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CNN Boycotting White House Christmas Party Because the White House Threatens Press Freedoms or Something

Think of all the poems Jim Acosta would have read off his phone.

“CNN will not be attending this year’s White House Christmas party,” a CNN spokesperson told Politico. "In light of the president’s continued attacks on freedom of the press and CNN, we do not feel it is appropriate to celebrate with him as his invited guests. We will send a White House reporting team to the event, and report on it if news warrants."

...

News of CNN's plans to boycott the event was greeted positively by White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders. "Christmas comes early," she tweeted. "Finally good news from @CNN."

BTW, PJ Media's Morning Briefing reminds us that CNN did not skip the WH Christmas party under Obama for similar threat-to-the-press reasons, despite Obama having done more to threaten the press than calling them #FakeNews.

Remember when the DOJ claimed Fox News' James Rosen was a "criminal co-conspirator" so they could access his (and his parents'!) digital communications? Or when the Obama administration subpoenaed phone records for 20 AP reporters? Where was CNN's righteous indignation over freedom of the press when that happened?

Alleged "reporter" April D. Ryan, who recently called Sarah Huckabee Sanders a liar over a pecan pie, whines like a bitch that she isn't invited.



Posted by: Ace at 07:44 PM




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1 I'm totally boycotting every party I'm not invited to this Christmas, too.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2017 07:42 PM (14URa)

2 Love SHS..mock them mercilessly.

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 07:42 PM (a0IVu)

3 Moar winning!

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 29, 2017 07:42 PM (3C9q2)

4 Finally! Good news from CNN!

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 29, 2017 07:43 PM (cu8/f)

5 Everyone will say, wow, you can really smell the Christmas trees this year . . . what's different?

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2017 07:43 PM (14URa)

6 C N Who?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2017 07:44 PM (0tfLf)

7 She should Tweet...

Dang.... and I was going to bake a special PIE just for CNN...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 29, 2017 07:44 PM (NgKpN)

8 Can I go? I can only imagine the kind of shindig Trump throws, and I'd love a tour of the decorations with Melania!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2017 07:44 PM (4ErVI)

9 You know who'd be a great next outed rapist?
Lebron James. Here's why:

After the pussy-grabbing tape was on Fake News, Lebon, a clinton supporter, condemned Trump for claiming it was "locker room talk." Lerbon said he doesn't know anyone who talks like that in locker rooms.

My ass.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 07:44 PM (4tiDW)

10 There's a New Sheriff in town.

If he doesn't like you, you're not invited to the party. Or called on in a press conference.

Suck it up, buttercups. Actions have consequences.

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 07:44 PM (aT+Bx)

11 Buh-bye!

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 07:44 PM (42M22)

12 This is a test... of some sort....

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 07:44 PM (o5N8j)

13 I would like to go...I bet it would be a fun party...can' wait to see what Melania wears.

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 07:45 PM (a0IVu)

14 I was also not invited to the White House Christmas Party.

Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 07:45 PM (Sfs6o)

15 Oh April, the disdain isn't just from the White House.

Posted by: no good deed at November 29, 2017 07:45 PM (eIQHF)

16
I do not get pushed down like a fat woman!

I checked for a nood before I 'mented and then BAM, nood everywhere!

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 07:45 PM (4tiDW)

17 Sarah is the best!

Posted by: Bosk at November 29, 2017 07:45 PM (yxCo0)

18 No, April, it's not you, it's us. We're just going through a thing right now, you know? Seriously, you're beautiful and I'm sure someone really special will invite you to their Christmas Party, or holiday party or whatever. You'll have a great time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 07:45 PM (BoMuO)

19 CNN did not leave Baghdad even though Saddam was torturing and killing people.

So yeah methinks CNN doth scream wolf falsely. Again.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 07:45 PM (I6UVN)

20 Alleged "reporter" April D. Ryan is also a suspected Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sympathizer.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 07:45 PM (y87Qq)

21 (Rummaging around in sock drawer.)

Nope. No fucks left to give. Looked everywhere.

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 07:45 PM (42M22)

22 I can believe SHS eats a lot of pie. Like her dad. And brothers. It is genes in action,

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 07:46 PM (RrhD2)

23 CNN says it's because of PDT's attacks on the 1st amendment but really they're just scared of the creche.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 29, 2017 07:46 PM (+y/Ru)

24 After the pussy-grabbing tape was on Fake News, Lebon, a clinton
supporter, condemned Trump for claiming it was "locker room talk."
Lerbon said he doesn't know anyone who talks like that in locker rooms.

----

Yeah. Right.

I've worked in live entertainment. People talk like that every single day.

Case in point:

In '89 or so, I had a guy tell me he wanted to "eff me until my eyes rolled into the back of my head."

I laughed and said I was too tired.

That was back in the day when you were vigorously blackballed for reporting things like that.

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 07:46 PM (aT+Bx)

25 Will there be dancing? What do people do at these sorts of parties?

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 07:46 PM (a0IVu)

26 You know who'd be a great next outed rapist?
Lebron James. Here's why:

After the pussy-grabbing tape was on Fake News, Lebon, a clinton supporter, condemned Trump for claiming it was "locker room talk." Lerbon said he doesn't know anyone who talks like that in locker rooms.

My ass.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 07:44 PM (4tiDW)


Because It ain't 'talk' when you are Lebrun.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2017 07:46 PM (IWbvi)

27
Just 6 days ago this same leftist hack fake journalist implied that Sarah Sanders would POISON her. And she wasn't joking.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 07:46 PM (4tiDW)

28 Oh, well. I'm off to get ready for the WH Christmas party.
If things are slow, I'll comment from work.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 07:47 PM (BoMuO)

29 "We're not attending but we're sending a crew to report on any news if any news happens."

Well, isn't that, like, FUCKING ATTENDING???

Or are the crew going to stand in the corner. Watching. Waiting. Plotting......

Posted by: The mass media can EABOD at November 29, 2017 07:47 PM (UbvVs)

30 A D list enemy not invited to her enemies party... shocking..

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 07:47 PM (o5N8j)

31 April Ryan is a jibbering imbecile and should be pushed out into the street.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 07:47 PM (oVJmc)

32 No no no, that is April O'Neal in a curve hugging yellow jumpsuit that reports on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 07:47 PM (I6UVN)

33 April Ryan, Please call Jim Clyburn I'm sure he'll give you a reason they have disdain for you, because it couldn't possibly be that you're a stupid, completely partisan hack/s.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 07:47 PM (8+Ozj)

34 >>>Will there be dancing? What do people do at these sorts of parties?

Wear mistletoe belts.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 07:47 PM (RrhD2)

35 CNN says it's because of PDT's attacks on the 1st amendment but really they're just scared of the creche.
--

Well duh.

The creche is equivalent to holding a cross and a Bible and chanting "The Power of Christ Compels Thee."

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 07:48 PM (aT+Bx)

36 Chris Cuomo was very upset that he won't get to have his picture taken with Santa

Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 07:48 PM (ANIFC)

37 NO, I'm not going to the Prom with Billy... he is icky....

/mumbles... and beside, he didn't ask...

Posted by: CNN acting like a teenage girl at November 29, 2017 07:48 PM (NgKpN)

38 The press hasn't changed since mao's great leap forward. Those dbags were writing about people dancing in the streets from their hotel balconies. They are such a useless lot.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 29, 2017 07:48 PM (12Vsr)

39 Oh, I bet Tucker will be on fire tonight.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2017 07:48 PM (GsAUU)

40 That was back in the day when you were vigorously blackballed for reporting things like that.

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 07:46 PM (aT+Bx)


Tell us more about this "blackballed".

Posted by: Obama at November 29, 2017 07:48 PM (IWbvi)

41 29
"We're not attending but we're sending a crew to report on any news if any news happens."



Well, isn't that, like, FUCKING ATTENDING???



Or are the crew going to stand in the corner. Watching. Waiting. Plotting......

Posted by: The mass media can EABOD at November 29, 2017 07:47 PM (UbvVs)
They might be hiding out in the bushes looking in.

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 07:48 PM (a0IVu)

42 CNN is boycotting because it is a Christmas party and the tree has ornaments not condoms on it.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 07:49 PM (SzZnW)

43 Awwwwww... April Ryan feels unloved. Might not be that way if she wasn't such an asshole.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 29, 2017 07:49 PM (O5Q3r)

44 CNN Boycotting White House Christmas Party


****


Who said CNN never does anything nice?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 29, 2017 07:49 PM (h1jJh)

45 Oh, I bet Tucker will be on fire tonight.

==

that comment is just asking for it ....

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 07:49 PM (QC/4S)

46 What petty little children.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 07:49 PM (/tuJf)

47 Fake News! They'll be there.

Posted by: jsg at November 29, 2017 07:49 PM (kdEzO)

48 After the pussy-grabbing tape was on Fake News, Lebon, a clinton supporter, condemned Trump for claiming it was "locker room talk." Lerbon said he doesn't know anyone who talks like that in locker rooms.

My ass.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer

--Willowed:

With the exception of A.C. Green, Jeremy Lin, and Jimmer Fredette, I'd just assume every current and former NBA player is a petri dish of STD.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2017 07:50 PM (GsAUU)

49 "We're not attending but we're sending a crew to report on any news if any news happens."

Sorry. Not on the list.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 07:50 PM (oVJmc)

50

Thank Christ that Sean Spice is out of that position.
The man was a doormat.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 07:50 PM (4tiDW)

51 "We're not attending but we're sending a crew to report on any news if any news happens."



Well, isn't that, like, FUCKING ATTENDING???



Or are the crew going to stand in the corner. Watching. Waiting. Plotting......
---

The crew will be standing far away from the food, beverages and the important people. Maybe even in the hallway. There will be video through one open door, and it will be slightly out of focus.

Most of those attending will perceive those in the hallway as "invisible."

Aka "shunned."

However, some will walk by and taunt them with the food they cannot eat and the liquor they cannot drink.

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 07:50 PM (aT+Bx)

52 Bummer.I miss the days when the asshole always got punched at the Christmas party.

Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2017 07:51 PM (nisXv)

53
With the exception of A.C. Green, Jeremy Lin, and Jimmer Fredette, I'd just assume every current and former NBA player is a petri dish of STD.

No doubt. And Chuck Connors.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 07:51 PM (4tiDW)

54 They can go. They just won't be let in. sad

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2017 07:51 PM (6dFYM)

55 >>>I had a guy tell me he wanted to "eff me until my eyes rolled into the back of my head."


Yeah, they all talk big. What they want and what they can deliver are two different things.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 29, 2017 07:51 PM (cu8/f)

56 Sarah Huckabee Sanders is the greatest White House press secretary ever.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 07:51 PM (sdi6R)

57 Tell us more about this "blackballed".


Posted by: Obama at November 29, 2017 07:48 PM
---

It does not mean what you think it means.

Sorry.

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 07:51 PM (aT+Bx)

58 Set a place at the main table with the CNN logo and an empty chair.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 29, 2017 07:51 PM (kvpEo)

59 April Ryan says she was not invited to the W.H. Christmas party for the first time in 20 years covering the White House. "I don't think they like me."


I don't like you either and I have the death sentence in 12 systems.

-- Guy from Star Wars bar scene.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 29, 2017 07:51 PM (T71PA)

60 CNN is throwing a hinny fit.

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 07:51 PM (42M22)

61 They might be hiding out in the bushes

=====
Line forms behind me

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 29, 2017 07:51 PM (ANIFC)

62 Several years ago when saying "merry Christmas" became unPC, Ann Coulter commented that it was the best Christmas ever because you could say "merry Christmas" but meaning "fvck you" and have it understood that way.

It's like everything old is new again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 29, 2017 07:51 PM (+y/Ru)

63 Why would April Ryan want to go and hang out with people she disdains?

Let her stay home and watch the highlights on Fox News.

Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2017 07:52 PM (1w7Vb)

64 MoonPie Twitter is awesome. Just dont tell SHS.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 07:52 PM (RrhD2)

65 the punch bowl will be missing its turd.

Posted by: Cokedup Roberts at November 29, 2017 07:52 PM (nFwvY)

66 Have noticed that that rascally Trump has inserted Christianity back into Holidays... the horror...

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 07:52 PM (o5N8j)

67 I feel like I'm opening an advent calendar, except each little cubby hole contains delicious revenge.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 07:52 PM (qJtVm)

68 Their Christmas card is great 'Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year' not the 'Happy Holidays" shit the Obama's had on their rubbish card. PDYT's card is all gold and glitzy.

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 07:52 PM (a0IVu)

69 LeBron, "Don't worry about no STD"

Hookup grrl, "OMG! You don't watch Star Trek Discovery? That's it! I'm so gone."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 07:53 PM (I6UVN)

70 I boycotted Obama's holiday choom gang parties cuz he always bogarted that joint ... and redistributed my good blow. FU Barrack ... you still owe me creepy duude.

signed ... Barrack's old choom gang

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 07:53 PM (/aIFg)

71 Sources Say Trump Administration To Stage Ruse Terrorist Attack On White House Christmas Party To Wipe Out Despised White House Press Corps

Posted by: This...is CNN at November 29, 2017 07:53 PM (O5Q3r)

72 After CNN said that they weren't attending didn't Sarah say "Early Christmas from CNN!"? I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 07:53 PM (8+Ozj)

73 Oooh is that mistletoe? Bitch was askin for it!

Posted by: Garrisome Kiellor at November 29, 2017 07:53 PM (aHLmf)

74 The White House doesn't have disdain for you April. They just don't like you.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2017 07:53 PM (6bmev)

75 April Ryan also is not invited to my Christmas party. Because I dont like her either.

Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 07:54 PM (hZ+us)

76 "For whatever reason, they have disdain for me."

Oh, sweetie, comb your hair over it and nobody will see that point on the top of your head.

Bless yer heart.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 29, 2017 07:54 PM (7UW64)

77 Speaking of Ann Coulter, her column today about the Pervnado is epic.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2017 07:54 PM (GsAUU)

78 I, however, will be receiving my annual WH Christmas Party invite, any day now.

Evan, my second will accompany me as we have another go at altering the trajectory of tyranny.

*sigh* If only she could have won, what glorious Pomp and Circumstance we would have had.

Posted by: Bill Kristol, Esq. at November 29, 2017 07:54 PM (wf3RQ)

79 Their Christmas card is great 'Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year' not
the 'Happy Holidays" shit the Obama's had on their rubbish card. PDYT's
card is all gold and glitzy
--

Did you see the photos of Melania in the white dress hugging the black school children? Was really, really lovely. One of the children asked if she was an angel.

That must have made a lot of liberals die inside.

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 07:54 PM (aT+Bx)

80 *waves to Eris*

Got some new twists/ideas for the SF story. Care to read about them?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 07:54 PM (I6UVN)

81 Breaking: In other news, the White House Christmas party just got better, times eleventy!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 07:54 PM (aHLmf)

82 THIS. Is CNN.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 29, 2017 07:54 PM (U6f54)

83 Sarah Huckabee Sanders is the greatest White House press secretary ever.
Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 07:51 PM (sdi6R)

she' got her father's gif of gab

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 07:55 PM (QC/4S)

84 The best way to mitigate butthurt is to chew those pecans before you swallow.

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2017 07:55 PM (wx3l0)

85 The most petulant name in news.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 07:55 PM (y87Qq)

86 Come to think of it, I didn't invite any of the press to my Christmas party, either.

Huh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 29, 2017 07:55 PM (7UW64)

87 GIFT

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 07:55 PM (QC/4S)

88 Sure, Anna.

Do they involve ficuses?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 07:55 PM (qJtVm)

89 Hahahaha. SHS is pretty damn funny.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 07:55 PM (+azJs)

90 For the ultimate payback, Trump needs to tape a hand-lettered sign to the front of the White House gate:

NO LIBRULS AL⅃OWED

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 07:56 PM (42M22)

91 No ficuses. But reality is reshaping things.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 07:56 PM (I6UVN)

92 Why should anybody who claims Christianity be assumed to put "Merry Christmas"on their cards?. I know that Obama used Christianity and the black church to get ahead in Chicago, but he ostensibly claimed it, so the "Happy Holidays" really was a signal to the in crowd, wasn't it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 07:56 PM (8+Ozj)

93 Dunno why, but it reminds me of that AR-15 t-shirt I got a week or so ago:

"...nobody needs a whiny little bitch either yet here you are".


