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Things That Make You Shake Your Head
Depending on your point of view and/or religious beliefs Mankind has been around anywhere from 6,000 years to a million or more. Up until now we had no idea nor had considered Menstrual cycles.
Academics intend to establish the field of "critical menstrual studies" with the upcoming publication of the first-ever scholarly handbook devoted to the consideration of menstruation. The Palgrave Handbook of Critical Menstrual Studies, slated for publication in 2020, will be "animated by the central question: what new lines of inquiry, including research questions and social justice engagements, are possible when we center our attention on menstrual health and politics across the lifespan?" according to the book proposal.
I loved my Mother and when she passed I grieved. My grief was a tad more conventional than sprinkling her ashes on any of my meals.
Grieving Debra Parsons will have her mum Doreen for Christmas dinner this year – by scattering her ashes on the turkey then tucking in. And for dessert she’ll enjoy Christmas Pud...with a dusting of her mum’s last remains too. Debra, 41, has felt the urge to EAT Doreen’s ashes since she died in May and has had a small spoonful most days to feel “as close as possible” to her.
If you have to transfer $850,000 to someone, how are you going to do it? Electronic transfer, in person? Sure why not UPS?
“While UPS’s service is excellent in our industry, we are unfortunately not perfect. Occasionally, the loss of a package does occur,” spokeswoman Nirali Raval told CBC. “Our records indicate that our team followed UPS protocol and an exhaustive search for this package was completed by our Operations and Security teams. Unfortunately, we were unable to locate the package."Mass third world is observed. A word to the criminal migrant by Pat Condell. If these don't make you shake your head then try to come up with something in this open thread.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2017 06:32 PM (hyuyC)
So the food thread is continued after all!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 06:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: April at December 17, 2017 06:35 PM (e8PP1)
I wanted to say thanks for last nights ONT. Excellent as usual. I hope you don't go CDR M's route. The efforts of you and CBD bring a certain je ne sais quoi to the blog.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2017 06:35 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: April at December 17, 2017 06:35 PM (e8PP1)
If I had a check for $850,000 (even if it's fake Canadian money), I would never let it out of my sight.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 06:36 PM (OSB+F)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 06:36 PM (IqV8l)
I gave up on D&D decades ago, but the culture remains in memory. We had a particularly imaginative and fun group. and then there was me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2017 06:36 PM (hyuyC)
Each section is expected to have six to eight chapters, with topics including "queering menstruation," "menstrual suppression," "menstrual art," "FemCare advertising," and "menstrual leave."
"There will be other pieces-some creative writing and images and what we are calling transnational dialogues on key topics," said Bobel, adding that the book is still very much in progress.
Nothing about the challenges that trannies have to deal with regarding menstruation, at least not yet. Maybe that can be the first debate: Should he tranny experience be part of the project?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 06:37 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 06:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 06:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: April at December 17, 2017 06:35 PM (e8PP1)
Ask and ye shall receive.
Posted by: Jesus at December 17, 2017 06:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jackal at December 17, 2017 06:38 PM (o3+fQ)
"Critical menstrual studies"
Remember, you're an anti-intellectual mouth breather if you think this is nuts.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 06:38 PM (eKKMF)
Posted by: Matt Lauer's Executive Chair at December 17, 2017 06:39 PM (qou6+)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 17, 2017 06:39 PM (u6ssU)
Critical studies is code for academic crap published to earn tenure. ISTR a stealth discussion on least amount needed to publish in peer-reveiwed literature.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2017 06:40 PM (hyuyC)
The following content has been identified by the YouTube community as inappropriate or offensive to some audiences.
Take a guess who might be offended.
Posted by: PurityOfEssence at December 17, 2017 06:41 PM (8ByYz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 06:41 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: The Father's Son at December 17, 2017 06:42 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 17, 2017 06:43 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 17, 2017 06:43 PM (+8Yuj)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 06:44 PM (TisfY)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 17, 2017 06:44 PM (KCxzN)
I also had it that the teachers now want to be called by their first name, My wife and I don't like it, I feel some respect is lost.
When I drop off my Son I park the car and walk him to the door, all the other Parents use the drop off and they just sit in the cars, sometimes they let the kids out and still sit in the car while the kids walk the 20 feet near the door. There is also some kids that have hot looking nannies, thank you inventor of the Yoga pants
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 17, 2017 06:44 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: logprof at December 17, 2017 06:44 PM (GsAUU)
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 06:41 PM (IqV8l)
Again?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 17, 2017 06:44 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2017 06:44 PM (/tuJf)
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NO, use the USPS. Certified delivery, signature required, with insurance on the package.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 06:45 PM (FUu/Z)
Under another name, I'm sure we have them already.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 17, 2017 06:45 PM (l9m7l)
Unreal: Youtube is this close to banning Pat Condell, as this video (and probably all of his now) is marked "inappropriate content" and you have to do two extra clocks to view the video, and even then all traffic totals, comments, social media widgets and descriptions are disabled, making it much more difficult to share and go viral.
How do leftists win an argument? By turning off your microphone.
Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2017 06:45 PM (42M22)
Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2017 06:45 PM (42M22)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2017 06:46 PM (OYHV7)
"Smithsonian mineralogist George Switzer is credited with persuading jeweler Harry Winston to donate the Hope Diamond for a proposed national gem collection to be housed at the National Museum of Natural History. On November 10, 1958, Winston acquiesced, sending it through U.S. Mail in a box wrapped in brown paper as simple registered mail insured for $1 million at a cost of $145.29, of which $2.44 was for postage and the balance insurance."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 06:48 PM (CHe1r)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 06:49 PM (oPNmq)
The Pentagon shut down the UFO department, and somebody wants it started back up again.
States that make pot legal have noticed that they will have to stop mandatory drug testing of employees since pot is legal, except federal requirements for drug testing interstate truck drivers is a federal regulation which makes you wonder if the driver licenses in those states where pot is not legal and drug testing is prohibited will no longer be considered valid in other states.
Then there are those cities and states who want to ignore federal immigration law.
Let us not forget those local and state regulations that infringe on the 2nd amendment because the US Constitution does not apply to state law (as some have claimed on this very blog).
If the 2nd amendment doesn't apply to state law, what about the 1st or the 5th or the 14th?
Which is the real point about what is going on here. States want to ignore federal law. We did that once. It was the democrats back then too. It ended in fire.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 06:49 PM (KdDCu)
publication in 2020, will be "animated by the central question: what new
lines of inquiry, including research questions and social justice
engagements, are possible when we center our attention on menstrual
health and politics across the lifespan?" according to the book
proposal.
Here's a situation I doubt they'll be addressing: when, for five years straight, a woman gets to that time of month and becomes depressed because she still isn't pregnant. Yeah, I don't think the childless weirdos will admit to having such thoughts.
Posted by: pookysgirl at December 17, 2017 06:50 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 17, 2017 06:50 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 17, 2017 06:51 PM (Ckg4U)
How do leftists win an argument? By turning off your microphone.
Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2017 06:45 PM (42M22)
++++
Won't play for me. I had to go to the Live Leak link in the description to see it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 06:51 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Angela Merkel at December 17, 2017 06:51 PM (UwRDM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2017 06:51 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 06:38 PM (IqV8l)
Typically.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 06:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Fritz at December 17, 2017 06:53 PM (A1FgP)
-Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2017 06:45 PM (42M22)
I'm sorry, but that fucking exchange-rate has come-and-gone. We're gonna need another clock.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 17, 2017 06:53 PM (Ckg4U)
Glad the "sprinkling ashes" story wasn't on the food thread!
Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 17, 2017 06:53 PM (4DCSq)
I wanted to say thanks for last nights ONT. Excellent as usual. I hope you don't go CDR M's route. The efforts of you and CBD bring a certain je ne sais quoi to the blog.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2017 06:35 PM (hyuyC)
Thank you, you are very kind.
You're stuck with me for awhile, slaves can't be fired only sold.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 17, 2017 06:54 PM (3/sUh)
I gave up on D&D decades ago, but the culture remains in memory. We had a particularly imaginative and fun group. and then there was me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 17, 2017 06:36 PM (hyuyC)
It was a lot of fun. I used to play several tabletop RPGs, primarily AD&D, Shadowrun, and the White Wolf series.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 06:54 PM (NWiLs)
Oh, good. I was afraid we were going to run out of lines of inquiry, including research questions and social justice engagements any day now. Crisis averted.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2017 06:55 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 17, 2017 06:56 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Angela Merkel at December 17, 2017 06:56 PM (UwRDM)
There.
