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Shock: Google's New "Fact-Check" Feature... Only Fact-Checks Conservative Sites, and No Left-Leaning Ones
I know, I know. Perplexing!
Google, the most powerful search engine in the world, is now displaying fact checks for conservative publications in its results. No prominent liberal site receives the same treatment. And not only is Google's fact-checking highly partisan -- perhaps reflecting the sentiments of its leaders -- it is also blatantly wrong, asserting sites made "claims" they demonstrably never made. When searching for a media outlet that leans right, like The Daily Caller (TheDC), Google gives users details on the sidebar, including what topics the site typically writes about, as well as a section titled "Reviewed Claims." Vox, and other left-wing outlets and blogs like Gizmodo, are not given the same fact-check treatment. When searching their names, a "Topics they write about" section appears, but there are no "Reviewed Claims." In fact, a review of mainstream outlets, as well as other outlets associated with liberal and conservative audiences, shows that only conservative sites feature the highly misleading, subjective analysis. Several conservative-leaning outlets like TheDC are "vetted," while equally partisan sites like Vox, ThinkProgress, Slate, The Huffington Post, Daily Kos, Salon, Vice and Mother Jones are spared.Let alone CNN! Maybe Google can "fact"-check one of their own employees' claim, made in a public talk presumably authorized by Google, that xhe was a "yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin" and also "an expansive ornate building." Now, if you're saying to yourself, "Look, sister, I can buy the yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin identity, and even the expansive ornate building identity, but not both at the same time, see, that's because this Google employee (who is totally sane and can be trusted not to dig into your personal information) is a "Plural Being." You dummies. I bet you didn't even know you could be a Plural Being.
Page 27, Footnote 3: "For instance, an employee who sexually identifies as 'a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin' and 'an expansive ornate building' presented a talk entitled 'Living as a Plural Being' at an internal company event."
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) January 9, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 09, 2018 07:32 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 09, 2018 07:32 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2018 07:32 PM (jm1YL)
i would think perhaps racism doesn't include white. sexism /male/ our political dreams anything if not left crazy.
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:33 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2018 07:33 PM (0+nbW)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:34 PM (t2Uf9)
Worship me.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 09, 2018 07:32 PM (t41dG)
St. Chamberpot
Posted by: BignJames at January 09, 2018 07:34 PM (0+nbW)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:35 PM (t2Uf9)
Duckduckgo is working for me.
Posted by: Gem at January 09, 2018 07:35 PM (XoAz8)
-- a "yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin" and also "an expansive ornate building." --
... the researchers would shut it down, re-tweak the kernel and spin it back up again because something must have gone pear-shaped during the learning stage.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 07:36 PM (T28di)
Bing.
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 09, 2018 07:36 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 09, 2018 07:36 PM (l9m7l)
isn't that rather limiting in diversitTay
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:36 PM (t2Uf9)
what must one do to get a job at google?
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:37 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 09, 2018 07:37 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Minuteman at January 09, 2018 07:37 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2018 07:37 PM (jm1YL)
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So 1) needs to use more lotion for dry skin and 2) fat and gaudy?
Way to go, millenials.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:37 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:37 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:38 PM (t2Uf9)
I can see it now, "Charlie Brown's Dildo, best known for..."
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2018 07:38 PM (cW490)
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2018 07:38 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) has a headache at January 09, 2018 07:38 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 09, 2018 07:38 PM (oVWx5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:38 PM (Oh53t)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2018 07:38 PM (lyQTR)
I have bing as the original search engine
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Lena Dunham's toilet at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (t41dG)
Efficiency!
Posted by: Perry Helion at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Minuteman at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (A3b6q)
Mona Wilder works at Google?
Posted by: Grump928(C) has a headache at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (ks6bw)
I have bing as the original search engine
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (t2Uf9)
duckduckgo is all right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:39 PM (Oh53t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 07:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:40 PM (t2Uf9)
I could draw seven if it weren't for those oppressive child labor laws.
Posted by: Sybil at January 09, 2018 07:40 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Tatoos by Luther at January 09, 2018 07:40 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 09, 2018 07:41 PM (V3U1L)
Now, if you're saying to yourself, "Look, sister, I can buy the yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin identity, and even the expansive ornate building identity, but not both at the same time, see, that's because this Google employee (who is totally sane and can be trusted not to dig into your personal information) is a "Plural Being."
You dummies. I bet you didn't even know you could be a Plural Being.
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Yeah. I don't like this century at all.
Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 07:41 PM (ANIFC)
For instance, an employee who sexually identifies as 'a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin' and 'an expansive ornate building'
Does she get taxed as an expansive ornate building?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 09, 2018 07:41 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 09, 2018 07:41 PM (oVWx5)
Posted by: Gem at January 09, 2018 07:35 PM (XoAz
Like a charm! It's my default on every browser!
Posted by: Perry Helion at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Minuteman at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 07:41 PM (ANIFC)
The food is decent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (Oh53t)
Why they might break their brain having to consider anything outside of their pre concieved LEARNED from their minders ideas.
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 09, 2018 07:41 PM (lKyWE)
Is she zoned as commercial or residential?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (T28di)
twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/950522109347823618
Google employees literally called James Damore in the middle of the night and threatened his person.
Other documents show Google employees involved in antifa, or recruiting for antifa with the intent to foment a violent revolution.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (99cKh)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:40 PM (t2Uf9)
Yeah, but you can totally trust google. Really. REALLY.
Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (tMFgx)
I have the 2nd Amendment tattooed on my flaccid penis. It becomes the full United States Constitution when I have an erection.
Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (bJ0w+)
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Those are lots of fun. It's neat to see them make pretzels in order to push something as true or noble.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (lwiT4)
And now we see where the thoughts of tattoos came from.
Grammie joins a long line of military service members and college kids.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (Oh53t)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (99cKh)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2018 07:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Orson at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (31w1o)
The DC article says the Goolag fact checking is "partisan". That's pretty squishy - or euphemistic. Fact checks are correct, or not. "Partisan" is meaningless in this context.
And if one applied a fact-check screen to every part of a typical MSM dispatch, there'd not be much left. Sometimes every sentence contains falsehoods, or omits key facts in a way that renders what's there completely misleading.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (t2Uf9)
Yup. Never even get the urge to Google.
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2018 07:37 PM (jm1YL)
Same here.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (V+J88)
I explained the way it's supposed to work in a really great book!
Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (lwiT4)
This sounds like a magical world filled with unicorns, ornate buildings, and dancing dragonkins.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (4ErVI)
Do you think his motives may be amorous in nature? Wink, wink.
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2018 07:44 PM (QDnY+)
I think they meant partisan in application, not in content.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (V+J88)
It's one thing to live under totalitarianism, but do our overlords and masters have to be such fucking insufferable dweebs?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Gem at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (XoAz8)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (4ErVI)
Don't forget pie. Key lime or dutch apple.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:46 PM (Oh53t)
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:46 PM (EzdLW)
That's called multiple personality disorder and psychosis.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 09, 2018 07:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:46 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (VDRqr)
or close enough, almost. or not
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (LWu6U)
"plural" meaning, you know, plural
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:46 PM (EzdLW)
There you go with your Patriarchal "Meaning".
