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Her sex provides a shield against maledom. It will take a female CEO to make a move against her.
Posted by: torabora at December 06, 2017 07:54 PM (6dFYM) 2
Don't worry, Megan, it's not you. It's me. Nah, just pulling your chain. It's you.
Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2017 07:55 PM (eIQHF) Posted by: Katie Couric at December 06, 2017 07:55 PM (6dFYM) 4
Maybe she should hit the bottle with Hoda and Kathy Lee. It might lighten her up a bit
Posted by: Downcast at December 06, 2017 07:56 PM (r2yoX) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 07:57 PM (6FqZa) 6
I still don't understand why anyone at all thought she would make a good perky daytime host.
It's like putting me in charge of a children's show. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 06, 2017 07:57 PM (dEQP3) 7
More dancing, that's the answer.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 06, 2017 07:58 PM (wR71A) 8
PDt should troll her with an offer to be press secretary.
Posted by: fluffy at December 06, 2017 07:58 PM (cHbmY) 9
Dare to Succeed.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 06, 2017 07:58 PM (T71PA) Posted by: fluffy at December 06, 2017 07:59 PM (cHbmY) Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2017 08:00 PM (zGsgt) 12
Oh and here all the cartography geeks in the Horde will like this: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/morphology-abstracted-map-cartography
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 06, 2017 08:00 PM (dEQP3) 13
Hey what do you want for only $23 million a year?
Posted by: Evil Libertarian at December 06, 2017 08:00 PM (fWTxg) 14
Declare victory and quit. I did.
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at December 06, 2017 08:00 PM (bc2Lc) 15
PDt should troll her with an offer to be press secretary.
Noooo that will make Huckabee Sanders look bad. SHS is kicking ass. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 08:00 PM (6FqZa) 16
Puppet show and Megyn Kelly.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 06, 2017 08:01 PM (dEQP3) 17
You hate me! You REALLY hate me!!!
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at December 06, 2017 08:01 PM (O5Q3r) 18
Shit! I'm about to exit the coveted age demographic!!!
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2017 08:02 PM (Sfs6o) 19
Soon.....
Posted by: Vivid Video at December 06, 2017 08:02 PM (qJsa+) 20
Setzer is on with TuCa. No, not Brian.
Posted by: Hands Solo at December 06, 2017 08:02 PM (EzdLW) 21
Today's target audience loves them some perverts. What does that say about low IQ, democrat voting women?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 08:02 PM (3BFzK) 22
She's like the Mo Vaughn of Network Morning News.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:03 PM (+PZsn) 23
Offer to make her ambassador to Luxembourg. The current ambassador isn't doing shit.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 06, 2017 08:03 PM (wR71A) Posted by: Katie Couric at December 06, 2017 08:03 PM (6dFYM) 25
Next career stop....live video cam girl "Aurora" formerly of NBC will dance and do other things with her bum.
Only $9.99 a minute. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2017 08:03 PM (4umxo) 26
"Wet T-Shirt Bowling For Dollars" with your host, Megyn Kelly...
Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 08:03 PM (O5Q3r) 27
If I were her, I'd fingerbang an intern and go quietly into that good night.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:03 PM (+PZsn) Posted by: dagny at December 06, 2017 08:04 PM (eO5CB) 29
Not our fault.
Posted by: Arthur Murrary Dance School at December 06, 2017 08:04 PM (a1s18) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 08:04 PM (0pSdX) 31
"If I were her, I'd fingerbang an intern and go quietly into that good night."
== And a $30 million severance. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 08:04 PM (3BFzK) 32
I bet Depends and Geritol and rubber cane tip manufacturers are interested in my advanced age demographic!!
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2017 08:05 PM (Sfs6o) 33
But NOW whose rapidly-approaching-middle-age legs am I going to not ogle at while I am at work doing something far more productive?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 08:05 PM (hcyUh) 34
Her numbers can go negative and they won't dare lay a hand on her.
Posted by: torabora at December 06, 2017 08:05 PM (6dFYM) Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:05 PM (+PZsn) 36
Please Tucker, don't have this bint back on your show.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:05 PM (GsAUU) 37
I bought my enemies rope to hang me
And the knives to gang me You can watch 'em stab me on your television Sing a song for California . . . Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 08:05 PM (6FqZa) 38
Megyn Kelly for NFL Commissioner
Posted by: Hands Solo at December 06, 2017 08:06 PM (EzdLW) 39
A unigender mannequin outfitted with rusty mouth-hole grill and scratchy 4ohm speaker would get better ratings.
No one likes traitors, Meg. Posted by: 13times at December 06, 2017 08:06 PM (WHVu+) 40
Sigh. Well, there's always NPR...
Posted by: MeAgain at December 06, 2017 08:06 PM (Tyii7) 41
Oh my God, I can't believe than an unidentified person has released a personal recording made of my husband and myself!
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at December 06, 2017 08:07 PM (SkuXa) 42
Her numbers can go negative and they won't dare lay a hand on her.
They'd first have to get her into the Matt Lauer Lounge to lay a hand on her. Posted by: Hands Solo at December 06, 2017 08:07 PM (EzdLW) 43
I hear that the Fraken Tongue Punching Groper is not going to resign.
This is great but I'll wait until the pervconferance tomorrow before shooting my load. Don't think it will suffice to just have some donks scold him in the battle space prep for senator Moore Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 08:08 PM (3BFzK) 44
Maybe get guests from ghettos and trailer parks who hit each other with folding chairs.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 06, 2017 08:08 PM (wR71A) 45
Maybe we could have her call a few NFL games, see what happens...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 06, 2017 08:08 PM (0BFUD) Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 08:08 PM (SiINZ) 47
If she interviews Putin while wearing a cocktail dress so small you'd think she was wearing Frederick's her ratings will improve.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 06, 2017 08:08 PM (Eu5eZ) 48
Looks like an exile to MSNBC is in her future.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 06, 2017 08:08 PM (ZZdXT) 49
>>> Noooo that will make Huckabee Sanders look bad. SHS is kicking ass.
I didn't say he should give Megan the job, I said to troll her with an offer. Posted by: fluffy at December 06, 2017 08:08 PM (cHbmY) 50
I'm told I have an ass made for radio.
Posted by: MeAgain at December 06, 2017 08:09 PM (Tyii7) 51
She should hookup with the Kardashians.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 08:09 PM (O5Q3r) 52
I watched her show a little bit - it was after thanksgiving and she had someone on to demonstrate what you could do with leftover thanksgiving turkey and stuffing. Kitchen and all. It was terrible, she was so contrived and artificial and silly
Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 08:10 PM (I+lxa) 53
Oh my God, I can't believe than an unidentified person has released a personal recording made of my husband and myself!
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at December 06, 2017 08:07 PM (SkuXa) -------- Remember when your first husband said you needed a wife yourself, MeAgain? Good times, good times. Posted by: Side draft at December 06, 2017 08:10 PM (dykLb) 54
Hmm, likely to get sporty in Ventura and elsewhere tonight. Forecast winds up to *80* MPH. Yikes.
ace, if only Me-Again would interview Tom Nichols, you could do a super-post with two of your faves. Lets bombard her booker with the suggestion (from what I recall, she can't get anyone on her show anyway, that buffoon should be available). Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2017 08:10 PM (QDnY+) 55
Can't they give her Brian Williams's old spot?
Posted by: MikeN at December 06, 2017 08:10 PM (otvWf) 56
If I were her, I'd fingerbang an intern...
Is there ever a situation where that ISN'T your advice? Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2017 08:10 PM (zGsgt) 57
Why is it on Star Trek that they always have to beam up to the transporter room? Why don't they just transport right to the bridge or wherever they want to go?
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2017 08:10 PM (UdKB7) 58
It's like putting me in charge of a children's show.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. Now that would be a wonderful show! The Munchkin Hour! Posted by: Claude Rains at December 06, 2017 08:11 PM (uU57J) 59
She could be the sideline reporter on "The Cockfight Channel".
Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 08:11 PM (O5Q3r) 60
Nobody ever grabbed her mish
Grabbed her mish Grabbed her mish Nobody at Fox ever grabbed her mish Early in the morning Nobody ever grabbed her mish Grabbed her mish Grabbed her mish Nobody at Fox ever grabbed her mish Late in the evening Nobody ever grabbed her mish Grabbed her mish Grabbed her mish Nobody at Fox er CNN ever grabbed her mish Early in the morning or late in the evening Bwwwwaaaaaaaa Posted by: MeAgain at December 06, 2017 08:11 PM (wp7uW) 61
I need a contract like this - where I can fail and still get paid like I have the world's last piece of chocolate. Weirdly, my employers always insist that I produce results or make arrangements to move into a van down by the river.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 06, 2017 08:11 PM (H5knJ) 62
You know the nfl had a chance to stop the hemorrhage of fans by dealing with the commish. They chose to continue to lose money, pay him a bucket load, and give $100 million to black leftist hate groups.
I must have skipped that class in Buss-econ. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 08:11 PM (3BFzK) 63
56 If I were her, I'd fingerbang an intern...
Is there ever a situation where that ISN'T your advice? Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2017 08:10 PM (zGsgt) I believe the kids are calling that sort of thing a "life-hack" these days. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 08:12 PM (hcyUh) 64
She should have asked bicycle boy Chuck about how well you do after you shit on your conservative fanbase to try and ingratiate yourself into the the liberal community.
Posted by: buzzion at December 06, 2017 08:12 PM (z/Ubi) 65
52 I watched her show a little bit - it was after thanksgiving and she had someone on to demonstrate what you could do with leftover thanksgiving turkey and stuffing. Kitchen and all. It was terrible, she was so contrived and artificial and silly
Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 08:10 PM (I+lxa) --She needed . . . BEEFSQUATCH!!! Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:12 PM (GsAUU) 66
People simply cannot change the channel fast enough.
Get the hook Posted by: some friggin dope at December 06, 2017 08:12 PM (6OUNd) 67
Some 2+ million viewers in a nation of 300+ million and a world of 7+ billion is a rounding error. How many people were counted who just had the TV on and were actually somewhere else changing the oil, mowing the lawn or boinking the pool boy?
MeAgain is toast, well done. Melba Toast. Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:12 PM (wjmTS) 68
Is there ever a situation where that ISN'T your advice?
You can never go wrong with a good ol' fingerbang. Posted by: Little Al Franken at December 06, 2017 08:12 PM (Tyii7) 69
I watched her show a little bit - it was after thanksgiving and she had
someone on to demonstrate what you could do with leftover thanksgiving turkey and stuffing. Kitchen and all. It was terrible, she was so contrived and artificial and silly That sound like something you'd see on "Good Morning, Trenton!". Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 08:13 PM (O5Q3r) 70
Guess I'll sit in the park tomorrow and feed the pigeons.
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2017 08:13 PM (Sfs6o) 71
>>Is there ever a situation where that ISN'T your advice?
My Mother raised a Gentleman. What can I say? Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:13 PM (+PZsn) 72
When did she Michael Jackson her nose?
Posted by: California red at December 06, 2017 08:13 PM (DI/MO) 73
62 You know the nfl had a chance to stop the hemorrhage of fans by dealing with the commish. They chose to continue to lose money, pay him a bucket load, and give $100 million to black leftist hate groups.
I must have skipped that class in Buss-econ. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 08:11 PM (3BFzK) --Their venues for the most part are ridiculously subsidized by taxpayers. They can take more blows than most businesses. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:13 PM (GsAUU) 74
Explains why she wants an interview with Lauer. Train wreck to train wreck.
Posted by: Cheri at December 06, 2017 08:14 PM (6Yx65) 75
18 Shit! I'm about to exit the coveted age demographic!!!
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2017 08:02 PM (Sfs6o) You're about to turn 30? Then you can't post here anymore. Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 08:14 PM (sdi6R) 76
Why is it on Star Trek that they always have to beam up to the transporter room? Why don't they just transport right to the bridge or wherever they want to go?
