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Sunday Overnight Thread (12/10/17) The Weekend Is Gone Edition
"I am horrified to learn again just how invasive this witch hunt was into nearly every part of every major Wisconsin conservative’s life. Now it's confirmed that it reached my own, even so far as to collect private medical information included in my emails with my daughter … The thought of my government intentionally and illegally targeting me is sickening." WI State Senator, Leah Vukmir-Republican
Frightening.
Quote II
“I had a boyfriend many years ago, he was my first boyfriend who had his own house, and one day I went outside to see what he was doing, and he was hoisting an American flag up the flagpole in his front yard. And I instantly felt very weird. It didn’t make sense, but I felt … scared." Sarah Silverman
Quote III
“Why? Because there are things in this world that are more important than ourselves. Freedom. The Constitution of the United States. Our way of life. Mom, baseball, apple pie; these things and so many more that make us uniquely American. We belong to something greater than ourselves. As complex and diverse and discordant as it is, this thing, this idea called America, binds us together in citizenship and community and brotherhood.”Lt. Heather "Lucky" Penny.Sarah Silverman, if you weren't such a despicable piece of shit, you might learn something from this woman.
Quote IV
“The appalling House vote for concealed carry reciprocity puts all New Yorkers at risk. This legislation would let individuals from out-of-state convicted of certain crimes carry hidden, loaded weapons in New York, in violation of New York’s much better, safer law. Only the NRA could propose something so ill-considered, dangerous and vile. New York passed the strongest gun safety measures in the country, and instead of joining the fight against senseless gun violence, Washington is trying to make New York and the rest of the nation less safe.”Governor Andrew M. Cuomo (D-NY)
What f*cking laws, Andy?
Gun store owners say they’re seeing a drop in sales as a result of bargain hunting and President Trump’s pro-Second Amendment support, Bloomberg reported. The maker of Smith and Wesson — American Outdoor Brands Corp. — said it has seen its annual profit drop by as much as 45 percent as gun purchasers look for better deals elsewhere. The report credits the president’s staunch pro-Second Amendment support giving gun owners security that their firearms will not be taken away or restricted as in past administrations. Despite the mass shootings, which in the past have drawn gun owners to stores as they fear impending lawmaker restriction, gun store owners say they have not seen this so-called “fear-based” buying.
Jerusalem and Donald Trump as seen by Paul Joseph Watson. There may be a naughty word or three. So you have been warned.
The ONT thinks that most Vets who use VA facilities would like to have prompt treatment and be shown respect. But, let's add quackery to the lousy service.
The Veterans Health Administration (VHA) has announced (VHA Directive 1137: VA Provision of Complementary & Integrative Health) that acupuncture, reiki, and reflexology, among other “complementary and integrative health [CIH] practices” will now be included in the standard veterans’ medical benefits package. [Translation: You, the taxpayer, will foot the bill.] The VHA found “adequate evidence exists to support the use” of some of these CIH practices, despite their own evidence review showing otherwise (“List I”I have heard that this time of year cookies and milk can be comforting as well. Fruit cake optional.. These must be offered at all VHA medical facilities, either on-site or by referral to community providers. Other CIH approaches (“List II”
Gloria Steinem and others of her ilk assisted in releasing the proverbial genie from the bottle in the 1960s. The summer of love. Women's liberation. Yadda, yadda, yadda. By God we will tell you what Erotica is good and what is bad.
“It is a hub that, in this moment of consciousness that is engulfing this country now, we must realize is the source of the poison that is in our system,” Steinem said, the New York Daily News reported. Steinem said that erotica is healthy but that mainstream porn was not healthy erotica, arguing that Pornhub normalizes the degradation of girls and women.I suppose when you are old and want to remain relevant you'll do just about anything for attention.
Is it an angel or did someone shove a tree up Hillary Clinton's ass? Sorry, couldn't resist.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at December 10, 2017 09:43 PM (AoK0a)
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Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2017 09:44 PM (tbOMB)
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Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 10, 2017 09:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at December 10, 2017 09:47 PM (AoK0a)
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Posted by: Gloria Steinem at December 10, 2017 09:48 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 10, 2017 09:48 PM (+y/Ru)
It's almost like they think Manzanar was built by the GOP.
Posted by: JAS at December 10, 2017 09:49 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: Leonidas at December 10, 2017 09:49 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2017 09:49 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2017 09:50 PM (WbIyz)
Now Jim here will sneak up on the felonius von pantsuitus in her natural environment and snap these cuffs on her ...
Posted by: Mutual of Omaha's It Just got Wilder Kingdom ... at December 10, 2017 09:50 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2017 09:51 PM (WbIyz)
But, I like the 8-Track photo.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2017 09:47 PM (q3Awe)
If 2 breasts are good, 3 must be great?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 09:51 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2017 09:52 PM (q3Awe)
Posted by: JAS at December 10, 2017 09:52 PM (7JbXq)
It's always something.
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 09:52 PM (XIpsB)
If 2 breasts are good, 3 must be great?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Tyson mutant chicken
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2017 09:52 PM (IqV8l)
It's almost like they think Manzanar was built by the GOP.
Posted by: JAS at December 10, 2017 09:49 PM (7JbXq)
It's really bizarre when you think about it. The Presidents who did the shittiest things to American citizens were Democrats. The political party of the people who did the shittiest things to American minorities were Democrats. The political party with the greatest affinity for fascism and communism is the Democrats. So why are they so scared of Republicans?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 10, 2017 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
It's always something.
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 09:52 PM (XIpsB)
Have. Not. Started. Yet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 09:52 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Big V at December 10, 2017 09:53 PM (MVE/7)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2017 09:53 PM (q3Awe)
Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2017 09:53 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at December 10, 2017 09:53 PM (Zd2ZF)
1. Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?
2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?
3. How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?
4. What are your thoughts on sex work?
5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?
6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?
7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?
8. Can any human be illegal?
9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?
10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 10, 2017 09:53 PM (+y/Ru)
You shook me all night long.
Posted by: otho at December 10, 2017 09:53 PM (qGuLD)
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Yeah.
And one gets mentioned from time to time in The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Posted by: junior at December 10, 2017 09:54 PM (cSguU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 09:52 PM (3/sUh)
Well, you're a guy, and there's still time. #2weeks
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 09:54 PM (XIpsB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 10, 2017 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
Projection and lack of empathy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2017 09:54 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 10, 2017 09:55 PM (2DOZq)
Types
Deletes
Oh never mind,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 09:55 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: The Incredibly Stupid Sarah Silverman at December 10, 2017 09:55 PM (O5Q3r)
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Bit heavy but very practical gift assuming you know the caliber the gift recipient needs.
Posted by: linduh at December 10, 2017 09:55 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 09:56 PM (XIpsB)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2017 09:56 PM (q3Awe)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at December 10, 2017 09:56 PM (84F5k)
Jerry Seinfeld had some funny scenes. Old Russian Commie great aunts and grand uncles.
Kind of like socialist scandies in Minnesota. The culture from whence they came.
Posted by: JAS at December 10, 2017 09:56 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 09:51 PM (3/sUh)
Best on a maid.
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at December 10, 2017 09:56 PM (/oBFI)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 09:57 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 09:57 PM (XIpsB)
Are you sure those aren't the ten questions NOT to ask?
Posted by: Aunt Luna at December 10, 2017 09:58 PM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 09:59 PM (wjmTS)
Might even be cheaper for the taxpayer, instead of endless "medical" intervention for what may be a non-medical problem.*
*needless to say, not every case, not even many of them
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2017 09:59 PM (oPNmq)
Not coffee time, need sleep
Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2017 09:59 PM (aC6Sd)
The political party with the greatest affinity for fascism and communism is the Democrats. So why are they so scared of Republicans?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular
Because they are leftists first and believe they are still in the world of "Gentleman's Agreement."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2017 09:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 10, 2017 10:00 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 10:00 PM (wjmTS)
1. Fuck that Cuomo guy in particular...
2. Cuomo's is, get this, under investigation by, get this, the F.B.I.! (Now, I know what you're thinking, but still...)
3. I believe I speak for all Newyorkistanis (particularly Upstate ones) when I say I'm shocked (or Shocked! as we Newyorkistanis would say) that there should any hint or suggestion of any corruption whatsoever in this state...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 10, 2017 10:00 PM (e9G8E)
All live matter.
2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?
I like what I like. Don't force your crap on me and we'll both be fine.
3. How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?
Seriously, WTF does this even mean?
4. What are your thoughts on sex work?
I think I have to work way too hard to get some.
5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?
The what? Bush Derangement Syndrome? Beautiful Delicious Slurpees? Big Dong Suckers?
6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?
To the victor belong the spoils.
7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?
Hahahahahahahaha. No.
8. Can any human be illegal?
Come into my country uninvited, you're illegal. Period.
9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?
As long as they're not trying to shove that sharia bullshit down my throat and assimilate. And aren't illegal. They can stand in line like everyone else.
10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?
My allyship includes the Moron Horde. Some of them are disabled. So fuck off.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 10, 2017 10:00 PM (yzxic)
You're not doing it right if you think it's work.
