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talking ape.jpg"In 2018 maybe we'll come to realize that the AGW fanatics don't want a liveable planet, they only want to disempower the United States; feminists don't want to liberate women, they only want to humiliate men; homosexual activists don't want wedding cakes, they just want to persecute Christians; Palestinians don't want peace, they just want to exterminate Israel; Theresa May doesn't want a strong, James Bond-type female character, she just wants the original Bond replaced, and antifa just wants everyone who isn't a full-throated commie to shut up."

And Speaking of Destroying...

planned parenthood kills girls.jpg

Compare & Contrast:

compare and contrast - hijab protest.jpg


Hope Your NYE Was Better Than This:

new years eve party.jpg


And This:

bbc - nye safe zones.jpg

Not stated: who, exactly, is making NYE unsafe for women in Berlin.

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We had some friends over for the holidays and the husband told me that he had come to conceive of Die Hard as a Christmas movie. So I fired it up and we watched it again. I saw a Christmas reference that had escaped me in all my previous viewings. It's when McClane finally gets to be alone with Holly before she has to go to the Christmas party and give as a speech and she's apologizing for Ellis being a dick. She tells her husband:

"You must forgive Ellis. He always gets depressed this time of year. He thought that he was God's Greatest Gift, you know?"

I didn't see this one on any of the lists of Die Hard Christmas references I was able to find. I find it hard to believe I found a new one that nobody else has noticed before now.

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rickl- Lung cancer.

redc1c4- General Health. Would like to be healthy enough to look for a j*b.

kbdabear- Mother's dementia.

CaliGirl- Mom's boyfriend Arthur has cancer. --(12/26/17)- The gold digger that is elder abusing a friend of ours and making everyone miserable with ridiculous demand letters has claimed her first victim. I'm sad to report the special needs son of the elderly victim was found dead today. I have no idea how he passed. He was in his 50's and had no health problems.

Hrothgar- Lost Son in accident.

Ritabootoo- Passed Friday, December 8th. Prayers for Family and Friends. Frequenter of the Pet Thread and our beloved friend.

Fenelon Spoke- Healing for my son and ability to pay healthcare bills.

RedMindBlueState- Cousin Agnes has passed. Prayers for her friends and Family. If you could add her husband Mel, who has Parkinson's and moved into assisted living now without his wife, to the list, I'd appreciate it.

Dr. Strangepork- Friend may have had a stroke.

Bebe's boobs destroy- Former co-worker's four year-old has cancer.

Mindful webworker- Wife's health due to longstanding issues.

ibguy- Sister's brain cancer, (gioblastoma).

pookysgirl- Husband's suicide attempt and mental health.

Jade Sea- Husband's cancer

Moron Pundit- Father-in-law's heart surgery.

junior- Employment

Duke Lowell- Son in need of healing.

Miley- Future employment, big move, Mother's cellulitis of leg.

Captain Whitebread- Mother's health and stable employment.

Jinx- Mother's passing.

Emmie- Continued relationship with Daughter.

Vic- Return of cancer.

ReneeTX- Terminal brain cancer.

Booknlass- Relationship with Daughter.

Just wondering- My sister Lisa had a large brain tumor removed, is partly paralyzed and wheel chair bound with memory issues and heart failure - needs prayers for her encouragement and recovery.
Also, our family needs prayers after the recent death of our father, after the passing of our mother last year. We've been through a rough patch.

Christopher Taylor- Health and depression.

Lin-duh fell- My FIL passed away 9/27/17. Could use the prayers for my husband finding a job.

Blacksheep- Stage 2 prostate cancer.

Weirddave and Gingy- Gingy's father passing away.

Alexthechick- Father's dementia.

Molly K- Niece killed by elderly driver.

Donna V- Bills to be paid and an alcoholic Brother.

Gushka- Infection after being bitten by her horse. Her friends' mental health after returning from battle.

TonyPete- Friends' terminal diagnosis, Wife's, (Renee), terminal illness.

bergerbuilder- Multiple strokes, out of hospital at end of September.

Chi- Friend's passing, (Lewis), after battle with cancer.

huerfano- Father's recovery from heart failure.

The Oort Cloud- Thalassemia, genetic blood disorder, complicated my hemolytic anemia. "Given" two years by doctor.

Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing- Job issues.

Hopped up on Something- Immediate Family member with cancer. Bone pain without opioids, Hospital Policy.

Publius- Father's health. Rheumatoid arthritis, severe pain during flare-ups. Stamina, in general.

Cannibal Bob- Two brothers in law. 1. Brain tumor hospice soon.
2. Just diagnosed cancer around heart and in aorta. Biopsy taken. Stage 3.
3. Cousin just completed 5 rounds of chemo for cancer in abdomen. Reoccurance from many years ago.

Insomniac- 1) That my autoimmune disorder will stay under control. 2) That the work situation I have will continue to come together and grow.

Oregon Muse- Shoulder replacement and recovery.

Slapweasel- Father's dementia and Mother's attitude.

Jane D'oh- My husband's elderly aunt, (89), who was admitted to the hospital 11/20/17 with pneumonia. She has COPD, is a lung cancer survivor. Jane broke her foot, prayer for resolve and healing.

USNtakim- My MIL, (73), is going in for surgery 11/22/17 for bowel re-sectioning. Please pray for her and her family.

Iron Mike Golf- My grandsons. Safety and peace for them. Mrs IMG is scheduled for surgery.

Cheri- Lost Son, (21), in February to hiking accident.

Teresa in Ft. Worth- Lost Daughter, (26) to suicide on September 7th.

Alf767- Employment. 60 y.o. ex-pilot in aviation industry.

Backwards Boy- B'Gal has Congestive heart failure, COPD, scleroderma and arthritis.

Northernlurker- Money issues, does NOT want to dip into investments.

Dang- Esophageal cancer. Starting radiation and chemo week of 11/26/17.

westminsterdogshow- Best friend's Mom, Marge passed away1/1/18. Prayers for Family and friends.

Methos- (12/12/17) Mother has Alzheimers and friend Herb died shortly before Thanksgiving, leaving a wife with unspecified memory issues and three adult children.

LCMS Rulz!- (12/12/17) 1) Advancing dementia in my Mother-in-Law: we're going to have to move her all-too-soon;
2) Praise and Glory be for the near simultaneous cancer healings among three of my in-laws.

Michael the Texan- (12/12/17) Difficult divorce from longtime physically abusive wife. Please pray for my wife, too, as this divorce will leave her with much less financial freedom.

Elisabeth- (12/12/17) Chronic stress from my perpetually low income is worsening my known autoimmune problems and probably some that haven't yet been diagnosed, and I've just started my fifth course of antibiotics for a recurrent sinus infection and nothing I've tried to improve my income situation (finding a better job, asking for a raise, selling my work, finding cheaper housing) has worked. Plus, I need new glasses but can't afford the eye exam.

Redinabluestate- (12/12/17) Prostate cancer.

Physics Geek- (12/12/17) Both my mother and stepdad (divorced and not together) are suffering from dementia, with my stepfather's case being somewhat further along.

NoLongerInTheBellyoftheBeast- (12/18/17) I need to have prayers added to the list for a friend and cow-orker named Renee who just got diagnosed with endometrial cancer. I could also use prayers for myself. Major joint pain and long term major depression. And prayers for better finances to pay medical bills.

Johnny- (12/19/17) About a year and a half ago my wife divorced me. It was all very civil and amicable. Today she told me (texted me) that she is now engaged. This whole time, I've been torn up and depressed, of course, but, I don't know, maybe I was in denial or something, because when she told me that.. Gah. It's really over. That life that I was so excited about, will never come to pass.

Tone Staple- (12/19/17) For a relative with Pick's Disease, and for his family. Pick's Disease is a form of dementia that starts with gradual loss of language.

Arch Stanton- (12/19/17) My dad is recovering from having a pacemaker put in, and battling COPD.

Captain Whitebread- (12/19/17) I've had to go to the local hospital ER a couple of times since heart surgery because I was concerned I might be having more heart trouble. I didn't, but since I didn't have insurance, the bill was huge. I tried paying a little every month, but sometimes I missed because money is really tight.
Monday, I was served with a court summons. The collection agency working for the hospital is taking me to court. I owe $4500. I have no way of paying in full. I have to appear in court with the next 35 days.
All I am asking from the Horde is prayers that a workable solution might be found. I am not asking for money; everyone has done more than enough after my heart surgery and when I almost had my electricity cut off a couple of years ago. I believe that with enough prayer, a way will reveal itself. At this time, I don't know what it is. But I believe there is one.

Ladyl- (12/20/17) My dad is back on Hopice and isn't doing great.

Anonymous- (12/19/17) ...Her family has to leave the R.V. park because her husband lost his job two months ago. He has a job prospect in Texas so he is going after it. There are 7 of them living in a 16 ft. trailer but the children are always clean and happy. She has been driving for Uber just to keep food on the table. She's scared about moving, trying to be normal for the kids, doesn't know what will happen if this job prospect doesn't work out. She's got such a good heart and is trying so hard, right now she feels a little desperate and tired.
Please pray for her and her family. I know how much it helps.