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2017 08:10 PM (UdKB7) *************** It's a union job and beaming them somewhere else would cut many people out of work. Posted by: Feather Bedding at December 06, 2017 08:14 PM (wp7uW) 77
That sound like something you'd see on "Good Morning, Trenton!". Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 08:13 PM (O5Q3r) Another year and she'll be on "Good Morning, Camden!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 08:14 PM (0pSdX) 78
The moment in the debate when she made all about her was her undoing. Good riddance Me-again.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 06, 2017 08:15 PM (CNHr1) 79
75. Carousel! Carousel! Renew!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 08:15 PM (fA1SL) 80
It's like putting me in charge of a children's show.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. Now that would be a wonderful show! Posted by: Claude Rains at December 06, 2017 08:11 PM (uU57J) Punching Up!!! Posted by: golfman at December 06, 2017 08:15 PM (48QDY) 81
MeAgain doesn't care...as long as she can see herself on the monitor, she's good.
Posted by: Tami at December 06, 2017 08:15 PM (Enq6K) 82
More bad news for Megyn Kelly.
Posted by: Hands Solo at December 06, 2017 08:15 PM (EzdLW) 83
Age demographics?
To quote an undergrad prof of mine: You know you're getting old when a lifetime membership doesn't look like a good deal anymore. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:15 PM (GsAUU) 84
It's a union job and beaming them somewhere else would cut many people out of work.
Posted by: Feather Bedding at December 06, 2017 08:14 PM (wp7uW) "Scab" does sound like a Klingon loan-word... Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 08:15 PM (hcyUh) Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at December 06, 2017 08:15 PM (Tyii7) 86
deadmau5
youtube.com/watch?v=YnwfTHpnGLY Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 08:16 PM (6FqZa) 87
Megyan's next job will be in academia where she will teach a course in communications.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 06, 2017 08:16 PM (KdDCu) 88
Access Hollywood
Posted by: Muns at December 06, 2017 08:16 PM (fO+6C) 89
Explains why she wants an interview with Lauer. Train wreck to train wreck.
Posted by: Cheri <<< She hopes at least he would grab her mish Posted by: Feather Bedding at December 06, 2017 08:16 PM (wp7uW) 90
A lifetime membership sounds great when you are 29, but can't afford it. When you can actually afford it? Meh!
Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:16 PM (wjmTS) 91
I don't know about any other moron(ette)s but i am going to DVR that Tongue Punching Groper Franken's pervconference. No matter which way it turns out it is good.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 08:16 PM (3BFzK) 92
Visual representation of MeAgain's life choices:
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/hold-my-beer-part-i-14-gifs-8.gif?w=600 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 06, 2017 08:16 PM (dEQP3) 93
Can we haz kvass thread?
Posted by: On this day-St. Miklos Day! at December 06, 2017 08:16 PM (zCyNd) 94
Is there a limit on the discounted "senior" coffee at McDonalds?
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2017 08:17 PM (Sfs6o) 95
I give not a tinker's damn about this woman. In fact, I don't watch television at all (except TWD, and Red Dawn right now) and some college football.
Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2017 08:17 PM (zLDYs) 96
87 Megyan's next job will be in academia where she will teach a course in communications.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 06, 2017 08:16 PM (KdDCu) I got an image of "Introduction to Mime" as a Phys. Ed. course in the course listings catalog... Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 08:17 PM (hcyUh) 97
"Kelly jumped to NBC earlier this year in a $20 million deal to boost the third hour of "Today." Not only are the ratings flat, they are a poor lead-in for the fourth hour of "Today," normally hosted by Kathy Lee Griffin and Hoda Kotb, per The Wrap."
How the hell is there 4 damn hours of that crap each day? JFC ladies, y'all need to find something else to do. Iron yer man's clothes, or practice yer sammich makin', ANYTHING. Posted by: One at December 06, 2017 08:17 PM (V8hNl) 98
I want MeAgain Kelly to take every dance Michelle Obama every did over a tortuous eight year period and double-down with a precision white privilege dance adaptation.
Ratings Bonanza! Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2017 08:18 PM (RtQsb) 99
It's like putting me in charge of a children's show.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. We're going to need a delay longer than five seconds. -The FCC Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2017 08:18 PM (eIQHF) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 08:18 PM (fA1SL) 101
90 A lifetime membership sounds great when you are 29, but can't afford it. When you can actually afford it? Meh!
Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:16 PM (wjmTS) --I remember when National Geographic was a membership in the Society, not a subscription. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:18 PM (GsAUU) 102
>>How the hell is there 4 damn hours of that crap each day? JFC ladies, y'all need to find something else to do
Quiet, you! Posted by: Washer with an Un-Balanced Load at December 06, 2017 08:19 PM (+PZsn) 103
Visual representation of MeAgain's life choices:
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/hold-my-beer-part-i-14-gifs-8.gif?w=600 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 06, 2017 08:16 PM (dEQP3) --------- I would risk that for the contract buyout she would receive if they chose to shitcan her. Posted by: Side draft at December 06, 2017 08:19 PM (dykLb) 104
Megyan's next job will be in academia where she will teach a course in communications.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 06, 2017 08:16 PM (KdDCu) Before full tenure, she will have to advance to Featured Dancer. Posted by: On this day-St. Miklos Day! at December 06, 2017 08:19 PM (zCyNd) 105
95 I give not a tinker's damn about this woman. In fact, I don't watch television at all (except TWD, and Red Dawn right now) and some college football.
Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2017 08:17 PM (zLDYs) A Red Dawn series, if done right, would be awesome Posted by: josephistan at December 06, 2017 08:19 PM (ANIFC) 106
99 It's like putting me in charge of a children's show.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. We're going to need a delay longer than five seconds. -The FCC Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2017 08:18 PM (eIQHF) And pixelate out her hand movements.... Posted by: Tami at December 06, 2017 08:19 PM (Enq6K) 107
>>How the hell is there 4 damn hours of that crap each day? JFC ladies, y'all need to find something else to do ==== EBT. Is there anything it can't do. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 08:19 PM (3BFzK) 108
93 Can we haz kvass thread?
Posted by: On this day-St. Miklos Day! at December 06, 2017 08:16 PM (zCyNd) --Never had kvass. I had some interesting shit in Macedonia, but didn't involve shared drinking vessels. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:20 PM (GsAUU) 109
She needs to bring James Comey on as a co-host and call the show #MeAgainTwo!
Posted by: ShainS at December 06, 2017 08:20 PM (BiLU+) 110
102 >>How the hell is there 4 damn hours of that crap each day? JFC ladies, y'all need to find something else to do
Quiet, you! Posted by: Washer with an Un-Balanced Load at December 06, 2017 08:19 PM (+PZsn) I agree, the Paolo, he need a, how you say, "break", some of the times. Posted by: Il Paolo at December 06, 2017 08:20 PM (hcyUh) 111
You know they could improve the ratings? Chicks doing the show topless. Why am I not an NBC exec? Posted by: otho at December 06, 2017 08:20 PM (qGuLD) 112
Age is relative, I guess. I was carded today when I bought a half-gallon of my favorite adult refreshment. I said, Don't I look old enough? No, she said. Thank you I said. I am eleven times seven years old. When I was sixteen I walked into a bar and bought a pitched of 3.2 beer without even a look. Drank it with an also under aged friend sitting in the front window of the bar. I was NEVER carded when I was under age, and now? Well, I guess it's due to over policing and liability insurance issues.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:20 PM (wjmTS) 113
MeAgain is such a nice person. She would make a great weather girl for the local Minot, ND news station.
Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:20 PM (XIpsB) 114
Neener. Neener. Neener.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 08:20 PM (NWiLs) 115
71 >>Is there ever a situation where that ISN'T your advice? My Mother raised a Gentleman. What can I say? Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:13 PM (+PZsn) So how IS your brother? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2017 08:21 PM (eXA4G) 116
She's bleeding viewers from her wherever!
Posted by: NBC at December 06, 2017 08:21 PM (tbOMB) Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 08:21 PM (wPiJc) 118
Is it possible she will be found in the charred remains of Rupert Murdochs mansion?
Posted by: torabora at December 06, 2017 08:21 PM (6dFYM) 119
How does it taste?
Posted by: tastes like kvass at December 06, 2017 08:21 PM (UdKB7) 120
Well, she could try saying she has a repressed memory of being the recipient of some hot, dirty Lauer action, that she just now remembered. That might get some circulation going.
Posted by: Monty James at December 06, 2017 08:21 PM (gKOMX) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 08:22 PM (3BFzK) 122
112 Age is relative, I guess. I was carded today when I bought a half-gallon of my favorite adult refreshment. I said, Don't I look old enough? No, she said. Thank you I said. I am eleven times seven years old. When I was sixteen I walked into a bar and bought a pitched of 3.2 beer without even a look. Drank it with an also under aged friend sitting in the front window of the bar. I was NEVER carded when I was under age, and now? Well, I guess it's due to over policing and liability insurance issues.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:20 PM (wjmTS) --At a Food King here, I have to swipe my Texas ID when I buy beer or wine. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:22 PM (GsAUU) 123
Can't they give her Brian Williams's old spot?
--------- First off the landing-craft at Guadalcanal? Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2017 08:22 PM (QCX64) 124
116 She's bleeding viewers from her wherever!
Posted by: NBC at December 06, 2017 08:21 PM (tbOMB) Nice. Posted by: josephistan at December 06, 2017 08:22 PM (ANIFC) 125
Muldoon, how about a limerick about MeAgain and her grasping for the big bucks?
Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:22 PM (XIpsB) 126
108. Medovuka? 'Cause that's a fine drink - gives hangover like Pripyat inside skull.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 08:22 PM (fA1SL) 127
Grow up Anne of Green Gables.
Posted by: Tom Sawyer at December 06, 2017 08:22 PM (4jhqc) 128
Is kvass thread, brat!
* heaves bottle to his Magyar droog * *catches kvass with one hand, bratwurst with other-no homo* Posted by: On this day-St. Miklos Day! at December 06, 2017 08:22 PM (zCyNd) 129
112 Age is relative, I guess. I was carded today when I bought a half-gallon of my favorite adult refreshment. I said, Don't I look old enough? No, she said. Thank you I said. I am eleven times seven years old. When I was sixteen I walked into a bar and bought a pitched of 3.2 beer without even a look. Drank it with an also under aged friend sitting in the front window of the bar. I was NEVER carded when I was under age, and now? Well, I guess it's due to over policing and liability insurance issues.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:20 PM (wjmTS) I went to a nightclub a month shy of my 40th birthday and got carded by an employee who looked barely 21. I didn't mind. Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 08:22 PM (sdi6R) 130
dirty Lauer action, that she just now remembered. That might get some circulation going.
Posted by: Monty James at December 06, 2017 08:21 PM (gKOMX) Won't work. He was the recruiter. She liked it. Posted by: golfman at December 06, 2017 08:23 PM (48QDY) Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:23 PM (GsAUU) 132
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MeAgain is such a nice person. She would make a great weather girl for the local Minot, ND news station." ========== You seen today's weather girls if ND? No way she would even get blowjob interview. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 08:23 PM (3BFzK) Posted by: tastes like kvass at December 06, 2017 08:23 PM (UdKB7) 134
One of the sheer delights of PDT's presidency is the butthurt he puts on all the people I detest. The meltdown today over moving our embassy to Israel's real capital had all the most ignorant, smug, detestable leftists crying and gnashing teeth. This week he also reduced obama's lawless 'national monument's which pissed off the treehuggers, the SCOTUS shows it's basically going to uphold the travel ban and that pissed off islamocriminals and their fellowtravelers and just when you thought it couldn't get any better the FBI further debases itself as a hotbed of leftist extremists subverting the law for their own ends. Tired of winning? no, but my cheeks hurt from all the grinning.
Posted by: docweasel at December 06, 2017 08:23 PM (Made5) 135
Why is it on Star Trek that they always have to beam up to the transporter room? Why don't they just transport right to the bridge or wherever they want to go?
Posted by: freaked at December 06, 2017 08:10 PM (UdKB7) What do you have against Scots and Irish huh buddy? Posted by: Montgomery Scott and Miles O'Brien at December 06, 2017 08:23 PM (z/Ubi) 136
I've learned my lesson. A life of vapidity and prevarication is a life wasted.
Posted by: MeAgain at December 06, 2017 08:23 PM (Tyii7) 137
It's time for her to self-exile to the Island of Former Celebrities.
... with Harvey Weinstein. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo ------------ The Island of Doctor Morose? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2017 08:24 PM (nBBdT) 138
It's time for her to self-exile to the Island of Former Celebrities.
