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The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

punk-monkey.jpg

What? You're kidding....right? Please tell me you are kidding. I don't even know who to throw poo at?


It's child abuse...nothing more. And it is celebrated by the aggressive, politically driven progressives who see deviance as just one more wedge with which to crack the foundations of Western civilization.

******


I know that Tariq is an easy target...he's dumber than a rock, and ignorant of even the broadest strokes of American and world history. And it's so easily refuted that it's kind of obvious that he is simply being inflammatory and not trying to make a point or further the conversation.

******

Ugg SCAR.jpg

I don't care. I still want one.

Posted by: CBD at 11:30 AM




Comments

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1 Crazy, man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 11:30 AM (IqV8l)

2 Ugh, child drag queens - really?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 11:30 AM (W+vEI)

3 Ugg indeed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 11:32 AM (hcyUh)

4 Is that the one whose stage-name is 'Lactatia' or somesuch? Yeah - EVERY ADULT involved needs some reform-through-labor.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 11:32 AM (EaNOT)

5 well if they let 6 year olds decide their gender, letting 10 year olds be drag queens is hardly surprising.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 11:33 AM (a0IVu)

6 Christmas wish list
1) FN Scar
2) Trump for 7 more years
3) Keltec KSG-25
4) Barrett MRAD .338 Lapua Magnum

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2017 11:33 AM (jxbfJ)

7 I'm so old I can remember when it was illegal to contribute to the delinquency of a minor.

Both of his mommies need to be locked up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 11:33 AM (tRaq7)

8 Must have missed this, but when did scowling at the camera become "fierce"?

Was there a problem with weaponized high heels?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 11:33 AM (MINbv)

9 Shouldn't that be drag princess?

Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2017 11:33 AM (clYld)

10 We're going to have to open thousands of boarding schools run by sane people just to have a chance at rooting this madness out of some of the youngest.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 06, 2017 11:34 AM (AM1GF)

11 The FN Scar, now with less kick

Posted by: Uggun marketing at December 06, 2017 11:34 AM (EzdLW)

12 Doesn't Tom Brady wear those boots? Or was it something else?

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 11:34 AM (a0IVu)

13 Never understood the big deal about those boots.

I have to type 'those boots' cause when I type their name my message gets rejected as spam.

Even the site knows the boots are garbage.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 06, 2017 11:34 AM (72PAC)

14 So the Irish, Chinese, Jews, Poles, Germans, Italians and oh...Brits contributed 0% of the labor? Incredible.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 11:34 AM (SapVv)

15 That Ugg has a boot knife in it!

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2017 11:34 AM (xBSm0)

16 >>I don't care. I still want one.


Wouldn't you need 2 boots?

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 11:34 AM (+PZsn)

17 DAMON NAPOLES IS AN...AN...AN...AN...AN...AN ICON!!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 06, 2017 11:34 AM (O5Q3r)

18 Parents letting their kids do this type of behavior are living proof certain people shouldn't breed.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2017 11:34 AM (jxbfJ)

19 This is sick
Political Munchausen by Proxy.
That is all.

Posted by: Zexu Fang at December 06, 2017 11:34 AM (ZYUXK)

20
A "drag queen" is a fourth grader? The only folks who need a good draggin' are his parents and (**** ... *******) tree.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 11:35 AM (pNxlR)

21 Christmas wish list
1) FN Scar
....

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2017 11:33 AM (jxbfJ)

.308 or .223?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2017 11:35 AM (wYseH)

22 What's the difference between raising a kid to be a drag queen, our raising them to think people like Bernie Sanders and Russell Brand are intellectual luminaries? Both things are basically child abuse. You want to do that to your kid? Go right ahead. I don't even care anymore

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 11:35 AM (hcyUh)

23
I know that Tariq is an easy target...


That tweet is so bad, it's not even wrong.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 11:35 AM (tRaq7)

24 Somebody please drag that queen... away from xer parents ASAP and straight to the nearest therapist's office.

Posted by: Uggun marketing at December 06, 2017 11:35 AM (EzdLW)

25 I have an FN-15. It is a really great AR platform. I love that gun.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at December 06, 2017 11:35 AM (fhg6P)

26 I've stopped giving a fuck about stories like the draq queen. If his parents want to ruin their kid's life.....fuck it. Not my problem.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 11:35 AM (SapVv)

27 He looks like Wednesday from the Adams' Family

Posted by: Catman at December 06, 2017 11:35 AM (VW7fY)

28 #6. Dear Santa - this year, I've been very good, for some values of good. Please bring me an armoured train, a division of heavy mechanized infantry (zombie Mongol, for preference), and my own aidoru studio.
My counsel & I thank you in advance.
- Palpy

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 11:36 AM (EaNOT)

29 I have to admit, I love wearing boots. I own quite a few and I love how I feel in them...I feel sexy (may not look it but sure feel that way). If I had to evacuate quickly, saving my favorite pair of boots is a must.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 11:36 AM (a0IVu)

30 I never realized that the auto industry, the steel industry, and the computer industry were created using slave labor. Wow, I was naïve.

OK, maybe Apple deserves a hit on the slavery issue, but those are oriental slaves.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 06, 2017 11:36 AM (7ZVPa)

31 A new twitter meme that is embarrassing in its ignorance, though I suspect it's maybe an intentional error to agitate idiot activists:

The same amount of people live in Los Angeles as these seven rural,
mostly white states. But they have 14 Senators while Los Angeles shares
two with the rest of California. Our government was not designed to be
modern multiracial democracy where everyone has an equal say.



https://twitter.com/_waleedshahid/status/938055378021085184

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 11:36 AM (W+vEI)

32 Is this the point where we 'round up the usual suspects?'

Instapundit points to a strategy page post about fighting two major wars at the same time.

The way I see it, it will be more than two.
China/N.Korea in the pacific
Russia nibbles at Eastern Europe
The whole of the middle east
Western Europe invaded by jihadis.
And the US divided between two hostile political ideologies with Islam as a third contender.

If any one of them lights up, they all go up. Five major wars.

https://strategypage.com/on_point/2017120522524.aspx



Posted by: Hearold Harmony Jr. at December 06, 2017 11:37 AM (KdDCu)

33 The craziest part is liberals see that drag queen as perfectly fine, but if my kid wears a Moana costume for Halloween I am LITERALLY worse than Hitler for allowing it.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 11:37 AM (SapVv)

34 Italian Americans are responsible for 100% of pizza generated wealth in America.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2017 11:37 AM (LiyEm)

35 Somebody please drag that queen... away from xer parents ASAP and straight to the nearest therapist's office.
=====

The 'therapist' most likely encourages it. If they don't, they could lose their license.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 06, 2017 11:37 AM (MIKMs)

36 21
Christmas wish list
1) FN Scar
....

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2017 11:33 AM (jxbfJ)

.308 or .223?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2017 11:35 AM (wYseH)

I'd go with the 7.62/.308 SCAR-H.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2017 11:38 AM (jxbfJ)

37 10. Zod & I have dealt with Trumpcamps; perhaps we need Barron Academies?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 11:38 AM (EaNOT)

38 If I had to evacuate quickly, saving my favorite pair of boots is a must.
Posted by: IC

I hate it when I poop on my boots

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2017 11:38 AM (8ikIW)

39 At least 4 Senators of the female persuasion calling for Franken to resign.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 06, 2017 11:38 AM (mtfdF)

40 I feel sexy in my boots too!

Posted by: Chiwetel Ejiofor at December 06, 2017 11:38 AM (VW7fY)

41 Ugg's have always reminded me of George Carlin's boots as Rufus in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

http://bit.ly/2zV7Wti




/and off, Ugg sock!

Posted by: Hands Solo at December 06, 2017 11:38 AM (EzdLW)

42 Ten year old drag queen?

Dad must be so proud.

Btw, WTF IS Dad?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 11:38 AM (YqDXo)

43 WTF does "fierce" mean anyway? It's a 10 year old drag queen, I'm not particularly worried about meeting him in a dark alley.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at December 06, 2017 11:39 AM (fhg6P)

44 So... the sexualization of children continues.

What is the real reason behind it?

The only explanation I can think of is "legalizing pedophilia."

/what's after that? Legalizing sex with infants? Corpses?

Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 11:39 AM (aT+Bx)

45 CPS, CASA, DFCS, ect.... would give these parents a pass every single time with that blatant child abuse. Same with their sister organizations of public school systems. And so do some psychologists.

Western Civilization must be destroyed be all means necessary by these psychopaths.

They all must leave.

Posted by: Monk at December 06, 2017 11:39 AM (g4lFK)

46 31
A new twitter meme that is embarrassing in its ignorance, though I
suspect it's maybe an intentional error to agitate idiot activists:

The same amount of people live in Los Angeles as these seven rural,

mostly white states. But they have 14 Senators while Los Angeles shares

two with the rest of California. Our government was not designed to be

modern multiracial democracy where everyone has an equal say.


https://twitter.com/_waleedshahid/status/938055378021085184


Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 11:36 AM (W+vEI)

Well Civics / Social Studies hasn't been taught in schools for how long? 20 years? 30?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2017 11:39 AM (jxbfJ)

47 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at December 06, 2017 11:40 AM (HgMAr)

48 i'd like to tell Tariq "look, for the first 300 years or so we gave all your people free food and free housing, even paid for all of their travel expenses to get here. So who's being ungrateful here, biyotch??"

It'd be fun watching him scream and throw things after that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 11:40 AM (k1TUh)

49 43 It's when teh ghey put their hands on hips and give you the snarly face...

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2017 11:40 AM (LiyEm)

50
Btw, WTF IS Dad?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 11:38 AM (YqDXo)


Probably a "six year old girl"... and an oxygen-breathing no-load.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 11:40 AM (pNxlR)

51 45. * hoppean fistbump *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 11:40 AM (EaNOT)

52

A 10 year old drag queen. It just reeks of the dancing boys in Afghanistan sickness

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 11:40 AM (493sH)

53 "Fierce"="self-important"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 11:41 AM (hcyUh)

54 Our government was not designed to be a modern multiracial democracy where everyone has an equal say.

--

He says that like it is a bad thing.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 06, 2017 11:41 AM (7ZVPa)

55 I feel sexy in my boots too!

Posted by: Chiwetel Ejiofor at December 06, 2017 11:38 AM (VW7fY)

I'm too sexy for my boots. Too sexy for my boots. Tooo. sexxxy.

