So Apparently There Are UFOs or Whatever

So, Harry Reid inserted a $22 million program deep in the fine-print of the Defense budget (so that no one could find it or question it) mostly paid out to a billionaire aerospace magnate (and Harry Reid's chum) to investigate claimed sightings of UFOs.

The Defense Department has never before acknowledged the existence of the program, which it says it shut down in 2012. But its backers say that, while the Pentagon ended funding for the effort at that time, the program remains in existence. For the past five years, they say, officials with the program have continued to investigate episodes brought to them by service members, while also carrying out their other Defense Department duties.
The shadowy program -- parts of it remain classified -- began in 2007, and initially it was largely funded at the request of Harry Reid, the Nevada Democrat who was the Senate majority leader at the time and who has long had an interest in space phenomena. Most of the money went to an aerospace research company run by a billionaire entrepreneur and longtime friend of Mr. Reid's, Robert Bigelow, who is currently working with NASA to produce expandable craft for humans to use in space.
On CBS's "60 Minutes" in May, Mr. Bigelow said he was "absolutely convinced" that aliens exist and that U.F.O.s have visited Earth.

CNN reports that they used the secret budget of the Department of Defense to hide the spending on Harry Reid's pal's hobby:

And working to keep a program that he was sure would draw scrutiny from others, Reid said he, Stevens and Inouye made sure there was never any public debate about the program on the Senate floor during budget debates.
"This was so-called black money," Reid told the Times regarding the Defense Department budget for classified programs.

Below, one video released, taken by an F/A-18 Hornet's camera, of a strange shape that looks to me like some kind of optical defect.

But your mileage -- or should I say, parsecage -- may vary.

Posted by: Ace at 06:18 PM

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1 Whoa

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 19, 2017 06:15 PM (EyPfd)

2 but democrat so no outrage

Posted by: Bored383 at December 19, 2017 06:15 PM (70HTk)

3
OT:

Sorry so early but it's big. House has to revote on tax bill.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 19, 2017 06:16 PM (mbhDw)

4 Harry likes to place alien implants into little boys.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 19, 2017 06:16 PM (r9UYA)

5 Is 'parsecage' French? It looks like French, and smells of snails.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2017 06:16 PM (5OO3x)

6 The program is under the command of Col. Thomas Edwards, Chief of Saucer Operations, but Big Army Brass has sworn them all to secrecy!

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 19, 2017 06:17 PM (alIcn)

7 Where is David Vincent when you need him?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 19, 2017 06:17 PM (3DZIZ)

8 I'm not saying it was the Searchlight Strangler, Harry 'Gag Him Tighter, He's a Biter' Reid.......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 19, 2017 06:17 PM (fA1SL)

9 Trollin for a Probin, Ace?

Careful.

Those Greys can turn a cow inside out from 100 paces.

Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2017 06:17 PM (ZJ6kG)

10 Harry Reid's pal's hobby

pederasty? Oh, his pal's hobby....my mistake

Posted by: brak at December 19, 2017 06:17 PM (WjCgM)

11 >>3
OT:

Sorry so early but it's big. House has to revote on tax bill.

Idiots could screw up a wet dream.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 19, 2017 06:18 PM (r9UYA)

12 yep. nothing to see here. Not a smidgen.
Harry's got his money in a blind trust, it's impossible to be corrupt under those circumstances.
Graft? Kickbacks? Pork?

It occurs to me that the more one sees of how the sausage is made, the less hungry for sausage on becomes.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 19, 2017 06:18 PM (z79tQ)

13 Where are our millions? Ace, are we not worthy?

Posted by: Shadow People at December 19, 2017 06:18 PM (UwRDM)

14 The money angle is a smoke screen. Sure, Reid did steer the investigation to his buddy, but what it is really about is controlling the investigation of the UFOs. Reid wants to control the investigation to make sure it never comes out that he is an alien pod person.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 19, 2017 06:19 PM (FUu/Z)

15 I dunno, looks kinda like the Millenium Falcon to me.

It also evades pursuit the way the Falcon does, in a gentle curve.

Posted by: that guy who thinks if it's the Falcon he'll have a chance at Leia at December 19, 2017 06:19 PM (wFNZd)

16 But of course. I mean seriously, even if w
they got caught, it's in the budget. Nobody is gonna ask for restitution.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 19, 2017 06:19 PM (tnRJU)

17 Exercise Bands from Outer Space Attack The Searchlight Creep.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 19, 2017 06:19 PM (y7DUB)

18 Yeah I saw this over the weekend and looked into it a bit deeper and I had to laugh at the pages and pages of people talking about it AND NO ONE MENTIONED THE PART WHERE THEY SAY THEY HAVE ACTUAL MATERIAL FROM THESE SUPPOSED CRAFT. It was pages into a forum post before someone mentioned uh hey guys why isn't anyone talking about the part where they say they have parts of a craft.

Not the sharpest tools in the shed.

Even the article doesn't really delve into it. Just mentions it a couple of times in passing. Sounds like a holy shit moment to me.

In reality, it's probably got something to do with the Pentagon audit coming up. Gotta get this stuff out there before that happens.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 19, 2017 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

19 Maybe Reid is an alien? Someone play some country music real loud.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 19, 2017 06:20 PM (r9UYA)

20 Ha! You look the wrong way! You'll never see us coming!

Posted by: The Mole People at December 19, 2017 06:20 PM (O5Q3r)

21 And a reporter had to ask "Does Trump believe in UFOs," at the press conference today. And you just know if he did and Huckabee knew the answer was yes, they all would have had a great big laugh and freakout. "OMG Trump believes in aliens!!! Unfit to be president!"

Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2017 06:20 PM (lKs2v)

22 Foiled by Captain Hate - an AoSHQ space tale.

Posted by: DaveA at December 19, 2017 06:20 PM (FhXTo)

23 >>>>"This was so-called black money," Reid told the Times regarding the Defense Department budget for classified programs.
.
.
.Which leads to the question; how much more *black money* is out there being spent every year that has zero accountability?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 19, 2017 06:20 PM (+Dllb)

24 Were the UFOs from Planet Claire?

Posted by: Fred Schneider at December 19, 2017 06:20 PM (A3b6q)

25 Better Nuke Searchlight from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 19, 2017 06:20 PM (KCCgc)

26 Night Desert Prairie
Cattle Driving Them Doggies
Bright Lights! Ouch My Ass

Posted by: Harry Reid Cowboy Haiku at December 19, 2017 06:21 PM (ZJ6kG)

27

This is so stupid. There are no others in the Universe. We Are Alone.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 19, 2017 06:21 PM (A6nCG)

28 This explains a lot.

Fucking #Chemtrails.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at December 19, 2017 06:21 PM (WVWbC)

29 Easy man , this is the shit that killed Dylan .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 19, 2017 06:21 PM (vbqhl)

30 Iirc, the Shrill Beast also touted investigatin' UFOs on the campaign trail.

She carries a salt shaker in her purse, so when she runs into an alien she can salt its tail.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2017 06:21 PM (0ogQG)

31 I understand there is a conspiracy to cut the budget for UFO research and chemtrails and HAARP

Posted by: Art Bell at December 19, 2017 06:22 PM (A3b6q)

32 27

This is so stupid. There are no others in the Universe. We Are Alone.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 19, 2017 06:21 PM (A6nCG

Define "we"

Posted by: Shadow People at December 19, 2017 06:22 PM (UwRDM)

33 Come to our world.

There are no liberals and all our women have three tits.

