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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/29/17) Plenty Of Videos Edition
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark TwainQuote II
All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling. H. L. MenckenQuote III
Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. Benjamin DisraeliQuote IV
And not because I’m against learning or education—it’s because American colleges no longer teach people how to think; they command people what to think, with the constant looming Sword of Damocles hanging over the head of anyone foolish enough to express a dissident thought. Jim Goad
Quote V
“With Las Vegas and Sutherland Springs still in shock over their communities’ losses, Congress is actually moving to weaken our public safety. It’s an extraordinary violation of the public’s trust. Elections have consequences. We will be watching—and acting.” Gabby Giffords
Do you think the bad guys were cranking this?
The recent surge in accusations of sexual harassment and assault has prompted some admitted offenders to seek professional help for the emotional or personality distortions that underlie their behavior. “My journey now will be to learn about myself and conquer my demons,” the producer Harvey Weinstein said in a statement in October. The actor Kevin Spacey announced that he would be “taking the time necessary to seek evaluation and treatment.”Evaluation? The term jail bait has been around as long as I can remember.
Al Franken is above evaluation and treatment, He's swimming in hypocrisy.
In 2011 Sen. Al Franken said Anthony Weiner‘s resignation was ‘the right thing to do.” Franken made the remark in an interview with Think Progress when he was asked about an apparent double-standard in how Weiner had been forced to step down from his House seat while Sen. David Vitter of Louisiana was not, despite his involvement in the “DC Madam” scandal.
Some good news on the horizon? South Korean scientists believe they have found the cure for baldness.
Bald men around the world can now cross their fingers that the new potion, called 'PTD-DBM', can be rolled out to humans. Created by a team at Yonsei University, it works by stopping two proteins than normally bind together to prevent follicle regeneration from doing so. Lead researcher Kang-Yell Choi said: "We have found a protein that controls the hair growth and developed a new substance that promotes hair regeneration by controlling the function of the protein.
Shoe0nHead is back.
Bryce was spurred to pay back delinquent debt after it was reported by the Milwaukee Journal earlier this month. The initial report from the Journal explained how Bryce had previously been delinquent on child support payments, debt he paid off two months after launching his campaign. The second debt, more recently paid off, was a 15-year debt for $4,245 after interest from previous girlfriend Rhonda Slechta to purchase a car. Bryce’s Democratic primary opponent attacked him earlier this month for the delinquent child support payments by sharing the hardship she went through when her "ex-husband got behind on his child support."The ONT is waiting for sexual harassment and/or sexual assault charges to be put forth. Then. He would be the perfect Democrat.
Fans say goodbye to Malcolm Young.
November 29, 1996, American singer and ukulele player Tiny Tim (Herbert Khaury) died from a heart attack on stage while playing his hit ‘Tiptoe Through the Tulips’ at a club in Minneapolis. On 17 December 1969, he married Victoria Mae Budinger on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, a publicity stunt that attracted over 40 million viewers. (they had a daughter, Tulip Victoria). He performed at the 1970 Isle Of Wight Festival in front of a crowd of 600,000 people. via thisdayinmusic.com
November 29, 2001, Beatles guitarist George Harrison died in Los Angeles of lung cancer aged 58. Following the breakup of The Beatles Harrison had a successful career as a solo artist and later as part of the Traveling Wilburys. The youngest member of The Beatles, (aged 16 when he joined), his compositions include ‘Taxman’, ‘Here Comes the Sun’, ‘Something’, and ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’. Harrison released the acclaimed triple album, All Things Must Pass, in 1970, from which came the worldwide No.1 single 'My Sweet Lord.' via thisdayinmusic.com
The Bosnian-Croat war chief who killed himself with poison during his his war crimes trial at The Hague was 'easily' able to smuggle the deadly liquid into the building, a prominent lawyer says.
It's still not clear, however, how Slobodan Praljak, 72, obtained the poison while in custody, as he was serving his 20-year sentence in an undisclosed UN prison cell and was driven each day to the court in a secure van for his appeal hearing. Praljak yelled, 'I am not a war criminal!' and drank a dark liquid from a small bottle seconds after losing his appeal against a 20-year prison sentence at the International Criminal Tribunal in the Netherlands on Wednesday. 'I just drank poison,' he added. 'I am not a war criminal. I oppose this conviction.'
Bosnian Croat wartime suspect drinks poison during sentencing
After decades of decline, scarlet fever is once again on the rise in the UK and other places around the world, and doctors are scrambling to figure out why. Beginning in 2014, the infection started to steadily rise, and in 2016, over 19,000 cases from 620 outbreaks were reported, mostly in schools and nurseries. This represents a seven-fold increase since 2011.
Any woman who sweeps with their broom is OK with me. More NSFW.
Snooter McGee Coach and coke, play by play. And guess what? NSFW.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 09:58 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 09:58 PM (NWiLs)
Please say "Goodnight" to Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 09:58 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2017 09:59 PM (tr2D7)
The City of Los Angeles is planning to provide homeless people in the city with some income for helping pick up trash. Oh, not directly, of course. They money will be filtered, though, in an oh-so-woke graft...
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14093
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 29, 2017 09:59 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Zettai iRyoiki at November 29, 2017 09:59 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 29, 2017 09:59 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at November 29, 2017 10:00 PM (4pjhs)
Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2017 10:00 PM (1w7Vb)
Posted by: Zettai iRyoiki at November 29, 2017 10:00 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 10:00 PM (sdi6R)
Or that was the result of Fourier transforming what she actually said, which few people understood.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:01 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2017 10:01 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 29, 2017 10:01 PM (cu8/f)
At that horse camp that Anthony Weiner went to? By the way, I hope someone's protecting the horses from those pervs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 10:02 PM (+lVUW)
Which they deposited in the first place.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:02 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2017 10:02 PM (zmvwV)
Subliminal message to every schizophrenic loser in America: come to LA, where you won't freeze to death in the winter, and we'll even pay you!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:03 PM (YqDXo)
any takers?
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 10:04 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 10:04 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: original jake at November 29, 2017 10:04 PM (lbaKe)
All kinds of previously eradicated diseases are making a comeback due to anti-vaccination idiots and the flood of immigrants from third-world shitholes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 10:04 PM (NWiLs)
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The "Dig a Hole, Fill a Hole" theory of economic development in action.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2017 10:04 PM (zmvwV)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2017 10:01 PM (kufk0)
Speak for yourself
Posted by: Crew Member of the Edmund Fitzgerald at November 29, 2017 10:04 PM (3/sUh)
In an unrelated story, doctors need to keep up on current events.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:05 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Wm Shakespeare at November 29, 2017 10:06 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 10:06 PM (EzdLW)
Oh wow. Light Beer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2017 10:06 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 10:07 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 29, 2017 10:07 PM (wf3RQ)
If they price those anything like the coolers, that's gotta be a $200 sweatshirt.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 10:07 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2017 10:08 PM (1w7Vb)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 29, 2017 10:08 PM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 10:08 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 10:07 PM (nBBdT)
*lights cigarette*
Oh ja...
Posted by: Steiner at November 29, 2017 10:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 10:08 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 10:08 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Dem/Homeless Coalition at November 29, 2017 10:08 PM (H0quv)
Perhaps ICE/TSA employees should be prohibited from having any inoculation against any disease.
See if border control changes in any way.
Posted by: Miklos, epidemiologist at November 29, 2017 10:08 PM (zCyNd)
If they price those anything like the coolers, that's gotta be a $200 sweatshirt.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 10:07 PM (YdCt
Travel Mug at $29.99
Posted by: Cabela's Merchandiser at November 29, 2017 10:09 PM (3/sUh)
did Weiner, Weinsteyn or Charlie Rose or Conyers have an auto-lock button underneath their desk?
you know before the banging times
ha! I do, er, did
Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 10:09 PM (lbaKe)
Also, an increase in Bad Humours.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 10:09 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2017 10:09 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 10:09 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2017 10:10 PM (Ix4M6)
Also, an increase in Bad Humours.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 10:09 PM (YdCt
And miasma. Definite uptick in miasma.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 10:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 10:08 PM (lwiT4)
Whats in it for me?
Posted by: Payola Cob DJ at November 29, 2017 10:10 PM (3/sUh)
*counting...* Hey, she's right! ...on the math of which I was told there would be none.
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2017 10:10 PM (H0quv)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 10:10 PM (Ckg4U)
Check out the spring-loaded codpieces on my Etsy shop!
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 29, 2017 10:11 PM (zCyNd)
These are not Scarlett fever, they're perfectly natural!
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 29, 2017 10:11 PM (H0quv)
Posted by: Country Boy - resurrected so many times even Jesus would be proud at November 29, 2017 10:11 PM (wnKOA)
Posted by: garrett "
Jeebus, no $#!7, I was in a True Value a few weeks ago and idly looked at the price tag on one of those, thought I would plotz ! WTAF !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 29, 2017 10:11 PM (Ktb8D)
Their Coolers are overpriced Everywhere, though.
You gotta save a LOT of Ice to offset a $600 cooler purchase.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 10:11 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2017 10:11 PM (1w7Vb)
Posted by: Goldilocks at November 29, 2017 10:11 PM (zz1sH)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2017 10:11 PM (Ix4M6)
The Nick Lucas Version of Tiptoe through the Tulips is a bit easier on the ears.
(set the way back machine to 1929!):
https://tinyurl.com/yc49h9c8
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2017 10:11 PM (ZgKFD)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 10:12 PM (rp9xB)
Well her husband does....
luckily old Gabrielle can watch us with her left and right eyes looking on two different people....
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 10:12 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Payola Cob DJ at November 29, 2017 10:10 PM (3/sUh)
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I'm just an old woman, feeble and frail. And you'd have my last shilling, just for a song? Just for a bloody song??
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 10:12 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2017 10:12 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 10:12 PM (Ckg4U)
This one was from the Interventional Radiology department. They performed four procedures on me:
1. They installed the chest tube my first night there, and drained some of the built-up fluid. I felt immediate relief.
2. They performed the biopsy on my lung tumor.
3. They removed the chest tube after a week in the hospital, and replaced it with a PleurX catheter that could be drained by a home care nurse.
4. They removed the catheter when the home care nurse got almost no new fluid.
All of those procedures were performed while I was awake and sedated. "Interventional Radiology" means that they use imaging to guide needles and probes to the problem area instead of incisions.
The personnel in that unit were great. Like I said, I was awake when they were working on me, and they constantly engaged in banter, telling jokes, busting on each other, and so forth. It was straight out of M*A*S*H. It was very entertaining.
There were also two female doctors who were so insanely hot that I would crawl across broken glass to wash their dishes.
The total cost before insurance was about $1600, but I only have to pay $371. That's a check I will be happy to write. They deserve it.
Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 10:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 10:13 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Goldilocks
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Or beer cold.
The thing of it is, how does it know what to do?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2017 10:13 PM (tr2D7)
Crazy how even groovy peace and love-types get all greedy when it's their own work product getting grabbed.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 29, 2017 10:13 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 29, 2017 10:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2017 10:14 PM (ZgKFD)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 10:12 PM (lwiT4)
I won't demand any price from you as you have George Harrison confused with Steppenwolf and Randy Newman
Posted by: Payola Cob DJ at November 29, 2017 10:14 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 10:14 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 29, 2017 10:13 PM (JyFLk)
We know not of which you speak.
Posted by: U2 at November 29, 2017 10:14 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2017 10:14 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 10:09 PM (YdCt
And miasma. Definite uptick in miasma.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 10:10 PM (NWiLs)"
Totally !
G'night, Slap !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 29, 2017 10:14 PM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular
But Gwyneth Paltrow M.D. says that vaccines are bad.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
I only have to pay $371. That's a check I will be happy to write. They
deserve it.
Posted by: rickl at November 29, 2017 10:13 PM (sdi6R)
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rickl - I am so glad that things are progressing nicely for you. You are much cared about.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 10:14 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 10:14 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 10:15 PM (lbaKe)
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 29, 2017 10:15 PM (GtG/j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2017 10:15 PM (ZgKFD)
I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
There's a club if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 10:15 PM (NWiLs)
Nice story, when I had the (thankfully benign) tumor removed from my left hand this spring I was blessed to have a crack surgical team as well.... a good medical team is worth its weight in gold.
Mine even coped with my waking up in the middle of the procedure.
You are in my, Pac, and Lad 10077's prayers Rick.
Keep well,
Sven
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 10:16 PM (SzZnW)
Also, Trump said "Merry Christmas" and masterfully trolled the democrat media.
But I'm still not tired of winning.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at November 29, 2017 10:16 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2017 10:16 PM (1w7Vb)
Someone's 19 year old nephew is getting the contract to run the tax funded program?
It's the Chicago way.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 10:16 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 10:16 PM (y87Qq)
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Unavailable for comment: Ronnie Mack
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 10:17 PM (nBBdT)
See the top of the Daily Mail for the latest on Matt Lauer. A former staffer, in her 40s at the time, and married, said Lauer summoned her to his office in 2001.
He hit the door lock button, told her to unbutton her dress, then pulled out a chair, bent her over it, and "had sex with her until she passed out.
She said she woke up with her pants down lying on the floor. Lauer's personal assistant found her and took her for medical attention, she says.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 10:18 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: agnes, the sacrificial lamb at November 29, 2017 10:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
I find it hard to take anyone seriously who steams their snooch and sells $10,000 gold dildos.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 10:18 PM (NWiLs)
And you want to die
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 10:15 PM (NWiLs)
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No no no. That's not how it goes at all. You're always getting these things mixed up. It's:
And you go home and you cry
And then you fly to Wisconsin
And then we watch the ice sculptures
And get drunk at the Abbey
And go to church.
Please pay attention.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 10:18 PM (lwiT4)
Also, Trump said "Merry Christmas" and masterfully trolled the democrat media.
I say again: these are great days we're living, bros!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:18 PM (YqDXo)
Therefore, I decided to screw my courage to the sticking place, introduce myself, and dive in!
(Gulps air).
::Is I stuck yet?::
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 29, 2017 10:19 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Zettai iRyoiki at November 29, 2017 10:19 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: CM9000 at November 29, 2017 10:19 PM (yFtHm)
Posted by: agnes, the sacrificial lamb at November 29, 2017 10:19 PM (6FqZa)
....................
We could share a cell
Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 10:19 PM (lbaKe)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 10:19 PM (YdCt8)
Fuckin' braggart.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:19 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 10:16 PM (y87Qq)
Soon enough, there will be people cooking that stuff up in trailers down the back roads, with predictable consequences.
Posted by: Toupee USA, an indusrty association at November 29, 2017 10:19 PM (zCyNd)
karma police
arrest this man
he talks in maths
he buzzes like a fridge
he's like a detuned radio. . .
Posted by: booknlass at November 29, 2017 10:19 PM (9SlN2)
Therefore, I decided to screw my courage to the sticking place, introduce myself, and dive in!
(Gulps air).
::Is I stuck yet?::
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 29, 2017 10:19 PM (QU+qf)
Welcome aboard!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2017 10:20 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 10:17 PM (nBBdT)
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He made a song about that too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0i9rjTxhpY
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 10:20 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 10:20 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2017 10:20 PM (kufk0)
(Gulps air).
::Is I stuck yet?::
Posted by: Eleanor
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Now you've done it.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2017 10:20 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Marco Rubio's Midden Heap at November 29, 2017 10:20 PM (YdCt8)
It's the big names because it's *not* hysteria, at least yet.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 10:21 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:21 PM (6FqZa)
Won't Buzzfeed have to hire 90 people first to do that? ESPN, I can see. Buzzfeed doesn't seem like "an organization".
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2017 10:21 PM (Sv2/X)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 29, 2017 10:19 PM (QU+qf)
WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!
Posted by: John McClane at November 29, 2017 10:21 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 10:21 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2017 10:22 PM (1w7Vb)
And you go home and you cry
And then you fly to Wisconsin
And then we watch the ice sculptures
And get drunk at the Abbey
And go to church.
Please pay attention.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 10:18 PM (lwiT4)
Huh. I don't think The Smiths wrote that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:22 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 10:18 PM (NWiLs)
I find it hard to take seriously anyone who BUYS $10,000 gold dildos.
Probably Emily's List.
