EMT 12/02/17

Ending week 2 of the flu.

Next year: Flu shot.

Wife and daughter got theirs and are healthy and happy.

Hope you all are having better decisions or better luck this flu season.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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1 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 05:59 AM (aC6Sd)

2 Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, December 2, 2017. On this day in 1862 in the State of the Union Address President Abraham Lincoln reaffirmed the necessity of ending slavery as ordered ten weeks earlier in the Emancipation Proclamation, which only included the Southern States which he had no control over.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

3 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 02, 2017 06:00 AM (Ktb8D)

4 I get one. I don't know if they do any good. I just know when I get the flu, I go down like a bag of crap for 5 days.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 06:00 AM (8ikIW)

5 I don't think I have the flu, just a head cold. I hope anyway

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 06:00 AM (aC6Sd)

6 The Senate has finally passed a tax reform package even if it is a watered down POS which reforms nothing.

http://tinyurl.com/y96rdkdf

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

7 Flynn sold out yesterday and now the witch hunt thinks they have something.

http://tinyurl.com/yb2exa5t

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

8 And Tucker explains why he is full of shit.

http://tinyurl.com/y7tjzt4t

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

9 But Flynn has agreed to rat out (Trump) or his aides). I suspect a host of lying BS.

http://tinyurl.com/yao7cx99

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

10 That illegal shit who was found not guilty Friday of murder has found that you can be charged twice. Trump is using precedent set by the Democrats. I hope they like their shit sandwich.

http://tinyurl.com/y8pxvcqy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

11 NBC says they will get the protectors of Laur. I won't hold my breath.

http://tinyurl.com/yajurjhd

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

12 Dammit. Bartender on break.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 02, 2017 06:02 AM (zCyNd)

13 And speaking of not holding my breath Pelousy calls on a NV Democrat to resign over sexual harassment allegations.

http://tinyurl.com/yc2q78tj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

14 Sessions says the DOJ is doing everything it can do to get rid of sanctuary cities.

http://tinyurl.com/y9upv8u2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

15 Recall I said I hope NBC had a clause in the Laur contract shielding them from that $30M payout. Looks like they do.

http://tinyurl.com/y77v4f9u

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

16 Guess who the only congressman so far who has been revealed as using taxpayer money to pay off sexual harassment accusations.

Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-Texas) used taxpayer funds to end a dispute with his communications director in 2014.

http://tinyurl.com/ybuqfezl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

17 DIABLO Flake says the RNCe promised him amnesty for illegals if he voted for tax bill. I think Flake is lying.

http://tinyurl.com/y9srkn3p

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

18 Another Obama POS order goes away. Mooche's shitty lunch rules now going away.

http://tinyurl.com/y78fxydr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

19 this day in 1862

Sorry, Vic.

The date is off. You remember, it was cool and a bit cloudy...

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 02, 2017 06:03 AM (zCyNd)

20 One of the kneelers is ratting out fraud by the NFL on their charity BS.

The NFL's $89 million pledge to fund social-stice causes comes at the expense of the league's support for breast cancer and military charities, the protesting-player kneeling for the national anthem longer than any other active athlete claims.

http://tinyurl.com/ybr8ydml

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

21 Freezer cash Jefferson was released from prison after serving less than half of his 13-year sentence, due to a Supreme Court ruling that increased the prosecutorial threshold for corruption charges.

It helps to be a black Democrat even though there is no 'early out' for federal sentences. Unbelievably this was a RR judge.

http://tinyurl.com/yd8ybrbw

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

22 Have to get it off early because out of time

Ramirez

http://tinyurl.com/ydxgmfen

That's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

23 Hope you all are having better decisions or better luck this flu season.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

I got flu shot once. Got sick as a dog, never got it again.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

24 Ending week 2 of the flu.
Next year: Flu shot.

Neither the wife or I ever get a flu shot. We also never get the flu.

So I don't feel your pain.

But isn't that excessively long to have the flu? I'm not even implying that it's probably a venereal disease. But it's probably venereal disease.

Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 06:07 AM (ajiE5)

25 The NFL's $89 million pledge to fund social-stice causes comes at the expense of the league's support for breast cancer and military charities, the protesting-player kneeling for the national anthem longer than any other active athlete claims.

They found out that the NFL, unlike the gubbmint, has a limited amount of cash they can create and throw around.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 06:07 AM (8ikIW)

26
'Morning. Christmas parade this AM. Gotta go break my fast. BBL...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2017 06:08 AM (pNxlR)

27 Thanks Vic!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2017 06:08 AM (ycWCI)

28 19
this day in 1862

Sorry, Vic.

The date is off. You remember, it was cool and a bit cloudy...

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 02, 2017 06:03 AM (zCyNd)

I have been drinking all night but what was wrong with my date

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:09 AM (mpXpK)

29 "Floo shots" are two for one at Miklos' All Night Brasserie (ladies only, please)

Posted by: Miklos gotta make a livin' at December 02, 2017 06:09 AM (zCyNd)

30 They found out that the NFL, unlike the gubbmint, has a limited amount of cash they can create and throw around.
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 06:07 AM (8ikIW)

And that the goodwill of the fans was also finite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2017 06:09 AM (ycWCI)

31 But isn't that excessively long to have the flu? I'm not even implying that it's probably a venereal disease. But it's probably venereal disease.
Posted by: Acme Office

It's probably too much food, or not enough, or too much red wine, or not enough, or too much fruit, or not enough, or......

....People that do worthless "studies" for a living...

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 06:10 AM (8ikIW)

32 Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 06:07 AM (ajiE5)

We match all competitor prices!!!

Posted by: Ace "Hardware" and Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 06:11 AM (zCyNd)

33 "Floo shots" are two for one at Miklos' All Night Brasserie (ladies only, please)

Posted by: Miklos gotta make a livin' at December 02, 2017 06:09 AM (zCyNd)

Don't you mean 'floozy shots'?

Train arriving on Track 22.

Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2017 06:11 AM (tbr8L)

34 Have heard ace threw Roy Moore under the bus at some point.
I never saw it.
Did anyone else?

Posted by: teej at December 02, 2017 06:12 AM (RQEuo)

35 I have been drinking all night but what was wrong with my date

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:09 AM (mpXpK)

1863. The last time we went fishing, way down upon the PeeDee river.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 02, 2017 06:12 AM (zCyNd)

36 Metv was playing Gomer Pyle reruns thru the night. When I woke up, Opie had run away from Mayberry and went to Gomer's base to join the Marines. Opie looks like he's about 12.

I think this is at least the 2nd or 3rd time Opie had run away from home. Maybe Andy wasn't the great father everyone thought he was.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 06:14 AM (8ikIW)

37 34
Have heard ace threw Roy Moore under the bus at some point.

I never saw it.

Did anyone else?

Posted by: teej at December 02, 2017 06:12 AM (RQEuo)

I haven't seen it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:14 AM (mpXpK)

38 Don't you mean 'floozy shots'?

Train arriving on Track 22.

Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2017 06:11 AM (tbr8L)

The autocucumber part is supposed to be a surprise.

Posted by: Miklos, your genial host at December 02, 2017 06:14 AM (zCyNd)

39 Have heard ace threw Roy Moore under the bus at some point.
I never saw it.
Did anyone else?

Posted by: teej at December 02, 2017 06:12 AM (RQEuo)

Maybe on the twitter, but I can't recall seeing it here.

Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 06:15 AM (ajiE5)

40 Straight from Wiki where I get this date stuiff.

]
1862 In his State of the Union Address President Abraham Lincoln reaffirms the necessity of ending slavery as ordered ten weeks earlier in the Emancipation Proclamation.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:16 AM (mpXpK)

41 Thanks Vic.
And, for your morning links.
Here, have a couple fingers of my favorite brown.
Blanton's.
Think you might like it. If I drank much I couldn't afford to keep it around though.

Posted by: teej at December 02, 2017 06:18 AM (RQEuo)

42 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:16 AM (mpXpK)

Off by one lousy year.

But if Wiki so speak, so be it, should the heavens fall!

Posted by: Miklos, H.S graduate at December 02, 2017 06:18 AM (zCyNd)

43 34 Have heard ace threw Roy Moore under the bus at some point.
I never saw it.
Did anyone else?
Posted by: teej at December 02, 2017 06:12 AM (RQEuo)

There was a post, maybe several weeks ago where Ace asked the question: If Moore is going to lose (as may happen) due to these allegations, is there anything we can do to salvage the seat.

I did not read it as Ace throwing Moore under the bus, per se, but more trying to figure out how to get out of the corner if Moore was taken down by these allegations. I he offered a couple ideas:

Moore wins, but is not seated, can a different candidate be named by the governor.

A mass, coordinated write in.

This is all from (admittedly slightly buzzing memory) so take it all for what it is worth. Regardless, the allegations started to smell about 2 seconds out of the fishwrap, then the whole Hollywood crap dropped and I do not think Ace pursued the matter since.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2017 06:20 AM (ycWCI)

44 41
Thanks Vic.

And, for your morning links.

Here, have a couple fingers of my favorite brown.

Blanton's.

Think you might like it. If I drank much I couldn't afford to keep it around though.

Posted by: teej at December 02, 2017 06:18 AM (RQEuo)

LOL, I am drinking the cheapest stuff they have down the street. But there is no "cheap" in SC.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:20 AM (mpXpK)

45 news report 11/29: if you haven't, don't bother to get a flu shot this year. cdc says the strain making its rounds is not knocked out by the vaccine.

and for the record: flu happens.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/years-flu-season-bad-medical-experts-warn/story?id=51473025

Posted by: tbascom at December 02, 2017 06:21 AM (3sT8h)

46
When a crack whore with open festering sores like the Washington Post creates a story, sorry... but I have to give the benefit of the doubt to Moore.

Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 06:21 AM (ajiE5)

47 Moore will not lose. AL will not vote for a Democrat because they don't have > 50% blacks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:22 AM (mpXpK)

48 The Hey Jackass website that keeps tally of the Chicago shootings and killings mentioned ...

A bit of reversion to the mean happened this November with the end totals way down from last year's epic shitshow but falling right in line with past years. Watch the betters boast about a 50% decline in stupidity while ignoring just how average this month ended up being.

November 2017: 39 killed, 165 wounded

They were right. Last night one of the Chicago channels was telling how gun violence had decreased.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 06:22 AM (8ikIW)

49 But there is no "cheap" in SC.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:20 AM (mpXpK)

Cheers, Vic.

In SC Green's is the only decent price place. But of course you know that.

Posted by: Miklos, budget shopper at December 02, 2017 06:22 AM (zCyNd)

50 I am sure alcohol is cheaper in SC than Pa. Best I know is The Peoples Republic of New Jersey then Delaware

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 06:23 AM (aC6Sd)

51 49 In SC Green's is the only decent price place. But of course you know that.

Posted by: Miklos, budget shopper at December 02, 2017 06:22 AM (zCyNd)

No "Green's" here, never heard of them.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:24 AM (mpXpK)

52 50
I am sure alcohol is cheaper in SC than Pa. Best I know is The Peoples Republic of New Jersey then Delaware

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 06:23 AM (aC6Sd)

I am paying ~$20 for a 1.7L bottle of RnR.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:25 AM (mpXpK)

53 I am sure alcohol is cheaper in SC than Pa. Best I know is The Peoples Republic of New Jersey then Delaware

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 06:23 AM (aC6Sd)

SC still has a law on the books that makes back pockets on jeans or trousers illegal. It had to do with the late 19th century state monopoly on alcohol sales.

Government restriction on alcohol are generally unsuccessful in areas with Scots Irish.

Posted by: Miklos always uses proper distillation at December 02, 2017 06:27 AM (zCyNd)

54 53
I am sure alcohol is cheaper in SC than Pa. Best I know is The Peoples Republic of New Jersey then Delaware

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 06:23 AM (aC6Sd)

SC still has a law on the books that makes back pockets on jeans or
trousers illegal. It had to do with the late 19th century state
monopoly on alcohol sales.

Government restriction on alcohol are generally unsuccessful in areas with Scots Irish.

Posted by: Miklos always uses proper distillation at December 02, 2017 06:27 AM (zCyNd)

I think they got rid of all that crap when they got rid of mini-bottles. But I haven't checked the SC code. I used to be great friends with a bar owner here (and her good looking daughter)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:29 AM (mpXpK)

55 Well, don't know what it would run you folks in your neck of the woods but my last bottle ran me $53.
Months ago. And I have a goodly portion left.
Like I said, if I drank much...
My skinny, old body made an agreement with me years ago.
If I only have a taste here and there, it won't take me behind the woodshed and break out the whoop ass.

Posted by: teej at December 02, 2017 06:30 AM (RQEuo)

56 I am paying ~$20 for a 1.7L bottle of RnR.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:25 AM (mpXpK)

Green's are in Myrtle Beach, Columbia, and Greenville.

That's where I buy Mama's whiskey.

Posted by: MiklosMiklos is a dutiful son at December 02, 2017 06:30 AM (zCyNd)

57 55
Well, don't know what it would run you folks in your neck of the woods but my last bottle ran me $53.

Months ago. And I have a goodly portion left.

Like I said, if I drank much...

My skinny, old body made an agreement with me years ago.

If I only have a taste here and there, it won't take me behind the woodshed and break out the whoop ass.

Posted by: teej at December 02, 2017 06:30 AM (RQEuo)

I would have to crank up a still. I do know how.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:32 AM (mpXpK)

58 That's where I buy Mama's whiskey.

Posted by: MiklosMiklos is a dutiful son at December 02, 2017 06:30 AM (zCyNd)

I ain't sellin' you any of mine. Unless you make a donation to my favorite charity: Me.

** hic **

Posted by: The Hildebeast of Chappaqua at December 02, 2017 06:33 AM (tbr8L)

59 They also said Obama's nutritional regulations added ten cents to the cost of every lunch and 27 cents to every breakfast, requiring local school districts to absorb $1.2 billion in additional costs in 2015 alone.

Why are schools serving breakfast? When did that start?

Posted by: Stepford Republican at December 02, 2017 06:33 AM (g6yUI)

60
I'm in the SE corner of Pennsy and get catalogs from Delaware liquor stores all the time. Even though it's against the law to buy booze in DE and bring it back over the border.

The trick is to buy the booze, then go shopping for a while. Never buy the booze then turn around and drive north to home.

Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 06:33 AM (ajiE5)

61 I'm not a whiskey drinker, but something like Canadian Club is 20 bucks for the 1.74
Of course this is Illinois, and we gotta tax it good and hard because drinking is bad, m'kay?

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 06:33 AM (8ikIW)

62 56
I am paying ~$20 for a 1.7L bottle of RnR.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:25 AM (mpXpK)

Green's are in Myrtle Beach, Columbia, and Greenville.

That's where I buy Mama's whiskey.

Posted by: MiklosMiklos is a dutiful son at December 02, 2017 06:30 AM (zCyNd)

LOL, MB is a 2 hr drive if not on a Fri or Sat. The "store" here is 1/2 mile down the road.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:34 AM (mpXpK)

63 59 Why are schools serving breakfast? When did that start?

Posted by: Stepford Republican at December 02, 2017 06:33 AM (g6yUI)

Here in Podunck SC they sever three meals a day ALL YEAR.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

64 Why are schools serving breakfast? When did that start?

Posted by: Stepford Republican at December 02, 2017 06:33 AM (g6yUI)

They've been providing breakfasts in public schools for decades. See, some financially-challenged parents are too poor to feed their kids, so it takes a village, yada, yada, yada.

Posted by: RickZ at December 02, 2017 06:36 AM (tbr8L)

65
Dear Ms. Hill- would you care to join our clinical trial?

http://cordis.europa.eu/project/rcn/196696_en.html

(Unfortunately, this actually exists, The EU paid 1.1 million euros to develop it, and my name is in the technical documentation)

Posted by: Miklos has moments of biting shame at December 02, 2017 06:37 AM (zCyNd)

66 Vic I should be a part time resident of SC by rights

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 06:37 AM (aC6Sd)

67 I know the Myrtle beach area very well

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 06:38 AM (aC6Sd)

68 66
Vic I should be a part time resident of SC by rights

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 06:37 AM (aC6Sd)

IIRC you were stationed at Ft Jackson right?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:39 AM (mpXpK)

69 This business with Flynn is despicable, the FBI questioned Flynn and asked him to tell them what he discussed with the Russian Ambassador while they had recordings of the conversations and knew exactly what was said. They didn't need his statement, instead they deliberately set a trap to see if they could catch him in a lie.

These recordings were obtained through corrupt means

And this was known for ten months so they could have charged Flynn months ago.

Mueller is a dispicable piece of shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 02, 2017 06:39 AM (Wtll+)

70 Here in Podunck SC they sever three meals a day ALL YEAR.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

In SC, after the age of 65 you can go back to school tuition free.

Mama quit after one day, because the school breakfast had nothing that mixed with Sprite.

Posted by: Miklos was sweet on this one lunch lady at December 02, 2017 06:42 AM (zCyNd)

71 No, just a part time resident. Would have liked to go to MB AFB after England as it also had A-10s but went to Langley instead

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 06:42 AM (aC6Sd)

72 IIRC you were stationed at Ft Jackson right?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:39 AM (mpXpK)

The only part of Fort Jackson I am personally familiar with is the Class 6.

Posted by: Open on Sundays, 'cause Federal at December 02, 2017 06:43 AM (zCyNd)

73 70 In SC, after the age of 65 you can go back to school tuition free.

Mama quit after one day, because the school breakfast had nothing that mixed with Sprite.

Posted by: Miklos was sweet on this one lunch lady at December 02, 2017 06:42 AM (zCyNd)

LOL, does that mean I can go back and finish my degree in Nuclear Physics? FOR FREE!

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:44 AM (mpXpK)

74 LOL, does that mean I can go back and finish my degree in Nuclear Physics? FOR FREE!

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:44 AM (mpXpK)

Yes, no joke.

You would have to spend time at Clemson, and in the general vicinity of Aiken. Visit James Brown's home at Beech Island while you're there.

Posted by: Night Train, carry me home at December 02, 2017 06:47 AM (zCyNd)

75 LOL, does that mean I can go back and finish my degree in Nuclear Physics? FOR FREE!

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:44 AM (mpXpK)

No degree? Shameful.

Posted by: Jimmah Carter with yellow booties at December 02, 2017 06:47 AM (ajiE5)

76 LOL, does that mean I can go back and finish my degree in Nuclear Physics? FOR FREE!

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:44 AM (mpXpK)

No degree? Shameful.

Posted by: Jimmah Carter with yellow booties at December 02, 2017 06:47 AM (ajiE5)

I believe that the gentleman meant "to the Nth degree"

Posted by: Train 92 has departed for points north at December 02, 2017 06:50 AM (zCyNd)

77 74 LOL, does that mean I can go back and finish my degree in Nuclear Physics? FOR FREE!

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:44 AM (mpXpK)

Yes, no joke.

