Jim Acosta Heroically Whines That a Woman Made Him Feel Very Very Scared



Three things that make CNN the most HEROIC of all entertainment channels:

1. Jim Acosta speaks TRUTH TO POWER through glistening BLOWJOB LIPS

2. Jake Tapper has a DEVIANTART PAGE where he sells paintings of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS doing wacky hijinks like
SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF

3. Brian Stelter's farts smell like ARBY'S CHICKEN and
JEFF ZUCKER'S DICK

Posted by: Ace at 02:04 PM




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Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (wmaTe)

2 2

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (wmaTe)

3 3

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (wmaTe)

4 shall summon the horde now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (wmaTe)

5 Summon? Is that cipher'n?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (MINbv)

6 also, why doesn't Trump just do away with the traveling bands of presstitutes?

Who would want those assholes following you around all day, haranguing you?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (wmaTe)

7 Won't be allowed into a "pool spray"? What is that-the kiddie pool?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (8+Ozj)

8 Does Arby's even have chicken?

Posted by: ArtGriego at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (getKH)

9 Press Sec should tweet back that he's now banished. He was warned.

Posted by: Al Gore's Turgid Chakra at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (+K+vL)

10 7 Won't be allowed into a "pool spray"? What is that-the kiddie pool?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (8+Ozj)


Not enough chlorine in the world for that.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (kUmUV)

11 Jake Tapper has a DEVIANTART PAGE where he sells paintings of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS doing wacky hijinks like

SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF
--

You can see the originals in the basement at Comet Pizza! They're full of cheese and hot dogs!

Posted by: John Podesta at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (aT+Bx)

12 Why even have that press pool? Didn't they temporarily do away with it for a while, or at least not televise it, so as to turn down the grandstanding? I liked the hissyfits that caused.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (hXeKX)

13 are they trying to say that Trump verbally sexually assaulted Gillbrand because he said that she was begging for donations?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (dKiJG)

14 I saw 'Pool Spray' open for 'The Flumes' at Cedar Point in '88.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (Ckg4U)

15 You know how I know Jake tapper isn't gay ...



His stick doesn't taste like shit

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (SussH)

16 Does Arby's even have chicken?

Posted by: ArtGriego at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (getKH)

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It's the roast beef without the fake coloring.

Posted by: San Fran Glee Club at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (5NMZN)

17
7 Won't be allowed into a "pool spray"? What is that-the kiddie pool?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (8+Ozj)

I know, what the hell is that?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (Ri/rl)

18 I was behind a truck today with weirdly blinking lights in the back just under the taillights. Was that any of you trying to induce a seizure in Eichenwald?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (y7DUB)

19 You'd swear she grabbed his pussy or something.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (vg8iE)

20 Won't be allowed into a "pool spray"?

It's one step below the "ficus spray"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (MINbv)

21 So she gave him advice to not be a douchebag like he always does and he's going "Fuck that! YOLO!!!"

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (cAnNx)

22 #3!


Fuck you Ace - Milk and Cereal all over my Keyboard!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (RzgQJ)

23 shall summon the horde now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM


Do you need spirit pizza for that?

Posted by: Nuoc Mam and Cham at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (ctuyM)

24 Is "pool spray" some kind of "watersports"? Should I google that?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (WbIyz)

25 Him and Harwood. So brave. Like OMG.

They are little girls whining about little girl shit.

Grown ass men, especially rich and famous grown ass men with massive platforms, should not be writing this dramatic, self-aggrandizing, so-victimized bullshit. Everyone out here sees through it and it is pitiful tantrums. They take everyone in their audience for rubes and couldn't pronounce "humility" if they doubled the size of the word on their teleprompter.

For every one of these outbursts, Roy Moore gets a vote. Please, somebody clue Acosta and Harwood and the others into this. They'll think it's a joke. It's really not.

Posted by: Certified Media Expert at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (wx6iv)

26 Oh, baby! Won't you feel my spray?

Posted by: San Fran Glee Club Member at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (5NMZN)

27 Ace-was this you on Acosta's Twitter feed?

Acosta should stop pretending he has the social IQ of a doorknob and maybe he'll be taken seriously again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (8+Ozj)

28 Jim Acosta, another inevitable error of news reporting.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (ATVNj)

29 Jake "Honest Abe" Tapper Ace....

I think this needs stylebooked.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (SzZnW)

30 Acosta is as heroic as Hillary under sniper fire.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (LiyEm)

31 Mr. Steele like my spray.

Posted by: Russian Prostitute at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (ATVNj)

32 Who is "we", Jim? Are we speaking in the Royal We?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (/tuJf)

33 "We won't be intimidated," the sort of thing that intimidated people always say.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8UuKm)

34 Acosta wants to go the path of MeAgain Kelly whereby he becomes the story and thinks of himself as a brave crusader. Delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (oiNtH)

35 Sarah needs to tell Acosta at the next presser that he needs to go stand in the corner of the room with his nose against the wall.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (7n4KQ)

36 Pool spray? Sounds fun!

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (7HtZB)

37 Don't call my bluff.

Posted by: Obami at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (5NMZN)

38 "We" won't be intimidated...

//guy unaware he is alone b/c the crowd he was in left

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 02:07 PM (SzZnW)

39 >>"We won't be intimidated,"


That's almost as good as "Don't call my bluff".

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:07 PM (RzgQJ)

40 Brave, Brave Sir Jimmie

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:07 PM (7n4KQ)

41 18
I was behind a truck today with weirdly blinking lights in the back just
under the taillights. Was that any of you trying to induce a seizure
in Eichenwald?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (y7DUB)

I don't understand what it is about the new cars where out of my peripheral vision it looks like the headlights are flashing, When I look at the them straight on it's fine but from the side i can see them flashing.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 02:07 PM (dKiJG)

42 Uh...

Polite golf clap?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (VpIIl)

43 3. Brian Stelter's farts smell like ARBY'S CHICKEN and
JEFF ZUCKER'S DICK


NOT ROAST BEEF?

Words cannot explain my disbelief in everything humane and respectful in this civilized world.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (ce4vQ)

44 Jim Acosta ... I'm up for one of those "toilet bowl" coffee mugs linked last night. And I'd like to add a CNN logo to it, too.

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (Pqytn)

45 >>I don't understand what it is about the new cars where out of my peripheral vision it looks like the headlights are flashing, When I look at the them straight on it's fine but from the side i can see them flashing


I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (7n4KQ)

46 Speaking of our glorious news media:

@Newsweek
Because of Donald Trump, people are attacking synagogues and burning Israeli flags

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)

47 The press really doesn't like there being consequences to being hysterical ninnies with no manners at all, now, do they?

Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (mf5HN)

48 I aint noways tahrd!
We've come too faahr!

Posted by: Rev James Acosta at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (W/SyC)

49 are they trying to say that Trump verbally sexually assaulted Gillbrand because he said that she was begging for donations?
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Umm... come to think of it... yes, yes we are!!!!

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (aT+Bx)

50 41 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 02:07 PM (dKiJG)

It's a lot like the blue low beams being brighter than old hi-beam lights....

"uh I'm glad YOU can see I am dazzle blinded here sport"

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (SzZnW)

51 Acosta, drop the self-righteous drama and show real courage by going to Venezuela to report on the truth about the horrific socialist disaster that Obama's friends have wrought.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (ATVNj)

52 "1. Jim Acosta speaks TRUTH TO POWER through glistening BLOWJOB LIPS


2. Jake Tapper has a DEVIANTART PAGE where he sells paintings of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS doing wacky hijinks like

SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF


3. Brian Stelter's farts smell like ARBY'S CHICKEN and

JEFF ZUCKER'S DICK"


True, or honest mistake?

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (tbOMB)

53 Laugh of the Day: Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt. Isn't Gilli too old to be a slut? Anyway, since when do Senators give it away for free?

Posted by: regular joe at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (rO07P)

54 are they trying to say that Trump verbally sexually assaulted Gillbrand because he said that she was begging for donations?

In the original tweet, "begging" is in "quotes" like "this" which looks "really stupid" (Trump also capitalizes Things that Don't need Capitalization which Is Also Bad) but anyway some have inferred a sexual innuendo or something from that.

I assume Trump meant to use *asterisks* but I'm not gonna character-shame the President.

Much.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (hXeKX)

55 Just once, I would like to see Sarah grab a folding chair and go all WWF on Acosta.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (VpIIl)

56 O/T: Judge Moore and his wife rode horses to the poles to vote.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (jsWA8)

57 Jim Acosta's mother sucks cocks in hell.

Posted by: The thing inside Regan at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (5clls)

58 Snits and tantrums every day,
Make Ms. Sanders say you go away.
Ask your stupid question
I'll teach you a lesson
Acosta, you're out of the spray!

Posted by: huerfano at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (Dp2K8)

59 Pronhub search string: "Acosta CFNM femdom mistress training"

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (Bdeb0)

60 Laugh of the Day: Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt.


Warren owes all sluts an apology.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (7n4KQ)

61 "We won't be intimidated," the sort of thing that intimidated people always say.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Ever have to explain something to the cops and while you are doing it, you realize just how stupid it sounds?

^ That's the same way.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (rXkis)

62 Laugh of the Day: Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt. Isn't Gilli too old to be a slut? Anyway, since when do Senators give it away for free?
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It's nice that Fauxcahontas acknowledged she was indeed a slut.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (vg8iE)

63 46 Yes because Jews were remarkably well tolerated before this...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (LiyEm)

64 >>Judge Moore and his wife rode horses to the poles to vote.


Jew horses!

Posted by: Mrs Moore at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (RzgQJ)

65 Bump Acosta and issue Sefton his press creds.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (r9UYA)

66
The press really doesn't like there being consequences to being hysterical ninnies with no manners at all, now, do they
---

Well of course not.

Duh.

/also, do not hold us responsible for anything we say or write or imply, that annoys us too. And remember, we are Your Betters!

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (aT+Bx)

67 3. Brian Stelter's farts smell like ARBY'S CHICKEN and
JEFF ZUCKER'S DICK


The question is, is that from the blow-jibbers or the butt secks? I'm surprised CNN hasn't tried to figure that one out.

Wait, no I'm not.

Posted by: Flyguy at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (3sOO0)

68 Can Acosta at least sit at the kiddie table?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (+y/Ru)

69 Stop, just pull his credentials. Make him stand in rain outside the fence

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (yM/Yl)

70
7 Won't be allowed into a "pool spray"? What is that-the kiddie pool?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (8+Ozj)


For the G-rated version, sure.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (pNxlR)

71 So ponder if you will on poor Tappers state of mind. On one side the urge to defend CNN. On the other the urge to replace Acosta as Sarah Sanders whipping boy.

What to do, what to do.

Shout squirrel!

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (5OXY8)

72 #13-Yes, Patrick. That's what they're saying

She "came to his office begging for campaign donations and would do anything for them"

I'm sorry, but you have to be excessively stupid and histrionic to get "sexual harassment" from the above tweet

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (8+Ozj)

73 Anyone up for some Arby's chicken?

Posted by: don lemon at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (QCX64)

74 Jim Acosta's mother sucks cocks in hell.

Posted by: The thing inside Regan at December 12, 2017 02:10 PM (5clls)

========

I'm going to get fired....I hollered out laughing.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (vg8iE)

75 The people slob'n Jim's knob on that Twitter post are disgusting, feeding into that narcissist. Man they are dense; really thinking they are on a crusade to champion right...

O/T Speaking of REAL champions of right, I just got out of a meeting and saw the prayer list on the Morning Rant. I had no idea that SlapWeasel was keeping such a list, nor that many morons in the Horde we're needing such assistance. Bravo to you and OM for reposting. It's perfectly appropriate for what my family are doing today on our Christmas work - Day12, #LightTheWorld, which is Mourn with those that mourn. https://youtu.be/mZKW0nmxnR0 May God bless all of you in your trials...