Posted by: goatexchange at December 17, 2017 06:56 PM (YFnq5)
O.M.G.
These people are elevating navel gazing to a whole new (lower) level.
I am so very tired of the Left's/feminists' obsession with menstruation.
Particularly since they are so averse to the very feminie, womanly thing to which this is related. How about take the pill in such a way that you only menstruate a few times a year and STFU?
And let's not kid ourselves that they won;t be including transgenders who can only "menstruate" in their imaginary life.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2017 06:56 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 17, 2017 06:57 PM (Ckg4U)
Just a random occurrence, like the loss of many hard drives. Could happen to anyone.
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 06:57 PM (rdU0H)
"Grieving Debra Parsons will have her mum Doreen for Christmas dinner this year - by scattering her ashes on the turkey then tucking in.
So ... Debra's idea of "letting go" is to release her mother ... in the morning, as her excrement.
There's something wrong with Debra ...
Posted by: Yeeeeeaaarrrrggghhhhh at December 17, 2017 06:58 PM (FlRtG)
Tamara Holder, a former Fox News contributor who reached a $2.5 million settlement with the network after alleging sexual assault on Sunday said she broke the terms of her confidentiality agreement in order to return fire on Fox mogul Rupert Murdoch.
Does that mean she has to give the money back?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 06:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2017 06:59 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 06:36 PM (OSB+F)
Dipshit used UPS to send a draft for $850 G's a whole 270 miles. That's a 5-hour road trip, FFS. Who here wouldn't make a 5-hour road trip to lay hands on that kind of loot?
Still, I don't see why all parties involved could not gather at the branch bank that issued the draft, and all agree to void the existing draft, wherever it might be, and issue a new one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 07:00 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 07:01 PM (rdU0H)
Debra, 41, has felt the urge to EAT Doreen's ashes since she died in May and has had a small spoonful most days to feel "as close as possible" to her.
"What's for dinner?"
"Mom, well done."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 07:01 PM (+s4Vq)
Things have certainly changed, and not always for the better.
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 07:02 PM (za7hD)
house say some Mormon or Muzzy guy marries a dozen sooner or later their
menstrual cycle all start at same time.
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2017 06:59 PM (aC6Sd)
==========================
*nods in assent*
Posted by: women dorm residents at every college anywhere at December 17, 2017 07:02 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 06:58 PM (IqV8l)
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According to her, no.
"I want to be very clear here. I would not have been able to be sitting here to say what I'm about to say if it wasn't for Mr. Murdoch and what he said, because my settlement in exchange for money, I had to agree to be quiet, except if I was disparaged or maligned. And because Mr. Murdoch said what he said, that 60 seconds has allowed me to speak out," former Fox News contributor Tamara Holder told CNN's Brian Stelter on "Reliable Sources."
http://thehill.com/media/365346-former-fox-news-contributor-
who-settled-sexual-harassment-lawsuit-breaks
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 07:02 PM (pvjTE)
********
Ragtime Joe - a limerick
Al Jolson, now there was a pro
But he needed time off, don't ya know
He suspended his plays
Every twenty eight days
Ah the travails of the old minstrel show!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2017 07:02 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Grieving Debra Parsons at December 17, 2017 07:03 PM (IqV8l)
Still, I don't see why all parties involved could not gather at the branch bank that issued the draft, and all agree to void the existing draft, wherever it might be, and issue a new one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 07:00 PM (oPNmq)
Exactly, why can't they just stop payment on the draft and issue a new one? It seems like they're over complicating things for no good reason.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:03 PM (NWiLs)
Trump-esque conservative billionaire voted president of Chile, defeating socialist rival:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-42388019
"A conservative billionaire and former president, Sebastián Piñera, has won Chile's presidential election run-off.
His left-wing opponent Alejandro Guillier has conceded victory and congratulated the former president on his win.
...
It is a marked move to the right for the country, which is currently lead by socialist President Michelle Bachelet. She had backed Mr Guillier."
Anti-immigrant party assumes co-leadership of Austria in coalition government with middle-of-the-road conservative party, crushing leftist dreams:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-12-16/ austrias-anti-immigrant-freedom-party-enters-government-wins-key-ministry-posts
Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2017 07:03 PM (42M22)
Does he own a helicopter by any chance?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 17, 2017 07:04 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 07:05 PM (za7hD)
Does he own a helicopter by any chance?
Posted by: Insomniac
He probably owns all the helicopters in Chile.
Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2017 07:05 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 07:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 07:00 PM (oPNmq)
++++
It was a bank draft, which means it's the bank's money at risk. They are worried that whoever ended up with the check will cash it later and the bank will be out the money. They want the woman to accept responsibility if that happens. The woman said ok, but the bank want her to use her house as collateral. She says no to that.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 07:06 PM (FUu/Z)
Do you want to stop the alt-left fascists from shutting you down?
Then you need to play their game and SHUT THEM down.
It's time to get Outraged & Offended at everything they do.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 17, 2017 07:06 PM (9qkgt)
Seems silly to think that humans once thought that way. Even sillier that, I suppose, some still do.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 17, 2017 07:06 PM (m9Yt9)
Posted by: ALH at December 17, 2017 07:05 PM (za7hD)
That was exactly my first thought.
(I denounce my deplorable self.)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at December 17, 2017 07:06 PM (DNH+H)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 07:06 PM (LwGHT)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 07:07 PM (KdDCu)
Does he own a helicopter by any chance?
Posted by: Insomniac
He probably owns all the helicopters in Chile.
Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2017 07:05 PM (42M22)
Great! Now all he needs to do is
Start up the rotors
Pack the leftist scum
Drop them in the ocean
Leave no one alive
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Steelers at December 17, 2017 07:07 PM (5NdOP)
Does he own a helicopter by any chance?
Posted by: Insomniac
He probably owns all the helicopters in Chile.
Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2017 07:05 PM (42M22)
He will make them pay for their Helicopter ride.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 17, 2017 07:08 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 17, 2017 07:08 PM (yhf6w)
You know who's a Fool?
The one who says I hate what the Left has to say but I'll defend their right to say it.
The Left doesn't give a shit about rights. Theirs or yours.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 17, 2017 07:08 PM (9qkgt)
Posted by: ALH
Must be a real bitch trying to be a legit Internet businessman in Nigeria.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:08 PM (NWiLs)
Heh. My dad decided to take us kids to Woody Allen's "Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex.." while my mom was out of town on business. Then was like, OK, any questions? Yeah, the sheep...and woolite...?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2017 07:08 PM (W+vEI)
draft and issue a new one? It seems like they're over complicating
things for no good reason.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:03 PM (NWiLs)
My understanding of bank drafts is that they are as good as cash, and the sender cannot unilaterally stop payment, as he can with a check. But in this particular instance, where all parties are family, and all agreed that the original was lost, I don't see why the bank couldn't make an exception.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 07:08 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2017 07:08 PM (aC6Sd)
********
Haven't Seen You In Years - a limerick
The fulfillment of Mom's final wishes
Put her ashes on holiday dishes
Her long lost friend Tom
Said "Deb, how's your mom?"
"Why thank you for asking. Delicious!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2017 07:09 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 17, 2017 07:09 PM (m9Yt9)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:03 PM (NWiLs)
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Can't do it. A bank draft is a form of guaranteed payment, drawn on the bank's own account. That's the advantage of accepting a bank draft instead of someone's personal check. You know the bank has guaranteed payment.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 07:10 PM (FUu/Z)
That is such a talented, well-crafted rant. 10 minutes, sweeping in from all angles, hitting every base. I could never come up with all that.
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 07:12 PM (QTZZW)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 07:12 PM (LwGHT)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
Seriously?
He the best monologuist in Europe. Totally on-point and devastating each time. He makes videos that are usually about 5- to 10-minutes long, each one like a stand-up comedy routine but intensely political, and generally eviscerating leftist philosophies and obliterating any and all progressive counter-arguments. A must-see.
Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2017 07:12 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 17, 2017 07:12 PM (5njrw)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2017 07:12 PM (wPiJc)
Now back to read the comments.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 17, 2017 07:12 PM (gEvQ8)
money at risk. They are worried that whoever ended up with the check
will cash it later and the bank will be out the money. They want the
woman to accept responsibility if that happens. The woman said ok, but
the bank want her to use her house as collateral. She says no to that.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 07:06 PM (FUu/Z)
All the bank has to do is to void the initial draft, and put a flag on the document's serial number as "stolen". (inasmuch as anyone who subsequently presents that draft for payment is either a thief or a con artist) And I think they expire after a year, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 07:13 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: wooga at December 17, 2017 07:13 PM (+jo58)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 07:06 PM (FUu/Z)
ups lost the check. why aren't they the guarantor?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 17, 2017 07:15 PM (hscyr)
Might have confused him with Pat Caddell the political pollster.
Those talking heads all look alike to me.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 07:15 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: wooga
"Oooohhh Tampax
How I love ya
How I love ya
My dear old Tampax!"
Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2017 07:15 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 07:12 PM (LwGHT)
They're good dogs, Northernlurker.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2017 07:15 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 07:15 PM (LwGHT)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 07:12 PM (LwGHT)
They're good dogs, Northernlurker.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2017 07:15 PM (y87Qq)
That can read and communicate the content of the sign to their owner too, apparently.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 07:12 PM (LwGHT)
They're good dogs, Northernlurker.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 201
But who reads the sign?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 07:16 PM (LwGHT)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 17, 2017 07:16 PM (m9Yt9)
Their biggest hit? "Let the Blood Flow."
Sirisly, really how much money is going to get sucked into this boondoogle. Isn't cowboy poetry with underwater basket weaving enough?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 07:17 PM (nZNJN)
He the best monologuist in Europe. Totally on-point and devastating each time. He makes videos that are usually about 5- to 10-minutes long, each one like a stand-up comedy routine but intensely political, and generally eviscerating leftist philosophies and obliterating any and all progressive counter-arguments. A must-see.
Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2017 07:12 PM (42M22)
This. Spot on accurate.
Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at December 17, 2017 07:17 PM (VJBq9)
Their biggest hit? "Let the Blood Flow."
Sirisly, really how much money is going to get sucked into this boondoogle. Isn't cowboy poetry with underwater basket weaving enough?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 07:17 PM (nZNJN)
No. We need tranny menstruating cowboys eating gluten-free organic pudding.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:16 PM (NWiLs)
Well, of course they can't. Dogs can't read. That's what their owners are for.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2017 07:18 PM (y87Qq)
First, why would they care? They're going to be out the money, anyways.
If they did care, do we think banks don't or can't talk to each other, or, at the very least, to the cops?
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 07:18 PM (TUE05)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 17, 2017 07:18 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Jethro Tull Bodine at December 17, 2017 07:18 PM (IqV8l)
That's a real headline and I have nothing to add.
Patton Oswalt will seethe about Trump for seven more years. He will make zero jokes at his expense. Myself, a Trump voter not a comedian, have three or four jokes at his expense that I am very proud of.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 17, 2017 07:18 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 17, 2017 07:18 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:16 PM (NWiLs)
Well, of course they can't. Dogs can't read. That's what their owners are for.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2017 07:18 PM (y87Qq)
*headdesk*
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 17, 2017 07:15 PM (hscyr)
Did UPS know they were being entrusted with a bank draft (i.e. money) to the tune of 850 grand? Will they even ship money? According to the woman, the bank advised them to use UPS. I'd say the bank is on the hook for the loss, having given bad advice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 07:18 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 07:13 PM (oPNmq)
++++
That is only guaranteed to work if the thief tries to cash the check at the same place. If they take it somewhere else, they can get the cash and fade away. By the time the banks figure it out, the money is gone and the issuing bank is on the hook for it.
Again, one of the features of a bank draft is guaranteed payment. That's the selling point of them.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 07:18 PM (FUu/Z)
Oh sure, they are allowed in now but after 2020 when the Real ID act of 2005 goes into effect, they won't be allowed into Federal Office buildings if their driver's license isn't compliant with the law.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 07:20 PM (KdDCu)
"Sleep induced erectile activity has long been associated with casual and involuntary sub conscious sexual agitation. Yet a social justice perspective will show how all me are fucking rapists even in their sleep, assholes."
Posted by: Keith at December 17, 2017 07:20 PM (USf3s)
Reeeeeeeee!
http://thehill.com/media/ 365346-former-fox-news-contributor-who- settled-sexual-harassment-lawsuit-breaks
Posted by: Tamera Holder at December 17, 2017 07:20 PM (UwRDM)
Remember, you're an anti-intellectual mouth breather if you think this is nuts.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
*****************************
No, no, it's true. My ex had a critical menstrual cycle.
She had it the whole time we were married.
Posted by: gNewt at December 17, 2017 07:20 PM (MVpMt)
Posted by: The Rolling Stones at December 17, 2017 07:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 07:22 PM (LwGHT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 17, 2017 07:15 PM (hscyr)
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I imagine they offer insurance on packages like the USPS does, but you have to buy that. You can't just pay them $32 to deliver a package and then come back later and say, oh by the way, that package was worth a million, you lost it, so give me the million.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 07:22 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: A. Cooper at December 17, 2017 07:22 PM (IqV8l)
A actual check for 850G? Not just a wire transfer like in a Bond film
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2017 07:22 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: DaveA at December 17, 2017 07:23 PM (FhXTo)
You know what makes me shake my head? A sign on the front door of a building saying seeing eye dogs are allowed in.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 07:12 PM (LwGHT)
That's for the benefit of non-blind people, who are thereby informed that the blind are privileged to bring their service animals into the establishment.
And, of course, not all legally-blind individuals who might have a seeing-eye dog are totally sightless. Might have extreme tunnel vision, making it unsafe for them to drive, or even walk in the streets unassisted. But coming up to a door, they could still read a sign thereon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 07:23 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: gNewt at December 17, 2017 07:23 PM (MVpMt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 07:24 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 07:24 PM (LwGHT)
You can find it on YouTube still, and without the warning, so far.
Posted by: Keith at December 17, 2017 07:24 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Red, Red
by The New Christy Menstruals
Red, Red, it's red they say
On the inside of the pad.
Red, red, I'm throwin' away
Hope the new one don't smell bad.
I told my mama on the day I was born
Don't you cry when I grow old.
I swear that I'll use Kotex ev-er-y month
And never use Kleenex rolled.
Posted by: zombie at December 17, 2017 07:24 PM (42M22)
First, why would they care? They're going to be out the money, anyways.
If they did care, do we think banks don't or can't talk to each other, or, at the very least, to the cops?
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 07:18 PM (TUE05)
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The bank was paid the $850K, so they wrote the check. Now, the family want them to give them a second check, but, if someone cashes the first check, the bank would have to pay twice for money it only collected once.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 07:25 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 07:24 PM (LwGHT)
Ok, there are a couple of really crass jokes here but I am far too classy for such things.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:25 PM (NWiLs)
Makes this place look like a monastery...
Posted by: navybrat at December 17, 2017 07:25 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Lester at December 17, 2017 07:26 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 17, 2017 07:26 PM (nZNJN)
Makes this place look like a monastery...
Posted by: navybrat at December 17, 2017 07:25 PM (w7KSn)
Maybe, but why should the OP be punished just because some commenters are assholes?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:27 PM (NWiLs)
And I've heard of the ashes being pressure treated to form gemstones.
But after reading about folks eating human placentas, including recipes, yeah there's not much that shocks me any more. It's little wonder many satire sites have given up.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 17, 2017 07:28 PM (0ogQG)
That has to be some BS grant program. No way its privately funded.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 17, 2017 07:28 PM (tnRJU)
What bloody c*nt thought this was a good idea?
Posted by: RudeBritPublisher at December 17, 2017 07:28 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: navybrat at December 17, 2017 07:28 PM (w7KSn)
to cash the check at the same place. If they take it somewhere else,
they can get the cash and fade away. By the time the banks figure it
out, the money is gone and the issuing bank is on the hook for it.
