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Tears of a Bitter Deranged Clown: Rosie O'Donnell Melts Down Over Tax Reform Passage in Serial-Killerish Way
If someone sent you letters that looked like these tweets, you'd call the cops and buy several guns.
rest of ur life in jail - u sick MF #TRAITORTRUMP pic.twitter.com/ktJIvojOck
— ROSIE (@Rosie) December 2, 2017
they r coming for u dipshit and ur kids ... ur days r numbered - u fool nobody - u tool - go to hell - we r not afraid of u #TrumpTreason pic.twitter.com/JuFcawvfZw
— ROSIE (@Rosie) December 2, 2017
America died tonight. Economic suicide adopted to feed the insatiable greed of donors, who have been refusing to dole out $ to GOP until they got their tax cuts. Voters fooled by propaganda and tribal hatred.
— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) December 2, 2017
Millenials: move away if you can. USA is over. We killed it.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: pep at December 04, 2017 08:01 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:01 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:02 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at December 04, 2017 08:02 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:02 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: shibumi at December 04, 2017 08:03 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:03 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 04, 2017 08:03 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2017 08:03 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 04, 2017 08:03 PM (IWbvi)
You know you have a deep psychosis when you make MUMR look and sound like William F. Buckley Jr.
Sad. Lipids have seeped into the brain stem.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:03 PM (mbhDw)
This must go beyond a simple tax code change.
It's like they're losing more than we even know, but they realize it and obviously can't or won't say what specific gravy train is running out.
Not. Tired. Of. Winning.
Posted by: Iasonas at December 04, 2017 08:03 PM (wVMAv)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 04, 2017 08:03 PM (1LOcx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:03 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:03 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 04, 2017 08:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Rosie O'Doughnuts at December 04, 2017 08:04 PM (O5Q3r)
People have lost their ever loving minds. 10,000 people a year will die!
Millions will die!
Locust!
Plagues!
Eh, there's curling on my teevee (via WatchESPN app) so I'm good.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:04 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2017 08:04 PM (v1fwL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:04 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:04 PM (mbhDw)
Kathy Griffin.
What happened to her?
Last time I checked, she shaved her head, was being blackballed and was in Europe, crying that she couldn't get a job.
/yeah, reap what you sow mother effers.
Posted by: shibumi at December 04, 2017 08:04 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 04, 2017 08:04 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:04 PM (ZRC8N)
I can understand why.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:04 PM (mbhDw)
Staff: "How about in Rosie O'Donnell's head? it's available..."
Trump: "Really, how big is it."
Staff: "YUGE. And it's rent-free!"
Trump: "Sounds good."
Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at December 04, 2017 08:05 PM (LDV7V)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:05 PM (I/iGu)
--
Star Trek reruns.
I'm cool as well.
Posted by: shibumi at December 04, 2017 08:05 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Bosk at December 04, 2017 08:05 PM (fjMEv)
People have lost their ever loving minds. 10,000 people a year will die!
Millions will die!
Locust!
Plagues!
Eh, there's curling on my teevee (via WatchESPN app) so I'm good.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:04 PM (dEQP3)
Ladies Curling? With cute girls with long hair in ponytails and slightly body hugging polo shirts?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 04, 2017 08:06 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:06 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 04, 2017 08:06 PM (kIxPI)
Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2017 08:07 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:07 PM (GsAUU)
We should get Mary Cloggenstein to tell us about the evil tribal hatred of all those people she hates because they don't agree with her and her values.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2017 08:07 PM (2K6fY)
That's outside of mom's basement, right?
Nah. We're good.
Posted by: millenial at December 04, 2017 08:08 PM (1LOcx)
Posted by: porg herder at December 04, 2017 08:08 PM (TlvUt)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 04, 2017 08:08 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2017 08:08 PM (O5Q3r)
I'm hoping a poor, long-suffering staffer at MSDNC will have a net handy for Joe tomorrow before he slams Mika into a desk. To die.....accidentally.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:08 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: porg herder at December 04, 2017 08:08 PM (TlvUt)
With the added bonus of the Borg Queen who was a Gibbs's occasional girlfriend during the middle years of NCIS.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:08 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: gebrauchshund at December 04, 2017 08:09 PM (fYnUU)
Posted by: Joe Scarbourough's Dead Intern at December 04, 2017 08:09 PM (O5Q3r)
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But what other nation will be able to accommodate my extremely complicated Starbucks order?!?!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:09 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 04, 2017 08:09 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2017 08:09 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:09 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:09 PM (60v4h)
We've switched Kurt's epilepsy medication with LSD tablets. Let's watch what happens...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2017 08:09 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 04, 2017 08:10 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 04, 2017 08:10 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: wooga at December 04, 2017 08:10 PM (Kn4ua)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 08:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2017 08:10 PM (O5Q3r)
Of course, she's a hypocrite, insane and, now, dangerous, so that's probably not going to happen.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 04, 2017 08:10 PM (H8S+R)
And that other scrunty "comedienne" called our Sarah a trollop.
They really are batshit crazy.
They really need a visit from the Secret Service, and not particularly secretly, either. Perp walk?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 08:10 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 04, 2017 08:06 PM (z/Ubi)
Guy's curling, at least for now.
There's a cute little hammer icon on the scoreboard to show how has the hammer.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:11 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2017 08:11 PM (/tuJf)
Y'know, when the (u)ACA was passed on straight party line vote. That steaming excremental legislation contained the requirement that henceforth one was required by federal edict (i.e., at the point of a gun) to purchase crapass health "insurance".
As ever, the brain leftoid horde of dumbshits are waaaay late to the party.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at December 04, 2017 08:11 PM (7flPD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2017 08:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2017 08:11 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 04, 2017 08:11 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 04, 2017 08:11 PM (h1jJh)
This Kurt Eichenwald guy is mentally ill.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:11 PM (nBr1j)
"For all the strong men to be thrown out, and enlightened peaceful leaders to arise."
Sorry, toots. Eight years of Barry was all the nation could survive. You'll have to cuddle with the poor, depressed (rich!) latest pajama boy you married.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:11 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at December 04, 2017 08:11 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 04, 2017 08:12 PM (nUkMr)
That was Boutros Boutros Ghali.
Posted by: wooga at December 04, 2017 08:12 PM (Kn4ua)
Posted by: Rosie O'Fat at December 04, 2017 08:12 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: porg herder at December 04, 2017 08:12 PM (TlvUt)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:12 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:12 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: 5/8 Mex at December 04, 2017 08:11 PM (qQk+U)
That's what you'd call "peak oils."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:12 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2017 08:12 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2017 08:13 PM (kiHb6)
What are the odds that she slips on a spot of tea, naked?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:13 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 04, 2017 08:13 PM (h1jJh)
Just askin'.
'Cause I ain't.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 08:13 PM (7UW64)
--
Star Trek reruns.
I'm cool as well.
Classic Tom Baker Dr. Who.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2017 08:13 PM (oVJmc)
Yes. People in blue cities especially should leave the country.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2017 08:13 PM (sdi6R)
A friend sent me part of the Eichenwald ravings earlier.
I especially like the delusional, inverted part about (presumably) GOP voters voting "tribally". Wow.
I know it's boring, but once again I point out that these people are just stupid. Not much more to it than that, really.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2017 08:13 PM (QDnY+)
Buying guns is always a good idea. That 12 gauge o/u is still on sale at classic firearms....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:13 PM (xJa6I)
There is one pundit, not sure, some lefty who said he'd protest the tax cut by giving anything he got back because of the cut to charity.
Yeah, that'll show em! Imagine the horror that would result if we all did that!!!!
Kinda the point of the tax break there, jack: you can help people better than government.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 08:13 PM (39g3+)
Staff: "YUGE. And it's rent-free!"
Trump: "Sounds good."
...currently unoccupied, containing nary a thought or idea.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at December 04, 2017 08:13 PM (7flPD)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:12 PM (nBr1j)
---
I'm fairly agnostic, but if there are athletic college women in ponytails and fitted clothes then yeah, I'll give it a shot.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (xJa6I)
That was Boutros Boutros Ghali.
Ahem.
Posted by: Kurt Waldheim at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:12 PM (nBr1j)
Curling is awesome!
Oh hai there cutting to women's curling.
The giant Tim Horton's cups in the ice are mean since the nearest Timmy's is hundreds of miles away.
HARD HARD HARD HARD
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Gomer Pyle at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 04, 2017 08:03 PM (IWbvi)
Correction: she's emotionally attached to OUR being tax slaves. She herself is on the phone to her CPA trying to avoid taxes as much as possible.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: hand writing expert at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (N3JsI)
WTF's stopping you, Rick? Go for it!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 08:13 PM (39g3+)
Exactly!
Well said, Christopher.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:12 PM (nBr1j)
Hey, darlin', some of us is norther than you....
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (oVJmc)
And very tight pants. Not that I noticed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (39g3+)
That was Boutros Boutros Ghali.
Ahem.
Posted by: Kurt Waldheim at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (fuK7c)
Shouldn't that have Kurt Kurt Waldheim?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (MTjB1)
If PDT enacts rate cuts, anything short of the sun not coming up the next day creates a yuge credibility problem.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (JyFLk)
Upon further reflection, I'll say Rosie and Louise Mensch could have crazy, crazy, crazy children together, if Olbermann agrees to be their sperm donor.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (dEQP3)
Stop it, you're turning me on.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing.
So there's plenty of room for a tumor then
Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2017 08:13 PM (kiHb6)
Wrong O'Donnell. But then again...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 04, 2017 08:16 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2017 08:16 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: pep at December 04, 2017 08:16 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:16 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:16 PM (ZRC8N)
That was Boutros Boutros Ghali.
Ahem.
Posted by: Kurt Waldheim at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (fuK7c)
Shouldn't that have Kurt Kurt Waldheim?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (YqDXo)
"I like the cut of his jib, the cut of his jib"
- - Sirhan "two times" Sirhan
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:17 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:17 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:12 PM (nBr1j)
Hey, darlin', some of us is norther than you....
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (7UW64)
But do you get curling, eh?
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:17 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 08:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (xJa6I)
Because, if she used her own pic we would all turn to stone.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 04, 2017 08:17 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 04, 2017 08:13 PM (h1jJh)
May I suggest Somalia? Because if they don't move there, I will assume it's because of racism.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2017 08:16 PM (MTjB1)<<<
There's sammiches in curling?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 04, 2017 08:17 PM (1LOcx)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2017 08:13 PM (QDnY+)
Wait, isn't that cultural appropriation? If we can't call 'em Redskins, then they can't call us a tribe, dammit.
Nanny nanny boo boo.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 08:17 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:15 PM (YqDXo)
"I like the cut of his jib, the cut of his jib"
- - Sirhan "two times" Sirhan
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:17 PM (mbhDw)
Nicely, Nicely done.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:18 PM (xJa6I)
MY GOD ITS FULL OF STARS
or
WHATS THE FREQUENCY KENNETH
or
YOU CHOSE UNWISELY
or
TAKE OFF AND NUKE IT FROM ORBIT
there is a lot to be said in response to this. We should stretch our minds and set phasers on MOCK
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2017 08:18 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 04, 2017 08:18 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:16 PM (ZRC8N)
didn't her kid leave home as soon as she could?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:18 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 04, 2017 08:18 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: x at December 04, 2017 08:18 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2017 08:18 PM (kiHb6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:14 PM (xJa6I)
Because, if she used her own pic we would all turn to stone.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 04, 2017 08:17 PM (T71PA)
Good point.
She has gorgon blood.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:18 PM (xJa6I)
Nicely, Nicely done.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:18 PM (xJa6I)
"Sit down. You're rocking the boat."
- - Stubby Kaye
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)
Same Demo-douche Mark Steyn ripped last week is on Tucker's set.
Posted by: logprof
Goodstein is a regular "designated douche."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2017 08:18 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (y8m+O)
He looked like Grady from "Sanford and Son".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (nUkMr)
-- ROSIE (@Rosie) December 2, 2017
I love it when America-hating lefty scum call people "traitors". It's too funny. There's little the Western left hates more than America.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2017 08:16 PM (MTjB1)
Wii girl curling ... hmmm. NFL, you're done. We got something MUCH better.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (YqDXo)
Bing Jennifer Jones curler
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:16 PM (GsAUU)
I do believe they were just showing her.
I cannot wait to see what the Norwegian men's team is wearing for pants in the Olympics.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (Pqytn)
"Meh. We get to keep some of our money."