Posted by: SkinnerVic at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (nbwH3)

76 Actually I like the way the DJT sort of fat-shamed little Sen Tracy Flick as a "lightweight" who is, in fact, a bit of a chubby.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (W/SyC)

77 Jim Acosta thinks he is an apple, but he really is a banana.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (Ckg4U)

78 I thought Arby's had fried chicken but it doesn't (except for the fried chickenish chicken you get in a chicken sandwich). I guess I was thinking of Roy Roger's.

I changed it to Popeye's.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (8rNrN)

79 does tapper really have a deviantart page?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (hMwEB)

80 Animal abuse too!

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (LiyEm)

81
O/T: Judge Moore and his wife rode horses to the poles to vote.

=================

Poles on horses. Scary!

Posted by: Turks In Vienna at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (Pqytn)

82 morment...that's a type of weasel, no?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (ul9CR)

83 'Intimidated"?

How many people watch that channel who aren't captive in an airport or waiting room- 5?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (VpIIl)

84 The press really doesn't like there being consequences to being hysterical ninnies with no manners at all, now, do they?
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (mf5HN)


Where was this outrage when the Cock Curious Cabal had some of them under surveillance?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (y7DUB)

85 Wow. I totally believe number 2.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (kdqeL)

86 Speaking of our glorious news media:

@Newsweek
Because of Donald Trump, people are attacking synagogues and burning Israeli flags

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)



That was the only reason the Trumpenfuhrer recognized Jerusalem as Israel's capital. It was all part of his nefarious plot

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (OE2ur)

87

LEDs.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (44ntt)

88
Jim Acosta sits when he pees.

Posted by: Not that there is anything... at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (/zwDg)

89 Jim, please STFU.

What a pussy, really, mangina

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (M+Lyo)

90 >>Isn't Gilli too old to be a slut?

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Larry King at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (r9UYA)

91 Take that camera out of the room, and all the attention whores will quit attention-whoring.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (p6e8W)

92 "We won't be intimidated"

"What's that puddle forming around your chair?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (8UuKm)

93 Because of Donald Trump, people are attacking synagogues and burning Israeli flags
____________________________________

First of all, they're not people.

Second of all, here are some other reasons that the radical Islamists are attacking:

1. It's Tuesday.
2. They're radical Islamists.
3. They're losing.
4. It's almost Wednesday.
5. Vanilla ice cream
6. Chocolate ice cream.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (ATVNj)

94 >>I guess I was thinking of Roy Roger's.


Never saw one of those NOT on the NJ Turnpike.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:12 PM (RzgQJ)

95 Rush talking about this now.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (r9UYA)

96 "O/T: Judge Moore and his wife rode horses to the poles to vote."

Wait. How do you ride a carousel horse without the carousel?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (VpIIl)

97 Jim Acosta - noun. Deviant sex act wherein the degenerate in question lies on his back and pisses all over himself, all the while claiming he is being pissed on by another dominant party, who is the object of his depraved and unrequited passion.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (fA1SL)

98 Pool spray?

Is that sort of like Chelsea Handler getting pissed on?

I know Acosta wants that badly.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (8iiMU)

99
Rush talking about this now.



Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (r9UYA)

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Chicken?

Posted by: Obami at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (5NMZN)

100
Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt. Isn't Gilli too old to be a slut?


They are part of the darkest of all dark Congressional caucuses: Senatorial Sluts, or SS. (You know who else has an SS, don't you?)

They are the dirtiest of all dirty girls...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (pNxlR)

101 you don't let dogs shit in the house. put little jimmy outside til his diarreah of the mouth clears up. walking, idiotic, human, stool sample. fuck that guy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 02:14 PM (KP5rU)

102 >>"O/T: Judge Moore and his wife rode horses to the poles to vote."


There will be Pony Rides in the Parking lot at Chuck E Cheez during the Victory Party.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:14 PM (RzgQJ)

103 Jim Acosted !

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:14 PM (M+Lyo)

104 I won't be ignored, Sarah.

Bunny boiler.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:14 PM (/tuJf)

105 Just once, I would like to see Sarah grab a folding chair and go all WWF on Acosta.
Posted by: Marcus T

I was thinking the same thing. After one of Acosta's ridiculous grandstanding rants, Sarah just sighs, walks into the press pool, picks Acosta up over her head, spins him furiously and releases him into the audience. I bet she could.

Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2017 02:14 PM (oiNtH)

106 I changed it to Popeye's.

The restamarant's name is pronouncimated "Pope-yes." I hads to sue.

Posted by: Popeye the Sailor at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (hXeKX)

107 I'm a little unclear what having CNN at any official gathering has to do with the public interest. It doesn't change the false narrative they are going to serve. It just provides the backdrop for their scheme.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (VpIIl)

108 Hey Whiny Jimbo, WTF is a "morment"?

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (NYS7S)

109 64 >>Judge Moore and his wife rode horses to the poles to vote.
_________________________________

I don't care if you're here to vote.

Get your horses off my lawn.

Posted by: People of Poland at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (ATVNj)

110 >>>Never saw one of those NOT on the NJ Turnpike.


I've seen them off the turnpike but it's the turnpike where you're forced to get Roy Rogers. Or you were. For a time they had the exclusive concession on the turnpike (along with arby's, a sister company I think, thus my confusion of one for the other).

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (8rNrN)

111 OT nice vid of VP residence decorated for Christmas

I didn't realize they had such a cute doggeh

https://twitter.com/SecondLady/status/940602270256943104

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (hMwEB)

112 There is no shame in being a slut.

#StandWithGillibrandt
#DoGillibrandt

Posted by: New York Gay Chinamens Choir at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (5NMZN)

113 >>After one of Acosta's ridiculous grandstanding rants, Sarah just sighs, walks into the press pool, picks Acosta up over her head, spins him furiously and releases him into the audience. I bet she could.

As long as she aims for April Ryan.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 02:16 PM (r9UYA)

114 >>I've seen them off the turnpike but it's the turnpike where you're forced to get Roy Rogers. Or you were.


Yep. After Meadowlands shows.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:16 PM (RzgQJ)

115 98 Nah,that's a Golden Shower....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:16 PM (LiyEm)

116 The comments on Acosta's tweet are "lunatical" and delusional...

I am agog at their perception of reality.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2017 02:16 PM (8iiMU)

117 Oh, Jim Acosta, so much COURAGE!


Don't double-down on stupid.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (W+vEI)

118 As long as she aims for April Ryan.
========

If they ever made a black "Mama's Family," I nominate April for the role of Thelma Harper.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (vg8iE)

119 108 Hey Whiny Jimbo, WTF is a "morment"?

==
a morment of torment

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (hMwEB)

120 Rush is saying that Strzok's girlfriend lawyer was involved in getting FISA warrant.

It's incest all the way down.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (YiCkI)

121 "Prior to this morment"

Which one, Jorah Morment? or his dad who got mutinied at Craster's?

Posted by: StefanH at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (g1uxt)

122 It's a lot like the blue low beams being brighter than old hi-beam lights....

"uh I'm glad YOU can see I am dazzle blinded here sport"
Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (SzZnW)


THIS.

I hate those LEDs, especially when they're misdirected upwards. I call it "dazzle the poor people so you can get a good look at the accident you're causing."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (8UuKm)

123 3. Brian Stelter's farts smell like POPEYE'S CHICKEN and

JEFF ZUCKER'S DICK

So that would mean Jeff Zucker's dick smells like goats and Brian Stelter's ass?

Just trying to follow the logic.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (VpIIl)

124 Why does Popeyes not have any spinach dishes? It would seem to be a natural fit

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (5OXY8)

125 Damnation! It's a good thing I already ate my lunch.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (2Mnv1)

126
"We won't be intimidated"
-----
Translation: Look how brave I am! Hey everyone - over here! Bravery!


Look, puss, there's no intimidation. No threat. Settle down and get a massage or something.

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (8b+oT)

127 Oh, Jim Acosta, so much COURAGE!

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Steady

Posted by: Dan Rather Be at December 12, 2017 02:17 PM (5NMZN)

128 They are the dirtiest of all dirty girls...
========================

Well, there's the Sarah Silverman dirty girl vibe, which is kind of interesting.

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (Pqytn)

129 I've seen them off the turnpike but it's the turnpike where you're forced to get Roy Rogers.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (8rNrN)

Forced?!

Their roast beef sandwich with fries is the only fast food I'll still eat.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (72PAC)

130 115. Golden shower requires at least one other participant. Of all the degenerate forms if this degenerate practice, the Jim Acosta is acknowledged as the lowest, saddest one.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (fA1SL)

131 @111
I looked it up and, no sh*t, found a Newsweek article posted 12/7 titled "Mike Pences' Pets Wont Stop Dying"
When you drill down you find that his 13 year old cat and 13 year old beagle died within a short time of each other.
But if you cruise the headlines its basically "Mitt's dog on top of his car, etc."
I'm sure its just random error.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (W/SyC)

132 If Gillibrand is offering sex for campaign contributions, OR if she's threatening allegations if donations are NOT made, the nasty old ho' must resign! Why should allegations made by men be less worthy of belief than those made by a buncha old tarts followed around by leftist documentary makers?

I believe that Gillibrand engaged in sex for campaign $$$$. Stone the slut

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (5gaNQ)

133 >>As long as she aims for April Ryan.

Oh, I thought that was Shrek's wife...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (W+vEI)

134 Jim Acosta: The Suppurating Anal Fistula of the press corps.

I'm getting him new business cards.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (Ckg4U)

135 Ok Ace you made me spit shit all over and I am LMAO. Thank you.

Acosta: "Sarah is a bully an she made me cry!"

Fucking eunuch. Wait, that means you HAD balls once. yeah, no.

Oh and i hope Sarah and PDT are in the Oval office reading Aces post and laughing their asses off.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (xFBfz)

136 I hate those LEDs, especially when they're misdirected upwards. I call it "dazzle the poor people so you can get a good look at the accident you're causing."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Coon hunting. Because they are spotlighting the trees.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (rXkis)

137 Maybe I ask question of Mr. Ace...........Dude....Have you been hacked?

Posted by: KIM at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (lMn1U)

138 >>Their roast beef sandwich with fries is the only fast food I'll still eat.


Little bit o'Trigger in every one!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (RzgQJ)

139 I looked it up and, no sh*t, found a Newsweek article posted 12/7 titled "Mike Pences' Pets Wont Stop Dying"

----------------------------------------------

Hmm. My pets only die once.

Posted by: Dan Rather Be at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (5NMZN)

140 Clinton gives BJ-ers in the Oval- That's fucking baller!
Trump tweets innuendo- TO THE FAINTING COUCH!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (BoMuO)

141 the white house press corpse are just a bunch of squawking, retarded, fucking,jackals. two year olds have more manners than these fucktards. jim acostas' mom fucked a rabid camel. this is the offspring.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (KP5rU)

142 Someone needs to tell Jim Acosta that he's speaking from a place of Male Privilege here. When Press Secretary Sanders is standing up at the podium, she's constantly putting herself at risk of the Male Gaze of people like Jim Acosta who want to dominate and rape her. How dare he try to belittle the authenticity of her experience.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (KUaJL)

143 Point of order from the previous thread:

Someone said "and tomorrow perhaps a monkey might fly out of my butt.

I would just like to note the correct form is

"... when a pig flies out my ass eating a ham sandwich. "

Posted by: Toddler at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (Cv+Vr)

144 46 Speaking of our glorious news media:

@Newsweek
Because of Donald Trump, people are attacking synagogues and burning Israeli flags
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)

Because this never, ever happened before Donald Trump.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

145 What a schmuck. But really what puzzles me is why Playboy has a reporter in the White House pool. Who let them in? I mean... even when they were vaguely relevant, around 1978, the still weren't White House level relevant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (39g3+)

146 "Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt. Isn't Gilli too old to be a slut? "


Fauxcahontas is just jealous she hasn't seen a dick since the Spanish American War.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (VpIIl)

147 >>Golden shower requires at least one other participant. Of all the degenerate forms if this degenerate practice, the Jim Acosta is acknowledged as the lowest, saddest one.

