

114 And you thought Vogon poetry was bad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 10, 2018 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)

115 Its like still having Globul Warmering when it isn't getting any warmer...

Its just to complicated for us to understand...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 10, 2018 08:03 PM (NgKpN)

116 98 What gets me is that the people who participate in this kind of thing... seem to have no sense of self awareness or shame. At no point do they have an expression like "this is the stupidest thing ever" or "oh God a camera, please kill me now"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:59 PM (39g3+)

============

The recent exponential rise in narcissism seems to be inversely correlated with a decline in shame.

Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2018 08:03 PM (BiLU+)

117 I've seen much better dance moves from your average muppet.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 08:03 PM (7UW64)

118 WTF?????

Posted by: Zombie Bob Fosse at January 10, 2018 08:03 PM (U5Xeq)

119 I don't mind people like this being around. They may be crazy and sad, but sometimes they come up with something neat. Like ace said earlier today: we need new ideas. But lets not subsidize their crazy, huh? No public funds for this kind of brain vomit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 08:03 PM (39g3+)

120 How these people keep up their GPAs in Applied Physics and have time for this...credit where credit is due!

Posted by: Miklos from arch support at January 10, 2018 08:03 PM (zCyNd)

121 LMAO

Posted by: Lisa at January 10, 2018 08:03 PM (U5Xeq)

122
WTF?????

Posted by: Zombie Bob Fosse at January 10, 2018 08:03 PM---hahahahaha

Posted by: shibumi at January 10, 2018 08:03 PM (aT+Bx)

123 Social media is the worst thing to ever happen to mankind. I'd rather have the black plague than this shit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2018 08:03 PM (3BFzK)

124 and now...I vill dance!

Posted by: Deiter at January 10, 2018 08:00 PM (4CCz5)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 10, 2018 08:04 PM (T71PA)

125 Looked like the purple one got off a few times. Kids today.

Posted by: dartist at January 10, 2018 08:04 PM (nisXv)

126 Danny Kaye called this years ago;

https://tinyurl.com/y87gmmxs

"Choreography"

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 10, 2018 08:04 PM (3DZIZ)

127 Anyone knows...never click on Ace's links, not if you value your sanity.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 10, 2018 08:04 PM (R5lpX)

128 I've seen much better dance moves from your average muppet.

Sounds like me learning to play my first scale on guitar.

(I think Jonny Marr's job is still safe for now.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2018 08:04 PM (6FqZa)

129 105 Worst hokey pokey ever.
Posted by: Guam tipper at January 10, 2018 08:00 PM (/DvFd)

Well... it IS what its all about...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 10, 2018 08:04 PM (NgKpN)

130 I tell them, and I tell them, don't eat me. Do they listen?

Posted by: BlowFish at January 10, 2018 08:04 PM (LAe3v)

131 Its sad to see people with spinal cord damage try to dance.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 10, 2018 08:05 PM (4CCz5)

132 I'll take White People With Too Much Time On Their Hands for $800 Alex.....

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 08:05 PM (1JAxC)

133 120 How these people keep up their GPAs in Applied Physics and have time for this...credit where credit is due!
Posted by: Miklos from arch support at January 10, 2018 08:03 PM (zCyNd)

Meta Physics maybe...

or what we in the hard sciences used to call.. bull shit...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 10, 2018 08:05 PM (NgKpN)

134 111 I for one would prefer my seizures be kept private.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:02 PM (

Come to think of it, I also I prefer my privates not to be seized.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:05 PM (nBr1j)

135 Everybody dance like there's ass in your pants.

Posted by: Raymond Q. Smuckles at January 10, 2018 08:06 PM (T28di)

136 This shit is what happens when you die from your own success.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2018 08:06 PM (3BFzK)

137 ''Guys, if you had to sleep with one of them -- the blue shirt or yellow shirt?

Posted by: Uncledave at January 10, 2018 07:41 PM ''

You didn't watch far enough.. There's a gal in pink and she doesn't have a bra on.

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2018 08:06 PM (jm1YL)

138 "Originating from internal physical processes, Moriah Evans' Figuring takes micro movements as method."

Yeah, I guess it does sort of look like a leucocyte trying to absorb a germ.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 10, 2018 08:06 PM (H8S+R)

139 That band sounds a little off.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at January 10, 2018 08:07 PM (U6zMh)

140 Danny Kaye called this years ago;

https://tinyurl.com/y87gmmxs

"Choreography"

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 10, 2018 08:04 PM (3DZIZ)

Thank you.

Posted by: Miklos from the alternative sword dance troupe at January 10, 2018 08:07 PM (zCyNd)

141 Force = Moist * Ass

1+1= POTATO

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2018 08:07 PM (3BFzK)

142 Dances of "I, Mudd"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 08:07 PM (IqV8l)

143 Also known as...

The Dance of the Taser....

Old and Busted? Don't tase me Bro...

New Hotness? Dance like your Tased...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 10, 2018 08:07 PM (NgKpN)

144 138 "Originating from internal physical processes, Moriah Evans' Figuring takes micro movements as method."

Yeah, I guess it does sort of look like a leucocyte trying to absorb a germ.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 10, 2018 08:06 PM (H8S+R)

"Internal physical processes." Are they digesting or being digested? Either way, it's all going to shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)

145 >>>I don't want to know where any of your ideas come from.
Get help soon.

Posted by: tcn in AK<<<

Daily Mail. I blame it on those filthy Limeys. And Piers Morgan.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2018 08:08 PM (bJ0w+)

146 these guys need to start a commune with this mornings "warriors"

Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2018 08:08 PM (nBzBk)

147 I for one would prefer my seizures be kept private.
Posted by: Northernlurker
=====
Winning. Like trump.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 10, 2018 08:08 PM (ZuGkg)

148

******

Must've Been Something They Ate - a limerick

To the tune of a discordant ballad
This dance renders rhythm invalid
Oh why would they twitch
Unless...sonofabitch!
For lunch they all had seizure salad!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2018 08:08 PM (wPiJc)

149 That guys moves like a fag and his shit is retarded.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2018 08:09 PM (ANIFC)

150 Wait, do they go all spastic lesbian at some point? Because that seems to be where they were headed.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 10, 2018 08:09 PM (1FhAQ)

151 The only Little Debbie things I remember eating as a kid were the soft oatmeal cakes with the sugary stuff in the middle.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 10, 2018 08:09 PM (pRWJR)

152 If some homosexual activity must be observed I
prefer to watch scissoring.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 08:09 PM (9J7Sc)

153 Only time I've ever 'danced' like that... I got zapped while working on a Radar Power Supply....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 10, 2018 08:09 PM (NgKpN)

154 The "dance" even made it to Canada.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NazqRt6_jZ8

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 10, 2018 08:10 PM (DxWUs)

155 That's fucking retarded.
-----------

It reads like a spoof on the MLA.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2018 08:10 PM (w1zJX)

156 What the hell is this shit?

Posted by: Elaine Benes at January 10, 2018 08:10 PM (ANIFC)

157 WTH do you find this crap, Ace?!

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 10, 2018 08:10 PM (XKZwp)

158 Why do I suspect that these people are at some risk of being killed in a kiln explosion?

Posted by: Miklos from that liberal "arts" college at January 10, 2018 08:10 PM (zCyNd)

159 154 The "dance" even made it to Canada.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NazqRt6_jZ8

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 10, 2018 08:10 PM (D

I'm not watching that video. Is Prime Minister Pretty Hair involved?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:11 PM (nBr1j)

160 The glassy eyes and strange, spastic movements do make them seem like people of very low IQ and very heavy lithium doses.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 08:11 PM (39g3+)

161 Only time I've ever 'danced' like that... I got zapped while working on a Radar Power Supply....
Posted by: Don Q.
-----------

I accidentally rested my chin on the power supply for a bench-mounted piece of tube gear. Managed to keep my tongue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2018 08:12 PM (w1zJX)

162 I love Swiss Rolls. I think I'll go get two from the pantry now.

Posted by: A Florida Man at January 10, 2018 08:12 PM (UdKB7)

163 I'm not watching that video. Is Prime Minister Pretty Hair involved?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:11 PM (nBr1j)
Nope, I would watch Yoko before I post anything with the Canadian John Edwards.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 10, 2018 08:13 PM (DxWUs)

164 Didn't a green alien slave girl once try to seduce James T. Kirk with this very dance?
I'm sure it worked because Kirk.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:13 PM (nBr1j)

165 164 Didn't a green alien slave girl once try to seduce James T. Kirk with this very dance?
I'm sure it worked because Kirk.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:13 PM (nBr1j)

1) She was hot- and green.
2) She had rhythm and did not look like she was having a slo-mo epileptic fit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2018 08:14 PM (K2SnJ)

166 "Well shake it up baby, now....
Twist and Sh---

*instruments squelch to a halt*

No, mates, sorry, no. Pack it in. No more shaking. This is bloody well terrifying."

Posted by: Mr. Ono's travelling four piece band at January 10, 2018 08:14 PM (T28di)

167 Yeah, I guess it does sort of look like a leucocyte trying to absorb a germ.

*******

A process known as phagocytosis. Emphasis on the first syllable.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2018 08:14 PM (wPiJc)

168 I'm not watching that video. Is Prime Minister Pretty Hair involved?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:11 PM (nBr1j)

Naw, it was just some suit dude sliding down an ice-slick driveway in street shoes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2018 08:14 PM (sD2WN)

169 Figuring exists at the intersection of the bodily struggle against micromovements resulting from Starbucks Venti lattes and Taco Bell dollar meal burritos...