I am enjoying SHS more every day.

And everyone loved that t-shirt at the gun store.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 29, 2017 07:56 PM (Ktb8D)

94
I wonder if Uncle Harv is gonna decorate and trim his tree this Christmas?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 07:56 PM (8O3HH)

95
It is kinda amazing Sarah Sanders just popped out of nowhere and BAM she's the best press secretary ever!

Well done, Mr and Mrs Huckabee.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 07:56 PM (4tiDW)

96 It's beginning to look a lot like #Winning
Ev'rywhere you go...

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 07:56 PM (EzdLW)

97
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is the greatest White House press secretary ever.
Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 07:51 PM (sdi6R)

she' got her father's gif of gab
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 07:55 PM (QC/4S)






And, thank the Lord, none of his lack of judgement.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2017 07:57 PM (eXA4G)

98 Why would April Ryan want to go and hang out with people she disdains?



Let her stay home and watch the highlights on Fox News.

Maybe Huckabee will bake her a pie.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 29, 2017 07:57 PM (O5Q3r)

99 Not like in Lake Woe-be-gone.

Posted by: Grabmesome Keillor at November 29, 2017 07:57 PM (vDqXW)

100 CNN is complaining about Trump, who hasn't illegally wiretapped any reporters like Obama did.

Get fucked, CNN.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2017 07:57 PM (BfOXk)

101 Their Christmas card is great 'Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year' not the 'Happy Holidays" shit the Obama's had on their rubbish card. PDYT's
card is all gold and glitzy



It's yuuuuuuuuge!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2017 07:57 PM (6bmev)

102 CNN were ALWAYS honored guests at Saddam Hussein's Christmas parties!

Posted by: April somebody at November 29, 2017 07:57 PM (zCyNd)

103 32 No no no, that is April O'Neal in a curve hugging yellow jumpsuit that reports on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 07:47 PM (I6UVN


It's O'Neil. And also a porn star. So when you go doing your searches be sure to have the safe search turned on. Or off depending on what you hope to see.

Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 29, 2017 07:57 PM (z/Ubi)

104 So, yea, I look like the Grinch, big deal, have you ever been to Lake Wantmydong?

Posted by: Garry Kellior at November 29, 2017 07:58 PM (aHLmf)

105 wonder if Uncle Harv is gonna decorate and trim his tree this Christmas?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 07:56 PM (8O3HH)


More flocking than ever before. He hada lot of free time this year.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2017 07:58 PM (IWbvi)

106 Speaking of Ann Coulter, her column today about the Pervnado is epic.
Posted by: logprof
-----------

Haven't looked, but I'll bet the snark is heavy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 07:58 PM (5OO3x)

107 Pie-gate still stings.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 07:58 PM (vDqXW)

108 >> It's O'Neil. And also a porn star

How do you know that. I'm so appalled..........

Also, relieve I'm not the only one who knew..............

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 07:58 PM (8O3HH)

109 Three months ago I never would have guessed that the founder of TMZ was a bona fide journalist.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2017 07:58 PM (GsAUU)

110 President Jill Stein's holiday card would be 100% recycled brown paper with a picture of a starving polar bear on it.

President Gary John's holiday card? No one remembers because they smoked it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 07:58 PM (I6UVN)

111 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 07:56 PM (8+Ozj)

Meant "be ashamed" to put Merry Christmas...

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 07:58 PM (8+Ozj)

112 Okay, had to look up April Ryan, cause unimportant and everything.... she does not look like a party asset, to be so snotty...

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 07:59 PM (o5N8j)

113 Kyle's moustache looks like it is well-starched with semen.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 07:59 PM (6FqZa)

114
For whatever reason, they have disdain for me.

I noticed disdain, too. Try antiperspirant.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 07:59 PM (IqV8l)

115 Tucker airing hot mike footage of Matt Lauer

Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 07:59 PM (ANIFC)

116 Yeah...did I ever show you the pictures of "April's showers"?

I'm the one in the sexy silk Depends.

Posted by: Rep. John Conyers at November 29, 2017 08:00 PM (zCyNd)

117 You must wait until I post a comment, then put up the new thread...

You know, if someone would just GIVE me a decent excuse to not go to any office Christmas parties, I would gladly take it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:00 PM (Pz4pT)

118 Well, good ?

Now we won't be inundated with their bullshit made up bullshit.

Posted by: jsg at November 29, 2017 08:00 PM (kdEzO)

119 Mebe they should put the Mao ornament back on the tree?

Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 29, 2017 08:00 PM (fpI3S)

120 94
I wonder if Uncle Harv is gonna decorate and trim his tree this Christmas?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 07:56 PM (8O3HH)


With a string of pearlss

Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 29, 2017 08:00 PM (z/Ubi)

121 They can have their own Holiday Party and go buttfucking crazy. Kathy Griffin can shove a 20" salami up Andy Cooper's pooper and then lead a group circle jerk cumulating in a fountain of holiday love.

Posted by: Gropocalypse Now, you know you want me baby at November 29, 2017 08:00 PM (UdKB7)

122 Tucker airing hot mike footage of Matt Lauer
Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 07:59 PM

OK Moron Poll. Politics aside. Katie Couric, yes or no?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:00 PM (aHLmf)

123 Haven't looked, but I'll bet the snark is heavy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 07:58 PM (5OO3x)

--Oh, it's good. Bookended with last week's about Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2017 08:00 PM (GsAUU)

124 It'll be interesting to see what happens when Trump turns on the giant MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES! sign on top of the White House. It'll be yuge and it'll flash too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2017 08:00 PM (4ErVI)

125
btw, if you didn't notice, fake journalist leftist hack April Ryan is clearly implying she didn't get invited by the Trump admin because SHE'S BLACK and Trump is a racist.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 08:01 PM (4tiDW)

126 Katie is still an over-caffeinated chipmunk while Mika is a squirrel-girl.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 08:01 PM (I6UVN)

127 119
Mebe they should put the Mao ornament back on the tree?
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 29, 2017 08:00 PM (

Hey dead Commie ornaments.... it could be a Thing....

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:01 PM (o5N8j)

128 'OK Moron Poll. Politics aside. Katie Couric, yes or no?"


After seeing that video of her twerking several years ago....probably.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:01 PM (EyPfd)

129 Okay, had to look up April Ryan, cause unimportant and everything.... she does not look like a party asset, to be so snotty...
Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 07:59 PM (o5N8j)


Eek!

We've been lied to folks. Gary Coleman did not die, he crossed over.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:02 PM (Pz4pT)

130 OK Moron Poll. Politics aside. Katie Couric, yes or no?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:00 PM (aHLmf)

What does the Doomsday Clock say?

Posted by: Union of Concerned Scientists at November 29, 2017 08:02 PM (zCyNd)

131 They can have their own Holiday Party and go buttfucking crazy. Kathy Griffin can shove a 20" salami up Andy Cooper's pooper and then lead a group circle jerk cumulating in a fountain of holiday love.
Posted by: Gropocalypse Now, you know you want me baby at November 29, 2017

Sounds like fun. I imagine it would be held in the Super Dome? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 29, 2017 08:02 PM (aHLmf)

132 OK Moron Poll. Politics aside. Katie Couric, yes or no?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:00 PM (aHLmf)

No, not even in the 1990s when she was at her peak looks.

I never liked her.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2017 08:02 PM (4ErVI)

133 OK Moron Poll. Politics aside. Katie Couric, yes or no?
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:00 PM (aHLmf)

...Check yes or noooo!

> Yes

Posted by: King George at November 29, 2017 08:02 PM (wf3RQ)

134 I bet Matt Lauer won't be going to the party either.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 08:03 PM (/tuJf)

135 What does the Doomsday Clock say?
Posted by: Union of Concerned Scientists at November 29, 2017 08:02 PM

Whatever you want it to.....

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:03 PM (aHLmf)

136 How can you have a party is Anderson Cooper isn't there?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 29, 2017 08:03 PM (+y/Ru)

137 108 >> It's O'Neil. And also a porn star

How do you know that. I'm so appalled..........

Also, relieve I'm not the only one who knew..............
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 07:58 PM (8O3HH)


Well I only know because back when G4 was a network and had X Play on they had her on to do testing for the Xbox Kinect. You know important things like if it would recognize a naked person and scan in a dildo.

Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at November 29, 2017 08:03 PM (z/Ubi)

138 122
Tucker airing hot mike footage of Matt Lauer
Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 07:59 PM

OK Moron Poll. Politics aside. Katie Couric, yes or no?
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:00 PM (

Hysterical malevolent Leftist Narcissist.... nah..

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:03 PM (o5N8j)

139 Oh, the grilling Lauer gave O'Reilley two months ago . . . ah, the Schadenfreude.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2017 08:03 PM (GsAUU)

140 Didn't Michelle in the first year redecorate some of the White House tree ornaments. Ones used by previous administrations?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 08:03 PM (I6UVN)

141 It'll be interesting to see what happens when Trump turns on the giant MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES! sign on top of the White House.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2017 08:00 PM (4ErVI)
---
Wouldn't that be MAGA Christmas?

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 08:03 PM (vDqXW)

142 Leftists are still pissed that Muslims use a 354-day lunar calendar, and so there's no fixed dare for Ramadan or Eid in the Western calendar. Since absolutely no one has the patience to calculate when the heel Ramadan is every year, they can't have a regularly-schedeul whine-fest that all the veil Christians aren't being multicultural enough.

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 08:04 PM (42M22)

143 'OK Moron Poll. Politics aside. Katie Couric, yes or no? '

I think I misunderstood the question.

I thought you were asking about Lauer tapping that, not me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:04 PM (EyPfd)

144 >>Politics aside. Katie Couric, yes or no?


Nope. Once I've seen her Colon, I lose all interest in a girl.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 08:04 PM (YdCt8)

145 Katie Couric?

Not with Chelsea Manning's duck....

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 08:04 PM (SzZnW)

146 Ok. I'll admit, she's kinda cute. So I wood. Not anything more than 17.3 minutes. But yea, why not.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:04 PM (aHLmf)

147 veil Christians = evil Christians

Works both ways, though.

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 08:04 PM (42M22)

148 This day just gets funnier and funnier.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 29, 2017 08:04 PM (JyFLk)

149 April Ryan doesn't understand why some people disdain het?

That's some world class denial there.

Posted by: Country Boy - resurrected so many times even Jesus would be proud at November 29, 2017 08:05 PM (wnKOA)

150 Katie Couric would be a two swag bagger.

Posted by: Union of Concerned Molnars at November 29, 2017 08:05 PM (zCyNd)

151 From the reports we're hearing, the press has been a little bit too free...

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2017 08:05 PM (tIhIY)

152 I thought you were asking about Lauer tapping that, not me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:04

Oh sure you did.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:05 PM (aHLmf)

153 140 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 08:03 PM (I6UVN)

Yup...Lt Worf did not understand the human custom of well "customs."

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 08:05 PM (SzZnW)

154 Tucker airing hot mike footage of Matt Lauer

phrasing

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 08:05 PM (EzdLW)

155 >>>For whatever reason, they have disdain for me.

For whatever reason, I decided to scrape the dogshit off the bottom of my shoe.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 08:05 PM (/qEW2)

156 128 'OK Moron Poll. Politics aside. Katie Couric, yes or no?"


After seeing that video of her twerking several years ago....probably.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:01 PM (EyPfd)


Yeah, she's a 1.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

157 144 >>Politics aside. Katie Couric, yes or no?


Nope. Once I've seen her Colon, I lose all interest in a girl.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 08:04 PM (YdCt

Well, I'm dying alone.

Posted by: Hope Solo at November 29, 2017 08:05 PM (ANIFC)

158 Wasn't there a Mao ornament on the tree at one of Barry's early Christmas festivities?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2017 08:05 PM (4ErVI)

159
How the heck is Joe Manchin gonna vote No on tax cuts?

I guess he really doesn't want to be a senator, anymore.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 08:06 PM (4tiDW)

160 "CNN Boycotting White House Christmas Party"


Someone will give a shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 08:06 PM (YqDXo)

161 It's Boomerang season. Everything they tried to take Trump out with has boomeranged back at them.

It's like when Moses told Pharaoh that he was naming his next punishment.

Biblical is what it is.

Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2017 08:06 PM (1w7Vb)

162 'Tucker airing hot mike footage of Matt Lauer "

Matt Lauer did frottage?

Yew....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:07 PM (EyPfd)

163 126 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 08:01 PM (I6UVN)

The picture of the Perky Gremlin getting reamed at the wedding or chick Bar Mitzvah kind of said it all....

Lt Worf might tap that but not this viking

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 08:07 PM (SzZnW)

164 25 million a year circling the drain. Waiting for someone to pull the chain.

Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2017 08:07 PM (nisXv)

165 'Katie Couric, yes or no? '

Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: Gropocalypse Now, before i go to sleep at November 29, 2017 08:07 PM (UdKB7)

166 Well hell, that puts these assholes squarely on the 'naughty' list. You know what that means. They get a bundle of switches and a lump of coal.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2017 08:07 PM (zLDYs)

167 Sounds like fun. I imagine it would be held in the Super Dome? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Shep Smith at November 29, 2017 08:02 PM (aHLmf)


Bitch, I bring the Super Dome.

Seriously, though, I have a freakish head. Please send help.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 08:07 PM (y87Qq)

168 Well, I'm dying alone.
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 29, 2017 08:05 PM

Echo, echo, echo, echo......

Posted by: The Dark Dark Cave at November 29, 2017 08:07 PM (aHLmf)

169 158 Wasn't there a Mao ornament on the tree at one of Barry's early Christmas festivities?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Yup.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/12/23/ white-house-christmas-decor-featuring-mao-zedong-comes.html

Subtle. Reeeaalll subtle with his dog-whistles, Obama was.

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 08:07 PM (42M22)

170 Wasn't there a Mao ornament on the tree at one of Barry's early Christmas festivities?

Yes, yes there was. It also had a drag queen and Obama's image on Mt. Rushmore because, class.

Posted by: no good deed at November 29, 2017 08:08 PM (eIQHF)

171 Wasn't there a Mao ornament on the tree at one of Barry's early Christmas festivities?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2017 08:05 PM (4ErVI)







Yup. Donated by that lizard woman in his admin.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2017 08:08 PM (eXA4G)

172 i liked those Christmas Barney dog videos - from Dubya days

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 08:08 PM (QC/4S)

173 Politics aside. Katie Couric, yes or no?

Can I use my time machine?

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 08:08 PM (EzdLW)

174 April Ryan says she was not invited to the W.H. Christmas party for the first time in 20 years covering the White House. "I don’t think I was overlooked," she said. "I think they don’t like me. For whatever reason, they have disdain for me."

Same reason everyone else has disdain for you, April.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 08:08 PM (YqDXo)

175 'It's Boomerang season. Everything they tried to take Trump out with has boomeranged back at them. '

As Insty said, the meme torpedos have circled back around.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:08 PM (EyPfd)

176 I'll make it a true daily double

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at November 29, 2017 08:08 PM (kdEzO)

177 Every lump of coal a Democrat gets has a note attached that reads = "This is what really powers your electric vehicle."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 08:08 PM (I6UVN)

178 Their Christmas card is great 'Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year' not the 'Happy Holidays" shit the Obama's had on their rubbish card. PDYT's card is all gold and glitzy.