Posted by: The Aliens at December 19, 2017 06:22 PM (4ErVI)

34 Can we still call it 'black' money, or is that Rayciss

Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 19, 2017 06:23 PM (KCCgc)

35 Looking toward the future, what will the average Horde Valu-Rite consumption in parsecs per kiloliter?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 19, 2017 06:23 PM (ctuyM)

36 Three tits . Cool.

Posted by: awkward davies at December 19, 2017 06:23 PM (vbqhl)

37 Hairy the kiddie diddler can find thousands of aliens everywhere in NV.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 19, 2017 06:23 PM (C8LGv)

38 Last month the giant granite dildo asteroid did a fly by the Earthand some retards are still thinking it might be a mother ship. It floated by and the Suns gravity grabbed it and sent it on its way. Mother ship.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 19, 2017 06:24 PM (r9UYA)

39 Aliens?

Nah.

Posted by: John A. Koskinen at December 19, 2017 06:24 PM (hZfhs)

40 The aliens were taking our precious bodily fluids - they seek the life essence.

Posted by: Col. Jack D. Ripper at December 19, 2017 06:24 PM (A3b6q)

41
Anyone remember the AoS Big Bang Wars?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 19, 2017 06:24 PM (A6nCG)

42 As much as I detest Obama, Reid is just a piece of human filth.

I'm not saying I want him to end up in an unmarked grave in the Nevada desert but if it happened it wouldn't ruin my day.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2017 06:24 PM (/tuJf)

43 On CBS's "60 Minutes" in May, Mr. Bigelow said he was "absolutely convinced" that aliens exist and that U.F.O.s have visited Earth.

Space Traders

Posted by: x at December 19, 2017 06:25 PM (nFwvY)

44
Reid never recovered from the beat down his alcoholic brother gave him.

Posted by: Exercise straps my ass at December 19, 2017 06:25 PM (/zwDg)

45 I give less of a shit about UFOs than I do 'black' money being funneled to politically-connected private individuals.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2017 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

46
It usually began with someone, me, saying the Big Bang theory was idiotic.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 19, 2017 06:25 PM (A6nCG)

47 So for the price of a movie ticket for everybody they found no aliens and paid some rich Nevada jagoff. At least Hollywood didn't get the money.

Posted by: DaveA at December 19, 2017 06:25 PM (FhXTo)

48 ET sucked.

You hear, Starring Drew Barrymore!

And you think Drew's short for Andrew.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 19, 2017 06:25 PM (ZJ6kG)

49 Even liberals got tired of Reid at the end.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 19, 2017 06:26 PM (4ErVI)

50 Where is Farrakhan in this?

Posted by: Infidel at December 19, 2017 06:27 PM (EGFUD)

51 18 Yeah I saw this over the weekend and looked into it a bit deeper and I had to laugh at the pages and pages of people talking about it AND NO ONE MENTIONED THE PART WHERE THEY SAY THEY HAVE ACTUAL MATERIAL FROM THESE SUPPOSED CRAFT. It was pages into a forum post before someone mentioned uh hey guys why isn't anyone talking about the part where they say they have parts of a craft.

Boeing Bombs.

https://youtu.be/_tOoLDFmltg

Posted by: buzzion at December 19, 2017 06:27 PM (lKs2v)

52 I love The Mole People;

https://tinyurl.com/yaefc9rg

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 19, 2017 06:27 PM (3DZIZ)

53 Reid was just hoping to get anal probed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2017 06:27 PM (oVJmc)

54 UFOs are kind of a hairy business. And effective defense means 1) we have to watch the skies, 2) we have to know if we are being outpaced in flight technology/stealth technology.

An "unidentified flying object" is descriptive of what it is. It has nothing to do with "aliens" to say that something appears to be flying and we do not know what it is.

But, ... on the other hand ... totally aliens!

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2017 06:27 PM (JhE5a)

55 I, for one, welcome our alien overlords, and plan to sell them gold and liberals.

But mostly liberals.

Posted by: shibumi at December 19, 2017 06:28 PM (aT+Bx)

56 When a mutant drove of jackrabbits the size of a kangaroo jumps into your headlights on a dark, abandoned Nevada road, you instinctively chamber a round into your primary shooting iron.

Posted by: Fritz at December 19, 2017 06:28 PM (A1FgP)

57
Reid wants to control the investigation to make sure it never comes out that he Hillary is an alien pod person.

Fixed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2017 06:28 PM (xexRy)

58 the problem with public debate on spending millions on the UFO program ... the aliens are listening, and they spook easily. One has to sneak up on them ... like in the movie ET, they are reclusive.

(ET the movie based on some of the early Reid research)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2017 06:28 PM (otAqJ)

59 Oh ya, now you all want to jump aboard the bandwagon.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 19, 2017 06:28 PM (6Ll1u)

60

I'm not saying it was alien exercise bands but it was alien exercise bands.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2017 06:28 PM (IqV8l)

61 >>>>So Apparently There Are UFOs or Whatever

.
.
.
.There are no UFO's, that flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO, swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket which refracted the light from Venus.

Posted by: Agent "K" at December 19, 2017 06:29 PM (+Dllb)

62 Fine.

You don't wnat to play the Cowboy Haiku Game?

I hope the Vogons stop by and post some of their poetry for you.

Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2017 06:29 PM (ZJ6kG)

63 The CBS studios appear to be near the rail yard in an old warehouse full of 55" flat screens. Pathetic. I cannot even watch them speak. They are beneath my contempt.

Posted by: RecklessProcess at December 19, 2017 06:29 PM (eWD5C)

64
So for the price of a movie ticket for everybody they found no aliens
and paid some rich Nevada jagoff. At least Hollywood didn't get the
money.

Next up in "Secrets of the Defense Budget", The Alien Poetry Program.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 19, 2017 06:30 PM (O5Q3r)

65 That was no exercise machine that turned on me.

Posted by: Dingy Harry Reid at December 19, 2017 06:31 PM (Tyii7)

66
I'm not saying I want him to end up in an unmarked grave in the Nevada desert but if it happened it wouldn't ruin my day.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2017 06:24 PM (/tuJf)

Put Nicky Santoro on it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2017 06:31 PM (xexRy)

67 Bush - Alien

https://youtu.be/w9cMPMhnGRc

Posted by: Hands at December 19, 2017 06:31 PM (EzdLW)

68 The fact that Hairy Reed has never denied being a pederast should not take away from his important civic role in funneling cash to friends for children to be named later.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 19, 2017 06:31 PM (BRpqW)

69 Want to know where UFOs come from?

Uranus.

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2017 06:31 PM (Sfs6o)

70 BTW, my Deporable Gourmet arrived today. Thank you to all who made this possiblee, including those who submitted recipes. Recipe 158 is very similar to my MIL biscuit recipe that my wife makes every Sunday. I was a slacker and did not submit a lamb recipe or a duck medium rare recipe. My bad because the horde needs to eat more lamb and not be afraid of medium rare duck. Pro tip duck is not chicken, turkey, or goose. It tastes best with a bit of pink.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 19, 2017 06:32 PM (C8LGv)

71 And that black eye? Surely the work of Alex Trebek and Jesse Ventura just before Mulder and Scully arrived.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 19, 2017 06:32 PM (BRpqW)

72 For 22 million, I'll bag and bang a daywalker.

Posted by: Todd Standing, Discovering Bigfoot at December 19, 2017 06:32 PM (UwRDM)

73 Coincidentally, I have some fine, open prairie that provides exceptional viewing of this UFO friendly sky. I'll let you have it for, say, dollars on the penny.