Posted by: Molnar USA, spun off from CITGO at November 29, 2017 10:22 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2017 10:23 PM (ZgKFD)
Posted by: booknlass at November 29, 2017 10:23 PM (9SlN2)
Posted by: original jake at November 29, 2017 10:23 PM (lbaKe)
:: waves ::
The membership guides are in that empty box over there and there are some leftover tacos in the glove compartment. I think they're still good.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 10:24 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2017 10:04 PM (zmvwV)
Will they be using sporks?
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 29, 2017 10:24 PM (IY5vW)
Posted by: rickl
Actually that's less than I would have expected.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In
Your opinions will be met with hearty cheers of "Well said!" and you will always feel validated and welcomed.
But it may seem like indifference.
It's easy to confuse tthese things.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 29, 2017 10:24 PM (JyFLk)
116 Eleanor gets bonus points for citing the Scottish Play.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:22 PM (6FqZa)
By "the Scottish Play", I assume you mean Macbeth?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2017 10:24 PM (eXA4G)
socking Lauer is not nearly as fun as Mel gibson
Posted by: original jake at November 29, 2017 10:23 PM (lbaKe)
I have heard the ladies say there is more 'room in the sock', IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 29, 2017 10:25 PM (ZgKFD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2017 10:25 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 29, 2017 10:25 PM (KdDCu)
rickl, we are all praying for you at Chateau D'Eez, as is the Church Ladies Prayer Group.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 29, 2017 10:25 PM (Ktb8D)
Insomniac, why not try the movie Oklahoma for a change in mood? "oh what a beautiful MORNING"
heh
Posted by: booknlass at November 29, 2017 10:25 PM (9SlN2)
The problem I have with socking a lot of these scumbags is that I feel like I get some of their ick on me when I try to get inside their heads.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:25 PM (6FqZa)
It's easy to confuse tthese things.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 29, 2017 10:24 PM (JyFLk)
Well said!!
Posted by: An Indifferent Miklos at November 29, 2017 10:25 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2017 10:26 PM (kufk0)
Will they be using sporks?
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 29, 2017 10:24 PM (IY5vW)
Yes, if bluebell has anything to say about it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2017 10:26 PM (3/sUh)
During the awful AoSHQ Crash of 2017 (i.e. yesterday), I realized how
dreadfully addicted I have become to this place and to the Horde,
despite being just a Lurker for a couple of years..
Therefore, I decided to screw my courage to the sticking place, introduce myself, and dive in!
(Gulps air).
::Is I stuck yet?::
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 29, 2017 10:19 PM (QU+qf)
******
The Tree of the HQ must be watered from time to time with the decloaking of long-time lurkers...Welcome, Eleanor!
Posted by: Zettai iRyoiki at November 29, 2017 10:26 PM (e9G8E)
She said she woke up with her pants down lying on the floor. Lauer's personal assistant found her and took her for medical attention, she says.
Posted by: publius
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Look, I'm no expert but, isn't that rape-rape?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2017 10:26 PM (tr2D7)
I had to look that up. It's $15K, actually. It's called the "Inez" by some outfit called Lelo, which makes luxury sex toys.
They make much cheaper stainless steel version of the Inez. Only $7.5K.
You know, well, this speaks for itself, I think.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 10:27 PM (8O3HH)
Cause Trump nuking Toronto while Hootie and the Blowfish is playing was just... awesome.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 10:27 PM (YdCt8)
Hey Insomniac, what's the name of the Smiths song?
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 10:27 PM (EzdLW)
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Another day at the office.
BTW, 2001? Dare I say it happened on 9/11?
Posted by: MAGA at November 29, 2017 10:27 PM (LnOh3)
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2017 10:21 PM (Sv2/X)
You've hit upon the Democrat Party's strategy for avoiding an organized crime rap.
"You call this organized?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:27 PM (YqDXo)
Insomniac, why not try the movie Oklahoma for a change in mood? "oh what a beautiful MORNING"
heh
Posted by: booknlass at November 29, 2017 10:25 PM (9SlN2)
Poor Judd is dead, poor Judd Fry is dead
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 10:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 29, 2017 10:28 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: T at November 29, 2017 10:28 PM (MmeCn)
Posted by: Hands Solo
Oh wow. Light Beer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Lite.
Lite beer.
Moar bubbles, less alcohol, less water, less beer!
Posted by: jcm at November 29, 2017 10:28 PM (O56AE)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:28 PM (6FqZa)
Cause Trump nuking Toronto while Hootie and the Blowfish is playing was just... awesome.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 10:27 PM (YdCt
Did he get the Maple Leafs too?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2017 10:28 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 10:27 PM (8O3HH)
Starting at $7.5k it better do more than just speak for itself, knowwamsayin?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 10:28 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 10:28 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 10:27 PM (EzdLW)
How Soon Is Now
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 10:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 29, 2017 10:28 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: played-out at November 29, 2017 10:29 PM (TnfoG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:27 PM (YqDXo)
"I'm not a member of any organized political party. I'm a democrat."
--Will Rogers
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 29, 2017 10:29 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Eleanor
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IIRC, Miss Vicki couldn't have a celebratory glass of champagne as she was too young.
Oh yeah, and get off my lawn.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2017 10:29 PM (tr2D7)
NBC's broadcast license? I think it does. They are accessories to
multiple possible crimes.
Posted by polliwog
that's from an earlier thread but I (as often happens) was wandering about and late to the party.
so yeah, pull it in my opinion, which no one in authority cares about. Actual legal action is above my pay grade, but I like the way you think.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 10:29 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:29 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: booknlass at November 29, 2017 10:29 PM (9SlN2)
It's sad to belong to someone else when the right one comes along
Yeah, it's sad to belong to someone else when the right one comes along.
You know, it's sad to belong to someone else when the right one comes along.
Always sad to belong to someone else when the right (Whack!)
Posted by: Matt Luawer at November 29, 2017 10:30 PM (ZjjJp)
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There is an old, old Natalie Wood movie, Penelope, in whixh lech professor Jonathon Winters locks her in his office and then bounces around trying to nail her. Matt must have been similar.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 29, 2017 10:30 PM (+y/Ru)
Goodnight! And have a pleasant tomorrow!
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2017 10:30 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
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At the bottom.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2017 10:30 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:29 PM (6FqZa)
A music store.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 10:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 10:28 PM (2DOZq)
Well, I did write "The Great Bathtub Hoax".
Posted by: Henry Louis Mencken at November 29, 2017 10:31 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: T
For real, an authentic Liberal Canuck, proud of Justine Turdeau and all.
Posted by: jcm at November 29, 2017 10:31 PM (O56AE)
NBC's broadcast license? I think it does. They are accessories to
multiple possible crimes.
Posted by polliwog
The entire Democrat-Media complex is a criminal enterprise.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at November 29, 2017 10:32 PM (+Tibp)
Do you play any instruments now?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 10:32 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:29 PM (6FqZa)
A music store.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 10:30 PM (NWiLs)
Pizza Delivery Boy Union Hall
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2017 10:32 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:25 PM (6FqZa)
++++
Considering the origins of your nick, that's pretty funny.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2017 10:32 PM (pvjTE)
Weiner: no, too beta. Weinstein: no, he thought he was a seducer, so left the doors unlocked. Rose: dunno. Conyers: no, too decrepit.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:32 PM (6FqZa)
--Will Rogers
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 29, 2017 10:29 PM (zCyNd)
Now boarding, flight 666 for Point Barrow ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:33 PM (YqDXo)
UK and other places around the world, and doctors are scrambling to
figure out why."
A total mystery I'm sure.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2017 10:33 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 29, 2017 10:33 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:33 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Wm Shakespeare at November 29, 2017 10:06
Will, you slandered Richard III. Azzhole. And Tudor flunky.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 29, 2017 10:34 PM (yJ1e6)
Depends on the Song.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 10:34 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Kevin Spacey Treatment Center at November 29, 2017 10:34 PM (8MK3R)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2017 10:34 PM (AovVm)
Or keep the key fob in a ferrous metal box.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2017 10:34 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:35 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 29, 2017 10:35 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 29, 2017 10:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Well, Matt called me into his Office.
When I got there he locked the door and told me to touch myself...
Posted by: Elmo at November 29, 2017 10:36 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
I saw a guy in a commercial a few years ago. He was washing dishes in a club, and the band's bass player was a no-show. He just jumped on stage and started jamming.
So I guess you need to start with some dirty dishes and some soap.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 29, 2017 10:36 PM (JyFLk)
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My great aunt and uncle lost three children in 10 days to Scarlet fever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 10:37 PM (nBBdT)
Geez,they must love their jobs. I need to know that someone punched him in the junk.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:38 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2017 10:39 PM (1w7Vb)
Posted by: CM9000 at November 29, 2017 10:39 PM (yFtHm)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2017 10:26 PM (kufk0)
(Freezes in place, pupils going blown --) Thanks for the, uh, warm warning! And hello back to all you guys who also said "welcome"!
November has been quite the month for Revelations of the Icky Kind. I must be a little naive, because frankly I'm shocked at some of the perps -- I mean, Charlie Rose, for pete's sake? Glen Thrush? Matt Lauer? These are some HUGE names in the lamestream media.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 29, 2017 10:39 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Winston at November 29, 2017 10:39 PM (XlcO7)
Now boarding, flight 666 for Point Barrow ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
That was a wily post.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 10:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:39 PM (6FqZa)
Geez,they must love their jobs. I need to know that someone punched him in the junk.
Posted by: nerdygirl
These are the liberals who've been bitching about the GOP War on Women because we're against abortion. What is wrong with the women who work with people like him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
Much as I like the Brian Johnson era AC/DC (a very long and productive era), I friggin' loved the Bon Scott AC/DC.
RIP, Malcolm Young.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Covfefe with a little Irish at November 29, 2017 10:40 PM (bZ4w4)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 29, 2017 10:39 PM (QU+qf)
And December looms ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:40 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Hey...wait for me!
Posted by: Wiley Post at November 29, 2017 10:40 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:29 PM
Can offer some advice on this matter. Not sure about the question, though. Can you be more specific?
Posted by: otho at November 29, 2017 10:40 PM (qGuLD)
Well, one suggestion is don't buy a cheap instrument, but don't go overboard either.
You don't need an amp to start out. Get a small practice trainer that lets you use MP3 files and a set of headphones. They also have boxes you can feed your signal into a laptop and use that to play the MP3's to practice along to. And also as a tuner.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2017 10:40 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:40 PM (6FqZa)
not so long as Matt left a mint on her pillow....
//WhOOPIEEEE
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 10:40 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 29, 2017 10:41 PM (LQLeS)
And then you fly to Wisconsin
And then we watch the ice sculptures
And get drunk at the Abbey
And go to church.
Please pay attention.
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That sounds... nice.
Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 10:42 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:42 PM (6FqZa)
Unless you know someone who plays - and presumably not, or you'd be asking them, yeah? - the music store suggestion is probably the best starter route. If they don't have an intro class, they should be able to point you in the right direction. Don't settle for any intro class that isn't one-on-one. See if you like it; then go from there depending on what kind of music you want to play. A lot of it really depends on how you learn best too; learn enough to become dangerous and then jam with a pick-up band, take formal one-on-one lessons, learn from books/videos, whatever your style is.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 10:42 PM (y87Qq)
You too? They took my tonsils out when I was 15 because of never-ending bouts of strep. Only got it one more time, and that was a couple years later.
They think scarlet fever contributed to John's oldest brother developing diabetes as a kid.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 10:42 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
start out trying for lead guitar ... they get the good chicks. Or lead something .. bass players are like the lowlifes, the dope smokers of music. Play for a good lead and you get their leftovers?
ha, just kidding, sorta. except someone in my family that was a bass player tried out for Julliard ... then went into business school ... but he is the one that told me the bass players were ...hmm, not exactly lowlifes ... but the back row guys. heh ... he still plays on the side, now in the DC area, with his MBA in business, selling insurance.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 10:42 PM (/aIFg)
I assume this strain of Scarlet Fever makes the afflicted yell out ... "Allahu akbar"
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 29, 2017 10:42 PM (e8kgV)
The new line of Fender Sqier Basses is pretty nice.
Of course, a guy can always get more bang for the buck buying used. Keep an eye out on the local CraigsList and Classified sites.
Maybe schedule a lesson or two at a local shop to get your hands on a few different Basses to see what you like?
Posted by: Elmo at November 29, 2017 10:43 PM (YdCt8)
Wasn't "Big Matt" the idiot talking head for NBC most of the day...?
Wow so he finally gets a break, calls the wife and says "Hey hon I know you are with our soon to be born son(check the dates) but I need to quite literally f*c* the Sh*t out of a coworker because hey you never know this could be WW3!"
The guy definitely is a piece of work.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 10:43 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 10:43 PM (YdCt8)
Hillbilly Bears 'teach yourself the jug and wash-tub bass' mail-order guide.
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 29, 2017 10:43 PM (IY5vW)
I would have bet Lauer was a fag. Seeing that he harassed women was a surprise.
Posted by: CM9000
I know, right?!?Back to treatment!
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 29, 2017 10:43 PM (8MK3R)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:29 PM
If you're black, then all you have to do is find your dad's old bass guitar in the basement. the rest comes naturally.
Posted by: Eric Cartman at November 29, 2017 10:43 PM (bZ4w4)
Posted by: Garry Keillor at November 29, 2017 10:44 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2017 10:44 PM (Z8FFX)
Hillbilly Bears 'teach yourself the jug and wash-tub bass' mail-order guide.
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 29, 2017 10:43 PM (IY5vW)
Don't put no hole in the washtub.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 10:44 PM (NWiLs)
the source of the spike rhymes with BODY SLAM and is not to be mentioned....
//Her Majesty's Secret Service
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 10:44 PM (SzZnW)
I would have bet Lauer was a fag. Seeing that he harassed women was a surprise.
Women for the sake of power, boys for loving'.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 10:45 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman at November 29, 2017 10:45 PM (U49qd)
sharp was an australian who cofounded an underground magazine called "oz" in the early 60's. twice convicted of obscenity by the australian govt (overturned) he fled to london where he designed psychedelic posters for groups.
story goes, one night he went to a club with a "bird" (i.e. a girl) and was introduced to a musician. he said he'd recently written a poem which he thought might be a good song and wrote them out and gave them to the guitarist, eric clapton. it was "tales of brave ulysses". he later designed album covers for cream.
an interesting guy.
despite his devotion to telling the tiny tim story, nothing came of his documentary, apparently.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 29, 2017 10:45 PM (AxFdW)
Thanks for the song answer. That title looked familiar to me. Love Spit Love (90s band fronted by Richard Butler of Psychadelic Furs) covered How Soon Is Now. I was hooked by the eerie guitar opening. I never was into the Smiths so I thought it was an original song. It's probably been covered by other bands.
I hadn't paid attention to the lyrics till Insomniac posted them. Thanks.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 10:45 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 29, 2017 10:46 PM (e9G8E)
Some of my best work was on 'Lowlife'.
Posted by: Peter Hook at November 29, 2017 10:46 PM (6FqZa)
He was a designated villain, they convicted him for a provable offense but his primary sin was being a Bosnian pissed off at Albanian Ethnic Cleansing and saying "go home."
I don't condone what he did in the 90s, but at the same time had he waited a decade we may have helped....
9/11 changed my mind on Bosnia.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 10:46 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Eric Cartman"
One of the funniest episodes they ever made.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2017 10:46 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 10:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Socrates at November 29, 2017 10:47 PM (LQLeS)
I guess arrogance goes a long way to trash common sense and self-control.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 29, 2017 10:47 PM (QU+qf)
Drummer
Frontman (vocalist)
Guitarists
The roadie in the kilt
...and then the bass player
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 29, 2017 10:48 PM (bZ4w4)
These are the liberals who've been bitching about the GOP War on Women because we're against abortion.
STOP a moment ... read that again.
Why do you think they are so sensitive about abortion?
You'd think they must need them on a regular basis
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 29, 2017 10:48 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 10:48 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 10:48 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 29, 2017 10:48 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 10:42 PM (/aIFg)
You should have seen the women in my life
Posted by: Bill Wyman at November 29, 2017 10:48 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 29, 2017 10:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Peter Hook at November 29, 2017 10:46 PM (6FqZa)
Hey! I saw Lowlife open for Average Whitey Band at The Electric Ballroom in '74...Good times, good times.
Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 10:49 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2017 10:49 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2017 10:49 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2017 10:50 PM (AovVm)
I just like the music. And have free time. And have a knack for repetitive tasks, and am a natural Beta Male, and . . .
... so, perfect bass player material.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:50 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 10:45 PM (nBr1j)
Word!
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at November 29, 2017 10:50 PM (bZ4w4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2017 10:50 PM (KP5rU)
Some of the Lauer accusations have me furious. This shit goes way past
an ass grabbing. I just don't understand how all of the victims and
people who worked there could keep quiet.
Geez,they must love their jobs. I need to know that someone punched him in the junk.
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For argument's sake, I seriously doubt that ALL the workers knew about the sexual assaults.
As for those who did and kept quiet... they have families. They have bills. If you try to expose powerful people, you can suffer damage and become unemployable.
Is it not speaking out greedy? Yes. It it self serving? Yes. Lauer's victim might have even had a rape test; however both women involved might have been "encouraged" by NBC not to report/ press charges.
And by "encouraged" I mean "paid a boat load of cash."
You know, like the congress/ senate has done to make "problems" "go away."
Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 10:51 PM (aT+Bx)
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Rombly had binders full of women!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 29, 2017 10:51 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 10:51 PM (wf3RQ)
If you're white, just play one note. Over and over and over...
Posted by: jcm at November 29, 2017 10:52 PM (O56AE)
I demand video evidence that Gabby Giffords wrote that herself.
Posted by: geoffb at November 29, 2017 10:52 PM (zOpu5)
I think it's a kinda cute song. She wants to stay as much as he wants her to, but she's gotta make him EARN it. Ladies used to make men earn it.
Feminists have no sense of humor. Or insight. Or friends.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at November 29, 2017 10:52 PM (+Tibp)
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hahahaha. I know a roadie who routinely wears a kilt. I wonder if his lovely wife knows that's a trade secret for getting action?
Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 10:52 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Matt Lauer, Trap Door Spider at November 29, 2017 10:52 PM (H5knJ)
Carol Kaye, "How to Play The Electric Bass," book and CD, Amazon.
Also? Before you can play like a rock star, you have to play like a rock.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 29, 2017 10:52 PM (H5rtT)
I just like the music. And have free time. And have a knack for repetitive tasks, and am a natural Beta Male, and . . .
... so, perfect bass player material.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:50 PM
Do you have a friend that plays bass?
Posted by: otho at November 29, 2017 10:53 PM (qGuLD)
Paul Krugman is a 10 for reference...
Posted by: texcat
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Only because they are taller than I am.
Posted by: Robert Reich at November 29, 2017 10:53 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2017 10:53 PM (KP5rU)
I'd be fine with the morality of all that had NBC et al not spent the last three decades declaring ME a misogynist because I loathe infanticide...
The number of women I have sent to the ER with my pen*s?
Zero
Matt "Hey I'm a Girl TOO right Katie?" L:auer
Who knows?
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 10:53 PM (SzZnW)
I demand video evidence that Gabby Giffords wrote that herself.
Posted by: geoffb at November 29, 2017 10:52 PM (zOpu5)
Has anybody asked April Ryan to prove she can read and write?
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 10:53 PM (nBr1j)
See the top of the Daily Mail for the latest on Matt Lauer. A former staffer, in her 40s at the time, and married, said Lauer summoned her to his office in 2001.
He hit the door lock button, told her to unbutton her dress, then pulled out a chair, bent her over it, and "had sex with her until she passed out.
She said she woke up with her pants down lying on the floor. Lauer's personal assistant found her and took her for medical attention, she says.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 10:18 PM (8O3HH)
++++
I gotta say, this story sounds like complete bullshit. First off, the door. The reporting on the door is that he had a button at his desk to lock the door so that those on the outside couldn't get in. I've seen people riffing off that fact to claim that it also locked people in. I seriously doubt it and I wouldn't believe it until we see specific evidence that it worked that way.
The other thing that I notice, is that there is no claim of force in that story. Let's assume that the reason there is no claim of force is that there was no force. She went along with it.
So, how is it that she passed out? Under normal circumstances, a man fucking a woman does not cause her to pass out, no matter how vigorously the guy goes at it.
Either there are some very important pieces being left out of the story, or it is bullshit.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2017 10:53 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: joncelli, Deplorable Yet Fuzzy at November 29, 2017 10:53 PM (1FhAQ)
I just like the music. And have free time. And have a knack for repetitive tasks, and am a natural Beta Male, and . . .
... so, perfect bass player material.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:50 PM (6FqZa
Yeah, but can you keep the beat?
Posted by: Bill Wyman at November 29, 2017 10:53 PM (3/sUh)
https://youtu.be/zpZHhKEKS4c
AE 2017 with plenty of cospura awkward moments. Nyah!
https://youtu.be/0b3OZrJbdlE
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 29, 2017 10:53 PM (I6UVN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8KQ15q8nC0
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2017 10:54 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: jcm at November 29, 2017 10:52 PM (O56AE)
HEY!
*resumes practicing Running with the Devil*
Got any beer?
Posted by: Michael Anthony at November 29, 2017 10:54 PM (bZ4w4)
Posted by: idiot politician, pushing to bring in more 3rd world refugees plague vectors at November 29, 2017 10:54 PM (0oR+H)
https://youtu.be/oI46BSg444Y
The Raven (Trump) - 4/16/2016 by Garrison Keillor
embrace the irony
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 10:54 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 29, 2017 10:51 PM (+y/Ru)
Now THERE'S the outrage.
Regardless of how you view Romney's politics, he was without a doubt one of the most decent, upright men ever to run for President, and the Reds made him out as some kind of monster.
Now here are verifiable, no-shit hairballs of the first order, pulling all kinds of reprehensible shit, as well as their puds, and they're all Democrats. Yet Romney had "binders" full of qualified female candidates. The horror.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:54 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: jcm at November 29, 2017 10:52 PM (O56AE)
And bob your head approximately in time with the music.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 10:55 PM (nBr1j)
Maybe he has a big dick.
Posted by: Bill Wyman at November 29, 2017 10:55 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 10:56 PM (y87Qq)
It appears you are not woke.
Congratulations.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:56 PM (YqDXo)
Maybe he has a big dick.
Posted by: Bill Wyman at November 29, 2017 10:55 PM (3/sUh)
Maybe he repeatedly slammed her head into a desk top.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 10:56 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 29, 2017 10:56 PM (bZ4w4)
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 10:56 PM (7n4KQ)
Paul Krugman is a 10 for reference...
Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 10:51 PM (wf3RQ)<<<
You mean Former Enron Adviser Paul Krugman.
Posted by: the AoSHQ Style Guide at November 29, 2017 10:57 PM (0oR+H)
door. The reporting on the door is that he had a button at his desk to
lock the door so that those on the outside couldn't get in. I've seen
people riffing off that fact to claim that it also locked people in. I
seriously doubt it and I wouldn't believe it until we see specific
evidence that it worked that way."
Oh, that's easy to do to a door. Just use a magnetic lock. I installed one on our office front door to keep bums from wandering in to use our restrooms. You also have to push the button to get out.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2017 10:57 PM (w+Jhj)
Uh...
here you are most definitely wrong. Not saying it happens a lot. But it happens.
And.
Kinda awkward.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 10:57 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 10:56 PM (nBr1j)
Now, now, let's not drag Joey Scarborough into this.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 29, 2017 10:57 PM (bZ4w4)
========
Can you concealed carry an assault rifle? Because that was the law she was opposing.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2017 10:57 PM (/qEW2)
Seeing Garrison Keillor get caught up in this sex lollapalooza is schadenfreude-licsious.
He's still below average.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 10:57 PM (IqV8l)
Paul Krugman is a 10 for reference...
Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 10:51 PM (wf3RQ)
Logarithmic scale?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:57 PM (YqDXo)
Sex, kvas, i xardbas:
https://youtu.be/GIYDgLRdWyg
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 29, 2017 10:58 PM (fA1SL)
I voted for him, but count me as a firm "meh" on that score.
He was for abortion right up until that conflicted with his national political ambitions. Guy seemed like an inauthentic robot to me.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 29, 2017 10:58 PM (H5knJ)
Do note I said "never sent one to an ER" with little sven....not "did not bang to unconsciousness"......
dear God man gentlemen use pillows to catch the lass on her shut down.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 10:58 PM (SzZnW)
Maybe Hillary plays bass.
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2017 10:59 PM (7n4KQ)
Uh...
here you are most definitely wrong. Not saying it happens a lot. But it happens.
And.
Kinda awkward.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 10:57 PM (YdCt
Christ, another braggart.
Nobody laughs hard enough to pass out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:59 PM (YqDXo)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935937417151950849
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935937498089492480
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935937589953122305
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935937772606689280
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935937879532097536
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2017 11:00 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 29, 2017 11:00 PM (Ndje9)
It does sound crazy. The door, as I understood it, was to keep others from just walking in and catching.
The woman said she was just mortified and let him do it, the felt like she could've done more to stop it (shame and blaming themselves is quite typical with these types of assaults, even rape).
Men and women are very different, and there's things about each the other just can't understand.
In a case like this, me, and I'm sure a lot of men (and women) think, hell, kick him in the nuts! Scream, run, etc, etc.
Well, in reading accounts, you've got understand, especially when it's some attacker who is very powerful, they are scared out of their minds. They're in fear of bodily harm. That's something we men will never really understand, that fear of the opposite being much stronger and able to beat the shit out of and even kill you.
I've read of victims in these circumstances talking about just giving in and letting it happen to get it over with and no be harmed.
And far as passing out. Consider the severe emotional state of distress she'd be in. I can see it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:00 PM (8O3HH)
NONSENSE!!!
She was a gymnast with an SVT tachycardia *I* knew about but the family did not....
honest injun....
//Joe "Dude....where's my intern?" Scardouche-Braznachinski
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:00 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 11:01 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: CM9000 at November 29, 2017 11:01 PM (yFtHm)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 10:50 PM
Yeah, yeah, yeah...there's a 100 of you wanna-be, repetitive task whackers outside my door just waiting to take my place for ficus duty!
Posted by: H. Weistein at November 29, 2017 11:01 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: otho at November 29, 2017 10:53 PM (qGuLD)
"A bass player on duty has no friends"
-- sign over quarterdeck watch desk
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 11:01 PM (y87Qq)
Oh, that's easy to do to a door. Just use a magnetic lock. I installed one on our office front door to keep bums from wandering in to use our restrooms. You also have to push the button to get out.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2017 10:57 PM (w+Jhj)
++++
It's also easy to do a lot of things. That doesn't mean they were done. A lock that allowed him to hold people captive would be very unlikely, no matter how easy to do.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2017 11:01 PM (FUu/Z)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935937969306898432
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935938061661343744
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935938149267763202
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/935938236362485760
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2017 11:01 PM (eh0Va)
door. The reporting on the door is that he had a button at his desk to
lock the door so that those on the outside couldn't get in. I've seen
people riffing off that fact to claim that it also locked people in. I
seriously doubt it and I wouldn't believe it until we see specific
evidence that it worked that way."
Oh, that's easy to do to a door. Just use a magnetic lock. I installed one on our office front door to keep bums from wandering in to use our restrooms. You also have to push the button to get out.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 29, 2017 10:57 PM (w+Jhj)
Yeah, I'm sure it was a security thing to lock the door if some unhinged right wing nut job rushed his office or whatever it was he was scared of, not designed to be a rape button, but... well, dual purpose, as they say.
I briefly worked for a business that did some stuff that might annoy people who don't pay their bills -- well, let's call it what it was -- debt collection.
The receptionist had a "panic button" that electronically locked the outer door in case the unwashed masses decided to swarm the building. (The inner door was already electronically locked, and you needed to be "buzzed in")
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:01 PM (wmaTe)
There was one reason I voted for this carefully coiffed extraterrestrial: he wasn't Obama. It's that simple.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 29, 2017 11:02 PM (bZ4w4)
I only ask Matt Lauer be held to the same ethical, legal, and moral standards he demanded any accused Republican be held to....
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:02 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2017 10:44 PM (Z8FFX)
Sounds about right. The UN or the Hague or the ICC or whatever laughable organization was trying the guy loves shit like that.
Meanwhile, the UN, itself, was found to be guilty of a few atrocities and several thousand deaths (by the Danish government, I think it was) and I'm wondering when they're going to be hauled up before this goofy "international court" and tried. Heck, after all the UN sex crimes they've been pulling off on the most pathetic, needy and poorest people on Earth ("I'll trade you 3 grains of rice for your 5 year old") I have to wonder where all their clown trials are.
The Balkans was a mean fight, but that's how they fight over there. There was nothing unusual. This "war crime" crap is ridiculous, especially as it's coming from a bunch of retards who are guiltier of worse.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 29, 2017 11:02 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 11:02 PM (nBr1j)
Daddy sang bass
Mama sang tenor
Me and little brother would join right in there.
Singing seems to help a troubled soul.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 11:02 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2017 11:01 PM (FUu/Z)
I would guess the actual design was so if he saw some deranged lunatic coming, he could lock the door electronically from his desk. But like I said... dual purpose.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:02 PM (wmaTe)
https://youtu.be/imBK-BWyYHM
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 29, 2017 11:02 PM (fA1SL)
---
If she has epileptic grand mal seizures when engaged in such activities, it could happen.
NTIWKAAT
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2017 11:03 PM (tr2D7)
The story as written doesnt add up. If she is represented by Allred, we will know why.
Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 11:03 PM (hZ+us)
But it got me to thinking.
With all the big shot media types being burned over their misbehavior, when are the accusations against Ace going to come out.
I mean, LauraW surely must recall instances where the Ewok tried to hump her hump.
Or certain female reporters fending off inappropriate offerings of pudding.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 29, 2017 11:03 PM (0oR+H)
I'll take their court seriously when any Muslim is ever charged with ethnic cleansing or "crimes against peace."
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:04 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 11:04 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 11:05 PM (6FqZa)
Marco Rubio shuddering in the shower looking at his trash can.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:05 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:02 PM (SzZnW)
And I want peace, love and understanding.
Don't see that happening any time soon
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2017 11:05 PM (3/sUh)
Think about it. How difficult would it be to pork some gal who didn't cooperate, without punching her lights out?
Answer: very difficult, maybe impossible.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 11:05 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 29, 2017 11:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 11:06 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 11:04 PM (YdCt
Maybe the whole story is bullshit?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 11:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 11:06 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 11:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 29, 2017 11:07 PM (yJ1e6)
-
Cokie Roberts and the entire press corps knew about Conyers but didn't tell you because you can't handle the truth!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 29, 2017 11:07 PM (+y/Ru)
I mean, LauraW surely must recall instances where the Ewok tried to hump her hump.
Or certain female reporters fending off inappropriate offerings of pudding.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 29, 2017 11:03 PM (0oR+H)
I already disclosed by story, but the aoshq management was not interested.
I'll repeat it again, but understand that this is very difficult for me -- once, when I was but a young Paratestes, I was wandering the streets alone. Under an overpass, I stopped to watch a rat eating a slice of pizza when out of nowhere, a masturbating ewok with a bottle of cheap liquor jumped out from behind an overdosing junkie and said "GET ME A POTTED PLANT SO I CAN FINISH UP HERE AND GET BACK TO MY HOBO HUNT."
I was flustered, scared... unsure of what to do. I looked around to see if it was possible the ewok was talking to someone else.
But alas, he was talking to me. He said 'yub, yub, Harry Paratestes, yub yub." Then he finished his business on a scraggly overgrown weed, winked at me, and ran off in to the darkness.
I'm haunted by it to this day.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:07 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: CM9000
-----------
Agreed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 11:07 PM (nBBdT)
I'm just saying....how often do you see anyone on Donk Underground, LGF or the other nuthouses giving a moment's thought to fairness for GOP accused?
It sucks, and long term is obliterating the concept of due process and presumption of innocence....
all that said of course I can't stop them from destroying it, and I can enjoy their being caught in the whirlpool.
