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The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition
If President Trump does this it will be the poo-flinging to end all poo flingings. I mean, I consider myslef a professional, but this would elevate it to art!
The Constitution says nothing about the format of the president’s report to Congress on the State of the Union. I see no reason @realDonaldTrump couldn’t deliver it via Twitter.
— Justin M Tarquin (@justin_tarquin) January 7, 2018
Don’t tweet screenshots of fake text (of book excerpts, court transcripts, etc) even as a joke.
— Farhad Manjoo (feat. Drake) (@fmanjoo) January 5, 2018
You’re making things worse.
The jokes just don’t work in a partisan-echo-chamber-feed world where everything is divorced from context and authorship.
Also they’re not funny
Speaking as a WNBA player.....It would be nice for WNBA players to get paid as much as NBA players!!! We deserve it, so why not??? Smh makes no sense! I still don't get it! #WeDeserveMore
— ODYSSEY SIMS (@Lucky_Lefty0) January 5, 2018
Here it is in case you haven't seen it yet. pic.twitter.com/vnC5RHLt8r
— Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) January 6, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ann at January 10, 2018 11:27 AM (jtHQy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 11:27 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ann at January 10, 2018 11:27 AM (jtHQy)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2018 11:28 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2018 11:28 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2018 11:29 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2018 11:29 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 10, 2018 11:30 AM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 10, 2018 11:30 AM (tVWQB)
He must be his own media, and something tells me that he won't mind tooting his own horn on national TV.
Wanna put some money on it and make it interesting?
Posted by: The Worlds Worst Gambler at January 10, 2018 11:30 AM (2FqvZ)
Because they don't produce as much revenue. Next question.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 10, 2018 11:30 AM (mynhJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2018 11:30 AM (B8veG)
Posted by: auscolpyr at January 10, 2018 11:30 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2018 11:31 AM (7LY+6)
I just spent a fair amount of money making sure that those little bastards can't get into my house. They are simply rats with bushy tails, and anyone who doesn't understand that is a bit slow on the uptake.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2018 11:31 AM (wYseH)
Cuts to a scowling Schumer, and a pinched Pelosi. Notorious RBG nodding off, and drooling.
Pass the popcorn ...
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2018 11:31 AM (cAXIk)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 10, 2018 11:31 AM (tVWQB)
Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 11:31 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2018 11:31 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 11:31 AM (Fj2YX)
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And can get beaten (badly) by a U15 boys club team
Posted by: auscolpyr at January 10, 2018 11:31 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 10, 2018 11:31 AM (sGSvK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 11:32 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 11:32 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Penfold at January 10, 2018 11:32 AM (Fbt5B)
With a direct feed from the White House.
These used to be just a letter as I recall my history. It's only recently that the Prezzy showed up in person?
Correct me if I'm wrong.
I'd love to see him troll the entire Congress.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 11:32 AM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 10, 2018 11:32 AM (hMwEB)
505 Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2018 11:21 AM (fiGNd)
Why? Because for all of the bluster and Tweeting and the "yuge" and "bigly" and insults Donald Trump is an intelligent, careful person. He follows procedures and over the past year he has been winning by doing so. I do not see any value in doing "smash-and-crash" and risking everything. I do not see Donald Trump giving any of his political foes one opening to use on him and that is all I can see that will result from the path you are suggesting.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 10, 2018 11:32 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: MJB at January 10, 2018 11:32 AM (/lb39)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2018 11:33 AM (RD7QR)
He's not mad because its fake.
He's mad because it made people he likes and him personally look like idiots.
He wants things that will fool him banned, rather than learning wisdom and discernment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 11:33 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 11:33 AM (Fj2YX)
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Ok, I'll bite. On what metric are you judging yourself to say that you deserve it?
How many NBA players could you beat in a game? How many NBA teams are you more popular than? How many jerseys with your name and number are sold annually?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2018 11:33 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: cornbred, Roll Tide ya haters at January 10, 2018 11:34 AM (A7XiD)
now's my chance
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 11:35 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2018 11:35 AM (B8veG)
Ok, that squirrel thing is a repeat of the sea otters rescued from the Valdez Oil Spill. After they had been rescued, and cleaned up, the village had a celebration and a parade as they took the sea otters back to their natural habitat where the killer whales ate'm right in front of everyone on the beach.
So the rescue of the oil soaked sea otters turned into to a feed the killer whales celebration.
Posted by: Nickolas Short at January 10, 2018 11:35 AM (GroCc)
Posted by: Methos at January 10, 2018 11:35 AM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 10, 2018 11:31 AM (sGSvK)
I'll make you a deal: you kick in for half the cost of the repairs on my house, and I will stop killing squirrels.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2018 11:36 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2018 11:36 AM (VlhPP)
Posted by: Monk at January 10, 2018 11:36 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2018 11:37 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 11:37 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2018 11:37 AM (sD2WN)
It looks like a mausoleum.
http://tinyurl.com/y9lzajm4
Which I guess is kind of appropriate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 11:37 AM (39g3+)
Well, I live in Western NY, and we get a lot of them in our backyard.... I think they're cute little fellas, they run around and play with each other, our cats love watching them through the windows, so I disagree bUt I gUesS I mUsT be a fUckINg iDiOT huh? dUh!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 11:37 AM (jjaLl)
I've seen a couple big raccoons wander through the yard when the cats are there. They get close, and it's kinds lake "Hey Frank! how's it goin'?" "Oh fine George, same old same old, say hi to the wife and kids for me." That's about all the reaction either of them have. Possums, same thing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 11:37 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 10, 2018 11:37 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: geoffb at January 10, 2018 11:37 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: DaveA at January 10, 2018 11:38 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Nickolas Short at January 10, 2018 11:35 AM (GroCc)
Oh, if there were video of that I might break a rib laughing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2018 11:38 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 10, 2018 11:30 AM (hLRSq)
Then Trump's screwed.
Because Progressives won't stop with this. They'll keep raising the stakes, exceeding authority at every opportunity ... until Trump is completely check-mated. At that point - he'll lose in 2020.
And at that point ... he should.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2018 11:38 AM (fiGNd)
So, pampered pet... who has been coddled and fed... taken care of...
Meets, the REAL WORLD...
Kinda like our Kids graduating College....
Posted by: Don Q. at January 10, 2018 11:39 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at January 10, 2018 11:39 AM (tX3BM)
Just two weeks ago, before the Siberian blast, Isis nabbed one of the tree rats and was busily completing the Circle of Life with crunching noises right where I could see her.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2018 11:39 AM (B8veG)
#meToo! #alotfucking more! #moneyfairyfeedmenow!
#I'msofuckingspecial!
barf gag barf
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 10, 2018 11:39 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 11:40 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2018 11:28 AM (mf5HN)
what video
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2018 11:40 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 11:37 AM (gbWkA)
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I think their own marketing materials say, "dykes and tykes."
Posted by: Oschisms at January 10, 2018 11:40 AM (Y/y3J)
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2018 11:40 AM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 10, 2018 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)
Wasn't there video of that? I swear I saw vids of an entire town watching something like that.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 11:40 AM (Fj2YX)
It looks like a mausoleum.
http://tinyurl.com/y9lzajm4
Which I guess is kind of appropriate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 11:37 AM (39g3+)
I think it looks like a giant Renuzit air freshener
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2018 11:40 AM (7HtZB)
1. Cute in the trees. In the park. Far, far away from home.
2. NOT CUTE in the attic, scampering around at night and pissing off the wife, who tells me to do something about it. Not cute at all.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2018 11:40 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 11:40 AM (39g3+)
But that doesn't stop me from wandering into the woods a few Saturdays a year and filling my limit on tree rats for the freezer...
Posted by: Inventive at January 10, 2018 11:40 AM (pnaDl)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2018 11:40 AM (fiGNd)
Not only would they bypass the press, but no more of the standing ovations/intentional staying seated drama (dragging out the speech), nor media thirsty pols like Sheila Jackson-Lee making sure she has an aisle seat, etc. Oh, and no zoned out Ryan and McConnell sitting behind him.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 11:41 AM (W+vEI)
He doesn't want the credit today.
Posted by: Oschisms at January 10, 2018 11:41 AM (Y/y3J)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 11:41 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Sleep Tight with A Comey Shred-N-Burn from the Outrage Outlet! at January 10, 2018 11:30 AM (hLRSq)
Then Trump's screwed.