Again, one of the features of a bank draft is guaranteed payment. That's the selling point of them.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 07:18 PM (FUu/Z)
I doubt most branch banks have 850 grand in cash to pay out such a draft; usually one would be required to open an account, and credit the account. Drafts have serial numbers on them, so there's no reason at all why a "hot list" of stolen serial numbers could not be circulated.
I remember using a draft one time to pay for auto parts from a wrecker in Georgia State, and some podunk bank put a hold on the money until it was cleared in NYC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 07:29 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: gNewt at December 17, 2017 07:29 PM (MVpMt)
Posted by: Miklos the research funding proposal writer at December 17, 2017 07:30 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 17, 2017 07:31 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: The Wit and Wisdom of Gwyneth Paltrow, Vol. 2, Large Type Edition at December 17, 2017 07:32 PM (zmvwV)
We bleed out the vajayjay.
We get cramps.
We get bitchy and emotional for no reason.
Rinse and repeat.
There, I just saved you time and more than likely copious amounts of taxpayer dollars.
Posted by: Shashiga at December 17, 2017 07:33 PM (c89oE)
One suspects that none of the original members have "gotten a visit from Auntie" for lo these many years
Posted by: Miklos the Menses/Cooking thread guy! at December 17, 2017 07:33 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 07:33 PM (KdDCu)
I remember using a draft one time to pay for auto parts from a wrecker in Georgia State, and some podunk bank put a hold on the money until it was cleared in NYC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 07:29 PM (oPNmq)
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What if the check gets cashed in the Cayman Islands? The issuing bank is worried about getting conned. If a con is underway, the thief might be sophisticated enough not to just show up at his corner bank and think he is going to walk out with 850 large. He deposits it in the Caymans, then immediately wires the money out to some other bank. Poof.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 07:34 PM (pvjTE)
In pennies.
Let someone try to steal that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2017 07:35 PM (8gDQu)
Hillary Clinton, Andrea Mitchell and Yoko Ono
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2017 07:35 PM (zmvwV)
Posted by: gNewt at December 17, 2017 07:35 PM (MVpMt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: gNewt at December 17, 2017 07:37 PM (MVpMt)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 07:38 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 17, 2017 07:38 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: gNewt at December 17, 2017 07:37 PM (MVpMt)
Why are you looking at me like that?
Posted by: Gen. Tecumseh Sherman at December 17, 2017 07:39 PM (zmvwV)
Furthermore I promise to spend 1% of the check on alcohol for you before I go home.
The story and the comments in it nearly brought me to tears.
For that much money you both go to your bank in your respective towns and do a transfer with a bank manager. Trust me they will do the transfer (and try to hard sell you on investment packages)
Posted by: Big V at December 17, 2017 07:39 PM (MVE/7)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 07:39 PM (KdDCu)
Never trust anything that can bleed for seven days and still live.
Thus endeth the lesson.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 17, 2017 07:39 PM (gEvQ8)
That lab must be the worst place on Earth.
Yeah ... go ahead and try and critique a woman on her period. Good luck, there, pal ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2017 07:40 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: gNewt at December 17, 2017 07:37 PM (MVpMt)
workman cut a Cable
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 17, 2017 07:40 PM (y3aQB)
You forgot to eat an entire bag of salty snacks and a pint and a half of ice cream, first.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 07:40 PM (fXuuQ)
I like the smell of electricity in the morning. It smells like profit.
Posted by: Thomas A. Edison at December 17, 2017 07:41 PM (IqV8l)
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy.
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 17, 2017 07:38 PM (Ckg4U)
Feel better, brother.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:41 PM (NWiLs)
I like the smell of electricity in the morning. It smells like profit.
Posted by: Thomas A. Edison at December 17, 2017 07:41 PM (IqV8l)
Fuck you.
Posted by: An elephant at December 17, 2017 07:41 PM (NWiLs)
A bunch of transvestite guys, splashing themselves with ketchup trying to pretend they're having periods.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2017 07:42 PM (8gDQu)
Sold a house once for cash.
The closing was a pretty funny scene.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 07:43 PM (fXuuQ)
A couple years ago Verizon started sending me bills in braille. Called customer service and they ask for the account number. I don't know, it's in *braille*. Had to call 3x/3 mths in a row to finally speak to someone who could get past that conundrum (the 1st and 2nd reps just said your account is not flagged for braille, so maybe the bills will just stop coming).
Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2017 07:44 PM (W+vEI)
"Why?" I stupidly asked.
"Because I'm bleeding out of my vagina!! replies 18 y/o.
I stopped.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 17, 2017 07:44 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2017 07:44 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Bruce at December 17, 2017 07:45 PM (8ikIW)
Sold a house once for cash.
The closing was a pretty funny scene.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 07:43 PM (fXuuQ)
Admit it, you spread all that cash out and rolled around naked in it before taking it to the bank.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:45 PM (NWiLs)
The AFC representative in the super bowl likely determined by a namby-pamby, high tech type reversal on a obvious touchdown catch.
Posted by: Cooldawg at December 17, 2017 07:46 PM (o784c)
You forgot to eat an entire bag of salty snacks and a pint and a half of ice cream, first.
Posted by: garrett
Why eat ice cream when I have good bourbon and a glock?
Posted by: Shashiga at December 17, 2017 07:46 PM (c89oE)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 17, 2017 07:46 PM (mB3U4)
We bleed out the vajayjay.
We get cramps.
We get bitchy and emotional for no reason.
Rinse and repeat.
There, I just saved you time and more than likely copious amounts of taxpayer dollars.
---
That's the way it used to be. If I'm going to get millions of those sweet sweet federal grant dollars then we need to redefine menstrating so that everyone can participate. And there has to be victims. And Republicans need to be blamed. And global warming has to be involved.
Posted by: Federal Bureau of Intermenstration at December 17, 2017 07:46 PM (qou6+)
Posted by: Insomniac
Explains that 20 I got the other day
Posted by: Bruce at December 17, 2017 07:46 PM (8ikIW)
El Chapo shopped at Bloomie's?
Learn something every day.
Posted by: Miklos uses only silver dimes at December 17, 2017 07:47 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at December 17, 2017 07:47 PM (mB3U4)
I had to count it.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 07:47 PM (fXuuQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 07:47 PM (IqV8l)
I deserve an honorary degree in menstrual studies.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 17, 2017 07:47 PM (ty7RM)
This is a sign of the end of days.
The story also mentions people who had to leave darkened terminals and stand outside in the rain.
(Why did they have to leave the terminals? Can't they just sit there in the dark and wait for the power to come back on? Smoke, maybe. Emergency, Emergency everyone to get from building. Smoke is being smelled, everyone to evacuate, evacuate building smoke in building Emergency Emergency.)
Sorry, but Atlanta is more than ten miles away. They are on their own.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 07:48 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 07:47 PM (fXuuQ)
Heh. It took all three arms, no doubt.
Posted by: Miklos uses only authentic silver dimes at December 17, 2017 07:48 PM (zCyNd)
A defendant I prosecuted charges against several tumes was not really a bad guy. When he was a kid, he and his father were victims of an armed robbery in his father's store. Father was killed and he took two bullets to the head which interfere with his thinking. Even though I was the DDA prosecuting charges against him, he liked me. One day I was waiting in court for my case to be called when he walked up to me and asked if I would like to meet his mother so I said sure. He opened a box and should me an angel statuette made from his mother's ashes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 17, 2017 07:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 07:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 17, 2017 07:44 PM
a box of tampons & some Marlboro Lights
a can of bean dip & some Diet Sprite
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 17, 2017 07:50 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:50 PM (NWiLs)
The reference is probably lost on me. But that made smile.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 17, 2017 07:51 PM (ty7RM)
Was this house sold to Arabs they needed to pay in cash?
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2017 07:51 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 07:51 PM (fXuuQ)
No the cash was not mine.
No I had no idea who or what the money was for and no I did not ask the Air Force guys a thing about why the shrink wrapped duffel bags where labeled and counted so any one on the plane could read them.
I kept my mouth shut and took my free flight.
I have wondered if it was a test or practical joke from time to time. But if it was that was a lot of effort for a joke that fell flat.
Posted by: Big V at December 17, 2017 07:52 PM (MVE/7)
...social justice engagements... center our attention on menstrual health and politics across the lifespan...