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 10, 2018 08:14 PM (1FhAQ)

170 She's lost control again -

...oh, and that one, too...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2018 08:15 PM (6FqZa)

171 I think I still have the rights to this dance.

Posted by: St. Anthony and Cogito Ergot at January 10, 2018 08:15 PM (zCyNd)

172 167 Yeah, I guess it does sort of look like a leucocyte trying to absorb a germ.

*******

A process known as phagocytosis. Emphasis on the first syllable.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2018 08:14 PM (wPiJc)

/bows down...

I am not worthy!

that Sir, is why I hang with the horde....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 10, 2018 08:16 PM (NgKpN)

173 Hostess had better stuff than Little Debbie anyway, and their own stores where they sold their about to expire treats at discount.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 10, 2018 08:16 PM (pRWJR)

174 158 Why do I suspect that these people are at some risk of being killed in a kiln explosion?
Posted by: Miklos from that liberal "arts" college at January 10, 2018 08:10 PM (zCyNd)

"Shards of half-fired ceramic dildoes flying everywhere! Oh, the humanity!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 08:16 PM (T28di)

175
A process known as phagocytosis. Emphasis on the first syllable.
Posted by: Muldoon

They had phagocytosis
Their timing was atrocious
King Tut!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 08:17 PM (IqV8l)

176 Through the engagement of energies, reactions, and interactions, three female performers make visible and audible internal systems in order to pitch them against the external forces of space and other.

Who bitches be these ?

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2018 08:17 PM (hCIgT)

177 173 Hostess had better stuff than Little Debbie anyway, and their own stores where they sold their about to expire treats at discount.
Posted by: CM9000 at January 10, 2018 08:16 PM (pRWJR)

I remember Hostess cupcakes fondly. I enjoyed their food-like qualities.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:17 PM (nBr1j)

178 http://bit.ly/2FqfDLg

GP reporting about Sara Carter's report

BOMBSHELL REPORT: Hillary-Funded Russia Dossier Used to Obtain Trump FISA Warrant More Systemic FISA Abuse to be Revealed Soon

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 10, 2018 08:17 PM (y3aQB)

179 /goes to watch the Squirrel video to clean out his brain....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 10, 2018 08:17 PM (NgKpN)

180 What failure looks like when trying to get a grant from the Ministry of Silly Dances.

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 10, 2018 08:17 PM (/DvFd)

181 159
154 The "dance" even made it to Canada.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NazqRt6_jZ8

That's funny, thanks. Freezing rain is no fun, except for kids.

Posted by: dartist at January 10, 2018 08:17 PM (nisXv)

182
These Antifa self-defense videos just get sillier each time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 08:18 PM (SiINZ)

183 Let this mark the point in time where it is realized every dance that could ever be has been discovered and that there is no dance left to be found because what we have here is Not Dance.

So this ridiculously contrived movement for the sake of inventing something for "academia" should be heralded. It's the historical sign post that "All Dance Has Been Invented So Don't Try Any Longer".

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 10, 2018 08:18 PM (H8S+R)

184 Joey Heatherton...https://tinyurl.com/yacpvz43

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 10, 2018 08:18 PM (U5Xeq)

185 You can survive on just Nutty Bars. It's a proven fact.

Posted by: A Florida Man at January 10, 2018 08:18 PM (UdKB7)

186 Reminds me of the truly awful 2011 "performance art" film: Danny Boyle's "Frankenstein," starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Johnny Lee Miller.

After 10-15 minutes of the opening where we get to watch "The Creature" seizing, we just couldn't take any more of it.

Of course, all of our betters think it's brilliant and it sports a 9.0 rating on IMDb.

Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2018 08:18 PM (BiLU+)

187 We keep a box of Little Debbie Cheese Danish cakes on hand for those moments when one of us is dashing out the door in the morning without time for breakfast.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2018 08:19 PM (cp1if)

188
Hostess had better stuff than Little Debbie anyway, and their own stores where they sold their about to expire treats at discount.
Posted by: CM9000

I miss that store!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 08:19 PM (IqV8l)

189 Control and loss of control become the borders that the performers traverse in a series of measured movements that attempt to reconfigure the perceived cohesiveness and stability of the human form. Through pacing and scale, physical gestures make malleable the inner qualities of the body, as well as the sensation of time. Figuring brings forth the unseen, yet felt, world of bodies and space.

========

That's brilliant. Reminds me of:

Oh yes,” said Arthur, “I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective.”

Ford continued to stare at him, slowly organizing his thoughts around this totally new concept. Were they really going to be able to bareface their way out of this?

“Yes, do continue…” invited the Vogon.

“Oh… and er… interesting rhythmic devices too,” continued Arthur, “which seemed to counterpoint the… er… er…” He floundered.

Ford leaped to his rescue, hazarding “counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the… er…” He floundered too, but Arthur was ready again.

“… humanity of the…”

“Vogonity,” Ford hissed at him.

“Ah yes, Vogonity (sorry) of the poet’s compassionate soul,” Arthur felt he was on a home stretch now, “which contrives through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate this, transcend that, and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other,” (he was reaching a triumphant crescendo… “and one is left with a profound and vivid insight into… into… er…” (… which suddenly gave out on him.) Ford leaped in with the coup de grace:

“Into whatever it was the poem was about!” he yelled. Out of the corner of his mouth: “Well done, Arthur, that was very good.”

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 08:19 PM (/qEW2)

190 Back then: stupid pet tricks
Today: stupid human tricks

Posted by: PhilDirt at January 10, 2018 08:19 PM (6p3gc)

191 The statements "CNN is in love with Oprah" and "CNN is reporting on Oprah running" are simply synonymous. So what's his point?

Posted by: George LeS at January 10, 2018 08:20 PM (+TcCF)

192 If the Harlem Shake and Mannequin Challenge had a baby, it would look like this.

Posted by: no good deed at January 10, 2018 08:20 PM (eIQHF)

193 The video didn't play for me, but maybe that's just as well.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2018 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

194 174
158 Why do I suspect that these people are at some risk of being killed in a kiln explosion?

Posted by: Miklos from that liberal "arts" college at January 10, 2018 08:10 PM (zCyNd)

"Shards of half-fired ceramic dildoes flying everywhere! Oh, the humanity!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 08:16 PM (T28di)

She was going to make a pot for me. - Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman, damn glad to meet you!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 10, 2018 08:21 PM (DxWUs)

195 184 Joey Heatherton...https://tinyurl.com/yacpvz43
Posted by: Voter Dude at January 10, 2018 08:18 PM (U5Xeq)

Well there's no gender ambiguity there.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:21 PM (nBr1j)

196 Yay, Tucker Carlson giving Buzzfeed Ben a platform to bloviate. Up next, dumb as fkcu Eric Swallwell for another leftist view.

How does this pass as something different than CNN-MSLSD-ABC_NBC-CBS?

Posted by: said a random dope at January 10, 2018 08:21 PM (6OUNd)

197 These people want to destroy America, and civilization. And yet, I feel pity at the thought of their 'punishment'. But, hey, they deserve it. Let's turn to and do this.

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2018 08:21 PM (zLDYs)

198 Joey Heatherton...https://tinyurl.com/yacpvz43

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 10, 2018 08:18 PM (U5Xeq)

I think the title for that was "Why We Fight".

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 10, 2018 08:21 PM (zCyNd)

199 Looks like a seizure.

Put a stick between his teeth....or a dick.

Dealers choice.

Posted by: mpfs, I'm with Sefton! DE20E at January 10, 2018 08:21 PM (79p/O)

200 belly dancing is sexy, and this is the exact opposite of sexy.

It's the bizarro world version of belly dancing.

Posted by: wooga at January 10, 2018 08:21 PM (g5xnT)

201
Somehow the Interpretive Seizure Of Rage doesn't exactly have the same ring to it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2018 08:21 PM (eXA4G)

202 The big question: was there any pee to make it authentic?

C'mon on, girls, go all in for you art!

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2018 08:22 PM (vDqXW)

203
Gobble-de-fooking-gook ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2018 08:22 PM (b+yVi)

204 Gather round children for tonight's 'Feel Good Story of the Day' awww...
https://tinyurl.com/yc8x3chj

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 10, 2018 08:22 PM (U5Xeq)

205 the one and only time my mom dragged my pop to an interpretive dance performance, it ended up like the seinfeld pez episode.

he and my aunt started laughing and couldn't stop.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2018 08:23 PM (nBzBk)

206 I can picture some poor man being dragged to his daughter's dance recital and watching this.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:24 PM (nBr1j)

207 Are they deliberately dressed in old Star Trek uniforms?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 07:56 PM (39g3+)

Too bad they aren't all red shirts

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 08:24 PM (SiINZ)

208 They're a bunch of cracked teapots, short and stout.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 08:24 PM (IqV8l)

209 Yikes! There are a *lot* of Little Debbie products. Go here, and click the drop-box above the Zip Code box:

https://www.littledebbie.com/www/findlocation

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2018 08:24 PM (y3sT9)

210
I think the title for that was "Why We Fight".
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 10, 2018 08:21 PM (zCyNd)

All that Jazz

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 10, 2018 08:24 PM (U5Xeq)

211 Joey Heatherington, singer?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6wtc6oq

Posted by: Yikes! at January 10, 2018 08:24 PM (DUPgJ)

212
Knob gobblers and rump swabbers. Lacks twat waffles.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2018 08:25 PM (b+yVi)

213 I miss the early days of Tucker Carlson's TV show, when it was still new and amusing. He actually told a guest once, and I quote, "Well that's just stupid."

He actually started out trying to have legitimate arguments with leftists, but they all ended up being too freakin' looney toones to sustain a contiguous English conversation let alone a coherent series of arguments.

Then that stupidity turned out to focus-group really, really well. So that's all it is now. O'Reilly-clone number 35 and counting.