Posted by: IC
**************************


Drudge, I think, put up a scene from the White House, it was beautiful, a hall lined with silver trees etc.

Immediately remembered the Abamba's condom, perverted trees. Next day there are articles saying it reminds them of a horror flick. Those msm freaks are the horrors.

I pray to God Almighty that all those seeking to destroy America fall by their own devices.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 08:08 PM (Srnuc)

179 "I think they don't like me. For whatever reason they have disdain for me."


Yeah, April...it's a friggin' mystery.

Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2017 08:09 PM (Enq6K)

180 Can I use my time machine?
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 08:08 PM

I'll allow that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:09 PM (aHLmf)

181 Drudge: ESPN Cuts Another 150 Employees...
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What the hell was going on over there?!

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 08:09 PM (vDqXW)

182 How do I get Donald to send me a Christmas card?

Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2017 08:09 PM (1w7Vb)

183 CNN Boycotting White House Christmas Party

Leaving the number of guests celebrating Christmas...unchanged.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2017 08:09 PM (tIhIY)

184 177 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 08:08 PM (I6UVN)

suck my reindeer exhaust!

//Love, Santa

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 08:09 PM (SzZnW)

185 by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 08:08 PM .............Bwaahahahahaah! Love it!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:10 PM (aHLmf)

186 >>>Posted by: Hope Solo at November

Didn't your butthole just buy Buffalo Wild Wings?

Posted by: wooga at November 29, 2017 08:10 PM (KUe2f)

187
She wasn't being coy when she said "for whatever reason." She was hinting it was because she was black.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 08:10 PM (4tiDW)

188
160 "CNN Boycotting White House Christmas Party"


Someone will give a shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 08:06 PM (YqDXo)







Not me. I only have four left and the weekend is coming up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2017 08:10 PM (eXA4G)

189 Honestly, at this point I'm ready to nominate SHS as Press Secretary for Life. It's about time people stopped treating the press like tin gods.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 29, 2017 08:11 PM (xQfPr)

190 The president didn't "attack their freedom". He attacked their integrity because they don't have any.

Obama attacked their freedom. And he also wiretapped CBS' Sharyl Attkisson, in addition to the Fox and AP reporters.

But they still met their Boyfriend under the mistletoe.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 29, 2017 08:11 PM (Ndje9)

191 Drudge: ESPN Cuts Another 150 Employees...
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What the hell was going on over there?!
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 08:09 PM

Because you fucking rubes don't understand the depth of our analysis you dumb bastard.

Posted by: Scott Van Pelt Your Better at November 29, 2017 08:11 PM (aHLmf)

192 Maybe CNN shouldn't be so hasty. What if Santa Claus Fusion GPS gifted a fresh dossier to them as a stocking stuffer?

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2017 08:11 PM (wx3l0)

193 Somewhere the Grinch is smiling. All because of April.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 08:11 PM (I6UVN)

194 'OK Moron Poll. Politics aside. Katie Couric, yes or no?"
------------------------------

After seeing that video of her twerking several years ago....probably.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:01 PM (EyPfd)


Oh hell no. Like any other wedding reception, people start behaving in ways that make me want to disavow knowing them. Uncle Lenny too friendly with the caterer's helper, Cousin Jed rap singing, or mom getting sick by the lady's room because she had one too many wine coolers.

And then everyone starts doing the bunny hop.

No, just no. I want to go home and forget I know you people.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:11 PM (Pz4pT)

195 187
She wasn't being coy when she said "for whatever reason." She was hinting it was because she was black.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 08:10 PM (4tiDW)

Ah,the Magic Catchall Rationale for personal failings...

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:11 PM (o5N8j)

196 Wait...

isn't April Ryan a Porn Starlet?

How did she get a gig at CNN?

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 08:11 PM (YdCt8)

197 >>>president's continued attacks on freedom of the press and CNN


He's not attacking your freedom to lie. He attacks your lies. He attacks your dedication to lying. Big difference. These people are such fucktards.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 08:12 PM (/qEW2)

198
By the way, I get the feeling that the Magic Scalp Weasel is having the TIME OF HIS LIFE.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2017 08:12 PM (eXA4G)

199 136 How can you have a party is Anderson Cooper isn't there?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 29, 2017 08:03 PM (+y/Ru)


Someone else will have to bring the poppers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 08:12 PM (YqDXo)

200 Immediately remembered the Abamba's condom, perverted trees.

That's Kwanzaa, I think. Such an old, hallowed, tradition, you'd think I'd know for sure.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2017 08:12 PM (Sv2/X)

201 i could give you a million reasons april.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 29, 2017 08:12 PM (MF4DY)

202 Their Christmas card is great 'Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year' not
the 'Happy Holidays" shit the Obama's had on their rubbish card. PDYT's
card is all gold and glitzy

---

Barron's signature is adorable.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 29, 2017 08:13 PM (hMwEB)

203 Wait...

isn't April Ryan a Porn Starlet?

How did she get a gig at CNN?

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 08:11 PM (YdCt

Not the one I binged... no siree...

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:13 PM (o5N8j)

204 What a glorious day/week/month. If Atlas want to go ahead and shrug off for a bit, I do believe my schadenboner could hold up the Earth.

Posted by: IncredibleCO at November 29, 2017 08:13 PM (u+kHZ)

205 'How did she get a gig at CNN? '


Sex whore converts to news whore pretty easily.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:13 PM (EyPfd)

206 I have a hard time believing there isn't a porn starley named April Ryan.

Next you'll tell me there's no Jack Stud or Kyle Driver.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 08:14 PM (YdCt8)

207 isn't April Ryan a Porn Starlet?

How did she get a gig at CNN?


To ask is to answer!

Posted by: CNN exec with remote-locking office door at November 29, 2017 08:14 PM (TnfoG)

208 That's Kwanzaa, I think. Such an old, hallowed, tradition, you'd think I'd know for sure.
Posted by: t-bird


Hey, yeah, now that you mention it: Since the dude who invented Kwanzaa was a notorious RAPIST AND SEXUAL ABUSER, maybe we can finally hurl that fakle holiday into the dustbin of history without even lefties complaining?

Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 08:14 PM (42M22)

209 What the hell was going on over there?!
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 08:09 PM (vDqXW)

Social Justice Warrioring.

Posted by: jsg at November 29, 2017 08:14 PM (kdEzO)

210 Wait...

isn't April Ryan a Porn Starlet?

How did she get a gig at CNN?

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 08:11 PM

It was a natural transition, paid to be a whore on air. One job made her feel dirty, the other was just porn.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:14 PM (aHLmf)

211 157 144 >>Politics aside. Katie Couric, yes or no?


Nope. Once I've seen her Colon, I lose all interest in a girl.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 08:04 PM (YdCt

Well, I'm dying alone.
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 29, 2017 08:05 PM (ANIFC)

You're a big girl.

Posted by: Monk at November 29, 2017 08:14 PM (g4lFK)

212 >>Yup. Donated by that lizard woman in his admin.

The lizard woman was Anita Dunn, arch commie. She is married to Bob Bauer who was Obama's WH Counsel.

Bauer left that job to be a partner at Perkins Coie, the very same law firm that funneled Hillary and DNC money to Fusion for the Russia dossier.

Cozy little family of commies.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 08:14 PM (/tuJf)

213 160 "CNN Boycotting White House Christmas Party"


Someone will give a shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 08:06 PM (YqDXo)

Is Al Roker invited?

Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 08:14 PM (ANIFC)

214 >>>president's continued attacks on freedom of the press and CNN


He's not attacking your freedom to lie. He attacks your lies. He attacks your dedication to lying. Big difference. These people are such fucktards.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 08:12 PM (/qEW2)


Refresh my memory - these are the selfless guardians of free expression who had some random internet schmuck flayed alive because of a stupid animated .gif, yeah?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 08:14 PM (y87Qq)

215 191 Posted by: Scott Van Pelt Your Better at November 29, 2017 08:11 PM (aHLmf)

Bald, dumb, and ineloquent is no way to go through life son....

//Diocletian of Rome

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 08:15 PM (SzZnW)

216 'Next you'll tell me there's no Jack Stud or Kyle Driver.'


No shit

Posted by: Dirk Bonesteel at November 29, 2017 08:15 PM (EyPfd)

217 When you say "for whatever reason, people don't like me." you know the reason. You're an asshole.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 29, 2017 08:15 PM (fftfA)

218 Oh hell no. Like any other wedding reception, people start behaving in ways that make me want to disavow knowing them

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:11 PM

You say that like it's a bad thing. Best man at my buddies wedding, brides maid. Thank you!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:16 PM (aHLmf)

219 ***** "I think they don't like me. For whatever reason they have disdain for me."

'Atta girl, April. Perfectly constructed. Your loyalty is both appreciated and monitored.

The Tribe of Leftism

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 29, 2017 08:16 PM (JyFLk)

220 >>Like any other wedding reception, people start behaving in ways that make me want to disavow knowing them



Chicken Dance!

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 08:16 PM (YdCt8)

221 April Ryan dated Ron Jeremy.

What?

For reels, I know it's so because I think it.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 08:17 PM (Srnuc)

222 202 Their Christmas card is great 'Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year' not
the 'Happy Holidays" shit the Obama's had on their rubbish card. PDYT's
card is all gold and glitzy

---

Barron's signature is adorable.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 29, 2017 08:13 PM (hMwEB)

I'm surprised the shitheads at CNN haven't gotten a handwriting expert on to pick it apart to prove he's mentally challenged.

Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 08:17 PM (ANIFC)

223 remember when Trump was going to quit before the election?

Posted by: Cokedup Roberts at November 29, 2017 08:18 PM (nFwvY)

224 Matt Lauer was sexually harassed by Miley Cyrus.

https://twitter.com/realmyiq2xu2/status/936018300663771137

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 29, 2017 08:18 PM (hMwEB)

225 gNewt @ 178-
They eventually will. Remember the story of Ruth and the evil Haman that was hung by the neck on his own scaffold.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2017 08:18 PM (zLDYs)

226 Pie gate is the emerging issue of our time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2017 08:18 PM (ZgKFD)

227 The Ryan woman? Yeah, she's on our list of disdainfuls too.

Posted by: CPO Crapass, 3rd assistant to at November 29, 2017 08:18 PM (DqvEB)

228
Star Wars is on. It's the episode when Bones goes cuckoo and kills Joan Collins.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 08:18 PM (4tiDW)

229 Secretary Sarah Sanders. "Christmas comes early," she tweeted. "Finally good news from

What are the odds Trump tweet rescinds the original invite tomorrow.

Posted by: DaveA at November 29, 2017 08:19 PM (FhXTo)

230
April Ryan dated Ron Jeremy.



What?



For reels, I know it's so because I think it.
---

Actually, I think April Ryan wanted to date Ron Jeremy, and he wouldn't give her the time of day.

/I think that narrative is more fun.

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 08:19 PM (aT+Bx)

231 And I really don't get this freedom of the press garbage. What freedom is Trump preventing? The freedom to lie without consequence? They lie, he tells the liars they are liars. Film at 11.

Last I checked, they are still on the air, still broadcasting. Is someone threatening their broadcast license, tapping their phones, jailing their journalists? You mean he is not inviting them to his Christmas party? boo-fucking-hoo, I didn't get an invitation either, and I'm probably more deserving.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 29, 2017 08:19 PM (fftfA)

232 I'm surprised the shitheads at CNN haven't gotten a handwriting expert on to pick it apart to prove he's mentally challenged.
---

Thanks for the tip. We're on it!

Posted by: CNN at November 29, 2017 08:20 PM (aT+Bx)

233 Oh hell no. Like any other wedding reception, people start behaving in ways that make me want to disavow knowing them

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:11 PM

You say that like it's a bad thing. Best man at my buddies wedding, brides maid. Thank you!
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:16 PM (aHLmf)


Yeah, I'm long past the age of being of any interest to bridesmaids.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:20 PM (Pz4pT)

234 'Star Wars is on. It's the episode when Bones goes cuckoo and kills Joan Collins."

It's a different Star Wars from what I remember

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:20 PM (EyPfd)

235 Seriously, has anyone " looked" at pictures of April Ryan??? She looks like the head of a local DMV...

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:21 PM (o5N8j)

236 Matt Lauer was sexually harassed by Miley Cyrus.

https://twitter.com/realmyiq2xu2/status/936018300663771137

Oh, yeah. DEFINITELY a perv!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 29, 2017 08:21 PM (O5Q3r)

237 Ann Coulter's latest has been mentioned a few times, and it is unusually even-tempered but damning. A really good read.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydyu9gao

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 29, 2017 08:21 PM (ylUqT)

238 228
Star Wars is on. It's the episode when Bones goes cuckoo and kills Joan Collins.


the one where Kirk prevents FDR from just surrendering to Hitler?

Posted by: Cokedup Roberts at November 29, 2017 08:21 PM (nFwvY)

239 April Ryan dated Ron Jeremy.

What?

For reels, I know it's so because I think it.


I thought she dated Mr. Ed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 08:21 PM (YqDXo)

240 And I really don't get this freedom of the press garbage. What freedom is Trump preventing?

Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 29, 2017 08:19 PM (fftfA)
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He looked at them funny. They're telling Teacher.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 08:21 PM (vDqXW)

241 Last I checked, they are still on the air, still broadcasting. Is someone threatening their broadcast license, tapping their phones, jailing their journalists? You mean he is not inviting them to his Christmas party? boo-fucking-hoo, I didn't get an invitation either, and I'm probably more deserving.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 29, 2017 08:19 PM (fftfA)

He is fighting back! THAT IS NOT ALLOWED! He is supposed to lie there and thing of England.

Posted by: The MSM at November 29, 2017 08:22 PM (ZgKFD)

242 So ... honestly ... I really thought some of you people were just out of your damn minds with the "Sarah Huckabee Sanders is so hot" bullshit.

And for the record ... most of you are.

But ... I'd butter her biscuits.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 29, 2017 08:22 PM (fiGNd)

243 Tammy Bruce said that press freedoms were at their lowest when the MFM had their faces buried in Cock Curious's crotch.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 29, 2017 08:22 PM (y7DUB)

244
the one where Kirk prevents FDR from just surrendering to Hitler?

Yeah, and R2D2 saves the day.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 08:22 PM (4tiDW)

245 'It's the episode when Bones goes cuckoo and kills Joan Collins.'

Twas the truck that done it.

Posted by: Gropocalypse Now, 3 for a quarter at November 29, 2017 08:22 PM (UdKB7)

246 So, yea, I look like the Grinch, big deal, have you ever been to Lake Wantmydong?
Posted by: Garry Kellior at November 29, 2017 07:58 PM (aHLmf)

Lake Wantmydong, LMAO.

Posted by: Country Boy - resurrected so many times even Jesus would be proud at November 29, 2017 08:23 PM (wnKOA)

247 Also... our Shit Poster in Chief went after Theresa May and her Islamic appeasement today:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/936037588372283392

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 08:23 PM (aT+Bx)

248 And I really don't get this freedom of the press garbage. What freedom is Trump preventing?

Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 29, 2017 08:19 PM (fftfA)


None, whatever. He's not gushing at these retards and taking them seriously. So they're butt-hurt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 08:23 PM (YqDXo)

249 Bones tried to save her. Kirk just wanted to ghost.

Posted by: Cokedup Roberts at November 29, 2017 08:24 PM (nFwvY)

250 234 'Star Wars is on. It's the episode when Bones goes cuckoo and kills Joan Collins."

