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Apologies, But Vanity Fair Just Published Its Hit on Matt Lauer, and Whoo Doggy, I Gotta Post It
What a lovely day that greets me after the site got taken down yesterday.
I know you may be sick of derogatory stories about Matt Lauer, if you're a Communist who hates joy, but I'm not. I hate this guy.As the co-host of NBC's "Today," Matt Lauer once gave a colleague a sex toy as a present. It included an explicit note about how he wanted to use it on her, which left her mortified. On another day, he summoned a different female employee to his office, and then dropped his pants, showing her his penis. After the employee declined to do anything, visibly shaken, he reprimanded her for not engaging in a sexual act. He would sometimes quiz female producers about who they'd slept with, offering to trade names... Despite being married, Lauer was fixated on women, especially their bodies and looks, according to more than 10 accounts from current and former employees. He was known for making lewd comments verbally or over text messages. He once said made a suggestive reference to a colleague's performance in bed and compared it to how she was able to complete her job, according to witnesses to the exchange. For Lauer, work and sex were intertwined. "There were a lot of consensual relationships, but that’s still a problem because of the power he held," says a former producer who knew first-hand of these encounters. "He couldn't sleep around town with celebrities or on the road with random people, because he's Matt Lauer and he's married. So he'd have to do it within his stable, where he exerted power, and he knew people wouldn’t ever complain."Lauer had a "secluded" office permitting him trysts at work, and if the seclusion wasn't enough, he installed a special feature: He could lock the door by remote control with a button on his desk, making sure no one could just walk on in while he was doing... whatever. I guess getting up and just locking the door might have given his lovers/victims a chance to reconsider or object, so he'd just hit the button and the door would lock itself. He's the Ernst Stavro Blofeld of sexual harassment. By the way, Matt Lauer seems to have come down with a case of Stage 3 Mummyface:
Matt Lauer accused of sexual harassment by multiple women (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/O109CDucrJ pic.twitter.com/1aeS1mEshJ
— Variety (@Variety) November 29, 2017
Weird, never could have predicted that the guy with a rape button under his desk was sexually harassing women
— Ben McDonald (@Bmac0507) November 29, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 29, 2017 04:02 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 29, 2017 04:03 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: johnd01 at November 29, 2017 04:03 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2017 04:04 PM (81Rnu)
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:04 PM (HB2On)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 29, 2017 04:04 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 29, 2017 04:04 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 04:05 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 29, 2017 04:05 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: that guy who always thinks about philosophy, not chicks at November 29, 2017 04:05 PM (+INtM)
In JFK's defense, his secret door was named "Marilyn Monroe"
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 04:05 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2017 04:05 PM (xttKs)
FFS, reminds of Clinton & Co.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 29, 2017 04:06 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 04:06 PM (qJtVm)
Now the stuff is worthless. There's Schadenfreude everywhere. People are composting their mulch with it.
I'm ruined.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 04:06 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:06 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2017 04:06 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 04:06 PM (/M6LT)
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:07 PM (HB2On)
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2017 04:07 PM (6dFYM)
He did such unprofessional things in front of witnesses?! Dear God.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 04:07 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 04:07 PM (8b+oT)
Bet if you rubbed the top of his bald head he'd spit.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2017 04:07 PM (BfOXk)
Sam Guthrie looks like she played linebacker in the 60s.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (SzZnW)
That was just a wardrobe malfunction. Sheesh.
And I was styling like a skateboarder or a bike punk or whatever it is ... Yeah, that was it.
Posted by: Matt Lauer, Sensitive Pony Tail Guy at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (1Oy/Q)
When it turns out they actually can have sex with him, right there on the rug, they need a little persuasion, a threat or two, to get back in the swing of getting to do Matt Lauer.
Posted by: spongeworthy at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (K/9da)
Should NBC itself just resign its right to the airwaves, having been fully revealed as incapable of being trusted by the public?
YES -- yes they should.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: Jwest at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (/roJx)
He and Matt should start a creepy reporter club.
Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 04:09 PM (/tuJf)
It's a "harem", dipshit.
"Stable"? What do you take me for?
Posted by: Matt Lauer, Sensitive Pony Tail Guy at November 29, 2017 04:09 PM (8gDQu)
Even worse is that every 6 weeks, the button would get jammed up with some white goo and we'd have to replace it.
*btw - how did he word that request, or did he install that button himself?*
Posted by: NBC's Physical Plant Staff at November 29, 2017 04:09 PM (nGsFZ)
And all I got was a lousy pinch on my ass?!!
Posted by: Katie Couric at November 29, 2017 04:09 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Timon at November 29, 2017 04:09 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2017 04:09 PM (/0IRq)
Seems however that actual alpha-male C-level types have long-ago figured-out it's a whole lot easier, and safer, to have a piece on the side and/or a sugar-daddy/sugar-baby relationship than to pull this sort of crap in the office.
Or so I've been told.
Posted by: DocJ at November 29, 2017 04:09 PM (7bkOX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2017 04:09 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM (a0IVu)
I also had a retractable disco ball and a revolving desk put in. It was hot.
Posted by: Matt Lauer, Sensitive Pony Tail Guy at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM (8gDQu)
A woman accuses a guy? We'll see the evidence or its just your word.
A woman accuses a guy and all the coworkers back her up? OK now you got a problem.
A woman accuses a guy and all the coworkers back her up and its an open secret to your colleagues in the industry?
Get a rope.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM (UFgOG)
MATT WHY IS THERE A BANDSAW IN THE BATHROOM!?!?!
//Perky K Couric
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM (SzZnW)
?
???????
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (UoSKV)
What is Bill Clinton's favorability rating right now? That's your answer.
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM (HB2On)
Did the door locking mechanism lock the door from both sides so a person couldn't leave unless he pressed the button again?
If so, he is probably a kidnapper in addition to being a rapist.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM (BfOXk)
And the company just installed this for him...no questions asked!?
Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM (/M6LT)
Yes. This is the systemic and systematic exploitation the feminists have been howling about. No wonder they didn't believe NotAllMen.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: IC
He needs to be ridden by a therapeutic horse.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM (qQcQl)
Posted by: Iblis at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (5ivNH)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (/M6LT)
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: Roy"
Do we know he didn't? Guthrie is pretty cute and seemed to advance pretty rapidly.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Montgomery Burns at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (yqvys)
And in the social media age how could he ever be sure someone wouldn't whip out a smart phone and take a picture of him whipping out his dingus? Anyone who did that would own him. I know journalists as a caste are not very bright, but I would have thought they were more aggressive than this.
Posted by: thatch at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (GxTZq)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (KdDCu)
Lots of people are stuck at work for ungodly amounts of their waking lives - of course they're going to hookup with (or try to hookup with and fail charmlessly) co-workers.
And at the risk of getting burned at the stake, I'll state as a matter of plain fact that women pretty themselves up at work and use their feminine wiles at work to get favorable treatment from older men that they might not really want to bed them. Of course this is going to lead to conflict when the men test whether they've still "got it" with the pretty young bird in accounting.
There really is no solution to many of these conflicts, so we'll just be 80 hour wage slaves living a gray existence where sex isn't officially outlawed but put beyond the scope of practical experience.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (OIiRj)
That kind of shit has to be approved high up the food chain, some additional people are going to be shown the door real soon.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (71/k8)
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM (a0IVu)
You forgot Maddow.
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (HB2On)
Wasn't Katie "ass-pinch" Couric videoed twerking at some relative's wedding not so long ago? Real upstanding paragon of virtue old Katie, don-cha-know.
Posted by: DocJ at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (7bkOX)
Wait, I was just practicing for the skit when I have no pants on and I say "Drink it all in ladies" I swear!
Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (Gs5TH)
Supervisors at actuarial firms do this all the time.
Posted by: The Arc of History at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (Mrl1e)
Posted by: Bryant Gumbell at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (BoMuO)
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Such a thin line between hopelessly romantic and fucking creepy as shit.
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette"
Hubris, which invites Nemesis.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: President Bill Clinton at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM
This is, perhaps, the most succinct comment I've ever seen you make.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (ctuyM)
Do we know he didn't? Guthrie is pretty cute and seemed to advance pretty rapidly.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (OD2ni)
They could be faking the "shocked, shocked" thing, I suppose.
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (HB2On)
That kind of shit has to be approved high up the food chain, some additional people are going to be shown the door real soon.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (71/k
Yeah, this was tolerated at the highest levels, and people who signed checks knew about it. They need to be held to account too.
Posted by: Iblis at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (9221z)
Posted by: William Eaton at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 29, 2017 04:13 PM (fA1SL)
Has he denied the allegations? I am asking that as a factual question, it just occurred to me that I haven't seen one way or another if he has.
How the hell did anyone at NBC think this was acceptable? I don't just mean under modern sexual harassment guidelines, I mean as freaking human beings.
Because it shouldn't take a legal department to tell you that this is not okay. At all.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 04:13 PM (mf5HN)
I believe this. And because of that, watching Savannah Guthrie pretend
like this was all shocking just convinced me that the entire MSM is
untrustworthy.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 29, 2017 04:05 PM
She was probably one of them and that is how she got the job. Now all that effort and "ick" down the drain, wasted effort, and gone. Anyone would be sad and teary after that. And shocked!
Posted by: Lester at November 29, 2017 04:13 PM (LfJIn)
For some on the left, feature, not bug.
Posted by: Bryant Gumbell at November 29, 2017 04:13 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: x at November 29, 2017 04:13 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:13 PM (mbhDw)
And Halperin.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 29, 2017 04:13 PM (cAXIk)
I got it from a local skating rink that went out of business. They were practically giving it away.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 04:13 PM (yqvys)
Just. Sayin'.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at November 29, 2017 04:13 PM (rP4OC)
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Such a thin line between hopelessly romantic and fucking creepy as shit."
