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Jeff Flake Donates to Abortion-Extremist Democrat Doug Jones
Country over Party pic.twitter.com/JZMTaEYdxQ
— Jeff Flake (@JeffFlake) December 5, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2017 05:00 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Maritime at December 05, 2017 05:00 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2017 05:01 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Benidict Arnold at December 05, 2017 05:01 PM (8RQER)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:01 PM (9nCnN)
Posted by: Sh!tlord at December 05, 2017 05:01 PM (BAUDO)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:01 PM (QmIMb)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 05, 2017 05:01 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: wisenheimer at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (j/V/i)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (QmIMb)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (yRgC6)
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (2WfB0)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2017 05:03 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:03 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 05, 2017 05:03 PM (yRgC6)
Posted by: Brian Ross at December 05, 2017 05:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sh!tlord at December 05, 2017 05:03 PM (BAUDO)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:04 PM (QmIMb)
Posted by: porg herder at December 05, 2017 05:04 PM (TlvUt)
b. So this is a statement. To whom? Not Repubublicans. Not Conservatives.
c. Shouldn't it read "Image over party"?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 05, 2017 05:04 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 05, 2017 05:04 PM (mynhJ)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (QSrT5)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (9nCnN)
Posted by: Infidel at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (Oz6ib)
Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (6dFYM)
oh yeah, an online payment would be harder to use to virtue signal to your fans in the media
Posted by: brak at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (WjCgM)
Posted by: nip at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (VqJRJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:05 PM (brEqR)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (7uYFy)
Seriously? That is not uncommon.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
Who writes a check anymore? I went 7 years and didn't write a check. And paid bills monthly.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (vVRlw)
At least you acknowledge that there is one party that in theory against that kind of commerce.
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (clYld)
Well, he lives up to his name.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (brEqR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (QSrT5)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (vVRlw)
What do you want to bet he NEVER sends that check?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (brEqR)
Blacking out your routing info and account number, El Jefe? Weenie move.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (QmIMb)
It's a wonder why this guy doesn't get re-elected.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (brEqR)
Posted by: Valiant at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (3MiF8)
Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (ztbw+)
That is a legit criticism. Picking on no/100 is like bitching that he did not spell out the month.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (yRgC6)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (vVRlw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (Oz6ib)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (+azJs)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (7uYFy)
Just do it in Crayon.
Doesn't count if it's in Crayon.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (QmIMb)
Why didn't he write in the Memo - Fck you Republicans instead?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (ZRC8N)
Jane... you are a proper Southern lady. Our grandmothers would approve:-)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (9nCnN)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: Jerry Springer at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Millions of Aborted Babies at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (tbOMB)
It doesn't work for me so bad that when I clicked on the Flake twitter link, I got one of kdabear's photography lessons from last nights ONT.
Doesn't make any sense.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (KdDCu)
Country over party.
Jeffrey Flake
*tosses hair*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (vVRlw)
My checks addresses are all out of date. Because I moved less than a year after finally ordering a second set of checks. And of course my first set of checks were out of date by about 3 addresses. Because I never use them. Internet, phone, utilities, insurance, credit cards, all bills get paid online now.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (vVRlw)
I do.
But, that's besides the point, I don't write checks out to pro-murder, anti-gun candidates.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (3/sUh)
This guy acts like a twelve year old.
Posted by: Orson at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (iwDK0)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (brEqR)
Posted by: West at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (/o9Qk)
Not sure this silly check even rises to the level of shallow.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (ok8/5)
Posted by: handwriting expert at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (QC/4S)
They're talking themselves right into the Abyss, just like in the election.
Reality is a face-smacking bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bruce at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (/o9Qk)
At a local glory hole
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (493sH)
Would Pelosi? Why does only the GOPe have these assholes?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (7uYFy)
This guy acts like a twelve year old.
Posted by: Orson at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (iwDK0)
My 12-year-old self takes umbrage.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (mbhDw)
/here Cheryl... hold my beer while I destroy muh career!
Posted by: Don Q. at December
yep. when has Trump ever done something so stupid and self destructive?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (ZRC8N)
"Country over! Party!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (pNxlR)
Oxford exclamation points?
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (9nCnN)
Always hated writing checks anyway. One of those annoying things you had to learn in the last generation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (ztbw+)
Posted by: brak at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (WjCgM)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 05, 2017 05:11 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 05, 2017 05:11 PM (yRgC6)
Just do it in Crayon.
Doesn't count if it's in Crayon.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel at December 05, 2017 05:08 PM (QmIMb)
Just say its a joke! Then is doesn't count!
Posted by: Stuart Smalley, Penis at December 05, 2017 05:11 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Three Dog Night at December 05, 2017 05:11 PM (398bZ)
Yeah yeah Donald Trump has politically died more often than Kenny on South Park. Its kind of a running gag at this point, like Bill Wynn's "early night" crows.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 05, 2017 05:11 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: brak at December 05, 2017 05:10 PM (WjCgM)
I'll bet you a Deplorable Gourmet cookbook he'll be on Morning Joe tomorrow, preening and puffed up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Max Power at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (q177U)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (Ri/rl)
Mittens, Bill Kristol and other "principled" Republicans are rubbing one out just looking at the check
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (493sH)
My checks addresses are all out of date. Because I moved less than a year after finally ordering a second set of checks. And of course my first set of checks were out of date by about 3 addresses. Because I never use them. Internet, phone, utilities, insurance, credit cards, all bills get paid online now.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (z/Ubi)
Not to mention that you now do all your banking at the Bank of the Great Beyond.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (pNxlR)
But, that's besides the point, I don't write checks out to pro-murder, anti-gun candidates.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (3/sUh)
Do you write "no/100" like a dipshit?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: buzzion
I lost or burned all my checks sometime after my divorce. Just replaced them last year. Paid property tax in person via certified bank check. Everything else is online.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (vVRlw)
Isn't the only one even supposedly underage the then-14-year-old?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Ripley at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (MxEKc)
Not so much a noose as my belt.
And not so much around Trump as around my neck.
In the linen closet down the hall.