It's a different Star Wars from what I remember
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:20 PM (EyPfd)

You're right. It's where Scotty does the vulcan death grip on Joan Collins while Bones fights the Gorn captain.

Posted by: The MSM at November 29, 2017 08:24 PM (ZgKFD)

251 Yeah, and R2D2 saves the day.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 08:22 PM (4tiDW)
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Coming out of the Tardis?

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 08:24 PM (vDqXW)

252 Star Wars is on. It's the episode when Bones goes cuckoo and kills Joan Collins.





the one where Kirk prevents FDR from just surrendering to Hitler?
--

I think that's the one where Spock tells Luke that the Borg is his father.

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 08:24 PM (aT+Bx)

253 Pie gate is the emerging issue of our time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2017 08:18 PM

Word.

Posted by: Garrison Kiellor at November 29, 2017 08:24 PM (aHLmf)

254 I have been very heartened the last few days to see the Horde deploying GAZE.

Posted by: cfo mom at November 29, 2017 08:25 PM (RfzVr)

255 A Country Boy spotting ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 29, 2017 08:25 PM (fiGNd)

256 How about Sharyl Attickson's claim that her computer was hacked?

Posted by: MAGA at November 29, 2017 08:25 PM (LnOh3)

257 It wasn't rape-rape lady...

Now put some ice on it!

Posted by: Gropenfuhrer Clinton at November 29, 2017 08:25 PM (8dAys)

258 247 Also... our Shit Poster in Chief went after Theresa May and her Islamic appeasement today:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/936037588372283392
Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 08:23 PM (aT+Bx)


Theresa May is going to be scissoring with Angela Merkel in the washed up female politicians home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 08:25 PM (YqDXo)

259 Matt Lauer was sexually harassed by Miley Cyrus.

https://twitter.com/realmyiq2xu2/status/936018300663771137
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 29, 2017 08:18 PM (hMwEB)


People don't generally agree with me when I say things like this, but she looks like somebody who was severely abused as a child. The things she does in public sometimes, it's like they figure out how to debase her as much as possible, and she's so warped, she does it.

I hate it.

She's so outrageously cute sometimes, you can see the little girl, still. And then she does things like this. It's really quite heartbreaking.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:26 PM (Pz4pT)

260 Theresa May is going to be scissoring with Angela Merkel in the washed up female politicians home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 08:25 PM (YqDXo)


You just can't unsee that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 29, 2017 08:26 PM (aMlLZ)

261 This is the one where Spock makes a radio using stone knives and bearskins.

Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2017 08:26 PM (UdKB7)

262 Man, these perverts in the media are really something. They should pay the ultimate price: a week off. With pay.

Posted by: Steve Kroft and Marv Albert at November 29, 2017 08:26 PM (H0quv)

263 Gonna be a blue ball Christmas.

Posted by: Matt Laurer at November 29, 2017 08:26 PM (bc2Lc)

264
Also... our Shit Poster in Chief went after Theresa May and her Islamic appeasement today:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/936037588372283392


Fake News was all geared up to run the Narrative "Trump Sparks International Outrage Over A Tweet" this morning and then Matt Lauer happened.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 08:27 PM (4tiDW)

265 You just can't unsee that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 29, 2017 08:26 PM (aMlLZ)


I know.

It's a gift.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 08:27 PM (YqDXo)

266
'Star Wars is on. It's the episode when Bones goes cuckoo and kills Joan Collins."

It's a different Star Wars from what I remember


They're going to need a bigger ship!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 08:27 PM (IqV8l)

267 >>>We will send a White House reporting team to the event, and report on it if news warrants.

I hope they're forced to wait outside. Otherwise they'll be commenting on how Trump used the wrong spoon, or shook hands incorrectly or how Melania's clothes were insensitive or not up to Chewbacca's sofa cover standard of fashion.

That's what "if news warrants" means to them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 08:27 PM (/qEW2)

268
I shit you not, Fake News was calling it "international outrage."

And then came Matt Lauer!

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 08:27 PM (4tiDW)

269 Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:26 PM (Pz4pT)

I think so too. Miley was a pedo victim and then she internalized it. Very sad.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 29, 2017 08:27 PM (hMwEB)

270 https://pics.me.me/what-day-is-today-asked-trump-its-the-day-we-12943754.png

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 08:27 PM (aT+Bx)

271 Trump disrespected the Japs by pouring fish food in a Koi pond.

Actual MSM reporting.

Come to find out the reporter edited the video to make the false claim.

Posted by: MAGA at November 29, 2017 08:28 PM (LnOh3)

272 Fake News was all geared up to run the Narrative "Trump Sparks
International Outrage Over A Tweet" this morning and then Matt Lauer
happened.
--

Don't forget the backup "Joe Scarborough intern" tweet.

Just for good measure.

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 08:28 PM (aT+Bx)

273 Tell that hoser to take off!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 08:29 PM (IqV8l)

274 I shit you not, Fake News was calling it "international outrage."

And then came Matt Lauer!

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 08:27 PM (4tiDW)
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Dammit. Now we need to forward that To-do in our Day-Runner!!

Posted by: The Full Press at November 29, 2017 08:29 PM (vDqXW)

275 and advanced the MSM, and set The Establishment's seat above all the princes who were with it. And all the king's servants, who were in the king's gate, bowed, and did obeisance to the Establishment; for the MSM had so commanded concerning it. But Trump did not bow, or do it obeisance.

And when eMSM saw that Trump did not bow or do it obedience, then the eMSM was full of wrath. But he disdained to lay hands on Trump alone; for they had told him of the people of Trump; so that eMSM sought to destroy all the Trumpsters who were throughout the whole land America, the people of Trump.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 08:29 PM (Srnuc)

276 And surprising no one, Newsweak pulls out the race card for the Ryan non-invite.


Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2017 08:30 PM (Pqytn)

277 Again, we live in stupid times....

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:30 PM (o5N8j)

278 Oh for Pete's sake, stifle the urge to pimp PJMedia will ya? It doesn't become you. PJM is a cookie and ad farm for warmed over news. Buncha cross-linkers. OK, once in a huge temporal interval they publish something original. Usually the same authors. Those and only those need to split that scene and come here.

Posted by: Born Free at November 29, 2017 08:30 PM (BuVyr)

279 Surprised Obama doesn't throw a competing Everything-But-Christmas party. At $400,000 a plate.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2017 08:30 PM (7ulel)

280 Heh looking at Google images for Trump Christmas card there's a lot of shopped up stuff.

We're Doing Christmas Bigly This Year.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2017 08:30 PM (4ErVI)

281 My fav Star Trek episode is when the dweeb Trekkie moves out of his parents basement & kisses a girl.

Posted by: Wm. Shatner at November 29, 2017 08:30 PM (bc2Lc)

282 I'm pretty sure why April Ryan wasn't invited. Imagine if a pie were brought out. April turns to Melania. "What you mean comin' out with that jive turkey pie??? What is the provenance of it? Show me PROOF of how you made that pie from scratch. I want to get to the bottoms of the evidents!"

Who wants that at a Christmas party?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 08:30 PM (/qEW2)

283 People don't generally agree with me when I say things like this,but she looks like somebody who was severely abused as a child is fvcked up on drugs.

==

just trying to help

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 08:31 PM (QC/4S)

284
And surprising no one, Newsweak pulls out the race card for the Ryan non-invite.



Did I not say this, or did I not say this.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 08:31 PM (4tiDW)

285 Miley was a pedo victim and then she internalized it. Very sad.

Posted by: @votermom
*************************

She was Daddy's girl.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 08:31 PM (Srnuc)

286 Finding out CNN isn't going to the Christmas party would probably elicit the same reaction I had when I found out my idiot brother in law couldn't come to Thanksgiving this year. (I had to go in the garage to mask my smile and my fist pump happy dance)

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:31 PM (aHLmf)

287 My fav Star Trek episode is when the dweeb Trekkie moves out of his parents basement & kisses a girl.

Posted by: Wm. Shatner at November 29, 2017 08:30 PM (bc2Lc)
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C'mon! Where's the suspension of disbelief?!

Posted by: Skeptic Tank at November 29, 2017 08:32 PM (vDqXW)

288 CNN won't attend as "invited guests" but as a "reporting team".

So they actually are attending the party. Having their cake and eating it too.

As guests or as non-guests, who'd be able to tell the difference in the MFM's behavior at a party hosted by a Republican WH?

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 08:32 PM (EzdLW)

289 Their Christmas card is great 'Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year' not the 'Happy Holidays" shit the Obama's had on their rubbish card. PDYT's card is all gold and glitzy.

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 07:52 PM (a0IVu)



I just love companies that want to make big bucks off of Christmas yet all they advertise is holiday trees, holiday wreathes, holiday ornaments, holiday Santa, but can never name which exact holiday it is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:32 PM (SiINZ)

290 That Canuck on Tuck was a cuck.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2017 08:32 PM (GsAUU)

291 Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:26 PM (Pz4pT)

I think so too. Miley was a pedo victim and then she internalized it. Very sad.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 29, 2017 08:27 PM (hMwEB)


Yep, she's internalized it, and they still parade her out there. Like a trophy. "See what we did? We turned her, and now she is like a monkey, performing. We say go out and simulate sex in public, the bigger the stage, the better." And she does it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:32 PM (Pz4pT)

292 272 Fake News was all geared up to run the Narrative "Trump Sparks International Outrage Over A Tweet" this morning and then Matt Lauer happened.
--

Don't forget the backup "Joe Scarborough intern" tweet.

Just for good measure.
Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 08:28 PM (aT+Bx)


Do you get the impression Trump warms up for Tweeting by jerking a cat around by flashing a laser pointer on a wall?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 08:32 PM (YqDXo)

293
And surprising no one, Newsweak pulls out the race card for the Ryan non-invite.

The deck has 52 race cards.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 08:33 PM (IqV8l)

294 If May delays long enough ... they'll vote again to stay. That's all this is about.

You don't "negotiate" to leave - if you're serious. You just "leave".

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 29, 2017 08:33 PM (fiGNd)

295 Fuck the MSM and fuck CNN in particular

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 29, 2017 08:33 PM (vX+8u)

296 CNN won't attend as "invited guests" but as a "reporting team".

So they actually are attending the party. Having their cake and eating it too.

As guests or as non-guests, who'd be able to tell the difference in the MFM's behavior at a party hosted by a Republican WH?

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 08:32 PM (EzdLW)
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They'll be setting up sniper nests.

Posted by: Skeptic Tank at November 29, 2017 08:33 PM (vDqXW)

297
Star Wars is on. It's the episode when Bones goes cuckoo and kills Joan Collins.


"Death Star Ii: I'm a Little Verklempt"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2017 08:34 PM (pNxlR)

298 I could believe Miley Cyrus was sexually abused as a child. Possibly even worse things.

With what's coming out, would anyone be surprised?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2017 08:34 PM (4ErVI)

299 242 So ... honestly ... I really thought some of you people were just out of your damn minds with the "Sarah Huckabee Sanders is so hot" bullshit.

And for the record ... most of you are.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 29, 2017 08:22 PM (fiGNd)


Guilty as charged.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

300 'Star Wars is on. It's the episode when Bones goes cuckoo and kills Joan Collins."

It's a different Star Wars from what I remember

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:20 PM (EyPfd)



Is that the one where the Cylons attack the Enterprise?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:34 PM (SiINZ)

301 Trump disrespected the Japs by pouring fish food in a Koi pond.

Actual MSM reporting.

Come to find out the reporter edited the video to make the false claim.
Posted by: MAGA at November 29, 2017 08:28 PM

He actually pissed in it. Come om. We all know how much he likes piss.

Posted by: Fusion GPS PeeNN at November 29, 2017 08:34 PM (aHLmf)

302 Check out the Lauer video over at WZ.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 08:35 PM (/tuJf)

303 284
And surprising no one, Newsweak pulls out the race card for the Ryan non-invite.


no Irish?

Posted by: Cokedup Roberts at November 29, 2017 08:35 PM (nFwvY)

304 I just love companies that want to make big bucks off of Christmas yet all they advertise is holiday trees, holiday wreathes, holiday ornaments, holiday Santa, but can never name which exact holiday it is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:32 PM (SiINZ)
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Duh. December Fest.

Posted by: Big Snow at November 29, 2017 08:35 PM (vDqXW)

305 Christmas party reporting team. WTF? Pompous asshole scrooges.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 29, 2017 08:35 PM (eN8zu)

306 People don't generally agree with me when I say things like this,but she looks like somebody who was severely abused as a child is fvcked up on drugs.

==

just trying to help
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 08:31 PM (QC/4S)


Well, lemme let you in on a little secret...

Drug addiction and childhood abuse have a very high correlation.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:36 PM (Pz4pT)

307 298 I could believe Miley Cyrus was sexually abused as a child. Possibly even worse things.

With what's coming out, would anyone be surprised?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2017 08:34 PM (4ErVI)

(Jump to top of page)

------

Look at a good chunk of Disney kids. If it were any other industry or company the CEO would be in jail.

Posted by: MAGA at November 29, 2017 08:36 PM (LnOh3)

308 I would love to hear the conversation Matt Lauer is having with Mrs. Lauer right about now.

She's going to divorce his ass and take half his stuff.

Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2017 08:36 PM (1w7Vb)

309
CNN won't attend as "invited guests" but as a "reporting kickball team".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2017 08:36 PM (pNxlR)

310 They ain't invited because the song states emphatically 'O, come all ye faithful'. They just don't qualify.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2017 08:37 PM (zLDYs)

311 276 And surprising no one, Newsweak pulls out the race card for the Ryan non-invite.


Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2017 08:30 PM (Pqytn)

I'm surprised. That Newsweek still exists.

Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 08:37 PM (ANIFC)

312 302 Check out the Lauer video over at WZ.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 08:35 PM (/tuJf)

Is it Weasel Zippers, or Gateway Pundit that is out of favor with the Horde?? I confess, I visit both, but then again, I have poor standards...

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:37 PM (o5N8j)

313 301 Trump disrespected the Japs by pouring fish food in a Koi pond.

Actual MSM reporting.

Come to find out the reporter edited the video to make the false claim.
Posted by: MAGA at November 29, 2017 08:28 PM

He actually pissed in it. Come om. We all know how much he likes piss.
Posted by: Fusion GPS PeeNN at November 29, 2017 08:34 PM (aHLmf)
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Maybe now they'll think twice before attacking Pearl Harbor. Assholes.

Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 08:37 PM (Sfs6o)

314 And surprising no one, Newsweak pulls out the race card for the Ryan non-invite.

The deck has 52 race cards.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 08:33 PM (IqV8l)

Nah. They use an 8 deck shoe.

Posted by: Blackjack King Miklos at November 29, 2017 08:38 PM (zCyNd)

315 Yep, she's internalized it, and they still parade her out there. Like a trophy. "See what we did? We turned her, and now she is like a monkey, performing. We say go out and simulate sex in public, the bigger the stage, the better." And she does it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:32 PM (Pz4pT)
*****************


They don't procreate they recruit.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 08:38 PM (Srnuc)

316 Kyle Griffin: "For whatever reason, they have disdain for me."

Yes, for whatever reason indeed. I've never heard of you, but it's clear you're sharp as a tack.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 29, 2017 08:38 PM (H8S+R)

317 Do you get the impression Trump warms up for Tweeting by jerking a cat around by flashing a laser pointer on a wall?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 08:32 PM (YqDXo)


My cats usually get tired of it pretty quickly, then just sit there looking at me, wishing they were lions and I was a wounded wildebeest.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:38 PM (Pz4pT)

318 I would love to hear the conversation Matt Lauer is having with Mrs. Lauer right about now.



She's going to divorce his ass and take half his stuff.

