Nancy Pelosi, Jim Clyburn-- Previously Defenders of the "Icon" John Conyers -- Call for His Resignation; Conyers Hospitalized

The man Nancy Pelosi called an "icon," and Richard Speck called an "inspiration," is now being asked to resign.

Before asking for Conyers' resignation, the racist Clyburn offered this White Devils Lie defense of him:

Also at this morning's House Democratic caucus: James Clyburn compared Conyers' accusers to the child murderer Susan Smith, who initially claimed a black man had abducted her kids. Clyburn said, these are all white women who've made these charges against Conyers.
— Robert Draper (@DraperRobert) November 29, 2017

Incidentally, it turned out that Conyers' chief accuser was not a White Devil Woman but a black woman. Interesting that Clyburn went right to the "it's all a white devil con" defense, though.

But we're not done with the White Devil card just yet -- Conyers' attorney is also playing it, kinda. He wants to know what the difference between Conyers and the White Devil Al Franken.

Rep. Conyers attorney to me just now re: Pelosi: Pelosi has to
"explain what the discernible difference between Congressman Conyers and Sen. Al Franken is." Says Pelosi isn't the determining factor for Conyers.
— Juana Summers Markland (@jmsummers) November 30, 2017

Corrected: I initially believed Clyburn had posed the what's-the-difference-between-Conyers-and-Franken question. He didn't. It was Conyers' attorney. I apologize for the error.

It's a fair question, and one I'll be asking myself, but it's interesting that Clyburn keeps going to the same White Devil well, isn't it?

Catch me up -- racism is supposedly a bad thing, right? I guess that rule isn't as firm as I had been previously been led to believe.

Possibly because he had offered multiple racist defenses in a row -- one of which turning out to be a misplaced racist defense, as Conyers' chief accuser is black -- Clyburn went into Save Your Own Ass mode and called on Conyers to resign.

Maybe it's just that it turned out at least one of the women accusing Conyers wasn't white and therefore not necessarily a White Devil Liar.

Believe all women... unless they're white.

Racism is bad, right? I keep getting confused because "icons" keep saying some really ignorant racist hillbilly shit and they get a complete pass for it.

Conyers has now checked into the hospital with crybabyitis and a bad case of Sympathy Seeking and apparently it's all the White Devils fault for this "media assault."

Meanwhile, via @gloomhauer, Jen Rubin, who, like many "NeverTrumpers" is now simply a partisan liberal Democrat, looks past Pelosi's five days of praising Conyers as an "icon" and Clyburn's multiple racist conspiracy theory defenses, as well as the case of the unrepentant, still-not-being-pressured-to-resign Al Franken, and makes this astonishing claim:

Pelosi calls on Conyers to resign, citing ‘credible’ sexual harassment allegations https://t.co/O9yIaprbSL Good for her, at least one party has a zero tolerance position
— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) November 30, 2017

AllahPundit refers to her as "Center-Right," which doesn't surprise me. The #SalonHot25 have to stick together in all this.

Guess Rubin didn't notice Kristin Gillibrand, who demands zero due process for college males accused of sexual impropriety, saying it's up to Franken whether or not he resigns:

Gillibrand, asked by @sarbetter if Franken should resign from the Senate: "It's his decision."
— Nick Reisman (@NickReisman) November 30, 2017

Posted by: Ace at 03:28 PM

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1 I can't keep up with all the new posts!

Posted by: jayhawkone at November 30, 2017 03:29 PM (ZD+J8)

2 You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows...

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 03:30 PM (O5Q3r)

3 Hey, I get to call the others. Be right back to read all the new content.

Posted by: jayhawkone at November 30, 2017 03:30 PM (ZD+J8)

4 Elizabeth! I'm coming home!

Posted by: Conyers (clutching his chest!) at November 30, 2017 03:30 PM (DIosY)

5 The democrats, what a joke.

Posted by: zek at November 30, 2017 03:30 PM (LGXGf)

6 I'm so dizzy my head is spinning
Like a whirlpool it never ends.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2017 03:31 PM (wPiJc)

7 Ready the fainting couches

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 30, 2017 03:31 PM (FZYNt)

8 This Rubin chick, did she forget the /sarc tag?

Posted by: G. Gnome, with the red pointy hat at November 30, 2017 03:31 PM (al6UK)

9 Rubin is less sane than Pelosi

Posted by: dagny at November 30, 2017 03:31 PM (eO5CB)

10 Black people can't be racist.

Posted by: John Marston at November 30, 2017 03:31 PM (SkuXa)

11 What about Franken now?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 30, 2017 03:31 PM (KUaJL)

12 If they're willing to burn half the media and decimate Congress just to get Roy Moore, I'm ok with Pyrrhic victories.

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2017 03:32 PM (2z74n)

13 Apparently equine sex therapy is not covered under Congress' Gold Insurance Plan. So he went the conventional hospitalization route.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2017 03:32 PM (wPiJc)

14 Gotta thank Obama for one thing: The Race Card is officially worn out.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 03:32 PM (W+vEI)

15 How exactly has the Black Caucus survived?

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 03:32 PM (aC6Sd)

16 OT: ever since the site crashed I haven't been able to access the comments on archived threads.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 30, 2017 03:33 PM (tSYB0)

17 What's amazing is that when neocon Rubin was pretending to be a "con" the media matters trolls at Washpo said every filthy vile racist thing they could about her. Nice to know that she was able to ignore all that for her progressive impulses.

Posted by: dagny at November 30, 2017 03:33 PM (eO5CB)

18 The reason Conyers must go and Fake-em can stay is probably due to racism. They are democrats, you know.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2017 03:33 PM (7ZVPa)

19 t-bird, they are not after Roy Moore.

Posted by: Tomato can at November 30, 2017 03:33 PM (5vn7I)

20 I hereby award Jennifer Rubin 1/2 of a Dowd. Not sure what that converts to in Kohns.

Posted by: John Marston at November 30, 2017 03:33 PM (SkuXa)

21 Good for her, at least one party has a zero tolerance position

Umm, no. Bill Clinton, Al Franken, Gary Hart, Ted Kennedy, John Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, John Edwards, et. al ad nauseum

Posted by: zek at November 30, 2017 03:33 PM (LGXGf)

22 Don't know why the progs playbook includes, when in a pickle, feign illness. I don't think Sun Tzu would have approved.

My empathy meter doesn't register with some of my family, why would I give two shakes about an amoral poly?

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 30, 2017 03:33 PM (suO/a)

23 Who cares what Nacy Pelosi thinks about a senator accused of sexual harassment.

Ask SENATOR Kirsten Gillibrand, the virtuous superhero aligned the evil forces of sexual harassment in college and the military.

Ask her why, if Bill Clinton had to go, Al Franken doesn't?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2017 03:33 PM (MnkFD)

24 Pelosi calls on Conyers to resign, citing 'credible' sexual harassment allegations Good for her, at least one party has a zero tolerance position

zombie Ted Kennedy: Preach it, sister

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 03:33 PM (493sH)

25 TEST

Posted by: Jewells45 can handle your jewels at November 30, 2017 03:33 PM (zRZaJ)

26 Conyers will retire due to *health concerns* before the end of the year.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 30, 2017 03:33 PM (3NPFM)

27 What is he hospitalized for? Stress? Shame? I want to get away from my wife?

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 03:34 PM (a0IVu)

28 Oh, they have to "get" Moore, he's not only white, he's southern and on top of that, he believes in God. Horrible, I know, but that scares them to death. Little satanists that they are.

Posted by: dagny at November 30, 2017 03:34 PM (eO5CB)

29 Dear, sweet, wonderful Jen Rubin. Does she think we've forgotten *she* was the one who pushed hard to get Romney the nomination in '12 and then promptly changed her tune once he had it?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 30, 2017 03:34 PM (rp9xB)

30 15 How exactly has the Black Caucus survived?
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 03:32 PM (aC6Sd)

Love of hip hop?

Posted by: dagny at November 30, 2017 03:34 PM (eO5CB)

31 They saw the latest pols,

Roy Moore is winning. They are not.

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2017 03:34 PM (4dz1m)

32 15 How exactly has the Black Caucus survived?
_________________________________

They throw the best parties in D.C.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2017 03:34 PM (MnkFD)

33 Franken's MOT? Oy gevalt.

As for Conyers hittin' on da white wimmens, no duh. Isn't that one of the biggest gripes black women have about successful (in any sense of the word) black men?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2017 03:35 PM (dZ756)

34 The Congressional Black Caucus: Reinforcing stereotypes for over 45 years.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 03:35 PM (O5Q3r)

35 testing 123

Posted by: Jewells45 can handle your jewels at November 30, 2017 03:35 PM (zRZaJ)

36 Hmmm, people who make race the reason for their existence using race as a shield/excuse/accusation? Who'da thunk it?

Dishonest partisan media hack being partisan and dishonest?
Also known as a day ending in Y

But it is fun to see the spin machine turned up to centrifuge speed. Can't wait for the bearings to give way.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2017 03:35 PM (z79tQ)

37 Lord, do I despise that shameless hack Rubin.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at November 30, 2017 03:35 PM (lcgkl)

38 Ace says "cuck" now and uses (((echoes))) (ironically, but still...)

The HQ was always my favorite Smart Military Blog, but now I like it even more than I thought I could.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 30, 2017 03:35 PM (xN1DB)

39 26 Conyers will retire due to *health concerns* before the end of the ~~year~~ week.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies)

FIFY

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 30, 2017 03:35 PM (FZYNt)

40 well shit.... never mind then.

Posted by: Jewells45 can handle your jewels at November 30, 2017 03:35 PM (zRZaJ)

41 So... it comes down to this:

1. White man harasses a white woman keeps his job.
2. White man harasses a black woman he must lose his job
3. Black man harasses a white woman he keeps his job
4. Black man harasses a black woman must lose his job.