You would have to spend time at Clemson, and in the general vicinity of Aiken. Visit James Brown's home at Beech Island while you're there.

Posted by: Night Train, carry me home at December 02, 2017 06:47 AM (zCyNd)
75 LOL, does that mean I can go back and finish my degree in Nuclear Physics? FOR FREE!

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:44 AM (mpXpK)

No degree? Shameful.

Posted by: Jimmah Carter with yellow booties at December 02, 2017 06:47 AM (ajiE5)

LOL, I taught nuclear stuff at work longer than that SOB was in the Navy, and that doesn't count the time I was in the Navy.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:51 AM (mpXpK)

78 Do any of these Leftist universities have degrees in World Domination or is that just a general in all classes so not worth noting?

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 06:51 AM (aC6Sd)

79 "Study: NYC Rats Have Evolved Into 'Uptown,' 'Downtown' Breeds"

Up-town rat
I really really ought to
Get a cat

Posted by: Billy Joke at December 02, 2017 06:52 AM (UdKB7)

80 Do any of these Leftist universities have degrees in World Domination or is that just a general in all classes so not worth noting?
Posted by: Skip

You are reminded every day as you go to class by the paid SJW's that you are not worthy.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 06:53 AM (8ikIW)

81 79
"Study: NYC Rats Have Evolved Into 'Uptown,' 'Downtown' Breeds"

Up-town rat

I really really ought to

Get a cat

Posted by: Billy Joke at December 02, 2017 06:52 AM (UdKB7)

LOL, love that song

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:53 AM (mpXpK)

82 LOL, I taught nuclear stuff at work longer than that SOB was in the Navy, and that doesn't count the time I was in the Navy.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:51 AM (mpXpK)

You might enjoy this link. The url pretty much gives away the content...

https://seekerblog.com/2009/08/27/resume-inflation-how-a-peanut-
farmer-became-a-nuclear-engineer/

Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 06:54 AM (ajiE5)

83 We would like to state, that all Habitat for Humanity houses which President Carter helped in building, are now in compliance with HUD guidelines for radioactivity. Or will be.

Posted by: Low income Miklos at December 02, 2017 06:55 AM (zCyNd)

84 82 Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 06:54 AM (ajiE5)

All of us old ex-Navt nukes knew that. The only Carter worth a shit was Billy. What is ironic is Billy's grave. It is covered with coins.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:57 AM (mpXpK)

85 Do any of these Leftist universities have degrees in World Domination or is that just a general in all classes so not worth noting?

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 06:51 AM (aC6Sd)

I signed up for that one class. Dropped, I read it wrong.

Somehow the on-line World Dominatrix isn't all I expected.

Posted by: tuition-free Miklos at December 02, 2017 06:58 AM (zCyNd)

86 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2017 06:58 AM (KCxzN)

87 'Mornin. What do we have here, flu thread?

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2017 06:59 AM (Sfs6o)

88 Get the shot. It's not 100%, but it does reduce the risk by A LOT

Posted by: skzion at December 02, 2017 06:59 AM (jTPxC)

89 The only Carter worth a shit was Billy.

You magnificent Bastard-I DRANK YOUR BEER!!

Posted by: true, all true at December 02, 2017 06:59 AM (zCyNd)

90 Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters

The link came back as page not found.
I found it on my own though...The more you know. That you're getting fed a bunch of BS on the regular

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 07:00 AM (8ikIW)

91 Radio news is giving their non-denial Trump hit now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 07:00 AM (mpXpK)

92
I can still picture Jimmah Carter with his yellow booties strolling around the Three Mile Island site while the MSM polished his knob like he was some sort of expert.

Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 07:01 AM (ajiE5)

93 89
The only Carter worth a shit was Billy.

You magnificent Bastard-I DRANK YOUR BEER!!

Posted by: true, all true at December 02, 2017 06:59 AM (zCyNd)

My LIB has a six pack of that crap. I tried one one. it is cheap BW if you can imagine that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 07:02 AM (mpXpK)

94 Radio news is giving their non-denial Trump hit now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 07:00 AM (mpXpK)

This is good news. Vic lives within broadcast distance of something. Does Daufuskie have AM or FM?

Posted by: on the 40 meter band, shortwave at December 02, 2017 07:03 AM (zCyNd)

95 The link came back as page not found.
I found it on my own though...The more you know. That you're getting fed a bunch of BS on the regular

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 07:00 AM (8ikIW)

In order not to blow out the margins I inserted a 'soft carriage return' in the url. Most browsers can deal with that.

You must have a value-rite level browser. :~)

Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 07:04 AM (ajiE5)

96 My LIB has a six pack of that crap. I tried one one. it is cheap BW if you can imagine that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 07:02 AM (mpXpK)

Yes, it was crap beer, Milwaukees's Beast or similar. We didn't buy it for the beer, we bought it for the face on the can!

Posted by: when they rinse out the vat at December 02, 2017 07:05 AM (zCyNd)

97 Rumblin',stumblin' college football Saturday!

Posted by: Keith Jackson at December 02, 2017 07:06 AM (bc2Lc)

98 40 Straight from Wiki where I get this date stuiff.

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1862 In his State of the Union Address President Abraham Lincoln reaffirms the necessity of ending slavery as ordered ten weeks earlier in the Emancipation Proclamation.

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Emancipation Proclamation was signed Jan 1 1863.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 02, 2017 07:07 AM (vChNs)

99
When you start with the safe assumption that the MSM is lying to you daily it makes it easy to separate truth from fiction. Especially when you start seeing 'weasel' words. No offense to Weasel.

Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 07:07 AM (ajiE5)

100 'The only Carter worth a shit was Billy'

I think I have mentioned here before that I have a painting of Billy Carter's horse. The original, not a copy. It's gonna be worth millions one day.

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2017 07:09 AM (UdKB7)

101 I'm in the SE corner of Pennsy and get catalogs from Delaware liquor stores all the time. Even though it's against the law to buy booze in DE and bring it back over the border.

The trick is to buy the booze, then go shopping for a while. Never buy the booze then turn around and drive north to home.
Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 06:33 AM (ajiE5)

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Total Wine FTW, then visit MiL in Claymont

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 02, 2017 07:10 AM (vChNs)

102 100
'The only Carter worth a shit was Billy'

I think I have mentioned here before that I have a painting of Billy
Carter's horse. The original, not a copy. It's gonna be worth millions
one day.

Have you ever been to his grave?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 07:10 AM (mpXpK)

103 This business with Flynn is despicable, the FBI questioned Flynn and asked him to tell them what he discussed with the Russian Ambassador while they had recordings of the conversations and knew exactly what was said. They didn't need his statement, instead they deliberately set a trap to see if they could catch him in a lie.

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but why did he lie? reasonable people will ask this...and me.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 02, 2017 07:12 AM (vChNs)

104 I am prepared to make public my dislike of honeydew melon.

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2017 07:12 AM (Sfs6o)

105 Chuck Schumer (D-NY) declared: 'The Senate is descending to a new low of chicanery

Somehow, I do regard Schumer as an authority here

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 02, 2017 07:12 AM (zCyNd)

106 'Have you ever been to his grave?'

No I haven't but I know where it is. Not far from our family "farm".

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2017 07:12 AM (UdKB7)

107 I am prepared to make public my dislike of honeydew melon.
Posted by: Weasel

When they're good, they can be tasty.
That's the hard part though

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 07:13 AM (8ikIW)

108 99
When you start with the safe assumption that the MSM is lying to you daily it makes it easy to separate truth from fiction. Especially when you start seeing 'weasel' words. No offense to Weasel.
Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 07:07 AM (ajiE5)
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None taken!

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2017 07:14 AM (Sfs6o)

109 106
'Have you ever been to his grave?'

No I haven't but I know where it is. Not far from our family "farm".

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2017 07:12 AM (UdKB7)

LOL, I grew in Dublin. Not too far from there.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

110 "grew up" damn.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 07:15 AM (mpXpK)

111 I am prepared to make public my dislike of honeydew melon.
Posted by: Weasel

They ferment nicely.

Four melons, two Moon Pies, after a week run it through the copper.

Posted by: Moonshinin' Miklos at December 02, 2017 07:16 AM (zCyNd)

112 107 I am prepared to make public my dislike of honeydew melon.
Posted by: Weasel

When they're good, they can be tasty.
That's the hard part though
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 07:13 AM (8ikIW)
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Agreed. This one doesn't taste like much of anything. Maybe a slight hint of something vaguely watermellony. It's proving to be the underperformer in an otherwise delightful fruit medley.

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2017 07:17 AM (Sfs6o)

113 I think this is at least the 2nd or 3rd time Opie had run away from home. Maybe Andy wasn't the great father everyone thought he was.
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 06:14 AM (8ikIW)
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Maybe old Andy was busy with other things.

Did you know that the actress who played Miss Crump, the schoolteacher, was only supposed to be on one episode? But when she did the show, she and Andy Griffith hit it off rather well, so he decided to write a recurring part for her. He wanted to keep her on the show because they were having an affair (despite the fact that Griffith was married).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2017 07:18 AM (fqUgw)

114 . It's proving to be the underperformer in an otherwise delightful fruit medley.

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2017 07:17 AM (Sfs6o)

But I feel that I am a really good fit in this organization!

Posted by: Performance reviewed at December 02, 2017 07:18 AM (zCyNd)

115 I've got a old book around here somewhere named "American Demagogues". Stamped inside the front cover it says "Plains Public Library".

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2017 07:19 AM (UdKB7)

116 'Flu shots' are actually the government implanting a chip. After that, you obey the chemtrails.

