Fox: Andrew McCabe Was a Friendly Witness for Democrats Yesterday, But His Answers to Republicans About the Dossier Contained Conflicts With Other Witness Statements As Well as Convenient Gaps In Memory

Republicans plan a new round of subpoenas to those in McCabe's conspiratorial circle to ferret out the truth.

While HPSCI staff would not confirm who will be summoned for testimony, all indications point to demoted DOJ official Bruce G. Ohr and FBI General Counsel James A. Baker, who accompanied McCabe, along with other lawyers, to Tuesday's HPSCI session.
The issuance of a subpoena against the Justice Department's top lawyer could provoke a new constitutional clash between the two branches, even worse than the months-long tug of war over documents and witnesses that has already led House Speaker Paul Ryan to accuse DOJ and FBI of "stonewalling" and HPSCI Chairman Devin Nunes, R-Calif., to threaten contempt-of-Congress citations against Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein and FBI Director Christopher Wray.

"It's hard to know who’s telling us the truth," said one House investigator after McCabe’s questioning.
...
Sources close to the investigation say that McCabe was a "friendly witness" to the Democrats in the room, who are said to have pressed the deputy director, without success, to help them build a case against President Trump for obstruction of justice in the Russia-collusion probe. "If he could have, he would have," said one participant in the questioning.
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The sources said that when asked when he learned that the dossier had been funded by the Hillary Clinton campaign and the Democratic National Committee, McCabe claimed he could not recall -- despite the reported existence of documents with McCabe's own signature on them establishing his knowledge of the dossier's financing and provenance.

The article says that, in being asked about the FBI's use of the dossier, McCabe said he stood by "its credibility," but I'm not sure if the "its" there refers to the dossier's credibility or the FBI's credibility.

He admitted the only part of it they'd confirmed was Carter Page's trip to Russia, but they couldn't even confirm what the meeting was about.

I'd love to see this m*****f**** go to jail for perjury.

I'd also enjoy seeing any further interviews with Trump aids consist only of the answer, "Much like Assistant Attorney General Andrew McCabe, I can't remember any of the key facts you're asking about."

Posted by: Ace at 03:29 PM

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1 Me too!

Posted by: Ann at December 20, 2017 03:30 PM (jtHQy)

2 My reply was "me too" in response to the swearing + jailing for perjury - just to be clear.

Posted by: Ann at December 20, 2017 03:30 PM (jtHQy)

3 3

Posted by: JT at December 20, 2017 03:31 PM (UzYky)

4 I called the others :-)

I'm getting kinda lonely.

Posted by: Ann at December 20, 2017 03:31 PM (jtHQy)

5 I'll call the others

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 03:31 PM (h6BP/)

6 top 10

Posted by: redenzo at December 20, 2017 03:32 PM (5wSNN)

7 Waterboarding works wonders on memory gaps.

Posted by: torabora at December 20, 2017 03:32 PM (Hmx40)

8 I love it when a plan comes together.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 03:32 PM (/tuJf)

9 I'll be top ten too.

Funny how that only happens here--being top ten, I mean.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 20, 2017 03:32 PM (HDMVB)

10 OT but per Drudge, Al Frankenhands is resigning Jan. 2.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2017 03:32 PM (0ogQG)

11 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 03:32 PM (h6BP/)

12 Smidgen Free.

Posted by: Derptastic at December 20, 2017 03:32 PM (DB16e)

13 So McCabe lied to congress which is a felony. But nothing will come of it. All talk and no action.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2017 03:33 PM (mpXpK)

14 See when the water gets in the gaps between memories the memories short out and all the sudden there is no gap.

Posted by: torabora at December 20, 2017 03:33 PM (Hmx40)

15 His stories conflicted? People have gone to jail for that.

Posted by: josephistan at December 20, 2017 03:33 PM (7HtZB)

16 zzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: J. Sessions at December 20, 2017 03:33 PM (r9UYA)

17 This Andy fellow appears to be a form of shit weasel. Surprising none of us here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

18 th?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2017 03:34 PM (X/O1y)

19 I will take NONE of this seriously until someone pays a fucking PRICE for it. JAIL. FINE. CASTRATION...

I GIVE a fuck. A CONSEQUENCE. SOMEWHERE. ANYWHERE....

for fucksake.....

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2017 03:34 PM (xttKs)

20 Waterboarding works wonders on memory gaps.
Posted by: torabora

Remember, it's not waterboarding if you use diesel.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 03:34 PM (h6BP/)

21 You know this didn't go according to plan for the Dems because that traitorous POS from CA wasn't leaking like a sieve to CNN during his "bathroom breaks"

Posted by: DocJ at December 20, 2017 03:34 PM (7bkOX)

22 So what did Al Franken REALLY do?

Posted by: torabora at December 20, 2017 03:34 PM (Hmx40)

23 I propose a compromise for all the leftists, since you're always going on about overcrowded prisons and unfair sentencing laws:

For every politician we put in prison, we'll release a prisoner who's currently in there on a nonviolent drug charge.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 20, 2017 03:34 PM (KUaJL)

24 Isn't someone banging his wife too?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2017 03:34 PM (QCX64)

25 send them all to Gitmo until someone's memory gets better.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2017 03:34 PM (X/O1y)

26 So what did Al Franken REALLY do?

Posted by: torabora at December 20, 2017 03:34 PM (Hmx40)

Very bad things......

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2017 03:35 PM (xttKs)

27 "It's hard to know who's telling us the truth," said one House investigator after McCabe's questioning."
...........

Try none of them.

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2017 03:35 PM (HgMAr)

28 OT but per Drudge, Al Frankenhands is resigning Jan. 2.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2017 03:32 PM (0ogQG)

Yeah, but what year?

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 20, 2017 03:35 PM (ajiE5)

29 Consequences are for Dirt People.

Posted by: Guzalot at December 20, 2017 03:35 PM (prSvo)

30 20 Waterboarding works wonders on memory gaps.
Posted by: torabora

Remember, it's not waterboarding if you use diesel.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 03:34 PM (h6BP/)

Or vodka

:hic:

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at December 20, 2017 03:35 PM (7HtZB)

31 Anybody ask him about the "insurance policy" he and Strzok talked about?

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2017 03:35 PM (LiyEm)

32 20
Waterboarding works wonders on memory gaps.

Posted by: torabora

Remember, it's not waterboarding if you use ~~diesel~~ hillary's FUPA.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 03:34 PM (h6BP/)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 03:35 PM (Dp6qK)

33 It's only perjury if he was sworn. If not it is lying to congress which carries the same penalty so it doesn't matter. But someone has to charge him which is where the hangup will be.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2017 03:35 PM (mpXpK)

34 This kind of perjury trap is used all the time by prosecutors. Turn it on them.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at December 20, 2017 03:36 PM (RD7QR)

35 Well, at least he showed up. That's progress, right?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 20, 2017 03:36 PM (O5Q3r)

36 Lot of Twitter and /pol chatter that a whole bunch of people are going away. I am skeptically optimistic

Posted by: Random ~~Lurker~~ Commenter at December 20, 2017 03:36 PM (dab45)

37 24 Isn't someone banging his wife too?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2017 03:34 PM (QCX64)

Another job Americans just won't do.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 20, 2017 03:36 PM (7HtZB)

38 Didn't his wife receive some crazy amount of dem money for a congressional run ?

Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2017 03:36 PM (cOgFE)

39 OT but per Drudge, Al Frankenhands is resigning Jan. 2.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2017 03:32 PM (0ogQG)
..........

Gonna be a helluva hangover.

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2017 03:36 PM (HgMAr)

40 Media is having a stroke over the tax cut roll out.

The left hates the lifting of Big Brother jack boot off the neck of the citizenry.

Pelosi is correct in saying this is Armageddon. this bill and the growth that will follow will destroy the dems for a decade. Great day, and great year for we Americans.

MAGA.

Posted by: redenzo at December 20, 2017 03:37 PM (5wSNN)

41 Isn't someone banging his wife too?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 20, 2017 03:34 PM (QCX64)

The Paolo: I never, how you say, kiss and tell

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2017 03:37 PM (493sH)

42 Oh good, something other than bra sizes

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2017 03:37 PM (aC6Sd)

43 Ohr's Dad was that nutter in Catch 22 who would obsessively take apart the stove in Yossarian's tent and reassemble it while giggling like a maniac. Then he would crash his B25 in the Med to practice for his lifeboat trip back to the states.

Posted by: torabora at December 20, 2017 03:38 PM (Hmx40)

44 I am waiting to see someone with their balls in a vice

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2017 03:38 PM (aC6Sd)

45 The tax bill was Armageddon, so there's no sense worrying about this shit.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 20, 2017 03:38 PM (398bZ)

46 >>Didn't his wife receive some crazy amount of dem money for a congressional run ?

Only if you consider $700k from Hillary related sources on top of outside money she raised which gave her a war chest of over $1.2 million in a race that had never seen more than $500k spent before "crazy" money.

Incidentally, she finished the race with the same $700k in her coffers and under VA laws she gets to keep any money she didn't spend.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 03:38 PM (/tuJf)

47 it's not a constitutional crisis if an agency is resisting the Legislature and the Executive. it's insubordination and grounds for a mass culling.

Posted by: x at December 20, 2017 03:39 PM (nFwvY)

48 Pelosi is correct in saying this is Armageddon. this bill and the growth that will follow will destroy the dems for a decade.

Posted by: redenzo at December 20, 2017 03:37 PM (5wSNN)

Absolutely. How you going to sell socialism when 70% of peeps have a job that pays the bills?

Their only choice is to find a moderate in the party. They haven't figured that out yet.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 20, 2017 03:39 PM (ajiE5)

49 Charlie Gasbagarino is throwing water on the tax reform bill.

My shocked face: *__*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

50 Party over country.

Posted by: ShainS at December 20, 2017 03:40 PM (0AY4v)

51 McCabe is another guy I would waterboard till he grew gills

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2017 03:40 PM (aC6Sd)

52 f**** is missing an asterisk.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 03:41 PM (/qEW2)

53 So what did Al Franken REALLY do?
Posted by: torabora at December 20, 2017 03:34 PM (Hmx40)

He unfortunately had a pic of him released looking like he was about to sexually assault a sleeping victim during the middle of a campaign against sexual assault . Pic backed up by testimony from same victim that he also forcibly stuck his tongue down her mouth. Bad timing.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 20, 2017 03:41 PM (qcrxS)

54
I am waiting to see someone with their balls in a vice

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2017 03:38 PM (aC6Sd)

*waves both hands wildly to volunteer*

Posted by: Shep! at December 20, 2017 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

55 40 Media is having a stroke over the tax cut roll out.

As are leftist commenters, such as these histrionic schadenboner fluffers (love the article title: "Evil Party Passes Evil Bill." We're eeeeevil, bitchez!)

https://tinyurl.com/yb7zjg9n

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 20, 2017 03:41 PM (ul9CR)

56 Only if you consider $700k from Hillary related sources on top of outside money she raised which gave her a war chest of over $1.2 million in a race that had never seen more than $500k spent before "crazy" money.

Incidentally, she finished the race with the same $700k in her coffers and under VA laws she gets to keep any money she didn't spend.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 03:38 PM (/tuJf)

Seriously? LOL!

Money laundering EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2017 03:41 PM (xttKs)

57 CNN round table is predictably making much of a joke Trump made about Scalise --"helluva way to lose weight!"

Posted by: JoeF. at December 20, 2017 03:42 PM (7uYFy)

58 >>Seriously? LOL!