When everyone is asleep.
Posted by: Juan Williams at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (QmIMb)
Yeah yeah Donald Trump has politically died more often than Kenny on South Park. Its kind of a running gag at this point, like Bill Wynn's "early night" crows.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December
so, making lynching jokes
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Sh!tlord at December 05, 2017 05:01 PM (BAUDO)
...
It's his special account for virtue signalling, so he doesn't use it all that often.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (ZRC8N)
SUCKER
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (BtQd4)
Who the fuck writes 'no/100' ?
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (QmIMb)
Who the fuck writes checks? I guess taking a pick of the computer screen wouldn't have the same effect.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (/o9Qk)
Cum here Flake and suck my dick
Posted by: NAMBA LOBBYIST at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (3/sUh)
I'm no handwriting expert, but it's sloppy in barely legible.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (NHira)
Posted by: Tuna at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (jm1YL)
That would have really impressed the Leftists.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (/o9Qk)
Juan says the "noose is tightening" on Trump.
Yeah yeah Donald Trump has politically died more often than Kenny on
South Park. Its kind of a running gag at this point, like Bill Wynn's
"early night" crows.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:11 PM (39g3+)
Am I bad in wishing Juan's career is ended by a sordid sex scandal?
Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (LiyEm)
...Some Palestinian terrorist's son is a Christian and a pacifist...
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (QC/4S)
Just goes to show you this nitwit flake spends his own $ as wisely as he spends Our $.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (brEqR)
Trump you magnificent bastard, is there anything you can't do?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (3BFzK)
Wise investment, dope.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (brEqR)
Posted by: 3 dog night at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (3/sUh)
Don't you have cobmunity?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (14URa)
I thought dating 15 year olds is kind of what that religion was founded on. Isn't that what the holy hat told Smith? Isn't that why they got kicked clear across the continent and ended up in the Utah desert?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (bB4HN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (mbhDw)
Seriously? That is not uncommon.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 05, 2017 05:03 PM (yRgC6)
I would say it's more common than not. If you write "0" someone can always come along and put a "9" in front of it. A historical oddity from when you could buy something for less than $5.
And yeah, people still write checks, as long as my @#$$% water district doesn't have electronic payments.
And people do change checks. I knew a guy who wrote "not to exceed $100" on a blank check to his wife, who promptly added a couple zeroes, cashed it, and divorced him.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (+azJs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (MTjB1)
Doug Jones is nothing more your typical liberal Southerner who tries to convince Bubba that he's "one of them." He's an attorney who once trashed the reputation of a woman who was raped as a 15 year old by most of the UAB football team, who called her their "plaything."
He outed her by mentioning her hometown.
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/11/accuser_in_uab_sex_abuse_case.html
They settled, by the way. I'm not the big Roy Moore fan, but cripes, Alabama needs a quasiCommunist in the Senate like I need a hole in my britches.
Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (FMgad)
Do you write "no/100" like a dipshit?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (z/Ubi)
I normally go the 00/100 route with some squiggley lines. Cuz it's fun
Posted by: NAMBA LOBBYIST at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2017 05:06 PM (3/sUh)
It's like you're in my head, Mis. :-)
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (14URa)
...Some Palestinian terrorist's son is a Christian and a pacifist...
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (QC/4S)
One of the few times when "I HATE YOU, DAD!!!" is actually a good thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Teal'c at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (c4kh3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (3/sUh)
Glory hole gals won't you come out tonight,
Come out tonight, come out tonight?
Glory hole gals won't you come out tonight,
and spooge by the light of the moon?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cheryl Flake at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (nAp1e)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (QmIMb)
I do! :^) However, if I made the kind of money Jeff Flake makes I would have given more than $100.00 and no/100-but I wouldn't have given it to Jones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (8+Ozj)
=======
IIRC, if true, at the time she was of the age of consent in Alabama. the other girls/women were 18+ and said he went out on dates and didn't do anything.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: 3 dog night at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (MTjB1)
Reddit comes to mind.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (QmIMb)
...Some Palestinian terrorist's son is a Christian and a pacifist...
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (QC/4S)
One of the movement's founder's rejected the whole Palestinian crap and helped Israel.
See the documentary "The Green Prince."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (mbhDw)
Every stereotype of the GOPe is exemplified in Jeff Flake.
Even the check is conservative...$100!
Leadership is just not their thing.
Posted by: William Eaton at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (MuTTO)
Jeff of the Flakes is rumored to have the snappin' gyro.
Posted by: Teal'c at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (c4kh3)
He needs a good gyrocologist. For his troublesome parts.
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (14URa)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (QmIMb)
Actually, writing checks since 1982 here, that was how I was taught to do it as well.
Flake makes me puke, but not over *that*.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (OawSS)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: pep at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (ZRC8N)
Flake must be having sloppy seconds with Franken's victims.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (mbhDw)
136 So, flake did this himself? What are the odds he did the redaction wrong? Some enterprising individual is going to have is account number within hours.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:14 PM (MTjB1)
Weaponized autism - 4chan is on it!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (pNxlR)
=====
Whew! I thought I was the only one who noticed that one. Probably opened the account for his FU to everyone who has ever supported him over the years.
What a creep.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (MTjB1)
The Paolo: His wife is how you say, occupied with other things right now, yes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (493sH)
Not once. And I have owned several small businesses that received tons of checks.
Odd.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (QmIMb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December
with his mcd's holiday coupon book.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (7uYFy)
The Joy Hasselback of FNC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (mbhDw)
Not once. And I have owned several small businesses that received tons of checks.
Odd.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (QmIMb)
Maybe it's a regional thing.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (+azJs)
Jeff of the Flakes is rumored to have the snappin' gyro.
Posted by: Teal'c at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (c4kh3)
He needs a good gyrocologist. For his troublesome parts.
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (14URa)
Geez, even the Greek lunch counters are getting snooty.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (NWiLs)
Panamanian douce-bag retard lying POS affirmative action hire
Posted by: Andrew Jackson at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (Co9e8)
Posted by: pep at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (LAe3v)
Maybe he was using his Head & Shoulders shampoo in the wrong way, and the wrong area.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (ok8/5)
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (QC/4S)
One of the few times when "I HATE YOU, DAD!!!" is actually a good thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (NWiLs)
probably takes after a neighbor or something...