Well, Katie Couric's conoscopy video turned Matt on.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 04:13 PM (OD2ni)
Does this bring us back to musing about pulling NBC's broadcast license? I think it does. They are accessories to multiple possible crimes.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 04:13 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (/tuJf)
Well, Katie Couric's conoscopy video turned Matt on.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 04:13 PM (OD2ni)
Look up the term "internal." Or not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (mbhDw)
These types have morals clauses built into their contracts. In many cases, that's why they are fired BEFORE there is any proof.
Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (ctuyM)
What you don't like the :::some stupid ass verb::: ?
Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (7ZVPa)
He had a sex stable at work!
Posted by: William Eaton at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (MuTTO)
This just in: Andrea Mitchell is now accusing Lauer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (YqDXo)
Cameras in the loo?
*insert popcorn munching here*
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2017 04:15 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: Katie Couric
lousy pinch is actually a euphemism for "threw me on the floor and dry humped me till he had to change his clothes".
But Couric is no stranger to drunk dirty dancing ... as video has revealed.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 04:15 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM (71/k
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That's what I mean. How? How on earth did anyone approve this? I mean, someone had to know about it, right?
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:15 PM (UoSKV)
She was probably waiting for him to masturbate. I mean, that does seem to be what these guys all do.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 29, 2017 04:15 PM (ul9CR)
Yeah. That's going to happen here. People respond to incentives. Porn is safer and less work.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 29, 2017 04:15 PM (KUaJL)
If you're going to do anal with a producer, make sure she either agrees to it or has a damn good sense of humor.
Posted by: Jwest at November 29, 2017 04:15 PM (/roJx)
It's strange I tend to be busy "working" at work, and not trying to actively copulate on the premises.
yes it is true I once had a tryst in a driving rain storm in the belly of a DC-8 but it was the 90s I was young and we were all in marvelous shape.....
none of us needed a magic James Bond button.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 04:15 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Hillary! 2020! at November 29, 2017 04:16 PM (ctuyM)
I'm guessing he banged Guthrie until further notice.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2017 04:09 PM (r+sAi)
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He banged them all. He was like a barnyard rooster on the rampage.
Posted by: William Eaton at November 29, 2017 04:16 PM (MuTTO)
============
So Stage 10 would be a Granny Mcbotoxrectin?
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2017 04:16 PM (XtE7u)
Posted by: otho at November 29, 2017 04:16 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: JAWS Outtakes at November 29, 2017 04:16 PM (bc2Lc)
-----Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (8b+oT)
Meh, it was just the operating instructions. Wasn't sure if she knew how to use it...
Posted by: Matt L. at November 29, 2017 04:16 PM (wf3RQ)
Hold on now, wait a sec ------ We were told by our feminist betters that Bill's affair with Monica was not sexual harassment because it was consensual.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2017 04:16 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 04:16 PM (4e+hS)
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Posted by: Matt "Costanza" Lauer at November 29, 2017 04:16 PM (OD2ni)
Not saying Guthrie's kid resembles Lauer, but then again,
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:16 PM (mbhDw)
I wonder if Matt "I have power locks on my office door" Lauer had anything snarky to say about that.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 29, 2017 04:16 PM (vg8iE)
Who the heck gives a co-worker a sex toy as a present????
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (a0IVu)
Someone who's sleeping with the co-worker.
Just b/c she was mortified doesn't mean it was out of the blue. I'd be mortified if my husband gave me a sex toy as a present and I opened it at work where anyone could see. And at least in THAT case it'd be a present from a husband to a wife, not between co-workers, even if they ARE hopping in the sack together.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at November 29, 2017 04:17 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (a0IVu)
******************
Proof he/she wasn't exactly an 'employee'.
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2017 04:17 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (/tu________________________________________________
I mean in the context of all of the allegations made in all of the cases thus far, not specific to Lauer.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 29, 2017 04:17 PM (OIiRj)
Was that wrong? Because there was nothing in the employee manual that explicitly said that I couldn't do that.
Posted by: Matt "Costanza" Lauer at November 29, 2017 04:17 PM (NTM5E)
Right. And there's no fucking way they didn't know.
I'm just an old manufacturing supervisor, but I've fired a few of these creeps. It's not hard to do, but you have to have an interest in maintaining a fair, non-threatening workplace. How in hell these multi-million dollar managers get away with their shit is just beyond me.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 29, 2017 04:17 PM (398bZ)
"Weird, never could have predicted that the guy with a rape button under his desk was sexually harassing women"
Posted by: ace at November 29, 2017 04:17 PM (8rNrN)
Yup, which tells you this is a purge and precedent setting not really an exercise in self-introspection and contrition.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 04:17 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:07 PM (HB2On)
Because much like Hillary, Hoda's blood type is "Stolichnaya".
Posted by: Hikaru at November 29, 2017 04:17 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (a0IVu)
There's a creepy guy at the club we belong to that lost his job as principal for giving a subordinate a vibrator for Christmas. It was during the 90s
He also cheats at golf.
Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 04:17 PM (Ri/rl)
Did the door locking mechanism lock the door from both sides so a person couldn't leave unless he pressed the button again?
If so, he is probably a kidnapper in addition to being a rapist.
Posted by: Sharkman
There's a reason most workplaces won't allow you to carry concealed.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (qQcQl)
Posted by: Clique me at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (1vsiQ)
as the adjectives progress Lauer slowly realizes he is being insulted on live TV and can do nothing about it. The look on his face as it changes from smug self satisfaction, to shock, to anger and impotence is priceless.
Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (l7Y9l)
Sure, the behavior of some women in a place like that is going to make the men a bit unclear about the limits of behavior and their attractiveness. Its still the man's fault for what he does, but the gold diggin' whores have to take some responsibility for misleading guys too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (39g3+)
MACAULEY THE ADULTS ARE COMING!
//The Adult Alarm
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (SzZnW)
"He could lock the door by remote control with a button on his desk..."
He had another button which would energize an electric chair and one which dumped someone in the piranha pool.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (wx3l0)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (4ErVI)
Well, that's another downside to all this. The supposition that girls are sleeping their way to the top.
It's like assuming the smart black guy got in to law school because of AA. Sure some do, but what about the guy who earned it?
I know a girl (sort of, I knew her through softball before she began moving to different markets on her way up) who is now quite high up in the NBC on-air universe.
She's good looking, but I know for a fact that she worked her way up because she worked her ass off. Spent time on the road away from the family. Appeared on the late night shows and then the morning shows.
You can't just say that a good looking girl in media got their by crooked means.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (fuK7c)
In the DSM VI, the following indicators lead to the diagnosis:
Objectively ugly
Unaware of how ugly they are
Act as if they are desirable
Believe in collective action that overrides individual will
Wants to none women completely out of their league
Embed their perverted lifestyles in safe groups and institutions filled with like minded people
Doesn't mind the smell of Hillary's body odor.
I think that about covers it.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (EZWNE)
I mean, maybe, if I was paying for it, but jeez, isn't this something to work up to?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (QQ+il)
lost his job as principal for giving a subordinate a vibrator for
Christmas. It was during the 90s
He also cheats at golf.
Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 04:17 PM (Ri/rl)
Ewww..i am beginning to think I've lead a very sheltered life.
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Ripley at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (YV+SU)
I wonder if Matt "I have power locks on my office door" Lauer had anything snarky to say about that.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 29, 2017 04:16 PM (vg8iE)
Wait. Office power door locks weren't invented when Lauer started at Today.
The Roy Moore defense!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (mbhDw)
FROM: BANANA SPLITS GUY
RE: LOCKING DOOR HARDWARE
Occasionally I will require the capability to secure the door to my office so that I may do important company work without being disturbed. In order to maximize my productive time, I feel that it would be advantageous to the company if I could lock my office while still sitting at my desk, vigorously engaged in diligent pursuit of company objectives. I hasten to add that such device would never be used to lock the door on Sally Bigtits in accounting while I show her how I count past 20. Your approval of this request is urgently needed.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (/M6LT)
I have gotten horny at work.
more than once.
but never have I ever let the thought come into my head that "Hey, maybe if I whip my dick out my female coworker will say - looks like good sucking - and go to town"
And ya'all know, I have watched a bit of pron in my time, still never considered any of those scenarios viable.
Those are some sick muthafuckas at NBC
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (K2T58)
-Matt Lauer, roughly 12 hours from now.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: Matt Lauer, Sensitive Pony Tail Guy at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Decaf at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (PCopq)
can we put a pin in brainstorming questions for Bill O'Reilly? I have to have a quick 15 minute time-out with this hot junior producer in my Fuckporium.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:04 PM (HB2On)
LBJ had an alarm bell installed in the office so staff could could warn him when Ladybird came downstairs. Of course she already knew he was as much a poonhound as any Kennedy male.
This stuff about Lauer is wild, much worse than I imagined. Amazing it went on so long.
Posted by: stace at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (6HFDU)
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 04:08 PM (8b+oT)
ok i lol'd.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (e8nXh)
Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: fox at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (DVC2D)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (/0IRq)
Thought it was Natalie Morales' kid who looks like Matt...
Posted by: Lizzy at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (W+vEI)
What happened yesterday? Was the site hacked?
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (4tiDW)
Great minds and all that...
Posted by: Matt "Costanza" Lauer at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 04:17 PM (Ri/rl)
Those people are the worst.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (8gDQu)
No matter how many times I read about this I just can't get past the
idea of guys just dropping trou in front of woman and saying Get on
this.
I mean, maybe, if I was paying for it, but jeez, isn't this something to work up to?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (QQ+il)
Yeah, me too. It is just too weird for me to even begin to understand.
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: NBC Accounting Dept at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (QM5S2)
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Bill Clinton taught him that trick, and that wasn't the only thing under his desk.
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (XtE7u)
Actually, long long ago, my wife worked for Helen Curtis as one of the first female c-suite execs. And she told me they put a dildo on her desk as a joke. She was not amused.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw)
This just in: Andrea Mitchell is now accusing Lauer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (YqDXo)
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They cried together at the Obama / Biden ceremony.
Memories of the Golden Age of Porn?