Posted by: Agent Smith at December 02, 2017 07:19 AM (bc2Lc)

117 He wanted to keep her on the show because they were having an affair (despite the fact that Griffith was married).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2017 07:18 AM (fqUgw)

You spelled "we" wrong.

Posted by: Franes Bavier at December 02, 2017 07:20 AM (zCyNd)

118 He wanted to keep her on the show because they were having an affair (despite the fact that Griffith was married).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

He was having an affair with HER?
Holy crap, if I was one to do that kind of thing, I would have gone after Nurse Peggy, Joanna Moore.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 07:20 AM (8ikIW)

119 'Flu shots' are actually the government implanting a chip. After that, you obey the chemtrails.

Posted by: Agent Smith at December 02, 2017 07:19 AM (bc2Lc)

That's what they WANT you to believe!

Posted by: from East of the Rockies at December 02, 2017 07:21 AM (zCyNd)

120
But I feel that I am a really good fit in this organization!
Posted by: Performance reviewed at December 02, 2017 07:18 AM (zCyNd)
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We feel it's in everyone's best interest to discontinue the relationship. Please gather your things and security will escort you out.. Good luck in your future endeavors.

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2017 07:22 AM (Sfs6o)

121 Watching the rerun of the USC vs Stanford game from last night.

When do they show the, should be required, 20 minutes of the USC cheerleaders?

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 07:22 AM (8ikIW)

122 111 Four melons, two Moon Pies, after a week run it through the copper.

Posted by: Moonshinin' Miklos at December 02, 2017 07:16 AM (zCyNd)

Melons? Let me see AND feel.

Posted by: frankemn at December 02, 2017 07:22 AM (mpXpK)

123 Helen Krump had an affair while filming The Blob ... with Steve McQueen.

Posted by: Rick Harrison at December 02, 2017 07:23 AM (bc2Lc)

124 I love Total Wine, actually have traveled to Wilmington area one often or when I work down there. They are also in PRoNJ, actually worked next to one there once.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 07:23 AM (aC6Sd)

125 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2017 07:23 AM (EyPfd)

126 We feel it's in everyone's best interest to discontinue the relationship. Please gather your things and security will escort you out.. Good luck in your future endeavors.

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2017 07:22 AM (Sfs6o)

Can we talk about this...in private? I've been told that I am rather..well rounded...

Posted by: otherwise I sue at December 02, 2017 07:23 AM (zCyNd)

127 We feel it's in everyone's best interest to discontinue the relationship. Please gather your things and security will escort you out.. Good luck in your future endeavors.
Posted by: Weasel

Honeydew has left the organization to pursue other interests and to spend more time with family

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 07:24 AM (8ikIW)

128 By rights you have to send Gov Wolf the tax revenue,
Bwaaaaaa haaas haaa haaa

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 07:24 AM (aC6Sd)

129 "Total Wine FTW, then visit MiL in Claymont"

Owner of TW is a total anti-gun tool.
At least from my understanding.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2017 07:24 AM (EyPfd)

130 He was having an affair with HER?
Holy crap, if I was one to do that kind of thing, I would have gone after Nurse Peggy, Joanna Moore.
__________________

Maybe he did. 'Ole Andy was sort of a horndog.

People knew about the affair with Aneta Corsaut because some crew members on the show had accidentally walked in on the two of them one day on the set while they were in the act.

A young Barbara Eden also did an episode of the show. (She played a manicurist who tried to set up shop at Floyd's). She'd have been my pick.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2017 07:24 AM (fqUgw)

131 Don't believe everything you read on Wikipoedia.

Posted by: JAS at December 02, 2017 07:25 AM (7JbXq)

132 A young Barbara Eden also did an episode of the show. (She played a manicurist who tried to set up shop at Floyd's). She'd have been my pick.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Oh yeah. Just the scene at the end of the episode where she's walking away from the camera.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 07:26 AM (8ikIW)

133 124 I love Total Wine, actually have traveled to Wilmington area one often or when I work down there. They are also in PRoNJ, actually worked next to one there once.
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 07:23 AM (aC6Sd)

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I've described it as Home Depot for booze.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 02, 2017 07:26 AM (vChNs)

134 Honey Dues when ripe might be my favourite melons, watermelon next

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 07:26 AM (aC6Sd)

135 A young Barbara Eden also did an episode of the show. (She played a manicurist who tried to set up shop at Floyd's). She'd have been my pick.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2017 07:24 AM (fqUgw)

I'd let her rub my "bottle".

Posted by: in full technicolor, too at December 02, 2017 07:26 AM (zCyNd)

136 Honeydew has left the organization to pursue other interests and to spend more time with family
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 07:24 AM (8ikIW)

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gonna miss honeydew....nice melons

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 02, 2017 07:28 AM (vChNs)

137 By rights you have to send Gov Wolf the tax revenue,
Bwaaaaaa haaas haaa haaa

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 07:24 AM (aC6Sd)

Yeah, I'm gonna do that.

Posted by: When Hell Freezes Over at December 02, 2017 07:28 AM (ajiE5)

138 As long as it's not an emaciation proclamation.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 02, 2017 07:28 AM (g6yUI)

139 You spelled "we" wrong.
Posted by: Franes Bavier at December 02, 2017 07:20 AM (zCyNd)
__________________

Oh come on now Frances. We all know that you and Andy couldn't stand each other. And it wasn't because of sexual tension either.

(Andy Griffith claimed that, before she died, Frances Bavier called him and apologized to him for how she had behaved on the set of the AG show.)

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2017 07:29 AM (fqUgw)

140 Don't believe everything you read on Wikipoedia.

Posted by: JAS at December 02, 2017 07:25 AM (7JbXq)

Wikionomatopeiadia is easier-everything sounds like it looks.

Posted by: tin, tin tabulation at December 02, 2017 07:29 AM (zCyNd)

141 134 Honey Dues when ripe might be my favourite melons, watermelon next
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 07:26 AM (aC6Sd)

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offense taken.

feeling the need for comfort...

Posted by: Cristina Hendricks at December 02, 2017 07:30 AM (vChNs)

142 As long as it's not an emaciation proclamation.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 02, 2017 07:28 AM (g6yUI)

It was. For the children.

Posted by: Hey Kids! Michelle has food for you! at December 02, 2017 07:30 AM (zCyNd)

143 My perfect Saturday: Barbara Eden & a bottle. *hic!*

Posted by: The Quotable Hillary at December 02, 2017 07:30 AM (bc2Lc)

144 (Andy Griffith claimed that, before she died, Frances Bavier called him and apologized to him for how she had behaved on the set of the AG show.)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Odd end of life thing to do. Right before I go, I'm having a beer and a smoke.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 07:30 AM (8ikIW)

145 I got the flu shot, still got the flu. Maybe there's more than one strain out there this year and I'll miss an illness, but I was pretty damn sick as was the rest of my shot receiving family

Posted by: CN at December 02, 2017 07:31 AM (5gaNQ)

146 If you don't follow Diplomad 2.0 you should, he is a retired State Department personnel and has many insights on it. He would easily fit in here.
" There is definitely something wrong in the private Prog world, Hollywood burns and it warms my cold conservative heart"

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 07:33 AM (aC6Sd)

147 Frances Bavier moved to a small town in NC, the closest she could find to an actual Mayberry.

She lived the rest of her life "in character".

Posted by: I remember when they auctioned off her stuff at December 02, 2017 07:33 AM (zCyNd)

148 36 Metv was playing Gomer Pyle reruns thru the night. When I woke up, Opie had run away from Mayberry and went to Gomer's base to join the Marines. Opie looks like he's about 12.

I think this is at least the 2nd or 3rd time Opie had run away from home. Maybe Andy wasn't the great father everyone thought he was.
Posted by: Bruce

Andy was a communist and a pedophile. Or was that Grandpa Walton?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2017 07:34 AM (GeHu3)

149 126 We feel it's in everyone's best interest to discontinue the relationship. Please gather your things and security will escort you out.. Good luck in your future endeavors.

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2017 07:22 AM (Sfs6o)

Can we talk about this...in private? I've been told that I am rather..well rounded...
Posted by: otherwise I sue at December 02, 2017 07:23 AM (zCyNd)
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This is a trap!

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2017 07:34 AM (Sfs6o)

150 I haven't been sick in 5 years because of taking the flu shot. Now, however, about a month after this year's shot, I've been retching my lungs out for 10 days. Go figure.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at December 02, 2017 07:35 AM (o38N1)

151 This is a trap!

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2017 07:34 AM (Sfs6o)

What do you think I am, some kind of FICUS??!!!

*rolls away in a histrionic huff, because everything is on THIS melon's iphone*

Posted by: I didn't fall off a melon truck yesterday, well actually I did at December 02, 2017 07:37 AM (zCyNd)

152 This year's flu shot is only 10 percent effective. (See Drudge). They are expecting a bad flu season. Waste of time and money.

Posted by: Valiant at December 02, 2017 07:38 AM (3MiF8)

153 129 "Total Wine FTW, then visit MiL in Claymont"

Owner of TW is a total anti-gun tool.
At least from my understanding.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Ran for political office (can't remember which one though) here in the VA/DC/MD region a few years back. His commercials were the smuggiest of all the smug political commercials out there. They were awful. As bad as those Steyner commercials.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2017 07:39 AM (GeHu3)

154 Odd end of life thing to do. Right before I go, I'm having a beer and a smoke.
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Yeah, I don't remember the exact timing of the phone call, just that it was after she retired and before she passed. It probably wasn't on the day of her death.