I think it would be a better show if it were weekly, not nightly, and if the guests were selected much, much more carefully.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 08:25 PM (T28di)

214 177 173 Hostess had better stuff than Little Debbie anyway, and their own stores where they sold their about to expire treats at discount.
Posted by: CM9000 at January 10, 2018 08:16 PM (pRWJR)
===
I remember Hostess cupcakes fondly. I enjoyed their food-like qualities.
Posted by: Northernlurker
===
https://bangordailynews.com/2016/06/20/news/
hancock/40-years-later-twinkie-remains-intact-at-
maine-school/

Posted by: pogomip at January 10, 2018 08:25 PM (jFKlZ)

215 A poster mentioned this in an earlier. thread. Dim witted resistance folks try to order "Fire and Fury' Get book with same name about WWII bombing instead. The reaction of the Canadian author to increased book sales was drily amusing:

https://tinyurl.com/y96b6wfo

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 08:25 PM (8+Ozj)

216 I think the title for that was "Why We Fight".

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 10, 2018 08:21 PM (zCyNd)
---
I think that video more like What We Fight.

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2018 08:25 PM (vDqXW)

217 This is the shit you get in a very well-off society. There are no 'poor' in America when people have time for this.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at January 10, 2018 08:25 PM (TVTFG)

218
Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon - a limerick

When dancers start emulating lemurs
(A creature with gelatinous femurs)
The result just may equal
A Hollywood sequel
The seventh installment of "Tremors"

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2018 08:25 PM (wPiJc)

219 Douglas Adams helped to inoculate me against bullshit, even before I had even read any certified bullshit. He should be required reading. I'm continually thinking of how kids and teens can be made immune to liberal scum teachers. Adams isn't really politically incorrect, so it should be possible to slip him under the radar.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 08:26 PM (/qEW2)

220 ''Joey Heatherton...https://tinyurl.com/yacpvz43'

That's a blast from the past. Didn't SGTV have a character based on Joey Heatherton? What was her name?

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2018 08:26 PM (jm1YL)

221 That's a blast from the past. Didn't SGTV have a character based on Joey Heatherton? What was her name?
Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2018 08:26 PM (jm1YL)
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Lola Heatherton

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2018 08:27 PM (vDqXW)

222 That's a blast from the past. Didn't SGTV have a character based on Joey Heatherton? What was her name?

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2018 08:26 PM (jm1YL)

Lola Heatherton played by Catherine O'Hara

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 08:27 PM (SiINZ)

223 https://tinyurl.com/y96b6wfo

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 08:25 PM (8+Ozj)

Love the part abut the royalty check!

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 10, 2018 08:28 PM (zCyNd)

224 MSNBC & CNN: Liberal host, liberal guests, liberal talking points

FOX: Conservative host, liberal guest, liberal talking points

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 08:28 PM (1JAxC)

225 Lola Heatherton
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2018 08:27 PM (vDqXW)
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Played by the great Catherine O'Hara

(Whose politics I probably can't stand, I'm guessing.)

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2018 08:28 PM (vDqXW)

226 220 ''Joey Heatherton...https://tinyurl.com/yacpvz43'

That's a blast from the past. Didn't SGTV have a character based on Joey Heatherton? What was her name?
Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2018 08:26 PM (jm1YL)

Lola Heatherton, I believe. My favourite was always Count Floyd. "This really scary show."

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:28 PM (nBr1j)

227 Damn hippies

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2018 08:28 PM (hCIgT)

228 Well there goes the X-Files jumping the shark and hopping on board the crazy train.

Apparently by EO there is a Russian intelligence outfit operating in the US with authority above the FBI.

Fucking asshole Chris Carter.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 10, 2018 08:28 PM (JO4fd)

229
208 They're a bunch of cracked teapots, short and stout.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 08:24 PM (IqV8l)

I'll have you know that psychoceramics is THE preeminent academic discipline.

Posted by: Josiah S. Carberry PhD at January 10, 2018 08:29 PM (eXA4G)

230 217 This is the shit you get in a very well-off society. There are no 'poor' in America when people have time for this.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at January 10, 2018 08:25 PM (TVTFG)

____

I've been saying this forever. Nobody in America is poor. Some are poorER than others, but compared to the world, no single American is poor.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 08:29 PM (1JAxC)

231 #MeToo

Remember, the correct pronunciation is "pound me too."

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2018 08:29 PM (e8kgV)

232 "This really scary show."

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:28 PM (nBr1j)

Now you know how a real Hungarian accent sounds!

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 10, 2018 08:29 PM (zCyNd)

233 The MeToo dancers

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 08:29 PM (IqV8l)

234 >>>>>Lola Heatherton played by Catherine O'Hara<<<<<

She was a regular on the Sammy Maudlin Show.

"I want to bear you children!"

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 10, 2018 08:29 PM (3DZIZ)

235 Fucking asshole Chris Carter.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 10, 2018 08:28 PM (JO4fd)
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Who could never write an ending.

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2018 08:29 PM (vDqXW)

236 Apparently by EO there is a Russian intelligence outfit operating in the US with authority above the FBI.

Fucking asshole Chris Carter.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 10, 2018 08:28 PM (JO4fd)

HA!

Maybe the subtext is that the idea is so batshit crazy it belongs on the X-Files?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 08:30 PM (T28di)

237 Blarg. The position I'd interviewed for - twice - and been the lead candidate for is now indefinitely frozen due to departmental restructuring. Unix administration was clearly a bad choice, I should've specialized in *squints* what is that up there, Organophosphate Disco? Guess that's where the jobs are

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2018 08:30 PM (y87Qq)

238
Lola Heatherton

I want to bear your children!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2018 08:30 PM (b+yVi)

239 166 "Well shake it up baby, now....
Twist and Sh---

*instruments squelch to a halt*

No, mates, sorry, no. Pack it in. No more shaking. This is bloody well terrifying."
Posted by: Mr. Ono's travelling four piece band at January 10, 2018 08:14 PM (T28di)

Noice!

Posted by: Steelers Fan at January 10, 2018 08:30 PM (U5Xeq)

240 Apparently by EO there is a Russian intelligence outfit operating in the US with authority above the FBI.

Fucking asshole Chris Carter.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 10, 2018 08:28 PM (JO4fd)

___

Ugh really? I was looking forward to watching it. Not any longer. Bummer.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 08:30 PM (1JAxC)

241 Needs more cow bell.

Posted by: Christopher Walken at January 10, 2018 08:30 PM (6p3gc)

242 HOW A' YA?!

Posted by: Bobbie Bitman at January 10, 2018 08:31 PM (vDqXW)

243 ace bringing teh funneh!

And yes, this "dance" performance, and especially the accompanying explanation, add to the pile of evidence that the agricultural surplus (the basic economic development that allowed urbanization and the rest of the modern economy) may *not* have been - on balance - a good thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2018 08:31 PM (QDnY+)

244 Mike Hammer @ 209- Little Debbie---
Little Debbie Creme Pies with Bluebell home made vanilla. Or peanut butter. Food. Of. The Gods.

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2018 08:31 PM (zLDYs)

245 "Vogonity," Ford hissed at him.
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Difficult to do when there are no sibilants in 'vogonity'.

Posted by: P.G. Wodehouse. at January 10, 2018 08:31 PM (w1zJX)

246 Lola Heatherton, I believe. My favourite was always Count Floyd. "This really scary show."

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:28 PM (nBr1j)

Count Floyd was fine, but I was a bit partial to Bob and Doug McKenzie. Remember if you find a mouse in your beer, you get free Elsinore for life.
Take off, eh.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 10, 2018 08:32 PM (DxWUs)

247 They need some serious Spanx.

And I see nips. The boob kind, not the slang for Japanese folks.

Posted by: MeMyselfandI at January 10, 2018 08:32 PM (haWye)

248 A pretty lady, Joey Heatherton.

https://tinyurl.com/yc78qltw

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2018 08:33 PM (K2SnJ)

249 My favourite was always Count Floyd. "This really scary show."

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:28 PM (nBr1j)

There were a lot of good characters from that show. Sammy Maudlin, Johnny LaRue, Edith Prickley. The one skit that just killed me was the Battle of the PBS stars Mr. Rogers (Martin Short) vs. Julia Child (John Candy)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 08:33 PM (SiINZ)

250 the agricultural surplus (the basic economic development that allowed urbanization and the rest of the modern economy) may *not* have been - on balance - a good thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2018 08:31 PM (QDnY+)

Other than the ergot, it's fine. These kids got a bad batch of gluten-free non-GMO ergotic twat-waffles.

Posted by: Miklos, sometime agronomist at January 10, 2018 08:33 PM (zCyNd)

251
I love how those who are "connected" cannot avoid telling us, time and again, how "connected" they are.

Virtue klaxxon goes, "Ahhh-woooo-gah! Ahhh-woooo-gah!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2018 08:33 PM (b+yVi)

252 The position I'd interviewed for - twice - and been the lead candidate for is now indefinitely frozen due to departmental restructuring.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2018 08:30 PM (y87Qq)

____

That is why when I talk to any recruiter the first question I ask is "has this position been funded"? If the answer is anything other than FUCK YES IT IS FUNDED, I say thanks but not thanks.