Ever seen the video of Chelsea Handler, hero of #TheResistance, getting peed on?

She's all class, that one.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (/tuJf)

148 Why does Popeyes not have any spinach dishes? It would seem to be a natural fit

I don't think Popeye's has any real connection to Popeye.

Popeye Doyle may figure in, but I'd have to go to Wikipedia and I kinda don't wanna get sucked in now.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (hXeKX)

149 "We won't be intimidated." - Seal Team Six

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (8UuKm)

150 Jackstraw,

From previous thread. Sorry had to leave to pick up pups from groomer.

Anywho00....

"Two GOP lawmakers have turned their fire on President Trump's Justice Department after it announced it would not reconsider its decision not to prosecute Lois Lerner, the IRS employee at the center of the 2013 political-targeting scandal."

The Hill: http://tinyurl.com/y7ag7mqf

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (Enq6K)

151 130 He pisses on himself?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (LiyEm)

152 Just wondering how many times did Acosta shout out questions during O'bumble's events (this wasn't a presser)?

I'll go with "zero"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (MINbv)

153 But if you cruise the headlines its basically "Mitt's dog on top of his car, etc."
I'm sure its just random error.

Posted by: xnycpeasant

Trump probably forced them to drink Diet Coke when the Pence's weren't looking!

Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (oiNtH)

154 garrett, if you are here, the guys are not fisherman. But thank you for your kind offer!

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (EGFUD)

155 Mike Pences' Pets Wont Stop Dying

+++

They were homo pets, he was doing electroshock therapy

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (GGQLa)

156 Because of Donald Trump, people Muslims are attacking synagogues and burning Israeli flags

Fixed it for ya, Newsweek. Editing fees will be your purchase price. $1

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (39g3+)

157 It's pretty sad if you can't even find somebody who will piss on you.....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (LiyEm)

158 Spray Me!

Posted by: Mario Rubio at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (MuTTO)

159 134: Slap, I thought he was a puss infected anal fissure?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (KP5rU)

160 I keep thinking @pressec should just toss this whiny little twat out on his ass but I'm getting the impression she loves playing with him like the way a cat plays with a mouse it's about to disembowel.

Plus, his self-beclowning is a laugh-riot and I can't believe anyone outside of the already insane anti-Trump moonbat brigades is falling for it.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (NYS7S)

161 Who was allowed to ask adversarial questions at an Obama signing?

Like Obamacare, which passed without a single vote by a Republican.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (U6f54)

162 Why must wimmin be believed. Some of the worst liars I have ever met have been women. "Hell hath no fury..." is real as hell

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (5gaNQ)

163 134
Jim Acosta: The Suppurating Anal Fistula of the press corps.



I'm getting him new business cards.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 02:18 PM (Ckg4U)

Come here for such literary prowess such as this.Stay to see how many people need new monitors from spitting coffee while trying to contain their guffaws.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (jxbfJ)

164 151. Like a mutt, desperate to ingratiate himself to his master.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (fA1SL)

165 Clinton gives BJ-ers in the Oval- That's fucking baller!
Trump tweets innuendo- TO THE FAINTING COUCH!
============
Obama's spend 100 million on vacation travel YOLO!!!!

Trump's fly first class to Mira lago -- Outrage!!!!

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (cRBej)

166 Got it, Infidel.


Gonna have to go with my first suggestion, then!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (RzgQJ)

167 I NEED MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!! I NEED MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (O5Q3r)

168 Why does Popeyes not have any spinach dishes? It would seem to be a natural fit

Posted by: Vanceone
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Popeye's actually claim they were named after Popeye Doyle from The French Connection fame. (I think that was a ruse to get out of a copyright infringement.) So maybe they should have the female staff wear go-go boots.

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (8b+oT)

169 Trump Derangement Syndrome is the 21st Century's answer to Mad Cow Disease.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (W+kMI)

170 Trump has solid brass balls. Respond to a new "accuser" by tweeting innuendo about what a sitting female senator would do for donations. This is glorious.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (BoMuO)

171 What must being a whining pussy 15 hours a day do to your health?

Posted by: No CNN Panel, Ever at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (W/SyC)

172 Update! Everything I just said is bullshit taken out of context.

from Wikipedia: Alvin C. Copeland claimed he named the stores after the fictional detective Jimmy "Popeye" Doyle in the movie The French Connection and not the comic strip and cartoon character Popeye the Sailor.

The name is spelled "Popeyes" without an apostrophe, as used by other restaurant chains such as McDonald's and Hardee's. Copeland claimed facetiously that he was "too poor" to afford an apostrophe.

The chain later acquired rights to use Popeye the Sailor for marketing. The company's early brand became deeply tied to the cartoon star with its sponsorship of the Popeye & Pals children's show in New Orleans, and the character appeared on items from packaging to racing boats. In late November 2006, AFC announced the mutual termination of their licensing contract with King Features Syndicate, effectively ending their association with the Popeye characters.


I now await the judgment of the Barrel.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (hXeKX)

173 171 What must being a whining pussy 15 hours a day do to your health?
Posted by: No CNN Panel, Ever at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (W/SyC)

And why it means Trump will be impeached.

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (72PAC)

174 The lovely Trish Regan is in canary yellow today.

Nice.

They are blabbing about the tax bill.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (8iiMU)

175 Lance I know they are not connected but still I am sure lots of kids would actually eat a spinach something from Popeyes.

Course, Obama would likely try to order a hamburger and pay for it next Tuesday. If he was man enough to eat a burger.

Posted by: Vanceone at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (5OXY8)

176 I'll slut shame Gillibrand! Kristin, you sleazy prostitute, RESIGN

Posted by: CN at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (5gaNQ)

177 Got it, Infidel.





Gonna have to go with my first suggestion, then!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:21

maaabeee.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (EGFUD)

178 >>
I looked it up and, no sh*t, found a Newsweek article posted 12/7 titled "Mike Pences' Pets Wont Stop Dying"


From last week, for real: "Mike Pence Once Ratted Out His Fraternity Brothers For Having A Keg"

I think Mike Hammer's "Caitlin" character works at Newsweek.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (W+vEI)

179 >>Two GOP lawmakers have turned their fire on President Trump's Justice Department after it announced it would not reconsider its decision not to prosecute Lois Lerner, the IRS employee at the center of the 2013 political-targeting scandal

Not my favorite decision but I think my end game is different from a lot of people. My goal is to root out the Deep State players and return to a place of small, limited government and the rule of law.

Sending people to jail is a nice secondary goal but at the end of the day it won't change my life materially.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (/tuJf)

180 arby's makes chicken?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (BIr2P)

181
You know what else dies in darkness? Anything solar powered. Let's see their god SCIENCE solve that one.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (pNxlR)

182 "Slap, I thought he was a puss infected anal fissure?"
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (KP5rU)

I'll put that on the other side of the card. Raised red letters.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (Ckg4U)

183 Oh, I thought that was Shrek's wife...


Posted by: Lizzy
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HA! That's where I've seen her!

Posted by: Dang at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (8b+oT)

184 159 134: Slap, I thought he was a puss infected anal fissure?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (KP5rU)

Not. Mutually. Exclusive.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (RD7QR)

185 Doctors are amazed by this simple household cure for Sobbing Minge!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (RzgQJ)

186 158 Spray Me!

Posted by: Mario Rubio at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (MuTTO)


Come to our next foam party.

Posted by: Log Cabin Republicans at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (r9UYA)

187 Pool spray morment.
Mongo tay torment.
Coe Olipsay, Coe Olipsay
Genner machunga.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (A3b6q)

188 Mr. President, Mr. President: Titties. What's your position on them?

Posted by: Playboy's White House Correspondent at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (5clls)

189 142 Someone needs to tell Jim Acosta that he's speaking from a place of Male Privilege here. When Press Secretary Sanders is standing up at the podium, she's constantly putting herself at risk of the Male Gaze of people like Jim Acosta who want to dominate and rape her. How dare he try to belittle the authenticity of her experience.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (KUaJL)

I like that joe. Of course Acosta would have to qualify as "male" so theres that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (xFBfz)

190 Sarah should make a quick lunge at him and watch Acosta lose his shit.

"Two for flinching."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (8UuKm)

191 33
"We won't be intimidated," the sort of thing that intimidated people always say.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (8UuKm)


And people who can't do shit about their situation.
Go suck your thumb, Jim.

Was does Sanders even call on him any more?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (ymnmz)

192 188 Mr. President, Mr. President: Titties. What's your position on them?
Posted by: Playboy's White House Correspondent at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (5clls)


In between them?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (8UuKm)

193 That grey-boxed 'comedy' is a bridge too far. It's not funny.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (h3OTG)

194 Trish Regan is poo-pooing the tax plan.




Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (Enq6K)

195 arby's makes chicken?

----------------------------
From recycled compost.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (5NMZN)

196 Can confirm #3

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (xJa6I)

197 All I know is Popeyes has great chicken and biscuits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (39g3+)

198 Was does Sanders even call on him any more?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (ymnmz)



For lulz, obviously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (8UuKm)

199 @Newsweek
Because of Donald Trump, people are attacking synagogues and burning Israeli flags



I'll buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Zombie Sidney Harman at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (QQ+il)

200 Where are my balls?

I know I left them somewhere around here.

I keep forgetting them, it started when I started covering Trump.

That bastard!




Posted by: Jim Acosta at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (UsCnO)

201 180 arby's makes chicken?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (BIr2P)

Beef is chicken. Pizza is vegetable.

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (72PAC)

202 Jim Acosta is a mean girl

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (xJa6I)

203 I would love it if Sarah demanded Acosta stop looking at her chest..

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (yM/Yl)

204 saying you will not be intimidated means your are intimidated!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 02:26 PM (BIr2P)

205 arby's makes beef sandwiches?

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:26 PM (7n4KQ)

206 Acosta should go back to Cuba where they absolutely love questions at press conferences.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2017 02:26 PM (4ErVI)

207 This little snit from Jimmy Boy would come off better if he complained of the same thing with Josh Oh So Very Earnest at the podium.

But he didn't. So very transparent.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 02:26 PM (tVWQB)

208 158 Spray Me!



Posted by: Mario Rubio at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (MuTTO)

NOT AGAIN!

Posted by: Ficus Plant in corner at December 12, 2017 02:26 PM (jxbfJ)

209 Pool spray morment.
Mongo tay torment.
Coe Olipsay, Coe Olipsay
Genner machunga.



Burma Shave!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 02:26 PM (QQ+il)

210 I suspect Colonel Sanders is actually behind all this.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:26 PM (5NMZN)

211 Here they are, Jim.

Since you never use them, I thought I would borrow them to get in on the Trump pile-on.


Posted by: Kirsten Gildabrand at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (UsCnO)

212 211. The Pentavirate!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (fA1SL)

213 saying you will not be intimidated means your are intimidated!


especially when it comes out all squeaky.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (QQ+il)

214 >>"We won't be intimidated," the sort of thing that intimidated people always say.



Or, like in professional soccer player who falls down, theatrically cradles their leg, as if in great pain and distress, after another player brushed by them.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (W+vEI)

215 Trump really is a twitter master. You would think some of these assholes would get tired of being slapped, but no. Thank you sir, may I have another ?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (M+Lyo)

216 "Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt. Isn't Gilli too old to be a slut? "



I think she is 51 which is not too old. Plus, she used to be fat and now may be enjoying getting more attention from men now that she is thinner.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (OD2ni)

217 170 Trump has solid brass balls. Respond to a new "accuser" by tweeting innuendo about what a sitting female senator would do for donations. This is glorious.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (BoMuO)


How do you know she was sitting? It sounds more likely she was kneeling at the time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (8UuKm)

218 Jim Acosta is out macho'ed by porgs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (xJa6I)

219 Lance I know they are not connected but still I am sure lots of kids would actually eat a spinach something from Popeyes.