Posted by: Minuteman at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (A3b6q)
"plural" meaning, you know, plural
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:46 PM (EzdLW)
More like pleural beings.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (Oh53t)
Of course, you can't. "Plural" is plural, so you would have to be "Plural Beings".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (8gDQu)
Sherman Antitrust Google. Oh wait, Attorney General Lemmon 714, Super Secret Agent...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:46 PM (mbhDw)
How about we General Sherman google?
Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (ANIFC)
Without political protection google finds itself outclassed in the market within 5 years.
†
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (V3U1L)
How about we General Sherman google?
Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (ANIFC)
M4-A3. FTW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (mbhDw)
No reputable artist will ink you if you have been drinking
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (WQ3tJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (V3U1L)
It's one thing to live under totalitarianism, but do our overlords and masters have to be such fucking insufferable dweebs?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (mbhDw)
Y'ever wonder if we put this whole thing to rest by sending a eighth grade football team to invade the Google campus and leave none unswirleed?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (tMFgx)
"Conservative topics are discussed daily with photos and videos amid random chaos."
I for one am outraged.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (aC6Sd)
Replace "thought" with "submission."
See also: Islam.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (IqV8l)
chick il do.
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (t2Uf9)
It could happen.
1. Californians in the Bay Area hate Google and other megatech corps pricing them out of housing.
2. Courts there have an installed base of pre-Obama appointees who weren't SJWs.
3. The comments are THAT egregious. California is bleeding productive taxpayers and even the lefties (where sane) have to worry about the golden goose.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (99cKh)
I am knight in white satin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (IqV8l)
You'll never reach the end.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (A3b6q)
We rate Obama's statements as "Mostly True and Totes Noble."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (sD2WN)
+ just saying
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (t2Uf9)
"Conservative topics are discussed daily with photos and videos amid random chaos."
I for one am outraged.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (+lOpA)
I think our chaos is well thought out & with a purpose.
Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: google at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (W+vEI)
"Conservative topics are discussed daily with photos and videos amid random chaos."
There are videos? I'm getting ripped off! I am a "Ripped Off Being".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (8gDQu)
Their phrase "Fact Check" actually translates into normal English as something like "Scrubbed for Ideological Purity". Because, once again, Facts Don't Matter To These People. (can't find the little "trademark" logo code, and the hamsters would choke on it anyway). If any true representation of a historical event or data set reflects poorly on the Narrative, then by golly that must not be a "Fact", huh? So purge the record and burn the heretic. Carry on.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (T28di)
"Conservative topics are discussed daily with photos and videos amid random chaos."
I for one am outraged.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (+lOpA)
Yeah! 'random chaos', my ass! Our crap is quite jointed!
Off to go pet the squirrels.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (Oh53t)
"Conservative topics are discussed daily with photos and videos amid random chaos."
I for one am outraged.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (+lOpA)
Seriously. It didn't even mention the random recipe drops.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (QCX64)
She's hoping he doesn't notice the credit card bill! lol!
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (CNHr1)
I don't know what to do about the out of control nuttiness of all stripes that's infesting the West. It has to be dealt with, somehow, in order to preserve any sort of stable culture or society.
Posted by: Locarno at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (HhYvn)
Does she get taxed as an expansive ornate building?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 09, 2018 07:41 PM (lKyWE)
Is she zoned as commercial or residential?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 07:42 PM (T28di)\
Either way, she's going to need inspecting. Mike Holmes call your office.
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (KP5rU)
i do not remember the Law, and i suppose it was legislated because THEIR own political ideeology being so whack.
anyway perhaps someone in Cali remebers the Law?
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (t2Uf9)
Yeah! 'random chaos', my ass! Our crap is quite jointed!
Off to go pet the squirrels.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (Oh53t)
Only pet the ones foaming at the mouth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Monk at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Tatoos by Luther at January 09, 2018 07:51 PM (Tyii7)
I can see it now: "Request for car service to gun range denied. Unauthorized."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (W+vEI)
//Goggle
Teddy Roosevelt to the On Deck Circle Teddy Roosevelt to the On Deck Circle....
Goggle better PRAY the donks win this fall.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (SzZnW)
We rate Trump's statement as "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE LITERALLY HITLER"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (ks6bw)
'Somehow' . . . ?
Posted by: Caliph Ibrahim, shadow of G-d on Earth at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (99cKh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (oVJmc)
Scatter and salt, too...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (mbhDw)
We rate Obama's statements as "Mostly True and Totes Noble."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (ks6bw)
perfect, you could be writing my story with that.
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (t2Uf9)
A: Break up their monopolies and ruthlessly regulate them like we would if your power company shut off your lights because of the way you voted.
Kurt Schlichter:
Yet they still expect the same laissez-faire treatment as any other business even as they try to gut us politically. They discriminate against conservatives, they actively assist leftist partisans like Felonia von Pantsui,, and they aggressively silence conservative voices within their apps. They imagine that they can adopt new rules for themselves while keeping in place the old rules that prevent us from defending ourselves because of "free enterprise" or something. Nah.
...Conservatives now need to savagely regulate companies like Google, Facebook. and Twitter. We need to use our political power in Congress and red state legislatures to incentivize Silicon Valley to return to a system where its companies embrace political and cultural neutrality, or suffer crippling consequences.
Not exactly old school conservatism, right? Well, it's not exactly old school America. Too bad. We liked the old system, but you tech twerps decided to change it. So be it. Too bad that, for some reason, you thought we wouldn't change too.
Like I always say, you're going to hate the new rules.".......
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (Ndje9)
I identify as half a bologna sandwich.
Does that mean:
A) One half of my identity is bologna sandwich?
B) My entire identity is one half of a bologna sandwich?
C) I'm a f*ckin' lunatic?
D) I'm a star-f*ckin' attention whore?
No wrong answers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (T28di)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (KP5rU)
I for one am outraged.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 07:48 PM (+lOpA)
I think our chaos is well thought out & with a purpose.
Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 07:50 PM (ANIFC)
Nietzsche says "Out of chaos comes order."
Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Get back! ...Unless you have Valu-Rite. In which case, "Dilly dilly!!"
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (QDnY+)
Really it boils down to whatever liberals are butthurt about at any given moment.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 07:53 PM (4ErVI)
Duck Duck go has this to say about AoSHQ:
"Conservative topics are discussed daily with photos and videos amid random chaos."
Totes untrue. Our chaos is systematic and well-planned.
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Google's Founders at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (cW490)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (FfZnv)
103 Here's where I suggest yet again that "What a stupid time to be alive" should replace the Mencken quote in the masthead.
Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (CENO2)
I can see it now: "Request for car service to gun range denied. Unauthorized."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (W+vEI)
stuck in a riot? You' probably have to have a verified voting registration card to move. will be begging sari
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 09, 2018 07:55 PM (ks6bw)
I've heard this too, that in CA political opinions (actual sourced opinions) can't be ruled as fireable when delivered in good faith.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2018 07:55 PM (99cKh)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 07:55 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:55 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 09, 2018 07:55 PM (IYHxL)
That used to be known as "a Schizo" and then later as "Multiple Personality Lunatic" and later even as "MPD Whacko".
Of course, in the past, those schizos had personalities that were actual pretend people, not buildings or fire hydrants.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2018 07:55 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2018 07:55 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Gem at January 09, 2018 07:45 PM (XoAz
Gobind Khorana?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (V+J88)
Posted by: rhomboid at January
"googlag" works better than "goolag" since "goolag" is phonetically identical to "gulag."