She'd better hurry up so she doesn't have to stand in line.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 29, 2017 08:39 PM (O5Q3r)

319 Typing of the White House, here is a PJ Media link to the fuss made by the MSM over the White House decorations. It includes the official White House video starring FL Melania Trump. Jaw-dropping. The decor was pretty good, too. (Found it via Drudge).

LINK: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9gwqjlc

Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2017 08:39 PM (Pqytn)

320 Duh. December Fest.

Posted by: Big Snow at November 29, 2017 08:35 PM (vDqXW)



I'm seeing a lot of Winter Wonderland. Because I just love to celebrate winter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:40 PM (SiINZ)

321 312
Is it Weasel Zippers, or Gateway Pundit that is out of favor with the Horde?? I confess, I visit both, but then again, I have poor standards...
Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:37 PM (o5N8j)


Gateway Pundit tends to go off half-cocked, because he is obsessed with *BREAKING NEWS!*

Often it doesn't pan out. I'll seek another source before I'll take his posts at face value.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 08:40 PM (sdi6R)

322 So ... honestly ... I really thought some of you people were just out of your damn minds with the "Sarah Huckabee Sanders is so hot" bullshit.

And for the record ... most of you are.

But ... I'd butter her biscuits.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 29, 2017 08:22 PM

Really? I don't think she's ugly per se, just, meh. I think she rocks though!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:40 PM (aHLmf)

323 >>>Star Wars is on. It's the episode when Bones goes cuckoo and kills Joan Collins.<<<

Why Bones didn't roofie every hot alien piece of ass in the galaxy is beyond me. What greater motivation for time travel is there then bagging the legends?

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2017 08:41 PM (wx3l0)

324 I would love to hear the conversation Matt Lauer is having with Mrs. Lauer right about now.

She's going to divorce his ass and take half his stuff.
Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2017 08:36 PM (1w7Vb)

Man...the things I could tell!

Posted by: Tiger Woods' 9-Iron at November 29, 2017 08:42 PM (wf3RQ)

325
Next up on PMSNBC, a very special "A Christmas Carol", with JoMika as Ebenezer Scrooge and Joe's Dead Intern as Jacob Marley's Ghost. Must see TV!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2017 08:42 PM (pNxlR)

326 310 They ain't invited because the song states emphatically 'O, come all ye faithful'. They just don't qualify.
Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2017 08:37 PM (zLDYs)

They'll have to revise it to "O come on the ficus."

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

327 Fuggin' scalps! Fuggin' scalps everywhere!, and they are sticky, smelly, and hard to sweep up.

Posted by: some poor bastard sweeping DC streets at November 29, 2017 08:42 PM (oPNmq)

328 It's good that CNN won't show up. This is a party for journalists.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 29, 2017 08:42 PM (0BFUD)

329 "No Partay at the White Hos? And sister Frederica was gonna loan me a hat!"

Posted by: April somebody, waiting for Wenceslas at November 29, 2017 08:42 PM (zCyNd)

330 322
Really? I don't think she's ugly per se, just, meh. I think she rocks though!
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:40 PM (aHLmf)


She rocks, and she *is* hot. IMHO.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 08:42 PM (sdi6R)

331 I'm seeing a lot of Winter Wonderland. Because I just love to celebrate winter
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:40 PM (SiINZ)
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Gives me solstice.

And I wonder as a wander...when that big screen will be half off.

Posted by: Big Snow at November 29, 2017 08:42 PM (vDqXW)

332 In no way shape or form am I in the wimmenz market, but sarah sanders I like for the same reason I liked Maggie Thatcher... tough and a fighter, not for their looks, but would be fun to hang out with....

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:43 PM (o5N8j)

333 Not only Disney, but Nickelodeon. And probably just about every show involving kids.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 29, 2017 08:43 PM (FQKBL)

334 322 So ... honestly ... I really thought some of you people were just out of your damn minds with the "Sarah Huckabee Sanders is so hot" bullshit.

And for the record ... most of you are.

But ... I'd butter her biscuits.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 29, 2017 08:22 PM

Really? I don't think she's ugly per se, just, meh. I think she rocks though!
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:40 PM (aHLmf)

It's the schadenboners she gives us from flaying the press.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

335 It would be great if Trump gave CNN the wobbly card table at the Christmas party.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:43 PM (aHLmf)

336 Typing of the White House, here is a PJ Media link to the fuss made by the MSM over the White House decorations. It includes the official White House video starring FL Melania Trump. Jaw-dropping. The decor was pretty good, too. (Found it via Drudge).

LINK: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9gwqjlc
Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2017 08:39 PM (Pqytn)



It looked very nice to me and they have a Nativity up as well. Something I'm sure those anti-Christian commie scum Obamas never would have

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:43 PM (SiINZ)

337 182 How do I get Donald to send me a Christmas card?
Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2017 08:09 PM (1w7Vb)

How do I get Melania to give me a tour of the decorations while wearing a tight sweater? (And hello Horde, I would have given you the usual greeting in J.J.'s headline thread this morning but I'm out with a mild cold.)

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at November 29, 2017 08:43 PM (1FhAQ)

338 Also at weaselzippers: Cantwell Dodges Ted Cruz's Question on the Difference Between Democrats, Socialists

He's got a nice and evil smile on the screen capture.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2017 08:44 PM (H0quv)

339 Press Secretary Sarah Sanders: "Christmas comes early. Finally good news from @CNN."

Awesome. I'd like to box that Tweet up, put a bow on it, and mail it to every CNN employee who has ever existed. And send a case of 'em to Ted Turner. Apropos of nothing, I'd send Jane Fonda a sack of crap.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 29, 2017 08:44 PM (H8S+R)

340 A Country Boy spotting ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 29, 2017 08:25 PM (fiGNd)

Right here big boy!

Posted by: Country Boy - resurrected so many times even Jesus would be proud at November 29, 2017 08:44 PM (wnKOA)

341 Star Wars is on. It's the episode when Bones goes cuckoo and kills Joan Collins."

It's a different Star Wars from what I remember
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:20 PM (EyPfd)


I like the episode where Obi-Wan goes cuckoo and kills Jar Jar Binks.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 08:44 PM (EzdLW)

342 'Is it Weasel Zippers, or Gateway Pundit that is out of favor with the Horde??'

I'm guessing that it's Gateway Pundit.

Zip has some good shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:44 PM (EyPfd)

343 340 A Country Boy spotting ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 29, 2017 08:25 PM (fiGNd)

Right here big boy!
Posted by: Country Boy - resurrected so many times even Jesus would be proud at November 29, 2017 08:44 PM (wnKOA)

If you're spotting you should see your gynecologist.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

344 I refuse to decorate the Whitehouse Christmas Tree!

Posted by: Person who wasn't asked at November 29, 2017 08:45 PM (vDqXW)

345 I like the episode where Obi-Wan goes cuckoo and kills Jar Jar Binks.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 08:44 PM (EzdLW)



That's because he found out he was working for Ming the Merciless.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:45 PM (SiINZ)

346 An unaired episode of Star Trek would have explained why Lilli von Schtupp was so tired. James Kirk paid a visit...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 08:45 PM (I6UVN)

347 Mrs Trump's video of her walking through the Christmas trees, and interacting with the staff, and then the kids.... what a class act.

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:45 PM (o5N8j)

348 If it wasn't for Zip I'd go crazy waiting for Ace to re-post something from Hot Air.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 08:45 PM (YdCt8)

349 342 'Is it Weasel Zippers, or Gateway Pundit that is out of favor with the Horde??'

I'm guessing that it's Gateway Pundit.

Zip has some good shit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:44 PM (EyPfd)

GP is unreliable. WZ has good news coverage but the commenters are some racist motherfuckers.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

350 Fake News was all geared up to run the Narrative "Trump Sparks International Outrage Over A Tweet" this morning and then Matt Lauer happened.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 08:27 PM (4tiDW)

--------

Erick Erickson, that GOPe doughboy POS, ran with this theme on his show tonight, believe it or not.

"Conservative". .....Rigghhttt....

Posted by: Side draft at November 29, 2017 08:45 PM (tFQkB)

351 If Oggie Ben Doggie had whacked off Jar Jar, there would have been much rejoicing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 08:46 PM (I6UVN)

352 Fuggin' scalps! Fuggin' scalps everywhere!, and they are sticky, smelly, and hard to sweep up.

Posted by: some poor bastard sweeping DC streets at November 29, 2017 08:42 PM (oPNmq)

At least you get government union pay.

Posted by: Ace Janatorial, hobo remnants a specialty at November 29, 2017 08:46 PM (zCyNd)

353 @324 Tiger Woods' 9-iron

Not half as much as his wood...

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at November 29, 2017 08:46 PM (azcrj)

354 353 @324 Tiger Woods' 9-iron

Not half as much as his wood...
Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at November 29, 2017 08:46 PM (azcrj)

He was swinging his mashie all over town.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

355 I'm guessing that it's Gateway Pundit.

Zip has some good shit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:44 PM (EyPfd)

Gateway not a reliable source all the time.

Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 08:47 PM (wf3RQ)

356 Oggie Ben Doggie had whacked off Jar Jar, there would have been much rejoicing.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 08:46 PM (I6UVN)

Whaaattt???

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:47 PM (o5N8j)

357 Country Boy - resurrected so many times
**************************************

Glad you made it back.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 08:47 PM (Srnuc)

358
Melania Trump looks so graceful and elegant in that Christmas video and so very stylish. Such a welcome relief from the She-Hulk of the last 8 years

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:47 PM (SiINZ)

359 That's because he found out he was working for Ming the Merciless.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:45 PM (SiINZ)
---
Who fell through the Time Tunnel into the Land of the Giants.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 08:48 PM (vDqXW)

360 Oh look! It's Darth Nader!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 08:48 PM (I6UVN)

361 358
Melania Trump looks so graceful and elegant in that Christmas video and so very stylish. Such a welcome relief from the She-Hulk of the last 8 years
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:47 PM (SiINZ)

Yes. She looked like a mob enforcer...

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:48 PM (o5N8j)

362
It looked very nice to me and they have a Nativity up as well. Something I'm sure those anti-Christian commie scum Obamas never would have.


But they ROCKED the 7, er, 9, um, whatever principles, meh, learnings, er, teachings of genuine (not the least bit made up!) kwanzaa!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2017 08:48 PM (pNxlR)

363 Melania Trump looks so graceful and elegant in that Christmas video and so very stylish. Such a welcome relief from the She-Hulk of the last 8 years

That must be galling to the MSM. They tried so hard to convince the public that Michael was a style icon.
Dogs just wouldn't eat the dog food.

Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2017 08:49 PM (1w7Vb)

364 22 I can believe SHS eats a lot of pie. Like her dad. And brothers. It is genes in action,
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 07:46 PM (RrhD2)

Piss off.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 29, 2017 08:49 PM (TdMsT)

365 Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:47 PM (o5N8j)
----
The parole board called.

Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 08:49 PM (vDqXW)

366 "Who fell through the Time Tunnel into the Land of the Giants."

Will, show us where the bad robot touched you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:49 PM (EyPfd)

367 Dogs just wouldn't eat the dog food.

Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2017 08:49 PM (1w7Vb)



So Barry ate the dog

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:49 PM (SiINZ)

368 they could have been invited and shoved and locked in closets as Obamas administration used to do.
Trump is kinder in this.

He said no need to show up. we're good.

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2017 08:50 PM (1ZkQk)

369 Well, lemme let you in on a little secret...

Drug addiction and childhood abuse have a very high correlation.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:36 PM (Pz4pT)

yes, I know. Do you have something concrete or just suppositions ?

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 08:50 PM (QC/4S)

370 They don't procreate they recruit.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 08:38 PM (Srnuc)


========

They reproduce by abuse.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 08:50 PM (/qEW2)

371 Hey dead Commie ornaments.... it could be a Thing....

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:01 PM (o5N8j)

A Trotsky, complete with tiny ice axe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 08:50 PM (oPNmq)

372 Like when Maximilian 'touched' Anthony Perkin's character in The Black Hole???

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 08:51 PM (I6UVN)

373 Yep, Melania is hands down the most beautiful first lady ever. I mean sure, she's no Mamie Eisenhower, but a smoke show for sure! And it KILLS the MFM!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:51 PM (aHLmf)

374 Sanders is much better than many we've had in that position, She doesn't play their games

Posted by: willow at November 29, 2017 08:51 PM (1ZkQk)

375 Well, I'm off to Pedo Island, boys! Have fun at the White House.

Posted by: CNN at November 29, 2017 08:51 PM (H0quv)

376 Early retail reports indicate that Melania Trump's clothing line is doing better in holiday sales than Lena Dunham's, despite modeling spread for the LenaXXX line by Michaeal Obama.



Posted by: Teen Vogue at November 29, 2017 08:52 PM (zCyNd)

377 Yep, Melania is hands down the most beautiful first lady ever. I mean sure, she's no Mamie Eisenhower, but a smoke show for sure! And it KILLS the MFM!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:51 PM (aHLmf)



Well none of them could come close to Eleanor Roosevelt

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:53 PM (SiINZ)

378 373 Yep, Melania is hands down the most beautiful first lady ever. I mean sure, she's no Mamie Eisenhower, but a smoke show for sure! And it KILLS the MFM!
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:51 PM (aHLmf)


I understand that Martha Washington was considered to be quite a hottie back in the day. There is no photographic evidence, alas.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 08:53 PM (sdi6R)

379 Hey CNN, how does Two Scoop's ass taste now?

Eat up bitches.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2017 08:53 PM (nUkMr)

380 OMG, best Hump Day in a long time...

What will Thursday bring?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 29, 2017 08:54 PM (3BFzK)

381 307 298 I could believe Miley Cyrus was sexually abused as a child. Possibly even worse things.

With what's coming out, would anyone be surprised?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2017 08:34 PM (4ErVI)

(Jump to top of page)

------

Look at a good chunk of Disney kids. If it were any other industry or company the CEO would be in jail.
Posted by: MAGA at November 29, 2017 08:36 PM (LnOh3)

At least when Walt was alive they turned out OK

Now Nickelodeon, the Producer has a foot fetish and slips in the girls having to show their feet, also rumored to have gotten Brittney Spears sister pregnant.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 29, 2017 08:54 PM (dKiJG)

382 328 It's good that CNN won't show up. This is a party for journalists.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 29, 2017 08:42 PM (0BFUD)


There'll be, what, 8 -10 people there then?

Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2017 08:54 PM (Enq6K)

383
If May delays long enough ... they'll vote again to stay. That's all this is about.

You don't "negotiate" to leave - if you're serious. You just "leave".
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 29, 2017 08:33 PM (fiGNd)







Well, she WAS a Remain supporter, until the Brexit vote. Stands to reason that she'd to the passive aggressive thing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2017 08:54 PM (eXA4G)

384 Well none of them could come close to Eleanor Roosevelt

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:53 PM (SiINZ)

She had Franklin on his knees anytime she wanted.

Posted by: Presidentail Historian, with Ph.D and stuff at November 29, 2017 08:55 PM (zCyNd)

385 It would be fucking EPIC if the CNN crew showed up, looking around for their assigned table. elegant linens with Christmas greens, fine china, wine chilling. And then they find their table. A wobbly ass card table with nothing on it but some glasses filled with milk all the way to the top and some plastic forks, some chicken nuggets and fruit snacks. In the middle a centerpiece of mistletoe with a card that says. FakeFuckingNews.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:55 PM (aHLmf)

386
OMG, best Hump Day in a long time...

What will Thursday bring?