Corps pull this shit all the time. 1/2 of it is advertizing positions and interviewing people so they can pretend no Americans are available, in order to bring in the H1Bs and L visas. The other is to test the waters and see what's out there with no intention of actually hiring anyone, kind of employee market research.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 08:33 PM (1JAxC)

253 Hewo. And wehcome to Doohway to Heh

Posted by: Lin Ye Tang at January 10, 2018 08:34 PM (vDqXW)

254 Count Floyd was fine, but I was a bit partial to Bob and Doug McKenzie. Remember if you find a mouse in your beer, you get free Elsinore for life.
Take off, eh.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 10, 2018 08:32 PM (DxWUs)

The movie is great. I actually saw it in the theater as a kid and thought it was pretty retarded, but I've seen it a few times since then and it's funnier with each viewing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 08:34 PM (4ErVI)

255 >>>>There were a lot of good characters from that show.<<<<

Harry, the guy with a snake on his face, owner of Melonville Adult Books and Video.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 10, 2018 08:35 PM (3DZIZ)

256 Going back a lot of years and old guy memory but...

Wasn't Joey Heatherton married to Lance Alworth?
And didn't be get busted for exposing himself to some kid?
Seems to me I remember thinking "Why, when you've got Joey Heatherton at home, would you...?

Yeah. I was pretty young at the time. Still had no idea how disturbed, okay okay, sick in the head, some folks can be.

Posted by: teej at January 10, 2018 08:35 PM (BN/jk)

257 Gather round children for tonight's 'Feel Good Story of the Day' awww...
https://tinyurl.com/yc8x3chj

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 10, 2018 08:22 PM (U5Xeq)

========

I hope this is our taqiyya. Even if they surrender, they should not given due process. They must be executed on the spot. ISIS' appeal was via snuff film videos. Anyone who joined them was thinking "Oooh! Cool! Can I do that to???" So anyone who has joined has marked themselves out as subhuman. They all need to be culled, whether they surrender or not.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 08:35 PM (/qEW2)

258
Mrs. Falbo and Mr. Messanger
Johnny LaRue, especially his Christmas Eve "Street Beef" in colder than cold Edmonton, Alberta.
Ted and Edna

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2018 08:35 PM (b+yVi)

259 The Emperor has no Dance.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2018 08:36 PM (cW490)

260 A poster mentioned this in an earlier. thread. Dim witted resistance folks try to order "Fire and Fury' Get book with same name about WWII bombing instead. The reaction of the Canadian author to increased book sales was drily amusing:
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This is highly amusing. The book buyers aren't bright enough to know what they are buying, materially or philosophically.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2018 08:36 PM (w1zJX)

261 Somebody linked to SCTV's version of "Towering Inferno" the other night. It was a full half hour, and awesome.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2018 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

262 I've been saying this forever. Nobody in America is poor. Some are
poorER than others, but compared to the world, no single American is
poor.

No one is starving either. A lot of mentally ill on Lower Wacker Drive in Chicago. They sleep in boxes over heating grates.

Posted by: dartist at January 10, 2018 08:36 PM (nisXv)

263 233 The MeToo dancers
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 08:29 PM (IqV8l)

So tell me girls. How many years of practice did it take you to become raging assholes?

Posted by: Jiminy Glick (google me) at January 10, 2018 08:36 PM (U5Xeq)

264 Mayor Tommy Shanks

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2018 08:36 PM (vDqXW)

265
235 Fucking asshole Chris Carter.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 10, 2018 08:28 PM (JO4fd)
---
Who could never write an ending.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2018 08:29 PM (vDqXW)

Dood is SUCH a putz.

Posted by: J J Abrams at January 10, 2018 08:37 PM (eXA4G)

266 Dr Tongue, from Dr Tongue's 3D House of Cats.
"They laughed at me in Paris, they laughed at me in Prague.'
His assistant: "They laughed at you in London too."

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:37 PM (nBr1j)

267 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbV9XDd367k

Posted by: Lin Ye Tang at January 10, 2018 08:38 PM (vDqXW)

268 The stupid bint on TuCa, Ashley Pratte, has apparently never spent time with anyone who has dementia or other cognitive impairment.

Stupid bint. Stupid. Bint.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2018 08:38 PM (EZebt)

269 At the end it looks like they're going all girl orgy.

Or they just wound down I can't decide.

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2018 08:38 PM (hCIgT)

270 The movie is great. I actually saw it in the theater
as a kid and thought it was pretty retarded, but I've seen it a few
times since then and it's funnier with each viewing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2018 08:34 PM (4ErVI)

Since I grew up in Canada's most Southern Province (Manitoba's weather and Ontario's politics) Minnesota, the movie reminded me of home. Just two union guys from Red Owl on Friday night when they weren't bowling.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 10, 2018 08:38 PM (DxWUs)

271 destroying American culture requires attacking on all fronts

even making stupid crap have a counter culture that is even more stupid ... kinda like traditional Democrat or traditional GOPe as the only choices.

Go live on 5 to 40 (or 500) acres, and refuse to accept GoogleWorld choices.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2018 08:38 PM (otAqJ)

272
Lance Rentzel was married to Joey Heatherton and was the pervy guy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2018 08:39 PM (b+yVi)

273 I was thinking about the dreamers......I'd love to see someone in the media or better yet the WH make the following argument: it has been brought to our attention in the MSM and by various prominent Democrats, that America is a vile, racist, mysoginist, patriarchal society. And for this reason, in order to save the DREAMERS from a life of misery in this hell hole, we are sending them back to their home countries and cultures which are superior to ours.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 08:39 PM (1JAxC)

274 "I've outlived my dick." - A Poem - by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when on its own accord,
From my trousers, it would spring.
But now I've got a full-time job,
To find the friggin thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 10, 2018 08:39 PM (+y/Ru)

275 Who else can completely imagine Obama dancing like this? (I mean, this does seem to be about his level of bodily coordination.)

And then we would hear endless hosannas about how breakthrough and original he was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2018 08:40 PM (K2SnJ)

276 Guy Caballero, the station manager, who was usually in a wheelchair, but could occasionally get up and walk or run when the situation demanded. And nobody on the show ever seemed to question it.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2018 08:40 PM (sdi6R)

277 Didn't a green alien slave girl once try to seduce James T. Kirk with this very dance?

Posted by: Northernlurker
________

Yvonne Craig, IIRC.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2018 08:40 PM (y+SdL)

278
I hope this is our taqiyya. Even if they surrender, they should not given due process. They must be executed on the spot. ISIS' appeal was via snuff film videos. Anyone who joined them was thinking "Oooh! Cool! Can I do that to???" So anyone who has joined has marked themselves out as subhuman. They all need to be culled, whether they surrender or not.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 08:35 PM (/qEW2)

Me too.

Posted by: Sec. Mattis... at January 10, 2018 08:40 PM (U5Xeq)

279 https://tinyurl.com/yc8x3chj
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I had a sergeant major who pretty much threatened his own troops with that same treatment. They proved to be remarkably well-behaved.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2018 08:40 PM (5OO3x)

280 Didn't somebody do Cronkite in Dialing for Dollars? I think it was Eugene Levy but I'm not sure.

Posted by: Kennesaw Mountain Landis at January 10, 2018 08:41 PM (88xKn)

281 I got a fevah. The only cure is......more cow bell.

Posted by: Christopher Walken at January 10, 2018 08:42 PM (6p3gc)

282 Who else can completely imagine Obama dancing like this? (I mean, this does seem to be about his level of bodily coordination.)
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Probably a theater of performing arts at his new digs. The venue seems perfect.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2018 08:42 PM (w1zJX)

283
Yvonne Craig, IIRC.
Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2018 08:40 PM (y+SdL)

You are right. She also played Bat Girl.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:42 PM (nBr1j)

284 Thanks Krebs!
Like I said, old guy memory.

Posted by: teej at January 10, 2018 08:43 PM (BN/jk)

285 teej - hmmm, does that job any memory, the thing about Lance Alworth? I hope not. But somehow it might almost ring a small bell.

Friend of mine lives a few doors from Alworth ("billionaire's row" on the beach in Del Mar). Talked to the guy today, first time in a long time, oddly enough.

Oh - and I checked, local library system has the WWII history "Fire and Fury", of all things. But the only copy is checked out.

Now, of course, I am wondering if the person who checked it out was like the dummies ordering it from Amazon ...... it's on my "for later" list, now, anyway (which is now down to 300+ WWII books - mostly - a modest list I should be able to polish off quickly).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2018 08:43 PM (QDnY+)

286 Mueller better be doing Kabuki or the whole thing is coming down. If he really tries to go after Trump or his family then it is war.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 10, 2018 08:43 PM (pRWJR)

287 Come, can't y'all tell they're just doing their Kegel exercises to music?

The dude too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2018 08:43 PM (tRaq7)

288 This is highly amusing. The book buyers aren't bright enough to know what they are buying, materially or philosophically.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2018 08:36 PM (w1zJX)

It probably never occurred to them that there is a real book with that title. They just ordered the first "Fire and Fury" that popped up in their search engine, and clicked on "buy now". Just like all the good little Germans who bought a copy of Mein Kampf to place on the coffee table to be seen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2018 08:43 PM (sD2WN)

289 Yvonne Craig, IIRC.
Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2018 08:40 PM (y+SdL)

Very pretty:

https://tinyurl.com/ybku6oyb

and

https://tinyurl.com/yd78tswz

I know what I like, and that about sums it up!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2018 08:44 PM (K2SnJ)

290 These people want to destroy America, and civilization. And yet, I feel pity at the thought of their 'punishment'. But, hey, they deserve it. Let's turn to and do this.

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2018 08:21 PM (zLDYs)

========

I agree, except for the part about feeling pity. I'm about at the stage of
"Look in your heart!"
"What heart?"
They've revealed themselves. Nothing worthy of pity there.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 08:44 PM (/qEW2)

291 It's the African Anteater Ritual !

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2018 08:44 PM (hCIgT)

292 Mueller better be doing Kabuki or the whole thing is coming down. If he really tries to go after Trump or his family then it is war.
Posted by: CM9000 at January 10, 2018 08:43 PM (pRWJR)

Jared and Ivanka.