Posted by: Harry Reid Zoning and Real Estate Enterprises at December 19, 2017 06:32 PM (H8S+R)

74 Speaking of Aliens.

U.S. Border Patrol and local law enforcement officials recovered the bodies of 10 illegal aliens during a recent South Texas cold snap. -BB

We're being invaded by Juansicles.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 19, 2017 06:33 PM (r9UYA)

75 Posted by: colfax mingo at December 19, 2017 06:32 PM (C8LGv)
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Glad to hear you like it!!!

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2017 06:33 PM (Sfs6o)

76 Mr. Chekov, release the Franken probe!

Posted by: Sulu at December 19, 2017 06:33 PM (Tyii7)

77 >>It tastes best with a bit of pink.

What doesn't?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2017 06:33 PM (/tuJf)

78 Want to know where UFOs come from?

Uranus.

Clearly, those are the Klingons....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 19, 2017 06:33 PM (tnRJU)

79 There is no such thing as Congressional funding.

Posted by: Francisco Hernandez at December 19, 2017 06:33 PM (JhE5a)

80 Harry thought the billionaire was looking for illegal aliens.

Posted by: Hands at December 19, 2017 06:33 PM (EzdLW)

81 74. Raspas y gelatos, senor.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 19, 2017 06:33 PM (fA1SL)

82 55 I, for one, welcome our alien overlords, and plan to sell them gold and liberals.

But mostly liberals.

Posted by: shibumi at December 19, 2017 06:28 PM (aT+Bx)

You had better sell them dear, because once they figure out what they bought, they won't want any more of them and the bottom will fall out of that market right quick.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 19, 2017 06:33 PM (7UW64)

83 As much as I detest Obama, Reid is just a piece of human filth.

I'm not saying I want him to end up in an unmarked grave in the Nevada desert but if it happened it wouldn't ruin my day.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2017 06:24 PM (/tuJf)

The first time I saw him on a gab show I thought someone had done a science project combining Les Nessman with a pinworm. I'm still incredulous that the donks put such an obvious lowlife pest in a high exposure position. If the goombas who tuned that dorky fuck up ever put the video proof on PPV, I'd shell out for it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 19, 2017 06:34 PM (y7DUB)

84 Who was the idiot news twit at the end who said she saw a movie as a kid that scared her, so she believes in these things now?

Our Betters, Ladies and Germs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2017 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

85 77 >>It tastes best with a bit of pink.

What doesn't?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2017 06:33 PM (/tuJf)

Chicken.

*shudders*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 19, 2017 06:34 PM (4ErVI)

86 One of my planned purchases for WeaselAcres is a telescope. I'll get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2017 06:34 PM (Sfs6o)

87 "We are here because we need to check on the authenticity of the historical documents."

Posted by: Mathesar at December 19, 2017 06:35 PM (qC1Sy)

88
You ask for a green-skinned space babe.

You'll settle for T'Pring.

You'll get Harry Reid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2017 06:35 PM (FwWx/)

89 For 220 dollars, I'll buy a tiny GPS tracker and stick it in an apple. They love apples and gifts. They always take my gifts.

Posted by: Todd Standing, Discovering Bigfoot at December 19, 2017 06:36 PM (UwRDM)

90 Harry Reid believes in aliens and rewarding friends with huge federal grants, but mostly rewarding friends with huge federal grants.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2017 06:36 PM (W+vEI)

91 74 Speaking of Aliens.

U.S. Border Patrol and local law enforcement officials recovered the bodies of 10 illegal aliens during a recent South Texas cold snap. -BB

We're being invaded by Juansicles.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 19, 2017 06:33 PM (r9UYA)

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I have it on good authority that we as a caring nation have an obligation to make sure their family isn't split apart.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - High Speed Rail Denier at December 19, 2017 06:36 PM (T4n7S)

92 "aliens" = species-ist.
Call them Undocumented Earthlings.

Posted by: Hands at December 19, 2017 06:36 PM (EzdLW)

93 86 One of my planned purchases for WeaselAcres is a telescope. I'll get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2017 06:34 PM (Sfs6o)

Um, WeaselAcres? Is that your estate, or is it the name of a retirement home?

Or, IDK, maybe some house trailers passing for condos?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 19, 2017 06:37 PM (7UW64)

94 Reid was just hoping to get anal probed.

What is it with you people and the probes?

Do you think we're harvesting farts?

Posted by: Paul at December 19, 2017 06:37 PM (fuK7c)

95 So glad we no longer have to Reid doing his creepy soft-talking.
Is he still living in the DC Ritz? And also, how exactly is it that a Senator could afford to live at The Ritz?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2017 06:37 PM (W+vEI)

96 Fucking waste of our money so some billionaire could play. Spit in Harry's general direction. Fucking loser pedo cvnt.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at December 19, 2017 06:38 PM (0OmEj)

97 how exactly is it that a Senator could afford to live at The Ritz?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2017 06:37 PM (W+vEI)
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He doesn't intend to pay. Yes, he's puttin' on the Ritz.

Posted by: Francisco Hernandez at December 19, 2017 06:39 PM (JhE5a)

98 Oh c'mon, you know Senators don't pay bills. Or taxes. Those are for the little people. Senators have people for that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 19, 2017 06:40 PM (7UW64)

99 45
I give less of a shit about UFOs than I do 'black' money being funneled to politically-connected private individuals.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 19, 2017 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

^^^This^^^
If Hillary was 'interested' in UFO Research, then we know for sure it was/is all just a scam to funnel tax dollars to their pockets.

Posted by: davidt at December 19, 2017 06:40 PM (vPD1C)

100 If spacemen visit us, isn't it safe to assume we've been way, waaay outpaced in flight/stealth technology?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - High Speed Rail Denier at December 19, 2017 06:40 PM (T4n7S)

101
And also, how exactly is it that a Senator could afford to live at The Ritz?

Say what you will about Donny Two Scoops, at least he became rich before being elected to public office

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2017 06:40 PM (vF8Yx)

102 Um, WeaselAcres? Is that your estate, or is it the name of a retirement home?

Or, IDK, maybe some house trailers passing for condos?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 19, 2017 06:37 PM (7UW64)
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Estate-ette.

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2017 06:40 PM (Sfs6o)

103 Pro tip duck is not chicken, turkey, or goose. It tastes best with a bit of pink.

What doesn't?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 19, 2017 06:40 PM (fuK7c)

104 Does Weasel Acres have a rifle range?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2017 06:41 PM (hyuyC)

105 Ben Ferguson is a hoot!

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 19, 2017 06:41 PM (dab45)

106 So - if it were discovered that flying things were flying around somewhere up there, how would that change my day?

Posted by: grammie winger - O Come Let Us Adore Him at December 19, 2017 06:41 PM (lwiT4)

107 100 If spacemen visit us, isn't it safe to assume we've been way, waaay outpaced in flight/stealth technology?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - High Speed Rail Denier at December 19, 2017 06:40 PM (T4n7S)

How do you know they aren't flying Cessnas? I mean, if you don't want anybody to know you are there, hide in plain sight.