Matt Lauer, Charlie Rose and Keefums starring in The Road to Obscurity

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2017 08:55 PM (pNxlR)

387 Well none of them could come close to Eleanor Roosevelt/

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 29, 2017 08:55 PM (EzdLW)

Posted by: Hillary! at November 29, 2017 08:56 PM (EzdLW)

389 361 358
Melania Trump looks so graceful and elegant in that Christmas video and so very stylish. Such a welcome relief from the She-Hulk of the last 8 years
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:47 PM (SiINZ)

Yes. She looked like a mob enforcer...
Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:48 PM (o5N8j)

She's a Klingon

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 29, 2017 08:56 PM (dKiJG)

390 Damn, I'll show myself to the barrel

Posted by: Hillary! at November 29, 2017 08:56 PM (EzdLW)

391 Well, lemme let you in on a little secret...

Drug addiction and childhood abuse have a very high correlation.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:36 PM (Pz4pT)

yes, I know. Do you have something concrete or just suppositions ?
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 08:50 PM (QC/4S)


About her? No, I know just about nothing of her personal history.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:56 PM (Pz4pT)

392 Oh no, a true stress test for the Barrel... Hillary!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 08:56 PM (I6UVN)

393 CNN says it's because of PDT's attacks on the 1st amendment but really they're just scared of the creche.

Like sunlight to vampires.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 08:56 PM (60v4h)

394 When will Kyle's balls drop is what most want to know. He's like Drudget's handmaiden.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 29, 2017 08:57 PM (12Vsr)

395 Early retail reports indicate that Melania Trump's clothing line is doing better in holiday sales than Lena Dunham's, despite modeling spread for the LenaXXX line by Michaeal Obama.

Posted by: Teen Vogue at November 29, 2017 08:52 PM (zCyNd)

ADDENDUM: Be sure to pick the Dunham line in our Anal Sex, Pedophile Happy Holiday Edition.

Posted by: Teen Vogue Ombudsman at November 29, 2017 08:57 PM (wf3RQ)

396 Off, italicized hillary sock!!!

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 08:57 PM (EzdLW)

397 Yeah, the Melania and gorgeous Christmas decorations combo, plus the perfectly handled snub to CNN - it's really almost too good to be true.


This stuff is not what I care about or what's important, but damn if Trump isn't the most entertaining prez in my lifetime, and the first one to be giving repeated haymakers to some of the most deserving idiots in the US.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2017 08:57 PM (OkKDg)

398 I would love to hear the conversation Matt Lauer is having with Mrs. Lauer right about now.

She's going to divorce his ass and take half his stuff.

She'd better hurry up so she doesn't have to stand in line.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 29, 2017 08:39 PM (O5Q3r)


Think she's consulting Huma on this?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 08:57 PM (YqDXo)

399 Great Howie Carr interview. Damn, not enough DNA!

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2017 08:57 PM (GsAUU)

400 She'd scare a f'ing Klingon.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 08:58 PM (Srnuc)

401 11-7-16

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at November 29, 2017 08:58 PM (kdEzO)

402 'She's a Klingon'

Fuck you

Posted by: Worf at November 29, 2017 08:58 PM (EyPfd)

403 The nativity scene at the WH brought tears to my eyes. And watching Melania with those kids and how happy they looked.

Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 08:58 PM (6kXZU)

404 What is the expiration date on CNNs milk jug...

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at November 29, 2017 08:58 PM (kdEzO)

405 I didn't get an invite either, like WTF?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 29, 2017 08:59 PM (3BFzK)

406 Do not know anything about Miley Cyrus, except for her behavior... some people will do Anything for attention and recognition, and have bad judgement.

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 08:59 PM (o5N8j)

407 Good job, Mr. President.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 08:59 PM (Srnuc)

408 The winning.


I'm still not tired of it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2017 08:59 PM (EyPfd)

409 Amazing day in an amazing month in an amazing year.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 09:00 PM (ZuGkg)

410 Why celebrating a Christian holiday in the White House proves that Trump is a racist....

Posted by: VOX Splainer at November 29, 2017 09:00 PM (3BFzK)

411 Mrs. Trump appears to adore children.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 09:00 PM (Srnuc)

412 Miley's been pretty messed up for some time. It goes beyond a Katy Perry type bid for relevance. Abuse probably is the explanation.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 09:01 PM (/qEW2)

413 I think Miley Cyrus has Daddy Issues.

That would explain a lot.

Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2017 09:01 PM (1w7Vb)

414 And the ignorance and idiocy of claiming to believe that a WH criticizing despicable and stupid media behavior is a threat to freedom of expression - simply mind-blowing.


I myself reminded someone of the rather astonishing Obama admin. actions against reporters (the Rosen thing, the AP thing), and how - the most amazing part - they generated almost zero controversy.


But that was part of things beyond counting or remembering in the Obama years that were literally hard to believe. And revealing. A big reason some of us remain anything but optimistic.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2017 09:01 PM (OkKDg)

415 Me gusta Feliz Navidad, pero no receibo un invitasion ala casa blanco...Racist.

Posted by: Jukin el deplorable at November 29, 2017 09:01 PM (3BFzK)

416
A wobbly ass card table with nothing on it but some glasses filled with milk all the way to the top and some plastic forks, some chicken nuggets and fruit snacks. In the middle a centerpiece of mistletoe with a card that says. FakeFuckingNews.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:55 PM (aHLmf)


Don't forget the boxes of Animal Crackers, all dumped into the milk glasses and soggy to boot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2017 09:01 PM (pNxlR)

417 Why celebrating a Christian holiday in the White House proves that Trump is a racist....
Posted by: VOX Splainer at November 29, 2017 09:00 PM .......and not to mention. While being seated next to the CNN crew at their card table between the bathroom and kitchen doors, they played White Christmas! See!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 09:01 PM (aHLmf)

418 For Kraken to expand his movie trivia knowledge

https://youtu.be/3vDZ_3tqUUk

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 09:02 PM (I6UVN)

419 This stuff is not what I care about or what's important, but damn if Trump isn't the most entertaining prez in my lifetime, and the first one to be giving repeated haymakers to some of the most deserving idiots in the US.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2017 08:57 PM (OkKDg)


I understand what you're saying, but I have to respectfully disagree re importance. I think it is all VERY important, because as Breitbart famously said, politics is downstream from culture, and things like this shape culture.

Think about it: if Obama had put up Ramadan decorations, hosted a traitorous shithead's parents in the Rose Garden, etc. that's of no intrinsic importance, but of momentous symbolic importance, yes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 09:02 PM (YqDXo)

420 Damn, I'll show myself to the barrel
Posted by: Hillary!


Gah! My eyes!

Posted by: The Barrel at November 29, 2017 09:03 PM (pszv/)

421 Miley Cyrus already has the cherished vocal tone of a fifty-three-year-old chainsmoking barfly.

Posted by: precocious talent at November 29, 2017 09:03 PM (TnfoG)

422 A wobbly ass card table with nothing on it but some glasses filled with milk all the way to the top and some plastic forks, some chicken nuggets and fruit snacks. In the middle a centerpiece of mistletoe with a card that says. FakeFuckingNews.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:55 PM (aHLmf)

Don't forget the boxes of Animal Crackers, all dumped into the milk glasses and soggy to boot.

Yep and some shitty gas station napkins, like 80 grit sandpaper. Wolf Blitzer does sound like a reindeer name no?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 09:03 PM (aHLmf)

423 Well none of them could come close to Eleanor Roosevelt/

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 29, 2017 08:55 PM (EzdLW)



Weren't you conversing with her ghost?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 09:04 PM (SiINZ)

424 Think Trump will acknowledge Kwanzaa?

Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 09:04 PM (ANIFC)

425 Melania Trump graces America.

{{Yo press thugs and rapists}} Deal with it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 09:04 PM (hyuyC)

426 Is that the one where the Cylons attack the Enterprise?

It's the one where the evil cornucopia destroys Alderaan.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 09:04 PM (60v4h)

427 Celebrating Christmas at the White House is yet another indicator of how Trump is not fit to be president.

This. Is. Not. Who. We. Are!!

Posted by: FNM and GOPe at November 29, 2017 09:04 PM (3BFzK)

428 Thank you, CNN, because this is how you gave us Trump.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2017 09:05 PM (pszv/)

429 Trump will acknowledge Kwanzaa?
Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 09:04 PM (ANIFC)

No matter what he does it won't be good enough.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 29, 2017 09:05 PM (dKiJG)

430 411 Mrs. Trump appears to adore children.
Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 09:00 PM (Srnuc)


A woman who adores children. What's this world coming to? Where would the human race be if women felt strong affinity for children?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 09:05 PM (YqDXo)

431 From the outside, Miley's dad appears to have a very creepy relationship with her. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 29, 2017 09:05 PM (FQKBL)

432
424 Think Trump will acknowledge Kwanzaa?
Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 09:04 PM (ANIFC)


#FakeHoliday

Oh, the howling that would provoke!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2017 09:05 PM (pNxlR)

433 Howie sent someone to clown Fauxcahontas and have her sign the infamous Low Wow Chow. She did the hold the cap of the pen in her mouth thing, and later Howie realized DNA! Unfortunately, not enough to test. LMAO

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2017 09:05 PM (GsAUU)

434 What a day! What week! What a year!

I'm out of socks...

*heads to laundry basket for clean load*

Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 09:05 PM (wf3RQ)

435 424 Think Trump will acknowledge Kwanzaa?
Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 09:04 PM (ANIFC)


The Tweet will be epic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 09:06 PM (YqDXo)

436 For Kraken to expand his movie trivia knowledge

https://youtu.be/3vDZ_3tqUUk
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 09:02 PM (I6UVN)

Thank you, animated person.... watched 2 minutes, and bookmarked for later... you are a giver...

Posted by: kraken at November 29, 2017 09:06 PM (o5N8j)

437 "Kwanza a fake holiday invented by a felon, will not be celebrated at the people's house this year."
PDT

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 29, 2017 09:06 PM (3BFzK)

438 Trump has no path to victory.

Posted by: CNN at November 29, 2017 09:07 PM (Ndje9)

439 One very bizarre ongoing thing I'm enjoying for some reason - Trump's repeated Twitter calls for DOJ/FBI to cooperate with congressional investigations. He just did it again. Fairly confident *this* is unprecedented - a president repeatedly, publicly jaw-boning his own DOJ to cooperate with Congress.


I get the traditional independence of DOJ yadda yadda yadda - let's leave aside the complete and detailed implementation of the WH's every wish under Obama, cough cough - but still.


Also, what appears to be a brush-back pitch at UK PM May over I assume the Muslim-related videos Trump re-tweeted this morning. How is May still in office? More importantly, I'd love to see Trump re-tweeting tough videos/comments on our own illegal migration crisis - UK is probably gone, and in any case not our problem.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2017 09:07 PM (OkKDg)

440 435 424 Think Trump will acknowledge Kwanzaa?
Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 09:04 PM (ANIFC)

The Tweet will be epic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 09:06 PM (YqDXo)

@RealDonaldTrump Happy Black Hanukkah!

Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 09:08 PM (ANIFC)

441 Well none of them could come close to Eleanor Roosevelt

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:53 PM (SiINZ)

Hillary has her unlisted Ouijaphone number.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 09:08 PM (oPNmq)

442 Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 29, 2017 09:05 PM (FQKBL)


she has a creepy relationship with her dad ? like they sing together ?

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 09:08 PM (QC/4S)

443 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 09:02 PM (I6UVN)

Whoa, I haven't seen that in ages. Nice!

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 09:08 PM (EzdLW)

444 425 Melania Trump graces America.

{{Yo press thugs and rapists}} Deal with it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2017 09:04 PM (hyuyC)


Yeah, but she doesn't have Mooch's beauty. /sarc

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 09:09 PM (YqDXo)

445 I would love to hear PDT say everybody who isn't an anti-Christian knows that kwanzaa is fake.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2017 09:09 PM (zLDYs)

446 How is May still in office?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2017 09:07 PM (OkKDg)


Patience, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 09:10 PM (YqDXo)

447 if i wanted to lower my IQ, I would watch the morning sow on MSJWBC to see what those two twits say to Lord Galactic Troll Emperor's tweet about that kooky Joe's dead intern.

My money says nothing because that cut to the bone but never underestimate a leftist's stupidity and the will to prove it to the world.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 29, 2017 09:10 PM (3BFzK)

448 Well none of them could come close to Eleanor Roosevelt

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 08:53 PM (SiINZ)

Hillary has her unlisted Ouijaphone number.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 09:08 PM

She called Miss Cleo and had a threesome with Sir Edmund Hillary and Eleanor Roosevelt.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 09:10 PM (aHLmf)

449 Yeah, but she doesn't have Mooch's beauty. /sarc
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 09:09 PM (YqDXo)


Probably can't even unhinge her jaws when the lobster and wagyu come out.

#notourfirstlady

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 09:11 PM (y87Qq)

450 No. Like, they've posed for pictures in positions more intimate than a parent and child usually take, and he's talked about going to her house and peeking in her windows once she moved out into her own place.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 29, 2017 09:11 PM (FQKBL)

451 There is no traditional independence of the DOJ. This is a fiction sponsored by libs to denormalize Trump.

AG is traditionally someone close or loyal to the President.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2017 09:11 PM (jHrzU)

452 Think about it: if Obama had put up Ramadan decorations, hosted a traitorous shithead's parents in the Rose Garden, etc. that's of no intrinsic importance, but of momentous symbolic importance, yes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 09:02 PM (YqDXo)

Your invitation to our celebration of the Feast of Eid al-Fitr will arrive in due course.


Please note that the event, as always, is BYOB.

Posted by: Barry and Michaeal at November 29, 2017 09:11 PM (zCyNd)

453 @RealDonaldTrump Happy Black Hanukkah!
Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 09:08 PM

It would be great if Trump could do a parody song to that from Adam Sandler's Hanukah song.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 09:12 PM (aHLmf)

454 Please note that the event, as always, is BYOB.

Posted by: Barry and Michaeal at November 29, 2017 09:11 PM (zCyNd)


Bring your own bacon?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 09:12 PM (YqDXo)

455 >>>Like, they've posed for pictures in positions more intimate than a parent and child usually take, and he's talked about going to her house and peeking in her windows once she moved out into her own place.

I thought this was about Trump at first.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 09:12 PM (RrhD2)

456 Trump fed pecan pie to the koi.

Posted by: CNN at November 29, 2017 09:13 PM (Ndje9)

457 Conyers to announce retirement in January.

Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 29, 2017 09:14 PM (3myMJ)

458 It would be fucking EPIC if the CNN crew showed up, looking around for their assigned table. elegant linens with Christmas greens, fine china, wine chilling. And then they find their table. A wobbly ass card table with nothing on it but some glasses filled with milk all the way to the top and some plastic forks, some chicken nuggets and fruit snacks. In the middle a centerpiece of mistletoe with a card that says. FakeFuckingNews.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 08:55 PM

Who hear would like a pudding pop?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at November 29, 2017 09:14 PM (aHLmf)

459 no idea what kind of dad Billy Ray was, but I think Miley probably got preyed upon by the scum in Hollywood/Disney

As we have heard from the Weinstein stories, having famous parents is no protection.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 29, 2017 09:14 PM (hMwEB)

460 Mrs. Jukin is about to serve a rib eye roast (only two boner..Yeah I said boner) with all the fixins. This is one hell of good Wednesday.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 29, 2017 09:14 PM (3BFzK)

461 Your invitation to our celebration of the Feast of Eid al-Fitr will arrive in due course.


Please note that the event, as always, is BYOBG.