Posted by: Monk at January 10, 2018 08:45 PM (g4lFK)

293
On the Waterfront Again with Bobby Bittman and Lola Heatherton

Dr. Tongue's 3D House of Stewardesses

All classics

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 08:45 PM (SiINZ)

294 "I've outlived my dick." - A Poem - by Willie Nelson
-----

I had an English professor who served in the Pacific during WWII. He penned a poem titled 'Lola From Lackanookie'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2018 08:45 PM (w1zJX)

295 My guess is the majority of those book buyers won't ever know their mistake. They will get the Amazon box, open it up, put the book on a shelf (to be seen by future guests) and never read a word of it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 08:46 PM (1JAxC)

296 248 A pretty lady, Joey Heatherton.

https://tinyurl.com/yc78qltw
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2018 08:33 PM (K2SnJ)

Au Naturale to boot!

Posted by: Sec. Mattis... at January 10, 2018 08:46 PM (U5Xeq)

297 neverskankles, that's not a bad idea (about the reason for "dreamer" deportation to home countries).

"Humanitarian Deportation" would be the best ironic label for it, which is quite acid if one is familiar with the terminology used in the immigration and refugee admissions biz.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2018 08:46 PM (QDnY+)

298 80 You want to touch my monkey?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 07:55 PM (7UW64)

Is it an Alaskan Blue?

Posted by: Miklos thinks monkeys are OK, but not as neighbors

Is it one of the ones that shit coffee beans. You can fling that shit at me all day long.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 10, 2018 08:47 PM (0ecq3)

299
Foal gets a little lesson in manners:

https://youtu.be/oJGvvry0yXk

Mama not taken in by Foal Protective Custody.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2018 08:49 PM (noNqa)

300 I seem to remember one episode of SCTV where the entire episode was set in the world of "1984".

SNL had some memorable sketches, particularly in the early years, but they were never as consistently imaginative as SCTV.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2018 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

301
Didn't somebody do Cronkite in Dialing for Dollars? I think it was Eugene Levy but I'm not sure.
Posted by: Kennesaw Mountain Landis

Dave Thomas

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 08:49 PM (IqV8l)

302 "May the good Lord take a likin' to you, and blow you up real soon!"

-- SCTV Farm Film Report

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Moron at January 10, 2018 08:49 PM (rJUlF)

303 If Mueller, who is corrupt and compromised himself tries to take out the King, should have own had chopped off.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 10, 2018 08:49 PM (pRWJR)

304 Hi ya rhomboid.
Krebs straightened it out.

Now, for some reason, I'm wanting to think I might have mixed the two Lance's up because they had both been wide recievers.
Chargers and Cowboys?

Maybe I'd better just get before I become a danger to others as well as myself.

Posted by: teej at January 10, 2018 08:50 PM (BN/jk)

305 SNL had some memorable sketches, particularly in the early years, but they were never as consistently imaginative as SCTV.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2018 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

SCTV had to work twice as hard to get half the attention. I'd always choose watching that show over SNL.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Moron at January 10, 2018 08:51 PM (rJUlF)

306 Hey, hey it's the Monkees.

Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2018 08:51 PM (ABjxW)

307 305 SNL had some memorable sketches, particularly in the early years, but they were never as consistently imaginative as SCTV.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2018 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

SCTV had to work twice as hard to get half the attention. I'd always choose watching that show over SNL.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Moron at January 10, 2018 08:51 PM (rJUlF)

No question.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:52 PM (nBr1j)

308 That video?

Da Fuqua that b?

n shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2018 08:52 PM (EyPfd)

309 The 7-11 raids are a good sign. Certainly not the business I'd have guessed was anywhere near the top of the priority list, but whatever.

I'd still like to see DHS unleash a strategy of confronting much higher value-added businesses (meatpacking, light manufacturing, etc) instead of retail, where they go in, gather the industry heavy-weights together, and give them options. Two. Work with DHS to become illegal-alien-free in their labor practices, or ..... have the bejeesus fined out of them, along with raids, prosecutions of company officers, etc. An easy way, and a hard way.

Under the "kill the chicken to scare the monkey" principle, just doing this to a few well-known business groups would surely have wide impact.

No congressional help, no new laws, nothing required to be able to do this. DHS has all it needs. Really hope to see something like this, soon. I believe unskilled and semi-skilled wage data are already showing some uptick. A systematic campaign like I describe would deliver rule of law and economic impact, immediately.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2018 08:53 PM (QDnY+)

310 5 Neat Guys was one of my favorite skits;

https://tinyurl.com/lhcc5nc

And of course Tex and Edna Boyle;

https://tinyurl.com/y9x2ekz8

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 10, 2018 08:54 PM (3DZIZ)

311 272
Lance Rentzel was married to Joey Heatherton and was the pervy guy.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2018 08:39 PM

Lance Rentzel Lance Rantzel hmm Oh right I cast him as the lead in 'I was a teenaged homo married to a sexy super star' He sucked...btw

Posted by: Ed Wood at January 10, 2018 08:54 PM (U5Xeq)

312 With family like this, who needs enemies. I can't even right now. She is borderline retarded politically. Ivanka Tweet.
She must leave with the illegals and commies.

https://mobile.twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/ 950561402053447685

Posted by: Monk at January 10, 2018 08:55 PM (g4lFK)

313 SCTV had to work twice as hard to get half the attention. I'd always choose watching that show over SNL.

Same here. SNL wasn't even a decent commercial on SCTV.

SCTV had Rick Moranis doing a spoof as a video DJ before there really was such a thing.

IIRC, a few of the early SNL'ers were poached from SCTV.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2018 08:55 PM (tRaq7)

314 No, teej, that sounds right. Alworth was definitely Chargers, and Rentzel and Cowboys sounds right, too. My friend says Alworth's a very nice guy. He was the main target for John Hadl, the Chargers' QB of that era.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2018 08:56 PM (QDnY+)

315 The 7-11 raids are a good sign. Certainly not the business I'd have guessed was anywhere near the top of the priority list, but whatever.

Under the "kill the chicken to scare the monkey" principle, just doing this to a few well-known business groups would surely have wide impact.

Yes, hopefully this sends shock waves to illegals and businesses who hire them a like. Let's see them start heading home on their own

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 08:56 PM (SiINZ)

316 Mueller is playing with fire, this fuck is utterly corrupt and should just slink into retirement.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 10, 2018 08:56 PM (pRWJR)

317 "Mueller better be doing Kabuki or the whole thing is coming down. If he really tries to go after Trump or his family then it is war. Posted by: CM9000

imo it IS war and the only reason Mueller accepted this job is cuz his arse is on the line for treason ... he has been on board with the cabal the whole time.

IF he is now "with Trump" it is only to marginalize the damage to his globalist traitorous cabal.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2018 08:57 PM (otAqJ)

318 Oh, and Rick Moranis as David Brinkley;

https://tinyurl.com/y9t5er6d

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 10, 2018 08:57 PM (3DZIZ)

319 Hmmm... they may be ditzy, but after watching it I must confess that all three are ones.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 08:57 PM (/qEW2)

320 "Half-Wits", or "Alex Trebek In Hell"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTDsJd1l7Aw

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Moron at January 10, 2018 08:59 PM (rJUlF)

321 He blow'ed up real good

Posted by: Celebrety Blow Up show on SCTV.. at January 10, 2018 08:59 PM (U5Xeq)

322 John Candy as a detective with a revolver bigger than himself. Every time he fired it the recoil would knock him through a wall.

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2018 08:59 PM (jm1YL)

323 http://bit.ly/2EwOLHQ

SHOCK CLAIM=> Dianne Feinstein Says She Was Pressured to Release Fusion GPS Transcript Immediately Backtracks

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 10, 2018 09:00 PM (y3aQB)

324 Wish DHS would also focus on the white collar illegal immigration. There are hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people here on expired visas, or visas obtained fraudulently.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 09:00 PM (1JAxC)

325
Now, for some reason, I'm wanting to think I might have mixed the two Lance's up because they had both been wide recievers.
Chargers and Cowboys?
...
To make it more confusing, Alworth played for the Cowboys later too.

When I was a young lass, I was a YUGE Cowboys fan, and Rentzel was my favorite player. It was just a tad disillusioning when he showed his thing to that little girl.

Posted by: stace at January 10, 2018 09:00 PM (6HFDU)

326 The Happy Wanderers

https://youtu.be/JrnE6kaPeuE?list=PLQUOXwtm_ca1nMvqy-xsymhD8XLZH0ePD

Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2018 09:01 PM (vDqXW)

327 Well, Joey Heatherton was shore purty. Rentzel was a idiot.

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2018 09:02 PM (zLDYs)

328 When I was a young lass, I was a YUGE Cowboys fan, and Rentzel was my favorite player. It was just a tad disillusioning when he showed his thing to that little girl.

-
If you've got it, flaunt it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 10, 2018 09:03 PM (+y/Ru)

329 SCTV Meryl Streep blowed up real good https://tinyurl.com/ju2h49m

Posted by: Farm Film Report SCTV at January 10, 2018 09:03 PM (U5Xeq)

330

What if Brain Stulter got all into the Figurineing?

I bet he could do a really good interpretive dance.

As to SCTV, I am a YOOGE fan and was thinking of the Cable TV wars skit, with Candy as Johnny Pavarotti. Too funny. Gene Shalit got wacked.

But they portrayed the TV heads as mafia dons.

That took some balls.

And isn't Jimmy Kimmel the Sammy Maudlin of our times, if I can just be serious here for a moment...