Because Progressives won't stop with this. They'll keep raising the stakes, exceeding authority at every opportunity ... until Trump is completely check-mated. At that point - he'll lose in 2020.
And at that point ... he should.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2018 11:38 AM (fiGNd)
Speculation and rumors that Kelly and Ivanka are pushing Trump to get therapy to quiet the calls for the 25th amendment.
Notice the feelz yesterday of the bill of love.
Posted by: Monk at January 10, 2018 11:41 AM (g4lFK)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 11:37 AM (jjaLl)
Are you a carpenter? If so, come to my house in the spring and do permanent repairs on the soffits that those little bastards chewed through.
Then I will stop my squirrel hatred.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2018 11:41 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2018 11:41 AM (xjiRE)
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WNBA has not folded yet? What is keeping them afloat?
Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 11:37 AM
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The tall lesbian aficionado demographic.
Posted by: irright at January 10, 2018 11:41 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 11:37 AM (gbWkA)
It's subsidized by the NBA, otherwise it would have folded a long time ago
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 10, 2018 11:42 AM (mynhJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 11:42 AM (fA1SL)
So the rescue of the oil soaked sea otters turned into to a feed the killer whales celebration.
Posted by: Nickolas Short at January 10, 2018 11:35 AM (GroCc)
#OcraLivesMatter
Posted by: Wiley at January 10, 2018 11:42 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 10, 2018 11:42 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Your Progressive Thought Leaders at January 10, 2018 11:42 AM (EzdLW)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2018 11:42 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2018 11:28 AM (mf5HN)
Because of the tenderness of the squirrel owner giving all the little pat pats to the arboreal bunny?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2018 11:42 AM (MomVW)
From each according to their ability (including men in women's sports).
To each according to what they believe they deserve.
Oh wait a minute ... that's not what I fucking said.
Posted by: Karl "skid" Marx at January 10, 2018 11:43 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2018 11:43 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2018 11:43 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 11:43 AM (Fj2YX)
Posted by: irright at January 10, 2018 11:41 AM (pMGkg)
A tall aficionado sounds like a Starbucks order.
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2018 11:43 AM (7HtZB)
They're nothing compared to feral cats. I had them bust into my attic and do $4000 in damage because one of the neighbors kept feeding them. Eventually had an animal control contractor trap every last one.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 10, 2018 11:43 AM (3J/LN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2018 11:43 AM (PcOiY)
Tom Steyer was on CNBC ranting and raving about the mid term elections
and impeachment. Of course CNBC was sucking him off. How did that ass
clown become a billionaire? He comes across as a loon. "If Dems don't win in 2018, we're screwed!!"
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 11:43 AM (493sH)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2018 11:40 AM (RD7QR)
Peanut butter mixed with rat poison. Put it in little containers and put them in the attic.
Also, the glue traps work well. But it is a long slog.
We also trimmed the trees back from the house as far as possible.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2018 11:43 AM (wYseH)
Yeah right.
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2018 11:43 AM (Z5y53)
You want equality SJWs.....you fucking got it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 11:44 AM (5MoIo)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 10, 2018 11:44 AM (WDCYi)
The NBA fan will watch the World Series of Poker every time.
Posted by: Oschisms at January 10, 2018 11:44 AM (Y/y3J)
Yeah i can see that too. Its pretty ugly and odd looking, but at least its not Bill Clinton's doublewide.
The Obamas just have no sense of style at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 11:44 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 11:45 AM (fA1SL)
And YES. Squirrels are tree rats. Sure they look cuter than street rats. But they too carry disease are vermin, carry vermin and will destroy your lawn by digging holes in it, steal from your bird feeders and generally make nuisances of themselves. All for some cute chasing around?
Get a dog or a cat or a dog and a cat if you like things chasing each other around cutely.
Sorry.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 11:45 AM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2018 11:36 AM (wYseH)
I know squirrels are pests, and the video did not send me to the fainting couch. I was merely annoyed with the guy who found it so amusing, thinking initially that he just likes to see animals die. If, however, he was amused by the wake-up call delivered to the saps who released the tree rat, then I understand that. Too many people forget that nature is brutal, even in your back yard.
Just a little clarification on a hasty poat.
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 10, 2018 11:45 AM (sGSvK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 10, 2018 11:31 AM (sGSvK)
I used the NASCAR Talladega Theory of driving. When you see something like a squirrel steer directly towards it and it will be gone be the time you get there.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2018 11:45 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 11:45 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 11:46 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 11:44 AM (39g3+)
To be fair, aesthetic sensibilities on Kashyyk are considerably different than Earth.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2018 11:46 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 10, 2018 11:46 AM (oGRue)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2018 11:46 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 11:46 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: biancaneve at January 10, 2018 11:46 AM (A/iod)
When cute little animals start causing significant property damage they become immediately expendable. With extreme prejudice.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 10, 2018 11:47 AM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at January 10, 2018 11:47 AM (tX3BM)
Posted by: KWDreaming at January 10, 2018 11:47 AM (PafTy)
Posted by: navybrat, enjoying covfefe at January 10, 2018 11:48 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2018 11:46 AM (fiGNd)
You owe me a monitor.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 10, 2018 11:48 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 11:48 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2018 11:48 AM (fiGNd)
Also, she has a big giant dunder-head of a dog. To call him an idiot would be an insult to idiots. He spends most of the day hurling himself into windows because of the 4.3 million squirrels who laugh and point at him all day long. When he goes outside, he can't catch a single one.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 10, 2018 11:48 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 10, 2018 11:48 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: KWDreaming at January 10, 2018 11:47 AM (PafTy)
Natural causes.
Posted by: The Cat at January 10, 2018 11:48 AM (72PAC)
Or maybe a rock climbing adventure wall.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 11:49 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2018 11:46 AM (ATVNj)
Where do we get the broadcast rights?
Posted by: The Gorilla Channel at January 10, 2018 11:49 AM (7HtZB)
escape, an eagle swooped down and picked up the mouse. It's nature,
baby!
Yeah, my sister put bird food along the top of her fence. Within a few days she was cleaning the decapitated, gutted corpse of a bird off it - the neighborhood owl had dropped by for a snack.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 11:49 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 10, 2018 11:49 AM (sGSvK)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 10, 2018 11:49 AM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 11:40 AM (gbWkA)
The universe has a motto:
Life's a bitch and then you die!
Wake up look around you. It's everywhere.
They let that poor baby squirrel out too soon because they're stupid.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 11:49 AM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 10, 2018 11:49 AM (czkHE)
At some point, you would think the rabbits would hold a meeting. Agenda Item Number One would be "Stay the Hell out of ScoggYard".
No. No such meeting.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2018 11:49 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 10, 2018 11:49 AM (1v9eA)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 10, 2018 11:45 AM (sGSvK)
Are you new here?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2018 11:49 AM (wYseH)
.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 10, 2018 11:50 AM (326rv)
I also wonder about evolution sometimes, that humans and apes should be classed together as "primates". What if you saw someone making the erratic, spastic facial expressions and body movements of a monkey? You'd think there's something wrong with them.
It's just a fact that human body language more resemble that of cats. Subdued, reserved, civilized.
We need to revise the cladograms to acknowledge that humans are more closely related to cats than apes.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 11:50 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 10, 2018 11:50 AM (Fb9aZ)
Stupid word.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 10, 2018 11:48 AM (fiGNd)
Well, Shyriiwook isn't really meant to be spoken by humans.
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2018 11:50 AM (7HtZB)
It looks like the packing foam for a lava lamp.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2018 11:50 AM (B8veG)
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 10, 2018 11:50 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Hands at January 10, 2018 11:50 AM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 11:50 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 10, 2018 11:49 AM (Sda6L)
Woman dressed as mishes with bullhorns will be let in.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 11:51 AM (mbhDw)
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It's right there after the part about killing babies, duh.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 11:51 AM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Critic de Cinema Verite at January 10, 2018 11:51 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: x at January 10, 2018 11:51 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 10, 2018 11:49 AM (Sda6L)
Trump should moon the Dem side of the aisle.
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2018 11:51 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Squirrel at January 10, 2018 11:51 AM (oGRue)
Within a week of Trump taking office I received a bonus and a raise. A few months ago I got my biggest Christmas bonus in a decade, followed right after by a "Trump Bump" bonus when the tax bill passed.