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (VDRqr)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (FfZnv)
I think they scrubbed the results for Iran protests as well. I went six pages in and it was all MSM approved stories. Not even a conspiracy site with the this is a CIA false flag operation don't you know, which is something that almost always shows up on any given political story or event.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (99cKh)
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:57 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (W+vEI)
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It solves the crash dilemma? If your car is speeding toward a crowd of people and the only way to stop it is to kill the driver, the answer is
who's the most conservative?
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 07:57 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Monk at January 09, 2018 07:57 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: google employee at January 09, 2018 07:57 PM (EzdLW)
what if the building does not want to get humped when the whatever does?
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 07:58 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 07:58 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 07:52 PM (W+vEI)
If responded to by "alternate transport from gun range to you-arranged" it would be short-lived.
Posted by: practical Miklos at January 09, 2018 07:58 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 07:58 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 07:58 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Parkay at January 09, 2018 07:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: dartist at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (CENO2)
Make that Alphabet, then, the parent company.
Would it surprise you to learn (if you didn't already know) that it's Alphabet's Eric Schmidt helped create Crowdstrike (invested $100 million in them)?
Yep, they're in the midst of the current DNC/Hillary scandal.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (W+vEI)
and THAT is the type of hard hitting analysis that keeps us all coming back.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2018 07:56 PM (EzdLW)
Ordering bag of dicks
Posted by: Alexa at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (VDRqr)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:00 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:00 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:00 PM (CENO2)
Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (+y/Ru)
And don't give me any crap about it only applying to paper publications. Daily Kos gets the liberal sidebar with no "claims reviewed".
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (fdbiW)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (CENO2)
$11,000 is chump change to Soros. He has millions in looted Hugarian Jew-lucre to tap into.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2018 07:54 PM (sdi6R)
Not time to hoist the Jolly Roger just yet, so I vote yeah.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Alexa at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (VDRqr)
Amazon already has dick delivery drones?
Posted by: Miklos anti-trust Molnar at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: dartist at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (nisXv)
Makes sense though because her old show was about Trump people long before there was a Trump movement. It's all about some lower class Middle American Whites trying to scrape by anyway they can. They actually had an episode about filling out your taxes (because that shit is tough and stressful when you're running your own small business, doing contract work, and raising a family).
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:00 PM (2DOZq)
It'd be "Clean that mess up off the floor!"
Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (mbhDw)
I was gonna say, Google could get itself some more legal pain with this crap.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 08:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:00 PM (2DOZq)
does she have a revolving door?
And don't even get me started about entering through the back entrance...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:02 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2018 08:02 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January
well, you also have to wonder, when you have sex with the expansive building are the penalties more severe for going in through the out door than if you went in through the out door in a real building?
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:02 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (mbhDw)
Oh, the Hungarian police files have more about lil' Gyorgy. Much more.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 09, 2018 08:02 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2018 08:03 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (+y/Ru)
The pompous douche of love = DACA Durbin?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2018 08:03 PM (mbhDw)
I just used the example of Daily Koos on Disqus.
Essentially the left revels in daring us to do anything about it, I say say "challenge accepted" and trust bust their asses.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:03 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: We are Plural at January 09, 2018 08:03 PM (vDqXW)
And really, if the sort of "fact checking" or whatever they are calling it is something you'd be likely to trust, then you aren't reading the websites it checks anyway, so this is an exercise in stupidity from the git-go.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 09, 2018 08:03 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (CENO2)
Kind of a weak judgement. Court should have ordered her to submit to being beaten about the head by him for ten minutes with an aluminum baseball bat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 08:04 PM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Google at January 09, 2018 08:04 PM (vDqXW)
Who is checking the fact checkers?
Who is making sure the fact checker checkers are checking correctly?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 08:04 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:05 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:05 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at January 09, 2018 08:05 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Korben at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (VDRqr)
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)
"Hey, that's an unexpected claim. What's that based on? What's their reasoning behind coming to that conclusion? Ohhhh, I see. They're full of shit. Oh well! Lalalalalaaaa...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (T28di)
Who is checking the fact checkers?
Who is making sure the fact checker checkers are checking correctly?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2018 08:04 PM (4ErVI)
My guess.... it will be outsourced to foreign companies... ie, from a non American culture.
And they will be 'trained' by in house Googleians....
Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (IqV8l)
Robert Byrd?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: dartist at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (nisXv)
179 I'm a plural being. Some people call me the space cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice 'cause' I speak of the pompitous of love.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (+y/Ru)
But...you can call me Al.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:05 PM (NgKpN
Good one.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Perry Helion at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: dartist at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (nisXv)
Although, at first glance, that word looked a lot like fart.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Perry Helion at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (gwPgz)
Well, I can call you Betty, and Betty, when you call me? You can call me Al.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: ShainS at January 09, 2018 08:08 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 08:04 PM (sD2WN)
--It was his lawyer costs.
She's done it to others so I hope for more to come.
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:08 PM (CENO2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko"
All. Of. This.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 09, 2018 08:08 PM (oVWx5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: dartist at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (nisXv)
Wikipedia is another one with their little agenda. They never mentioned Trump's election in their In The News section. But they currently have the election of the president of Liberia and some limey darts champion has been up for days.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (SiINZ)
So... what if you get Sex permission from the building, but not the dragon...
Is it HALF Rape?
Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at
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January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (IYHxL)
Fucked, we are.
Posted by: Vulgar Yoda at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (vDqXW)
Wait a minute. I just realized he rhymed love with love.
That's....you can't do that.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (+lOpA)
Schizophrenic....
ie... Insane...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at January 09, 2018 08:07 PM (IYHxL)
Google hires crazies.
We make fun of 'em.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:10 PM (T28di)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 08:10 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:10 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:11 PM (2DOZq)
How about a brick house?
Posted by: Mighty Mighty at January 09, 2018 08:11 PM (UdKB7)
All the places are ran by passive-aggressive otherkins and social deviants who are overdue for getting dismantled...
if these services want common carrier protections they need to be held to Public Utility ideological rules like the old days.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:11 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 09, 2018 08:11 PM (kUotE)
there used to be a term for people like that.
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:11 PM (t2Uf9)
Rachel Dolezal: If I work there can I pretend to be black again?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:11 PM (SiINZ)
Oh.... and Plural beings... we used to have a word for that...
Schizophrenic....
ie... Insane...
Posted by: Don Q
Or as I like to say "Bat shit crazy".
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at January 09, 2018 08:12 PM (4pjhs)
It will be done by algorithm. Programmed, of course, to reference liberal sources as authorities and conservative sites as the subject to be reviewed. So a lib site who stamps it 'fake news' gets cited in the rebuke, making leftist opinion the blanket authority.
Any time a liberal calls it a lie, it's labeled a lie.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:12 PM (T28di)
Posted by: Johhny at January 09, 2018 08:12 PM (kUotE)
I think the correct line is gangster of muff , so no problem.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (2DOZq)
103 Here's where I suggest yet again that "What a stupid time to be alive" should replace the Mencken quote in the masthead.
Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl "
How about Embracing The Power Of "And" as a compromise ?
'cause I think the whole "spit on your hands and ..." thing is gonna get to be yuuge Real Soon Now.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (oVWx5)
Reviewed Claims:
"Supports of Nazi takeover of US government"
"Dehydration is necessary for GAINZZZ"
"Eating hobos is the ideal lo-carb diet"
"Cookbook recommends 'hate' as main ingredient"
"Promotes white literacy privilege through 'book thread'"
Verdict: guilty as charged.