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/matt-lauer-andrea-mitchell-admit-crying-obamabiden-ceremony/
Posted by: William Eaton at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (MuTTO)
I'm also not buying that this wasn't widely known at NBC. A guy who is harassing and assaulting pretty much every woman in the office can't be much of a secret or these are the worst news people in the history of news.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 04:21 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: josephistan at November 29, 2017 04:21 PM (7HtZB)
Yeah, that's the thing. And its not an unreasonable supposition, either. If someone without visible skills or ability is suddenly in a position you have to wonder why or how they got there. All those fox news bimbos, were they really hired and promoted for their exceptional talent, drive, and ability at newscasting? Is there any actress that most people don't suspect got the part because she brought her own kneepads to the casting call?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (a0IVu)
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I think the very same thing. And I thank God for it!
The thought of any of my co-workers . . . nope. Nope. Nopity nopity nope nope nope.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:21 PM (UoSKV)
Lauer | Blofeld:
[ X ] bald
[ X ] evil
[ X ] had pussy on lap
It checks out.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 04:21 PM (EzdLW)
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Bill Clinton had a remote control door lock he called Betty Currie.
More robots taking jobs from people. Again.
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 04:22 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at November 29, 2017 04:22 PM (1L9V9)
"Lauer had a door lock under his desk? Pfft, he's just copying my mojo."
- - Saddam, Uday, Qusay rape room architect
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 29, 2017 04:22 PM (U6f54)
..........
Penis face. All he needs is some old man balls hanging from his chin.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2017 04:23 PM (2WITp)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (/tuJf)
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One does not preclude the other, but I'm sure you know that.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:23 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (YqDXo)
Oh you're going to smoke a turd in hell for that mental image, Guevara.
Damn you, sir. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 29, 2017 04:23 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:23 PM (mbhDw)
Man, I got to open up a sex addict recovery place, the market for this is going to be huge. Since none of the richies actually believes in recovery we will probably just sit around and watch pron. and drink. and count my sweet cash.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2017 04:23 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (39g3+)
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The gold diggers on top never complain...
Posted by: William Eaton at November 29, 2017 04:23 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:18 PM (a0IVu)
I know, he always tried to hug me too. He married a rich widow after he lost his job and his wife left him.
I still don't like him. He gave her the sex toy at the school Christmas party. In front of everyone. What a sleaze ball.
Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 04:23 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 04:23 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: NBC at November 29, 2017 04:23 PM (K2T58)
Those are some sick muthafuckas at NBC
--
Because of low ratings we were forced to completely cut our ficus budget.
In retrospect, that was an unwise move.
Posted by: NBC at November 29, 2017 04:23 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:24 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2017 04:24 PM (yM/Yl)
Steyn appeared last night on Tucker's show to talk about Elizabeth Warren.
The item on his website is entitled "Washington's Redskin."
Damn, that cat has a way with words.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2017 04:24 PM (GsAUU)
"How do I handle this? I don't want to get on the bandwagon but that SOB did it to me too."
Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 29, 2017 04:24 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 04:24 PM (8+Ozj)
Yeah its a good general rule. I have seen it work out but its the exception. Usually it ends up being pretty miserable for all involved.
Still, I remember the intern at an office I worked at, who wore a "dress" that was basically a long tee shirt with a belt. It was just long enough to cover her underwear. And she was a stunner, absolutely beautiful girl. She caught her high end exec guy and started dressing more modestly. No idea how that worked out in the end but it was obvious what she had in mind and it wasn't the mail room clerk.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (ppaKI)
I'm kinda wishing these young women who encountered Lauer or Weinstien, or Weiner, or Keillor had wooden spoons.
You wanna whip that thing out at me? WHACK! (and not the kind you were hoping for.)
Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (g02EW)
Who the heck gives a co-worker a sex toy as a present????
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (a0IVu)
Exactly. Why not give them the real thing.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (bB4HN)
Posted by: OSHA at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (e1mEI)
..........
Penis face. All he needs is some old man balls hanging from his chin.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2017 04:23 PM (2WITp)
Remake of the last scene of "The Groove Tube?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Katy Tur at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (hcyUh)
Posted by: Lester at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: Brick Tamland at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 04:24 PM (8+Ozj)
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Isn't that the truth? Each new revelation lets the previous perv breathe a sigh of relief. Harvey Who?
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:26 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 04:20 PM (/tuJf)
Women and men gossip. I imagine the news people all knew and snickered to themselves. Where's Cokie Roberts?
Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 04:26 PM (Ri/rl)
and talks on the cell phone at the theater.
a special place in hell
----shepard book
Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 29, 2017 04:26 PM (KdDCu)
This ain't the narrative they wanted.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 29, 2017 04:26 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: William Eaton at November 29, 2017 04:26 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (7ZVPa)
C'mon, Katy Tur is dumb as a post. There has to have been at least 20 capable women journalists in the pool, but she got picked to move up.
Because if Lauer used his power to veto advancement unless a woman played ball, you can bet there were other guys at NBC/MSNBC who did too.
And the wowen who gave quid pro quo are just as guilty. Am I wrong?
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (a0IVu)
I'm gonna go way out on a limb here and say he wasn't handy enough to
have installed that on his own. He had to ask for it and someone had to
approve it. There's the paper trail that brings nbc to it's knees.
---
Agree 100%.
However... that doesn't mean that management knew about it.
He could have slipped building maintenance $100 or so and they probably would have installed it after hours with no questions asked.
Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (aT+Bx)
I think she is accusing him of having a 3some with her and Al.
Great mental picture huh?
Posted by: Timon at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (NTM5E)
The MSM is howling about the White House Christmas decorations. The parakeets don't like them, but I do. Just watching the White House video of the decorations was a real treat. The First Lady's and the WH staff's efforts are spectacular. Thank you!
Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Brick Tamland at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: M. Lauer at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 04:19 PM (hZ+us)
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This isn't about sex; similar to, but not as violent as rape -- it's about power, bullying, and humiliating those less powerful and without much recourse in the workplace.
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (XtE7u)
Posted by: NBC Building Administrator at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (/M6LT)
Some? Where do you work, the Bunny Ranch?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 04:14 PM (/tuJf)
damn you Jack. that was good cawfee on the keyboard.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (e8nXh)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (OD2ni)
Yeah that whole "movement" kinda vanished, didn't it?
Didn't Lauer put one of those stupid things on at some point and attend a rally?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (39g3+)
(perhaps, ianal) ... but sounds right.
Did the button turn the security cameras OFF?
Did he ever roofie someone?
Did the co-hosts that were surprised this morning, also know all along? Were they only surprised he was fired? Have they ever "participated"? (in the actions, the coverup, in leading others to his office of rape?)
Will they and others at NBC be asked the hard questions?
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 04:28 PM (/aIFg)
This sounds like a 'Good Idea Brought To You at 1:45AM By Value-Rite Vodka'.
Or he's just an assholepervwankerjerk.
Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at November 29, 2017 04:28 PM (IG9An)
Posted by: Champ Kind at November 29, 2017 04:28 PM (hqZPQ)
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Oh my goodness! I shouldn't laugh, but, oh, the heck with it. Ha ha ha ha!
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:28 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: YIKES! at November 29, 2017 04:28 PM (t6XCL)
Yeesh.
Hopefully that becomes his new prison nickname.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (hcyUh)
"It takes the pressure off me."
- - Dick Button
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:28 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Garrison Keillor at November 29, 2017 04:29 PM (GsAUU)
Did Matt have a ficus or two in his secluded office?
Play the clips of this douchebag scolding Ted Baxter, Donny Two Scoops, etc, etc, for their sexual behavior.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 04:29 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 29, 2017 04:29 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 04:29 PM (4ErVI)
I think she is accusing him of having a 3some with her and Al.
Great mental picture huh?
Posted by: Timon at November 29, 2017 04:27 PM (NTM5E)
"And then Al blows his load all over Matt!"
- - The Aristocrats
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:29 PM (mbhDw)
I didn't even consider that if that button controls the door, it probably also starts the camera because yup.
But still. He had a remote door lock button installed at his office?
COME ON!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 04:29 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 29, 2017 04:29 PM (MF4DY)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:29 PM (UoSKV)
Which was held and released when it could do maximum damage by, wait for it, NBC.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 04:29 PM (/tuJf)
Yeesh.
Hopefully that becomes his new prison nickname.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (hcyUh)
"It takes the pressure off me."
- - Dick Button
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Just shut up.
Posted by: Butt Button at November 29, 2017 04:29 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Traddy the plumber at November 29, 2017 04:29 PM (GSJcT)
Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2017 04:24 PM (yM/Yl)
I keep thinking of when George Costanza had that sleep area built under his desk by Jerry's carpenter.
Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2017 04:30 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2017 04:30 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Beavis at November 29, 2017 04:30 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:28 PM (UoSKV)
LMAO...I was educated in a catholic school by nuns and still remember being rapped on the knuckles with a wooden ruler..ouch..
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:30 PM (a0IVu)
and talks on the cell phone at the theater.
He burns popcorn in the company microwave, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Traddy the plumber at November 29, 2017 04:29 PM (GSJcT)
George Brazil, not Donna Brazil, in your case.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:30 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus"
What's the big deal? I gave one to Jane Pauley every Christmas.
Posted by: Gene Shallit at November 29, 2017 04:31 PM (OD2ni)
Mike Pence should send out pamphlet to these lefties on how to attend meetings with women.
Posted by: YIKES! at November 29, 2017 04:31 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Hugh Jass at November 29, 2017 04:31 PM (e8nXh)
===
that colleague . . . Ann Curry.
Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 04:31 PM (SC0dI)
Posted by: Traddy the plumber"
Hi sailor. Free tonight?
Posted by: Candy Crowley at November 29, 2017 04:31 PM (OD2ni)
Yup, even better than a text. Dumber than dirt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 04:31 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Brian Fantana at November 29, 2017 04:31 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (wx3l0)
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (8b+oT)
This more or started with an audio of some locker room talk by Trump with another guy.
Posted by: YIKES! at November 29, 2017 04:28 PM (t6XCL)
They were going to take him down for good with that.