Anonymous- (12/22/17) A dear friend who survived cancer--twice--died unexpectedly Thursday night. Not from cancer. He was one of the kindest, sweetest people I've known. His widow is in shock, and sitting in their house looking at the tree they decorated together, and their gifts to each other under it.

Patrick from Ohio- (12/24/17) Can you add my Sister In Law Denise she suffers from LUPUS like symptoms and nothing is really working.

JQ- (12/26/17) 'Twas an otherwise Merry Christmas, because it might be Dad's last, as he has advanced cancer. Dad (80s) is ambulatory but slowing down...
The reality of Dad's situation hit hard tonight after I got home and my heart is breaking. Prayers welcome, if you would please. Thanks, Merry Christmas, and God bless you all.

Jim, Sunk New Dawn- (12/26/17) From a rather chilly Orlando, FL. 89 y/o Step Mom in deteriorating health. One way trip, and a contest as to what gets her first. Water around enlarged heart, or OldTimers. Looks like I'll have to make a hasty long term TDY to Orlando, for however long time is left.

DaninMN- (12/19/17) Has a preemie son he is worried about and requested prayers.

mpfs- (1/1/1 Mom was taken by ambulance yesterday afternoon to the hospital. Possible stroke. When they took her sugar last night it was... 759. Even the neurologist did a double take.

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If he can post in your "voice", he'd like it better. It personalizes the prayer, instead of his shorthand. Be as specific or as vague as you need. Anonymity is, of course, welcome.

He'd also like to pray for the people who aren't on this list. For those who don't choose to publicize their maladies, we understand. You won't suffer in silence. A candle will be lit in your name.

Through the arguments and the infighting, we all love one-another. Through our faults and occasional vitriol, we have found one-another. The beauty of such an occasion goes beyond words and into the ethereal plane of existence.

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm

Let us console others, O Lord.


Also Prayer:



Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:35 AM




Comments

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1 There's 2018 monkey, same as 2017 monkey.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2018 11:31 AM (c8EhQ)

2 Zoo post!

Posted by: mindful webworker - zo o logically at January 02, 2018 11:32 AM (VQjKe)

3 st?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 02, 2018 11:33 AM (nVmgE)

4 WOAH - too much CONTENT!

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 02, 2018 11:33 AM (Fb9aZ)

5 I am finally unbanned from home! Oh happy day! Oh happy day!!

Posted by: johnd01 at January 02, 2018 11:33 AM (nVmgE)

6 Hey, GP's list may come true - Trump's making masks drop all over the place. Chances that feminists, Palestinians, Antifa will overplay their hands are good.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2018 11:34 AM (W+vEI)

7 Prayers fir all the horde

May 2018 be blessed for us all

Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 02, 2018 11:34 AM (IjyPH)

8 Like a monkey with a hammer!

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 02, 2018 11:35 AM (xBSm0)

9 Glucose of 759?!?

I'm thinking that "stroke" is the least of the problem...!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 02, 2018 11:35 AM (AM1GF)

10 Willowed repost

We will be going on a looong plane ride in February.
I dread the dry air and all the germs.
I'm thinking of getting a cloth half mask to wear in flight. It should help right?

Added: other than avel tips appreciated

Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 02, 2018 11:35 AM (IjyPH)

11 Here's my question about those Berlin safety zones - how did the women get to and from it without being abused?

I'm thinking that they had actual lighted signs instructing women where to go to report sexual assaults indicates they couldn't manage even that.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2018 11:35 AM (W+vEI)

12 Prayers up for the horde and for Iranian freedom fighters, of all kinds.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at January 02, 2018 11:35 AM (ylUqT)

13 Those women putting on their "hijabs" are pitiable, naive little wretches. I guess certain women can't handle independence and need a strong man to tell them what's what, or else risk exposing themselves as emotional fools. Eh ladies?

Heh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2018 11:36 AM (c8EhQ)

14 Evil wears many faces, and one of them is Cecile Richards.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 02, 2018 11:36 AM (NWiLs)

15 We will be going on a looong plane ride in February.
I dread the dry air and all the germs.
I'm thinking of getting a cloth half mask to wear in flight. It should help right?

Added: other than avel tips appreciated
Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 02, 2018 11:35 AM (IjyPH)

It's what the Asians would do

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 11:36 AM (F5+ro)

16 I am finally unbanned from home! Oh happy day! Oh happy day!!
Posted by: johnd01 at January 02, 2018 11:33 AM (nVmgE)


Another Festivus miracle!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2018 11:36 AM (c8EhQ)

17 We had some friends over for the holidays and the husband told me that he had come to conceive of Die Hard
as a Christmas movie. So I fired it up and we watched it again. I saw a
Christmas reference that had escaped me in all my previous viewings.
It's when McClane finally gets to be alone with Holly before she has to
go to the Christmas party and give as a speech and she's apologizing for
Ellis being a dick. She tells her husband:

"You must forgive Ellis. He always gets depressed this time of year. He thought that he was God's Greatest Gift, you know?"

I didn't see this one on any of the lists of Die Hard Christmas references I was able to find. I find it hard to believe I found a new one that nobody else has noticed before now.





I posted a link a few days ago to an article by the producer of Die Hard. He said he wanted to settle the question once and for all. he said Die Hard WAS and IS a Christmas movie.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 02, 2018 11:36 AM (mpXpK)

18 Evil wears many faces, and one of them is Cecile Richards.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 02, 2018 11:36 AM (NWiLs)


But she drives a nice car!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2018 11:37 AM (c8EhQ)

19 15 yeah KTY wants a funny Kpop style mask

Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 02, 2018 11:37 AM (IjyPH)

20 Grape Ape !

Posted by: Grape Ape ! at January 02, 2018 11:37 AM (urlgO)

21 STFU about Iran
B Hussein believes they deserve what they are getting!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2018 11:38 AM (BtQd4)

22 >>I'm thinking of getting a cloth half mask to wear in flight. It should help right? Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 02, 2018 11:35 AM (IjyPH)

Yes, but it works better if it puts the lotion on its skin.

Posted by: Zod at January 02, 2018 11:38 AM (Bdeb0)

23 I'm thinking the headline about ignoring facts is very, very much too late.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2018 11:38 AM (RD7QR)

24 Travel tips

Can't type on this phone

Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 02, 2018 11:38 AM (IjyPH)

25 19. I'm sure somebody has made a Hello Kitty line of NBC gear.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 02, 2018 11:38 AM (fA1SL)

26 Anyone seen "District B13"?

https://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/947904981264424962

Never thought *that* movie was prescient.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2018 11:39 AM (W+vEI)

27 10 Willowed repost

We will be going on a looong plane ride in February.
I dread the dry air and all the germs.
I'm thinking of getting a cloth half mask to wear in flight. It should help right?

Added: other than avel tips appreciated
Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 02, 2018 11:35 AM (IjyPH)

Get some surgical masks and use saline spray or saline nasal gel or both to keep your nasal mucosa from drying out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 02, 2018 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

28 Gorillas are not allowed outside if temps are below 35. Good rule.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at January 02, 2018 11:40 AM (M6FVX)

29 What the difference in Al Franken and Planned Phood?
Al will actually check your breasts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2018 11:41 AM (BtQd4)

30 Votermom - if youre travelling in a group, and I'm sure you will be - consider buying an extra ticket for one of your group so you can have a bit of extra elbow room. Saved my sanity the time we did that

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 02, 2018 11:41 AM (fA1SL)

31 I posted a link a few days ago to an article by the producer of Die Hard. He said he wanted to settle the question once and for all. he said Die Hard WAS and IS a Christmas movie.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 02, 2018 11:36 AM (mpXpK)


Good to know. I missed your post of the link, though.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 02, 2018 11:41 AM (PJAUM)

32

Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States

https://tinyurl.com/yb3m9dlo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2018 11:42 AM (IqV8l)

33 by killing 450 girls a day and counting.
because,' for the children'

unions, When school children start paying union dues, that 's when I'll start representing the interests of school children.' al shanker,

which seems to have gone down the memory hole.

Posted by: willow at January 02, 2018 11:42 AM (t2Uf9)

34 The Great Ape!

Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2018 11:42 AM (clYld)

35 29 What the difference in Al Franken and Planned Phood?
Al will actually check your breasts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2018 11:41 AM (BtQd4)


Oh, that's funny!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 02, 2018 11:42 AM (PJAUM)

36 18 Evil wears many faces, and one of them is Cecile Richards.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 02, 2018 11:36 AM (NWiLs)

But she drives a nice car!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 02, 2018 11:37 AM (c8EhQ)

Evil can be very lucrative.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 02, 2018 11:43 AM (NWiLs)

37 31 Good to know. I missed your post of the link, though.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at January 02, 2018 11:41 AM (PJAUM)

I'll look for it. It was on one of the EMT.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 02, 2018 11:43 AM (mpXpK)

38 I loved that about Berlin. Not one mention of why the safe spaces were created.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2018 11:43 AM (0tfLf)

39 30 hah! No room in the wallet tor that!

Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 02, 2018 11:43 AM (IjyPH)

40 Willowed repost "

Willowed a reply...

but yes, "moisturizing" (ok, you pervs, keep it down) is the single very best thing you can do (half mil/mile flyer here).

That and do NOT touch your face w/o cleaning hands FIRST. Ever.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2018 11:44 AM (7LY+6)

41 32

Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States

https://tinyurl.com/yb3m9dlo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2018 11:42 AM (IqV8l)

joncelli: Then Blue States Can Generate Their Own Freakin' Electricity For A Change

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2018 11:44 AM (RD7QR)

42
I loved that about Berlin. Not one mention of why the safe spaces were created.
Posted by: Diogenes


Were they safe?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2018 11:44 AM (IqV8l)

43 Excellent rant. I hope that gets spread far and wide.

Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2018 11:44 AM (xjiRE)

44 27 saline gel is a good idea thanks

Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 02, 2018 11:45 AM (IjyPH)

45 "It's Time To Give Up On Facts"


They really didn't have to say so. We kind of figured that out about them already.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 02, 2018 11:45 AM (/qEW2)

46 39. Wjen you're hanging out at the gate, find and follow the weakest passenger to the loo.

Do what must be done.
That one empty seat can make a world of difference.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 02, 2018 11:45 AM (fA1SL)

47 That and do NOT touch your face w/o cleaning hands FIRST. Ever.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2018 11:44 AM (7LY+6)



Then whose face can I touch?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 02, 2018 11:45 AM (c8EhQ)

48 I posted a link a few days ago to an article by the producer of Die Hard. He said he wanted to settle the question once and for all. he said Die Hard WAS and IS a Christmas movie.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 02, 2018 11:36 AM (mpXpK)

"Home Alone", which everyone acknowledges is a Christmas movie, is basically a kid's version of "Die Hard": our hero finds himself on his own in the wrong place at Christmas, and has to defend the place from intruders trying to rip off the place.

Posted by: josephistan at January 02, 2018 11:46 AM (7HtZB)

49 46 LOL
Sounds like a job for KTY my mini ninja

Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 02, 2018 11:46 AM (IjyPH)

50 Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States "

Snort.

Whaddya gonna do, Willy? Cut off New York City salsa sales to Texas?

Doublesnort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2018 11:46 AM (7LY+6)

51 The English dude "Ashley" (yeah, yeah, I know it's a male name in Britain) is subbing for English dude "Stuart" (yeah, yeah, I know it's a male name in Britain) on Varney Co. They had douchey-dork Ari Fleischer on, criticizing Trump's tweets. Sigh.

On a more important note, they showed trading-floor wench Nicole Petallides in a full body shot. Very nice figure, tight red dress down to just above the knees, and...wait for it....nearly-pr0n high heels!

The only thing keeping her from going full pr0n was the fact that the shoe underneath the front of her feet were NOT 4 inches high.

Her heels had to be six inches. She looked slightly uncomfortable, like she was balancing precariously.

I was amused.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 02, 2018 11:46 AM (8iiMU)

52 Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2018 11:41 AM (BtQd4)

OK, I've got one, too:

Q: What's the difference between Al Franken and Planned Parenthood?

A: Planned Parenthood won't jam its tongue down your throat.

Thankyouthankyou I'll be here all week...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 02, 2018 11:46 AM (PJAUM)

53 "time to give up on facts" and use emotion.

ha ... it is always "false facts" AND emotion with the leftist propaganda. And it is usually scripted (including the tears) for the MSM (teleprompter say "push out three tears here, sob lightly")

Sara Huckabee got attacked for her "alternate facts" line iirc, but when a lawyer is in court with a guilty client, he portrays his set of "facts". The prosecutor offers the jury the "alternative facts" which paint the real picture.

There are indeed different sets of facts. But I guess the left is deciding offering fake facts just gets them blasted on Twitter, so they are going with pussy hats and flag hijabs for the feeling (of submission).

Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2018 11:46 AM (otAqJ)

54 Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States

https://tinyurl.com/yb3m9dlo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Blue states will pray for Texas's oil & nat gas. Blue states can freeze their nuts off.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2018 11:47 AM (0R8lo)

55 32

Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States

https://tinyurl.com/yb3m9dlo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2018 11:42 AM (IqV8l)

I'm going to allow that.

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge #7 at January 02, 2018 11:47 AM (7HtZB)

56 "Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States"

Well, he's not Bill Nye the Constitution Guy...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 02, 2018 11:47 AM (AtcYg)

57 Then whose face can I touch?
Posted by: Joe Biden"

Here, try some paste.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2018 11:47 AM (7LY+6)

58 Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States

https://tinyurl.com/yb3m9dlo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2018 11:42 AM (IqV8l)

Well, that could be constitutionally problematic.

But even if it weren't... what trump cards do the blue states think they have? Red states in many cases provide their food, electricity, water, oil, etc.

What? Is Amazon going to start charging more to ship in to red states? I mean, cmon.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 11:48 AM (F5+ro)

59 "There are 500,000 to 1 million Christian converts in Iran, most of them
evangelicals. Statistically speaking, that means there are individuals
in the security apparatus, the IRGC and the Basij, or their family
members, who (secretly) consider Christ their Savior.

Pray for them."
======================


Indeed. They've been living under dark circumstances. During turmoil and upheaval, it's hard to know who the ax might come down upon. Please God, keep them in Your merciful care, and block all attempts to harm them.

Posted by: grammie winger - at January 02, 2018 11:48 AM (lwiT4)

60 40 thanks, will make sure everyone has their first own mini moisturizer 8 sanitizer gel

Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 02, 2018 11:48 AM (IjyPH)

61 Just saw the cover of Teen Vogue.Apparently they are "the resistance" Never the less,we resisted with guest editor Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2018 11:48 AM (LiyEm)

62 >>Added: other than avel tips appreciated

As a veteran of many, many long plane trips, like around the world plane trips, my experience says there is no real effective way to ward off germs in a tin can filled with germs for hours on end.

I've often thought the words Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here should be inscribed above the boarding doors of all planes.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2018 11:49 AM (/tuJf)

63 All of us in blue New England would be freezing our nuts off if not for red state #2 heating oil.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 11:49 AM (F5+ro)

64 56 "Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States"

Well, he's not Bill Nye the Constitution Guy...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 02, 2018 11:47 AM (AtcYg)


Narrator: He's not actually a real scientist, either.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 02, 2018 11:49 AM (PJAUM)

65 unions, When school children start paying union
dues, that 's when I'll start representing the interests of school
children.' al shanker,



which seems to have gone down the memory hole.

Posted by: willow at January 02, 2018 11:42 AM (t2Uf9)

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Well, he was paid to represent the interests of certain teachers - the market at work. The quote is probably spurious but hardly down the memory hole.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 02, 2018 11:50 AM (5NMZN)

66 More climate hysteria - chocolate will be extinct by 2050.

Posted by: josephistan at January 02, 2018 11:50 AM (7HtZB)

67 >>58 Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States

Zod: Red States Will "Impose Herd-Culling Measures" Against Tribute-Defaulting Blue States

Posted by: Zod at January 02, 2018 11:50 AM (Bdeb0)

68 56 "Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States"

Well, he's not Bill Nye the Constitution Guy...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 02, 2018 11:47 AM (AtcYg)

Apparently has never heard of the Commerce Clause.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 02, 2018 11:50 AM (NWiLs)

69 You want airline travel tips? Die Hard has you covered there, too. Make fists with your toes on the carpet!

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 02, 2018 11:50 AM (V/f/L)

70 Happy Bye Bye Frankentongue Day!

Posted by: wth at January 02, 2018 11:51 AM (HgMAr)

71 not restart the battle from yesterday, but the picture accompanying this article made me chuckle. It looks like the midnight release of a new star wars movie.

https://tinyurl.com/y8og3sae

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 11:51 AM (F5+ro)

72 I'd like to add a dear friend to the prayer list who unexpectedly lost her husband before Christmas.

Also, D'oh Boy's BFF from high school who was in a terrible crash just before Christmas, has broken legs, ankle, and wrist, but is incredibly lucky to be alive because he WASN'T WEARING A SEATBELT.

*facepalm*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 02, 2018 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

73 I am lurking more than posting, and I *do * have brain damage so there's that, but I didn't know OM had a husband.

Huh.


Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 02, 2018 11:51 AM (eytER)

74 Jackstraw, travel stresses me out. Ugh.

Posted by: Votermom's phone at January 02, 2018 11:51 AM (IjyPH)

75 the whole hijab submissive thing is actually the real theme of the left. Not to Islam so much, as submission to the authoritative state.

global warming ... facts be damned, submit
Hillary lying/stealing/treason ... facts be damned, submit
Islam "religion of peace" ... facts be damned, import them

who you gonna believe, the deep state, or your own lying eyes?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2018 11:52 AM (otAqJ)

76 the market' nope the market is what is free to all, this market is free only that it is paid for by everyone by coercion . no 'free' anywhere in this

Posted by: willow at January 02, 2018 11:52 AM (t2Uf9)

77 67 >>58 Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States

Zod: Red States Will "Impose Herd-Culling Measures" Against Tribute-Defaulting Blue States
Posted by: Zod at January 02, 2018 11:50 AM (Bdeb0)

They don't even have to be that direct. Just cut off their food shipments. The rest will take care of itself.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 02, 2018 11:52 AM (NWiLs)

78 Thank you, OregonMuse and SlapWeasel. Both of you are doing God's work.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 02, 2018 11:52 AM (nvMvs)

79 66 More climate hysteria - chocolate will be extinct by 2050.
Posted by: josephistan at January 02, 2018 11:50 AM (7HtZB)

Yes, because it couldn't possibly be grown anywhere else. (And one would think they're aiming this propaganda at a particular demographic, wouldn't one?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2018 11:52 AM (RD7QR)

80 56 "Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States"

Red States plan to pay their Globall Warmunism tax by selling water to blue States...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 02, 2018 11:52 AM (ggC/d)

81 OK I found it. But it wasn't the produce, it was the screen writer for the movie. Here is the link.


http://tinyurl.com/ybazbnvv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 02, 2018 11:53 AM (mpXpK)

82 Nothing says American idiot like a knitted vag on your head.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 02, 2018 11:53 AM (r9UYA)

83 They don't even have to be that direct. Just cut off their food shipments. The rest will take care of itself.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 02, 2018 11:52 AM (NWiLs)

Remember how the illegals did that big walk out in 2006 or whenever?

Red states should do the same -- one day of no oil shipments, no food, no electricity, nothing going to blue states.

Just 24 hours.

I'd laugh.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 11:53 AM (F5+ro)

84 >>Jackstraw, travel stresses me out. Ugh.

It honestly doesn't bother me. I just find it boring as hell. In fact, it is hell.

I have enough miles to fly to Mars and get Sheila Jackson Lee's flag but the last thing I feel like doing is using them. Most of you people are gross.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2018 11:53 AM (/tuJf)

85 votermom, wear a mask, use skin coverage, a thick cream, wash hands.

that's about all one can do. pray no one sneezes.

Posted by: willow at January 02, 2018 11:54 AM (t2Uf9)

86 Thank you for posting the prayer list, OM.


Glad to see your recovery is coming along.

Posted by: blake at January 02, 2018 11:54 AM (qC1Sy)

87 >>Red States plan to pay their Globall Warmunism tax by selling water to blue States...

and food.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 02, 2018 11:54 AM (r9UYA)

88 Also, votermom, go see the family physician and get a script for modafinil or armodafinil. Just a small stash - and it will make a world of difference for jet-lag. Make sure you tell the doc what it's for. Those in the know swear by it - and when I did some crazy travel not too long ago, I was the only one able to hit the ground running.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 02, 2018 11:54 AM (fA1SL)

89 Greetings fappers and fappees.


I loved that about Berlin. Not one mention of why the safe spaces were created.

I'm so old, I can remember when they didn't used to have that problem.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 02, 2018 11:54 AM (tRaq7)

90 the market' nope the market is what is free to all,
this market is free only that it is paid for by everyone by coercion .
no 'free' anywhere in this

Posted by: willow at January 02, 2018 11:52 AM (t2Uf9)

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The 'market' does not equal 'the free market' and market forces are not restricted to 'free markets'. There is idealized theory and there is reality.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 02, 2018 11:55 AM (5NMZN)

91 no real effective way to ward off germs in a tin can filled with germs "

Sigh. Yeah, that's the truth. If there's a number of sick folk on the plane (and I'm amazed at how many really, really ill people travel) there's not much you can do.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2018 11:55 AM (7LY+6)

92 82 Nothing says American idiot like a knitted vag on your head.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 02, 2018 11:53 AM (r9UYA)

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Yeah, those hats sort of put me out of business.

Posted by: Bill Engvall - Sign Maker at January 02, 2018 11:55 AM (qC1Sy)

93 68
56 "Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States"



Well, he's not Bill Nye the Constitution Guy...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 02, 2018 11:47 AM (AtcYg)



Apparently has never heard of the Commerce Clause.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 02, 2018 11:50 AM (NWiLs)

Bill Nye the stupid guy doesn't know shit about anything.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 02, 2018 11:55 AM (mpXpK)

94 "Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States"

Come on, Bill, ya puss. Secession is the only way to deal with those inbred rednecks!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 02, 2018 11:56 AM (oVJmc)

95 Red States plan to pay their Globall Warmunism tax by selling water to blue States...

and food.
Posted by: Under Fire


and electricity, and heating oil, and natural gas...

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2018 11:56 AM (0R8lo)

96 >>Red States plan to pay their Globall Warmunism tax by selling water to blue States...


Heh. Also: huge entrance/relocation fee with limited migration from blue states.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI)

97 Well it is now 12 noon and still only 27F here.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 02, 2018 11:56 AM (mpXpK)

98 77 67 >>58 Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States

Zod: Red States Will "Impose Herd-Culling Measures" Against Tribute-Defaulting Blue States
Posted by: Zod at January 02, 2018 11:50 AM (Bdeb0)

They don't even have to be that direct. Just cut off their food shipments. The rest will take care of itself.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 02, 2018 11:52 AM (NWiLs)

Yes, we will put economic sanctions on the other States who ... uh.. produce our energy!

Wait... you're raising our Electric Bill?

Posted by: Califronia talking to Arizona at January 02, 2018 11:56 AM (NgKpN)

99 Bill Nye has a bachelors in (some kind of) engineering, which generally requires some real science.

BUT where he went after that seems to have destroyed/submerged those capabilities, and he learned the love the applause from performance arts.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2018 11:56 AM (otAqJ)

100 >>>Not stated: who, exactly, is making NYE unsafe for women in Berlin.

Yeah, I saw the "safe zone" thing ... can you imagine anything more spineless? Instead of taking back the city, they allow people to be turned into refugees in their own city, who are only guaranteed their rights in a "safe space" in a city they should be free to walk around in without fear.

It's like a school principal who acknowledges there's a bully who beats up kids and takes their lunch money, but all he does is advise the victims "Just avoid him when you see him in the hallway".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 02, 2018 11:56 AM (/qEW2)

101 I don't think Blue State California is doing well enough fiscally to start talking about 'sanctioning' anybody...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 02, 2018 11:56 AM (oVJmc)

102 Bill Nye the stupid guy doesn't know shit about anything.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 02, 2018 11:55 AM (mpXpK)

Well, he knows great music when he hears it, especially when it has to do with sex junk.
https://tinyurl.com/y6uwhhg9

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 11:57 AM (F5+ro)

103 The 'market' does not equal 'the free market' and market forces are not restricted to 'free markets'. There is idealized theory and there is reality.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 02, 2018 11:55 AM (5NMZN)


In theory, there should be no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 02, 2018 11:57 AM (PJAUM)

104 Bill Nye, the economic idiot guy.

Posted by: Blake at January 02, 2018 11:57 AM (qC1Sy)

105 Gorillapundit has a husband? Must have been cooped up too long in the zoo.

Posted by: Fritz at January 02, 2018 11:58 AM (2Mnv1)

106 Well, he knows great music when he hears it, especially when it has to do with sex junk.
https://tinyurl.com/y6uwhhg9

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 11:57 AM (F5+ro)


Oh please, not that link again. I have half a mind to delete it. Arrrghhh!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 02, 2018 11:58 AM (PJAUM)

107 In theory, there should be no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at January 02, 2018 11:57 AM (PJAUM)

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Precisely.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 02, 2018 11:58 AM (5NMZN)

108 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 02, 2018 11:41 AM (PJAUM)

OM, I just sent you an e-mail. Let me know if you get it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2018 11:58 AM (kqsXK)

109
Remember how the illegals did that big walk out in 2006 or whenever?

Red states should do the same -- one day of no oil shipments, no food, no electricity, nothing going to blue states.


A "day without immigrants" vs a "day without energy."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2018 11:59 AM (IqV8l)

110 More climate hysteria - chocolate will be extinct by 2050.
Posted by: josephistan at January 02, 2018 11:50 AM (7HtZB)

Yes, because it couldn't possibly be grown anywhere else. (And one would think they're aiming this propaganda at a particular demographic, wouldn't one?)
Posted by: joncelli


Isn't the cocoa bean grown in the same geographical area as cofefe?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2018 11:59 AM (0R8lo)

111 No Sex Junk for Red-Staters !

Posted by: Bill Nye at January 02, 2018 11:59 AM (gs8be)

112 Bill Nye, The Eloi Guy.

Posted by: Zod at January 02, 2018 11:59 AM (Bdeb0)

113 Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States

For some reason this reminds me of Sheriff Bart taking himself hostage.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 02, 2018 11:59 AM (NWiLs)

114 We will be going on a looong plane ride in February.
I dread the dry air and all the germs.
I'm thinking of getting a cloth half mask to wear in flight. It should help right?