Posted by: Google at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (/qEW2)
I'm a yellow-scaled wingless dragonkin but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January
less woolworth building more big box.
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mighty Mighty at January 09, 2018 08:11 PM (UdKB7)
She's mighty mighty.... just lettin' it all hang out.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (CENO2)
I thought I made up plural being last week. I made it up because I thought the absurdity was OBVIOUS(!!!!)
The coffin is calling....
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:13 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:14 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:14 PM (t2Uf9)
"Expansive" buildings tend not to be "ornate" at the same time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:12 PM (T28di)
========
That's because you spend too much time hanging around losers, baby. With me it's both and.
Posted by: The Donald at January 09, 2018 08:15 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: willow at January
leper colony of the internet? otherwise known as here.
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:15 PM (MTjB1)
I thought he was stupid.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:15 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 09, 2018 08:15 PM (peJQi)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:14 PM (t2Uf9)
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Producing the Brave browser.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:15 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:16 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 09, 2018 08:16 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:16 PM (CENO2)
Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:17 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 09, 2018 08:16 PM (V3U1L)
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Heavy.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:17 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:17 PM (t2Uf9)
I are awesome.
Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:17 PM (kUotE)
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There are no mistakes anymore. You just identify as a guy with a misspelled name.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:18 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Mighty Mighty at January 09, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Big V at January 09, 2018 08:19 PM (MVE/7)
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 09, 2018 08:19 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 08:20 PM (VDRqr)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:17 PM (t2Uf9)
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Don't think so. I think it's specifically Windows 7 that I never got it to work on.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:20 PM (vDqXW)
Who is checking the fact checkers?
The people who write the checks.
Posted by: George S. at January 09, 2018 08:20 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mighty Mighty at January 09, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)
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Fine. What's yer pronoun?
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:20 PM (vDqXW)
Willow that is played out....
you want to be a white chick who wants to be a black dude who wants to be an asian chick who wants to be a dragon who dreams of being a butterfly who is in fact a gazelle.
You can be ALL those things, but what you cannot be is a person who believes in individual liberty, working your ass off to earn your way, or a person who values deeds over poses.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:20 PM (SzZnW)
Sadly, I thought to search for "The Weekly Standard" and "National Review" as conservative print magazine examples. To their credit, Google acknowledges their leftist bent by not including "Reviewed Claims" for either of them.
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 09, 2018 08:21 PM (fdbiW)
Btw, anyone seen Last Man Standing?
I can't find it anywhere.
Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:21 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 08:21 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:21 PM (CENO2)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:22 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:22 PM (T28di)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 08:22 PM (sD2WN)
I can't find it anywhere.
Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:21 PM (kUotE)
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You mean the Walter Hill film? Or the Tim Allen sitcom?
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:21 PM (CENO2)
Oh, those dots-not-feather Indian chicks!
Posted by: Nikki Haley Fan Club at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (zCyNd)
Nope. It's from The Fifth Element. Korbin Dallas' neighbor's wrong answer to a police raid.
A really good Luc Besson sci-fi flick. Some of the same people also worked on Valerian too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Two Whales And a Turnip at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (+lOpA)
Grimaldi they are "house conservatives" or "kept republicans"...
creatures of the left certainly but the self-satisfied outer party to the donk's inner party.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (SzZnW)
If I identify as the person who owns Googlag, can I fire everyone there?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (SiINZ)
Never have I seen MSNBC, CNN, etc, label anyone a Progressive or Liberal Columnist.
In MFM Land, there are mainstream people and conservative (i.e., BAD) people.
Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Mighty Mighty at January 09, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)
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Fine. What's yer pronoun?
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:20 PM (vDqXW)
Moby Moby....
Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (NgKpN)
That was a creepy movie, particularly because of the way it ended. WTF, Hollywood?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (W+vEI)
space free 7.10 GB.
haha .
sad.
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:24 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:24 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: Not Ishmael at January 09, 2018 08:24 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:23 PM (SiINZ)
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Why not? But they might screw you and identify as people still employed at Goolag.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:24 PM (vDqXW)
Not that I want to go to Windows, but there needs to be another option to Android that isn't just the same slave relationship with Apple.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (oVJmc)
I can't find it anywhere.
Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:21 PM (kUotE)
I taped it but haven't watched it, yet. It was on rotation on one of the cable channels.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: FireHorse at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (y+SdL)
Gatling 1911s....
I mean seriously..... not BOOM
BOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOM BOOM
Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Kreplach at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (UBpXE)
Posted by: Not Spartacus at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2018 08:26 PM (AMIL/)
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So 1) needs to use more lotion for dry skin and 2) fat and gaudy?
It Puts The Lotion On The Skin, Or It Gets The Hose Again
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 09, 2018 08:26 PM (y3aQB)
how do you get rid of stuff they won't uninstall?
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:26 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: I am Groot? at January 09, 2018 08:26 PM (T28di)
Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:24 PM (kUotE)
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Yeah, directed by Walter Hill.
Goolag Play says they have it: https://play.google.com/store/movies/details?id=MRy16ToKG38
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:27 PM (vDqXW)
*boom*
Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 09, 2018 08:27 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: Myth at January 09, 2018 08:28 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2018 08:28 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 08:25 PM (oVJmc)
I think there will be some decent offerings in Linux-capable smartphones soon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 08:28 PM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:28 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Goog le at January 09, 2018 08:28 PM (BLjCA)
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:29 PM (CENO2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:29 PM (T28di)
I am proud to say I have no fucking clue what this even means when the words are put in this order.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 09, 2018 08:29 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: The Empty Set at January 09, 2018 08:30 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 08:30 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 09, 2018 08:29 PM (/o9Qk)
She thinks she's an iguana with jaundice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 08:30 PM (sD2WN)
(OT, but I always thought "The Empty Set" would be a good name for a jazz band...)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:30 PM (T28di)
Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2018 08:31 PM (AMIL/)
I identify as the winner of Powerball now give me the freaking winning ticket
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:31 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Devo at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2018 08:31 PM (AMIL/)
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Ooooh. Are you documented?
Posted by: The Gubmint at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (vDqXW)
I have Brave working just fine on Win 7 and iPhone 6 and iPad. Interface is a tad different but pretty intuitive!
Posted by: Perry Helion at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (VDRqr)
Posted by: Sonobi at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (vDqXW)
Their reach is much greater than Newsweek when you factor in YouTube and the other Alphabet/Google Ventures.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2018 08:33 PM (W+vEI)
Isn't that kinda sorta crazy? Just a little bit?
I have a pretty good idea what'd happen to me if I were to say something that weird. The nice young men in their clean white coats would be coming to take me away.
Ha ha. Hee hee. Ho ho.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 08:33 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (VDRqr)
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Wherever they identify themselves as sitting.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:33 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:34 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:34 PM (2DOZq)
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I identify as Chuck Norris, so I don't have to take your crap!
Posted by: TransChuck Norris at January 09, 2018 08:35 PM (vDqXW)
I would identify as an 800 lb gorilla so I could sit anywhere I wanted.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol
You get your own TV channel.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 08:35 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Alexa at January 09, 2018 07:59 PM (VDRqr)
Amazon already has dick delivery drones?