So... the white wommin are totes fair game?

If yes, we're good with that.

Posted by: Your Political Betters at November 30, 2017 03:35 PM (aT+Bx)

42 Interesting Trivia:

In poker, the White Devil Card beats every hand, including a royal flush.

It loses, however, to any hand with five black cards of any denomination.

Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 03:35 PM (42M22)

43 In the past Jennifer Rubin received instructions on what to type into her twitter. Now they have hired someone else to type and post it under her name.

She's good with that as long as the Fusion GPS checks don't bounce.

Posted by: simplemind at November 30, 2017 03:35 PM (YcDxp)

44 27 What is he hospitalized for? Stress? Shame? I want to get away from my wife?
Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 03:34 PM (a0IVu)

Exhaustion?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 30, 2017 03:35 PM (Ri/rl)

45 26 Conyers will retire due to " health concerns " before Monday

FIFY since hes in the hospital now.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 03:36 PM (aC6Sd)

46 Can Rubin make a Reuben?

Posted by: shitty puns are actually more useful than Jen at November 30, 2017 03:36 PM (+INtM)

47 Ugh. The gall. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Johnny at November 30, 2017 03:36 PM (6Odec)

48 >>Oh, they have to "get" Moore, he's not only white, he's southern and on
top of that, he believes in God. Horrible, I know, but that scares them
to death. Little satanists that they are.

Yup, and not just Moore:
https://twitter.com/CounterMoonbat/status/936267143535984640

As always, it's perfectly acceptable to say crude things to/about conservative women.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 03:36 PM (W+vEI)

49 Jennifer Rubin is as dumb as a bag of rocks. Dick rocks.

Pelousi called for the resignation only after Conyers told friends last night in his hospital room that he was going to quit after the holidays. The Democrats are merely tryign to get out ahead of the news cycle and get press just exactly like Rubins tweet.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 03:36 PM (ylUqT)

50 14 Gotta thank Obama for one thing: The Race Card is officially worn out.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 03:32 PM (W+vEI)

You don't even get an eye roll for making those kind of accusations any more.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 03:36 PM (+azJs)

51 Is Clyburn in the NFL? Did he take one knee when ranting about "whitey"?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2017 03:37 PM (VpIIl)

52 I hope that Conyers and his felonious wife decide to burn some bridges on his way out of town.

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2017 03:37 PM (4dz1m)

53 I thought being black and racist was unpossible?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 03:37 PM (ZRC8N)

54 Where all the devil white women at?

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 30, 2017 03:37 PM (xBSm0)

55 Ok Horde, new post new Gropmageddon Pervnami Deadpool.

I think Zucker eventually gets hit but it's too early for that.

So I'll take whoever produces Tingles' show.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 30, 2017 03:37 PM (72PAC)

56 This is almost as good as a term limits amendment.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2017 03:37 PM (7ZVPa)

57 Oh Jennifer Rubin....just change parties, already.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 03:37 PM (xJa6I)

58 Exhaustion?

*****

Dehydration

Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2017 03:37 PM (wPiJc)

59 44 27 What is he hospitalized for? Stress? Shame?

An erection lasting over 4 decades.

Posted by: dagny at November 30, 2017 03:37 PM (eO5CB)

60 44 27 What is he hospitalized for? Stress? Shame? I want to get away from my wife?
Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 03:34 PM (a0IVu)

Exhaustion?
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 30, 2017 03:35 PM (Ri/rl)

Here in CA that's code for "rehab".

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 03:38 PM (+azJs)

61 see Gillibrand update. Or, just read this: She says it's up to Franken whether he resigns or not.

Zero Tolerance party, indeed!

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2017 03:38 PM (8rNrN)

62 He probably figures he can stretch it out in the hospital for a few weeks until the recess

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 03:38 PM (aC6Sd)

63 Nancy, why won't you return my calls?

Posted by: Due Process at November 30, 2017 03:38 PM (vChNs)

64 Conyers probably got a beating from his wife. I've seen black women scorned, it never ends well for the creeper.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2017 03:38 PM (VpIIl)

65 57 Oh Jennifer Rubin....just change parties, already.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 03:37 PM (xJa6I)

If she does that she can't be the paper's token Republican. It's not a bad gig.

Posted by: David Brooks at November 30, 2017 03:38 PM (+azJs)

66 >>>If they're willing to burn half the media and decimate Congress just to get Roy Moore, I'm ok with Pyrrhic victories. Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2017 03:32 PM (2z74n)

To decimate is to remove 10%. I want more gone.

Posted by: G. Gnome, with the red pointy hat at November 30, 2017 03:39 PM (al6UK)

67 42 Interesting Trivia:

In poker, the White Devil Card beats every hand, including a royal flush.

It loses, however, to any hand with five black cards of any denomination.
Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 03:35 PM (42M22)

So how about the New Zealand All Blacks?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 03:39 PM (xJa6I)

68 65 57 Oh Jennifer Rubin....just change parties, already.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 03:37 PM (xJa6I)

If she does that she can't be the paper's token Republican. It's not a bad gig.
Posted by: David Brooks at November 30, 2017 03:38 PM (+azJs)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 03:39 PM (xJa6I)

69 2 You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows...
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 03:30 PM (O5Q3r)

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it blows me

Posted by: AL Roker at November 30, 2017 03:39 PM (vChNs)

70 Scarborough's dementia is getting worse because he confuses Trump with Pelosi as having dementia. sad

Posted by: torabora at November 30, 2017 03:39 PM (6dFYM)

71 All of the Left's collected "isms" and identities are coming together into one huge, winner-take-all, steel cage match. They have gone mad* and are going to do their best to destroy each other.

*I do not know if the Golden Scalp Weasel has done this or is just benefiting, but lucky or good is a swell thing to be.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Feel the Rocket's Red Glare with a Lil' Hoister Petard from the Outrage Outlet! at November 30, 2017 03:39 PM (hLRSq)

72 64 Conyers probably got a beating from his wife.
__________________________________

I agree 100 percent.

She beat him with her high heel shoe.

Just like in "The Help."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2017 03:40 PM (MnkFD)

73 Jennifer Rubin: Zero tolerance means it is the decision of the accused as to whether he resigns.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2017 03:40 PM (7ZVPa)

74 Has Nancy Pelosi started babbling during a press conference about picking blueberries on her way to school?
Or has she entered her second childhood in any other way?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 30, 2017 03:40 PM (aCNZ6)

75 Sick of this shitty running site.

Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 30, 2017 03:40 PM (3myMJ)

76 I'm too busy planning my run for president to worry about principals.

Posted by: Kristen Gillibrand at November 30, 2017 03:40 PM (SkuXa)

77 Damn. Missed the Jake Tapper hazing. Dude has aged 15 years the past 1.5 years. And it's not over yet....

LOL.

Posted by: Monk at November 30, 2017 03:40 PM (g4lFK)

78 Icon. Inspiration.
Oh yeah, that's what came to mind whenever I saw Conyers on TV blathering incoherently.

Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 03:40 PM (HgMAr)

79 -
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What is he hospitalized for? Stress? Shame? I want to get away from my wife?

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 03:34 PM

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Pervin withdrawals.

Posted by: irright at November 30, 2017 03:40 PM (pMGkg)

80 You can't convince me the CBC has a single member that shouldn't be drummed out on corruption / ethics charges.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 03:41 PM (YdCt8)

81 ... Jen Rubin, who, like many "NeverTrumpers" is now simply a partisan liberal Democrat

I have this incredibly stupid (conspiracy?) theory that after the next election, we will have 3 parties -- the Dems who currently comprise the extreme looney left will actually form a 3rd party, the Democrat party, which will be filled with "Never Trumpers" (and/or even 'RINOs', and the remaining "conservatives" will still be Republicans.

At least, I hope that happens. I can't keep them sorted out currently.

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 30, 2017 03:41 PM (DofIg)

82 That comment by Jen Rubin was stupid even for her and that is a very high bar of stupid indeed.

I'm so sick of this Year Zero bullshit except now it isn't even Year Zero it's Second Zero.

Every single thing someone did or said before right this instant is now old news and those allegations have been answers and it's whataboutism to bring it up and I'm going to go on a spree I am I just am.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 30, 2017 03:41 PM (mf5HN)

83 75

:'(

Posted by: Johnny at November 30, 2017 03:41 PM (6Odec)

84 I LOVE IT. Not only has the attack on Roy Moore failed hilariously, not only has a large chunk of the Democrat Party and the media (but I repeat myself) collapsed in the face of obvious sexual abuse...

... but anyone with five brain cells will be able to tell the difference between decades old allegations of a lesser degree, and the gratituous evil often performed in the last decade. Trump might actually be able to drag the DOJ in to arrest Dem officeholders on charges of obstruction of justice, fraudulent spending of taxpayer money, perjury; etc. I cannot wait.

Posted by: trev006 at November 30, 2017 03:41 PM (jRA31)

85 Any reporter/blogger who types "Pelosi now agrees with the Republicans, who have . . . " risks their career.

It's easier for them to pretend they live in a world where conservatives don't exist than it is to actually write an honest statement.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 30, 2017 03:41 PM (hwJah)

86 What is he hospitalized for? Stress? Shame? I want to get away from my wife?

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 03:34 PM

--

Withdrawals. He isn't used to withdrawing early.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2017 03:41 PM (7ZVPa)

87 I can't blame him. If Conyers resigned, he'd have more time to spend with his wife.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 30, 2017 03:41 PM (vChNs)

88 So how about the New Zealand All Blacks?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 03:39 PM (xJa6I)

Only when playing dead rubbers against the Wallabies but then they trump everything else.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 30, 2017 03:42 PM (suO/a)

89 What is he hospitalized for? Stress? Shame? I want to get away from my wife?

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 03:34 PM
...........

Got his old man balls stuck in a storm drain?

Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 03:42 PM (HgMAr)

90 76 I'm too busy planning my run for president to worry about principals.
Posted by: Kristen Gillibrand at November 30, 2017 03:40 PM (SkuXa)

Well, sure, they got a union, but they're not really a force to be reckoned with in politics.

Posted by: That guy who hates spelling errors at November 30, 2017 03:42 PM (+azJs)

91 >>>Sick of this shitty running site.Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 30, 2017 03:40 PM (3myMJ)

It's part of its charm.

Posted by: G. Gnome, with the red pointy hat at November 30, 2017 03:42 PM (al6UK)

92 Has anyone looked for the large sack of sex toys in Conyers' office?

Posted by: torabora at November 30, 2017 03:42 PM (6dFYM)

93 Posted by: jwb7605 at November 30, 2017 03:41 PM (DofIg)

I predicted and still predict that the socialists will break off from the dems. The rinos will be the dems and the real americans will call themselves republicans, even though currently that's stained by rinos.

Posted by: dagny at November 30, 2017 03:43 PM (eO5CB)

94 >>see Gillibrand update. Or, just read this: She says it's up to Franken whether he resigns or not.

Hey -- isn't Gillibrand one of the ones leading the charge on the campus rape stuff and/or sexual assault in the military?

Nice of a self-styled protector of women to let a fellow Dem off the gook...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 03:43 PM (W+vEI)

95 ... at least one party has a zero tolerance position ...

============

"Preach it, Jen! And tell me more about this Zero Tolerance sexual position -- I thought I knew all of them."

-- Bill "The Big Dog" Clinton

Posted by: ShainS at November 30, 2017 03:43 PM (tePgN)

96 What is he hospitalized for? Stress? Shame? I want to get away from my wife?

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 03:34 PM

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Pervin withdrawals.

Posted by: irright at November 30, 2017 03:40 PM (pMGkg)

What withdrawals? He's having a blast wearing those hospital gowns. Now, he can be naked all over the place with chicks running around and no one says anything. He's never going to leave.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2017 03:44 PM (8gDQu)

97 JIM CONYERS IS NO LONGER AN...AN...AN...AN...AN ICON AND HE SHOULD RESIGN!!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 30, 2017 03:44 PM (O5Q3r)

98 Man, the diverse communities that compose today's Democrat Party are sure all a tumble at the moment. Which community has political superiority over the other? Which one has the deepest funding pool? Bill, Hillary, Franken, Conyers, Menendez, and who knows who else all yelling and shouting and denouncing one another. The Dem-friendly traffic cops in the MSM have their skirts raised as one macher after another goes down in flames. Ach! Gottenyu! A cascade of shandehs!

Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2017 03:44 PM (Pqytn)

99 Richard Speck??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

100 I saw Dead Rubbers open for Nine Inch Nails at Red Rocks back in 94.

Posted by: irright at November 30, 2017 03:44 PM (pMGkg)

101 What's the chance that one of the payouts from the congressional slush fund for sexual harassment, went to a farm animal?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 30, 2017 03:44 PM (6Ll1u)

102 Conyers has now checked into the hospital with crybabyitis

If just pointing a camera at Democrats injures them we could fix most of our political problems and the healthcare financial issues with a few hundred GoPro drones.

Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2017 03:44 PM (FhXTo)

103 What is he hospitalized for? Stress? Shame?

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I dig dem nurses uniforms and sponge baths

Posted by: J Conyers at November 30, 2017 03:45 PM (vChNs)

104 88 So how about the New Zealand All Blacks?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 03:39 PM (xJa6I)

Only when playing dead rubbers against the Wallabies but then they trump everything else.
Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 30, 2017 03:42 PM (suO/a)

*nods*

I see. Finally figuring sportsball out.

Jackpot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 03:45 PM (xJa6I)

105 My theory: Franken got away with groping for so long because he was known to be an unfunny "comedian." Women just assumed that he was trying, and failing, to be funny.

Posted by: VA MKZ at November 30, 2017 03:45 PM (tkZ2O)

106 I gave the Queen an iCon with my speeches on it

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 30, 2017 03:45 PM (FZYNt)

107 Icon status:

( ) current
(X) revoked

Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

108 and Richard Speck called an "inspiration"

O.M.G.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 30, 2017 03:46 PM (NWiLs)

109 The national Democrat Party is disintegrating before our eyes.

The local politburos are doing just fine, but nationally. . . holy crap!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2017 03:46 PM (MnkFD)

110
Hey -- isn't Gillibrand one of the ones leading the charge on the campus rape stuff and/or sexual assault in the military?

Nice of a self-styled protector of women to let a fellow Dem off the gook...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 03:43 PM (W+vEI)

Yep. Her, Mark Warner and Marco Rubio. Plus other lefty nutballs.

Posted by: dagny at November 30, 2017 03:46 PM (eO5CB)

111 Honest question here. Can a party force the resignation of someone elected by the will of the people? Constitutionally I mean

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 30, 2017 03:46 PM (aCNZ6)

112 Conyers has been demoted to the "turning hourglass" icon, now, that everyone hates.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2017 03:46 PM (8gDQu)

113 If Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell are going to cover up sex crimes with taxpayer money, can there be any doubt that they are Democrats?

Posted by: Oschisms at November 30, 2017 03:46 PM (Y/y3J)

114 -

Who cons?

I do.

Posted by: John Conyers at November 30, 2017 03:46 PM (pMGkg)

115 In 2020 PDT wins all 50 states in a historic landslide.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 03:47 PM (r9UYA)

116 technically its a zero negro tolerance policy.

Posted by: N Pelosi at November 30, 2017 03:47 PM (vChNs)

117 101
What's the chance that one of the payouts from the congressional slush fund for sexual harassment, went to a farm animal?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 30, 2017 03:44 PM (6Ll1u)

Prohibitive favorite.

Posted by: The Chicken at November 30, 2017 03:47 PM (cGz5Q)

118 I thought Richard Speck was a mass murderer. Maybe I've got somebody else in mind.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 30, 2017 03:48 PM (aCNZ6)

119 Honest question here. Can a party force the resignation of someone elected by the will of the people? Constitutionally I mean

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 30, 2017 03:46 PM (aCNZ6)

Once someone is in Congress only Congress can throw them out (House and Senate, respectively).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2017 03:48 PM (8gDQu)

120 White She Devil made me do it!

Posted by: Conyers at November 30, 2017 03:48 PM (cGz5Q)

121 I predicted and still predict that the socialists will break off from the dems. The rinos will be the dems and the real americans will call themselves republicans, even though currently that's stained by rinos.

Posted by: dagny at November 30, 2017 03:43 PM (eO5CB)

In other words, we agree?
I'd rather lose to a RINO than a Socialist, and I think (really) that there are fewer Socialists than meets the eye.

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 30, 2017 03:48 PM (DofIg)

122 and Richard Speck called an "inspiration"

O.M.G.

Posted by: Insomniac

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Funny how most psychotic killers, dictators, and predators are members of the left.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2017 03:48 PM (7ZVPa)

123 "Conyers Hospitalized"

Good, John. Good. Since the cops still don't have their hands on you yet, now's a good time to flee. Don't try Guatemala. But Belize is nice.

Posted by: John McAfee at November 30, 2017 03:48 PM (H8S+R)

124 92 Has anyone looked for the large sack of sex toys in Conyers' office?
Posted by: torabora at November 30, 2017 03:42 PM (6dFYM)

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I gotta large sack, but only one sex toy

Posted by: J Conyers at November 30, 2017 03:49 PM (vChNs)

125 15 How exactly has the Black Caucus survived?
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 03:32 PM (aC6Sd)

We spread the money round the neighborhood, and vote reliably in DC.

Posted by: Cold Cash Jefferson and his magic freezer full of money at November 30, 2017 03:49 PM (4dz1m)

126 Let's see, if someone robs a bank the robber decides if he should go to jail or not. Have I got that right?

Posted by: dantesed at November 30, 2017 03:49 PM (88xKn)

127 Someone again needs to ask ANY Democrat: "What do the Democrats stand for?"

Seriously.

What do they stand for in 2017?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2017 03:49 PM (MnkFD)

128 Pompeo replacing Tillerson at State? Here's where they'd differ. The two are vastly different on almost every major foreign policy issue.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycnd3vps

Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 03:50 PM (r9UYA)

129 "41 So... it comes down to this:

1. White man harasses a white woman keeps his job.
2. White man harasses a black woman he must lose his job
3. Black man harasses a white woman he keeps his job
4. Black man harasses a black woman must lose his job."

you know that reminds me of an old John Lennon song.

doesn't really get played much anymore, don't know why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA8N0xy3hjE

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 03:50 PM (k1TUh)

130 Gillibrand is a berk.

Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at November 30, 2017 03:50 PM (h7sWp)

131 13 Apparently equine sex therapy is not covered under Congress' Gold Insurance Plan. So he went the conventional hospitalization route.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2017 03:32 PM (wPiJc)

well that's unfortunate.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at November 30, 2017 03:50 PM (SzDRo)

132 Mandarin who mishandle the virtues of the delectable not run for re erection!

Posted by: mao tse tongue at November 30, 2017 03:50 PM (XWfIj)

133 115 In 2020 PDT wins all 50 states in a historic landslide.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 03:47 PM (r9UYA)

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and i'll still give him 6%

Posted by: District of Columbia at November 30, 2017 03:51 PM (vChNs)

134 124 92 Has anyone looked for the large sack of sex toys in Conyers' office?
Posted by: torabora at November 30, 2017 03:42 PM (6dFYM)
____________________________________

Those are mine.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 30, 2017 03:51 PM (MnkFD)

135 16 OT: ever since the site crashed I haven't been able to access the comments on archived threads.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 30, 2017 03:33 PM (tSYB0)

Apparently its an issue with the minx.cc/1080 port stuff. If you click on one of those threads that aren't working and take the post number and copy paste that into a working thread those comments will be there.