Added: other than avel tips appreciated

Posted by: Votermom's phone
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Use a Q-tip and swab your nose with Vaseline.
Some people use Vick's.

Posted by: gNewt at January 02, 2018 11:59 AM (uOL2Q)

115 Wait... you're raising our Electric Bill?
Posted by: Califronia talking to Arizona at January 02, 2018 11:56 AM (NgKpN)

-------------------------------

Hold my beer and watch this! I'm going to pay AZ to take renewable electricity off our hands, because we produce too much!

Posted by: Blake at January 02, 2018 12:00 PM (qC1Sy)

116 Deepest prayers for all in the Horde that are in need of them and for those that need and haven't asked as well.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 02, 2018 12:00 PM (HqJdq)

117 One of the left's favorite bullshit argument against voter ID is "the cost will harm minorities more than whites". OK fine. So how does CA get away with imposing a new $75 fee for registering cars? Or the new fee to buy ammunition. Or the new fee they just imposed each time a real estate transaction is done.


Don't all these fees harm minorities more than whites?


And why the fuck doesn't a conservative group sue CA on this basis and use the exact same argument libs use. If it's unconstitutional to charge someone $10 to get a voter ID, how is it constitutional to charge someone $20 to buy ammunition?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 02, 2018 12:00 PM (9yMCe)

118 Most of you people are gross.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2018 11:53 AM (/tuJf)


Forty years ago only upscale people flew. In nice clothes, smelling pleasant. A hint of cigarette smoke in the air.

Now it's all the absolute bottom of the barrel. Without even a hint of cigarette smoke in the air to mask the body odor.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 02, 2018 12:00 PM (2FqvZ)

119
Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States"

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 02, 2018 12:00 PM (lKyWE)

120 >>A "day without immigrants" vs a "day without energy." Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2018 11:59 AM (IqV8l)

...or a "day without 'oprima dos.'"

Posted by: Zod at January 02, 2018 12:00 PM (Bdeb0)

121
I don't think Blue State California is doing well enough fiscally to start talking about 'sanctioning' anybody...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Marijuana tax revenue will provide them with infinite money.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2018 12:00 PM (IqV8l)

122
BUT where he went after that seems to have destroyed/submerged those
capabilities, and he learned the love the applause from performance
arts.


Kind of like sci-lebrity Neil DeGreasy Tyson.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 02, 2018 12:01 PM (oVJmc)

123 Forty years ago only upscale people flew. In nice clothes, smelling pleasant. A hint of cigarette smoke in the air.


A hint?

It looked like closing time at the bar when the house lights came up.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2018 12:01 PM (0R8lo)

124 117 And why the fuck doesn't a conservative group sue CA
on this basis and use the exact same argument libs use. If it's
unconstitutional to charge someone $10 to get a voter ID, how is it
constitutional to charge someone $20 to buy ammunition?





Posted by: #neverskankles at January 02, 2018 12:00 PM (9yMCe)

As soon as the NRA gets one of those 'Rountoits that law will be shot down by the courts.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 02, 2018 12:02 PM (mpXpK)

125

Oh boy first comment of the new year and I whiff.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 02, 2018 12:02 PM (lKyWE)

126 >>118 Most of you people are gross. Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2018 11:53 AM (/tuJf)

Zod is net.

Posted by: Zod at January 02, 2018 12:02 PM (Bdeb0)

127 120 >>A "day without immigrants" vs a "day without energy." Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2018 11:59 AM (IqV8l)

...or a "day without 'oprima dos.'"
Posted by: Zod at January 02, 2018 12:00 PM (Bdeb0)

Para continuar en espanol...

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 02, 2018 12:02 PM (NWiLs)

128 >>Forty years ago only upscale people flew. In nice clothes, smelling pleasant. A hint of cigarette smoke in the air.

For most of the last number of years I flew Business or First because I had so many miles. Once that curtain closed I never looked back.

It was like the Star Wars bar scene back there.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2018 12:02 PM (/tuJf)

129 And why the fuck doesn't a conservative group sue CA on this basis and use the exact same argument libs use. If it's unconstitutional to charge someone $10 to get a voter ID, how is it constitutional to charge someone $20 to buy ammunition?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 02, 2018 12:00 PM (9yMCe)

Because the Repub party in Calif. is dumb?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 02, 2018 12:03 PM (NgKpN)

130 Heh. Also: huge entrance/relocation fee with limited migration from blue states.


Posted by: Lizzy
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From your lips...

Posted by: gNewt at January 02, 2018 12:03 PM (uOL2Q)

131 101 I don't think Blue State California is doing well enough fiscally to start talking about 'sanctioning' anybody...

Hey Man you say something?

Posted by: California bong user in a stupor.. pass the weed at January 02, 2018 12:04 PM (O2RFr)

132
And why the fuck doesn't a conservative group sue CA on this basis and use the exact same argument libs use. If it's unconstitutional to charge someone $10 to get a voter ID, how is it constitutional to charge someone $20 to buy ammunition?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 02, 2018 12:00 PM (9yMCe)

How is it unconstitutional to buy something LEGAL across State Lines?

Yet... they somehow do it...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 02, 2018 12:05 PM (NgKpN)

133 Forty years ago only upscale people flew. In nice clothes, smelling pleasant. A hint of cigarette smoke in the air.

Now it's all the absolute bottom of the barrel. Without even a hint of cigarette smoke in the air to mask the body odor.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 02, 2018 12:00 PM (2FqvZ)
I think people dig thru the laundry hamper about 45 minutes before flights and put on 3 things that never match.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2018 12:05 PM (BtQd4)

134 26 Anyone seen "District B13"?

https://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/947904981264424962

Never thought *that* movie was prescient.


Just toss them a nice cat food and everything'll be good.

Posted by: Wikus van de Merwe at January 02, 2018 12:05 PM (v3pYe)

135 Because the Repub party in Calif. is dumb?

Basically non-existent

Posted by: It's me donna at January 02, 2018 12:05 PM (O2RFr)

136 Wasn't that long ago we learned CA spent all their dam money on illegals.

Posted by: jsg at January 02, 2018 12:05 PM (gs8be)

137 130 Heh. Also: huge entrance/relocation fee with limited migration from blue states.


Posted by: Lizzy
******************

From your lips...
Posted by: gNewt at January 02, 2018 12:03 PM (uOL2Q)

Uh.... can we get an exemption that if we have an AOS Platinum Membership?

Posted by: Don Q. at January 02, 2018 12:06 PM (NgKpN)

138 106 Well, he knows great music when he hears it, especially when it has to do with sex junk.
https://tinyurl.com/y6uwhhg9

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 11:57 AM (F5+ro)

Oh please, not that link again. I have half a mind to delete it. Arrrghhh!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 02, 2018 11:58 AM (PJAUM)

Let the hate flow, OregonMuse. Let it flow.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 12:06 PM (F5+ro)

139 Rio Brava, alright, that's true, the market is supposed to be used as a choice , coercion doesn't represent a market, only represents a demand system we cannot choose. so a thugocrocy?

Posted by: willow at January 02, 2018 12:06 PM (t2Uf9)

140 And why the fuck doesn't a conservative group sue CA on this basis and use the exact same argument libs use. If it's unconstitutional to charge someone $10 to get a voter ID, how is it constitutional to charge someone $20 to buy ammunition?

Stop making sense and being consistent, will you?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 02, 2018 12:06 PM (tRaq7)

141 similar to Obamacare

Posted by: willow at January 02, 2018 12:06 PM (t2Uf9)

142 133 I think people dig thru the laundry hamper about 45 minutes before flights and put on 3 things that never match.

I go by thickness.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 02, 2018 12:06 PM (sGtp+)

143 Flying isnt that cheap anymore. After the merger mania of the 2000s, prices increased. Yet the great unwashed still fill every flight.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 02, 2018 12:06 PM (9yMCe)

144 Narrator: He's not actually a real scientist, either.

Bill Nye: The Failed Stand Up Comedian Guy

Posted by: tu3031 at January 02, 2018 12:06 PM (O5Q3r)

145 where health market care 'obamacare isn't about health
where education isn't about children.

or abortion about planned parenting, about Planning parenting

Posted by: willow at January 02, 2018 12:07 PM (t2Uf9)

146
It will eventually get to the point when the airplanes will be half full of support animals of all varieties, a sort of airborne Noah's Ark. With commensurate odors.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 02, 2018 12:07 PM (2FqvZ)

147 For most of the last number of years I flew Business or First because I had so many miles. Once that curtain closed I never looked back.