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:08 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:00 PM (8O3HH)
Please beg off from serving on any jury.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 11:09 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 11:09 PM (nBBdT)
But alas she went off to music world and debt ... I tried lightly to dissuade her ... even after the family member boyfriend had moved on to another woman. So many good people being led down the "primrose path" of commie Utopia.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 11:09 PM (/aIFg)
Smooth criminal.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 29, 2017 11:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman
I don't know if that is true compulsive behavior. It's a little too easy to call bad behavior an addiction. I do think you're right about people like Weinstein and Lauer getting away with this stuff for so long.
If you are raising a child and you never say no to him he may become a rotten, selfish little brat. I think these people are more rotten, selfish brats than compulsives.
At any rate, if the accusations are true, these people need to pay for what they did.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 11:10 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Garrison Keillor at November 29, 2017 11:10 PM (bc2Lc)
We settled that long ago.
Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at November 29, 2017 11:10 PM (7ulel)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 11:10 PM (nBr1j)
Just think severe emotional stress under the circumstances. Your boss, a big star, has just forced himself on you. She's scared to death, not knowing what to do.
I can see passing out.
I just looked it up. Passing out, or "dissociation" does happen during rapes. There is the "freezing" reflex which is a hard wired human response to extreme fear (and one that needs to be trained out of those who are going to be in such situations, such as military).
The prefrontal cortex actually is shut down by the flood of stress chemicals during a extreme fear/attack situation. There are evolutionary reasons for this in humans.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:10 PM (8O3HH)
Paul Krugman is a 10 for reference...
Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 10:51 PM (wf3RQ)
Logarithmic scale?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 10:57 PM (YqDXo)
Ratings always provided by: Law of Large Morons- Abacus scale
Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 11:10 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2017 11:10 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Harry Reid at November 29, 2017 11:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 11:11 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: Garrison Keillor at November 29, 2017 11:10 PM (bc2Lc)
Also spelling skills.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 11:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 29, 2017 11:11 PM (fA1SL)
Most of the rebuilding was done by Hungarian military engineers, who were surprisingly competent.
Posted by: Miklos from arch support at November 29, 2017 11:11 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at November 29, 2017 11:11 PM (7ulel)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 11:12 PM (6FqZa)
Only good muslim is a dead muslim. Just protecting his kind from the muslim horde.
Posted by: Ben (the original) at November 29, 2017 11:12 PM (DcG8N)
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 29, 2017 11:12 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2017 11:10 PM (yM/Yl)
I raised that point implicitly in reference to fire marshals.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 11:12 PM (YqDXo)
Ah-hah! We got him!
Posted by: The GOPe at November 29, 2017 11:13 PM (7ulel)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2017 11:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 11:13 PM (YdCt8)
Sounds like a "stand-up" bass. My sister played one in high school.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 11:13 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 11:09 PM (YqDXo)
My go to line is "Y'all still got the death penalty?"
Posted by: Miklos has no peers at November 29, 2017 11:14 PM (zCyNd)
I first heard of this from John Jakes' North and South, where a youthful Ashton undergoes "la petite mort" at the hands of some experienced dude.
Quite an interesting read when you're in Grade 8.
Posted by: setting the bar at November 29, 2017 11:14 PM (TnfoG)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 10:56 PM (nBr1j)
Now, now, let's not drag Joey Scarborough into this.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 29, 2017 10:57 PM
LOL
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 29, 2017 11:14 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2017 11:10 PM (yM/Yl)
I was thinking the same thing. You can get in big trouble for a locking egress door like that. Fined and cited and everything.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 11:14 PM (y87Qq)
As Glenn Reynolds would say, Faster please. Most of us don't look like Jason Statham.
Unless, of course, the Korean baldness cure makes you grow mouse hair.
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 11:14 PM (EzdLW)
Why do you think they are so sensitive about abortion?
You'd think they must need them on a regular basis
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy
Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that the likes of Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton are pro abortion.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 11:14 PM (+lVUW)
I can see passing out.
I just looked it up. Passing out, or "dissociation" does happen during rapes. There is the "freezing" reflex which is a hard wired human response to extreme fear (and one that needs to be trained out of those who are going to be in such situations, such as military).
The prefrontal cortex actually is shut down by the flood of stress chemicals during a extreme fear/attack situation. There are evolutionary reasons for this in humans.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:10 PM (8O3HH)
I say again: please beg off from serving on any jury.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 11:14 PM (YqDXo)
I wonder how hard he took it when they used Kevin Kline to play him in "Prairie Home Companion" rather than a fellow muppet?
Posted by: sven10077 at November 29, 2017 11:15 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 11:05 PM (6FqZa)
But those dipshits at the Hague (and any of the Eurotrash) didn't win shit. The Eurotrash let the fighting go on and on and made pretend that nothing was happening until we moved in (for some truly unknown reason) and finally put an end to it. Personally, I think we would have all been served better if we let that whole skirmish burn its way through Europe.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 29, 2017 11:15 PM (8gDQu)
Regardless of their feelings toward Israel, said Sarsour, Jews and non-Jews alike "must commit to dismantling anti-Semitism. The existential threat resides in the White House, and if what you're reading all day long in the Jewish media is that Linda Sarsour and Minister [Louis] Farrakhan are the existential threats to the Jewish community, something really bad is going to happen and we are going to miss the mark on it."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 29, 2017 11:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: setting the bar at November 29, 2017 11:14 PM (TnfoG)
And homework.
Posted by: Miley Cyrus at November 29, 2017 11:16 PM (zCyNd)
Yes, this 'compulsive behavior'...how come it didn't happen when they were nobodies and would have been locked up, fired, and/or shot like we would have? (No offense to those of you who are famous)
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2017 11:16 PM (7ulel)
Posted by: Miklos has no peers at November 29, 2017 11:14 PM (zCyNd)/i]
Or pointing at the defendant, then raising your fist, sticking out your tongue, and making strangling noises.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 11:16 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at November 29, 2017 11:16 PM (0oR+H)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 29, 2017 11:16 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 11:14 PM (y87Qq)
Everything was fine. There's been a very thorough investigation.
Posted by: NBC Fire Marshall Bill at November 29, 2017 11:16 PM (wf3RQ)
If you don't believe me, read up on behavior of victims during rapes. Passing out, freezing, etc is common. "Why didn't you scream?" is a common question. Some do. Some don't.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Garrison Keillor
---------
Well, since you're on your third wife, I think the posse is thinning out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 11:17 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: publius
Like what? Freezing so you are eaten by a saber toothed tiger to help thin the herd?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2017 11:17 PM (6bmev)
That's the news? Of course it grew back! Congratualtions, South Korea, you've discovered "waiting a week".
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2017 11:18 PM (Sv2/X)
Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2017 11:10 PM (yM/Yl)
I was thinking the same thing. You can get in big trouble for a locking egress door like that. Fined and cited and everything.
Posted by: hogma
I'm not thinking about the permits, etc. It's that a lock like that would be a custom order. Which means more paperwork to be discovered in the coming lawsuits.
Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2017 11:18 PM (yM/Yl)
...
what you're reading all day long in the Jewish media
Linda Sarsour, ladies and gentlemen. All the brains and self-awareness of a particularly dim witted lichen.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2017 11:19 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 11:19 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 11:19 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2017 11:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2017 11:19 PM (Sv2/X)
If you don't believe me, read up on behavior of victims during rapes. Passing out, freezing, etc is common. "Why didn't you scream?" is a common question. Some do. Some don't.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
You're implicitly making excuses for these hairballs. We're arguing over how many volts they should get.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 11:19 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 29, 2017 11:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Oddly enough, I neither want nor need any of those people on that wall.
Posted by: Lt. Col. Miklos (Ret.) at November 29, 2017 11:19 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2017 11:10 PM (yM/Yl)
I was thinking the same thing. You can get in big trouble for a locking egress door like that. Fined and cited and everything.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 11:14 PM (y87Qq)
I'm sure there was a manual way to unlock the door. I don't think that was the point, guys.
haha
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:20 PM (wmaTe)
But Ben Shapiro is referring to accusations of pedophilia.
I cringe rereading myself picking apart these allegations, but. Still.
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 29, 2017 11:20 PM (jrxFC)
Posted by: publius
Like what? Freezing so you are eaten by a saber toothed tiger to help thin the herd?
Posted by: rickb22
Rabbits and deer freeze.
Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2017 11:20 PM (yM/Yl)
That's the news? Of course it grew back! Congratualtions, South Korea, you've discovered "waiting a week".
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2017 11:18 PM (Sv2/X)
Great news. They've discovered a cure for hardwood.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 11:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Country Boy - resurrected so many times even Jesus would be proud at November 29, 2017 11:21 PM (7mHxC)
Posted by: MN Realtors at November 29, 2017 11:21 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 11:19 PM (YqDXo)
I don't really care about the voltage. I'm with the high amperage crowd.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 29, 2017 11:21 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
Is that light summer reading, or...research?
Posted by: The librarian lady from the Stasi at November 29, 2017 11:21 PM (zCyNd)
Holy smokes rickl, I can guarantee you those procedures would cost $15K in my neck of the woods.
Hope your treatment is progressing well...
Posted by: Average Guy at November 29, 2017 11:22 PM (LMcFk)
With all the national presidential elections, all of the presidential and vice presidential candidates each election, also the primary candidates of each party, this was the first time that I know of where there was a teenage pregnancy.
I grew up in a traditional Catholic family during the fifties and sixties. Girls "had to get married". All those candidates, no teen age pregnancies. I just hope that candidates daughters weren't pushed into abortions to avoid embarrassing daddy.
I still remember that idiot Letterman making some crack implying Palin was a lousy mother because her daughter got pregnant. And that was after Letterman, as a middle aged adult, knocked up his girlfriend.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 11:22 PM (+lVUW)
Gray hair is harder to manage and the only thing to do with it is a buzz cut.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 11:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 29, 2017 11:21 PM (8gDQu)
Good point. Let's compromise and call it high wattage, OK?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 11:22 PM (YqDXo)
>> to help thin the herd?
Freezing is a common response in prey animals. It seems to have been selected for. Why, I don't know.
But we humans do it, and it's something that has to be trained out. Repetitive training to make it "muscle memory" to act quickly during an big pants-shitting incident.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:22 PM (8O3HH)
But then there's Geddy Lee. Kind of a wash.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 29, 2017 11:23 PM (bZ4w4)
haha
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:20 PM (wmaTe)
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The issue is whether or not there was a rape. No force is alleged. But, if he locked her in the room with him, and she was unable to leave, that increases the perception the woman may have had that she had no choice. If she could have left at any time, not so much.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2017 11:23 PM (FUu/Z)
I don't really care about the voltage. I'm with the high amperage crowd.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
You'll have to lower your resistance.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)
While he was porking his interns at work.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 11:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2017 11:23 PM (zmvwV)
@102.....Karma Police is one of Radiohead's Top 5 Best.....
And the fact that they told Roger "Anti-Semite" Waters to go fuck himself......plus, to make Their point, they played they're longest show in 11yrs at that Israel show.
The Left Eating their own is soooo FUCKIN enjoyable.......Matty The Rapist's quick demise made me smile......Reapin what they've sown....Karma Police, indeed.
Excellent ONT, as usual, MH.......Hottub grade.
Ol El Supremo has to reach out to Bob Menery.......I'd happily contribute some $$ to get that man on the staff.......
His potential is extraordinary.......The possibilities of His sorta commentary being applied to politics boggles the mind....
One last, (for the moment anyway, heh)....thought.....
Battle: Los Angeles (2011) is another film that probably doesn't get made in Today's RapistWood (is that a redundant?)....anyways,....
Very Kinetic and "realistic" combat scenes and the focus on USMC Core Values......Very Well Done.
All the BEST to the Horde of Awesome.....y'all Always Deserve It.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 29, 2017 11:23 PM (HVt0H)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 11:24 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 11:24 PM (YdCt8)
per Fox News, Matt-Lauer-sexted-intern and other women at NBC
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 29, 2017 11:24 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:22 PM (8O3HH)
It's called Rokerizing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 29, 2017 11:24 PM (8gDQu)
While he was porking his interns at work.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Didn't management build him a bedroom
Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2017 11:24 PM (yM/Yl)
Yes, yes, Pixy Misa has explained this already...
Posted by: Miklos hamster are best hamster! at November 29, 2017 11:25 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:22 PM (8O3HH)
Um ... no. It's in the process of being selected out. Nobody said natural selection occurred instantly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 11:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2017 11:18 PM (yM/Yl)
Oh yeah, NBC had better be on the hook for this. Nobody believes "we had no idea, just thought he was a cuddler", but at least it's plausible. "Installed remote-locking door to the fucktopian rapeatorium" isn't something you can just say was part of a standard employee benefits package.
Or maybe you can, who the hell knows anymore.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 11:25 PM (y87Qq)
If Conyers left office it would probably cause rioting in Detroit. I'm not joking on that.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Would anyone notice the difference?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 11:25 PM (IqV8l)
Anything else......I got nothing, unless yer lookin' at henna.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 29, 2017 11:26 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: t-bird
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Thanks.
Which reminds me, Mrs. H and her cousin were out for coffee, and at the shop where they stopped Norman Reedus and Austin Amelio were sitting and having coffee.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 11:26 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2017 11:27 PM (YqDXo)
But then there's Geddy Lee. Kind of a wash.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 29, 2017 11:23 PM (bZ4w4)
Sounds like Joo envy to me. Where are the tribe members when you need them especially that antisemite semite dildo?
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Posted by: MN Realtors at November 29, 2017 11:27 PM (3/sUh)
Gray hair is harder to manage and the only thing to do with it is a buzz cut.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2017 11:22 PM (oVJmc)
I think I felt my hairline start to recede the week before I shipped to Fort Sill. I am so glad I don't have a peanut head like my brother. or a bullet head like my other brother. Or a Squidbert head like my other other brother.
It's the little things.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 29, 2017 11:27 PM (bZ4w4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 11:24 PM (+lVUW)
How would you be able to tell?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 29, 2017 11:27 PM (8gDQu)
I saw Joe Dimaggio at Dinky Donuts!
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at November 29, 2017 11:27 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at November 29, 2017 11:27 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 29, 2017 11:24 PM (8gDQu)
We call it PooPilates at the salon.
Posted by: 10% discount with this flyer!mster! at November 29, 2017 11:27 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2017 11:28 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2017 11:28 PM (pszv/)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 11:24 PM (YdCt
"But I don't have to outrun the tiger. I just have to outrun you."
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 29, 2017 11:28 PM (8gDQu)
It's the little things.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 29, 2017 11:27 PM (bZ4w4)
These things do matter.
Posted by: Pointy Headed Intellectual at November 29, 2017 11:28 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 29, 2017 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 11:29 PM (IqV8l)
But Ben Shapiro is referring to accusations of pedophilia.
I cringe rereading myself picking apart these allegations, but. Still.
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 29, 2017 11:20 PM (jrxFC)
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There are two who are claiming stuff happened when they were 14. The first was the one who said she and Moore stripped down to their underwear and petted each other from outside the underwear.
The second was the one with the forged signature in her yearbook.
Moore denies both of those. He admits to kissing the 16 and 17 year olds, but they were legal, as age of consent in Alabama is 16. Plus, no sexual contact anyway.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2017 11:29 PM (FUu/Z)
big star, has just forced himself on you. She's scared to death, not
knowing what to do.
I can see passing out.
I just looked it up. Passing out, or "dissociation" does happen
during rapes. There is the "freezing" reflex which is a hard wired human
response to extreme fear (and one that needs to be trained out of those
who are going to be in such situations, such as military).
The prefrontal cortex actually is shut down by the flood of
stress chemicals during a extreme fear/attack situation. There are
evolutionary reasons for this in humans.
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A bit of insight, FWIW.
Once a young woman learns what rape is, she has to make a choice.
Will I fight and possibly die or will I go along and live?
There is no right choice.
Also... like men, there is a wide, wide range of temperaments in women.
Some women are as hard as nails, and would have no problem punching a guy in his junk.
Other women are so delicate (not fake delicate, real delicate, for whatever bizarro reason) that they could react to something like this by fainting.
That being said, the story seems... sketchy.
Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 11:29 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:22 PM (8O3HH)
It's highly dependent on what the specific predators are for that critter.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 29, 2017 11:29 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: MN Realtors at November 29, 2017 11:30 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: A possum at November 29, 2017 11:30 PM (nBBdT)
I cringe rereading myself picking apart these allegations, but. Still.