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 09:57 PM (XIpsB
Have another glass of wine!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 10:01 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2017 09:47 PM (q3Awe)
I scavenged a working home model 8-track player out of the dump a few months ago. I have a car player someplace, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2017 10:01 PM (oPNmq)
My brother and I learned how to correctly fold the flag before we entered grade school.
We hoisted Old Glory each morning, and brought Her down each evening, folded and put away 'til morn.
Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2017 10:02 PM (yD/Pf)
I have a 2X-L in the basement!
The Educational Talking Robot.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2017 10:02 PM (q3Awe)
1. Fuck that Cuomo guy in particular...
2. Cuomo's is, get this, under investigation by, get this, the F.B.I.! (Now, I know what you're thinking, but still...)
3. I believe I speak for all Newyorkistanis (particularly Upstate ones) when I say I'm shocked (or Shocked! as we Newyorkistanis would say) that there should any hint or suggestion of any corruption whatsoever in this state...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 10, 2017 10:00 PM (e9G8E)
See Quote I
Democrats=Stasi
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 10:02 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 10:03 PM (wjmTS)
wisconsin-republican-witch-hunt-scott-walker-campaign-collected-personal-info-illegally/
Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at December 10, 2017 10:04 PM (IG9An)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 10, 2017 09:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Are you sure those aren't the ten questions NOT to ask?
Posted by: Aunt Luna at December 10, 2017 09:58 PM (Zd2ZF)
Timing depends on how the date is going.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2017 10:04 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2017 09:59 PM (oPNmq)
Some of them might well have 'off-label' benefits too. I had an insurance company that wouldn't cover chiropractic visits because their doctors didn't consider it to be a legitimate medical discipline. Well, fair enough, but guess what, assholes, I don't go to get my fucking qi realigned to channel my life force or whatever, I go to have a lady snap my back because my neck hasn't hurt since I started going. My neck doesn't know or care what it says it's supposed to do in the brochure.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2017 10:04 PM (y87Qq)
Porn that men masturbate to = Bad you pervert.
Posted by: buzzion at December 10, 2017 10:04 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 10, 2017 10:00 PM (e9G8E)
Bonus points if you were thinking that I was thinking "Yeah, so was Hillary."
Posted by: Splunge at December 10, 2017 10:04 PM (Vb4BV)
My allyship includes the Moron Horde. Some of them are disabled. So fuck off.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 10, 2017 10:00 PM (yzxic
I just looked up allyship, I 2nd your motion of telling them to fuck off
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 10:06 PM (3/sUh)
flake with full leather, moon roof, every option including the only
8-track player I ever owned. Cassette was better, the that car was a
dreamboat.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 10:03 PM (wjmTS)
Funny, by the time auto manufacturers got around to installing 8-tracks, cassette players, which were much superior in many respects, had about taken over the after-market.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2017 10:06 PM (oPNmq)
Correction: Porn that *straight men* foul the ficus to. Colon Commando porn is fine.
Also, hot little female porn stars that straight men like must have sex with rectum rangers on demand, or be killed.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:06 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at December 10, 2017 10:07 PM (84F5k)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 10, 2017 10:08 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 10:08 PM (XIpsB)
Seriously, WTF does this even mean?
Posted by: Country Singer at December 10, 2017 10:00 PM (yzxic)
Probably just wants to make sure you're following common-sense practices. Read all the steps in the Chilton's manual before dismantling sexism and misogyny, make sure you have the right tools before you start, keep an empty egg carton or magnetic bins on your bench so you don't lose the parts you need when it's time to reassemble the sexism and misogyny. Stuff like that.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2017 10:08 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 10:06 PM (3/sUh)
Ve zank many allyships.
Posted by: Admiral Canaris at December 10, 2017 10:09 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 10:08 PM (XIpsB)
Mrs. MH might be viewing as well as law enforcement
Not going to answer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 10:09 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2017 10:09 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: JQ at December 10, 2017 10:10 PM (yD/Pf)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 10, 2017 10:10 PM (hMwEB)
Not enough, sailor boy. How did that Bismarck thing work our for you, huh?
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 10:10 PM (wjmTS)
Not going to answer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 10:09 PM (3/sUh)
Well, what does Mrs. MH want for Christmas?
Bonus points if you can answer this.
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 10:11 PM (XIpsB)
1. Do you believe that Black Lives Matter? - I've got money on the Cavs Celtics tonight so yes.
2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation? - I always ask before just assuming.
3. How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life? Very slowly
4. What are your thoughts on sex work? - they deserve more than minimum wage .
5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement? - never had problems with my bowels.
6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights? - I love those Indian casinos!
7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative? - Give me a dollar and I'll tell you.
8. Can any human be illegal? - I've got 12 million examples
9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries? - I support their right to return
10. Does your allyship include disabled folks? - I'm talking to a retard now aren't I?
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 10, 2017 10:11 PM (2DOZq)
Because NYC is so safe now. Just more evidence that liberals live in Fantasyland.
By the way, what kind of security does Cuomo get courtesy of the taxpayers?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2017 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
Aunt Joy from the Verizon Commercial would be a good start.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2017 10:11 PM (q3Awe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 10, 2017 09:47 PM (NWiLs)
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first place among losers
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 10, 2017 10:11 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2017 10:12 PM (DMUuz)
sex lives smuttier
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 10, 2017 10:12 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at December 10, 2017 10:12 PM (IqV8l)
What do you want Santa to bring you this year?
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 10:08 PM (XIpsB)
Hot blonde. Clothing optional.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2017 10:12 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 10:12 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:14 PM (8O3HH)
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The American flag is a gateway flag to the more hard stuff. Next thing you know he'll be hoisting the Gadsden and then the Confederate Battle Flag. And then he'll be trying to run down brown children in Virginia with his pickup and groping Silverman without her consent. Of course it makes sense for her to be scared. Don't doubt yourself, girl.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2017 10:14 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 10:14 PM (wjmTS)
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Tell you what. You agree that your state's gay marriage licenses aren't valid in our state, and we'll agree that our state's gun licenses aren't valid in yours.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 10, 2017 10:14 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at December 10, 2017 10:14 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Tuna at December 10, 2017 10:14 PM (jm1YL)
But, I like the 8-Track photo.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2017 09:47 PM (q3Awe)
I was downtown this weekend and there was this pretty young mom out shopping with her women friends, and she had her infant in one of those forward facing baby "front-packs" with the dear little thing facing out forward.
It was cold so she had her down jacket half-way zipped up so her baby could see forward. Which he could, with that intent scowl babies often have.
I couldn't help it. I asked if the child's name was Kuato
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2017 10:15 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2017 10:16 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 10:16 PM (wjmTS)
>> misogyny in your life?
I'm sorry, would you repeat the question? I was busy checking out the ass on the waitress, and comparing hers to your lack of one.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:17 PM (8O3HH)
(and all baby lives too)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 10, 2017 10:10 PM (hMwEB)
That's just the internalized misogyny talking.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 10, 2017 10:17 PM (NWiLs)
I sent Donald and Melania a Christmas card. I hope they reciprocate.
I will frame it and display it proudly!
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 10:19 PM (XIpsB)
Bailey Quarters or Jennifer Marlowe
Posted by: Chuck C at December 10, 2017 10:19 PM (0V2ki)
Bailey Quarters or Jennifer Marlowe
Posted by: Chuck C at December 10, 2017 10:19 PM (0V2ki)
They are pushing 70
You like GILFS?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 10:20 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 10:20 PM (XIpsB)
misogyny in your life?
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I figure if enough of them blow me, i'll get over it.
enough = any number > 0 at this point
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 10, 2017 10:21 PM (vChNs)
Hmm, youngsters, San Quentin quail. Haven't you heard that 70 is the new 14?
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 10:21 PM (wjmTS)
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Sexism, misogyny, and sex work.
Ho. Ho. And ho.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 10, 2017 10:22 PM (y8m+O)
>> You like GILFS?
Marie Osmond is a genuine GILF.
And Christie Brinkely, at 63. Well, I don't think she's a grannie. But there are teenage boys young enough to be her grandsons who would happily foul the ficus to her.
Of course, those are rara aves.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:22 PM (8O3HH)
Bailey Quarters or Jennifer Marlowe
Posted by: Chuck C at December 10, 2017 10:19 PM (0V2ki)
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*** puts Chuck C on 2018 naughty list. ***
*** spoons Bailey ***
Posted by: Sanata at December 10, 2017 10:22 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 10:22 PM (XIpsB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 10, 2017 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
I'd take Bailey over Jennifer any day. By a long shot.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:23 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2017 10:14 PM (/qEW2)
Whoa. Deja vu!
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 10, 2017 10:24 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Rick Perry at December 10, 2017 10:24 PM (vChNs)
I can't imagine a first date with those questions on that list.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2017 10:24 PM (DMUuz)
You want to talk Nazi Germany.. for real for once? Well then, shake hand with the WIDoj!
Scott Walker is the real deal-- an American hero to stand up to those Little League stormtroopers.