>>Money laundering EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!

Really, really.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 03:42 PM (/tuJf)

59 >>49 Charlie Gasbagarino is throwing water on the tax reform bill.

That douche is particularly annoying.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 20, 2017 03:42 PM (r9UYA)

60 I'm curious why they are fighting so hard to protect Fusion GPS and that chain of custody. It must lead somewhere really awful for the Democrats for them to stonewall this hard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 03:43 PM (39g3+)

61 God is not pleased with the tax bill. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 20, 2017 03:43 PM (398bZ)

62 I wonder if the committee questioned McCabe about his Hatch Act violations and lies about it. Also about his omissions on his financial disclosure form.

It's almost as if the laws don't apply to the swamp dwellers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2017 03:43 PM (0ogQG)

63 57 CNN round table is predictably making much of a joke Trump made about Scalise --"helluva way to lose weight!"

They'll give that more coverage than the guy who shot him.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 20, 2017 03:43 PM (ul9CR)

64 Their only choice is to find SOMEONE TO PRETEND TO BE a moderate in the party. They haven't figured that out yet.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 20, 2017 03:39 PM (ajiE5)

Fixed

Posted by: Random ~~Lurker~~ Commenter at December 20, 2017 03:43 PM (dab45)

65 ...And whatever God wants, he keeps!

Posted by: just the punchline's understudy at December 20, 2017 03:43 PM (hXeKX)

66 Fuckin fire all of them NOW

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2017 03:44 PM (SjImc)

67 Seriously? LOL!

Money laundering EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2017 03:41 PM (xttKs)
............

Politics, where you don't do shit and get rich.

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2017 03:44 PM (HgMAr)

68 Gibbet this bastard and hang him from the Capitol Dome.

Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2017 03:44 PM (v3AAT)

69 CNN round table is predictably making much of a joke Trump made about Scalise --"helluva way to lose weight!"

Posted by: JoeF. at December 20, 2017 03:42 PM (7uYFy)

Pretty sure everyone on that panel would have been thrilled if Scalise had died. Is "conservative" mouth piece Ana Navarro on the panel?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

70 At a minimum the DOJ OIG report will show many, many violations of DOJ/FBI procedure in how the Hillary case was run. Enough dots on the page that you can draw the cat: the investigation was purposefully tanked.

Will there enough to show how the actors conspired in this? Let us pray.

So Mueller's investigating collusion that never happened, and whether firing Dirty Cop Jimmy Drama was somehow collusion. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 20, 2017 03:44 PM (cAXIk)

71 *clown nose on*

*honk* *honk*

*clown nose off*

harumphfff!

Posted by: Senator Frankentongue at December 20, 2017 03:44 PM (A1FgP)

72 >>I'm curious why they are fighting so hard to protect Fusion GPS and that chain of custody. It must lead somewhere really awful for the Democrats for them to stonewall this hard.

It leads right to the White House.

Google Shailagh Murray and Neil King.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 03:44 PM (/tuJf)

73 Are they allowed to bring lawyers to these hearings?
If so, do we know who his lawyer is?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2017 03:45 PM (W+vEI)

74 OT but per Drudge, Al Frankenhands is resigning Jan. 2.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2017 03:32 PM (0ogQG)

I'll believe it when it happens. You never know, the vote-fraud inquiry in Alabama might turn up something. Always a possibility when we're talking about Democrats. I would not put it past the loathsome slug to crawfish if it does.

Posted by: Monty James at December 20, 2017 03:45 PM (gKOMX)

75 Gentlemen, here's your choice - you can be trebuchet payload * points to bucket * or you can be countermass * points to gallows at the other end*.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 20, 2017 03:45 PM (fA1SL)

76 ty sure everyone on that panel would have been thrilled if Scalise had died. Is "conservative" mouth piece Ana Navarro on the panel?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

No. Cilizza, Acosta and some people I don't know....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 20, 2017 03:45 PM (7uYFy)

77 When you go to the store, check out the current Enquirer. I believe the worm has turned.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 20, 2017 03:45 PM (apyCW)

78 I'll waterboard McCabe but I don't know how and may accidentally flense him instead. but without intent.

Posted by: x at December 20, 2017 03:45 PM (nFwvY)

79 CNN round table is predictably making much of a joke Trump made about Scalise --"helluva way to lose weight!"

My standard joke when people asked me about how I lost weight was that it involved two phases. Generally along the lines of "Phase One, which I do not recommend-- was appendicitis and nine days in the hospital. Don't do that. Phase Two was better..." and so on.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 20, 2017 03:46 PM (hXeKX)

80 You would think that the Trump appointed heads of the FBI and DOJ could produce the documents, you would be wrong apparently.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 20, 2017 03:46 PM (6Ll1u)

81
Every single one of those bastards as well as Mueller and his bastards will get off scot free. No doubt in my mind.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 20, 2017 03:46 PM (r+sAi)

82
It leads right to the White House.

Google Shailagh Murray and Neil King.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 03:44 PM (/tuJf)

========================
Whoa.

Posted by: mrp at December 20, 2017 03:46 PM (Pqytn)

83 I wonder how many Muslim Bro-hood members infest the FBI?

Preezy Choom Boy Friend of Hezbollah Coke Fiend was a busy, busy boy for eight years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

84 He unfortunately had a pic of him released looking like he was about to sexually assault a sleeping victim during the middle of a campaign against sexual assault . Pic backed up by testimony from same victim that he also forcibly stuck his tongue down her mouth.

Well and half a dozen other women also noted that he was very handsy and creepy toward them: stalking, forced kisses, groping.

Nothing he did, to me, adds up to being thrown out of congress but the truth is, I'd be fired from any job I've ever had if I had done any of that stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)

85 When you go to the store, check out the current Enquirer. I believe the worm has turned.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 20, 2017 03:45 PM (apyCW)

I'm not near a store, but you can't leave us in suspense.
What does it say?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 20, 2017 03:47 PM (7uYFy)

86 >>Whoa.

Indeed.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 03:47 PM (/tuJf)

87 I find it kind of ironic that mccabe and other democrats are falling into the very same perjury trap they hoped to set for Trump and his campaign staff.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 20, 2017 03:47 PM (+Dllb)

88 >>It leads right to the White House.

So, Comicus is the leaker?

Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2017 03:47 PM (v3AAT)

89 56 Seriously? LOL!

Money laundering EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2017 03:41 PM (xttKs)

Under current campaign finance laws she has a certain amount of time to dispose of it. she has a few choices.
Use it for campaigns.
Give it to Charity
Give it to another politician or a Party.

What most of these corrupt scum do is hire their wives or other close kin as part of the campaign and pay them to do nothing.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 20, 2017 03:47 PM (mpXpK)

90 I'll get excited when something actually happens to these mofos.. until then... yawn.....

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 20, 2017 03:48 PM (CNHr1)

91 >>Pretty sure everyone on that panel would have been thrilled if Scalise
had died. Is "conservative" mouth piece Ana Navarro on the panel?

If the Alexandria shooter had successfully taken out 20+ Republicans as planned there would likely have been no tax reform.

Meanwhile stupid Dems chant about the billing "killing us" like oblivious ghouls.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 20, 2017 03:48 PM (W+vEI)

92 Recused!(makes a cross with his index fingers)
Jeff Sessions

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2017 03:48 PM (LiyEm)

93 I'd love to see this m*****f**** go to jail for perjury.

And, how.

Posted by: Ready for Hillary!!11!! at December 20, 2017 03:48 PM (vtcmf)

94 oops you got Andy's title wrong Mr. Ace

Posted by: happyfeet at December 20, 2017 03:48 PM (mLfQi)

95 78 I'll waterboard McCabe but I don't know how and may accidentally flense him instead. but without intent.
Posted by: x at December 20, 2017 03:45 PM (nFwvY)

Water-jet flensing.

It's the new eco-friendly way to dispose of uncooperative interogation subjects!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 03:48 PM (hcyUh)

96 >>So, Comicus is the leaker?

He was not a moral man.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 03:48 PM (/tuJf)

97 83 I wonder how many Muslim Bro-hood members infest the FBI?

Preezy Choom Boy Friend of Hezbollah Coke Fiend was a busy, busy boy for eight years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

Every male member of Huma's family was connected to the MB

Posted by: josephistan at December 20, 2017 03:48 PM (7HtZB)

98 Huh? What? What time is it?

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at December 20, 2017 03:48 PM (vtcmf)

99 Watching cnn now, OMG it sounds like a blue wave and Trump is a goner. Early night for 2018.

Just wait until middle America gets a $200 increase in their take home pay. Then when they get a 4-5% raise. It is good night donks. That and only that is why the donks were against the Trump tax cuts. They know it is a sure winner in 2018.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 20, 2017 03:49 PM (3BFzK)

100 Wow. What happened to Shep Smith? He looks like death warmed over.

Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2017 03:49 PM (A1FgP)

101 I find it kind of ironic that mccabe and other democrats are falling into the very same perjury trap they hoped to set for Trump and his campaign staff.

----

... and, unlike Trump, or any other Republican, will suffer no consequence for it.

Posted by: B. D Jones at December 20, 2017 03:49 PM (KdDCu)

102 Pikes.
Impalements.
Gibbets.
The rack.
The wheel.
The pear of anguish.
The Judas cradle.
The iron maiden.

Time to get medieval on these bastards.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 20, 2017 03:49 PM (NWiLs)

103 Once they put that one f*cker in jail, that first one, the damn will break and you will see them all scramble like cock roaches looking to cut a deal ...

PDT should just bypass snoozie McSessions and have someone down the chain of command start the investigation... what's snoozy gonna do ?

Posted by: E.T. at December 20, 2017 03:49 PM (P1GJy)

104 85 When you go to the store, check out the current Enquirer. I believe the worm has turned.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 20, 2017 03:45 PM (apyCW)

I'm not near a store, but you can't leave us in suspense.
What does it say?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 20, 2017 03:47 PM (7uYFy)

BATBOY TO TESTIFY AGAINST MUELLER!

Posted by: josephistan at December 20, 2017 03:49 PM (7HtZB)

105 I am waiting to see someone with their balls in a vice

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2017 03:38 PM (aC6Sd)

========

Yeah. We need another symbol. Flaming skull for a significant news item (like an investigation into Hillary's server). Flaming scrotum for when a Democrat is actually punished for their actions (ex. if Hillary actually went to prison).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 03:49 PM (/qEW2)

106 ". . . Conflicts With Other Witness Statements As Well as Convenient Gaps In Memory."
______________________________________

Seems I've heard those words uttered before. . .

Posted by: Scooter Libby at December 20, 2017 03:50 PM (MnkFD)

107 I'd love to see this m*****f**** go to jail for perjury.

Marble flour?

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 20, 2017 03:50 PM (NWiLs)

108 Reminder for the dems:

Whoever flips first gets the lightest sentence, and the nicest prison...

Posted by: Parker at December 20, 2017 03:50 PM (ZfzDM)

109 From the comments at commie The AV Club. Get a load of the disgusting, ghoulish wish-casting here:

54248213
Clio Chang
12/20/17 1:21pm

This is going to radicalize white people when they finally wake up and realize just how much they've lost. Some white single mother with a disabled grandchild is gonna suicide bomb a major legislative event/building. I weep for this dipshit nation.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 20, 2017 03:50 PM (ul9CR)

110 "Well, reCUUUUSE me!"