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 29, 2017 11:20 PM (jrxFC)
There has been nothing else.This was a political hit-job. Plenty of credible sourcing lays the allegations as bullshit.
One America News ran a good piece on it yesterday. Bannon will be campaigning for Moore in Alabama.
Shapiro does have a track record of not backing away of a stance, even when proven wrong (See Shapiro's stance on Trump prior to his election).
Posted by: texcat at November 29, 2017 11:31 PM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 11:31 PM (2DOZq)
Are there enough people left in Detroit to riot?
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1. gangbangers
2. poor old black people
3. small mexican population
4. winter
So... IDK. Prolly not.
Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 11:31 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2017 11:31 PM (KP5rU)
And by "encouraged" I mean "paid a boat load of cash."
You know, like the congress/ senate has done to make "problems" "go away."
Posted by: shibumi
True, and unless I missed something, didn't congress use our money to pay off the victims?
Also, the accusation described down thread about Matt Lauer is a lot worse than groping. If he did that, he needs to be prosecuted.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 11:31 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 29, 2017 11:31 PM (qFkYf)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 29, 2017 11:29 PM (8gDQu)
I'm out in one year, three months, and 16 days.
Posted by: Carlos danger at November 29, 2017 11:32 PM (zCyNd)
With all the national presidential elections, all of the presidential and vice presidential candidates each election, also the primary candidates of each party, this was the first time that I know of where there was a teenage pregnancy.
I grew up in a traditional Catholic family during the fifties and sixties. Girls "had to get married". All those candidates, no teen age pregnancies. I just hope that candidates daughters weren't pushed into abortions to avoid embarrassing daddy.
I still remember that idiot Letterman making some crack implying Palin was a lousy mother because her daughter got pregnant. And that was after Letterman, as a middle aged adult, knocked up his girlfriend.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 29, 2017 11:22 PM (+lVUW)
++++
They used to hide it when girls got pregnant. They would go visit relatives out of town during their pregnancy or just stay home from school. Babies were frequently put up for adoption and the way adoptions used be done, closed, it was easier to hide the fact that the girl had a baby.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2017 11:32 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 29, 2017 11:32 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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I used that while visiting north Africa. Thus the phrase 'Henna worn for Tunis'.
Posted by: Cleopatra at November 29, 2017 11:32 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
yeah, the real bass. his step mom was a MN university music person ... at the late stages he added some business classes in his music degree ... decent MBA in NC, but selling health insurance in DC, full blown vagina hat wearing liberal. kinda sad indicator of our future ... maybe the next generation?
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 11:33 PM (/aIFg)
like my brother. or a bullet head like my other brother. Or a Squidbert
head like my other other brother.
It's the little things.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 29, 2017 11:27 PM (bZ4w4)<<<
Are their names, Darryl, Darryl and Darryl?
Posted by: Larry at November 29, 2017 11:34 PM (0oR+H)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 11:34 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Garrison, Lake Wobegon at November 29, 2017 11:35 PM (Dpyqc)
Regardless of their feelings toward Israel, said Sarsour, Jews and non-Jews alike "must commit to dismantling anti-Semitism."
The cannibal chief banned cannibalism after he ate the last one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2017 11:35 PM (Osihs)
Posted by: Garry Keillor at November 29, 2017 10:44 PM (LQLeS)
Lake Wantmydong was better.
Posted by: Country Boy - resurrected so many times even Jesus would be proud at November 29, 2017 11:35 PM (7mHxC)
Re-watching Casino Royale, which is my favorite Bond since the brief Timothy Dalton reign.
I want to be married in that green dress Eva Green wore during the ...you know what I can do with my little finger! scene.
But the best moment belongs to Jeffrey Wright as Felix Leiter. He offers to stake the Brit in the last round. James asks him about returning the funds, and Wright snarks, Does it look like we need the money?
Get me a cigarette.
I have that on my America, Fuck yeah! edit, which also includes James Garner ripping Julie Andrews in Americanization of Emily/i], and the comebacker in the Whit Stillman film Barcelona: Americans arent more violent...just better shots.
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 29, 2017 11:36 PM (jrxFC)
Gone gray and happy with it
Wear some pants & use your man card and put your foot down
Posted by: MN Realtors at November 29, 2017 11:36 PM (3/sUh)
I tend to freeze under stress or with unwanted contact and het silent (as in *can't* make noise) so I have sympathy for those who don't scream or fight. I would never have removed my clothing in that situation though as I try to think that, while unable to stop an attack, at least I wouldn't cooperate in any way.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 11:36 PM (rp9xB)
the election of DJT threw a really big monkey wrench into to the works.
I am certain there is a larger game afoot. Who ultimately will prevail is far from certain. But, for now, the Left is reeling, struggling to avoid being submitted by an arm bar. But the Left is still powerful. And if Herb Dean is the referee, it could go badly.
Kind of an odd paragraph.
Again: drinking.
In the UFC vein: Johnny Hendricks totally fucked up George St. Pierre. (Worst. Decision. Ever)
Oooh. Booze.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 29, 2017 11:37 PM (bZ4w4)
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 29, 2017 11:37 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2017 11:38 PM (IqV8l)
Re-watching Casino Royale, which is my favorite Bond since the brief Timothy Dalton reign.
I want to be married in that green dress Eva Green wore during the ...you know what I can do with my little finger! scene.
But the best moment belongs to Jeffrey Wright as Felix Leiter. He offers to stake the Brit in the last round. James asks him about returning the funds, and Wright snarks, Does it look like we need the money?
wow, so much wrong in so few words.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: shibumi at November 29, 2017 11:29 PM (aT+Bx)
The story says he told her to unbutton her dress, then when she woke up her pants were on the floor, or something like that.
I'm no style icon, but that didn't make sense.
Posted by: Country Boy - resurrected so many times even Jesus would be proud at November 29, 2017 11:38 PM (7mHxC)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 29, 2017 11:38 PM (jrxFC)
My vote goes to Bill Nye.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 29, 2017 11:39 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: CM9000 at November 29, 2017 11:39 PM (yFtHm)
My vote goes to Bill Nye.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 29, 2017 11:39 PM (LMcFk)
You didn't mention you wanted to start this game in the "casual" difficulty.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:40 PM (+azJs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:40 PM (MTjB1)
And by "encouraged" I mean "paid a boat load of cash."
You know, like the congress/ senate has done to make "problems" "go away."
Posted by: shibumi
Sexual harassment incident in corporations: ordinary male employees have to undergo "training".
Sexual harassment incident in Congress: ordinary male Americans have to undergo "training" and pay for incident.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2017 11:40 PM (Osihs)
would go visit relatives out of town during their pregnancy or just stay
home from school. Babies were frequently put up for adoption and the
way adoptions used be done, closed, it was easier to hide the fact that
the girl had a baby.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
heh .. exactly so .. in late days as I cared for my Mom, I found out about an extra cousin ... no big deal to me, but I guess sorta big to some. The kid sister went off to Kansas City or something I guess ... I presume adoption, not abortion. But other fam told me to just shut up about it. That is the last sibling (my aunt) alive ... I'd like to tell her it is OK, but in her 90's now ... guess I'll let it be.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2017 11:41 PM (/aIFg)
My vote goes to Bill Nye.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 29, 2017 11:39 PM (LMcFk)
I would have guess Bill Nye would be first.
The man looks like he's a pedophile straight out of a central casting.
How he has made it this long without being accused of raping a little boy I'll never know.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:41 PM (wmaTe)
My vote goes to Bill Nye.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 29, 2017 11:39 PM (LMcFk)
I suspect he is more likely to be a #meetooer
Posted by: perfectly ordinary Miklos at November 29, 2017 11:41 PM (zCyNd)
My vote goes to Bill Nye.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 29, 2017 11:39 PM (LMcFk)
I would nominate Rosie O'Donnell, except she ain't got a penis, or so I assume. In any event, she don't fit the profile of where all this seems to be going.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 29, 2017 11:42 PM (bZ4w4)
My vote goes to Bill Nye.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 29, 2017 11:39 PM (LMcFk)
I suspect he is more likely to be a #meetooer
Posted by: perfectly ordinary Miklos at November 29, 2017 11:41 PM (zCyNd)
Is Alan Alda still alive? That's where my money is going.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:42 PM (+azJs)
Barbara Bush always had that rapey stare.
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 11:42 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 11:43 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 29, 2017 11:43 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 29, 2017 11:43 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: rejected promos #457 at November 29, 2017 11:43 PM (zCyNd)
http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177
/088626093008001008
The involuntary freezing response in animals is called tonic immobility, and the above is looking at victim behavior during rape. In their sample, 37% of victims went immobile during the attack.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:43 PM (8O3HH)
But I'll still enjoy it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:44 PM (wmaTe)
America: come to LA, where you won't freeze to death in the winter, and
we'll even pay you!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Yup. Maybe they will offer them free airfare to anywhere else, like Hawaii.
The local town of Biloxi MS just outlawed panhandling without a permit. I saw the cops rousting one yesterday. Now iirc, the SC has ruled that you can't outlaw panhandling/vagrancy, but they didn't say anything about not requiring a permit
. My brother reports that there are panhandlers at the bottom of every freeway exit in Houston, so it ain't just LA.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2017 11:44 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: CM9000 at November 29, 2017 11:39 PM (yFtHm)
Who you call joke!!! I shoot big missile and it go up yo ass Yankee-man! I can ride all rides at 6-Flags now! You be solley!
Posted by: Rocket Man at November 29, 2017 11:44 PM (wf3RQ)
I'm no style icon, but that didn't make sense.
Posted by: Country Boy - resurrected so many times even Jesus would be proud at November 29, 2017 11:38 PM (7mHxC)
The DM is a British rag. Over there "pants" = undies.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 29, 2017 11:44 PM (LMcFk)
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Daliah Lavi lived down the street. She passed away a few months ago.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 11:45 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 11:43 PM (hZ+us)
"Came to"? What, did he hit her with a cosh?
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:45 PM (+azJs)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November
Golden Eye was the best of that bunch.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:45 PM (MTjB1)
Probably if you wear a duster, but you will stand out a bit.
Posted by: geoffb at November 29, 2017 11:45 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2017 11:46 PM (YdCt8)
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:45 PM (+azJs)
Maybe he used the classic "does this rag smell like chloroform?" pick up line?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:46 PM (wmaTe)
Looked real to me some allahsnackbars in there too
Posted by: original jake at November 29, 2017 11:46 PM (lbaKe)
Posted by: Average Guy at November 29, 2017 11:39 PM (LMcFk)
Renowned tepid manlet Chris Cuomo.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2017 11:47 PM (y87Qq)
A good video by 1791l that details the cause of problems in modern universities.
https://youtu.be/bid3EfCobEM
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2017 11:47 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 29, 2017 11:44 PM (0ogQG)
Can confirm about Houston, but the surrounding towns aren't nearly as bad.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 11:47 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:40 PM (MTjB1)
You sure about that? I could easily picture Bill Nye sexually harassing himself.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 29, 2017 11:48 PM (LMcFk)
Probably if you wear a duster, but you will stand out a bit.
Posted by: geoffb at November 29, 2017 11:45 PM (zOpu5)
A bullpup with a short barrel, like a Tavor? Yeah, you could conceal it.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:48 PM (+azJs)
you be completely unsurprised to find out was an
abuser/harasser/perv/rapist?
<<<
I'd put Neal DeAss Tyson is on the list.
Probably uses the line, "I'm an asstronomer, baby. How's about you let me probe Uranus?"
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 29, 2017 11:48 PM (0oR+H)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 11:48 PM (Ckg4U)
Probably uses the line, "I'm an asstronomer, baby. How's about you let me probe Uranus?"
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 29, 2017 11:48 PM (0oR+H)
I'm calling a flag on the play -- he was already recently accused of rape.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:48 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:45 PM (+azJs)
Maybe he used the classic "does this rag smell like chloroform?" pick up line?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:46 PM (wmaTe)
Never worked for me.
Might have been doing it wrong.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:49 PM (+azJs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 11:49 PM (Ckg4U)
It has to be someone not yet publicly accused of rape.
So like "I think the next accusee will be Mark Zuckerberg" or whatever
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:50 PM (wmaTe)
Might have been doing it wrong.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:49 PM (+azJs)
You have you cover both the mouth and nose with the rag for a good, oh, 30 seconds.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:50 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:48 PM (wmaTe)
I did not know that. What is it with these lefty icons? Do they really have that much trouble attracting women?
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:51 PM (+azJs)
I think some former student of his came out a couple of weeks ago and accused him. Didn't hear much about it after that.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 29, 2017 11:51 PM (gEvQ8)
Might have been doing it wrong.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November
You have to have them hold it over your moth and nose longer.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 29, 2017 11:52 PM (jrxFC)
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:52 PM (+azJs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:48 PM (wmaTe)<<<
Wait, really?! When was this? I hadn't heard about that at all.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 29, 2017 11:53 PM (0oR+H)
...........
yes in Idaho
anything over 39 inches, if you can see it or not is ok
Posted by: original jake at November 29, 2017 11:53 PM (lbaKe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:53 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 11:53 PM (5OO3x)
daniel craig is to Bond as obama is to America.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:54 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:51 PM (+azJs)<<<
Resist they much. But we much mash mish.
Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton at November 29, 2017 11:54 PM (0oR+H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2017 11:54 PM (zmvwV)
anything over 39 inches, if you can see it or not is ok
Posted by: original jake at November 29, 2017 11:53 PM (lbaKe)
Oh, 39 inches? I gotta conceal that every day.
Posted by: That drunk blowhard who thinks he's funny at November 29, 2017 11:55 PM (+azJs)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
What if you held it over a butterfly? It probably wouldn't work as well.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 29, 2017 11:56 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 29, 2017 11:56 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 11:56 PM (hZ+us)
daniel craig is to Bond as obama is to America.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:54 PM (MTjB1)
He's just pissed that some of the women in the movie won't sleep with him.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 29, 2017 11:56 PM (2kiKp)
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:51 PM (+azJs)
Resist they much. But we much mash mish.
Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton at November 29, 2017 11:54 PM (0oR+H)
Speaking of Sharpton, he's gotta go on that list somewhere.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:56 PM (+azJs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 29, 2017 11:56 PM (fA1SL)
Only redeeming thing of the two movies was the theme adele sang.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:56 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2017 11:56 PM (zmvwV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
And apparently when done "right" it leaves chemical burns on the skin.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 11:56 PM (rp9xB)
Probably if you wear a duster, but you will stand out a bit.
Posted by: geoffb at November 29, 2017 11:45 PM (zOpu5)
A bullpup with a short barrel, like a Tavor? Yeah, you could conceal it.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:48 PM (+az
Texas license is called CHL. Concealed Handgun License. It also designates whether you can carry both semi auto / revolver or just a revolver.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 29, 2017 11:56 PM (2DOZq)
Already done it, sort of. A famous story is of a teenaged Meathead grabbing Mary Tyler Moore's ass on the set of the Dick Van Dyke Show. His dad, Carl, let him run around the set, and he just couldn't resist MTM's ass in those capri pants pants one time.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:56 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:51 PM (+azJs)
yes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:57 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2017 11:56 PM (hZ+us)
You'll have to be more specific.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:57 PM (+azJs)
Posted by: original jake
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Well, this is awkward.
Posted by: Robert Reich at November 29, 2017 11:57 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Shopgirl
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It's all I that had.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November
It's ok, both of em sucked
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:58 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
And apparently when done "right" it leaves chemical burns on the skin.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2017 11:56 PM (rp9xB)
Sigh. I guess I'll have to stick with "So... come here often?"
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:58 PM (+azJs)
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Have you seen MTM's ass in capris? Nobody could be blamed for that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2017 11:58 PM (zmvwV)
Posted by: Neverstopfishing at November 29, 2017 11:59 PM (K2Fd8)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 29, 2017 11:53 PM (0oR+H)
eh, recently. you can google for the story.
The story was very Cosby'esque.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 29, 2017 11:59 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: original jake
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Well, this is awkward.