You know you probably have met one or two in your time out in public.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 19, 2017 06:41 PM (7UW64)

108 I couldn't figure out why other than a Democrat loving to spend tax dollars on some pet projects

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2017 06:41 PM (aC6Sd)

109 Look Ace, you a**hole...I have been TRYING TO GO HOME TO SIRIUS X FOR %) G*DDAM*ED YEARS!

//Harry from PRIMM by way of Sirius

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2017 06:42 PM (SzZnW)

110 What are the Vegas odds that Alien People will come here with a cookbook?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 19, 2017 06:42 PM (6Ll1u)

111
104 Does Weasel Acres have a rifle range?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2017 06:41 PM (hyuyC)
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That's going to be the first thing to go in!!

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2017 06:42 PM (Sfs6o)

112 106. Wait until they knock on your door.

'Excuse me, human. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior qoltos the wise?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 19, 2017 06:42 PM (fA1SL)

113 WHAT DOES A GUY HAVE TO DO TO CATCH A CAB HERE?

//Harry from PRIMM by way of Sirius

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2017 06:42 PM (SzZnW)

114 Ah, a chance to relive the UFO craze of my youth and point and laugh just as my parents did before me.

Posted by: Blake at December 19, 2017 06:42 PM (qC1Sy)

115 If spacemen visit us, isn't it safe to assume we've been way, waaay outpaced in flight/stealth technology?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - High Speed Rail Denier at December 19, 2017 06:40 PM (T4n7S)
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They could be a much older technological culture. Besides, I wasn't talking about aliens. Aliens would be the part about knowing what you can about what is flying in your skies.

The outpaced part is the possibility that maybe it's not aliens maybe it's THE RUSSIANS!

Posted by: Francisco Hernandez at December 19, 2017 06:43 PM (JhE5a)

116 Democrats only are outraged when Republicans spend tax money

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2017 06:43 PM (aC6Sd)

117 And is their going to be hotscakes?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2017 06:43 PM (hyuyC)

118 Open borders sock off!

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2017 06:43 PM (JhE5a)

119 >>If spacemen visit us, isn't it safe to assume we've been way, waaay outpaced in flight/stealth technology?

Not the aliens in "Attack the Block". It's the anti-E.T.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2017 06:44 PM (W+vEI)

120 Elliptical machines on stun, Mr. Chekov!

Posted by: Sulu at December 19, 2017 06:44 PM (Tyii7)

121 107. Ha! Good stuff, fellow human!

* eyes shift then return to normal. *

Well, I'm off to resupply cellular adenosine tri-oxide and nitrogen reserves....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 19, 2017 06:44 PM (fA1SL)

122 That was Henry Waxman in that thing, trying to evade the fuzz.

Posted by: UFOlogist at December 19, 2017 06:45 PM (wFNZd)

123 I would comment here but I just died from the Tax Reform Bill.

Posted by: Minuteman, RIP at December 19, 2017 06:45 PM (A3b6q)

124 106. Wait until they knock on your door.

'Excuse me, human. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior qoltos the wise?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 19, 2017 06:42 PM (fA1SL)

Qoltos?? No! Shismar! Qoltos is a big dope!

Posted by: Drac at December 19, 2017 06:45 PM (vPD1C)

125 You had better sell them dear, because once they figure out what they bought, they won't want any more of them and the bottom will fall out of that market right quick.

No, no, no. You include a cookbook with each one sold and then tell the aliens that Progs are best fried alive.

Prog legs are delicious.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 19, 2017 06:45 PM (tRaq7)

126 Nikki Haley to UN: How's my ass taste, bitches?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 19, 2017 06:46 PM (y7DUB)

127 If spacemen visit us, isn't it safe to assume we've been way, waaay outpaced in flight/stealth technology?

What if they're like, fucking idiots?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 19, 2017 06:46 PM (O5Q3r)

128 Fermi laughs.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 19, 2017 06:46 PM (wfDW1)

129 >>You know you probably have met one or two in your time out in public.

Triggly the Hutt

Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2017 06:46 PM (ZJ6kG)

130 >>That's going to be the first thing to go in!!

Did you buy land or is there a house on Weasel Acres?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2017 06:46 PM (/tuJf)

131 UFO's are nonsense.

How come they travel all that way but never land in Times Square or the lawn of the White House or even just a busy Interstate Highway?

Or crash in plain sight.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2017 06:47 PM (EoRCO)

132 I just read a story about Bill Clinton who tried to sneak out of the WH when POTUS. He hid under a raincoat in his lawyer's car but they were stopped at the front gate and weren't allowed to leave. Of course Old Bill wanted to go to his mistress. These people are disgusting

Posted by: Cheri at December 19, 2017 06:48 PM (UWqIJ)

133 I read part of that project Blue Book when I was a kid, scared the crap outta me.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 19, 2017 06:48 PM (+Dllb)

134 131 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2017 06:47 PM (EoRCO

You don't get it Earthman...they came here-as did I- for the NV Cowboy Poetry Festival....

I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!

//Harry from PRIMM by way of Sirius

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2017 06:48 PM (SzZnW)

135 Count on CBS to get the story wrong, or parts of it. Bigelow Aerospace is NOT a "military contractor". Yeah, they have a contract with NASA for experimenting with Bigelow's inflatable space modules and the like, but they are not involved with the military.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at December 19, 2017 06:48 PM (PNxM1)

136 Congress is so corrupt that it needs to be burned to the ground, the ruble ground up to gravel, and paved over for tourist parking.

Posted by: Harmon Ne at December 19, 2017 06:49 PM (KdDCu)

137 SCOTUS are the MIB

Posted by: Under Fire at December 19, 2017 06:49 PM (r9UYA)

138 UFO's are nonsense.

How come they travel all that way but never land in Times Square or the lawn of the White House or even just a busy Interstate Highway?

Or crash in plain sight.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2017 06:47 PM (EoRCO)

They do, it's just your looking starships and they are mostly driving 1990 Ford's

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2017 06:49 PM (SjImc)

139 133 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 19, 2017 06:48 PM (+Dllb)

Take a trip to the USAF Museum back home in Ohio....

you can see some artifacts, the official finding of Project Blue Book is that aside from harry Reid there is no credible evidence of extraterrestrial travel.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2017 06:49 PM (SzZnW)

140
What if they're like, fucking idiots?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 19, 2017 06:46 PM (O5Q3r)

What if they all sound like Joe Buck?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2017 06:50 PM (lCrkb)

141 Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2017 06:51 PM (IqV8l)

142
I'm not going to say its aliens, but its not aliens.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 19, 2017 06:51 PM (r+sAi)

143 So if the aliens have been hanging out at Area 51, and they "procreate" does that make their offspring citizen? Plus eligible for food stamps and housing and whatever, since their "parents" won't be able to supply a SS number or show any income

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 19, 2017 06:52 PM (dab45)

144 Klaatu barada nikto.

Posted by: Klaatu at December 19, 2017 06:52 PM (r9UYA)

145 Well, mebee them alien chicks dig blumpkins? Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at December 19, 2017 06:52 PM (Tyii7)

146 Musical interlude: tinyurl.com/yb48p39b

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 19, 2017 06:52 PM (jsJLc)

147 What did Trump know about aliens and when did he know it?

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2017 06:53 PM (JhE5a)

148 Gort! Klaatu barada nikto! - All your anusi belong us!

Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2017 06:53 PM (gbWkA)

149 I'm a gay grey.

Posted by: Preezy 44 at December 19, 2017 06:53 PM (bc2Lc)

150 I admit as a teenager that I was fairly convinced UFOs were here, use to read everything about them. But certainty doubt it now.