Posted by: Right Said Fred at December 06, 2017 11:41 AM (T71PA)

56 Effin' Scar!

Posted by: Mufasa at December 06, 2017 11:41 AM (fuK7c)

57 Btw, WTF IS Dad?"

AKA "Stroke'n it"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 11:41 AM (MINbv)

58
Have progressives proclaimed Tariq Rasheed America's leading public intellectuals yet?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 11:41 AM (BWL+E)

59 The free labor of Black Americans generated 100% of the wealth in this country, and every other group has enjoyed the benefits of that free Black labor, yet they show contempt for Black Americans

Horseshit.

Blacks were agricultural laborers and domestic help, and overall, taking into account crime, welfare, inner city decay, gangs, drugs, rates of incarceration, lowering of academic standards, etc. it's not clear whether or not they were net contributors to the country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 11:41 AM (YqDXo)

60 Love and tolerance bullshit aside progressives hate the human race. If an evil entity wanted to kill off humanity it would do so by means of the left's social agenda of radical promotion of transgenderism, homosexuality and abortion.
The end goal of it all seems nothing less than rendering the human race sterile.

Rant off and back to lurking.

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 11:41 AM (nBr1j)

61
The same amount of people live in Los Angeles as these seven rural,


mostly white states. But they have 14 Senators while Los Angeles shares


two with the rest of California. Our government was not designed to be


modern multiracial democracy where everyone has an equal say.

---------------------------------------------------

Absolutely correct.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2017 11:42 AM (5NMZN)

62 I've stopped giving a fuck about stories like the draq queen. If his parents want to ruin their kid's life.....fuck it. Not my problem.
Posted by: #neverskankles


Agreed. Oh, and a pro tip for the 10 yr old?

If you think that's fierce, the you'd best stay away from the 8th grade bully.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2017 11:42 AM (Z+uwH)

63 My mom works in child care and she has noticed little boys coming in with painted nails. As a female who grew up with younger brothers, I can understand painting a boys nails as a joke. But Mom would never let her boys go out in public like that.

Posted by: Aunt Luna's phone at December 06, 2017 11:42 AM (s0pjO)

64 I know that Tariq is an easy target...

That tweet is so bad, it's not even wrong.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 11:35 AM (tRaq7)

It's also brilliant in it's simplicity. Millions of dopes will see that or hear that and think it's historically accurate.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 06, 2017 11:42 AM (7uYFy)

65 Tariq's DNA test revealed he is descended from privileged white people.

Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2017 11:42 AM (jyInK)

66 Tariq Nasheed has always been right on that line where I can't really tell if it's a parody or not. Poe's Law and all that.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 06, 2017 11:42 AM (mynhJ)

67 Home schooler's are a threat to "the Message" That is why there is such resistance and bigotry directed toward them..

Posted by: Catman at December 06, 2017 11:42 AM (VW7fY)

68 My 11 year old grandson would laugh. And steal it's lunch money.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 11:42 AM (HgMAr)

69 >>He says that like it is a bad thing.


Is it wrong to notice that the majority of the time I see idiotic tweets like this the name is typically, uh, non-western?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 11:43 AM (W+vEI)

70 Tom Brady wears those awful boots that even cause Pixy to ban the word.

More proof he is Satan.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2017 11:43 AM (/tuJf)

71
58
Have progressives proclaimed Tariq Rasheed America's leading public intellectuals yet?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 11:41 AM (BWL+E)


They're still busy absorbing and adapting to the unparalleled brilliance of the #SalonHot25.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 11:43 AM (pNxlR)

72 Once again, Twitter makes us all have to put up with people who in the past only bothered their own family, friends and fellow patients/inmates with their bizarre rantings and ravings.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 11:43 AM (O5Q3r)

73 Extra padding for your shoulder pocket? Nice!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 06, 2017 11:43 AM (GWgtw)

74 Isn't "nashid" Arabic for "unclean" in the holy/ritual sense?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 06, 2017 11:43 AM (5DOfS)

75 Those Uggly boots must be comfortable as hell....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 06, 2017 11:44 AM (7uYFy)

76 Absolutely correct."

Indeed. Not seeing a problem there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 11:44 AM (MINbv)

77 Uggh.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 06, 2017 11:44 AM (T71PA)

78 The same amount of people live in Los Angeles as these seven rural,
mostly white states. But they have 14 Senators while Los Angeles shares
two with the rest of California. Our government was not designed to be
modern multiracial democracy where everyone has an equal say.


https://twitter.com/_waleedshahid/status/938055378021085184
Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 11:36 AM (W+vEI)

___

Maybe we should have a separate system based on population. A good name for it would be the House of something. How about....Representatives?

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 11:44 AM (SapVv)

79 Brady wears zipper boots.
Sad.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2017 11:44 AM (xBSm0)

80 Um....Didn't see any pictures of his parents.

https://www.instagram.com/desmondisamazing/

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 11:44 AM (W+vEI)

81 Tom Brady wears those awful boots that even cause Pixy to ban the word.



More proof he is Satan.

He's NOT Satan.
He has a deal with Satan.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 11:44 AM (O5Q3r)

82 58. CNN thinks so. In many ways, the dude's sorta mainstream. He is by no means the worst out there.
Kraut & Tea has a funny and informative vid on Nasheed:

https://youtu.be/JfIeburPnio

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 11:44 AM (fA1SL)

83 Re 10 yr old drag queens.

I just can't even.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2017 11:45 AM (p+Wdc)

84 >>44 What is the real reason behind it?

Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 11:39 AM (aT+Bx)


>>45 Western Civilization must be destroyed be all means necessary by these psychopaths.

Posted by: Monk at December 06, 2017 11:39 AM (g4lFK)



Question asked, answer given.

Posted by: Hands Solo at December 06, 2017 11:45 AM (EzdLW)

85 72, Indeed. Now we all hear the crazy relatives in the upstairs bedroom...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 11:45 AM (MINbv)

86 30 I never realized that the auto industry, the steel industry, and the computer industry were created using slave labor.
_______________________

And all those immigrant white kids who worked in the factories weren't "black Americans" but they created a good bit of wealth here. As did the Chinese and Irish workers who built our railroads.

This guy, like so many black "scholars," is full of shit and completely ignorant of American history.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 06, 2017 11:45 AM (fqUgw)

87 The Castle of Ugg is where the Holy Grail is kept, right?

Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at December 06, 2017 11:45 AM (u9OP6)

88
But they have 14 Senators while Los Angeles shares
two with the rest of California.



Thank God

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 06, 2017 11:46 AM (lKyWE)

89 Thank goodness for all the fierce drag queens of D-Day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 11:46 AM (IqV8l)

90 There is no such thing as free labor. We're still paying for it.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2017 11:46 AM (5NMZN)

91 48 i'd like to tell Tariq "look, for the first 300 years or so we gave all your people free food and free housing, even paid for all of their travel expenses to get here. So who's being ungrateful here, biyotch??"

It'd be fun watching him scream and throw things after that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 11:40 AM (k1TUh)


Another question: they came from Africa, right? So we have a control experiment. How is Africa doing with all that black labor there to generate wealth? Not so good, right?

So if you accept this idiot's assertion, he makes out a case that Africans need to be organized and directed by someone else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 11:46 AM (YqDXo)

92 78: Bravo

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 11:46 AM (5gaNQ)

93 26 I've stopped giving a fuck about stories like the draq queen. If his parents want to ruin their kid's life.....fuck it. Not my problem.
========
We need the Ghost of Xmas Future to take that unfortunate kid's parent(s) 20 years into the future and show them the end result of this sort of thing.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 11:46 AM (W+kMI)

94 House of something. How about....Representatives?

House of Represent'n?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 11:46 AM (MINbv)

95 More of a drag princess than a drag queen, if you ask me

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 11:46 AM (hcyUh)

96 The free labor of Black Americans generated 100% of the wealth in this country, and every other group has enjoyed the benefits of that free Black labor, yet they show contempt for Black Americans




Yep all the way back to the founding of the country all of that shipping, trade, textiles, farming, construction was the result of free black labor. Sad thing is, that's probably being taught in schools as fact

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 11:46 AM (493sH)

97 Corey Feldman claims he outed pedos to the Santa Barbara Sheriffs office during their Michael Jackson investigation.

Santa Barbara Sheriffs office says they have no recordings.

But today... OMG... we found them. And now they have Feldman naming names on tape.

Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 11:46 AM (aT+Bx)

98 87
The Castle of Ugg is where the Holy Grail is kept, right?
Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at December 06, 2017 11:45 AM (u9OP6)

Protected by cattleputs.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2017 11:47 AM (UBzPO)

99 89 Like Ed Wood they were all man but just liked to wear frilly ladies underwear...

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2017 11:47 AM (LiyEm)

100 Google was founded by 2 black guys right? As was Amazon, Microsoft, Apple, EBay, PayPal, and every other Silicon Valley powerhouse.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 11:47 AM (SapVv)

101 These "parents" dressing their boys up as drag queens are sick fucks who should have their children taken away.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 11:47 AM (NWiLs)

102 Remember the Gong Show episode where the child was performing a striptease that was so suggestive the audience was in shock? At the end the child revealed a set of panties, on which was printed "I'm a Boy."

Posted by: Frech Jeton at December 06, 2017 11:48 AM (Fjvqd)

103 Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 11:46 AM (W+kMI)

Oh God no....

"Senator Napoles"....