Posted by: strawdog at December 10, 2017 10:24 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2017 10:25 PM (Ix4M6)
I was thinking about adding "circa 1979", but I was asking Santa, not some evil genie who interprets wishes literally.
Santa, how about Genie, circa first season of I dream of Genie?
Posted by: Chuck C at December 10, 2017 10:25 PM (0V2ki)
Heh, just skimmy and found an online poll, "Bailey or Jennifer". Bailey won 88% to 12%.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:25 PM (8O3HH)
I can imagine a last date with those questions, though.
Posted by: blaster at December 10, 2017 10:25 PM (jHrzU)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 10, 2017 10:25 PM (vChNs)
Guys, at least admit that Trump is damaging the economy, and destroying my positive impact in this area. So much for my legacy.
Posted by: Barack H Obama at December 10, 2017 10:25 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2017 10:26 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at December 10, 2017 10:26 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2017 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
As I've gotten older, I'm more partial to Jennifer. Mostly because I'm approaching the age of men her character dated.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 10, 2017 10:27 PM (0V2ki)
Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2017 10:26 PM (zLDYs)
I heard that in my head to the tune of "Kansas City."
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 10, 2017 10:28 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Barack H Obama at December 10, 2017 10:25 PM (/qEW2)
Hey Barry, Trump IS your legacy. Suck on that.
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 10:28 PM (XIpsB)
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Protesting Franken, Weinstein, Conyers, and all the other sexist, misogynistic (D)s?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 10, 2017 10:28 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2017 10:28 PM (Ix4M6)
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but is it OK to fap into it?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 10, 2017 10:28 PM (vChNs)
Re: 8 tracks.
The first guy to have a car in my circle had only two tapes in his VW bug;
Machine Head - Deep Purple, and Bowie's Ziggy Stardust Spiders from Mars.
We played the hell outta those tapes.
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2017 10:28 PM (tr2D7)
I'm trying to decide what I'd do if I were sitting on some restaurant table on some date and some woman started asking me those questions.
My gut reaction would to just get up and walk out without saying a damn thing. But that would be somewhat ungentlemanly, if I were the transportation.
Of course, never had any thing like that happen, and don't think I will, not with the crowd I run with.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:29 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: almost ex-Sen. Al Franken at December 10, 2017 10:29 PM (8MK3R)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 10:29 PM (wjmTS)
Obviously, NASA has contacted extraterrestrial life on other planets and has received the recipe for the best egg salad because ...
It is written - "He who makes the best egg salad shall rule over heaven and earth."
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 10, 2017 10:30 PM (e8kgV)
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I see what they did there.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 10, 2017 10:30 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 10, 2017 10:31 PM (y8m+O)
I'd take Bailey over Jennifer any day. By a long shot.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:23 PM (8O3HH)
Jennifer aged 100 times better than Bailey.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 10, 2017 10:32 PM (2DOZq)
I've been married for a long time, but in that instance, I think I'd say, "Look, this isn't going to work out. What say I we finish dinner, I take you home, and we call it good?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 10:32 PM (fsVn5)
I looked through their selection of calendars as it's a tradition to give my children a new one each year.
One in particular caught my eye.
It was a "Countdown to Trump Being Out of Office Calendar".
Surprisingly, it was not 8 years long.
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 10:32 PM (XIpsB)
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There have been many of these hyped up rumors that NASA (or somebody) is going to announce some such discovery. They are usually nothing burgers.
So I don't get excited until after they show their cards. If they've got something, show it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:33 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 10, 2017 10:31 PM (y8m+O)
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there are as-yet undiscovered tribes in the highlands of New Guinea who have lifetime memberships.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 10, 2017 10:33 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Chuck C at December 10, 2017 10:25 PM (0V2ki)
Not a bad wish.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 10:33 PM (3/sUh)
115 I saw my First in-the-wild pussy hat at lunch today with my wife. She leaned over and told me she'd divorce me if I ever wore one. Not to worry, I told her.
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but is it OK to fap into it?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 10, 2017 10:28 PM (vChNs)
Dude. Foreplay, first.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2017 10:33 PM (tbOMB)
https://tinyurl.com/y7fll63u
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 10, 2017 10:34 PM (H5rtT)
My gut reaction would to just get up and walk out without saying a damn thing. But that would be somewhat ungentlemanly, if I were the transportation.
Of course, never had any thing like that happen, and don't think I will, not with the crowd I run with.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:29 PM (8O3HH)
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That's a tricky one since there would probably be a better chance of getting laid at the end of the date than with evil, sexist-y, misogyny-y conservative women.
It might be worth a shot to see how far you could get. Sort of like that Dragons Lair video game from the 80s where you just had to try to press the right button at the right moment as the cartoon played.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 10, 2017 10:34 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at December 10, 2017 10:34 PM (bCF6k)
That's something I haven't seen. I'm just remembering her as she was, of course.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:34 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2017 10:34 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2017 10:33 PM (tbOMB)
But what's his date/wife going to do while he engages in foreplay?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 10:35 PM (fsVn5)
If 2 breasts are good, 3 must be great?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Get your ass to Mars!
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at December 10, 2017 10:35 PM (mKDza)
I saw my First in-the-wild pussy hat at lunch today with my wife. She leaned over and told me she'd divorce me if I ever wore one. Not to worry, I told her.
Was a "male" wearing it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2017 10:35 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 10:32 PM (fsVn5)
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The problem being there is no scenario that doesn't end in you being accused of rape.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 10, 2017 10:36 PM (y8m+O)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939936368356143104
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939936456625278977
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939936589089779712
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939936712561758209
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939936825023582208
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939936951955795968
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2017 10:36 PM (eh0Va)
It is written - "He who makes the best egg salad shall rule over heaven and earth."
Shepherd Wong?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2017 10:36 PM (oVJmc)
We went to the tree farm and walked for several hours in sub zero temps. Had to avoid hungry wolves and a rabid coyote that tried to pee on us.
Near freezing to death, my wife finally said, "I don't care if the next tree is decorated or not. Let's chop it down"
Posted by: Exile at December 10, 2017 10:36 PM (Fikbq)
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There have been many of these hyped up rumors that NASA (or somebody) is going to announce some such discovery. They are usually nothing burgers.
So I don't get excited until after they show their cards. If they've got something, show it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:33 PM (8O
Moar Muzzies with our Muzzie outreach?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 10:36 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 10:36 PM (wjmTS)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939937057614499840
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939937160836407299
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939937254365188097
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939937352180432897
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939937446078402560
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/939937548943667200
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2017 10:37 PM (eh0Va)
Dude. Foreplay, first.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2017 10:33 PM (tbOMB)
But what's his date/wife going to do while he engages in foreplay?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 10:35 PM (fsVn5)
Embrace "and."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2017 10:37 PM (tbOMB)
That's something I haven't seen. I'm just remembering her as she was, of course.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:34 PM (8O3HH)
Yes of course. Just felt the need to give Loni Anderson a little love since 9 out of 10 times guys choose Bailey.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 10, 2017 10:38 PM (2DOZq)
Jeannie, dammit.
And that brings up another question: Samantha (Elizabeth Montgomery) or Jeannie.
The correct answer is both, of course. But Sam was just smokin'.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:38 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Al Franken at December 10, 2017 10:38 PM (RbSs1)
That's something I haven't seen. I'm just remembering her as she was, of course
I would suggest the Shout! Factory WKRP remastered DVDs. However, avoid the bonus disk if you want to remember Bailey fondly.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 10, 2017 10:38 PM (0V2ki)
It drives me crazy that none of the Dem scum here are going to spend time behind bars, or even lose their jobs after the shit they pulled.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 10, 2017 10:38 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 10, 2017 10:38 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2017 10:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: 8-track player at December 10, 2017 10:39 PM (3JQ/p)
I remember reading something about Elizabeth Montgomery. It said that, in her heyday, she had 3 Hollywod moguls wrapped around her fingers -- absolutely besotted with her.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:40 PM (8O3HH)
Machine Head - Deep Purple, and Bowie's Ziggy Stardust Spiders from Mars.
We played the hell outta those tapes.
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The cruisin' music I remember is Santana and War. The World Is a Ghetto.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 10, 2017 10:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 10, 2017 10:40 PM (2DOZq)
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If 2 breasts are good, 3 must be great?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Get your ass to Mars!
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid
I only have 2 Hands!!!
Posted by: almost ex-Sen. Al Franken at December 10, 2017 10:40 PM (8MK3R)
I remember reading something about Elizabeth Montgomery. It said that, in her heyday, she had 3 Hollywod moguls wrapped around her fingers -- absolutely besotted with her.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:40 PM (8O3HH)
She was HAWT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 10:41 PM (3/sUh)
Those are valuable questions, for the guy. If asked, run. RUN AWAY!!!
"8. Can any human be illegal?"
If MS-13 is gang raping you, I bet they'd be illegal to you.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 10, 2017 10:41 PM (peJQi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 10, 2017 10:41 PM (bZ4w4)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 10, 2017 10:41 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2017 10:36 PM (oVJmc)
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Shepard and his wife had a baby, but the nurse made a mistake and brought them a Caucasian baby from the nursery.