Those random-word article generator apps are hilarious.
Next, those apps will be searching media and adding things like "Donald Trump, bleeding from her whatever" to their output.
A.I.
Artificial Ignorance.
Posted by: mindful webworker on the bleeding edge at December 17, 2017 07:52 PM (NU2/k)
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2017 07:52 PM (aC6Sd)
-
Maybe Ting!es Matthews or Harv Weinstein were on the loose inside.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 17, 2017 07:52 PM (+y/Ru)
i sell now back house on big discount.
Ignore computer equipment in garage.
Cash like before, OK?
Posted by: Imran Awan at December 17, 2017 07:53 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 07:53 PM (fXuuQ)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 17, 2017 07:51 PM
one of the only Christmas song worth listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 17, 2017 07:53 PM (KCxzN)
I kept my mouth shut and took my free flight.
I have wondered if it was a test or practical joke from time to time. But if it was that was a lot of effort for a joke that fell flat.
Posted by: Big V at December 17, 2017 07:52 PM (MVE/7)
Bribing the locals, I suspect.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 07:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewish grandmother in ATL airport at December 17, 2017 07:55 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at December 17, 2017 07:47 PM (mB3U4)
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Menses built the Red Pyramid at Giza. This is recorded in the account of the Greek historian Testicles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 17, 2017 07:55 PM (zmvwV)
Saw the end of the Packers game. The announcers were trying so hard to convince themselves and the refs that Rodgers (not Aaron, his little brother) didn't fumble.
Yeah, right. The ref's seeing-eye dog might buy it, but nobody else did.
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 07:55 PM (0vwPO)
I once got a tour of the Vault at Chase world HQ in NYC.
They move money with forklifts in that place.
Literal pallets of Millions and Millions and Millions of dollars...
not to mention the gold.
Crazy to see all of that wealth in one place.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 07:56 PM (fXuuQ)
My favorite Christmas song of all.
Posted by: stace at December 17, 2017 07:56 PM (6HFDU)
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2017 07:57 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 07:58 PM (fXuuQ)
not to mention the gold.
Crazy to see all of that wealth in one place.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 07:56 PM (fXuuQ)
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Trust me. A pallet of cash isn't worth what it use to be.
Posted by: An Iranian Mullah at December 17, 2017 07:58 PM (zmvwV)
Posted by: Big V at December 17, 2017 07:58 PM (MVE/7)
They move money with forklifts in that place.
Literal pallets of Millions and Millions and Millions of dollars...
not to mention the gold.
Crazy to see all of that wealth in one place.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 07:56 PM (fXuuQ)
So, tell us about your fellow Bilderbergers....
Posted by: Mikos, not flying today at December 17, 2017 07:58 PM (zCyNd)
My God man, that was BRILLIANT.
Ty.
Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 17, 2017 07:59 PM (ty7RM)
This is a sign of the end of days.
The story also mentions people who had to leave darkened terminals and stand outside in the rain.
(Why did they have to leave the terminals? Can't they just sit there
in the dark and wait for the power to come back on? Smoke, maybe.
Emergency, Emergency everyone to get from building. Smoke is being
smelled, everyone to evacuate, evacuate building smoke in building
Emergency Emergency.)
Sorry, but Atlanta is more than ten miles away. They are on their own.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 07:48 PM (KdDCu)
That presents a bit of a conundrum. What do you do, or what do I do, if power goes out, leaving us stranded in a tram? Do we break out, and start walking down the tunnel in the dark? What happens if the power is restored, and tram starts running again? Do we get run down, or electrocuted by the third rail?
I think it would wind up being situational. If I could see daylight, or even a lighted interior space ahead, or very, very close behind, or an exit door nearby, I'd try to bail. If not, one might be safer to stay in the tram. If whatever event caused the power outage didn't destroy the tunnels, chances are they will remain safe for a long time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 07:59 PM (oPNmq)
Could have used the PA system. One of those two things would have changed real quick.
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 07:59 PM (0vwPO)
The little one.
I shake my big one every time I think of all the suckers who voted for Barack Mugabe......twice.
Stump dumb.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 17, 2017 08:00 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Federal Bureau of Intermenstration
That's a great idea. Let's take a group of xhe's, whack them in the legs and stomach with bat for 2 days and see if they still feeeelz like a woman. I'm all for gender equality.
Posted by: Shashiga at December 17, 2017 08:00 PM (c89oE)
Posted by: Skip at December 17, 2017 08:01 PM (aC6Sd)
With all the sloughing and uteran lining talk.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 08:02 PM (fXuuQ)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at December 17, 2017 08:03 PM (Zd2ZF)
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I once had a brief conversation with a Schneider driver who had a truck load of old cash that was going to the incinerator to be destroyed. He said the workers there worked in their underwear so they couldn't smuggle anything out of the building.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 08:04 PM (KdDCu)
"Some will go to Heaven, some will go to Hell. Either way, you gotta change in Atlanta"
Posted by: Mikos, not flying today at December 17, 2017 08:04 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 08:04 PM (KdDCu)
Luxury!
Posted by: Diamond miner form Sierra Leone at December 17, 2017 08:05 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: DaveA at December 17, 2017 08:05 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 08:04 PM (KdDCu)
Sandy Burger's smuggling outfit IS underwear!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2017 08:06 PM (8gDQu)
I thought there was a real Country&Western song that said: "To get to heaven, you have to go through DFW"
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 17, 2017 08:07 PM (ty7RM)
I just assumed the electric trams were above ground.
I was wrong to assume so.
My bad.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 08:07 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2017 08:06 PM (8gDQu)
Hey Sandy-is that a bulge in your socks, or are you REALLY glad to see me?
Posted by: cute chick from the National Archives at December 17, 2017 08:08 PM (zCyNd)
Each section is expected to have six to eight chapters, with topics including "queering menstruation," "menstrual suppression," "menstrual art," "FemCare advertising," and "menstrual leave."
"There will be other pieces-some creative writing and images and what we are calling transnational dialogues on key topics," said Bobel, adding that the book is still very much in progress.
Nothing about the challenges that trannies have to deal with regarding menstruation, at least not yet. Maybe that can be the first debate: Should he tranny experience be part of the project?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 06:37 PM (FUu/Z)
It makes more sense if you replace "menstruation" with "two girls one cup.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2017 08:08 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 08:04 PM (KdDCu)
++++
I know drug dealers do that with their employees, but I never heard of the US government (or its contractors) doing something like that.
Call me skeptical.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 08:09 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2017 08:09 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 08:04 PM (KdDCu)
Sandy Burger's smuggling outfit IS underwear!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2017 08:06 PM (8gDQu)
That's when you gotta know how to your prison suitcase.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 17, 2017 08:10 PM (EoRCO)
If you kick me hard enough in the balls, do I not bleed?
Posted by: Critical Tranny Studies at December 17, 2017 08:10 PM (8cvCt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 17, 2017 08:10 PM (eMKNe)
Got on a Metro at Dupont Circle (deepest station) one time, smelled smoke (stuck brake), looked around at 3 other riders, we bailed.
Posted by: DaveA at December 17, 2017 08:11 PM (FhXTo)
I was wrong to assume so.
My bad.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 08:07 PM (KdDCu)
I am pleased to inform you that the trams (trains) are underground. However, from the time of the Atlanta Olympics, and since then in a great show of globalist multicultural diversity, the signs in the underground trains are currently nonfunctional in 9 languages.
Posted by: Miklos knows the only smoking lounge left at ATL at December 17, 2017 08:12 PM (zCyNd)
Or gold miners swallowing a gold nugget.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 08:12 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: Guy Stranded On ATL's Electric Walkway at December 17, 2017 08:12 PM (rg3uB)
I was wrong to assume so.
My bad.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 08:07 PM (KdDCu)
My bad for assuming they are. What they probably are not, is out in the concourse with the foot traffic, because you know that would not end well. What I was getting at, is that finding oneself trapped in a tram, or in an elevator, is that when and how you make the decision to try to escape on foot has to be informed by where you are in the system, and how quickly you can reach safety once out of the conveyance.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 08:13 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Eromero at December 17, 2017 08:14 PM (zLDYs)
https://www.nytimes.com
/2017/12/16/opinion/sunday/
war-trump-islamic-state.html?
ref=todayspaper
Posted by: gNewt at December 17, 2017 08:14 PM (MVpMt)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Damn You Burnt Toast!! It took me 6 months to get that video out of my head. Now it's back. Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it.