I get that it backfired and he won the election but dear Lord, all of this is just unimaginable.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Roy Moore at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (AM1GF)
one of my favorite episodes
Posted by: concrete girl at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (MF4DY)
"Despite"
Someone believes marriage ends the fixation on looks.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (EzdLW)
Come on ... it was a gag gift.
Speaking of gag ...
Posted by: Matt Lauer, Sensitive Pony Tail Guy at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2017 04:30 PM (a0IVu)
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I'm just picturing a nurse pulling out the wooden spoon and -- no, I can't even type it, I'm laughing too hard.
Hey ladies, for those of you who want your concealed carry permit but don't live in an obliging state, get yourself a bigger purse and a wooden spoon!
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (UoSKV)
the story of nursing school with the nuns. The subject of male urinary
catheterization came up. The nuns told all of the young, female nursing
students to carry a wooden spoon with them. If the men started to get
aroused, smack the damn thing with the spoon. It'll go limp.
I'm kinda wishing these young women who encountered Lauer or Weinstien, or Weiner, or Keillor had wooden spoons.
You wanna whip that thing out at me? WHACK! (and not the kind you were hoping for.)
.
.
.That can be extremely embarrassing as that very thing happened to me during a physical to renew my health card for truck driving.
The Doctor was a very comely young women in her early 30s and she told me to drop them for the hernia check. As soon as she touched me it went all attention like. She didn't use a spoon on it just the back of her hand and I did apologize and she said that was not the first time that had happened to her and it wouldn't be the last.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2017 04:33 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Dr Chim Richals at November 29, 2017 04:33 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2017 04:33 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 29, 2017 04:33 PM (zzUT1)
But I don't have the time or ability to keep up with all the content or comments on this site. Maybe I should just retire, as I have tried, from this site. But I believe that this site is still read and considered by some very important people. Maybe my opinions and thoughts will still be considered by people with the power to actuallly affect policy.
Please be patient with me as a 10 yr contributor of comments on this site, but my health (physical and mental) is failing. I can't read through 400 comments and more and affirm or dispute them anymore.
I only ask that the commenters do a better job of self-polilicing the other commenters, by sarcasm or just outright criticism, and improve the site back to its original quality, and respect.
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 29, 2017 04:10 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 29, 2017 04:33 PM (lIZQs)
one of my favorite episodes
Posted by: concrete girl at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (MF4DY)
Is that the same episode that George asks, was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I've gotta plead ignorance on this.
Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 04:33 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 04:33 PM (BoMuO)
COME ON!
===
in my old firm one of the partners had an automatic door closer. It didn't lock, but it was hard to open again unless he pushed to open button due to the hydraulics.
btw - that guy was a total a'hole also.
Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 04:33 PM (VU2Cs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (BoMuO)
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Mmmm hmmmm. Nice try.
*gets out wooden spoon*
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:34 PM (UoSKV)
Yeah women don't stop being attractive just because you dedicated your life to one. But fixation is another issue entirely. Anything you give to another woman (attention, support, etc) that you owe only to your wife... is adultery.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:34 PM (39g3+)
The nuns told all of the young, female nursing students to carry a wooden spoon with them. If the men started to get aroused, smack the damn thing with the spoon. It'll go limp.
The nuns belong to the "Sisters of the Holy Spatula" order
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 29, 2017 04:34 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 04:34 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at November 29, 2017 04:25 PM (g02EW)
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Not for me...Yeaaaa....
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 29, 2017 04:34 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 04:34 PM (EzdLW)
one of the funniest things I ever saw on the Today show was some guy - I
have no idea who he was now this was years ago. Guy comes on for some
reason and is interviewed by Matt Lauer. Spends the last minute or two
congratulating Matt on his success. Goes on and on about how his
success is just so amazing, improbable, unexplainable, unimaginable . . .
as the adjectives progress Lauer slowly realizes he is being
insulted on live TV and can do nothing about it. The look on his face
as it changes from smug self satisfaction, to shock, to anger and
impotence is priceless."
Posted by: Simplemin
That's funny
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 29, 2017 04:34 PM (ZZdXT)
Are they sure this guy wasn't a serial killer?
Oh yeah, and NBC "just found out" OMG!!
*makes OK sign with hand*
Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2017 04:34 PM (VpIIl)
That one I'll deny.
She'd give me old crone dick.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 04:35 PM (2cuLk)
Wait, where are you going? Come back!
Posted by: Matt Lauerr at November 29, 2017 04:35 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 04:34 PM (EzdLW)
"Strange things are happening..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:35 PM (mbhDw)
Up the Revolution, time for cigar guillotines!
Posted by: Clique me at November 29, 2017 04:35 PM (1vsiQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 04:35 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Brick Tamland at November 29, 2017 04:35 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 29, 2017 04:35 PM (8gDQu)
Considering the emerging picture we're getting of the environment at NBC, he probably wrote "Rape Button" on the work order form and added three exclamation points and a smiley face.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 29, 2017 04:35 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:35 PM (HB2On)
I always disliked Garrison Keillor and his schtick and had a very arrogant liberal ex-BIL that loved him to the point of weirdness. I would like to ask him about what he thinks about the guy now.
Lauer is a true giant to fall. Wow. What an arrogant perv. The idea that you could have someone in your office, whip it out and ask for head is really beyond the pale. At least he didn't Weinstein it into a potted plant when rejected.
More to come (pardon the pun) I am sure.
Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at November 29, 2017 04:35 PM (g1MTt)
But, bravo to him for beating out Charlie Rose as the least attractive guy in the 2017 Sexual Predator Parade.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 29, 2017 04:36 PM (ATVNj)
seclusion wasn't enough, he installed a special feature: He could lock
the door by remote control with a button on his desk, "
Don't forget about the vibrating chairs and handcuffs in the top drawer.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2017 04:36 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:35 PM (HB2On)
Well, flaming skulls can indicate good or bad, I guess.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM (YV+SU)
...........
So Matt's office was a sex dungeon?
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM (2WITp)
I'm sorry you're having health problems.
Prayers up.
Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM (Ri/rl)
These are Power Fucks.
These are fucks because they're large and in charge. They can make someone go stand out in the rain waiting for story, run and get coffee, pick up the dry cleaning or get down on their knees and start sucking.
And one common thing about power fucks is that it's not love making.
Pussy? Go home and give that to your boyfriend. Bend over bitch.
Power doesn't want what is given away to everyone. Power wants what isn't on the menu.
And the other dirty secret out there is that there are a large number of women who like power.
Posted by: Jwest at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM (/roJx)
Posted by: CalGirl at November 29, 2017 04:33 PM (Ri/rl)
No...that was the one where he schtuped the cleaning lady.
Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: YIKES! at November 29, 2017 04:28 PM (t6XCL)
They were going to take him down for good with that.
I get that it backfired and he won the election but dear Lord, all of this is just unimaginable.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Let destruction surprise them. Let the net that they hid catch them. Let them fall into their own pit and be destroyed. Psalm 35:8
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM (oVJmc)
"Despite"
Someone believes marriage ends the fixation on looks.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM (EzdLW)
It intensifies it, if anything. YMMV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM (mbhDw)
Menstruating bears are the worst.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM (hZ+us)
I suppose my panicked and trembling Barney Fife style with women is
considered old fashioned nowadays. It took me two years to work up the
nerve to ask WeaselWoman on a date.
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 04:21 PM
Don't feel bad. I dated my accounting major Baylor co-ed for four years, was only allowed to see her on Saturdays, and couldn't enter her dorm beyond about a five foot mark inside the front door. And I worked 100 miles away and was age 23 to 26. But you do what you have to do if honorable in intentions. I married her a month after she graduated.
Posted by: Lester at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: nip at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (VqJRJ)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (UoSKV)
have no idea who he was now this was years ago. Guy comes on for some
reason and is interviewed by Matt Lauer. Spends the last minute or two
congratulating Matt on his success. Goes on and on about how his
success is just so amazing, improbable, unexplainable, unimaginable . . .
as the adjectives progress Lauer slowly realizes he is being
insulted on live TV and can do nothing about it. The look on his face
as it changes from smug self satisfaction, to shock, to anger and
impotence is priceless."
Posted by: Simplemin
That's funny
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I should try to find it on youtube. Its was awesome. The guy was smooth, the knife was in and sawing back and forth before Lauer even knew it.
Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (nwIeR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 29, 2017 04:34 PM (MuTTO)
Maybe that is why it is bent.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (BoMuO)
He had a sex stable at work!
Posted by: William Eaton at November 29, 2017 04:12 PM (MuTTO)
Capt. Renault: Hell, even I couldn't do the shocked bit with a straight face over this
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (493sH)
NASA has just completed a 100-meter tall test rig to apply millions of pounds of force to the prototype of the giant SLS rocket booster, to make sure it could handle the takeoff thrust.
I asked them if they had thought about how to test the test rig! They admitted they had not, so I offered my post-Keillor schaden-boner! Once they reviewed its specifications, they said they preferred to approach testing the huge rig in smaller steps!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (MwpRk)
Speaking of gag ...
Posted by: Matt Lauer, Sensitive Pony Tail Guy at November 29, 2017 04:32 PM
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Lots of inappropriate stuff is covered up as "humor."
On a female co-workers birthday, another co-worker, a burly male truck loader, forced her onto his lap and spanked her.
She did NOT want that to happen, complained to HR, and I believe that was the reason he was fired.
But I'm sure he thought it was funny at the time.
Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (aT+Bx)
https://www.wikihow.com/Spoon-Someone
Rule #1: "Establish your spoon size"
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (EzdLW)
Menstruating bears are the worst.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM (QQ+il)
The leave red beren stains on the carpeting...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)
I had a boyfriend in college who was not so much with the subtle when looking at pretty girls. Bless his heart, he didn't mean to look like a dog following a tennis ball but there you have it. I was asked once why it didn't seem to bother me. My reply? The moment he stops looking at them is the moment he stops looking at me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 29, 2017 04:39 PM (AM1GF)
Those women into Teh Ruff Stuff will wait for you to get up and lock the doors.