Posted by: Ace at 07:55 PM Bill Clinton knows a guy who runs an island that has high priced whores. She could go there. As a customer though, she's too old to be paid staff. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 08:24 PM (Pz4pT) 139
Breaking. House Judiciary to interview Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein about Strzok, Weismann and the politicization of the Mueller investigation next Wednesday.
https://tinyurl.com/y9hp2ejh Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2017 08:24 PM (/tuJf) 140
MeAgain is, what, pushing 50? Minot, ND? Pssssht. Nice try, you old bat.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:24 PM (wjmTS) 141
First off the landing-craft at Guadalcanal?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2017 08:22 PM (QCX64) Brian Williams' famous corncob pipe is now on display nest to his equestrian statue in New Orleans. Posted by: On this day-St. Miklos Day! at December 06, 2017 08:25 PM (zCyNd) 142
I see a big ball of yarn in your future, Meggy
Posted by: Debbie Norville at December 06, 2017 08:25 PM (4u7kU) 143
I was working door at a bar for a while, and i was always amused by the girls who would say, "Oh my god, I'm like 23, just let me in, I can't believe you're carding me."
And they were overage, not lying to get in. But just flummoxed and personally insulted that I, the lowly door guy, couldn't divine their age to within the year on sight. People are weird. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 08:25 PM (hcyUh) 144
I've learned my lesson. A life of vapidity and prevarication is a life wasted.
Posted by: MeAgain ---------- You forgot 'venality'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2017 08:25 PM (nBBdT) 145
Why am I cold??? I feel like an old lady shuffling around the house in socks and slippers, sweater and Shaw and throw blanket. I actually turned the heat on...I hate the heater. It has been raining for the whole day and about 39 degrees but I'm usually not the one who is cold.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 06, 2017 08:25 PM (kufk0) 146
6 I still don't understand why anyone at all thought she would make a good perky daytime host.
It's like putting me in charge of a children's show. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 06, 2017 07:57 PM (dEQP3) come over here children... while I Put on my sweater... and leather corset... its a... wonderful day in the Neighborhood.... Can you say... sexual her ass meant? Nice try... I knew you could... Posted by: Meagain Kelly's next script at December 06, 2017 08:26 PM (NgKpN) 147
126 108. Medovuka? 'Cause that's a fine drink - gives hangover like Pripyat inside skull.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 08:22 PM (fA1SL) --That sounds right. The description I recall more than the name. I'd go back to Macedonia if I had the chance. Beautiful place. Sucks what happened to Treskavec Monastery. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:26 PM (GsAUU) 148
'Chicks doing the show topless.'
They can't do that on TV. String bikinis will have to do. Posted by: tastes like kvass at December 06, 2017 08:23 PM They could at least make them eat bananas. Posted by: otho at December 06, 2017 08:26 PM (qGuLD) 149
'Chicks doing the show topless.'
They can't do that on TV. String bikinis will have to do. Posted by: tastes like kvass at December 06, 2017 08:23 PM (UdKB7) Check your cable/satellite package for Russian channels. Posted by: On this day-St. Miklos Day! at December 06, 2017 08:26 PM (zCyNd) 150
You can bet that Mueller's crew has advanced from destroying evidence against Hillary and the Deep State to destroying evidence against themselves.
Never forget that Jimmy Drama put Martha Stewart in jail for deleting and then undeleting a single e-mail and doing a Humana Humana to FBI agents who showed up at her door Posted by: Ignoramus at December 06, 2017 08:26 PM (E0pBC) 151
Got my ass in trouble at work today. Told them I was tired of bailing out my counterparts in the other offices without additional compensation.
It's like welfare for "working" people and I'm sick of underwriting it. Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:26 PM (XIpsB) 152
6 I still don't understand why anyone at all thought she would make a good perky daytime host.
It's like putting me in charge of a children's show. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 06, 2017 07:57 PM (dEQP3) Only if you have to wear your ragebunny outfit and hop around. Posted by: StrawMan at December 06, 2017 08:26 PM (AQODf) 153
Bill Clinton knows a guy who runs an island that has high priced whores. She could go there.
As a customer though, she's too old to be paid staff. She could be the madam. Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 08:27 PM (O5Q3r) 154
>>>I went to a nightclub a month shy of my 40th birthday and got carded by an employee who looked barely 21.<<<
I was carded buying lottery tickets last week, and I'm 29 years old! Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2017 08:27 PM (RtQsb) 155
Dude, what happened to that guy's chin?
Posted by: josephistan at December 06, 2017 08:27 PM (ANIFC) 156
58 It's like putting me in charge of a children's show.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. Now that would be a wonderful show! The Munchkin Hour! Posted by: Claude Rains at December 06, 2017 08:11 PM (uU57J) Thunderdome meets Romper Room. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2017 08:27 PM (4ErVI) 157
Shit, audio busted for Tucker's interview.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU) 158
andycanuck, Guadalcanal was an unopposed landing (and they mostly went over the rails of boats, not that many landing craft at the time).
Pelileu, or Normandy. Warm welcomes, those were. Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2017 08:28 PM (QDnY+) 159
138 It's time for her to self-exile to the Island of Former Celebrities.
Posted by: Ace at 07:55 PM Bill Clinton knows a guy who runs an island that has high priced whores. She could go there. As a customer though, she's too old to be paid staff. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 08:24 PM (Pz4pT) Oh.... I don't know... Handcuffs... ball gag... grudge F... I'm sure there are some who would pay bank for it... Posted by: Don Q. at December 06, 2017 08:28 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: tastes like kvass at December 06, 2017 08:28 PM (UdKB7) 161
but I'm usually not the one who is cold.
Posted by: lin-duh ---------- Bad news, it will get worse as you get older. And, it takes longer to get rid of the chills. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2017 08:28 PM (nBBdT) 162
156. With a unique pedagogy - Trivial Pursuit with Darwinian Selection.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 08:28 PM (fA1SL) 163
It's time for her to self-exile to the Island of Former Celebrities.
------------- How soon until we can send James Comey there too? Posted by: T at December 06, 2017 08:28 PM (PDYxO) 164
Oh logprof, I wasn't disappointed. That promise to be the bottom of the barrel.
Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2017 08:28 PM (eIQHF) 165
Just for kicks, a few months back I protested loudly when the HEB cashier DIDN'T card me for the wine. Great fun to watch the 18 yr old cashier girl go into vapor-lock. I'm such a dick. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2017 08:28 PM (eXA4G) 166
Medovuka? 'Cause that's a fine drink - gives hangover like Pripyat inside skull.
I had some Bulgarian brandy. After half a bottle, the room appeared to be full of smoke. The smoke was apparently inside my eyeballs. Posted by: On this day-St. Kvaspin's Day at December 06, 2017 08:29 PM (zCyNd) 167
133 'Chicks doing the show topless.'
They can't do that on TV. String bikinis will have to do. === But MeAgain's got not tits! Posted by: Claude Rains at December 06, 2017 08:29 PM (uU57J) 168
Breaking. House Judiciary to interview Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein about Strzok, Weismann and the politicization of the Mueller investigation next Wednesday.
https://tinyurl.com/y9hp2ejh Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2017 08:24 PM (/tuJf) ------ Well, this whole deal just took a new twist and is getting very interesting! * Note to self. Buy moar popcorn, butter and salt.* Posted by: Side draft at December 06, 2017 08:29 PM (dykLb) 169
156 58 It's like putting me in charge of a children's show.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. Now that would be a wonderful show! The Munchkin Hour! Posted by: Claude Rains at December 06, 2017 08:11 PM (uU57J) Thunderdome meets Romper Room. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2017 08:27 PM (4ErVI) And now its time for... the Raptor Races... Yes children... can you outrun the raptors??? If you win? you get dinner! If you loose? YOU ARE DINNER! Posted by: Don Q. at December 06, 2017 08:29 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:29 PM (+PZsn) Posted by: Publius Redux at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (0YSzp) 172
158 andycanuck, Guadalcanal was an unopposed landing (and they mostly went over the rails of boats, not that many landing craft at the time).
Pelileu, or Normandy. Warm welcomes, those were. Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2017 08:28 PM (QDnY+) --Tarawa as well. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (0pSdX) 174
To be fair, at "Today" she had stiff competition from far more motivated posers.
Posted by: Born Free at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (kpllD) 175
You guys slay me. It's only been 3 years since you were all hot for MeAgain.
You worshipped her! Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (XIpsB) 176
As a customer though, she's too old to be paid staff.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 08:24 PM (Pz4pT) The place may need a manager. The kind of lady who...knows. Posted by: Miklos from arch support at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (zCyNd) 177
Now that would be a wonderful show!
The Munchkin Hour! Posted by: Claude Rains at December 06, 2017 08:11 PM (uU57J) Thunderdome meets Romper Room. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis -------------- Kindergarten field trip to Jurassic Park. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (nBBdT) 178
166. Rakija will do that to ya. Bulgaria is, by far, the most blyatiful nation in Slavistan.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (fA1SL) 179
With the latest CGI, even some old bat like MeAgain could probably make it in Minot. Er, or not. Even GGI has its limits.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (wjmTS) 180
Oh shit, the white Filipino tranny is on
Posted by: josephistan at December 06, 2017 08:31 PM (ANIFC) 181
>>It's time for her to self-exile to the Island of Former Celebrities.
Or the Island of Mis-Fit Toys? 'Megan, dear. That's actually a butt plug.' Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:31 PM (+PZsn) 182
Since when do Filipinos have pink troll hair?
Posted by: Hands Solo at December 06, 2017 08:31 PM (EzdLW) 183
"White person identifies as Filipino"
Poe's Law: This is either a loony, or a brilliant satirist like the Pastafarians Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:31 PM (GsAUU) 184
I was born a poor white man...
Posted by: josephistan at December 06, 2017 08:31 PM (ANIFC) 185
You guys slay me. It's only been 3 years since you were all hot for MeAgain.
You worshipped her! We've..."evolved". Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 08:31 PM (O5Q3r) 186
Ignoramus, all joking aside, that's my concern with the massive crime wave of the Obama years. There has been plenty of opportunity to destroy evidence. The Clinton Espionage Act "investigation" gives a clue - actual DOJ sanction to destroy evidence, immunity, etc. And as the corruption and integrity issues at FBI and DOJ are now well outside "black helicopter" territory, the problem seems even worse.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2017 08:32 PM (QDnY+) 187
Never mind, the white guy identifying as a Filipino woman is the bottom of the barrel. Bring on the one world/no borders guy.
Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2017 08:32 PM (eIQHF) 188
You worshipped her! Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (XIpsB) Dude, that was, like, three years ago. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 08:32 PM (0pSdX) 189
>> It's only been 3 years since you were all hot for MeAgain.
I'd still lick her episiotomy scar. But, I wouldn't tolerate her hanging around afterwards. Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:32 PM (+PZsn) 190
Dude, that was, like, three years ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 08:32 PM (0pSdX) The folly of 26-year-olds.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 08:32 PM (hcyUh) 191
I'd hit it.
Posted by: MeAgain at December 06, 2017 08:33 PM (Tyii7) 192
'It's only been 3 years since you were all hot for MeAgain.'
I was never hot for Megan. I just want to see her tits. Posted by: tastes like kvass at December 06, 2017 08:33 PM (UdKB7) 193
175 You guys slay me. It's only been 3 years since you were all hot for MeAgain.
You worshipped her! Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (XIpsB) She went and got her butch lesbian hair cut and it let all of her rotten core be exposed. Posted by: buzzion at December 06, 2017 08:33 PM (z/Ubi) 194
Worshipped her? I wouldn't recognize her if she went down on her knees and gave me a BJ. I cut off cable over a decade ago.
But, I would say thanks and slip her a couple of bucks, 'cause I'm a gentleman. Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:33 PM (wjmTS) 195
Prediction: Divorced within a year and admitted to rehab.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 06, 2017 08:33 PM (r9UYA) 196
Megyn Kelly is attracting the lowest audience for the "Today" franchise in more than a decade.
I think they meant smallest. The lowest audiences watch Obama and Hillary blather on and pay for the privilege. Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2017 08:33 PM (fR+If) 197
logprof, sheesh, yep, forgot Tarawa - first and worst, in many ways.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2017 08:33 PM (QDnY+) 198
Nonetheless, I would hit that like Chicxulub killing the dinosaurs.
Posted by: Grump928(C) feels optimistic at December 06, 2017 08:34 PM (WbIyz) 199
187 Never mind, the white guy identifying as a Filipino woman is the bottom of the barrel. Bring on the one world/no borders guy.
Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2017 08:32 PM (eIQHF) --Yeah, Tucker didn't even tease this interview. Total curve ball. Ugh, "intersectionality" Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:34 PM (GsAUU) 200
What made anyone at NBC think she would be a good fit for the drooling liberal morning audience at their network?
Always wondered about that..... Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 06, 2017 08:34 PM (br2jI) Posted by: Donald Trump at December 06, 2017 08:34 PM (+PZsn) 202
I identify as a hot Latino woman. I have a beautiful curvy body, and men fall at my feet. So it is written, so shall it be.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 06, 2017 08:34 PM (CNHr1) 203
You guys slay me. It's only been 3 years since you were all hot for MeAgain. You worshipped her! Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (XIpsB) Hey, it's not our fault that she was dumb enough to give up the love of Teh Horde for the paltry sum of $20 Million plus. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2017 08:34 PM (eXA4G) 204
Bad news, it will get worse as you get older. And, it takes longer to get rid of the chills.
-------- Shut up!!! I'm only 28!!! Posted by: lin-duh at December 06, 2017 08:34 PM (kufk0) 205
That is not a LBFM.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 06, 2017 08:34 PM (Eu5eZ) Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 06, 2017 08:34 PM (zCyNd) 207
You guys slay me. It's only been 3 years since you were all hot for MeAgain.
You worshipped her! Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (XIpsB) 3 years ago none of us would have thought that Donald Trump would be the president of the United States and taking the fight to the left, Deep State and the Vichy Republicans either Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 08:34 PM (SiINZ) 208
You guys slay me. It's only been 3 years since you were all hot for MeAgain.
I haven't changed my mind. Posted by: Ass Like a Young Keifer Sutherland at December 06, 2017 08:34 PM (fuK7c) 209
Is it possible she will be found in the charred remains of Rupert Murdochs mansion? Posted by: torabora Speaking of which... Neera Tanden, the president of the liberal Center for American Progress and frequent cable news commentator, was more than happy that "karma" had burned down the home of Rupert Murdoch, the executive chairman of News Corp, which owns Fox News. Reacting to the news of Murdoch's misfortune, Tanden retweeted the information and added, "There's a God. And she's unhappy." Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 08:34 PM (IqV8l) 210
Tucker is now interviewing an ex-white male who identifies as a Philipino woman. I cannot abide giving this whatever attention when he should be referred to a psychiatrist.
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Splitter Chapter at December 06, 2017 08:35 PM (2X7pN) 211
206. 'Megan - bring your own smetana.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 08:35 PM (fA1SL) 212
Williams doesn't know that, rhomboid.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2017 08:35 PM (QCX64) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 08:36 PM (6FqZa) 214
All right, I hope the No Borders guy is mic'ed properly
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:36 PM (GsAUU) 215
Megyn Kelly strikes me as having a post-All In The Family Sally Struthersesque future.
Posted by: Guam tipper at December 06, 2017 08:36 PM (/DvFd) 216
We need many, many more psychiatrists. Or, lock me up in a looney bin for ever kind of places. Millions of them. They are legion.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:36 PM (wjmTS) 217
Reacting to the news of Murdoch's misfortune, Tanden retweeted the information and added, "There's a God. And she's unhappy."
She sure as hell is! Heh. Posted by: Beelzebub at December 06, 2017 08:36 PM (Tyii7) 218
She can join us here.
Posted by: Charlie in a Box at December 06, 2017 08:36 PM (a61qO) 219
What is Sally Struthers up to these days?
Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:37 PM (XIpsB) 220
215 Megyn Kelly strikes me as having a post-All In The Family Sally Struthersesque future.
Posted by: Guam tipper at December 06, 2017 08:36 PM (/DvFd) Snacky. Cakes. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 08:37 PM (hcyUh) 221
You guys slay me. It's only been 3 years since you were all hot for MeAgain.
You worshipped her! Posted by: ALH -------------- Not hardly. She is/was just news/commentary candy. Otherwise vapid. Greta Van Susteren was a fount of intellect and logic by contrast. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2017 08:37 PM (nBBdT) 222
Reacting to the news of Murdoch's misfortune, Tanden retweeted the information and added, "There's a God. And she's unhappy."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 08:34 PM (IqV8l) I have just upgraded from Siri to Kali. "Kali, can you..." Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 06, 2017 08:37 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: tastes like kvass at December 06, 2017 08:37 PM (UdKB7) 224
216. Nahh....we encourage immigration from Poland and bring in a couple thousand stronk Serbs. They're experts at removal.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 08:37 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: Ass Like a Young Keifer Sutherland at December 06, 2017 08:37 PM (fuK7c) 226
What made anyone at NBC think she would be a good fit for the drooling liberal morning audience at their network? Always wondered about that..... Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 06, 2017 08:34 PM (br2jI) I got the feeling that her NBC contract was out of spite. To deny Fox their up-and-coming media star. A very expensive bit of spite. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2017 08:38 PM (eXA4G) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 08:38 PM (IqV8l) 228
Muldoon, how about a limerick about MeAgain and her grasping for the big bucks?
***** Sure thing. Hmmm, let's see... A hard-hitting newsie, Meg Kelly Once made Morons' knees turn into jelly 'Til butch cut and a brazilian NBC paid twenty million For a fluff morning show on the telly Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 08:38 PM (wPiJc) 229
Nice, it must do a lot for Me-again's ego that a Bond Villain level rapist like Matt Lauer has better Q ratings.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 08:38 PM (SzZnW) 230
There's just no way MeAgain wanted to end up in this situation, right?
I'm hazy on how it went down. The main thrust was the evening news show, which quickly went into the toilet. Then the lateral move was welp drinking wine with burgeoning alcoholic Hoda Kotb and light banter with the sharting house slave Al Roker might work. But I think it was always the news show and the daytime gig. I just can't see how she could be that detached from her strengths to think the cutesy stuff would work. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2017 08:38 PM (4ErVI) 231
You could feed 50 hungry children with this pizza! Never mind. *chomp*
Posted by: Sally Strother-Martin at December 06, 2017 08:38 PM (Tyii7) 232
You guys slay me. It's only been 3 years since you were all hot for MeAgain.
You worshipped her! Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (XIpsB) ------- Lusted after her yes, while she was a quasi Conservative and hot. When she outed herself while blending Gyrl Power with The Bad Man Trump was mean to me, a Girl! Game over. Posted by: Side draft at December 06, 2017 08:38 PM (dykLb) 233
So... gender-fluid ?
I'm all woman. A beautiful, hot and curvy woman. Curves.. you remember those, right? I don't look like no stinkin boy, yo! Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 06, 2017 08:38 PM (CNHr1) 234
400, 400, do I hear 5?
Posted by: tastes like kvass at December 06, 2017 08:39 PM (UdKB7) 235
I got the feeling that her NBC contract was out of spite. To deny Fox their up-and-coming media star.
A very expensive bit of spite. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2017 08:38 PM (eXA4G) She burnt her bridge from Fox. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 06, 2017 08:39 PM (dKiJG) 236
It's time for her to self-exile to the Island of Former Celebrities.
Posted by: Ace at 07:55 PM Bill Clinton knows a guy who runs an island that has high priced whores. She could go there. As a customer though, she's too old to be paid staff. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 08:24 PM (Pz4pT) Oh.... I don't know... Handcuffs... ball gag... grudge F... I'm sure there are some who would pay bank for it... Posted by: Don Q. at December 06, 2017 08:28 PM (NgKpN) Not on Clinton's friend's island there aren't. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 08:39 PM (Pz4pT) Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 06, 2017 08:39 PM (UaOJc) 238
Oh, Kali? Where can I get her (it?) I tried with Siri, asking her "Siri. will you have sex with me, and she broke my heart. Her answer: Hmm, let me think. No! I was stricken. Haven't recovered yet. Maybe Kali will be more accommodating? *lights joss sticks and sacrifices small helpless animals*
Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:39 PM (wjmTS) 239
*Suggested edit Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2017 08:39 PM (EyPfd) 240
I never liked Meagain. I always said she dressed like a slut and acted like a lesbian.
Posted by: dagny at December 06, 2017 08:39 PM (eO5CB) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 08:40 PM (6FqZa) 242
Again with all this kvas shit.
Posted by: Melanija Knavs at December 06, 2017 08:40 PM (fuK7c) 243
She burnt her bridge from Fox.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 06, 2017 08:39 PM (dKiJG) From what I remember, Fox wasn't too keen on keeping her around anyway. Her ratings were already starting to slump before she went lateral to network. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 08:40 PM (hcyUh) 244
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What is Sally Struthers up to these days? She might still be in the slam for that scam for pets on TV. Or was that kids? I forgot. Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2017 08:40 PM (nisXv) 245
>>>You guys slay me. It's only been 3 years since you were all hot for MeAgain.<<<
I'd bang the stuffing out of her like a foreign national with a tax-payer provided roast turkey for Thanksgiving dinner at a homeless shelter. Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2017 08:41 PM (RtQsb) 246
She destroyed herself by attacking from the left with that war on women horseshit.
Posted by: dagny at December 06, 2017 08:41 PM (eO5CB) 247
240 Posted by: dagny at December 06, 2017 08:39 PM (eO5CB)
I am not seeing the heel promo, although honestly Me-Again and SE "DD" Cupp could both get lost on Pedo Island with the Clintons and few'd miss 'em. Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 08:41 PM (SzZnW) 248
237. Snarfed coffee at that.
Follow up - ask him to name the freighters his brothers and uncles are currently on. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 08:41 PM (fA1SL) 249
Climate change caused the California fires?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 08:41 PM (IqV8l) 250
Okay, I want to shove my fist in this idiots face. What a fucking tool.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 06, 2017 08:42 PM (CNHr1) 251
What is Sally Struthers up to these days?
Posted by: ALH 400 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 08:38 PM (IqV8l) She's turned into Jabba. South Park - lol. Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 06, 2017 08:42 PM (T71PA) 252
*slow tinkly music* *Sara McLaughlin voice* "It's winter. And washed-up journocelebs sit, abandoned, in the cold. Forgotten. But for just $637,823.19 a week you can give Megyn a spa vacation, private jet and Jimmy Choo shoes. Won't you help? You flyover bastard." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 08:42 PM (0pSdX) 253
175 You guys slay me. It's only been 3 years since you were all hot for MeAgain.
You worshipped her! Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (XIpsB) In our defense, three years is a long time in bitch years. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 08:42 PM (tbOMB) 254
She burnt her bridge from Fox. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 06, 2017 08:39 PM (dKiJG) From what I remember, Fox wasn't too keen on keeping her around anyway. Her ratings were already starting to slump before she went lateral to network. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 08:40 PM (hcyUh) I got the feeling that burning the bridges was a parthian shot after getting the NBC contract pretty far along. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2017 08:42 PM (eXA4G) 255
You guys slay me. It's only been 3 years since you were all hot for MeAgain.
You worshipped her! Posted by: ALH -------------- Not hardly. She is/was just news/commentary candy. Otherwise vapid. Greta Van Susteren was a fount of intellect and logic by contrast. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2017 08:37 PM (nBBdT) To be honest, some of us were questioning folks (including the host) on why they were so keen on what this broad had to say, and at the time it didn't really go over that well. She was on the approved list, and at times it was disapproved to disapprove of those on the approved list. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 08:42 PM (Pz4pT) 256
It's been a lot longer than three years since I cared a whit for MeAgain.
It was before she even got her evening gig on Fox that I quit watching. There was something about her that changed and I picked up on it. She was better when she was hungry and focusing on the work and not being a personality. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2017 08:42 PM (4ErVI) 257
i haven't heard a word from the mustache asswipe on tucker talking about a borderelss world and I want to punch his lights out.
bet he lives in a gated community . Posted by: vivi at December 06, 2017 08:43 PM (11H2y) Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2017 08:43 PM (/tuJf) 259
I don't think I ever worshipped MeAgain, but she's a 1.
Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 08:43 PM (sdi6R) 260
MeAgain would make great commercials. She could sell incontinence panties.
"I have pee coming out of my whatever" Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:43 PM (XIpsB) 261
This guy Peter Sherman is an idjit.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:43 PM (GsAUU) 262
To be honest, some of us were questioning folks (including the host) on why they were so keen on what this broad had to say, and at the time it didn't really go over that well.