Posted by: Barry and Michaeal at November 29, 2017 09:11 PM (zCyNd)


Bring Your Own Goat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 09:14 PM (SiINZ)

462 I thought this was about Trump at first.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 09:12 PM (RrhD2)

It's really about Winona and Ron Jeremy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 09:14 PM (oPNmq)

463 One thing for sure she doesn't have such well toned biceps and thighs.

Posted by: Dewie Coppafeld at November 29, 2017 09:15 PM (Srnuc)

464 Weren't you conversing with her ghost?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 09:04 PM (SiINZ)


Nowadays I make Huma wear an Eleanor mask.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 29, 2017 09:15 PM (EzdLW)

465 Wolf Blitzer does sound like a reindeer name no?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 09:03 PM (aHLmf)


But Chris Matthews has the red nose.

Posted by: Miklos ahs eaten smoked reindeer at November 29, 2017 09:15 PM (zCyNd)

466 453 @RealDonaldTrump Happy Black Hanukkah!
Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 09:08 PM

It would be great if Trump could do a parody song to that from Adam Sandler's Hanukah song.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 09:12 PM (aHLmf)

I could come up with something, but I don't want to get banned.

Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 09:15 PM (ANIFC)

467 Bring your own billygoat.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2017 09:16 PM (zLDYs)

468 Billy Ray Cyrus, POS.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 09:16 PM (Srnuc)

469 But Chris Matthews has the red nose.
Posted by: Miklos ahs eaten smoked reindeer at November 29, 2017 09:15 PM (zCyNd)

That's not the only thing that's red!

Posted by: Shep at November 29, 2017 09:16 PM (wf3RQ)

470 Bring your own blunderbuss.

Posted by: dantesed at November 29, 2017 09:17 PM (88xKn)

471 I thought this was about Trump at first.



Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 09:12 PM (RrhD2)

============

Winona has a secret sex tape (lie Alyssia Milano) with Peter North. Look for it and fap to it. Should keep you busy for a few months.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 29, 2017 09:17 PM (3BFzK)

472 @RealDonaldTrump Happy Black Hanukkah!

Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 09:08 PM (ANIFC)

For all the Falashas!

Posted by: Fred G. Sanford at November 29, 2017 09:17 PM (zCyNd)

473 But Chris Matthews has the red nose.
Posted by: Miklos ahs eaten smoked reindeer at November 29, 2017 09:15 PM

No, his nose is brown.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 09:17 PM (aHLmf)

474 Re Theresa May and Angela Merkel:

When they break out the strap-on, I wonder who'd be the top?

And throw Hillary in there and make it a 3-way.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 09:18 PM (8O3HH)

475 Prince did a song "Black Donald Trump"

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2017 09:18 PM (jHrzU)

476 One thing for sure she doesn't have such well toned biceps and thighs.

==

are we still talking about Eleanor Roosevelt ?

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 09:19 PM (QC/4S)

477 Howie sent someone to clown Fauxcahontas and have her sign the infamous Low Wow Chow. She did the hold the cap of the pen in her mouth thing, and later Howie realized DNA! Unfortunately, not enough to test. LMAO

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2017 09:05 PM (GsAUU)


========

Someone should hire a private investigator. Get her discarded starbuck's cup, etc.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 09:19 PM (/qEW2)

478 474 Re Theresa May and Angela Merkel:

Their children must be so disappointed.

Posted by: Miklos G. Sanford at November 29, 2017 09:19 PM (zCyNd)

479 Winona has a secret sex tape (lie Alyssia Milano) with Peter North. Look for it and fap to it. Should keep you busy for a few months.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 29, 2017 09:17

Wut? You can't say that with no link man.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 09:19 PM (aHLmf)

480 Oh, and good to see sven back and posting.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at November 29, 2017 09:20 PM (1FhAQ)

481 I could come up with something, but I don't want to get banned.
Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 09:15 PM

Heh

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 09:21 PM (aHLmf)

482 There is a distinct lack of linkage

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 09:21 PM (RrhD2)

483 Conyers to announce retirement in January.

That's some weaselshit. I'm retiring but I'm going to slip that to some close associates, but it's not MY announcement, it's theirs.

So in January, he can decide NOT to announce. Then it won't be a retraction.

It's the equivalent to making a promise with fingers crossed behind his back. Conyers' word is worth poo.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:21 PM (6FqZa)

484 Off topic, but I finally got my first bill from my stay in the hospital over a month ago. I've been waiting for these shoes to start dropping.

This one was from the Interventional Radiology department. They performed four procedures on me:

1. They installed the chest tube my first night there, and drained some of the built-up fluid. I felt immediate relief.
2. They performed the biopsy on my lung tumor.
3. They removed the chest tube after a week in the hospital, and replaced it with a PleurX catheter that could be drained by a home care nurse.
4. They removed the catheter when the home care nurse got almost no new fluid.

All of those procedures were performed while I was awake and sedated. "Interventional Radiology" means that they use imaging to guide needles and probes to the problem area instead of incisions.

The personnel in that unit were great. Like I said, I was awake when they were working on me, and they constantly engaged in banter, busting on each other, and so forth. It was straight out of M*A*S*H. It was very entertaining.

The total cost before insurance was about $1600, but I only have to pay $371. That's a check I will be happy to write. They deserve it.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

485 Get her discarded starbuck's cup
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 09:19 PM

You misspelled dildo.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 09:22 PM (aHLmf)

486
For another really hot image, a real ficus fouler you might say, speaking of Eleanor Roosevelt, there were rumors about her and Amelia Earhadt.

https://skywriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/earhart-roosevelt.jpg

That image is anti-Viagra.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 09:22 PM (8O3HH)

487 Conyers kind of looks like Joe Biden dunked in chocolate.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2017 09:23 PM (4ErVI)

488 Conyers' word is worth poo.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:21 PM (6FqZa)


It ain't poo if ya keep it in yer pants.

Posted by: Monkey with a serious throwing arm at November 29, 2017 09:23 PM (zCyNd)

489 It's the equivalent to making a promise with fingers crossed behind his back. Conyers' word is worth poo.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:21 PM (6FqZa)

If only there were a weaponized IRS, and the will to use it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 09:23 PM (oPNmq)

490 "I pray to God Almighty that all those seeking to destroy America fall by their own devices.
Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 08:08 PM (Srnuc)"

Amen to that, and same here.

fwiw, seems to be working, just like my "confusion to our enemies" toast.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 29, 2017 09:24 PM (Ktb8D)

491 Using a Surface Pro in tablet mode. iPad already knows to do capitalization and periods in a text box. not windows

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2017 09:24 PM (jHrzU)

492 Oh hey, we're into open thread territory.

I had a kind-of job interview today.

:: blows little party horn ::

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 09:25 PM (y87Qq)

493 Moore will win by something like 8 to 12 percent and McConnell won't make any real move to oust him.

Posted by: CM9000 at November 29, 2017 09:25 PM (yFtHm)

494 It's the equivalent to making a promise with fingers crossed behind his back. Conyers' word is worth poo.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:21 PM (6FqZa)

I hear that. Sounds like a deal has been made to get him out without dropping him down the chute today. I agree that he could piss backwards when the time comes.

Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 29, 2017 09:25 PM (3myMJ)

495 "490 "I pray to God Almighty that all those seeking to destroy America fall by their own devices.
Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 08:08 PM (Srnuc)"

And my m249...

Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2017 09:26 PM (rEW4J)

496 That image is anti-Viagra.

==

Viagra Falls

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 09:26 PM (QC/4S)

497 Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

Prayers up for you!

Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 09:26 PM (wf3RQ)

498 The total cost before insurance was about $1600, but I only have to pay $371. That's a check I will be happy to write. They deserve it.

Posted by: rickl
**********************

Sounds like things are going well.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 09:27 PM (Srnuc)

499 Viagra Falls

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 09:26 PM (QC/4S)

"The Second Honeymoon Capital of North America, bar none!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 09:27 PM (oPNmq)

500 C N N

You know, "see-en-en" is just too long.

I think we can just call them "sin" now.

Posted by: mindful webworker's pronunckiation guide at November 29, 2017 09:27 PM (NU2/k)

501 I had a kind-of job interview today.

Yay! Congrats!

On topic of that, I seem to have been ghosted by the people interviewing me last week. No response by email or phone.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:28 PM (6FqZa)

502 She's so outrageously cute sometimes, you can see the little girl, still. And then she does things like this. It's really quite heartbreaking.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2017 08:26 PM (Pz4pT)



Dolly Parton mentored her. Im pretty sure Billy Ray got busy with Dolly. Horrywood beasts destroyed Miley methinks.

Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 29, 2017 09:28 PM (IY5vW)

503 501 I had a kind-of job interview today.

Yay! Congrats!

On topic of that, I seem to have been ghosted by the people interviewing me last week. No response by email or phone.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:28 PM (6FqZa)

I hate that. That seems to be standard operating procedure these days.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

504 On topic of that, I seem to have been ghosted by the people interviewing me last week. No response by email or phone.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:28 PM (6FqZa)


LinkedIn visitors in private mode?

Posted by: Miklos with a serious throwing arm at November 29, 2017 09:29 PM (zCyNd)

505 Before i met my husband, a mutual friend wanted to set him up on a blind date with Katie Couric. He passed.

Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 09:30 PM (hZ+us)

506 Trump has really changed everything, I really don't think I will be able to tolerate a milktoast vanilla Republican President.

The problem is Trump is a Reagan level one off.

And Trump > Reagan

Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2017 09:30 PM (Wtll+)

507 Insomniac, someone might be in need of your services.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:30 PM (6FqZa)

508 On topic of that, I seem to have been ghosted by the people interviewing me last week. No response by email or phone.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:28 PM (6FqZa)

I hate that. That seems to be standard operating procedure these days.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 09:29 PM (NWiLs)


Unfortunately it is. Companies just don't give a shit about following up with candidates. It would be nice if they let someone know where they stand good or bad

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 09:30 PM (SiINZ)

509 501 I had a kind-of job interview today.

Yay! Congrats!

On topic of that, I seem to have been ghosted by the people interviewing me last week. No response by email or phone.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:28 PM (6FqZa)

It might just need a little patience. If they're anything like my employer they have to have a couple meetings to jawbone if you and another candidate are neck and neck. Don't hesitate to send a "Gosh I sure enjoyed interviewing with you guys!" message to your point of contact if you don't hear something soon.

Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at November 29, 2017 09:31 PM (1FhAQ)

510 507 Insomniac, someone might be in need of your services.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:30 PM (6FqZa)

Who might that be?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 09:31 PM (NWiLs)

511 Insomniac, someone might be in need of your services.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:30 PM (6FqZa)


I dont think he does weddings, but maybe bar-mizvas, anniversaries, kid birthdays....

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 09:31 PM (QC/4S)

512 Oh, just making that Bag o' D. reference.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:32 PM (6FqZa)

513 i heard Billy Ray talk about what Hollywood does to kids. on Glenn Becks radio show i think. he sounded well grounded etc. i think they had just stopped doing Hannah Montana show and moved back to Nashville

seeing Miley and her brother he clearly was not walking his talk

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2017 09:32 PM (jHrzU)

514 Pertaining to gub-related and etc, I though I lost a couple AR mags (1 Pmag and 1 Hhexmag) and my binocular case. Mrs. E found them in the back floorboard of her car yesterday. Woohoo!

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2017 09:32 PM (zLDYs)

515 I will never forgive them for their pettiness in not covering Melania. After eight years of being told how beautiful, witty and intelligent Michelle was, I think they could show us a picture of Melania every now and then. But no, we must pretend that she is not the First Lady.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 29, 2017 09:32 PM (JKNZq)

516 Unfortunately it is. Companies just don't give a shit about following up with candidates. It would be nice if they let someone know where they stand good or bad
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 09:30 PM (SiINZ)

It certainly would be. Or at least common courtesy. That is apparently too much to ask.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

517 For another really hot image, a real ficus fouler you might say, speaking of Eleanor Roosevelt, there were rumors about her and Amelia Earhadt.

https://skywriter.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/earhart-roosevelt.jpg

That image is anti-Viagra.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 09:22 PM (8O3HH)


I believe Churchill would say "whose the chap on the left"?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 29, 2017 09:33 PM (aMlLZ)

518 512 Oh, just making that Bag o' D. reference.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:32 PM (6FqZa)

Ah so. I'll have to call my supplier, I've had really high demand since the inauguration.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

519 I believe Churchill would say "whose the chap on the left"?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 29, 2017 09:33 PM (aMlLZ)

who's, not whose. fuck spellcheck.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 29, 2017 09:34 PM (aMlLZ)

520 I think they could show us a picture of Melania every now and then. But no, we must pretend that she is not the First Lady.

Posted by: notsothoreau
**************************

Click my nic.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 09:34 PM (Srnuc)

521 511 Insomniac, someone might be in need of your services.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:30 PM (6FqZa)


I dont think he does weddings, but maybe bar-mizvas, anniversaries, kid birthdays....
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 09:31 PM (QC/4S)

Heh. Y'all know me well. Definitely no weddings.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 09:34 PM (NWiLs)

522 Miley Cyrus already has the cherished vocal tone of a fifty-three-year-old chainsmoking barfly.
Posted by: precocious talent at November 29, 2017 09:03 PM (TnfoG)


Her backyard version of Jolene is unbelievable. She is really a good singer. .

Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 09:34 PM (hZ+us)

523 513 Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2017 09:32 PM (jHrzU)

Eh, maybe he was accepting the damage was already done....?

Miley Ray Cyrus made a lot of her own choices becoming who she is.

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 09:34 PM (SzZnW)

524 she is just a showbiz child of famous parents

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 09:34 PM (QC/4S)

525 I hate that. That seems to be standard operating procedure these days.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 09:29 PM (NWiLs)


For real. Gimme a stand-up "we're looking into other options", not this string-along stuff. I can take it, I'm a timid effete man. Just tell it to me straight.

The other BS thing is "oh sure, blah blah you have 15 years of experience with something called 'Java' and 'J2EE', but our HRbot9000 has rejected your CV because we really need someone who can learn ASP.net". Well, gosh, count me out, then, I couldn't possibly pick up such an obscure arcane computer thing like that. Is that one of those thinking box things?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 09:35 PM (y87Qq)

526
There was a joke about Churchill in the WH with the Roosevelts. He was sitting next to Eleanor chatting with her alone, and FDR wheeled in and quipped, "I'll have none of that, Winston!".

Winston replied, "I wouldn't either."

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 09:35 PM (8O3HH)

527 parent

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 09:35 PM (QC/4S)

528 I hate that. That seems to be standard operating procedure these days.



Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 09:29 PM (NWiLs)





Unfortunately it is. Companies just don't give a shit about
following up with candidates. It would be nice if they let someone know
where they stand good or bad
--

It's happened to me as well. I despise it. Shows a lack of class IMHO.

Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 09:35 PM (aT+Bx)

529 dont know, is her mom famous for something ?

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 09:35 PM (QC/4S)

530 I hate that. That seems to be standard operating procedure these days.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

--------

It is not just these days.

I am a hiring manager and never do this. If at the first meeting it is a no go, I tell them to their face, with an explanation as to why.

During the stoopid HR process (lemme tell you how much I hate that waste of space and SJW salary dept.), I will update honestly as much as I can.

Once upon a time, that was me out there.

Posted by: Side draft at November 29, 2017 09:36 PM (tFQkB)

531
Click my nic.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 09:34 PM (Srnuc)

Ain't pulling your finger, though.

Posted by: Miklos is not fooled by the likes of you at November 29, 2017 09:36 PM (zCyNd)

532 515 I will never forgive them for their pettiness in not covering Melania.

