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I am shocked. NOT.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 03, 2018 04:16 PM (RwnDB) 2
Isn't that convenient.
Posted by: DFCtomm at January 03, 2018 04:17 PM (50gG9) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:17 PM (mbhDw) 4
On fire? You mean like a twitter hot take?
--Drunken Hillary Posted by: Malcom Tex at January 03, 2018 04:17 PM (GSJcT) 5
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Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:17 PM (LiyEm) 6
5th!
Posted by: Malcom Tex at January 03, 2018 04:17 PM (GSJcT) 7
Wait!!! Where is Huma??
Posted by: American at January 03, 2018 04:17 PM (y1nJQ) 8
Evidence burning?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2018 04:18 PM (O2RFr) 9
ace, you're so funny!
Posted by: saying for the 1000th time at January 03, 2018 04:18 PM (9R040) 10
Maybe Shillary found Bills Pron collection
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (M+Lyo) 11
Hillary must've been wearing ass-less chaps and the friction from her Christmas ham thighs was like a chainsaw going through steel pipe. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (mbhDw) 12
Why not Talking Heads "Burning Down the House"?
Posted by: dantesed at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (88xKn) Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (O2RFr) 14
Evidence burning, and maybe a few inconvenient witnesses.
Posted by: CN at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (5gaNQ) 15
To quoteth trump: "Sad."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (F5+ro) 16
Arkancide fire
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (FZYNt) 17
Anyone see Wasserman or Brazille lately?
Posted by: American at January 03, 2018 04:20 PM (y1nJQ) Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 03, 2018 04:20 PM (NWiLs) 19
Col. Schlichter said the Mueller probe is coming up emptier than the Clintons' marriage.
The hits just keep coming. Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 03, 2018 04:20 PM (/zyrl) 20
For sympathy?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2018 04:20 PM (O2RFr) 21
Fire can't burn wood!!!!
Posted by: Rosie at January 03, 2018 04:20 PM (ycWCI) 22
"Looks like everybody's burning grandmas tonight."
--Obscure but startlingly prescient MST3K reference. Posted by: troyriser at January 03, 2018 04:20 PM (raGQi) 23
10 Maybe Shillary found Bills Pron collection
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (M+Lyo) There ain't enough lube this side of the Hudson for that sybian, and so... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (mbhDw) 24
This honkey's gone to heaven.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Don Q. at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (NgKpN) 26
By 'flames of passion,' I assume you mean her Sybian blew up.
Posted by: Methos and 80,323 other people want Last Jedi erased from canon at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (XQvuQ) 27
Burn, freeze, it's all good.
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (42M22) 28
Bonfire of the Venalities.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (ab78G) 29
So apparently the friction generated by two fat thighs encased in a polyester pantsuit rubbing together can really start a fire.
Alert the Boy Scouts that they need to adjust their Fire Starting Merit Badge criteria! Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (BfOXk) 30
Report is that it's not where they live-but house they bought next door. The maid is probably burning documents/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (8+Ozj) 31
My theory is that the fire was sparked by the flames of passion between these two.
Sparked by old thunder thighs wearing corduroy. Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (0R8lo) Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (72PAC) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (mbhDw) 34
Is Chappaqua burning??!?
Posted by: Hitlery at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (QLvwG) Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (O2RFr) 36
Sparked by old thunder thighs wearing corduroy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (0R8lo) The static discharge would put Tunguska to shame. Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (NWiLs) 37
Hillary was last seen running for the treeline.
Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (Pqytn) 38
We don't need no water, let that motherfucker burn . . . .
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (Dp6qK) 39
31 My theory is that the fire was sparked by the flames of passion between these two.
Sparked by old thunder thighs wearing corduroy. Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (0R8lo) See me at #11. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (mbhDw) 40
Did Huma fall and hit her head on a baseball bat by accident thusly breaking a few crates of 151 sparking a blaze?
Posted by: American at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (y1nJQ) 41
This is what happens when you have to bring your cauldron in from the cold.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (4e+hS) 42
Damn! Guess I better call and find out what's up.
Posted by: Bill from Pedo Island at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (O5Q3r) 43
Burn? Like with a kerosene-soaked cloth?
Posted by: Hillary putting on her "innocent" face at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (42M22) 44
i question the timing...
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (i6uJ1) Posted by: Snap Cackle Shit at January 03, 2018 04:22 PM (/zwDg) 46
The static discharge would put Tunguska to shame.
Posted by: Insomniac Talk about "Ride the Lightning!" Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (0R8lo) 47
So it was their extra house... The one they bought when she thought she was gonna be President
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (O2RFr) 48
The new X-Files should be fun.I predict an average of 5.5 direct shots at Trump per episode...
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (LiyEm) 49
28 Bonfire of the Venalities.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (ab78G) Nice! But we all know their real stock and trade is in mortal sins. Her summoning circle in the basement was broken? Posted by: Rosie at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (ycWCI) 50
34 Is Chappaqua burning??!?
Posted by: Hitlery at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (QLvwG) Strzok er kommt.... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (mbhDw) 51
30 Report is that it's not where they live-but house they bought next door. The maid is probably burning documents/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (8+Ozj) Oh. Yeah, that makes sense. The bought the house for the secret service, then Hillary lost, so now they probably just want a nice field there. And you know, completely unrelated, they probably had one of those random lightning strikes or something. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (F5+ro) 52
An empty handle of vodka and a full ash tray later...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Vanceone at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (A9Gmy) 54
47 Ahh,so she just wants the insurance money....
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (LiyEm) 55
49 28 Bonfire of the Venalities.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:21 PM (ab78G) Nice! But we all know their real stock and trade is in mortal sins. Her summoning circle in the basement was broken? Posted by: Rosie at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (ycWCI) Didn't Chubble give a prayer at a Satanic church? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (mbhDw) 56
Whatever happened to Hillary's maid ?
The one who Hillary had printing classified documents ? A lot of memory holes.... Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (gSwpy) 57
Maybe that cloth she wiped the server with spontaneously combusted. Either that or the bathtub gin.
Posted by: Guam tipper at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (/DvFd) 58
Hillary was last seen running for the treeline.
up the stairs, backwards, in heels, holding a hot cup of covfefe Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (XTiHL) 59
Off sock.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (ycWCI) 60
See me at #11.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I'm slow. I was third in with the thighs comment. Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (0R8lo) 61
It's a Disco Inferno!
Posted by: The Trammps at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (QLvwG) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (ab78G) Posted by: The Mossad at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (O5Q3r) 64
7 Ahh,so she just wants the insurance money....
And to not be reminded that she bought that house thinking she was gonna be Queen, I mean President Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (O2RFr) 65
It's just my hard drives. I forgot they were in the fireplace for safe keeping.
Posted by: not now Pres but just you bitches wait at January 03, 2018 04:25 PM (hS07U) 66
54 47 Ahh,so she just wants the insurance money....
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (LiyEm) Maybe, maybe not. It's very difficult to get permits to do anything in that part of the world, so if they wanted the house gone, the easiest way to make that happen would be to pray to the fire gods. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:25 PM (F5+ro) 67
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So in the other house? Did Bill's collection of sex-bots short circuit? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (ab78G) Group self-immolation. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2018 04:25 PM (Dp6qK) 68
Hmmm. It's like Boy BFF has met me or something.