- Jeff Sessions wearing a banjo with an arrow through his head.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 20, 2017 03:51 PM (tRaq7)

111 BREAKING!!!

In response to AT&T's giving a $1K bonus to each of its employees due to the Trump Tax Break,

George Soros and Tom Steyer have pledged to take away $2K from each of their employees.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 20, 2017 03:51 PM (NyJwR)

112 Yeah. We need another symbol. Flaming skull for a significant news item (like an investigation into Hillary's server). Flaming scrotum for when a Democrat is actually punished for their actions (ex. if Hillary actually went to prison).
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 03:49 PM (/qEW2)

A flaming flying pig.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 20, 2017 03:51 PM (NWiLs)

113 Flaming scrotum for when a Democrat is actually punished for their actions (ex. if Hillary actually went to prison).

Picture of Hell ... with a snowman.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 20, 2017 03:51 PM (JpIFY)

114 104 Trump Inks Pact With Aliens to Make Alpha Centauri Great Again

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2017 03:51 PM (LiyEm)

115 Wow. What happened to Shep Smith? He looks like death warmed over.
Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2017 03:49 PM (A1FgP)

Rough night

Posted by: JoeF. at December 20, 2017 03:51 PM (7uYFy)

116 Well, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

Posted by: Andrew McCabe at December 20, 2017 03:51 PM (MnkFD)

117 Hold up.

The dossier is 35 f'ing pages and the ONLY thing you can verify is that a guy took a trip to Russia?!

And they probably corroborated that by viewing his Facebook selfie in front of the Kremlin.

Posted by: bif at December 20, 2017 03:52 PM (aiyac)

118 Wow. What happened to Shep Smith? He looks like death warmed over.

Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2017 03:49 PM (A1FgP)

========

Sooner or later, the "lifestyle" catches up with you.

Posted by: Freddy Mercury at December 20, 2017 03:52 PM (/qEW2)

119 I gotta say its truly hilarious watching top Dem names whine that the GOP tax bill is going to raise taxes on the rich. Its like listening to Bill Gates upset that people are buying windows products.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 03:52 PM (39g3+)

120 109 From the comments at commie The AV Club. Get a load of the disgusting, ghoulish wish-casting here:

54248213
Clio Chang
12/20/17 1:21pm

This is going to radicalize white people when they finally wake up and realize just how much they've lost. Some white single mother with a disabled grandchild is gonna suicide bomb a major legislative event/building. I weep for this dipshit nation.

---------

I do believe that's the stupidest thing I've read all day.

Posted by: josephistan at December 20, 2017 03:52 PM (7HtZB)

121 118 Wow. What happened to Shep Smith? He looks like death warmed over.

Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2017 03:49 PM (A1FgP)

========

Sooner or later, the "lifestyle" catches up with you.
Posted by: Freddy Mercury at December 20, 2017 03:52 PM (/qEW2)

Poppers, blow and AIDS are no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 20, 2017 03:52 PM (NWiLs)

122 >>>>I find it kind of ironic that mccabe and other democrats are falling
into the very same perjury trap they hoped to set for Trump and his
campaign staff.

----

... and, unlike Trump, or any other Republican, will suffer no consequence for it.

.
.
.Can you give me next weeks power ball numbers while you have access to that time machine?

On a serious note, they have all already suffered serious consequences because Trump was elected.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 20, 2017 03:53 PM (+Dllb)

123 BATBOY TO TESTIFY AGAINST MUELLER!

One of my favorite "Weird Al" songs is "Midnight Star," which makes fun of tabloids. Probably my favorite sections is:

You can learn to cope with stress
And you can beat the IRS
And the incredible Frog Boy is on the loose again!

https://tinyurl.com/ht83xkm

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 20, 2017 03:53 PM (hXeKX)

124 Wow. What happened to Shep Smith? He looks like death warmed over.

Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2017 03:49 PM (A1FgP)

He really, really hates all the winning. Plus AIDS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 03:53 PM (ptqGC)

125 Their only choice is to find SOMEONE TO PRETEND TO BE a moderate in the party. They haven't figured that out yet.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 20, 2017 03:39 PM (ajiE5)

Fixed

Posted by: Random Lurker Commenter at December 20, 2017 03:43 PM (dab45)

Approval Status:
[ _ ] Not confirmed
[ X ] Confirmed, wholeheartedly

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 20, 2017 03:53 PM (ajiE5)

126 >>>Incidentally, she finished the race with the same $700k in her coffers and under VA laws she gets to keep any money she didn't spend.

Source? According to her campaign finance reports to the Commonwealth, she zeroed out her campaign.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at December 20, 2017 03:55 PM (X6eAP)

127 You know, when I'm warmed over, I look just as crappy as when I'm frigid cold.

I never understood that saying.

Posted by: Death at December 20, 2017 03:55 PM (MnkFD)

128 Much like Bill O'Reilly's new clothes, McCabe stretches truth beyond all recognition.

Posted by: wooga at December 20, 2017 03:55 PM (GZx5h)

129 Well for poor Shep we have Net Neutrality gone and tax cuts for the rich, might be too much to take .

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2017 03:55 PM (aC6Sd)

130 Illinois Demonrat mayor meets standards:

https://patch.com/missouri/stlouis/illinois-mayor-arrested-3rd-felony-charge

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2017 03:55 PM (X/O1y)

131 Ooooooooh, Congress is threatening people with contempt. Why the fuck are they even waiting anymore? Are they just going to wait until they destroy all the evidence? JFC, what spineless twinks!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at December 20, 2017 03:55 PM (2X7pN)

132 54248213

Clio Chang

12/20/17 1:21pm

This is going to radicalize white people when they finally wake up
and realize just how much they've lost. Some white single mother with a
disabled grandchild is gonna suicide bomb a major legislative
event/building. I weep for this dipshit nation.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 20, 2017 03:50 PM (ul9CR)

So she is admitting that it will be a liberal that commits such an atrocity?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2017 03:56 PM (d6iST)

133 I can't wait to see Joe/Mika completely melt down tomorrow morning with their "salon" over the tax reform bill.

Also, a couple of days ago Joe said any criticism of the FBI was going to cause violence in the streets.

He has the right confused with his side of the aisle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 03:56 PM (ptqGC)

134 McCabe freely admitted he is 5'9" and 155 pounds.
#soforthcoming

Posted by: sofa saver at December 20, 2017 03:56 PM (4u7kU)

135 Don't ever accept drinks from Anderson Cooper!

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 20, 2017 03:57 PM (SkuXa)

136 Can't. . . see. . past. . . the. . . Sonobi!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2017 03:57 PM (MnkFD)

137 Clio Chang

12/20/17 1:21pm

Gee, she seemed like such a nice girl back when she was in Ravenclaw.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 20, 2017 03:57 PM (NWiLs)

138 Net neutrality was The End of the World.

Tax reform is Armageddon.

And Republicans say I'm contradictory. Sheese!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 20, 2017 03:57 PM (398bZ)

139 Found out Supreme Being Robert's Obama care tax is gone, after next year in 2019

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2017 03:57 PM (aC6Sd)

140 129 Well for poor Shep we have Net Neutrality gone and tax cuts for the rich, might be too much to take .
Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2017 03:55 PM (aC6Sd)

Something tells me that Shep has "taken" much more than that

Posted by: sofa saver at December 20, 2017 03:58 PM (4u7kU)

141 Gee, she seemed like such a nice girl back when she was in Ravenclaw.

Cute but kind of boring and lacking in personality. Who knew she was so full of hate?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 03:58 PM (39g3+)

142 131 Ooooooooh, Congress is threatening people with contempt. Why the fuck are they even waiting anymore? Are they just going to wait until they destroy all the evidence? JFC, what spineless twinks!

The Sessions is plotting from his fortress of solitude and will someday spring the trap. Someday.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 20, 2017 03:58 PM (r9UYA)

143 I can't verify length but I can confirm any and all runors about inordinate girth.

Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2017 03:58 PM (b6/1k)

144 Clio Chang,isn't she one of those fortune tellers you call up?

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2017 03:58 PM (LiyEm)

145 Orrin Hatch looked like he was on the verge of tears.Very heartfelt.

Posted by: vivi at December 20, 2017 03:59 PM (11H2y)

146 One of my favorite "Weird Al" songs is "Midnight Star," which makes fun of tabloids

"I don't want to be a Canadian"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 03:59 PM (h6BP/)

147 143 I can't verify length but I can confirm any and all runors about inordinate girth.
Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2017 03:58 PM (b6/1k)

GIRTH, you got girth ??????

Posted by: sofa saver at December 20, 2017 03:59 PM (4u7kU)

148 >> Clio Chang

I'm not taking advice from some Jewish Girl from Long Island!

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at December 20, 2017 03:59 PM (b6/1k)

149 OT,

This is an article on the homeless in Portland:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y88oc5a4

It gets noticeably worse every time I'm there. I saw three tents on the sidewalk in front of a business. They are in various spots along the freeway. Every trail is lined with them. It's truly a disgrace.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 20, 2017 04:00 PM (5HBd1)

150 Legal insurection - Al Franken-Gropey is resigning as of Jan 2

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2017 04:00 PM (aC6Sd)

151 144 Clio Chang,isn't she one of those fortune tellers you call up?
Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2017 03:58 PM (LiyEm)

No, she was the police in H.R. Puffinstuff.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 20, 2017 04:00 PM (A3b6q)

152 Day got even better Franken just announced 1/2/18 is his last day.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 20, 2017 04:00 PM (y3aQB)

153 The Sessions is plotting from his fortress of solitude and will someday spring the trap. Someday.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 20, 2017 03:58 PM (r9UYA)

HALP!

HAAAAAAAAALLLLP!!!

My left arm's trapped under my pillow and I can't get it out.

It's all tingly and numb and stuff.

HAAAAAAAAAaaammmph ZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZ

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at December 20, 2017 04:00 PM (NyJwR)

154 Clio Chang,isn't she one of those fortune tellers you call up?

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2017 03:58 PM (LiyEm)

Hi honey, I knew you'd be calling.

Posted by: Miss Cleo at December 20, 2017 04:00 PM (d6iST)

155 Trump should stop all funding to the UN and most international aid, and give the money to the American middle class and poor as aid. Play the same game the left plays by getting votes giving out free shit and at the same time cut funding to things the left loves.

The left will have a cow, and put themselves in the position that the American middle class and poor do not deserve aid, only foreigners do.

That is how we shrink government while winning new voters. Do that with other agencies, a free one time hand out of money every time we ditch some agency. Give out federal land to individuals as well.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 20, 2017 04:00 PM (MuTTO)

156 >> Clio Chang

I'll have a reading and an eggroll, please.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 20, 2017 04:01 PM (398bZ)

157 PUFNSTUF

:::rubs temples:::

Serenity now!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at December 20, 2017 04:01 PM (X6eAP)

158 So, how long must we wait for the government to hire sane people--y'know, the ones who actually use their long term memory.

Funny how quickly some of these folks develop Alzheimer's.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 20, 2017 04:01 PM (7UW64)

159 People keeping more of their money. It's cats and dogs living together !

Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2017 04:01 PM (cOgFE)

160 I'd also enjoy seeing any further interviews with Trump aids consist only of the answer, "Much like Assistant Attorney General Andrew McCabe, I can't remember any of the key facts you're asking about."