Oh, I see, yeah, I wasn't looking at it the right way. Sorry.

I've never actually been to a Popeyes, so I should recuse myself from further commentary.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (hXeKX)

220 These cub reporters have more dramas than a pack of teenage girls.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (hLRSq)

221 when acosta eats corn, he sees it three times.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (KP5rU)

222 Was does Sanders even call on him any more?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (ymnmz)



Why not? Shooting fish in a barrel (not THE barrel).

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (BoMuO)

223 213 saying you will not be intimidated means your are intimidated!

especially when it comes out all squeaky.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (QQ+il)


Yeah. Having your voice break in the middle kinda ruins the effect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (8UuKm)

224
Tears of Acosta

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (M+Lyo)

225 Arbys is mixed, their roast beef is tasty but their "gyros" are terrible and the chicken is meh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)

226 pool sprays are a little-understood area of quantum mechanics

or did he mean 'stool strays'?? One wonders.....

Posted by: Werner Heisenberg ( not a Nazi ) at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (Co9e8)

227 215 Trump really is a twitter master. You would think some of these assholes would get tired of being slapped, but no. Thank you sir, may I have another ?
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (M+Lyo)

I thought we were doing 'phrasing', still.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (xJa6I)

228
" ... oh, Gilli, Gilli, Gilli! Oh, wait, the panel of judges have returned to the room and should be announcing their decision any second now! Let's listen in, shall we?"

"After a long uproarious discussion, we have decided to reaffirm our previous ruling -- Jim Acosta remains a weasel."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (pNxlR)

229 Sarah Sanders is a zillion times the woman Jim Acosta will ever be.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (be0vm)

230 Why does everyone call me Arby's and laugh?

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (OD2ni)

231 Not my favorite decision but I think my end game is different from a lot of people. My goal is to root out the Deep State players and return to a place of small, limited government and the rule of law.

Sending people to jail is a nice secondary goal but at the end of the day it won't change my life materially.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (/tuJf)


Well, not for nothin' but you could call Lerner a deep stater.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (Enq6K)

232 So.... this is what it is like to have balls. They are Jim Acosta's balls, but balls nevertheless.

Kinda cool!


Posted by: Kirsten Gildabrand at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (UsCnO)

233 For his bravery, the SJW crowd should award Acosta his own personal pronoun.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (CcNKy)

234 I've never actually been to a Popeyes, so I should recuse myself from further commentary.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (hXeKX)

JEFF SESSIONS COMMENTS HERE!!!!!!!

Posted by: tbodie at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (oM0mm)

235 218 I'm guessing you saw the new Nerd Crew video?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (LiyEm)

236 151 130 He pisses on himself?
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:20 PM (LiyEm)

We all have bad days.

Posted by: Al Roker at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (7HtZB)

237 234 I've never actually been to a Popeyes, so I should recuse myself from further commentary.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (hXeKX)

JEFF SESSIONS COMMENTS HERE!!!!!!!
Posted by: tbodie at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (oM0mm)

You owe me a new work monitor.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (72PAC)

238 At Arby's you can order the off-menu item: the Meat Mountain.

It is a triumph of quantity over quality. Stalin himself would rise from the grave to eat one.

...which may not be an endorsement, now that I think on it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (xJa6I)

239 203 I would love it if Sarah demanded Acosta stop looking at her chest..

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 02:25 PM (yM/Yl)

Ok but then Sarah has to stop looking up Jims skirt from her position of power.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (xFBfz)

240 How do you know she was sitting? It sounds more likely she was kneeling at the time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (8UuKm)


I'm pretty sure Kristin sits when she gets her cock sucked.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (BoMuO)

241 I'll bet I know where Jim Acosta keeps his Chapstick.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (RzgQJ)

242 224
Tears of Acosta
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (M+Lyo)


Was that the original title of the Smokey Robinson tune?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (mbhDw)

243 You just know The Donald is trolling CNN and other Leftards like Fauxcahontas hard between meetings and laughs while he reads his responses aloud to his cabinet. He trolls 'em, they lose their shit all over the place, and the rest of America laughs or rolls their eyes at them.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (W+kMI)

244 Puss infected anal fissure? Somebody call me?

Posted by: Bwaney Fwank at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (UNfK6)

245 Arbys is mixed, their roast beef is tasty but their "gyros" are terrible and the chicken is meh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)


The ruben is pretty good

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (M+Lyo)

246 235 218 I'm guessing you saw the new Nerd Crew video?
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:29 PM (LiyEm)

It was Very Cool.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (xJa6I)

247
225 Arbys is mixed, their roast beef is tasty but their "gyros" are terrible and the chicken is meh.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)


Back in the day - five or so years ago - their "reuben" sandwiches blew chunks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (pNxlR)

248 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (/tuJf)

249 Acosta... the guy is an embarrassment to CNN but they keep sending him out there as long as he keeps repeating the latest reddit hot take.

Oh speaking of hot takes, Talking Points Memo is claiming DMVs where blacks live are all closed before the election. So's they can't get ID to vote, you see. *cough*bullcrap*cough*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (39g3+)

250 Sending people to jail is a nice secondary goal but at the end of the day it won't change my life materially.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (/tuJf)


But it could wonderfully focus the minds of later bureaucrats.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (8UuKm)

251 238 At Arby's you can order the off-menu item: the Meat Mountain.

It is a triumph of quantity over quality. Stalin himself would rise from the grave to eat one.

...which may not be an endorsement, now that I think on it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (xJa6I)

In my defense, I'd rise from the grave to eat just about anything. Even down here Hitler gets all the attention.

Posted by: Zombie Stalin at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (72PAC)

252 Ja, Herr Taylor, ze chicken at ze Arby's schmeckt schlecht

Posted by: Werner Heisenberg ( not a Nazi ) at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (Co9e8)

253 "I think she is 51 which is not too old. Plus, she used to be fat and
now may be enjoying getting more attention from men now that she is
thinner."



Oh, yeah! Grwwwwwowl! Grabbed me some of that!

Posted by: Sen. Daniel Inouye's ghost at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (W+vEI)

254 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (/tuJf)

--------------------------------
For Senating or assaulting?

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (5NMZN)

255 220 These cub reporters have more dramas than a pack of teenage girls.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (hLRSq)

There are girls out there having their first period who are more stoic than this clown. And I say this as somebody who has three older sisters.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (RD7QR)

256 248 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (/tuJf)

Q - What if Franken doesn't want to leave?

A - POPCORN!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (mbhDw)

257
241 I'll bet I know where Jim Acosta keeps his Chapstick.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (RzgQJ)


Pulls double duty, does it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (pNxlR)

258 Back in the day - five or so years ago - their "reuben" sandwiches blew chunks.

As some jackhole said, its gotten better. I wish these places would just focus on what they do well instead of adding more and more to their menu. Jack in the Box has like 92 things on their menu and it all sucks. How can you mess up a taco that badly???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)

259 "225 Arbys is mixed, their roast beef is tasty but their "gyros" are terrible and the chicken is meh.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"


Very accurate. Stick to Chik-Fil-A if you want chicken.

However, I will say that Roy Rogers is making a comeback at least here in the DC metro area and their gold rush chicken sandwich is pretty damn good.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (OD2ni)

260 238 At Arby's you can order the off-menu item: the Meat Mountain.

It is a triumph of quantity over quality. Stalin himself would rise from the grave to eat one.

...which may not be an endorsement, now that I think on it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (xJa6I)

Meat Mountain? they stole my nic!

Posted by: PDT's Dick at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (xFBfz)

261 238. * zombie Stalin inspects 'sammich' *

* arbys staff and management and all families transported to Kazakhstan *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (fA1SL)

262 248 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (/tuJf)

I am proud to announce that Al Franken's seat will be filled by none other than Al Franken himself. He completed grope therapy and is totes sorry.

Posted by: Minnesota Governor at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (72PAC)

263 254 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (/tuJf)

--------------------------------
For Senating or assaulting?
Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (5NMZN)

They seem to go hand in hand. Or hand on breast, if you prefer.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (RD7QR)

264 Zombie Stalin is walkin' around, eating Arby's and dating human women. He's mighty proud.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (xJa6I)

265 >>Well, not for nothin' but you could call Lerner a deep stater.

And what exactly is her job in government today?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (/tuJf)

266 So's they can't get ID to vote, you see. *cough*bullcrap*cough*

If you wait until the day of something to get an ID...

Sorry. Target-rich environment, but that's my favorite take right now.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (hXeKX)

267 258 How can you mess up a taco that badly???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)


Not pink enough?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (mbhDw)

268 I think Jim Acosta is confusing being outmaneuvered and up against a superior intellect with being bullied.


And strangely enough, when Obama and crew was actually bullying spying on, and treating the press like a toilet, not a peep nor a tweet.







Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (ymnmz)

269 Hello again, Jim. This time, try not to shit on the gurney like O'Donnell does...

Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: The WAAAAHMBULANCE at December 12, 2017 02:33 PM (DICxC)

270 at the end of the day it won't change my life materially.


Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:23 PM (/tuJf)

If Hillary Clinton went to jail I would probably damage my vocal chords from all of the whooping and cheering and yelling.

And while I get your point, the repercussions for (hopefully only) almost destroying America should be more significant than simply losing all political power.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2017 02:33 PM (wYseH)

271 252 Ja, Herr Taylor, ze chicken at ze Arby's schmeckt schlecht
Posted by: Werner Heisenberg ( not a Nazi ) at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (Co9e


Are you certain?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:33 PM (8UuKm)

272 arby's makes chicken?

They have "All The Meats" now (beef, pork, chicken, and fish). Their current marketing is basically "screw you vegetarians". Quality of the items varies by store in ways McDonalds would never allow, but if you get a good store their buffalo chicken sliders are great.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 12, 2017 02:33 PM (3J/LN)

273 257
241 I'll bet I know where Jim Acosta keeps his Chapstick.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (RzgQJ)

Pulls double duty, does it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (pNxlR)


Well, when you wear ass-less chaps...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 02:33 PM (mbhDw)

274 >>>Popeye's actually claim they were named after Popeye Doyle from The French Connection fame. (I think that was a ruse to get out of a copyright infringement.) So maybe they should have the female staff wear go-go boots.

Gary Gygax routinely claimed to have a thousand sources of inspiration for D&D in order to dodge the very clear copyright infringement case that the Tolkein estate could bring.

Appendix N is a lie.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2017 02:33 PM (8rNrN)

275 'You cannot have ze Duck!'

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (RzgQJ)

276 Ok, so we have an Arby's thread now. ahahah

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (M+Lyo)

277 266 So's they can't get ID to vote, you see. *cough*bullcrap*cough*

If you wait until the day of something to get an ID...

Sorry. Target-rich environment, but that's my favorite take right now.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (hXeKX)



They'll probably show up to vote on Wednesday.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (8UuKm)

278 248
Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (/tuJf)


Whoa! Slow down! Alabama hasn't voted yet, and a Womyn has the right to change her mind! I never set a date!

You brute!

Posted by: Senator Al Franken at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (UsCnO)

279 "She said if I asked a question of Trump at the bill signing "I can't promise you will be allowed into a pool spray again." "

So CNN too has an "Either - Ohr" problem?

Posted by: geoffb at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (zOpu5)

280 call my achievement of room temperature.............."Kate's Revenge"

Posted by: zombie Ed Lee ( butt assassin ) at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (Co9e8)

281 http://bit.ly/2AcA239

DEVELOPING: AG Sessions Weighing Special Counsel To Investigate Top DOJ Official Over Fusion GPS Contacts

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (y3aQB)

282 Beef n' Cheddars are still king.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (ycWCI)

283 Jim Acosta is a pussy-hat wearing creep.

What? That isn't a hat????????


Never mind.

Posted by: True the Note at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (HLTe8)

284 175 Lance I know they are not connected but still I am sure lots of kids would actually eat a spinach something from Popeyes.