What would get us excited is a Flat Tax or the Fair Tax, where we get to keep some of our money and more of our liberty.
A tax system that doesn't start with the premise that we are all just the government's dancing monkeys, with a tax system that sets up people like Lois Lerner as apparatchiks in an American Gulag.
Posted by: Minuteman at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (A3b6q)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:17 PM (nBr1j)
Ayep. I've smacked a knee on ice a time or two (or 4,000).
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (8gDQu)
Look on the bright side: it proves that they DO understand the concept.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (RtQsb)
Posted by: rifraf at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (RiEBD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Monk at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:18 PM (hMwEB)
Her oldest, an adopted son named Parker, headed off to the Citadel much to her chagrin.
One of her adopted daughters fled as soon as she was of age.
Imagine the hell hole being raised by that angry, angry woman. And she was just allowed to adopt another infant.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Rosie O'Fat at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (y8m+O)
--Jennifer Jones is roughly my age, and hawt.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Abbie Normal at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (7uYFy)
Rosie is drunk again...
Posted by: HamiltonNJ at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (sCjDS)
Holy cfuk! I spit my damn drink you bastard. bwahahahaha...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (UaOJc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2017 08:21 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2017 08:21 PM (CEuol)
I love it when America-hating lefty scum call people "traitors". It's too funny. There's little the Western left hates more than America.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
It's like when they insult conservatives by calling them gay.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2017 08:21 PM (IqV8l)
After the holy hell my DH and I went through, I can't imagine how they approved a batshit crazy fool like that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 08:21 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: logprof
She appears to be rather intense, nay, angry.
Posted by: pep at December 04, 2017 08:21 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (y8m+O)
--Jennifer Jones is roughly my age, and hawt.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (GsAUU)
Jennifer Jones "Song of Bernadette" Jennifer Jones?
I believe she is dead. And/or old.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:21 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2017 08:21 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 04, 2017 08:21 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Monk at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (g4lFK)
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NO ONE GOOGLE THAT PHRASE
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:21 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: shibumi at December 04, 2017 08:03 PM (aT+Bx
When I was remotely fixing a student's computer I saw that he had a folder called hentai on his desktop.
I reported that to the assistant principal and told him he needs to confiscate the computer and bust the kid for prOn.
He asked me what was in the folder. I told him I wasn't going to look and he couldn't make me and he probably shouldn't either.
Later on he told me he wished he hadn't looked.
Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (vfC/C)
- - Sirhan "two times" Sirhan
I loved him in Glengarry Glen Ross.
Posted by: wooga at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (Kn4ua)
The Peruvian Team doesn't wear Pants.
Just culottes.
Just.
Culottes.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (kiHb6)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (QCX64)
Yes, of course.
You may, um, want to point it, you know, towards a door.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (QC/4S)
Oh hell yeah.
Try it. It is not easy, and it takes some serious muscles and balance.
And, there's more beer involved than in gymnastics.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:17 PM (nBr1j)
Ayep. I've smacked a knee on ice a time or two (or 4,000).
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (7UW64)
Then you beat me. So I resign the game.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (7UW64)
One more thing to like about PDT; he's got all the right enemies, and keeps pulling their chains.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (Ktb8D)
I smell a long-forgotten assless chaps reference...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 04, 2017 08:23 PM (1FhAQ)
Now that right there, THAT is a Christmas wish list item.
But wait...that's meany mean mean.
Pfffft. Oh, that's right- I don't care.
Sloppy sub-literate cake eating psychopath- don't need her, don't want her.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at December 04, 2017 08:23 PM (7flPD)
Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2017 08:21 PM (Pqytn)
And it's crewed by Assholes.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 04, 2017 08:23 PM (T71PA)
new title - clean sweep
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2017 08:23 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: x at December 04, 2017 08:23 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at December 04, 2017 08:23 PM (1L9V9)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (QC/4S)
Oh hell yeah.
Try it. It is not easy, and it takes some serious muscles and balance.
And, there's more beer involved than in gymnastics.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (7UW64)
There was a time when they would drink and smoke on the ice.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:23 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (8gDQu)
The object sits for the anthems, so that is something, no?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:23 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 04, 2017 08:23 PM (2sCft)
Nicely, Nicely done.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:18 PM (xJa6I)
"Sit down. You're rocking the boat."
- - Stubby Kaye
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:18 PM (mbhDw)
Now you got me nostalgic. Guys and Dolls was the last musical I ever did at the MSFT theatre troupe.
Looks like they got a lot of Damon Runyon for cheap on the Kindle. Time to spend some gift cards....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:24 PM (xJa6I)
new title - clean sweep
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2017 08:23 PM (MTjB1)
Jamaican curling team:
"Cool Sweepings."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 04, 2017 08:24 PM (ZZdXT)
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2017 08:20 PM (sdi6R)
A virtual crayon at that.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 04, 2017 08:24 PM (IWbvi)
THE FUCKING LETTERS U AND R - and in conjuction with the Crayola foundation.
Posted by: PBS at December 04, 2017 08:24 PM (wf3RQ)
Holy cfuk! I spit my damn drink you bastard. bwahahahaha...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December
well, happy to be of service.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2017 08:24 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 04, 2017 08:24 PM (r9UYA)
there's a book I saw a reference too, stories from children raised by gay parents
unhappy stories
It's called Jephthah's Children: The innocent casualties of same-sex parenting
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:25 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:25 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2017 08:25 PM (JpBi9)
I played Nathan Detroit for my summer camp production in 1975.
*very deep, nostalgic sigh*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:25 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Liberal nutjobs at December 04, 2017 08:25 PM (AI/Vm)
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:25 PM (ABjxW)
"Cool Sweepings."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)
"Really Stoned, Mahn"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:25 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:25 PM (ABjxW)
Embrace the healing power of and.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:26 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: pep at December 04, 2017 08:21 PM (LAe3v)
--Angry can be the best way.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:26 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:26 PM (ABjxW)
"Cool Sweepings."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:24 PM (mbhDw)
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Jennifer Lopez and Queen Latifa. Jamaican vs Mexican curling teams as a cultural-crossover comedy.
I'm not joking. They wouldn't do it, but that sort of thing would be fun.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:26 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:26 PM (nBr1j)
Preach it, brother.
Posted by: Twin Cities Daydrunk, pointing and laughing. at December 04, 2017 08:26 PM (7flPD)
Posted by: Liberal nutjobs
Sounds like a modest proposal.
Posted by: Jonathan Swift at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (7UW64)
There was a time when they would drink and smoke on the ice.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:23 PM (nBr1j)
beer drinking and smoking while participating in a "sport" - that screams athleticism
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:25 PM (ABjxW)
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Czech, please!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (y8m+O)
It won't end well.
Lopez was the Bjork Stalker back in the 1990s. If you google him, you've been warned.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (4ErVI)
What channel is this on?
I have a thing for the Italians.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (kiHb6)
I played Nathan Detroit for my summer camp production in 1975.
*very deep, nostalgic sigh*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:25 PM (mbhDw)
Nice!
I would have loved to play Nathan.
They ended up casting me as Lieutenant Brannigan.
I got no complaints. It was a great show, a great time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:26 PM (y8m+O)
Mexico would be a top curling nation but all their ace sweepers are here as illegals.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (8gDQu)
There is a wiki entry for Hentai. The meaning has become simply anime or cartoon porn. It says that in Japanese, the word "hentai" originally meant any kind of perverse or deviant sexual desire.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (8O3HH)
I cannot wait to see what the Norwegian men's team is wearing for pants in the Olympics.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:19 PM (dEQP3)
That is my favorite part of the Winter Olympics-that and the luge. The Norwegian Curling Team seem to enjoy their moment in the spotlight.
Posted by: moki at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (MTjB1)
The Peruvian Team doesn't wear Pants.
Just culottes.
Just.
Culottes.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (kiHb6)
The SF curling team wears only chaps.
Chaps wearing chaps, as it were.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Hentai Ryoiki at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (QC/4S)
The interviewer just asked the one men's team captain if he bought the beers after a loss yesterday.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:28 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books!
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So, I guess 'Jacobs New Dress' is right off of the Christmas list.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2017 08:28 PM (AI/Vm)
Cultural appropriation run amok.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:28 PM (I/iGu)
This merits submission to the AOSHQ All-Union Commissariat for Memes and Catch-phrases, for consideration in adding to the AOSHQ Official Style Book. Of course the normal review at the district and oblast level will be required, and the Presidium of the AOSHQ Politburo Executive Committee will have to approve any final decision.
But that's a keeper.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2017 08:28 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: x at December 04, 2017 08:28 PM (nFwvY)
I got no complaints. It was a great show, a great time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (xJa6I)
The year before I played Mr. Mcafee in "Bye Bye Birdie."
*even deeper sigh*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (y8m+O)
you people are killing me... Keep it up.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 04, 2017 08:28 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:28 PM (60v4h)
*very deep, nostalgic sigh*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:25 PM (mbhDw)
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JJ, I knew you were an actor, but you sing too?
Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (8gDQu)
Hence the old joke in California: why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the Olympics?
Because any Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in California.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (YqDXo)
And Wesson Oil.
And thongs.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 08:22 PM (7UW64)
No subjective scoring like Figure Skating or anything 'Freestyle.' HARD points baby.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (r9UYA)
seems like witchcraft
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (1LOcx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (YqDXo)
Borderline threatening, no?
She hopes to incite the like-minded.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (CEuol)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (MTjB1)
...or, maybe just a 'A Very Canadian West Side Story'?
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (kiHb6)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:17 PM (nBr1j)
In Mexico it is called "Chino"
Posted by: Juan Manuel Alvarez-Carrasco y Caxequil at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Hentai Ryoiki at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (e9G8E)
If hentai is long, I don't wanna be light...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (MTjB1)
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Skating on thin ice there, pal.
Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (QC/4S)
I have a thing for the Italians.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (kiHb6)
I'm watching through the Watch ESPN app. It's the 2017 Roar of the Rings.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:30 PM (dEQP3)
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Does this refer to liberals? If that's a promise, it's sounds awesome. Like a reversal from the usual state of things. I'd love for Rosie to not be afraid and then get bagged.
Posted by: Al Gore at December 04, 2017 08:30 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2017 08:30 PM (QDnY+)
Show us how mad you really are. Rend your clothing!
On second thought, never mind.
Posted by: ALH at December 04, 2017 08:30 PM (XIpsB)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2017 08:30 PM (CEuol)
I got no complaints. It was a great show, a great time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (xJa6I)
The year before I played Mr. Mcafee in "Bye Bye Birdie."
*even deeper sigh*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:28 PM (mbhDw)
Mmmm, Ann-Margret doing that opening song...
Better than women's curling any day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:30 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2017 08:30 PM (QCX64)
You would have liked my darts team when I was living in the islands. We drank a lot and smoked everything and never did any warm up.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2017 08:30 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (QC/4S)
ping pong
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:30 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Ecuadoran Curling Team at December 04, 2017 08:30 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2017 08:31 PM (vEl6a)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:27 PM (nBr1j)
I saw that movie. Can't remember anything about it, though.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:31 PM (8gDQu)
seems like witchcraft
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (hMwEB)
I guess it must, otherwise they're wasting a whole lot of effort.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2017 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:31 PM (60v4h)
Still, not as hypnotic as women's curling.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:31 PM (GsAUU)
seems like witchcraft
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (hMwEB)
Yes, it affects how much it curls and how far it slides. When the skip yells Hard, he wants the pebbling on the ice flattened so the stone will go straighter.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:31 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:28 PM (dEQP3)
...and he said that it's what he drinks during, after it's bourbon ?
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Word.
Posted by: Quintin Tarantino at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (5wCUq)
Mmmm, Ann-Margret doing that opening song...
Better than women's curling any day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:30 PM (xJa6I)
YUUUGE crush on her. Guy I worked with actually met her and worked on some sort of show with her back in the 70s and said she was an absolute doll. Consummate professional and really cared about the crew - "honestly sincere" you might say.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (IqV8l)
seems like witchcraft
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (hMwEB)
Hmmmm. Probably be better to spray methanol in front of the damned thing. /nerd
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (QC/4S)
Rhythmic gymnastics, synchronized diving, synchronized swimming, and about a thousand others, now.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Arthur Loadmore at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (PkIg+)
seems like witchcraft
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (hMwEB)
I guess it must, otherwise they're wasting a whole lot of effort.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2017 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
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It doesn't do anything. It's just the patriarchy trying to keep us down.
Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (QC/4S)
Womens gymnastics with the stupid ball or ribbons?