Not covering her might be better than comparing her to the White Witch in Narnia, and saying she's unhappy living in the White House with a man she hates. Such a lot of projection and jealousy.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 29, 2017 09:37 PM (FQKBL)

533 Could just be the HR process.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:37 PM (6FqZa)

534 I'm so NOT going to the White House Christmas party because....principles or sumtin'...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2017 09:37 PM (kufk0)

535 I just watched that White Christmas decoration video. Anybody who would see fit to wail about that is mentally ill--no question.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 09:37 PM (nBr1j)

536 i have found that the interviews that go the best go the weirdest

after saying things like an offer will be on the way shortly, they disappear

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2017 09:37 PM (jHrzU)

537 Miley Ray Cyrus made a lot of her own choices becoming who she is.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 09:34 PM

Have you guys seen the version of John McCain singing Wrecking Ball?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 09:39 PM (aHLmf)

538 Medicare should pay for pedicures.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 09:39 PM (Srnuc)

539
Melania makes Jackie O look like a bag lady by comparison. She's Ab-Fab, absolutely fabulous.

Gutfeld made a good point about her yesterday. Of course, she didn't want to be First Lady. You're a foreign born wife of some guy who, all of the sudden, becomes the leader of a country whose language is your third (of five she can speak fluently).

Your thrown in the limelight to speak to millions in that third language.

And yet she did it, and very gracefully.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 09:40 PM (8O3HH)

540 White House Christmas Party? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 29, 2017 09:40 PM (Tyii7)

541 Thought just occurred to me.

There is this congressional slush fund for Congressional sexual harassers.....

Obama was a member of congress.

And a member of the CBC.

What did Obama know... and when did he know it...

Posted by: sippin_bourbon at November 29, 2017 09:40 PM (5Z34V)

542 I don't ask for much. On search committees, I always:
- demand the reject stack from HR and review them all
- see how long it takes the candidate to catch on that I'm asking the Voight-Kampff battery

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 09:40 PM (y87Qq)

543 Medicare should pay for pedicures.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 09:39 PM (Srnuc)

Actually, Medicaid does.

Posted by: Miklos is surprised by this at November 29, 2017 09:41 PM (zCyNd)

544 blaster @ 536- 'soon'----
Yeah, like an ugly chick insists you take he phone number, you do so, and then wad it up and throw it away when you're out of her view.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2017 09:41 PM (zLDYs)

545 NO, I'm not going to the Prom with Billy... he is icky....

/mumbles... and beside, he didn't ask...
Posted by: CNN acting like a teenage girl at November 29, 2017 07:48 PM (NgKpN)

Well Billy drives a Camaro, has 80's hair, and is the ultimate bad boy.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 29, 2017 09:41 PM (WVeiZ)

546 "And yet they would not hearken unto their judges, but they went a
whoring after other gods, and bowed themselves unto them: they turned
quickly out of the way which their fathers walked in"

Is it any surprise that "whoring" was used in the Bible as a prime example of evil betrayal of "allegiance"?

addendum ... those OT judges were deemed to be actually judicious, not political activist commie judges like we have now

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 09:42 PM (/aIFg)

547 Actually, Medicaid does.

Posted by: Miklos
************************

Yes, but it doesn't pay for real doctors.

Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2017 09:43 PM (Srnuc)

548 Well Billy drives a Camaro, has 80's hair, and is the ultimate bad boy.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 29, 2017 09:41 PM (WVeiZ)


Well, we might have ONE cruise cabin available...

Posted by: Billy Kristol at November 29, 2017 09:43 PM (zCyNd)

549 April Ryan: I don't think . . . .


Stop, right there.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2017 09:43 PM (tbOMB)

550 I just watched that White Christmas decoration video. Anybody who would see fit to wail about that is mentally ill--no question.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 09:37 PM (nBr1j)


No kidding, that was some amazing shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 29, 2017 09:44 PM (aMlLZ)

551 Even I was invited.

Posted by: April the Giraffe at November 29, 2017 09:45 PM (Tyii7)

552 see how long it takes the candidate to catch on that I'm asking the Voight-Kampff battery

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 09:40 PM (y87Qq)

Those obscure WW I trivia questions are killers!

Posted by: Miklos von Lettow-Vorbeck at November 29, 2017 09:45 PM (zCyNd)

553 Well, I am going to take a nap. Trying to get turned around to daylights again. Went to bed at 7:00 A.M., back up at noon, packed up, drove home, now the eyelids get heavy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2017 09:45 PM (oPNmq)

554 My husband is getting the same thing on his job search. Spent a week writing "test code", guy liked his work said he was going to recommend an on-site interview last Tuesday....this week....not a peep. He's had probably close to 40-50 phone interviews at different companies, sometimes 2 or 3 with the same with company. He's worked with 2 independent recruiters. He's taken about a dozen+ coding "test" some taking days to do. He's had 3 on site interviews. Going on 6 months now and nothing.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2017 09:46 PM (kufk0)

555 I don't ask for much. On search committees, I always:
- demand the reject stack from HR and review them all
- see how long it takes the candidate to catch on that I'm asking the Voight-Kampff battery
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 09:40 PM (y87Qq)

-------

I have gone to outside services like Indeed and Ziprecruiter to have resumes sent directly to my email because those c***s in HR will block out very good people using total BS criteria.

Posted by: Side draft at November 29, 2017 09:47 PM (tFQkB)

556 whats a tortoise?

Posted by: sippin_bourbon at November 29, 2017 09:47 PM (5Z34V)

557 I didn't invite April Ryan to my Christmas party either. My reason is that she's a pissy, obnoxious bitch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2017 09:47 PM (zmvwV)

558 554 My husband is getting the same thing on his job search. Spent a week writing "test code", guy liked his work said he was going to recommend an on-site interview last Tuesday....this week....not a peep. He's had probably close to 40-50 phone interviews at different companies, sometimes 2 or 3 with the same with company. He's worked with 2 independent recruiters. He's taken about a dozen+ coding "test" some taking days to do. He's had 3 on site interviews. Going on 6 months now and nothing.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2017 09:46 PM (kufk0)

Bunch of dicks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

559 April the Giraffe
==

hey ! what's going on ?!! long time no see !

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 09:48 PM (QC/4S)

560 Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

Meeting with "Chuck and Nancy" today about keeping government open and working. Problem is they want illegal immigrants flooding into our Country unchecked, are weak on Crime and want to substantially RAISE Taxes. I don't see a deal!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2017 09:50 PM (rnAwa)

561
Now, April O'Neil, I'd invite her to my Christmas party, and any other parties. Hell, I'd have a party just for her.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 09:50 PM (8O3HH)

562 On topic of that, I seem to have been ghosted by the people interviewing me last week. No response by email or phone.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:28 PM (6FqZa)

---------------

Discrimination against terlit hobos is still legal under federal law.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2017 09:50 PM (zmvwV)

563 hey ! what's going on ?!! long time no see !

Whatup, dawg? Just pumpin' out the babies, I am.

Posted by: April the Giraffe at November 29, 2017 09:50 PM (Tyii7)

564 0 I just watched that White Christmas decoration video. Anybody who would see fit to wail about that is mentally ill--no question.

-
And yet the media does.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 29, 2017 09:50 PM (+y/Ru)

565 I didn't invite April Ryan to my Christmas party either. My reason is that she's a pissy, obnoxious bitch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2017 09:47 PM (zmvwV)

she invited me, and I declined

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 09:51 PM (QC/4S)

566 Everyone disappeared....hitting that f5 key I guess.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2017 09:53 PM (kufk0)

567 hey ! what's going on ?!! long time no see !

Whatup, dawg? Just pumpin' out the babies, I am.
Posted by: April the Giraffe at November 29, 2017 09:50 PM (Tyii

no live vid ?? 'the fundango is that about ??

Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 09:53 PM (QC/4S)

568 Here at Chateau D'Eez we think that the WH Christmas decorations are simply the Best Evah !

Kinda like what we would do if we hit the Powerball tonight ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 29, 2017 09:55 PM (Ktb8D)

569 miss me yet?

Posted by: cincinnatus at November 29, 2017 09:56 PM (11H2y)

570 National Concealed Reciprocity Passes House Judiciary, Is Expected To Receive A Floor Vote By The End Of The Year

Posted by: Miklos from apt. 2A at November 29, 2017 09:56 PM (zCyNd)

571
Posted by: April the Giraffe

Don't stick your neck out!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 09:56 PM (IqV8l)

572 On topic of that, I seem to have been ghosted by the people interviewing me last week. No response by email or phone.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:28 PM (6FqZa)

I hate that. That seems to be standard operating procedure these days.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 09:29 PM (NWiLs)


It does, and it sucks.

I told the elder of the young Guevaras that if he didn't hear from a potential employer within a day or two of an interview, he should assume it wasn't going to happen.

Back in the day when I worked in business development/R&D at Fortune 250 pharma, we'd regularly meet with Pissant Startup Pharma. Our business retards would always prohibit us from telling them the truth - "thanks, but we're not interested" - saying we should never tell anyone "no" in case we change our mind (pardon the exaggeration).

How about we make up our fucking minds NOW, and then tell people where they stand as a basic courtesy?

Crazy, I know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 09:56 PM (YqDXo)

573 I didn't invite April Ryan to my Christmas party either. My reason is that she's a pissy, obnoxious bitch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2017 09:47 PM (zmvwV)


You could invite her to serve canapes or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 09:58 PM (YqDXo)

574 Posted by: April the Giraffe

I confess, I am a leg man...

Posted by: Miklos reveals All!! at November 29, 2017 09:58 PM (zCyNd)

575 ok. It's nood.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 09:58 PM (/qEW2)

576 537 Posted by: Minnfidel at November 29, 2017 09:39 PM (aHLmf)

That was election 2008 wasn't it?

Sarah Palin hit with steve schmidt's WRECKING BALL.....

Buck up little tigers

//Mav

Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 09:58 PM (SzZnW)

577 Seriously I have had some awesome interviews where before the interview is over they are telling me I have the job or they tell me I am the number one candidate, and they just go totally dark.

It's weird.

Of late, the interviews that go shittiest are actually the ones that turn into jobs. I had one where the hiring manager forgot about the interview and didn't show. Got offer the next day. Of course, it was a crappy job, but there you go.

I just went through an interview process with lots of steps. A middle step I interviewed with this guy who was very brusque. At the end he gave me a LOT of negative feedback, where my answers were wrong, etc.

And that seemed like that.

Then he tells me that I would be going to the next step of the interviews...

They told me yesterday that they were going to hire me. I don't know if I am going to take it.

Just weird.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2017 09:59 PM (jHrzU)

578 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 29, 2017 09:59 PM (Ktb8D)

579 Maybe.....Incredibly , Mr. Trump first GOP to realize Progressive/Soros Media seek to destroy GOP......It like light only he see.....

Posted by: KIM at November 29, 2017 10:07 PM (lMn1U)

580 I finally got the first bill from my stay in the hospital over a month ago. I've been waiting for these shoes to start dropping.

This one was from the Interventional Radiology department. They performed four procedures on me:

1. They installed the chest tube my first night there, and drained some of the built-up fluid. I felt immediate relief.
2. They performed the biopsy on my lung tumor.
3. They removed the chest tube after a week in the hospital, and replaced it with a PleurX catheter that could be drained by a home care nurse.
4. They removed the catheter when the home care nurse got almost no new fluid.

All of those procedures were performed while I was awake and sedated. "Interventional Radiology" means that they use imaging to guide needles and probes to the problem area instead of incisions.

The personnel in that unit were great. Like I said, I was awake when they were working on me, and they constantly engaged in banter, telling jokes, busting on each other, and so forth. It was straight out of M*A*S*H. It was very entertaining.

There were also two female doctors who were so insanely hot that I would crawl across broken glass to wash their dishes.

The total cost before insurance was about $1600, but I only have to pay $371. That's a check I will be happy to write. They deserve it.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 10:10 PM (sdi6R)

581

Oops, wrong thread.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

582 "How about we make up our fucking minds NOW, and then tell people where they stand as a basic courtesy?
" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

sorry, not how it works with malicious conspiring corrupt lawyers that dominate most cities and states and even more corrupt the higher one goes.

It is "no too early, delay, delay ... ten seconds after critical deadline ... no sorry, too late, you should have acted earlier, you had time, too late, much too late."

You should have known to hire lawyers from out of town, that were not part of the local mafia ... don't you know that is how it works? That is the established law.

That is why the tree of liberty must be watered ... lawyer/power cabals ALWAYS attract the malicious evil corrupt POS anti-American infidels ... and the citizen is obligated to rise up and make things right.

Old westerns portrayed this routinely .. even as recently as "Silverado" for instance. but hasn't happened much recently. Time for good men to (more than?) consider hoisting the black flag ... though I'd suggest it is a patriotic flag (not having actually read Mencken)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 10:13 PM (/aIFg)

583 "There were also two female doctors who were so insanely hot that I would crawl across broken glass to wash their dishes.

The total cost before insurance was about $1600, but I only have to
pay $371. That's a check I will be happy to write. They deserve it.Posted by: rickl

even the sedation alone would run $1600 ... I'd think. Were you in America .. in a recent century?

anyway ... glad it went well. Best wishes for you rickl

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 10:23 PM (/aIFg)

584 Well hellfire. I don't like April Ryan either. I wouldn't spend more of the taxpayers money than would buy a mold covered Triscuit cracker to entertain her.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 29, 2017 10:29 PM (Sda6L)

585 122 Tucker airing hot mike footage of Matt Lauer
Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 07:59 PM

OK Moron Poll. Politics aside. Katie Couric, yes or no?

No, no, and hell no.

As for April Ryan: proof positive that the world is divided into two spheres: those who hated HS and couldn't wait for it to end, and those who loved HS and its atmosphere and long for it to go on forever. No, Miss Ryan, you aren't in the cool-kids clique now; you aren't on student council.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 29, 2017 10:39 PM (HDLx1)

586 Now boarding, flight 666 for Point Barrow ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:33 PM (YqDXo)

Well thank you, friend, but Miss Amelia has offered me a lift on her contraption.

Posted by: Will Rogers at November 29, 2017 10:59 PM (zCyNd)

587 Oops, wrong thread.

Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

You. Nood. Here.

Posted by: a concupiscient barrel at November 29, 2017 11:03 PM (zCyNd)

588 It finally happened. In my tiny town of under 5,000, the atheists at Freedom From Religion Foundation threatened a lawsuit unless the city got rid of the nativity scene. For now, the city managed to find someone slightly down the street to host the scene.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 29, 2017 11:08 PM (J70i0)

589 503 501 I had a kind-of job interview today.

Yay! Congrats!

On topic of that, I seem to have been ghosted by the people interviewing me last week. No response by email or phone.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 09:28 PM (6FqZa)

I hate that. That seems to be standard operating procedure these days.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

Sadly, that IS Standard Operating Procedure. Funny how professionalism is absolutely demanded of potential employees by potential employers but never reciprocated.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 29, 2017 11:23 PM (HDLx1)

590 588 It finally happened. In my tiny town of under 5,000, the atheists at Freedom From Religion Foundation threatened a lawsuit unless the city got rid of the nativity scene. For now, the city managed to find someone slightly down the street to host the scene.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 29, 2017 11:08 PM (J70i0)

The Freedom From Civil Society Foundation is what it should be.

Never forget there are very few true atheists. Those so-called "atheists" want to REPLACE God with an all-powerful government, just as Stalin and Mao wanted to (whether they said it outright or not).

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 29, 2017 11:31 PM (HDLx1)

591 Disdain for the Pie Truther?

Say it ain't so!!

Posted by: Aarradin at November 30, 2017 03:57 AM (5kvQv)

592 Racism....its gotta be racism.
What else is there?

Posted by: Phuqdem at November 30, 2017 02:39 PM (olpu0)

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