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2017 06:54 PM (aC6Sd)

151 OB/SF

Turtledove had all-conquering aliens land a huge spaceship on the UCLA campus.

They had discovered space flight early. Earth missed the easy technology somehow.

Cue Aliens with muskets vs a 1990s US Marine Corps company armed for aliens. Those poor aliens.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 19, 2017 06:54 PM (hyuyC)

152 131
UFO's are nonsense.

How come they travel all that way but never land in Times Square or
the lawn of the White House or even just a busy Interstate Highway?

Let me get this straight. They have the technology to fly across the galaxy, but can't avoid being seen by every anal-obsessive on the planet?

Posted by: pep at December 19, 2017 06:54 PM (LAe3v)

153 Gordon Shumway? Is that you?

Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2017 06:54 PM (gbWkA)

154 >>What did Trump know about aliens and when did he know it?

He know they're good rare, topped with ketchup!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2017 06:54 PM (W+vEI)

155

Just the facts, ma'am.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077065/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2017 06:55 PM (IqV8l)

156 How come I haven't appeared on this thread yet?

Posted by: george tsoukalas at December 19, 2017 06:55 PM (lKs2v)

157 My dad was a fighter pilot in WWII and Korea. He swore that over the Sea of Japan when he encountered an alien craft that suddenly appeared next to him. He tried to chase it but it zoomed off. Dad did like to drink.

Posted by: Cheri at December 19, 2017 06:55 PM (UWqIJ)

158 Weasel, Before the rifle range comes the septic tank.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2017 06:55 PM (AMPX5)

159 Wow hillary just can't catch a break, her popularity has fallen to the lowest level ever recorded at 36% per Gallup.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 19, 2017 06:55 PM (+Dllb)

160 Alien civilizations represent a vast, untapped market for the cookbook.

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2017 06:55 PM (Sfs6o)

161 Oh sure, everyone believes in UFOs but no one believes there are communists in the Federal Government.

Posted by: Harmon Ne at December 19, 2017 06:55 PM (KdDCu)

162 Klaatu - Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9URM_5R-vWk

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 19, 2017 06:55 PM (tRaq7)

163 154. Popplers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 19, 2017 06:55 PM (fA1SL)

164 I saw Aliens With Muskets open for Guns and Roses at Giants Stadium back in 1993.

Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2017 06:56 PM (ZJ6kG)

165 Reid was actually engaging in graft, or he wants to find Kolob.

Posted by: Bear phone at December 19, 2017 06:56 PM (+mfcd)

166 Well It is almost Christmas...SO DON*T MISTAKENLY SHOOT DOWN SANTA CLAUS!
10 year old Jimmy from the block.

Posted by: Archer at December 19, 2017 06:57 PM (gbWkA)

167 Ah sure was one randy sumbitch. Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at December 19, 2017 06:57 PM (Tyii7)

168 158 Weasel, Before the rifle range comes the septic tank.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2017 06:55 PM (AMPX5)
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The plan is for a composting toilet.

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2017 06:57 PM (Sfs6o)

169 I am interested in receiving a brochure on Weasel Acre Condos. Especially if it discusses UFO protections.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 19, 2017 06:57 PM (mtfdF)

170 158 Here I was picturing a camp outing, tent maybe, open fire cooking.

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2017 06:57 PM (aC6Sd)

171 So if the aliens have been hanging out at Area 51, and they "procreate" does that make their offspring citizen? Plus eligible for food stamps and housing and whatever, since their "parents" won't be able to supply a SS number or show any income
Posted by: random lurker commenter

Dreamers!

Posted by: Jean at December 19, 2017 06:57 PM (yM/Yl)

172

Those Greys can turn a cow inside out from 100 paces.
Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2017 06:17 PM (ZJ6kG)

For second I thought read from 100 Peso ($5.20)
Cheap.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 19, 2017 06:58 PM (t6XCL)

173
Eh, you know those mites that spend all night every single night of the year banging on your face?

We do that too.

Posted by: Aliens at December 19, 2017 06:58 PM (9q7Dl)

174 >>>>My dad was a fighter pilot in WWII and Korea. He swore that over the
Sea of Japan when he encountered an alien craft that suddenly appeared
next to him. He tried to chase it but it zoomed off. Dad did like to
drink.
.
.
.They called those *foo fighters* and a whole bunch of pilots on both sides reported seeing them.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 19, 2017 06:58 PM (+Dllb)

175 Annunaki : 'Ha'rhee, we designed you as best we could to fit in with the Adamu race. It is your duty to subvert their order to prepare for our arrival.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 19, 2017 06:58 PM (fA1SL)

176 OT: I was just watching PSA about Asians that aren't good at Math, and an irony struck me. They aren't all alike (some are not good at Math), and because they can tell you about some people who thought Asians were all alike, they decide that everybody watching TV needs to know--you know, because non-Asians all alike, and all equally stupid.

Really this is a feat, complaining that people are stupid and think in categorical ways--and come up with false conclusions.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2017 06:59 PM (JhE5a)

177 hose Greys can turn a cow inside out from 100 paces.

Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2017 06:17 PM (ZJ6kG)

For second I thought read from 100 Peso ($5.20)

Cheap.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 19, 2017 06:58 PM (t6XCL)
=================

I thought he said pieces. Like a puzzle.

Posted by: grammie winger - O Come Let Us Adore Him at December 19, 2017 06:59 PM (lwiT4)

178
"There are twelve models. They look like us now."

Posted by: Harmon Ne at December 19, 2017 06:59 PM (KdDCu)

179 >>The plan is for a composting toilet.

Yeah, get the septic too. See which one quits on you first.

At the very least, sink the tank.

Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2017 06:59 PM (ZJ6kG)

180 The Invaders was a great show!

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or great value tibet at December 19, 2017 06:59 PM (U4PcL)

181 The plan is for a composting toilet.

What? No love?

Posted by: Slit trenches at December 19, 2017 06:59 PM (fuK7c)

182 >>The plan is for a composting toilet.

We purchased a Natures Head last year for the RV. Works great. Use the coconut husk compressed brick stuff. Much easier and less mess then the sphagnum moss.

Posted by: Klaatu at December 19, 2017 06:59 PM (r9UYA)

183 All those ancient carvings and drawings of aliens are real.

The proof of their existence? They never came back.

They took one look at us and vowed never to return.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 19, 2017 07:00 PM (tRaq7)

184 165. Space Srpski REMOVE KOLOB!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 19, 2017 07:00 PM (fA1SL)

185 The Foo Fighter's Learned to Fly!!

Posted by: Jean at December 19, 2017 07:00 PM (yM/Yl)

186 You know the Lizard People just want you to think there are aliens.

Posted by: David Ickes at December 19, 2017 07:00 PM (JhE5a)

187
170 158 Here I was picturing a camp outing, tent maybe, open fire cooking.
Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2017 06:57 PM (aC6Sd)
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I'm going to have a cabin built but no utilities anytime soon.