Course, Obama would likely try to order a hamburger and pay for it next Tuesday. If he was man enough to eat a burger.
=======
Obummer eats turkey burgers with kale and non-fried green tomatoes on top.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (W+kMI)

285 258 Back in the day - five or so years ago - their "reuben" sandwiches blew chunks.

As some jackhole said, its gotten better. I wish these places would just focus on what they do well instead of adding more and more to their menu. Jack in the Box has like 92 things on their menu and it all sucks. How can you mess up a taco that badly???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)

Yup. Fast food is...ok if you stick to what each franchise does best. KFC is ok for Chicken. Burger King is ok for burgers. Arby's is ok for roast beef, etc.

It's the 'other' items that usually go south.

Though, props to Wendy's, their baked potatoes and chili are both tasty and carrot-free.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (xJa6I)

286 Gary Gygax routinely claimed to have a thousand sources of inspiration for D&D in order to dodge the very clear copyright infringement case that the Tolkein estate could bring.

Well, to be fair he was also heavily influenced by Jack Vance, especially the spell system.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (39g3+)

287 Jim Acosted hits #1 with - Tears of a clown

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (M+Lyo)

288 You brute!"

You brute you brute you brute....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (MINbv)

289 As some jackhole said, its gotten better. I wish these places would just focus on what they do well instead of adding more and more to their menu.

I miss Checkers (AKA Rally's). When they had locations in town (years ago), the menu was small, but service was *fast*, because there was less complexity.

I don't go to McDonald's often, but when I do, I'm kind of astounded at the enormous menu. Not Bernie Sanders-appalled, just... That's a lot of things that need a lot of different ingredients and prepwork.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (hXeKX)

290 Obummer eats turkey burgers with kale and non-fried green tomatoes on top.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (W+kMI)

Tofurkey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

291 CNN's new motto: "you don't have to be a pussy to work here, but it helps."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (oPNmq)

292 Though, props to Wendy's, their baked potatoes and chili are both tasty and carrot-free.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (xJa6I)


Carrot free, well done

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (M+Lyo)

293 274 >>>Popeye's actually claim they were named after Popeye Doyle from The French Connection fame. (I think that was a ruse to get out of a copyright infringement.) So maybe they should have the female staff wear go-go boots.

Gary Gygax routinely claimed to have a thousand sources of inspiration for D&D in order to dodge the very clear copyright infringement case that the Tolkein estate could bring.

Appendix N is a lie.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2017 02:33 PM (8rNrN)

Well he stole the magic system from Jack Vance. So two sources, at least...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (xJa6I)

294 Heh.....just heard a radio report that we used a drone to REMOVE SHABAAB. Out-fucking-standing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (fA1SL)

295 Yup. Fast food is...ok if you stick to what each franchise does best.

Breakfast at Taco Bell *shudder violently*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (39g3+)

296 246 Me personally,I loved it.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (LiyEm)

297 Yup. Fast food is...ok if you stick to what each franchise does best. KFC is ok for Chicken. Burger King is ok for burgers. Arby's is ok for roast beef, etc.

It's the 'other' items that usually go south.

Though, props to Wendy's, their baked potatoes and chili are both tasty and carrot-free.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (xJa6I)

The McDonalds fried chicken sandwich is actually pretty good. It's sort of a poor man's imitation of a Chic Fil'A chicken sandwich.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (KUaJL)

298 AG Sessions Weighing Special Counsel"

Grams? Kilos? Short tons?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (MINbv)

299 *Picture of Jim Acosta*

This is a Quim.

Posted by: CNN at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (RzgQJ)

300 Damn it Christopher, stay out of my mind!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:37 PM (xJa6I)

301 Let me know when she tells Acosta to go get his fucking shinebox.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 02:37 PM (O5Q3r)

302 And now, off to lunch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 12, 2017 02:37 PM (xJa6I)

303 Seem to remember Arby's with a real roast beef displayed up front, and a deli style slicer, many years ago (1967?). Now mystery meat thru a kitchen window, nothing to see here. Oh, sock off.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 12, 2017 02:37 PM (UNfK6)

304 Meat Mountain . . . if that's not the title of a gay porn movie, it should be.

Posted by: Playboy's White House Correspondent at December 12, 2017 02:37 PM (5clls)

305 "We will not be intimidated."

"Unless it's Saddam Hussein."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (gCJeK)

306 Fuck you Ace - Milk and Cereal all over my Keyboard!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (RzgQJ)

Another Moron dining fashionably late, I see.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (oPNmq)

307 Wendy's chili is pretty good but they put sugar in it

I can't stand their burgers though. And Burger King gives me a nasty aftertaste, I think its the "grilling" flavor chemicals they use.

I mean technically they do hit a grill for a few moments before being put on your burger but they're fried.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (39g3+)

308 Curing constipation is what Taco Bell is best at...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (LiyEm)

309 >>And while I get your point, the repercussions for (hopefully only) almost destroying America should be more significant than simply losing all political power.

Absolutely. And I would be more than happy to see this DOJ, the one not controlled by Barack Obama, prosecute what we are seeing right now unfold. It is much more consequential than what Lerner did as bad and illegal as it was.

I don't think opening that wound up at this particular time would be all that useful or successful.

Eyes on the prize. We are talking about taking down a much bigger and much more dangerous part of the corrupt federal government right now along with doing things like going after public unions, illegal immigrants, gangs like MS-13, chain migration, etc.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (/tuJf)

310 DEVELOPING: AG Sessions Weighing Special Counsel To Investigate Top DOJ Official Over Fusion GPS Contacts
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (y3aQB)



But then he remembered he used his GPS to find that new Fusion restaurant and recused himself.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (BoMuO)

311 What a tool. If Acosta would engage in actual journalism instead of being a left-wing douchetool hack, he wouldn't get taken to the woodshed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

312 "304 Meat Mountain . . . if that's not the title of a gay porn movie, it should be."


It is. And I own it.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (OD2ni)

313 Beef n' Cheddars are still king.


I misread that as Beef n' Cheerleaders.

I like my version better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (fuK7c)

314 310 DEVELOPING: AG Sessions Weighing Special Counsel To Investigate Top DOJ Official Over Fusion GPS Contacts
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM (y3aQB)



But then he remembered he used his GPS to find that new Fusion restaurant and recused himself.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (BoMuO)

Heh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (NWiLs)

315 Why does it matter how much the special counsel weighs? Is he thinking Christie?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (BoMuO)

316 I don't go to McDonald's often, but when I do, I'm kind of astounded at the enormous menu. Not Bernie Sanders-appalled, just... That's a lot of things that need a lot of different ingredients and prepwork.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (hXeKX)

Mostly salted to high heaven- and I like salt.

I am continually amazed at McDonald's menu transformations. The best item of the past ten years I can think of is still their 1/3lb burgers. I saw the other day 'Signature series' burgers. They seem to keep wating to go back to the 'artisan burger' well. Does that really work? Must not since none of this crap seems to hang around.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

317 Cold cuts with imitation horseradish mayo? eh. It'll get you to your next destination.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (2Mnv1)

318 313 Beef n' Cheddars are still king.


I misread that as Beef n' Cheerleaders.

I like my version better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (fuK7c)

Cheerleader Roasties.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (NWiLs)

319 Alternate Headline: Jim Acosta mind-raped by Sarah Huckabee Sanders; Democrat women of Congress call for witch-burning!

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (LSN1b)

320 I want to thank Presdent Obama for finally ending the Iraq War that was announced today by the Prime Minister of Iraq. Even Trump could not screw this victory up even though he tried so hard to makes Presdent Obama looks bad. Thank You Sir and Brattleboro loves and wants you back....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at December 12, 2017 02:39 PM (u54O2)

321 Curing constipation is what Taco Bell is best at...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (LiyEm)


This is sound advice, I can vouch for this claim. The more hotsauce the faster it works.

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at December 12, 2017 02:40 PM (M+Lyo)

322 DEVELOPING: AG Sessions Weighing Special Counsel To Investigate Top DOJ Official Over Fusion GPS Contacts

I think we have the answer to "Did you use the dossier to get a FISA warrant?"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2017 02:40 PM (CClpm)

323 Beef n' Cheddars are still king.

I misread that as Beef n' Cheerleaders.


I am fine with either one really.

Kind of like Larry Correia said this morning. Every time he sees #ShePersisted he thinks its saying #SheepResisted

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:40 PM (39g3+)

324 Uncle Palp, who got drone-zapped?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

325
Stelter Tapper Acosta sounds like rape.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2017 02:41 PM (r+sAi)

326 Sarah is bloody awesome. That's all.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 02:41 PM (a0IVu)

327 Everytime I ate at Arby's, I had an upset stomach. I doubt it had anything to do with the fifth of Valu-Rite I drank beforehand.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:41 PM (7n4KQ)

328 No Don Lemon?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 12, 2017 02:41 PM (BRpqW)

329 Cold cuts with imitation horseradish mayo? eh. It'll get you to your next destination.


Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017

. . .

Especially if your next destination is the toilet.

Posted by: Gas Station Restroom at December 12, 2017 02:41 PM (iys0/)

330 And anyway, it was Elizabeth Warren who used the phrase "slut shaming" first about Kirstin. What an idiot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:41 PM (8+Ozj)

331 Not drunk enough Mary. Run out of comps at the casino?

Posted by: Exile at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (Fikbq)

332 Jim Acosta comes to ace for shelving advice.

His Indian nickname in college was Squats To Pee.

You can stump him for hours by leaving the toilet seat up.

Closing the lid also gives him fits. That's why they now call them press sprays.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (0ogQG)

333 I can't stand their burgers though. And Burger King gives me a nasty aftertaste, I think its the "grilling" flavor chemicals they use.

I mean technically they do hit a grill for a few moments before being put on your burger but they're fried.



And then frozen and microwaved.

BK used to be good back when they had a conveyor belt grill in the store and you could watch the burgers go through the cleansing flames.

It's just warmed over cardboard now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (fuK7c)

334 247
225 Arbys is mixed, their roast beef is tasty but their "gyros" are terrible and the chicken is meh.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:28 PM (39g3+)

Back in the day - five or so years ago - their "reuben" sandwiches blew chunks.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (pNxlR)

One time I got so drunk that I blew Chunks late in the night when I got home.

What makes that so bad is Chunks is my dog.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (A3b6q)

335 McDonald's best burger was McDLT, but it cost too much with the packaging and didn't fit well in bags. Great burger though. And the first year their McRib came out it was really tasty. They changed it and now its made out of roadkill and Ted Kennedy's used underwear or something.

Fast Food joints are always looking for the next chicken nugget. That was a huge seller that everyone liked, but nothing has come close ever since. McD's even tried pizza and spaghetti for crying out loud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)

336 324. Bus loaded with HE for use as VBIED. It would have been a repeat of that yuuuge teuck bombing from a few weeks back.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (fA1SL)

337 Jim Acosta's mother sucks cocks in hell.

I think we should just leave Acosta's mother out of things.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (8+Ozj)

338 And strangely enough, when Obama and crew was actually bullying spying on, and treating the press like a toilet, not a peep nor a tweet.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (ymnmz)


Just deep sighs of passion.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (hLRSq)

339 72
#13-Yes, Patrick. That's what they're saying



She "came to his office begging for campaign donations and would do anything for them"



I'm sorry, but you have to be excessively stupid and histrionic to get "sexual harassment" from the above tweet

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (8+Ozj)


We are NOT "excessively" stupid. Proof? We still make more money by spewing this garbage that the vast majority of our viewers.
So Fuck You!

Posted by: Jim, Jake, Wolfe, Br(.)(.)ke, Van "Commie" Jones, et.al. at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (UsCnO)

340 So Warren is insinuating Gillibrand is a slut? Meow.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (a0IVu)

341
Kind of like Larry Correia said this morning. Every time he sees #ShePersisted he thinks its saying #SheepResisted
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:40 PM (39g3+)

I think it looks like Shep resisted.

Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (V+V48)

342 265 >>Well, not for nothin' but you could call Lerner a deep stater.

And what exactly is her job in government today?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (/tuJf)

No, I'm saying how many more Lois Lerner's are there hiding in the IRS and all of gov't.? Prosecuting her to the fullest would have, at the very least, made the others CURRENTLY working think twice.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 02:44 PM (Enq6K)

343 I don't go to McDonald's often, but when I do, I'm kind of astounded at the enormous menu.


This! You have to stand there and wait for the electronic menu to cycle through before you can even know what your possible choices are.

I hate that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 02:44 PM (QQ+il)

344 340 So Warren is insinuating Gillibrand is a slut? Meow.
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (a0IVu)


Ten Bears won't want her...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 02:44 PM (mbhDw)

345 I see it as #ShePerspired

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:44 PM (7n4KQ)

346 Ratfuckers,every last one of them.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (XMDuf)

347 Gee, I never would have guessed that Egg McMUffin was a fraud and a POS...


"Evan McMullin Being Funded by Anti-American Persian Billionaire"

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (OD2ni)

348 248 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.
=====
Stand by for another Beirut-style Blue on Blue firefight.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (W+kMI)

349 341 Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (V+V4

No matter how manly she got, I was never REALLY tempted....

//Shempf Smiff looking at MeAgain Kelly

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (SzZnW)

350 Cant stand heat, get out of kitchen.

Posted by: rifraf at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (RiEBD)

351
Every time I go to Arby's, I think of our favorite gal here, Hope Solo.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (8O3HH)

352 "Jackson said her superiors at the CFPB asked her to falsify documents during her investigation into a Texas-based payday lending company, Ace Cash Express."


I didn't know Ace had a side job.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (BoMuO)

353
San Fransisco's mayor is mort

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (lKyWE)

354
I think it looks like Shep resisted.
Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (V+V4

That can't be right...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (ycWCI)

355 Jim Acosta's mother sews socks that smell.

Posted by: The Possessed Chicken at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (QQ+il)

356 Persian? Don't they mean Iranian?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (a0IVu)

357 I assume Trump meant to use *asterisks* but I'm not gonna character-shame the President.



Much.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (hXeKX)

What's wrong with using quote marks, as, get this, quote marks?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (oPNmq)

358 348. * grabs popcorn and semechki, roots for casualties *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (fA1SL)

359 Pluck Me!

Posted by: The Possessed Chicken at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (QQ+il)

360 In the 80's McDonald's introduced a 1/3 burger called the Cheddar Melt. The main purpose was to get customers to bump up their drink size (back before they were all $1) in order to increase sales (though margin on drinks decreased slightly.) It doesn't have to stay if it increases visits and sales.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (5NMZN)

361 Now I do not feel that bad about the language in my comments on Gerry Studds.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (2X7pN)

362 351
Every time I go to Arby's, I think of our favorite gal here, Hope Solo.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (8O3HH)

Just wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (ycWCI)

363 "340 So Warren is insinuating Gillibrand is a slut? Meow."


Me give pale face from New York the dirty nose star for being with one too many bucks.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 12, 2017 02:47 PM (OD2ni)

364 353. So's the city.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:47 PM (fA1SL)

365 I didn't know Ace had a side job.


It's a cash only business.

Posted by: The Possessed Chicken at December 12, 2017 02:47 PM (QQ+il)

366 I think it looks like Shep resisted.

Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (V+V4


That's just part of the role play at the bathhouse gangbang.

Posted by: Shep at December 12, 2017 02:47 PM (uiwCw)

367 351
Every time I go to Arby's, I think of our favorite gal here, Hope Solo.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 02:45 PM (8O3HH)

Moreso with Horsey Sauce or BBQ?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

368 333 I can't stand their burgers though. And Burger King gives me a nasty aftertaste, I think its the "grilling" flavor chemicals they use.

I mean technically they do hit a grill for a few moments before being put on your burger but they're fried.


And then frozen and microwaved.

BK used to be good back when they had a conveyor belt grill in the store and you could watch the burgers go through the cleansing flames.

It's just warmed over cardboard now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (fuK7c)

Ugh. I can't stand BK. I got amoebic dysentery from their burgers when we were in Panama. I was pregnant at the time, and was praying nothing happened to the baby. It didn't, but she has been a sick child ever since. You couldn't pay me to eat their food.

Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (V+V48)

369 Where is this pool that needs sprayed?

Posted by: Al Roker at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (V8Y+e)

370 Wasn't the CDLT canceled because it relied on styrofoam containers to keep the burger hot and the Lettuce and Tomato cold?And styrofoam was the devil!

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (LiyEm)

371 #13-Yes, Patrick. That's what they're saying





She "came to his office begging for campaign donations and would do anything for them"





I'm sorry, but you have to be excessively stupid and histrionic to get "sexual harassment" from the above tweet



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (8+Ozj)


We are NOT "excessively" stupid. Proof? We still make more money by spewing this garbage that the vast majority of our viewers.
So Fuck You!


Posted by: Jim, Jake, Wolfe, Br(.)(.)ke, Van "Commie" Jones, et.al. at December 12, 2017 02:43 PM (UsCnO)

2017

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (dKiJG)

372 290 Obummer eats turkey burgers with kale and non-fried green tomatoes on top.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:35 PM (W+kMI)

Tofurkey.
========
That is when he is in the dog house with Moochelle.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (W+kMI)

373 *[gurgle]*

FLAMES!

Posted by: Jim Acosta's Mom at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (5clls)

374 Please Ace, tell us hillbilly Mcsticksters what "pool spray" means.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (tcwn1)

375 You'd swear she grabbed his pussy or something.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (vg8iE)

Threadwinner. Or at least this made me laugh my ass off....

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at December 12, 2017 02:49 PM (PNxM1)

376 'You cannot have ze Duck!'

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:34 PM


And you cannot have the Mango!

Posted by: Mango at December 12, 2017 02:49 PM (p+Wdc)

377 369 Posted by: Al Roker at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (V8Y+e)

They are looking for a clear coat Al, not Brown Passion.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 02:49 PM (SzZnW)

378 Arby's? Hope Solo?

...

...

...


OOOOOOOH! Wow.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 02:49 PM (PFy0L)

379 373. 'Por que, Jaime? Por que?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:49 PM (fA1SL)

380 That is when he is in the dog house with Moochelle.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (W+kMI)


When he's in the dog house he's just rustling up a snack.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (8UuKm)

381 How can you mess up a taco that badly???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)


Right? They wont eat themselves, you know.

Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (V8Y+e)

382 I got amoebic dysentery from their burgers when we were in Panama. I was pregnant at the time, and was praying nothing happened to the baby.

yikes!!!

I got food poisoning from Arctic Circle taco salad and have never eaten there again. I know that was just a bad shop and one instance but its just something I can't do again. My body could not get that food out of my system fast or violently enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (39g3+)

383 True tweet comments:

He verbally sexually assaulted her. He needs to resign.

- Yes!!! "Misogyny" is absolute proof that someone needs to resign!!! You guys are crazy. Just keep yelling and you'll be seeing Trump win again in 2020.

When a little more than 1/2 the population is female, misogyny is disqualifying to those who believe in equality.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (cAXIk)

384 What is the pool spray anyway? Water fountain?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (a0IVu)

385 I firmly believe every fast food joint has no more than 10 ingredients that in different combinations make everything on every menu at every joint.

And it all comes in tubs. Frozen.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (g6sZZ)

386 382, I got food poisoning from Arctic Circle taco salad
and have never eaten there again. I know that was just a bad shop and
one instance but its just something I can't do again. My body could not
get that food out of my system fast or violently enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (39g3+)
Jersey Mike's for me. It was just that one shop but ruined the whole chain for me.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (a0IVu)

387 A pool spray is a brief photo opportunity, for instance, at the White House following a meeting.

Per the wikipedia

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (BoMuO)

388 Jack in the Box's new Angus Burger and Buttery Swiss Cheese and Bacon burgers are the bomb. Srsly tasty stuff. And I am not a fast food fan.

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (g1MTt)

389 374 Please Ace, tell us hillbilly Mcsticksters what "pool spray" means.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2017 02:48 PM (tcwn1)

Seconded. I could not puzzle that one out either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

390 This is bullying, straight up.

Posted by: Whoopi at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (398bZ)

391 I've never gotten food poisoning from a restaurant before. *knocks on wood*

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (NWiLs)

392 If Al Franken hasn't officially resigned why is the MN Governor appointing someone?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (8+Ozj)

393 Wasn't the McDLT canceled because it relied on styrofoam containers to keep the burger hot and the Lettuce and Tomato cold?And styrofoam was the devil!

I think they probably could have worked out a cardboard box that worked but yeah I think that contributed as well.

I can't stand McD's any longer. I don't know if its because I grew older or just because they have crappier ingredients or what. I know the buns are worse, dry, unpleasant. The hamburger tastes like that stuff you got a the school cafeteria in buns too. Vaguely meat-like patties.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (39g3+)

394 >>No, I'm saying how many more Lois Lerner's are there hiding in the IRS and all of gov't.? Prosecuting her to the fullest would have, at the very least, made the others CURRENTLY working think twice.

Maybe. Hopefully there is a continuing focus on removing any others who were culpable and Lerner wasn't the only one forced out back then, just the most visible.

We've been throwing corrupt politicians in jail since the founding of the Republic. It hasn't stopped more from taking their place. That's why my focus is in restoring the rule of law in our government so that we can have at least better oversight of these crooks.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (/tuJf)

395 I saw Anus Burgers and Battered Swiss Chicks open for...

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (5NMZN)

396 341
Kind of like Larry Correia said this morning. Every time he sees #ShePersisted he thinks its saying #SheepResisted
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:40 PM (39g3+)

I think it looks like Shep resisted.


------

Not a chance!

Posted by: Shep in Cellblock 9 at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (BRpqW)

397 Why doesn't Trump just make it official and not allow Acosta or CNN into the White House?

The 1st Amendment doesn't give reporters carte blanche access to the White House.

Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (lKmt3)

398 that ain't chicken

Posted by: arby's at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (WX+x0)

399 381
How can you mess up a taco that badly???



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:31 PM (39g3+)





Right? They wont eat themselves, you know.



Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (V8Y+e)


The Paolo knows.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (ymnmz)

400 387 A pool spray is a brief photo opportunity, for instance, at the White House following a meeting.

Per the wikipedia
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (BoMuO)

Ahhh, so it is a real term. I assumed it involved busty lesbians, girlishly splashing each other in the pool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (ycWCI)

401 Like Obamacare, which passed without a single vote by a Republican.





Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 12, 2017 02:21 PM (U6f54)


Not true... it would not have got out of Senate committee but for the vote of Susan Collins.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (SrkNc)

402
I got food poisoning from Arctic Circle taco salad and have never eaten there again. I know that was just a bad shop and one instance but its just something I can't do again. My body could not get that food out of my system fast or violently enough.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:50 PM (39g3+)

That's awful. I don't know what Arctic Circle is, but I think I will treat them like Chipotle and just not go. No need to play roulette with my GI system.

Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (V+V48)

403 When I was 19 I worked at McD's one night a week, unloading the truck overnight. (I got the gig through my girlfriend at the time who was an asst. manager there.)
Anyways, chicken mcnuggets came out right during that period. Me and this black dude I worked with would fire up the deep fryers and eat mounds of those things. Unloading the truck and putting everything away took about 2 hours and we had an 8-hour overnight shift so we had lots of time to kill and no bosses around to stop us.

I also used to make egg mcmuffins with like 6 slices of Canadian bacon in them LOL.

Wemust have killed thatplace's bottom line.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (ul9CR)

404 Well dammit!!!! My super duper extra mega hawt could-have-been-a model beautiful AND smart young lady MD got engaged at Thanksgiving. Shit!