Shepherd explained to the nurse that "Two Wongs don't make a White"
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 10, 2017 10:41 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 10:42 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: Emmie at December 10, 2017 10:42 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 10, 2017 10:42 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Muns at December 10, 2017 10:43 PM (fO+6C)
Posted by: Elizabeth at December 10, 2017 10:43 PM (RbSs1)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 10, 2017 10:40 PM (2DOZq)
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dibs on top bunk
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 10, 2017 10:43 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot at December 10, 2017 10:36 PM (y8m+O)
How about excusing yourself, going to the mens' room, kicking out a window, and splitting?
Upside: you don't even have to pick up the check.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 10:44 PM (fsVn5)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 10, 2017 10:44 PM (bZ4w4)
Al Franken isn't my Senator. What more can I do?
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2017 10:45 PM (xDk+1)
Vanquished by the power of The Deplorable Cookbook, no doubt.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2017 10:45 PM (0ogQG)
That got me to looking. Uncle Harvey is 65, born in 1952. Bewitched started in '64 and ran to '72.
So ol' Harv would've been a teenager when Liz was in her prime.
When did he get big? He may have started the ficus fouling predation young, though, but I doubt he got to mess with any A-listers until later on.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:45 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 10, 2017 10:40 PM (2DOZq)
A worthy choice, to be sure, but what about the vintage Pam Dawber?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 10:45 PM (fsVn5)
I say "Thank you", when handed a sammich. Just doing my part.
Posted by: Roy at December 10, 2017 10:46 PM (ABjxW)
What does a white-clad angelic Hillary evoke in my mind? Oh, yes.
https://tinyurl.com/bx3gtlr
https://tinyurl.com/ydhfkt27
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2017 10:46 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 10, 2017 10:41 PM (peJQi)
You'd think so, right? But being wracked with self-blaming hand-wringing criminal-apologizing guilt is usually comorbid with being the kind of person who would ask those dumb questions in the first place. So I'm not taking that bet, thanks.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2017 10:47 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Emmie at December 10, 2017 10:42 PM (/A+Cl)
For feminists I don't think "sex-positive" equates to relationships between the sexes, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 10:47 PM (fsVn5)
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Marta Kristen
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 10, 2017 10:48 PM (vChNs)
I remember such effects well. The basic circuits for that, the Mr. Happy circuits, are hard wired in the genetic firmware. THe conscious mind doesn't really know what's going on, but the low level circuits are there, and respond to the stimuli.
I always remember it was mature women, sexually mature, developed who did that. Which confirms it. No young girls my age did that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:48 PM (8O3HH)
If I ever meet her, and she's from about a mile away so dude, could happen, I intend to ask her, There's just one thing about your life I've always wanted to undertand, and I wonder if you'd...
And then when she says, Yeah what, I go "What was Paul Desmond really like?"
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 10, 2017 10:49 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Christmas Tree at December 10, 2017 10:49 PM (vChNs)
1. Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?
All lives matter, including unborn babies'
2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?
People should be judged as individuals, not as members of a group.
3. How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?
I've not been a victim of sexism.
4. What are your thoughts on sex work?
There are better ways to earn a living than by f**king icky people for money.
5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movemen
What the hell is that?
6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?
World history consists of various ethnic groups migrating into areas of other ethnic groups, sometimes resulting in fighting. None of us are indigenous if you go back far enough.
7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?
No more so than any other system, including communism.
8. Can any human be illegal?
I don't know, why don't you try moving to Mexico with no documentation?
9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?
They need to support themselves, I'm fed up with people coming here to go on welfare. As far as non-Muslims from Muslim countries, our churches are full of Christians and Catholics from Egypt, Jordan, Lebanon, and Syria. I've known Catholics from all these countries.
10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?
What the hell is allyship? Another made up liberal issue? I spent 5 and a half years taking care of my Alzeimers father. That's what family does.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever!
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2017 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Remember Welcome Back Kotter's wife? She always reminded my very much of Bailey. I'll look her up. But she tickled my young pickle as well.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:49 PM (8O3HH)
I always remember it was mature women, sexually mature, developed who did that. Which confirms it. No young girls my age did that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 10:48 PM (8O3HH)
Marilyn Monroe, FTW. Now get off my lawn.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 10:49 PM (fsVn5)
Kind of like I have never seen "Jaws."
Nor any Dr. Who, in any iteration. Closest I ever got was Abed's "Inspector Spacetime" in Community.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 10, 2017 10:49 PM (bZ4w4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 10, 2017 10:50 PM (+y/Ru)
And my bank account and debt load rejoices as E2046's free shipping event runs out before being tempted to use PayPal Credit's 'buy $600 and have 24 months 0% to repay' offer.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 10:50 PM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 10:49 PM (fsVn5)
Lawn and not cave?
I keed, I keed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 10:50 PM (3/sUh)
Evening, Hordelings. Let's see if we can hit #1000 tonight, right?
(tries to hit the glass with the sstreaamm from mt the bottttle....)
Posted by: mindful webworker - jusss skidddingggk at December 10, 2017 10:51 PM (NU2/k)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 10, 2017 10:40 PM (2DOZq)
A worthy choice, to be sure, but what about the vintage Pam Dawber?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 10:45 PM (fsVn5)
Actually the 86 year old Barbara Eden looks better than the 66 year old Pam Dawber. But yes Dawber was cute and snatched up by Mark Harmon early . Impressive that they are still married.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 10, 2017 10:51 PM (2DOZq)
Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Don't Roy Moore me. MJH wasn't a teen, she was in her 20s. As was I.
Posted by: H. (formerly Hands) Solo at December 10, 2017 10:52 PM (EzdLW)
And then when she says, Yeah what, I go "What was Paul Desmond really like?"
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 10, 2017 10:49 PM (H5rtT)
Nah. Ask her how she feels about being shitcanned by him.
Twist the knife, I say.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 10:53 PM (fsVn5)
Can anyone who had recd one tell me if any Farmer recipes made it?
If so I'll buy some more for the nieces and nephews. I think I submitted some family recipes, but I'm a Moron.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 10, 2017 10:53 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 10, 2017 10:54 PM (58eZn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2017 10:35 PM
From an XY chromosome perspective, yes. From pretty much any other, no.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2017 10:54 PM (DMUuz)
Remember Welcome Back Kotter's wife?
Marcia Strassman. another lady who made the young me think about...stuff. She was in some early episodes of MASH, Nurse Cutler. Holy hell, she was tasty.
Wow. channeling my inner horny-kid phase big time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 10, 2017 10:55 PM (bZ4w4)
I keed, I keed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 10:50 PM (3/sUh)
Both. (brandishing femur)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 10:55 PM (fsVn5)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2017 10:56 PM (q3Awe)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2017 10:57 PM (q3Awe)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 10, 2017 10:57 PM (2DOZq)
If Felonia Von Pantsuit had won, there'd be even more of that, and a more getting away with it, by the lefties.
Posted by: H. (formerly Hands) Solo at December 10, 2017 10:57 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 10, 2017 10:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Immerse in pot of boiling tar.
Return to boil for 30 minutes, remove bones, add one feather.
Posted by: JEM I bought my cookbook have you? at December 10, 2017 10:57 PM (O4cUV)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2017 10:58 PM (y87Qq)
If so I'll buy some more for the nieces and nephews. I think I submitted some family recipes, but I'm a Moron.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 10, 2017 10:53 PM
Buy with confidence.
Pages 71, 126, 251.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2017 10:58 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 10:55 PM (fsVn5)
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I thought we were more evolved than that
Posted by: John Buzzsaw90 at December 10, 2017 10:58 PM (vChNs)
https://youtu.be/yKYiVHPmOow
I shall most assuredly *not* be on either Top 10 next week.
Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2017 10:58 PM (GsAUU)
Soon, perhaps, you'll be unable to tote a firearm around yourself.
PS -- That would be sweet.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2017 10:59 PM (0ogQG)
Immerse in pot of boiling tar.
Return to boil for 30 minutes, remove bones, add one feather.
Posted by: JEM I bought my cookbook have you? at December 10, 2017 10:57 PM (O4cUV)
*thumbs through copy of Deplorable Gourmet*
Huh. Not seeing that one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 10, 2017 10:59 PM (bZ4w4)
Anyway, "cloth-yard shaft" means 3 feet, and a cloth-yard is just what it sounds like, a fabric thing. Also, a pound of feathers is heavier...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 10, 2017 11:00 PM (H5rtT)
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Sarah Silverman has a faint flicker of self-awareness. She recognizes at some level there's something wrong with her.
Posted by: H. (formerly Hands) Solo at December 10, 2017 11:00 PM (EzdLW)
No more so than any other system, including communism.
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Uncle Palp told a joke about a week ago, something like:
"In capitalism, people are allowed to exploit and oppress others. In communism, this is reversed".
That's about the most succinct expression I've seen of the problem that liberals keep missing.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2017 11:02 PM (/qEW2)
Immerse in pot of boiling tar.
Return to boil for 30 minutes, remove bones, add one feather.