Posted by: Miklos anti-trust Molnar at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (zCyNd)
Yes. They look like flying dicks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 09, 2018 08:35 PM (NWiLs)
Except yuppie/hipster society no longer has that mechanism, and her shitty Boomer parents were too stupid to do it themselves for the kid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:36 PM (T28di)
In the meantime, I'll continue to use DuckDuckGo.
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at January 09, 2018 08:36 PM (tnsGd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 08:30 PM (sD2WN)
I...
Yeah....
I still don't get it.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 09, 2018 08:37 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: April at January 09, 2018 08:37 PM (e8PP1)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 08:32 PM (2DOZq)
She just really wants to be a monitor lizard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (Oh53t)
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at January 09, 2018 08:36 PM (tnsGd)
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I'm not a purist either. After all, some of the founders said the Constitution is not a suicide pact.
Posted by: TransChuck Norris at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: TWAAT at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 09, 2018 08:39 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: April at January 09, 2018 08:37 PM (e8PP1)
Well, "expansive ornate building" is actually "trans-expansive ornate building". However, as proved several threads below, that shouldn't, nay, MUSTN'T be any sort of impediment should romantic overtures be foisted one way or another.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:39 PM (T28di)
Posted by: April at January 09, 2018 08:37 PM (e8PP1)
Well, the Eiffel Tower has been erect for nigh-on 150 years, so that gal wasn't totally crazy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 08:39 PM (sD2WN)
Posted by: TransChuck Norris at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (vDqXW)
Plus noted constitutional scholars!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 08:40 PM (Oh53t)
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Has the Eiffel Tower called its doctor yet?
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:41 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:41 PM (+lOpA)
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You know the problem with the Pope? What we have heah, is a failure to excommunicate.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 08:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)
Yep. 'Looook at Meeeeeeeee!'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 08:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:41 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:42 PM (+lOpA)
So... what if you get Sex permission from the building, but not the dragon...
Is it HALF Rape?
Posted by: Don Q. at January 09, 2018 08:09 PM (NgKpN)
I know, right? Is having sex with a plural being a gangbang?
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 09, 2018 08:42 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 09, 2018 08:42 PM (wdmm9)
Mighty robots, mighty vehicles... GoBots!
(Transformers were too cisnormative)
Posted by: wooga at January 09, 2018 08:42 PM (1V8Oz)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (/o9Qk)
She just really wants to be a monitor lizard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (Oh53t)
My Gal Salamander
Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (VDRqr)
I think when they start actively trying to control the public debate and inhibit half the electorate, their market dominance needs to be broken up.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (1FhAQ)
Does he have a princess captive? Asking for me.
*sharpens sword*
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:42 PM (+lOpA)
Right? It's all just a little bit TOO coherent. Too "made up". Actual crazy people don't talk this way. Bullshitting adolescents talk this way.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (T28di)
Posted by: Trump-Russia collusion at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM (9dGD7)
Posted by: PhilDirt at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM (ZjjJp)
Posted by: TWAAT at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM (UdKB7)
He's anyone self identified as Liv Tyler's bath towell yet because if not... Dibs!!!
Posted by: teej at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM (BN/jk)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM (azcrj)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at January 09, 2018 08:36 PM (tnsGd)
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Doesn't Google do a lot of business with Big Government? Doesn't Big Government protect their assets in some other ways?
They don't need to be regulated by Big Govt.
Big Govt. needs to set them free.
Posted by: gNewt at January 09, 2018 08:45 PM (L8slQ)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (+lOpA)
Can't fact-check a tautology.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:45 PM (T28di)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 09, 2018 08:45 PM (NWiLs)
Oh, and I identify as a Cossack AND Coily the Spring Sprite. Sprite rights now!
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy
Get your Spring Fever shot!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 08:45 PM (IqV8l)
WikiLeaks Inspired Developer Behind Game-Changing SecureDrop Found Dead
Amazing How many Clinton Mafia enemies get depressed isn't it ??
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 09, 2018 08:46 PM (y3aQB)
they also have instant answers, which seems to be their own database plus wiki and other sources
https://duck.co/help/results/sources
Posted by: illiniwek at January 09, 2018 08:46 PM (otAqJ)
See there IS such a thing, Bigots!
Posted by: Trump-Russia collusion at January 09, 2018 08:44 PM
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Totally
Posted by: Russian-rigged 2016 Presidential Elections at January 09, 2018 08:46 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 08:38 PM (Oh53t)
My Gal Salamander
Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 08:43 PM (VDRqr)
You know, I just recently saw His Girl Friday on amazon for the first time.
A pretty good movie. I liked the rapid fire dialogue. The overall story is a bit silly 'made for use' and all that rot.
Still, not too bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 08:46 PM (Oh53t)
Posted by: teej at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (BN/jk)
Josh Barro is a democrat, and Poppin' Fresh is Julie the Tour guide...
Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (SzZnW)
At first blush you might say meh. Except there are about 30,000 cook books. Wow.
Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Johnny at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (kUotE)
It's not even mildly humorous.
Maybe you need to be really stoned to get it.
Then you have the time wasted for this "woman's" "talk." I hope that wasn't on company time or had any money attached to it in any way.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 08:48 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 08:48 PM (/qEW2)
It would be nice if people would just start ignoring them, like they did with Newsweek.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 08:30 PM (/qEW2)
I was amused this morning when Drudge's headline was about a SpaceX launch failure, and the linked article was from Newsweek.
Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2018 08:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hillary at January 09, 2018 08:49 PM (VDRqr)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (SzZnW)
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Yeah, I saw him making golden shower jokes the night of the dossier "release" when the media whores were high-fivin' each other.
Posted by: Russian-rigged 2016 Presidential Elections at January 09, 2018 08:49 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Crabby Appleton at January 09, 2018 08:50 PM (IG67O)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 08:50 PM (8+Ozj)
At first blush you might say meh. Except there are about 30,000 cook books. Wow.
Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (ZuGkg)
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I literally LOLed at some of the comments. The 1 and 2 star ones are hilarious. Well done to the authors.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:51 PM (1JAxC)
"No fire alarms? No fixed address? No permanent attachment to city sewer or septic systems? No ground fault outlets! Good Heavens, this building is a walking disaster! We must condemn it immediately! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:51 PM (T28di)
At first blush you might say meh. Except there are about 30,000 cook books. Wow.
Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (ZuGkg)
--Has has it out sold Pow Wow Chow?
Posted by: logprof at January 09, 2018 08:51 PM (geDOQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 09, 2018 08:51 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:51 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Sonny Boy Molnar at January 09, 2018 08:52 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 08:50 PM (8+Ozj)
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Sadly every Fortune 1000 company has that thing in charge of HR these days.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:52 PM (1JAxC)
I tried to send the tunes to ya but the addy you had put in your nic was a no go.
Can't remember what the "why not" message was though.
Posted by: teej at January 09, 2018 08:52 PM (BN/jk)
I used to bristle when the EU fined them for being excessively capitalist (and oh, the irony there), but I'm all for it now.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2018 08:52 PM (gm9yG)
WikiLeaks Inspired Developer Behind Game-Changing SecureDrop Found Dead
Amazing How many Clinton Mafia enemies get depressed isn't it ??
Posted by: MISH McConnel
Second developer of WikiLeaks inspired submission system "SecureDrop", security expert James Dolan, aged 36, has tragically died. He is said to have committed suicide. The first, Aaron Swartz, is said to have taken his own life at age 26, after being persecuted by US prosecutors.