I want this like burning.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 20, 2017 04:01 PM (mf5HN)

161
I am really not one that usually jumps to the end of the story to see what happens, but don't we all know by now that this was a set up from the Obama Administration and various agencies from the very beginning? I don't see why the machinations of these people continuing to obfuscate and hide is any thing to get excited about. The repubs want to put on a show, not prosecute.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 20, 2017 04:02 PM (r+sAi)

162 Jeebus, Fox. First, Gasbagarino was on Fox Bidness badmouthing the tax reform bill, and now he's on Cavuto doing the same.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

163 Doesn't CNN realize that having members of Obama's team on to discuss Trump's tax bill is so transparently cheesy?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 20, 2017 04:02 PM (7uYFy)

164 Maybe McCabe will do the honorable thing. Gosh I hope so, crooked fuck.

Posted by: nip at December 20, 2017 04:03 PM (ECLaL)

165 162 Jeebus, Fox. First, Gasbagarino was on Fox Bidness badmouthing the tax reform bill, and now he's on Cavuto doing the same.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

-------------------------------

He lives in NY right?

Posted by: William Eaton at December 20, 2017 04:03 PM (MuTTO)

166 157 PUFNSTUF

:::rubs temples:::

Serenity now!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at December 20, 2017 04:01 PM (X6eAP)

Shouldn't you be saying "UH OH, CHUMBOooooo!!!"

Posted by: Minuteman at December 20, 2017 04:04 PM (A3b6q)

167 Homeless in Portland

Didn't Oregon just raise their minimum wage?

Posted by: Darijo Davorin Dentonov at December 20, 2017 04:04 PM (KdDCu)

168 162 Jeebus, Fox. First, Gasbagarino was on Fox Bidness badmouthing the tax reform bill, and now he's on Cavuto doing the same.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

Too much SALT in his diet.

Effin' up his blood pressure.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 04:04 PM (hcyUh)

169 Clio Chang? Time to put an end to chang migration.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 04:04 PM (/qEW2)

170 Speaking for God in Washington is a tough job, but somebody's got to do it, you fucking wankers.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 20, 2017 04:04 PM (398bZ)

171 My husband is a happy boy right now. The bill will help him grow his business, and already today he picked up a contract he's been salivating over and he was the high bidder.

#Winning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

172 Fusion GPS: They'll never have another client if they roll over and give up names, dates and pay offs. Most assuredly, those payoffs went to journalists - as we know there were at least 3. But I'm willing to bet they were also part of Rhodes echo chamber. Remember, Ben said that the typical reporter is 27 and has not clue. Enter Mr. Simpson (formerly of WSJ) and his cadre.

Insurance Policy: Was really a policy not necessarily to get Hillary elected, but to cover their own tracks. Nobody is going to get up and say: Obama called for it. Nobody is going to believe that. Since the Clintons have been discarded, they can't really say that. It would be easy, but Hillary just has to say: Hey, I left gov't in 2012. Beats me.

So, how does this all tie in? It's a big thing with Uranium One, Hezbellah coke, IRS Tea Party and Iran. Obama was well schooled in Chicago politics. This is Chicago politics on a national stage - because NOBODY investigates dems in Chicago, Obama thought he could do the same. When Trump was nominated, things got out of control because of hubris.

I can't believe these folks are going to risk their careers - careers that they've been working on for years (and if caught, where could they possibly go) to just get Hillary elected. Trading possibly 8 years of Hillary in exchange for 30+ year career? No. This whole thing was done to cover their tracks not for Hillary ,but for the last 8 years.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 20, 2017 04:05 PM (bB4HN)

173 >>His stories conflicted? People have gone to jail for that.

Posted by: josephistan

You misspelled "proles"

Posted by: Aviator at December 20, 2017 04:05 PM (2cuLk)

174 Doesn't CNN realize that having members of Obama's team on to discuss Trump's tax bill is so transparently cheesy?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 20, 2017 04:02 PM (7uYFy)

They were all unofficially on Barry's team

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 20, 2017 04:05 PM (493sH)

175 164 Maybe McCabe will do the honorable thing. Gosh I hope so, crooked fuck.
Posted by: nip at December 20, 2017 04:03 PM (ECLaL)

searching.... *ceremonial wakizashi site:craigslist.com*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 04:05 PM (hcyUh)

176 A fun game I like to play with music snobs is to compare famous composers and song writers, unfavorably, with Weird Al.

You can give a Beatles fan a stroke by just asserting, "Sure, Paul and John were great songwriters. But unlike Weird Al, they were free to choose ANY words or structure."

Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2017 04:05 PM (b6/1k)

177 Poppers, blow and AIDS are no way to go through life, son.

Two out of three?

Posted by: Carrie Fisher at December 20, 2017 04:06 PM (/Ioag)

178 Flaming scrotum for when a Democrat is actually punished for their actions (ex. if Hillary actually went to prison).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 03:49 PM (/qEW2)

Dude.

The 'ettes would prefer no scrotum viewing of any kind, thank you.

So please, drop the .gif and slowly back away.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 20, 2017 04:06 PM (7UW64)

179 20 Remember, it's not waterboarding if you use diesel.

It's also not cruel AND unusual if you do it to everyone.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 20, 2017 04:06 PM (sGtp+)

180 This is an article on the homeless in Portland:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y88oc5a4

It gets noticeably worse every time I'm there. I saw three tents on
the sidewalk in front of a business. They are in various spots along the
freeway. Every trail is lined with them. It's truly a disgrace.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 20, 2017 04:00 PM (5HBd1)

Mild climate that enables sleeping outdoors, check. Moonbat State and city governments that encourage the parasites with lax or no enforcement of drug and vagrancy laws, check.

Posted by: Miss Cleo at December 20, 2017 04:06 PM (d6iST)

181 Congrats Jane D"oh. Hope this bill works out well for him you. And all of us.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 20, 2017 04:06 PM (bB4HN)

182 BREAKING: Al Franken will resign effective January 2.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 20, 2017 04:07 PM (QwuVu)

183 Thank you Congressional GOP for not fucking up a wet dream.

(Well, except for Jeff Sessions, who's still dreaming apparently.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 20, 2017 04:07 PM (/Ioag)

184 Incidentally, she finished the race with the same $700k in her coffers and under VA laws she gets to keep any money she didn't spend.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 03:38 PM (/tuJf)

There's one campaign law I could get behind. All money left over after a campaign goes to the state. No more huge warchests or personal slush funds.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 20, 2017 04:07 PM (J70i0)

185 Homeless in Portland

Didn't Oregon just raise their minimum wage?
Posted by: Darijo Davorin Dentonov

The magical panacea.
That should have cleared it right up.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 04:07 PM (h6BP/)

186 Wow. What happened to Shep Smith? He looks like death warmed over.

Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2017 03:49 PM (A1FgP)

Ole Miss is currently at #34 in the football early signing day rankings. His team is going to suck for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2017 04:08 PM (uiwCw)

187 Big corporations giving their employees bonuses and investing hundreds of billions is going to kill us all!

Posted by: Oliver Willis at December 20, 2017 04:08 PM (SkuXa)

188 182 BREAKING: Al Franken will resign effective January 2.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 20, 2017 04:07 PM (QwuVu)
________________________________________

So he can claim another full year of Senate pension by working into the new year by one day.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 20, 2017 04:08 PM (ATVNj)

189 185. scoop trucks ala Soylent Green.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 20, 2017 04:08 PM (fA1SL)

190 Shithouse rats got nothin' on me.

Posted by: Clio Chang at December 20, 2017 04:08 PM (vtcmf)

191 Incidentally, she finished the race with the same $700k in her coffers and under VA laws she gets to keep any money she didn't spend.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 03:38 PM (/tuJf)

There's one campaign law I could get behind. All money left over after a campaign goes to the state. No more huge warchests or personal slush funds.
Posted by: WOPR

Goes back to those who donated.
You didn't need their money? Fine.

Give. It. Back.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 04:08 PM (h6BP/)

192 Hey everyone... sitting in a cell phone lot... this is boring... guess it is better than sitting in a cell though...

Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:09 PM (p9VvF)

193 172 . . . Nobody is going to get up and say: Obama called for it. Nobody is going to believe that . . .

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
___________

He didn't call for it. He didn't have to.

Posted by: Valerie "Ratface" Jarrett at December 20, 2017 04:09 PM (j+dfT)

194 You can give a Beatles fan a stroke by just asserting, "Sure, Paul and John were great songwriters. But unlike Weird Al, they were free to choose ANY words or structure."

Weird Al is one of the greatest songwriters and musicians. So many musical styles. "Dare to Be Stupid" (for example) is a better Devo song than any of Devo's songs.

(And the Beatles are overrated.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 20, 2017 04:09 PM (hXeKX)

195 Judge declares a mistrial in the Cliven Bundy case due to prosecutorial misconduct. Your tax dollars at work.

https://tinyurl.com/ybuq5gvg

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 20, 2017 04:10 PM (398bZ)

196 Didn't Oregon just raise their minimum wage?

AND raised taxes. Which, if I understand the logic, will save lives, since cutting them causes people to die. So everything should be utopia here!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:10 PM (39g3+)

197 Day got even better Franken just announced 1/2/18 is his last day.

Pretty sure he didn't list the year...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:11 PM (39g3+)

198 Congrats Jane D"oh. Hope this bill works out well for him you. And all of us.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 20, 2017 04:06 PM (bB4HN)

Thanks. I hope it works out great for us all.

He's already on the hunt for two new employees as of today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 04:11 PM (ptqGC)

199 Well, those who believe they have no soul have very little care about their eternity.

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2017 04:11 PM (xttKs)

200 Mis Cleo: I hear ya. We have the same problem here in SoCal.

The cops say: sure, we'll sweep but can't arrest (don't want to) and if we do they'll be on the street tomorrow. The only way we were able to get a small tent city completely evicted was that near there one morning last spring, a delivery driver was shot and killed roughly 100 yards from said camp. Don't know if it was drug related, gang or homeless - assuming our homeless is one who found a gun under his chair.

All of this was going on when there is a fire and police dispatch 1/4 mile from the tent city.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 20, 2017 04:11 PM (bB4HN)

201 My husband is a happy boy right now. The bill will help him grow his business, and already today he picked up a contract he's been salivating over and he was the high bidder.

#Winning.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

*confettis*

Hurray!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 20, 2017 04:11 PM (mf5HN)

202 "I don't recall", quothe the stooge, as the trapdoor sprang.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 20, 2017 04:11 PM (BfOXk)

203 Wait, we're supposed to be dead now?

Has anyone notified Buzzion?

Looks like his pad is gonna get kinda crowded, what with all this WINNING!!

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 20, 2017 04:11 PM (7UW64)

204 194...

Great songwriiters... Warren Zevon...

Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:11 PM (p9VvF)

205 Yo. Anyone seen the new trailer for Chappquiddick?

Looks good.

Looks real good.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at December 20, 2017 04:12 PM (FsN6J)

206
Hey everyone... sitting in a cell phone lot... this is boring... guess it is better than sitting in a cell though...

Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:09 PM (p9VvF)

Cell phones are getting so big, you need to have parking lots for them? Sort of negates the convenience aspect, doesn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2017 04:12 PM (d6iST)

207 Valerie: You are correct. Just as he didn't call for IRS / Tea Party.

But that's why the insurance policy was so vital.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 20, 2017 04:12 PM (bB4HN)

208 149 OT,

This is an article on the homeless in Portland:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y88oc5a4

There's a popular YT channel called "Everett Tweakers" which is just a camera on a homeless camp by the side of a highway in Everett, WA. The chatters give names to all the regulars, treating each day like an episode of a show, and they have some 'ron-worthy memes. Camera was put up by a business owner across the street who was tired of the crime and open drug use.