[shudder]

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 11:48 AM (hcyUh)

104 You'll never see the social left celebrate a young boy for being really good at sports, or fixing cars, or hunting and fishing; because that's "toxic masculinity" don'tcha know.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 06, 2017 11:48 AM (O7MnT)

105 I'd love to see the 10 year old drag queen go to school in Hunter's Point.

No, wait, I wouldn't. It'd be too painful to watch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 11:48 AM (YqDXo)

106 The whole big state / small state compromise has never been understood by the left, even though it is unbelievably simple. And it was NOT about slavery.

Among the original 13 states, just as among the 50 states today, there were more small states than large population states. The small states were concerned that their views were going to be forever overridden if they entered into some agreement that let everything be decided by population, so they insisted on a mechanism giving them a built in edge so that the big states could never get away with totally dominating them, which just like now is what the big states wanted to do.

No compromise, no country. That was the deal that was made. The small states said they'd walk out of the convention unless the big states gave them what they asked for, and they meant it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 11:48 AM (k1TUh)

107 We need the Ghost of Xmas Future to take that unfortunate kid's
parent(s) 20 years into the future and show them the end result of this
sort of thing.
---

Really? You think the parents would care and/or take responsibility?

"It's so sad, my son grew up to be a Victim."

Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 11:48 AM (aT+Bx)

108 So is the Ugg SCAR certified to be fired gangsta style? Asking for El Jefe.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 06, 2017 11:48 AM (e1mEI)

109 >>He's NOT Satan.
He has a deal with Satan.

It's right there in Revelations. After a thousand years Satan will be released from his prison and will lead a gang of barbarians while accompanied by a painted whore wreaking havoc across the land.

You have to read between the lines sometimes.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2017 11:48 AM (/tuJf)

110 But today... OMG... we found them. And now they have Feldman naming names on tape.
Posted by: shibumi

They alway say it's in the last place you look. Damn, if they weren't right.

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2017 11:48 AM (8ikIW)

111 Thing is, does any group in the US show more contempt for "Black Americans" than "Black Americans" themselves?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 06, 2017 11:48 AM (5DOfS)

112 Google was founded by 2 black guys right? "

Sure.

Hewlett and Packard.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 11:48 AM (MINbv)

113 Angry Black Dude: SLAVERY!!
ABD's Public School Teacher: SLAVERY EVERYWHERE!!
Me: NOT AROUND ANY MORE SINCE 13TH AMENDMENT!!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 11:49 AM (W+kMI)

114 We need the Ghost of Xmas Future to take that
unfortunate kid's parent(s) 20 years into the future and show them the
end result of this sort of thing.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 11:46 AM (W+kMI)

Or they could just google what happened to lunatic actor Donal Logue's son.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2017 11:49 AM (UBzPO)

115 ut today... OMG... we found them. And now they have Feldman naming names on tape.
Posted by: shibumi

They alway say it's in the last place you look. Damn, if they weren't right.
Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2017 11:48 AM (8ikIW)

Oops, we erased them by mistake.....

Posted by: Paid Off Cops at December 06, 2017 11:49 AM (7uYFy)

116 111 Aside from all the shootings and rap wars?

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2017 11:49 AM (LiyEm)

117 while accompanied by a painted whore...

You have to read between the lines sometimes.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2017 11:48 AM (/tuJf)

That's one way to describe Hillary.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 06, 2017 11:49 AM (72PAC)

118
I've stopped giving a fuck about stories like the draq queen. If his parents want to ruin their kid's life.....fuck it. Not my problem.


The problem is it's not just the parents.If your kid decides he wants to be a drag queen and tells his teacher they'll put him in a program and good luck trying to stop it.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 06, 2017 11:49 AM (lKyWE)

119
"I'm so proud It's so sad, my son grew up to be a Victim."

Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 11:48 AM (aT+Bx)


The sorry truth of it

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 11:50 AM (pNxlR)

120 6 democratic senators (female) are calling for Franken to resign.

Posted by: blackstone at December 06, 2017 11:50 AM (MztjN)

121 111 Thing is, does any group in the US show more contempt for "Black Americans" than "Black Americans" themselves?
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They only repeat what they were taught at school, at home, and in their neighborhoods. It takes a village to crush a child's self___ and self-esteem.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 11:50 AM (W+kMI)

122 Google was founded by 2 black guys right? As was Amazon, Microsoft, Apple, EBay, PayPal, and every other Silicon Valley powerhouse.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 11:47 AM (SapVv)

And Henry Ford, John D. Rockefeller and Andrew Carnegie were all SLAVES....

Posted by: Paid Off Cops at December 06, 2017 11:50 AM (7uYFy)

123
They alway say it's in the last place you look. Damn, if they weren't right.

Posted by: Bruce

--

Well, of course it's in the last place you look. Why would you keep looking once you found it?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 06, 2017 11:50 AM (7ZVPa)

124 It is a wonderful morning so far!

Posted by: blackstone at December 06, 2017 11:51 AM (MztjN)

125 I am in favor of reparations for any former slave. Just wanted to get that out there. We down now, Tariq?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 11:51 AM (O5Q3r)

126 >>We need the Ghost of Xmas Future to take that unfortunate kid's
parent(s) 20 years into the future and show them the end result of this
sort of thing.


I'm worried about the trans kids who were just going through a phase, but whose parents went all-in with the hormones and maybe even the mutilation. Boys who are put on the meds prior to puberty end up having a micro-penis (yes, see: Jazz), so even if they don't go through with the surgery, they're screwed. I can't imagine giving an elementary school-aged kid the responsibility to make a decision that could permanently destroy his/her sex life, fertility/ability to reproduce like that.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 11:51 AM (W+vEI)

127 We have a drag queen shortage. We're either going to have to create them from natives or import them.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2017 11:52 AM (5NMZN)

128 100 Google was founded by 2 black guys right? As was Amazon, Microsoft, Apple, EBay, PayPal, and every other Silicon Valley powerhouse.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 11:47 AM (SapVv)


The bruthas invented the transistor, too, doncha know? Bardeen, Brattain, and Schockley just stole the concept from them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 11:52 AM (YqDXo)

129 127 We have a drag queen shortage. We're either going to have to create them from natives or import them.
Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2017 11:52 AM (5NMZN)

H1B-Fierce visas.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 11:52 AM (NWiLs)

130 Don't want the reciprocating bolt handle.

Posted by: Iblis at December 06, 2017 11:52 AM (9221z)

131 It's straight up discrimination that straight boys don't want to date me just because I have a penis. Where's the open mindedness?

Posted by: Jazz Jennings at December 06, 2017 11:53 AM (SkuXa)

132 So let me get this straight.

Roy Moore wanted to go out with teenaged girls when he was in his early thirties, and that's child abuse.

But encouraging your pre-teen son to be a drag queen is progressive and enlightening.

Nice to know the rules.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2017 11:53 AM (ZRC8N)

133 32
If any one of them lights up, they all go up. Five major wars.
Posted by: Hearold Harmony Jr. at December 06, 2017 11:37 AM (KdDCu)


I can see World War III and Civil War II happening at the same time.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 11:53 AM (xjiRE)

134 So what's the liklihood that that kid has been sexually abused?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2017 11:53 AM (+lVUW)

135 So the Irish, Chinese, Jews, Poles, Germans, Italians and oh...Brits contributed 0% of the labor? Incredible.
========

Yeah, the entirety of the white population must have just been lying around on their asses, eating bon bons and watching soap operas.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 06, 2017 11:54 AM (vg8iE)

136 Nice to know the rules.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

RRRRRRRRRR

Wrong. We just made a rule that you must never know the rules

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2017 11:54 AM (8ikIW)

137 109: the painted whore is Mitt Romney.

Posted by: kallisto at December 06, 2017 11:54 AM (jyInK)

138
I'm worried about the trans kids who were just going through a
phase, but whose parents went all-in with the hormones and maybe even
the mutilation. Boys who are put on the meds prior to puberty end up
having a micro-penis (yes, see: Jazz), so even if they don't go through
with the surgery, they're screwed. I can't imagine giving an elementary
school-aged kid the responsibility to make a decision that could
permanently destroy his/her sex life, fertility/ability to reproduce
like that.
---

I'm sorry to say that the kids, like the adults who do this, will end up killing themselves.

And their parents will blame the doctors and society and everyone they can find.

Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 11:54 AM (aT+Bx)

139 42 Ten year old drag queen?

Dad must be so proud.

Btw, WTF IS Dad?
====
Off working overtime to pay the alimony and child support, most likely.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 11:55 AM (W+kMI)

140 A child choosing to be a different gender or animal or whatever is a healthy sound decision.

But a child wanting to spend more time with his dad is unhealthy and will harm the child.

It's almost as if there is an agenda at work.

Posted by: Monk at December 06, 2017 11:55 AM (g4lFK)

141 https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycogdjmt
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the red cross is on the hit list . . .

link is background on the last person who tried to reform them . . .

====
Haiti - the Clintons . . .

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 11:55 AM (cA6b0)

142 134 So what's the liklihood that that kid has been sexually abused?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2017 11:53 AM (+lVUW)

I'd say a better than even chance. If not already, he will be.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 11:55 AM (NWiLs)

143
I can't imagine giving an elementary school-aged kid the responsibility to make a decision that could permanently destroy his/her sex life, fertility / ability to reproduce like that.


If you are a caring parent and an adult, you don't hand off that responsibility to someone not equipped to fully grasp all the consequences.

And so we now see the problem here, don't we?

College educated permababies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 11:55 AM (pNxlR)

144 >>Nice to know the rules.


Another exemption from the rules: it's OK to sleep with underage teens if they're prostitutes (Sen. Menendez) or sex slaves on a private island

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 11:55 AM (W+vEI)

145 So the Irish, Chinese, Jews, Poles, Germans, Italians and oh...Brits contributed 0% of the labor? Incredible.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 11:34 AM (SapVv)



It was so rough for us, they didn't even want us in Rock Ridge

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 11:56 AM (493sH)

146 Love how Democrat Jones of Alabama is trying to turn back the clocks by calling Steve Bannon an "agitator" and a "Carpetbagger."
You can almost see the tobacco juice as he spat out those two words

Posted by: JoeF. at December 06, 2017 11:56 AM (7uYFy)

147 I'm trying taking a break from attempting to balance on a ladder to finish decorating the tree (while wearing a cast).