Posted by: Don Q. at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (vEl6a)
fool nobody - u tool - go to hell - we r not afraid of u #TrumpTreason
I'm not sure whether to call the Secret Service or Alcoholics Anonymous.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (QC/4S)
ping pong
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:30 PM (ABjxW)
no, don't think so, gotta be sharp and fast
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (QC/4S)
Sure, I'll admit to "Obama birther doubts" but FFS, I didn't spend over a year after the election in over the top drama skrewl certifiably mentally ill histrionics.
We're going to have to start adding Lithium to the water at certain residences. And not let those people vote.
Or convince them that Trump has hacked the voting machines, and that the only way to Resist is to NOT vote since 59% of the Democrat votes will be automatically switched to Trump.
/yeah, I bet 4chan could convince people that is true.
Posted by: shibumi at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:23 PM (nBr1j)<<<
Pfft.
Posted by: John Daly - golfer, athlete at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (1LOcx)
Posted by: Arthur Loadmore at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (PkIg+)
Turning?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (xJa6I)
That sentence has to be obscene. Somehow.
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:33 PM (ABjxW)
Still, not as hypnotic as women's curling.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:31 PM (GsAUU)
Please send $10000 US via Western Union to our training facility in Lagos so we can afford refrigerator. And remain blessed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:33 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2017 08:33 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2017 08:18 PM (2K6fY)
I think a simple "LOL" and "WUT" scrawled over her tweets in the same fashion would be a good start.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 04, 2017 08:33 PM (5sQ8t)
And younger. Like a cake I can admire and know is delicious, but cannot eat. Or a mountain that is beautiful but I cannot climb.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 08:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:33 PM (dEQP3)
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In fairness, most of the Southerners initially thought we were talking about something else.
Safe for work:
http://bblunt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/1.jpg
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:33 PM (y8m+O)
Too much science and there'd be no lady curlers.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:33 PM (I/iGu)
It arouses the spirits in the stone.
The one screaming then negotiates with those spirits to effect lateral movement.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2017 08:33 PM (kiHb6)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (QC/4S)
Womens gymnastics with the stupid ball or ribbons?
Posted by: Don Q. at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (NgKpN)
no, don't think so, that requires agility, balance, strength and coordination
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:33 PM (QC/4S)
Mmmm, Ann-Margret doing that opening song...
Better than women's curling any day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:30 PM (xJa6I)
YUUUGE crush on her. Guy I worked with actually met her and worked on some sort of show with her back in the 70s and said she was an absolute doll. Consummate professional and really cared about the crew - "honestly sincere" you might say.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (mbhDw)
She's a total package then.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (tbOMB)
Mmmm, Ann-Margret doing that opening song...
Better than women's curling any day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:30 PM (xJa6I)
YUUUGE crush on her. Guy I worked with actually met her and worked on some sort of show with her back in the 70s and said she was an absolute doll. Consummate professional and really cared about the crew - "honestly sincere" you might say.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (mbhDw)
BEST rendition of 'Baby its Cold Outside'?
Brian Setzer (of Stray Cats), and Anne Margaret
Posted by: Don Q. at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (NgKpN)
no, don't think so, gotta be sharp and fast
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (QC/4S)
That's why I never made the team. Beer in hand ping pong was probably the wrong training regimen.
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (ABjxW)
Fun fact - in Peruvia, they play using Serbian bochi rules.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (fA1SL)
How many times have I told not to speak without permission, slave.
You know what that means. Assume the position. I'm going to try out my new under-shaft chain saw attachment.
Posted by: Mistress Malevola at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (QC/4S)
There used to be those "walking" races but I think they finally shitcanned those. They were funny.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (JyFLk)
Hentai. Sounds like Andrea Mitchell wearing old Al's cravat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (mbhDw)
Don't tell Rosie; I think that may overload her circuits...which already appear quite frayed.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (phyXb)
Call the happy home with their special long sleeved jackets
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 08:33 PM (39g3+)
I'm glad you stopped before mentioning a horse you cannot mount.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2017 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (JyFLk)
Co-starring Annie Sprinkle: "Pee the Leg and Tell Me It's Raining."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:35 PM (mbhDw)
Yes, please do. The socialist paradise of Venezuela awaits you. It's everything Comrade Bernie promised and more
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2017 08:35 PM (SiINZ)
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John Daly - A REAL American
Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2017 08:35 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:35 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Monk at December 04, 2017 08:35 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (/tuJf)
How many times have I told not to speak without permission, slave.
You know what that means. Assume the position. I'm going to try out my new under-shaft chain saw attachment.
Posted by: Mistress Malevola at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (8O3HH)
Heh. You said 'under-shaft'....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (60v4h)
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Like the also-ran male pro tennis player who was f*cking around and stomped the worldbeater Venus sisters a few years ago.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:33 PM (QC/4S)
That doesn't make it a sport. Bobbing for apples at the pro level requires a lot of skill and talent ... but it isn't a sport. Well, no more than soccer.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (8gDQu)
Yes. It affects the kitties too:
https://youtu.be/evNi4_2qHPY
Posted by: Hands Solo at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:35 PM (QC/4S)
Cup-stacking. Now THAT is a real sport.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2017 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
When it's dark and frozen cold for weeks on end, you tend to get a bit "creative".
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: shibumi at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (aT+Bx)
You joke, but I swear I read about that being seriously proposed, some years back, lithium in the water supply. I laughed it off at the time; not so much now. Maybe start with the college towns.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (Vb4BV)
Heh. You said 'under-shaft'....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (xJa6I)
Mrs. Roundtree?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (60v4h)
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Jesse Jackson caught a lot of grief for that not too long ago.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (mbhDw)
I want to see fur.
Posted by: Line from Full Metal Jacket at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (GsAUU)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (ZRC8N)
Or Rosie Greer, same outfit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2017 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
The origin came about because someone in northern Canada ordered a shuffleboard set and couldn't quite figure out how to use it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (vEl6a)
Rosie, in response to the sounds of her children coloring.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:16 PM (ZRC8N)
More like the kids are digging escape tunnels like in the Great Escape
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (SiINZ)
I want to see fur.
Posted by: Line from Full Metal Jacket at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (GsAUU)
"...with a hint of early morning dew."
Ya gotta finish the line, dude.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (fA1SL)
Heh. You said 'under-shaft'....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (xJa6I)
Mrs. Roundtree?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (mbhDw)
Shut yo mouth...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:38 PM (xJa6I)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (ZRC8N)
Damn Jane, which of us pissed you off? If it was me, I'll send lemon bars through the port for an apology.
Posted by: moki at December 04, 2017 08:38 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (60v4h)
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Jesse Jackson caught a lot of grief for that not too long ago.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (y8m+O)
walking, not hustling.
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:38 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (mbhDw)
Slip n Slide. Downhill. Contestants are naked and greased up, and there are obstacles. Like mine fields.
I have a vivid imagination.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:38 PM (ZRC8N)
originally it was a frozen haddock.
Wait .. no .. that was hockey.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:38 PM (60v4h)
I imagine Florida would be well resented on the national team.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (I/iGu)
Well, I resent Florida for many reasons.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:38 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2017 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
--I think curling originated in Scotland.
So, whiskey.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:38 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (ABjxW)
You just know alcohol was involved. Either they ran out and got really bored, or they got tanked up and decided to take the cast iron out for a spin on the ice. No doubt the guy who thought of the brooms was some sort of genius. Probably gay, too, NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2017 08:38 PM (Vb4BV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvpKouRTCx0
Posted by: Under Fire at December 04, 2017 08:38 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:33 PM (QC/4S)
That doesn't make it a sport. Bobbing for apples at the pro level requires a lot of skill and talent ... but it isn't a sport. Well, no more than soccer.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (8gDQu)
Soccer is acting school with drunk spectators and lots of trotting. If it weren't for penalty kicks it would just be jogging with weird balls. (That didn't quite come out right...)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 04, 2017 08:39 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (Vb4BV)
Miranda.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 04, 2017 08:39 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (mbhDw)
Slip n Slide. Downhill. Contestants are naked and greased up, and there are obstacles. Like mine fields.
I have a vivid imagination.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:38 PM (ZRC8N)
Three-legged race. Mixed doubles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 08:39 PM (fA1SL)
And thongs.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (oVJmc)
One of my more (less really) inspired comments was telling a girlfriend while I was giving her a foot rub with lotion that I really liked doing that because it meant she couldn't run away so fast on my linoleum floors.
'Cause I'm romantic like that.
*sigh* She just asked why I had to say that sort of crap
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2017 08:39 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: moki at December 04, 2017 08:38 PM (V+V4
Heh. I'll make it up later and send you some bourbon balls thru the USB port.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:39 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:39 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (fA1SL)
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Steggles. Snappy dresser.
Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2017 08:39 PM (UoSKV)
I have a vivid imagination.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:38 PM (ZRC8N)
May I pick the contestants oh please oh please oh please?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:40 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:40 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 04, 2017 08:40 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at December 04, 2017 08:40 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:40 PM (dEQP3)
I would like to see you pick the obstacles too. Heh.
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:40 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:40 PM (dEQP3)
Yes! Could you submit your names now, please?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:40 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:39 PM (mbhDw)<<<
What about singles?
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at December 04, 2017 08:40 PM (1LOcx)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:40 PM (dEQP3)
Naked ottoman dude from the art thread and Tubby Riefenstahl...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:41 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (Vb4BV)
There was an article in some science trade magazine a few months back that discussed providing lithium to everyone. Some researches and psychiatrists were discussing the increasing rates of mental illness in the general population, and were throwing out possible solutions. THey all seemed to like this one. I wish I could remember the source, it was an interesting article. I just don't think dosing everyone with a heavy metal is a particularly good idea.
Posted by: moki at December 04, 2017 08:41 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: shibumi
They might try it, and I wouldn't bet against it.
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2017 08:41 PM (yM/Yl)
* pours a fellow Wodehouse fan a healthy vodka *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 08:41 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:41 PM (60v4h)
"For all the strong men to be thrown out, and enlightened peaceful leaders to arise."
Sorry, toots. Eight years of Barry was all the nation could survive. You'll have to cuddle with the poor, depressed (rich!) latest pajama boy you married.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:11 PM (ZRC8N)
Who's gonna throw the strong men out???? Even stronger men???
Does she not see the fault in her plan?
Weaklings Rise! Together we can throw the accumulated power of strong men.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 04, 2017 08:41 PM (3J424)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at December 04, 2017 08:41 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:41 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2017 08:42 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:40 PM (ZRC8N)
Hmmm. Now I am torn between whom I want to see naked and greased up and who I want to see get hurled into the Pit of Misery.
Dilly dilly!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:42 PM (dEQP3)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (ZRC8N)
Sporting a strap on modeled on Jodie Foster's fist.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 04, 2017 08:42 PM (IWbvi)
More like the kids are digging escape tunnels like in the Great Escape
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2017 08:37 PM (SiINZ)
Then they'll be captured and mown down by the Trump SS!!1!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2017 08:42 PM (vEl6a)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:42 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2017 08:39 PM (2K6fY)
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That seems like pretty standard guy stuff, honestly. Clever Horde-guy stuff, maybe, but the sort of thing that decently funny and smart guys would say when being charming and goofy.
I fully approve.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:42 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at December 04, 2017 08:41 PM (IYHxL)
We were doing just fine until you forced us back on-topic.
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:42 PM (ABjxW)
Almost wrote "Sarlac pit."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:42 PM (mbhDw)
His show is professional political wrestling.
Gotta be fake.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:42 PM (I/iGu)
As a mount.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (60v4h)
Fun fact - in Peruvia, they play using Serbian bochi rules.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 08:34 PM (fA1SL)
So RPGs are involved?
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Monk at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:31 PM (60v4h)
In Peruvia the cast of the "stone" down the "sheet" is done over-hand
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Liberal nutjobs at December 04, 2017 08:25 PM (AI/Vm)
Just the fat ones. And the uggos. Otherwise, he might run out of Mish to grab.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:41 PM (60v4h)
Speed shooting on horse back.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 08:41 PM (fA1SL)
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Cheers!
Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (LiyEm)
Including his kids in it is a nice touch.
Go long on straight jackets.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (ZgKFD)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (dEefA)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2017 08:39 PM (2K6fY)
To have a shot at keeping your man card?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2017 08:44 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: rickl
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Scots, of course. There may have been alcohol involved.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2017 08:44 PM (AI/Vm)
Fingerpaint.
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:44 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:44 PM (ZRC8N)
I just don't think dosing everyone with a heavy metal is a particularly good idea.