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (QC/4S)
Puts it in the mail... where it takes at least 3 days or so to get there... takes a couple days to be put in the bank, and clear... add in a weekend...
Election is... 1 week from today...
Yeah... big help there Jeff... you just sent a check that will have no impact on the election...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: buzzion
Well nobody honors checks with the cemetery as the address.
I think we now have to accept that "true conservatism" is funding abortion until a week after the baby is born with federal tax money, unfettered illegal immigration and citizenship with tax money, and supporting the farthest left candidate in any political contest.
And, according to Jennifer Rubin, official conservative at the WaPo: opposing tax cuts.
These guys accuse people of abandoning conservative principles by backing Trump but... he's governing as a conservative while they blithely abandon every single plank of a conservative platform that exists. Its like watching people rip their own hair out in an insane rage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (leCj4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (YqDXo)
I thought I'd never live to see the day.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (1ISKN)
I am not a nice Southern lady, obviously.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (/o9Qk)
See the documentary "The Green Prince."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (mbhDw)
that is who I was thinking about !
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (QC/4S)
Jeff of the Flakes is rumored to have the snappin' gyro.
Posted by: Teal'c at December 05, 2017 05:15 PM (c4kh3)
He needs a good gyrocologist. For his troublesome parts.
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 05:16 PM (14URa)
Geez, even the Greek lunch counters are getting snooty.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:18 PM (NWiLs)
Cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeburger. Speculum, speculum, speculum!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (mbhDw)
I'm waiting for Egg McMuffin to go in for $25.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:17 PM (ZRC8N)
======================
Still laughing over here!
Posted by: Cheryl Flake at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (YqDXo)
You can't even get a whole abortion for that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (1ISKN)
-- Jeff Flake (@JeffFlake) December 5, 2017
No doubt. But, which country? Venezuela?
Why don't you self-deport to Cuba or one of the other places you'd feel much more at home in? Maybe France? They love cowardly back-stabbers over there. You'd be a hit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Alimony Check at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (QmIMb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
It's not so bad. Trust me.
Posted by: Bikini wax vendor at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (bZ7mE)
So there. *glares*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (YqDXo)
You can't even get a whole abortion for that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (NWiLs)
Pregnant midgets cost $200.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (QC/4S)
Besides, all this proves is that he wrote the check, not that he mailed it.
And what a putz. $100 ? Is that the limit? Why didn't he write the check for more? Why did he wait until the last week, when it wont do any good?
Posted by: Harvey's Potted Plant at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (ats44)
Posted by: Harriet Beecher Stowe at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (Co9e8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (2vJ77)
So there. *glares*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December
yeah but that is when you had to chisel your checks in stone.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (OawSS)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (QmIMb)
PP gets government money and then it uses that money for political purposes?
Fucking Republicans just warm seats in Congress.
Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: RI Red at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (DKYg0)
I believe either "zero cents" or "00/00" is correct.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (398bZ)
ah, SNL memory lane....
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (QC/4S)
Glad someone caught that:-)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (9nCnN)
What about --/100?
I haven't written a check in ages, but I think I might have done that.
"--" is also not a number, but is it wrong on a check?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (fuK7c)
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I was told that discussions of SI units were constrained to the ONT.
Posted by: Ampere at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (leCj4)
Yeah, but if they are honest and accuse him of being a "teen molester" they have a hard time doing so without a leer and a wink.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (39g3+)
105 Isnt the election in a week ? Even if he mails it today, it wont clear till after the election.
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at December 05, 2017 05:12 PM (vmsda)
Plenty of time to put a "stop payment" on it!
-- El! Jefe!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:07 PM (brEqR)
Like the old joke about the father who asks to be buried with $1000 from each of his three sons. The first two sons put $1000 each into the casket with him. The third son, a lawyer, writes a check for $3000, puts in the casket, and picks up the $2000 in cash.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (YqDXo)
I am not a nice Southern lady, obviously.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (/o9Qk)
Even as a public figure, he has grounds for a lawsuit.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (NWiLs)
You can if you buy in bulk and use the groupon with your fiends.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: kallisto at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (2vJ77)
Mexico.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 05, 2017 05:23 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Chris Toufexis at December 05, 2017 05:23 PM (J72Ee)
Posted by: Batterup at December 05, 2017 05:23 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: John "Maverick" McVain, United States Senator at December 05, 2017 05:23 PM (LISuA)
I am not a nice Southern lady, obviously.
I don't think that being a nice southern lady and wanting to punch slanderers in the face are mutually exclusive.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2017 05:23 PM (bZ7mE)
Christiane Amanpour is replacing Charlie Rose on PBS. Our taxpayer $$ at work.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (398bZ)
OH. Chemically.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (MTjB1)
Nah, that's a space holder. Also, makes me nostalgic for the old calculators that had the ' - '.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (QmIMb)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (dEQP3)
Yeah... big help there Jeff... you just sent a check that will have no impact on the election...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (NgKpN)
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you assume he actually mailed it. Virtue signaling is FREE
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (vChNs)
Then stomped his foot and flounced out of the room with a swish?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (/o9Qk)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (9nCnN)
dude ! I ate at that place (not SNL, the dive). It's a classic !
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (QC/4S)
My mother worked in a bank and taught me to write "no/100s" on checks.
They taught us the same thing in the Stone Age when I was in high school
and they still taught some life skills.
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LOL because I told my kids to buy 2k checks and throw away the first 1500 or so. Date of account opening is on IL checks, so I don't know how he would get away with this.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (MIKMs)
Jones can hire a sad trombone player for his concession party.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (1ISKN)
I play a mean sad trombone. I've also taught my kids to, including my toddler. They crack me up with it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: concrete girl at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (kCbAY)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud
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I hear that Hydrox are made from leaves.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (leCj4)
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2017 05:21 PM (bZ7m
I still have to write several checks, but I just write "XXX" and then draw a line through to "dollars."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (
This is the proper form. And I say that as someone who has worked at banks.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (ok8/5)
He's posted a photo of the cheque? That's $100 spent on advertising. Self promotion expense = $100.