I shall lay my Blue Aryan Fury upon thee! Posted by: Ass Like a Young Keifer Sutherland at December 06, 2017 08:43 PM (fuK7c) 263
Hah!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2017 08:44 PM (zmvwV) 264
ALH, you made me laugh. Not an easy thing to do.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:44 PM (wjmTS) 265
She's not AT&T Lilly.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:44 PM (+PZsn) 266
Another DJT win. Still not tired of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2017 08:45 PM (zmvwV) 267
You guys slay me. It's only been 3 years since you were all hot for MeAgain.
We like what we like. That hasn't changed. Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2017 08:45 PM (xDk+1) 268
Sometimes I get asked for ID when buying ammo. Silly. Be 69 next month.
Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2017 08:45 PM (zLDYs) 269
262 Posted by: Ass Like a Young Keifer Sutherland at December 06, 2017 08:43 PM (fuK7c)
Me-again had Keifer Sullivan's arse? Man I missed a lot in the first half decade of this century.... Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 08:45 PM (SzZnW) 270
Also people change. Ann Coulter was all in for Mitt Romney in 2012, despite that SOME OF US thought Mitt was a born loser who'd lost to fuckin' McCain in 2008.
Likewise, Megyn Kelly was on our side at that time. So maybe Megyn wasn't faking back then. Maybe she just evolved, to being an idiot. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 08:45 PM (6FqZa) 271
Curves.. you remember those, right?
------------------------------------------------- I might have seen those on the internet once. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 08:40 PM (6FqZa) On the internet? You mean like the Lane Bryant store page? Must be, why else would they be on the internet. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 08:45 PM (Pz4pT) 272
It's time for her to self-exile to the Island of Former Celebrities.
She's going to make a stop at soft porn village, first. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 08:46 PM (8gDQu) Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 08:46 PM (SzZnW) 274
I love getting my senior discount for being 29!
Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:46 PM (XIpsB) 275
Also people change. Ann Coulter was all in for Mitt Romney in 2012, despite that SOME OF US thought Mitt was a born loser who'd lost to fuckin' McCain in 2008.
Likewise, Megyn Kelly was on our side at that time. So maybe Megyn wasn't faking back then. Maybe she just evolved, to being an idiot. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 08:45 PM (6FqZa) Yeah, that's it. Evolved. Posted by: Jeff Flakey at December 06, 2017 08:46 PM (Pz4pT) 276
I too was for the Mittster, but only because of the alternative. It was an easy choice, umm, let me see, Lucifer or, er, this other guy here. Sadly, Lucifer won.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:46 PM (wjmTS) 277
183 "White person identifies as Filipino"
Poe's Law: This is either a loony, or a brilliant satirist like the Pastafarians == Made me google Guy calls himself Ja Du and drives a "tuk tuk" Ja Du is not a Filipino name and "tuk tuk" is a Thai word for trike. So I'm going with troll Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 06, 2017 08:46 PM (hMwEB) 278
>> T-mobile chick...
The one on the motorcycle? She disappeared quickly. ...or are you talking about the Cartoon one? Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:46 PM (+PZsn) 279
She thought she was going to make Trump her stepping stone, after losing to Hillary.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 06, 2017 08:47 PM (dKiJG) 280
265 She's not AT&T Lilly.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:44 PM (+PZsn) Boy howdy, that's for sure. I will neither confirm nor deny that I worship Milana Vayntrub. OK, I'll confirm it. Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 08:47 PM (sdi6R) 281
Likewise, Megyn Kelly was on our side at that time.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 08:45 PM (6FqZa) Not in my recollection. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 08:47 PM (8gDQu) 282
278 Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:46 PM (+PZsn)
2011 or 2012....the Anne Hathaway looking chick. Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 08:48 PM (SzZnW) 283
You worshipped her! Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:30 PM (XIpsB) I just needed to leave and find myself. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 08:48 PM (0pSdX) 284
Mitt can go to hell, if he can find it with the dog on his roof.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2017 08:48 PM (zmvwV) Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 06, 2017 08:48 PM (EZebt) 286
Dogs love to be on the roof, or as they call it, the woof.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:49 PM (wjmTS) 287
She thought she was going to make Trump her stepping stone, after losing to Hillary.
She sure did. She thought she had him with that first question at the debate. He nailed her instead. Schlonged, even. Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:49 PM (XIpsB) 288
279 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 06, 2017 08:47 PM (dKiJG)
There's a wonderful photo montage of various women "before and after Trump" Me-again looks like she turned into Susan Estrich. Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 08:49 PM (SzZnW) 289
MeAgain would make great commercials. She could sell incontinence panties.
"I have pee coming out of my whatever" Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:43 PM (XIpsB) Hah! I'm seeing her more as one of the barefoot broads selling Seealis/Vaigra. Posted by: Jeff Flakey at December 06, 2017 08:49 PM (Pz4pT) Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:49 PM (+PZsn) 291
I wonder if Airbnb has a pronhub channel.
Posted by: Hands Solo at December 06, 2017 08:49 PM (EzdLW) Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:50 PM (XIpsB) 293
Way OT: There's a McDonald's ad you've seen a quazoom times where the manager gets the kid's college acceptance letter and everyone celebrates.
The tag is "America's best first job". They're not advertising for you to buy their hamburgerish products. They're not even advertising for you to go work for them. They're advertising against the $15 minimum wage. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 06, 2017 08:50 PM (fuK7c) 294
285 I think ace was hypnotized by her bewbs & legs
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 06, 2017 08:50 PM (hMwEB) 295
Fair enough. We're even now.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:50 PM (wjmTS) 296
There's a wonderful photo montage of various women "before and after Trump" Me-again looks like she turned into Susan Estrich.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 08:49 PM (SzZnW) Kathy Griffin morphed into a psychotic elf from the North Pole. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2017 08:50 PM (4ErVI) 297
Go away, flake.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 08:51 PM (Pz4pT) 298
Made me google
Guy calls himself Ja Du and drives a "tuk tuk" Ja Du is not a Filipino name and "tuk tuk" is a Thai word for trike. So I'm going with troll Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 06, 2017 08:46 PM (hMwEB) --I hope Pastafarian. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:51 PM (GsAUU) 299
Some days I actually get a little scared at how much Trump is winning his battles.
He's on the side of sanity and adult governance, for sure... But it's a little scary all the same. I'm enjoying the ride for now though, so... Weeee! Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 08:51 PM (hcyUh) Posted by: Dr Eric Stratton, Ob MeGyn, Los Angeles CA at December 06, 2017 08:51 PM (zCyNd) 301
I would never use Air BnB because they're pro-illegal alien.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:52 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2017 08:52 PM (zmvwV) 303
OT: Peter Goodell gets $200 million for the next five years.
Imagine what we're all worth for not losing our companies any market share! Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2017 08:52 PM (7R/qA) 304
Pastafarians are so high-carbo that I eschew them mastically.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:52 PM (wjmTS) 305
I noticed that Bander.. good on them I say.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 06, 2017 08:52 PM (CNHr1) 306
Wear an untuk untuk shirt.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 08:53 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:53 PM (+PZsn) Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:53 PM (XIpsB) 309
On TuCa re: Airbnb hidden cams, the Mashable guy is giving practical advice. The hot defense attorney babe Whitney is vague and equivocal.
Posted by: Hands Solo at December 06, 2017 08:53 PM (EzdLW) 310
302 I rode a tuk tuk once in Bangkok.
*mic drop* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2017 08:52 PM (zmvwV) Tuk Tuk should have been the giveaway. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 08:53 PM (tbOMB) 311
301 I would never use Air BnB because they're pro-illegal alien.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:52 PM (GsAUU) --------- Plus, the hidden video cams. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2017 08:53 PM (zmvwV) 312
I would never use Air BnB because they're pro-illegal alien.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:52 PM (GsAUU) Do they accept no-name prepaid cards? Asking for a friend or three. Posted by: PronHub location team at December 06, 2017 08:53 PM (zCyNd) 313
Lilly is the best export Kazakhstan has ever produced.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:53 PM (GsAUU) 314
296 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2017 08:50 PM (4ErVI)
She looks like a more masculine Carrot Top. Bing it. Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 08:54 PM (SzZnW) 315
OT: Peter Goodell gets $200 million for the next five years.
Imagine what we're all worth for not losing our companies any market share! Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2017 08:52 PM (7R/qA) No, yeah, that's about a $4 mil a year pay cut, so they're expressing their disapproval. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 08:54 PM (Pz4pT) Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:54 PM (+PZsn) 317
Nice Limerick, Muldoon! Thank you!
Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 08:54 PM (XIpsB) 318
Tuk Tuk should have been the giveaway.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 08:53 PM (tbOMB) Wasn't that the name of the Eskimo frat guy on that one episode of "American Dad" where... Oh, screw it, if you don't know i'm not gonna give a synopsis. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 08:54 PM (hcyUh) 319
306. Yeah.....people buying those shirts go to Trumpcamp. The 'designers' and investors - they all just vanished.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 08:54 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 08:54 PM (IqV8l) 321
The tag is "America's best first job".
They're not advertising for you to buy their hamburgerish products. They're not even advertising for you to go work for them. They're advertising against the $15 minimum wage. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 06, 2017 08:50 PM (fuK7c) ------- Around here (Tuscaloosa), their ads seem to be very racially based on the customer side. Not a good look for a National chain. Get back to doing decent burgers and fries, then we can talk. Posted by: Side draft at December 06, 2017 08:55 PM (dykLb) 322
313 Lilly is the best export Kazakhstan has ever produced.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:53 PM (GsAUU) I thought she was an Uzbek. Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 08:56 PM (sdi6R) 323
Lilly is the best export Kazakhstan has ever produced.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:53 PM (GsAUU) Better than Borat? Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 08:56 PM (8gDQu) 324
Climate change caused the California fires?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. -------------- It's the source of all human woes. Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at December 06, 2017 08:56 PM (nBBdT) 325
You all need to Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:54 PM (+PZsn) --------- FIFY Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2017 08:57 PM (zmvwV) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 08:57 PM (IqV8l) 327
Poor Megan. She is suffering from the John McCain syndrom. McCain was greatly beloved by the media as long as he was putting down republicans, but the moment he was running against a democrat, they turned on him instantly. Megan was loved by the liberals as long as she was fighting conservatives, but that doesn't mean they want to hear anything from her for anything else.
Posted by: timothyI at December 06, 2017 08:57 PM (RvdAj) 328
325
You all need to back jack off. Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:54 PM (+PZsn) --------- FIFY Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2017 08:57 PM (zmvwV) I'll be in my junk. I mean BUNK! I mean.... Nevermind. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 08:57 PM (hcyUh) Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 08:58 PM (sdi6R) 330
OK, my daily gin allowance has somehow leaked out of the glass and if I don't eat some actual food I will turn into a zombie or something, so I am going to say goodnight to all the Horde. May check back on the ONT.
*wanders off* Posted by: Ruthless at December 06, 2017 08:58 PM (wjmTS) 331
Kathryn Tappen. Still hot.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 08:58 PM (+PZsn) 332
322 313 Lilly is the best export Kazakhstan has ever produced.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:53 PM (GsAUU) I thought she was an Uzbek. Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 08:56 PM (sdi6R) --IMDB: Born in Tashkent. You are correct, sir! She was scourge of Soviet Union! Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:58 PM (GsAUU) 333
I bet Depends and Geritol and rubber cane tip manufacturers are interested in my advanced age demographic!!
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2017 08:05 Heh, I'm 62, just under the "over 65" demographic. What is the ideal? Something under 45? Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 06, 2017 08:58 PM (yJ1e6) 334
Peter Goodell gets $200 million for the next five years.
So what are the required performance metrics for the next 5 years? *decrease equity by min. 20% per year *min 20% viewership drop year/year *get Sports Broadcasting Act repealed Doable. Posted by: Bankruptcy? Call Miklos! at December 06, 2017 08:58 PM (zCyNd) 335
322. She's from one of the former Soviet 'stans, but she's ethnic German. Comrade Stalin moved a lot of people out to Kazakhstan.
Kazakhs are a turko-Mongolic people; Ms. Vayntrub (Weintraub) ain't. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:00 PM (fA1SL) 336
MeAgain's theme song was written by Alice Cooper a long time ago.
I'm wondering if the song was written by Psychedelic Furs. She turns herself 'round And she smiles and she says "This is it, that's the end of the joke" . . . Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 09:00 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:00 PM (GsAUU) 338
I rode a tuk tuk once in Bangkok.