This is my country
Land of the free
Posted by: gNewt at January 09, 2018 08:53 PM (L8slQ)
I thought you'd never ax...
https://tinyurl.com/y8wxsb7h
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (+y/Ru)
At first blush you might say meh. Except there are about 30,000 cook books. Wow.
Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:47 PM (ZuGkg)
--Has has it out sold Pow Wow Chow?
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I think it's safe to say you people had the hottest selling cookbook this holiday season.
Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (ZuGkg)
Oooo I want to change my identity to that too!
Posted by: Was Two Whales And a Turnip but now questioning at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (UdKB7)
There's a company now with books considered "eerily similar to Enron" by accountants: Tesla Motors.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (gm9yG)
TWATQ?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (T28di)
I think I have been ghosted by a potential employer. Several rounds of interviews, flew me to corporate HQ, put me up in a really swanky hotel and everything.
And then.....100% radio silence.
It's weird becasue I'm not sure I even wanted the job. And maybe that attitude came through when I was in person. But still it's do bizarre that after all that time and effort on both my part and the company's part (not to mention the cost of my travel), not even so much as a "thanks but no thanks" email.
Corporate America is so fucked up these days.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Joe the Biden at January 09, 2018 08:55 PM (geDOQ)
Posted by: Joe the Biden at January 09, 2018 08:55 PM (geDOQ)
You should go see the GI doc for the paste-induced bowel obstructions before you worry about hittin' up the shrink.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:56 PM (T28di)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 09, 2018 08:56 PM (azcrj)
Why does identifying as an animal or building involve sexual feelings? Maybe their imagination is an outlet for their horniness and phrase "sexually identifies" is an admission that they really don't believe this crap, they are just horny?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 08:56 PM (/qEW2)
If Allahbarro were any iteration of "republican" he would be mocking the notion a 120,000 buck ad buy by Ivan somehow was SO SMART it thwarted Grammy H's 4 billion dollar Juggernaut....
he flames the GOP every 4th november win or lose.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 08:56 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 08:57 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Major Strasser at January 09, 2018 08:57 PM (zCyNd)
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Probably reflects dysfunctional hiring process not you. I got hired slowly by a company that took months to get their stuff together. Worked for them for 8 years before they exploded.
Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:57 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (1JAxC)
That's literally (literally literally, not figuratively literally) every corporate interview process i've ever dealt with. If they like you, you're in. They decide to go a different way? Poof. Fart in the wind.
Whatever, I guess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:58 PM (T28di)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 08:28 PM (vDqXW)
*********
You!
Posted by: Trigger at January 09, 2018 08:58 PM (L8slQ)
"Ne ne Uni-chan, these humans are way nuts."
I hope the wretched hive of progressive villainy that is Google gets squished like a cockroach.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2018 08:58 PM (emywJ)
i love the part where he says he'll build her a cabin.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 09, 2018 08:58 PM (nBzBk)
https://tinyurl.com/ycahxrdo
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 08:58 PM (8+Ozj)
I identify as a horn dog and root rat.
Tucker's guest also said that Google is programming their AI to be leftist.
Behold the power of the SJW Skynet.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 09, 2018 08:59 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at January 09, 2018 08:56 PM (azcrj)
I and I survive
Posted by: Bad Brains at January 09, 2018 08:59 PM (geDOQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2018 08:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (1JAxC)
That's literally (literally literally, not figuratively literally) every corporate interview process i've ever dealt with. If they like you, you're in. They decide to go a different way? Poof. Fart in the wind.
Whatever, I guess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 08:58 PM (T28di)
Same here with only one exception. It's a shitty way to treat people.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 09, 2018 08:59 PM (NWiLs)
Tell you what, just reading the back cover was worth it. And then I happened to see the last recipe... perfect!
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2018 08:59 PM (cW490)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 08:41 PM (1JAxC)
Did you look at the claims reviewed? As of this instant, one is a claim that a video show a pigeon saluting Vladimir Putin, which Snopes says is "false".
Hard hitting stuff, that.
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (fdbiW)
I guess we're going to end up with a **gulp** Facebook page people can go to that'll have our upcoming gigs on it.
Got asked to do that a bunch of times last year.
Posted by: teej at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (BN/jk)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (9dGD7)
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (+y/Ru)
i love the part where he says he'll build her a cabin.
I hate seeing those two guys in such Beta roles.
And I never use that word.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 09:01 PM (+lOpA)
" A man on vacation in Thailand was watching a movie in bed when he noticed something quite large move in the corner of his eye. He decided to investigate very cautiously."
Dude must've been a newb. He's got to learn how to tell the ladyboys from the regular real girls. Probably too cheap to go to the higher end places where that distinction is made clear.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 09, 2018 09:01 PM (8O3HH)
I dunno, I remember applying for jobs and interviewing back in the olden days - late 90s, early 00s - and generally you got "the call" from an HR flunky saying we're sorry but we found someone way better than you. I guess that went away sometime in the mid 2000s, which was also the last time I seriously looked for a corporate job.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 09:01 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (+y/Ru)
Who did he grope, Bess Truman?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 09:02 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 09, 2018 08:59 PM
Bingo. And if it's the feds, they'll tell you 9 months layer that you weren't selected. No shit kids.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2018 09:03 PM (9dGD7)
I thought you'd never ax...
https://tinyurl.com/y8wxsb7h
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 08:54 PM (tRaq7)
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And 427 visits to the White House.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/joncmkf
Posted by: Trigger at January 09, 2018 09:03 PM (L8slQ)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 09:03 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: teej at January 09, 2018 09:03 PM (BN/jk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 07:49 PM (IqV8l)
Robert Byrd?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 08:06 PM (SiINZ)
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He identified as a Dragon too!
Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2018 09:03 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 09, 2018 09:04 PM (62n4d)
Posted by: Simplemind at January 09, 2018 08:57 PM (ZuGkg)
Yeah companies can be weird- I put it down to 90% of HR depts being feckless morons.
I once interviews at a medical injectibles company. They brought me in for an interview, which I thought went well. They even called me back and started discussing salary. Then absolutely nothing.
I should have seen the red flag. When I interviewed with the production supervisor he gave me his card and said "Give me a call if you need anything. Just in case." Which I thought was odd at the time but after a couple of months made me wonder if he knew what fucknuts were working in HR.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 09:04 PM (Oh53t)
Well, I found one, but I'm not buying, on the "it's too good to be true" rule.
Anyone have any theories? This came out of the blue, and it seems unlikely to be lame, so what is up?
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2018 09:04 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:04 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 09:04 PM (+lOpA)
I think he rescheduled it for next week.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:05 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2018 09:05 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: The Elite of Corporate HR at January 09, 2018 09:06 PM (cW490)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:04 PM (8+Ozj)
If he is a Leftist, he is a Leftist Who Can Think. Which definitely makes him the Other, these days. I used to enjoy Leftists Who Can Think, back when I could find them.
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2018 09:06 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Chaka Kahn at January 09, 2018 09:06 PM (geDOQ)
What a loser- doesn't even have a job...
Posted by: The Elite of Corporate HR at January 09, 2018 09:06 PM (cW490)
Heh. That's whipsawed me a few times.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 09, 2018 09:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:05 PM (8+Ozj)
Oh, so he did. I will stow my tenterhooks in the closet.