Posted by: JEM I bought my cookbook have you? at December 10, 2017 10:57 PM (O4cUV)
*thumbs through copy of Deplorable Gourmet*
Huh. Not seeing that one.
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Gestapo Gumbo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 10, 2017 11:03 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 11:03 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 10, 2017 11:03 PM (peJQi)
It was a "Countdown to Trump Being Out of Office Calendar".
Surprisingly, it was not 8 years long.
Posted by: ALH
My response to people, who want to run Trump out of office, is, "Welp, then we get Pence." I used that on my liberal sister in law and she said, "But Pence is too conservative and overly religious." Exactly. The system works.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2017 11:03 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Alex Sanders at December 10, 2017 11:05 PM (p/bSX)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 10, 2017 11:05 PM (H5rtT)
In the murder of Justine Damond, the DA has still not charged Noor or his partner with any crime. And he promised to bring charges before the end of this year.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:05 PM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 10, 2017 11:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at December 10, 2017 11:06 PM (9l5UG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2017 11:07 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: NASA at December 10, 2017 11:07 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:07 PM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: John Buzzsaw90 at December 10, 2017 10:58 PM (vChNs)
Nah. Don't read the news much, do ya?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 11:07 PM (fsVn5)
Evening, Hordelings. Let's see if we can hit #1000 tonight, right?
(tries to hit the glass with the sstreaamm from mt the bottttle....)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Is Hot Yoga with Philipina 'therapists' covered?
Posted by: Jean at December 10, 2017 11:08 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:08 PM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: NASA at December 10, 2017 11:07 PM (gC2IV)
Send some more schoolteachers' asses up there, and success is guaranteed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 11:08 PM (fsVn5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:07 PM (z/8Yh)
And rue-in the gumbo.
Posted by: Emmie at December 10, 2017 11:09 PM (/A+Cl)
It gave my life meaning for a week.
Is that bad?
(ain't noboby topping Miklos Molnar, though)
Posted by: H. (formerly Hands) Solo at December 10, 2017 11:09 PM (EzdLW)
Cut the agency budgets to the bone, then cut taxes so low they can never recover.
Posted by: Jean at December 10, 2017 11:10 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: NASA at December 10, 2017 11:10 PM (gC2IV)
Apparently self-determination ain't too high on his list for the Joooos.
Go figure.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2017 11:10 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:10 PM (z/8Yh)
--------------------
Although I recognize that historically migration and settlement have usually proceeded according to whim and force, I favor a more enlightened process based on indigenous law and the unambiguous right to protect internationally recognized borders against trespass.
Justice requires that unlawful migrants, settlers, and colonizers be summarily deported, if not flayed and scalped.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 10, 2017 11:10 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2017 11:10 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: NASA at December 10, 2017 11:07 PM (gC2IV)
That's because they're avoiding us, kinda like turning out the lights and ducking.
I don't blame them. In their situation, I'd do the same. I call it the "Jehovah's Witnesses dipsy-doodle."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 11:11 PM (fsVn5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2017 11:11 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: Denver at December 10, 2017 11:12 PM (+RbnF)
Displacing his shoe-shine franchises?
I denounce myself, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 11:12 PM (fsVn5)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at December 10, 2017 11:13 PM (WbIyz)
Oh yes, the gold disc with the Human male and female images on the NASA probes he thought how the male was placed in front with hand over the woman meant "Hands off our women."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:13 PM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 10, 2017 11:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Sarah Silverman is a loon and an idiot. I would say we should pay her no mind, but she is a thought example of the left these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2017 11:14 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: H. (formerly Hands) Solo
I'm thinking there might be more "mysterious deaths".
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2017 11:15 PM (+lVUW)
Ain't no way I'm clicking on that. Probably TrigglyPuff or, gah! I can't imagine the horror -- Helen Thomas!
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 11:16 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:16 PM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2017 11:14 PM (ycWCI)
So you're saying she's a "thought leader?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 11:16 PM (fsVn5)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2017 11:17 PM (+lVUW)
In her heyday, she had 3 Hollywod moguls wrapped around her fingers -
*****
That's nothing. Sonny Bono hit three Aspen moguls and wrapped himself around a tree.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2017 11:17 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 11:16 PM (fsVn5)
I thought about it, but I was trying to figure out how she could leverage her core competencies and could not think of any.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2017 11:18 PM (ycWCI)
Oh, another big source of stimulation for the those level circuits were the Hee Haw Honeys.
A very young prepubescent Publius would watch them, and get some strange reactions in his loins. My big head had no fucking clue what was going on, but the little head was way ahead of me.
Then you learn things. You can sort of appreciate it, but it doesn't make sense until puberty and those little balls start pumping testosterone. That completes the wiring of the conscious mind. Then, It All Makes Sense.
Testosterone. It's a hell of drug.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 11:18 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 10, 2017 11:18 PM (mMeIQ)
https://youtu.be/Imdl9LGCUmA
--Before I heard Loreena McKennitt's album a few years ago, I'd never heard of this lovely hymn.
Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2017 11:18 PM (GsAUU)
Posted y: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2017 10:58 PM
TY Dunc, I'll now order more and inflict the Horde on them, LOL.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 10, 2017 11:19 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 11:19 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2017 11:19 PM (ycWCI)
Sarah Silverman is a loon and an idiot. I would say we should pay her
no mind, but she is a thought example of the left these days.
Sarah is a strong candidate for a service animal. Maybe a kitty.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 10, 2017 11:20 PM (O5Q3r)
I'm back in bla...
*ka chunk*
...ck, I'm back in black!
Posted by: 8-track player at December 10, 2017 10:39 PM (3JQ/p)
The pre-records were bad for that. Long fade, then "ka-chunk", then long fade up to the music again. If you had your own 8-track recorder, you just recorded right through the track change, and it wasn't nearly so objectionable.
Posted by: Admiral Canaris at December 10, 2017 11:20 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Alex Sanders at December 10, 2017 11:20 PM (p/bSX)
Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2017 11:18 PM (GsAUU)
More Lorenna McKennitt
https://tinyurl.com/y97nataf
Prospero's Speech
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2017 11:20 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 11:21 PM (wjmTS)
That's nothing. Sonny Bono hit three Aspen moguls and wrapped himself around a tree.
Posted by: Muldoon
--------------
Turns out, playing football on skies isn't such a great idea either.
Posted by: Michael Kennedy at December 10, 2017 11:22 PM (58eZn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:22 PM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 11:21 PM (wjmTS)
Probably gross out the other passengers by eating out her own ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2017 11:22 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)
Alien Life has contacted NASA with the old "Take me to your leader line."
And they keep going back and forth. Hillary, Obama, Bernie. They just can't say The Name. Now they're worried that the Aliens may be you-know. Us.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 10, 2017 11:23 PM (H5rtT)
And they keep going back and forth. Hillary, Obama, Bernie. They just can't say The Name. Now they're worried that the Aliens may be you-know. Us.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 10, 2017 11:23 PM (H5rtT)
The signal's coming from Texas!!!!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2017 11:24 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Riff Raff at December 10, 2017 11:25 PM (sQ68g)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y88p56wj
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:25 PM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: Riff Raff at December 10, 2017 11:25 PM (sQ68g)
A fine spook, very fine
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 11:26 PM (3/sUh)
Proof of alien life.
http://bit.ly/1dEfMW4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Rush uses that as bumper music. Didn't know who and what it was.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2017 11:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Riff Raff
How far back are we going .... Mickey from the Friday something TV show
Posted by: Jean at December 10, 2017 11:26 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2017 11:26 PM (KP5rU)
8-track, cassette or CD. Not because I did not like Frampton. Just kind
of turned out that way...
Kind of like I have never seen "Jaws."
Nor any Dr. Who, in any iteration. Closest I ever got was Abed's "Inspector Spacetime" in Community.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 10, 2017 10:49 PM (bZ4w4)
Pop radio vastly overplayed that record, and I found the vocoder shit to be extremely annoying, even back in the day. It might have been cool, once, to hear it at a live performance, but it's totally another to hear it played over and over and over again on the radio.
Posted by: Admiral Canaris at December 10, 2017 11:26 PM (oPNmq)
More Lorenna McKennitt
https://tinyurl.com/y97nataf
Prospero's Speech
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2017 11:20 PM (ycWCI)
--All of her stuff is excellent, including her two Christmas albums.
But she's from Manitoba, so I'm biased.
Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2017 11:26 PM (GsAUU)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y88p56wj
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:25 PM (z/8Yh)
That's.. a bit disturbing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2017 11:27 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Riff Raff at December 10, 2017 11:25 PM (sQ68g)
--My dad told me back in the day she was fappage material.
Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2017 11:27 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 11:18 PM (8O3HH)
People deprecate the impact of hormones, as if they're insignificant.
Yet contrast the 11 year old boys' reaction to ... virtually any attractive female star ... with that of any 14 year old boys' reaction.
QED.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2017 11:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Denver at December 10, 2017 11:12 PM (+RbnF)
That app, and the fact that the musical scores were printed for you, are both pretty cool!