But it's not as popular lately between the colder weather and the cops chasing them out of there (as a result of the negative publicity the YT channel has brought.) Worst (and funniest) thing I saw on there was a meth rat stealing a slice of pizza from a tweaker who set it on the ground (ewww!) and had his head turned. Yes, a real rat. It was freakin' classic.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 20, 2017 04:12 PM (ul9CR)

209 Obamacare: We decide who lives or dies. = Hooray!

Trump tax cuts: We stop taking so much money from you. = We're all gonna die!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 04:12 PM (hcyUh)

210 >>I am really not one that usually jumps to the end of the story to see what happens, but don't we all know by now that this was a set up from the Obama Administration and various agencies from the very beginning? I don't see why the machinations of these people continuing to obfuscate and hide is any thing to get excited about. The repubs want to put on a show, not prosecute.

Because what is going on in Congress right now actually is kabuki.

The office of the DOJ OIC has had an active investigation into all of this for closing in on a year now. They have hundreds of investigators and the power to get things like FBI agents phone's and all their texts and any document related to the 2016 election and Hillary's email case.

That is the reason we and Congress even know about this stuff. They have all the information and they have the documentation. That's why Rosenstein said to Congress the other day that he knows exactly whether or not the FBI paid for the dossier, because they do.

The OIC is building a case. Thats what his report is all about and he has the authority to recommend people for prosecution by the DOJ.

The process often works the opposite way, Congress initiates an investigation, turns up some information and forwards it to the DOJ for further investigation and prosecution on the underlying crimes if necessary. In this case, the investigation is almost done and we will get the results soon.

Lying to Congress is nice but trivial compared to what is really being investigated and that is parts of the government being weaponized to take out members of the opposing Party. Why anyone is surprised that the DOJ is not allowing all the information out to Congress, that has proven to leak like a fucking sieve, before they are ready to bring their case is a mystery to me.

They are teasing out little dribs and drabs to show where this is headed but they are not ready to drop the hammer yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 04:12 PM (/tuJf)

211 Bruce Ohr looks like he gets his hair done at The Chia Pet Salon.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2017 04:12 PM (0ogQG)

212 Ole Miss is currently at #34 in the football early signing day rankings. His team is going to suck for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2017 04:08 PM (uiwCw)

I'm quite sure that panzy fag doesn't give a rats ass about football.....

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2017 04:12 PM (xttKs)

213 >>>>182 BREAKING: Al Franken will resign effective January 2.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 20, 2017 04:07 PM (QwuVu)

________________________________________

So he can claim another full year of Senate pension by working into the new year by one day.
.
.
.Sorry but that's not how that works. He is covered under the FERS plan and he gets credit for every pay period he draws a paycheck in, it doesn't go by *years*.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 20, 2017 04:13 PM (+Dllb)

214 Net neutrality was The End of the World.

Tax reform is Armageddon.

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I lived through the end of the world and Armageddon and all I got was this lousy blog post.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 20, 2017 04:13 PM (QwuVu)

215 http://bit.ly/2CMPxj7

BREAKING Congress to Investigate Potentially Criminal Obama Scheme to Protect Hezbollah Drug and Human Trafficking Rings

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 20, 2017 04:13 PM (y3aQB)

216 Downtown San Diego/ gas lamp area over the last year has become a mess... homeless, hep c .... etc. Out of control. Place is a dump now...

it used to be a nice area to go out, have dinner ... take in a baseball game ... what a shame

Posted by: E.T. at December 20, 2017 04:13 PM (P1GJy)

217 Wait, we're supposed to be dead now?

We're all dead already, because Trump pulled out of the Paris Agreement.

This is like extra-death or something. The after-afterlife, maybe.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 20, 2017 04:13 PM (hXeKX)

218 *confettis*

Hurray!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 20, 2017 04:11 PM (mf5HN)

I can't wait for husband's prog siblings to whine on Christmas Day about how awful the tax reform bill is.

I was just binging Trump Christmas sweaters, and there are some doozies. I like one that says, "Christmas is gonna be YUGE this year!" I should order it and insist he wear it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

219 217 Wait, we're supposed to be dead now?

We're all dead already, because Trump pulled out of the Paris Agreement.

This is like extra-death or something. The after-afterlife, maybe.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 20, 2017 04:13 PM (hXeKX)

And that Jerusalem thing...

Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:14 PM (p9VvF)

220 BREAKING: Al Franken will resign effective January 2.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 20, 2017 04:07 PM (QwuVu)

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Ummmm...... what year??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2017 04:14 PM (8XRCm)

221 I lived through the end of the world and Armageddon and all I got was this lousy blog post.

What? The. Guys. Get. SHIRTS.

Posted by: Paul Anka at December 20, 2017 04:15 PM (hXeKX)

222 This is like extra-death or something. The after-afterlife, maybe.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 20, 2017 04:13 PM (hXeKX)

By Modus Ponens, we have just proved in real time that All Morons are Immortal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 04:15 PM (hcyUh)

223 80 You would think that the Trump appointed heads of the FBI and DOJ could produce the documents, you would be wrong apparently.

Why does Trump not announce that he has ordered them to obey the demands from Congress, and if they do not comply, they will be terminated for cause. Simple, and most Americans (or perhaps even Democrats) would have trouble justifying why our law enforcement agencies can refuse to comply with subpoenas from Congress, and then legal orders from the President.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 20, 2017 04:15 PM (yu616)

224 >>Homeless in Portland
We take the I-205 when traveling south to avoid that shit.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 20, 2017 04:15 PM (r9UYA)

225 I'm not dead but I am out of rum.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 20, 2017 04:15 PM (3BFzK)

226 If McCabe had any integrity, he'd have resigned by now. That he hasn't tells you alot about the culture of DoJ & FBI.

Posted by: Iblis at December 20, 2017 04:15 PM (9221z)

227 Wait, we're supposed to be dead now?

We're all dead already, because Trump pulled out of the Paris Agreement.

This is like extra-death or something. The after-afterlife, maybe.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 20, 2017 04:13 PM (hXeKX)

And that Jerusalem thing...
Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:14 PM (p9VvF)

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And the EPA thing.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2017 04:15 PM (8XRCm)

228
Bruce Ohr looks like he gets his hair done at The Chia Pet Salon.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 20, 2017 04:12 PM (0ogQG)

Have you seen his wife?!? {{shudder}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 04:15 PM (ptqGC)

229 Franken's out! FRANKEN'S OUT!!??

Hot Dawg.

OK, gotta go get ready for my gig.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 20, 2017 04:15 PM (tRaq7)

230 The epilogue to Harry Potter was complete bullshit.

There's no way Harry went for the little ginger, he ended up with Cho Chang as Nicolas Flamel intended.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 20, 2017 04:15 PM (fuK7c)

231 Interrogate Christopher Steele.
Seize the DNC server.
Seize Fusion GPS records and computers.
Subpoena Perkins Coie.
FFS if they want the truth then break down the right MF doors and get the truth.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 20, 2017 04:15 PM (W/SyC)

232 The bill will help him grow his business, and already today he picked up a contract he's been salivating over and he was the high bidder.

Yay!

Great news. Several major corps are announcing bigger year-end bonuses and other payoffs, usually starting next year to take advantage of the new tax structure.

Plus, the average $40 a week raise everyone effectively gets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:16 PM (39g3+)

233 And that Jerusalem thing...

Oh, yeah. Hmm. Is it dead turtles all the way down?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 20, 2017 04:16 PM (hXeKX)

234 >>Why does Trump not announce that he has ordered them to obey the demands from Congress, and if they do not comply, they will be terminated for cause.

That's an excellent question. Anyone think Trump is the shy and retiring type? So why doesn't he order the DOJ to produce the records and information?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 04:16 PM (/tuJf)

235
I was just binging Trump Christmas sweaters, and there are some doozies. I like one that says, "Christmas is gonna be YUGE this year!" I should order it and insist he wear it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

You must do that. You must.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 20, 2017 04:17 PM (mf5HN)

236 229
Franken's out! FRANKEN'S OUT!!??

Hot Dawg.

OK, gotta go get ready for my gig.

Y'all try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 20, 2017 04:15 PM (tRaq7)

So... a new Minnesota Senator... say, where IS Cher from, anyway??

Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:17 PM (p9VvF)

237 So can we measure Trump kills in cat lives ?

We're on 4th life now, if my numbers are correct.

Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2017 04:17 PM (cOgFE)

238 That story about Hezbollah was fiction from the far right wing blog Politico and is completely false.

Please don't send me to jail....

Posted by: Ben Rhodes at December 20, 2017 04:17 PM (SkuXa)

239 They are teasing out little dribs and drabs to show where this is headed but they are not ready to drop the hammer yet.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 04:12 PM (/tuJf)

They want Barry, the Clintons and the bat-faced one, and to do that without full scale riots in the streets is going to require some finesse, and the case must be air-tight to the point where no "normal" person can deny it.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 20, 2017 04:17 PM (dab45)

240 Plus, the average $40 a week raise everyone effectively gets.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:16 PM (39g3+)

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Wait.

That cant be.

All my Leftwing Facepost thingy friends say Trump is taking money out of THEIR pockets and giving it CEO's and hedge fund managers.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2017 04:18 PM (8XRCm)

241 There's no way Harry went for the little ginger, he ended up with Cho Chang as Nicolas Flamel intended.

Weasley girl was boring, nothing particularly attractive or interesting about her. The only girls that were particularly interesting were Hermione, Luna, and Lavender Brown (the girl Ron Dated before Hermione). The rest were just... there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:18 PM (39g3+)

242 71 *clown nose on*

*honk* *honk*

*clown nose off*

harumphfff!

Posted by: Senator Frankentongue at December 20, 2017 03:44 PM (A1FgP)
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Dayum, I got a visual and now need help cleaning up my work computer... ;-)

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 20, 2017 04:18 PM (9B/d8)

243 the bat-faced one

You're gonna hafta be more specific, sorry.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 20, 2017 04:18 PM (hXeKX)

244 I would like to thank McCabe for one thing, he has put a price on what a senior official costs. It makes budgeting for things easier

Posted by: Jean, the swamp creature at December 20, 2017 04:18 PM (L/rpa)

245 So... a new Minnesota Senator... say, where IS Cher from, anyway??
Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:17 PM (p9VvF)

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CHEROKEE PEEEEEEEOPLE!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2017 04:18 PM (8XRCm)

246 People think it's just a children's fable, but Chicken Little actually had a lot to say.

God told me that.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 20, 2017 04:19 PM (398bZ)

247 Why does Trump not announce that he has ordered them to obey the demands from Congress, and if they do not comply, they will be terminated for cause.

Yeah I don't get that either. He has the power to direct them to take action, and he should use it. I get that he likes to delegate power and doesn't like to step on his subordinates, but still: executive power. Use it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:19 PM (39g3+)

248 @55 -- hmmm. Anyone remember Jim DeMint raising the language of a section of what became ACA back then for exactly the can't undo-it as is mentioned in the first comment of the article linked at the grey box of 55.

Posted by: micky at December 20, 2017 04:19 PM (dF9Lb)

249

But the FBI investigation wasnt political...