The button means this creep needed the convenience of locking the doors quickly when the women started nervously scouting for exits.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 04:39 PM (6FqZa)
............
Don't tell me. And in his car all the interior passenger door handles were removed.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2017 04:39 PM (2WITp)
There was another story about wooden spoon being snuck in to a fiance's bed to see if she would notice it being there.
Posted by: navybrat at November 29, 2017 04:39 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)
--
Shouldn't we have a special Flaming Clown Boner for this unfolding drama?
C'mon Ace.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 04:39 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Lester at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (LfJIn)
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I love this, Lester! Good for you. Sounds like your wife is one lucky lady.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:40 PM (UoSKV)
That's my question in all of this. I really, really want to see the paper or email trail for that. Like, is it called the "David Letterman Special" at NBC?
Posted by: Ian S. at November 29, 2017 04:40 PM (3J/LN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Wait, I thought they were beren steins...?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 29, 2017 04:40 PM (AM1GF)
Which was Trump's whole point, about women and power. But taking advantage of stupid women or women trying to spend their looks for advancement is bad, too. And I think President Trump realized that eventually.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2017 04:40 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 04:40 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Locke Common at November 29, 2017 04:40 PM (5nEMV)
And then... there's the HQ.
The button's only for locking down The Barrel though.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 04:40 PM (6FqZa)
Pretty sure.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 29, 2017 04:41 PM (hS07U)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 04:41 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around."
My wife has a similar attitude and does not mind a quick glance followed up by her with "Enjoy the view?" with a smile.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 04:41 PM (OD2ni)
Yeah, but are either of these buffoons doing the Sex Scandal Face:
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/617882-dogs
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 29, 2017 04:41 PM (aoT/r)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 29, 2017 04:41 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 04:41 PM (SjImc)
And that Dr. Evil is so obviously a copy of!!
Heck, whatever Christoff Waltz's name was in Spectre, I already forgot after watching the movie. How can this guy be so iconic--especially Donald Pleasence, the ultimate unctuous bad guy--and it just blows right by me?
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 04:41 PM (vDqXW)
At least that's how it seems to me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 04:41 PM (mf5HN)
As a matter of fact i would use that as a campaign bumper sticker
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: navybrat at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
ditto
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (2WITp)
Have a big red Schadenboner GIF, shooting popcorn out the tip.
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (HB2On)
Believe it or not, most women prefer decent men.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Jay Cutler at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (7ZVPa)
Suddenly that Dutch Winona poetry seems kinda quaint, right?!?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 04:43 PM (/M6LT)
Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 04:43 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: navybrat at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (w7KSn)
And the hits just keep on comin'!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw)
I had a girlfriend who would point other girls out. I was usually busy doing something, not rubbernecking. I think it was supposed to be some kind of test or something. Apparently I passed, she liked me still.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
ditto
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (K2T5
I rethought the surprise dildo baked into the office party cake.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 04:43 PM (qJtVm)
I don't think I want to know what they where supposed to whack if the man got excited during a hernia check.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 04:43 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Garrison Keillor at November 29, 2017 04:43 PM (bc2Lc)
Have a big red Schadenboner GIF, shooting popcorn out the tip.
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (HB2On)
My first thought was pudding. But, no.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 04:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 04:43 PM (4tiDW)
Posted by: Leonardo Dicaprio at November 29, 2017 04:43 PM (oVJmc)
success is just so amazing, improbable, unexplainable, unimaginable . . .
as the adjectives progress Lauer slowly realizes he is being
insulted on live TV and can do nothing about it. The look on his face as it changes from smug self satisfaction, to shock, to anger and impotence is priceless."
____________________
I read an article on Lauer years ago, and it said that after he had been fired from some t.v. anchor job, he had taken a job selling mens' suits in a store. They were the only people willing to hire him.
So if this guy hadn't been getting $25 million from NBC for reading crap on air (and molesting female employees off air), he would have been telling bald businessmen which ties looked good with the suits they were trying on.
His success really was inexplicable. You could tell he was a creep. His arrogance and smugness oozed through the tube.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (UoSKV)
Been married 33 years and counting. And she never tried to Bobbit me...Now that's my definition of success!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (SjImc)
Was it a Peppermint Patty cake?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (6FqZa)
Don't feel bad. I dated my accounting major Baylor co-ed for four years,
was only allowed to see her on Saturdays, and couldn't enter her dorm
beyond about a five foot mark inside the front door. And I worked 100
miles away and was age 23 to 26. But you do what you have to do if
honorable in intentions. I married her a month after she graduated.
Posted by: Lester at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (LfJIn)
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I love this, Lester! Good for you. Sounds like your wife is one lucky lady.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:40 PM (UoSKV)
_______________________________
He skipped the really sweet part about their first date at the St. Louis World's Fair.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (OIiRj)
And how do you test the test test rig?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2017 04:40 PM (YV+SU)
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I think I remember that Keillor was banned from swimming in the ocean by the EPA.
Does anybody else "think they remember" that?
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (7ZVPa)
...
Letterman had a flophouse room, right?
When do we get into the liability of corporations that built torture dungeons for the specific use of their privileged stud horses?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (yL25O)
*looks at adultery scorecard*
*adds another column*
We're going to need a smaller font.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (fuK7c)
"He's the Ernst Stavro Blofeld of sexual harassment."
Is there also a Rosa Klebb who sometimes procures the women?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 29, 2017 04:45 PM (ZZdXT)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (6FqZa)
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German Chocolate.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 04:45 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (SjImc)
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And her definition of success is that in 33 years, she's never had to cook one meal.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:45 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 29, 2017 04:45 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (OIiRj)
They wore onions around their necks back then
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 04:45 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (fqUgw)
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It's a toss-up between Lauer and Bob Costas.
Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2017 04:45 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: NBC Office Cleaning Crew at November 29, 2017 04:45 PM (r9UYA)
His success really was inexplicable. You could tell he was a creep. His arrogance and smugness oozed through the tube.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 04:44 PM (fqUgw)
I think the first time I ever saw Lauer was when he was on local TV here in NYC with Jill Rapaport doing some fluffy bullshit entertainment news show. Once a week half hour thing.
There is nothing he does - I mean legally and on the air - that I cannot do and far more betterer.
Life is unfair sometimes. QED.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)
As a matter of fact i would use that as a campaign bumper sticker
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (SjImc)
Of course Moore looks like a Saint. He was Simon Templar on TV for years
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 04:46 PM (493sH)
Windowless van.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 04:46 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 04:43 PM (/tuJf)
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Something tells me you don't have to worry.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:46 PM (UoSKV)
So the people about to get really boned are NBC's shareholders.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 04:46 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:45 PM (UoSKV)
Oh she cooks. I just smile and don't eat it
Hey she made me mashed potatoes the other night. That will last me a week or so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 04:47 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 29, 2017 04:45 PM (+Dllb)
Security lock in case of active shooter would be the excuse.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:45 PM
That's pre-Moron Cookbook, of course.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2017 04:47 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Sterling Archer at November 29, 2017 04:47 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 04:38 PM (mf5HN)
older man kidding around with my sister on line at the bakery. both yukking it up. sport flirting. sister turns to wife and teasingly says "you let him flirt around with other women."
She chuckles and says "sweetie i don't care where he gets his appetite as long as he dines at home."
Posted by: Hugh Jass at November 29, 2017 04:47 PM (e8nXh)
Or so I've been told.
Posted by: DocJ at November 29, 2017 04:09 PM (7bkOX)
Actually had this conversation with several of the young (male) engineers at work this morning. The grabbing, etc isn't about sex, but about exerting power. My point was, if you aren't bent and are rich and powerful, it should take you about 10 minutes to find a willing partner. Their reaction was pretty much, "Thanks for the pep talk. Now we have a reason to advance in the company!"
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at November 29, 2017 04:48 PM (5Yee7)
locking doors has really advanced so Matt could probably set it up
himself and have it available on his phone.
Posted by: Benji Carver
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I handled it for the president just fine.
Posted by: Betty Currie at November 29, 2017 04:48 PM (8b+oT)
Is there also a Rosa Klebb who sometimes procures the women?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 29, 2017 04:45 PM (ZZdXT)
Ellen Degenerate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)
It was one of the Staples "Easy Buttons"
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 29, 2017 04:48 PM (hS07U)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 04:46 PM (6FqZa)
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Eff 'em.
Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2017 04:48 PM (Pqytn)
And this is why priests can't marry.
Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 29, 2017 04:48 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 04:48 PM (BoMuO)
Fisting for a friend.
Posted by: Mad Maxine's Shriveled Brain at November 29, 2017 04:48 PM (MCEs2)
That's pre-Moron Cookbook, of course.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2017 04:47 PM (ctuyM)
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Cookbook?
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 04:48 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 04:48 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (UoSKV)
Before or after the Friendzone is full?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2017 04:48 PM (qQcQl)
Posted by: Puddin Head"
I stood on a street corner next to Sam Donaldson a couple of years ago. Without his lid and no makeup, he looked about 5000 years old.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 04:48 PM (OD2ni)
Imma gonna have a talk with the girl tonight on how fucking good she's got it that she's not married 27 years to Matt Lauer.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (YV+SU)
And that Dr. Evil is so obviously a copy of!!
Heck, whatever Christoff Waltz's name was in Spectre, I already forgot after watching the movie. How can this guy be so iconic--especially Donald Pleasence, the ultimate unctuous bad guy--and it just blows right by me?
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 04:41 PM
Blofeld was played by a number of different actors. I don't think any of them reprised the role. Except perhaps the one that supplied voice only in one and an obscured appearence in another. The main ones were Donald Pleasence, Telly Savalas and Charles Gray. Maybe you were thrown by the different actors.
Posted by: otho at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (qGuLD)
Life is unfair sometimes. QED.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)
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But JJ, in all seriousness, think of the crap you would have to endure. You'd hate all that, not to mention that being around those crazy libs AND being expected to agree with them, on air and enthusiastically, would make you bat-guano crazy.