Husband is in ATL visiting his 93 y.o. mother and elderly aunt who are both in failing health.

Hoping I don't break my neck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2017 11:56 AM (ZRC8N)

148 138
I'm worried about the trans kids who were just going through a
phase, but whose parents went all-in with the hormones and maybe even
the mutilation. Boys who are put on the meds prior to puberty end up
having a micro-penis (yes, see: Jazz), so even if they don't go through
with the surgery, they're screwed. I can't imagine giving an elementary
school-aged kid the responsibility to make a decision that could
permanently destroy his/her sex life, fertility/ability to reproduce
like that.
---

I'm sorry to say that the kids, like the adults who do this, will end up killing themselves.

And their parents will blame the doctors and society and everyone they can find.
Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 11:54 AM (aT+Bx)


Yep. Johns Hopkins knows this all too well. Fucking around with someone's biological sexual identity is a good way to make them suicidal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

149 62 I've stopped giving a fuck about stories like the draq queen. If his parents want to ruin their kid's life.....fuck it. Not my problem.
Posted by: #neverskankles


Agreed. Oh, and a pro tip for the 10 yr old?

If you think that's fierce, the you'd best stay away from the 8th grade bully.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2017 11:42 AM (Z+uwH)

I think that's at the root of the current anti-bullying thing. To let stuff like this happen without fear of schoolyard reprisal.

Posted by: josephistan at December 06, 2017 11:56 AM (7HtZB)

150
So let me get this straight.

Roy Moore wanted to go out with teenaged girls when he was in his early thirties, and that's child abuse.

But encouraging your pre-teen son to be a drag queen is progressive and enlightening.

Nice to know the rules.
---

I think the rules go more like this:

If a Christian Republican wants to go out with teenaged girls in his early 30's, that's child abuse. It's OK if a Democrat does it.

Encouraging your pre-teen soon to be a drag queen or to get a sex change operation is progressive and enlightened.

Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 11:57 AM (aT+Bx)

151 145. Bill the Butcher did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 11:57 AM (fA1SL)

152 So what's the liklihood that that kid has been sexually abused?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2017 11:53 AM (+lVUW)

I'd say a better than even chance. If not already, he will be. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 11:55 AM (NWiLs)
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Parents pimping out children is as old as time.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 06, 2017 11:57 AM (MIKMs)

153 The best riff on the USA Today scare info-graphic on AR-15's is the modular attachment being the GOP tax cuts. Very scary.

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 11:58 AM (TlvUt)

154 College educated permababies.

--

Collage indoctrinated, credentialed permababies with lifetime achievement awards for participation.

Posted by: Hearold Harmony Jr. at December 06, 2017 11:58 AM (KdDCu)

155 So the Irish, Chinese, Jews, Poles, Germans, Italians and oh...Brits contributed 0% of the labor? Incredible.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 11:34 AM


The Irish were more expendable that the slaves because they weren't worth as much.
I got this fact from noted right-wing historian George Carlin years ago....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 06, 2017 11:58 AM (7uYFy)

156 Left Wingers MUST sexualize kids in order to prepare them for their incoming Islamic Masters.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 11:58 AM (XMDuf)

157 >> I'm trying taking a break from attempting to balance on a ladder to finish decorating the tree (while wearing a cast).


That sticker on the top rung...the one that says 'This Is NOT a Step'?


You can ignore that one.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 11:58 AM (+PZsn)

158 Yeah, the entirety of the white population must have just been lying around on their asses, eating bon bons and watching soap operas collecting welfare, clubbing until all hours, and playing dominoes.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 06, 2017 11:54 AM (vg8iE)


Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 11:58 AM (YqDXo)

159 152 So what's the liklihood that that kid has been sexually abused?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2017 11:53 AM (+lVUW)

I'd say a better than even chance. If not already, he will be. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 11:55 AM (NWiLs)
=====

Parents pimping out children is as old as time.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 06, 2017 11:57 AM (MIKMs)

Whether he's actively being pimped out or not, by putting him in that subculture I think it's just a matter of time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 11:58 AM (NWiLs)

160 Call me old fashioned, but I don't think children should be drag queens.

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There's a penumbra for that.

Posted by: Anthony Kennedy at December 06, 2017 11:58 AM (sNwPN)

161 So what's the liklihood that that kid has been sexually abused?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2017 11:53 AM (+lVUW)



I mentioned up thread it has the disgusting look of the dancing boys of Afghanistan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 11:59 AM (493sH)

162 The UGG SCAR mod does look a little thick on the end, but then again that will mean more comfort and recoil absorption while shooting goblins and zombies.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 11:59 AM (W+kMI)

163 Sounds like Franken is toast.

The winning just keeps going.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2017 11:59 AM (/tuJf)

164 A wookie had to die for those boots. #rrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaahhhhhrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 06, 2017 11:59 AM (rnAwa)

165 I think that's at the root of the current anti-bullying thing. To let stuff like this happen without fear of schoolyard reprisal.
Posted by: josephistan at December 06, 2017 11:56 AM (7HtZB)

Bullying is what teaches you when you're being a giant weirdo/dork, also not everyone will think you're fierce.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 06, 2017 11:59 AM (Ri/rl)

166 Makes sense, looking back on the photos of my grandfather and his father in the coal mines of NE PA. I just assumed the others had dirty faces from the mining...apparently they were the token white boys in the mine.

Posted by: Byll Winn at December 06, 2017 11:59 AM (vmsda)

167 >>Johns Hopkins knows this all too well. Fucking around with someone's biological sexual identity is a good way to make them suicidal.


How these kids don't end up going all 'Menendez Brothers' is beyond me.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (+PZsn)

168 162 The UGG SCAR mod does look a little thick on the end, but then again that will mean more comfort and recoil absorption while shooting goblins and zombies.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 11:59 AM (W+kMI)

Keeps the stock warm too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (NWiLs)

169
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 11:58 AM (YqDXo)


You left out "getting hair and nail extensions"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (pNxlR)

170
Google was founded by 2 black guys right? As was Amazon, Microsoft, Apple, EBay, PayPal, and every other Silicon Valley powerhouse.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 11:47 AM (SapVv)

Henry Ford said you can get your Model T in any color you want, as long as it is black like me.

Posted by: rd at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (4dz1m)

171 Irish-Americans just can't win. We were considered a minority back when that was a bad thing. Now there's advantages to being a minority, we're told that we have "white privilege"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (mynhJ)

172 The way I see it, it will be more than two.
China/N.Korea in the pacific
Russia nibbles at Eastern Europe
The whole of the middle east
Western Europe invaded by jihadis.
And the US divided between two hostile political ideologies with Islam as a third contender.

If any one of them lights up, they all go up. Five major wars.

https://strategypage.com/on_point/2017120522524.aspx



Five fronts in one war.

My nightmare scenario:

Norks pop off nukes at Japan, Taiwan, Silicon Valley. Chinese get dominance in high-tech manufacturing.
...but then Iran takes advantage of US preoccupation and lights up the Saudis. Retaliation and escalation and soon the Gulf oil production goes up in flames. Oh dear, that's where the Chinese got oil from...
Leaving Russia in the catbird seat as an oil producer.
Russia shops influence in Europe as sole supplier, while Iranian and Saudi proxies fight it out in the streets. Until the Chinese look across their northern border and decide, hey, let's grab some of that production from the Russians...
And the US in chaos...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (AM1GF)

173 165 I think that's at the root of the current anti-bullying thing. To let stuff like this happen without fear of schoolyard reprisal.
Posted by: josephistan at December 06, 2017 11:56 AM (7HtZB)

Bullying is what teaches you when you're being a giant weirdo/dork, also not everyone will think you're fierce.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 06, 2017 11:59 AM (Ri/rl)

In my experience bullying is what teaches you that other kids are a bunch of mean assholes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (NWiLs)

174 Ugh, this is the kid who was photographed dancing in a Pride parade at age 8. His parents (yes, he has a dad) have been taking him to Pride parades since he was 6. There ya go.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9moo3z3

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (W+vEI)

175 >>Call me old fashioned, but I don't think children should be drag queens.


'Now, Smile and say Dick Cheese!'

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (+PZsn)

176 Franken having to resign the seat he stole would be some Karmic justice.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 12:01 PM (ul9CR)

177 Left Wingers MUST sexualize kids in order to prepare them for their incoming Islamic Masters.
Posted by: Hikaru



Touch my grandson and they'll never find their body.

No brag. Just fact.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2017 12:01 PM (Z+uwH)

178 They need to rename Twitter to "Look at Me!" Dumb Tweets are just publicity now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 06, 2017 12:01 PM (1ISKN)

179 You left out "getting hair and nail extensions"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (pNxlR)


Good point, thanks.

Also "twerking" and "doing drive-bys." I left those out too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 12:01 PM (YqDXo)

180 Posted by: CaliGirl at December 06, 2017 11:59 AM (Ri/rl)

In my experience bullying is what teaches you that other kids are a bunch of mean assholes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (NWiLs)

That too, good lesson for everyone to learn.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 06, 2017 12:01 PM (Ri/rl)

181 146 Love how Democrat Jones of Alabama is trying to turn back the clocks by calling Steve Bannon an "agitator" and a "Carpetbagger."
You can almost see the tobacco juice as he spat out those two words
=========
It's so condescendingly cute how they go full Dixiecrat in an electoral crisis not three months after decrying CSA memorials.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 12:01 PM (W+kMI)

182 /what's after that? Legalizing sex with infants? Corpses?


Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 11:39 AM (aT+Bx)


After that? Lord humungus rises and we line our streets with the impaled bodies of these scumbags as a warning to the next 10 generations that evil humans will be hunted to extinction.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 06, 2017 12:01 PM (aMlLZ)

183 165 Bullying is what teaches you when you're being a giant weirdo/dork, also not everyone will think you're fierce.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 06, 2017 11:59 AM (Ri/rl)

A few broken noses is how you find out that you talk like a fag and you're shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 12:01 PM (XMDuf)

184 . I just assumed the others had dirty faces from the mining...apparently they were the token white boys in the mine.

Posted by: Byll Winn at December 06, 2017 11:59 AM (vmsda)

---------------------------------
White men often performed in blackface. Yet another cultural appropriation and raycist.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2017 12:01 PM (5NMZN)

185 Our government was not designed to be
modern multiracial democracy where everyone has an equal say.


Our government was also not designed to allow welfare parasites, third-world trash, underclass thugs and the utterly pig-ignorant to have an equal say, either, but here we are.

I wish Teh Donald were half the dictator these damned idiots pretend he is. Nothing would make me happier than a Leibstandarte going door to door to round these ungrateful fucks up and forcibly deport them to a colorful, multiracial country more to their liking.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2017 12:01 PM (kqsXK)

186 >>In my experience bullying is what teaches you that other kids are a bunch of mean assholes.


Your lunch money. Give it to me.

Posted by: Schoolyard Terminator at December 06, 2017 12:01 PM (+PZsn)

187 5 or more Senators say Franken should resign.

I have to question the timing. No no evidence yesterday, was there?

Let's see how long they go before saying

"And now the Rethuglicans should shoot Roy Moore"

or something.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 06, 2017 12:02 PM (mtfdF)

188 168. Steel buttplate. Steel is best.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 12:02 PM (fA1SL)

189 Christmas wish List:
1. God protect the right.
2. Springfield Arms Standard M1A (civilian version of the M14)
3. Uh, that, that*s about it.

Posted by: Archer at December 06, 2017 12:02 PM (gbWkA)

190 I'm the giant of the Senate! It's my Senate and I'll grope if I want to, grope if I want to.....

Posted by: Al Franken at December 06, 2017 12:02 PM (SkuXa)

191
163 Sounds like Franken is toast.

The winning just keeps going.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2017 11:59 AM (/tuJf)


He can always fall back on his proven chops for comedy and return to an honored place on the cast / staff of SNL, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 12:02 PM (pNxlR)

192 I'd stick my tongue down its throat.

Posted by: Al Franken at December 06, 2017 12:02 PM (6dFYM)

193 you're should have been "your".

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 12:02 PM (XMDuf)

194 Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think Barron Trump should have to wait much longer before inheriting the dynasty from Genghis Don.

Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2017 12:02 PM (Bdeb0)

195 sock off damned it.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at December 06, 2017 12:03 PM (vmsda)

196 164 A wookie had to die for those boots. #rrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaahhhhhrrrrrrrrrrr
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 06, 2017 11:59 AM (rnAwa)

Well... you Evil folks hunted the Naugas to extinction...

No more Nauga Hyde...

Posted by: Don Q. at December 06, 2017 12:03 PM (NgKpN)

197 Franken won't resign, he will take a leave of absence. His ego is too big for him to quit.

Posted by: George at December 06, 2017 12:03 PM (/Nxcc)

198 174 Ugh, this is the kid who was photographed dancing in a Pride parade at age 8. His parents (yes, he has a dad) have been taking him to Pride parades since he was 6. There ya go.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9moo3z3
Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (W+vEI)

Jesus.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 12:03 PM (NWiLs)

199 mom Wendylou Napoles

Wendylou who?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 12:03 PM (ul9CR)

200 Hi! Great ta see ya, yeah. Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hi, thanks so much, yeah. Ok, uh, um, ok, uh, um, ok let's get started. This young person, this hero, this amazing and amazing young person is just an amazing example of bravery. Yes, bravery! And I want to personally thank him and her for being here today and setting a fine example of bravery for our other young persons of his and her age. And for all of us.
Thank you. Thank you very much. Thanks.
Now, let's group up and get some photos. Ok? Ok, get some photos of all of us. Ok. Now, I want to have some of just me and him and her. Just us. Yeah, over here, come on over here. Yeah. Oh MY just look at that little waist. Come on an' sit here on my knee. Yeah, right there. Yeaaah...oohhh...your HAIR! OOOhhhh...

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 06, 2017 12:04 PM (QMhQx)

201 My sil turned her very young daughter into a version of jon benet ramsey for 'talent shows'

I found this very distasteful at the time and still do. sil was molested by her own father, so I think her mental capacity was diminished concerning children., fwiw

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at December 06, 2017 12:04 PM (C2BKh)

202 188 168. Steel buttplate. Steel is best.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 12:02 PM (fA1SL)

Is that the answer to the riddle of Steel???

Posted by: Modern Conan, the Librarian at December 06, 2017 12:04 PM (NgKpN)

203 163 Sounds like Franken is toast.

The winning just keeps going.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2017 11:59 AM (/tuJf)

============

Somewhere, Steve Bannon has a dossier on a Dem Senator in a Red state on his desk that he's held back on releasing until Franken gets pushed out...

Posted by: Jackal at December 06, 2017 12:04 PM (liFsJ)

204 I don't care. I still want one.

You and me both. I figure you could deodorize the stock.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 06, 2017 12:04 PM (r9UYA)

205 48 i'd like to tell Tariq "look, for the first 300 years or so we gave all your people free food and free housing, even paid for all of their travel expenses to get here. So who's being ungrateful here, biyotch??"

It'd be fun watching him scream and throw things after that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 11:40 AM (k1TUh)

---

guananteed job for life!

Posted by: NBC Intern at December 06, 2017 12:04 PM (h/uSM)

206 186 >>In my experience bullying is what teaches you that other kids are a bunch of mean assholes.


Your lunch money. Give it to me.
Posted by: Schoolyard Terminator at December 06, 2017 12:01 PM (+PZsn)

*draws Glock 23*

Fuck off.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 12:04 PM (NWiLs)

207 10 year old drag queen. I want to be alive just along enough to see when this kid flips out and decorates his apartment with his parents body parts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 06, 2017 12:04 PM (aMlLZ)

208 Reading this morning that more Democrat Senators are calling for Frankens resignation. Good

This is all a setup for Roy Moore if he wins election.

I have no affinity for Moore. Get through the election, let the Senate do their moral preening, have him resign, let AL Gov reappoint Luther Strange.

Posted by: WisRich at December 06, 2017 12:04 PM (G0vdT)

209 The Left wanted Will to Power. Might Makes Right is slowly returning.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 12:05 PM (XMDuf)

210 198 174 Ugh, this is the kid who was photographed dancing in a Pride parade at age 8. His parents (yes, he has a dad) have been taking him to Pride parades since he was 6. There ya go.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9moo3z3
Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (W+vEI)

Jesus.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 12:03 PM (NWiLs)

and then they wonder why he gets bullied on the play ground...

Posted by: Modern Conan, the Contrarian at December 06, 2017 12:05 PM (NgKpN)

211 Irish-Americans just can't win. We were considered a minority back when that was a bad thing. Now there's advantages to being a minority, we're told that we have "white privilege"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (mynhJ)



We got that pasty white privilege. For all that's worth

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 12:05 PM (493sH)

212 By getting Franken now they can get Moore later.

pun intended

Posted by: torabora at December 06, 2017 12:05 PM (6dFYM)

213 194. When TGE has merged with the golden scalp weasel and completed his apotheosis, he will have the wisdom and vision to grant Barron his rightful place.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 12:05 PM (fA1SL)

214 207 10 year old drag queen. I want to be alive just along enough to see when this kid flips out and decorates his apartment with his parents body parts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 06, 2017 12:04 PM (aMlLZ)

More likely he'll OD on Mommy's Valium by the age of 12.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 12:06 PM (NWiLs)

215 198 174 Ugh, this is the kid who was photographed dancing in a Pride parade at age 8. His parents (yes, he has a dad) have been taking him to Pride parades since he was 6. There ya go.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9moo3z3
Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (W+vEI)

Jesus.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 12:03 PM (NWiLs)

Pretty sure that those kids parents don't know Jesus.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 12:06 PM (XMDuf)

216 Psst, Tariq! Do you have an iPhone or iPad. Made in China by employees treated no better than slaves....?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 12:06 PM (W+vEI)

217 180 Posted by: CaliGirl at December 06, 2017 11:59 AM (Ri/rl)

In my experience bullying is what teaches you that other kids are a bunch of mean assholes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (NWiLs)

That too, good lesson for everyone to learn.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 06, 2017 12:01 PM (Ri/rl)

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i didn't get that lesson

Posted by: The Bully at December 06, 2017 12:06 PM (h/uSM)

218
"Yeah, the entirety of the white population must have just been lying around on their asses, eating bon bons
drinking corn whiskey and watching soap operas cheating the Indians out of their land."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 12:06 PM (BWL+E)

219 Pretty sure that those kids parents don't know Jesus.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 12:06 PM (XMDuf)


Probably not, but they're about to meet Darwin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 12:06 PM (YqDXo)

220 I have no affinity for Moore. Get through the election, let the Senate do their moral preening, have him resign, let AL Gov reappoint Luther Strange.

Posted by: WisRich at December 06, 2017 12:04 PM (G0vdT)

My question becomes, how can the Senate have an ethics investigation about something that happened 40 years ago....

Long before he was in the Senate?

Posted by: Modern Conan, the Contrarian at December 06, 2017 12:06 PM (NgKpN)

221 In my experience bullying is what teaches you that other people are a bunch of mean assholes.


fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 12:06 PM (aT+Bx)

222 The bruthas invented the transistor, too, doncha know? Bardeen, Brattain, and Schockley just stole the concept from them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Aw Hell No!
GW Carver made one out of peanuts.
Fukkin PEANUTS, bruh!