Posted by: ThunderB at December 20, 2017 04:19 PM (+5CE6)

250 Winds picking up as predicted here in Thomas fire area.

How the hell can they be so accurate with winds and so bad at rain?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 20, 2017 04:19 PM (3BFzK)

251 Was in Portland a couple weeks ago to attend the Singing Christmas Tree performance at the Keller Center. It was sensational. Traveling to and from I saw the various camps and congregations of the walking dead, or homeless. Tents and crap all over the place. It is awful. Amongst all of this, the city has racks and racks of ugly orange bicycles you can rent. It doesn't seem to be a thriving business.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 20, 2017 04:20 PM (tcwn1)

252 245 So... a new Minnesota Senator... say, where IS Cher from, anyway??
Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:17 PM (p9VvF)

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CHEROKEE PEEEEEEEOPLE!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper
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You called?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 20, 2017 04:20 PM (j+dfT)

253 "CHEROKEE PEEEEEEEOPLE!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2017 04:18 PM (8XRCm)"
Young Jukin might have made a crusty sock or two to that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 20, 2017 04:20 PM (3BFzK)

254 Repealing the individual mandate is going to result in increasing premiums!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi (D)emented at December 20, 2017 04:20 PM (SkuXa)

255 191 Incidentally, she finished the race with the same $700k in her coffers and under VA laws she gets to keep any money she didn't spend.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 03:38 PM (/tuJf)

There's one campaign law I could get behind. All money left over after a campaign goes to the state. No more huge warchests or personal slush funds.
Posted by: WOPR

Goes back to those who donated.
You didn't need their money? Fine.

Give. It. Back.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 04:08 PM (h6BP/)

Certainly better ideas than jwest's "Let's give them all millions of dollars! Because they totally won't try to make even more money off of graft like they currently do if they have all that money already!" I mean whoever wants more than a few million dollars?

Posted by: buzzion at December 20, 2017 04:21 PM (lKs2v)

256 I sometimes wonder whatever happened to the homeless transvestite that walked the city closest to where I live.

Not very often, but sometimes.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 20, 2017 04:21 PM (WDCYi)

257 241 There's no way Harry went for the little ginger, he ended up with Cho Chang as Nicolas Flamel intended.

Weasley girl was boring, nothing particularly attractive or interesting about her. The only girls that were particularly interesting were Hermione, Luna, and Lavender Brown (the girl Ron Dated before Hermione). The rest were just... there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:18 PM (39g3+)

Apropos of kid- lit , Evanna Lynch ( Luna Lovegood) has certainly developed an interesting career....

Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:21 PM (p9VvF)

258 the bat-faced one = Valerie Jarrett

Once you see it you can't not see it.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 20, 2017 04:21 PM (dab45)

259 >>Yeah I don't get that either. He has the power to direct them to take action, and he should use it. I get that he likes to delegate power and doesn't like to step on his subordinates, but still: executive power. Use it.

Occam's Razor. When all other explanations fail, go with the simplest and most straightforward one.

He isn't ordering them to do it because he doesn't want to and he doesn't want to because it would hurt the real investigation.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 04:22 PM (/tuJf)

260
Depends on who set the date for Wanken to resign -- was it Franken or was it not Franken?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 20, 2017 04:22 PM (2SERm)

261 Glenn Thrush is returning to his NYT gig from his "suspension", now that the bad publicity has blown over.

Posted by: John Podesta's Bitch at December 20, 2017 04:22 PM (LISuA)

262 I'm quite sure that panzy fag doesn't give a rats ass about football.....

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2017 04:12 PM (xttKs)

https://youtu.be/AG9RbxNJXUM

Posted by: Country Singer at December 20, 2017 04:23 PM (uiwCw)

263 the bat-faced one = Valerie Jarrett

Objection. The style guide clearly says she's RAT-faced.

I'd say Henry Waxman is more bat-faced, but really, there are many ugly Democrats to choose from.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 20, 2017 04:23 PM (hXeKX)

264 Winds picking up as predicted here in Thomas fire area.

How the hell can they be so accurate with winds and so bad at rain?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

Especially considering that you can see rain and not see wind.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 04:23 PM (h6BP/)

265 "the bat-faced one"

I presume ValJar, who also answers to ferret.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 20, 2017 04:23 PM (cAXIk)

266 215 BREAKING Congress to Investigate Potentially Criminal Obama Scheme to Protect Hezbollah Drug and Human Trafficking Rings

BREAKING SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM: NPR covered this story this morning with a rather lengthy interview with someone from Politico. The Politico guy was super professional and didn't call any names, but laid the facts out on the line. Even used the word O-B-A-M-A on a number of occasions!

ps. Cokie Roberts, waiting in the green room, is reported to have shit her britches.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 20, 2017 04:23 PM (yu616)

267 Amongst all of this, the city has racks and racks of ugly orange bicycles you can rent. It doesn't seem to be a thriving business.

Yeah its hard to believe that a city characterized by rain and ice storms doesn't have a lot of bike riding.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:24 PM (39g3+)

268 Glenn Thrush is returning to his NYT gig from his "suspension", now that the bad publicity has blown over.

Posted by: John Podesta's Bitch at December 20, 2017 04:22 PM (LISuA)

I had a bad case of thrush on my dick once after waking up with this hippie girl

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2017 04:24 PM (SjImc)

269 Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 20, 2017 04:23 PM (hXeKX)

Nah, Waxman looks like a mole.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 20, 2017 04:24 PM (dab45)

270 He isn't ordering them to do it because he doesn't want to and he doesn't want to because it would hurt the real investigation.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 04:22 PM (/tuJf)

I'm thinking along these lines as well. It's not 5-dimensional chess here. It's 1-dimensional don't-step-on-your-own-dick.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 04:24 PM (hcyUh)

271 265 "the bat-faced one"

I presume ValJar, who also answers to ferret.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 20, 2017 04:23 PM (cAXIk)

I still think ferrets are probably more honorable than ValJar.

I'll give you that she probably stinks just as much as a ferret does, however.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 20, 2017 04:24 PM (WDCYi)

272
"the bat-faced one"

I presume ValJar, who also answers to ferret.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 20, 2017 04:23 PM (cAXIk)

The Iranian Rodent works for me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 04:24 PM (ptqGC)

273
Several major corps are announcing bigger year-end bonuses and other payoffs, usually starting next year to take advantage of the new tax structure.

*feverishly searches inbox*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2017 04:24 PM (20iWb)

274 >>251 ...Amongst all of this, the city has racks and racks of ugly orange bicycles you can rent. It doesn't seem to be a thriving business.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 20, 2017 04:20 PM (tcwn1)

Seattle tried that (bicycles were bright green) and after spending millions, even the Seattle Politburo figured out it was a failed venture. They sold off the franchise to some chumps.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 20, 2017 04:24 PM (r9UYA)

275 You called?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 20, 2017 04:20 PM (j+dfT)

If, speaking hypothetically, of course, ~~a Moron~~ some poor bastard boinked you, and got an STD as a result, would that be called The Tail of Tears?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2017 04:24 PM (d6iST)

276 "Plus, the average $40 a week raise everyone effectively gets."

Everyone gets the average? Where does my -$60 a week raise fit in?

Posted by: Chris M at December 20, 2017 04:24 PM (eAZVt)

277 269 Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 20, 2017 04:23 PM (hXeKX)

Nah, Waxman looks like a mole.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 20, 2017 04:24 PM (dab45)

Waxman looks like Count Orlok, if Orlok's nose fell off.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 20, 2017 04:25 PM (WDCYi)

278 I'll let you touch my fedora if I can touch your boobies.

Posted by: Glenn Thrush at December 20, 2017 04:25 PM (SkuXa)

279 It's 1-dimensional don't-step-on-your-own-dick.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 04:24 PM (hcyUh)

Stepping on one's dick has never been a problem for my tribe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2017 04:25 PM (SjImc)

280 Nah, Waxman looks like a mole.

Ok, I see that. My larger point is.... Actually it doesn't matter, and it's quitting time for me.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 20, 2017 04:25 PM (hXeKX)

281 "the bat-faced one = Valerie Jarrett"

Whew. Thanks for the clarification.

Posted by: Nostrilitus at December 20, 2017 04:25 PM (398bZ)

282 A new stereophonic sound spectacular.

Posted by: Luke "I'm you, I'm your gay side" Skywalker at December 20, 2017 04:26 PM (loZXu)

283 Andy McCarthy wrote another column the other day about how professional the FBI is and how they would never allow such shoddy material to be used unvetted....

Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2017 04:26 PM (LiyEm)

284
*flips thru the AoSHQ Styl Guide

It say RIGHT HERE..... "Rat Faced Valerie Jarret".

When did we change the bylaws to "Bat Faced"??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2017 04:26 PM (8XRCm)

285 So, we won't have Al Franken to kick around any longer, after Jan 2.

Yay.

Posted by: John Podesta's Bitch at December 20, 2017 04:26 PM (LISuA)

286 the bicycle renting thing seems to prey on the poor. plus their business model consists of parking their product on other people's property and public spaces.

Posted by: x at December 20, 2017 04:26 PM (nFwvY)

287 Dumb question from the not a lawyer guy.

Why, when these jackwagons say I can't remember, don't the questioners pull out the document that has their signature on it and ask the individual if that is indeed their signature, while under oath?

Do you not recognize your own signature, sir?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 20, 2017 04:27 PM (ymnmz)

288 Time does funny stuff in a cell phone lot... and entropy takes on new meaning...

Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:27 PM (p9VvF)

289 267 Amongst all of this, the city has racks and racks of ugly orange bicycles you can rent. It doesn't seem to be a thriving business.

Yeah its hard to believe that a city characterized by rain and ice storms doesn't have a lot of bike riding.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:24 PM (39g3+)

+++
I don't know if Oregon has the helmet law like Washington does, cause that would put a huge damper on the entire enterprise. Say you are out of town and want to rent the bike (it looks like you put your money in a machine), are you also carrying around bicycle helmets just in case?

Posted by: washrivergal at December 20, 2017 04:27 PM (tcwn1)

290
Who is this shithead on Cavuto right now?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 20, 2017 04:27 PM (2SERm)

291 Nah, Waxman looks like a mole.

He's half Tellarite.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 20, 2017 04:27 PM (oVJmc)

292 Franken wants his extra 30 days of vacation pay.

How's it feel, America? I like to think my federal tax bill went to pay for Conyers' assgrabbery.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 20, 2017 04:27 PM (hqZPQ)

293 Andy McCarthy wrote another column the other day about how professional the FBI is and how they would never allow such shoddy material to be used unvetted....
Posted by: steevy at December 20, 2017 04:26 PM (LiyEm)

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Oh. Fuck YOU Andy.

~Zombie Richard Jewells

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2017 04:27 PM (8XRCm)

294 Seattle tried that (bicycles were bright green) and after spending millions, even the Seattle Politburo figured out it was a failed venture.

Yeah that bike thing makes sense in a largely sunny or dry climate without huge back breaking mountains in the city to climb but Seattle, Portland??? It does not take a genius to figure out that's not going to work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:27 PM (39g3+)

295 The Iranian Rodent works for me.

Except that she's not. She was born in Iran to American parents.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 20, 2017 04:28 PM (fuK7c)

296 BREAKING Congress to Investigate Potentially Criminal Obama Scheme to Protect Hezbollah Drug and Human Trafficking Rings

BREAKING SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM: NPR covered this story this morning with a rather lengthy interview with someone from Politico. The Politico guy was super professional and didn't call any names, but laid the facts out on the line. Even used the word O-B-A-M-A on a number of occasions!

ps. Cokie Roberts, waiting in the green room, is reported to have shit her britches.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune

Anyone want to bet me $100 to Ace's kitty, that there was a Hezbollah link to Benghazi. Those guns weren't getting into Syria thru Turkey or Israel.