Posted by: moki
Did wonders for Ozzy Osbourne.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2017 08:44 PM (IqV8l)
As a mount.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (60v4h)
Kinky
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:44 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2017 08:44 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at December 04, 2017 08:41 PM (IYHxL)
https://youtu.be/NP7Lixcc_jQ
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:44 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (ZgKFD)
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I think long is going to be the wrong size for Rosie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at December 04, 2017 08:45 PM (y8m+O)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 08:45 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2017 08:45 PM (Vb4BV)
As a mount.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (60v4h)
I can neither confirm or deny.
Also I am reading these to him over the phone right now.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:45 PM (dEQP3)
Heh. I'll make it up later and send you some bourbon balls thru the USB port.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:39 PM (ZRC8N)
Mmmmm. Bourbon.
Contestants for the Downhill Naked Slip and Slide Obstacle Course:
Do they have to be nasty people, or could we pick someone who is easy on the eyes? 'Cause if it's a safe obstacle course, I vote for Jason Momoa. You're welcome, fellow ettes.
Posted by: moki at December 04, 2017 08:45 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (LiyEm)
Ms Delany is pretty much always hot. I never saw an episode of China Beach, but I remember at the time thinking "That woman is hot!" for the commercials.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2017 08:45 PM (ZgKFD)
What's new?
Posted by: logprof
At some point they are going to learn .... nah
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2017 08:45 PM (yM/Yl)
Beach volleyball is the equivalent, Its not about the sport at all. Nobody even cares who wins or loses.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 08:45 PM (39g3+)
=
like golf - semi-sport, not a full sport
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:39 PM (QC/4S)
Include darts, you've got a non-athletic trifecta.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:45 PM (YqDXo)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (ZRC8N)
Actually, she starred in a BDSM oriented buddy cop movie in the early 90s with Dan Ackroyd.
One of them wore assless chaps.
Exit to Eden, maybe?
You're welcome.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2017 08:45 PM (NyJwR)
Rosie, in response to the sounds of her children coloring.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:16 PM (ZRC8N)
I'll take "Things Rosie has never said to a man" for $1000 Allex.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at December 04, 2017 08:45 PM (3J424)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 04, 2017 08:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (r9UYA)
I think in Japan they still do a samurai type competition of archery on horseback
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:46 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2017 08:46 PM (LiyEm)
Mine field
Punji pit
Any others?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:44 PM (ZRC8N)
My Pillow pit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:46 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2017 08:43 PM (LiyEm)
Ms Delany is pretty much always hot. I never saw an episode of China Beach, but I remember at the time thinking "That woman is hot!" for the commercials.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2017 08:45 PM (ZgKFD)
She is. Bat-shit crazy, IIRC, but smokin' hot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:46 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:46 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2017 08:46 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2017 08:46 PM (NyJwR)
Lithium is a very light metal, actually. Atomic number 3. H, He, Lithium.
Posted by: Mistress Malevola at December 04, 2017 08:46 PM (8O3HH)
Enlightened-in-the-loafers did not work out so well for us.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2017 08:46 PM (QTZZW)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (ZRC8N)
Actually, she starred in a BDSM oriented buddy cop movie in the early 90s with Dan Ackroyd.
One of them wore assless chaps.
Exit to Eden, maybe?
You're welcome.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2017 08:45 PM (NyJwR)
Book was better.
And more gay.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:47 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 04, 2017 08:47 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 08:47 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 04, 2017 08:48 PM (+a3Rc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:41 PM (60v4h)
Speed shooting on horse back.
Posted by: Under Fire
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Two-man team Ax Throwing, and catching, with bonus points for each beer consumed during the event.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2017 08:48 PM (AI/Vm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:48 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2017 08:48 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:48 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Bryan at December 04, 2017 08:48 PM (neN0y)
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2017 08:45 PM (Vb4BV)
They need the economy and wealth to improve before they swoop in to feed again.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (IWbvi)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2017 08:42 PM (QCX64)
"Women with Brooms: the Feminist Air Force Story," starring Squadron Leader Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 04, 2017 08:47 PM (kufk0)
It's Japanese for 'perverted'. Basically animated sex and kink from Japan.
Fun stuff, sometimes.
Nightmare fuel, other times.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (xJa6I)
She's still got it in terms of hotness. She's in a netflix show called Hand of God. Like the rest of us, she's getting older. Still hot though. Very hot.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (H5knJ)
=
like golf - semi-sport, not a full sport
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:39 PM (QC/4S)
Include darts, you've got a non-athletic trifecta.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:45 PM (YqDXo)
no, darts and pool are in a separate pseudo-sport category
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (QC/4S)
http://celebritynudecentury.blogspot.com/search?q=Dana+Delany
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (I/iGu)
Just needs more slope.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:46 PM (I/iGu)
GFY.
Posted by: Vinko Bogataj at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (sdi6R)
The Daryl Games
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Bryan at December 04, 2017 08:48 PM (neN0y)
Just try sticking your finger in one.
Posted by: Little Dutch Boy at December 04, 2017 08:50 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 04, 2017 08:47 PM (kufk0)
It's Japanese for 'perverted'. Basically animated sex and kink from Japan.
Fun stuff, sometimes.
Nightmare fuel, other times.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (xJa6I)
Yeah. Some things once seen can never be unseen. *shudders*
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 04, 2017 08:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:46 PM (ZRC8N)
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No, she would ride the Shetland Pony of the economics stable, Tiny Jobs man Robert Reich.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2017 08:50 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at December 04, 2017 08:50 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2017 08:50 PM (oVJmc)
CMP 1911 Information
To all CMP constituents:
The CMP Board of Directors has discussed at length how the sales of 1911s would be handled, if the CMP were to ever receive them from the United States Army.
Some preliminary decisions:
1. Decisions concerning the grade and pricing of the 1911s will not be made until inspection has occurred of a substantial quantity which will take an estimated 150 days post receipt.
2. All laws pertaining to the sale of 1911s by CMP will be strictly obeyed.
3. Potential purchasers will have to provide to CMP a new set of documents exhibiting: 1) proof of U.S. Citizenship, 2) proof of membership in a CMP affiliated club, 3) proof of participation in a marksmanship activity, 4) a new form 2A with notary, 5) successful completion of a NICS background check, 6) a signed copy of the 01 Federal Firearms License in which the 1911 will be transferred to.
4. The CMP customer will be required to complete a form 4473 in person and successfully complete another NICS check by the recipient FFL holder before the pistol can be transferred.
5. Qualified CMP customer will only be allowed to purchase one 1911 per calendar year.
6. No 1911s available in the CMP stores, or on line, only mail order sales.
7. CMP will set the date in which it will accept orders for the 1911s. The date will be posted to the world.
8. Orders will only be accepted via mail order delivery.
9. Orders will only be accepted post marked on the date or after, no early orders.
10. Once CMP receives 10,000 orders, customer names will be loaded into the Random Number Generator.
11. The Random Number Generator will provide a list of names in sequence order through a random picking process to CMP.
12. Customers will be contacted in the sequence provided by the Random Number Generator.
13. When the customer is contacted a list of 1911 grades and pricing options that are available will be offered for selection of one.
14. As CMP proceeds down the sequenced list less grade and pricing options will be available. Again, this done completely random.
Mark Johnson
Chief Operating Officer
Civilian Marksmanship Program
www.thecmp.org
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:51 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 04, 2017 08:51 PM (JyFLk)
The Daryl Games
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (hMwEB)
I approve of this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:51 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 08:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:51 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (xJa6I)
When the Japanese call something "perverted" you know it's got to be totally fvcked up!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:51 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2017 08:50 PM (oVJmc)
No
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2017 08:51 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2017 08:51 PM (NbRJx)
We continue our sporting tour of be-sweatered England with lawn bowling, croquet, cricket, skeet, and fox-hunting.
I vote for Olympic overhand jarts.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2017 08:51 PM (9q8u1)
It's not the tax bill per se, it's that TRUMP WON!
This cements it in their imaginations.
It's no longer just that he won the election... They could deny their way out of that for a while.
It's that he's now imposing his will with relative impunity, and they're powerless to stop it until at least the midterms.
(hehehehe... I love it)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (I/iGu)
In
fairness, when a fat, ugly slob like Rosie calls out the president on
social media, it behooves all of us to keep an eye on those close to Rosie so she doesn't murder them in their sleep and eat them.
Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (RtQsb)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (GsAUU)
The Daryl Games
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (hMwEB)<<<
What about Larry, and his other brother Daryl?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (1LOcx)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (QC/4S)
Close, but not quite.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (I/iGu)
There is manga hentai as well.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (QC/4S)
With chess?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (YqDXo)
I'm assuming this is the first thing Ms. O'Donnell has done with her Wacom tablet since she bought it eight years ago.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (ZRC8N)
a subgenre of the Japanese genres of manga and anime, characterized by overtly sexualized characters and sexually explicit images and plots.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (8O3HH)
Eichenwald has a head like a
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2017 08:44 PM (LiyEm)
FIFY!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (s6n97)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 08:51 PM (39g3+)
You sound like a lesbian trapped in a man's body
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Arthur Loadmore at December 04, 2017 08:53 PM (PkIg+)
I'm amazed that women aren't all lesbian
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 08:51 PM (39g3+)
That's what we've been trying to tell you.
Posted by: Third-wave feminists at December 04, 2017 08:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (QC/4S)
With chess?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (YqDXo)
chess is not a sport
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:53 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 04, 2017 08:53 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2017 08:51 PM (9q8u1)
While hurtling headlong on a Slip 'n Slide.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 04, 2017 08:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2017 08:53 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (ZRC8N)
----
Like Human Chess at Versailles, but with a mine field and wild dogs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2017 08:50 PM (oVJmc)
Wait - wut?
I thought that was the "Queen of Lice."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Arthur Loadmore at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (PkIg+)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (QC/4S)
Bowling - sport or not?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (hMwEB)
Bowling is a sport. Many people's perception is a bunch of out of shape people drinking beer and smoking cigars. The same could be said of Saturday softball leagues. The pro bowlers are on a whole different level than the recreational level. The thing that no one can see is the oil pattern on the lane. The amount of oil and the length of the pattern dictates how you play the lanes. I've bowled on some of the pro shots. I'm a scratch (200+ average) on house shots. I've never been able to average more than a 178 on pro shots. The pros average more than 225 on the same shots.So, the pros are like MLB players, and the recreational guys are like the Saturday softball guys. A huge world of difference.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (gEvQ8)
BTW, Mittens tweeted something about Trump shouldn't have endorsed Roy Moore. It's better to lose an election than have someone like Moore ruin the party. Odd, I don't remember Mittens saying word one about Franken or Conyers.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (SiINZ)
---
1. I think you've insulted schizophrenia patients
2. To me, it looks more like something done by an 8 year old who is mad because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. Or whatever causes 8 year olds to melt down.
Posted by: shibumi at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (ZRC8N)
----
Like Human Chess at Versailles, but with a mine field and wild dogs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (qJtVm)
THIS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (ZRC8N)
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:49 PM (QC/4S)
With chess?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:52 PM (YqDXo)
chess is not a sport
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:53 PM (QC/4S)
Neither are darts or pool.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (YqDXo)
Why use boring old red and blue poles on the slalom runs? Instead, use a cutout of Whoa Fat! Then, he gets whacked every time a skier goes by.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2017 08:55 PM (hlyu5)
-------------
Only God can create a random number.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2017 08:55 PM (AI/Vm)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (QC/4S)
--Which is why it's absurd that there are separate men's and women's chess.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:55 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Arthur Loadmore at December 04, 2017 08:55 PM (PkIg+)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (QC/4S)
Rosie says the same thing about Twitter.
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:55 PM (ABjxW)
That's what the internet says -- this porno anime and cartoon definition is something of late, and more "international" use of the japanese word.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 08:55 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (YqDXo)
thusly pseudo
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:55 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2017 08:56 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (ABjxW)
The Redneck Games!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 04, 2017 08:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2017 08:51 PM (9q8u1)
While hurtling headlong on a Slip 'n Slide.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 04, 2017 08:53 PM (NWiLs)
It would be fun, like a shooting gallery.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 04, 2017 08:56 PM (T71PA)
How old are Mitt's Spirit Wives?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:56 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: t-bird
Fox hunting is a legit sport. It takes a lot of upper body strength to beat those SJW disruptors.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 04, 2017 08:56 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2017 08:56 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at December 04, 2017 08:56 PM (Kn4ua)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 08:56 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (QC/4S)
Rosie says the same thing about Twitter.