Its a bit of a hassle, but at least they're not lost to the ether.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 03:51 PM (z/Ubi)

136 The difference between Conyers and Franken?

Franken was at least marginally funny for a few seconds in Trading Places.

Conyers has been a useless waste of flesh since he burst from the womb.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 30, 2017 03:51 PM (BfOXk)

137 Lived in Hitsville USA 30 years , Detroit was a quagmire then and still is in a poop pool,
We used to laff when someone would introduce "The Honorable Mayor Coleman Young"
Then more and the KWAMI KILLPATRICK, the political spectrum looked like a map of the Jackalone Familia, a local crime syndicate at the time.

Posted by: hudapole at November 30, 2017 03:51 PM (BxkYl)

138 Richard Speck feminist icon and prison tranny.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 30, 2017 03:51 PM (bML9A)

139 I'd rather lose to a RINO than a Socialist, and I think (really) that there are fewer Socialists than meets the eye.Posted by: jwb7605 at November 30, 2017 03:48 PM (DofIg)

I think that most of the population is so uneducated ( I don't mean formal education) and so f-ing stupid that they'd go socialist because it sounds "fair" and "stuff" is "free." These millenials are so dense that they'd love to try something like that, just because they were never taught and never bothered to learn anything at all.

Remember, most of the voting public makes those morons Jay Leno used to interview look like Noah Webster.

Posted by: dagny at November 30, 2017 03:51 PM (eO5CB)

140 hypocrisy, its whats for dessert!

Posted by: Chump change at November 30, 2017 03:51 PM (e8nXh)

141 Tillerson needs to come to New York and run for the U.S. Senate.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2017 03:52 PM (MnkFD)

142 123 "Conyers Hospitalized"

Good, John. Good. Since the cops still don't have their hands on you yet, now's a good time to flee. Don't try Guatemala. But Belize is nice.
Posted by: John McAfee at November 30, 2017 03:48 PM (H8S+R)

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Across the river to Windsor Ontario, and hop a plane to see me in Havana

Posted by: Shakkatta Assur at November 30, 2017 03:52 PM (4dz1m)

143
13 Apparently equine sex therapy is not covered under Congress' Gold
Insurance Plan. So he went the conventional hospitalization route.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2017 03:32 PM (wPiJc)

well that's unfortunate.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at November 30, 2017 03:50 PM (SzDRo)

=====================
Wait. What?

Posted by: Senator John "Park My Yacht, Sonny" Kerry at November 30, 2017 03:52 PM (Pqytn)

144 Franken was at least marginally funny for a few seconds in Trading Places.

Remind me of the scene?

Posted by: dagny at November 30, 2017 03:52 PM (eO5CB)

145 I heard John Conyers was hospitalized for having an erection that lasted more than, get this, four decades.

Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2017 03:52 PM (8b+oT)

146 Trump is God's justice on hypocrites!

Posted by: Iblis at November 30, 2017 03:53 PM (9221z)

147 "127 Someone again needs to ask ANY Democrat: "What do the Democrats stand for?"
Seriously.
What do they stand for in 2017?"

Oh, that's easy!!

"WE HATES TRUMPSES! NASTY FILTHY THIEVING TRUMPSES WE HATES THEM, YES WE DO!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 03:53 PM (k1TUh)

148 Apparently equine sex therapy is not covered under Congress' Gold
Insurance Plan. So he went the conventional hospitalization route.

I have Old Man Ballsitis! So fuck off!

Posted by: John Conyers, Former Icon at November 30, 2017 03:53 PM (O5Q3r)

149 So looking forward to the Democrat race war when they turn on Conyers and not Franken.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 30, 2017 03:53 PM (vChNs)

150 washington d.c. the septic tank of the u.s.a. trump is going to need a bigger pump.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2017 03:53 PM (KP5rU)

151 119 Honest question here. Can a party force the resignation of someone elected by the will of the people? Constitutionally I mean

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 30, 2017 03:46 PM (aCNZ6)

Once someone is in Congress only Congress can throw them out (House and Senate, respectively).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2017 03:48 PM (8gDQu)

That's happened, what, once?

Posted by: That guy who hates spelling errors at November 30, 2017 03:53 PM (+azJs)

152 In 2020 PDT wins all 50 states in a historic landslide.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 03:47 PM (r9UYA)

I'll sue!

Posted by: Jill Stein 2020 at November 30, 2017 03:53 PM (EzdLW)

153 13 Apparently equine sex therapy is not covered under Congress' Gold
Insurance Plan.
__________________________________

awww. . .

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker, Belmont Raceway at November 30, 2017 03:53 PM (MnkFD)

154 Note: Jennifer Rubin is nuckin futs.

Posted by: Sponge at November 30, 2017 03:53 PM (xttKs)

155 Franken was at least marginally funny for a few seconds in Trading Places.

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was it him who got raped by the ape?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 30, 2017 03:53 PM (vChNs)

156 I agree 100 percent.

She beat him with her high heel shoe.

Just like in "The Help."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2017 03:40 PM (MnkFD)

I'll have to go back and watch that movie because I remember that Leo McKern was trying to get the ring off of Ringo and all sort of hijinks developed as a result but I don't remember the high heel scene.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 03:54 PM (493sH)

157 I heard John Conyers calls his erection, "The Icon of the House".

Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2017 03:54 PM (8b+oT)

158 Al Franken is never funny. My guess he was groping the cast while at SNL.

Posted by: dantesed at November 30, 2017 03:54 PM (88xKn)

159 Speaking of icons, I bought a little Tiki for my keychain in Hawaii and upon closer inspection it looks a lot like he's squatting with his hands on his knees and grimacing out a dookie.

Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 03:54 PM (HgMAr)

160 144 Franken was at least marginally funny for a few seconds in Trading Places.

Remind me of the scene?
Posted by: dagny at November 30, 2017 03:52 PM (eO5CB)

I think he played the box Eddie Murphy was using to hide his legs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 03:54 PM (xJa6I)

161 Sex toys evidence? Piker. Somebody's got a collection of soiled panties in a drawer. Guaranteed.

Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2017 03:54 PM (Pqytn)

162 "Clyburn said, these are all white women who've made these charges against Conyers."

==

please, keep reminding us how and why we got TRUMP. MAGA, baby!

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2017 03:54 PM (QC/4S)

163 145 I heard John Conyers was hospitalized for having an erection that lasted more than, get this, four decades.
Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2017 03:52 PM (8b+oT)

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also the fault of the white devils

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 30, 2017 03:55 PM (vChNs)

164 So how about the New Zealand All Blacks?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 03:39 PM (xJa6I)

Only when playing dead rubbers against the Wallabies but then they trump everything else.
Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 30, 2017 03:42 PM (suO/a)

*nods*

I see. Finally figuring sportsball out.

Jackpot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

That was a home run!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 03:55 PM (6bmev)

165 franken was never funny. unless you find anal warts hilarious.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2017 03:55 PM (KP5rU)

166 "Once someone is in Congress only Congress can throw them out (House and Senate, respectively).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2017 03:48 PM (8gDQu)

That's happened, what, once?"

Tried twice, failed twice. That's it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 03:55 PM (k1TUh)

167 I really am looking forward to Trump celebrating Kwanzaa, the heads exploding when he does this will be entertaining

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2017 03:55 PM (dKiJG)

168 Didn't Joe Scarborough threaten to run for something a while ago?

He's completely lost it. PDT's Grand Master Trolling did him in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 03:55 PM (ZRC8N)

169 157 I heard John Conyers calls his erection, "The Icon of the House".
Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2017 03:54 PM (8b+oT

Sauron calls his the black tower.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 30, 2017 03:55 PM (aCNZ6)

170 Sorry, O/T but stunning new development (to me, at least):

Forthy-four. Thousand. DNC Internal Emails, LEAKED. by Seth Rich. To WIKILEAKS.

See link in nic.

P.S. -- Can someone please tell me how to use "Tiny Url"? thanks!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 30, 2017 03:55 PM (QU+qf)

171 I think that most of the population is so uneducated ( I don't mean formal education) and so f-ing stupid that they'd go socialist because it sounds "fair" and "stuff" is "free." These millenials are so dense that they'd love to try something like that, just because they were never taught and never bothered to learn anything at all.

Remember, most of the voting public makes those morons Jay Leno used to interview look like Noah Webster.

Posted by: dagny at November 30, 2017 03:51 PM (eO5CB)

Maybe. But that is NOT how we got Trump.
In fairness, though, it should have been Trump vs Bernie.

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 30, 2017 03:55 PM (DofIg)

172 145 I heard John Conyers was hospitalized for having an erection that lasted more than, get this, four decades.
_____________________________________

Confucius say politician with boner that last more than four decades get . . . bored of erection.

Posted by: Bruce Lee at November 30, 2017 03:56 PM (MnkFD)

173 So looking forward to the Democrat race war when they turn on Conyers and not Franken.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90
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Indeed. I saw somewhere people were pointing out that Conyers accusers were all, get this, white. Finnin' ta get all 'splody up in the house.

Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2017 03:56 PM (8b+oT)

174 161 Sex toys evidence? Piker. Somebody's got a collection of soiled panties in a drawer. Guaranteed.
Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2017 03:54 PM (Pqytn)

Besides the late, great Frank Zappa?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 03:56 PM (xJa6I)

175 This would have never happened if Trump had prevented Putin from invading South Conyers back in 1952!

#ImpeachTrumpNow

Posted by: Mad Maxine "Lots of Headroom" Waters at November 30, 2017 03:57 PM (tePgN)

176 151 119 Honest question here. Can a party force the resignation of someone elected by the will of the people? Constitutionally I mean

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 30, 2017 03:46 PM (aCNZ6)

Once someone is in Congress only Congress can throw them out (House and Senate, respectively).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2017 03:48 PM (8gDQu)

That's happened, what, once?
Posted by: That guy who hates spelling errors at November 30, 2017 03:53 PM (+azJs)

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I think the last time was a few Confederates that did not resign after their states seceded?