And now I just now- WOOT! - got another raise.
So you know what...Trump is pretty freakin' OK by me.
Thank you, Mr. President.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 10, 2018 11:51 AM (ul9CR)
And can't disassociate them from the crazy lady I worked with 20 years ago who had like 25 of them.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 10, 2018 11:51 AM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2018 11:51 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 11:44 AM (39g3+)
Well being commies they are fond of the Brutalism style.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 10, 2018 11:52 AM (aVYsC)
I had a Lab that was a rabbit killing machine. If you were walking a field for birds and she jumped a rabbit, it was time for a smoke break.
She learned how to start them running and then to bisect their circle. Her success rate was 90+%.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 11:52 AM (Fj2YX)
It's not nice to talk about Maxine Waters that way. Accurate, but not nice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 11:52 AM (k1TUh)
It looks like a mausoleum.
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American Republic is buried there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 10, 2018 11:52 AM (+y/Ru)
Darnitall that I missed the Seurat earlier. There was an op-art guy who did pointillism to show printing process. Cartoon woman and he used the pointillist expressionism to do the 'tomato soup can' type thing. Dot-matrix printers. Art influencing reality.
I thought I would be kid-free today -- stern lectures about telling me ASAP about schedules -- apparently are futile.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 10, 2018 11:52 AM (MIKMs)
rescued from an oil slick, and they released it back into the wild with
a whole shebang, and hundreds of people watched as a killer whale
surfaced and swallowed it.
And this one: https://preview.tinyurl.com/oz3d499
When pet causes clash, bigly!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 11:52 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 10, 2018 11:48 AM (lwiT4)
We used to leash our beagle up in the backyard (oh, right, judge me, we were renting the house there was no fence and he is quite spoiled and oh now we have a house with a fence and a dog door in the wall so he has total freedom over his coming and going so SHUT IT) and anyway there was a creek that ran at the back of the property line and on the other side of that creek was a fox den. The fox would come out and sit on the side of the creek and just look at the beagle who would totally freak out.
That fox knew exactly what he was doing.
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2018 11:53 AM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 11:53 AM (fA1SL)
and impeachment.
But not about the influence of money on politics.
Go figure.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 10, 2018 11:53 AM (326rv)
I want him to call out all of the crooks and frauds in Congress to their face like he did with Hillary.
WWF meets Congress.
Moar popcorn, please.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2018 11:54 AM (MnkFD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 11:46 AM (k1TUh)
Yup.
I have caught a few and poisoned more. They are also amazingly good at getting into houses, and will get through holes that are tiny.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2018 11:54 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: DanMan at January 10, 2018 11:54 AM (XTiHL)
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Ingraham has been playing clips from yesterday. The words from Trump's own mouth were...shocking, imo. He did sound like the very thing he mocked from Rubio and Heb! during the primaries. He said he would support whatever the "respected" people of Congress gave him, hinting at regardless of what it had in it. It was jolting, to say the least. Some sooper-genius move on the chessboard? Maybe. I guess anything is possible. But the words he chose did fill me with dread.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 10, 2018 11:55 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 11:55 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 11:55 AM (/qEW2)
Expect nothing less from Twitter.
Corporate Big Bro is the ever looming threat.
TuCa did a thing on Google last night as well.
Also...BAD KITTEH!!
Posted by: dananjcon at January 10, 2018 11:55 AM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2018 11:55 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2018 11:56 AM (B8veG)
https://youtu.be/5llVTH1mXPw
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2018 11:56 AM (MomVW)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 10, 2018 11:49 AM (sGSvK)
For weeks afterward, I'd burp, and get the taste of Dawn detergent. Bummer, it was.
Posted by: The Orca at January 10, 2018 11:56 AM (sD2WN)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 11:56 AM (rxtQa)
Can't wait for the videos of GOPe congress-critters, primary-ed out of a job, then released into the wild, lost and afraid.
Posted by: Hands at January 10, 2018 11:50 AM (EzdLW)
Seems as many are choosing to resign/not run. Of course, if they have been in government long enough they get a nice cushy retirement for life.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2018 11:56 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2018 11:56 AM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2018 11:56 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 11:51 AM (mbhDw)
Bullhorns? That's worse than teeth!
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2018 11:56 AM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 11:55 AM (/qEW2)
Rather a ManJjoo than Man-Goo...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2018 11:56 AM (mbhDw)
Posted by: biancaneve at January 10, 2018 11:57 AM (A/iod)
It looks like the packing foam for a lava lamp.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2018 11:50 AM (B8veG)
Ink cartridge for a printer. It's like the architect couldn't possibly care less about the commission so he put his feet up on the desk, looked around the office, saw a discarded ink cartridge in the garbage can and worked from there.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2018 11:57 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Hands at January 10, 2018 11:57 AM (EzdLW)
Good point!
>>. I guess anything is possible. But the words he chose did fill me with dread.
Eh, Trump is no dupe. As of this a.m. Schumer is still insisting the deal will not include a 'Medieval' border wall. Now who looks more reasonable when this thing implodes?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 11:57 AM (W+vEI)
Don't tell the Mooch and the girls but he's having everyone "taken care of" when he dies so they'll go with him into the great hear after.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 11:57 AM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 11:52 AM (Fj2YX)
When I was a kid we had a German Shorthaired Pointer that was a hunting machine. He preferred to flush pheasants, but if there was a rabbit around...watch out!
Not quite 90% though. You had a master!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2018 11:58 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 11:58 AM (gbWkA)
Years ago we had an extremely intelligent half Siamese, half Manx cat - smarter than a lot of people I know. A neighbor had an indoor dog that would go crazy whenever it saw an outside animal. That cat used to wait until it knew the people weren't home, then it would get on the outside window sill of the living room window over there, and just casually sit and lick herself while the dog was going insane 6 inches away.
Some people think animals don't have a sense of humor - anyone who's had animals KNOWS that they do!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 11:58 AM (k1TUh)
Good kitteh.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 10, 2018 11:58 AM (jAZR9)
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Speaking of him, I heard yesterday that Bezos is now the richest man in the entire world, surprassing Gates, who himself stood in the $90 billion+ range.
Bezos is much younger than Soros, whose mortal coil will soon be expiring. He and his unfathomable amount of $ will cause untold damage in the decades to come.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 10, 2018 11:59 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2018 11:59 AM (B8veG)
spring and do permanent repairs on the soffits that those little
bastards chewed through.
Then I will stop my squirrel hatred.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2018 11:41 AM (wYseH)
Nope, I'm not. And I'm also not unsympathetic to your plight, not in the least. I understand in many environments squirrels look to human dwellings for shelter, causing expensive damage in the process. In some places, however, they are not an intrusive species, just some little critters running around the yard, entertaining us yokels who are "slow on the uptake"....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 11:59 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Insomniac -mostly stable at January 10, 2018 11:59 AM (NWiLs)
care less about the commission so he put his feet up on the desk, looked
around the office, saw a discarded ink cartridge in the garbage can and
worked from there.
=====
Discarded chinese food carton.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 10, 2018 12:00 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Soona at January 10, 2018 12:00 PM (zmMgl)
It's as perfectly ridiculous as his presidency. Literally, a presidential library with no papers. A fitting tribute to prezzy empty chair, "I just heard about what my administration did on the news!"!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 12:00 PM (W+vEI)
A Political Battle Over Dossiers, FISA Warrants and Surveillance, Clouds A Much Bigger Story
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Conservative Treehouse
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 10, 2018 12:00 PM (y3aQB)
Then he could have a press conference to deliver the high points, if he really wanted to. But without the Democrats dressed in mourning clothes or whatever other stupid idea they would come up with between now and then.
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2018 12:00 PM (kNasr)
By the way have you seen the model images of the planned Obama library?
It looks like a mausoleum.
Soylent Green Suicide Station
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 12:00 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: tsj017 at January 10, 2018 12:01 PM (4YUWF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2018 12:01 PM (B8veG)
He wants things that will fool him banned, rather than learning wisdom and discernment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 11:33 AM (39g3+)
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Well said.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 12:01 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 10, 2018 12:01 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2018 12:01 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 10, 2018 12:02 PM (mynhJ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2018 12:02 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2018 12:02 PM (B8veG)
Posted by: micky at January 10, 2018 12:02 PM (dF9Lb)
I fell for the Gorilla Channel thing.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2018 12:02 PM (B+qrE)
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Ding ding ding ding!!!