It was like the Star Wars bar scene back there.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2018 12:02 PM (/tuJf)

From those of us riding in steerage class, we say hi ::sniff sniff:: ::cough cough::.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 12:07 PM (F5+ro)

148 Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States

Red States will "Impose Economic Sanctions against dipshits who wear bowties.

Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at January 02, 2018 12:07 PM (16OL0)

149 Star Wars bar scene back there"

Cantina...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2018 12:08 PM (7LY+6)

150 Complicit Network News now saying Protest are about high Gas prices.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2018 12:08 PM (BtQd4)

151 Never thought *that* movie was prescient.

Just toss them a nice cat food and everything'll be good.
Posted by: Wikus van de Merwe at January 02, 2018 12:05 PM (v3pYe)

Wrong movie, dude.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 02, 2018 12:08 PM (NWiLs)

152 148 Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States

Red States will "Impose Economic Sanctions against dipshits who wear bowties.
Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at January 02, 2018 12:07 PM (16OL0)

good thing Tucker Carlson finally grew up....

Posted by: Don Q. at January 02, 2018 12:08 PM (NgKpN)

153 Nye said, "Only 40 percent of people in the U.S. think that Congress should be addressing this and that's because certain conservative groups, especially from the fossil fuel industry, have been very successful in introducing the idea that scientific uncertainty, plus or minus two percent, is the same as plus or minus 100 percent."

========

Did the fossil fuel industry somehow augment the polar icecaps and create hordes of polar bears in some secret breeding program as part of a sinister plot to trick Americans into thinking that climatologists are full of shit? Sneaky bastards.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 02, 2018 12:09 PM (/qEW2)

154 Flying isnt that cheap anymore"

Depends. Mid level markets are often a bargain. Flew round trip non stop to PIT recently for under 200 bucks/person

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2018 12:09 PM (7LY+6)

155 OM, I just sent you an e-mail. Let me know if you get it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2018 11:58 AM (kqsXK)


Got it, thanks.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 02, 2018 12:10 PM (PJAUM)

156 >>From those of us riding in steerage class, we say hi ::sniff sniff:: ::cough cough::.

Close the curtain and get back to your damn seat! There are people flying up here!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2018 12:10 PM (/tuJf)

157 So women are taking their hijabs off hecause gas prices? LoL

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 02, 2018 12:10 PM (9yMCe)

158 Rio Brava, ....

Posted by: willow at January 02, 2018 12:06 PM (t2Uf9)

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You have transgendered me. This is a macro-aggression. Shame!

Posted by: RioBravo at January 02, 2018 12:10 PM (5NMZN)

159 >>One of the left's favorite bullshit argument against voter ID is "the cost will harm minorities more than whites".



Uh, how about applying what they get from the tax bill?!?

After all, we've just had weeks of lectures that an average of $75/week more in your paycheck is "literally nothing."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2018 12:10 PM (W+vEI)

160 Close the curtain and get back to your damn seat! There are people flying up here!
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2018 12:10 PM (/tuJf)

Sorry, is there a bathroom up here? WHERES THE BATHROOM?

ALSO, I WANT MORE PEANUTS!

Also, should I have put on clothes for this trip, or is wearing pajamas ok? It's okay, I'm sure.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 12:10 PM (F5+ro)

161 All AoSHQ members will be exempted; however, voting rights will be excluded unto the next generation.

Posted by: gNewt at January 02, 2018 12:11 PM (uOL2Q)

162 133 Forty years ago only upscale people flew. In nice clothes, smelling pleasant. A hint of cigarette smoke in the air.

Now it's all the absolute bottom of the barrel. Without even a hint of cigarette smoke in the air to mask the body odor.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 02, 2018 12:00 PM (2FqvZ)
I think people dig thru the laundry hamper about 45 minutes before flights and put on 3 things that never match.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2018 12:05 PM (BtQd4)

The wider the bottom the greater the likelihood of spandex.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 02, 2018 12:11 PM (RD7QR)

163
Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States

Big deal so they won't send their bureaucrats to red states to attend confrences. Hookers and cke dealers hardest hit,

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 02, 2018 12:12 PM (lKyWE)

164 Aren't all DJs named "D-Bag"?

Posted by: tu3031 at January 02, 2018 12:12 PM (O5Q3r)

165 Complicit Network News now saying Protest are about high Gas prices.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2018 12:08 PM (BtQd4)


========

Wouldn't surprise me if there were high gas prices in Iran. "If the government were in charge of the Sahara ..." and all that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 02, 2018 12:12 PM (/qEW2)

166
Expect MSNBC to report the Iran protests as being anti Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2018 12:12 PM (IqV8l)

167 150 Complicit Network News now saying Protest are about high Gas prices.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2018 12:08 PM (BtQd4)

Its Death to Prophets, not profits, CNN.

Posted by: jsg at January 02, 2018 12:12 PM (gs8be)

168 Worst thing you can hear when you get on a flight is the person next to you asking for a seat belt extender.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2018 12:12 PM (/tuJf)

169 I get upgraded often. Worst feeling is being number 5 on the list with only 4 seats open.

#WhitePeopleProblems

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 02, 2018 12:13 PM (9yMCe)

170 Wouldn't surprise me if there were high gas prices in Iran. "If the government were in charge of the Sahara ..." and all that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 02, 2018 12:12 PM (/qEW2)

I'm blanking on the specifics, but I don't think Iran ever figured out how to run the American refinery they seized, so they need to buy refined oil products from other countries. And I think we sanction(ed) that.

So yeah, gasoline is probably expensive there.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 12:13 PM (F5+ro)

171 So women are taking their hijabs off hecause gas prices? LoL


Can we get them to take their tops off, too?

We can come up with a reason later.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 02, 2018 12:13 PM (tRaq7)

172
Aren't all DJs named "D-Bag"?
Posted by: tu3031


Dime Bag?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2018 12:13 PM (IqV8l)

173 >>Wrong movie, dude.


Heh, yup.

District B13 is set in future Paris where the no-go zones have been walled off and the government has left them to self-rule (not as fancy as in new Judge Dredd). Basically, run by drug kingpins and random thugs. Of course, in the movie both the drug kingpin and the government are the bad guys...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2018 12:13 PM (W+vEI)

174 Expect MSNBC to report the Iran protests as being anti Trump.

Trump needs to keep his mouth shut on Iran!

Posted by: Paragon of virtue Susan Rice at January 02, 2018 12:13 PM (O2RFr)

175 Poll Tax discriminates against the ignorant.

Posted by: gNewt at January 02, 2018 12:13 PM (uOL2Q)

176 The wider the bottom the greater the likelihood of spandex."

The transition from "JUICY" to "cottage cheese" was a looooong time ago...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2018 12:13 PM (7LY+6)

177 One of the left's favorite bullshit argument against voter ID is "the cost will harm minorities more than whites".



Uh, how about applying what they get from the tax bill?!?



How about equal application of the law?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2018 12:14 PM (0R8lo)

178 Oh please, not that link again. I have half a mind to delete it. Arrrghhh!

Ah, Rachel Bloom, who endlessly has to show that women are more than sex objects by endlessly producing bad, unfunny songs about....sex.

What did Daddy do to you, Rachel, that you need to seek such revenge?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 02, 2018 12:14 PM (oVJmc)

179 I thought gas was dirt cheap in Iran cuz govt subsidies

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 02, 2018 12:14 PM (9yMCe)

180 Wait... you're raising our Electric Bill?
=====

Brown energy bad, green energy good. They won't even notice. Our little city gave us the song and dance and decided to sign a contract for a 'green' provider. Heh. Just wait until the two weeks of subzero bills happen come out in a month.

Something, something, history repeating and rhyming?

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 02, 2018 12:15 PM (MIKMs)

181 Aren't all DJs named "D-Bag"?
Posted by: tu3031

Dime Bag?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



Douche

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2018 12:15 PM (0R8lo)

182 Expect MSNBC to report the Iran protests as being anti Trump.


I think it's because of the ban on pussy hats.

Posted by: tu3031 at January 02, 2018 12:15 PM (O5Q3r)

183 168 Worst thing you can hear when you get on a flight is the person next to you asking for a seat belt extender.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2018 12:12 PM (/tuJf)

I was actually traveling for business a few years back to like Ohio or somewhere stupid -- it was like a 6 am flight, so I figured it wouldn't be packed, and it would be mostly business travelers.

I got on, walked to my seat, and the 600 pound man sitting next to the seat I was assigned said, "sorry man. I'm like your worst nightmare."

It was funny.

But yes, it was a horrible flight.

Nice guy though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 12:15 PM (F5+ro)

184 gasoline is probably expensive there"

Actually, no.

Cars, OTOH...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2018 12:15 PM (7LY+6)

185 DJT should tweet his support for CAs cutting off water to help the delta smelt. Water would be flowing into the Central Valley within 24 hours.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2018 12:16 PM (gC2IV)

186
I thought gas was dirt cheap in Iran cuz govt subsidies
Posted by: #neverskankles


Wasn't it really cheap in Venezuela?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2018 12:16 PM (IqV8l)

187 >>Worst thing you can hear when you get on a flight is the person next to you asking for a seat belt extender.