Posted by: Emmie at December 10, 2017 11:28 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2017 11:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:30 PM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: Alex Sanders at December 10, 2017 11:30 PM (p/bSX)
Oh yes, forgot about her. Put her near on the list, too.
She's alive, age 84. Since she retired, they says she has occasionally acted in Broadway play once in a blue moon.
The last thing listed on IMDB was 2006.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 11:30 PM (8O3HH)
*thud twitch*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:31 PM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 11:31 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: logprof
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There are many fine recordings.
I'm not a Selah fan, but the clips from 'The Nativity' make this vid worth a look. Sadly the video was captured from a non-synched TV, but still nice.
http://tinyurl.com/kbkn4f9
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 10, 2017 11:32 PM (58eZn)
We were allowed to open one gift Christmas Eve, and mine was "We're An American Band" by Grand Funk, on 8-Track, so I knew i was getting the player the next day
Posted by: booknlass at December 10, 2017 11:32 PM (CXrpl)
"Two". Her and Charles Bronson in a post nuke world. Only 2 left
apparently. CB was a lucky boy! She was gorgeous in that episode and she
probably wasn't suppose to be since it was a "last 2 people post WW3"
kind of episode.
She also couldn't speak so that's a huge plus too.
BTW, there's an actress named Erin Krakow who I think looks alot like Elizabeth Montgomery. Yum, yum.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4003706/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 11:33 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Kevin Spacy at December 10, 2017 11:33 PM (kUotE)
But Cannibal Bob knows more about these things than I do, since I limit myself to a bit of hobo jerky now and again.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 10, 2017 11:33 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 11:31 PM (3/sUh)
--One of the best TPB insults is "bald-headed Kermit the Frog-looking motherfucker" (J-ROC).
I call Scott Van Pelt that now.
Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2017 11:33 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 10, 2017 11:20 PM (O5Q3r)
I don't know if she is trainable. Her parents had a devil of a time simply housebreaking her.
Posted by: Admiral Canaris at December 10, 2017 11:33 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:34 PM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: tony wiener at December 10, 2017 11:34 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 11:35 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2017 11:36 PM (3/sUh)
I'm absolutely certain SETI has thought they had a hit, but it turned out to be some Black Spook Shit they didn't know anything about.
You'll seen some odd references to oh, it was terrestrial sources. Well, looks like they would know about all those and wouldn't get excited until they ruled that out......
I'm sure they get a call, "It's us. Don't ask no more questions".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 11:36 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2017 11:36 PM (oPNmq)
That's one yay from me, though a boo on the osteopathic crap. Check out their training requirement some time. Some secondary Mediocare Advantage plans do cover some of these 'services'.
That's from a quick internet search on the topics.
Complementary 'medicine' providers are big donors to Congress, btw. It's a shame to see the VA buying in on this quackery.
Here's my Josey Wales view on these products:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sh0wr7HH8Y
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2017 11:36 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:37 PM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2017 11:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 11:37 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 11:37 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:38 PM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:37 PM (z/8Yh)
Ja. Should have socked as Doenitz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2017 11:38 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 10, 2017 11:39 PM (itfg0)
Q: There is less crime in socialist nations than in capitalist ones. Will there be any crime at all under communism?
A: No. Anything worth stealing will already be stolen by then.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 10, 2017 11:39 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:39 PM (z/8Yh)
/hoser humour
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 11:39 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2017 11:40 PM (KP5rU)
Sometimes it goes the other way. The Spooks learn some interesting astrophysical thing using their advanced secret shit, but can't tell anyone without letting the cat of the bag.
So, it was with the gamma ray bursts. They knew about those a while before it the astrophysical community learned of it. It some secret gamma ray detection satellites used for detecting nuclear detonations. To reveal they knew, would reveal they had gamma ray detection equipment of a certain sophistication.
Once it became know, they shared their own data, somehow.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 11:40 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 11:41 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 11:41 PM (wjmTS)
I always liked that guy, showed some moxie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2017 11:41 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2017 11:42 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 10, 2017 11:42 PM (z/8Yh)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 10, 2017 11:42 PM (A1FgP)
So nothing to worry about. But damn, this is interesting. Really interesting. The astrophysicists would love to know this. But we can't say anything.....
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 11:43 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2017 11:43 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2017 11:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 11:44 PM (kUotE)
*hic* *shart* *cackle*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 10, 2017 11:42 PM (A1FgP)
We've secretly replaced Hillary!'s spiked egg nog with Kroger brand- let's see if she notices.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2017 11:44 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 11:44 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 10, 2017 11:44 PM (fA1SL)
As Jaguars quarterback Blake Bortles took a knee to run out the clock in the final seconds, two Seahawks defenders hit him late, starting a fracas on the field.
Seahawks defensive tackle Quinton Jefferson was ejected for fighting, and as he made his way into the tunnel, turned back to argue with nearby fans in the stands. As the two parties exchanged words, someone appeared to throw an object on Jefferson, setting Jefferson off. Jefferson tried climbing into the stands to fight the fan, but was stopped by security before the situation escalated.
-
Finally, some real football.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 10, 2017 11:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 11:46 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Kevin Spacy at December 10, 2017 11:33 PM (kUotE)
You did hear about the extrasolar asteroid Oumuamua that buzzed through the solar system and hit periastron last October?
It was about 180 meters by 30 by 30, and is considered to be "odd"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2017 11:47 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 11:47 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 10, 2017 11:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Yeah, they are certainly master showmen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2017 11:47 PM (ycWCI)
The tree is just there to hold her upright until the SUV arrives and they throw her face down on the back seat and take her to Chelsea's place for her Dr. Feelgood shot.
Posted by: geoffb at December 10, 2017 11:47 PM (zOpu5)
Down in the west Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a necrotic girl
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2017 11:47 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 10, 2017 11:48 PM (mMeIQ)
I worked in a chiropractic office and I know that Medicare does cover 12 visits per year for chiropractic visits. I do not know about Medicaid as this office did not accept Medicaid insurance.
In the 7 years I worked there I saw many patients get dramatic relief from back pain. I occasionally go for upper back pain that results from standing and working (like cooking, chopping, stirring, etc) using counters that are too low for my height.
Posted by: arieswoman at December 10, 2017 11:48 PM (fwWWI)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 11:49 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 11:49 PM (kUotE)
I go to have a lady snap my back because my neck hasn't hurt since I started going. My neck doesn't know or care what it says it's supposed to do in the brochure.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2017 10:04 PM (y87Qq)
We take some of the dogs to a canine chiropractor. I was skeptical of it but they really get relief. Miss Carmen woobles when Doc pops her sternum.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2017 11:49 PM (VmAnQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2017 11:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 10, 2017 11:50 PM (A1FgP)
Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2017 11:50 PM (GsAUU)
I fell in love with a necrotic girl
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2017 11:47 PM (0ogQG)
Night time would find me in Roxie's Tattoo Parlor,
They get their needles from the trashcan next door!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 10, 2017 11:50 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 11:51 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 10, 2017 11:52 PM (P8951)
Wasn't Back In Black a little late for 8-tracks? I know some people might have still had them in their beaters but I think that cassettes were the clear king of the market by the time that album came out. I think I was in high school when that album came out and 8-tracks were pretty much long gone by then. Maybe I'm mistaken?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 10, 2017 11:53 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 11:53 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Hillary! on Election Night at December 10, 2017 11:53 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 11:54 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 10, 2017 11:55 PM (P8951)
Think Ace wrote it? or somebody here?
Posted by: booknlass at December 10, 2017 11:56 PM (CXrpl)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 10, 2017 11:57 PM (wjmTS)
https://twitter.com/SeeClickFlash/status/812306323937202176
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 11:59 PM (QCX64)
Back In Black was issued in 1980; per wiki
In the U.S.A., eight-track cartridges were phased out of retail stores by late 1982.
I recorded a shit-ton of 8 tracks in the 70s, but by 1977 I had switched to cassette recordings. Still, I didn't dump the 8-tracks until the 80s.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2017 11:59 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 11:59 PM (kUotE)
1. Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?
All humans have an inalienable right to life. But if you attack someone in a way that justifies lethal force, your life is forfeit, sucka.
2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?
Gender: XX female, X*Y male. Orientation: non-hetero usually caused by sexual abuse or other forms of abuse in childhood.
3. How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?
If you mean "how do I work with activists for this cause", I don't. If you're asking if I battle it within myself, I don't. I don't see the need in either case. To assume there is one is like asking "Have you stopped beating your wife?"
4. What are your thoughts on sex work?
Adults should be free to do that if they wish. Of course they should be protected against violence, coercion, etc. When it comes to sex trafficking, I'm with Liam Neeson.
5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?
I'm in favor of the freedom to boycott whatever entities do evil. I practice that myself. I'm not convinced Israel is doing anything evil. I'd much rather our government would sanction the PA instead of sending them aid.
6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?
It makes me sick to think of how the indigenous inhabitants of Constantinople, Egypt and Israel had their rights infringed by Muslim colonizers. I think colonialist efforts by the West have been a huge blunder, mainly because the left uses it as an emotional bludgeon to convince it to commit suicide.
7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?