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2018 12:03 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2018 12:03 PM (zLDYs)
And Mrs VIA could sit on the front porch glider with all three cats beside her, and Helen right in the middle of them.
Our cats know that real food comes in cans.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2018 12:03 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Insomniac -mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:04 PM (NWiLs)
And he needs to read from the defendant's closing arguments.
He also needs to put the victims of the IRS scandal in the balcony and address the abuses committed against them.
Lastly, he needs to address the abuses of the DOJ and the FBI and the Steele Dossier, which was promoted by two members of Congress: Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Senator John McCain. He need to put Congress in check about this crap.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2018 12:04 PM (ATVNj)
The GOP should wear white. 1970s-style white leather suits, with wide lapels, white Gucci boots, and white carnations in their lapels.
In other words, luxurious.
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 12:04 PM (Bdeb0)
* Jumps in without a clue *
kraken: my 19year old feeble tomcat caught a squirrel 4 days before he died...
Wow. None of our cats would ever toy with a squirrel for four days...
...orrrr maybe I need nother cuppa coffefe...?
Now I gotta go check the Morning Report before it's afternoon (here).
Posted by: mindful webworker - virtually surreal at January 10, 2018 12:04 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2018 12:04 PM (B8veG)
Demand that the women's World Cup winning team be paid the exact same
amount as the 16 year old boys who trounced them. to rub it in.
.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 10, 2018 11:50 AM (326rv)
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Publius' daughter is a bit SJW and simply does not get the whole - men's sports teams get paid more because their is a market for their talents that means they can demand it. The US women's soccer team has managed to hijack the narrative by pointing out that their team pulls in more than the men;s team when they play in the US and sometimes elsewhere int eh world - at which point I point out the fact that compared to the Premier League men's clubs the US women's team pulls in almost nothing. I usually get a "It's not the same thing Dad" to which I reply. "No. Yes it is. The market is a global one and it is a men's market ". The market for men players in soccer includes all of the great football leagues of the world and players are paid untold millions to be on the pitch at any given time. If our US men's soccer organization does not pay - the men will shuffle off to play somewhere else and get paid. If the women don't agree to their salaries . . . . their choice is . . . ? What exactly? No other country, essentially, pays anything to watch women's soccer (and in many countries it is openly mocked). So the market - other than the US venues, for women's soccer is zero dollars. Nothing. A big fat goose egg.
Now - this guys get's it - it is not that there is a "patriarchy" - its just that women's sports s*ck. ( not surrey I would go that far - but considering the speed strength and skill of them ens players due to their obvious psychical differences, woemen's sports are simply not as exciting).
Anyway - funny video:
https://tinyurl.com/yc4cwbvy
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 10, 2018 12:05 PM (Fb9aZ)
Some days I just hate sharing a chromosome configuration with this bitches.
Posted by: Shopgirl: #ForwardProgressMyButt at January 10, 2018 12:05 PM (RmxVH)
What is worse is they do not realize how immaturely asinine it is.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 12:05 PM (rxtQa)
There's no maths on this here blog...
El snort.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2018 12:05 PM (7LY+6)
Not saying our cats are lazy, but several years ago, Mrs VIA had a pet blind white rat, which I promptly named 'Helen'.
And Mrs VIA could sit on the front porch glider with all three cats beside her, and Helen right in the middle of them.
Our cats know that real food comes in cans.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2018 12:03 PM (EyPfd)
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It's pretty incredible that all three would lack the keller instinct.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 12:05 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 12:05 PM (fA1SL)
The GOP should wear white. 1970s-style white leather suits, with wide lapels, white Gucci boots, and white carnations in their lapels.
In other words, luxurious.
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 12:04 PM (Bdeb0)
Ten Gallon Hats, Bolo Ties, and rearing-up bronco-shaped cuff links.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 10, 2018 12:05 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:06 PM (NWiLs)
In other words, luxurious.
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 12:04 PM (Bdeb0)
Full on Evel Knievel, with capes.
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2018 12:06 PM (Z5y53)
Posted by: mindful webworker - pun-ishingly at January 10, 2018 12:06 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 12:06 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Hands at January 10, 2018 12:06 PM (EzdLW)
Needed a tribute for the keeper of the Kitteh Hereafter.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 10, 2018 12:06 PM (AM1GF)
Roy Moore is a narcissistic preener. Don't blame Ingraham and Hannity for him.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2018 12:06 PM (CClpm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2018 12:06 PM (EyPfd)
_____________________________________
I agree.
Posted by: I'm Rick James, bitch. at January 10, 2018 12:07 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Hands
Does this mean deportation by trebuchet? Because I'd be down with that. Sell DVDs of the best and it's a profit center...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 10, 2018 12:07 PM (AM1GF)
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I give him some credit for this, when I go to the left-o-sphere they are full of this crap, and when you point them to "fact checking" outside of their cocoon they stick their fingers in their ears.
Of course pretty much any current leftwing talking point of 2018 would have been considered farce even 10 years ago.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2018 12:07 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2018 12:04 PM (ATVNj)
Also some empty chairs, for Kate Steinle, Lavoy Finicum, and that Aussie woman murdered by the scumali cop.
Posted by: The Orca at January 10, 2018 12:08 PM (sD2WN)
How about a full on Game of Thrones north wall.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2018 12:08 PM (EyPfd)
I hope Trump begins to lecture 'those here assembled tonight wearing black'. Piss 'em off for their hypocrisy in permitting big tax right-offs to Hollywood while looking the other way for decades.
Turn it into a 'teachable moment' that the Dems fawn over.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 10, 2018 12:08 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 10, 2018 12:08 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 10, 2018 12:08 PM (2wRtc)
bastions. Arm the border patrol with crossbows (or is it longbows...?).
Place pots of boiling tar at high-traffic areas. Etc.
And a moat!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)
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The Reps should wear white cowboy hats. Do the old western thing...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2018 12:08 PM (eSx+E)
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Fake News Media demands to be respected just as if they were honest and competent and believed just as if they told the truth. Anything else is oppression.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 10, 2018 12:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2018 12:09 PM (MomVW)
Trump strolls up and looks at the crowd. Camera pans also showing the sartorial choices.
Trump, "And I thought Democrats were about diversity. They look like they are attending an undertakers' convention."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2018 12:09 PM (B8veG)
Why do Democrats / Lefty leaders have to act like immature teenagers. Paper mache heads, pussy hats, dress in black, hide out instead of attending legislation sessions, etc.
What is worse is they do not realize how immaturely asinine it is.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol
Are they not beloved by the main stream media?
Do they not keep getting reelected?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 12:09 PM (IqV8l)
Believe this has been done in the past..... enough of this nonsnese.
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2018 12:09 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 12:09 PM (fA1SL)
Well stated. And far too representative of modern journalism.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:09 PM (39g3+)
bastions. Arm the border patrol with crossbows (or is it longbows...?).
Place pots of boiling tar at high-traffic areas. Etc.
And a moat!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)
Arrow slits and murder holes. Shut up, that's what they were called.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:09 PM (NWiLs)
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Oh God, I know way too many people who instantly spout the "It's not true unless it's on Mother Jones!" type of crap.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 10, 2018 12:09 PM (WDCYi)
species, just some little critters running around the yard, entertaining
us yokels who are "slow on the uptake"....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 11:59 AM (jjaLl)
Fair enough....yokel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2018 12:09 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)
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with alligators.
Not like the wimpy moat we already have, called the Rio Grande.
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2018 12:09 PM (kNasr)
Hey I have some Keller's in my background, so I'm quite familiar with the Keller Instinct. Generally its to drink way too much most of the time and then hurl insults at any relatives, or anyone else, who crossed their path. And when they were sober, they were even meaner.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 12:10 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 12:10 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 10, 2018 12:08 PM (2wRtc)
Does she have a cat??
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2018 12:10 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: Jackal at January 10, 2018 12:10 PM (UkvEG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 12:10 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:06 PM (NWiLs)
No, they watched Disney movies instead.... and cartoons...