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2017 07:00 PM (Sfs6o)

188 We were told there would be no math.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at December 19, 2017 07:00 PM (Tyii7)

189 What if they're like, fucking idiots?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 19, 2017 06:46 PM (O5Q3r)

Given the folks who have claimed to have been "probed", pretty sure that's exactly who they're f*cking.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 19, 2017 07:00 PM (dab45)

190 182 >>The plan is for a composting toilet.

We purchased a Natures Head last year for the RV. Works great. Use the coconut husk compressed brick stuff. Much easier and less mess then the sphagnum moss.
Posted by: Klaatu at December 19, 2017 06:59 PM (r9UYA)
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Thanks for the recommendation!

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2017 07:01 PM (Sfs6o)

191 Told ya.

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at December 19, 2017 07:01 PM (HgMAr)

192 Hey Morons (and Ace),

Anka is on THIS in a movie called Mad Dog Time (1996). Crappy channel and bad movie but Anka.

Posted by: Winston at December 19, 2017 07:02 PM (mgpkf)

193 Can't Ace just use the Time Machine he totally doesn't have and figure out if at any point in the future aliens are a thing?

Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2017 07:02 PM (ZJ6kG)

194 The proof of their existence? They never came back.

They took one look at us and vowed never to return.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 19, 2017 07:00 PM (tRaq7)
..........

They landed in San Francisco?

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2017 07:02 PM (HgMAr)

195 I was kidnapped and anally probed by aliens.

I think they were from Guatemala.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at December 19, 2017 07:02 PM (5fSr7)

196 They landed in San Francisco?

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2017 07:02 PM (HgMAr)
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Which is totally not a sanctuary city, because they don't exist.

Posted by: Francisco Hernandez at December 19, 2017 07:03 PM (JhE5a)

197 144 Klaatu barada nikto.
Posted by: Klaatu at December 19, 2017 06:52 PM (r9UYA)

-------------------------------------

I tried saying that too; didn't work out very well.

Posted by: Bruce "The Chin" Campbell at December 19, 2017 07:04 PM (qC1Sy)

198 The anal probes?

Yeah, we were pretty drunk.

Posted by: the Greys at December 19, 2017 07:04 PM (qxS46)

199 Weasel, Look into water containment systems. Collectable rainfall can supply a lot of water.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2017 07:04 PM (AMPX5)

200
What if they're like, fucking idiots?
Posted by: tu3031 at December 19, 2017 06:46 PM (O5Q3r)

As in "Morons from Outer Space".
https://tinyurl.com/c4wsms

Posted by: YIKES! at December 19, 2017 07:04 PM (t6XCL)

201 >>They landed in San Francisco?

Yep. They needed a DiLithium Crystal and the first guy they talked to was Saline Inflated Scrotum Man.

They got right back on the ship and headed off for the Horsehead Nebula.

Posted by: garrett at December 19, 2017 07:04 PM (ZJ6kG)

202 201. And that, children, is why we keep having to dodge asteroids.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 19, 2017 07:05 PM (fA1SL)

203 198 Posted by: the Greys at December 19, 2017 07:04 PM (qxS46)

and honestly to us "both ends look the same"

//Japanese Tentacle Monsters

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2017 07:05 PM (SzZnW)

204
199 Weasel, Look into water containment systems. Collectable rainfall can supply a lot of water.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2017 07:04 PM (AMPX5)
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Thanks Ben Had. I will. I'm planning to at least collect what falls on the roof.

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2017 07:06 PM (Sfs6o)

205 This 1959 'historical document' documentary shows that UFOs are real. Anyone says otherwise and I'll have Eros send Inspector Clay your way to straighten you out.

https://youtu.be/8_n5VLKp1Dw

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2017 07:06 PM (QLvwG)

206 >>>>
Weasel, Look into water containment systems. Collectable rainfall can supply a lot of water.
.
.
.And they can also cause a huge amount of mosquito breeding issues if not installed and maintained correctly. It is a never ending battle with those things.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 19, 2017 07:07 PM (+Dllb)

207 Did someone say probe?

Posted by: Chelsea Handler at December 19, 2017 07:07 PM (BRpqW)

208 I didn't ASK for the anal probe. I didn't ask for the ANAL probe. I didn't ask for the anal PROBE.

Posted by: Passion Fish at December 19, 2017 07:08 PM (bc2Lc)

209 Thanks Ben Had. I will. I'm planning to at least collect what falls on the roof.

Ahhh, a rainbarrels and cisterns. All that's old is new again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 19, 2017 07:08 PM (tRaq7)

210 I heard Major Wayne Aho trying to contact aliens in 1965 on the Lan Roberts show, KJR, Seattle. He'd been abducted in 1947 in the Mojave Desert, and seemed to like them, and wanted them to respond to his call, "Adonay vasoo?" (yeah, it does sound like a familiar name) which means "Where are you?" I met Wayne, now a Colonel, in a gym in South Tacoma in 1975. He asked me what planet I was from? He was from Venus (yeah, I know. Pretty toasty climate.)

So, yeah, there are aliens, and Wayne didn't like it when I'd yodel. True story (except for the yodeling.)

Posted by: zombie Slim Whitman at December 19, 2017 07:09 PM (fSf/G)

211 Who was that German idiot back in the 60s and 70s selling books about the alien visitations to Earth?

He wore Shinola boot black in his hair for crying out loud....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2017 07:09 PM (EoRCO)

212 What if they look like Kim Bassinger, as in "My Stepmother is an Alien?"

Or hot models in search of their missing *airquotes* Continuum Transfunctioner?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2017 07:09 PM (W+vEI)

213
What's with aliens looking like squids in a lot movies?

10 Cloverfield Lane's alien looked like the son of the Independence Day aliens and Falling Skies' aliens.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 19, 2017 07:09 PM (A6nCG)

214 Heh....an oldie but a goody -
My First Book About Zogg:

https://tinyurl.com/4oy97

'When you look at the night sky, know that we have conquered 25% of the known universe. '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 19, 2017 07:09 PM (fA1SL)

215 Sadly, I doubt they're going to turn out to be hot alien chicks.

But, sure. Of all the things to spend money one, this is fairly harmless.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 19, 2017 07:10 PM (xJa6I)

216 I have told the story of dodging a asteroid in 1981
Traveling from Va to Pa on I64 just past Yorktown maybe 1am probably doing 90mph , a bright asteroid came down and swear I thought my car was going to fall in the hole so hit the brakes hard.

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2017 07:10 PM (aC6Sd)

217 I'm not saying it was assholes but it was assholes.

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at December 19, 2017 07:10 PM (QCX64)

218 What's with aliens looking like squids in a lot movies?

10 Cloverfield Lane's alien looked like the son of the Independence Day aliens and Falling Skies' aliens.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro

Otherwise known as Kurt's Soft Porn

Posted by: Jean at December 19, 2017 07:12 PM (yM/Yl)

219 Who was that German idiot back in the 60s and 70s selling books about the alien visitations to Earth?

He wore Shinola boot black in his hair for crying out loud....