I just got a text from him that started "Ok is there something wrong with me and yes I know you said yes." Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 04:25 PM (dEQP3) 69
62 So in the other house?
Did Bill's collection of sex-bots short circuit? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (ab78G) Number 5 is alive... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:25 PM (mbhDw) 70
It was less a fire and more of a Burning Sensation.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:25 PM (CY87f) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:26 PM (fA1SL) 72
My theory is that the fire was sparked by the flames of passion between these two.
.......... If by flames of passion you mean burning canker sores, well yeah. Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 04:26 PM (HgMAr) 73
Anyways, we shouldn't be making jokes at others' misfortunes.
I hope everyone got out safely. Speaking of that, what's the over/under that both Hillary and her loving Husband Bill are in the same time zone during this holiday season? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:26 PM (F5+ro) 74
Just roasting some marshmallows
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 03, 2018 04:26 PM (hS07U) 75
Nope, not at all, even with flames crawling up her bell bottoms, Hillary isn't hot.
Posted by: doug at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (89il5) 76
Sources say firefighters saved Hillary by grabbing her and tossing her like a side of beef through the front door.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (O5Q3r) 77
There's no water at Hillary House, only tonic.
Posted by: Guam tipper at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (/DvFd) Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (xQfPr) 79
I was nowheres near Chappaqua!
Posted by: Silvio at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (QLvwG) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (mbhDw) 81
So obviously the Clintons will not have to produce ANY EVIDENCE OF ANYTHING BECAUSE IT ALL WAS "CONSUMED BY THE FIRE".
Posted by: Boris at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (TZXEx) Posted by: Chris M at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (eAZVt) 83
Oh, thank God it didn't burn the file server.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (VpIIl) 84
If you're putting on some Bloodhound Gang, can we at least get The Ballad of Chasey Lain?
Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (7HtZB) 85
Mg guess is Hillary threw a oil lamp, worth about 15 grand that was lit at Bill after he came home from a night with a bimbo
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (aC6Sd) 86
A crack opened in Chappaqua and set Hell ablaze
Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (gSwpy) Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (jHrzU) 88
I might have bought that it was an accidental fire if not for the Zeppelin crashing into the house. That was a bridge too far.
Posted by: pep at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (LAe3v) 89
The She-Beast, smoking after sex ... Bwahahahaha ... * BARF * Look for a fund raising appeal to "help them make their house and lives whole again". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:28 PM (pNxlR) 90
Burn baby burn. Disco inferno!
Posted by: Edith Prickley at January 03, 2018 04:28 PM (IqV8l) 91
Well someone better secure the Weiner laptop before it gets lost, it might contain the last evidence of what kind of Yoga routines Hillary was selling to the rest of the world.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:28 PM (ab78G) 92
Use to work with a guy who went to school with one or more guys from the Bloodhound gang
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2018 04:28 PM (aC6Sd) 93
These things happen sometimes when old people have sex but don't use enough lube.
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 03, 2018 04:28 PM (lIZQs) 94
Radio: "Unclear if the Clintons were home at the time."
Right, like they get anywhere near each other. Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (eO5CB) Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (VpIIl) 96
kinda did one of those throw up in the back of your mouth things at the headline
Actually seeing those two in the throws of passion would make you rips your eyes out. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (BtQd4) 97
Hate to say it, but if history any indication, the pets did not make it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (pCPGh) 98
It's not true that hILLRY eats live babies. She obviously was BBQing them in the basement.
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (HgMAr) 99
I'd forgotten the wonderousness of Hillary buying another entire house to house the Secret Service because she assumed she would win.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (dEQP3) 100
I must resist setting up a GoFundMe to help Hillary rebuild.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (ab78G) 101
48 The new X-Files should be fun.I predict an average of 5.5 direct shots at Trump per episode...
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:23 PM (LiyEm) Considering how bad the final season was....eh...the last final season, or maybe the first final season? Damnit TV shows aren't suppose to come back. Posted by: DFCtomm at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (50gG9) 102
I hope that no one is hurt. I'm not one to wish doom on anyone, even them, but if it turns out that evidence is "lost in the fire," I hope justice is swift and Draconian.
Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (kNasr) 103
97 Hate to say it, but if history any indication, the pets did not make it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol send help Posted by: Zombie Socks the Cat at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (FZYNt) 104
Hillary moved out of that house some time ago. Truth.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (VpIIl) 105
100 I must resist setting up a GoFundMe to help Hillary rebuild.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (ab78G) The 6 Million Dollar Home. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (mbhDw) 106
Snipers using tracers.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 03, 2018 04:29 PM (YV+SU) 107
Obviously they didn't like all the attention Trump was getting today.
Posted by: doug at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (89il5) 108
97 "Can no one rid me of this troublesome pet?"
Hillary Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (LiyEm) 109
Whatever happened to Hillary's maid ?
The one who Hillary had printing classified documents ? A lot of memory holes.... Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 04:24 PM (gSwpy) Yes. Two in the back, one in the abdomen, and two in the head. That should erase those memories. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (z79tQ) 110
Friction fire. Nothing to see here people.
Posted by: SS Agent Beating It at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (r9UYA) 111
Burn to the ground. like with accelerant and a road fuse?
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (0OmEj) 112
if it turns out that evidence is "lost in the fire," I hope justice is swift and Draconian.
If? Surely you jest. Posted by: pep at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (LAe3v) 113
Maybe Shillary found Bills Pron collection
It's hard to keep a Petabyte NAS hidden. Bill's lucky Hillary took this long. Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (YWpkz) 114
Yes. Two in the back, one in the abdomen, and two in the head. That should erase those memories.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (z79tQ) Clearly suicide. Posted by: The FBI at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (72PAC) Posted by: Genral Organa (I am not a princess!) at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (ymnmz) 116
She didn't buy a house for the secret service, they didn't want a neighbor to have a view of the comings and goings of various nefarious characters.
Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (eO5CB) 117
NOW WAIT A DAMNED MINUTE! WTH IS THIS?-
Hmmm. It's like Boy BFF has met me or something. I just got a text from him that started "Ok is there something wrong with me and yes I know you said yes." Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 04:25 PM (dEQP3) Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (hS07U) 118
The dirty Depends basket spontaneously ignited.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (BtQd4) Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (gSwpy) 120
My theory is they finally got around to burning Donna Brazile at the stake Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (lKyWE) 121
Yes. Two in the back, one in the abdomen, and two in the head. That should erase those memories. Posted by: OneEyedJack obviously a suicide Posted by: the FBI at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (FZYNt) 122
Sefton, after GoFundMe takes their piece of the action I take my piece of the action. Say 85%. Then the rest will go to the Clintons, maybe.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (ab78G) 123
Yes. Two in the back, one in the abdomen, and two in the head. That should erase those memories.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (z79tQ) I see what you did there. One more in the abdomen and they couldn't call it a suicide. Posted by: doug at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (89il5) 124
Does anyone really know where Bill and Hillary Clinton are living now? Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (GroCc) 125
2nd thought - Or a total cover up to destroy evidence
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (aC6Sd) 126
Sources say firefighters saved Hillary by grabbing her and tossing her like a side of beef through the front door.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (O5Q3r) .............. Should have let get medium well done. That meats gotta be rotten. Posted by: the Donner party at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (HgMAr) 127
So was Hillary trying to light her own sharts? She should have taken up another hobby.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 03, 2018 04:32 PM (/qEW2) 128
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My theory is they finally got around to burning Donna Brazile at the stake Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (lKyWE) All fat, some prattle. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:32 PM (mbhDw) 129
Hillary was probably baking cookies like she always does for Chelsea and her friends weekly prayer session and forgot about them while in deep mediation. Just like the rest of Americans do, who she is totally the same as.
Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2018 04:32 PM (MxEKc) 130
Why didn't anyone put it out? Like with a cloth.
Posted by: Guam tipper at January 03, 2018 04:32 PM (/DvFd) 131
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Does anyone really know where Bill and Hillary Clinton are living now? Posted by: Skandia Recluse State of denial. Posted by: pep at January 03, 2018 04:32 PM (LAe3v) 132
Actually seeing those two in the throws of passion would make you rips your eyes out. The "throws of passion" routinely involve lamps, glasses and silverware. The "throes of passion" involved Webb Hubbell and / or battery-powered handheld devices. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:32 PM (pNxlR) 133
Wait, maybe it was that Big Black Burly Dude with the epi-pen/cattle prod deal... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (zsFze) 135
127 So was Hillary trying to light her own sharts? She should have taken up another hobby.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear that's cold Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (FZYNt) 136
I'm not one to wish doom on anyone, even them
I'm not above that at all. I'm just sad all the nevertrumpers weren't having a convention there. Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (eO5CB) 137
True Fact : Pussy Dander is 10x more Combustible than Magnesium Shavings.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (CY87f) 138
It was the oxygen tent that Hillary regenerates in every night.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (yL25O) 139
114 Yes. Two in the back, one in the abdomen, and two in the head. That should erase those memories.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (z79tQ) Clearly suicide. Posted by: The FBI at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (72PAC) 121 Yes. Two in the back, one in the abdomen, and two in the head. That should erase those memories. Posted by: OneEyedJack obviously a suicide Posted by: the FBI at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (FZYNt) Eh, we'll allow it. Posted by: The CIA at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (72PAC) Posted by: IP at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (/fNs2) 141
aaaakkkkshuuuualllllyyyyy...I'm sure they're burning the collected bones, ears, and other souveneirs of the various states witnesses who had massively regretted their intransigence days before their respective grand jury testimonies.
Posted by: internet expert at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (V3U1L) 142
Musta been the hot sauce in the purse. Those little bottles just spontaneously combust, hence "hot."
Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (eO5CB) 143
137 True Fact : Pussy Dander is 10x more Combustible than Magnesium Shavings.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (CY87f) "Blast. Had I but known..." - - Zombie Air Chief Marshal Arthur Harris Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (mbhDw) 144
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It was the oxygen tent that Hillary regenerates in every night. Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (yL25O) Nope. Drunk in bed and let a Virginia Slim fall onto the sheets. Posted by: Genral Organa (I am not a princess!) at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (ymnmz) 145
Can a house commit Arkancide?
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (lIZQs) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (ab78G) 147
Better check the crawlspace. It may explain the fire.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (YV+SU) 148
Bom-de-bom-de-bom-bom. My life for you! My . . life . . .for you!!
Posted by: Trashcan Man at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (QLvwG) 149
I'm not above that at all. I'm just sad all the nevertrumpers weren't having a convention there.
Posted by: dagny at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (eO5CB) Grrr there's some kind of all that oiliness there joke that I can't quite craft. I'm sure the Horde can. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (dEQP3) Posted by: Bob at the NSA at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (FZYNt) 151
The Clinton House fire is not much different than a tragic canoe accident.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (hLShT) 152
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It was the oxygen tent that Hillary regenerates in every night. Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (yL25O) Nope. Drunk in bed and let a Virginia Slim fall onto the sheets. Posted by: Genral Organa (I am not a princess!) at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (ymnmz) Pfft. She smokes Camels. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (mbhDw) 153
There's no proof they intended to set the house on fire...
Posted by: James Comey at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (gSwpy) 154
Hate to say it, but if history any indication, the pets did not make it. Posted by: Roc Ingersol Smelled like burning socks. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (IqV8l) 155
Has Trump been blamed for the fire yet? Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (493sH) 156
"Servants!I just had a bomb cyclone in my diaper."
Hillary Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (LiyEm) 157
I think the fire was purposely set by Hillary because she missed the ambiance of the fire and brimstone of hell.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (pCPGh) 158
I bet the true story is weirder than all these comments.
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (HgMAr) 159
aaaakkkkshuuuualllllyyyyy...no reasonable firefighter would conclude it was an evidence fire
Posted by: internet expert at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (V3U1L) 160
Clearly suicide.
Posted by: The FBI at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (72PAC) obviously a suicide Posted by: the FBI at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (FZYNt) I see what you did there. One more in the abdomen and they couldn't call it a suicide. Posted by: doug at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (89il5) What does it say about our society when everybody thinks like this? Soviet levels of cynicism, to say the least. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (z79tQ) 161
Pedobite? That'll leave a mark, right Hairy Reed? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (ab78G) I guess you can call two black eyes a mark. Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (lKyWE) 162
Hmmm. It's like Boy BFF has met me or something.
I just got a text from him that started "Ok is there something wrong with me and yes I know you said yes." Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. --- This is, in fact, the story of many of my relationships. Posted by: shibumi at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (aT+Bx) 163
76 Sources say firefighters saved Hillary by grabbing her and tossing her like a side of beef through the front door. Posted by: tu3031 at January 03, 2018 04:27 PM (O5Q3r) * golf clap * Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (pNxlR) Posted by: CLUE : FIRE MARSHAL ed at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (CY87f) 165
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144 138 It was the oxygen tent that Hillary regenerates in every night. Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2018 04:33 PM (yL25O) Nope. Drunk in bed and let a Virginia Slim fall onto the sheets. Posted by: Genral Organa (I am not a princess!) at January 03, 2018 04:34 PM (ymnmz) Pfft. She smokes Camels. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (mbhDw) SAY WHAT? Posted by: Chelsea Handler at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (ymnmz) 166
115 This gives me an idea......first we set the ship on fire....
Shut up, Po! Posted by: Genral Organa (I am not a princess!) at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (ymnmz) I'm loving this meme Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (7HtZB) 167
aaaakkkkshuuuualllllyyyyy...a portal to hell in their basement would be doing its best effort to close, sort of like the opposite of the plot of pacific rim.
Posted by: internet expert at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (V3U1L) 168
150 Eh, we'll allow it.
Posted by: The CIA I saw that Posted by: Bob at the NSA at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (FZYNt) Huh? What? Did someone say fire? I swear it wasn't us and our tanks this time! Posted by: The ATF at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (F5+ro) 169
160. I know, right? - DC police closing yhe Seth Rich 'mugging gone wrong'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (fA1SL) 170
The house would be fine today if not for Trump's incendiary rhetoric.
Posted by: James Clapper at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (LAe3v) Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (CY87f) 172
And Billy Joel was heard to say "I didn't start the fire."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (ab78G) 173
I'd forgotten the wonderousness of Hillary buying another entire house to house the Secret Service because she assumed she would win.