Posted by: Wiley at January 10, 2018 12:10 PM (NgKpN)
Not saying our cats are lazy, but several years ago, Mrs VIA had a pet blind white rat, which I promptly named 'Helen'. And Mrs VIA could sit on the front porch glider with all three cats beside her, and Helen right in the middle of them.
Sufferin succotash
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2018 12:10 PM (lKyWE)
However; that kitten is a stone cold killa.
Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2018 12:10 PM (u59UI)
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 10, 2018 11:50 AM (lwiT4)
Guess what fleas carry, at least in the Southwest? Made my skin crawl hearing friends in Missouri talk about their squirrel pets when they were kids.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 10, 2018 12:10 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:11 PM (39g3+)
Now - this guys get's it - it is not that there is a "patriarchy" - its just that women's sports s*ck. ( not surrey I would go that far - but considering the speed strength and skill of them ens players due to their obvious psychical differences, woemen's sports are simply not as exciting).
Anyway - funny video:
https://tinyurl.com/yc4cwbvy
Of course you're correct. I would make a couple of tiny exceptions for the Olympics, which are only every four years, and we're just talking about tv ratings over a few days. Women's gymnastics, women's figure skating, and of course women's beach volleyball get high ratings. But these are boutique exceptions.
Posted by: stace at January 10, 2018 12:11 PM (6HFDU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2018 12:11 PM (B8veG)
Posted by: Lizzy
with alligators.
Not like the wimpy moat we already have, called the Rio Grande.
Posted by: bluebell
Two moats. Fill the second one with magma. Unless the alligators can handle the magma.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 10, 2018 12:11 PM (AM1GF)
Not like the wimpy moat we already have, called the Rio Grande. '
Can we stock it with those little fish that swim up your pee-hole too?
And maybe a piranha.....or two.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2018 12:11 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Wiley at January 10, 2018 12:10 PM (NgKpN)
That explains those goobers who spent all that time and effort cleaning up seal pups or whatever only to watch them get eaten by orcas.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2018 11:42 AM (MomVW)
Sure, go with that.
I am, after all, known best for my compassion and caring nature.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2018 12:11 PM (mf5HN)
Wasn't watching the animals... if you get my drift.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2018 12:11 PM (7LY+6)
Believe this has been done in the past..... enough of this nonsnese.
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2018 12:09 PM (pL6Vz)
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I agree, and said the same thing upthread. Take the wind out of the Dems' sails. Say it won't be televised because he intends to use the time and money saved to do more good for the American people. Or put toward the border wall.
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2018 12:11 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 11:37 AM (k1TUh)
Our late Sandy Baby (close encounter with a motor vehicle) was the opposite. He would turn our laundry room (has a cat door) into a charnel house.
He would stash squirrel carcasses out of sight and the smell would tip us off about them.
Sometimes he'd bring a squirrel or chipmunk upstairs into the kitchen or living room. Thankfully, he'd announce that and we could dispose of them quickly.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 10, 2018 12:12 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: MJB at January 10, 2018 12:12 PM (/lb39)
"This never happened in Harry Potter!!!"
--Millennials
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)
A dry moat. Lined with stakes. Pointy ones.
15' deep. Greased sides. periodic flooding to flush out the bottom.
They were warned.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 12:12 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at January 10, 2018 12:12 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 10, 2018 12:13 PM (eytER)
Pelosi might finally scowl hard enough to crack that ugly rictus of a face.
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 12:13 PM (Bdeb0)
His district is getting more and more blue (i.e., Red), and he apparently sees the writing on the wall. The commies have been targeting him for the last couple of elections, which have been getting progressively (?) closer and closer.
Shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2018 12:14 PM (V+J88)
A Medieval border wall would be pretty cool. Throw in some towers and bastions.
Maybe some ports for boiling oil?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2018 12:14 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2018 12:14 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 12:14 PM (b+2Cr)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 10, 2018 12:15 PM (AM1GF)
the funniest time was when i saw her dragging a snake.
and this was shortly after she had killed a bird.
loved that cat.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2018 12:15 PM (nBzBk)
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2018 12:15 PM (pL6Vz)
I blame them for the Democrat that is now in the Senate.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 12:15 PM (rxtQa)
Wasn't watching the animals... if you get my drift.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2018 12:11 PM (7LY+6)
Scarification isn't a good look.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:15 PM (NWiLs)
tough thing to accept, attractive =
reason to watch pretty much sums up the world's opinion on women's sports as held by both men and women.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 12:15 PM (ks6bw)
She's right! I'm a chess player and we don't get paid as much as NBA players. WHY NOT? Its just not fair!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 10, 2018 12:16 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 12:16 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 12:16 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 12:16 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2018 12:15 PM (pL6Vz)
Yah, Fido shouldn't have run up the score.
Posted by: auscolpyr at January 10, 2018 12:16 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 12:16 PM (b+2Cr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 12:16 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2018 12:17 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 12:17 PM (ny0bQ)
>>A Medieval border wall would be pretty cool. Throw in some towers and
bastions. Arm the border patrol with crossbows (or is it longbows...?).
Place pots of boiling tar at high-traffic areas. Etc.
And a moat!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)
............
Then line our side with bear traps.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2018 12:17 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2018 12:11 PM (kNasr)
Yeah, cancel and say that you didn't want to take Congresses time from them, as they are apparently too busy to get the spending bills that are THREE MONTHS LATE done...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 10, 2018 12:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 10, 2018 12:17 PM (5ng19)
"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk..."
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 12:18 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 12:16 PM (gbWkA)
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I think he should save that for when he signs the legislation dismantling Obamacare. Or the legislation ordering the border wall. Both, actually.
And the Congressional Democrats have to do the pulling. While wearing black, if they so desire.
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2018 12:18 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 10, 2018 12:13 PM (eytER)
It is fun... when I was a kid, me and a buddy were out shooting squirrels... he shot one and it fell into a crook of a tree limb. He actually climbed up to retrieve it... squirrel very much not dead.... hilarity ensued.
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2018 12:18 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:15 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah, but bouncy titties are endlessly fascinating for teenage boys. Hey, check out the Sears Roebuck lingerie section. Its blast-off time!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 10, 2018 12:18 PM (9BLnV)
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Have him ride down in the Ghostbusters vehicle, playing London Boys through the speakers.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Critic de Cinema Verite at January 10, 2018 12:18 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 12:14 PM (b+2Cr)
I was out to an upscale mall last weekend. One corridor of this mall is nothing but the most elitist of elite stores. Every one completely devoid of customers.
The middle class 'family type' stores were full of customers and kids.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 10, 2018 12:18 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 10, 2018 12:18 PM (AM1GF)
My advice to Odyssey - get another job if you want more money or get a second job like I have done many times over the years.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 10, 2018 12:19 PM (G6rzm)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 12:16 PM (b+2Cr)
Republicans? Yes.... Conservatives... no...
But as one, no longer equates to the other... you can see why...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 10, 2018 12:19 PM (NgKpN)
But there isn't the slightest comparison to the games between the men's teams.
The men are bigger, stronger and faster--that makes the games more intense and exciting.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 12:19 PM (nBr1j)
Maybe Trump should be pulled down Pennsylvania Avenue in that giant thing Elizabeth Taylor was on in Cleopatra. Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 12:16 PM (gbWkA)
with some appropriately martial accessories, of course, like a servant holding the laurels over his head from behind and whispering "bigly...bigly" in his ear.
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 12:20 PM (Bdeb0)
Declare herself a man and enter into the NBA draft,
when xe isn't picked, sue for sex discrimination/whatever.
If xe is picked, bonus!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2018 12:20 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2018 12:20 PM (7LY+6)
____________________________________
Richard Burton?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot. at January 10, 2018 12:20 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2018 12:20 PM (B8veG)
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 12:20 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 12:20 PM (rxtQa)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 12:21 PM (ny0bQ)
The cat eventually became an outdoor cat because she kept sneaking out.
A neighboring cat had already decided my yard was his yard and that cat would attack my cat...and win.
Anyway one day the dog spies the neighboring cat loitering in the yard and decided to mete out some justice. He could have killed it since he was a somewhat big dog, but instead he snuck up behind it, charged it and with his nose threw it way up in the air - terrifying the neighbor cat...which after that didn't come back anymore...