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:55 PM (ABjxW)
i think twitter feed filed harassment and abuse after that display
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:56 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:56 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2017 08:57 PM (IqV8l)
-------------
Only God can create a random number.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-----------
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
—Robert R. Coveyou
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2017 08:57 PM (AI/Vm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:57 PM (ZRC8N)
Wait - is the microphone on on my computer?
Skill at an activity sport. Chess players are enormously skilled, MUCH more than bowlers, yet chess is not a sport.
Bowling ~ darts ~ pool in terms of athletic skill required.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 08:57 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:57 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 04, 2017 08:53 PM (1FhAQ)
I, too, would like a lamb kebab and RPG.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:57 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:55 PM (GsAUU)
i agree
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:57 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2017 08:57 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 08:58 PM (fA1SL)
I think it might be true. Is there some special scholarship I can get? Maybe a government grant...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 08:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 04, 2017 08:58 PM (JyFLk)
When I bowl I throw the ball OVER the oil. If you can't get the ball at least halfway down the lane in the air then you need to move to a less physical activity.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:58 PM (8gDQu)
"He could have been a free man"
They ended the show with the hero going to jail.
What the hell kind of a show is that?
Posted by: Arthur Loadmore at December 04, 2017 08:58 PM (PkIg+)
Now there's a sport for real men.
Or a sport for bored, drunken Russians.
I'm not sure which one.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:58 PM (I/iGu)
Mine field
Punji pit
Any others?
----
Yanomami with blow guns.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 04, 2017 08:58 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 08:59 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:59 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2017 08:36 PM (Vb4BV)
They were proposing something like that in Germany, but SSRIs, so the citizens would be more accepting of the migrants. More like sitting ducks and victims of the migrants. Anyway, don't most people drink bottled & purified water? Therefore, We'd be showering in SSRI water only.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 08:59 PM (phyXb)
She's just another of those charming Hollywood leftists. Remember when Alec Baldwin called for the murder of Henry Hyde and his wife and children?
Posted by: pst314 at December 04, 2017 08:59 PM (IHMOG)
Posted by: logprof
-------------
Vic was a camel driver for the Three Wise Men.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2017 08:59 PM (AI/Vm)
Posted by: wooga at December 04, 2017 08:59 PM (Kn4ua)
Olbermann and Rosie could have crazy, crazy children together.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:09 PM (I/iGu)
What makes you think either one can produce viable sperm?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2017 09:00 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 09:00 PM (fA1SL)
Light metal. Lighter than everything except helium and hydrogen; atomic number 3.
Posted by: mikeski at December 04, 2017 09:00 PM (OH1RO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2017 08:59 PM (AI/Vm)
He even knew them back when they didn't know shit.
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 09:00 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 09:00 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 09:00 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: browndog at December 04, 2017 09:00 PM (bGMOs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 09:01 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 04, 2017 08:58 PM (JyFLk)
--Yes, and "she talks like a truck driver."
It was also a portent when he said "I fight back."
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:01 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 08:54 PM (ABjxW)
Motorbike racing with your naked ol' lady on the back?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 04, 2017 09:01 PM (e9G8E)
To astronomers, everything heavier that H and He is a "metal".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:01 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:55 PM (GsAUU)
I've never understood the rationale for that either. OK, chess players might run to puny, but even they can lift a chess piece with no problem. It isn't as though there are lighter pieces for women, or ladies' tees, or anything of that kind.
The reality: only men have the Asperger contingent who are 1) highly intelligent and 2) sufficiently driven and asocial as to spend every waking hour studying chess.
Kinda like grad school in a STEM subject, come to think of it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:01 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 08:57 PM (dEQP3)
Skyrim or Stardew Valley?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 04, 2017 09:02 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:02 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2017 08:11 PM (Pqytn)
In Eichenwald's case, it's "One Flew Out of the Cuck-oo's Nest".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2017 09:02 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 09:02 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2017 09:02 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 04, 2017 09:02 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:48 PM (ZRC8N)
Yes yes. We saw a two girls practicing at The Ben Avery range in AZ. They are fast on the trigger and very accurate.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 04, 2017 09:03 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 04, 2017 09:02 PM (z/Ubi)
Again with the healing power of and.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2017 09:03 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: moki
Chemistry teachers everywhere weep.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:03 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 08:41 PM (60v4h)
Isn't there some sort of pistol match, running from range to range, and being graded on shooting and running times? That would be fabulous.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2017 09:03 PM (2K6fY)
He even knew them back when they didn't know shit.
Posted by: Roy
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That's why he is the driver.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2017 09:03 PM (AI/Vm)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2017 09:02 PM (QCX64)
That's the start of a limerick.
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 09:03 PM (ABjxW)
just don't ask me come over and move heavy objects for you afterwards.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 04, 2017 09:04 PM (bZ7mE)
Look I like Boonie a lot, he's a great baseball guy. But managing? The Yankees?? They were really good last season and I saw them as world series contenders next year.
But now? Maybe post season.
Nationals should pick up Girardi.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2017 09:04 PM (7JbXq)
The reality: only men have the Asperger contingent who are 1) highly intelligent and 2) sufficiently driven and asocial as to spend every waking hour studying chess.
Kinda like grad school in a STEM subject, come to think of it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:01 PM (YqDXo)
--I got into this with my wife, who is a very good chess player who competed worldwide as a teen.
She said, "Well, guys can go out and play late at night in the city, but for girls it's more dangerous."
That's a societal problem, not a sexual difference.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:04 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 04, 2017 09:02 PM (JyFLk)
And Trump made that clear when Meghywyn asked him at the "debate" if he calls women "... blah blah blah ..." and trump replied, "Just one".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 09:04 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2017 09:04 PM (dEefA)
Interesting -- all the sub genres and classes of hentai.
"Yuri" = lesbo
"Nekomimi" = catgirl
"Futanari" = chick with dicks
The tentacle porn is a genre itself -- Only name given is that, and that Japanese word for it spelled out in Japanese characters.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:04 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 09:04 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2017 08:57 PM (oPNmq)
Those two might be able to make Guam tip over
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2017 09:05 PM (SiINZ)
If lithium is so light, then why are computer batteries so heavy?
Hmmm?!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:05 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Bill and Ted at December 04, 2017 09:05 PM (EzdLW)
I hear Gray Fox has a pickup truck he likes to loan out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2017 08:51 PM (9q8u1)
Two teams, one at each end, throwing toward each other.
No need for referees or other officials. Whoever walks out, wins.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:05 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 04, 2017 09:02 PM (JyFLk)
--Original audio linked in Comment #33.
One of the best rants of all time.
He even said he could send someone to steal Grossie's girlfriend away.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:06 PM (GsAUU)
The reality: only men have the Asperger contingent who are 1) highly intelligent and 2) sufficiently driven and asocial as to spend every waking hour studying chess.
Kinda like grad school in a STEM subject, come to think of it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:01 PM (YqDXo)
No, chess players don't have some grandmaster demanding 90 hours a week solving chess problems for him and holding their letter of recommendation over them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2017 09:06 PM (63DEl)
If lithium is so light, then why are computer batteries so heavy?
Hmmm?!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:05 PM (I/iGu)
Ions are extremely heavy?
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2017 09:06 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: moki
Chemistry teachers everywhere weep.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:03 PM (YqDXo)
Norwegian guitarists too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2017 09:06 PM (hcyUh)
The hell?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2017 08:03 PM (ZRC8N)
Shit I'm really late for this but what sort of irresponsible asshole lets this fat slob come within a zip code of a child after the previous waif was found, along with her therapy dog, in the shithole of some lowlife drug dealer? She has enough fucking jack to pay for people with more contact with reality than she possesses to keep shit like that from happening and provide someone sane for the child to interact with. I seriously wanted her horsewhipped after that.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2017 09:06 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:55 PM (GsAUU)
I'm not sure that it is absurd, but I am sure that very few people these days would want to discuss the point.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2017 09:06 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 09:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:06 PM (phyXb)
Olympic Air Hockey.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 09:07 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:07 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2017 09:06 PM (Vb4BV)
Exactly.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 09:07 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2017 09:07 PM (V2Yro)
Shuffleboard?
Posted by: no good deed at December 04, 2017 09:07 PM (eIQHF)
==
cracks vodka bottle on sukin sin's head ....
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 09:08 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:08 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 08:59 PM (phyXb)
Could really make fishing a lot easier.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2017 09:08 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 08:59 PM (phyXb)
Which isn't how SSRIs work anyway, but whatevs.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 04, 2017 09:08 PM (NWiLs)
Look I like Boonie a lot, he's a great baseball guy. But managing? The Yankees?? They were really good last season and I saw them as world series contenders next year.
But now? Maybe post season.
Nationals should pick up Girardi.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:04 PM (39g3+)
--I agree.
Stupid firing. And I despise the Yankees.
I heard Carlos Beltran is looking to coach somewhere now that he's retired.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:08 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 09:06 PM (fA1SL)
Ghostbusters lingo?
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:08 PM (phyXb)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2017 09:04 PM (7JbXq)
--Hubba hubba!
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:09 PM (GsAUU)
Carom Table.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2017 09:09 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 09:09 PM (fA1SL)
How about chess with boxers? I get sixteen, you get sixteen. Some of them are a little more armored than others.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2017 09:09 PM (srQxi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:08 PM (39g3+)
It may have been Chris Rock who said "I'd never hit a lady, but I would slap a bitch."
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 04, 2017 09:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2017 09:10 PM (BfOXk)
She said, "Well, guys can go out and play late at night in the city, but for girls it's more dangerous."
That's a societal problem, not a sexual difference.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:04 PM (GsAUU)
The Berkeley chess club had any number of nationally (internationally?) ranked players. A room full of nerds, nary a gal in sight. Not that I was even remotely competitive; my obsession lay in science, not in chess.
Still, my favorite recollection was a guy getting his balls beaten off by one of the highly ranked players. The guy resigned, and his opponent said, "Your position is not hopeless."
At which point he turned the board around, and proceeded to beat the guy's balls off again.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla
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That's gonna call for helper springs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2017 09:10 PM (AI/Vm)
Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2017 09:11 PM (SDFez)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 04, 2017 09:08 PM (NWiLs)
Okay, it is you, so probably am walking into trap, but that was my point. Even if they did put them in water supply, people wouldn't be consuming because they drink purified, bottled water, and only exposure would be showers, so pretty harmless.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:11 PM (phyXb)
? I don't hit women as a rule but she really made me want to break it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:08 PM (39g3+)
I'm so polite I always take my hat off before hitting a woman.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2017 09:11 PM (63DEl)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2017 09:11 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:06 PM (phyXb)
They can't be in the same room, or they may induce a gravitational criticality event.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:12 PM (YqDXo)
"rest of ur life in jail - u sick MF #TRAITORTRUMP"
What the hell does that even mean? Is it something to do with tax reform? How is he "sick"? Why would tax reform cause him to go to jail?
Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 04, 2017 09:12 PM (fftfA)
Why you waste vodka?
* sops up th needful from his hair and tracksuit. *
==
because have Cognac ! *takes a swig of Ararat*
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 09:12 PM (QC/4S)
THey were proposing drugging the population with oxytocin, not SSRIs. The former is the "love hormone", and makes you more trusting, etc.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:13 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:08 PM (39g3+)
A mom berated her own young child? I didn't see that. Heart-breaking to even think about it, by the way you describe it.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:14 PM (phyXb)
I do have a truck, actually.
My comment was in reference to all the "millennials move away!" comments, plus the fact that a lot of my older female relatives don't seem to be able to lift more than 35 pounds these days.
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 04, 2017 09:14 PM (bZ7mE)
I can't believe that bint even bothered to take him on ever again.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:14 PM (GsAUU)
SSRI's wouldn't do that. Though it'd be fun to watch the Germans become constipated, fat, sweaty, and orgasm-less.
(side effects of SSRIs)
Posted by: Hands Solo at December 04, 2017 09:14 PM (EzdLW)
Not a peep while the half-black messiah was doubling the national debt, running up nearly a decade of consecutive $1T annual deficits, all for under 2% economic growth. But the Senate tax plan is "economic suicide"
They are simply beyond parody. I can't imagine anyone not already in Rosie-level insanity and delusion who is buying a word of this lunacy. So, file under How You Get More Trump, I guess. That folder is getting pretty large, though
Posted by: DocJ at December 04, 2017 09:15 PM (7bkOX)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:15 PM (GsAUU)
"Thanks for all you've done. Btw, you're fired."