Posted by: Robert Reich at November 29, 2017 11:57 PM (5OO3x)
My neighbors are wondering what the hell is so funny.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:59 PM (+azJs)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 29, 2017 11:48 PM (0oR+H)
'Drink this baby, and I'll show you some asstral physics!
Gonna make you see stars..."
Posted by: de Neal deGrasse deTyson at November 30, 2017 12:00 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2017 12:01 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 29, 2017 11:48 PM (0oR+H)
'Drink this baby, and I'll show you some asstral physics!
Gonna make you see stars..."
Posted by: de Neal deGrasse deTyson at November
Really? Would have thought he would go with
"Hey bitch, want to see the stars?"
then whacked her over the head with a blackjack.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:02 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 12:02 AM (zmvwV)
How about the now departed from political fray Olbermann? Seems with his sordid past and self-imposed departure from his rant-box he'd be a contender.
Need to check the odds from across-the-pond.
Posted by: texcat at November 30, 2017 12:02 AM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2017 12:02 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Neverstopfishing
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I seem to recall some x-rated recordings for Teddy Ruxpin.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2017 12:02 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 30, 2017 12:03 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: hogmartin
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One meter?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2017 12:03 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:56 PM (8O3HH)
it was a really nice ass....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2017 12:03 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 29, 2017 11:56 PM (8O3HH)
Well. *Cough* Laura Petrie was quite a dish.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 30, 2017 12:04 AM (bZ4w4)
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 12:04 AM (+azJs)
Btw, Luke Rosiak has another installment up in the Awan / Wasserman / dem crime and coverup scandal. Hes a real reporter.
Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2017 12:05 AM (hZ+us)
Posted by: de Miklos deGrasse deMolnar at November 30, 2017 12:05 AM (zCyNd)
My vote goes to Bill Nye.
Posted by: Average Guy
Not of girls.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2017 12:05 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2017 12:03 AM (5OO3x)
Well yeah, but then make it a meter. Don't pussyfoot around and say "oh, we're not using metric", just come out and say it.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2017 12:05 AM (y87Qq)
Btw, Luke Rosiak has another installment up in the Awan / Wasserman / dem crime and coverup scandal. Hes a real reporter.
Posted by: LASue at November
Don't believe the Terry Crewes story. Someone gropes him and survives they should get a pass.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:06 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Did you ever see her gams?
Posted by: Richard Diamond, Private Dick at November 30, 2017 12:07 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:54 PM (MTjB1)
craig makes my skin crawl. bad shit is going g to come out about him at some point.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:07 AM (hscyr)
And Roger Moore was the least shitty Bond.
Goodnight!
There will be no encore!
*sound goes dead*
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 30, 2017 12:08 AM (bZ4w4)
Posted by: hogmartin
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What are you, some kind of hater?
Posted by: Commie measure system at November 30, 2017 12:08 AM (5OO3x)
Nobody every grabbed my ass.....
Posted by: Millie Helper at November 30, 2017 12:09 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:54 PM (MTjB1)
craig makes my skin crawl. bad shit is going g to come out about him at some point.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:07 AM (hscyr)
They've really kind of wrecked that franchise. But let's be fair, they've made 26 of them and about four are actually good.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 12:09 AM (+azJs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 12:02 AM (zmvwV)
Untrue. The ColonCam is OEM functionality on the Dildo d'Or. Worth the price.
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at November 30, 2017 12:10 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Sally Rogers at November 30, 2017 12:10 AM (5OO3x)
daniel craig is to Bond as obama is to America.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 29, 2017 11:54 PM
Agreed. He is The Not Bond.
Posted by: otho at November 30, 2017 12:11 AM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Millie Helper at November 30, 2017 12:09 AM (8O3HH)
I hit it!
Posted by: Buddy Sorrell at November 30, 2017 12:11 AM (wf3RQ)
Why DOES a stage hand wear such outfits? Can that even be asked? Matt made a nothing comment with no further intent of attack.
But that clip is nothing, the careful coercion by leftists IS the issue. The other actions of Matt are documented. STOP using the nothing tapes, even though it builds a case. Lauer made a neutral comment ... don't overplay the hand.
So I think Lauer is innocent ... no way, but please to not exonerate him by being lazy on the facts. Convict Matt with real evidence -- what we (the public) have and all the rest.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2017 12:11 AM (/aIFg)
Shoeonhead's wokest male feminist, Matt McGorry.
Please, please, please.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2017 12:12 AM (+lVUW)
My brother reports that there are panhandlers at the bottom of every freeway exit in Houston, so it ain't just LA.
Posted by: GnuBreed
Its a tax
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2017 12:13 AM (yM/Yl)
relatives out of town during their pregnancy or just stay home from
school. Babies were frequently put up for adoption and the way adoptions
used be done, closed, it was easier to hide the fact that the girl had a
baby.
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A close friend of the family got pregnant in *I think* either the late 50's or early 60's. She was unmarried, and the baby-- a girl-- was taken away from her. It was a huge secret that no one was supposed to know. The story would seem to indicate that a doctor took it and an illegal adoption was done.
She never had another child, and drank too much; I'm sure the fact that she didn't want to give up her baby and that she was sexually abused by her father didn't help. She died alone, poor and with her cats. It's a very sad, sad story, and I pray for her.
Posted by: shibumi at November 30, 2017 12:13 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 30, 2017 12:13 AM (8O3HH)
James Bond?
Miklos votes for David Niven.
Posted by: de Miklos deGrasse deMolnar
How about Barry Nelson?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 12:13 AM (IqV8l)
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Dick display is the sign of an artist.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 12:13 AM (zmvwV)
Shoeonhead's wokest male feminist, Matt McGorry.
Please, please, please.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2017 12:12 AM (+lVUW)
Agreed, but only because it would set Sh0e up for the bestest video ever.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 12:14 AM (+azJs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoW3bqnr7tw
Politics is downstream of culture.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 30, 2017 12:14 AM (Ckg4U)
It was a former co-host. I think Vierra.
And the clip shows him unmasked as a lecherous creep rather than the face of Americas most popular Morning Show.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 12:14 AM (YdCt8)
I always figured you grabbed a lot of dude's asses.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 30, 2017 12:13 AM (8O3HH)
Aye, and the rum, maties!
Posted by: Jolly Roger at November 30, 2017 12:15 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: illiniwek
I tend to agree - but the Left foisted all these extra-judicial inquisitions on us, let them enjoy their own petard.
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2017 12:15 AM (yM/Yl)
Probably uses the line, "I'm an asstronomer, baby. How's about you let me probe Uranus?"
Posted by: an indifferent penguin
That would also be a good line for Lauer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2017 12:15 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November
you said it sister
Bebes!
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:15 AM (MTjB1)
Any descriptions or rebroadcasts of semi-sexual encounters are strictly prohibited.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 30, 2017 12:17 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: illiniwek
Precisely. Everyone of his accusers has to be checked over for his dick prints.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:18 AM (MTjB1)
Please, please, please.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2017 12:12 AM (+lVUW)
Yeah, I was thinking that while I watched the video.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 30, 2017 12:18 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2017 11:51 PM (+azJs)<<<
The only thing good about Skyfall was the old M biting the bullet, and Ralph Fiennes becoming the new M.
But... I haven't seen the newest flick yet, so unsure if the new M is actually a good thing after all.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 30, 2017 12:18 AM (0oR+H)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 12:13 AM (IqV8l)
Peter Lorre as the villain was better casting.
Posted by: Jolly Miklos at November 30, 2017 12:18 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Or male?
That guy really doesn't strike me as manly.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2017 12:18 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 12:09 AM (+
i'm not talking about the franchise, i'm talking about daniel craig. i don't watch anything with him in it. as far as bond movites, sean connery is james bond. i rank brosnan second.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:18 AM (hscyr)
http://tinyurl.com/y8hlxrwu
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2017 12:19 AM (5OO3x)
But... I haven't seen the newest flick yet, so unsure if the new M is actually a good thing after all.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November
not worth the misery of the movie. wold have been better off doing a short on youtube showing m getting whacked.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:19 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2017 12:11 AM (/aIFg)
Powerful people should live by the same rules as the rest of us. My company would cut me loose without a second thought if someone accused my of a tiny fraction of what Lauer is accused.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 12:20 AM (+azJs)
i take it back, i like it when he's tortured in elizabeth.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:20 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Or male?
That guy really doesn't strike me as manly.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November
lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:20 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:21 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:18 AM (hscyr)
Brasnan before Moore? I was spectacularly unimpressed with Brosnan.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 12:21 AM (+azJs)
I'll just blame the hamsters.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 30, 2017 12:21 AM (0oR+H)
http://tinyurl.com/y8hlxrwu
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2017 12:19 AM (5OO3x)
She still gets a square on the bottom row.
Posted by: Paul Lynde's "assisstant" at November 30, 2017 12:22 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November
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It's the technicolor vests and bow ties, no?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2017 12:22 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 30, 2017 12:23 AM (8O3HH)
Good night, all!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 30, 2017 12:23 AM (QU+qf)
Bebes!
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:15 AM (MT
y5! you see my suggestion for GNAMM II electric bugaloo?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:24 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 30, 2017 12:25 AM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November
no where?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:25 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Jenny Hates English English at November 30, 2017 12:25 AM (T0U4K)
The primary audience for morning 'news' shows is women!
Get that guy out of here last week!!
Posted by: NBC Executive at November 30, 2017 12:26 AM (cGz5Q)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 30, 2017 12:26 AM (aMlLZ)
Bond: Who are you?
Hot Bond Babe: I'm Pussy Galore!
Bond: ...I must be dreaming
Connery Magic
Posted by: texcat at November 30, 2017 12:26 AM (wf3RQ)
So... there's that.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 30, 2017 12:27 AM (0oR+H)
I'll just blame the hamsters.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November
well the hamsters would be more believable villains than the skyfall villans and could probably take out craig's bond or craig himself.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:27 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:21 AM (MTjB1)
pffft. watch elizabeth & see what walsingham did to him.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:27 AM (hscyr)
She's still alive, aged 94.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 30, 2017 12:23 AM (8O3HH)
I demand a professional forensic examination of the "dedication" in Rose Marie's high school yearbook.
Posted by: Miklos, attorney for Roy Moore at November 30, 2017 12:27 AM (zCyNd)
relatives out of town during their pregnancy or just stay home from
school. Babies were frequently put up for adoption and the way adoptions
used be done, closed, it was easier to hide the fact that the girl had a
baby.
---
A close friend of the family got pregnant in *I think* either the late 50's or early 60's. She was unmarried, and the baby-- a girl-- was taken away from her. It was a huge secret that no one was supposed to know. The story would seem to indicate that a doctor took it and an illegal adoption was done.
She never had another child, and drank too much; I'm sure the fact that she didn't want to give up her baby and that she was sexually abused by her father didn't help. She died alone, poor and with her cats. It's a very sad, sad story, and I pray for her.
Posted by: shibumi
Among people I knew "had to get married" was more common. I don't recall anyone leaving school or going away for a visit. There were some fairly quick marriages where the first child was "premature". I think this was kinder than taking someone's baby away against their will. A lot of these marriages lasted, by the way.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2017 12:30 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November
no where?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:25 AM (MTjB1)
one of the matt lauer perv threads. motorboating for my favorite charity. eris dubbed it tits for toys for tots. sounded like she's in. I didn't see wds weigh in though.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:30 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2017 11:45 PM (5OO3x)
She was one of the most beautiful of the beautiful actresses. I put her right at the top of the list. I saw a movie with her and Cyd Charisse (who was gorgeous) but Dahlia Lavi put Cyd Charisse to shame. It was "Weekend in a Strange Town" or something like that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2017 12:31 AM (8gDQu)
To be fair, I have gotten a lot done tonight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2017 12:31 AM (ZgKFD)
Shit.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Scarlet Fever at November 30, 2017 12:31 AM (T0U4K)
than the skyfall villans and could probably take out craig's bond or
craig himself.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:27 AM (MTjB1)<<<
The deuce you say?! The flouncing former agent with dentures and mommy issues wasn't believable?
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 30, 2017 12:32 AM (0oR+H)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November
very funny. not sure there is much I can do to help.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:33 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 12:33 AM (zmvwV)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2017 12:34 AM (+lVUW)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:30 AM (hscyr)
If this is a newsletter, consider me subscribed.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 30, 2017 12:34 AM (Ckg4U)
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My aunt and uncle are one of those. Honestly a great couple together now 48 years.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Scarlet Fever at November 30, 2017 12:34 AM (T0U4K)
That made me laugh - the Walther was always considered a lady's gun until Fleming made it Bond's sidearm in Dr No.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 12:35 AM (+azJs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 30, 2017 12:35 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2017 12:31 AM (8gDQu)
Hmmm
https://tinyurl.com/ya7fxke5
VS.
https://tinyurl.com/y7mt7tkl
Hmmm, tough choice, but I have to give the edge to Cyd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2017 12:35 AM (ZgKFD)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:33 AM (MTjB1)
put your mad organizing skills to work. and how much would an event like that increase attendance?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:36 AM (SzDRo)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 12:36 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November
modern day oliver and hardy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:36 AM (MTjB1)
than the skyfall villans and could probably take out craig's bond or
craig himself.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:27 AM (MTjB1)
In every Bond movie I have ever seen Bond should have been killed or died multiple times. The fact that he lived through any 20 minute piece of any movie was nothing but sheer luck (in the story), usually dumb luck on his part.
That's why I stopped watching Bond movies pretty quickly and have never really cared for them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2017 12:36 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:30 AM (hscyr)
What about a game of carnival? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 30, 2017 12:36 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:37 AM (hscyr)
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My aunt and uncle are one of those. Honestly a great couple together now 48 years.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Scarlet Fever at November 30, 2017 12:34 AM (T0U4K)
I've never been married, so maybe I'm speaking out of turn, but from what I can tell the amount of effort the spouses put into it is more important than who you marry.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 12:37 AM (+azJs)
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You know who loved the taste of a nice Walther PPK?
Yup.
*hums the opening bars of the Horst Wessel Song*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2017 12:38 AM (zmvwV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 30, 2017 12:38 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Garrison at November 30, 2017 12:38 AM (cGz5Q)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November
oh. thought you meant this holiday season. No problem. We will work it in to the next GNAMM. We should get AtomicPlaygirl in too. She has a rack that could put a thousand elves out of business even in the Trumpcononmy. Hope she is lurking.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 30, 2017 12:36 A
? que? como?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:38 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 30, 2017 12:25 AM (FUu/Z)
I really liked Layer Cake a lot. Very good film.
I don't know what's with all the Craig hate from people. He's a very good actor (as long as he isn't trying to do an American accent) and has pretty much kept his mouth shut, politically, so far as I know. I've never seen him do a role poorly.
Dream House was a really good movie, too, for those who haven't seen it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2017 12:39 AM (8gDQu)
https://tinyurl.com/y9w273nr
This one was apparently a mass e-mail blast throughout SOCOM from an instructor at Fort Bragg. The e-mail (which is quite long) complains about slipping standards and careerism at the Special Warfare Center and School.
Posted by: junior at November 30, 2017 12:40 AM (kCnM+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
yup. only reason i didn't mention her is because she mostly lurks. waves to apg
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:41 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:41 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2017 12:35 AM (ZgKFD)
I will express a preference for Luciana Paluzzi.
Posted by: Teenaged Miklos at November 30, 2017 12:41 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: junior at November 30, 2017 12:40 AM (kCnM+)
Doesn't surprise me after finding out we're graduating commies from West Point.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 12:42 AM (+azJs)
Evenin' bbd, Slapweasel.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 12:42 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2017 12:35 AM (ZgKFD)
They were both very gorgeous. Usually, it was hard to see anything else when Cyd Charisse was in the frame .. but that's why Dahlia Lavi was so amazing in that movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2017 12:43 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2017 12:43 AM (rnAwa)
Back in the old days, sometimes a teenaged girl would have to go away and come back with a "young sibling". That happened locally with a prominent family in the local town in one locally well-know case back in the '50s.
Daughter got knocked up around 16 or so, and her parents raised the baby girl as her "sister". Everybody knew, but the fiction was maintained for appearance's sake. I think the girl was told the truth much later, after she was grown, but I don't know for sure.