Posted by: Jean, the swamp creature at December 20, 2017 04:28 PM (L/rpa)

297
Do you not recognize your own signature, sir?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 20, 2017 04:27 PM (ymnmz)

"I was drunk and gay."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2017 04:28 PM (037OS)

298 >>Why, when these jackwagons say I can't remember, don't the questioners pull out the document that has their signature on it and ask the individual if that is indeed their signature, while under oath?

Because they don't have many of the documents. The OIG does though.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 04:28 PM (/tuJf)

299 I'm quite sure that panzy fag doesn't give a rats ass about football.....

Posted by: Sponge at December 20, 2017 04:12 PM (xttKs)
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Have to disagree. I'm sure he's VERY interested in the tight ends

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 20, 2017 04:28 PM (3CRoX)

300 Weasley girl was boring, nothing particularly attractive or interesting about her. The only girls that were particularly interesting were Hermione, Luna, and Lavender Brown (the girl Ron Dated before Hermione). The rest were just... there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:18 PM (39g3+)

Luna Neville 4EVA!

I'll go down with this 'ship.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With Santa hat. Hopping all around. at December 20, 2017 04:28 PM (mf5HN)

301 I'd also enjoy seeing any further interviews with Trump aids consist only of the answer, "Much like Assistant Attorney General Andrew McCabe, I can't remember any of the key facts you're asking about."

Posted by: Ace at 03:29 PM

All joking aside, anyone connected to Trump being interviewed by the Mueller team shouldn't talk to them. They should just ask, "Am I in custody?" If told no, get up and walk out the door. If told yes, tell said investigators they're not saying a word without an attorney present.

A little know fact is that if you are not in custody, you do not have to be given a Miranda Warning. I'd do that frequently, keep it friendly and tell them that they're free to leave right at the beginning of the interview. Most people will open up and forget all about the fact that I told them earlier that they didn't have to talk to me.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 20, 2017 04:28 PM (5Yee7)

302 186 Wow. What happened to Shep Smith? He looks like death warmed over.

Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2017 03:49 PM (A1FgP)

Pretty sure the GOP snuck in an anti-velching provision in the the new tax bill

Posted by: sofa saver at December 20, 2017 04:28 PM (4u7kU)

303 A Waxman is a form of rabid Weasel.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 20, 2017 04:29 PM (r9UYA)

304 274 >>251 ...Amongst all of this, the city has racks and racks of ugly orange bicycles you can rent. It doesn't seem to be a thriving business.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 20, 2017 04:20 PM (tcwn1)

Seattle tried that (bicycles were bright green) and after spending millions, even the Seattle Politburo figured out it was a failed venture. They sold off the franchise to some chumps.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 20, 2017 04:24 PM (r9UYA)

___

+++

You can laugh till you cry at some of this stuff.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 20, 2017 04:29 PM (tcwn1)

305 Fuck that guy in particular!

Posted by: White Cat Knocking Stuff Off The Ledge at December 20, 2017 04:29 PM (8iiMU)

306 She was born in Iran to American parents.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 20, 2017 04:28 PM (fuK7c)

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Que??????

Posted by: Anchor Babies at December 20, 2017 04:29 PM (8XRCm)

307 I'm late to the thread, but if it hasn't already been asked, how can there be a "new constitutional clash between the two branches"? Can't Trump simply order these people to testify?

Posted by: pep at December 20, 2017 04:29 PM (LAe3v)

308 They want Barry, the Clintons and the bat-faced one, and to do that without full scale riots in the streets is going to require some finesse, and the case must be air-tight to the point where no "normal" person can deny it.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 20, 2017 04:17 PM (dab45)

52% will absolutely deny it.

Posted by: MAC SOG at December 20, 2017 04:29 PM (czkHE)

309 McCabe said he stood by "its credibility," but I'm not sure if the "its" there refers to the dossier's credibility or the FBI's credibility.

So it depends on what the meaning of "its" is with this liar.

Posted by: geoffb at December 20, 2017 04:30 PM (zOpu5)

310 298
>>Why, when these jackwagons say I can't remember, don't the
questioners pull out the document that has their signature on it and ask
the individual if that is indeed their signature, while under oath?

Because they don't have many of the documents. The OIG does though.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 04:28 PM (/tuJf)

Patience...... patience......

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 20, 2017 04:30 PM (ymnmz)

311 Except that she's not. She was born in Iran to American parents.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 20, 2017 04:28 PM (fuK7c)

And raised there for a number of years, too. Makes her more Iranian than Obama is American.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 20, 2017 04:30 PM (d6iST)

312 In the Ozarks.... the HyVee I shop at has 6 car charging stations... we all mock them...

Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:30 PM (p9VvF)

313 >>I'm late to the thread, but if it hasn't already been asked, how can there be a "new constitutional clash between the two branches"? Can't Trump simply order these people to testify?

Scroll up.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

314 "could provoke a new constitutional clash between the two branches, even worse than the months-long tug of war over documents and witnesses that has already led House Speaker Paul Ryan to accuse DOJ and FBI of "stonewalling" and HPSCI Chairman Devin Nunes, R-Calif., to threaten contempt-of-Congress citations against Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein and FBI Director Christopher Wray"

"could"

"accuse"

"threaten"

All between America and a full-blow totalitarian police state are Reps. Gowdy, Nunes, and USAG Sessions. Hence these qualifiers. With the exception of Nunes, might as well throw the keys to the junta and let the coup d'état continue until it falls to the people in the streets to determine whether we will have a banana or constitutional republic. Pro-tip: we are the former at the moment. My money is on tanks rumbling in the streets at some point in the near future.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 20, 2017 04:31 PM (ZlFNJ)

315 Waxman looks like Count Orlok, if Orlok's nose fell off.
Posted by: Hikaru

Waxman is Snoke

Posted by: Jean, the swamp creature at December 20, 2017 04:31 PM (L/rpa)

316 Scooter Libby was sentenced to 30 months in prison and fined $250,000 for not recalling information.

Can we expect McCabe to receive something similar?

(Yes, yes, I know. This is purely rhetorical.)

Posted by: aelfheld at December 20, 2017 04:31 PM (IxDhF)

317 >>His team is going to suck for the foreseeable future.

Well, my team has always sucked.

Posted by: Shep at December 20, 2017 04:31 PM (2cuLk)

318 "Andy McCarthy wrote another column the other day about how professional the FBI is and how they would never allow such shoddy material to be used unvetted...."

This criminal enterprise appears to have been run by a small gang that wormed its way into the DOJ/FBI.

That said, the FBI has an amazing record of cock-ups in recent years. Can you believe anything they say?

Recall the FBI killing the unarmed friend of the Boston Marathon bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev. Sure it was self-defense!

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 20, 2017 04:31 PM (cAXIk)

319 The Grand Tour this year (Clarkson/Hammond/May show) has been pretty good. They've managed to kick the USA in the furry pills at least once an episode of course, but there have been some great bits.

The first was Richard Hammond killing an electric supercar and pointing out that the batteries burned for five straight days because of their construction and how they burs into flame, cell by cell, because of destabilizing. And putting out delicious carcinogenic smoke filled with poisons.

Also, they did a tour of Switzerland in which it was revealed that because the car needed constant charging, Hammond laid out their tour within 10 miles of every charging station -- of which there are very few.

But hey: car of the future and all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:31 PM (39g3+)

320 In the Ozarks.... the HyVee I shop at has 6 car charging stations... we all mock them...
Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:30 PM (p9VvF)

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Bullshit.

You guy barely have electricity.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2017 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

321

Luna Neville 4EVA!

I'll go down with this 'ship.

Phrasing...?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 20, 2017 04:32 PM (oVJmc)

322 She was born in Iran to American parents.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

if I understand chain migration correctly, her parents have to move to Tehran now.

Posted by: x at December 20, 2017 04:32 PM (nFwvY)

323 >>>>Dumb question from the not a lawyer guy.

Why, when these
jackwagons say I can't remember, don't the questioners pull out the
document that has their signature on it and ask the individual if that
is indeed their signature, while under oath?

Do you not recognize your own signature, sir?
.
.
.That very same thing happened to me in a Military Court Martial. We discharged a guy who allegedly sexually assaulted a woman and they *brought* him back after his discharge date.

I was a witness at the CM and the Prosecutor asked me that exact same question.....Is this not your signature on his DD214? I answered yes and he asked me why I didn't remember it. Flat out told him that I signed about 25-50 of them every week and there was no way I could remember any single one.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 20, 2017 04:32 PM (+Dllb)

324 Franken wants his extra 30 days of vacation pay.

How's it feel, America? I like to think my federal tax bill went to pay for Conyers' assgrabbery.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 20, 2017 04:27 PM (hqZPQ)

I am sure there is a financial reason for this putz to hang in there till 2018.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2017 04:33 PM (SjImc)

325 I'll blow who he's blowing.

Posted by: Lt. Gen. (Ret.) Mike Flynn at December 20, 2017 04:33 PM (ZlFNJ)

326 >>In the Ozarks.... the HyVee I shop at has 6 car charging stations...

For charging what? Banjos?

Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2017 04:34 PM (b6/1k)

327 'Waxman looks like a mole.'

Lon Chaney--Original Phantom of the Opera.

See if you can tell the difference.

Posted by: harry lime at December 20, 2017 04:34 PM (ALDN3)

328 I'll blow who he's blowing.
Posted by: Lt. Gen. (Ret.) Mike Flynn at December 20, 2017 04:33 PM (ZlFNJ)

You chose poorly and you trusted the wrong people, like the FBI. face it you fucked up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2017 04:34 PM (SjImc)

329 319 The Grand Tour this year (Clarkson/Hammond/May show) has been pretty good. They've managed to kick the USA in the furry pills at least once an episode of course, but there have been some great bits.

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If only it wasn't Bezos-exclusive...

Posted by: Hikaru at December 20, 2017 04:34 PM (WDCYi)

330 I hope his problems with the Logan Act involve adamantium claws.

Posted by: Max Power at December 20, 2017 04:34 PM (q177U)

331 320

Bullshit.

You guy barely have electricity.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2017 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

Oh yeah??? Well..... we have Uranus Fudge ... " the Best Fudge Comes From Uranus"... so there Mister Smarty Pants City Guy!!!!

Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:35 PM (p9VvF)

332 Paul Ryan has boldly stated that congress will stop paying off accusers with tax payer money from a special fund. Which, okay that's good but... why was it left in place so long, and who were the people paying? When will the be forced to pay back what they took from tax dollars, spending their own money?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:35 PM (39g3+)

333 Except that she's not. She was born in Iran to American parents.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 20, 2017 04:28 PM (fuK7c)

And raised there for a number of years, too. Makes her more Iranian than Obama is American.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Born in Shiraz, Iran. Lived there until 5.
As a child, spoke Persian & French.

Yep. Down home Iowa farm belt.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 04:35 PM (h6BP/)

334 I used to laugh at my boss in the AF (which I guess explains the trajectory of my career) when he would slobber about the TV show 24.
I thought it was absurd to depict a scenario where any Washington DC based government agency would have the competence to act quickly and effectively to neutralize threats....of course, they can't tell you about that...because...funding.

I've always felt Archer was more accurate.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 20, 2017 04:35 PM (hqZPQ)

335 >>n the Ozarks.... the HyVee I shop at has 6 car charging stations...

To be fair, in the Ozarks a charging station is just a Kiddie pool filled with Electric Eels and a set of old jumper cables.

Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2017 04:35 PM (b6/1k)

336 McCabe - You along with the other traitors were balls deep in this and we know it and you know it. You recall everything because Trump was a huge target that you all engaged in to 'take down''. Huge amounts of money and subterfuge took place whose scope was larger than we can probably imagine.

Bring back the stocks that we can put these people in while the general public can pelt them with rotten fruit and eggs. Then jail time.

Posted by: Cheri at December 20, 2017 04:35 PM (oiNtH)

337 If only it wasn't Bezos-exclusive...

Yeah, it was quite a coup for Amazon but they'd have been smarter going through Netflix.

If you order a lot of stuff from Amazon, however, its well worth getting prime to cover shipping costs. Can easily pay for its self.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:36 PM (39g3+)

338 Waxman is my best work.

Posted by: The Ugly Stick at December 20, 2017 04:36 PM (oVJmc)

339 So the Virginia House was 51-49 Republican.

The 94th district was won by a Democrat by one vote. One.

A judge just ruled that one ballot counted as dem should have been counted as Republican, meaning the election was a tie.

https://tinyurl.com/yb7qcqab

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 20, 2017 04:37 PM (398bZ)

340 If things go down the way JackStraw is predicting, this could be the most profoundly earthshaking year in U.S. history.

Posted by: harry lime at December 20, 2017 04:37 PM (ALDN3)

341 337 If you order a lot of stuff from Amazon, however, its well worth getting prime to cover shipping costs. Can easily pay for its self.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:36 PM (39g3+)

I really try not to.

And I'm glad my hometown is out of the running to become the new Bezosland 2.0

Posted by: Hikaru at December 20, 2017 04:37 PM (WDCYi)

342 337 If only it wasn't Bezos-exclusive...

Yeah, it was quite a coup for Amazon but they'd have been smarter going through Netflix.

If you order a lot of stuff from Amazon, however, its well worth getting prime to cover shipping costs. Can easily pay for its self.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:36 PM (39g3+)

Yeah, Bezos notwithstanding, Amazon and especially Prime is a very good deal.

Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:37 PM (p9VvF)

343 The Iranian Rodent works for me.

Except that she's not. She was born in Iran to American parents.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 20, 2017 04:28 PM (fuK7c)

So, native born Iranian, but unnatural?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 20, 2017 04:38 PM (Eu5eZ)

344 To be fair, in the Ozarks a ~~charging station~~ first date is just a Kiddie pool filled with Electric Eels and a set of old jumper cables.
Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2017 04:35 PM (b6/1k)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 04:38 PM (hcyUh)

345 Oh yeah??? Well..... we have Uranus Fudge ... " the Best Fudge Comes From Uranus"... so there Mister Smarty Pants City Guy!!!!
Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:35 PM (p9VvF)

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Look. I aint City. Grew up riding hosses. Cutting cattle. Baling hay. 4H and FFA. Combining corn.

YOU guys are some country futher muckers down there.

... and I mean that with all due respect and affection.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2017 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

346 338 Waxman is my best work.
Posted by: The Ugly Stick at December 20, 2017 04:36 PM (oVJmc)

"YOU SAID IT WAS ME, YOU LYING BASTARD!!!"

--Helen Thomas

Posted by: Hikaru at December 20, 2017 04:38 PM (WDCYi)

347 My tinnitus sounds like I'm in the south and the cicadas are never going to stop with the noise.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 20, 2017 04:38 PM (6Ll1u)

348 A judge just ruled that one ballot counted as dem should have been counted as Republican, meaning the election was a tie.

Well and there's almost certainly been a fair amount of shenanigans. But felons voting had its effect.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:38 PM (39g3+)

349 I'll go down with this 'ship.

I would SO not have got this joke a few years ago.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 20, 2017 04:39 PM (fuK7c)

350 Back in '97 I spent a week at the FBI's Miami office. My uncle was a SA at the time and near retirement there so I hung out with several agents over that week both in the office and around town. I had just finished law school and was going thru their lengthy application process thinking I might want to join. During that time, it appeared to be one of the most unprofessional organizations not at all what I had imagined. Several of the agents were worn out from claimed understaffing and underbudgeting and large case loads. Morale seemed to be in the tank. My uncle was a lib and highly political (I hid the fact I was Conservative and just nodded along thru his rants). It appeared that agents were letting politics influence the effort they put in their investigations - at least in the white collar crime dept. Talk about bursting a bubble.

Posted by: MSTisdale at December 20, 2017 04:39 PM (xHVD5)

351 Oh, and Obama and Reverend Kane from Poltergeist II.

Posted by: harry lime at December 20, 2017 04:39 PM (ALDN3)

352 210:

That's the only reasonable explanation outside of us having a Potemkin Congress, Jack.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 20, 2017 04:40 PM (ZlFNJ)

353 My tinnitus sounds like I'm in the south and the cicadas are never going to stop with the noise.

Often that's high blood pressure. Relax, take some aspirin, and rest a bit, get your heart rate and blood pressure down. I have regular problems with that. Mostly I ignore it but still, good to not overwork the old pump.

My favorite ugly saying is:

"You look like someone set your face on fire and broke a shovel trying to put it out"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:40 PM (39g3+)

354 332 and as was pointed out yesterday not 1 Democrat wanted that stopped as not 1 voted for the bill.

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2017 04:40 PM (aC6Sd)

355 Look. I aint City. Grew up riding hosses. Cutting cattle. Baling hay. 4H and FFA. Combining corn.

YOU guys are some country futher muckers down there.

... and I mean that with all due respect and affection.
Posted by: fixerupper

More country than a bucket of corn!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 04:41 PM (h6BP/)

356 'take some aspirin'

Different NSAID would be better.

Salicylate can cause or aggravate tinnitus.

Posted by: harry lime at December 20, 2017 04:41 PM (ALDN3)

357 345

YOU guys are some country futher muckers down there.

... and I mean that with all due respect and affection.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 20, 2017 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

No offense taken... we kinda have our own rules here... if you like guns and Bibles, a pretty good place (pay no attention to the poaching and oxy)...

Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:41 PM (p9VvF)

358 176 You can give a Beatles fan a stroke by just asserting, "Sure, Paul and John were great songwriters. But unlike Weird Al, they were free to choose ANY words or structure."
Posted by: garrett at December 20, 2017 04:05 PM (b6/1k)

Sometime in the past 2-3 years, I've developed a possibly-irrational hatred of everything Paul McCartney...

Posted by: Hikaru at December 20, 2017 04:41 PM (WDCYi)

359 Nood Bonuses

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 04:41 PM (hcyUh)

360 "340 If things go down the way JackStraw is predicting, this could be the most profoundly earthshaking year in U.S. history"

Very true. Also very true if it doesn't go down that way. This is similar to the last days of the USSR.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 20, 2017 04:41 PM (ZlFNJ)

361 Waxman and Rosa DeLauro....imagine the beautiful family they could have spawned.

Posted by: Cheri at December 20, 2017 04:42 PM (oiNtH)

362 Veteran actor Tom Hanks said there are similarities between President Donald Trumps treatment of the press and that of Richard Nixon and said he wouldnt attend a White House screening of his new freedom of the press drama The Post if invited.

I musta missed this fuck protesting Fredo when he tried to get FOX News kicked out of the White House Pressers?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 20, 2017 04:42 PM (SjImc)

363 Born in Shiraz, Iran. Lived there until 5.
As a child, spoke Persian & French.

Yep. Down home Iowa farm belt.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 04:35 PM (h6BP/)

Bammy luvs to encircle himself with some questionable looking dames

Posted by: sofa saver at December 20, 2017 04:43 PM (4u7kU)

364 Heh, President Trump on aid to countries that vote against the US for Jerusalem embassy move:

"Let them vote against us. We'll save a lot. We don't care"

http://tinyurl.com/y8oq7bk7

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 04:44 PM (39g3+)

365 Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 04:28 PM (/tuJf)

You have the Patience of Job with these people constantly blurting out the same Pablum

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 20, 2017 04:47 PM (y3aQB)

366 :: "The Sessions is plotting from his fortress of solitude and will someday spring the trap. Someday.
--Posted by: Under Fire

While at the same time on another front, the U. S. State Department has been plotting from its Fortress of Dhimmitude.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 20, 2017 04:52 PM (rKka5)

367 Any member of an agency who refuses a direct Presidential order to cooperate with Congress and/or the courts should be fired with cause, have their retirement forfeit, and forfeit protection under sovereign immunity (or whatever) for their actions while in office/employed.

End this mess real quick.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 20, 2017 04:52 PM (AM1GF)

368 The Grand Tour this year (Clarkson/Hammond/May show) has been pretty good.

Is it? That's good to hear. I loved the one and only true Top Gear and was disappointed in the beginning of Grand Tour.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 20, 2017 04:54 PM (fuK7c)

369 ph'nglui mglw'nafh Sessions G'Rgtown wgah'nagl fthagn

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 20, 2017 04:54 PM (AM1GF)

370 the weakest links in Jack Straw's prediction are:

government employees doing the investigative work
government employees being the target of the investigation

I hope he's right, but I doubt anything other than a patsy comes of it. I'd be 100% sure except for the wild card that is Trump.

Posted by: x at December 20, 2017 04:56 PM (nFwvY)

371 >>In the Ozarks.... the HyVee I shop at has 6 car charging stations... we all mock them...

Posted by: kraken at December 20, 2017 04:30 PM (p9VvF)

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Bullshit.

You guy barely have electricity.

Posted by: fixerupper
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No really, we have those charging stations. If you plug in more than one car it blows the fuse down at city hall though.

Posted by: Thelma the City Clerk at December 20, 2017 04:58 PM (2cuLk)

372 >>You have the Patience of Job with these people constantly blurting out the same Pablum

I like these people. Mostly. And I understand their frustration but I have followed this pretty obsessively since the beginning of the year and many have not.

I think many are in for a pleasant surprise.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 05:08 PM (/tuJf)

373 Slime bucket should be charged with perjury, I note Sessions is making sure he's protecting that piece of trash and Meuller. Anyone doubt Session has become part of the deep state?

Posted by: Rose at December 20, 2017 05:26 PM (30UCB)

374 Democrats don't pay for their crimes.

Haven't we learned anything yet?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 20, 2017 06:31 PM (pQFLB)

375 362,
"Veteran actor Tom Hanks said there are similarities between President
Donald Trumps treatment of the press and that of Richard Nixon and said
he wouldnt attend a White House screening of his new freedom of the
press drama The Post if invited.

I musta missed this fuck protesting Fredo when he tried to get FOX News kicked out of the White House Pressers?"

He's a well paid spear carrier in the Left's great scripted drama. If he doesn't say his lines as written he becomes an unemployable ex-spear carrier. That is a status that even money won't make bearable for so many in Hollywood. So they are marched out, script in hand, over and over.

When in power they're scary, now they're boring and pathetic.

Posted by: geoffb at December 20, 2017 06:32 PM (zOpu5)

376 As the investigation into Russia breaks new ground, Donald Trump and his allies are ramping up their baseless attacks on the FBI and senior Justice Department officials for allowing it to continue.

And the lack of any meaningful reaction from Republicans in Congress is reprehensible.

On MSNBC, Nicolle Wallace - communications director for George W. Bush and senior campaign adviser to John McCain in 2008 ...

... at last ... the source of "the stupid party"

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 20, 2017 10:59 PM (e8kgV)

377 They need to keep at it until the nail this slimy, leftist crook. He's a threat to the Republic.

Posted by: rplat at December 20, 2017 11:12 PM (r21s9)

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