I thought that about Terry Francona. I hated the fucking Red Sox long before they fired him for minimal reason (OK, one bad pitching change, but shithouse mouse, that's a tough standard), which is why I was thrilled that Cleveland made it to the WS while Boston watched on TV.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:13 PM (8O3HH)
If that was the way they were going I vote for MDMA. Greatest drug ever.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 09:15 PM (8gDQu)
Its... indescribably evil. I don't even want to link it. The little boy is very young and you can see how crushed he is, screaming and crying because she's going to make him live on the street until he apologizes and stops supporting Trump.
This is how you get Trump. Much more of him.
I hope there was at least a visit from Child Services, who I usually despise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 09:12 PM (QC/4S)
I have Cognac! I have more Cognac than you! Than Anyone! I have lifetime supply! FU Mister Trump! I have rocket! I have ICBM! I kill you!
Posted by: Kim "Fat Man And Little Boy" Jong Un at December 04, 2017 09:15 PM (Vb4BV)
There was story in Burroughs' "Mars" series about something similar...
Posted by: Grey Fox at December 04, 2017 09:16 PM (bZ7mE)
Memories.
* in reverie, smashes kvas bottle on fellow gopnik *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 09:16 PM (fA1SL)
thanks!
google says it's an Indian game
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 09:17 PM (hMwEB)
Still the water supply though, right? So same thing applies.
Although, oxytocin does make one feel nice. Hmmm, if I showered in it, I wonder if you would absorb enough. Since it ain't happening, doesn't matter.
But yes, Oxy makes more sense than SSRIs. I should have just said drugs.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:17 PM (phyXb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 09:17 PM (fA1SL)
A mom berated her own young child? I didn't see that. Heart-breaking to even think about it, by the way you describe it.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos
It was pure evil. I felt so bad for the little boy.
Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2017 09:17 PM (Ix4M6)
Not a peep while the half-black messiah was doubling the national debt, running up nearly a decade of consecutive $1T annual deficits, all for under 2% economic growth. But the Senate tax plan is "economic suicide"
They are simply beyond parody. I can't imagine anyone not already in Rosie-level insanity and delusion who is buying a word of this lunacy. So, file under How You Get More Trump, I guess. That folder is getting pretty large, though
Posted by: DocJ at December 04, 2017 09:15 PM (7bkOX)
Consider that a Nobel Laureate in economics said - in public, and while not roaring drunk - that Trump's election would crash the stock market, perhaps irretrievably.
Today's DJIA? > 24,000.
Shorter version: why I hold economists in low regard.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:18 PM (YqDXo)
Thus more and more charismatic type coaches rather than operational micromanager types.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:18 PM (I/iGu)
So... German.
And I agree, firing Francona was just... incomprehensible. I'm not a big Sox fan but his leadership on the team was unparalleled. And they throw him away because the front office forgot how to build a team?? They're back to the bad old days of the long ball and the short left field fence again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:19 PM (39g3+)
I think these are Rosie and Kurt's "red flags". Or their latest "red flags".
Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2017 09:19 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 09:15 PM (8gDQu)
Haven't had the pleasure, though I do remember seeing the effects in the bitch friend of my then-girlfriend, turning her friendly and sunny.
There's a wonderful passage in one of Lawrence Block's Matt Scudder books, in which an Irish gangster talks about how he did cocaine once, and loved it, and decided, that day, never to do it again, because Irish Whiskey made him feel as good as he ever needed to feel.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2017 09:19 PM (Vb4BV)
I hate oxytocin -- that's (part of) the pussy-whipping mechanism.
Everytime you blow one off, you get a surge of the crap. Now, if a blamed woman is with you when do that, it starts playing tricks on you, making you think she's much hotter and nicer. You trust her more.
Damn hormones playing tricks on you.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:19 PM (8O3HH)
Been telling you guys for a while you should have been listening to her even if you had to listen to Hannity.
Sounds like the first part of the OIG report is coming out before the end of December and the the remainder in January. And she hints at more bombshells.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2017 09:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_Efg8QSQo
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:20 PM (YqDXo)
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Good thing it didn't violate any Shitter standards.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2017 09:20 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 09:20 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2017 09:20 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: logprof
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Agreed. Should have just waddled away. Those crayon doodles at the top of the thread aren't about politics. They're the rantings of a bunny boiler.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 04, 2017 09:20 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2017 09:21 PM (LiyEm)
That is evil. Where is she. I would have intervened. Yes, I do that. It has never backfired on me b/c of the way in which I do it. But I cannot allow mistreatment of a child...I just can't. Who filmed it? Where did it happen? That poor little boy. What a sociopath of a mother.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:21 PM (phyXb)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2017 09:21 PM (LiyEm)
Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: Perry Mason at December 04, 2017 09:22 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: DocJ at December 04, 2017 09:22 PM (7bkOX)
I think these are Rosie and Kurt's "red flags". Or their latest "red flags".
Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2017 09:19 PM (O5Q3r)
oh, i agree. that above - is not normal
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 09:22 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:15 PM (YqDXo)
After enduring that fat tub of shit, Mike Hargrove, who exemplified the boring haplessness of the Tribe of the 70s, get smoked by Jim Leland in the 97 series, it has been an absolute unadulterated pleasure watching Francona get the most out of a roster.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2017 09:23 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2017 09:23 PM (hcyUh)
* jumps into Moskvich 412, blasting xardbas *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 04, 2017 09:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:21 PM (phyXb)
she filmed it herself
she thought it was hilarious that she had packed a suitcase of his clothes and set it hy the door and told him to leave coz he voted for Trump (in their school's mock election)
the kid was terrified
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 09:23 PM (hMwEB)
Yeah, the Cubs model. It worked for them, one year. But I think that was more a fluke of the kind of players and personalities they gathered than anything recommending the system.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2017 09:23 PM (SDFez)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2017 09:21 PM (LiyEm)
That could literally be any living former President
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2017 09:24 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2017 09:24 PM (LiyEm)
seems like witchcraft
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 08:29 PM (hMwEB)
If not already answered: it makes the ice slightly more slippery, thus affecting the path taken by the stone, or how far it goes. The effect is real, but rarely dramatic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2017 09:24 PM (oPNmq)
It's really something. Slightly trippy, but totally controllable. And the feelings are just overwhelming. Sometimes it's a bit embarrassing afterwards ... but still pretty awesome. I did it for a little while many, many years ago. Good times.
There's a wonderful passage in one of Lawrence Block's Matt Scudder books, in which an Irish gangster talks about how he did cocaine once, and loved it, and decided, that day, never to do it again, because Irish Whiskey made him feel as good as he ever needed to feel.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2017 09:19 PM (Vb4BV)
That's pretty smart. I did coke for a very short while. I liked it so much that I had a rule that I could never do it two days in a row because I knew it would be a spiral downhill from there. I was into it for one summer and then never touched the stuff again. It scared me, in terms of how easy it was to get really sucked into it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 09:24 PM (8gDQu)
C'mon OIG....get 'em!
Rosie...seek help.
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2017 09:24 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:08 PM (39g3+)
A mom berated her own young child? I didn't see that. Heart-breaking to even think about it, by the way you describe it.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:14 PM (phyXb)
The kid voted for Trump in the school mock election, She told him to pack his shit up and leave, Child services did pay a visit
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2017 09:25 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at December 04, 2017 09:26 PM (mrsAC)
A friend of mine did that for real. Did it once, said he felt so good that it scared the crap out of him. (he had seen a lot of addiction and suddenly understood it)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2017 09:26 PM (RUa32)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 04, 2017 09:26 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2017 09:26 PM (60v4h)
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there's no such thing as a truly random number generator yet, is there?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 09:27 PM (hMwEB)
With a mom like that you can sense why he might not want to have a woman in power. I hope he grows up with better women around him to help him know they aren't all that. Because that's how you get woman hating wife beaters. That's where misogyny comes from.
I grew up surrounded by Christian, smart, loving, supportive, and good women. My mom, my aunts, my grandmother, so strong and good to me and all around them, but never putting up with wrong.
I was utterly unprepared for what Proverbs calls "The Strange Woman." But better that than growing up hating women.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:27 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, the Cubs model. It worked for them, one year. But I think that was more a fluke of the kind of players and personalities they gathered than anything recommending the system.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:23 PM (39g3+)
Pseudointellectuals ignore the role of emotion - and therefore leadership - in sports (or any other human activity, for that matter). They overlook it, and focus on numbers, at their peril. See, e.g., Robert McNamara and the Vietnam War for a signal example.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 08:32 PM (8gDQu)
Not really, all those have a panel of judges who award points based entirely upon "style and grace". And bribery. Curling is an actual game of skill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2017 09:28 PM (oPNmq)
reason (OK, one bad pitching change, but shithouse mouse, that's a tough
standard),
That was Grady Little, the guy before him. Francona got canned for "chicken and beer" and the supposed "best team ever" collapsing in September. The team had tuned him out because he'd been there so long.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2017 09:28 PM (O5Q3r)
Damn right! You gotta use lava lamps.
No, really. Lava lamps.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:29 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 09:27 PM (hMwEB)
If you believe the claims about quantum computers (a few Qubits) they say they've been building then there are.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 09:29 PM (8gDQu)
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and serial killers
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 09:29 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:08 PM (39g3+)
A mom berated her own young child? I didn't see that. Heart-breaking to even think about it, by the way you describe it.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:14 PM (phyXb)
The kid voted for Trump in the school mock election, She told him to pack his shit up and leave, Child services did pay a visit
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2017 09:25 PM (dKiJG)
And...........
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Monk at December 04, 2017 09:29 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2017 09:28 PM (O5Q3r)
Ah, yes, thank you.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:30 PM (YqDXo)
All kidding about the hawt girls aside, curling is actually kinda cool to watch once you understand what is going on (and its really simple). And sometimes the curve they can get by polishing the ice is pretty impressive. It makes sense to me at some logical level but its hard to believe still.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:31 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Rosie at December 04, 2017 09:31 PM (SDFez)
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See hardware based random number generators. These depend on physical processes that, according to current physics, quantum theory, should be truly random.
They are relatively slow, though. Main use is cryptography, I think.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:31 PM (8O3HH)
https://en.araratbrandy.com/gamma/range/akhtamar.html
Pretty pricey -- as in high-end scotch pricey.
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 04, 2017 09:32 PM (1FhAQ)
Today's DJIA? > 24,000.
Shorter version: why I hold economists in low regard.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Economists are best at explaining why they were wrong yesterday; I'm looking forward to Krugman explaining the Trump-market.
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2017 09:32 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at December 04, 2017 09:32 PM (LQLeS)
It's radioactive decay, isn't it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:32 PM (YqDXo)
Oh, I'm so glad to know that. At least she is on their radar. I'm hesitant to watch the video...it'll upset me. Makes me think she is a bad mother in other ways too, so now, at least, people have her number.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:33 PM (phyXb)
The Donald was correct then, and correct now.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:31 PM (GsAUU)
Unless he's talking about weight.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:33 PM (YqDXo)
Silicon Graphics starting using the method back in the mid-1990s. Cloudflare does the same thing today.
Basically, you put a whole bunch of lava lamps against a wall, take a picture at random intervals, and translate the visual data into something numeric.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:34 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:33 PM (phyXb)
D'ya think? I could easily imagine her chaining little Jamal to a radiator while she went out clubbing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Lisl at December 04, 2017 09:34 PM (OAB5z)
Posted by: Rabid Rosie at December 04, 2017 09:34 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Rosie at December 04, 2017 09:31 PM (SDFez)
Awe fuck it. Just eat mor.
Posted by: Rosie at December 04, 2017 09:35 PM (wf3RQ)
There are several methods. That's one, but thermal noise is another. They can be divided into quantum and "classical".
Look it up for details.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:35 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 09:27 PM (hMwEB)
If you believe the claims about quantum computers (a few Qubits) they say they've been building then there are.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
NIST is about to (or has) published a new standard on randomness - Quantum Random Number Generators were in the mix. They are photonic devices that generate a stream of random numbers based on the distribution of photons, which per quantum theory should be random.
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2017 09:35 PM (yM/Yl)
Damn right! You gotta use lava lamps.
No, really. Lava lamps.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:29 PM (I/iGu)
Yep, lavarnd dot org
"LavaRnd is cryptographically sound Random Number Generator."
Point a camera at a bunch of lava lamps, capture the images, do a little processing, and bingo, real random data.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at December 04, 2017 09:35 PM (mrsAC)
It's like golf or NASCAR.