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 10, 2018 09:04 PM (iX27Q)

331 Total Spaz. Bet they got a government grant to Spaz, Yes?

Posted by: Monk at January 10, 2018 09:04 PM (g4lFK)

332 Belly dancing. You're doin it wrong.

Posted by: Steve Miller Band at January 10, 2018 09:05 PM (sRycn)

333 English for Beginners with Andrea Martin as Perini Scleroni.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 09:05 PM (nBr1j)

334 Ok, I screwed up and watched the video. I'm still trying to process what I saw. So I went outside and howled at the Moon for a few minutes. I feel much better now.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 10, 2018 09:05 PM (R5lpX)

335
That explanation of that "art" is pure horseshit pablum.

That said, I love Little Debbie, especially her nutty buddies and I am not gay.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2018 09:06 PM (r+sAi)

336 How about the SCTV "3D House of Beef" skit? That always got me rolling.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 10, 2018 09:07 PM (F6tBH)

337 laughing at headline linked at Insty (not linking. you know where to find it.)

"one in five Germans want a robot sex doll"

heheh. Yeah.

And four in five Germans are feckin' liars.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 09:08 PM (T28di)

338 Looks like the pre game to a Hillary/Podesta Spirit Cooking private event.

Posted by: Monk at January 10, 2018 09:08 PM (g4lFK)

339 If you've got it, flaunt it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 10, 2018 09:03 PM (+y/Ru)

He was sure proud of it.
He later wrote book about his "issues", which being a sad former fan, I read. I dont remember exactly what his therapists said, but I think it was the standard deal on why these guys flash, and why he did it to children. There was an incident in his childhood, blah blah blah something or other.

Posted by: stace at January 10, 2018 09:09 PM (6HFDU)

340 And I thought the Macarena was lame....

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 10, 2018 09:09 PM (sd/Ut)

341 307 305 SNL had some memorable sketches, particularly in the early years, but they were never as consistently imaginative as SCTV.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2018 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

SCTV had to work twice as hard to get half the attention. I'd always choose watching that show over SNL.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Moron at January 10, 2018 08:51 PM (rJUlF)

No question.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 08:52 PM (nBr1j)

SCTV and MadTV both smoked SNL.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:10 PM (NWiLs)

342 "Wet Nurse."

That is all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2018 09:10 PM (tRaq7)

343 I would like to point out that the Judge in California could not have ruled the way that he did without the assistance of the Attorney handling the case 'for' the government. The government lawyer had to roll over and play dead. This was a case that any regular poster at this site could have easily won. ( The Stealth Troll excepted - since it took place more than 10 miles away from him. )

To start with - I would have pointed out to the judge the 100% chance that the Supreme Court is going to pimp slap his ruling into the Pacific Ocean by a 9-0 count. Then I would have explained exactly why that was going to happen.

These absurd rulings are part of the "resistance" by corrupt DOJ attorneys.

Posted by: An Observation at January 10, 2018 09:10 PM (OIvP0)

344

SCTV S04E10 CCCP 1

https://youtu.be/hS8yZnevvRk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 09:10 PM (IqV8l)

345 http://bit.ly/2AOqvit

Testimony Reveals Fusion GPS Tried to Kill FBI Clinton Investigation

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 10, 2018 09:11 PM (y3aQB)

346 If you could bring Fred and Ginger back for 5 minutes, they'd shoot these people.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 10, 2018 09:12 PM (sd/Ut)

347 Steve and Cold Bear : ISIS were and are non-state combatants and thieves. The British Navy had a word for those. They also had a method for dealing with them.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2018 09:12 PM (6FqZa)

348 "This is your brain."
"This is your brain on 'The Resistance.'"

"Any questions?"

Posted by: geoffb at January 10, 2018 09:13 PM (zOpu5)

349 Guess what originates from my internal physical process???

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2018 09:13 PM (5phSm)

350 Is performing a stupid dance better or worse than screaming at the sky?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 09:14 PM (nBr1j)

351 They also had a method for dealing with them.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 10, 2018 09:12 PM (6FqZa)

Rhymes with "gooses"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 09:14 PM (T28di)

352

The Dana Carvey/Phil Hartman years of SNL were consistently hilarious.

They even went after Billy Jeff.

Jan Hooks, one of the funniest women in comedy.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 10, 2018 09:14 PM (iX27Q)

353 Joey Heatherton...https://tinyurl.com/yacpvz43
Posted by: Voter Dude at January 10, 2018 08:18 PM (U5Xeq)

Well there's no gender ambiguity there.

Posted by: Northernlurker,
**************************

Joey and Lance go into a gay bar. Each go their separate ways.

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 09:15 PM (9J7Sc)

354 ..but her face

Posted by: Rick at January 10, 2018 09:15 PM (70KF9)

355 SCTV was great! Edith Prickly in "Prickly Heat!"

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 10, 2018 09:15 PM (sd/Ut)

356 I'll post this one more time ... Coulter here displays her most genius ... on the spot she analyzes and reacts and "prophesizes" some incredible insight, as I see it. Not for her own self aggrandizement, but to advance "the cause".

Please judge for yourself.

https://tinyurl.com/ybkr63nd

Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2018 09:16 PM (otAqJ)

357 SNL had some memorable sketches, particularly in the early years, but they were never as consistently imaginative as SCTV.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2018 08:49 PM (sdi6R)
********

The hottest video they ever did was to the song "Cold as Ice".

Posted by: gNewt at January 10, 2018 09:16 PM (9J7Sc)

358 It kinda ruins Shawshank when you see that Floyd is the psycho from Silent Rage and Hadley is Mr Krabs

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Metastable Soopergeenyus at January 10, 2018 09:16 PM (EwAd4)

359 Stupid dancing is better than sky screaming. Or rather, it's easier to ignore.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 10, 2018 09:17 PM (sd/Ut)

360 My dad had a word for the dance's description that Ace quoted: hogwash.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2018 09:18 PM (cW490)

361 After all that spastic "dancing", here's a palate cleanser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8yGGtVKrD8

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2018 09:18 PM (sD2WN)

362 Proof that Mueller is corrupt was his accepting this job of Special Council. Anyone honorable with his many obvious conflicts of interest would have declined.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 10, 2018 09:18 PM (pRWJR)

363 359 Stupid dancing is better than sky screaming. Or rather, it's easier to ignore.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 10, 2018 09:17 PM (sd/Ut)

In other words:

There are such things as noise ordinances.

There is no such thing as a pretentiously spazz around a semi-private building ordinance.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 09:19 PM (T28di)

364

I picture Brian Stullter as the guy who drools over the last wing, but can't bring himself to go for it...eyeing it, lusting after it...peering at it, almost going for it...getting the sweats over the glorious spicy garlic sauce...gnawing on his knuckle to prevent him from jumping on it and making sweet love to that wing.

Dude's voice is also really high pitched.

WTF.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 10, 2018 09:20 PM (iX27Q)

365 If you could bring Fred and Ginger back for 5 minutes, they'd shoot these people.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 10, 2018 09:12 PM (sd/Ut)

========

*snort*
Also, a nice little neglected flick - Ginger e Fred by Fellini.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 09:21 PM (/qEW2)

366 SCTV S04E10 CCCP 1

https://youtu.be/hS8yZnevvRk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 09:10 PM (IqV8l)

Benny Hill Street Blues

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 09:21 PM (SiINZ)

367 Russian intelligence operatives forced me to release classified documents.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at January 10, 2018 09:22 PM (zGsgt)

368 The little monsters on sesame street who went "Near! [hop hop hop] Far!" were better dancers than this collection of tomfoolery.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 09:22 PM (T28di)

369 John Candy as a detective with a revolver bigger than himself.
---
Filthy Harry

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2018 09:22 PM (QCX64)

370 The Dana Carvey/Phil Hartman years of SNL were consistently hilarious.

They even went after Billy Jeff.

Jan Hooks, one of the funniest women in comedy.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz
-------------

Acting!

Posted by: Jon Lovitz at January 10, 2018 09:22 PM (w1zJX)

371 No they didn't.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at January 10, 2018 09:22 PM (zGsgt)

372
Now Cathy Areu is on Hannity. She jumps from show to show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 09:22 PM (IqV8l)

373 Who said that?

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at January 10, 2018 09:22 PM (zGsgt)

374 No questions, please.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at January 10, 2018 09:23 PM (zGsgt)

375 Geeze. Can. Not. Stand. this woman on Carlson.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2018 09:23 PM (w1zJX)

376 >>The Dana Carvey/Phil Hartman years of SNL were consistently hilarious

Ssssssssssssssssassy!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 09:24 PM (W+vEI)

377

Today is Moscow!

What Fits Into Russia!

I think the guys at SCTV were anti-Commies.

Joe Flaherty did WFB as an homage, not as a jab and ridicule.

That's what I loved about it, it was not stupid.

Blood Sucking Monkeys from West Mifflin PA!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 10, 2018 09:26 PM (iX27Q)

378 Carlson might as well just get a big ol' sloppy animated bump for those segments of his show that just says, "Get a Load of THIS Asshole!"

That's really all it is.

Spend a couple minutes gawping at the perverted mental gymnastics of some goofball attempting to square the circle of their incoherent ideology, while some editor guy from the intertubes takes pot-shots at them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 09:27 PM (T28di)

379 SCTV S04E10 CCCP 1

https://youtu.be/hS8yZnevvRk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 09:10 PM (IqV8l)

I also love the new Soviet mini-cam. It's the size of a Greyhound bus

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 09:27 PM (SiINZ)

380 I like to think that whoever put these young ladies up to this is secretly doing it as a frat prank

Posted by: weew at January 10, 2018 09:27 PM (6EH85)

381 Originating from internal physical processes, Moriah Evans' Figuring takes micro movements as method. Through the engagement of energies, reactions, and interactions, three female performers make visible and audible internal systems in order to pitch them against the external forces of space and other. Control and loss of control become the borders that the performers traverse in a series of measured movements that attempt to reconfigure the perceived cohesiveness and stability of the human form. Through pacing and scale, physical gestures make malleable the inner qualities of the body, as well as the sensation of time. Figuring brings forth the unseen, yet felt, world of bodies and space.