Posted by: Weasel at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (Sfs6o)

405 I can't stand McD's any longer. I don't know if its because I grew older or just because they have crappier ingredients or what. I know the buns are worse, dry, unpleasant. The hamburger tastes like that stuff you got a the school cafeteria in buns too. Vaguely meat-like patties.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (39g3+)


The trick is to get one right after it's been prepared and not been sitting under the heat lamps. Huge difference in taste.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (NWiLs)

406 If Al Franken hasn't officially resigned why is the MN Governor appointing someone?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (8+Ozj)

Making up Franken's mind for him

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (BoMuO)

407 I don't understand what it is about the new cars where out of my peripheral vision it looks like the headlights are flashing

You too, huh?

Posted by: McCain's TUMAH at December 12, 2017 02:53 PM (a1s18)

408
>> Moreso with Horsey Sauce or BBQ?

Both, and the Triple Pepper Sauce or whatever they call it.

One of the local Arby's is getting stingy with the sauces. They're keeping the bins out of reach, and you have to ask for what you want, rather than just grabbing it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (8O3HH)

409 The McDLT packaging was to keep the veggies from wilting under the heat lamps. No more long enurance heat lamp understorage.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (5NMZN)

410 It was just that one shop but ruined the whole chain for me.

Yeah all it takes is once. My brother used to love fresh tomatoes sliced on pizza. Got food poisoning from them. Now he barely can eat tomatoes anywhere.

Its difficult to even describe how awful you feel. I felt bad for the janitor that had to clean up the hall that I ran down trying to reach the bathroom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (39g3+)

411 I hate that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 02:44 PM (QQ+il)

So do we.

Posted by: McDonald's Shareholders at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (wYseH)

412 "Verbally sexually assaulted her"

Oh, yes, that was a great example al right-"She'd anything for donations."

:^( :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (8+Ozj)

413 Wasn't the McDLT canceled because it relied on styrofoam containers to keep the burger hot and the Lettuce and Tomato cold?And styrofoam was the devil!

I think that was the official excuse. But the reality was they did this gimmick with a cold side, then threw the whole thing under a heat lamp.

It was just a quarter pounder with lettuce and tomato anyway. Big issues packaging the long container for the drive through, as well as keeping stacks of them back in the kitchen.

Yeah, I used to work at McDonald's. What of it?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (PFy0L)

414 I got very sick from the first Whattaburger I ever ate. Now even the name makes me nauseous

Posted by: Abby at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (dWEBP)

415
One of the local Arby's is getting stingy with the sauces. They're keeping the bins out of reach, and you have to ask for what you want, rather than just grabbing it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (8O3HH)


How is a hobo supposed to eat?

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:55 PM (7n4KQ)

416 >>>>I've never gotten food poisoning from a restaurant before. *knocks on wood*
.
.
.Meatball sub from Subway in 1989 from the on base Subway in San Diego, CA.

I get nauseous when I walk by a subway and smell it to this day.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2017 02:55 PM (+Dllb)

417 And it all comes in tubs. Frozen.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger


I stopped getting fast food burgers a long time ago. For under 3 bucks you can go to a diner type restaurant near me and get a nice hamburger where they form a beef patty, put it on the grill, and make up your burger with the toppings you want. Nice and juicy. It's a lot better that whatever those hamburgers are at the fast food places.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2017 02:55 PM (+lVUW)

418 "Ahhh, so it is a real term. I assumed it involved busty lesbians, girlishly splashing each other in the pool.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"


I like your definition better.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 02:55 PM (OD2ni)

419 7-11 quarter-pound Spicy Bite, with 'chili' and 'cheese' and kraut and jalapeno slices. And a "King Sized" Snicker for dessert.

Goddamn.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 02:55 PM (Bdeb0)

420 404. Shovels and tarps can be had for reasonable prices in most hardware stores.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:55 PM (fA1SL)

421 345
I see it as #ShePerspired

There is a spray for that. I used it before my interviews, and now NBC owes me $45 million dollars.

Posted by: Megan Kelly at December 12, 2017 02:56 PM (UsCnO)

422 >>I got very sick from the first Whattaburger I ever ate.


That ginger whore Wendy nearly killed me.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:56 PM (RzgQJ)

423 "Laugh of the Day: Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt.



Warren owes all sluts an apology.


Posted by: Roy"

LOL! There are so many levels of Dem insanity packed into that, it may reach critical mass stupidity and go nuclear. We are doomed.

Posted by: Ripley at December 12, 2017 02:56 PM (MxEKc)

424 I don't know what Arctic Circle is, but I think I will treat them like Chipotle and just not go.

They are an ice cream sundae kinda place like Dairy Queen that branched out into burgers and stuff. They use real ice cream and the desserts are really tasty (not that I can eat them any more) but avoid the other food.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:56 PM (39g3+)

425
Slap, how are you doing? Don't mean to pry and don't answer if you don't want to, but have things stabilized?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (hjJLK)

426 I love Sarah. Whenever they bitch at her, instead of blubbering about sexism, she hits back.
That's what strong, independent women do.

Maybe next time he whines, she should hand him a hanky to cry into.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (+lVUW)

427 The Left is really getting buyers remorse over the #MeToo shitstorm...


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/283200/

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (LiyEm)

428 In the Houston area, napkins were apparently the big self-serve cost sink.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (5NMZN)

429 419. I guess Zod got that because the sushi vending machine was out of order.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (fA1SL)

430
I love Sarah. Whenever they bitch at her, instead of blubbering about sexism, she hits back.

That's what strong, independent women do.



Maybe next time he whines, she should hand him a hanky to cry into.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (+lVUW)

Through him a travel pak of kleenex.

Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (EGFUD)

431 248 Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday.
=====

How stoned was he? He didn't get the memo that smally hasn't resigned?

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (suO/a)

432 I question eating at any fast food place that serves something called a "meat mountain", even if it's on their secret menu.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (7n4KQ)

433 426 I love Sarah. Whenever they bitch at her, instead of blubbering about sexism, she hits back.
That's what strong, independent women do.

Maybe next time he whines, she should hand him a hanky to cry into.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (+lVUW)

===============

She's got bigger balls than Spicer, that's for sure.

Posted by: Jackal at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (fDby/)

434 Real food poisoning is the pits. A lot of people run around screaming "food poisoning" over an upset stomach. As any of you know who've had it, when you have real food poisoning you know it.

Projectile vomiting(not to mention the other end!) for hours will just wipe you the f out.

I lost almost 10 pounds in 3 days. Almost all water weight and you put it right back on but jeesh, my legs felt like a skeleten's for a few days.

The culprit in my case was meat loaf. It was years before I could eat meatloaf again.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (ul9CR)

435 414 I got very sick from the first Whattaburger I ever ate. Now even the name makes me nauseous
Posted by: Abby at December 12, 2017 02:54 PM (dWEBP)

Heh. When I spent 9 days visiting a friend in Dallas, he made it a point to take me to Whataburger 3 times.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (CMbMd)

436 345
I see it as #ShePerspired

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:44 PM (7n4KQ)

I see it as #ShepPresented

Posted by: Reggie at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (8iiMU)

437 Jim Acosta Heroically Whines That a Woman Made Him Feel Very Very Scared
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That's impossible!

Posted by: every single woman currently represented by Gloria Allred at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (dUOAV)

438 Subway sandwiches do that to me. Not food poisoning sick, but sick. I think it's the bread, something they do to make the dough survive transport so they can cook it in store.

I thought they were only trying to kill me, specifically, but alex says her BFF Lucy had the same reaction.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (fuK7c)

439 Mr. President, Mr. President: Titties. What's your position on them?

Posted by: Playboy's White House Correspondent at December 12, 2017 02:24 PM (5clls)

"If they obtain nourishment from the same bloodstream as a dick, they're fake."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (oPNmq)

440 For under 3 bucks you can go to a diner type restaurant near me and get a nice hamburger where they form a beef patty, put it on the grill, and make up your burger with the toppings you want.

Now I wanna go out to eat with Nerdygirl. We can talk about her natural d20's

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (39g3+)

441 >>Maybe next time he whines, she should hand him a hanky to cry into. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (+lVUW)

She should hand him a ball-gag and a selfie-stick.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (Bdeb0)

442 How stoned was he? He didn't get the memo that smally hasn't resigned?
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (suO/a)



I think the idea is to goose Franken out the door.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (8UuKm)

443 "387 A pool spray is a brief photo opportunity, for instance, at the White House following a meeting."

Well this is very disappointing.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (398bZ)

444 "Laugh of the Day: Fauxcahontas accusing Trump of "slut-shaming" Gillibrandt.

Warren owes all sluts an apology."


I do laugh that Twitchy is using a picture of Gillibrand with her mouth wide open for this story. Guessing not a coincidence.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (OD2ni)

445 That ginger whore Wendy nearly killed me.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:56 PM (RzgQJ)

Number 1 is a United flight from Newark to San Francisco CA. I was sick for a solid three days.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (wYseH)

446 >>Ahhh, so it is a real term. I assumed it involved
>> busty lesbians,

I was afraid it was a euphemism for one of Uncle Harvey's or some other perv/rapey Hollywood types maneuver when they trap the starlets by the pool area.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (8O3HH)

447 I assumed Trump meant Gillibrand gave out political favors, like political whores do.

Who would pay a politician for SEX??

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (YiCkI)

448 422
>>I got very sick from the first Whattaburger I ever ate.





That ginger whore Wendy nearly killed me.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 02:56 PM (RzgQJ)


Chili's.
Both my wife and I were making plans who got to use which bathroom as we pulled up our road so there would be no confusion. I almost just did it in the driveway. It was that close. Just driving by a chili's makes my intestines twist.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (ymnmz)

449 Pool spray? Sounds pretty gay if you ask me

NTTAWWT

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 12, 2017 02:59 PM (RKQ/v)

450 "She should hand him a ball-gag and a selfie-stick."


The most fabulous present ever.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 12, 2017 03:00 PM (OD2ni)

451 Sorry Sarah.. we won't be intimidated.

You sound intimidated.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2017 03:00 PM (2z74n)

452 432. I question eating at any fast food place that serves something called a "meat mountain", even if it's on their secret menu.
Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (7n4KQ)


If its anything like the Big Montana, its fabulous.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2017 03:00 PM (Mjus2)

453 >>429 419. I guess Zod got that because the sushi vending machine was out of order.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (fA1SL)

Nothing says sincere contrition like self-induced lava-ass.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 03:00 PM (Bdeb0)

454 Last bout of food poisoning for me was Taco Bell. Did not get off the toilet for 3 days. It was not pleasant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2017 03:00 PM (ycWCI)

455 A lot of people run around screaming "food poisoning" over an upset stomach. As any of you know who've had it, when you have real food poisoning you know it.

The only time I've had actual food poisoning was in Minsk, ca. '91.

I was convinced I had radiation poisoning from Chernobyl.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (fuK7c)

456 Fucking burgers around here almost all come from FSA/Sysco.
I'd say 80% of the food available in restaurants is the same shit from the same trucks.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (RzgQJ)

457 "Slap, how are you doing? Don't mean to pry and don't answer if you don't want to, but have things stabilized?"
-Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (hjJLK)

Things are in limbo right now. I'll be fine through this glorious season, however!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (Ckg4U)

458 Anybody ever eat one of those cornmeal covered rolls of something that spin next to the hot dogs on heated rollers at every truck stop?

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (7n4KQ)

459 We just had a health department inspection at our restaurant.

No infractions.

They did say we should look at replacing the wall material behind the dishwashing station with stainless steel instead of the plastic/board material that is there now.

If you don't understand what spotless is, you've got no business serving food.

Posted by: Jwest at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (/roJx)

460 453. Many's the mystery pondered on the Throne of Woe.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (fA1SL)

461 *NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 12, 2017 03:02 PM (Ckg4U)

462 >>A lot of people run around screaming "food poisoning" over an upset stomach. As any of you know who've had it, when you have real food poisoning you know it.