I know at least one of the Clinton's houses was paid for entirely with tax dollars. They built a cottage for Bill's SS agents and charged them (read: taxpayers) such an exorbitant monthly rent, the rent paid the entire property's monthly mortgage. Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (YWpkz) 174
Hillary was filming a commercial for us at her home. We regret the conflagration.
Posted by: Pepsi at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (QLvwG) 175
Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama's Taxpayer-Funded Choom-Bong at January 03, 2018 04:38 PM (sNwPN) 176
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Has Trump been blamed for the fire yet? Saw him with a Jerrycan and a match out back. Sayin' Posted by: Bannon at January 03, 2018 04:38 PM (r9UYA) 177
alive4
Does anyone really know where Bill and Hillary Clinton are living now? Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (GroCc) Does anyone really know if Bill and Hillary Clinton are alive now? Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 04:38 PM (BtQd4) 178
So was this a Bimbo Eruption?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 03, 2018 04:38 PM (YV+SU) 179
That's what you get for worshipping Satan in a room with no smoke alarm.
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (HgMAr) 180
172 And Billy Joel was heard to say "I didn't start the fire."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it anymore Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (FZYNt) 181
House fires caused by something other than gross negligence (cigarette, leaving the gas stove on, etc) are pretty rare these days...
Hmmmm.... Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (F5+ro) 182
Some ex-Secret Service agent was on a Fox show last talking about Hillary's weird campaign van. Said it was dangerous as heck for her and the agents trying to protect her. He thinks the van was set up to handle her 'condition', which I guess was her instability.
Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (XTiHL) 183
It's probably not suspicious at all that Hillary asked the SS to pick up 20 gallons of fuel for her and then take the afternoon off.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (ylUqT) 184
I don't think they could have burned all the evidence. According to a Fox, the fire was reported at 2:51 and out by 3:17. That's not much time at all, considering they had to get there first.
Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (kNasr) 185
I did it and I'm glad I did it.
Posted by: zombie buddy at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (QCX64) 186
Still alive! Just letting you know!
Posted by: Podesta at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (O5Q3r) 187
If the house would have been in Philadelphia it might have been blamed on the police.
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (aC6Sd) 188
>>House fires caused by something other than gross negligence (cigarette, leaving the gas stove on, etc) are pretty rare these days...
Dryer Vent plugged up with lint and pussy dander will do it. Also, deep frying a turkey. Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:40 PM (CY87f) 189
The house would be fine today if not for Trump's incendiary rhetoric.
Posted by: James Clapper at January 03, 2018 04:37 PM (LAe3v) Okay that right there is funny. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 04:40 PM (dEQP3) 190
Buried on the back pages. Joe Ganim, Democrat and convicted felon running for governor of Connecticut- and he might just win...
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2018 04:40 PM (VpIIl) 191
184
I don't think they could have burned all the evidence. According to a Fox, the fire was reported at 2:51 and out by 3:17. That's not much time at all, considering they had to get there first. You'd be surprised. Flamethrowers are quite efficient. Posted by: pep at January 03, 2018 04:40 PM (LAe3v) 192
187 If the house would have been in Philadelphia it might have been blamed on the police.
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2018 04:39 PM (aC6Sd) Too soon, man, too soon. Posted by: zombie MOVE at January 03, 2018 04:40 PM (F5+ro) 193
How long does it take a file cabinet content to burn?
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2018 04:40 PM (aC6Sd) 194
160 Clearly suicide.
Posted by: The FBI at January 03, 2018 04:30 PM (72PAC) obviously a suicide Posted by: the FBI at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (FZYNt) I see what you did there. One more in the abdomen and they couldn't call it a suicide. Posted by: doug at January 03, 2018 04:31 PM (89il5) What does it say about our society when everybody thinks like this? Soviet levels of cynicism, to say the least. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (z79tQ) Yeah, their excuse for me? I was asking for it.... Posted by: Levoy Finicum at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (NgKpN) 195
"Where was Trump at the time- hmmmm?"
Posted by: Bob Mueller at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (VpIIl) 196
Maybe the firefighters should have used "raw water" to combat the flames.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (ab78G) 197
Dryer Vent plugged up with lint and pussy dander will do it.
Also, deep frying a turkey. Posted by: garrett no dander when Huma gives it a fresh varnish weekly Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (FZYNt) 198
NYT headline: Hillary boosts construction activity.
Posted by: Guam tipper at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (/DvFd) 199
Napping and late to another thread.
My theory is The Beast was drunk and tried to set Bill's bed on fire. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (ptqGC) 200
>>How long does it take a file cabinet content to burn?
Depends on your accelerant...er, I mean... Burn? Like toast? Does anyone else smell toast? Posted by: Hillary at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (CY87f) 201
Wait- the carpet committed suicide by self immolation?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (VpIIl) 202
I don't think they could have burned all the evidence. According to a Fox, the fire was reported at 2:51 and out by 3:17. That's not much time at all, considering they had to get there first. IS IT OUT!?! THEN TELL THOSE ASSHOLES TO GET THE FUCK OUT!!! Posted by: Hillary! at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (O5Q3r) 203
191. Thermite grenade units weigh what, about two pounds? Burn hella fast and hot. Just the thing for those times when you tell your staff 'flood the house with gas, destroy the files. '
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (fA1SL) 204
Bill's entire collection of pizza related maps on kapkins is destroyed.
Posted by: Monk at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (g4lFK) 205
Testing the new server prototypes with built in self-destruct, not quite perfected yet.
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (xGZ+b) 206
Saw him with a Jerrycan and a match out back. Sayin'
Posted by: Bannon at January 03, 2018 04:38 PM (r9UYA) You know who else used Jerry Cans? That's right. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (z79tQ) 207
What does it say about our society when everybody thinks like this? Soviet levels of cynicism, to say the least.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (z79tQ) Arrest this man. Posted by: Robert Mueller at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (72PAC) 208
You people assume my vulva isn't as smooth as a deplorables car tires....
Posted by: Hillary ! at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (gSwpy) 209
My theory is The Beast was drunk and tried to set Bill's bed on fire.
Posted by: Jane D'oh how can you sleep while our beds are burning Posted by: Midnight Oil at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (FZYNt) 210
Dryer Vent plugged up with lint and pussy dander will do it.
Also, deep frying a turkey. Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:40 PM (CY87f) Alright, well, I'm no fireman, but I think that's more wives tale than a real thing. When your dryer vent gets clogged, your dryer runs like shit, but I don't think an electric dryer at least would actually get hot enough so that the exhaust air would start lint on fire. I need to see a mythbusters episode on this one to believe that. Pussy dander? Juries still out. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (F5+ro) 211
Ah, the old paint cans and oily rags stored next to the gas water heater gambit.
Posted by: Agent 86 at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (QLvwG) 212
Chelsea praises the church of satan, house burns. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (hLShT) 213
Late last night when we were all in bed, Old Mrs. Clinton lit a lantern in her shed. Huma kicked it over, winked her eye and said, "There'll be a hot time in Chataqqua tonight!" FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (pNxlR) 214
Wait until Hillary finds out Bill put her case of vodka out there so he could make room for his whores.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (4ErVI) 215
IT WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!