*mic drop* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2017 08:52 PM (zmvwV) Tuk Tuk should have been the giveaway. == Dad ? Posted by: Tuk Tuk's son at December 06, 2017 09:00 PM (QC/4S) 339
I'm seeing a trending headline on FB that says "For the first time in 7 years there are more homeless in the US."
It took longer than I expected to start seeing this BS but I called it on Nov 9th 2016 along with about a million others. Congrats, we're all psychic. Posted by: kahall at December 06, 2017 09:00 PM (b4kc7) Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at December 06, 2017 09:00 PM (nBBdT) Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 06, 2017 09:00 PM (fuK7c) 342
I'm seeing a trending headline on FB that says "For the first time in 7 years there are more homeless in the US." It took longer than I expected to start seeing this BS but I called it on Nov 9th 2016 along with about a million others. Congrats, we're all psychic. Posted by: kahall Heard that on NPR today. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 09:01 PM (IqV8l) 343
I thought she was an Uzbek.
Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 08:56 PM (sdi6R) Uzbeks peoples evil nitwits who, as we all know, are a very nosy people with a bone in the middle of their brain. Posted by: Borat, Proud Kazhak at December 06, 2017 09:01 PM (8gDQu) 344
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 06, 2017 09:01 PM (oBNyr) 345
I have ridden tuk tuks in Bangkok.
The Eskimos have 47 words for snow, the Thai have none for self-preservation. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 06, 2017 09:02 PM (fuK7c) Posted by: Need riding crops? Call Miklos! at December 06, 2017 09:03 PM (zCyNd) 347
It took longer than I expected to start seeing this BS but I called it on Nov 9th 2016 along with about a million others. Congrats, we're all psychic.
Well, there are an awful lot of people left homeless after Hurricane Harvey. I'm sure they just innocently rolled those numbers in. Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2017 09:03 PM (eIQHF) 348
I'm seeing a trending headline on FB that says "For the first time in 7 years there are more homeless in the US."
It took longer than I expected to start seeing this BS but I called it on Nov 9th 2016 along with about a million others. Congrats, we're all psychic. Posted by: kahall at December 06, 2017 09:00 PM (b4kc7) Fine print of the story is that this is from the "point in time" count done in January. Which means.... Bronco Bama was still Prez then. Oh, and by the way, the point in time count is bullshot. They can make the numbers add up to whatever they want. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:03 PM (Pz4pT) 349
342 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 09:01 PM (IqV8l)
so did the Donk mayors kick them out, or did Trump do so. Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 09:04 PM (SzZnW) 350
"For the first time in 7 years there are more homeless in the US." America is doing so well under Trump that we've upgraded from hobo to ribeyes. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 09:04 PM (0pSdX) 351
Is it possible some people watch it just to enjoy how bad it is?
Posted by: Avi at December 06, 2017 09:04 PM (HFQjJ) 352
I always enjoyed the running Homeless Rediscovery Watch item in Best of the Web Today.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:05 PM (GsAUU) 353
Hey, it's after 8...where's the ONT??? Some of us have to get to sleep....
Posted by: lin-duh at December 06, 2017 09:05 PM (kufk0) 354
Megyn just has to play out the string ... for her three year contract worth $69M or so. She can giggle every day regardless of the ratings.
I wonder if that offer was made as part of a deal while she was at Fox ... a deal whereby she would trash Trump at every turn. Poor little rich girl. Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2017 09:05 PM (otAqJ) 355
I'm telling ya, what she needs to do is launch bottle rockets from her ass, like they did on Jackass. That'll get ratings. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 06, 2017 09:06 PM (8O3HH) 356
346. Their temperament and personality tends to be more or less what you'd expect from people whose ancestors were the Great Khan and Turks. Example - never met a Bishkek girl who didn't think she'd had a night on the town unless and until she'd gotten into a fight and had to flee the cops.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:06 PM (fA1SL) 357
I'm seeing a trending headline on FB that says "For the first time in 7 years there are more homeless in the US."
That headline doesn't even make any sense. Someone needs to go back to English class. Oh ... FB. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 09:06 PM (8gDQu) 358
I'm seeing a trending headline on FB that says "For the first time in 7 years there are more homeless in the US."
It took longer than I expected to start seeing this BS but I called it on Nov 9th 2016 along with about a million others. Congrats, we're all psychic. Posted by: kahall at December 06, 2017 09:00 PM (b4kc7) Fine print of the story is that this is from the "point in time" count done in January. Which means.... Bronco Bama was still Prez then. Oh, and by the way, the point in time count is bullshot. They can make the numbers add up to whatever they want. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:03 PM (Pz4pT) Furthermore, the increase is almost entirely attributable to the west coast, which they somehow twisted into being due to a booming economy (because the rent's too high!). Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:07 PM (Pz4pT) 359
>> I have ridden tuk tuks in Bangkok.
I am so trying to not to make sort of crack about that being some sort of euphemism. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 06, 2017 09:08 PM (8O3HH) Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 09:08 PM (O5Q3r) 361
Me Again isn't as good as she thought she was. But I'm glad that NBX threw away a few million dollars on her.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 06, 2017 09:08 PM (Sda6L) 362
""For the first time in 7 years there are more homeless in the US."
They were not "homeless" under Obama, they were exploring alternative lifestyles of the urban cardboard variety. But under Trump they are homeless. Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2017 09:09 PM (otAqJ) 363
I'm telling ya, what she needs to do is launch bottle rockets from her ass, like they did on Jackass. That'll get ratings.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 06, 2017 09:06 PM (8O3HH) Ha! Should to use only best quality NoDong 5 projectile! I can provide! Posted by: Kim Jong "the Donger" at December 06, 2017 09:09 PM (zCyNd) 364
322 313 Lilly is the best export Kazakhstan has ever produced. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 08:53 PM (GsAUU) I thought she was an Uzbek. Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 08:56 PM (sdi6R) Uzbeks CIA plot to destroy Soviet Union! Posted by: Russian TV CCCP1 at December 06, 2017 09:10 PM (e1mEI) 365
Funny, but I drive through skid row almost EVERY morning on the way to my office. During the Age of O'Shithead, the homeless population exploded. What had been controlled during Bush became out of control during Obama's, occupying every sidewalk and side street east of downtown LA. I called it Obamaville.
And not a word from the fucking MSM. And now it's a crisis? BULLSHIT. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2017 09:11 PM (zmvwV) Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 09:12 PM (O5Q3r) 367
Dang. Where did all these homeless people come from? Won't nary a one during ubama, was they?
Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2017 09:12 PM (zLDYs) 368
I think I'll start calling MeAgain "Absolute Zero". She's that cold, giving lie to the notion that absolute zero cannot be obtained by any physical process. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 06, 2017 09:13 PM (8O3HH) 369
365 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2017 09:11 PM (zmvwV)
I commented here, back in Xmas of 2012 or so about the Obamaville under the I-75 overpasses in Hotlanta..... The media would all blow their brains out rather than admit reality. Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 09:13 PM (SzZnW) 370
366. Now, the Kazakhs know the value of stability in their government.
They've had the same president since the end of the USSR. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:13 PM (fA1SL) 371
362 ""For the first time in 7 years there are more homeless in the US."
They were not "homeless" under Obama, they were exploring alternative lifestyles of the urban cardboard variety. But under Trump they are homeless. Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2017 09:09 PM (otAqJ) I remember that they were "funemployed" under Obama. They weren't tied down to a job. They were free to pursue art and stuff. Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 09:14 PM (sdi6R) 372
Uzbeks CIA plot to destroy Soviet Union!
They're the weak link in the chain of socialism... Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 09:12 PM (O5Q3r) And now, Abscrabblenik! Posted by: Russki yazik dlya vsyech at December 06, 2017 09:14 PM (zCyNd) 373
Way OT: There's a McDonald's ad you've seen a quazoom times where the manager gets the kid's college acceptance letter and everyone celebrates.
The tag is "America's best first job". They're not advertising for you to buy their hamburgerish products. They're not even advertising for you to go work for them. They're advertising against the $15 minimum wage. Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 06, 2017 08:50 PM (fuK7c) It's McDonald's. The phrase "hamburgerish" doesn't quite do them justice. I think "artificial imitation hamburger food product" would be more accurate. Posted by: HTL at December 06, 2017 09:15 PM (s4eYP) 374
I thought she was an Uzbek.
With her name, I thought she'd be Romanian, from the old German settlers. Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2017 09:15 PM (7R/qA) 375
No one there figured it's 'content'?
Posted by: socalcon at December 06, 2017 09:15 PM (wS/9m) 376
When Reagan and Papa Bush were president, we never heard the end about homelessness.
Clinton made them disappear, overnight. This is an old phenomenon. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:15 PM (GsAUU) 377
They've had the same president since the end of the USSR.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:13 PM (fA1SL) Good old Boy. His checks don't bounce! Posted by: W. Jefferson Clinton at December 06, 2017 09:15 PM (zCyNd) 378
Uzbeks. The weak link in the Great Chain of Socialism.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2017 09:15 PM (QCX64) Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:16 PM (GsAUU) 380
Now, the Kazakhs know the value of stability in their government.
They've had the same president since the end of the USSR. == why change a good thing ? Posted by: N. Nazarbayev at December 06, 2017 09:16 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: Red Rooster at December 06, 2017 09:16 PM (IqV8l) 382
Not sure how this Templars show on History will be, but I'll at least watch the pilot.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:17 PM (GsAUU) 383
Uzbeks. The weak link in the Great Chain of Socialism.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2017 09:15 PM (QCX64) Perhaps I can help! Posted by: Hey Georgi! at December 06, 2017 09:17 PM (zCyNd) 384
Dang. Where did all these homeless people come from? Won't nary a one during ubama, was they?
Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2017 09:12 PM (zLDYs) Well, Bronco did end Veteran homelessness. I think that was 2015. It was in all the papers. Or maybe it wasn't. All I know is all the phony numbers they were touting then are the same phony stats they put together now, and they literally claimed on January whatever of that year that each and every Veteran was either off the streets, or was accounted for in some program or another (billions and billions sent to HUD for that very purpose). Which, for statistical purposes, meant Veteran homelessness was ended. For that one day, at least. The next day, the tent city folks went back to their tent cities and/or burned out buildings. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:17 PM (Pz4pT) 385
377. Yep. Nursultan Nazarbayez. A man so good at his job that the people demand he stay.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:17 PM (fA1SL) 386
#368 Freakin' tablet strikes again.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2017 09:17 PM (QCX64) Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:17 PM (GsAUU) 388
377. Yep. Nursultan Nazarbayez. A man so good at his job that the people demand he stay.
== my people are not stupid ! Posted by: Nursultan Nazarbayev at December 06, 2017 09:18 PM (QC/4S) 389
Dang. Where did all these homeless people come from? Won't nary a one during ubama, was they?
Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2017 09:12 PM (zLDYs) Right after the inauguration the Trumpenabteilung started to throw people out of their homes just for fun Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 09:18 PM (SiINZ) 390
No, yeah, that's about a $4 mil a year pay cut, so they're expressing their disapproval.
I could afford to be chastened like that. Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2017 09:18 PM (7R/qA) Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2017 09:19 PM (QCX64) 392
I hear the NFL gave a low base salary (20% of possible total) and loaded it up on incentives. That's pretty smart of the NFL.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2017 09:20 PM (hyuyC) 393
391. 'You're right! Some rotten Uzbeks drank my battery fluid! Thanks, Giorgi! $
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:20 PM (fA1SL) 394
Nursultan Nazarbayev at December 06, 2017 09:18 PM (QC/4S)
Amateur! Son of Uzbek, of lowest class! Posted by: Saparmurat Niyazov, Father of All Turkmen at December 06, 2017 09:21 PM (zCyNd) 395
I hear the NFL gave a low base salary (20% of possible total) and loaded it up on incentives. That's pretty smart of the NFL.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2017 09:20 PM (hyuyC) Goddell better hope the incentives are falling ratings, attendance and merchandise sales Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 09:21 PM (SiINZ) 396
No, yeah, that's about a $4 mil a year pay cut, so they're expressing their disapproval.
------------------------------- I could afford to be chastened like that. Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2017 09:18 PM (7R/qA) I'm sure Roger is real contrite. Now he won't be able to afford as many aborted fetus marrow transplants. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:22 PM (Pz4pT) 397
Uzbekistan is where the city of Mary/Merv was.