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 06, 2017 12:06 PM (xBSm0)

223 171 Irish-Americans just can't win. We were considered a minority back when that was a bad thing. Now there's advantages to being a minority, we're told that we have "white privilege"
===========
Apparently in 1960 the Irish-Americans joined the Establishment. Now the descendants of the guys who got beaten up by Plug-Uglies before putting their corduroy britches on to work upon the railway are considered to be privileged. As a largely Scots-Irish-Swiss-German (with a dab of English & Welsh) American I am still waiting for my White Privilege check in the mail.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 12:07 PM (W+kMI)

224 White men often performed in blackface. Yet another cultural appropriation and raycist.
=====

How dare chimney sweeps have black faces!

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 06, 2017 12:07 PM (MIKMs)

225 If his parents want to ruin their kid's life.....fuck it. Not my problem.

======

As well as your children will be working in the future to support his unemployable, more-than-likely sickly ass when he doesn't become the next RuPaul.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 06, 2017 12:07 PM (vg8iE)

226 So why the f*** am I even going to work 60 hrs a week if I can just make some black person to go for me and I get check? Once again, I didn't get the memo.

Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2017 12:07 PM (MxEKc)

227 []96
Yep all the way back to the founding of the country all of that shipping, trade, textiles, farming, construction was the result of free black labor. Sad thing is, that's probably being taught in schools as fact
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 11:46 AM (493sH)

Well, sure. Where do you think he got it from?

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 12:07 PM (xjiRE)

228 Pretty sure that those kids parents don't know Jesus.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 12:06 PM (XMDuf)


They don't know jack shit either.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 06, 2017 12:07 PM (aMlLZ)

229 202. Steel is never a riddle, because the answer is always steel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 12:07 PM (fA1SL)

230 We got that pasty white privilege. For all that's worth

and whiskey

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at December 06, 2017 12:07 PM (vmsda)

231 Tariq what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

As for Franken: if he stays and Conyers goes... that's not a very pretty image for the Democratic Party.

I wonder what other 'everybody knows' gropers are still out there? As soon as they figured out they were kneecapping their GOP loves pedos narrative RE: Moore, the press stopped talking about these guys. The revelations suddenly ended.

But you know there are still scum out there. So they're just not listening victims any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 12:07 PM (39g3+)

232 The Senator Vote Fraud deathresignation watch begins.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 06, 2017 12:07 PM (7ZVPa)

233 Franken being shown the Senate door:

"I'm not good enough, not smart enough, and doggone it, people hate me."

Posted by: WisRich at December 06, 2017 12:08 PM (G0vdT)

234 yes, your ancestors did 100% of the creation of America, deal with it.

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 12:08 PM (TlvUt)

235 I call BS on the mother from hell's claim that xe is bullied at school. You know this little freak's untouchable.

But the victimhood virtue must be signaled.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 12:08 PM (ul9CR)

236 232 The Senator Vote Fraud deathresignation watch begins.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 06, 2017 12:07 PM (7ZVPa)

Over under is Friday 4:45pm.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 06, 2017 12:09 PM (72PAC)

237 221 In my experience bullying is what teaches you that other people are a bunch of mean assholes.


fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 12:06 PM (aT+Bx)

Fair enough. Having to deal with mean assholes throughout the bulk of your childhood - at school and at home - does a real number on your psyche, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

238 In eighteen hundred and fifty-one I put me corduroy britches on.
I put me corduroy britches on
To work upon the railway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWFWU8csDOg

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 12:09 PM (W+kMI)

239 Ugh, this is the kid who was photographed dancing in a Pride parade at age 8. His parents (yes, he has a dad) have been taking him to Pride parades since he was 6. There ya go.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9moo3z3

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 12:00 PM (W+vEI)



The kid needs to be taken into child protective custody

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 12:09 PM (493sH)

240 Steel is never a riddle, because the answer is always steel.

"That is strength, boy. That is power: the strength and power of flesh. What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?"
-Thulsa Doom

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 12:09 PM (39g3+)

241 i'd like to tell Tariq "look, for the first 300 years or so we gave all
your people free food and free housing, even paid for all of their
travel expenses to get here. So who's being ungrateful here, biyotch??"




He should get on his knees and thank God his great great grandparents were slow runners and got caught.



If they hadn't the bastard would probably still be living in a mud hut with naked kids running around.


http://tinyurl.com/y8nwu4u8

Posted by: George at December 06, 2017 12:09 PM (/Nxcc)

242 My question becomes, how can the Senate have an ethics investigation about something that happened 40 years ago....

Long before he was in the Senate?
Posted by: Modern Conan, the Contrarian at December 06, 2017 12:06 PM (NgKpN)
----

Good question.

Posted by: WisRich at December 06, 2017 12:09 PM (G0vdT)

243 The thing I don't get about all these pathetic assertions of great things done by blacks is how those making the assertions square these great contributions then with what they contribute now.

They invented geometry, etc. and the Greek homos stole it? Did they ... forget geometry? The blacks built this country ... but their neighborhoods are decrepit. Did they forget how to build stuff?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 12:09 PM (YqDXo)

244 Irish-Americans just can't win. We were considered a minority back when that was a bad thing. Now there's advantages to being a minority, we're told that we have "white privilege"

Same for the Italian-Americans.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 06, 2017 12:10 PM (ul9CR)

245 And to think. Not too long ago people were horrified by the Little Miss type beauty pageants. Dressing up a nine year old girl with sparkly clothes and a big hairdo. OH MY GOD. The poor girls self esteem will be destroyed for life!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2017 12:10 PM (8ikIW)

246 Further proof most were too dumb to pick cotton. What? Too soon?

Posted by: Archer at December 06, 2017 12:10 PM (gbWkA)

247 So they started all this to get Moore, instead they have Conyers resigning and most probably Franken too..and Moore will probably get elected, go to the senate and tell Mitch the turtle to f**k off.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 12:10 PM (a0IVu)

248 The free labor of Black Americans generated 100% of the wealth in this country ...
... and 100% of the wealth of stupid Twitter comments

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 06, 2017 12:10 PM (e8kgV)

249 If they hadn't the bastard would probably still be living in a mud hut with naked kids running around.


http://tinyurl.com/y8nwu4u8
Posted by: George at December 06, 2017 12:09 PM (/Nxcc)


That's Togo's answer to the White House.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 12:10 PM (YqDXo)

250
212 By getting Franken now they can get Moore later.

pun intended

Posted by: torabora at December 06, 2017 12:05 PM (6dFYM)


Exchanging knights? And here I thought the chess thread was reserved for Saturdays.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 12:10 PM (pNxlR)

251 240. THE CORE OF THE PLANET MADE OF IRON?
CROMSAIDMANSAID.COM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 12:11 PM (fA1SL)

252 Fair enough. Having to deal with mean assholes throughout the bulk of your childhood - at school and at home - does a real number on your psyche, though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

Only because you are trained by teachers that you cannot fight back.

That even defending yourself against a bully, will get you punished.

THAT is the problem. If kids knew it was OK to defend themselves and others, like when I was young... the bullies eventually get stopped..

Posted by: Modern Conan, the Contrarian at December 06, 2017 12:11 PM (NgKpN)

253 >>Fair enough. Having to deal with mean assholes throughout the bulk of your childhood - at school and at home - does a real number on your psyche, though. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

That which does not kill us makes us stranger.

Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2017 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)

254 That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
Posted by: Zod at December 06, 2017 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)

Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 12:12 PM (NWiLs)

255 Reading this morning that more Democrat Senators are calling for Frankens resignation. Good

This is all a setup for Roy Moore if he wins election.

I have no affinity for Moore. Get through the election

Posted by: WisRich

_________


Moore probably will pull it out, but it would it have been nice not to have that baggage and have nominated a different Republican and be able to pummel Democrats for Al Franken

Moore neutralizes Franken staying around, and Franken will be the biggest reason why Moore wins (if he does, which now looks likely)

Posted by: Maritime at December 06, 2017 12:12 PM (lKmt3)

256 Ugh

Desmond has the heroin chic look down pat. Poor kid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2017 12:12 PM (HpeUK)

257 House Leadership Will Add Pelosi-Era Gun Controls to National Reciprocity. -BB

Suckers of the cock they are.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 06, 2017 12:12 PM (r9UYA)

258 PDT should totally troll the peaceful Palis and say he's going to be hiring shape-shifting Jews as part of the Embassy staff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 06, 2017 12:12 PM (ZRC8N)

259

*types*

"Nope, can't post that."

*deletes*

*types*

"Nope, can't post that either."

Posted by: Hearold Harmony Jr. at December 06, 2017 12:12 PM (KdDCu)

260 That which does not kill us leaves us but mangled and deformed.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2017 12:12 PM (5NMZN)

261
Franken won't resign, he will take a leave of absence. His ego is too big for him to quit.

"Blood in, blood out" - the motto of the Senate Nation

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 12:13 PM (BWL+E)

262 251 240. THE CORE OF THE PLANET MADE OF IRON?
CROMSAIDMANSAID.COM
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 12:11 PM (fA1SL)

Hah!

Everyone knows the Center of the Earth is hollow, and full of dinosaurs!

Posted by: Tarzan, descendent of Conan at December 06, 2017 12:13 PM (NgKpN)

263 That which does not kill us will surely try again later.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 12:13 PM (YqDXo)

264 Not too long ago people were horrified by the Little Miss type beauty pageants.

That's a good point. Having a girl dress up in girly outfits and prance around in public: horrible, sexist, wrong. Having a boy dress up in girly outfits and prance around in public: fierce.

Whatever that means

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 12:14 PM (39g3+)

265 Everyone knows the Center of the Earth is hollow, and full of dinosaurs!
Posted by: Tarzan, descendent of Conan at December 06, 2017 12:13 PM (NgKpN)


I thought it was millions of degrees. Somebody turn up the AC!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 12:14 PM (YqDXo)

266 So 6 women senators from the Dem party want Franken to resign. They must feel they have the next election securely rigged.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2017 12:14 PM (0tfLf)

267 261. Blood for the blood god! Scalps for the throw rugs in Barron's command bunker.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 12:15 PM (fA1SL)

268 Jeannie Rhee, who was hired by Mueller last summer to work on the probe, was the personal attorney of Ben Rhodes and also represented the Clinton Foundation, Ingraham revealed. "This information will put further pressure on Special Prosecutor Bob Mueller to resign."