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2017 03:57 PM (4dz1m)

177 Honest question, are they doing this in an attempt to refuse to seat Moore if/when he wins?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 30, 2017 03:57 PM (+Dllb)

178 Richard Speck???

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 03:57 PM (QQ+il)

179 eleanor, look at the date on the page you linked.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 03:57 PM (k1TUh)

180 Hey Polliwog, since you're here, what do you think of Sen. Portman's internet sex trafficking bill? He's mostly a disaster as a conservative senator, so it'd be nice to know he did one thing right. Wonder how many Congressmen that bill would catch.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 30, 2017 03:57 PM (FQKBL)

181 So how about the New Zealand All Blacks?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 03:39 PM (xJa6I)

you know they also have a team called the All Whites? when will segregation end.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2017 03:57 PM (dKiJG)

182 Bonfire of the Inanities.

Every one of these motherfuckers, and Gillibrand is at the top of the list, should burn in hell.

Our next door neighbors held a meet the candidate wine and cheese for her when she was first running for congress. This was 2006 and she was 39.

I thought, hey, nice MILF, but it was just a thought. She cannot beat Sweeney, so WTF. I was wrong on both.

I'll bet Schumer has grabbed her ass.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 30, 2017 03:58 PM (U6f54)

183 Jeff Chem rejoices! Applebees to offer $1 Long Island Iced Teas all December long

https://tinyurl.com/ydgj6aw7

Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2017 03:58 PM (7HtZB)

184 The latest dirt on Matt is he was French kissing Shillary's ass.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 30, 2017 03:58 PM (jsWA8)

185 Rubin: "Good for her, at least one party has a zero tolerance position"

I must say, that lady has really veered hard Lefter. Even my creases are alarmed.

Posted by: David Brooks at November 30, 2017 03:58 PM (H8S+R)

186 BLM will go nuts if Conyers is forced out and Franken is allowed to remain. Popcorn time!

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 30, 2017 03:58 PM (bML9A)

187 Confucius say politician with boner that last more than four decades get . . . bored of erection.

Posted by: Bruce Lee
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Wood bored.

Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2017 03:58 PM (8b+oT)

188 you know they also have a team called the All Whites? when will segregation end.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2017 03:57 PM (dKiJG)

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man I hate them

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 30, 2017 03:59 PM (vChNs)

189 170 Sorry, O/T but stunning new development (to me, at least):

Forthy-four. Thousand. DNC Internal Emails, LEAKED. by Seth Rich. To WIKILEAKS.

See link in nic.

P.S. -- Can someone please tell me how to use "Tiny Url"? thanks!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 30, 2017 03:55 PM (QU+qf)

1. Go to TinyURL
2. In the text box at the top of the page, paste the long URL you want to shorten
3. Hit the 'make Tiny URL' button
4. You should now have a shorter URL you can paste. You may still need to add a space in the middle of it if Pixy is feeling frosty, but you shouldn't need to.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 03:59 PM (xJa6I)

190 Please seek attention if you have a Schadenboner lasting more than 4 hours.

Posted by: See-All-Ass at November 30, 2017 03:59 PM (EzdLW)

191 The latest dirt on Matt is he was French kissing Shillary's ass.
Posted by: CSMBigBird

The old "tonguing the fart box" gambit, huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 03:59 PM (6bmev)

192 167 I really am looking forward to Trump celebrating Kwanzaa, the heads exploding when he does this will be entertaining

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 30, 2017 03:55 PM (dKiJG)

He can have Sandra Lee bake a cake for him.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 03:59 PM (r9UYA)

193 All your techie-type people: what is a 'TLS handshake'? My computer keeps getting hung up on it, whatever it is.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 30, 2017 03:59 PM (MIKMs)

194 Oh yes, Jennifer Rubin, the Dims have always had zero tolerance for sexual predator politicians molesting lower-level staff women while on the job.

Remember how they all demanded Bill Clinton's resignation when they found out he'd been getting blow-jobs from a White House intern in the Oval Office?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2017 04:00 PM (fqUgw)

195 I thought Richard Speck was a mass murderer. Maybe I've got somebody else in mind.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 30, 2017 03:48 PM (aCNZ6)

He killed a bunch of nurses. I think he started to "transition" when he was in prison.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 04:00 PM (493sH)

196 183. Heh.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 30, 2017 04:00 PM (fA1SL)

197 I saw Devil White Women open for....

Posted by: There's a punchline in there somewhere at November 30, 2017 04:00 PM (LQLeS)

198 Gillenbrand's only in politics because of her whore grandmother who was banging Erastus Corning back when gas and Valu-Rite Bourbon was 89 cents a gallon.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2017 04:00 PM (MnkFD)

199 Jen Rubin, who, like many "NeverTrumpers" is now simply a partisan liberal Democrat

The sad part is, they were all liberal Democrats all along, just semi-closeted. Thanks be to Trump for ripping those masks off.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 30, 2017 04:00 PM (s/EUv)

200 Crybabyitis. I love you, Ace.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 30, 2017 04:00 PM (tcwn1)

201 Please seek attention if you have a Schadenboner lasting more than 4 hours.
Posted by: See-All-Ass at November 30, 2017 03:59 PM (EzdLW)

You wouldn't have to "seek" attention.....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 04:00 PM (7uYFy)

202 "177 Honest question, are they doing this in an attempt to refuse to seat Moore if/when he wins?"

They're not going to refuse to seat Moore, and it's an easy call. That would be a personal threat to the political safety of every Senator in either party, and the one thing you can always guarantee is that they will never do anything which could be used as a precedent to threaten the political power of any of them.

So they will harrumph, harrumph, assign it to a committee, and probably forget about it, although in the worst case they might issue a statement in 6 months saying that they strongly deplore the Atmosphere of Hostility and they wish it never would have happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 04:00 PM (k1TUh)

203 Tiger Woods finishes -3, 69.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 04:01 PM (O5Q3r)

204 I saw Devil White Women open for....

Posted by: There's a punchline in there somewhere at November 30, 2017 04:00 PM (LQLeS)

Barry Obama Sr.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 04:01 PM (493sH)

205 191 The latest dirt on Matt is he was French kissing Shillary's ass.
Posted by: CSMBigBird

The old "tonguing the fart box" gambit, huh?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 03:59 PM (6bmev)

That's one nasty tossed salad

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 04:01 PM (xJa6I)

206 That's happened, what, once?
Posted by: That guy who hates spelling errors at November 30, 2017 03:53 PM (+azJs)

And he got re-elected.

Posted by: Iblis at November 30, 2017 04:01 PM (9221z)

207 OT - Polliwog, are you info@ on the domain in your nick, or is there another address you use?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2017 04:01 PM (y87Qq)

208 Rubin is just stupid. Common problem with people with bylines and megaphones in the Beltway. This has been evident since she first, inexplicably, began being asked what she "thought" about any issue beyond her comprehension.

But a friend just noted a hilarious thing about this particular Rubin stupidity.

The GOP leadership - that would the "other" party, in Rubin's implied set-up - attempted to lynch Moore within (virtual) nanoseconds of the first unsubstantiated allegations from the time of Jimmy Carter's presidency. So, Jen, you see, the "other party" apparently DOES have the standard you absurdly imply the Dems have demonstrated.

Like I said, she's just stupid.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2017 04:01 PM (OkKDg)

209 they seem to be creating a narrative for Conyers to resign, but it will be due to the white devil harassing a good black man, driving the nice old man toward his grave.

Cokie sorta broke that narrative for the Twitterverse ... but the narrative is still useful for their broader base.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2017 04:01 PM (/aIFg)

210 Please seek attention if you have a Schadenboner lasting more than 4 hours.

Posted by: See-All-Ass
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Damn. *looking at all the daily schadenboner entries in his calendar for the past year*

Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2017 04:01 PM (8b+oT)

211 And an all new high for the stock market, ladies and gentlemen...the Trump era is turning out to be glorious.

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 04:01 PM (a0IVu)

212 Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 30, 2017 03:55 PM (QU+q

First, please check the date of the story, and do not link to six month old stories?

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2017 04:01 PM (4dz1m)

213 So they will harrumph, harrumph, assign it to a
committee, and probably forget about it, although in the worst case they
might issue a statement in 6 months saying that they strongly deplore
the Atmosphere of Hostility and they wish it never would have happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 04:00 PM (k1TUh)
====================
Concur.

Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2017 04:02 PM (Pqytn)

214 170 Sorry, O/T but stunning new development (to me, at least):

Forthy-four. Thousand. DNC Internal Emails, LEAKED. by Seth Rich. To WIKILEAKS.

See link in nic.

P.S. -- Can someone please tell me how to use "Tiny Url"? thanks!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 30, 2017 03:55 PM (QU+qf)

The report was from May.

Posted by: josephistan at November 30, 2017 04:02 PM (7HtZB)

215 Gillibrand's only a Senator because she was gifted Felonia's seat. Yes she won reelection on her own, but in New Yorkistan, with a (D) after your name, your reelection is guaranteed. The trick is to get in in the first place, which she did only because she was appointed to it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 30, 2017 04:02 PM (s/EUv)

216 Dems and Rhinos sure are ready to toss Moore out on the steps as soon as he steps in the door without trial hearing and 40 year old charges that can't be proved.
Not one call to throw out Conyers

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 04:02 PM (aC6Sd)

217 From Wikipedia. Wonder what she knew about Weinstein.

Labor and employment law[edit]
Before moving into opinion writing, Rubin was a labor and employment lawyer in Los Angeles, working for Hollywood studios, for 20 years. She now describes herself as a "recovering lawyer".[6] Commenting on working with her from 2000-05, Hollywood animator and trade union leader Steve Hulett described her to Media Matters as "always funny, with sharp observations. I never got the impression she was anything but a Democrat... she was mildly critical of some of Kerry's campaign moves during the '04 campaign, but she wasn't in the Bush camp... it's somewhat startling to me that she is now hard right."[7]

Posted by: Not William Kristol at November 30, 2017 04:02 PM (FVLz6)

218 193 All your techie-type people: what is a 'TLS handshake'? My computer keeps getting hung up on it, whatever it is.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 30, 2017 03:59 PM (MIKMs)

It's a network connection failure message. Are you using a VPN?