Posted by: Williem DaFoe at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (lIZQs) 216
"Spontaneous Human Combustion"
Posted by: Derek Smalls at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (sNwPN) 217
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I think the fire was purposely set by Hillary because she missed the ambiance of the fire and brimstone of hell. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 03, 2018 04:35 PM (pCPGh) Hah. Even rejected by Satan. Now we know why howdy doodie was schmoozing the Church of Satan. Howdy doodie is looking to lodge an appeal with the Dark Lord, himself. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (Dp6qK) 218
178 So was this a Bimbo Eruption?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 03, 2018 04:38 PM (YV+SU) I saw the Chappaqua Mafia perform their hit "Bimbo Inferno" at the Palace in '93. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (ycWCI) 219
I don't think they could have burned all the evidence. According to Fox, the fire was reported at 2:51 and out by 3:17. That's not much time at all, considering they had to get there first.
Depends on how long the help watched the burn bags before they picked up the phone. Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (YWpkz) 220
Doesn't Princess Chelsea live next door?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (ptqGC) 221
Its an old house. The weather is unseasonably cold. It was cold in the bedroom, and they had an electric space heater going that was too close to the window curtains. Happens every winter when poor people struggle to stay warm in very cold weather. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (GroCc) 222
Entrance to hell opened up?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (VpIIl) 223
Clinton will claim there was no fire, just some smoke from the grill because an unnecessary, complex lie is better than an easy truth any day..
Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (MxEKc) 224
Bill Kristol Nacht! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (pNxlR) 225
>>When your dryer vent gets clogged, your dryer runs like shit, but I don't think an electric dryer at least would actually get hot enough so that the exhaust air would start lint on fire.
My dryer runs on gas, baby! Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (CY87f) 226
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You people assume my vulva isn't as smooth as a deplorables car tires.... Posted by: Hillary ! at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (gSwpy) OK, now you have crossed a line. Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (ymnmz) 227
Satanic ritual gone wrong.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (ptqGC) 228
Ace's theory explains cryogenics and the weather on Mars, not the weekly Clinton evidence bonfire
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (clYld) 229
Rub two hicks together...
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (RuIsu) 230
*Checks 5 and 10 rule*
Posted by: Monk at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (g4lFK) 231
"like a flash of green light... And that was it. Nothing was left"
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (sNwPN) 232
220 Doesn't Princess Chelsea live next door?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (ptqGC) No, she lives in manhattan. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (F5+ro) 233
220 Doesn't Princess Chelsea live next door?
Posted by: Jane D'oh I thought she had the Manhattan Medical centre penthouse suite Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (FZYNt) 234
My dryer runs on gas, baby!
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (CY87f) Oh, well then, yeah I guess I could possibly see that happening. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (F5+ro) 235
Hillary was just proving to Senator Warren that it was genuine firewater she was selling to her and it got out of hand.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (QCX64) 236
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"Where was Trump at the time- hmmmm?" Posted by: Bob Mueller at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (VpIIl) Enjoying hillary's lunch. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (Dp6qK) 237
... they had an electric space heater going that was too close to the window curtains. The Mooch was visiting in her latest garb by Omar the Tentmaker? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (pNxlR) 238
Should have drained the hot grease out of that frying pan before throwing it at Bill.
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (HgMAr) 239
Yeah, their excuse for me? I was asking for it....
Posted by: Levoy Finicum at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (NgKpN) Say what you want about the situation he'd stepped into, but stepping out of that truck saved everyone else in there from getting gunned down with him. I call that a decent man at the least. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (z79tQ) 240
Clearly this was started by either Kosovo Snipers, or Macedonian Hackers...
Luckily, Hillary was climbing in the Himalayas, like her namesake, and was not injured... Posted by: Don Q. at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (NgKpN) 241
Well they call me the fireman
That's my name I make my rounds all over town Putting out old flames. [Hillary still pines for Web's embrace] Posted by: George Strait at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (QLvwG) 242
There must be a Clinton Curse!
Posted by: jakee308 at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (Liv96) 243
Satanic ritual gone wrong.
Podesta, "I told you we should have used a goat." Hillary, "Shut up!. We'll try again another time Chelsea dear." Chelsea, "But Mom! Why me?" Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (ab78G) 244
That's what happens when Hillary tries to blow out a candle...WHOOSH!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2018 04:46 PM (oVJmc) 245
Isn't fire the only natural method to get rid of DNA?
Posted by: Monk at January 03, 2018 04:46 PM (g4lFK) 246
101 Considering how bad the final season [of the new X-Files] was....eh...the last final season, or maybe the first final season? Damnit TV shows aren't suppose to come back.
It's a shame they killed off The Lone Gunmen. That was quality TV, right there. Posted by: Anachronda at January 03, 2018 04:46 PM (sGtp+) 247
216 "Spontaneous Human Combustion"
Or maybe "Spontaneous Huma Combustion" Posted by: Guam tipper at January 03, 2018 04:46 PM (/DvFd) 248
246 They got their own show...briefly...
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2018 04:46 PM (LiyEm) 249
The thought of a well greased Hillary trying to deep fry a turkey in her Ethan Allen Livingroom makes me laugh.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:46 PM (CY87f) 250
Say what you want about the situation he'd stepped into, but stepping out of that truck saved everyone else in there from getting gunned down with him.
I call that a decent man at the least. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (z79tQ) Yeah.... anyone who actually researched what happened, know it was not a righteous shoot... Yet the only person charged with anything, was charged with lying about the sequence WHEN he shot... Posted by: Don Q. at January 03, 2018 04:47 PM (NgKpN) 251
I'm not saying it started in the child rape room, but it started in the child rape room.
Posted by: Monk at January 03, 2018 04:47 PM (g4lFK) 252
Is it true that a long time ago, firemen used to put out fires and not burn books?
Posted by: clarisse at January 03, 2018 04:47 PM (QCX64) 253
Revenge is a dish best served during a bombagenesis.
Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich at January 03, 2018 04:47 PM (bc2Lc) 254
239 Yeah, their excuse for me? I was asking for it....
Posted by: Levoy Finicum at January 03, 2018 04:41 PM (NgKpN) Say what you want about the situation he'd stepped into, but stepping out of that truck saved everyone else in there from getting gunned down with him. I call that a decent man at the least. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:45 PM (z79tQ) Maybe. But after the media and FBI saying everything they said, the Oregon State Police released their report saying basically "oh, everything before was a lie. Our cops were shooting at the truck while it was still driving on the road, and an FBI agent opened fire almost immediately after the dude stepped out of the vehicle, then lied about it." Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:47 PM (F5+ro) 255
The failed campaign team is no more. 2020 campaign to begin hiring soon.
Posted by: American at January 03, 2018 04:48 PM (y1nJQ) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 04:48 PM (uFFOT) 257
initial scanner reports said it was a bedroom fire and has been extinguished
Probably caused by Hall Sex. As they pass each other in the hall yell FUK U at each other. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 04:48 PM (BtQd4) 258
254. The important thing is that the feds got to gun down someone who didn't think in the approved manner.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (fA1SL) 259
aaaakkkkshuuuualllllyyyyy...jet fuel can't combust houses
Posted by: internet expert at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (V3U1L) 260
Holy crap. Steve Bannon has shot himself in both feet, his hands, his gut, his right temple and one to his heart.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (Liv96) Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (W+vEI) 262
When your dryer vent gets clogged, your dryer runs like shit, but I don't think an electric dryer at least would actually get hot enough so that the exhaust air would start lint on fire. I need to see a mythbusters episode on this one to believe that.