Andy gave an interview a few years before he died, and he said Frances had called him, said she felt bad about how difficult she had been on set, and wanted to apologize to him. Funny thing is, Frances had moved to North Carolina for her retirement. She said she had fallen in love with the state due to the show.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2017 07:40 AM (fqUgw)

155 Recall I said I hope NBC had a clause in the Laur contract shielding them from that $30M payout. Looks like they do.

http://tinyurl.com/y77v4f9u
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

They don't owe him a fucking thing after his behavior I'm sure. At the third rate bank I worked at a manager was unceremoniously marched out with his boxed up belongings shortly afterward. Turns out he had tons of porn on his company laptop along with emails back and forth to some not particularly high end hooker. Since this dirtbag was an IT manager he was borderline retarded to think that the security people wouldn't know every fucking bit about it. I'm sure they didn't pay him a goddamn thing as severance knowing full fucking well he hid this behavior from his wife and kids and wouldn't blow the whistle on himself.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2017 07:40 AM (y7DUB)

156 To Leftists if you asked one they could reply in Stalinism
Kate murder is a tragedy, but a million Kate's is a statistic

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 07:40 AM (aC6Sd)

157 'Maybe Andy wasn't the great father everyone thought he was.
Posted by: Bruce
Andy was a communist and a pedophile.'

Did you ever see the way he hugged Opie? Creepy. And those trips to the "fishing" hole? No wonder Opie ran away. He was tired of holding the pole.

Posted by: Goober at December 02, 2017 07:40 AM (UdKB7)

158 and wouldn't blow the whistle on himself.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2017 07:40 AM (y7DUB)

Aye, and here's the rub-

A man canna blow his own whistle

From this is mischief made

Posted by: Scotty McScot at December 02, 2017 07:43 AM (zCyNd)

159 Lotta shallow graves on Walton's Mountain.

Posted by: Zombie Will Geer at December 02, 2017 07:44 AM (bc2Lc)

160 A man canna blow his own whistle

Hold my beer.

..RonJeremy...

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 07:44 AM (8ikIW)

161 "grew up" damn.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
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Vic - did you happen to know of a family there named Caye?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2017 07:44 AM (5IJky)

162 >>> I'm in the SE corner of Pennsy and get catalogs from Delaware liquor stores all the time. Even though it's against the law to buy booze in DE and bring it back over the border.

Massachusetts tried to enforce that about 40 years ago. State troopers were watching cars in NH liquor store parking lots. The NH governor had them arrested for loitering.

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2017 07:44 AM (cHbmY)

163 SAFE SPACE FOR ALL YOUNG BOYS OF MAYBERRY

Posted by: Floyd at December 02, 2017 07:45 AM (zCyNd)

164 I had heard that Don Knotts was the swordsman also.

Maybe Mayberry was a naughty naughty place.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 07:46 AM (8ikIW)

165 To Leftists if you asked one they could reply in Stalinism Kate murder is a tragedy, but a million Kate's is a statistic
Posted by: Skip
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Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2017 07:46 AM (5IJky)

166 State troopers were watching cars in NH liquor store parking lots. The NH governor had them arrested for loitering.

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2017 07:44 AM (cHbmY)

Love it.

Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 07:46 AM (ajiE5)

167
Just saw a commercial with Jane Seymour. She's 66 and still looks scrumptious.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2017 07:46 AM (Me6s3)

168 Just saw a commercial with Jane Seymour. She's 66 and still looks scrumptious.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Sure she is. She has all of her shoes on. Just wait until she gets to be my age.

Hic

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 07:48 AM (8ikIW)

169 I had heard that Don Knotts was the swordsman also.

Fun Fact-Don Knotts was Dr. Ruth Westheimer's sniping instructor.

That was before he stared Knotts' Mayberry Farm.

Posted by: Wikipeodia at December 02, 2017 07:48 AM (zCyNd)

170 >>> As bad as those Steyner commercials.

"Steyner will get elected."

Posted by: Adolph in the bunker at December 02, 2017 07:49 AM (cHbmY)

171 >>news report 11/29: if you haven't, don't bother to get a flu shot this year. cdc says the strain making its rounds is not knocked out by the vaccine.

Well, shoot.

Only time I've had any reaction to the shot. Nothing major, just a low fever for a couple days and a sore arm.

Have had the flu twice in the last 8 years when I didn't get the shot. Twas bad. One time really bad.

May take this as a sign to hide from people this winter...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 02, 2017 07:49 AM (mtfdF)

172 There aren't any Total Wine stores in Ohio, dammit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2017 07:50 AM (y7DUB)

173 I could tie it in a knot. Later could do same with my old man balls. Tim Conway will very.

Posted by: Don Knotts at December 02, 2017 07:50 AM (bc2Lc)

174 166 State troopers were watching cars in NH liquor store parking lots. The NH governor had them arrested for loitering.

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2017 07:44 AM (cHbmY)

>>> Love it.

Mass gave up on that, but word is that they stakeout the fireworks stores in NH starting mid-June.

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2017 07:52 AM (cHbmY)

175 Have had the flu twice in the last 8 years when I didn't get the shot. Twas bad. One time really bad.

May take this as a sign to hide from people this winter...

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 02, 2017 07:49 AM (mtfdF)

You know those weird germaphobic people who take wet naps and scrub the handles of shopping carts when they're going grocery shopping?

That's me.

Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 07:52 AM (ajiE5)

176 I could tie it in a knot. Later could do same with my old man balls. Tim Conway will very.
Posted by: Don Knotts

Will very??

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 07:54 AM (8ikIW)

177 You know those weird germaphobic people who take wet naps and scrub the handles of shopping carts when they're going grocery shopping?

That's me.

Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 07:52 AM (ajiE5)

Are you done with these Kleenex boxes? I'll pay-

Posted by: Howard Hughes at December 02, 2017 07:54 AM (zCyNd)

178 Am I the only one that has been enjoying the highly entertaining cycle of liberal anticipation, excitement and monumental let down?

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 02, 2017 07:54 AM (5pTgP)

179 How does Brian Ross have a job this morning. My God ABC News should be sued into the stone age.

Fake News.

Posted by: redenzo at December 02, 2017 07:54 AM (5wSNN)

180 Good morning horde. Sitting in ATL waiting to fly back to San Antone to see the wife and kiddos for the week

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2017 07:55 AM (NVMlh)

181 Mass gave up on that, but word is that they stakeout the fireworks stores in NH starting mid-June.

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we also have a big fireworks store on the Pa/De border. 2 entrances. You show your drivers license and get to go to the DE side or the sucky PA side.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 02, 2017 07:55 AM (vChNs)

182 Good morning horde. Sitting in ATL waiting to fly back to San Antone to see the wife and kiddos for the week

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2017 07:55 AM (NVMlh)

This week you have custody of the wife AND kids? Good lawyer!

Posted by: ABA guidelines at December 02, 2017 07:56 AM (zCyNd)

183 I'm worried about Alabama because they found another Republican to run against him as a write-in. All it takes in a close race is a few people "voting their conscience" to get a Democrat and more dead babies.

Take THAT, "conscience"!

Posted by: MathMom at December 02, 2017 07:57 AM (55bwu)

184 Some people play Fantasy Football.

I like to play Fantasy legislation.

This would be nice.

http://tinyurl.com/yb9sm9ss

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2017 07:58 AM (EyPfd)

185 'Am I the only one that has been enjoying the highly entertaining cycle of liberal anticipation, excitement and monumental let down? '

Well we're gonna show you with our new up and coming Kennedy slash Obama Trumpslayer - Kamala the Magnificent!

Posted by: The lefty looptyloops at December 02, 2017 07:58 AM (UdKB7)

186 23 Hope you all are having better decisions or better luck this flu season.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

I got flu shot once. Got sick as a dog, never got it again.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

In the Marine Corps they always forced us to get Flu Shots on Fridays, sick as hell for the weekend. Once I got out, never again, had the flu once in the last 25 years.

I attribute my lack of flu to my only drinking brown liquids, coffee, Guinness and bourbon.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 02, 2017 07:58 AM (5pTgP)

187 I get the flu shots like clockwork in Sept or early Oct at the latest.

They take, I think, about 6 weeks to kick in. so, earlier is better.

I haven't had the flu for a long time, except 2, maybe 3 years ago, when the vaccine was off target.

Even taking tamiflu, it knocked me out for 4-5 days.

So.....yup. Flu shot every year even though it isn't a guarantee.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 02, 2017 07:59 AM (9q7Dl)

188 Apparently I clicked on something wrong when I bought my ticket and now I am in the penalty box. No priority boarding, assigned seat (now at the very back of the plane) not even TSA pre check. You dont realize the value of those little conveniences until you lose them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2017 08:00 AM (NVMlh)

189 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2017 08:00 AM (hyuyC)

190 Verify. Dammit.

Posted by: Don Knotts at December 02, 2017 08:00 AM (bc2Lc)

191 You dont realize the value of those little conveniences until you lose them.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

You clicked on "Steerage'

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 08:01 AM (8ikIW)

192 I attribute my lack of flu to my only drinking brown liquids, coffee, Guinness and bourbon.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 02, 2017 07:58 AM (5pTgP)

As recommended, according to latest research.

Eligible under WIC from Jan. 2018.