Should go away with a PC reboot or by resetting your network adapter.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 04:02 PM (xJa6I)

219 Jen Rubin, who, like many "NeverTrumpers" is now simply a partisan liberal Democrat

The sad part is, they were all liberal Democrats all along, just semi-closeted. Thanks be to Trump for ripping those masks off.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 30, 2017 04:00 PM (s/EUv)

National Defense was the only issue most of them were even remotely "right-of-center." Also, crime in their specific, tony neighborhoods....
And Israel.
On everything else

Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 04:03 PM (7uYFy)

220 >>>The report was from May.

Did not age well either.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 30, 2017 04:03 PM (3NPFM)

221 So now the racist Conyers is wasting medical resources by faking an illness?

Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2017 04:03 PM (eAZVt)

222 197 I saw Devil White Women open for....

-----------------------------------------

Posted by: Tiny Url at November 30, 2017 04:03 PM (LQLeS)

223 Oh nurse! I have a swelling . . .

Posted by: Patient Conyers at November 30, 2017 04:03 PM (QLvwG)

224 Yes, Gillibrand is one of the Senators who's taken up the "campus rape epidemic" crusade, as well as sexual assault in the military.

But...she gives Al Franken a pass for grabbing the boob of a women in the military. She also gives Al Franken a pass for grabbing and open-mouth kissing a fellow USO entertainer.

Courage!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 04:03 PM (W+vEI)

225 All your techie-type people: what is a 'TLS handshake'? My computer keeps getting hung up on it, whatever it is.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 30, 2017 03:59 PM (MIKMs)

The start of a protocol to establish a secure connection.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2017 04:03 PM (8gDQu)

226 I love 2017. Incompetent Democrat drop a deuce in Alabama and the backsplash hits them in Minnesota and Michigan.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 30, 2017 04:03 PM (ATVNj)

227
National Defense was the only issue most of them were even remotely "right-of-center." Also, crime in their specific, tony neighborhoods....
And Israel.
On everything else
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 04:03 PM (7uYFy)

on everything else, totally liberal Democrat.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 04:03 PM (7uYFy)

228 That's one nasty tossed salad

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
-----
Dammit! It's all radishes and polyps!

Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2017 04:03 PM (8b+oT)

229 Conyers attorney has that Farrakhan look going for him.

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/936295320388100098

Posted by: geoffb at November 30, 2017 04:04 PM (zOpu5)

230 The funny thing about Moore's accusers is that the Dems expected a whole lot of others to pile on, but apparently there isn't anyone who has a bad story about his behavior at any time in the last 40 years. They didn't count on that.

Meanwhile, every time a Lauer or a Conyers gets accused, half a dozen more women jump in with half a dozen more and juicier stories overnight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 04:04 PM (k1TUh)

231 "Franken was at least marginally funny for a few seconds in Trading Places."

Yeah, no. He wasn't even marginally funny as a throwaway character. He must be one of the least charismatic, most unfunny persons in American entertainment. Maybe he writes well, but his screen presence is remarkably bad. I'm just wondering how many casting couches he had to pork to get a job. And how much he paid them.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 30, 2017 04:04 PM (H8S+R)

232 "Forthy-four"

Is that more or less than eleventy?

Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2017 04:04 PM (eAZVt)

233 they seem to be creating a narrative for Conyers to resign, but it will be due to the white devil harassing a good black man, driving the nice old man toward his grave

Does that work for the entire Congressional Black Caucus? Asking for a friend....

Posted by: JEM still banned on office IP at November 30, 2017 04:04 PM (RZeKZ)

234 Even Twitter hard core Never Trumper RBPundit was slamming Jen Rubin for her BS.

"Anyone who claims Democrats have a zero tolerance policy on sexual harassers is a Democrat partisan.

Looking at you, @JRubinBlogger."

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2017 04:05 PM (OD2ni)

235 Great Britain to make Viagra available over the counter, ya that should help.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 30, 2017 04:05 PM (6Ll1u)

236 here isn't anyone who has a bad story about his behavior at any time in the last 40 years. They didn't count on that.

They still have about 11 days to hire someone else.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2017 04:05 PM (8+Ozj)

237 I could see Conyers being legit exhausted. Chasing pussy as hard as he apparently has been at his age would be exhausting.

Posted by: Richard Speck, Ladykiller at November 30, 2017 04:05 PM (TD9KB)

238 Conyers is "only" a congressman and if he goes down, another radica Democrat l black will take his place.
Franken is a Senator and if he goes down, he *could* be replaced by a Republican.

Am I right?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 04:05 PM (7uYFy)

239 Franken's comedic persona was always the clueless stoner. It was never truly funny just kind of a filler.

Posted by: JEM still banned on office IP at November 30, 2017 04:06 PM (RZeKZ)

240 Great Britain to make Viagra available over the counter, ya that should help.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 30, 2017 04:05 PM (6Ll1u)

....lead to even more Muslim babies.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 04:06 PM (7uYFy)

241 228 That's one nasty tossed salad

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Dammit! It's all radishes and polyps!
Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2017 04:03 PM (8b+oT)

I'm laughing and wincing at the same time.

Ick, ew and well done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 04:06 PM (xJa6I)

242 2 You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows...

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 03:30 PM (O5Q3r)

You do, however, need a wet finger. And it sure in hell aint gonna lick itself!

Posted by: Al 'licky gropy' Franken at November 30, 2017 04:06 PM (IY5vW)

243 He can have Sandra Lee bake a cake for him.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 03:59 PM (r9UYA)

Jane D'oh, if you're here, avert your eyes.

Obligatory Sandra Lee Christmas tree.

http://bit.ly/2lvxs10

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 30, 2017 04:06 PM (mf5HN)

244 238: keith ellison is not a republican.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2017 04:07 PM (KP5rU)

245 231 "Franken was at least marginally funny for a few seconds in Trading Places."

Yeah, no. He wasn't even marginally funny as a throwaway character. He must be one of the least charismatic, most unfunny persons in American entertainment. Maybe he writes well, but his screen presence is remarkably bad. I'm just wondering how many casting couches he had to pork to get a job. And how much he paid them.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 30, 2017 04:04 PM (H8S+R)

He was always someone you laughed at, not with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 04:07 PM (xJa6I)

246 61 see Gillibrand update. Or, just read this: She says it's up to Franken whether he resigns or not.

Zero Tolerance party, indeed!
Posted by: ace at November 30, 2017 03:38 PM (8rNrN)

...

It's a woman's right to choose if a man gets to choose.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 30, 2017 04:07 PM (yL25O)

247 Great Britain to make Viagra available over the counter, ya that should help.

==

awesome. Viagra tourism.

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2017 04:07 PM (QC/4S)

248 I recall the good old days when Chris Matthews was sane, he would slap Conyers around for his shameless Clinton shilling during the Lewinsky scandal.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2017 04:07 PM (OD2ni)

249 15 How exactly has the Black Caucus survived?

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 03:32 PM (aC6Sd)

Hello!

Posted by: Congressional gropy-rapey hush fund at November 30, 2017 04:08 PM (IY5vW)

250 Franken is a Senator and if he goes down, he *could* be replaced by a Republican.

Certainly not in the short-term as his replacement would be appointed by a Democratic governor

Posted by: JEM still banned on office IP at November 30, 2017 04:08 PM (RZeKZ)

251 "Great Britain to make Viagra available over the counter, ya that should help. "

Does Viagra even work on English men? (I kid, I kid).

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2017 04:08 PM (OD2ni)

252 Franken's comedic persona was always the clueless stoner. It was never truly funny just kind of a filler.

Posted by: JEM still banned on office IP at November 30, 2017 04:06 PM (RZeKZ)

I did it better.

Posted by: Pauly Shore at November 30, 2017 04:08 PM (QLvwG)

253 The funny thing about Moore's accusers is that the Dems expected a whole lot of others to pile on, but apparently there isn't anyone who has a bad story about his behavior at any time in the last 40 years. They didn't count on that.

Meanwhile, every time a Lauer or a Conyers gets accused, half a dozen more women jump in with half a dozen more and juicier stories overnight.
Posted by: Tom Servo

As someone else said, it's because all the left's men are pigs, they expected all the men on the right to be the same way.
Seriously overreached and overplayed their hand.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 04:09 PM (6bmev)

254 How exactly has the Black Caucus survived?

Axe us!

Posted by: The Constituents at November 30, 2017 04:09 PM (O5Q3r)

255 Given how common this perv stuff is, maybe a comeback is in my future?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 30, 2017 04:09 PM (MnkFD)

256 238: keith ellison is not a republican.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2017 04:07 PM (KP5rU)

So I was way off. Still, having Ellison get that much national exposure could be bad for the Democrats.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 04:09 PM (7uYFy)

257 The Viagra OTC story is going to be all jokey jokey, but it does bring up a big gripe of mine about our medical system here - it is one of a class of drugs that really do not have all that many unknown side effects and which do not really need to be monitored by a doctor, but the AMA has lobbied hard to keep them prescription only because that means you have to spend the time and money to go to a doctor's office to beg him to give you what you and the pharmacist already know that you need.

It's their way of using the legal system to keep their office overhead paid, with our money.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 04:09 PM (k1TUh)

258 He was always someone you laughed at, not with.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 04:07 PM (xJa6I)

...

Exactly.