Ugh. I've pretty much been flying Southwest for years. Have a system where I can almost always get vacant middle seat if not a fully booked flight: you pay the extra $15-25 for first boarding and then sit in aisle seat of rows 7-11. People who want front jump at rows 1-6, even if middle seat, and others will keep walking past 7-11 in hopes of better option/own row in the back of the plane

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2018 12:16 PM (W+vEI)

188 heh sorry rio bravo, didn't mean to label you, just foggy bottom typing from my flu head text.

Posted by: willow at January 02, 2018 12:16 PM (t2Uf9)

189 Poll Tax discriminates against the ignorant.

Posted by: gNewt at January 02, 2018 12:13 PM (uOL2Q)

-----------------------------------
And the Czech tax will kill the financial services industry.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 02, 2018 12:16 PM (5NMZN)

190 Electric cars are totes environment friendly. Electricity comes from the wall so no polution right?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 02, 2018 12:16 PM (9yMCe)

191 "The 'market' does not equal 'the free market' and market forces are not restricted to 'free markets'. There is idealized theory and there is reality.
Posted by: RioBravo

right ... there are supply/demand type things that can only kinda/sorta be measured. But there are 1000 factors known as "externalities" that completely overwhelm most of the "free trade" concepts.

imo most of the "deficits don't matter" lie (Krugman?) was to keep the high profits rolling, from polluting commie nations that use slaves and steal intellectual property. They escaped the all the costs of "liberty" under a false flag of "capitalism will unite the world in wealth".

(liberty costs are military, scrubbing the coal smoke, health care, respecting patents, human rights, etc. ... those things are real world. slavery is also real world and can be very efficient, if we don't mind enriching slave holders)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2018 12:16 PM (otAqJ)

192 One of the left's favorite bullshit argument against voter ID is "the cost will harm minorities more than whites".

_______

Which is why almost every new Voter ID law has a "free" voter ID provision in it to nix that bullshit argument.

Posted by: Maritime at January 02, 2018 12:16 PM (lKmt3)

193 Of course, in the movie both the drug kingpin and the government are the bad guys...
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2018 12:13 PM (W+vEI)

So it's a documentary?

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 02, 2018 12:16 PM (NWiLs)

194 184 gasoline is probably expensive there"

Actually, no.

Cars, OTOH...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2018 12:15 PM (7LY+6)

Yeah, I'm just guessing. I really have no idea, never been to Iran.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 12:17 PM (F5+ro)

195 97 Well it is now 12 noon and still only 27F here.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 02, 2018 11:56 AM (mpXpK)

Well, Vic, at Schloss Rot it went down to -22 last night and it is now hovering around zero.
And I have my first cold in a year, and a case of the trots.

But being a Moron, life is still good. Happy new year to you and yours!

Posted by: RI Red - Expert on everything expert at January 02, 2018 12:17 PM (DdK8R)

196 183, But yes, it was a horrible flight.



Nice guy though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 12:15 PM (F5+ro)
I sat behind two little boys who ate way too much sausages and kept farting. Smelly farts.

Posted by: IC at January 02, 2018 12:17 PM (a0IVu)

197 What if we dye the coal green? Lime St Patrick's Day

Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2018 12:17 PM (yM/Yl)

198 Worst thing you can hear when you get on a flight is the person next to you asking for a seat belt extender.
Posted by: JackStraw



I ask for one every time.


Because when a do bad jumps up with a box cutter, I'll have nunchucks.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2018 12:17 PM (0R8lo)

199 never been to Iran."

Ever been to Spain?

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2018 12:18 PM (7LY+6)

200


Big deal so they won't send their bureaucrats to red states to attend confrences. Hookers and cke dealers hardest hit,


If they're worried about carbon footprints they shouldn't be sending their bureaucrats anywhere.

But, sure, Illinois' corn-fed hos will be happy to show you a good time, Mr. California Delegate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 02, 2018 12:18 PM (oVJmc)

201 ace up

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 02, 2018 12:18 PM (mpXpK)

202 Bill Nye: Blue States Will "Impose Economic Sanctions" Against Climate Change-Denying States"

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 02, 2018 12:00 PM (lKyWE)


red states will impose cranial lead level standards.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 02, 2018 12:18 PM (aMlLZ)

203 Well, Vic, at Schloss Rot it went down to -22 last night and it is now hovering around zero.

And I have my first cold in a year, and a case of the trots.




Isn't frozen trots, solid?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2018 12:18 PM (0R8lo)

204 who ate way too much sausages "

Lufthansa?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 02, 2018 12:19 PM (7LY+6)

205 I've taken Amtrak a few times. Really quite nice if you book a sleeper cabin. Very civilized, if slow, method of travel

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 02, 2018 12:19 PM (fA1SL)

206 Worst thing you can hear when you get on a flight is the person next to you asking for a seat belt extender.
Posted by: JackStraw

no, worse thing you hear is someone coughing.

Posted by: willow at January 02, 2018 12:19 PM (t2Uf9)

207 190 Electric cars are totes environment friendly. Electricity comes from the wall so no polution right?
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 02, 2018 12:16 PM (9yMCe)

Yeah, and luckily we have a state of the art electric grid that can totally handle the added capacity needed to charge millions of car batteries.

In my lovely state of NH, we had a great plan to build a nuclear plant 2 two reactors to electrify the entire state.

You can imagine how that worked out. We did get 1 reactor, but it doesn't provide enough power for everyone. We still have some smaller coal plants, but theyre old and the environmentalists are trying to get rid of them, too.

So we have to import power from Canada and their hydro producers. Which, as you can imagine, is expensive as fuck.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 12:19 PM (F5+ro)

208 >>So it's a documentary?

Naw, because the District B13 government wants to action against kingpin and his crew in the no-go zone, unlike in Europe where they are all "la la la la diversity is our strength don't you single out any ethnicity haterz!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2018 12:19 PM (W+vEI)

209 Worst thing you can hear when you get on a flight is the person next to you asking for a seat belt extender.
Posted by: JackStraw

no, worse thing you hear is someone coughing.
Posted by: willow at January 02, 2018 12:19 PM (t2Uf9)

i don't mind a lolling head from a stranger on my shoulder, i become squeamish when the head is couhging.

Posted by: willow at January 02, 2018 12:20 PM (t2Uf9)

210
I sat behind two little boys who ate way too much sausages and kept farting. Smelly farts.
Posted by: IC


As opposed to sweet smelling farts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 02, 2018 12:20 PM (IqV8l)

211 >>I was actually traveling for business a few years back to like Ohio or somewhere stupid -- it was like a 6 am flight, so I figured it wouldn't be packed, and it would be mostly business travelers.

I had to go to Vegas a number of years ago for a convention. Plane was almost fully boarded and the center and window seat in my row were empty.

I was just about to start manspreading when two orcas started making their way down the aisle. They were ginormous, so big that when they sat down I was forced to sit half way into the aisle.

Right after takeoff I went to the back to stand where the stewardesses were getting drinks ready. One of them said "Sir, you can't stand here". I said, "Go look at my seat".

She came back and folded down her jump seat and that's where I sat for the rest of the flight. I ate every bag of peanuts I could get my hands on.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2018 12:20 PM (/tuJf)

212 Here's another log for the SJW/Leftard Hypocrisy Fire-


I was watching the Japanese Red and White New Year's Singing Contest.

As always, interesting.

But, watching all of these cute and/or lovely women-

brought to mind......The Last Jedi.


How come in the SJWiest of all possible SJW Star Wars,

everyone gets a handsome or beautiful representation of their race/group/whatever

except Asians?


No, Asians get Rose- the shortest, dumpiest, ugliest Asian woman they could find in Hollywood.

Thanks Disney racists!

I see Hollywood's anti-Asian bias is still in full effect in an SJW's Mary Sue dreamfest of all things.

Frankly, it's embarrassing.

To top it all off, they go for the old stereotype of the short, dumpy, ugly Asian woman's impossible, hopeless love (cuz short, dumpy, ugly Asian) of the handsome hero.

Nice.

The only thing they left out is Rose saying-

"Oh, Mistah Finn, me so love you. Me so hawny. Me love you long time!"


Sweet job, hypocrites.




Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2018 12:21 PM (9q7Dl)

213 Civil war in a polity with regionally-differentiated and specialized economy is a royal beeyotch.

I'm getting the distinct impression the Left hasn't thought their clever plan all the way through.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 02, 2018 12:21 PM (AM1GF)

214 205 I've taken Amtrak a few times. Really quite nice if you book a sleeper cabin. Very civilized, if slow, method of travel
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 02, 2018 12:19 PM (fA1SL)

On a recent Amtrak trip between Northeastern cities, I was informed that I had enough points to get bumped to business class. When I arrived in business class, I found that the only open seat was next to a fatass, leaving me less room than I would have had in coach class. As a wise philosopher once said, "It's like raaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn on your weeeeedddiiiiinngg daaaaaaay..."