I rented an apartment that had a dryer that weirdly didn't have a lint catcher, only this big grate at the back of the unit. After several months I noticed my clothes needed two cycles to dry. I called maintenance. Maintenance guy reached back and pulled out the grate and a three inch thick slab of lint fell out. I felt so dumb. Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (YWpkz) 263
Luckily, if the Clinton's need a place to stay there are plenty of prison cells.
Posted by: Aviator at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (2cuLk) 264
This is what happens when you've gotten all your other IT guys investigated and have to rely on actual demons to clean up.
Posted by: DaveA at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (FhXTo) 265
"Hey little girl
is your Daddy home?" Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (CY87f) 266
Thar goes the evi dence.
Oh well. ZZZZZZX Posted by: Jeff Sessions at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (7QX/m) 267
Hill and Bill, dead broke, they needed the insurance money.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (tPrp3) 268
203 191. Thermite grenade units weigh what, about two pounds? Burn hella fast and hot. Just the thing for those times when you tell your staff 'flood the house with gas, destroy the files. '
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (fA1SL) Thermite in a house would be like alien blood in the corridors on LV-426. Burn through to the basement. We did keep a thermite grenade in the Battalion S-2 safe in Germany in the good old days. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 03, 2018 04:49 PM (di1hb) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (pNxlR) 270
Just a pizza oven mishap.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (3BFzK) 271
What does it say about our society when everybody thinks like this? Soviet levels of cynicism, to say the least.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (z79tQ) Arrest this man. Posted by: Robert Mueller at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (72PAC) Halt! That's my line. Posted by: Major Hochstetter at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (QLvwG) 272
Dateline... Chaapappaqua....
President Clintons house was damaged today, when a satanic ritual in the basement went wrong... Luckily, there were no injuries, because although a portal to hell was opened, hell had frozen over, which extinguished the fire... Video at 11... Posted by: Don Q. at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (NgKpN) 273
Fire! Fire!
Posted by: Beavis at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (IqV8l) 274
Didn't they originally buy that house for Chelsea, her beard and the grandspawn? You know, back when she was gonna be the Queen of the world.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (hLShT) 275
A tragedy really. They were just about to turn over those documents and harddrives.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (QQ+il) 276
That's what happens when Hillary tries to blow out a candle...WHOOSH!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2018 04:46 PM (oVJmc) ............ WHY AM I NOT 50 PINTS AHEAD, YOU MIGHT ASK??!! Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 04:51 PM (HgMAr) 277
Oh good - "Clinton house of lies".
Hook for me to comment on ace's earlier post, about the "bombshell" info from House investigators. It's very good that there appears to be, unsurprisingly, documentary evidence of the FBI's non-investigation investigation. I just question the "bombshell" thing. And this applies to most of the stories on the Espionage Act mega-scandal (it's not an "email" scandal). The violations of the Espionage Act are beyond doubt, as is their being deliberate and systematic and knowing, based on publicly known info. This was known from the outset. Classified info was deliberately placed outside classified channels - ipso facto violation, period. Case closed. When it was done systematically, by a cabinet member and National Security Council ex officio member, for her own communications - easily the greatest violation of relevant laws in our history (where actual conscious assistance to foreign powers was not involved). The moment it was known that Clinton and Co. did what they did, it was certain there were serious violations of both the Espionage and Federal Records Acts. Period. The moment Comey gave his bizarre, inappropriate press statement, it was known there had not been a proper investigation/handling of the case. Period. Those were the bombshells. Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 03, 2018 04:51 PM (QDnY+) 278
>>>Holy crap. Steve Bannon has shot himself in both feet, his hands, his gut, his right temple and one to his heart.
Well the face was getting too much attention. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at January 03, 2018 04:51 PM (zsFze) 279
271 What does it say about our society when everybody thinks like this? Soviet levels of cynicism, to say the least.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:36 PM (z79tQ) Arrest this man. Posted by: Robert Mueller at January 03, 2018 04:42 PM (72PAC) Halt! That's my line. Posted by: Major Hochstetter at January 03, 2018 04:50 PM (QLvwG) I know nuzing.... I see nuzz ing! Posted by: Sgt. Comey at January 03, 2018 04:51 PM (NgKpN) 280
Blizzard warning now up in my hometown, Brick, NJ. Fun at the shore.
Posted by: Tofer732 at January 03, 2018 04:51 PM (rmH5B) 281
Doesn't Princess Chelsea live next door?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:43 PM (ptqGC) No, she lives in manhattan. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:44 PM (F5+ro) If memory serves, The Beast bought the property next door so Chelz could bring the grandspawn to visit (and avoid seeing Granny staggering around drunk in the guest rooms). Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:51 PM (ptqGC) 282
268. Yep. Touch it off and close it up in the safe.
Problem solved. Now, for residential use, well, ya can't beat them 5 pound napalm submunitions we used on JP. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:51 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 04:52 PM (uFFOT) 284
Now I am hungry for Roast Beast.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2018 04:52 PM (Dp6qK) 285
Off commie sock.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 03, 2018 04:52 PM (72PAC) 286
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 04:47 PM (F5+ro)
I watched some aerial footage of what happened, and some cell phone video from inside the truck. I'll stand by the statement that he saved lives by offering up his. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 04:52 PM (z79tQ) 287
Maybe she was going to fake her own death and be jetted off to Argentina, where she would live incognito for the rest of her days....
Naw, she just can't give up her dream of the presidency. Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (W+vEI) 288
It's really the only way to deal with Protein Stains on silk.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (CY87f) 289
You're Fired !
Posted by: TrumpTwitter at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (gSwpy) 290
So the swarm of flies wasn't enough to convince you, neither were the nightmares, the walls dripping blood, my assistant Jody . . .
Get OUT! Posted by: The Chappaqua Horror at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (QLvwG) 291
275
A tragedy really. They were just about to turn over those documents and harddrives. Posted by: Grump928 Oh, if only he hadn't tried to put the flames out with a sledge hammer and a chainsaw. Posted by: pep at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (LAe3v) 292
One of the aborted babies Granny Clinton uses as fire starters fell out of the fireplace and caught a rug on fire.
And I've just angered and disgusted myself. I'll be in the corner. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Aviator at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (2cuLk) 294
Huma, smoking in bed again.
Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (nisXv) Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2018 04:54 PM (QCX64) Posted by: FREEBIRD! at January 03, 2018 04:54 PM (IqV8l) 297
Some women just want to watch the world burn.
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (+lOpA) 298
Maybe she was going to fake her own death and be jetted off to Argentina, where she would live incognito for the rest of her days You know who else did just that? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (pNxlR) 299
293 >>Why didn't anyone put it out?
Nobody has "put out" anything in that house for years. Posted by: Aviator at January 03, 2018 04:53 PM (2cuLk) Energizer Bunny was not in residence... Posted by: Don Q. at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (NgKpN) 300
Didn't they originally buy that house for Chelsea, her beard and the grandspawn? You know, back when she was gonna be the Queen of the world.