Had it. Bad clam (shut up Garrett). I thought I was going to die and then I was scared I wouldn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 03:02 PM (/tuJf)

463 A former friend of mine, well, EVERYTHING he ate gave him the shits.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 03:02 PM (CMbMd)

464 Apparently, America's stomachs and intestines can't handle America's signature foods. Perhaps a government program is needed.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 03:02 PM (5NMZN)

465
Sorry Sarah.. we won't be intimidated.

*Joe Besser voice*

"Not so, haaaaard!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 03:02 PM (QKT5U)

466 458. Those are strictly ornamental.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 03:02 PM (fA1SL)

467 458
Anybody ever eat one of those cornmeal covered rolls of something that
spin next to the hot dogs on heated rollers at every truck stop?

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (7n4KQ)


There's more to this story, right?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (ymnmz)

468 397
Why doesn't Trump just make it official and not allow Acosta or CNN into the White House?



The 1st Amendment doesn't give reporters carte blanche access to the White House.

Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (lKmt3)

There are some jokes that work so well, a professional never takes them out of the rotation. After a while, the audience shows up to hear the same joke again and again.
I made a career out of it.

Posted by: The ghost of Johnny Carson at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (UsCnO)

469 That ginger whore Wendy nearly killed me.

#MeToo. Puking from Florida all the way thru South Carolina. The second time I went to Wendy's was twenty years later.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (2z74n)

470 Maybe next time he whines, she should hand him a hanky to cry into.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 12, 2017 02:57 PM (+lVUW)

Through him a travel pak of kleenex.


Posted by: Infidel at December 12, 2017 02:58 PM (EGFUD)


Offer him a Midol.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (hLRSq)

471 Not true... it would not have got out of Senate committee but for the vote of Susan Collins.

In fairness, I'm sure that Harry Reid would have used the Rule 14 bullshit objection procedure to get the bill directly to the floor if that was needed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (QQ+il)

472 nood

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (so+oy)

473 I was convinced I had radiation poisoning from Chernobyl.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (fuK7c)

I have read your comments, and your opinion of Hemingway, so it's not out of the realm of possibility that you are, in fact, a nuclear mutant.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (wYseH)

474 Ms. Huckabee must have so much fun baiting Acosta. He always tanks in a battle of wits.

Might be fun putting him on a clock that limits his time to ask a question, he blabs too long and buzzer goes off and he gets an Alex Trebek, "Ooooh, sorry. That was a speech, not a question."

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (e1mEI)

475 "Chili's.
Both my wife and I were making plans who got to use which bathroom as we pulled up our road so there would be no confusion. I almost just did it in the driveway. It was that close. Just driving by a chili's makes my intestines twist.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless"


Sorry to hear that as I have never had a bad experience at Chilis. And I do like when an airport has a Chilis so I can get an order of Southwest Egg Rolls and a beer (or 2 or 3) before my flight.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (OD2ni)

476 A lot of people run around screaming "food poisoning" over an upset stomach. As any of you know who've had it, when you have real food poisoning you know it.

This is true.

Only happened once, but I spent an enchanted evening parting ways with my meal, which was undecided on whether to go fast forward (the Mt. St. Helens approach), or into reverse, so it did both alternately. /shudder

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (8UuKm)

477 You guys complaining about fast food are some really picky bitches. There are some good things out there, especially for the savvy Moron.
McDonald's: Breakfast menu, coffee. (The rest of it is Amazon-destroying import beef, clown parts, and soy.)
Raising Cains: Best simple menu, good price, just have to have a "good blood" day.
Chick-Fill-A: Another simple menu, the chicken is all chicken, and the servers are reasonably nice.
Wendy's: 4 for $4, a great deal and easier on me than the usual offers. Best chili out there, especially after the stale burgers get sliced and added. Actually their entire value menu is a win for reasonable sized food at a reasonable price.
Arby's: Best sandwich menu, would eat there more often if they knocked $1.50 off all the items. (I can no longer comment on the shakes, because diabetes.)
Burger King: 2 Whoppers for 6$ (cheese extra) need nothing else! Also 10 chicken nuggets (actual chicken and polygonal nuggets, not bullets) for $1.99.
Culvers: Kicks ass of everything above, made fresh, but I need a "good blood" day.
KFC: 5$ menu selections are good for budget, and it is real chicken with choices based on the day.
Popeyes: It's all good.
Cincinnati Chili: I prefer Gold Star, horrifying all the Skyline crowd. Another simple menu even if they keep pushing the deli sandwiches. (I dunno, if eating there I want coneys or 5-way, not ham and cheese...)

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (W+kMI)

478 Oh, dear

Is the rest of the thread going to consist of everyone's worse food poisoning experience and give graphic detail of what happened?

Ummm...no, please.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (8+Ozj)

479 And what exactly is her job in government today?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (/tuJf)

Keeping a hundred grand per year out of the hands of the taxpayers who earned it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (oPNmq)

480 McD's even tried pizza and spaghetti for crying out loud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)


You can order spageeti and rice in a Filipino Macdoos

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (V8Y+e)

481 (spoiler alert: This post involves Taco Bell and vagina)

One of the networks did a "fast food expose" story. Security camera in a Taco Bell showed a Dunham-like prole making tacos. Said menial reaches a meaty fist under the sans-a-belt waistband of her prison-issue brown polyester pants, and gives her cooch a good, thorough scratching. Resumes taco assembly.

Yo quiero a motion sickness bag.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (Bdeb0)

482 What the rules don't apply to the CNN snot and bawler, if it were me I'd ban the freaking sniveling whiner from the WH.

Posted by: Rose at December 12, 2017 03:04 PM (30UCB)

483 458 Anybody ever eat one of those cornmeal covered rolls of something that spin next to the hot dogs on heated rollers at every truck stop?
======
Ah yes, the aptly named "tornadoes", for what happens to my GI tract after eating two of them. Avoid them like the plague.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (W+kMI)

484 Whining on twitter is the sign of a real man.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (HgMAr)

485 You probably want to know which fair city hosted said Taco Bell.






Charm City. Luv ya, Ballmer.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 03:06 PM (Bdeb0)

486 gillibrand doesn't remind me of a slut. more like a trailer trash meth cooking skank. driving a primered 82 mustang on bald tires. sluts get laid, gillibrand, not so much.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (KP5rU)

487
Fucking burgers around here almost all come from FSA/Sysco. I'd say 80% of the food available in restaurants is the same shit from the same trucks.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (RzgQJ)


Sysco and Aramark control just about all food service in this country

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (lKyWE)

488 You can see the originals in the basement at Comet Pizza! They're full of cheese and hot dogs!
Posted by: John Podesta at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (aT+Bx)

Gaggas!

Posted by: Some Chick in Rhode Island at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (raGQi)

489 391 I've never gotten food poisoning from a restaurant before. *knocks on wood*
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 02:51 PM (NWiLs)

You are very fortunate.

Four times. I have had four bouts of amoebas. BUT....I have lived overseas, and that seriously increases your chances of encountering improperly prepared food. But pay attention to food recalls, and alerts-they may save you a trip to the ER for cipro, flagyl and rehydration.

Posted by: moki at December 12, 2017 03:07 PM (V+V48)

490 So I bingd "hope solo arbys" ... more horse radish than bbq. Also this:

https://tinyurl.com/ycop6yv4

more-or-less safe for work.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2017 03:08 PM (vWMNq)

491 It would have been a repeat of that yuuuge teuck bombing from a few weeks back.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (fA1SL)

Terannies hardest hit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (oPNmq)

492 I'd say 80% of the food available in restaurants is the same shit from the same trucks.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 03:01 PM (RzgQJ)


When we bought the restaurant in February, just about everything came from Sysco or Aramark. Everything frozen, just warm and serve. They were doing $285,000 per year in sales.

Now, everything is fresh. The only things that come on trucks are things like napkins, salt, ketchup and to-go cups.

Same location, same size, currently doing $55,000 per month on track to do well over $600,000 per year.

All it takes is to care.

Posted by: Jwest at December 12, 2017 03:11 PM (/roJx)

493 Just curious, have Jim Acosta and Veruca Salt ever been seen together?

Posted by: OCBill at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (w50fG)

494 A lot of people run around screaming "food poisoning" over an upset stomach. As any of you know who've had it, when you have real food poisoning you know it.

This is true.

Only happened once, but I spent an enchanted evening parting ways with my meal, which was undecided on whether to go fast forward (the Mt. St. Helens approach), or into reverse, so it did both alternately. /shudder
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 03:03 PM (8UuKm)

Back in the day, some Army buddies and I ate at a Polynesian restaurant in Fayetteville, NC. I evidently didn't have whatever the hell they had that made them projectile vomit within an hour of eating it. I drove them all to the emergency room in a car, thank God, that wasn't mine. Dudes thought they were dying.

Posted by: troyriser at December 12, 2017 03:12 PM (raGQi)

495 Nacod Thread!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 03:13 PM (QQ+il)

496 Years ago somewhere along the Indiana interstate my wife and I pulled in to an Arby's, since we were hungry and that was the only alternative. When I ordered two beef sandwiches I was told that they were out of beef and was offered a chicken sandwich. Imagine, Arby's (RB=Roast Beef) being out of beef. Kind of like Dairy Queen being out of fake ice cream, I guess.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 12, 2017 03:14 PM (fkNSY)

497 "Minnesota Governor has announced he will appoint a replacement for Franken Wednesday."


Unless Moore wins tonight.

Posted by: Bill Wynn's Undies at December 12, 2017 03:15 PM (3myMJ)

498 Kind of like Dairy Queen being out of fake ice cream, I guess.

===========

Went to Dairy Queen in Ellenton, Fl. Asked for a hot fudge sundae. They were out of hot fudge. Then I asked for a caramel sundae. They were out of caramel. I asked why the bothered to open and walked out.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 03:19 PM (2X7pN)

499 BK used to be good back when they had a conveyor belt grill in the store and you could watch the burgers go through the cleansing flames.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 12, 2017 02:42 PM (fuK7c)


You mean back in the day when they had 30 customers in front of you in line? My Gawd, just standing outside in the cold, it smelled awesome.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 03:25 PM (ajiE5)

500 Kirsten and close friends.

https://twitter.com/RepStevenSmith/status/940626752530939904

Posted by: geoffb at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (zOpu5)

501 Won't be allowed into a "pool spray"? What is that-the kiddie pool?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (8+Ozj)

I think that just means a guy spraying jazz on Acosta's face. Which he dearly loves

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2017 03:46 PM (9BLnV)

502 "Sorry Sarah.. we won't be intimidated."

If you act like a dick, you won't be invited back to the party. I think everyone here is aware of that rule, and none of us feel "intimidated" but it. Choice is still yours - just don't whine when you get the boot.

Posted by: Dean wormer at December 12, 2017 03:52 PM (fftfA)

503 How to deal with Acosta.

Next time he whines at a press conference about intimidation, press a button to show a "greatest hit" clip from CNN. Fake news, or something stupid, like the Donald Trump diet coke story. Then say simply "We don't want you to stop, we just want you to do your job better."

Mic drop.

Posted by: Dean wormer at December 12, 2017 03:58 PM (fftfA)

504 Insufferable blowhard is upset because he's being treated like the insufferable blowhard he is.

Posted by: Blake at December 12, 2017 03:59 PM (IlV2p)

505 All gone now but... yeah McDonald's has the best breakfast menu in fast food. Still pretty solid food, although the english muffins are rubbery and undercooked. Heated a bit on the grill doesn't cut it. Go biscuit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 04:26 PM (39g3+)

506 Just think: at the very beginning of the year, Mr. Acosta, Mr. Harwood, etc would fight and DIE for their beloved God-King. Don't forget the orgasmic sigh all the reporters let out when He gave His last press conference.

It seems that since then they all decided to become reporters again.

Ensure reporters actually do their jobs. Always vote Republican.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 12, 2017 05:26 PM (riRH3)

507 "Prior to this morment?" Do these idiots even bother using proper English anymore?

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 12, 2017 05:28 PM (riRH3)

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