Posted by: The FDA's rockin' NEW food pyramid! at December 02, 2017 08:01 AM (zCyNd)

193 I'm exposed to the disease reservoir of the Western world, public schools.

I get an early flu shot without fail. The school system paid for a Hepatitis B vaccine. Last year I missed no days, just like this year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2017 08:03 AM (hyuyC)

194 They don't owe him a fucking thing after his behavior I'm sure.

RE Matt Lauer..... I mean seriously; the guy had a button under his desk that locked the door so he could assault his victims. You think Matt came in on the weekend and installed that? No, I'm pretty sure everyone knew about his 'proclivities' and helped him along. I think it's now a game of chicken. If Matt feels the heat he's gonna take the entire network down. Just pay him his 30 large and everything will go away on its own.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2017 08:04 AM (UaOJc)

195 By the way, the ladies called me "Mr. Limpet" for a DAMN good reason.

Posted by: #therealdonknotts at December 02, 2017 08:04 AM (zCyNd)

196 A real, honest-to-goodness bout of influenza is a very debilitating illness, going a full week in bed, to maybe two weeks. And can relapse. This is not to be confused with getting a "flu bug" that puts you out of commission for a couple days - that is just a short-lived virus. To know if you have influenza, a nasal swab can be done and looked at under the microscope. But I digress!

The good thing about actually getting influenza is that you get real, honest antibodies against flu, and will probably never have the flu again decades, maybe even the rest of your life.

I had that sort of flu when I was about 20. Missed a full two+ weeks of work (including a botched attempt to return to work and a relapse). I'm now 63 and have never had it again. Never a flu shot, never will take one.

So, don't be too hasty getting jabbed next year!

Posted by: MathMom at December 02, 2017 08:04 AM (55bwu)

197 They found out that the NFL, unlike the gubbmint, has a limited amount of cash they can create and throw around.
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 06:07 AM (8ikIW)

And that the goodwill of the fans was also finite.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2017 06:09 AM (ycWCI)

Aren't most enneffell franchises operating at a loss almost every year?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2017 08:06 AM (y7DUB)

198 They also said Obama's nutritional regulations added ten cents to the cost of every lunch and 27 cents to every breakfast, requiring local school districts to absorb $1.2 billion in additional costs in 2015 alone.

Why are schools serving breakfast? When did that start?

Posted by: Stepford Republican at December 02, 2017 06:33 AM (g6yUI)

There were billboards around the Chicago area last year or the year before that read - No schools mean no meals for children. Give to BS cause to feed the children. It's amazing how parents used to be able to feed their own kids.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2017 08:07 AM (SiINZ)

199 Rule 1: Never ever talk to the FBI without a great lawyer.
Rule 2: See Rule 1.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2017 08:07 AM (BtQd4)

200 Wife watching today show...plenty of idiots outside set with signs.

Wanna bet they had to make some editorial decisions about who'd be put in camera range?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 02, 2017 08:08 AM (vChNs)

201 50 I am sure alcohol is cheaper in SC than Pa. Best I know is The Peoples Republic of New Jersey then Delaware
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 06:23 AM (aC6Sd)

I do wonder when we Pennsylvanians can stop paying for the Johnstown Flood?

For the 'rons not from PA, the Pennsylvania General Assembly passed an emergency temporary 10% alcohol tax, intended to help with clean up, recovery, and to assist flood victims. In 1963 it was raised to 15% and in 1968 it was raised to 18%.

It gets better, the Johnstown Flood tax is added to the base price of liquor, and then the state sales tax is applied.

That's right PA taxes a tax, and the lousy PA Liquor Control Board union workers have fought both repeal of the tax as well as privatization of liquor sales in PA every step of the way which is why we go to NJ and DE to purchase liquor.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 02, 2017 08:08 AM (5pTgP)

202 "I mean seriously; the guy had a button under his desk that locked the door so he could assault his victims. "

This has been conveniently explained as a security measure to allow going into lockdown in case of a threat inside the building.

Maybe next time, the door should be lockable.
But made of bullet resistant clear material.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2017 08:08 AM (EyPfd)

203 I We feel it's in everyone's best interest to discontinue the relationship. Please gather your things and security will escort you out.. Good luck in your future endeavors.

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2017 07:22 AM (Sfs6o)

You made the right decision, boss.

Look at the mess honeydew made of your fruit medley.

Don't worry, I got your back.

Posted by: Cantaloupe at December 02, 2017 08:08 AM (9q7Dl)

204 Does all this discussion about flu shots mean I won't get to use my never fail pickup line any more? "Well, Miss Nursey, how about I give YOU an injection?"

I came up with that one myself.

Posted by: Miklos, introvert at December 02, 2017 08:09 AM (zCyNd)

205 Krak, hope you feel better.

FWIW the teevee was just saying that this year's flu vaccine is only 10% effective.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 02, 2017 08:10 AM (hMwEB)

206 Maryland, being close to Delaware even has a tax form you can fill out and include with your Maryland sales tax due on purchases made in Delaware.

Probably the least used form in the nations history.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2017 08:10 AM (EyPfd)

207 Maryland, being close to Delaware even has a tax form you can fill out and include with your Maryland sales tax due on purchases made in Delaware.

Probably the least used form in the nations history.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

They should have a BOD's conversion chart on it.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 08:12 AM (8ikIW)

208 I had heard that Don Knotts was the swordsman also.

Maybe Mayberry was a naughty naughty place.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 07:46 AM (8ikIW)

I saw interviews a long time ago where some actress said that Don apparently was quite randy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2017 08:12 AM (SiINZ)

209 13 And speaking of not holding my breath Pelousy calls on a NV Democrat to resign over sexual harassment allegations.

http://tinyurl.com/yc2q78tj
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 02, 2017 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
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My congressman also called for Conyers to resign. So proud.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2017 08:12 AM (EZebt)

210 You are supposed to do the same thing in Indiana with online purchases. Yeah, right.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2017 08:13 AM (NVMlh)

211 This has been conveniently explained as a security measure to allow going into lockdown in case of a threat inside the building.

Heh! I'm sure EVERYone at NBC has that button under their desk. Yeah, no.

Let's not forget the SEC aspects of this buffoonery. The executives at that place knew of his antics and that they would materially, detrimentally affect the value of the stock and yet they did not report it or act on it. In fact they enabled and supported him.

Yea, I'm thinking the entire network leadership needs to be rigorously examined by the shareholders and some heads need to roll.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2017 08:14 AM (UaOJc)

212 Apparently on The View yesterday, head witch of the coven, Behar led the panel and the audience in the Two Minutes of Hate over Flynn turning on Trump.

I bet her old ass is puckered today finding out it is a big load of nothing.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 02, 2017 08:15 AM (nILVB)

213 So who do y'all think will be sacrificed today? Why isn't Jeraldo going down in flames yet?

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2017 08:15 AM (UdKB7)

214 206 Maryland, being close to Delaware even has a tax form you can fill out and include with your Maryland sales tax due on purchases made in Delaware.

Probably the least used form in the nations history.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2017 08:10 AM (EyPfd)

Probably only used for vehicle purchase where one must register the vehicle in MD after purchase.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 02, 2017 08:16 AM (5pTgP)

215 Almost forgot.

In more local news, Baltimore City has already broken through the murder rate for 2016, with 29 days still left to go.

Oddly enough, Police do not seem to be the primary suspect in any of them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2017 08:16 AM (EyPfd)

216 Yea, I'm thinking the entire network leadership needs to be rigorously examined by the shareholders and some heads need to roll.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

That's what we were warned of at the Sex Ed meetings. It was going to hurt not only us, but also our superiors. Of course if reported to our superiors, they were supposed to do something about it. The great thing about email is, you would have proof that you told your superior.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 08:17 AM (8ikIW)

217 Does anyone know or have a take if it would be possible for Congress to pass a law stripping local office holders of their immunity to civil lawsuits? That way, they could be sued for their stupid policies allowing illegal immigrant crimes on the citizenry.

Just curious.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at December 02, 2017 08:17 AM (+Tibp)

218 >>> So who do y'all think will be sacrificed today? Why isn't Jeraldo going down in flames yet?

He jettisoned his dignity decades ago.

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2017 08:17 AM (cHbmY)

219 Probably the least used form in the nations history.
=====

That or the State of Ohio income tax form asking you to list all your online purchases that year so that they can tax you on them.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 02, 2017 08:17 AM (nILVB)

220 It's amazing how parents used to be able to feed their own kids.

Yep. Breakfast, lunch and even dinner at school, and food stamps at home. And mom pulls up in her leased Lexus and texts the kid on his iPhone that she is there.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2017 08:17 AM (NVMlh)

221 This has been conveniently explained as a security measure to allow going into lockdown in case of a threat inside the building.

The primary threat actors he was most concerned about were the women he harassed

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 02, 2017 08:18 AM (5pTgP)

222 I bet her old ass is puckered today finding out it is a big load of nothing.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy

To be fair, everything on her is puckered now.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 08:18 AM (8ikIW)

223 167
Just saw a commercial with Jane Seymour. She's 66 and still looks scrumptious.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2017 07:46 AM (Me6s3)
Saw here about 15 years ago at the Hardrock in LV. She sat by me at the Blackjack table about an hour. Very nice to me, pretty good player. We she left the guy beside me freaked out and said "do you know who that is?". I was like"duh, my favorite bond Girl, Solitaire."