Flattened by the Mongols, estimated 1 million killed. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU) 398
Take the racial views of a white-trash Mississippi farmer of a century ago. Multiply by 10. That's how modern-day Russians think of Uzbeks. But only America has a race problem. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 09:23 PM (0pSdX) 399
I hear the NFL gave a low base salary (20% of possible total) and loaded it up on incentives. That's pretty smart of the NFL.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2017 09:20 PM (hyuyC) The NFL of course, is a non-profit agency. I'm sure whatever they pay that gluttonous pig is structured to help them keep the books shiny and clean. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:23 PM (Pz4pT) 400
397. That will teach 'em not to city so close to Mongols.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:23 PM (fA1SL) 401
Carry reciprocity passes house. Impeachment gets a miserabe 50ish votes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 09:23 PM (tbOMB) 402
The NFL of course, is a non-profit agency. I'm sure whatever they pay that gluttonous pig is structured to help them keep the books shiny and clean.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:23 PM (Pz4pT) --I think that's been undone now. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:24 PM (GsAUU) 403
398. Ask a Russian about Buryats sometime.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:24 PM (fA1SL) 404
Such an insignificant speck as Roger Goodell, would not even appear on map of superlatively large country!
Posted by: What Fits into Russia at December 06, 2017 09:24 PM (zCyNd) 405
Amateur! Son of Uzbek, of lowest class!
Posted by: Saparmurat Niyazov, Father of All Turkmen at December 06, 2017 09:21 PM (zCyNd) I populated all of Asia, you flea infested yak Posted by: Timur Khan, father of all Mogolia at December 06, 2017 09:25 PM (QC/4S) 406
Flattened by the Mongols, estimated 1 million killed.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:22 PM (GsAUU) We got too tired to chase the rest of the children. Posted by: One of the Khans at December 06, 2017 09:25 PM (8gDQu) 407
400 397. That will teach 'em not to city so close to Mongols.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:23 PM (fA1SL) --There are a few cities I would not cry over getting the Baghdad Treatment. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:25 PM (GsAUU) 408
407. What was it he said? 'Great are your sins that made Tengri send me to you.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:26 PM (fA1SL) 409
Here's how retired vets are treated. On Medicare and Tricare. One of my meds (with 3 refills left on prescription) was not filled. Pharmacy contacted doctor. I contacted doctor. We were told the med needed 'pre-authorization'. What is a damn prescription if not authorization?
Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2017 09:27 PM (zLDYs) 410
I think Sean Hannity is an alien. He doesn't breathe. He just keeps talking and never takes a fucking breath. Christ.. I admire him for his tenacity through all of this but good Lord.. enough. Stop. Take a breath Sean.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 06, 2017 09:27 PM (CNHr1) 411
That will teach 'em not to city so close to Mongols. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine --------------- If you haven’t anything nice to say about anyone, come city by me. Posted by: Dot Parker, maybe at December 06, 2017 09:27 PM (nBBdT) 412
382 Jeremy Renner produced it. If you can't trust Hawkeye, who can you trust?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 06, 2017 09:27 PM (+mfcd) 413
Ugh, I'm so sick of these twee Subaru commercials.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:28 PM (GsAUU) 414
I think Sean Hannity is an alien. He doesn't breathe. He just keeps talking and never takes a fucking breath. Christ.. I admire him for his tenacity through all of this but good Lord.. enough. Stop. Take a breath Sean.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels. ------- He's like a pit bull. I'm glad that someone is. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2017 09:28 PM (nBBdT) 415
The NFL of course, is a non-profit agency. I'm sure whatever they pay that gluttonous pig is structured to help them keep the books shiny and clean.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:23 PM (Pz4pT) --I think that's been undone now. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:24 PM (GsAUU) Ah! Just skimmed an article, which says the main reason they gave it up (yes, they gave it up, it wasn't Trump's doing, as some have claimed) is because as a non-profit, they HAD to disclose Roger Goodle's salary! Pigs. All of them. Rotting, festering, gluttonous, mottled fascist pigs. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:29 PM (Pz4pT) 416
410 Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 06, 2017 09:27 PM (CNHr1)
You Jewells are a great America have I mentioned that Obamacare is a RISKY SCHEME and now let's look at tax policy....Obamacare RISKY SCHEME JEWELLS You are a great American..... //Derp Hannity Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 09:29 PM (SzZnW) 417
Ugh, I'm so sick of these twee Subaru commercials.
Posted by: logprof ------- That's because you aren't woke. Posted by: A Hipster at December 06, 2017 09:29 PM (nBBdT) 418
I agree Mike but Jesus, he won't let anyone else talk. So frustrating sometimes I just have to turn him off.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 06, 2017 09:30 PM (CNHr1) 419
Ugh, I'm so sick of these twee Subaru commercials.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:28 PM (GsAUU) The Cadillac commercials were worse. They were trying to corner the pervert market. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 09:30 PM (8gDQu) 420
413 Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:28 PM (GsAUU)
Subaru understands their target audience....admittedly I personally thought lesbian couples named Bob was a small demo but they gambled and won big. Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 09:30 PM (SzZnW) 421
Here's how retired vets are treated. On Medicare and Tricare. One of my meds (with 3 refills left on prescription) was not filled. Pharmacy contacted doctor. I contacted doctor. We were told the med needed 'pre-authorization'. What is a damn prescription if not authorization?
Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2017 09:27 PM (zLDYs) Oh, I see your error. You thought your doctor was your health care provider. No. Some pencil pushing government flunky is your health care provider. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:31 PM (Pz4pT) 422
Posted by: Dot Parker, maybe at December 06, 2017 09:27 PM (nBBdT)
Love you Dot, but one more drink and you'll be under the host. Posted by: Miklos the Algonquin at December 06, 2017 09:31 PM (zCyNd) 423
The Cadillac commercials were worse. They were trying to corner the pervert market.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 09:30 PM (8gDQu) --Which ones? I know Lincoln was going for the very selective rich stoner market with those Matthew M. ads. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:32 PM (GsAUU) 424
I think Sean Hannity is an alien. He doesn't breathe. He just keeps talking and never takes a fucking breath. Christ.. I admire him for his tenacity through all of this but good Lord.. enough. Stop. Take a breath Sean.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 06, 2017 09:27 PM (CNHr1) ---------- When you say the same things over and over, I guess you develop Dorsal breathing or something. The man is a freak of nature. Posted by: Side draft at December 06, 2017 09:32 PM (dykLb) 425
421. How does that meme go? 'VA - giving America's vets a second chance to die for their country. '
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:32 PM (fA1SL) 426
424 Posted by: Side draft at December 06, 2017 09:32 PM (dykLb)
Obama care.....Risky Scheme...... and Side draft I breathe through my skin......like a spider Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 09:33 PM (SzZnW) 427
You know what's a fun movie? Eraser.
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at December 06, 2017 09:33 PM (IYHxL) 428
427 You know what's a fun movie? Eraser.
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at December 06, 2017 09:33 PM (IYHxL) --Saw it in the theater. Yes, it is fun. Classic Ahnold. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:34 PM (GsAUU) 429
--Which ones?
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:32 PM (GsAUU) The ones that included the gayboy (girl?) designer and a bunch of other twisted misfits. Steve Wozniak was proudly part of that motley group. Thankfully, they finally killed those commercials (as far as I can tell) but it's now known that Cadillacs are for pervs. Normal people have no need to swing by a Caddy showroom. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 09:34 PM (8gDQu) 430
Eromero, my husband went through that. Basically the doctor has to tell the pharmacy specifically why you need the med. It's bullshit, I know.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 06, 2017 09:34 PM (CNHr1) 431
I agree Mike but Jesus, he won't let anyone else talk. So frustrating sometimes I just have to turn him off.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels ----------- Yeah, he's tedious, but his non-stop repetition actually puts some pressure on Republicans, at least. No one else is. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2017 09:34 PM (nBBdT) 432
Eraserhead, OTOH is really fucked up.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:35 PM (GsAUU) 433
and Side draft I breathe through my skin......like a spider
Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 09:33 PM (SzZnW) --- don't let AtC hear you say that.... it will NOT end well for you. Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2017 09:35 PM (G6HF/) 434
'VA - giving America's vets a second chance to die for their country. '
Like the bureaucracy in the Hungarian People's Republic-"This stamp certifies that you are waiting for the other stamp" Posted by: Miklos the Memorist at December 06, 2017 09:35 PM (zCyNd) 435
Elf. Awesome. That and Christmas Story. Yes.
Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2017 09:35 PM (Mjus2) 436
I think Sean Hannity is an alien. He doesn't breathe. He just keeps talking and never takes a fucking breath. Christ.. I admire him for his tenacity through all of this but good Lord.. enough. Stop. Take a breath Sean.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 06, 2017 09:27 PM (CNHr1) ---------- When you say the same things over and over, I guess you develop Dorsal breathing or something. The man is a freak of nature. Posted by: Side draft at December 06, 2017 09:32 PM (dykLb) No, Sean Hannity is Japan's first export of its sexbot artificial intelligence model. Slightly modified to appeal to an American market. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:36 PM (Pz4pT) 437
Logorof what's that movie about?
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at December 06, 2017 09:36 PM (IYHxL) 438
431 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2017 09:34 PM (nBBdT)
The nice thing about Hannity is he is so single minded he is NEVER distracted by Operation Shiny Objects Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 09:36 PM (SzZnW) 439
Elf. Awesome. That and Christmas Story. Yes.
Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2017 09:35 PM (Mjus2) I watched Elf on ace's glowing recommendation. That's the last time I'll do that. I hated that movie. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 09:37 PM (8gDQu) Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:37 PM (GsAUU) 441
Sean Hannity has no genitals, like a Ken doll. True medical fact.
Posted by: Zombie Alan Colmes at December 06, 2017 09:38 PM (H5knJ) 442
Logorof what's that movie about?
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at December 06, 2017 09:36 PM (IYHxL) Oh, no no no. The question you asked? It sincerely cannot be answered. Early David Lynch. A kind of genius that defies explanation. It has to be seen to believe it exists. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:39 PM (Pz4pT) 443
437 Logorof what's that movie about?
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at December 06, 2017 09:36 PM (IYHxL) --Indescribable. Let me put it this way: It's David Lynch's most fucked up movie. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:39 PM (GsAUU) 444
434. "And the Soviet soldier said, 'Hell is just like the old Soviet Union. Always shortages - some days, we don't even have a single bucket of shit.' "
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:39 PM (fA1SL) 445
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 09:37 PM (8gDQ
I agree. Stupid movie. I hate Will Ferrell though so... Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 06, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1) 446
441 Posted by: Zombie Alan Colmes at December 06, 2017 09:38 PM (H5knJ)
It's why he will NEVER be accused of sexual harassment....unless it is by Rosie O'Doughnut skeletor Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 09:39 PM (SzZnW) 447
I hate Will Ferrell though so...
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 06, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1) I've never met anyone who doesn't. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 09:40 PM (8gDQu) 448
. How does that meme go? 'VA - giving America's vets a second chance to die for their country. '
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:32 PM (fA1SL) --- it's not a meme: it's the truth. i see at least 1 JC Type One recommendation pretty much every time i go to the local VA facilities. there ARE some good people in the buildings, but the system is designed to fail on purpose, and the vast majority of the staff falls back on "it's not my j*b" when you want something done. either that or "you have to ask your doctor, we can't tell you what we're testing/doing..." Hell, i tried to make an appointment to come in and talk with the docs on one specialty team: not allowed. i can't make an appointment unless they pre-authorize it. WTF? Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2017 09:41 PM (G6HF/) 449
>>I think Sean Hannity is an alien. He doesn't breathe. He just keeps talking and never takes a fucking breath. Christ.. I admire him for his tenacity through all of this but good Lord.. enough. Stop. Take a breath Sean.
I can't tell you how many times I tell him to shut the fuck up when I watch him. He has done yeoman's work bringing great reporters on over the last year about Mueller and the Clinton scandals but he always talks over them. Drives me nuts. Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2017 09:41 PM (/tuJf) 450
I watched Elf on ace's glowing recommendation.
That's the last time I'll do that. I hated that movie. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 06, 2017 09:37 PM (8gDQu) Isn't that Daschenel chick he likes so much in it? That would be the reason. Because yeah, it's the kind of movie you make your pre-teen kids watch. If you don't like them all that much. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:41 PM (Pz4pT) 451
442. Gozu is worse. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:41 PM (fA1SL) 452
{i]437 Logorof what's that movie about?