It can be exploitive. The important point is that it is not coercive. It would be stupid to trade for a system that is *both* exploitive and coercive
8. Can any human be illegal?
This is a semantic game. If an activity is criminal, it is by definition illegal. If a human can be labelled a criminal, a human can also be labelled an illegal. It's apparent to everyone what that means without forcing people to say "a person who committed a crime" or "a person here illegally", in place of calling them a criminal or an illegal.
9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?
This is like asking if I support red headed people. I would have to look into the individual case. You cannot generalize the problem beyond that. If you think so, show your work.
10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?
Yes, except for mentally disabled folks in Chicago. I like to torture them wit my homies and post the videos on facebook, as if you cared about that. But seriously, what does "allyship" cash out to? We have automatic doors, parking spaces, seeing eye dogs, all of these services. What are you trying to guilt me into doing that hasn't already been done?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 12:00 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 12:01 AM (kUotE)
Did he put on his favorite cologne?
https://youtu.be/XEqA84R0lYU
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 11, 2017 12:01 AM (rnAwa)
8 tracks discontinued 1988
Back in black came out in 1980
Survey says it's possible
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2017 12:02 AM (3/sUh)
Probably watch this movie again instead of shelling out bucks for the new Star Warbles and the CGI Porg critters.
https://youtu.be/1P92nRmAs00
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 11, 2017 12:03 AM (z/8Yh)
https://tinyurl.com/y8ql65lg
Minneapolis Police Brace For Backlash On Decision Over Officer In Justine Damond Shooting- Whatever It Is
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 12:03 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 12:04 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at December 11, 2017 12:04 AM (w7U7L)
If the minority cop is found not guilty the Scandis will not shut down I90
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2017 12:05 AM (3/sUh)
More than 1500 men lost. Three survivors.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 12:05 AM (58eZn)
Interesting from Weaselzippers:
https://tinyurl.com/y8ql65lg
Minneapolis Police Brace For Backlash On Decision Over Officer In Justine Damond Shooting- Whatever It Is
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Is that a Ricola guy in that picture?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 12:06 AM (IqV8l)
If the minority cop is found not guilty the Scandis will not shut down I90
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2017 12:05 AM (3/sUh)
That's pretty much a given.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 12:06 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2017 12:07 AM (zmvwV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 12:06 AM (IqV8l)
I have no idea what the heck that guy is doing. I was wondering myself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 12:08 AM (ycWCI)
In the U.S.A., eight-track cartridges were phased out of retail stores by late 1982.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2017 11:59 PM (0ogQG)
Yeah ... that's pretty much what I thought. For me, 8-tracks were really a feature of elementary school (the 70s). By the time I was in high school no one (around me) had 8 tracks. There were already jokes about people with 8 tracks, still, at that point - at least in my neck of the woods.
I'm not saying I doubt the pic - I don't - just that when I think of 8-tracks I think of much older albums than that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 12:08 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 12:10 AM (kUotE)
REMOVE SHEBAB!
You're fast becoming second class citizens in your own country, pushed out by backward, hostile foreigners.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 12:10 AM (fA1SL)
T
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 11, 2017 12:11 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 12:12 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 12:13 AM (CXrpl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 12:06 AM (IqV8l)
How weird ... I just saw a Ricola commercial tonight and it was featuring a chick. SHe was very pretty and all, but it just wasn't the same.
I guess the Ricola guy's agent must have asked for too much money ... or he refused to dress up in his Ricola gear (with assless chap knickers) and meet the ad producer in his hotel room.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 12:15 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 12:15 AM (ycWCI)
Ow. Did your boy Trump help you write that one?
Posted by: lindsey vonn at December 11, 2017 12:19 AM (6FqZa)
Still thinking of my answer.
Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 12:21 AM (kUotE)
Many years ago my now-93-year-old dad found a Canadian comic-book of his from 1936 or so and I saw an ad in it for a model of the Hood and got emotional thinking of all the men dead on her the 5 years or so later.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2017 12:22 AM (QCX64)
My brother held onto his dear wife from behind, who was standing on two stacked footstools, while she reached up to the top and placed the star. many funny remarks there.
Then with overhead lights off and just the red, blue, green and yellow bulbs on the tree, spontaneously, I started singing "O Come, All ye Faithful, and everybody joined in; all six of us sang it together, loud, happily, and bright.
A great beginning to the season!
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 12:24 AM (CXrpl)
Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 12:24 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2017 12:07 AM (zmvwV)
I guess our 73 Chrysler Newport was an exception to the rule.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2017 12:24 AM (3/sUh)
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 12:24 AM (CXrpl)
That's sweet booknlass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 12:25 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: mpthompson at December 11, 2017 12:25 AM (b0njJ)
Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 12:25 AM (kUotE)
are pointing out that the "starving" polar bear that I mentioned in
yesterday's ONT, oddly enough, probably has a disease. So remember that
possibility too if the MFM starts pushing "starving polar bears" bullshit in the near future using that video as "proof".
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 11:53 PM (QCX64)
Probably ate a Christmas Seal, and glued his guts closed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2017 12:27 AM (oPNmq)
A great beginning to the season!
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 12:24 AM (CXrpl)
And with that, for the first time this season, you've just put me in the mood.
CHRISTMAS mood, ya buncha filty pervs!
*raises toast to all my fellow filthy pervs, aka Horde. Who are also wonderful chefs!*
*grin*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2017 12:28 AM (QzJWU)
The left admires euthanasia
Why hasn't someone put that fucker out of its misery yet
The whole thing stinks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2017 12:28 AM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 12:29 AM (kUotE)
Hope the lines aren't too long...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2017 12:29 AM (eMKNe)
And not in a nekomimi moe way...
https://twitter.com/search?q="Cat Person"
Posted by: 政治 の猫耳 at December 11, 2017 12:30 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 12:32 AM (CXrpl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 12:06 AM (IqV8l)
I have no idea what the heck that guy is doing. I was wondering myself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 12:08 AM (ycWCI)
It looks like a fellow playing the didgeridoo to honor the murdered woman.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2017 12:33 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2017 12:33 AM (3/sUh)
I would never stand in line to buy donuts. But if I were it sure as hell wouldn't be gingerbread donuts or a pumpkin latte
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2017 12:35 AM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2017 12:35 AM (3/sUh)
LOL.
Hear, hear!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 12:36 AM (8gDQu)
merry Christmas!
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 12:37 AM (CXrpl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2017 12:35 AM (3/sUh)
There is a donut place near where I work. Open from 2am to noon. I have avoided it since I have been trying to do low carb.
His glazed donuts though? Well it depends on how long the line is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 12:37 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 11, 2017 12:40 AM (mMeIQ)
Daily Mail's TandA sidebar is going on about some gal's "pert derriere" again. It was pert, then "peachy", now back to pert. Olivia something.
And Meghan Markle, Harry's honey, is doing some Yoga poses. Not too explicit, but her butt ain't bad, I'll give her that.
I wonder if Her Majesty approves of such.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 12:41 AM (8O3HH)
Now, I would stand in line for some pert derriere. That I would do gladly.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 12:41 AM (8O3HH)
https://tinyurl.com/ybb9c79c
I'm kidding. I never really forgot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 12:44 AM (ycWCI)
Now, I would stand in line for some pert derriere. That I would do gladly.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 12:41 AM (8O3HH)
Well, who wouldn't?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 12:45 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 12:45 AM (CXrpl)
Just when you begin to forget that China is a cruel, bizarre repressive dictatorship:
https://tinyurl.com/ybb9c79c
I'm kidding. I never really forgot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Cook, Bezos et al really love 'em.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 12:46 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 12:47 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 12:46 AM (IqV8l)
Barky and all the left idolized China for the whole of his illegitimate Precedency. And they weren't even embarrassed to say so.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 12:49 AM (8gDQu)
---
That is a very awesome list of pre-dating questions and indeed has solidified my intention to never date again.
/strangely enough, the cat is cool with that, since she doesn't like strangers.
Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 12:49 AM (aT+Bx)
I would stand in line for some pert derriere.
Okay, then. Carry on.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Keep Calm and Carry! at December 11, 2017 12:50 AM (exNvx)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 12:41 AM (8O3HH)
Silly Frenchmen. Cannot properly spell "da rear area".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2017 12:54 AM (oPNmq)
https://tinyurl.com/ybb9c79c
I'm kidding. I never really forgot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Communist China had settled into a power-sharing agreement, with each leader choosing his successor's successor.
This time, it looks like power is being concentrated in the hands of one man again.
This will not end well.
BTW, here is Binkov's Battlegrounds talking about a China vs. USA war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3VqF2dXje0
Posted by: The Pacific Hat at December 11, 2017 12:56 AM (itfg0)
I wonder if Her Majesty approves of such.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 12:41 AM (8O3HH)
--What I want to know is, how much does Prince Harry look like Prince Charles, IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 12:58 AM (GsAUU)
I'm going to bed.
https://youtu.be/OJKMji2688M
Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 12:59 AM (kUotE)
must go to sleep soon. the packages, the packages--they're coming in battalions!
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 12:59 AM (CXrpl)
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 12:59 AM (CXrpl)
--That's what she said. . . .