-- That's the second house, no the third house. This one is the first house they bought so Hillary could reside in NY and run for senator from New York. The second house was for the secret service protection detail. There could be more houses, the news reports aren't clear which house had the fire. It's difficult to keep track of how many houses the Clintons own. (There's a Romney joke there.) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (GroCc) 301
Hillary smoking a cigarette while cooking a steak on a George Forman Grill is also a funny image.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (CY87f) 302
Whoever is on Twitter - isn't TGE supposed to do his Fake News award soon?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: 'president' hillary clinton at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (QCX64) 304
Palp, think he said it was coming next Monday (fake news awards).
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 03, 2018 04:56 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 04:56 PM (+lOpA) 306
So that's what they did with all the fireworks... stored them in the basement.
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 04:56 PM (HgMAr) 307
The plan was working out until when the firefighters got there, Sam MacGee yelled out from the middle of the fire: "Turn off those hoses! These Hard Drives are finally making me warm!"
Posted by: Vanceone at January 03, 2018 04:56 PM (A9Gmy) 308
Rosenstein meeting with Ryan, Wray supposedly invited.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at January 03, 2018 04:57 PM (zsFze) 309
Clearly the work of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy!
Posted by: Don Q. at January 03, 2018 04:57 PM (NgKpN) 310
304. Hmmmm..... just sayin'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 04:57 PM (fA1SL) 311
It's difficult to keep track of how many houses the Clintons own. Wait, I thought they were dead broke when they left the White House. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 04:57 PM (uFFOT) 312
Hillary had another one of her fainting spells as she was carrying her bong across the room to get some vodka.
That's probably what happened. Posted by: hepcat at January 03, 2018 04:57 PM (5b+Sr) 313
It's difficult to keep track of how many houses the Clintons own. (There's a Romney joke there.)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 03, 2018 04:55 PM (GroCc) The Obamas are fast trying to catch up with them. They have a place in Manhattan now, and I believe were also buying a place in Hawaii. So three homes. But Barry recently said that the thing he was proudest of after his eight year reign of terror, is that he and Moochelle "didn't change." Yep. Still the same, racist, shifty grifters they were in Chi-town. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:57 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: TrumpTwitter at January 03, 2018 04:58 PM (gSwpy) 315
...of course, I am imagine Hillary in the full Regalia - Pantsuit, Big Fake Baubles, Make-Up and Hair.
A Virginia Slim dangling from her lip. Glass of Scotch in one hand. Tongs in the other. Standing over a Foreman Grill in the middle of a tastefully decorated W.A.S.P. hive in Westchester. Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 04:58 PM (CY87f) Posted by: hepcat at January 03, 2018 04:58 PM (5b+Sr) Posted by: Trashcan Man (D) at January 03, 2018 04:58 PM (sNwPN) 318
So today was the deadline from Nunes (House Intel) to the DOJ to deliver documents and other things they have been (allegedly) withholding.
No word, so far. This is one of the strangest aspects of the Mega-Scandal Swarm. Very troubling. Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 03, 2018 04:58 PM (QDnY+) 319
So...were either Bill or Hillary at home at the time?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2018 04:58 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 04:59 PM (y3aQB) 321
>>Does anyone else smell toast?
Posted by: Hillary You mean like in your headquarters on election night? Posted by: Aviator at January 03, 2018 04:59 PM (2cuLk) 322
I'm praying for a Secret Service tell-all some day on the Clintons and Obamas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 04:59 PM (ptqGC) 323
"Hillary had another one of her fainting spells as she was carrying her bong across the room to get some vodka.
That's probably what happened. Posted by: hepcat" She should have watched CNN bong special, I think they covered bong safety pretty well for these situations.. Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2018 04:59 PM (MxEKc) 324
garret, you forgot the rollers in the hair along with the pink fluffy slippers.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM (ab78G) 325
Hey Bernie, when you say single payer healthcare how many operations will be non-urgent procedures?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/badly-strained-uk-hospitals-delay-non-urgent-procedures-102502267.html Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM (BtQd4) Posted by: Williem DaFoe at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM (lIZQs) Posted by: hepcat at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM (5b+Sr) 328
Maybe she was going to fake her own death and be jetted off to Argentina,
Easier than when she tried to fake her own alive-ness in 2016 Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM (clYld) 329
She left the Fresnel glasses on the windowsill, sun came out and caught the drapes on fire.
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM (HgMAr) 330
Rosenstein and Wray with Ryan?
Fascinating. Ryan has stayed aloof from this bizarre wrestling match, save for one instance in the fall where he chimed in to back Nunes - whereupon DOJ promptly said "how high?!!". Which, in this kremlinological tea-leaf reading exercise, lent substantial credibility to Nunes' most aggressive claims. Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 03, 2018 05:01 PM (QDnY+) 331
garret, you forgot the rollers in the hair along with the pink fluffy slippers.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM (ab78G) and muu-muu instead of pantsuit Posted by: wth at January 03, 2018 05:01 PM (HgMAr) 332
Sokov!
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 03, 2018 05:01 PM (lIZQs) Posted by: Hillary at January 03, 2018 05:02 PM (CY87f) 334
I thought the Obama's lived in common housing; didn't believe in private ownership. All the places it was rumored to be Obama retirement homes were all owned by someone else and the Obama's just lived there, if they weren't staying in some billionaire's guest house.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 03, 2018 05:02 PM (GroCc) 335
Hey Bernie, when you say single payer healthcare how many operations will be non-urgent procedures? https://www.yahoo.com/news/badly-strained-uk-hospitals-delay-non-urgent-procedures-102502267.html Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 05:00 PM But we'll do it "the right way." Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2018 05:02 PM (IqV8l) 336
The guy that did the bleach bit will be found dead in the ashes.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 03, 2018 05:02 PM (eD4rp) 337
The fire was doubtless part of the Great Right Wing Conspiracy against the Clintons.
Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2018 05:03 PM (Rl9Tz) 338
Old quote for VD Hanson:
Quite simply, the next time your elected local or state official holds a press conference about global warming, the Middle East, or the national political climate, expect to experience poor county law enforcement, bad municipal services, or regional insolvency. Progressivism 101: Every time we get close to having REAL socialism something messes it up. Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 05:03 PM (BtQd4) Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2018 05:03 PM (QCX64) 340
"My theory is that the fire was sparked by the flames of passion between these two."
Um, yeah, now thatth dithguthtin ... Posted by: Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man, with all of your romantic queries at January 03, 2018 05:03 PM (GdJ+p) 341
Jesus! If it reaches the gin and vodka storage areas we are going to lose Chappaqua!
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at January 03, 2018 05:03 PM (3/f2v) 342
341. Why are you telling the yard crew patron this? Inside staff are overseen by Rosalita, his wife.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 05:06 PM (fA1SL) 343
I picture Hillary! bald under a bad wig. Little patches of gray hair sticking up all over. And head lice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 05:06 PM (ptqGC) 344
Finally I have a heat source to pop all this popcorn I bought to enjoy the Clinton Downfall.
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2018 05:06 PM (42M22) 345
Julian Assange.
Posted by: wiki wiki wiki at January 03, 2018 05:07 PM (sNwPN) 346
I thought the Obama's lived in common housing; didn't believe in private ownership. All the places it was rumored to be Obama retirement homes were all owned by someone else and the Obama's just lived there, if they weren't staying in some billionaire's guest house.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse They were going to pull a Magnum, PI. Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (0R8lo) 347
>>I picture Hillary! bald under a bad wig. Little patches of gray hair sticking up all over. And head lice.