You know I'm right.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (UoSKV)
This auto da fe has been brought to you by a few thousand voters in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Iblis at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (H66rs)
Rockefeller?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (MINbv)
That includes not only the press and Hollywood, but also congress.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2017 04:50 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 29, 2017 04:50 PM (e1mEI)
Next you'll try to tell me trap door levers are a thing of the past.
Posted by: Dr. Evil at November 29, 2017 04:50 PM (aoT/r)
Any Chad tier Media/Entertainment men been accused yet besides Sly Stallone?
Posted by: Monk at November 29, 2017 04:50 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:21 PM (39g3+)
As far as I can tell just about every industry executive I've worked with must have slept their way to the top, even the men.
Posted by: Keith at November 29, 2017 04:50 PM (USf3s)
But JJ, in all seriousness, think of the crap you would have to endure. You'd hate all that, not to mention that being around those crazy libs AND being expected to agree with them, on air and enthusiastically, would make you bat-guano crazy.
You know I'm right.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (UoSKV)
Honey, I'm married to one now and let's not go into the money I'm NOT making. For $25 million a year, I can spout words that sound leftist with a nod and wink. Easy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:50 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 04:37 PM
This.
Posted by: Jay Cutler at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (ctuyM)
Where else would you get such wonders as this?
Nowhere else. That's where else.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 04:50 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 04:50 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Pam Poovey at November 29, 2017 04:50 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Leonardo Dicaprio at November 29, 2017 04:50 PM (oVJmc)
.........
but not his balls which were still inside his pants down around his ankles
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2017 04:50 PM (2WITp)
Legos?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (/M6LT)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 04:48 PM (OD2ni)
Sam wore a toupee? You mean that dead squirrel on his head wasn't his real hair?!?!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (BWL+E)
========================
You're welcome. Gift certificates for a pedicure are always appreciated.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: navybrat at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (w7KSn)
Guy should have just left his wife and played the field. But instead he decided to go with the desk rape button at work.
Posted by: Maritime at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (lwiT4)
Shoddy
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2017 04:47 PM (ctuyM)
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If NGU wants to stay married to his wife for another 33 years or so, he may not want to give her the Moron cookbook unless she knows what really goes on around here. I keep saying it, but it's definitely rated PG-13, for language and liberal-bashing. Not on every page! But it's there.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (ty7RM)
Working close around the set, of course they knew of this behavior. In fact they could have been part of it.
Posted by: redenzo at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (lwiT4)
Are you thinking of joinery? Or perhaps Amish...
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (39g3+)
He comes back in On Her Majesty's and Diamonds Are Forever. Telly Savalas and Charles Gray.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)
Also props to AtC for pointing out the Father/Brother/Husband/Son/BFF standard with the #MeToo hysteria.
Posted by: Monk at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (lwiT4)
Dovetail? Shaker?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: grammie winger
tongue and groove
Posted by: Hillary at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (K2T58)
No muy bueno?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (/M6LT)
This auto da fe has been brought to you by a few thousand voters in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (BWL+E)
You're welcome
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (hcyUh)
Mortise and tenon? Peg built?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (QQ+il)
Lena Dunham's sex life?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (rEW4J)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 29, 2017 04:11 PM
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What is this absurd connection you make between sex and child-bearing?!?
The West is absolutely OBSESSED with sex --- but I don't see the children.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:50 PM (mbhDw)
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Nope. You have a conscience, or you wouldn't be here.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (oVJmc)
He was a giant turd. A friend of mine who worked as his editor at 60 Minutes hated him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)
http://tinyurl.com/ybp8f7mf
Text for those afraid to click a link:
"FYI, as strange as it sounds in print, several execs at NBC News have this auto door close switch under their office desks at 30 Rock. I find it to be intimidating but not unusual."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: navybrat at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (w7KSn)
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Okay thanks. Like little notches and lincoln logs, right?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (lwiT4)
This guy wins the "You can't fire me, I quit!" award.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (p+Wdc)
_____________________
Mrs. Lauer is probably the happiest woman on the planet right now. Her divorce case is made, and she doesn't even have to lay out big bucks for the private detectives. All she has to do now is sit back and wait for the gigantic check to arrive.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (fqUgw)
Nope. You have a conscience, or you wouldn't be here.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (UoSKV)
Of course I have a conscience. I also like the opportunity to be paid a shit ton of money and work behind enemy lines.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (mbhDw)
"FYI, as strange as it sounds in print, several execs at NBC News have this auto door close switch under their office desks at 30 Rock. I find it to be intimidating but not unusual."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (39g3+)
So they're all doing it. Investigate them all.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2017 04:42 PM (7ZVPa)
Letterman was CBS.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (UoSKV)
She knows. And she thinks PDT is a laugh riot. Not much offends her. We both, more or less, live in the real world.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (qJtVm)
You'd never believe how much tail I got though, coast to coast....in my Winnebago some of it female and some others of it human....
//C Kuralt Coach Lines
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (SzZnW)
OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are used. Does anyone know? TIA
Lincoln Logs
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (rEW4J)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (U8pol)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: Hillary at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (K2T5
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THAT's the word that escaped into my dementia! Thanks for yanking it out!
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (lwiT4)
Radio DJ just used the Where is Matt line and hoped Matt won't be found for awhile.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (HpeUK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (MINbv)
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Tongue and groove?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (qJtVm)
It's supposed to be flooring, not a dating technique.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:55 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 29, 2017 04:55 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: otho at November 29, 2017 04:49 PM (qGuLD)
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It could also be that I haven't watched much of a pre-Dalton Bond film--except Live and Let Die--since I was 10. But I have the Lazenby one up on my Amazon list.
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 04:55 PM (vDqXW)
He's a big, big guy. Not just tall, but one of those people that really "fills the room." Smelled faintly of very expensive cologne. He wore his suit coat opened and it kind of flapped as he walked. Had an entourage that he was laughing and joking with. He seemed like a good guy.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 29, 2017 04:55 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2017 04:55 PM (hcyUh)
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Beam and post. Old style barn construction.
Grump928 Mortise and tenon. With wooden pegs.
Quality furniture is constructed thus.
Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 29, 2017 04:55 PM (KdDCu)
Actually I saw Tongue and Groove open for Yarborough and Peoples at the Cobo Arena in '80.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:55 PM (mbhDw)
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White Glue.
I hear that Matt and Harvey can help you out if you need to hang some wallpaper.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2017 04:55 PM (YV+SU)
Since we're doing airport encounters with public figures, for some reason for a little while I kept running into Juan Williams at various airports. Spoke with him a few times.
Thing is, he is almost certainly as clueless as he appears on TV. But he's the nicest, most easy-going person you could meet. Not a trace of "do you know who I am?". It's why I cringe at his cluelessness, and the abuse it rightly brings.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (OkKDg)
Right, I'm talking about the books.
In the movies he's finally dumped into a smoke stack at the beginning of one of them, can't remember which. Roger Moore.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (fqUgw)
Maybe, Maybe not. If the civil suits start flying, that's her money they are coming after. And Lauer and is "Wife" have an agreement and pretty much lead totally separate lives 100 miles apart.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM
He might be talking about the books. OHMSS takes place before YOLT in the books, I think. Also, Blofeld shows up again in one of Roger Moore's flicks during the opener.
Posted by: otho at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: redenzo at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (5wSNN)
I wrote earlier that the look on Guthrie's face said she's done him before.
Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (3myMJ)
Bill O'Reilly must be laughing his ass off right about now.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (lKyWE)
Can be very sophisticated. Can involve wooden dowels or pegs. I've seen some amazing examples of it for architecture or for shipwright works.
Posted by: navybrat at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (w7KSn)
95% of this is all legit stuff, but then, consistent with their "toxic masculinity" BS, adds "Despite being married, Lauer was fixated on women, especially their bodies and looks, according to more than 10 accounts from current and former employees."
Uh, that makes him a member in good standing of the male side of the species. Men are, IN FACT, fixated on women's bodies and looks. True fact.
It's the part where you ACT on your fixation, minus consent from the women involved that causes problems.
Posted by: deadrody at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (pafW5)
If NGU wants to stay married to his wife for another 33 years or so, he may not want to give her the Moron cookbook unless she knows what really goes on around here. I keep saying it, but it's definitely rated PG-13, for language and liberal-bashing. Not on every page! But it's there.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (UoSKV)
Only the HQ would have a PG-13 cookbook.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (MINbv)
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452
tongue and groove
Posted by: Hillary at November 29, 2017 04:52 PM (K2T5
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THAT's the word that escaped into my dementia! Thanks for yanking it out!
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM
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Mucho Phrasingo
Posted by: irright at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 04:57 PM (mf5HN)
Maybe you're thinking of Post and Beam construction.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 29, 2017 04:57 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2017 04:57 PM (HpeUK)
the way you hurt a guy like him making $20 mill a year is take it. All.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
His wife will. Don't worry.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2017 04:57 PM (qQcQl)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2017 04:57 PM (nisXv)
that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are
used. Does anyone know?
Shelves?
/Ace
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 04:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 04:57 PM (MINbv)
or V notch Ax work....
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 04:58 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 04:58 PM (/qEW2)
Who's Next?
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 29, 2017 04:58 PM (4tiDW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (SjImc)
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Then she'll love it. And maybe she'll cook you something from it! She could plan a whole meal, from drinks and appetizers all the way through to dessert, of nothing but Moron marvelousness.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:58 PM (UoSKV)
Mobile homes?
Posted by: Mad Maxine's Shriveled Brain at November 29, 2017 04:58 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2017 04:58 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 29, 2017 04:58 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:58 PM (39g3+)
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Precise joinery
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 04:58 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2017 04:59 PM (HpeUK)
He is!
Sitting in a rich Corinthian leather chair.
Buck naked.
Sasquatch body covered in a fine gray pelt tinged with orange.
Kleenex box within lanky arm reach.