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2017 08:18 AM (BtQd4)

224 Frances Bavier moved to a small town in NC, the closest she could find to an actual Mayberry.
She lived the rest of her life "in character".
Posted by: I remember when they auctioned off her stuff at December 02, 2017 07:33 AM (zCyNd)

Yup....rumor has it that old Aunt Bee was quite a handful in the sack. Howard Sprague was her favorite.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2017 08:18 AM (nUkMr)

225 Always get the Flu Shot. But of course I have to.

ABC correct's it's story. What a bunch of useless fucks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2017 08:19 AM (SjImc)

226 Gateway Pundit has a story from yesterday evening a Trump supporter was beaten by a AntiFa fascist badly, there is a picture of the guy in the hospital

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 08:19 AM (aC6Sd)

227 217 Does anyone know or have a take if it would be possible for Congress to pass a law stripping local office holders of their immunity to civil lawsuits? That way, they could be sued for their stupid policies allowing illegal immigrant crimes on the citizenry.

Just curious.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at December 02, 2017 08:17 AM (+Tibp)

Attempting that may be a great way to revive the Tenth Amendment

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 02, 2017 08:19 AM (5pTgP)

228 223 - similar thing happened to me, except it was Pat Morita.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 02, 2017 08:19 AM (nILVB)

229

Maryland tax form.

Oh, don't forget the 9% booze tax too.

http://forms.marylandtaxes.gov/current_forms/ST-118A.pdf

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2017 08:19 AM (EyPfd)

230 I bet her old ass is puckered today finding out it is a big load of nothing.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy

Pat Morita was a Bond girl?

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 08:20 AM (8ikIW)

231 ABC News on Friday evening corrected an explosive special report that aired in the morning saying that Donald Trump, as a candidate for president, had asked Michael Flynn to make contact with Russians.

The initial report, based on one anonymous source, prompted a dramatic reaction in the financial markets, and the Dow fell more than 350 points.

Good old Brian Ross. Then he and ABC tried to say they would issue a clarification not correction to the story. The MFM needs to die yesterday

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2017 08:20 AM (SiINZ)

232 223 - similar thing happened to me, except it was Pat Morita.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy

I was stuck in an elevator for a few minutes at DFW with Tim Conway once. He was short.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at December 02, 2017 08:21 AM (+Tibp)

233 When copy and paste doesn't work

similar thing happened to me, except it was Pat Morita.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy

Pat Morita was a Bond girl?

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 08:21 AM (8ikIW)

234 Good old Brian Ross. Then he and ABC tried to say they would issue a clarification not correction to the story. The MFM needs to die yesterday
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2017 08:20 AM (SiINZ)

Yup. There really should be financial and other penalties when these cock suckers do crap like this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2017 08:22 AM (SjImc)

235 "The initial report, based on one anonymous source, prompted a dramatic reaction in the financial markets, and the Dow fell more than 350 points.
"

Are they admitting that The Donald has had a positive effect on the economy, and that his potential removal would negatively impact our nations recovery from the Obama Recession?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2017 08:23 AM (EyPfd)

236 Good old Brian Ross. Then he and ABC tried to say they would issue a clarification not correction to the story. The MFM needs to die yesterday
Posted by: TheQuietMan

The MFM is never wrong. They just don't remember the details the same as you

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 08:23 AM (8ikIW)

237 >>This has been conveniently explained as a security measure to allow going into lockdown in case of a threat inside the building.

Riiiight. At the last office I worked in not only did no doors have locks, but beside every office door was a approx. 12" window that went the length of the door. Seemed like a good design to me in a post-Anita Hill environment. I'm not sure what security risks NBC believes they have that would require remote locks.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2017 08:23 AM (W+vEI)

238
Why are schools serving breakfast? When did that start?
Posted by: Stepford Republican at December 02, 2017 06:33 AM (g6yUI)

===

The SFUSD elementary school where Mrs. Franpsycho works serves 3 meals a day, year round. Not to our kids. To certain students.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2017 08:24 AM (EZebt)

239 Pat Morita was a Bond girl?

====

In You Only Transition Twice

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 02, 2017 08:24 AM (nILVB)

240 >>> I was stuck in an elevator for a few minutes at DFW with Tim Conway once. He was short.

Did you ask about Don Knotts' dick?

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2017 08:24 AM (cHbmY)

241 Mississippi, the three murders during the early civil rights vote drive. Prosecute this murderer for violating Kate's civil rights. Saint LBJ did. Okay, so should Trump.

Posted by: doomed at December 02, 2017 08:24 AM (UW4Uc)

242 I was stuck in an elevator for a few minutes at DFW with Tim Conway once. He was short.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque
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Dorf?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2017 08:26 AM (5IJky)

243 From Drudge-

WAFFLE HOUSE customer cooks own meal after finding staff sleeping...

How is it that it seems resonant with the ONT/EMT?

Posted by: Miklos is a a fan of Waffle Hut, but not the song at December 02, 2017 08:26 AM (zCyNd)

244 Emancipation Proclamation was signed Jan 1 1863.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 02, 2017 07:07 AM (vChNs)

Perhaps. But you forget about Time Force 1, the Presidential time machine. 10 weeks after the Emancipation Proclamation, Lincoln climbed into Time Force 1 to deliver his State of the Union on Dec 31st, 1862.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 02, 2017 08:26 AM (+F0Wk)

245 Reports: Israel attacks Iranian base near Damascus
Syrian sources report Israeli Air Force attack near Damascus, causing power outages, loud explosions in capital, suburbs; Assad regime retaliates with antiaircraft fire, with 3 of 5 missiles reportedly downed; Lebanese paper reports Israel conducted dummy raids over Lebanon, one of which was used to attack the base.

Except I doubt any missiles were downed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2017 08:26 AM (SjImc)

246 Pants down lock down!

Posted by: Matt Liauer at December 02, 2017 08:26 AM (UdKB7)

247 The Carol Burnett 50th Anniversary special is coming up.

That was some real comedy right there.
Classic.

Still holds up well after all these years.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2017 08:27 AM (EyPfd)

248
WAFFLE HOUSE customer cooks own meal after finding staff sleeping...

did he tip himself?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2017 08:27 AM (SjImc)

249 Good Saturday morning, Horde. I looked for J.J.'s links to see how the tax vote went, but then I remembered it was Saturday. Guess I won't find out till Monday.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 02, 2017 08:28 AM (lwiT4)

250 You know those weird germaphobic people who take wet naps and scrub the handles of shopping carts when they're going grocery shopping?

That's me.
Posted by: Acme Office Sex Dungeon Outfitters at December 02, 2017 07:52 AM (ajiE5)

Doesn't everyone?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 02, 2017 08:28 AM (hMwEB)

251 I was stuck in an elevator for a few minutes at DFW with Tim Conway once. He was short.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque
------------

I used a telephone in a bank of phones at ATL airport once. Stevie Wonder used the phone next to me. He acted as though he didn't even see me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2017 08:28 AM (5IJky)

252 did he tip himself?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

A handful of change in the water glass

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 08:28 AM (8ikIW)

253 The SFUSD elementary school where Mrs. Franpsycho works serves 3 meals a day, year round. Not to our kids. To certain students.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2017 08:24 AM (EZebt)

Just the latest manifestation of the schools being Petri dishes for social "just us" starting with busing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2017 08:29 AM (y7DUB)

254 Some schools send food home with the kids for the weekend.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 02, 2017 08:30 AM (nILVB)

255 Hope no one here thinks Ace's time machine is the first one, do you?

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2017 08:30 AM (aC6Sd)

256 The $15 minimum wage idiots better take note--if it ain't robots, it'll be do-it-yourself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2017 08:30 AM (oVJmc)

257 I looked for J.J.'s links to see how the tax vote went, but then I remembered it was Saturday. Guess I won't find out till Monday.
Posted by: grammie winger

As I understand it, all Repubs sans Corker voted for it. All Democrats voted against.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at December 02, 2017 08:30 AM (+Tibp)

258 Doesn't everyone?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books!

The main reason I carry a handkerchief in the winter. I use it to open doors. Especially if I used a public bathroom the doesn't have paper towels

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 08:30 AM (8ikIW)

259 used a telephone in a bank of phones at ATL airport once. Stevie Wonder used the phone next to me. He acted as though he didn't even see me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2017 08:28 AM (5IJky)

You lie, man. We didn't see you neither.

Posted by: The Five Blind Boys of Mississippi at December 02, 2017 08:30 AM (zCyNd)

260 Expecting an Amazon delivery?

http://cbsloc.al/2AuNwL9

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2017 08:31 AM (EyPfd)

261 >>>>>A real, honest-to-goodness bout of influenza is a very debilitating
illness, going a full week in bed, to maybe two weeks. And can relapse.
This is not to be confused with getting a "flu bug" that puts you out
of commission for a couple days - that is just a short-lived virus. To
know if you have influenza, a nasal swab can be done and looked at under
the microscope. But I digress!

The good thing about actually getting influenza is that you get
real, honest antibodies against flu, and will probably never have the
flu again decades, maybe even the rest of your life.

I had that sort of flu when I was about 20. Missed a full two+
weeks of work (including a botched attempt to return to work and a
relapse). I'm now 63 and have never had it again. Never a flu shot,
never will take one.

So, don't be too hasty getting jabbed next year!
.
.
.Same here had the actual *flu* once 15 years ago and thought I was going to die. Couldn't breath right for weeks and couldn't sleep more than 15-20 minutes at a time before I got a coughing fit, never got sick again after that bout.

On the plus side, I couldn't breath good for so long I quit smoking at the same time. Three weeks without a cigarette seemed to be my turning point and haven't had one since.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 02, 2017 08:31 AM (+Dllb)

262 You lie, man. We didn't see you neither.
Posted by: The Five Blind Boys of Mississippi
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Well, there were a couple of swarthy large guys that were with him that seemed to be watching me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2017 08:32 AM (5IJky)

263 248
WAFFLE HOUSE customer cooks own meal after finding staff sleeping...

did he tip himself?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2017 08:27 AM (SjImc)

Nope, had to send his food back twice, and got into a heated exchange with his server. Had to throw himself out, as apparently the manager was sleeping, too.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 02, 2017 08:32 AM (+F0Wk)

264 >>The initial report, based on one anonymous source, prompted a dramatic reaction in the financial markets, and the Dow fell more than 350 points.