I was pretty darn impressed...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2018 12:21 PM (eSx+E)
Thanks, Joe, you're doing just what the GOP-e needs you to do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 12:21 PM (k1TUh)
"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk..."
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 12:18 PM (Bdeb0)
Nah... he comes in wit his Womenz... wearing a Pimp suit... with a claw on his hand, and a limp... and they break out into dance.
Don Detroit.....
Posted by: Don Q. at January 10, 2018 12:21 PM (NgKpN)
Tweeting the SOTU would be more in line with the first SOTU's where it was a letter to Congress if I'm remembering correctly.
Posted by: naturalfake - Internet Scholar at January 10, 2018 12:22 PM (9q7Dl)
Komodo Dragons.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 12:21 PM (ny0bQ)
Feral cats....
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2018 12:22 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: Wiley
Old Disney movies were brutal. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: zombie Old Yeller at January 10, 2018 12:22 PM (326rv)
Odyssey? Does she have a brother or sister named Iliad?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 12:22 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:22 PM (39g3+)
supporter, had been polling 8 points ahead of GOP-e stalwart McSally in
polls for the GOP primary up until now.
Yeah, that's a real shame.
Posted by: Judge Roy Moore at January 10, 2018 12:22 PM (5ng19)
Posted by: Hands at January 10, 2018 12:22 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 12:23 PM (rxtQa)
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 10, 2018 12:23 PM (lwiT4)
Hawaiian judges are standing by....
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 12:23 PM (GCDiJ)
I had a dog that would kill a cat if he could get his jaws on it. Like kill dead.
I found that cat owners didn't find that natural instinct all that amusing.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2018 12:23 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 12:23 PM (nBr1j)
Ok, I'll bite. On what metric are you judging yourself to say that you deserve it?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
******
Exactly.
I'll set aside for the moment that the meaning of the word 'deserve' has been degraded beyond all recognition.
How do you measure value, and hence just compensation. There is no inherent value in the ability to put a ball through a hoop, so the only value that might be attached would be the entertainment value. This can be objectively measured by butts in seats and eyeballs on screens.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2018 12:23 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Wiley
Old Disney movies were brutal. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: zombie Old Yeller at January 10, 2018 12:22 PM (326rv)
Not a Disney movie, but a "family" film: The Red Pony. Jesus Christ. Scarred me for life.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:24 PM (NWiLs)
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They're right. Now maybe they'll do a multi-part series comparing the living conditions of our poor to solidly middle class (and above) people everywhere else in the world.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 12:24 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2018 11:48 AM (IqV8l)
I don't know if there's a direct subsidy, but before my town's WNBA team moves away, the Spurs were always promoting them.
We share season Spurs tickets with my sibs, and every year when we renew it's like being in the Instanbul bazaar haggling over rugs. They try to jack up the price, and then they offer package deals no one wants. Your NBA tickets would be cheaper if you also bought the WNBA and minor league hockey package.
Our answer was always:
A.What is "hockey" and why would we want to watch it?
B.We wish those WNBA girls the best, but we'll never go to any of their games.
Posted by: stace at January 10, 2018 12:24 PM (6HFDU)
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kidrock/americanbadass.html
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2018 12:24 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 12:24 PM (k1TUh)
Michael Douglas Issues Pre-Emptive Denial of Sexual Misconduct Accusation
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 10, 2018 12:25 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 12:25 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2018 12:21 PM (eSx+E)
We had a lovely dog named Beauregard when I was very young. He was beat up by a cat when he was a puppy, so he had no love whatsoever for cats. He was on a chain in the back yard and there was also an old wood fence about five feet high. The neighbor cats liked to walk on top of that fence, and Bobo knew exactly where his chain ended. He would wait until the cat was just within range, and then run at the fence and hit it hard, leaving said cat in midair over his gaping jaws.
My dad delivered more than one cat to his grieving owner in a black trash bag.
Oddly, Bobo would let us kids grab handfuls of fur, put our hands in his mouth, even ride on his back. The most gentle of dogs, really. But not to cats.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 12:25 PM (7UW64)
And that, your honor, was when the women's team exploded onto the court, screeching and pulling hair and whatnot.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 12:25 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 12:22 PM (493sH)
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Yes. Dad's name is Homer.
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2018 12:25 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 12:25 PM (jjaLl)
I had a dog that would kill a cat if he could get his jaws on it. Like kill dead.
I found that cat owners didn't find that natural instinct all that amusing.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2018 12:23 PM (/tuJf)
Yep. I grew up on a farm. A neighbors dogs developed a liking for chicken killing... seemed like great fun to them. This ended very badly.
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2018 12:26 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot. at January 10, 2018 12:26 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 12:26 PM (ks6bw)
But there isn't the slightest comparison to the games between the men's teams.
The men are bigger, stronger and faster--that makes the games more intense and exciting.
It'd be nice if the people howling about this bothered to watch the movie "A League of Their Own". While it's a fun movie, and is somewhat honest, they don't bother to admit that the idea sputtered and died. There was no market for the product. And the only reason it started was the question of medically fit men being eligible for deferment.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 10, 2018 12:26 PM (326rv)
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2018 12:26 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2018 12:26 PM (PcOiY)
Get them chasing squirrels, except this squirrel would come back down the tree to bite them.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 12:26 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot. at January 10, 2018 12:26 PM (ATVNj)
From a hot tub with a bikini-clad Melania next to him.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
pride float they had Xerxes riding on in "300". Maybe they'll have a
copy of it in his new Presidential Mausoleum.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 12:24 PM (k1TUh)
It's funny, I've seen a lot of photoshops of Obama as teh ghey, and every single one of them looked...... right.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 12:27 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Bart at January 10, 2018 12:27 PM (ATVNj)
Michael Douglas Issues Pre-Emptive Denial of Sexual Misconduct Accusation
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 10, 2018 12:25 PM (y3aQB)
WTF? Why would somebody who is married to Catherine Zeta-Jones feel the need to look elsewhere, let alone harass elsewhere? I know, I know, for every hot woman, there's a man that's tired of dealing with her...
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 10, 2018 12:27 PM (mynhJ)
Posted by: stace at January 10, 2018 12:24 PM (6HFDU)
Hockey is the second best sport on the planet. Very few rules, very few limits, but requiring skill and speed, hard hits and light touches.
Excelled only by baseball, which is the king of sports. Bar none.
And everyone here is entitled to my opinion.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 12:27 PM (7UW64)
Gaia can be sooooo cruel sometimes
Posted by: cornbred, Roll Tide ya haters at January 10, 2018 11:34 AM (A7XiD)
This just in from the everything wants to eat you file.........
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2018 12:27 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 10, 2018 12:23 PM (lwiT4)
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Now you're talking. We can all join in with our acts from our Trump Inaugural Parade that we would have had, had he not been able to rustle anything up.
*dusts off spinning plates*
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2018 12:27 PM (kNasr)
____________________________________
The Liberty Belle.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2018 12:28 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 12:27 PM (jjaLl)
Who says they were photoshopped?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 12:28 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 12:28 PM (k1TUh)
I wonder where that came from?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2018 12:28 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 12:28 PM (GCDiJ)
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Give his speech from the pulpit of a Pentecostal church.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 10, 2018 12:28 PM (lwiT4)
I think it would be cool if Trump came in with three lions on a leash.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 12:23 PM (nBr1j)
Can we lead in a donkey ahead of the lions? Then let the lions feed.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2018 12:28 PM (jxbfJ)
'Cause that might be worth watching.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2018 12:28 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 12:28 PM (gbWkA)
* In Jan 1776 Boston was occupied by the British...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2018 12:28 PM (eSx+E)
I'm sure you'd have the same attitude about a cougar pet eating your dog.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:29 PM (39g3+)
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Give his speech from the pulpit of a Pentecostal church.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 10, 2018 12:28 PM (lwiT4)
Yep, yep, yep. Followed by a laying on of hands.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 12:29 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: nip at January 10, 2018 12:29 PM (ECLaL)
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2018 12:27 PM (kNasr)
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Oh! The spinning plates! Yes, let's get the band back together and do this thing.
Posted by: grammie winger - for such a time as this at January 10, 2018 12:29 PM (lwiT4)
***
Er...you've seen the pictures of him and his, err, male friend, cuddling up in Pakistan, right?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2018 12:29 PM (eSx+E)
'Cause that might be worth watching.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2018 12:28 PM (wPiJc)
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Only if Mandela funeral sign language guy was right next to him interpreting.