IOW, peristalsis.

No wonder it's so shitty.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2018 09:27 PM (tRaq7)

382 Stupid dancing is better than sky screaming. Or rather, it's easier to ignore.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V
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Ah. Sky screaming. Which reminds me, what became of the Diaper Pin movement?

A real letdown for the pin manufacturers, they probably were thinking they'd struck gold.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2018 09:27 PM (y3sT9)

383 Du fuque?

Posted by: Gene Gene the Dancing Machine at January 10, 2018 09:27 PM (TVTFG)

384 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:30 PM (NWiLs)

385 I like to think that whoever put these young ladies up to this is secretly doing it as a frat prank
Posted by: weew
-------------

They're too young to remember Alan Funt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2018 09:30 PM (y3sT9)

386

The SCTV skit with Merv Griffin in space is hilarious.

The Merv Griffin Show - The Special Edition. The show gets attacked by George Lucas.

Funny stuff!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 10, 2018 09:30 PM (iX27Q)

387 I simply cannot see Brian Stelter without immediately wondering what George Costanza is up to in this episode.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2018 09:30 PM (LV3VM)

388 (We've probably run out of wisecracks to make about the "dancers" above, and I think everyone's off watching SCTV clips now.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 09:30 PM (T28di)

389 Johnny LaRue exercise show:
https://tinyurl.com/y8bnj4t9

Posted by: Toni at January 10, 2018 09:31 PM (FdBnw)

390 The all-time great SCTV skit is Walter Cronkite Dialing for Dollars to Ted Kennedy's house.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2018 09:31 PM (LV3VM)

391 > Originating from internal physical processes, Moriah Evans' Figuring takes micro movements as method.

So which internal physical process are they imitating? Peristalsis of the large intestine?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2018 09:32 PM (zGsgt)

392 Dry Land Non-synchronized Team Figuring.
Soon to be an Olympic Sport.
(special olympics ...maybe)

Posted by: Speller at January 10, 2018 09:32 PM (pSotA)

393 The Cruising Gourmet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmLfpoj5e84

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2018 09:32 PM (QCX64)

394 ''English for Beginners with Andrea Martin as Perini Scleroni.'

Andrea was funny as hell.

Posted by: Tuna at January 10, 2018 09:33 PM (jm1YL)

395 >>IOW, peristalsis.

Heh. I'm guessing they don't know that
word, and even if they did, the paragraph of word salad is preferable to
simply calling it "Peristalsis" because nowadays incoherent wordiness =
I'm wicked smaht, you guys!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 09:34 PM (W+vEI)

396

"Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve dance!"

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 10, 2018 09:35 PM (iX27Q)

397 Aww man...

Just hit up JWF.

Sonobi.

Posted by: jsg at January 10, 2018 09:35 PM (hCIgT)

398

*makes gesture with cigarette*

Posted by: Father Guido Sarducci at January 10, 2018 09:36 PM (9tO1t)

399 At first I thought it was overly flowery, imprecise language that was obscuring the actual point these people are trying to make. (e.g. saying "physical" when they mean "physiological")

Then I realized, there is no point. It's all imprecise because there is no "true" value or concept for the language to be judged against as accurate or inaccurate. It's just empty, vacuous twaddle to excuse having pissed away their NEA grant on keggers and jerkin' off. Or whatever these snowflakes do for fun.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 09:36 PM (T28di)

400 391 > Originating from internal physical processes, Moriah Evans' Figuring takes micro movements as method.

So which internal physical process are they imitating? Peristalsis of the large intestine?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2018 09:32 PM (zGsgt)

I was going to go with alien chestburster, but that works too.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:36 PM (NWiLs)

401 Looks like dry heaves to me.

Posted by: Dr. Dave at January 10, 2018 09:37 PM (ozGQ9)

402
Not hot.

Not one little bit.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 10, 2018 09:37 PM (8O3HH)

403 And until I read the description, I wasn't entirely sure if they were all female or not. The first one looks like some fey homo guy.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:37 PM (NWiLs)

404 So which internal physical process are they imitating?
-----------

Mimicking the cuneiform fecal etchings as inscribed by the alimentary canal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2018 09:38 PM (w1zJX)

405 I hate the glorification of "First Responders". These are mostly teat suckers and their pensions and outsized benefits need to end.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 10, 2018 09:38 PM (pRWJR)

406 Mimicking the cuneiform fecal etchings as inscribed by the alimentary canal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2018 09:38 PM (w1zJX)

Assur-bani-pull-my-finger

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 09:39 PM (T28di)

407 361
After all that spastic "dancing", here's a palate cleanser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8yGGtVKrD8

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2018 09:18 PM (sD2WN)

That is a great number right there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2018 09:40 PM (8iiMU)

408
Jan Hooks, one of the funniest women in comedy.

Sad faces from Kathy Griffin and Amy Schumer.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2018 09:40 PM (pNxlR)

409 Then I realized, there is no point. It's all imprecise because there is no "true" value or concept for the language to be judged against as accurate or inaccurate. It's just empty, vacuous twaddle to excuse having pissed away their NEA grant on keggers and jerkin' off. Or whatever these snowflakes do for fun.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
-------------

MLA member(s), guaranteed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2018 09:41 PM (w1zJX)

410 Jude had this on #wpw same day that Ace posts it. Harmonic convergence?

Posted by: Brandon at January 10, 2018 09:41 PM (KPG+u)

411 407 361
After all that spastic "dancing", here's a palate cleanser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8yGGtVKrD8

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2018 09:18 PM (sD2WN)

That is a great number right there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2018 09:40 PM (8iiMU)

Back when talent, discipline and dedication were requirements, not punchlines.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:43 PM (NWiLs)

412 isn't it both Insomniac?
check again!

Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2018 09:43 PM (nBzBk)

413 That is gosh darn weird stuff right there.

Posted by: Leonero at January 10, 2018 09:44 PM (zSLqp)

414

Ah yes, this artistic expression reminds me of Leonard Pinth-Garnel and his showcasing of truly dreadful bad cinema and bad ballet.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 10, 2018 09:44 PM (iX27Q)

415
387 I simply cannot see Brian Stelter without immediately wondering ...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

... if he is first in line to purchase a replica of the JEF's community whatevs revealed today with the intention of giving it a trial as a butt plug?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2018 09:45 PM (pNxlR)

416 I gotta go take a figurine.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2018 09:46 PM (EoRCO)

417 It's not art because there aren't any trees.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2018 09:46 PM (c8EhQ)

418 412 isn't it both Insomniac?
check again!
Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2018 09:43 PM (nBzBk)

No thanks. Seeing it once was more than enough. I do not have the stomach to investigate further.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:46 PM (NWiLs)

419
Ed Grimsley did it better ... just sayin'

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2018 09:46 PM (pNxlR)

420 407 361
After all that spastic "dancing", here's a palate cleanser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8yGGtVKrD8

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2018 09:18 PM (sD2WN)

That is a great number right there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2018 09:40 PM (8iiMU)

Yeah, that's more like it.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2018 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

421 "Grimley" I must say.

Posted by: EG at January 10, 2018 09:47 PM (UdKB7)

422 I get it. It's dancing for people with no talent.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2018 09:48 PM (c8EhQ)

423 This is just more post-modernist nihilist philosophy in action. Slap together any old stupid bullshit requiring no skill, talent, discipline or aesthetic appeal and insist people call it "art."

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

424 Somebody replace the music with "Entrance of the Gladiators" and see if it gets more hits on YouTube.

I'd do it, but I'm far too lazy and stupid to pull off such a technological feat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 09:48 PM (T28di)

425 417 It's not art because there aren't any trees.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2018 09:46 PM (c8EhQ)

Or autoguanas.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2018 09:48 PM (sdi6R)

426 >>>> I hate the glorification of "First Responders"<<<<

Wife making you watch 911?

Could be worse, could be one of the NCIS permutations.

NCIS: AARP

NCIS: Bad Accents

NCIS: Blackman and Robin

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 10, 2018 09:49 PM (3DZIZ)

427 425 417 It's not art because there aren't any trees.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2018 09:46 PM (c8EhQ)

Or autoguanas.
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2018 09:48 PM (sdi6R)

I don'tguana.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:49 PM (NWiLs)

428 43
Good God even I don't dance that badly

- Me either...

Posted by: Steven Hawking at January 10, 2018 09:50 PM (3s9iz)

429 So ugly skank geekazoid chicks have finally come out of the closet. I knew it!!!

Posted by: Catholic School Kid at January 10, 2018 09:50 PM (U5Xeq)

430 Run, Logan! Run!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2018 09:51 PM (2K6fY)

431 If these figurining get guys toughen up, when theyre older they just might be able to join that group of pale, doughy antifa self defenders who we met here earlier today.

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2018 09:51 PM (hZ+us)

432
ESL from Stripes

https://youtu.be/XJqlfMP-klM

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2018 09:51 PM (pNxlR)

433 428 43
Good God even I don't dance that badly

- Me either...
Posted by: Steven Hawking at January 10, 2018 09:50 PM (3s9iz)

Me either.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at January 10, 2018 09:51 PM (sdi6R)

434 426 >>>> I hate the glorification of "First Responders"

Wife making you watch 911?

Could be worse, could be one of the NCIS permutations.