DOING IT LIVE, as they say
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 04:59 PM (/M6LT)
Well, there's tongue-in-groove.
*sees self out*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 04:59 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (mf5HN)
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If I had left in the f-bombs, it would have been R.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:59 PM (UoSKV)
Bill Nye
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 04:59 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 29, 2017 04:57 PM (398bZ)
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Oh yeah! That one too! How come there are so many words for the same thing?
Anyway, if anyone wants to know, Isaiah 40 and Mark 1 fit together like a Post and Beam tongue and groove Lincoln log. It's really quite remarkable.
Back to the typing....
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 05:00 PM (lwiT4)
Well, there is also poured concrete. Steel reinforced.
Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 29, 2017 05:00 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 05:00 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (YdCt
"Hey, wanna see my basement full of unsold fishing equipment inventory?"
Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 29, 2017 05:00 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 05:00 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:53 PM (39g3+)
Yeah! We're on a Helluva Roll!
Posted by: Auto Door Close Switch Installation & Repair Technician at November 29, 2017 05:00 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: redenzo at November 29, 2017 05:01 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 04:54 PM (U8pol)
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But if we did that, the most powerful man in the world getting serviced by an unpaid stooge--hoping to buff her resume, or get a good recommendation--wouldn't be consensual either.
There should be no concerns about what was actually proven about the president at the time--even though this was the official government policy on harassment.
Because that was "just sex" and the people who wanted him out of office were prudes because it was "just about the sex".
(I still rankle over the forced-straw-man bullshit that slimy Washington slugtrails tried to popularize!)
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 05:01 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:58 PM (UoSKV)
Well here's the thing: She is Gluton Free, A Vegetarian, no garlic, no fish, no cream sources, no cheese and Yada Yada Yada
But she do eat Lobster and Shrimp. Yeah I don't get it but that's life.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 05:01 PM (SjImc)
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She filed for divorce some years ago. They must have reached a separation agreement because she withdrew it. She now lives full time in the Hamptons with the kids. he stays in the city. Occasional takes kids to a Yankees game. That's what I read anyway.
Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 05:01 PM (C6xeQ)
My parents had an old farm house that was completely framed with mortise and tenon construction. Over 200 years old and solid as a rock.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 05:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2017 05:01 PM (wx3l0)
Posted by: Meremortal, no proseccutions, no peace! at November 29, 2017 05:00 PM (3myMJ)
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Can you help me move a couch into my van?
Posted by: Not Creepy at all at November 29, 2017 05:02 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 05:02 PM (/M6LT)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at November 29, 2017 05:02 PM (5fSr7)
Hahaha -
I need to look into those remote locking mechanisms, too.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 05:02 PM (YdCt8)
Bill O'Reilly must be laughing his ass off right about now.
_______________
Not as hard as Lis Wiehl.
Still can't believe she got $32 million out of him. For that kind of money, Bill O probably had something worse than a rape button.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2017 05:02 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 05:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at November 29, 2017 05:03 PM (SkuXa)
And it is coming. I can say no more. Weasel will get to me if I do. Do you people realize he is a former US champion with a long-range rifle? I hope I don't have to find out how long-range he can actually shoot with it, or I might have to move.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 05:03 PM (UoSKV)
Schadenboner Status: Spitting Alternate Universes Hourly.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2017 05:03 PM (k2Hcx)
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Shoddy?
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 05:03 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar"
He only likes seeing his daughter get her ass munched on TV.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 29, 2017 05:04 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: The Continental at November 29, 2017 05:04 PM (W/SyC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 05:04 PM (QQ+il)
............
Dump debris?
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2017 05:04 PM (2WITp)
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OT/ perhaps one of you kind people can help me. I'm looking for the term
that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are
used.
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Woodpile.
Posted by: irright at November 29, 2017 05:04 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Jeanne del norte at November 29, 2017 05:04 PM (B9dAp)
Posted by: Jane Pauley at November 29, 2017 05:05 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 29, 2017 05:05 PM (0OmEj)
Moving is the key.
Serpentine, baby, serpentine!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2017 05:05 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 29, 2017 05:05 PM (YV+SU)
But she do eat Lobster and Shrimp. Yeah I don't get it but that's life.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 05:01 PM (SjImc)
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Well, okay. We will find her something. There's always the old "glass of water and a toothpick" strategy.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 05:05 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (39g3+)
For Your Eyes Only
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 05:05 PM (493sH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 05:06 PM (qJtVm)
style with women is considered old fashioned nowadays. It took me two
years to work up the nerve to ask WeaselWoman on a date.
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 04:21 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: The at November 29, 2017 05:06 PM (VZLj2)
that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are
used.<<<
Mortise and tenon?
Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2017 05:06 PM (wx3l0)
Sure, she's the president's daughter and he likely was on his best behavior but still. Him?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 05:06 PM (39g3+)
Timber frame?
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 05:06 PM (HB2On)
I used to enjoy his show, until he became overtly political. It surprises me not that he has had three marriages.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 05:06 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 05:01 PM (/tuJf)
Yeah...but let me tell ya-- The house of straw shit doesn't work out too well!
Posted by: Zombie 1st 'Lil Pig at November 29, 2017 05:06 PM (wf3RQ)
Objection! Assuming facts not in evidence. It is to be proven Liberals are human beings.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at November 29, 2017 05:07 PM (Vji0+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 05:07 PM (oVJmc)
style with women is considered old fashioned nowadays. It took me two
years to work up the nerve to ask WeaselWoman on a date.
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 04:21 PM (Sfs6o)"
Ironically, Don Knotts was quite the ladies' man IRL.
Posted by: The Incredible Mr. Limpet at November 29, 2017 05:07 PM (VZLj2)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2017 05:07 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 05:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 29, 2017 05:05 PM (0OmEj)
I'm reminded of the line from I, Claudius - Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 05:08 PM (493sH)
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Shoddy?
Posted by: Axeman
Tongue and Groove.
. . .
Allegedly.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2017 05:08 PM (k2Hcx)
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The same sort that would send her to intern with Bill Clinton, or Gary Condit, i.e., a Democrat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 05:08 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 29, 2017 05:08 PM (KdDCu)
Mud and straw.
Posted by: Where the econazis want us living at November 29, 2017 05:09 PM (Vji0+)
Posted by: Max Power at November 29, 2017 05:09 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 05:09 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2017 05:09 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: dantesed at November 29, 2017 05:09 PM (88xKn)
I got better.
Posted by: Juanito at November 29, 2017 05:09 PM (sGtp+)
Dana Gould, on Don Knotts
https://youtu.be/xV9HZQDxbMk?t=1m49s
The whole vid is great (his stuff on Vincent Price is hilarious)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 05:09 PM (39g3+)
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Give us a call.
Posted by: Irish Travelers at November 29, 2017 05:09 PM (y3sT9)
Trump released some of the FBI files about the JFK assassination, and in them were reports confirming the earlier (revealed in the '90s) reports that Martin Luther King Jr. was not only a womanizer, but slept with underage groupies, forced women into orgies, make them do sex performances for him and his colleagues, etc. -- some of this witnesses by other black preachers whom he invited to his sex-soirees, and whom were horrified.
Almost immediately after these revelations, the whole "sexual harassment" nationwide scandal broke, and it wiped the MLK revelations of the news cycle.
Could it be that ll of this is simply a way to make the nation forget that the Left's #1 Untouchable Hero was exposed as being just as corrupt as the worst of them?
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 05:09 PM (42M22)
Oh he's still around. He's been doing a sports thing on HBO for years.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 05:09 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Monk at November 29, 2017 05:09 PM (g4lFK)
Never worked for me. Not even once.
Posted by: Drider at November 29, 2017 05:10 PM (HdKKm)
that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are
used.
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Haitian.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 05:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 05:10 PM (42M22)
The Instructions for making a proper Rhode Island Lobster.
The pictures had to be taken out, altogether.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 05:10 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 29, 2017 05:10 PM (U+nHb)
If someone is desperately clawing at the door, don't come aknockin'.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 05:10 PM (QQ+il)
Can be very sophisticated. Can involve wooden dowels or pegs. I've seen some amazing examples of it for architecture or for shipwright works.
Posted by: navybrat at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (w7KSn)
Or the Loretto Chapel staircase.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loretto_Chapel
There was beautiful little movie made about it called "The Staircase". William Peterson (CSI) and Barbara Hershey.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 05:11 PM (EzdLW)
Put the lotion in the basket ! - Matt Lauer
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 29, 2017 05:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Glenn John at November 29, 2017 05:11 PM (LilNs)
Where is Matt?
How about Where is Matt's Penis? Where are Matt's Hands?
Speaking of the door lock button, in several of the hundreds of stories about Uncle Harvey, he could lock the doors on his suites from the inside, locking his prey inside.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 05:11 PM (8O3HH)
>>The pictures had to be taken out, altogether.
Warm oatmeal might be involved.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2017 05:11 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 05:06 PM (y3sT9)
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Me too. He had a very deft hand, a light touch if you will. Then around Gulf War I he started dropping truth bombs, I think even lecturing when entertaining some troops.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2017 05:12 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at November 29, 2017 05:02 PM (5fSr7)
Don't think it wasn't easy! I was in a drug-deal gone very bad. But I was able to pilot myself out of the lair of death in an Apache Helicopter, right before Katie Couric twerked all over Matt while he was locking the door!
Oh, the humanity!
Posted by: Brian Williams at November 29, 2017 05:12 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 05:12 PM (YdCt8)
"Where in the World is Matt Lauer?"
"In a 15 minute meeting in a secure room...."
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 05:12 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 05:13 PM (U8pol)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 05:06 PM (y3sT9)
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Yeah, I would enjoy the PHC, and then find an interview of the guy and find out how much he hated people like me. The show was--as long as I listened to it--non-political. If it got political at the end, then it was after I stopped.
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 05:13 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: PDT at November 29, 2017 05:13 PM (zzUT1)
Posted by: Grump928
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"Ignore the screams, we're just auditioning"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 05:13 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 29, 2017 05:13 PM (xfb67)
Rape buttons - they're not just for rape clown suits anymore!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 29, 2017 05:13 PM (XtiOl)
Roger Ailes is having a laugh....