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (kNasr)
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There's a subtle hint in there if you look closely enough.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 12:28 PM (493sH)
ZING!!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (jjaLl)
___________________________________
Yes. All Continental inhabitants were British until July 4, 1776.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (3BFzK)
That dog? I would pray for the cougar's soul.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2018 12:26 PM (PcOiY)
I oogled once but some antibiotics fixes that right up.
343 337 Trump should deliver his SOTU from Independence Hall in Philadelphia.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot. at January 10, 2018 12:26 PM (ATVNj)
From a hot tub with a bikini-clad Melania next to him.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
From your keyboard to God's monitor.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (RD7QR)
I thought border collies were supposed to be smart.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (WDCYi)
***
Stand in front of a statue of Polk and talk about how it is time to kick Mexico's ass again?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (eSx+E)
330 http://bit.ly/2qMU2Jv
Michael Douglas Issues Pre-Emptive Denial of Sexual Misconduct Accusation
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 10, 2018 12:25 PM (y3aQB)
WTF? Why would somebody who is married to Catherine Zeta-Jones feel
the need to look elsewhere, let alone harass elsewhere? I know, I know,
for every hot woman, there's a man that's tired of dealing with her...
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 10, 2018 12:27 PM (mynhJ)
These accusations must date back to events when he was performing throat-cancer-causing cunninglingus
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (jxbfJ)
Trump should deliver his SOTU from Independence Hall in Philadelphia. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot. at January 10, 2018 12:26 PM (ATVNj)
From a hot tub with a bikini-clad Melania next to him.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018
With Steve Bannon serving them drinks and fetching towels.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: dagny at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (eO5CB)
_____________________________________
I'm down with that.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 10, 2018 12:31 PM (ATVNj)
Are there any Exxon or Chevron stations in NYC? NY state?
Any of their products being used there?
If so, will he be one of the defendants?
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 10, 2018 12:31 PM (326rv)
Old Disney movies were brutal. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: zombie Old Yeller at January 10, 2018 12:22 PM (326rv)
Not a Disney movie, but a "family" film: The Red Pony. Jesus Christ. Scarred me for life.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:24 PM (NWiLs)
Shit. Don't even get me started on those and The Yearling. Sick stuff to force kids to read or watch.
Posted by: stace at January 10, 2018 12:31 PM (6HFDU)
Posted by: Joseph dagostino at January 10, 2018 12:32 PM (eq2/x)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 12:32 PM (ny0bQ)
WNBA, are their any straight women in it?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (3BFzK)
Wasn't there a story within the last year of a straight woman who quit and said she was constantly being harassed by the other players?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 12:32 PM (493sH)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 12:32 PM (jjaLl)
The Mississippi Squirrel Revival - https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 10, 2018 12:32 PM (AM1GF)
When you realize that squeaky toys make the same sound as a squirrel being eaten alive...
Posted by: nip at January 10, 2018 12:29 PM (ECLaL)
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Pretty much this.
We had a lab who would constantly find baby rabbits. The bestest and most interactive single-use squeak toy ever, which is probably why she kept hunting them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 12:32 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (3BFzK)
At least one. She came out a while back and said something negative about the horrid culture and intimidation vis a vis LGBTWTFBBQ stuff.
Don't remember the specifics, but it was immediately swept under the rug by the Ministry of Truth.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 10, 2018 12:32 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2018 12:32 PM (pL6Vz)
Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 12:28 PM (gbWkA)
Another cool Bobo story: We had an old 2 x 12 over a sawhorse for a seesaw. One fine day, Bobo wandered a bit too close, and the end of the seesaw clamped down on the very tip of his tail. Nobody noticed until suddenly, it started raining blood. He was wagging his tail so hard that drops of blood were shooting all over us. It took a while to determine that it was not Armageddon, but rather that he needed a bandage. He never made so much as a yip.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 12:33 PM (7UW64)
***
Meh...the Declaration hadn't been issued yet, but the war had started. The "gun nuts" in Lexington and Concord had chased the Brits back to Boston when the latter had tried to "enforce common sense gun control."
On a bit of a tangent, there is a gravestone in Boston that declares he was the first person killed in the war...in 1773. The British tried to impress this sailor and he "resisted"...so they killed him.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2018 12:33 PM (eSx+E)
straight woman who quit and said she was constantly being harassed by
the other players?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 12:32 PM (493sH)
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Yes there was. Sexual harassment is OK in those situations.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2018 12:33 PM (3BFzK)
Per WZ
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2018 12:33 PM (PcOiY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:22 PM (39g3+)
It's pretty much a given in Issa's case.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2018 12:33 PM (V+J88)
It's funny, I've seen a lot of photoshops of Obama as teh ghey, and every single one of them looked...... right.
***
Er...you've seen the pictures of him and his, err, male friend, cuddling up in Pakistan, right?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2018 12:29 PM (eSx+E)
And we know how Obama loved to bend over (I mean bow).
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2018 12:34 PM (jxbfJ)
From bed, in a bathrobe, while eating fried chicken...with taped NatGeo gorilla show on tv in the background!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 12:34 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 12:34 PM (ny0bQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2018 12:34 PM (B8veG)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (jxbfJ)
The worst cunniligus of all.
Except for the Lena Dunham version.
Imagine that.
There. My job here is done.
*walks away whistling*
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2018 12:34 PM (9q7Dl)
_____________________________________
Thank you. I work out.
Posted by: Courtney Cox at January 10, 2018 12:34 PM (ATVNj)
This assumption that if a GOP incumbent is gone then a Democrat must necessarily win confuses me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:22 PM (39g3+)
It's pretty much a given in Issa's case.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2018 12:33 PM (V+J8
Tom Steyer starts jerking off
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 12:35 PM (493sH)
_____________________________________
I'm down with that.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 10, 2018 12:31 PM (ATVNj)
Or do the SOTU in Hawaii, and follow it with a handing-out of leis.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2018 12:35 PM (sD2WN)
Not good.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 10, 2018 12:35 PM (wu6/K)
Its as if he didn't watch his own movies
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:35 PM (39g3+)
I guess this means warren is on the short list to run but hasn't announced yet.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 10, 2018 12:35 PM (+Dllb)
---------------------------------
Also if Dems win in 2018, we're screwed.
#MeTooPessimistic
Posted by: RioBravo at January 10, 2018 12:36 PM (5NMZN)
Cyclops 72 WNBA All-Stars 47 - a limerick
I'm a six-five woman, quite an oddity
I play hoops, without any modesty
For as good as I play
I deserve way more pay
Make me rich! I'm a latter day Odyssey!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2018 12:36 PM (wPiJc)
Maybe not. All of the women are Democrats as well.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 12:36 PM (nBr1j)
about the horrid culture and intimidation vis a vis LGBTWTFBBQ stuff.
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Turns out there's no-sh*t absolutely CRAZY levels of domestic abuse among that demographic.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 12:36 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2018 12:29 PM (eSx+E)
No, I really haven't.... guess I gotta got find 'em.
*Girds Loins*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 12:36 PM (jjaLl)
The CA GOP, with a few exceptions (the inland districts), is a parody of an opposition party, a parody of a "choice" for voters. Which is a major reason it is so weak and pathetic. I wonder if there are any good data measuring "disillusioned GOP vote". I would bet turnout among GOP-registered or -voting voters in coastal CA has declined steadily for years.
A microcosm of the national/Beltway GOP's abandonment of real politics - differentiation, choices, etc. - in favor of ...... well, not much, really. Which is why the extraordinary and unprecedented question about the GOP - "what is it exactly that they stand for?" - is a common and natural question.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2018 12:37 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 12:34 PM
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With a dozen Diet Coke cans on his nightstand, and several bowls of ice cream scattered about, each holding two scoops.
Maybe a Big Mac wrapper off to the side, for a nice touch.
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2018 12:37 PM (kNasr)
1. Congress files in
2. Secret Service sets up mysterious boxes in strategic locations
3. Crew suddenly sets up large viewing screen and projector
4. Trump telecasts address from the Oval Office
5. Approximately three minutes in, the anesthetized animals in the boxes wake up
6. DVD rights pay off National Debt
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 10, 2018 12:37 PM (AM1GF)
about the horrid culture and intimidation vis a vis LGBTWTFBBQ stuff.