I only watch golf for the crashes.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 04, 2017 09:36 PM (7oUUT)
Posted by: moki at December 04, 2017 08:41 PM (V+V4
Lithium isn't heavy. It's the lightest metal. If it were any lighter, it would be hydrogen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2017 09:36 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 04, 2017 09:37 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:37 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:37 PM (GsAUU)
There are several methods. That's one, but thermal noise is another. They can be divided into quantum and "classical".
Look it up for details.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:35 PM (8O3HH)
We could use Democrats' position on a given issue as a function of time for a truly random sample. Is Comey a hero, a traitor, a hero, or a traitor? Do women always tell the truth, or are they all lying, or do they always tell the truth, or do they lie?
OK, these are all binary, but ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:37 PM (YqDXo)
https://en.araratbrandy.com/gamma/range/akhtamar.html
Pretty pricey -- as in high-end scotch pricey.
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 04, 2017 09:32 PM (1FhAQ)
the old ones probably; $20-30 online for a 3 yo, like all other cognacs
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 09:37 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 04, 2017 09:37 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Yea, I took a few Econ courses in college, and thought the gig sounded like a weatherman's. Say what you think will happen, and if you are wrong, then say sorry and still have a job.
There are also different schools of economics. Krugman is of the always wrong school, I think. And between him & Obama, I'm losing the respect for the Nobel prize recipients as special.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:38 PM (phyXb)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:38 PM (GsAUU)
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Ah, the less well known Little Rascals club.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2017 09:38 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2017 09:36 PM (oPNmq)
Makes you wonder what constitutes a light metal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:37 PM (I/iGu)
It could be based on beer bubbles and ice melt. It would probably be relaxing too.
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 04, 2017 09:38 PM (1FhAQ)
Kind of an ominous threat. Its obvious they fear people will vote for Moore in a secret ballot, because they think the guy is better or don't believe the stories.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:38 PM (GsAUU)
You should see her in the bustier and the assless chaps when a show goes bad...
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 04, 2017 09:39 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2017 09:36 PM (oPNmq)
Makes you wonder what constitutes a light metal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:38 PM (YqDXo)
Winger
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2017 09:40 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 04, 2017 09:40 PM (LQLeS)
"Former FBI Agent receives $5mil advance for upcoming book on his role in investigating Russian influence on the 2016 election, and his struggle to find support in a skeptical FBI and DOJ."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 04, 2017 09:40 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2017 09:41 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:38 PM (phyXb)
First, Obama did not win a Nobel Prize. He won a Nobel PEACE Prize, not the same thing at all.
Second, consider that economists win the Nobel Prize for economics for diametrically opposed viewpoints (e.g, Friedman vs. practically everybody else). It'd be like the Nobel Prize in physics going for phlogiston one year, and thermodynamics the next.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:41 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2017 09:41 PM (JhE5a)
You should see her when she trying to get out of a 3 figure speeding ticket.
Posted by: New York State Trooper at December 04, 2017 09:41 PM (O5Q3r)
Most people don't. But there are some, like governmental personnel, who see the upside. And maybe my sister, but I think she outgrew it.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:41 PM (phyXb)
Kind of an ominous threat. Its obvious they fear people will vote for Moore in a secret ballot, because they think the guy is better or don't believe the stories.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:38 PM (39g3+)
Since when is a secret ballot public knowledge?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 09:41 PM (NXsWM)
Kind of an ominous threat. Its obvious they fear people will vote for Moore in a secret ballot, because they think the guy is better or don't believe the stories.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:38 PM (39g3+)
Unless Alabama is different from PA, he's lying. Who votes is part of the public record, but not who they voted for.
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2017 09:42 PM (ANIFC)
People who are gainfully employed making good money and generally taking good care of their families are too busy to give a fuck about where trannies take a shit. They'll MAGA all the way to the bank.
Posted by: DanInMN at December 04, 2017 09:42 PM (6Hvz5)
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2017 09:42 PM (yM/Yl)
Yet for 8 years, the Obama administration spent more and more and more money on everything they wanted, DOUBLING the debt, creating deficits over a trillion dollars despite never having growth of even 3% overall for that time period.
There was inflation, mostly hidden by the press and clever accounting, but it wasn't the huge inflation you'd expect. Other factors entered in and made the system not give the typical results.
Economics is like climate science. Your models make perfect sense in a closed system but in the real world its too complicated and vast to understand or predict.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:42 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 04, 2017 09:43 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: David Gillies at December 04, 2017 09:43 PM (tjHrt)
I can't find the link right now, but there was a really good article a few years back about casino dice, and manufacturing methods used to ensure randomness.
Some RPG players do love themselves some specialized (expensive) precision dice sets.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:43 PM (I/iGu)
Judge Jeanine got busted a couple weeks ago for doing 119MPH in a 65MPH zone in upstate NY.
She was wearing her dominatrix outfit, I hear.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:43 PM (8O3HH)
Sorry thought my son was getting sick again.
The mom did an interview where she said she was trying to teach her son that elections have consequences. Child services did an interview and said nothing to see here.
If you watch the video the kid thought he was being thrown out. It bothered me a lot because my mom would get Drunk and pull that shit.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2017 09:43 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:43 PM (GsAUU)
A mom berated her own young child? I didn't see that. Heart-breaking to even think about it, by the way you describe it.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:14 PM (phyXb)
A woman of somewhat extra melanin content screamed at her 2nd grader that he was not her son anymore because he voted for Trump is a school mock election. Made him wail, and kicked him out of the house.
That woman needed to be jailed for abuse, IMO.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 09:43 PM (NXsWM)
Yeah I didn't follow that either. As far as I know who you voted for is not public record. But you know all they have to do is convince people. It might work on some. The third party guy might bled off a few more. Maybe it will be enough for the commie to win? That's their hope, I'm sure.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: New York State Trooper at December 04, 2017 09:41 PM (O5Q3r)
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I'm from Michigan; is there any other kind?
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2017 09:45 PM (JhE5a)
Its fundamental problem in becoming a science is that it's purely observational. It's not possible to do controlled experiments, and so economists are reduced to making observations and trying to draw conclusions from them, but as you say, there are lots of uncontrolled variables in between observations that confound the interpretation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:45 PM (YqDXo)
Same in MA. I guess they figure they'll just lie to the stupid rednecks and see what happens.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2017 09:46 PM (O5Q3r)
Classic scare tactic though. Media would be having public conniption fits if a Republican like Moore was caught peddling the same threat.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:46 PM (I/iGu)
Judge Jeanine got busted a couple weeks ago for doing 119MPH in a 65MPH zone in upstate NY.
She was wearing her dominatrix outfit, I hear.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:43 PM (8O3HH)
COP: Do you know how fast you were going?! License and registration!
JUDGE JEANINE: Nobody can register THIS [rips open bustier]!
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 04, 2017 09:47 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:44 PM (39g3+)
But party registration is public record (in most states?). Personally, I find that creepy. I can type anyone's name into the PA state site and get their voting registry information. And they can do the same to me. I don't see how my registration is ANYONE's business, at all - not whether I'm registered or not and certainly not if I am registered for a party. Creepy, creepy stuff. But it's been like this forever. I guess the easier access through the web makes it that much creepier and offensive.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 09:47 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: noah at December 04, 2017 09:47 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Isn't that outright voter suppression. I thought the Dims were against that now that they've put down the firehoses.
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2017 09:47 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:38 PM (phyXb)
First, Obama did not win a Nobel Prize. He won a Nobel PEACE Prize, not the same thing at all.
Second, consider that economists win the Nobel Prize for economics for diametrically opposed viewpoints (e.g, Friedman vs. practically everybody else). It'd be like the Nobel Prize in physics going for phlogiston one year, and thermodynamics the next.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:41 PM (YqDXo)
I know. That's why I said Nobel Prize 'recipients.' I didn't use the word 'win' anywhere.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:48 PM (phyXb)
There are also different schools of economics. Krugman is of the always wrong school, I think. And between him & Obama, I'm losing the respect for the Nobel prize recipients as special.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:38 PM (phyXb)
I really liked Econ courses in college and took a lot of them, but the macro people start losing their shit when they believe they can predict things real sciency because they're using numbers and forget that it's a social science rife with irrational behavior that you just can't model. But the basic supply and demand curves all make sense along with elasticity and elementary stuff like that. When you get to Krugman's level the contact with reality is nonexistent and he's living in his own alternative construct like a really dumb mathematician.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2017 09:48 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 04, 2017 09:48 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2017 09:48 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: noah at December 04, 2017 09:47 PM (QCX64)
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Heh. Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 04, 2017 09:48 PM (zmvwV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:42 PM (39g3+)
Making sense isn't the standard, unfortunately. Predicting future outcomes is. Internal consistency is a necessary but not sufficient condition for utility. After all, phlogiston was internally consistent. In fact, ANY model can be made to work with enough postulates made to explain away anomalies, hence the utility of Occam's Razor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:49 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Internet historian at December 04, 2017 09:49 PM (ARJf2)
Damn! That's the second time you've done that to me in this thread. First you beat me by seconds with the "shuffleboard" comment and now this.
Get out of my head!!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 09:49 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:48 PM (phyXb)
Maybe I should have said I no longer have great faith in the people that award the Peace & Economic prizes.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:50 PM (phyXb)
What's a 'Qubit'?
Posted by: noah at December 04, 2017 09:47 PM
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Cubit.
Unit of measure.
Tip of the middle finger to elbow.
/who am I? I knew that without looking it up.
Posted by: shibumi at December 04, 2017 09:50 PM (aT+Bx)
Most of the rednecks will be bringing their 16yo wives to hold their hats while the vote.
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2017 09:50 PM (yM/Yl)
Okay, I'll admit it. I'd hit ol' Judge Jeanine like a wild man. Sort of freaks me out, but I'd do it.
Hell, it might be *me* who'd be walking funny for a week.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:50 PM (8O3HH)
I believe the Alabama government is looking into just that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 09:51 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 04, 2017 09:52 PM (wPiJc)
703 Posted by: Monk at December 04, 2017 09:29 PM (g4lFK)
Sorry thought my son was getting sick again.
The mom did an interview where she said she was trying to teach her son that elections have consequences. Child services did an interview and said nothing to see here.
If you watch the video the kid thought he was being thrown out. It bothered me a lot because my mom would get Drunk and pull that shit.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2017 09:43 PM (dKiJG)
I empathize with you. Makes one sensitive to seeing abuse occur to children. Moar dad time is needed in our country.
Posted by: Monk at December 04, 2017 09:52 PM (g4lFK)
That woman needed to be jailed for abuse, IMO.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2017 09:43 PM (NXsWM)
Made him pack up a suitcase with some of his toys and clothes and made him go outside and walk away from the house, she filmed it all
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2017 09:52 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 04, 2017 09:53 PM (wf3RQ)
Krugman is also a big Asimov's Foundation series fan; individual human behavior isn't predictable, but the behavior of large groups of humanity should be theoretically possible.
Krugman's problem has always been working from the wrong direction though; defining his preferred outcomes first, then trying to work back the best means of incentivizing said behavior.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:54 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2017 09:48 PM (y7DUB)
You touch on the fundamental problem with economics; its conclusions are confounded by irrational behavior.
The rational market hypothesis is obviously nonsense; see last week's swings as a case in point. Economists invoke the rational market hypothesis as an intellectual fig leaf that will let them use calculus, and thereby look science-y, and less like a down-at-heel version of physics. But there's no way to account mathematically for people getting a wild hair up their asses over nothing substantive, much less an outbreak of mass delusion - in short, the sort of thing that happens all the time in real world economics.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:54 PM (YqDXo)
He predicted, seriously, that the market would never recover from the downturn at the end of 2016.
That's a HACK.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2017 09:54 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: shibumi at December 04, 2017 09:50 PM (aT+Bx)
Also a punchline to an old Cosby joke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2017 09:54 PM (ZgKFD)
She's realizes he's gonna be the one putting her in a home some day ...
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2017 09:54 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 08:09 PM (I/iGu)
Worst biological experiment ever.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2017 09:55 PM (SMmxk)
That is absolute fact. We need dads. And not just men who donated sperm but fathers, men who are there to teach the children, lead, provide, protect, and build. Teach a boy how to be a man by how you behave, and how to treat a woman. Teach a woman what to properly expect from a man and keep her safe but not dependent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 09:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:46 PM (I/iGu)
Which is why I'd double down and return it 4 fold...