Posted by: Shashiga at December 17, 2017 08:14 PM (c89oE)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Damn You Burnt Toast!! It took me 6 months to get that video out of my head. Now it's back. Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it.
Posted by: Shashiga at December 17, 2017 08:14 PM (c89oE)
Two Girls, One Diva Cup
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 08:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 08:13 PM (oPNmq)
This should be posted inside all Uber cars.
Posted by: Miklos knows at December 17, 2017 08:15 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Knaws at December 17, 2017 08:15 PM (qou6+)
Posted by: almost ex-Sen. Al Franken at December 17, 2017 08:15 PM (8MK3R)
Posted by: Guy Stranded On ATL's Electric Walkway at December 17, 2017 08:12 PM
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq65aAYCHOw
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 17, 2017 08:16 PM (KCxzN)
Or gold miners swallowing a gold nugget.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 08:12 PM (KdDCu)
I think the diamond mining companies used to X-ray workers going off-site on leave.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 08:16 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 17, 2017 08:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: almost ex-Sen. Al Franken at December 17, 2017 08:18 PM (8MK3R)
Posted by: They'll burn it just like Sherman at December 17, 2017 08:18 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Paul Simon at December 17, 2017 08:18 PM (fXuuQ)
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 17, 2017 08:19 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Shashiga at December 17, 2017 08:20 PM (c89oE)
Posted by: The Night Tripper at December 17, 2017 08:20 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 08:12 PM (KdDCu)
So what do gold diggers swallow?
Posted by: Asking for a wealthy friend at December 17, 2017 08:21 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 17, 2017 08:12 PM (KdDCu)
So what do gold diggers swallow?
Posted by: Asking for a wealthy friend at December 17, 2017 08:21 PM (zCyNd)
Your soul.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 08:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 17, 2017 08:22 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Shashiga at December 17, 2017 08:20 PM (c89oE)
Mission accomplished!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 08:22 PM (NWiLs)
Keith Richards famously mixed some of his father's ashes in a line of cocaine he snorted.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2017 08:23 PM (pV/54)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq65aAYCHOw
Nice. I liked the next one, "Balls On An Escalator", too.
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 08:23 PM (5AW5H)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 17, 2017 08:22 PM (2DOZq)
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 08:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: KWDreaming at December 17, 2017 08:23 PM (PafTy)
Posted by: Knaws at December 17, 2017 08:15 PM (qou6+)
Ha! My GF had me run to Meijer once for her since she was In No Mood to drive, and I had to ask the lady stocking the shelves where to find them since... I don't know, I kind of guessed they'd be in toiletries but they weren't. She and some other employees looked at me like I was f'n Orpheus braving Hades or something. I half expected them to start a slow clap. It was kind of bizarre.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2017 08:24 PM (y87Qq)
Keith Richards famously mixed some of his father's ashes in a line of cocaine he snorted.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2017 08:23 PM (pV/54)
They're both wackos.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 08:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Knaws
No, you should definitely keep going to self checkout. Buy the extra large magnums at the full service checkout. For no other reason than to be able to puff up your chest and say "That's right. Magnums. XL baby, all the way "
Posted by: Shashiga at December 17, 2017 08:24 PM (c89oE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 17, 2017 08:25 PM (KP5rU)
International flight from southern Africa (KLM or Sabena, forget). Stopover in Kinshasa (I think). Anyway, we stay on the plane.
First some guys come on, spraying what I assume were insecticides. Pleasant!
Then, an average to mousey looking guy comes on, accompanied by two Dolph Lundgren-lookalike huge worked out blonde high-and-tight SS Aryan muthascratchas, with sub-maching guns slung over their shoulders. Interesting!
The guy talks/haggles with the chief purser/stewardess. It ends, the guy and his muscle leave the plane. She brings back a couple of brown paper bags, like the kind you took you lunch to elementary school in, with stapled on notes containing lots of scribbling. She locks them in the duty-free cart, right in front of me.
So I ask, WTF? She says something like - "oh, a couple million dollars worth of diamonds, an agent will meet the plane in Amsterdam". So there you go.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2017 08:25 PM (uyrlv)
Zerohedge, same thing.
Toxic sludge.
Posted by: navybrat at December 17, 2017 08:26 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: gNewt at December 17, 2017 08:26 PM (MVpMt)
Posted by: Knaws
No, you should definitely keep going to self checkout. Buy the extra large magnums at the full service checkout. For no other reason than to be able to puff up your chest and say "That's right. Magnums. XL baby, all the way "
Posted by: Shashiga at December 17, 2017 08:24 PM (c89oE)
Not sure why your gal having a cavernous vagina would be a point of pride, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 08:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 17, 2017 08:26 PM (2DOZq)
No. Dr John-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWvdO3l4_P8
Posted by: The Night Tripper at December 17, 2017 08:20 PM (zCyNd)
++++
I first heard that song while watching The Wire, so I'm more partial to that version.
https://youtu.be/OguiVATeVEk
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 17, 2017 08:27 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2017 08:27 PM (jHrzU)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 17, 2017 08:26 PM (2DOZq)
Hand her a jumbo pack of paper towels.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 08:27 PM (NWiLs)
Burning it is just stupid.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2017 08:28 PM (zkGZ8)
You are sixteen going on seventeen
Baby, it's time to think
Better beware be canny and careful
Baby, you're on the brink
You need someone older and wiser
Telling you what to do
I am thirty two going on thirty three
I'll, take care, of you
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2017 08:28 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2017 08:27 PM (jHrzU)
Talk about a boondoggle. That's a problem without a solution.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 08:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 08:27 PM (NWiLs)
With the nice flowery designs on them.
Posted by: Georgia-Pacific at December 17, 2017 08:28 PM (zCyNd)
He's stupid, and psycho, as I've said for years. But his selfishness and lack of judgment are now on display. What a vile creature.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2017 08:30 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 17, 2017 07:09 PM (m9Yt9)
He'll be a pain in our ass until his dying breath
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2017 08:31 PM (SiINZ)
And a plunger.
Just remember to mark the handle 'In' and the Plunger 'Out'.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 08:31 PM (fXuuQ)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 17, 2017 08:32 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2017 08:32 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: rhomboid
*******************
Him and Elmo Conyers. He does a positive say on the vote then goes to the hospital. Oops, can't vote. POS.
Posted by: gNewt at December 17, 2017 08:33 PM (MVpMt)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2017 08:33 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2017 08:32 PM (uyrlv)
Probably Malinois.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 17, 2017 08:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 17, 2017 08:34 PM (T4n7S)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 17, 2017 08:34 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones
________
Next time, get her some chocolate or fudge. And don't tell her that you're trying to help. Just let her have all she wants.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2017 08:34 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 08:34 PM (fXuuQ)
https://youtu.be/UkPzjV-ZaTU
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2017 08:35 PM (BoMuO)
This is about me, right?
Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 17, 2017 08:35 PM (tnRJU)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 17, 2017 08:35 PM (2DOZq)
He's stupid, and psycho, as I've said for years. But his selfishness and lack of judgment are now on display. What a vile creature.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2017 08:30 PM (uyrlv)
He'll get better.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2017 08:36 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 17, 2017 08:26 PM (2DOZq)
Unless she asks if you need the extra small condoms first.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2017 08:37 PM (BoMuO)
UN Security Council considers resolution nullifying Trump's recognition of Jerusalem as Israel's capital http://hill.cm/DbZ375P
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 08:38 PM (5AW5H)
We can only hope it is a big list, and includes many useless/worse GOP types from safe seats. This coupled with a miracle of Tea Party-style revolt and defenestration of the worst GOP people (a dozen Dave Brat upsets) might actually make the House useful. Senate depends on both knocking off most of the Dems up this time, and ridding itself of the likes of McCain, and Cochran (by natural causes) and a few others by electoral causes. Amazing to consider what Trump could do if he had a legislature to work with.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2017 08:38 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: PabloD at December 17, 2017 08:38 PM (O+5ZY)
Been watching old movies while playing Warframe today and making phone calls (Have I mentioned how much fun it is to have to make work phone calls on Sunday.) Watched Holiday Inn first, then Road to Bali and just started His Girl Friday.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 17, 2017 08:38 PM (ycWCI)
Someone might want to explain words and their respective definitions to them.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 08:39 PM (fXuuQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 08:39 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2017 08:39 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 08:38 PM (5AW5H
---
Wait, how does that possibly work?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 17, 2017 08:40 PM (T4n7S)
Posted by: PabloD at December 17, 2017 08:38 PM (O+5ZY)
Hey, I'm sorry I groped those women's asses. Totally inappropriate. And, while we are on the subject, here is a recipe for hot sticky buns.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2017 08:40 PM (BoMuO)
UN Security Council considers resolution nullifying Trump's recognition of Jerusalem as Israel's capital
Waste of time. We'll veto it, as well we should.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 08:40 PM (eKpaz)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 17, 2017 08:41 PM (2DOZq)
Feel lucky, punks?
Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 17, 2017 08:41 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2017 08:42 PM (uyrlv)
Veto what?
Why?
They can't nullify anything. They are the UN.
That's like me announcing that I am revoking Diplomatic Immunity in Laos.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 08:42 PM (fXuuQ)
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 08:38 PM (5AW5H)
Jerusalem has been the capitol of Israel since, what 1,000 BC? The US Congress recognized it in 1995 (I think) and has just been putting it off for over twenty years. It's way past time for somebody with some balls called it like it is.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 17, 2017 08:42 PM (gEvQ8)
Enlightened UN types - "He's a woman!"
Sovereign nation - "This is our capital."
Enlightened UN types - "That's not how things work."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 17, 2017 08:42 PM (T4n7S)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 17, 2017 08:40 PM (T4n7S)
The resolution states "Nuh uh!" as in...
Trump: Jerusalem is the capital of Israel
UN: Nuh uh!
Now Trump has to say "Uh, huuuuh!" in response.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2017 08:42 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 08:43 PM (TisfY)
You hear that England?
Get over here on the right with the rest of us!
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 08:43 PM (fXuuQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 08:43 PM (fA1SL)
Once helped some Customs guys with beautiful big scary Malois (sp?) dogs, trained for money and guns, do some practice with them at a place that was fenced in and otherwise suitable.
Could they find lawyers?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 08:44 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 08:42 PM (fXuuQ)
Still stings, eh, former-His-Excellency?
Posted by: Laotian Foreign Ministry at December 17, 2017 08:44 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 08:43 PM (TisfY)
---
I like the idea of them, but if you're in the US, ordering in English, and paying with US dollars, I don't think a fork is out of the question.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 17, 2017 08:44 PM (T4n7S)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2017 08:45 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2017 08:45 PM (uyrlv)
* Folds up wrapper*
*Inserts between sticks*
*Wraps with rubber band*
Here.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 08:45 PM (fXuuQ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 17, 2017 08:45 PM (T4n7S)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 08:43 PM (fA1SL)
Enough for my extended family, for sure.
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at December 17, 2017 08:46 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 08:43 PM (TisfY)
One of Seinfeld's better bits.
The Chinese have seen a fork right?
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 17, 2017 08:46 PM (2DOZq)
* Folds up wrapper*
*Inserts between sticks*
*Wraps with rubber band*
Here.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 08:45 PM (fXuuQ)
Chop stick 'training wheels'
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2017 08:47 PM (Eu5eZ)
Yeah yeah that makes perfect sense, right? But how many times have you seen breeds of dog doing their thing like that?
Big doggies. Never "met" one, just saw them.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2017 08:47 PM (uyrlv)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 17, 2017 08:46 PM (2DOZq)
---
I say this only half jokingly:
Probably invented them 2300 years ago and never did anything with the idea.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 17, 2017 08:47 PM (T4n7S)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 17, 2017 08:48 PM (T4n7S)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 08:48 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 17, 2017 08:49 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 17, 2017 08:49 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ruth B. Ginsburg at December 17, 2017 08:49 PM (o784c)
Posted by: Knaws at December 17, 2017 08:50 PM (qou6+)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 17, 2017 08:51 PM (gEvQ8)
Yeah yeah that makes perfect sense, right? But how many times have you seen breeds of dog doing their thing like that?
A pasture down the road with sheep once had a Great Pyrenees in it guarding the flock. Took a walk one day passing by. The Pyr told me in no uncertain terms to keep moving.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 08:52 PM (Y5xGa)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2017 08:52 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 08:53 PM (fXuuQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 08:53 PM (5rNdZ)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 17, 2017 08:51 PM (gEvQ
Mexicans didn't have gerbils.
- Richard Gere
Maybe alarm dogs. To wake the big dogs?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2017 08:53 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2017 08:52 PM (zkGZ
You might be thinking about the toilet.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 08:53 PM (TisfY)
Posted by: bluebell ~ now we're cookin'! at December 17, 2017 08:54 PM (kNasr)
Bird Hunting is ALL about the dogs.
Herding cattle.
and
At the Dog Track!
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 08:54 PM (fXuuQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 08:52 PM (Y5xGa)
You watch your ass, buddy.
*makes paw to eyes, paw to you motion*
Posted by: The Great Pyrenees at December 17, 2017 08:54 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at December 17, 2017 08:55 PM (zCyNd)
That's like me announcing that I am revoking Diplomatic Immunity in Laos.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 08:42 PM (fXuuQ)
From Insty: The UN High Commissioner for Human Rights (congrats on her promotion from the Low Commissioner) was bitching about Iraq stringing up 38 ISIS a-holes (i.e., a good start), squawking that she hadn't even been informed beforehand.
She apparently learned the Arabic phrase for "WTF is you? from the Iraqis.
She went on to talk about distrust that Iraq’s judicial system is capable of handing down fair verdicts. Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International have also accused Iraq of failing to dispense proper justice.
Do you suppose she's ever heard of Kate Steinle?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2017 08:55 PM (osAjc)
Thermostats. They start shivering when the temperature hits 50
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 08:55 PM (TisfY)
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 08:55 PM (fXuuQ)
Posted by: Old Blue
________
They were bred to be platoon sergeants for mice. The Chihuahua is bigger than a mouse and growls a lot but otherwise looks similar, so the mice get up their nerve and fight.
That's how Mexico beat the French on Cinco de Mayo.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2017 08:56 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 17, 2017 08:53 PM (Eu5eZ)
To go undercover as rats.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2017 08:57 PM (osAjc)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2017 08:56 PM (zkGZ
They showed up?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2017 08:58 PM (osAjc)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 08:58 PM (TisfY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 08:58 PM (xAvLL)
Chihuahua is bigger than a mouse and growls a lot but otherwise looks
similar, so the mice get up their nerve and fight.
That's how Mexico beat the French on Cinco de Mayo.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2017 08:56 PM (zkGZ
Best answer I've heard so far. It was, after all, the French.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 17, 2017 08:58 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 17, 2017 08:51 PM (gEvQ
From the name, presumably something to do with roofs, e.g., chasing down rats.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2017 08:59 PM (osAjc)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 17, 2017 08:35 PM (tnRJU)
You're a big fan of the Bernese Mountin' Dogs, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 17, 2017 08:59 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 09:00 PM (fA1SL)
That one closest to the trainer is gonna be a heck of a dog. Only one that didn't flinch or break.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 09:00 PM (fXuuQ)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2017 08:56 PM (zkGZ
What a pathetic battle that must have been. Kinda like watching the
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2017 09:01 PM (osAjc)
Posted by: John McCain at December 17, 2017 09:02 PM (A1FgP)
While the French were forming up their ranks for their hourly baguettes & Gitanes, the Mexicans stole their Peugeots, thereby depriving them of the heart of their mech infantry.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 09:00 PM (fA1SL)
Her Majesty's ex bought a Peugeot diesel. In northern Michigan.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 09:03 PM (uvStL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 09:00 PM (fA1SL)
They tugged the Frogs' berets down over their eyes, then told them Maurice Chevalier was a fag, and that Jerry Lewis sucked as a comedian.
They were so disconsolate they surrendered immediately.