Legally, I don't know how it worked, but back then, I don't think there would be much of problem, really.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 30, 2017 12:44 AM (8O3HH)
Delicate, light on his feet like a dancer. Not quite a mincing poofster, but one does tend to watch the screen in suspicion that mincing is a viable hazard thereon.
Brosnan had not the weight of a Connery, nor even the despised Craig.
Brosnan was the WISPY, WILLOWY Bond, and that's simply just not Bond.
A 35 y/o Richard Burton would have been a formidable Bond.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2017 12:44 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November
Well, bill who and what did you owe him money for? usually trannies want to get paid up front, or that is what qdpsteve says anyway. //
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:44 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Teenaged Miklos at November 30, 2017 12:41 AM (zCyNd)
https://tinyurl.com/yc5kad83
Nice! Um, you probably do not want to google current images.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2017 12:44 AM (ZgKFD)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 30, 2017 12:45 AM (PUmDY)
want to get paid up front, or that is what qdpsteve says anyway. //
Pay attention, class. This is how you cast aspersions.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 12:46 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2017 12:44 AM (ZgKFD)
No doubt, she has also stopped Googling images of me.
Posted by: FormerlyTeenaged Miklos at November 30, 2017 12:46 AM (zCyNd)
I'm still there.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 12:47 AM (YdCt8)
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Nah, they just all have bananas in their pockets
Posted by: Jenny Hates Scarlet Fever at November 30, 2017 12:47 AM (T0U4K)
When I finish making my second billion I am going to found my own city and name it Electri.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:47 AM (MTjB1)
My vote goes to Bill Nye.
Posted by: Average Guy
Not of girls.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2017 12:05 AM (+lVUW)
It won't be Bill Nye just because the scandals are all about the creepy perverts harassing coworkers or subordinates.
If Bill Nye did anything it would be banging the mothers of kids that were watching his crappy show when it was on TV. Or later banging the grown up 20 somethings who watched his show and went to one of this dumb talks or book signings.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 12:47 AM (cAnNx)
want to get paid up front, or that is what qdpsteve says anyway. //
Pay attention, class. This is how you cast aspersions.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November
lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:49 AM (MTjB1)
Disgraced "Luv Gov" Eliot Spitzer likes to take long romantic walks - at the end of a leash, new court papers claim. The hooker-happy former governor's fetishes include a penchant for paying "young girls" to lead him around "on all fours" like a dog - and use kinky sex toys on him, former escort Svetlana Travis Zakharova alleged.
Woof.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2017 12:49 AM (0ogQG)
It is rough being the "Suicide Hotline" for The Horde.
I can't hang Christmas lights due to injury again this year and I'm feeling a bit down.
My Mother wants to kill my Father before he might kill her. ...yeah. I woke-up with that on my shoulders.
I'm ground-down to a nub.
homemadegravy71 at the Hooya Dot Com.
Thank You in advance.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 30, 2017 12:49 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 30, 2017 12:49 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 30, 2017 12:36 A
? que? como?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:38 AM (hscyr)
Shit, I'm not explaining that one. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 30, 2017 12:50 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2017 12:43 AM (rnAwa)
Skeptic's problem is that he doesn't have a coherent political philosophy. If you watch him enough you find all sorts of instances where he holds mutually exclusive positions. He was fine when his channel was about atheism, but once he wandered away from that it became clear he just doesn't put a lot of thought into politics. Or, alternatively, he's not very bright.
Sh0e is just after the lulz, for the most part, and she's got pretty good comedic timing.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 12:50 AM (+azJs)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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As an aside, Lavi had a very large dress closet. It was equipped with one of those motorized racks like dry cleaners have. You press a button and the dresses rotate around to allow a selection.
Nice place.
The house is for sale, $2.2 mil. Pics:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybp5tz2d
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2017 12:51 AM (5OO3x)
Back in the old days, sometimes a teenaged girl would have to go away and come back with a "young sibling". That happened locally with a prominent family in the local town in one locally well-know case back in the '50s.
Daughter got knocked up around 16 or so, and her parents raised the baby girl as her "sister". Everybody knew, but the fiction was maintained for appearance's sake. I think the girl was told the truth much later, after she was grown, but I don't know for sure.
Legally, I don't know how it worked, but back then, I don't think there would be much of problem, really.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 30, 2017 12:44 AM (8O3HH)
I imagine that the local doctor/family physician who performed the birth would be very understanding and fill out the birth certificate as requested.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 12:51 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Svetlana at November 30, 2017 12:51 AM (T0U4K)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 12:42 AM (IcT7t)
my feet are still trying to get into your wallet.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 12:52 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 30, 2017 12:52 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:47 AM (MTjB1)
Good luck-but them Zimbabwe dollars ain't what they used to be.
Posted by: Miklos is millionaire in Hryvna at November 30, 2017 12:53 AM (zCyNd)
The Weather Report composition.
Or "Portrait of Tracy"
Posted by: navybrat at November 30, 2017 12:53 AM (w7KSn)
Thank goodness. I thought it was a Matt Lauer cult for a second.
BTW, nice to see you, Jenny. Sorry to hear about the scarlet fever thing, but I'm sure your phone is happy the hate is finally pointed elsewhere.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 12:53 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 30, 2017 12:54 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Jenny Hates English English
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Righto, missy. How about 'knickers'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2017 12:54 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:54 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2017 12:54 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 12:55 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 12:46 AM (IcT7t)
Not on a truly professional level.
Posted by: Miklos is millionaire in Hryvna at November 30, 2017 12:56 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:56 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2017 12:54 AM (5OO3x)
That would imply that she was a lesbian golfer.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2017 12:56 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 30, 2017 12:56 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: The Molnar Agency at November 30, 2017 12:57 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 30, 2017 12:57 AM (mMeIQ)
It is rough being the "Suicide Hotline" for The Horde.
I can't hang Christmas lights due to injury again this year and I'm feeling a bit down.
My Mother wants to kill my Father before he might kill her. ...yeah. I woke-up with that on my shoulders.
I'm ground-down to a nub.
homemadegravy71 at the Hooya Dot Com.
Thank You in advance.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 30, 2017 12:49 AM (Ckg4U)
You got my email. Did miley give you my number?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 30, 2017 12:57 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November
toys for tits or tits for tots or something. search upthread for tits.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 12:58 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2017 12:58 AM (5OO3x)
Oh, they'll tell you I'm a fat stupid asshole who's always frantically clawing for attention, but that's just bullshit.
It's because I'm black.
Posted by: April Ryan at November 30, 2017 12:59 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:00 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Jenny Still Hates Her Phone at November 30, 2017 01:00 AM (T0U4K)
Oh, they'll tell you I'm a fat stupid asshole who's always frantically clawing for attention, but that's just bullshit.
It's because I'm black.
Posted by: April Ryan at November 30, 2017 12:59 AM (398bZ)
Preach it, sister.
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at November 30, 2017 01:00 AM (+azJs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2017 01:00 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2017 01:01 AM (ZgKFD)
Oh, they'll tell you I'm a fat stupid asshole who's always frantically clawing for attention, but that's just bullshit.
It's because I'm black.
Posted by: April Ryan at November 30, 2017 12:59 AM (398bZ)
Don't forget asking stupid questions.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 01:01 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 30, 2017 01:01 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 12:55 AM (IcT7t)
oh come on, opi costs less than a cocktail.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 01:01 AM (hscyr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2017 12:58 AM (5OO3x)
Was Triumph the warm-up comic?
Posted by: The Molnar recalls, vaguely at November 30, 2017 01:01 AM (zCyNd)
If I knew you could do that professionally I wouldn't have already had two careers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 01:01 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:01 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:02 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 12:51 AM (cAnNx)
Doctors used to routinely do a lot of stuff that would be considered sketchy today. For example, it was pretty common to refrain from telling grandma she had cancer. Why worry her?
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:02 AM (+azJs)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 30, 2017 01:03 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 30, 2017 01:01 AM (mMeIQ)
Like looking up the name Smith in the phone book, huh?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 30, 2017 01:03 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 12:55 AM (IcT7t)
oh come on, opi costs less than a cocktail.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November
he is simply angling for an opportunity to suck your old toe nail polish off.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:03 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 01:03 AM (hscyr)
God Bless You.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 30, 2017 01:03 AM (Ckg4U)
well I'm up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 30, 2017 01:03 AM (aMlLZ)
Yes, that's where it starts. It ends up with zombie Imelda Marcos going, "Girl, you got too many shoes."
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 01:04 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 01:01 AM (IcT7t)
Leave it for the ladies. All the real pros at aspersion casting are ladies.
Posted by: The Molnar has observed this at November 30, 2017 01:04 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:04 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 30, 2017 01:01 AM (mMeIQ)
Well, it is one of our more... passionate topics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2017 01:05 AM (ZgKFD)
I've heard of an acid tounge, but not acetone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 01:06 AM (IcT7t)
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Not a fan. Implies untoward and completely unproven things about certain basketball teams.
Other suggestions would be "unmentionables" and also not mentioning them.
Or just, like, underwear.
Posted by: Jenny Still Hates Her Phone at November 30, 2017 01:06 AM (T0U4K)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 01:06 AM (hscyr)
I categorically reject any such allegation! Now polish, slave-boy!
Posted by: zombie Imelda marcos at November 30, 2017 01:07 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November
wait a minute now. your dad was a Marine. Toys for Tots is a Marine thing. You just want lots of Marines rubbing their lips, never mind
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:07 AM (MTjB1)
I'll leave my email in the Nic and I'll get your number from there.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 30, 2017 01:08 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 30, 2017 12:52 AM (H5knJ)
++++
Yes. It's one of those films that does a lot stylistically. Lots of camera and editing stuff, but very well done. And, unlike much of Ritchie's stuff, it had an actual story that was interesting and made sense.
The scene where Craig is taken up on the under-construction high-rise would be an example, or the sequence where he kills Jimmy, which had some interesting audio to go along with the visuals.
Very watchable.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 30, 2017 01:08 AM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 01:06 AM (hscyr)
Well, it does have a certain ring to it. Or bounce, anyway.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:08 AM (+azJs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November
hiyo!
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:08 AM (MTjB1)
Is there hope for me?
Posted by: Cassius Menses at November 30, 2017 01:09 AM (398bZ)
I'll leave my email in the Nic and I'll get your number from there.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 30, 2017 01:08 AM (Ckg4U)
Check your email.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 30, 2017 01:09 AM (aMlLZ)
Ever since my iPhone upgrade (will I ever learn to just refuse those), I have been unable to get this site to accept apostrophes or quotation marks. (It has been a writing exercise to get around that, believe me)
Thoughts on getting me back to the land of is-apostrophe-not?
Posted by: Shopgirl: Daniel Craig was #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 01:10 AM (jrxFC)
Ever since my iPhone upgrade (will I ever learn to just refuse those), I have been unable to get this site to accept apostrophes or quotation marks. (It has been a writing exercise to get around that, believe me)
Thoughts on getting me back to the land of is-apostrophe-not?
Posted by: Shopgirl: Daniel Craig was #raisedRoyal at November
Do you have access to tools?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:11 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Shopgirl: Daniel Craig was #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 01:10 AM (jrxFC)
Stop "Smart Quotes" or "Smart Punctuation" in your preferences.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 30, 2017 01:11 AM (8gDQu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:12 AM (MTjB1)
Out of morbid curiosity I just looked her up. She's... still alive, and is a sitting congresswoman in the PI House of Representatives.
They elected that woman to congress?
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:12 AM (+azJs)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 01:03 AM (hscyr)
I need a vacation.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 01:13 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 01:04 AM (IcT7t)
i just want these. you know you want to see their fabulousness on my feet:
http://us.christianlouboutin.com/us_en/shop/women/bianca-booty.html
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 01:13 AM (SzDRo)
Out of morbid curiosity I just looked her up. She's... still alive, and is a sitting congresswoman in the PI House of Representatives.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November
Is that like the waffle house?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:13 AM (MTjB1)
is a sitting congresswoman in the PI House of Representatives.
I did not know that. I figured she would have died after tripping on a broken shoe heel by now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 01:15 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:15 AM (MTjB1)
Out of morbid curiosity I just looked her up. She's... still alive, and is a sitting congresswoman in the PI House of Representatives.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November
Is that like the waffle house?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:13 AM (MTjB1)
She probably gets the senior discount at 88.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:15 AM (+azJs)
Out of morbid curiosity I just looked her up. She's... still alive, and is a sitting congresswoman in the PI House of Representatives.
They elected that woman to congress?
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:12 AM (+azJs)
Well, we got Maxine waters, bela Pelosi, rhinestone cowgirl, Hillary, Pocahontas, etc
The stupid is world wide.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 30, 2017 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)
They elected that woman to congress?
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Most everyone in politics is corrupt over there. I've heard from Filipinos that Aquino, the woman who replaced Marcos, was just as bad in her own way (within the new limits on her power that Marcos never had). So it doesn't surprise me all that much. She's probably cleaner than a lot of the people in the PI congress.
Posted by: junior at November 30, 2017 01:16 AM (kCnM+)
And good man, Berserker.
I'd reach out to Slap but I am not the ray of light I may seem from my whimsical commenting...
Stay strong Weasel.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 01:17 AM (YdCt8)
Ever since my iPhone upgrade (will I ever learn to just refuse those), I have been unable to get this site to accept apostrophes or quotation marks. (It has been a writing exercise to get around that, believe me)
Thoughts on getting me back to the land of is-apostrophe-not?
Posted by: Shopgirl: Daniel Craig was #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 01:10 AM (jrxFC)
Settings - General - keyboards- turn off smart punctuation.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 01:17 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Jenny Still Hates Her Phone at November 30, 2017 01:17 AM (T0U4K)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:07 AM (MTjB1)
added bonus. little kids get toys for christmas, i get to sexually sssault Marines with my boobs.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 01:17 AM (hscyr)
Those have a built in foot massager in each shoe or something? At that price, they should.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 01:18 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 01:13 AM (cAnNx)
With any luck you'll get summoned by a hot Coven in French Polynesia.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 01:18 AM (YdCt8)
http://us.christianlouboutin.com/us_en/shop/women/bianca-booty.html
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November
Would have thought you were more the New Very Prive type of girl
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:18 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November
LOL win, win, win
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:19 AM (MTjB1)
The stupid is world wide.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 30, 2017 01:16 AM (aMlLZ)
That's true.
Ah, Crazy Maxine. I thought she was in trouble when she went all-in on the CIA crack story and it turned out to be phony, but she just powered on through like nobody told her. And it worked.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:19 AM (+azJs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 01:18 AM (IcT7t)
I think they come with the Paolo's private number.
Posted by: Miklos hears things at November 30, 2017 01:19 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jenny Still Hates Her Phone at November 30, 2017 01:19 AM (T0U4K)
Go to your Settings (grey gear-like icon); select General; then select Keyboard; then toggle off Smart Punctuation.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 30, 2017 01:19 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November
Prepare bayonets!
Posted by: Toddy for Tits at November 30, 2017 01:20 AM (zCyNd)
I actually dated a girl who had the cutest little Wiccan roomate when I was a Freshman in College.
We used to play Axis and Allies. I had a huge crush on her.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 01:20 AM (YdCt8)
I think they come with the Paolo's private number.
Posted by: Miklos hears things at November 30, 2017 01:19 AM (zCyNd)
Damn, we've gotten a lot of mileage out of a guy who probably never even existed.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:21 AM (+azJs)
Go to your Settings (grey gear-like icon); select General; then select Keyboard; then toggle off Smart Punctuation.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November
That's right. Toggle it back and forth, back and forth. Faster and faster. Keep toggling. Toggle! Duck!
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:21 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 01:20 AM (YdCt
I hope you still destroyed her fleet on the first turn, even so.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:22 AM (+azJs)
Forget it, Jake. It's Hordetown.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 01:23 AM (IcT7t)
Awesome.
And yes. I like a petulant girl. And that would usually do it.
You might even get a full blown foot stamp if you pulled it off.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 01:24 AM (YdCt8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:24 AM (MTjB1)
And me, stuck out here in the boondocks, with a data-capped cell connection. Oh, well, there's always tomorrow somewhere else.
Posted by: mindful webworker's digital nightmare at November 30, 2017 01:24 AM (ftdxp)
I actually dated a girl who had the cutest little Wiccan roomate when I was a Freshman in College.