Posted by: otho at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (qGuLD)
I can't is that was done apurpose or just a serendipitous typo.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:25 PM (aC6Sd)
Envisioning Dick Cheney's greeting to Pat Leahy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (mbhDw)
He chose....poorly!
Posted by: John at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (NHira)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (dEQP3)
What, the lawyer joke?
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (+azJs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Is there a rule at NPR that says you have to be old enough to remember the Franco-Prussian War to get a job there?
Posted by: pep at December 05, 2017 05:27 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (mbhDw)
--
no mammogram, abortion
Posted by: Greek Parenthood at December 05, 2017 05:27 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December
it is code for "no sense"
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:27 PM (MTjB1)
Yeah... big help there Jeff... you just sent a check that will have no impact on the election...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:19 PM (NgKpN)
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you assume he actually mailed it. Virtue signaling is FREE
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (vChNs)
Campaign contributions are public on open secrets... if he does not send the check, after announcing it via Tweet...
It'll be even MORE fun...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:27 PM (NgKpN)
The dash to the end is so that no one can add anything to the amount you wrote in. It's an important part.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (aC6Sd)
Campaign contributions are public on open secrets... if he does not send the check, after announcing it via Tweet...
It'll be even MORE fun...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:27 PM (NgKpN)
The most fun EVER will be if if bounces.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: What Smells? at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (7DG+y)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (mbhDw)
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it's a good thing there is no math here.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (vChNs)
You can if you buy in bulk and use the groupon with your fiends.
I can't is that was done apurpose or just a serendipitous typo.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (bZ7mE)
apurpose
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (clYld)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (u0f7+)
Posted by: Greek Parenthood at December 05, 2017 05:27 PM (vChNs)
For $100 you only get half of a mammogram. IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (YqDXo)
Good work if you can find it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (3BFzK)
219 Cindy says I'm not allowed to write checks. She's always telling me "Senator", that's what she calls me, "Senator, don't write checks your Viagra can't fill". So I don't write these.
Posted by: John "Maverick" McVain, United States Senator at December 05, 2017 05:23 PM (LISuA)
"Is it in yet, Senator?"
"Oh, is it over already, Senator?"
"Fetch my robe, Senator!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Gameshow at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (QmIMb)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.
*links fingers together in the "boost up" position*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (aC6Sd)
Which is what turned them into a criminal organization.
Hail Hydox
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (493sH)
He chose....poorly!
Posted by: John at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (LISuA)
Apparently its better to kill children, than to ask a Teenager on a date...
How.... interesting...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 05, 2017 05:20 PM (NWiLs)
--
i'll settle for a partial
Posted by: 8 month pregnant illegal alien at December 05, 2017 05:30 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Greek Parenthood at December 05, 2017 05:27 PM (vChNs)
For $100 you only get half of a mammogram. IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (YqDXo)
Candygram. Mammogram...
Hey! WAIT a minute!...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:30 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2017 05:30 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:30 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Downcast at December 05, 2017 05:30 PM (PYs9T)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (aC6Sd)
But they improved upon it and the gave it a better name. "Hydrox" sounds like a laundry detergent. Or a medicine.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (7uYFy)
Go Doug, go! Deposit that beauty.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Flakey Jeff at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (IqV8l)
In those cases I write the cents/XX for some strange reason.
I never really questioned myself until just now.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (ubJwS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:26 PM (MTjB1)
I was just thinking you might not survive the wrath of Jane Doh.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: ccoffer at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (8c+yp)
By the way: I give serious, big-time thanks to ace-o'-spades regarding the very important honoring of sweet Jim Nabors.
What an obviously sweet soul.
If ever there was a candidate for Angel: it is is Jim Nabors.
I feel like this good man would welcome repentant-me to his breast no matter what.
I look forward to seeing him again.
God bless sweet Jim Nabors.
Posted by: Cold Civil War at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (Z2PYk)
He should rename his book Conscience of a Coward.
Posted by: crrr6 (hotair refugee) at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (f23HZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: the Butcher at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Joy Reid at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (7uYFy)
I was just thinking you might not survive the wrath of Jane Doh.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December
LOL! Will stay out of club range.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: dDan at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (hwYmz)
I always write "no/100" on checks.
However, that check was not a serious donation to a campaign.
It was a method of virtue-signalling his liberal bonafides to the media (CNN/MSNBC) to ensure his spot on the circuit.
What a flake.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (aC6Sd)
But they improved upon it and the gave it a better name. "Hydrox" sounds like a laundry detergent. Or a medicine.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (7uYFy)
YEah.... F'n Marvell writers...
I said I'd switched to HYDROX... not Hydra!!!
Posted by: Capt. America at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (NgKpN)
Dear One:
My name is Jeff Fake, senator from Arzionia. Recently I was unjustly ousted from my position, but please send me $5000 and no 00 via Western Union to cover all modalities and I will put counting over purity.
Remain blessed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: pep
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Daniel Schorr, at NPR until age 93. at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (leCj4)
Posted by: crrr6 (hotair refugee) at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (f23HZ)
Posted by: What Smells? at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (7DG+y)
He should rename his book Conscience of a Coward.
*ahem*
Senator Bob Menendez, now shown to have recently enjoyed the services of underage prostitutes.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: ccoffer at December 05, 2017 05:31 PM (8c+yp)
Whose country? OUR COUNTRY.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:33 PM (YqDXo)
Nah, that would actually be a bit clever.
Flake's just flaking out.
Posted by: The Institute at December 05, 2017 05:33 PM (nGsFZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:33 PM (MTjB1)
With the routing and account numbers blacked out?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: pep
After NPR you can move on to 60 Minutes, which apparently refers to the remaining life expectancy of the people on it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Daniel Schorr, at NPR until age 93. at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (leCj4)
How.... interesting...
Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (NgKpN)
I get that but . . . a hundred bucks? He should either shit or get off the pot on this. That was cheesy of a person of his *stature.*
Posted by: Peaches at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (14URa)
Flake, father of an animal abuser.
Austin Flake - felony animal cruelty charges after 21 dogs boarding at a kennel operated by Flake's in-laws died from heat exhaustion in 2014
Typical scum of the earth.
Posted by: The Media Suxs at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (03xNs)
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (ivH7y)
Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (a0IVu)
This will be his slogan for his 2020 Presidential Run with his VP James Comey.
"Country before Party"
Let that sink in.
Posted by: William Eaton at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (MuTTO)
283 I will get a deduction too!
Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (MuTTO)
No, you won't, dumbass.
* puts AUDIT flag on file *
-- El! Jefe!'s IRS auditor
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: planned murder at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (LISuA)
With the routing and account numbers blacked out?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (fuK7c)
I'd laugh my ass off if the blacking out was done as a separate layer that never got collapsed.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (+azJs)
-Flake- about covers it.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (m9Yt9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:28 PM (39g3+)
(Russian accent)My skin is thick like elephant (/Russian accent).
I only decided to vote for Trump at the last minute but, I gotta say, I am LOVING the cut of his jib in office.
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (9nCnN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:24 PM (ZRC8N)
Perfect!
Posted by: Hezbollah at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Peaches
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Well, to be fair, it's about what Al Gore and the Clintons have personally made to charity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (leCj4)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (6FqZa)
https://tinyurl.com/y9ff3ngm
the hyrax.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (Sda6L)
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You mean their wedding.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (nILVB)
Flake, father of an animal abuser.
Austin Flake - felony animal cruelty charges after 21 dogs boarding at a kennel operated by Flake's in-laws died from heat exhaustion in 2014
Typical scum of the earth.
Posted by: The Media Suxs at December 05, 2017 05:34 PM (03xNs)
"Bitch was turning his life around."
- - Michael Vick
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (mbhDw)
It's obviously riskier to switch to someone other than the incumbent (ex. Kelli Ward) if you want to retain your majority. But one good thing I do see from Trump's approach is that it raises public awareness. The Flakes and McCains are shown to be willing to defect at the drop of a hat, because of sour grapes. They have no deep rooted principles.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:29 PM (fuK7c)
I would be mad but that's helpful.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (aC6Sd)
==
it's because he is a yankee isn't it ?
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (QC/4S)
Literally Muh Honor and Muh Integrity lol.
Hold your head up high and march into those camps with your honor and your integrity. See what it gets you, you fucking imbecile.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (4ErVI)
I think that is called the Legal Line and has to be written out. As
long as the bank pays the written amount, I'm sure quite a few formats
are ok.
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Yeah, I've had discrepancies (bad handwriting) and banks are supposed to take the numbers written out as the amount. ps -- my usual is no/100, although my parents used xx/100. When I have to write cents in the little box, I try to underline the cents with a slash. Bad handwriting, as I said.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (nILVB)
LMAO.
Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (a0IVu)
Doesn't that idiot flake realize that he just KILLED whatever little hope Doug Jones had of winning?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (brEqR)
Can you imagine a jeff flake endorsement helping anyone??
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:38 PM (brEqR)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:35 PM (9nCnN)
I think there are a lot of us in that boat.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2017 05:38 PM (398bZ)
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You mean their wedding.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 05, 2017 05:36 PM (nILVB)
--------------------------------------------
Why not both!
Heck by then McMuffin can join into the first three way gay marriage!
Posted by: William Eaton at December 05, 2017 05:38 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (ZRC8N)
One Hundred Only
Posted by: concrete girl, check writin son of a gun at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (kCbAY)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (brEqR)
ABC - Brian Ross will no longer cover Trump stories. So they'll just give them to another lefty hack
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Joe Mama at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (YinAC)
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (y3aQB)
Accuse someone of molesting young teens: instant guilt we must all condemn.
Show up with photographic proof of molesting a sleeping woman: *static*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (nFwvY)
Can you imagine a jeff flake endorsement helping anyone??
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:38 PM (brEqR)
Jeff Flake is now available as an Olympic ambassador for cities hoping to host future games!
Please send $100 and no/00...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Cheri at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (leCj4)
Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Juan "bitch set me up" Williams at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (loZXu)
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Hey! My blown out used underwear is worth more than $100! They are historical relics!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:22 PM (mbhDw)
Dividing by zero on a check could land you in jail!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: doctor evil at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (qGuLD)
And yet the Democrats allow Bob Menendez to remain, and pulled the Toricelli maneuver in order to hold seats in the Senate. I'm sure there are other examples f dishonorable behavior.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (ZRC8N)
BOOM! Laura Ingraham To Expose ANOTHER Politically Compromised Mueller Official at 10 tonight
Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (y3aQB)
A third one? I can't keep up.
Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (ZRC8N)
Yes! See comment 287.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (TdMsT)
you fought hard against trump redbanzai. and then you did not go NeverTrump and apparently kept an open mind. respect.
Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (nFwvY)
x2
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (6FqZa)
100. Fucking. Dollars.
Esau bargained a better deal...
Posted by: texcat at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Juan "bitch set me up" Williams at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (loZXu)
No, with us. You know, the Franco-American War. Something franks and beans.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (YqDXo)
I doubt they even know what a check is, let alone what to do with it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Flakey Jeff at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (Lursk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (ZRC8N)
He's going to go to declare himself a homo, go to Tehran and hurl himself off a roof?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (ZRC8N)
Check for $101?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (YqDXo)
344 As an aside, the local Ace Hardware will no longer accept checks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (leCj4)
They will give you a generous trade-in offer on "gently used" shelving, however!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (pNxlR)
I gotta say, I am LOVING the cut of his jib in office.
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it's because he is a yankee isn't it ?
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:37 PM (QC/4S)
Nah... everyone not born in my beloved homeland starts in deficit territory:-P
Just think how awesome you Yankee Morons and 'Ettes must be to have all overcome that sad degraded circumstance:-)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (9nCnN)
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (UBzPO)
It'll keep me warm at night too. Just you watch.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (4ErVI)
He'll just go back to calling leftist and deranged (but I repeat myself) shooters Tea Party members.