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 01:01 AM (GsAUU)
>> Harry look like Prince Charles, IYKWIMAITYD
Well, I'm sure William, his older brother, was Chuckles spawn, cause I can see his grandfather in him, and some of the others.
But Harry, nope, I can't see any.
I'm sure the Brit government knows for sure. Hell, MI5 and whatnot have likely done the DNA tests. Whether Chuckles and all knows, I don't know. But I'm sure the Brit Deep State knows.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 01:01 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 01:02 AM (CXrpl)
Overladen trucks tumping over is always amusing.
I was most impressed by the number of motorcyclists and bicyclers who actually stood up and walked away. One advantage of plastic over metal front-ends.
I was thinking, what if there had been so many dashcams around in the 1950 and '60s. We wouldn't have seen quite so many disintegrating toy vehicles.
Posted by: mindful webworker - driving beat at December 11, 2017 01:02 AM (exNvx)
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 01:03 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: booknlass at December 10, 2017 11:56 PM (CXrpl)
Doesn't sound like Ace to me, but could be someone who reads here.
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 11, 2017 01:04 AM (/A+Cl)
I just need ssa to deal with the paperwork I keep sending them and they keep losing. Been on ss for thirty years, they up and decided I shouldn't be. Too many illegals, no longer time for 100% disabled vets.
As is they only push what is least effective, most harmful, and most intrusive. If they want more documentation (experimentation), want practice for interns, or it's patented by friends? Cool. If it is relatively cheap but effective, or cuts out doctors, then nubs.
/rant
Posted by: Doom at December 11, 2017 01:04 AM (+4uBH)
"Derriere" is great word, I love it. You can alliterate with is, such as some hottie having a "delightful" or "divine" derriere. And such like. Delectable derriere, etc, etc.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 01:05 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2017 01:05 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2017 01:05 AM (eMKNe)
--Aren't those those cushy thing people with hemorrhoids sit on?
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 01:07 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: mindful webworker - entrepreneurotic at December 11, 2017 01:07 AM (exNvx)
heh
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 01:07 AM (CXrpl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2017 01:09 AM (eMKNe)
See "adult confectionary". They make bags of dicks, bags of boobs, bags of what TGE grabs, etc. So they might make something in butt.
I'll take 'em glazed.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 01:10 AM (8O3HH)
Find a 6th grade substitute music teacher with hemorrhoids.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 01:12 AM (q3Awe)
Isaiah 7:14 Modern English Version
Therefore the Lord Himself shall give you a sign: The virgin(a) shall conceive, and bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel.(b)
Footnotes:
a) Heb. young woman.
b) Or God with us.
Goooooood night, sleep tight, don't burn your house down trying to get rid of the bedbugs.
Posted by: mindful webworker - theo logically at December 11, 2017 01:14 AM (exNvx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 01:15 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 01:16 AM (CXrpl)
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 01:17 AM (GsAUU)
Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 01:17 AM (aT+Bx)
China has supplied us with hand held electronic addiction devices similar to those in the Star Trek Next Generation episode "The Game."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708798
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 01:17 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 01:19 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 01:17 AM (aT+Bx)
--Just wait until Milo's book comes out.
I hope Hollywood will be sitting on a castle of shit.
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 01:24 AM (GsAUU)
I'm sure if you took a black light through the Halls of Congress, the sight wouldn't be pretty.
I'd imagine my former Senior Senator, ol' Strom Thurmond left some stains from 60 years ago they're still trying to get out.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 01:28 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Fox2! at December 11, 2017 01:39 AM (J8FF6)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 11, 2017 02:29 AM (QU+qf)
Posted by: bob at December 11, 2017 03:24 AM (6q16j)
Posted by: Skip's breakfast of coffee, cinnamon oatmeal at December 11, 2017 03:56 AM (WaQUW)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2017 04:16 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip's breakfast of coffee, cinnamon oatmeal at December 11, 2017 04:23 AM (WaQUW)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2017 04:29 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip's breakfast of coffee, cinnamon oatmeal at December 11, 2017 04:33 AM (WaQUW)
Posted by: Skip's breakfast of coffee, cinnamon oatmeal at December 11, 2017 04:39 AM (WaQUW)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2017 04:50 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2017 04:52 AM (wYseH)
* We quietly replaced Skip's coffee with a picture of Hillary Clinton being sworn in as the 45th President. Think Skip will notice? *
Posted by: Folgers Spokesman at December 11, 2017 05:00 AM (ajiE5)
Here is "Out of the Dark" by Wicked Lady:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rudsd_LvlX0
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 11, 2017 05:13 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 11, 2017 05:14 AM (Jj+59)
Gloria Steinem, in agreement with social conservatives. Strange bedfellows, indeed.
That being said, pr0n is definitely pushing the kinky factor up quite a few notches lately. But PornHub isn't creating the content, merely abusing the copyright of the creators.
So her protesting them is like protesting outside of a pawn shop that fences stolen goods.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 11, 2017 05:15 AM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 11, 2017 05:16 AM (Jj+59)
I believe Skip is upset about the most likely league MVP out for the rest of the season. All of Philadelphia is going to be in a funk today.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 11, 2017 05:23 AM (ajiE5)
Oh please.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 11, 2017 05:31 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2017 06:04 AM (EyPfd)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2017 06:19 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2017 06:21 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at December 11, 2017 06:24 AM (NDlpU)
Wasn't me!
Posted by: the Salt Monster at December 11, 2017 06:26 AM (NDlpU)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2017 06:27 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 06:27 AM (rGtm/)
Ah, the really scary one has arrived. A great Old One from the outer cosmos.
Everyone make a saving throw for sanity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2017 06:28 AM (hyuyC)
That being said, pr0n is definitely pushing the kinky factor up quite a few notches lately. But PornHub isn't creating the content, merely abusing the copyright of the creators.
So her protesting them is like protesting outside of a pawn shop that fences stolen goods.
Posted by: Acme Explosives
And after letting the genie out of the any bottle, people like GS are aghast at how bad things can get.
At the time there were plenty of people that were against porn. They were called backward living prudes trying to force your values on others.
Like so many things the SJW's fight for now. People try to warn them of the consequences. Those people, though, are now called racists.
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 06:30 AM (8ikIW)
Top o the morning to ya.
I wanted to continue a dream, but I'm up. People depend on me, and that is the best incentive to get going.
Hope your gritty urban tableau is doing fine.
Here strong winds (a day ending in y in Kansas) and no rain are combining to increase the fire risk.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2017 06:31 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Trey Gowdy at December 11, 2017 06:33 AM (NDlpU)
Good morning.
Bruce, the mechanism of societal collapse is the Law of Diminishing Returns. More effort to get the same results. From the book The Collapse of Complex Societies.
I aver that the DEMS and GOPe are not steering the ship away from extremis. I am trying to sweep locally and hold ground.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2017 06:35 AM (hyuyC)
Have a wonderful day and let the world's beauty wash over you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2017 06:37 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: JT in KC at December 11, 2017 06:41 AM (FoSz+)
The only bright spot in the NFL this season was the play of Carson Wentz for the Philadelphia Eagles. A red state native and gun enthusiast/hunter.
Tackled yesterday with a helmet shot to the knee. Out for the rest of season. They throw a flag on the play for holding but not taking a shot at the QB's knees.
Fvck the NFL.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 11, 2017 06:42 AM (ajiE5)
Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2017 06:52 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2017 06:53 AM (TI+41)
They ratified the 2nd Amendment on March 27, 1790.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 11, 2017 06:58 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Downcast at December 11, 2017 06:58 AM (5CzCJ)
The vindictive bitch Meagain is trying to lead the sexhar charge against PDT.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. She's got nothing else. Can't wait to see it blow up her face.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2017 06:59 AM (XGGts)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
Heh Heh.. That's what I said..
...Billy "shoot first" Clintoon...
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 07:02 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Monica in a blew dress at December 11, 2017 07:04 AM (XGGts)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 07:05 AM (8ikIW)
Sexual allegations against Trump? He just needs to come out as a gay man. Hide behind the rainbow.
Posted by: K. Spacey at December 11, 2017 07:06 AM (ajiE5)
What's he doing? Sleeping in?
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 07:06 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 07:08 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: freaked at December 11, 2017 07:09 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 07:09 AM (8ikIW)
What's he doing? Sleeping in?
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 07:06 AM (8ikIW)
He's married to Melania, what would you be doing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2017 07:09 AM (TI+41)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2017 07:12 AM (XGGts)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 11, 2017 07:26 AM (KdDCu)
The FBI NICS checks for 2017 are on track to be the second highest year *EVER*. Right now, missing all of December, 2017 is in the #3 spot. It just *SEEMS* bad compared to 2016, which broke all records because it looked like Gungrabber McPantsuit might win the election. But 2017 already has broken the post-Sandy Hook panic buying in late 2012 though 2013.
Posted by: dittybopper at December 11, 2017 08:46 AM (YBipJ)
Fallen Angel, minion of Satan. This explains a lot you know.
Posted by: Janir at December 11, 2017 09:28 AM (JG4is)
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