Erich von Daniken? He's buds with Alien Hair Dude, isn't he?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 19, 2017 07:12 PM (tRaq7)

220 I know getting on the road early ( before 5am) Coast to Coast is full of the believers

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2017 07:12 PM (aC6Sd)

221 What is it with you people and the probes?

Do you think we're harvesting farts?
Posted by: Paul at December 19, 2017 06:37 PM (fuK7c)

My family and I love that movie.

"Do you believe in aliens?"

Hispanic hotel worker: "What do you mean.... aliens?..."

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 19, 2017 07:13 PM (+F0Wk)

222 Tinfoil,

Aliens do look like squids, and you are on the menu because commies taste bad.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 19, 2017 07:13 PM (C8LGv)

223 >>As much as I detest Obama, Reid is just a piece of human filth.

I'm not saying I want him to end up in an unmarked grave in the Nevada desert but if it happened it wouldn't ruin my day.

Posted by: JackStraw

Wouldn't ruin mine either.

Posted by: Little Billy with a Sore Ass at December 19, 2017 07:13 PM (2cuLk)

224 Well zombie Slim...it was South Tacoma in 1975.

Had to kick the hookers out of the way just to get down the street.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2017 07:13 PM (5SG4R)

225 Ahhh, a rainbarrels and cisterns.

Ain't that illegal now?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 19, 2017 07:13 PM (fuK7c)

226 215 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 19, 2017 07:10 PM (xJa6I)

I just blocked JQuip over at Insty because he went full retard on tax rates.

Of course your post and Searchlight basically handing a millionaire friend of his 22 million in walking around money sort of illustrates why I blocked his ass rather than make one of my "as seen here" epic defenses of the Laffer curve.

Three times in the last fiftyish years the Federal Government made MASSIVES reductions in marginal rates and EACH TIME revenues boomed by at least 5-7%.....

the problem is that people like Reid spent every new inbound dollar sixteen times on sh*t like this....

We are in business with insane grifters.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2017 07:13 PM (SzZnW)

227 ...huh. So that's what happened to my old basestar...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at December 19, 2017 07:13 PM (lLeln)

228 What if they look like Kim Bassinger, as in "My Stepmother is an Alien?"

Or hot models in search of their missing *airquotes* Continuum Transfunctioner?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2017 07:09 PM (W+vEI)

Man she used to be something, I had the hots for her in my teens like no other, well her and Paulina, and Claudia Schiffer and....oh nevermind

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 19, 2017 07:14 PM (M+Lyo)

229 He wore Shinola boot black in his hair for crying out loud....
Erich von Daniken? He's buds with Alien Hair Dude, isn't he?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 19, 2017 07:12 PM (tRaq7)

Yes! That's him....bastard sounds like Colonel Klink on a bad day.
The hair on these nut jobs is a dead giveaway that they ain't right.

Thanks BB!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2017 07:14 PM (EoRCO)

230
So Apparently There Are UFOs or Whatever

btw, did you hear today's bullshit fake news about this year's supposeb "most hated" word?

It's "whatever."

Guess what was a runner up? Fake News.

My ass.

This "most hated" word of the year is the most made up bullshit since the Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 19, 2017 07:14 PM (A6nCG)

231 GWS- Have a neighbor that has 1,000 gal storage tanks that run through a filter. None of the cistern problems.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2017 07:14 PM (AMPX5)

232 214. 'Mimic human infant traits until gametogenesis begins. Devour any competitor spawn.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 19, 2017 07:14 PM (fA1SL)

233 Parsecage? Frenchie for Mileage?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2017 07:15 PM (ZgKFD)

234 Wait, or is that supposed to be Parsec-age?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2017 07:15 PM (ZgKFD)

235 I know getting on the road early ( before 5am) Coast to Coast is full of the believers

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2017 07:12 PM (aC6Sd)
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Aliens is pretty much the thing that defines Coast to Coast. That and secret government conspiracies.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2017 07:15 PM (JhE5a)

236 Weasel, We have one of the telescopes recommended by CAC. If you want to borrow it sometime let me know.

Posted by: JTB at December 19, 2017 07:15 PM (V+03K)

237 MC 900 Ft. Jesus with DJ Zero

"UFOs Are Real"

https://youtu.be/B9aPM2PA07I

Posted by: logprof at December 19, 2017 07:16 PM (GsAUU)

238 Ain't that illegal now?

Prolly. It might depend on how far out in the boondocks you live.

OTOH, sanctuary cities are illegal and how many of those are there?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 19, 2017 07:16 PM (tRaq7)

239
Who was that German idiot back in the 60s and 70s selling books about the alien visitations to Earth?

He wore Shinola boot black in his hair for crying out loud....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2017 07:09 PM (EoRCO)
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Erich Von Daniken he's Swiss. He wrote a book called "Chariot of the Gods" or was it "Hot Rods of the Gods" anyway he isn't working out as planned.

Posted by: Kang and Kodos at December 19, 2017 07:16 PM (t6XCL)

240 235 Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2017 07:15 PM (JhE5a)

East of the Rockies you are on the air....

of course what I would not give to have Art Bell's voice....

Art went full "ALIENS" after Waco hit a little close to home.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2017 07:16 PM (SzZnW)

241 In Mormon heaven, they each get their own planet to be god over along with their wife/wives. Some of them might want to buzz Harry or Mitt from time to time.

Posted by: Bear phone at December 19, 2017 07:17 PM (+mfcd)

242 225 Ahhh, a rainbarrels and cisterns.

Ain't that illegal now?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 19, 2017 07:13 PM (fuK7c)
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Don't care!

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2017 07:17 PM (Sfs6o)

243

Here's how I think they come to their conclusions:

A few fake-news-makers get in a room and make a list of their "most hated" words. Then they ask a small sample of people which of those words they hate the most.

Then they rank the words and reveal the results.

There is no way "fake news" would ever be a hated word/phrase by the average person.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 19, 2017 07:17 PM (A6nCG)

244 Bander, It is where you live, but this is Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2017 07:17 PM (AMPX5)

245 btw, did you hear today's bullshit fake news about this year's supposeb "most hated" word?

It's "whatever."

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 19, 2017 07:14 PM (A6nCG)
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Whatever.

Posted by: Guy who says "Whatever" a lot at December 19, 2017 07:17 PM (JhE5a)

246 Jeebuz, a parsec is a space measurement for...um...a really long way. Like, much.

Except it's in meters because science is communist.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 19, 2017 07:17 PM (fuK7c)

247 Nood. Supreme Court Justice Ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 19, 2017 07:17 PM (ZgKFD)

248 UFO study funding to his pal Bigelow and funding for cowboy poetry festivals in Nevada. Harry Reid: Stalwart custodian of the public's money, you betcha!

Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2017 07:17 PM (AMIL/)

249 Sadly, I doubt they're going to turn out to be hot alien chicks.
............

Maybe they are Jovians, and like the Martians really need women, so they will take Cher back with them.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2017 07:18 PM (HgMAr)

250 What is it with you people and the probes?

Do you think we're harvesting farts?
Posted by: Paul at December 19, 2017 06:37 PM (fuK7c)

The Ford Probe was something that should have been shoved up someones ass a Ford

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 19, 2017 07:18 PM (M+Lyo)

251 I wonder how much they paid the media to generate the UFO bullshit just before Starwars?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2017 07:18 PM (5SG4R)

252 Even if Mueller does not get fires, I wouldn't mind McCabe being fired.

Posted by: logprof at December 19, 2017 07:18 PM (GsAUU)

253 None of this matters, Sonobi is our lord now

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 19, 2017 07:19 PM (M+Lyo)

254 Somewhere in Harry Reid's colon is a cephalopod from the outer reaches
of the deep blue working him like Pinocchio at a cub scout meeting.