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at December 06, 2017 09:36 PM (IYHxL) It's about an hour and a half. Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 09:42 PM (sdi6R) 453
The medication is not one that keeps me alive. It's one that improves my quality of life. Therefore probably frivolous in the collective's eye?
Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2017 09:42 PM (zLDYs) 454
Seriously, fuck Will Ferrell.
Posted by: Rose the Landlord at December 06, 2017 09:42 PM (H5knJ) 455
Narrator: Taking on Trump wasn't successful.
Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2017 09:42 PM (jHrzU) Posted by: zombie Ede Teller at December 06, 2017 09:43 PM (zCyNd) 457
454 Posted by: Rose the Landlord at December 06, 2017 09:42 PM (H5knJ)
Not with Michelle Obama's duck. Posted by: sven10077 at December 06, 2017 09:43 PM (SzZnW) 458
I thought the Godzilla movie with Matthew Broderick was the worse thing ever to hit the cinema screen.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 06, 2017 09:43 PM (mB06r) 459
Oh, no no no. The question you asked? It sincerely cannot be answered.
Early David Lynch. A kind of genius that defies explanation. It has to be seen to believe it exists. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:39 PM (Pz4pT) --Lynch is a genius. The same man who made Eraserhead and Blue Velvet can also make The Straight Story. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:43 PM (GsAUU) 460
442. Gozu is worse. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:41 PM (fA1SL) Never heard of it. Worse is better... right? Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:44 PM (Pz4pT) 461
Seriously, fuck Will Ferrell.
Posted by: Rose the Landlord at December 06, 2017 09:42 PM (H5knJ) --- you can if you wish... just don't poast here about it afterwards, please. we have standards. Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2017 09:44 PM (G6HF/) 462
Holiday in Handcuffs is a fun movie.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 09:45 PM (tbOMB) 463
Elf is a cute movie and Zooeu is too cute for the things I think about with her.
Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2017 09:45 PM (jHrzU) 464
460. Japanese. Starts out as a semi-harboiled yakuza story, then skids into depraved surrealism.
So, imagine a degenerate Japanese David Lynch just dropped acid, did a line of coke with a ketamine chaser and then decided to tell a story. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:46 PM (fA1SL) 465
So blaster is into elf-abuse?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 06, 2017 09:47 PM (mB06r) 466
Oh, no no no. The question you asked? It sincerely cannot be answered.
Early David Lynch. A kind of genius that defies explanation. It has to be seen to believe it exists. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:39 PM (Pz4pT) --Lynch is a genius. The same man who made Eraserhead and Blue Velvet can also make The Straight Story. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:43 PM (GsAUU) I absolutely love Mulholland Drive and Lost Highway. And will re-watch even Season 2 of Twin Peaks now and again... But I hated Inland Empire, and I can't really explain why. I don't think that means it's bad, it just hit something in me I don't exactly understand, and I'm afraid to watch it again to find out. Blue Velvet is probably his most accessible "insane" movie. Yes, Lynch is the genius everyone who claims Stanley Kubrick to be... people I like to call wrong. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:47 PM (Pz4pT) 467
464 460. Japanese. Starts out as a semi-harboiled yakuza story, then skids into depraved surrealism.
So, imagine a degenerate Japanese David Lynch just dropped acid, did a line of coke with a ketamine chaser and then decided to tell a story. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:46 PM (fA1SL) --IOW not bad or good, just f'ed up. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:48 PM (GsAUU) 468
Holiday in Handcuffs is a fun movie.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 09:45 PM (tbOMB) Saw it together with Cheerleaders in Chains. Posted by: Moviegoing Miklos at December 06, 2017 09:48 PM (zCyNd) 469
Blue Velvet is probably his most accessible "insane" movie. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:47 PM (Pz4pT) --My favorite Dennis Hopper flick, except possibly The River's Edge. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:49 PM (GsAUU) 470
Was "Hairdresser On Fire" on the soundtrack ?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 09:49 PM (6FqZa) 471
467. The film itself is very well done, artistic and compelling. It's also the sort of thing you can't unsee, however.
Saw iy with one of my exes. She referred to it as 'That Japanese movie that we never saw, and will never speak of, because it doesn't exist.' Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:50 PM (fA1SL) 472
Sounds like I will not be watching Eraserhead
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at December 06, 2017 09:50 PM (IYHxL) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 06, 2017 09:50 PM (mB06r) 474
472 Sounds like I will not be watching Eraserhead
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at December 06, 2017 09:50 PM (IYHxL) --You and the wifey are still expecting, right? Eraserhead is tough to watch sober. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:51 PM (GsAUU) 475
I thought the Godzilla movie with Matthew Broderick was the worse thing ever to hit the cinema screen.
As far as offensively-bad-and-evil, "Avatar" has that beat. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 09:51 PM (6FqZa) 476
473. I liked that one a lot. It was surreal and creepy and funny all ay once. The scene where the teacher is trying to leave to get into hus car and it morphs into the opening for some kids' show is just about perfect.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:52 PM (fA1SL) 477
Sorry for interrupting, and at the Risk of sounding nosy does anybody have a Clue when the ONT is going to show up? Or does this thread have a Monopoly on the entire evening?
The reason I ask, is it's getting a little gamey in here. Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 09:53 PM (wPiJc) 478
Sounds like I will not be watching Eraserhead
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at December 06, 2017 09:50 PM (IYHxL) Don't start with it, no. I would absolutely recommend delving into the work of David Lynch though. Some people don't dig it. That's fine, but if... IF you don't mind a hard R rated film, seek Blue Velvet. See how that goes. Then venture forth! Carefully!! Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:53 PM (Pz4pT) 479
It's like putting me in charge of a children's show.
Actually I would find that highly entertaining. Posted by: An Observation at December 06, 2017 09:53 PM (ga0UL) 480
I kinda like the Vikings storyline with Floki discovering Iceland.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:54 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 06, 2017 09:54 PM (mB06r) 482
The reason I ask, is it's getting a little gamey in here.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 09:53 PM (wPiJc) Nobody clears the glasses or leftover horse d'oevres .... Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 06, 2017 09:55 PM (zCyNd) 483
Don't start with it, no. I would absolutely recommend delving into the work of David Lynch though. Some people don't dig it. That's fine, but if... IF you don't mind a hard R rated film, seek Blue Velvet. See how that goes. Then venture forth! Carefully!!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:53 PM (Pz4pT) --The Straight Story is not f'ed up at all, just a little quirky and a sweet movie. Farnsworth (R.I.P.) was nominated for Best Actor for it. Hell, it might have been only PG IIRC. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:56 PM (GsAUU) 484
What other movie will a character turn into a pile of bananas?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 06, 2017 09:56 PM (mB06r) 485
I thought the Godzilla movie with Matthew Broderick was the worse thing ever to hit the cinema screen.
--------------------- As far as offensively-bad-and-evil, "Avatar" has that beat. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 09:51 PM (6FqZa) Godzirra is just dumb. Corny and campy. Avatar is so cloyingly self-aware in its pandering nonsense, it's just idiotic. When it comes to hate, the most hate-worthy film, hands-down: American Beauty. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:56 PM (Pz4pT) 486
477 Sorry for interrupting, and at the Risk of sounding nosy does anybody have a Clue when the ONT is going to show up? Or does this thread have a Monopoly on the entire evening?
The reason I ask, is it's getting a little gamey in here. Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 09:53 PM (wPiJc) Usually right around 10. Posted by: buzzion at December 06, 2017 09:57 PM (z/Ubi) 487
It's like putting me in charge of a children's show.
Actually, I have done that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw-Q66mN56w Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 06, 2017 09:57 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 09:57 PM (6FqZa) 489
It usually shows up at 7. Right about....now. Now?
Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2017 09:57 PM (dEefA) 490
Lynch is in a category all his own.
Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2017 09:58 PM (yP91S) 491
I saw "Eraserhead" in college.
I may have been stoned. I may have been tripping. I may have been cold sober. I'm not sure whether it matters. Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 09:58 PM (sdi6R) 492
484. I liked the dancing appliances and such. It's a fun movie, and it knows iy without actually ever letting you know it's in on the joke with you.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 09:58 PM (fA1SL) 493
Don't start with it, no. I would absolutely recommend delving into the work of David Lynch though. Some people don't dig it. That's fine, but if... IF you don't mind a hard R rated film, seek Blue Velvet. See how that goes. Then venture forth! Carefully!!
Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:53 PM (Pz4pT) --The Straight Story is not f'ed up at all, just a little quirky and a sweet movie. Farnsworth (R.I.P.) was nominated for Best Actor for it. Hell, it might have been only PG IIRC. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 09:56 PM (GsAUU) Absolutely, but it does not give one the "taste" of Lynch one would need to work one's way up to Eraserhead. Given the title, I wouldn't be surprised if he just up and said, "I'm going to make a movie, a straight story. No insanity," and then did so. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:58 PM (Pz4pT) 494
Why nbc thought their liberal audience would watch another liberal who feigned non-partisanship on fox news for a decade is beyond me. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2017 09:59 PM (r+sAi) 495
I saw "Eraserhead" in college.
I may have been stoned. I may have been tripping. I may have been cold sober. I'm not sure whether it matters. Posted by: rickl ***** This is easily the best summation of Eraserhead I've ever seen. Exactly my experience with it. Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 10:00 PM (wPiJc) 496
The latest accuser of Franken was an aide to Alan Grayson.
The groping must have seemed like a handshake, really, considering Grayson probably greeted her every day by punching her in the mouth. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2017 10:00 PM (4ErVI) 497
Given the title, I wouldn't be surprised if he just up and said, "I'm going to make a movie, a straight story. No insanity," and then did so.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 09:58 PM (Pz4pT) --Exactly. The main character's name is Straight, but I have no doubt Lynch set out to do an anti-Lynch movie by David Lynch. But yeah, Blue Velvet is the gateway drug. Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 10:01 PM (GsAUU) 498
Yeah Hausu is one of those movies that needs to be experienced. Vampiric aunt, haunted house, and a kitteh Blofeld wishes he had. Along with a carnivorous piano.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 06, 2017 10:01 PM (mB06r) 499
I saw "Eraserhead" in college.
I may have been stoned. I may have been tripping. I may have been cold sober. I'm not sure whether it matters. Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 09:58 PM (sdi6R) Perhaps not. It may be intoxicating on its own. By the way, the lead actor? Same guy who played Pete Martell (the man who found Laura Palmer) in Twin Peaks. I had no idea until years later. Lynch used him in a number of his films. I bought a copy of Eraserhead a few years ago... might be a Criterion Collection thing. Haven't yet brought myself to watch it again. Someday. Soon, perhaps. Posted by: BurtTC at December 06, 2017 10:01 PM (Pz4pT) 500
495. I saw Naked Lunch in the theater. Buddies and I did rock-paper-scissors to see who was gonna leave and bring back the booze we needed to sit through the film.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 10:02 PM (fA1SL) 501
Mullholland Drive is great. Naomi Watts shows her range in that one.
Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2017 10:02 PM (yP91S) Posted by: tastes like kvass at December 06, 2017 10:03 PM (UdKB7) 503
ONT is nood.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 10:03 PM (fA1SL) 504
Lynch seems to have a lot of hang-ups, but some of it can be well-executed. A lot of it is just a stretch though.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 10:04 PM (wPiJc) 505
OK, Muldoon, at least one person read and enjoyed that last post of yours.
And that's the noose for tonight. Posted by: Weak Geek at December 06, 2017 11:03 PM (N3fHM) 506
Megyn Kelly is so obnoxious, I can't think of a better place for her than NBC.
Stay put Megyn. Maybe you can sink that commie battleship. Posted by: Rick Smith at December 07, 2017 04:26 AM (1VwmH) 507
"The weaponization of government against its citizens"
Ace, I tried to warn you - and the Moron Horde - about this sort of thing over a decade ago. Eventually, you spent two columns trash-talking me because I was a nut case conspiracy theorist. (Your response was not sane - you did not acknowledge reality or the evidence) Welcome to the party, pal. Now... Whaddya gonna do about three million out of control and corrupt federal employees and bureaucrats? ...not to mention, all of the local and state level corruption? It's not an intractable problem, but it isn't simple. either. Posted by: The Hot Gates at December 07, 2017 12:42 PM (Na/F1) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0655 seconds. |
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