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 05:13 PM (QC/4S)
I had to pick up my husband from work today. He had heard some about Lauer but not all. When I told him about Lauer dropping his pants and showing his penis to women he worked with, husband laughed loudly. "What a nutcase," he said, "I'd be too embarrassed to do that"
Sounds like some narcissistic power thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2017 05:13 PM (8+Ozj)
It wouldn't be humane for the lobster unless you set the proper mood.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 05:14 PM (YdCt8)
I actually have the tape of this incident:
"Come in here, Cindy, I have something to show you."
Click
Zzzzzip
Awkward silence.
"What's the matter with you? Suck it!"
"Suck what?"
"This! My dick!"
(Squints) "Oh, I didn't notice it. (Squints again.) Are you sure that's your dick? Maybe you dropped a Vienna Sausage down you pants at last night's cocktail party??"
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 05:14 PM (42M22)
A nun with a wooden spoon
If anyone ever shows you their penis like that, your immediate response should be, "Oh, that looks like a dick, only smaller."
Ford Fairlane.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 05:14 PM (39g3+)
So pretty much like a typical day at the HQ, minus the f-bombs. And also only occasionally sprinkled throughout the book. But you don't want your average 10-year-old picking it up and perusing it, by any means.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 05:14 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 05:14 PM (42M22)
Man, I got to open up a sex addict recovery place, the market for this is going to be huge. Since none of the richies actually believes in recovery we will probably just sit around and watch pron. and drink. and count my sweet cash.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2017 04:23 PM (r+sAi)
Let me know if you have an opening for a Dr who likes to sign paperwork. I think I can find a license someplace. This will be YUUUGE!!!!!1!!
Posted by: dr kill at November 29, 2017 05:14 PM (Jj+59)
Daily Mail says that a lot of NBC brass have these automatic door locks. It's a thing. May be a thing in a lot of high power offices.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 05:15 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Who Knows at November 29, 2017 05:15 PM (Tsy3Z)
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Bob's a furry.
Rabbits carry pink eye virus.
QED
Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 05:15 PM (qDVdg)
that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are
used.
Thrones made of the skulls of enemies.
Posted by: That guy on the cover of a Molly Hatchet album at November 29, 2017 05:16 PM (Vji0+)
that describes the type of construction where no nails or screws are
used.
Brettstapel?
Posted by: X-ray at November 29, 2017 05:16 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:51 PM (UoSKV)
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pfffft!
I have to explain to WeaselWoman why I'm calling her WeaselWoman!
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 05:16 PM (Sfs6o)
"The 14 year old had a mean right hook...."
//Boob Costas
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 05:16 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 05:16 PM (U8pol)
I always thought The Happen Endings Oriental Massage Parlor was a bit too on the nose.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 05:16 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 29, 2017 04:56 PM (mf5HN)
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If I had left in the f-bombs, it would have been R.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 04:59 PM (UoSKV)
Lol.
Thing is, I bet the food is delicious.
Posted by: moki at November 29, 2017 05:16 PM (V+V48)
After all, NBC is paying her, what... $20-30M?
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at November 29, 2017 05:16 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: runner at November 29, 2017 05:16 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 05:17 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 05:17 PM (U8pol)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2017 05:06 PM
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The same kind of man who tells the press that Girls is his daughters' favorite program, when his youngest daughter is only 11 years old?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2017 05:17 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: dantesed at November 29, 2017 05:17 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2017 05:16 PM (Sfs6o)
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You may also have to explain to her why "she" sent in a recipe.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 05:17 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 05:17 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Barney Fife at November 29, 2017 05:17 PM (398bZ)
bodies and looks, according to more than 10 accounts from current and
former employees.
So I guess that puts the kibosh on the "I now choose to live as a gay man" excuse?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 29, 2017 05:18 PM (O5Q3r)
Charlie Rose, Matt Lauer.
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 05:18 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 05:18 PM (E69/L)
Posted by: grammie winger
Brick.
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 05:18 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2017 05:19 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 29, 2017 05:19 PM (VnxtC)
I'm guessing he's going the Bruce Jenner route, sexual confusion tears, gender reassignment surgery.
Posted by: Simplemind at November 29, 2017 05:19 PM (fKprl)
Posted by: Axeman
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Rock bottom was when he altered the lyrics of the carol 'In the Bleak Mid-winter' into a tune about the Obama's going to Washington. It was disgusting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 05:19 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: moki at November 29, 2017 05:16 PM (V+V4
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It sure sounds delicious. I got awfully hungry working on the darned thing.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 05:19 PM (UoSKV)
Seriously? No duct tape?
*sigh*
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 05:19 PM (MINbv)
180 women make complaints of inappropriate touching at Massage Envy .
1.8 million men make complaints of no inappropriate touching at massage envy.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 05:19 PM (U8pol)
Four letters. Start with C . Yor live in one before big movie star.
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 29, 2017 05:19 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: grammie winger
Tongue in groove.
Posted by: Matt Lauer's dirty mind at November 29, 2017 05:20 PM (42M22)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 05:20 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 05:20 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 05:21 PM (SjImc)
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Hey! That's my schtick!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 29, 2017 05:21 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 05:21 PM (QQ+il)
Yor asking after body and looks, number three is sammich making?
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 29, 2017 05:21 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Random Thought Generator at November 29, 2017 05:21 PM (iOKfQ)
Seriously? No duct tape?
*sigh*
Posted by: Anon a mouse
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Liquid Nails
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 05:22 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: grammie winger
...
Like for shinto temples?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 29, 2017 05:22 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: '70's Disco at November 29, 2017 05:22 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 05:22 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2017 05:22 PM (J0tsD)
Then he went bald.
Posted by: Jeanne del norte at November 29, 2017 05:04 PM (B9dAp)
When the South Park kids were doing the whole boy band episode with the song "Fingerbang" they were doing a music video and wanted the girls to all scream like crazy for them. They suggested someone for the girls to think about to freak out about and they didn't like it and so when they asked who they would lose it over the girls all dreamily replied "Matt Lauer."
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 29, 2017 05:22 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at November 29, 2017 05:22 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Matt Lauer's dirty mind at November 29, 2017 05:22 PM (42M22)
That would be a perfect dessert.
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 05:22 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2017 05:22 PM (wx3l0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 05:22 PM (MINbv)
Cardboard Box?
Tent?
Hobo's Overpass?
Cave?
Paper and Elmer's Glue?
What do I win?
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at November 29, 2017 05:23 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: Random Thought Generator at November 29, 2017 05:21 PM (iOKfQ)
Yeah we have some questions about that also
Posted by: Blood Suckin Lawyers at November 29, 2017 05:23 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 05:23 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: a lurker at November 29, 2017 05:23 PM (3g9Il)
The entire left wing academic/media/political comnplex is a big game of "Mexican Standoff" where they can all destroy each other?
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 05:23 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: The Paolo at November 29, 2017 05:23 PM (QC/4S)
Like that would keep a woman from a revenge fuck?
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 05:23 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at November 29, 2017 05:22 PM (UdKB7)
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Just lettin' it all hang out.
Posted by: Lionel Richie at November 29, 2017 05:23 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 29, 2017 05:23 PM (MF4DY)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 05:23 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 05:23 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2017 05:24 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2017 05:24 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2017 05:24 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Cheri at November 29, 2017 05:24 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 29, 2017 05:24 PM (VnxtC)
Well the ONT nightwalkers are not fixated on women's bodies and looks. Those kdabear images are more of a study of the art of photography. The ONT is about much more than photography lessons.
Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 29, 2017 05:24 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 29, 2017 05:24 PM (MF4DY)
Posted by: Chris M at November 29, 2017 05:24 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: The Paolo at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (42M22)
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (SjImc)
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Chris M at November 29, 2017 05:24 PM (eAZVt)
And those are some of their better qualities.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (493sH)
None.
You have to be one stupid fuck to jeopardize a gig like that for tail.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (VnxtC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (/M6LT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (y3sT9)
Well... I hear that Charlie Rose will be available after his mea culpa tour.
Too soon?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (ZZdXT)
Posted by: The MSNBC Break Room Snack Machine at November 29, 2017 05:26 PM (oVJmc)
If that was my wife sister or daughter...I better stop now. This goes beyond harassment this is a felony.
Posted by: Big V at November 29, 2017 05:26 PM (MVE/7)
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2017 05:26 PM (42M22)
Posted by: The Paolo at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (QC/4S)
I love The Paolo . . . so very much.
Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2017 05:26 PM (14URa)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2017 05:26 PM (J0tsD)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 29, 2017 05:25 PM (VnxtC)
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Everybody knows that.
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 05:27 PM (vDqXW)
https://twitter.com/ananavarro/status/935869957258309638
But then it's all they've got.
Posted by: geoffb at November 29, 2017 05:27 PM (zOpu5)
In this case, I think they think they can do the same thing. By committing seppuku a lot they think that it will *also* become a fad among the right, perhaps taking out Moore and even the President himself. I think they are mistaken. We've seen through the shtick.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 05:27 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: dartist at November 29, 2017 05:28 PM (nisXv)
https://twitter.com/ananavarro/status/935869957258309638
But then it's all they've got.
Posted by: geoffb at November 29, 2017 05:27 PM (zOpu5)
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The Jacobins are restless.
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 05:28 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2017 05:29 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Cheri at November 29, 2017 05:29 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: goon at November 29, 2017 05:29 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2017 05:30 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 05:27 PM (/qEW2)
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I know where I'm going to stand, when they try to turn it around.
Posted by: Axeman at November 29, 2017 05:34 PM (vDqXW)
Mormon Tabernacle.
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at November 29, 2017 05:35 PM (dEU+X)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 29, 2017 05:40 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: goon at November 29, 2017 05:42 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 29, 2017 05:43 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2017 05:58 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 29, 2017 06:04 PM (EMi53)
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