NCIS: AARP

NCIS: Bad Accents

NCIS: Blackman and Robin
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 10, 2018 09:49 PM (3DZIZ)

CSI: Miami
CSI: New York
CSI: Los Angeles
CSI: Dubuque
CSI: Choteau, MT

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs)

435 Shoot, I could have lived my whole life without seeing that video, and been better off for it.

Posted by: Alana at January 10, 2018 09:52 PM (o3d0j)

436
They're all girls, I think. That first one is iffy, but I think it's a she, too. They're all lesbos, I'm sure, and not the good kind, but the flannel wearing, man hating kind.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 10, 2018 09:52 PM (8O3HH)

437 All the autoguanas froze and fell out of the trees.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 10, 2018 09:52 PM (3DZIZ)

438 433 428 43
Good God even I don't dance that badly

- Me either...
Posted by: Steven Hawking at January 10, 2018 09:50 PM (3s9iz)

Me either.
Posted by: Elaine Benes at January 10, 2018 09:51 PM (sdi6R)

*BEEP BEEP*

Posted by: CPT Pike at January 10, 2018 09:53 PM (NL6wI)

439
Nope, not going anywhere near the ficus with those.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 10, 2018 09:53 PM (8O3HH)

440 "Sonofbitch, shit!"

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 10, 2018 09:53 PM (3DZIZ)

441 When you ride an autoguana your left foot has nothing to do.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2018 09:53 PM (c8EhQ)

442 Jeff Flake is defending the Cuban regime against charges that they are behind the sonic attacks on American embassy personnel.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 10, 2018 09:53 PM (DbadI)

443 437 All the autoguanas froze and fell out of the trees.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 10, 2018 09:52 PM (3DZIZ)

Hundreds almost simultaneously. The semiautoguanas fell one after the other in sequence.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:53 PM (NWiLs)

444 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs)

"CSI: Bar Harbor, Maine" was a radio parody I did years ago.

Imagine a couple of New Englanders talking on the porch about an autopsy and you have the gist of it.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Moron at January 10, 2018 09:54 PM (rJUlF)

445 I'd hit it.

If I was drunk.

and brain damaged.

Severely.

And...I dunno...just off a desert Island after 20 years....

Well, the chick in the yellow shirt anyway.

If maybe she didn't talk or anything.

.....

I guess I'm saying that maybe I wouldn't.....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 10, 2018 09:54 PM (CPk08)

446 444 Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs)

"CSI: Bar Harbor, Maine" was a radio parody I did years ago.

Imagine a couple of New Englanders talking on the porch about an autopsy and you have the gist of it.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Moron at January 10, 2018 09:54 PM (rJUlF)

Ayuh. Looks like he had lobstah right before he died.

Ayuh. Sure does.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:54 PM (NWiLs)

447 If these figurining get guys toughen up, when theyre older they just might be able to join that group of pale, doughy antifa self defenders who we met here earlier today.
Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2018 09:51 PM (hZ+us)

...or maybe they can just perform nightly at Obamas new special place that looks like hands.

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2018 09:55 PM (hZ+us)

448 424 Somebody replace the music with "Entrance of the Gladiators" and see if it gets more hits on YouTube.

I'd do it, but I'm far too lazy and stupid to pull off such a technological feat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 09:48 PM (T28di)

Oh, sweet baby Zoroaster. I just played it in another tab while playing this video.

I think I need to shove my spleen back into my abdomen ...

Start the dancing video just after the first few measures of "intro" of the orchestral piece...

https://youtu.be/jy5vjfOLTaA

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2018 09:55 PM (T28di)

449 They're all girls, I think. That first one is iffy, but I think it's a she, too. They're all lesbos, I'm sure, and not the good kind, but the flannel wearing, man hating kind.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 10, 2018 09:52 PM (8O3HH)

========

They've all got boobs so they are women. There is a lesbo vibe because of the "feminist" thing. But at least they are not physically repulsive like Kohn or Maddow. They are all ones.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 09:55 PM (/qEW2)

450 Those are females!?!

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2018 09:56 PM (hZ+us)

451 You laugh at these spastic tards but then they deposit the $500 k NEA grant.

SCTV was great. You have to read Dave Thomas
book. Their genius came from being stranded in bum fuck Canada for all winter with virtually no nightlife but at the same time virtually no network oversight. Free creativity.

Posted by: Keith at January 10, 2018 09:56 PM (USf3s)

452 Some people want to limit your semiautoguanas to ten round magazines.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 10, 2018 09:56 PM (3DZIZ)

453 They've all got boobs so they are women. There is a lesbo vibe because of the "feminist" thing. But at least they are not physically repulsive like Kohn or Maddow. They are all ones.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 09:55 PM (/qEW2)

Uh, not so fast there, skippy. Implants, estrogen therapy, and soyboys are all reasonable possibilities these days.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:56 PM (NWiLs)

454 The chick in the purple can really work those abs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2018 09:57 PM (c8EhQ)

455 ONT Up

Posted by: X-ray at January 10, 2018 09:57 PM (h4MAz)

456 NCIS: AARP

NCIS: Bad Accents

NCIS: Blackman and Robin
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 10, 2018 09:49 PM (3DZIZ)

CSI: Miami
CSI: New York
CSI: Los Angeles
CSI: Dubuque
CSI: Choteau, MT

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs)

Unsure of thought direction. Wouldn't these be second or third responders ?

Posted by: dDan at January 10, 2018 09:58 PM (hwYmz)

457 >> They've all got boobs so they are women

Hormone therapy renders that inconclusive nowadays. While I don't have an anthropologist's eye, I was taking into account the figure.

They can't be easily be fixed except by a lot of surgery, and the results are generally weird looking.

And they are definitely real lesbos, of that I'm near certain.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 10, 2018 09:58 PM (8O3HH)

458
Made 20 seconds of it. Getting mellow in my old age, it seems.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 10, 2018 10:00 PM (S/hVx)

459
John Candy and Harold Ramis in Stripes

https://youtu.be/bD4xwK13lGk

I absolutely love Ramis' performance in this bit, all facial expressions and perfect.

I miss these two guys ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2018 10:01 PM (pNxlR)

460 Tap dancing is completely
synchronized with, responsive and obedient to the music - by means of a
common element crucial to music and to man's body: rhythm...[Tap dancing]
looks, at times, as if it is a contest between the man and the music, as
if the music is daring him to follow - and he is following lightly, effortlessly,
almost casually. Complete obedience to the music? The impression
one gets is: complete control - man's mind in effortless control of his
expertly functioning body. The keynote is: precision. It conveys
a sense of purpose, discipline, clarity - a mathematical kind of clarity
- combined with an unlimited freedom of movement and an inexhaustible inventiveness
that dares the sudden, the unexpected, yet never loses the central integrating
line: the music's rhythm.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 10, 2018 10:01 PM (H5rtT)

461 Ayuh. Looks like he had lobstah right before he died.

Ayuh. Sure does.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 09:54 PM (NWiLs)

And it looks like the lobsters had him a few days after.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2018 10:02 PM (sD2WN)

462 Yep, that's the aesthetic of tap dancing, as analyzed by the Nicholas Brothers' biggest fan. Ayn Rand.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 10, 2018 10:02 PM (H5rtT)

463 405 I hate the glorification of "First Responders". These are mostly teat suckers and their pensions and outsized benefits need to end.
Posted by: CM9000 at January 10, 2018 09:38 PM (pRWJR)
Um... never say that me bucko...https://tinyurl.com/y943p4py

Posted by: Catholic School Kid at January 10, 2018 10:07 PM (U5Xeq)

464 NCIS used to be? Cool.
NCIS today? Politically correct bullshite.

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2018 10:07 PM (zLDYs)

465 All I can say is I pray Trump watching Laura Ingraham on FNC.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2018 10:08 PM (PvFoN)

466 As per Breitbart. Schumer Says President Trump Is Weakening on Amnesty, Threatens Shutdown

Hey Chuck we have a saying where I come from. 'Blow it out yer azz'! just sayin

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 10, 2018 10:11 PM (U5Xeq)

467 Epigenetics.
Guys used to do that kind of horse**** to avoid the draft. Those guys might be these guys' progenitors.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 10, 2018 10:11 PM (RuIsu)

468 Magnum, PEI.

Posted by: Texican ette at January 10, 2018 10:18 PM (MFoyF)

469 These annoying Wallys look precisely like my cat trying to hawk up a furball.

Posted by: Peter at January 10, 2018 10:25 PM (Ofdlh)

470 Finally a dance i can do, but I sometimes have siezures so that helps

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2018 10:30 PM (1Mft0)

471 Thothe girlth need a choreographer!!!

Posted by: The Gay Choreographer at January 10, 2018 11:01 PM (gKOMX)

472 Yeah, I'm just going to go ahead and consider "Figuring" demonic.

Posted by: viking at January 11, 2018 12:34 AM (6y/kW)

473 Just takin' a wild guess here, but I doubt very much that the men "loving" on the idea of Oprah as President have never watched her very much in the past, and have zero idea of the kind of mind she has.

She's not stupid, but she's open-minded to the supernatural and the flaky to make me more than just skeptical.

Oh, and she's an anti-white racist.

Posted by: True the Note at January 11, 2018 01:48 AM (HLTe8)

474 In other words, instead of dropping a couple of purple micro dot and thinking you can mind meld your body thru the door, you dance and think you can body meld like Kneau Reeves in The Matrix.

Acid is better.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 11, 2018 09:19 AM (bB4HN)

475 That's how you dance... when you can't dance.

Posted by: Bill at January 11, 2018 10:26 AM (wpd7A)

476 I call them "Mannequan'ts" because mannequins can't dance, either.

Posted by: Rick at January 11, 2018 12:42 PM (WqWt1)

477 Sally Ann Howes and Dick Van Dyke did a much better job 50 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4ZBSUx6l64&sns=em

Posted by: Paul Gerst at January 11, 2018 04:11 PM (mK3me)

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