He was too convincing as effeminate stewart smalley, which made it fun to laugh at him and creepy at the same time.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 30, 2017 04:09 PM (yL25O)

259 254 How exactly has the Black Caucus survived?

Axe us!
___________________________________

Do the maff.

Posted by: The Oppressed at November 30, 2017 04:10 PM (MnkFD)

260 I did it better.
Posted by: Pauly Shore at November 30, 2017 04:08 PM (QLvwG)

----

No.... you didnt.

YOU actually suck balls.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 04:10 PM (8XRCm)

261 251 - Yeah, it works on English men - makes the bromancing much more intense for them.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 30, 2017 04:10 PM (TD9KB)

262 "Forthy-four"

Is that more or less than eleventy?

Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2017 04:04 PM (eAZVt)
...........

I think it's metric.

Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 04:10 PM (HgMAr)

263 I'll be glad when all the "1960s Civil Rights Icons" have all shuffled off this mortal coil.

They claim a moral authority that they simply do not possess. Virtually all of them are corrupt hucksters and charlatans.

Their successors will be much easier to deal with.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2017 04:10 PM (xjiRE)

264 Does Viagra even work on English men? (I kid, I kid).
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2017 04:08 PM (OD2ni)

Only when it it's used while swapping spit and spooning with their fellow mates and lads.....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 04:10 PM (7uYFy)

265
Jane D'oh, if you're here, avert your eyes.

Obligatory Sandra Lee Christmas tree.

http://bit.ly/2lvxs10

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 30, 2017 04:06 PM (mf5HN)

Never. Gets. Old. Hasn't she come up with anything more horrid? That one is right up there with the Cocktail Glass Christmas Tree.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 04:10 PM (ZRC8N)

266 Clean up aisle #256.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 30, 2017 04:11 PM (+Dllb)

267
Hey -- isn't Gillibrand one of the ones leading the charge on the campus rape stuff and/or sexual assault in the military?

Nice of a self-styled protector of women to let a fellow Dem off the gook...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 03:43 PM (W+vEI)

So are you saying that you found the chink in her armor?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2017 04:11 PM (veoSD)

268 And ace, racism (which includes race-baiting, and relying on the racism and ignorance and race-guilt of your audience/constituents) is one of pillars of the Dem party and "progressivism". You might have noticed the US Constitution and fundamental American principles being shredded for years on behalf of vile lunatic social engineering with a racist core.

The US was, by light years, the least racist major country with a mixed ethnic populace, probably in history, certainly in modern times. Now, the racism of select "minority" communities cripples them, and defaces and damages the society.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2017 04:11 PM (OkKDg)

269 "Franken was at least marginally funny for a few seconds in Trading Places."

-------------

I do love that scene with the tranq gun.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 04:11 PM (sX1BW)

270 The only Franken comedic character I liked was Stuart Smalley in his recurring skit, Daily Affirmations. Strangely enough it was a mockery of the soft-headed, bleeding heart, therapy lib.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 30, 2017 04:11 PM (LQLeS)

271 What withdrawals? He's having a blast wearing those hospital gowns. Now, he can be naked all over the place with chicks running around and no one says anything. He's never going to leave.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2017

Now, that's funny, I don't care who you are!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 30, 2017 04:11 PM (QU+qf)

272 The British are legalizing Viagra for the Muzzies, its hard for them to keep up the volume

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 04:11 PM (aC6Sd)

273 So is hospitalized for stress the new "I'm going to sex rehab?"

Posted by: no good deed at November 30, 2017 04:11 PM (eIQHF)

274 This is it! This is the big hospitalization, Elizabeth! I'm comin' to join ya!

Posted by: The Right Honoramble John "Fred" Conyers at November 30, 2017 04:11 PM (HtLSE)

275 The Viagra OTC story is going to be all jokey jokey, but it does bring up a big gripe of mine about our medical system here - it is one of a class of drugs that really do not have all that many unknown side effects and which do not really need to be monitored by a doctor, but the AMA has lobbied hard to keep them prescription only because that means you have to spend the time and money to go to a doctor's office to beg him to give you what you and the pharmacist already know that you need.

It's their way of using the legal system to keep their office overhead paid, with our money.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 04:09 PM (k1TUh)

It also keeps 4-hour boners away from the masses...

Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 04:12 PM (7uYFy)

276 trying to come up with a Cockney rhyming slang term for 'Viagra'

best I could do is "Falls Niagara"

Posted by: Lee Harvey Marksman at November 30, 2017 04:12 PM (Co9e8)

277 Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2017 04:05 PM (7uYFy

My only hope is that tone deaf Governor Mark Dayton pulls an Anderson, and resigns so the Lt. Governor can appoint him to his old Senate seat.

Last time the MN DFL did something so stupid, they lost both senate seats, and the governorship in 1978. It was called the Minnesota Massacre.

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2017 04:12 PM (4dz1m)

278 243
Obligatory Sandra Lee Christmas tree.

http://bit.ly/2lvxs10

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 30, 2017 04:06 PM (mf5HN)
Yikes! Cousin It fell into a bleach tank.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 04:12 PM (r9UYA)

279 "Great Britain to make Viagra available over the counter, ya that should help."
..........

Gonna be a whole lot of manhugs and cuddling.

Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 04:12 PM (HgMAr)

280 218 193 All your techie-type people: what is a 'TLS handshake'? My computer keeps getting hung up on it, whatever it is.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 30, 2017 03:59 PM (MIKMs)

It's a network connection failure message. Are you using a VPN?

Should go away with a PC reboot or by resetting your network adapter.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 04:02 PM (xJa6I)

TLS stands for "Transport Layer Security". It's used mostly with "HTTPS". Most browsers try to force "HTTPS everywhere" nowdays, but you can turn that off on a select few.
I've also noticed much slower responses while the browser waits to establish the handshake. Breitbart is the absolute worst.

I don't think rebooting or restarting the browser, your router, or the adapter has (or should have) any effect.

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 30, 2017 04:12 PM (DofIg)

281 "231 "Franken was at least marginally funny for a few seconds in Trading Places."

Yeah, no. He wasn't even marginally funny as a throwaway character. He must be one of the least charismatic, most unfunny persons in American entertainment. Maybe he writes well, but his screen presence is remarkably bad. I'm just wondering how many casting couches he had to pork to get a job. And how much he paid them."

Clarence Beeks was funnier than Franken in Trading Places.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2017 04:12 PM (OD2ni)

282 Nice of a self-styled protector of women to let a fellow Dem off the gook...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 03:43 PM (W+vEI)

So are you saying that you found the chink in her armor?

___________________________________

Beware of the slippery slope. . .

Posted by: Ling Chow at November 30, 2017 04:12 PM (MnkFD)

283 one wonders how many leaders got paid off with Obama's stash?

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 04:13 PM (1ZkQk)

284 trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at November 30, 2017 04:13 PM (lbaKe)

285 The 'rats are all over the place. Trump is getting so much ammo. A tweet or two on this would really light the dumpster up right quick. LOL.

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at November 30, 2017 04:13 PM (g1MTt)

286 Speculation: They thought they would be able to get Roy Moore tanked without ditching them, but now its looking like he's going to win so they're getting much more willing to dump these guys in their safe seats that they know will wind back up with a democrat in order to pressure McConnell to not seat Moore if he wins.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 04:13 PM (z/Ubi)

287 Has Lauer announced that he's going to be spending time repairing his marriage? Or going off to sex rehab?

Like someone here said the other day, Breitbart would be loving this.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 04:13 PM (ZRC8N)

288 leaders accusers* sheesh .

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 04:13 PM (1ZkQk)

289 I thought, hey, nice MILF, but it was just a thought.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 30, 2017 03:58 PM (U6f54)

"Just a thought" won't save you, once our sex-crime AI app is installed on everyone's phone and can figure out what you're thinking based on facial expression, eye movements, heartrate, hormonal fluctuations, etc..

Posted by: Gooogle SJW' at November 30, 2017 04:13 PM (EzdLW)

290 It's their way of using the legal system to keep their office overhead paid, with our money.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 04:09 PM (k1TUh)

No joke. There is no GD reason I should have to go to a GP to get an albuterol inhaler for asthma that flares up for a day or so every 18 months. Or why I need a prescription to stick an epi-pen in the first aid kit.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2017 04:13 PM (y87Qq)

291 254 How exactly has the Black Caucus survived?
...........

I don't know, but it might be a good idea to change their name to the Big Black Caucus.

Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 04:14 PM (HgMAr)

292 franken was as funny as a decapitating motorcycle crash. i loathe that coked up twat waffle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2017 04:14 PM (KP5rU)

293 someone tell Conyers that the hospital gown ties IN THE BACK

Posted by: John Maynard Keyhole at November 30, 2017 04:14 PM (Co9e8)

294 283 Nice of a self-styled protector of women to let a fellow Dem off the gook...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 03:43 PM (W+vEI)

So are you saying that you found the chink in her armor?

___________________________________

Beware of the slippery slope. . .
Posted by: Ling Chow at November 30, 2017 04:12 PM (MnkFD)

Sounds like Yellow Journalism to me...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 30, 2017 04:14 PM (NgKpN)

295 Speculation: They thought they would be able to get Roy Moore tanked without ditching them, but now its looking like he's going to win so they're getting much more willing to dump these guys in their safe seats that they know will wind back up with a democrat in order to pressure McConnell to not seat Moore if he wins.

-------------

That is probably their strategy.

Good luck with that - if he does win.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 04:15 PM (sX1BW)

296
Based on things that have been reported about MLK and the new normal, its time to tear down a statue and some street signs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2017 04:15 PM (r+sAi)

297 This is the thing, Conyers, Franken, whomever Can actually take this time to do good instead of perpetuating harm on themselves their families and others.

But i doubt any of them actually care enough to do so.
but we can hope.