Posted by: Abiss at December 04, 2017 09:55 PM (L6Zpd)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 09:55 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Sherrif Bart, Chubby Chaser at December 04, 2017 09:55 PM (cGz5Q)
Posted by: noah at December 04, 2017 09:47 PM (QCX64)
A "bit" of data storage in a quantum computer. But it's not a single state bit. The bit in a quantum computer can hold both states simultaneously. This is what allows (will allow) quantum computers to increase processing and memory exponentially over standard computers, thereby being able to tackle many problems that are considered practically intractable today (and breaking all standard cryptography, used up to now, in the process).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 09:55 PM (8gDQu)
Judge Jeanine got busted a couple weeks ago for doing 119MPH in a 65MPH zone in upstate NY.
She was wearing her dominatrix outfit, I hear.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:43 PM (8O3HH)
--Is that a criticism?
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:55 PM (GsAUU)
She's realizes he's gonna be the one putting her in a home some day ...
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2017 09:54 PM (yM/Yl)
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The sooner the better
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2017 09:56 PM (zmvwV)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2017 09:56 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 09:56 PM (QC/4S)
Perhaps, integrated over a sufficiently long period. But the shot noise in human behavior is huge, so I'd respond with the old nostrum by saying that in theory there's no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:56 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 04, 2017 09:56 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2017 09:56 PM (7JbXq)
/who am I? I knew that without looking it up.
Posted by: shibumi at December 04, 2017 09:50 PM (aT+Bx)
Also a punchline to an old Cosby joke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2017 09:54 PM
---Oh my.
Not only am I a Cosby punchline, I'm a white female who is a Cosby punchline.
Posted by: shibumi at December 04, 2017 09:56 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Monk at December 04, 2017 09:52 PM (g4lFK)
Denzel Washington said something like that recently.
"It starts in the home," the two-time Oscar-winner told The Grio. "If the father is not in the home, the boy will find a father in the streets. I saw it in my generation and every generation before me, and every one since. "
"If the streets raise you, then the judge becomes your mother and prison becomes your home. "
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 09:57 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:57 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 09:57 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 04, 2017 09:57 PM (5pTgP)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2017 09:52 PM (dKiJG)
Best I not watch, I'm getting a blurred screen just reading it. I will adopt that child right now if it is needed. I'm glad child services has been made aware of her & hopefully she has friends or family to tell her she's a fuckface. She filmed it herself, huh? She must have gotten a lot of hate mail. Narcissists and Sociopaths should not be allowed to raise children.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 09:57 PM (phyXb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Which is why I can easily imagine Krugman shoving me onto the train to the camps.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 04, 2017 09:57 PM (JyFLk)
Verb- What you do to a Salisbury steak.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 04, 2017 09:56 PM (wPiJc)
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PunQC is on its lunch break?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 04, 2017 09:57 PM (zmvwV)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 09:56 PM (QC/4S)
True. But the same thinking - that people are basically rational - underlies economic theory, yes? Just exactly where are these rational people, anyway?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 09:57 PM (YqDXo)
Not only am I a Cosby punchline, I'm a white female who is a Cosby punchline.
Posted by: shibumi at December 04, 2017 09:56 PM (aT+Bx)
Now this is an Abbot and Costello bit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2017 09:58 PM (ZgKFD)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 04, 2017 09:58 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2017 09:58 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2017 09:58 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at December 04, 2017 09:58 PM (ARJf2)
No, a fantasy.
Did I say that out loud?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:57 PM (8O3HH)
Caught in a landslide?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2017 09:58 PM (ZgKFD)
Pushing the margins of obsolescence USAF U-2 (Gary shot down before most here were born) landing at Osan USAFB, Pyeongtaek, South Korea.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yddshjjq
Posted by: Arthur Loadmore at December 04, 2017 09:59 PM (PkIg+)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 04, 2017 09:57 PM (5pTgP)
--Not
taking
the
bait
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 09:59 PM (GsAUU)
I can't remember the details, but I remember reading a few years ago a paper showing how the "efficient market hypothesis" is blown away by real-world behavior of markets.
It's bunk mostly, they know it, but to admit it would invalidate and render useless a lot of modern theory and work.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:59 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 04, 2017 09:59 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 10:00 PM (hMwEB)
I prefer the qubit whores.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 10:00 PM (8O3HH)
Indeed; the data scientist's equivalent of "a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it."
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 10:00 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 10:00 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Q*Bert at December 04, 2017 10:00 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2017 10:01 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: booknlass at December 04, 2017 10:01 PM (9SlN2)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 09:04 PM (hMwEB)
Crokinole? Octagonal board where you shoot wooden disks (size of checker pieces) at a hole in the center surrounded by a ring of pegs? Like curling, knocking out an opponent's piece is desirable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2017 10:01 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 10:02 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2017 10:02 PM (7JbXq)
Bravissimo! Well put, CRT.
And very true.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2017 10:02 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2017 10:02 PM (7JbXq)
It's bunk mostly, they know it, but to admit it would invalidate and render useless a lot of modern theory and work.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 09:59 PM (8O3HH)
Yep. This is the problem; scientists - real ones - would say "fire away." If we're wrong, let's find out, because the sooner we find out, the sooner we can get on the right track.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 10:02 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: booknlass at December 04, 2017 10:03 PM (9SlN2)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 10:03 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 04, 2017 10:03 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2017 10:03 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 04, 2017 10:04 PM (wPiJc)
Yeah he learned that lesson all right: this is what kind of person supports Hillary and opposes Trump. He learned that lesson really well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 10:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 10:02 PM (QC/4S)
I consider finance to be a small subset of economics that addresses relatively well-posed problems. Is that wrong?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 10:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2017 09:43 PM (dKiJG)
I'm sorry Patrick. I'm sorry that happened to the cute little boy I know you were. {{{{hugs}}}} * Non-sexual, non-inapproriate hugs*
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 10:04 PM (phyXb)
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2017 10:04 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2017 10:05 PM (ZgKFD)
What's a 'Qubit'?
shorthand for explaining you were bitten by bradley manning.
Posted by: yankeefifth
Or by that annoying guy on Star Trek.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2017 10:05 PM (IqV8l)
They're gonna be in a lot more hurt when it opens up the economy at a level like the Reagan Boom did. An entire generation believes that 1% growth is the best they should expect.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2017 10:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2017 10:05 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Finance is a hard science, your wrong and your gone; go teach at community college
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2017 10:06 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2017 10:06 PM (QCX64)
A little Leon Redbone and Zooey Deschanel in her MeToo moment song Baby, Its Cold Outside
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7cmkcq4
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 04, 2017 10:06 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2017 10:01 PM (oPNmq)
We had a similar board game but it had pockets at the corners and wooden disks, more like rings, about 1/2" thick. It came with little sticks but we would let middle finger fly from thumb and those little wood pieces would slam.
Posted by: Arthur Loadmore at December 04, 2017 10:06 PM (PkIg+)
Thomas MacKay wrote a masterful analysis of that craze in "Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds"
First published in 1841, and amazingly still one of the most readable and insightful works on the topic. I've got a copy and re-read it about every 5 years.
One of Mackay's best quotes, and it not surprisingly applies to our political situation today, is "Men, it has been well said, think in herds, it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one."
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2017 10:06 PM (V2Yro)
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i need to think about it; just don't like thinking of finance is a subset of econ
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 10:06 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Hillary! at December 04, 2017 10:06 PM (cGz5Q)
The NSA has the YUGE facility out in Utah -- uses more electric power than all of Salt Lake City. Deep State Spook Death Star. And about half of that power is used to *cool* what the other half of that power is driving.
There are rumors they have a working quantum computer there. Just rumors. But whatever they're doing, it's something. YUGE. Hell, I forget what the storage capacity of that thing was supposed to be. Some YUGE number Yottabytes or something.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 04, 2017 10:06 PM (8O3HH)
I was in Ulta on Sunday and a group of their employees was banging on about Trump and how he is hurting the middle class and why don't they look out for the little guy...blah, blah, blah. It made me sick to my stomach. People are so polarized and brain washed that they don't bother to find out the facts. Those dayum liberals even ruin make-up and I'm pissed.
Posted by: Lauren at December 04, 2017 10:07 PM (sfTG+)
"It starts in the home," the two-time Oscar-winner told The Grio. "If the father is not in the home, the boy will find a father in the streets. I saw it in my generation and every generation before me, and every one since. "
"If the streets raise you, then the judge becomes your mother and prison becomes your home. "
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 04, 2017 09:57 PM (hMwEB)
I read somewhere that baseball is on the decline in black kids is because their are no Fathers to play catch with, you can play basketball by yourself.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2017 10:08 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 10:08 PM (QC/4S)
Yeah I've put a lot of thought into this and learned a lot from dads on here. Its all academic for me, though. Theoretical.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2017 10:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 04, 2017 10:09 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2017 10:05 PM (oVJmc)
**********************
There's going to be a catch up in the difference between inflation as the government measures it and inflation as we have suffered under the Ahbama.
Posted by: Arthur Loadmore at December 04, 2017 10:09 PM (PkIg+)
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2017 10:06 PM (yM/Yl)
That's kind of what I meant, although I wouldn't call finance a science, which is not to deprecate it, any more than it is deprecatory to say engineering isn't a science either. IMO, science consists of the application of the scientific method to derive new knowledge.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2017 10:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at December 04, 2017 10:12 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Johnny at December 04, 2017 10:13 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2017 10:02 PM (7JbXq)
Iirc, wasn't that Greenspans big surprise when it all collapsed? That he never believed people would behave that way...greed, corruption, etc. It surprises me that people in leadership are so unaware of temptation and those who are craven & greedy. Obama had that airhead thing going too sometimes. Like with Iran. Some people will not do the right thing, no matter what you pay them.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla and Professor Chaos at December 04, 2017 10:13 PM (phyXb)
I was in Ulta on Sunday and a group of their employees was banging on about Trump and how he is hurting the middle class and why don't they look out for the little guy...blah, blah, blah. It made me sick to my stomach. People are so polarized and brain washed that they don't bother to find out the facts. Those dayum liberals even ruin make-up and I'm pissed.
Posted by: Lauren at December 0
My childhood friend went to a therapist when Bush won the Election, I just couldn't talk to him anymore and I am 44. I just don't get it.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2017 10:16 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2017 10:08 PM (QC/4S)
Finance is no more concrete than general economics. Estimating present value of lots of different assets is tantamount to voodoo. That's how lots of the big Wall Street scams happened.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at December 04, 2017 10:23 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2017 10:24 PM (8gDQu)
"A pretty face can hide an evil mind."
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 04, 2017 10:25 PM (G+J43)
shot down before most here were born) landing at Osan USAFB, Pyeongtaek,
South Korea.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yddshjjq
Posted by: Arthur Loadmore at December 04, 2017 09:59 PM (PkIg+)
A very pretty airplane, that. Wouldn't it be a hoot to own one?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2017 10:35 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at December 04, 2017 11:02 PM (A5STV)
You're gonna need a new box of crayons, lady.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 04, 2017 11:54 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2017 12:10 AM (IqV8l)
https://youtu.be/NP7Lixcc_jQ
It never gets old.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2017 08:07 PM (GsAUU)
Seconded.
Posted by: m at December 05, 2017 04:23 AM (sVFZk)
NBC should go all Matt Lauer on the show. Fire them all. Start over.
Posted by: Hillary=> at December 05, 2017 06:28 AM (XNkEi)
guy, who out of hatred for President Trump pulled his kids stocks from a
booming market.
Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at December 04, 2017 11:02 PM (A5STV)
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Why does he live in Texas? He sounds like he ought to be in northern Virginia or on the Upper West Side.
Posted by: Hillary=> at December 05, 2017 06:30 AM (XNkEi)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 05, 2017 06:31 AM (XNkEi)
shot down before most here were born) landing at Osan USAFB, Pyeongtaek,
South Korea.
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I once met a Russian emigre living now in California who claimed to have taken the famous Soviet picture of FGP after he was shot down. The story went that he was the only person in his village to own a camera, and when the Russians knocked down the U2 the cops excitedly came and got him from his house, dragged him to the site and he snapped the official photos (as a young child) with his hobby camera. The cops took the film away when they left, and he kept the camera.
The grown man later came to America, after getting an engineering degree, moved to San Diego, invented a bunch of stuff (most notably, critical parts of the early tympanic thermometer), and made a pile of dough. No idea if his story was true but he sounded very believable as he told it.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 05, 2017 06:38 AM (XNkEi)
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