... there is a special kind of stupid out there

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 06, 2017 12:15 PM (e8kgV)

269 Moore probably will pull it out, but it would it have been nice not to
have that baggage and have nominated a different Republican and be able
to pummel Democrats for Al Franken

---------------------------------

Well, Big Don tried with his endorsement of the other. Moore will be the gift that keeps giving. Wait 'til he starts giving speeches in the Senate.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2017 12:15 PM (5NMZN)

270
"Yeah, the entirety of the white population must have just been lying around on their asses, eating bon bons
drinking corn whiskey and watching soap operas cheating the Indians out of their land."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 12:06 PM (BWL+E)








Hey that's what the Injuns get for being on our land before we got here.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2017 12:15 PM (veoSD)

271 264 Not too long ago people were horrified by the Little Miss type beauty pageants.

That's a good point. Having a girl dress up in girly outfits and prance around in public: horrible, sexist, wrong. Having a boy dress up in girly outfits and prance around in public: fierce.

Whatever that means
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 12:14 PM (39g3+)

Flaming
In
Every
Respect
Consistently
Everyday

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 12:15 PM (NWiLs)

272 Did they forget how to build stuff?"

Yeah. Whites spread crack around in the 80s to do that.

Or sumpt'n like that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 12:15 PM (MINbv)

273 Wasn*t Palestine what the Romans named their province instead of the proper Kingdom of Judaea? I blame the Ities.

Posted by: Archer at December 06, 2017 12:16 PM (gbWkA)

274 The thing is, blacks did contribute significantly to the creation and wealth of the USA. They worked hard in fields and factories, building and working and serving people in shops, slaving (literally) in fields and as servants in homes. There's no question that black people contributed to the USA, just like Irish, Chinese, Italians, English, Native Americans, etc, etc, etc.

But to claim that it all exclusively was the work of blacks is simply ignorant and foolish to the point of putting one's sanity in doubt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 12:16 PM (39g3+)

275 Desmond Napoles?

"We accept him! We accept him! One of us! One of us!"

Posted by: The Freaks at December 06, 2017 12:16 PM (Bdeb0)

276 >>Moore probably will pull it out


THAT'S MY MOVE!

Posted by: John Conyers (D) at December 06, 2017 12:16 PM (+PZsn)

277 172
If any one of them lights up, they all go up. Five major wars.
https://strategypage.com/on_point/2017120522524.aspx
Five fronts in one war.

My nightmare scenario:
Norks pop off nukes at Japan, Taiwan, Silicon Valley. Chinese get dominance in high-tech manufacturing.
...but then Iran takes advantage of US preoccupation and lights up the Saudis. Retaliation and escalation and soon the Gulf oil production goes up in flames. Oh dear, that's where the Chinese got oil from...
Leaving Russia in the catbird seat as an oil producer.
Russia shops influence in Europe as sole supplier, while Iranian and Saudi proxies fight it out in the streets. Until the Chinese look across their northern border and decide, hey, let's grab some of that production from the Russians...
And the US in chaos...
======
It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsxavPANO8s

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 12:16 PM (W+kMI)

278
Awww, that's cute.

Xer parents taught xer how to do "Blue Steel".


I predict a long career as a model after finishing xer education at Derek Zealander's School for Children That Don't Read So Good.





Xer parents may be acquainted with Munchausen's by Proxy. But, it's not meant to be a method of childrearing.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2017 12:16 PM (9q7Dl)

279 Jon Benet Ramsey unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2017 12:16 PM (HpeUK)

280 With the UGG brand now on everything from boots to blankets, I see no reason for it not to be on weapons.

12-year-old girls need guns to protect themselves from leftist assholes, and they might like them styled with fur cases.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 06, 2017 12:16 PM (U6f54)

281 Looks like Al Franken is toast.

Posted by: Jewells45 canhandleyourjewels at December 06, 2017 12:16 PM (zRZaJ)

282 Moore neutralizes Franken staying around, and Franken will be the biggest reason why Moore wins (if he does, which now looks likely)



Posted by: Maritime at December 06, 2017 12:12 PM (lKmt3)



Right. Its Franken. Not the fact that all the accusations are bullshit and Gloria Allred is a pathetic hack that refuses to let anyone look at the "proof."

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 12:17 PM (cAnNx)

283 Thx auto-cucumber

Zealander's = Zealander's

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2017 12:17 PM (9q7Dl)

284 Only those kids deemed of the future Inner or Outer Party are allowed to Bully. Those deemed not of The Party must be conditioned into a state of learned helplessness so they will never fight back.

Comrades, welcome to 2017 America.

Posted by: Monk at December 06, 2017 12:17 PM (g4lFK)

285 How could the Europeans steal the land from the natives when the blessed saintly dears didn't believe in property rights in the first place?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 12:17 PM (hcyUh)

286 I'm 99.9% sure Moore will vote for tax cuts and Obamacare repeals. Which is more than I can say for most of other "esteemed" GOP Senators. That's what matters. The rest is noise.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 12:17 PM (SapVv)

287 268 Jeannie Rhee, who was hired by Mueller last summer to work on the probe, was the personal attorney of Ben Rhodes and also represented the Clinton Foundation, Ingraham revealed. "This information will put further pressure on Special Prosecutor Bob Mueller to resign."

... there is a special kind of stupid out there
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 06, 2017 12:15 PM (e8kgV)

Um.... how and why is Mueller going outside the Justice Dept. for Staff and investigators?

How does he have the power to HIRE? on the taxpayer dime?

Posted by: Don Q. at December 06, 2017 12:17 PM (NgKpN)

288 I have no affinity for Moore. Get through the election, let the Senate do their moral preening, have him resign, let AL Gov reappoint Luther Strange.

Posted by: WisRich at December 06, 2017 12:04 PM (G0vdT)

My question becomes, how can the Senate have an ethics investigation about something that happened 40 years ago....




How can the Senate have an ethics investigation when they have a slush fund set up for this exact thing??

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2017 12:17 PM (Z+uwH)

289 Gonna call Franken and see if he wants to go to church.

Posted by: Johnny Conyers at December 06, 2017 12:17 PM (vtcmf)

290 285 How could the Europeans steal the land from the natives when the blessed saintly dears didn't believe in property rights in the first place?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 12:17 PM (hcyUh)

___

SHUT UP RAYCIST!! That's how.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 12:18 PM (SapVv)

291 Fair enough. Having to deal with mean assholes throughout the bulk of your childhood - at school and at home - does a real number on your psyche, though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

I was being sarcastic, when I talk about bullying I mean your friends telling you to stop being weird. If you're a boy, I'm sure your friends would punch you, two for flinching.

I don't want any child to be tortured.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 06, 2017 12:18 PM (Ri/rl)

292 Zealander's = Zealander's

Yep, can't argue with that

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2017 12:18 PM (8ikIW)

293 In the Old Testment children wee sacrificed on the altar of Baal.
There is nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: ALH at December 06, 2017 12:18 PM (uLuPn)

294 "If they hadn't the bastard would probably still be living in a mud hut with naked kids running around.

Posted by: George"

He would be a photo-op for some young libs on a month long volunteer-adventure-Eco-vacation to show their love of diversity

Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2017 12:18 PM (MxEKc)

295 257
House Leadership Will Add Pelosi-Era Gun Controls to National Reciprocity. -BB



Suckers of the cock they are.



Posted by: Under Fire at December 06, 2017 12:12 PM (r9UYA)

I saw that somewhere. They pass the bill with Reciprocity, then they strip it out in conference, and we get nothing but more gun control.

Posted by: George at December 06, 2017 12:18 PM (/Nxcc)

296 My question becomes, how can the Senate have an ethics investigation about something that happened 40 years ago....

Long before he was in the Senate?

Posted by: Modern Conan, the Contrarian at December 06, 2017 12:06 PM (NgKpN)


He's a Republican.

Proof positive of guilt.

"Show me the man and I will find you the crime."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2017 12:18 PM (kqsXK)

297 Jeannie Rhee, who was hired by Mueller last summer to work on the probe, was the personal attorney of Ben Rhodes and also represented the Clinton Foundation, Ingraham revealed.

Yeah, but this is just confirmation of what we already knew: Meuller hired a bunch of people who hate Trump to work on his team. The trick is to demonstrate that these people also took that trump into their work and were so biased and willing to bend the rules that it negated their ability to find a just and true answer. Scrabble's email demonstrated that for him: any cost to defeat the greatest evil on earth. The rest?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 12:18 PM (39g3+)

298 281 Looks like Al Franken is toast.
Posted by: Jewells45 canhandleyourjewels at December 06, 2017 12:16 PM (zRZaJ)

Yep. By tomorrow, Friday latest.

Posted by: WisRich at December 06, 2017 12:18 PM (G0vdT)

299 Zealander's = Zealander's

I was told there would be no math

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at December 06, 2017 12:19 PM (vmsda)

300 WTF!!!

Zealander's = Zoolander's


Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2017 12:19 PM (9q7Dl)

301 a method of childrearing."

Uh, okay....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 12:19 PM (MINbv)

302 Well, Big Don tried with his endorsement of the other. Moore will be the gift that keeps giving. Wait 'til he starts giving speeches in the Senate.
Posted by: RioBravo

________

yea, he really is a real life caricature of what the left thinks of social conservatives. He's going to be a headache.

I hate McConnell as much as the next guy, and I blame this mess on him and his leadership. This was mainly a middle finger for McConnell.

Posted by: Maritime at December 06, 2017 12:19 PM (lKmt3)

303 Sacrificing Franken to get Moore sounds like a short-term strategy, considering how many Dem predators are likely still under cover.

And it's a serious lowering of the bar, too, which won't help that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2017 12:19 PM (oVJmc)

304 For those worried about Moore being "a shameful voice for the GOP" or some other bullshit, just remember, Jeb Bush was the most genteel and proper Republican in teh field last year. And Trump was a boor who - get this - fights back.