The CNBC "helped" by claiming dooooom (for definitions of doom that claim 200 points out of 24,000 is the end of the world):

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/936629613962383361

You want a real example of fake news, take these two tweets together. What horrible lying people.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 02, 2017 08:32 AM (mtfdF)

265 The Carol Burnett 50th Anniversary special is coming up.
That was some real comedy right there.
Classic.
Still holds up well after all these years.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2017 08:27 AM (EyPfd)

Yup.....Lyle Waggoner was almost President Trump's pick for VEEP in 2016.

He is not gay either. Just saying.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2017 08:32 AM (nUkMr)

266 234 Good old Brian Ross. Then he and ABC tried to say they would issue a clarification not correction to the story. The MFM needs to die yesterday
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2017 08:20 AM (SiINZ)

And just like that, the hopes and dreams of millions liberal jackasses were dashed on the rocks of #FakeNews...

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 02, 2017 08:32 AM (5pTgP)

267 On the plus side, I couldn't breath good for so long I quit smoking at the same time. Three weeks without a cigarette seemed to be my turning point and haven't had one since.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

That's how I quit too.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 08:33 AM (8ikIW)

268 As I understand it, all Repubs sans Corker voted for it. All Democrats voted against.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at December 02, 2017 08:30 AM (+Tibp)
===========================

Thanks. Wonder what Corker's deal was? The Dems won't vote for anything Trump as long as he's in office. He could propose a bill to send every DACA dreamer to college for free and they'd vote No.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 02, 2017 08:34 AM (lwiT4)

269 I have no difficulty with influenza. But of course, I have also spent many years building up resistance to iocaine.

Posted by: The Dread Molnar Miklos at December 02, 2017 08:34 AM (zCyNd)

270 Mornin' Horde.

When contemplating the mass of hypocrisy that is Hollywood, consider that in 2017, an actress with a white father and black mother is too white for black roles and too black for white roles, but apparently just right for marrying English royalty.

And that's as much time as I'll waste on Prince Harry's betrothed...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at December 02, 2017 08:35 AM (lLeln)

271 269 I have no difficulty with influenza. But of course, I have also spent many years building up resistance to iocaine.
Posted by: The Dread Molnar Miklos at December 02, 2017 08:34 AM (zCyNd)

Inconceivable!

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 02, 2017 08:35 AM (5pTgP)

272 Who has money left over to feed kids when ya gotta have a new $500 phone twice a year, plus all the money to pay for free unlimited "data", what ever the hell that is. Must be downloadin' actuarial tables and orbital elements, or somethin'. Bounce the kids out at dawn to forage off the taxpayers, it's in the Constitution.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 02, 2017 08:36 AM (RuIsu)

273 You want a real example of fake news, take these two tweets together. What horrible lying people.
Posted by: Mama AJ

Jeez. Reading the comments, there's a lot of hate out there.

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 08:36 AM (8ikIW)

274 >>The SFUSD elementary school where Mrs. Franpsycho works serves 3 meals a day, year round. Not to our kids. To certain students.

>>Some schools send food home with the kids for the weekend.

Also have read some city public schools provide food during the summer (via food truck, etc.).

First, why should those families get food stamps? Redundant.
Second, what is the minimum requirement for being capable of caring for your kid(s)? There are food stamps, food banks and food pantries for those who have fallen on hard times, but now a parent isn't even required to do the shopping an preparation for breakfast, lunch and dinner - and in some cases, year-round? Talk about creating dependence; it's insanity, not caring.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2017 08:36 AM (W+vEI)

275 Expecting an Amazon delivery?

http://cbsloc.al/2AuNwL9

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2017 08:31 AM (EyPfd)
======================

Ewwwww. And yes I am.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 02, 2017 08:36 AM (lwiT4)

276 "And that's as much time as I'll waste on Prince Harry's betrothed... "

Strikes me as a high maintenance, annoying twit.

But hey, I'm not the one marrying her.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2017 08:36 AM (EyPfd)

277 lovethe Waffle House story

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 02, 2017 08:37 AM (hMwEB)

278 Who has money left over to feed kids when ya gotta have a new $500 phone
twice a year, plus all the money to pay for free unlimited "data"
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Are Obamaphones still being handed out?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 02, 2017 08:37 AM (lwiT4)

279 Who is the Fox Women in the middle of the couch with the COngressman Husband? Nice Family

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2017 08:38 AM (SjImc)

280 brian ross is the nancy pelosi of network "news." just another stuttering clusterfork. we have local weather people that are right more than that brain dead commie asshole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2017 08:38 AM (KP5rU)

281 Wonder what Corker's deal was?

He has a very principled view that the bill would cause deficits, so as a long time principled debt scold he voted against helping his party and the economy.

Just Kidding! He stuck it to Trump on his way out the door.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at December 02, 2017 08:38 AM (+Tibp)

282 Thanks. Wonder what Corker's deal was? The Dems won't vote for anything Trump as long as he's in office. He could propose a bill to send every DACA dreamer to college for free and they'd vote No.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 02, 2017 08:34 AM (lwiT4)

"He's a fargan cork-sucking ice-hole." -- Roman Moronie

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 02, 2017 08:39 AM (5pTgP)

283 Weird nood

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 02, 2017 08:39 AM (+F0Wk)

284 Wonder what Corker's deal was?

He's a huge RINO turd who facilitated Iran getting nukes by turning the Constitution's treaty clause on its head. The Tennessee GOP must be the worst disconnected state party to inflict that asshole and Bizarre Alexander on a base that voted 61% for DJT.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2017 08:40 AM (y7DUB)

285 Are Obamaphones still being handed out?
Posted by: grammie winger

I read that as a line from the New and Improved Christmas Carol.

Instead of the Scrooge line of "And the union workhouses, are they still in operation?"

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 08:40 AM (8ikIW)

286 Tom Hanks: Trump's attacks on press are concerning

Fuk you, you overrated commie pile of shit. I guess Barry going after James Rosen and AP reporters wasn't concerning to Tommy boy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2017 08:40 AM (SiINZ)

287 Who has money left over to feed kids when ya gotta have a new $500 phone twice a year,

???

We got #1 Son a phone in fourth grade, he's never broken or lost it, but its so old now we decided he needed an upgrade. We got him a Moto G4 for $89 off Amazon. Not a new model but several generations newer than my G1.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2017 08:41 AM (oVJmc)

288 286: tom hanks is a great american statesman. also, he is fucktarded.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2017 08:42 AM (KP5rU)

289 Expecting an Amazon delivery?

http://cbsloc.al/2AuNwL9

We regret that the Beta rollout of Amazon's Poop4U lawn fertilizer home delivery service was not provided according to our exacting standards.

Three weeks service will be provided at no additional charge.

The opt-out fee is $150.

Posted by: Customer Service Team at December 02, 2017 08:43 AM (zCyNd)

290 Fuk you, you overrated commie pile of shit. I guess Barry going after James Rosen and AP reporters wasn't concerning to Tommy boy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2017 08:40 AM (SiINZ)

Tammy Bruce said the other day that freedom of the press took the biggest shot when the MFM had their faces buried in Cock Curious's crotch and had their mouths too full to say a fucking thing in protest.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2017 08:44 AM (y7DUB)

291 Yup....rumor has it that old Aunt Bee was quite a handful in the sack.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2017 08:18 AM

Handful? Does she have sisters?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Al F. at December 02, 2017 08:46 AM (DMUuz)

292 Does Tom Hanks have any specific experience or qualifications that would cause me to give a shit about any of his thoughts or opinions?

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2017 08:47 AM (Sfs6o)

293 Nood

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2017 08:47 AM (8ikIW)

294 Last!

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2017 08:50 AM (Sfs6o)

295 Yea, I'm thinking the entire network leadership needs to be rigorously examined by the shareholders and some heads need to roll.

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You misspelled 'scourged with whips'.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at December 02, 2017 08:51 AM (AMVSi)

296 Strikes me as a high maintenance, annoying twit.

But hey, I'm not the one marrying ~~her~~ him.

FIFY

Posted by: JAS at December 02, 2017 08:55 AM (7JbXq)

297 274 >>The SFUSD elementary school where Mrs. Franpsycho works serves 3 meals a day, year round. Not to our kids. To certain students.

>>Some schools send food home with the kids for the weekend.

Just my two cents here for what it is worth...
My church as well as some other churches in my area do a backpack program, where non-perishable food is delivered and sent home each Friday for that child. It is hard to believe, but there are hungry children out there. Just because the parents (some worthless ones) get assistance, it doesn't mean they feed their children with it.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at December 02, 2017 10:10 AM (J6LVZ)

298 No, Weasel, that's me, on just about every thread!

Posted by: jazzuscounty at December 02, 2017 10:13 AM (J6LVZ)

299 I saw on the news last night that this year's flu vaccine might only be 10% effective against the flu strains out there. Still, it's a good idea to get the protection.

Posted by: Advo at December 02, 2017 10:26 AM (By5RL)

300 I am on day 8. I did not choose wisely.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 02, 2017 12:18 PM (BHMfA)

301 Pixy will not accept many of my comments. It seems to be when I use contractions.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 02, 2017 12:19 PM (BHMfA)

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