Posted by: The Media Suxs at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (03xNs)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (aC6Sd)
Except for that gross stuff in the middle.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (ZRC8N)
Check for $101?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (YqDXo)
More like $100.01
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (mbhDw)
He is not a Yankee, even though a team by that name plays in one of the boroughs.
In the world, Yankee means American. In America, Yankee means Northern. In the North, Yankee means New England.
In New England, Yankee means a certain kind of family, mostly Protestant, which has been in this country forever and embraces values like thrift, humility, and ingenuity.
Among Yankees there are subtypes, including Brahmin who are old money, and my people, New Hampshire Swamp Yankees, who have been here forever and never really moved up economically.
I was once in a true Brahmin establishment, the Somerset Club (Yankee Bill Weld featured it in his novel). The sofas were ratty, intentionally so. Yankees are against ostentation. Trump is many things but he ain't no Yankee.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (QmIMb)
Been doing it since the 70's.
And out here in rural America, everyone writes checks all the time - and mostly without showing ID. Land of the honest squares. I love it.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (Ktb8D)
And yet the Democrats allow Bob Menendez to remain, and pulled the Toricelli maneuver in order to hold seats in the Senate. I'm sure there are other examples f dishonorable behavior.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2017 05:40 PM (W+vEI)
im sick of GOPe types unilaterally disarming
Posted by: Avi at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (+Anjo)
Country over Party? Please explain to me what that means, because a country who supports taking body parts from dismembered children and selling them to the highest bidder is not a country in which I wish to live.
I am very disgusted.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (9nCnN)
...we do with we can with what the Lord gave us...
Posted by: pious runner at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (QC/4S)
He's nothing like I thought he'd be. Nothing at all. And I mean that in a positive way. I saw him as a Bill Clinton type, and that he'd just forget about the wall entirely and act like he never said anything about it.
Pleasantly surprised ain't in it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (39g3+)
Nutter Butters > Oreos
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (QmIMb)
And that's how the cookie wars began.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (tbOMB)
Brian Ross staying on at ABC is the equivalent of Ford promoting the guy who designed the gas tank on the Pinto.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (mbhDw)
Poor little girl behind the register was completely flummoxed.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (QmIMb)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (6FqZa)
People who can read and write in cursive.
People who have an actual signature and don't print their names or make an X.
People who can tell time on an analog clock or one with roman numerals.
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (vivhj)
Country over Party? Please explain to me what that means
It means absolutely nothing.
Jeff Flake doesn't believe a word he says.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (brEqR)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:43 PM (QmIMb)
Yup I just got some a few days ago.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Avi at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (+Anjo)
Posted by: DFCtomm at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (50gG9)
Posted by: cookie monster at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (6FqZa)
Blacking out your routing info and account number, El Jefe? Weenie move.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Wait 'till those 4chan chaps see this. His account number, address and SSN will be gleaned in about 5 minutes.
Posted by: Dick Poulin at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (9/CHP)
Do I hear $106?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (5wCUq)
351 I'll bet Bob Corker is frantically trying to figure out a way to out-virtue signal Flake now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:41 PM (ZRC8N)
He's donating all his Chuck E Cheese tokens to Jones (all 100 of 'em!) for Dougie's campaign party after his BIG WIN!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Splitter Chapter at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: pious runner at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: concrete girl, check writin son of a gun at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (kCbAY)
Posted by: Paolo at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (6FqZa)
====================
You have no honor. You are devoid of honor. You should not even speak the word honor.
I am disgusted.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (dFi94)
When was the last time a cashier counted your change back to you?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (W+vEI)
They were not amused.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (4ErVI)
Poor little girl behind the register was completely flummoxed.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (QmIMb)
Just for fun, if paying cash, wait until the register calculates the change, then give the cashier the change to bring the total to an even number of dollars.
Watch the cashier do his/her impression of the HAL 2000 as memory boards were taken out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (YqDXo)
People who can read and write in cursive.
People who have an actual signature and don't print their names or make an X.
People who can tell time on an analog clock or one with roman numerals.
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (vivhj)
THIS, thank you very much. Good grief, have you seen the cramped, painful way many millennials print when they attempt to write? Yeesh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (ZRC8N)
Anyone remember Gaucho chocolate cookies? Burry was the baker, and I believe is now long gone.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: garrett
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And you don't look like you have meth-mouth after eating Nutter Butters.
Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (8b+oT)
Pleasantly surprised ain't in it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (39g3+)
I am right there with you, CRT
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (9nCnN)
Posted by: redbanzai at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (9nCnN)
...we do with we can with what the Lord gave us...
Posted by: pious runner at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (QC/4S)
As far as the left is concerned, there no longer is an act so evil that it cannot be sanctioned, mainstreamed codified.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (mbhDw)
Believe it or not Lee Iacocca gets the blame for that by rushing production.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (gDWMa)
Posted by: Slick Wilbur at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (8F7Ub)
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (QC/4S)
Been doing it since the 70's.
And out here in rural America, everyone writes checks all the time - and mostly without showing ID. Land of the honest squares. I love it.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December
Land of the honest squares / 10 people per square mile.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (MTjB1)
Jeff Flake is the Republican party's John Edwards.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (brEqR)
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I still pay all bills by check and I write no/100s.
I don't care if you trash people for that.
But by God, I will not sit by quietly when you are downgrading John Edwards' hair. Do you not remember the "I Feel Pretty" video?
Flake doesn't even come close.
And besides, given his name, I suspect he has a dry scalp.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (0jtPF)
Blacking out your routing info and account number, El Jefe? Weenie move.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Wait 'till those 4chan chaps see this. His account number, address and SSN will be gleaned in about 5 minutes.
Posted by: Dick Poulin at December 05, 2017 05:45 PM (9/CHP)
C'mon, people. He wrote the check on an old, now-closed account.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: zipity at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (rMfup)
Poor little girl behind the register was completely flummoxed.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM
Lol, anyone who buys a VCR would pay with a check.