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 04:15 PM (1ZkQk)

298 trying to come up with a Cockney rhyming slang term for 'Viagra'

best I could do is "Falls Niagara"
Posted by: Lee Harvey Marksman at November 30, 2017 04:12 PM (Co9e

pretty much anything with a Cockney rhymes with Viagra

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2017 04:15 PM (QC/4S)

299 Does Viagra even work on English men? (I kid, I kid).
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2017 04:08 PM (OD2ni)

Only when it it's used while swapping spit and spooning with their fellow mates and lads.....
Posted by: JoeF.

Allows more than "just the tip" to be used.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 04:15 PM (6bmev)

300 Turned I slowly....

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 30, 2017 04:15 PM (3NPFM)

301 "254 How exactly has the Black Caucus survived?"

It survived because shut up Racist. That's how.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2017 04:16 PM (OD2ni)

302 Obligatory Sandra Lee Christmas tree.

http://bit.ly/2lvxs10

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 30, 2017

Good thing she's shacked up with Andrew Cuomo.

And the left thinks Melania's Christmas decorations are sad and tacky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 04:16 PM (ZRC8N)

303 Punish me, Captain.

Posted by: Franken's One Funny Line on SNL at November 30, 2017 04:16 PM (QQ+il)

304 Can one of the mods look at 256 please?

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2017 04:16 PM (4dz1m)

305 What is he hospitalized for? Stress? Shame? I want to get away from my wife?
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Correct.

Also... "to avoid the media and DNC."

Posted by: Johnny C. at November 30, 2017 04:17 PM (aT+Bx)

306 "254 How exactly has the Black Caucus survived?"

---------

Shhh. It's Gerrymandering.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 04:17 PM (sX1BW)

307 "Beware of the slippery slope. . .
Posted by: Ling Chow at November 30, 2017 04:12 PM (MnkFD)

Sounds like Yellow Journalism to me..."

Not the Craw, the Craw!!

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2017 04:17 PM (OD2ni)

308 I used to get Lewis Black and Al Franken confused. The thing I should have used to distinguish them is that Lewis Black isn't genetically incapable of being funny. I have a soupcon of respect for Lewis Black... even being a poor man's Andy Rooney, which, ye gods.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 30, 2017 04:17 PM (HtLSE)

309 Call to John.

Posted by: T1000 at November 30, 2017 04:17 PM (/qEW2)

310 The British are legalizing Viagra for the Muzzies, its hard for them to keep up the volume

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 04:11 PM (aC6Sd)

British Goats: Oh shit!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 04:17 PM (493sH)

311 Speculation: They thought they would be able to get
Roy Moore tanked without ditching them, but now its looking like he's
going to win so they're getting much more willing to dump these guys in
their safe seats that they know will wind back up with a democrat in
order to pressure McConnell to not seat Moore if he wins.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 04:13 PM (z/Ubi)

========================
I don't think so. They're all dirty. The chances of Moore getting booted out of the Senate are next to nil. I think what we're seeing is a long-due cleansing of the Dem stable - the Old Guard out, and the new Commies ready to grab the brass rings.

Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2017 04:17 PM (Pqytn)

312
Rubin has apparently trash-binned memories of the democrats unending support for bill clinton. and don't forget ted and jfk.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2017 04:18 PM (r+sAi)

313 Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 30, 2017 03:57 PM (FQKBL)

I will have to look at it to know for sure. I hate having new laws made if enforcing current laws will suffice and, as you say, Portman isn't known for his conservative instincts. I am hoping that Trump's administration removes the official cover that is necessary for any large scale operation to remain in business (personally, I suspect that's what at least a portion of the freak out is about). That would be a very good thing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 30, 2017 04:18 PM (rp9xB)

314 And the left thinks Melania's Christmas decorations are sad and tacky.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 04:16 PM (ZRC8N)

look, it was sadly missing adornments to stalin-mao-che- and the like so of course anything else wouldn't be endearing to them.

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 04:18 PM (1ZkQk)

315 How exactly has the Black Caucus survived?"

It survived because shut up Racist. That's how.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 30, 2017 04:16 PM (OD2ni)

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The Black Caucus is an extension of the The Black Urals and divide Africa From Asia.

Duh.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

316 Obligatory Sandra Lee Christmas tree.

http://bit.ly/2lvxs10

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 30, 2017 04:06 PM (mf5HN)

That thing is creeping me out. The Ghost of Cousin It

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 30, 2017 04:19 PM (EzdLW)

317 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 30, 2017 04:19 PM (72PAC)

318 I don't think there's any planning at all on the part of the dems anymore - they are badly behind the curve of events, and now they are desperately scrambling every day just to catch up to whats happening.

They originally tried to defend Conyers and Franken, and now the stories are getting so outrageous that their defense of him began to look outrageously absurd, even to the most rabid partisans. I imagine that overnight the Dem leadership heard from big donors and grassroots activists that if they didn't do something about this, the whole party was going to come crashing down on their hypocritical heads.

They started something without ever thinking through the consequences, and its working out for them about how you'd expect.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 04:19 PM (k1TUh)

319 Benji Carver: "Clarence Beeks was funnier than Franken in Trading Places."

He actually was. It wasn't a Judge Smails level performance, but for the role, Beeks played the part like he needed to. The Trading Places luggage-handler bit was forced and stupid but mostly stupid. It was clearly a freebie insider deal for SNL colleagues.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 30, 2017 04:19 PM (H8S+R)

320 Ick, ew and well done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Thank you, sir. I'm blaming chemo-brain. Had it this morning. Having a ball here. Love this place. Having a good day.

Posted by: Dang at November 30, 2017 04:19 PM (8b+oT)

321 The fire that needs to be stoked now is, "How come whitey (Franken) gets away with it, but a brother (Conyers) gets lynched?"

Man watchin them eat themselves is fun!

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 30, 2017 04:20 PM (rGF+s)

322 And the left thinks Melania's Christmas decorations are sad and tacky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 30, 2017 04:16 PM (ZRC8N)

look, it was sadly missing adornments to stalin-mao-che- and the like so of course anything else wouldn't be endearing to them.

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 04:18 PM (1ZkQk)

Well they have a Nativity and adding Christ to Christmas is just beyond the pale /s

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 04:20 PM (493sH)

323 eleanor, look at the date on the page you linked.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 03:57 PM (k1TUh

OOPS! Major facepalm!

Nevertheless, this was back in May of this year, so WTH has happened WRT this info since?

Sigh, I know, I know, Clinton, Arkancide, yadda yadda . . . no one dares to cross Her.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 30, 2017 04:21 PM (QU+qf)

324 rested, ready, but not tanned at November 30, 2017 04:09 PM (HOCMY)

you cannot tell the difference between Leftist tactics -dividing american against american and everyone not political useful tools and active?

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 04:21 PM (1ZkQk)

325 please stop with the ebonics. it's not funny, it's obviously intended as a racial denigration, and there's gonna be drama galore when I ban people for it -- again.

the guy who just decided to go full-"N****" is banned.

Posted by: ace at November 30, 2017 04:21 PM (8rNrN)

326 Turned I slowly....

Now that was actually something funny from BSG. Yoda does the 3 Stooges.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 30, 2017 04:23 PM (EzdLW)

327 243
Obligatory Sandra Lee Christmas tree.

http://bit.ly/2lvxs10

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 30, 2017 04:06 PM (mf5HN)

Brings back memories of a kodak slide projector and an aluminum tree

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 30, 2017 04:23 PM (suO/a)

328 TheQuietMan, It bugs me how they applaud other religions that actually denigrate ALL of us, yet sneer at a pretty peaceful ideology in America.

and i say that and i'm not christian and i have yet to meet a active christian that walks around with signs/language indicating they want to kill everyone not 'like them'

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 04:23 PM (1ZkQk)

329 I hope he stays. He'll provide an ongoing reminder of Dem hypocrisy. Plus, it's not like he'd be replaced by anyone better, given his district.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2017 04:24 PM (/qEW2)

330 "He wants to know what the difference between Conyers and the White Devil Al Franken."

One is a member of the House of Representatives - of which Pelosi is minority leader. And one is a member of the Senate - of which Pelosi is not?

What do I win?

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 30, 2017 04:24 PM (jWe5r)

331 Re: the Viagra story-

I predict more "sexual emergencies".

Posted by: Johnny at November 30, 2017 04:25 PM (6Odec)

332 Nood, isn't there always one just when we get swinging?

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 04:26 PM (aC6Sd)

333 Draper is as disgusting a soul as that susan chick he mentions

Posted by: willow at November 30, 2017 04:26 PM (1ZkQk)

334 Get 'em, Ace.

Posted by: Johnny at November 30, 2017 04:28 PM (6Odec)

335 Liberals are incensed that Melania looks beautiful and classy. She doesn't wear boob belts, drapery dresses, or Mao suits.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2017 04:30 PM (oiNtH)

336 Someone again needs to ask ANY Democrat: "What do the Democrats stand for?"

Seriously.

What do they stand for in 2017?

"Global Warming... and corporate America"

"You are Worthress Arec Baldwin."

Posted by: An Observation at November 30, 2017 04:35 PM (BAjPF)

337 Did not age well either.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy

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Ie., move along! Nothing to see here!

Posted by: Frank Drebbin at November 30, 2017 04:39 PM (/qEW2)

338 What the hell was Michelle Malkin thinking when she hired Allahpundit? Was she drunk or awarding jobs by lottery?

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at November 30, 2017 04:42 PM (UFgOG)

339 >>>move along! Nothing to see here!

There is something to see, alright. It is how things did not pan out. And most likely will never pan out. But no kook ever admitted that fire can melt steel, either.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 30, 2017 04:48 PM (3NPFM)

340 Simple explanation: CBC believes only whites can be racist.

Posted by: mercenary13 at November 30, 2017 05:22 PM (0dXaM)

341 But Conyers' accusers are all White. Because good Darkies bend over for Democrats with a smile, don'tcha know.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 30, 2017 08:23 PM (Skvbl)

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