Posted by: Fritz at December 19, 2017 07:19 PM (A1FgP)

255 You want to find where the alien spaceships are when they are not flying? Easy, they are parked right next to Big Foot's home or Nessie's underwater cave.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 19, 2017 07:19 PM (2DOZq)

256 Hmm. If you put around a word with no spaces Pixy eats it.

Like much.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 19, 2017 07:19 PM (fuK7c)

257 Erich Von Daniken he's Swiss. He wrote a book called "Chariot of the Gods" or was it "Hot Rods of the Gods" anyway he isn't working out as planned.
Posted by: Kang and Kodos at December 19, 2017 07:16 PM (t6XCL)

He's probably lying about that too. Someone needs to check him for his blood group tattoo.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2017 07:19 PM (EoRCO)

258 Thanks JTB!

Ben Had - I need to look into it some more but that was my general idea to collect non-potable water for showers and so forth. If it's too much hassle I can look into having it delivered I suppose.

Posted by: Weasel at December 19, 2017 07:20 PM (Sfs6o)

259 Atta boy, Weasel. Screw 'em.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2017 07:21 PM (AMPX5)

260 251 Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2017 07:18 PM (5SG4R)

It wasn't Star Wars it was "Close Encounters of the 3d Kind"....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Close_Encounters_of_the_Third_Kind

If you ever watch the film "Mirage Men" you'll hear a very logical and cogent defense of the notion that Ce3dK and ET were government ops to lay the groundwork for the US admitting tacitly aliens were real.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2017 07:21 PM (SzZnW)

261 <

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 19, 2017 07:21 PM (fuK7c)

262 >

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 19, 2017 07:21 PM (fuK7c)

263 (117) Absolutely! The truck needs a new head gasket anyway.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 19, 2017 07:21 PM (RuIsu)

264 250 Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 19, 2017 07:18 PM (M+Lyo)

"Heh"(tm)

//Bleeyort 25% owner of the FMC

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2017 07:22 PM (SzZnW)

265 Yep, good old South Tacoma Way. Later on, I was a Tacoma fireman, and probably did CPR on Kurt Cobain on one of his ODs. Not sure, but him and I were same time/same place.

Posted by: zombie Slim Whitman at December 19, 2017 07:22 PM (fSf/G)

266 >>We purchased a Natures Head last year for the RV.
Works great. Use the coconut husk compressed brick stuff. Much easier
and less mess then the sphagnum moss.

Posted by: Klaatu

That sounds rough on the ol' poop blossom.

Posted by: Hope Solo's Butthole at December 19, 2017 07:22 PM (2cuLk)

267 He wrote a book called "Chariot of the Gods"

Posted by: Kang and Kodos at December 19, 2017 07:16 PM (t6XCL)
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Was that the one about the alien Olympic runner?

Posted by: Guy who gets confused a bit at December 19, 2017 07:23 PM (JhE5a)

268 I hope that they land one tomorrow. Then everyone, sober, who has never seen anything will be served a nice plate of crow.

Posted by: goon at December 19, 2017 07:25 PM (EaQ6/)

269 We are 3 miles down a gravel road with a 100 yard lane, you will take our cistern from our cold, wet hands or perhaps die.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 19, 2017 07:25 PM (C8LGv)

270 267 Posted by: Guy who gets confused a bit at December 19, 2017 07:23 PM (JhE5a)

right that lost in the 1924 Olympics to Ghandi....

Posted by: sven10077 at December 19, 2017 07:25 PM (SzZnW)

271 You're welcome, Hairyback Guy.

He's on Ancient Aliens on the History Channel (IIRC) with Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (aka Alien Hair Dude) all the time.

Still alive and still making money talking about aliens. Must be nice...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 19, 2017 07:25 PM (tRaq7)

272 "The court will adjourn while I retire to my safe space."

Posted by: Judge Millenial at December 19, 2017 07:27 PM (JhE5a)

273 Forty-five years ago the Chariots of the Gods and Bermuda Triangle theories (fads?) were fun. We had to have something to occupy our time without Facebook, politics to the death, and constant nagging by the media that either climate change, tax cuts for the wealthy, micro-agressions in the workplace, or Donald Trump's policies in general will kill all of us by sundown this Friday.

Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2017 07:27 PM (AMIL/)

274 So...the Obama defense department was busy looking for flying saucers? Why is this not the slightest bit surprising?

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 19, 2017 07:28 PM (fftfA)

275 I shudder to think what a Scientologist senator would fund.

Posted by: Bear phone at December 19, 2017 07:33 PM (+mfcd)

276 Nood. Disbarred supposedly-conservative judge over sex allegations.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2017 07:36 PM (QCX64)

277 As a teenager read all those

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2017 07:38 PM (aC6Sd)

278 so is allah a ori or a goa'uld

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at December 19, 2017 07:44 PM (QqkJ/)

279 22 million for a secret government program? That's a model of government efficiency these days, even if the whole program consisted of a one guy with a file cabinet and a magnifying glass.

Posted by: West at December 19, 2017 08:06 PM (p0VbY)

280 Hey everybody look over here squirrel!

Posted by: Deep state running scared at December 19, 2017 08:13 PM (ZuGkg)

281 Dammit. Late to a Nephilim thread.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 19, 2017 08:16 PM (4bjXi)

282 unmarked grave in the Nevada desert

But where would we go to piss?

Posted by: Forget exfil at December 19, 2017 08:19 PM (lnK2O)

283 The Ford Probe was something that should have been shoved up someones ass a Ford
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 19, 2017 07:18 PM (M+Lyo)

I had a Mazda 626, the parallel Jap version of the Probe. It was a great car, I was very sad when I let it go at 15 years and 175K.

Posted by: West at December 19, 2017 08:22 PM (p0VbY)

284 http://bit.ly/2B1vOfk

House IT Aides Ran Car Dealership With Markings Of A Nefarious Money Laundering Operation

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 19, 2017 08:45 PM (y3aQB)

285 There ain't a pilot alive, I don't care how smooth they fly, who can keep an object absolutely fixed on the windscreen that way. This is obviously a defect or a video photoshop. The plane is in a level turn to the left, obviously. based on the HUD readout and the way the clouds slide from left to right. The "UFO" stays exactly centered. For this to happen, not only would the pilot of the airplane have to be super-humanly smooth, the UFO would have to fly a perfect smooth circular path that is a larger diameter, and a perfect speed to be exactly in front of the plane. I call fake on this video.

Posted by: George V at December 20, 2017 07:52 AM (LUHWu)

286 In 2003, I was in the Air Force and went to the "Medical Facility" for a "routine procedure." One of the "doctors" put something in my IV. I have no memory of what happened for the next four hours. I'm not saying that I believe in alien abduction--all I'm saying is that I can't account for four hours spent at an Air Force facility and my ass was sore. Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: He, Whose Name Cannot be Spoken at December 20, 2017 09:37 AM (5W0oH)

287 Why would God create a universe without end just for us? I often look up at the sky and wonder who is looking back at me.

Posted by: MrDisco279 at December 20, 2017 09:28 PM (8xaIy)

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