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2018 09:07 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2018 09:07 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (+y/Ru)
Who did he grope, Bess Truman?
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http://bit.ly/2DcKiuC
Oral sex in the shower doesn't sound too bad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)
I understand your anxiety. The previous FB page for our church got all screwed up, so I have to make my own FB account and entirely redo it. Dont.. Want. To.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:08 PM (8+Ozj)
Got asked to do that a bunch of times last year.
I hear that Facebook thingy is getting popular.
Really, it's good for bands plus you could use it as a sort of a calling card, put a couple of songs on it for club owners to hear and blast out invites to friends and such.
I guess. I'm never on it. Can't stand the leftards and the music biz is lousy with them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 09:08 PM (tRaq7)
i love the part where he says he'll build her a cabin.
That movie is a masterpiece.
Whoever got Marvin and Eastwood to sing was a comedy genius.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2018 09:09 PM (zGsgt)
https://mobile.twitter.com/GovInslee/status/950831921004732416
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 09, 2018 09:09 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 09, 2018 08:01 PM (fdbiW)
Fact Check: There is no such country as Peruvia
Fact Check: The Barrel is a lie
Fact Check: No evidence has ever been presented for Ace's GAINZZ
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2018 09:10 PM (Vb4BV)
https://mobile.twitter.com/GovInslee/status/950831921004732416
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy
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Hell freezing over?
Posted by: gNewt at January 09, 2018 09:10 PM (L8slQ)
If Ace wears that brown tunic he had in Episode II, does that mean he's for sexual harassment or against bullshit?
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2018 09:11 PM (cW490)
Posted by: Was Two Whales And a Turnip but now questioning at January 09, 2018 09:11 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 09, 2018 09:04 PM (62n4d)
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That's what I've been trying to tell a lot of conservatives.
The first wave of cannon fodder falls in scores, but the successive waves reach and breach the wall. The left is weaponizing our youngsters. Feeding them with neurosis and now delusion.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 09:11 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: The Barrel at January 09, 2018 09:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:00 PM (+y/Ru)
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Groperman. He saves gropers from belligerent women who repel their advances with pepper spray and handguns.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 09:12 PM (/qEW2)
https://mobile.twitter.com/GovInslee/status/950831921004732416
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 09, 2018 09:09 PM (e8kgV)
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The dude is deranged. Like literally. He must have 40 tweets on the topic in the span of an hour. And Dems say Trumo tweets too much? LOL
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 09:12 PM (1JAxC)
Ace's GAINZZ
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2018 09:10 PM (Vb4BV)
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Kaboom is actually the BEST cereal ever and Right-wingers destroyed it to keep it from you!!
Posted by: Goolag Fack Chuckers at January 09, 2018 09:13 PM (vDqXW)
https://twitter.com/Maganificent_NJ/status/950580412216172544
I think he might know his way around a glans, as Ace says. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2018 09:13 PM (gm9yG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 09:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:13 PM (8+Ozj)
58 in Australia.
Posted by: EXTWAATBNQ at January 09, 2018 09:14 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:13 PM (8+Ozj)
I guess it is supposed to stop changing.
Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2018 09:14 PM (ABjxW)
To search Google, we will go.
Far away, for to see, friendly Google brings results to me.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 09, 2018 09:15 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Roy at January 09, 2018 09:16 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2018 09:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2018 09:17 PM (cW490)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2018 09:17 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: The Climate at January 09, 2018 09:17 PM (vDqXW)
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Plague 1 water turned into blood; fish died. ...
Plague 2 frogs. ...
Plagues 3 and 4 biting insects and wild animals. ...
Plagues 5 and 6 livestock disease and boils. ...
Plague 7 fiery hail. ...
Plague 8 locusts. ...
Plague 9 darkness.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ensign chekov at January 09, 2018 09:18 PM (QCX64)
Now, they get tenure and win elections.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:18 PM (T28di)
Authorities fear it will strike the Southern states first and work it's way north.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 09:19 PM (+lOpA)
over the years, i have started and stopped a million times.
...but i dig lee marvin and clint goes without saying.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 09, 2018 09:19 PM (nBzBk)
Posted by: davidt at January 09, 2018 09:20 PM (FdNEK)
Posted by: CM9000 at January 09, 2018 09:20 PM (jQ8SL)
I get "owner", "founder", "launched", etc.. but not the fact check tabs. Tried turning off ad blockers but still don't see it.
Posted by: bananaDream at January 09, 2018 09:21 PM (yRBj9)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 09:21 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 09:21 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:21 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:21 PM (LV3VM)
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (62n4d)
Not fondly, either.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: CM9000 at January 09, 2018 09:20 PM (jQ8SL)
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We have our front page for tomorrow!
Posted by: New York Times at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: LGoPs at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (C0MK3)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Moron at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:23 PM (+y/Ru)
LOL
(I don't have a workingTV. It's quite a blessing)i
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:23 PM (8+Ozj)
Sweet!
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 09:23 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: LGoPs at January 09, 2018 09:23 PM (C0MK3)
Pure entertainment for us deplorables at the media's expense. Who else would have thought of something like this? I hope he does Hollywood awards style. Black tie and tux, Mrs Trump present and looking super glamorous. Popcorn has been purchased and is ready to pop.
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2018 09:23 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: LGoPs at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (C0MK3)
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Don't give them any ideas.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 09:24 PM (1JAxC)
He was a little off on the Ides of March.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:24 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2018 09:24 PM (vDqXW)
Daylight Savings Time returns?
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!11!ELEVENTYY
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 09:24 PM (tRaq7)
https://twitter.com/Maganificent_NJ/status/950580412216172544
I think he might know his way around a glans, as Ace says. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2018 09:13 PM (gm9yG)
He has a nice haircut, just needs a Charlie Chaplin mustache to complete the look
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 09:24 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 09:25 PM (2DOZq)
https://tinyurl.com/ybuy3ocm
Washington would start collecting the tax in the 2020 budget year when it's expected to generate $726 million within the year. Throughout the next four years the tax would raise a total of $3.3 billion.
The funds raised by the tax would be reinvested into efforts to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, flood management and storm water infrastructure as well as efforts to reduce the risk of wildfires.
Holy "gang aft aglay" Batman!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 09:25 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Samara at January 09, 2018 09:25 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Tuna at January 09, 2018 09:23 PM (jm1YL)
Blue carpet.
Just to screw with them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:26 PM (T28di)
Gary's daughter put one of the songs, "Christmas Tree on Main Street", on her page then shared it with her mom.
20 hours later, 2000 plays.
Posted by: teej at January 09, 2018 09:26 PM (BN/jk)
Do not tune in tomorrow. You'll be disappointed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:27 PM (8+Ozj)
Fact Check: The Barrel is a lie
Fact Check: No evidence has ever been presented for Ace's GAINZZ
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2018 09:10 PM (Vb4BV)
If you believe one of the fact checks, Ace is a woman named J Michelle Kerr. The person on Fox a few years back didn't strike me as being a Michelle, but we are not allowed to judge anymore.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 09, 2018 09:28 PM (wdmm9)
He has a nice haircut, just needs a Charlie Chaplin mustache to complete the look
Posted by: TheQuietMan
You know who else had a Charlie Chaplin mustache?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 09:28 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Splunge at January 09, 2018 09:06 PM (Vb4BV)
He's just a leftist who got mugged.