Looking like Drew Carey's co-worker Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (W+vEI) 348
Standing by to assist you in your time of need, Mrs. Clinton! Remember...free delivery!
Posted by: Chappaqua Wine and Spirits at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (O5Q3r) 349
Who blew the margins?
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (FZYNt) 350
343. I imagine her in a soiled, bedraggled House Harkonnen - Madame Mao-Mu double-knit, doing the Miss Havisham between shots amd kuru seizures.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (fA1SL) 351
The fire turns out to be Huma committing suicide; she left a note - partially charred - but something about "too many code browns...".
Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2018 05:09 PM (Rl9Tz) 352
They were going to pull a Magnum, PI.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (0R8lo) Or a Kato Kaelin? Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 03, 2018 05:09 PM (z79tQ) 353
Dotted Indian MSNBC "analyst" sez Donald Trump's sexual insecurities threaten to kill us all:
https://tinyurl.com/yb249e7o Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2018 05:10 PM (ptqGC) 354
There's a rumor out on the wire,
That Hillary was born without sire. Mr. Rodham deferred E'en the devil demurred. It were Bill's burning Oedipal fire. Posted by: The Panzer Pink at January 03, 2018 05:11 PM (TUHx2) 355
Who blew the margins?
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (FZYNt) It was a trap so not ghey. Posted by: Monk at January 03, 2018 05:11 PM (g4lFK) 356
We don't need no steenkin margins.
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 05:12 PM (+lOpA) 357
nood something
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 05:12 PM (+lOpA) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 05:13 PM (fA1SL) 359
Nood
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2018 05:13 PM (0R8lo) 360
So today was the deadline from Nunes (House Intel) to the DOJ to deliver
documents and other things they have been (allegedly) withholding. ============================ Aren't Rosenstein and Wray meeting with Speaker Ryan about this? Something about Mueller's dog ate the papers, or something... Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at January 03, 2018 05:14 PM (ylUqT) 361
350 343. I imagine her in a soiled, bedraggled House Harkonnen - Madame Mao-Mu double-knit, doing the Miss Havisham between shots amd kuru seizures.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine You remind of of this supremely disturbing article about a 10-year-old drag queen in Brooklyn getting massive attention from the progressive MSM: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5228857/ A-10-year-old-drag-queen-founded-drag-club-kids.html As the haters are pointing out: His parents are saying "It's his decision! He's doing this all on his own!", but as the haters are pointing out: Who is buying all his clothes? Who is`paying the rent on his drag club? Who is actually designing and making his line of clothes? Who is signing the contracts for his TV appearances? Etc. Obviously his parents are fueling this whole thing. Meanwhile, the predators grooming him and vying to be the first one to take his virginity once he hits puberty but before he realizes, "Wait, I thought this was just a way to get praise and love from my parents! You want me to do what???" Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2018 05:14 PM (42M22) 362
And then finally, when there*s nothing left, when you can*t extort another buck from a donor or make another fee on a speech, you bust the joint out. You light a match.
Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2018 05:15 PM (gbWkA) 363
This has a simple explanation. Chelsea got me some of those lovely Yankee Candles in my Christmas stocking. (I had to move some of the coal to find it.) I had a couple of those burning on the toliet tank lid today. I was just sitting there on the commode, the next thing I knew I was lying in the tub with my bunny slippers on fire and my bathrobe smoldering.
Posted by: Hillary at January 03, 2018 05:15 PM (2cuLk) 364
The last time I was this happy my third child was born
John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) January 3, 2018 Let's face it. This is better. Ben January 3, 2018 Hell hath no fury like a Bannon scorned. Bill Kristol January 3, 2018 White knight Ben Shapiro: This was the day Trump became president Ben Shapiro January 3, 2018 2018. What a start! Brad Thor January 3, 2018 Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 05:16 PM (y3aQB) 365
361. Yeah. When I first read about the case, I realized that maybe Agent Smith had a point.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 05:17 PM (fA1SL) 366
about Bannon Supposedly going off on Trump, whiich he didn't
but the Nippledick NeverTrumpers have to put the Thimbles over their cubbies Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 05:17 PM (y3aQB) 367
11
Hillary must've been wearing ass-less chaps and the friction from her Christmas ham thighs was like a chainsaw going through steel pipe. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2018 04:19 PM (mbhDw) I'm trying not to hate you for that image JJ. *tries to wipe brain* Yeah, I hate you. Posted by: Cannibal Bob ' at January 03, 2018 05:17 PM (C0HFa) Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2018 05:17 PM (42M22) 369
349 Who blew the margins?
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 03, 2018 05:08 PM (FZYNt) 20 bucks is 20 bucks! Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2018 05:19 PM (BtQd4) 370
Nood?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob ' at January 03, 2018 05:20 PM (C0HFa) 371
"racist, shifty grifter" sounds like parts to a
MoPar product. Posted by: Nathan K at January 03, 2018 05:22 PM (ez1vH) 372
Arson experts have traced the fire to faulty storage of the Zyklon B meant for the delousing stations in the 'FEMA FUN Camps for Deplorables' during her first term.
Posted by: An Observation at January 03, 2018 05:23 PM (Rl9Tz) 373
That song and video was weird even by Ace of Spades standards.
Just sayin'. Posted by: WOWPROMO at January 03, 2018 05:24 PM (f0ldB) 374
Podhoretz is as happy about a supposed Bannon-Trump feud as he is about his child being born?
That's disturbing. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2018 05:27 PM (8+Ozj) 375
Well, the gates of hell don't just open themselves do they?
Posted by: HillBillys at January 03, 2018 05:32 PM (0dmP2) 376
This is what happens when the hot sauce in your purse goes critical.
Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2018 05:34 PM (bJ0w+) 377
She had another fire, in her office, just as it looked like she might be investigated back in 2012.
Posted by: geoffb at January 03, 2018 05:44 PM (zOpu5) 378
"Chappaqua is burning" By Deep Purple.
Posted by: geoffb at January 03, 2018 05:45 PM (zOpu5) 379
I am glad to hear Hillary is OK. We needs her and she can fix up the mess that Trump created...
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 03, 2018 05:46 PM (u54O2) 380
It's difficult to keep track of how many houses the Clintons own. (There's a Romney joke there.)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 03, 2018 04:55 During the campaign I heard they owned the Chappaqua house, her house in DC and a place in AUS. That's not counting Bill's penthouse in the Clinton liberry. Did anyone else hear about the house in AUS, why would own one there? Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at January 03, 2018 05:54 PM (yJ1e6) 381
I didn't know Chardonnay is that flammable.
Posted by: George LeS at January 03, 2018 05:55 PM (+TcCF) 382
There's a dead hooker at the base of that fire I'd wager.
Posted by: spidly at January 03, 2018 06:28 PM (buP4J) Posted by: harleycowboy at January 03, 2018 07:10 PM (+9AX9) 384
Most likely the fire was started by Hillary cutting loose on Bill for not backing her enough.
Posted by: harleycowboy at January 03, 2018 07:11 PM (+9AX9) 385
Is it true that her pants started the fire?
Posted by: vivi at January 03, 2018 08:41 PM (11H2y) 386
Burned? Like, with a match??
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