First time for everything, I guess.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2017 09:03 PM (osAjc)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2017 08:52 PM (zkGZ
That sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 17, 2017 09:04 PM (8gDQu)
https://youtu.be/UkPzjV-ZaTU
Big fan of Arduino vs. Evil, but I had no idea that a half-hour teardown could be so enthralling.
What is this "wha!" he seems to say every so often? A regionalism? Never noticed it before.
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 09:04 PM (+61qU)
Comey & Mueller Ignored McCabes Ties to Russian Crime Figures & His Reported Tampering in Russian FBI Cases, Files
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 17, 2017 09:04 PM (y3aQB)
Farts: Construct or Convention?
Transgressive Drooling
The Postmodern Critique of Underwear
Pit Stain Fetishism and The Third Reich
???
Posted by: Everyloon University of Truth and Justice Syllabus at December 17, 2017 09:05 PM (BsGS1)
Posted by: The Bishop of Bath at December 17, 2017 09:07 PM (D8cDA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 06:36 PM (OSB+F)
This x 1000. For 850K (canuk) dollars, I would have driven that few hundred miles to the bank.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 17, 2017 09:08 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 17, 2017 09:10 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 06:36 PM (OSB+F)
It was a bank issued check. Hey, assholes, it didn't get here. Send me a nutter. If it were a bar of gold on the other hand, or a brick of cash....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2017 09:10 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 17, 2017 09:08 PM (5Yee7)
For that kind of money, I would drive to Canada.
Medicine Hat even
From Budapest.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 17, 2017 09:10 PM (zCyNd)
Mimes trying to block the Muslim Invasion of Europe with an invisible wall...
that would make a great Political Cartoon.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 09:11 PM (fXuuQ)
Comey & Mueller Ignored McCabes Ties to Russian Crime Figures & His Reported Tampering in Russian FBI Cases, Files
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 17, 2017 09:04 PM (y3aQB)
I had an epiphany about the whole Mueller investigation.
They did not assign active DOJ attorneys to the investigation... he 'created' a team of FBI and outside Lawyers....
Now, to get on said team, you had to ASK to be on it... as it was a 'special assignment' or NEW Job...
And it was KNOWN that they were going after the President...
So of course, only people who thought they COULD get the President, or WANTED to get the President, are on that team...
Even Mueller... if he thought there was no 'there there'.... he would have turned down the assignment......
ergo... its a self selected Witch Hunt...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 17, 2017 09:11 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2017 09:04 PM (+61qU)
He is a Canuk. He has all kinds of neologisms. I watched one, now I am addicted.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2017 09:12 PM (BoMuO)
https://youtu.be/_zcTTDVsgxg
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2017 09:13 PM (39g3+)
https://youtu.be/_zcTTDVsgxg
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2017 09:13 PM (39g3+)
Uh uh.. You just know there's malware with a tag like that.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 17, 2017 09:14 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 09:15 PM (fA1SL)
Seriously, its wonderful, it will make your evening brighter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2017 09:15 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, trying to get my Pointer steadied up. Not the easiest thing.
Posted by: F.N.G. at December 17, 2017 09:15 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Monk at December 17, 2017 09:16 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 09:15 PM (fA1SL)
As if the paprika on Rice Krispies wasn't a giveaway?
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 17, 2017 09:16 PM (zCyNd)
The internet will figure out the name of that employee, start a Go Fund Me to do whatever, reunite him with the girls to dance on Ellen, then out him as a prior convicted pedophile and cause him to lose his job. Why? Because it is 2017.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2017 09:16 PM (BoMuO)
Dude, its youtube. Its a video of little girls who get into a dance contest while waiting on a plane with an employee on the tarmac below.
It emptied my bank account of $850,000!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2017 09:17 PM (IqV8l)
You've seen Guardians of the Galaxy, those trash pandas have a mouth on em.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2017 09:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 09:17 PM (fA1SL)
But you know I'm not even wearing pants so ...
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 17, 2017 09:17 PM (rnAwa)
Only thing that ever worked for me was training w/live birds in throwers.
Break - No Bird. We go for a long 'hunt' in a section of field with no planted birds. 20 minutes or so...then, back to a planted bird.
Break - repeat.
No break - Bird Thrown and All the Love.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 09:18 PM (fXuuQ)
Probably was fired already for dancing with little girls. Even Santa has to have a lawyer around now. Old man holding little kids on his lap, whispering to them? Clearly up to no good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2017 09:18 PM (39g3+)
He left the tumor behind in DC to vote for him. It was just his body that went to AZ.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 17, 2017 09:19 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 09:20 PM (fXuuQ)
Their job is to persuade the paperboy he doesn't need a Christmas tip.
Posted by: DaveA at December 17, 2017 09:20 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 09:17 PM (fA1SL)
Utter insanity is reserved for the ONT (AM in Central Europe).
Kulak out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 17, 2017 09:21 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 09:22 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: jmel at December 17, 2017 09:23 PM (OeWgo)
Throwers = launchers? I mostly hunt The King, which take 0 pressure. I probably need to enlist some help, as I have big dreams of an Out West trip in 2018.
Posted by: F.N.G. at December 17, 2017 09:23 PM (kiSdp)
Stop everything and watch this adorable video of little girls dancing with an airport employee
In 2067 these girls will accuse the employee of "sexual assault". They will be represented by Gloria Allred.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 09:23 PM (pZlcw)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at December 17, 2017 09:24 PM (rN7mI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 09:25 PM (fA1SL)
All recordings of L. Beria seems to have been erased at some point in 1953.
His duet of "Old Man River" with Paul Robeson is supposed to have been epic.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, former kulak at December 17, 2017 09:25 PM (zCyNd)
Yeah. We used to make then to launch our training birds. Usually pigeons with clipped wings when I was younger.
Now, I can just go over to the neighbors and run them on pheasant / partridge / quail if I want to train dogs.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 09:26 PM (fXuuQ)
Proxy votes exist for a reason. Refusing to use one is deliberate malice here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2017 09:26 PM (39g3+)
Omg i have managed to gwt in the middle of two russian horse breeders argument YET AGAIN. Damn its getting ugly, even for bookface
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at December 17, 2017 09:24 PM (rN7mI)
In Russia, arguments begin with "fuck your mother" and go downhill from there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 09:26 PM (pZlcw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2017 09:27 PM (pZlcw)
Yep. We're in a bad Ludlum novel. Plot is too tin foil hatty, and I can't turn the pages fast enough.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2017 09:28 PM (pV/54)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 09:29 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Yogi Beria at December 17, 2017 09:29 PM (IqV8l)
Does your neighbor have pen raised birds? Neither of my dogs will work those. They know the difference between wild & pen raised. This dog has the tools, I just need to get her trained up.
Posted by: F.N.G. at December 17, 2017 09:29 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 09:30 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: kallisto at December 17, 2017 09:32 PM (SAV4V)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 09:29 PM (fA1SL)
I hear the acoustics in the basement are awesome
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, enemy of peoples at December 17, 2017 09:32 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 09:33 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: StrawMan at December 17, 2017 09:33 PM (AQODf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2017 09:26 PM (39g3+)
Proxy or "paired" votes used to exist in the Congress, but were eliminated in the early 80's.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, holder of appropriate diploma at December 17, 2017 09:34 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 17, 2017 09:35 PM (fA1SL)
Yes.
But the 'Pen' is probably 2-3 acres in the middle of his ranch. Only difference being which side of the net the birds on really.
They are for Spring and Training.
And the wild birds on his place are everywhere.
It's just silly.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2017 09:36 PM (fXuuQ)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 17, 2017 09:39 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 17, 2017 07:24 PM (LwGHT)
Ok, there are a couple of really crass jokes here but I am far too classy for such things.
What? I must be in the wrong place;-)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 17, 2017 09:40 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Exurban at December 17, 2017 09:42 PM (3ijPF)
No, you're supposed to pretend that they menstruate.
I wish I were making this up.
On an unrelated note: Fuck you, John McCain. I hope that some day we get the documentation that shows you were turned in the POW camp and have been working against American interests ever since.
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at December 17, 2017 10:07 PM (mgbY3)
Posted by: Blacksheep at December 17, 2017 10:08 PM (dkHoZ)
Coincidentally, (or *is* it), Chris is gonna be out of work any day now.
Posted by: DrDean at December 19, 2017 01:02 AM (KiUxL)
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