Moore is Trump. You may cringe at him, but he fights back. And isn't that what we've been saying forever, we want people on our side who don't hide in a corner when the NYT or WaPo say boo?

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 12:20 PM (SapVv)

305
I don't want any child to be tortured.

----------------------------------------

What about a little enhanced cohort interaction?

Posted by: RioBravo at December 06, 2017 12:20 PM (5NMZN)

306 The sad thing is that the 10 Year Old drag queen is whom most actual designer haute couture fashion is intended to fit...

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 12:20 PM (XMDuf)

307 Meh. Most of the male "stars" look like women in male "drag" anyway.

Posted by: dagny at December 06, 2017 12:21 PM (eO5CB)

308 WTF!!!

Zealander's = Zoolander's


Posted by: naturalfake

No, Zealander's=Zealander's

I checked the math

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2017 12:21 PM (8ikIW)

309 Bet little Al never set foot inside a church in his life but he's sho gonna like mine!

Posted by: Johnny Conyers at December 06, 2017 12:21 PM (vtcmf)

310 CZ 806 BREN

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 06, 2017 12:21 PM (nQHw/)

311 How does he have the power to HIRE? on the taxpayer dime?

The office is able to hire and pay for offices and costs of investigation without question or oversight. They cost hundreds of millions every time and produce pretty much nothing. Iran/Contra, Whitewater, it doesn't matter. The results are pretty much the same each time, a big strikeout.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 12:22 PM (39g3+)

312 Franken resigning is a big meh. He'll be replaced with an equally liberal asshole by the MN gov.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 12:22 PM (SapVv)

313 Nood

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2017 12:22 PM (Hb/ve)

314 208
Reading this morning that more Democrat Senators are calling for Frankens resignation. Good


This is all a setup for Roy Moore if he wins election.


I have no affinity for Moore. Get through the election, let the
Senate do their moral preening, have him resign, let AL Gov reappoint
Luther Strange.Posted by: WisRich at December 06, 2017 12:04 PM (G0vdT)

No it's the next set-up for Trump when the Russians! collusion narrative quietly goes away.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 06, 2017 12:22 PM (UBzPO)

315 That super smart black gentleman should move to Africa and help them. He is kind of racist if he doesn't. Or just an asshole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 12:23 PM (3BFzK)

316 And in other news, Al Green has started his impeachment vote in the House. It'll be interesting to see how many Dem's jump off the cliff with Green.

Posted by: WisRich at December 06, 2017 12:23 PM (G0vdT)

317 Right. Its Franken. Not the fact that all the accusations are bullshit and Gloria Allred is a pathetic hack that refuses to let anyone look at the "proof."
Posted by: buzzion

__________

Moore has admitted he dated high school age girls when he was in his 30's.

We can go round and round about what was done on those dates and the legality and ages, but most people are repulsed by that, especially someone that has run on a social conservative platform.

Would I vote for Moore in the general election if I was in Alabama? Of course. But I would way prefer a different conservative which should be easy to find in Alabama.

Posted by: Maritime at December 06, 2017 12:23 PM (lKmt3)

318 Note the little kid is in a GHEY parade. Call me an asshole, but stcrach most Gheys and you will find a pedophile.



The all like young tender ones to help find their true sexuality

Posted by: George at December 06, 2017 12:23 PM (/Nxcc)

319 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 06, 2017 12:23 PM (72PAC)

320
Nood. Mueller's minions

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 12:24 PM (pNxlR)

321 Franken resigning is a big meh. He'll be replaced with an equally liberal asshole by the MN gov.
Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 12:22 PM (SapVv)

Strategically, yeah. But the optics of it are fantastic. Utterly destroys the whole "war on women" narrative. Him leaving office cements him in the public imagination as the bad guy, and not just an unfair target.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 12:24 PM (hcyUh)

322 As long as the Democrats have people like Pelosi and Maxine Waters in congress I don't care what a kook (or perceived kook) any Republican is. If the Democrats can stock the house with idiotic lunatics, so can the GOP.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 12:24 PM (39g3+)

323 Today's subway car ads:

Museum of Sex advertising something called "Couples Perfect Body Virtual Reality experience" ...

an ad for "Kinky Boots" featuring a fey white man and black tranny (both "Tony Nominated" doncha know) dancing happily in tranny foot gear

...and a self-aggrandizing (taxpayer funded) ad from "The Mayor's Council on the Arts" advertising how the City has been making possible a film called "Crown Heights" --which centers around the "victimization" of people of color by law enforcement.

Its all the politics of resentment: hating on heterosexuals, shocking and offending your heterosexual religious-based morality, stoking the resentment of "victims" of your hetero-white-Christian oppression.

Now "fierce" tranny kids? Using kids, and harming kids as a tool to advance that politics. Just horrible.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 06, 2017 12:24 PM (W/SyC)

324 The Senate is a sewer.
Pure and simple.
You could not find an unincarcerated group anywhere in the US that garners less respect.
It's so bad that they had to pass a resolution condemning themselves, for the love of Pete...

Posted by: navybrat at December 06, 2017 12:24 PM (w7KSn)

325 The thing about Moore is if he loses, you can expect every Republican senate candidate in 2018 to face allegations of sexual misconduct from decades earlier that can't be verified.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 06, 2017 12:25 PM (O7MnT)

326
Franken resigning is a big meh. He'll be replaced with an equally liberal asshole by the MN gov.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 06, 2017 12:22 PM (SapVv)







Sure, but on the other hand I like the idea of commie heroes crashing and burning.

Kind of like eating a donut. Empty calories, but tasty for a few minutes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2017 12:25 PM (veoSD)

327 Tariq's tweet is just a restatement of the pitch for reparations. Let's say we pay it, for argument's sake, as ending slavery and Jim Crow and Civil Rights laws were insufficient.

What will be the result of paying reparations? Prediction: The social pathologies affecting the African American population (never mind the others in Charles Murray's Fishtown) won't change one bit. Money won't change culture.

Posted by: mercenary13 at December 06, 2017 12:25 PM (jZ/HF)

328
Ethics investigation for Moore for events of 40 years ago? When do we start removing the Kennedys' names from things for sexually assaulting anything in a skirt?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2017 12:25 PM (BWL+E)

329 If the kid were just dressed in drag for Halloween, it'd be OK. Or maybe for a comedy theatrical show. You know, where the "make-believe" part is understood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2017 12:26 PM (oPNmq)

330 Um, some of those underpopulated states are feeding us. They're responsible for us having some of the cheapest groceries on the planet. Their senators look out for their food producing interests.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2017 12:27 PM (+lVUW)

331 Our government was not designed to be

modern multiracial democracy where everyone has an equal say.


https://twitter.com/_waleedshahid/status/938055378021085184


Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 11:36 AM (W+vEI)

Well, he's right. The U.S. Constitution specifies a republican form of government, not a dictatorship of the proletariat, which is what he is angling for.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2017 12:29 PM (oPNmq)

332 Franken to make announcement tomorrow per Fox

Posted by: blackstone at December 06, 2017 12:31 PM (MztjN)

333 You are absolutely sick.

Hide the gun show below an abomination... just plain sick.

Posted by: doug at December 06, 2017 12:34 PM (89il5)

334 We need the Ghost of Xmas Future to take that
unfortunate kid's parent(s) 20 years into the future and show them the
end result of this sort of thing.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 11:46 AM (W+kMI)

O.D.'d in the bedroom of an apartment in Hollywood occupied by a Democrat bundler.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2017 12:36 PM (oPNmq)

335 295
I saw that somewhere. They pass the bill with Reciprocity, then they strip it out in conference, and we get nothing but more gun control.
Posted by: George at December 06, 2017 12:18 PM (/Nxcc)


So the GOPe wants to throw the 2018 elections? Then the Dems take Congress and impeach Trump.

I can totally see that happening.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 12:36 PM (xjiRE)

336 10 DEM senators now calling for Franken to go is ~23 percent of the Democrat senators.

Senators facing 2018 elections:
Trump won Florida, Indiana, and Montana those D senators will not want this to be a campaign issue except them to call for resignation soon like Casey and McCaskill have.

And Franken to make an announcement tomorrow.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 06, 2017 12:36 PM (5pTgP)

337 Well, of course it's in the last place you look. Why would you keep looking once you found it?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 06, 2017 11:50 AM (7ZVPa)

Sure. Who knows what other cool stuff you might find?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2017 12:40 PM (oPNmq)

338 Off working overtime to pay the alimony and child support, most likely.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 11:55 AM (W+kMI)

Or in the kitchen drawer. (i.e. a turkey baster)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2017 12:42 PM (oPNmq)

339 Our government was not designed to be
modern multiracial democracy where everyone has an equal say.


Representation currently is based on your location. I'm sure that he would prefer it to be based on skin color, but then how does one determine inclusion in the various groups. Paper bag test? One drop criterion?

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at December 06, 2017 12:44 PM (1V3ga)

340 >.
Sacrificing Franken to get Moore sounds like a short-term strategy,
considering how many Dem predators are likely still under cover.



Considering that the GOP nearly never (or just plain never?) requires the Dems to sacrifice anything to get what they want, this is a big deal.
Think of all the Dem predators who have been getting away with their shenanigans for decades while demanding every Republican with even a whiff of impropriety (or stupid comments) be run out of town. Cultural shift that should be exploited for all its worth - starting with seating Moore if elected because FU, the AL voters have spoken.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 12:45 PM (W+vEI)

341 It's similar what happened to the gay Democrat Mayor of Seattle. The first four men who accused him of molesting them when they were young teenagers weren't enough. But after that fifth one, well, that was where it had to end.

So, the answer is apparently, a Democrat Senator has to be accused by seven women or five boys before they resign.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 06, 2017 12:54 PM (O7MnT)

342 That boy too busy being fierce to "Eat Something!"?

Posted by: Spice at December 06, 2017 07:00 PM (rIgDj)

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