Posted by: Dick Poulin at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (9/CHP)
ABC - Brian Ross will no longer cover Trump stories. So they'll just give them to another lefty hack
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:39 PM (493sH)
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Where ever will they find one??? I bet they will have to really search hard.
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (vivhj)
When I write them.
Which is never.
Because I don't want to be that (old) guy.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (hqZPQ)
I use this one: So you think Westboro Baptist Church should be able to force a gay baker to produce a cake that says "God Hates Fags?" You think a Neo-Nazi should be able to force a Jewish baker to produce a cake that says "Happy Birthday Hitler?"
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (398bZ)
Eh.
Whats the over/under flake didn't even send the check in?
Just virtue signaling on the cheap with a tweet.
"Musta got lost in the mail."
Posted by: naturalfake at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (yRgC6)
Yeah, that's why the restraining order say 10 miles.
Posted by: Winona Ryder at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (A3b6q)
and if we're talking baked goods / cookies then the Black and White takes all.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:49 PM (QmIMb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:49 PM (YqDXo)
Anyone remember Gaucho chocolate cookies? Burry was the baker, and I believe is now long gone.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (mbhDw)
I don't remember those.
But does anyone remember those butter cookies that were round with a scalloped edge and a hole in the middle? Made by Nabisco, perhaps?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2017 05:49 PM (TdMsT)
He'll quietly leave sometime next year.
After which Trump will still drop a tweet lol.
"Remember Fake News Brian? Just left ABC. Sad! Maybe he'll land on his feet in Fargo."
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 05:49 PM (4ErVI)
(It won't be a fan on the tray, Mitt. We'll do iy the traditional way. No empty formalities for a man of your integrity. )
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 05, 2017 05:49 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 05, 2017 05:49 PM (2X7pN)
No is not a number.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:04 PM (QmIMb)
No is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
Posted by: Minuteman at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (A3b6q)
Just virtue signaling on the cheap with a tweet.
"Musta got lost in the mail."
Posted by: naturalfake at December
Well, we should start demanding the canceled check.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (4ErVI)
People who have an actual signature and don't print their names or make an X.
People who can tell time on an analog clock or one with roman numerals.
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (vivhj)
LOL.
I'm happy to hear you can do all those things ... but now you should also know that "no" is not a number.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (hqZPQ)
They don't give a rat's ass about conservative principles. Not one ass. They are mad because Trump is gauche.
I am disgusted.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (dFi94)
I spent a good part of a career making sure that there were sufficient iron particles in a specialty ink that produced specific characters that would sort through the banking system at some incredible feet per minute speed.
Millennials now take a photo of that check and deposit it. I'm not sure how those iron particles traverse the internet, but I guess they do.
Posted by: Peter North at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (ajiE5)
I have someone count back change every once in a while, but its usually an elderly person or some go-getter like an Indian (push start). I don't care either way, but the ones I don't like are the ones that put the cash in your hand and dump the change on top. The change and cash go in different spots, you twerp, now I gotta dig through all this and sort it out when I'm supposed to be leaving.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (39g3+)
BTW - This is what I was looking for.
I think 3 others beat you to it.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (QmIMb)
Jeff Flake is the Republican party's John Edwards.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:09 PM (brEqR)
I actually prefer John Edwards.
Better hair.
Posted by: Minuteman at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (QC/4S)
I always write NO/100. That's how they taught it at Woo Poo U (USMA) back in the day.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (wPiJc)
Then why is "No." the abbreviation for number?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (aC6Sd)
I did that once with celery. "Thank you for sharing your lunch with us", they said.
I prefer to see the dentist in the mornings as a result.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (gDWMa)
Red velvet of course with sour cream frosting.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:42 PM (aC6Sd)
Hydrox > Oreos.
But the best...
Brussels. Pepperidge Farms.
Posted by: golfman at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (48QDY)
I once ate some garlic croutons and about half a bag of Oreo cookies before going in for an orthodontist's appointment. And I didn't brush my teeth.
They were not amused.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (4ErVI)
Should have gone for the hat trick with canned sardines.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (hqZPQ)
Does he take EBT?
Asking for ... everybody in Detroit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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It's a 2fer! Is that an auction price or the Buy It Now? Link? Very interested.
Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (8b+oT)
People who have an actual signature and don't print their names or make an X.
People who can tell time on an analog clock or one with roman numerals.
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:44 PM (vivhj)
LOL.
I'm happy to hear you can do all those things ... but now you should also know that "no" is not a number.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (8gDQu)
But..... 1 is the loneliest number...
It must be true... I heard it in a song!
Posted by: Capt. America at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (NgKpN)
"Do you want your change?"
No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Jeff Flake
Even after eating sriracha? You're brave.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (5wCUq)
The Paolo, he understands.
Posted by: Paolo at December 05, 2017 05:46 PM (6FqZa)
Paulo!!!
(I plan to be home most of the evening...)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (TdMsT)
neither is hundred. it's a word. but that's OK. it's the line where you are supposed to use words.
Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (6FqZa)
Millennials now take a photo of that check and deposit it.
And not a one of them understands why that's such a cosmically idiotic idea.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (39g3+)
That would have really impressed the Leftists.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 05, 2017 05:13 PM (/o9Qk)
And then put his pinky up to the side of his mouth.
Posted by: Minuteman at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (A3b6q)
I have someone count back change every once in a while, but its usually an elderly person or some go-getter like an Indian (push start). I don't care either way, but the ones I don't like are the ones that put the cash in your hand and dump the change on top. The change and cash go in different spots, you twerp, now I gotta dig through all this and sort it out when I'm supposed to be leaving.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December
wow, that is sad, the next link in the chain is kaboom>circus animal
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (MTjB1)
Patagonia clothing company is suing Pres. Trump over him reducing the size of the national monuments in Utah. Its homepage claims that the president stole your land. Another company that wants to commit suicide
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:53 PM (493sH)
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:53 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2017 05:51 PM (wPiJc)
Why stop there? Just add "100000" onto someone's 00/100 and you've got an easy hundred grand!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:53 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2017 05:53 PM (/qEW2)
100/100 by sneaking a numeral 1 and rip you off of one dollar.