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Turns out there's no-sh*t absolutely CRAZY levels of domestic abuse among that demographic.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 12:36 PM (ks6bw)
I've heard, anecdotally, that the most severe domestic violence is typically found in lesbian couples.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:37 PM (NWiLs)
Except for the Lena Dunham version.
Imagine that.
There. My job here is done.
*walks away whistling*
Posted by: naturalfake
Somebody shoot me again....and naturalfake.
Posted by: zombie Old Yeller at January 10, 2018 12:38 PM (326rv)
6. DVD rights pay off National Debt
Oh...! LOL
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 12:39 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:37 PM (NWiLs)
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#CrazySquared
Posted by: RioBravo at January 10, 2018 12:39 PM (5NMZN)
It's funny, I've seen a lot of photoshops of Obama as teh ghey, and every single one of them looked...... right.
We used to be able to post pictures here. Which is why Pixy hates the letters IMG in lower case. Anyway, I made a Photoshop of Obama and Jimmah Carter walking hand in hand and posted it here. It was a 'shop but otherwise unmanipulated. Obama looked so ghey he could have spontaneously combusted.
The outcry over that picture brought about the banning of pics.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 10, 2018 12:40 PM (2FqvZ)
The flaw in your Cunning Plan is:
5. Approximately three minutes in, the anesthetized animals in the boxes wake up
5.a Wee baby hamsters run out.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2018 12:40 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Dr. Evil at January 10, 2018 12:40 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:37 PM (NWiLs)
Well, I suppose that when your entire persona is wrapped up in being angry at the entire world, I guess that's gonna leak out now and again.
Did some design work for a lesbian couple who were "married" long before such a thing was legal or recognized. One was hugely fat, and the other was rather butch. After about six months, they broke up, and split the kids between them. Lawsuits over money, houses, control, etc.
Beyond acrimonious.
And apparently they both were sleeping around the entire time before and after the split.
Great way to raise kids, ladies.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 12:41 PM (7UW64)
Sara Carter: Glenn Simpson Was Referring to Papadopoulos When He Said FBI Had Source in Trump Campaign (Video)
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 10, 2018 12:41 PM (y3aQB)
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Go on. You have my attention. . .
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 10, 2018 12:41 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Insomniac
Balderdash. These young ladies are merely inquisitive, eager souls that are at the forefront of experimentation. Especially when someone they've never met walks into the room.
Posted by: AoSHQ Research Committee at January 10, 2018 12:42 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:22 PM (39g3+)
My rep, Repubican Lamar Smith is retiring, and he will be replaced by a Republican. Maybe he's the exception to the rule though.
18 Repubs are running in the primary, including a young cousin of mine whom I barely know. Four Democrats are running.
Posted by: stace at January 10, 2018 12:42 PM (6HFDU)
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 10, 2018 12:40 PM (2FqvZ)
I thought the pics were banned because of the foofaraw about html wrecking the blog?
Plus code can be hidden in certain pics that can then run.
I'm no expert but that's what I thought happened.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 12:42 PM (ny0bQ)
Per WZ
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2018 12:33 PM (PcOiY)
...........
Couldn't have hurt his looks, in fact might have improved them a little.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2018 12:43 PM (HgMAr)
Heh! Is it anywhere on the web for us to look at? I've seen ones with the JEF and Romney locked in a soul-kiss, they're hilarious....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 12:43 PM (jjaLl)
If your entire worldview and understanding of yourself is based on sex... you're not going to restrain yourself to one partner.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2018 12:37 PM (QDnY+)
I think that that's exactly what he was doing, trying to save his seat literally and figuratively. He's been in the Reds' crosshairs for a long time. Some civics-challenged people have criticized him for not having various malefactors executed, but he did his best as a committee chairman uncovering Democrat malfeasance, and thereby gained the Reds' undying enmity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2018 12:44 PM (V+J88)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 12:41 PM (7UW64)
How did they get the kids in the first place? Run down to the playground with a lasso?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2018 12:44 PM (sD2WN)
Pixy's squirrels are a union shop.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2018 12:45 PM (CClpm)
https://twitter.com/charliespiering/status/951118240591343619
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 12:45 PM (W+vEI)
** SPOILER ALERT **
** SPOILER ALERT **
I am worried about the welfare of that poor cat!
Some SJW type would harm it for doing what cats do
Posted by: Hobbiehawk at January 10, 2018 12:45 PM (Qot/z)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 10, 2018 12:46 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Sonobi at January 10, 2018 12:46 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 12:41 PM (7UW64)
How did they get the kids in the first place? Run down to the playground with a lasso?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I can neither confirm or deny my involvement.
Posted by: the turkey baster at January 10, 2018 12:46 PM (326rv)
It's clearly a huge and recognized problem. Look at how pro-The Gay folks report it. From "Domestic Violence in the LGBT Community Fact Sheet" at the Center for American Progress-
https://tinyurl.com/pl7xnk5
Read closely. Quote:
"- One out of four to one out of three same-sex relationships has experienced domestic violence.
- By comparison, one in every four heterosexual women experiences domestic violence in her lifetime."
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Did you catch it? One out of three relationships (gay) vs. one out of four women over her entire lifetime (straight).
Holy sh*t.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 12:46 PM (ks6bw)
Our Mickel cat brought the same snake to Mrs. E 3 times. She kept throwing him back in the lake, and Mickel kept bringing him back to her.
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2018 12:47 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 12:43 PM (jjaLl)
It's somewhere on Photobucket in an account I haven't touched in about eight years. Password forgotten I would imagine.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 10, 2018 12:47 PM (2FqvZ)
Exactly - this is why I support the national Republicans taking positions and passing legislation which is "Fuck California 6 ways to Sunday" in every possible way. Kill their tax breaks, screw over Hollywood, to everything possible to kill their employment centers. This is war, California is enemy territory, and any supporters we have there just need to get out now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 12:48 PM (k1TUh)
I'm waiting for someone to superimpose CNN on the squirrel, and TRUMP on the cat. It would go viral
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 10, 2018 12:49 PM (hikCO)
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BC - I like the cut of your jib. Newsletter?
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On a serious note - there is nothing that requires the SOTU to be given to the combined houses of Congress. It can simply be a hand delivered, written address. I believe George Washington appeared in person once - was horrified at the conduct of the members of congress whom he ( rightly) considered to be a bunch of ill mannered inconsiderate jackholes and never went back. Swearing never to return he hand delivered after that.
I think Trump should schedule a nationwide address the eve before in a venue of his choosing with a hand picked audience and give a SOTU speech to "the People" saying "I now will give present the SOTU report that will be handed in to Congress, pursuant to the Constitution, tomorrow at 9:00 am, via hand delivery. Then give the entire speech, with special guests and all that jazz - standing O's, full honor guard in and out - hail to the Chief and then, afterwards fireworks and a military tattoo and state dinner attended by the first family and dignitaries. The only thing missing? F*cking Congress.
The next day - he could then have a low level flunky walk the actual envelope over to Congress and hand it to Pence ( President Pro Tem of the Seante) who will be waiting to receive. They can log it in as received and then adjourn with a statement that the congressmen will get copies "in due course".
BOOM
Posted by: Publius Redux at January 10, 2018 12:53 PM (Fb9aZ)
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Busy, busy, busy. Not smart. They need a job more than most.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 10, 2018 01:02 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Cosda at January 10, 2018 01:04 PM (HI41C)
When radio and TV came along . . . . politicians . . . well you know.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 10, 2018 01:06 PM (8Ls/+)
One leaps to mind immediately:
- kindly old couple is the media
- dazed squirrel is Hillary
- cat is Trump
Posted by: Meme Generator at January 10, 2018 01:07 PM (L3WnE)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at January 10, 2018 01:10 PM (I/obm)
Posted by: Alana at January 10, 2018 01:18 PM (o3d0j)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=HMnMgX7GiOA
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 10, 2018 01:43 PM (YkHnH)
Posted by: Cosda at January 10, 2018 01:04 PM (HI41C)
"You know what this crap you've been feeding me tastes like?"
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 10, 2018 01:44 PM (YkHnH)
Posted by: Cosda at January 10, 2018 04:00 PM (HI41C)
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