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 02, 2018 12:21 PM (mynhJ)

215 She came back and folded down her jump seat and that's where I sat for the rest of the flight. I ate every bag of peanuts I could get my hands on.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2018 12:20 PM (/tuJf)

see! you could still eat because she wasn't coughing! Large or not.

Posted by: willow at January 02, 2018 12:22 PM (t2Uf9)

216 She came back and folded down her jump seat and that's where I sat for the rest of the flight. I ate every bag of peanuts I could get my hands on.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2018 12:20 PM (/tuJf)

So in other words, it worked out perfectly for you. Jumper seat AND unlimited free peanuts? Can't beat that!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 12:22 PM (F5+ro)

217 195 But being a Moron, life is still good. Happy new year to you and yours!

Posted by: RI Red - Expert on everything expert at January 02, 2018 12:17 PM (DdK8R)

Happy New Year to you too.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 02, 2018 12:23 PM (mpXpK)

218 anyway i consider my fluffier seatmates a soft pillow i can take a nap on. although They might have other ideas.

Posted by: willow at January 02, 2018 12:23 PM (t2Uf9)

219 I thought "God's Greatest Gift" was actually "God's Greatest Gift to Women". Which is not necessarily a reference to Christmas.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at January 02, 2018 12:25 PM (IG9An)

220 unlimited free peanuts

-------------------------

To avoid the Hungary tax.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 02, 2018 12:26 PM (5NMZN)

221 ya know Sundance @ CTH does a lot of good articles, But that plave is a loons nest ! Bannon is anti-Trump & one tard linked a Mediaite story about Gabriel Sherman about Bannon "Reported Mulling" run for President in 2020 !

Coo coo For Coco Puffs

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 02, 2018 12:26 PM (y3aQB)

222 Shorter version of the Gorilla Pundit: most of those groups, except the Palestinians and Theresa May, basically want communism, and disempowering the U.S. as the only way to get it.

The Palestinians and Theresa May have no idea what they actually want.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 02, 2018 12:27 PM (KoLtY)

223 Ah Gorilla Pundit--way smarter than the average Dim.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 02, 2018 12:29 PM (Sda6L)

224 >>>Worst thing you can hear when you get on a flight is the person next to you asking for a seat belt extender.<<<

Try sitting next to a ninety plus year old wheezing lady with walking pneumonia, a bubbling cough and a full diaper. Her stench was a not so subtle clue that she was dying before my eyes.

Posted by: Fritz at January 02, 2018 12:34 PM (2Mnv1)

225 Since autoimmune disorders were mentioned in the prayer list, I'm trying to get some of you in the Horde in contact with Mr. BTEG. He has a bunch of autoimmune disorders, new issues keep popping up, and there is currently no specialty focusing on multiple autoimmune disorders and the overall effects. I think my husband could use someone to commiserate and possibly share ideas with. My email is my nic a t g e e m a i l. I can get you in touch with him from there.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 02, 2018 12:34 PM (FQKBL)

226 >>129

Because the Repub party in Calif. is dumb?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 02, 2018 12:35 PM (r9UYA)

227 Close the curtain and get back to your damn seat! There are people flying up here!
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2018 12:10 PM (/tuJf)


I've always wanted to fly first class, so one time I could poke my head through the curtain and look at all the rows of business class passengers and bellow

"RAMMING.... SPEEEEED!!!!"

Then I'd laugh.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 02, 2018 12:36 PM (PJAUM)

228 219 I thought "God's Greatest Gift" was actually "God's Greatest Gift to Women". Which is not necessarily a reference to Christmas.
Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at January 02, 2018 12:25 PM (IG9An)


A fair point. But I did find it interesting that the "to women" part was left off. Makes it pleasingly ambiguous.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 02, 2018 12:38 PM (PJAUM)

229 Can you imagine the outrage if Trump told Susan Rice to "keep your mouth shut?"

Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2018 12:38 PM (7uYFy)

230 zzzz...ah huma....zzzzz.....ah huma.....zzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: J. Sessions at January 02, 2018 12:39 PM (r9UYA)

231 Well it is now 12 noon and still only 27F here.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 02, 2018 11:56 AM (mpXpK)

Here in my corner of Alberta, the Chinook rolled in last night, and seems to be ongoing. Yesterday at this time, it was -30C, right now it is -5C. Sun is shining, blue sky, and light west winds. We could see above-freezing temps in a few hours if it keeps up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2018 12:39 PM (gB1fy)

232 Also not stated is the gutless German Police who can't or won't do their job of protecting the innocent and arresting criminals.

Maybe they'd be more aggressive if it were Jews doing this.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 02, 2018 12:41 PM (BgY3o)

233 Things seem so quiet right now.
But I have a feeling that by the end of the week we're going to see a squadron of flaming skulls on this smart military blog.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2018 12:42 PM (7uYFy)

234 233 Things seem so quiet right now.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2018 12:42 PM (7uYFy)


That's because there's a nood and you're in the wrong thread.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 02, 2018 12:44 PM (PJAUM)

235 that prayer list looks like a membership list. Holy crap.

Prayers out to everyone.

I feel guilty I'm relatively okay.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 02, 2018 12:46 PM (BgY3o)

236 Got stuck center row, two seats in, on a Paris to Chicago L1011.
Outboard of me was a young mother with a baby who shit so much it should have been nothing but a bag of skin by the time we landed.
Up aisle the shitter had plugged up.

Good times.

Standard Asian flight dress is sweat pants, sneakers, a hoody, dust mask and goggles.
Put your hand in your pockets and don't move or touch anything for the flight duration.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 02, 2018 12:47 PM (xBSm0)

237 I got on, walked to my seat, and the 600 pound man
sitting next to the seat I was assigned said, "sorry man. I'm like your
worst nightmare."



It was funny.



But yes, it was a horrible flight.



Nice guy though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 02, 2018 12:15 PM (F5+ro)

Airlines should require people that huge to buy 2 seats, or simply provide them an adjoining seat, gratis. Safety of the aircraft itself, and all aboard it is dependent upon it not being overloaded, and that the load is properly distributed within the aircraft.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2018 12:51 PM (gB1fy)

238 Tuned in to Rush but he is not behind the Golden EIB microphone today. Didn't listen to the fill-in host long enough to find out why.

Does anyone know if this is a planned absence or if Rush is sick, or what?

Posted by: Just another penis-encumbered overachiever at January 02, 2018 12:54 PM (0w8Uf)

239 Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 02, 2018 12:34 PM (FQKBL)

Heres two that work for me. I have psoriatic arthritis and osteo arthritis. And psoriasis (of course).

I take 50000 mg a day of Vitamin D3. This helps keep my joints from getting really stiff. Been doing this for over a year and no problems. YMMV

also found by accident that a steady dose of 500mg a day of tetracycline will cut down on flare ups or the intensity of them. Again YMMV

always remember that the doctors are limited in what they can do by the rules of medicine: I.E. common practice. If they stray from common practice they could lose their license and/or get sued if something went wrong.

So they err on the side of caution. They hear hoof beats it's a horse. But sometimes it is a f**king zebra!

I just explore and do research and sometimes luck out when being treated for one thing and it helps something else I have.

Taking alfuzosin is good for urinary problems but it also helps lower your blood pressure. Use caution if you self proscribe if you also take other high blood pressure meds.

Where do I get the script meds without the doctor? Overseas.

I established long ago a good relationship with a few outlets and they proved trustworthy. Hard part is sometimes they will get seized coming through customs. Trial and error on that. Usually if you order less than a 30 day supply they won't bother. Sometimes they will if you use the wrong supplier. (don't ask me why or who. I have one that I don't use any longer because they kept getting seized.)

hope that helps someone. And if Bob from the NSA is listening I wasn't talking about drugs or meds or giving medical advice. It was purely for entertainment.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 02, 2018 01:08 PM (BgY3o)

240 Posted by: Just another penis-encumbered overachiever at January 02, 2018 12:54 PM (0w8Uf)

Planned. site says he returns in 2018 but that a sub is in for today.

So check in later this afternoon.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 02, 2018 01:12 PM (BgY3o)

241 Bill Nye as the face of left wing bullying, threats, and intimidation is just perfect.

Posted by: An Observation at January 02, 2018 01:22 PM (Wdc4F)

242 Thank you for the prayer list Slap Weasel!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 02, 2018 01:47 PM (QMwOT)

243 Wow, the prayer list is one of the coolest things I've seen on this site in a long time!

Posted by: Travis at January 02, 2018 04:02 PM (/gUgY)

244 38
I loved that about Berlin. Not one mention of why the safe spaces were created.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2018 11:43 AM (0tfLf)


Those Presbyterians are getting out of hand.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 02, 2018 05:57 PM (UsCnO)

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