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Those mother fuckers! *starts frantically rummaging through old bank records*
Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:47 PM (ZRC8N)
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I have to tell the high school and middle school students that when they sign for their computers I need them to put their first AND last names. Just printing NEVEAH in all capital letters doesn't cut it. I need your last name too, honey. We have 3 Neveah's in 8th grade. It is PAINFUL to watch them have to write out their names.
It used to be a badge of honor to learn to write out your whole name in cursive when you were in 3rd grade. Now they don't even understand the concept of a signature.
Sad.
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (sGtp+)
One hundred dollars and no pennies.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: What Smells? at December 05, 2017 05:32 PM (7DG+y)
I saw Barney Frank's Butt Plug open for Franky Goes to Hollywood at the Cow Palace back in 1986.
RELAX!
Posted by: Minuteman at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (A3b6q)
"Do you want your change?"
No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
you mean 00/words
Posted by: x at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (gDWMa)
Peggy Lawton Cookies are #1
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (brEqR)
THIS IS FRACTION!
Posted by: Asian Grad Student at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (QmIMb)
I liked those simple Nabisco Butter Cookies that came in a green box and
were shaped like flowers with a hole in the middle. Real soft and well,
buttery. Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2017 05:48 PM (8b+oT)
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They also have them now in square shapes (like wooden blocks) with letters. Grandson will eat an entire box if not very, very closely supervised.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: walleye killer at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (DtLqS)
nood gropin
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (brEqR)
It must be true... I heard it in a song!
Posted by: Capt. America at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (NgKpN)
Simple mistake, though. They said "won is the loneliest number". The whole song is about the evils of competition.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (8gDQu)
It used to be a badge of honor to learn to write out your whole name in cursive when you were in 3rd grade. Now they don't even understand the concept of a signature.
Sad.
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (vivhj)
I used to see freshmen who would write "Bill M." on their papers.
How was pre-school, anyway?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (YqDXo)
Sad.
Posted by: Lily(Formerly of Hot Air) now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night at December 05, 2017 05:54 PM (vivhj)
They'll Neveah be doctors.
Posted by: golfman at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Splitter Chapter at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: runner at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: IC at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (a0IVu)
Wouldn't that be the other way around ?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Corn Flake at December 05, 2017 05:56 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 05, 2017 05:56 PM (gDWMa)
There's a cashier at the local McDonald's that will fold the receipt into a little envelope around your debit card. Now I gotta dig the card out of the receipt before I can put it back in my wallet.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 05, 2017 05:56 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 05, 2017 05:53 PM (493sH)
REI is whining ceaselessly about it as well. Check their Facebook page; it has a banner with "WE (heart) OUR PUBLIC LANDS!" Never mind that the world's biggest landowner is the United States government, and they own - what - a third of the country? They can stand to lose a few hundred or so acres of land.
And apparently neither REI nor Patagonia have ever heard of "state parks".
(Of course, WE can do without; the government can NEVER do without.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 05, 2017 05:56 PM (u0f7+)
"Do you want your change?"
No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2017 05:52 PM (ZRC8N)
That kid's pretty smart. I bet she got 1 out of 20 to say "No, thanks". Not bad.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (8gDQu)
Why didn't he write in the Memo - Fck you Republicans instead?
_________________
"Fuck my constituents in Arizona" would have been more accurate.
Flake is loathsome. No wonder so many people here despise him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (fqUgw)
The Paolo, he understands.
Posted by: Paolo
Paulo!!!
(I plan to be home most of the evening...)
Posted by: Ladyl
*****
Wait a sec. Paolo is now delivering cookies?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (wPiJc)
I'm teaching a college class this term. I give the tests on paper and some of the handwriting is so...unique?...that I had to ask the class whether every other professor gives tests on the computer.
FWIW, illegible does not give you the benefit of the doubt that you might have meant the right answer.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Byll Winn at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 05, 2017 05:50 PM (hqZPQ)
It's cute that you actually think the GOP is going to run a candidate against him.
Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (hqZPQ)
*Timidly raises hand*
Not at stores. But I still pay some of my bills with checks and my hairdresser doesn't take credit cards. I write about 3 or 4 a month.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V. at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (P8951)
Is audience has to solely consist of pearl clutching Churchians. He raps himself around that cross and it's disgusting.
Posted by: Monk at December 05, 2017 05:58 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: DanMan at December 05, 2017 05:59 PM (XTiHL)
Wouldn't that be the other way around ?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 05, 2017 05:55 PM
You owe me a new keyboard and 2 oz. of beer!
Posted by: Dick Poulin at December 05, 2017 06:00 PM (9/CHP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 05, 2017 06:02 PM (WbIyz)
Posted by: Glenn John at December 05, 2017 06:04 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 06:04 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 05, 2017 06:04 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: concrete girl at December 05, 2017 06:04 PM (kCbAY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2017 06:05 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2017 06:07 PM (aC6Sd)
Is that a thing outside the HQ, like something you see when you go Outside to the twitters?
Cuz it would be so awesome to find out that TuCa is a Moron.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 05, 2017 06:08 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2017 05:57 PM (dFi94)
Depends on where you live. My local school district doesn't teach it at all. I can see arguments both ways - there are only so many hours in a day, and lots of things for kids to learn.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 05, 2017 06:08 PM (+azJs)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2017 05:02 PM (QmIMb)
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I write out 00/xx to indicate a whole dollar amount. I've never seen "no" as the numerator.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 05, 2017 06:10 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at December 05, 2017 06:10 PM (Astxw)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 05, 2017 06:15 PM (nQHw/)
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Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 05, 2017 06:24 PM (szTlK)
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Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 05, 2017 07:19 PM (Skvbl)
I saw Barney Frank's Butt Plug open for Franky Goes to Hollywood at the Cow Palace back in 1986.
Wouldn't that be the other way around ?"
Thanks for the hernia.
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