That said, google has the right to hire, or fire, anyone they want for any reason. I'm glad to hear that they are filling their positions with sub-par quota fillers. I hope they do that all the way to the top.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 09, 2018 09:28 PM (8gDQu)
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Taxes, is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 09, 2018 09:29 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 09, 2018 09:29 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 09:29 PM (tRaq7)
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Taxes, is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Tell him to pass an oxygen tax instead.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:30 PM (T28di)
So Trump backed off from off shore drilling in Florida. I don't see how the other states don't put the same pressure on him. Can't say I did not expect this. I think we aimed a little high with this one.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol
No drilling. No coal. No nukes. Lots of dreamers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2018 09:30 PM (IqV8l)
And what is he doing to stop it?
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2018 09:30 PM (Fj2YX)
Fixed it for you while courting the Barrel on an iPhone.
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2018 09:30 PM (cW490)
Posted by: homer simpson at January 09, 2018 09:31 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2018 09:31 PM (8+Ozj)
The funds raised by the tax would be reinvested into efforts to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, flood management and storm water infrastructure as well as efforts to reduce the risk of wildfires.
How many items of uncut bullshit are in those sentences? Attention: THE STATE OF WASHINGTON IS GOING TO REDUCE GREENHOUSE EMISSIONS. YOU KNOW, FOR THE PLANET.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:31 PM (LV3VM)
Posted by: LGoPs at January 09, 2018 09:22 PM (C0MK3)
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A public utility is a kind of monopoly and indispensible. Google is free, unnecessary, and there are many alternatives, whether you are talking about their search engine, crap email or browser. People just need to will themselves to break free. Although I wouldn't be averse to government being used to punish them, the way it has been used to punish conservatives. Turnabout is fair play.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 09:31 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2018 09:31 PM (yM/Yl)
The funds raised by the tax would be reinvested into efforts to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, flood management and storm water infrastructure as well as efforts to reduce the risk of wildfires.
Holy "gang aft aglay" Batman!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 09:25 PM (/qEW2)
More, please! Tax more more more!
Posted by: Boeing's Charleston plant at January 09, 2018 09:32 PM (zCyNd)
I sailed on the SS Literally Hitler once.
Music and food were OK. Dress code was a bit of a bitch though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:32 PM (T28di)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:33 PM (LV3VM)
Wouldn't it be like awesome you know if
like the awards turned out to be like you know ARREST WARRANTS.
Posted by: Chartreuse at January 09, 2018 09:33 PM (L8slQ)
Posted by: Will Bynn at January 09, 2018 09:34 PM (VDRqr)
Nice facade
Posted by: jsg at January 09, 2018 07:47 PM (VDRqr)
Hey hey, my cornices are up here.
Posted by: An expansive ornate building at January 09, 2018 09:34 PM (WbIyz)
Music and food were OK. Dress code was a bit of a bitch though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:32 PM (T28di)
You have no fashion sense!
Posted by: Hugo Boss at January 09, 2018 09:34 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: teej at January 09, 2018 09:34 PM (BN/jk)
like the awards turned out to be like you know ARREST WARRANTS.
Posted by: Chartreuse at January 09, 2018 09:33 PM (L8slQ)
What's that? I can't hear you. My brains just forcefully ejected out through my earballs from the concussive force of having read that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:35 PM (T28di)
I sailed on the SS Literally Hitler once.
Music and food were OK. Dress code was a bit of a bitch though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:32 PM (T28di)
Nonsense. You'll look wonderful in lederhosen!
Posted by: Zombie Ernst Rohm at January 09, 2018 09:35 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Turn those Bannons back on!
*You might want to adjust the tightness of your tinfoil hat a bit*
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 09, 2018 09:35 PM (0ogQG)
like the awards turned out to be like you know ARREST WARRANTS.
You get cuffs! You get cuffs! Everybody gets cuffs!!!
Posted by: fluffy at January 09, 2018 09:35 PM (cHbmY)
Charlie Chaplin.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 09:29 PM (tRaq7)
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I loved that bit. I suppose today it would be deemed as offensive to some group. We've become a humorless, drab society. No more whimsy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 09:36 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 09, 2018 09:36 PM (K6xA0)
http://bit.ly/2mkwZku
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 09, 2018 09:36 PM (+y/Ru)
This has to be settled. I say we let them fight it out with big spears of carbon with the Star Trek battle music playing in the background.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:37 PM (LV3VM)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 09, 2018 09:38 PM (e1mEI)
This has to be settled. I say we let them fight it out with big spears of carbon with the Star Trek battle music playing in the background.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:37 PM (LV3VM)
Solar-powered chainsaws.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (NWiLs)
Music and food were OK. Dress code was a bit of a bitch though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:32 PM (T28di)
I know what you mean. The mandatory jackboots even in the pool was a bit over the top
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (SiINZ)
It's almost like those TurboTax ads are trying to tell us something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (LV3VM)
I love that literally Hitler is driving her literally insane. In real time. In full public view.
Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (yM/Yl)
Agreed. But I think the time's approaching for someone to break out of this PC Humor Prison and start telling edgy, non-PC jokes again.
Who will start being genuinely funny again?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (NWiLs)
Wind powered snow blowers.
Posted by: Miklos, like a boss at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 09:41 PM (2DOZq)
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That's what I would say at first blush, but I've read detailed arguments about how they have become a monopoly. The Standard Oil of what they do.
The discriminate against conservative thought -- anything no SJW. As Tucker just said, conservatives need to realize that it's no longer the federal government that is the biggest threat to liberty, but YUGE companies like Google and others.
And that is true.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 09, 2018 09:41 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (tRaq7)
......I'm out.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Stable Moron at January 09, 2018 09:42 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: fluffy at January 09, 2018 09:35 PM (cHbmY)
***********
Fantastic, beautiful, but not too yuuge, gold cuffs.
Posted by: gNewt at January 09, 2018 09:42 PM (L8slQ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:39 PM (LV3VM)
I never really understood those.
Posted by: Timothy Geithner at January 09, 2018 09:42 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 09, 2018 09:41 PM (2DOZq)
Heh. That was my first thought too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:42 PM (T28di)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 09, 2018 09:44 PM (T28di)
Holy "gang aft aglay" Batman!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 09, 2018 09:25 PM (/qEW2)
Why, it's like free money! It would be criminal not to take it!
*sigh*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2018 09:44 PM (Oh53t)
What we need is a regressive tax to fund green corruption in a state with less people than Hong Kong. That will save the erf.
And yes, I think I just invented a new term. Feel free to use it, but I get royalties, you know.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 09, 2018 09:45 PM (LV3VM)
Yup....Teddy Roosevelt to the on deck circle....
"RICO Predicate Acts" is not supposed to be your business model in a publicly traded company.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 09, 2018 09:46 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 09, 2018 09:12 PM (1JAxC)
If he's that despondent about the state of the world, the best thing he could do is to suck-start a Glock, and reduce his carbon footprint.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2018 10:34 PM (sD2WN)
The age of dignity sadly but certainly has been slain.
Posted by: Billy Wynner at January 10, 2018 12:22 AM (GW92i)
Posted by: SciVo at January 10, 2018 12:56 AM (sjLTO)
You used the wrong pronoun when referring to that person. Which, in California, is a felony.
Not kidding.
Wish I was.
Posted by: Aarradin at January 10, 2018 02:55 AM (5kvQv)
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