We used to play Axis and Allies. I had a huge crush on her.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 01:20 AM (YdCt
I suspect most cute wiccan's stop being wiccan's sometime in college. She's probably a minister's wife now.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 01:25 AM (cAnNx)
'So like "hex" kinda rhymes with "sex"....and um..yeah,, all the Luftwaffe on Southern Europe..uh wanna roll some dice?'
Posted by: your turn, ally at November 30, 2017 01:26 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:26 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:18 AM (MTjB1)
meh. pigalle's are better. and i can't remember the name but he made these fabulous black peep toe sling backs with a bow. omg still want those.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 01:27 AM (hscyr)
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As if her constituents will ever vote her out of office.
Posted by: junior at November 30, 2017 01:28 AM (kCnM+)
That sounds better than those mini-boot heel things.
I don't get those.
Needs Moar Boot.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 01:29 AM (YdCt8)
Posted by: junior at November
Like they voted her in.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:29 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: mindful webworker's non-PC attitude dude at November 30, 2017 01:30 AM (ftdxp)
The pervasiveness of Comrade Barry's agenda......how it seeped in and permutates and continually manifests itself.....to this day, (and for the foreseeable future).....is Mindbogglin.
When Matt (I assfucked Under Age Russian Girls) Taibbi's perspective is On HBO.......under the guise of "An Authority"......
Fuck.
Although, seein them piss an moan about the, GLORIOUS, AB-SO-FUCKIN-LUTLEY MAGNIFICENT WIN!!!!!!!!
Smiles Galore y'all......
Btw, (worthwhile in parts, IF your filter is strong enough)....
Rolling Stone: Stories From the Edge
And......Comrade Barry's quote (recording) towards the End......Racism at it's most Divisive.
08-16.......Racist in Chief.
The FUCKIN irony/hypocrisy.......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 30, 2017 01:31 AM (HVt0H)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:31 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: mindful webworker's non-PC attitude dude at November 30, 2017 01:30 AM (ftdxp)
Now, hold on there, you greenhorn hornswoggler!
Posted by: Gabby Hayes at November 30, 2017 01:32 AM (zCyNd)
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The Paolo, he comes and goes, and is not seen a again.
Posted by: Paolo at November 30, 2017 01:33 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Shopgirl: Daniel Craig was #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 01:33 AM (jrxFC)
Did you drink out of Svens glass or something?
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 01:33 AM (YdCt8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:08 AM (MTjB1)
*Holding envelope to forehead*
- Catie Couric...
- A Sex Toy...
- What Matt Lauer's wife needs for all that cash after the divorce...
Posted by: Zombie Carnac at November 30, 2017 01:33 AM (wf3RQ)
A skull and crossbones.
Or maybenthe Ghostbusters logo.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at November 30, 2017 01:34 AM (0oR+H)
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As if her constituents will ever vote her out of office.
Posted by: junior at November 30, 2017 01:28 AM (kCnM+)
If they didn't vote her out after that she's gonna die in office.
I think we should just bow to reality and put a white horse in the Senate.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:34 AM (+azJs)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2017 01:34 AM (YdCt8)
- A Sex Toy...
- What Matt Lauer's wife needs for all that cash after the divorce...
Posted by: Zombie Carnac at November 30, 2017 01:33 AM (wf3RQ)
Name A Skank, A Prank, And A Tank
Posted by: Zombie Carnac at November 30, 2017 01:34 AM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 30, 2017 01:35 AM (P8FeH)
Posted by: Tom "T-Bone" Stankus at November 30, 2017 01:36 AM (+azJs)
Posted by: redc1c4
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You were Army, right?
Posted by: Paolo at November 30, 2017 01:37 AM (9tO1t)
I assume this means that somewhere on the other side of the world, another Shopgirl is suddenly unable to post exclamation points.
One nice thing: all this forced-no-apostrophes dilemma has given me a new I-don't-have-a-lesson-plan-today, lesson.
Posted by: Shopgirl: Daniel Craig was #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 01:37 AM (jrxFC)
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only the panties, the sheets mattress are witness to the coming going.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 30, 2017 01:37 AM (P8FeH)
Posted by: Noam Chomsky at November 30, 2017 01:37 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Paolo at November 30, 2017 01:37 AM (9tO1t)|
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yes, Cavalry.
Gidiap, bitch.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 30, 2017 01:39 AM (P8FeH)
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only the panties, the sheets mattress are witness to the coming going.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 30, 2017 01:37 AM (P8FeH)
That reminds me of an old joke for expats in Japan. In Japanese you would cry out "I'm going!" instead of "I'm coming" in the throes of passion. This is actually true.
The joke being when an American and a Japanese person are having sex they don't know if they're coming or going.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:41 AM (+azJs)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 01:42 AM (cAnNx)
The BODIES! The BLOOD! THE GRUE! You missed it all.
Be glad.
Posted by: mindful webworker's gruesome grew some at November 30, 2017 01:42 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: redc1c4
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Well tits for tots is the most significant until now. Suppose ShopGirl trying to toggle one out is good.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:43 AM (MTjB1)
It is the same in Hungarian. One goes, one does not arrive.
Posted by: Miklos, the unaccredited linguist at November 30, 2017 01:43 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: mindful webworker's gruesome grew some at November 30, 2017 01:42 AM (ftdxp)
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well, ignorance IS bliss...
i night as well join the happy people.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 30, 2017 01:44 AM (P8FeH)
For what it's worth.....The Hunter S Thompson and Ice-T parts of the Doc are really quite entertaining/enlightening.......
I was hoping for an "Almost Famous" typa Doc......which would've been waaaaay Fuckin Better.
However, for Rock Music Fan's, that grew up with Rolling Stone.....it's Worth a Watch.
How Demented Ideology FUCKED a Really Great Idea would be a better name for it.......
At times like this, I think of Starship Troopers......CITIZENS should only be Those able to Cast Votes......everyone else is a Civilian(No Vote)........And must abide by the decisions that Those That DO Make.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 30, 2017 01:45 AM (HVt0H)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:43 AM (MTjB1)
alright! a new euphemism for fapping!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 01:45 AM (hscyr)
It is the same in Hungarian. One goes, one does not arrive.
Posted by: Miklos, the unaccredited linguist at November
Well duh, you finished now you are leaving.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:45 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:45 AM (MTjB1)
Not me. I just go right to sleep.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:47 AM (+azJs)
Gidiap, bitch.
Posted by: redc1c4
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It was just a cheap shot at the typo 'sub treads'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2017 01:47 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 30, 2017 01:47 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:43 AM (MTjB1)
alright! a new euphemism for fapping!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 01:45 AM (hscyr)
Hopefully that addresses the great "euphemism for fapping" shortage we've been having.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:48 AM (+azJs)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 30, 2017 01:49 AM (mMeIQ)
It's well past Midnight here in Central America.
So, I'm up to no good.
https://youtu.be/ZeDtmbt4JS4
I can't see it. Enjoy it for me.
Adios, bonus nachos, sayonara, and aw revwaw.
Posted by: mindful webworker's long wokka wokka at November 30, 2017 01:49 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:47 AM (+azJs)
oh...you're one of those.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 01:50 AM (hscyr)
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no... really?
me love you LONG time GI!
no shit!
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 30, 2017 01:50 AM (P8FeH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2017 01:43 AM (MTjB1)
alright! a new euphemism for fapping!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 01:45 AM (hscyr)
Definitely a euphemism for females.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 01:51 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:47 AM (+azJs)
oh...you're one of those.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 01:50 AM (hscyr)
Heh. Sometimes I don't even roll off.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:51 AM (+azJs)
Posted by: Rufus T Fryfly at November 30, 2017 01:52 AM (P8FeH)
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 01:48 AM (+azJs)
Until further notice, funding for the Obama administration's "Inclusive Euphemisms for Fapping" initiative is suspended.
Citizens may direct comments to Mr. Conyers, and/or his "ranking member".
Posted by: Mick Mulvaney at November 30, 2017 01:52 AM (zCyNd)
I'm assuming you're talking about the Rolling Stone doc that's on now.
I watched some of it and it's maddenly schizophrenic. There's the whole our brains chose Hillary when our heart was Bernie bit that's all schadenfreudtastic, but that only goes so far.
Then there's the constant Dylan soundtrack which is perfect because Dylan is imprinted on me like scales on a lizard and they're going Blood on the Tracks which is *my* album (Blonde on Blonde is what you're supposed to pick) so it's like they have a map to my sweet spot.
Well, they should have a map to my sweet spot. They helped create it.
There's just something about this doc that won't let me roll around in my post-boomer nostalgia and enjoy it, so I had to stop.
One in the same vein that totally works is Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead, about National Lampoon. That one totally got it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2017 01:53 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 02:02 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 02:02 AM (cAnNx)
you bastard!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 02:04 AM (hscyr)
There was a big change of command ceremony at Fort Hood where the old and new leaders came in on horses. They dismounted and the ceremony went as usual, with the new and old leadership smiling to a degree that is unsettling. They left on their horses, and just as the old Sergeant Major left the field his horse lifted his tail and left a pile. A perfect metaphor.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2017 02:05 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 30, 2017 02:06 AM (FUu/Z)
You can all smile now, I'm going. No, not in the Japanese sense.
Tchuss!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 02:06 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 30, 2017 02:07 AM (mMeIQ)
Tchuss!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2017 02:06 AM (IcT7t)
Do you eat jagerschnitzel with chopsticks?
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 30, 2017 02:09 AM (zCyNd)
Unless Sven has Top Shelf moonshine....then No.
However, the RACIST nature of Comrade Barry's ideology is Evident.
Fundamental, circa 1950's Stalinist "enlightenment" still on display today.
I feel that here AoS,.....I can call a "Spade" a "Spade" without being demonized.
The Origins of The Tactics Used......exemplifies/explains/illustrates the inherent INSANITY of Said ideology is worthwhile.
To many folks today focus on the NOW.......an don't Understand HOW it's come to this.
Playbook, seen again, again, again, again.........
Shapin Perception is THE WAR.
Nothing New......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 30, 2017 02:09 AM (HVt0H)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 30, 2017 02:10 AM (hscyr)
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i was 1/18th Cav, so only the best/wurst parts stuck to me... along with the Stetson. and only on weekends and sucky 2 +/- week vacations.
Posted by: Rufus T Fryfly at November 30, 2017 02:13 AM (IY3e2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2017 02:16 AM (fuK7c)
I'm typing and hitting "post". Is anyone else? No!
I'm just going to trust that y'all are thanking me for my sacrifice.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2017 02:23 AM (fuK7c)
I'm just going to trust that y'all are thanking me for my sacrifice.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2017 02:23 AM (fuK7c)
MiklosBot release 2.2.394.1 never sleep. Also having prefect English, not like stupid Russian.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 30, 2017 02:26 AM (zCyNd)
Well, I know who you are and I'm writing it all down on a list.
A List, dammit!
Now, who has my strawberries?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2017 02:27 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: the cabin boys, who also have bright scintillating content at November 30, 2017 02:30 AM (zCyNd)
Your cold, digital, pre-programmed, inhuman comfort is better than no comfort at all.
*snuggles up to router*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2017 02:30 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 30, 2017 02:31 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 02:32 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 30, 2017 02:30 AM (fuK7c)
Router is MINE!
*does competitor's car have electronics accessible to botserver*
Posted by: the cabin boys, who also have bright scintillating content at November 30, 2017 02:33 AM (zCyNd)
https://youtu.be/1UZqfU4Ei8A
David Horowitz getting angry isn't as good as Pat Caddell getting angry, but it's pretty good. He doesn't get angry here but the moral clarity is wonderful.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2017 02:34 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2017 02:36 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 02:32 AM (cAnNx)
It was my understanding that there would be no pants, britches, or similar required for this class
Posted by: Miklos, in a blonde wig at November 30, 2017 02:37 AM (zCyNd)
It was my understanding that there would be no pants, britches, or similar required for this class
I like the "breeches" spelling of britches.
Posted by: the sock who is using a sock so as not to keep being blamed for killing the thread sock at November 30, 2017 02:41 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: the sock who totally didn't kill the thread it's just 0300 and threads always die now and it's not m at November 30, 2017 02:54 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Matt Laurer at November 30, 2017 03:21 AM (bc2Lc)
Ha Ha. Teacher doing cocaine. Where is that? Indiana? I'm from Indiana. What dirtbag place? Lake County? Heh, I'm from Lake county. I bet it's Gary. Lake Central? You have to be fucking kidding me.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2017 03:23 AM (QmDAH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2017 03:24 AM (QmDAH)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Posted by: Rhett Botulism at November 30, 2017 03:47 AM (CRLBR)
809 I won the game tonight. A patients discharged from my ER.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2017 03:24 AM (QmDAH)
Having been in ER lockdown, you have my gratitude!
Posted by: Dr. Klahn at November 30, 2017 03:48 AM (e1mEI)
http://nyti.ms/2AlT2gL
I can think of no better endorsement for it...
Posted by: The Overly-Taxed Hat at November 30, 2017 04:02 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 04:06 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: The Disparate Hat at November 30, 2017 04:12 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Alec Rawls at November 30, 2017 04:12 AM (AphMS)
Here is the album Sleep's Holy Mountain by Sleep:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My8T8vTYaZ8
Posted by: The Sleep Hat at November 30, 2017 04:31 AM (itfg0)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 04:39 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Rufus T Fryfly at November 30, 2017 04:54 AM (IY3e2)
"jfc what does it take to hold on to a news cycle in that country?" - Kim Jong Un
Posted by: Shopgirl: Daniel Craig was #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 04:58 AM (jrxFC)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 04:59 AM (jrxFC)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 05:01 AM (jrxFC)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 05:01 AM (jrxFC)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 05:02 AM (jrxFC)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 05:03 AM (jrxFC)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 05:04 AM (jrxFC)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 05:04 AM (jrxFC)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 05:05 AM (jrxFC)
The UN should not be allowed to adjudicate matters like this. It's all a joke anyway. They're also accusing Myanmar of similar "crimes" (also against Muslims), but they're not going to do anything. No one should have to submit to their authority.
Posted by: Stepford Republican at November 30, 2017 05:09 AM (CRLBR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 30, 2017 05:11 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Hillary @ 5am at November 30, 2017 05:16 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 04:06 AM (aC6Sd)
Don't let them know that, or else they'll try to use reverse psychology on you.
Posted by: Stepford Republican at November 30, 2017 05:19 AM (CRLBR)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 04:06 AM (aC6Sd)
Their "every day is opposite day" worldview is a progressive condition that has reached the point where if they're opposed to something, we should give it some thought.
Everything they desire is a means of building our very own hell on Earth, and unless we can absolutely be sure it's innocuous, we should at this point default to "Hell No!" as our standard response.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 30, 2017 05:23 AM (J+mig)
Thank you for "talking me off the ledge".
I love my Sisters and Brothers.
You are Beautiful People.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 30, 2017 05:24 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 05:30 AM (jrxFC)
*sulks*
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal
Walks in. Looks around.
You moved my chair!
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 05:44 AM (8ikIW)
Since Trump! is not a drinker, is it BYO?
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 05:54 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: BJ Cliton at November 30, 2017 05:57 AM (GmNk9)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 05:59 AM (jrxFC)
It's behind the light-up Santa Cactus now.
Eh. Not too bad. At least I get a reading light out of it.
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 06:01 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: ProgTard MFM Snowflaking TantrumBabies at November 30, 2017 06:02 AM (GmNk9)
Posted by: Stepford Republican at November 30, 2017 06:07 AM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Stepford Republican at November 30, 2017 06:10 AM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Matt Lauer's rape button at November 30, 2017 06:12 AM (UW4Uc)
Oddly enough, I was in London yesterday, Camden Town, not a single goat raping child mutilating Terrorist of Peace was seen.
But other trips, yes, they are there, oh yes, they are there... waiting... watching...
London and a couple other places are lost, the entire country is failing. If there is something there you want to see, do it now, while you can. Already there are many calls to dynamite the castles (Crusader Privilege), Stonehenge (Druid Privilege) and most of the museums (Western Imperialism Privilege) etc.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 30, 2017 06:14 AM (GmNk9)
Posted by: Matt Lauer's rape button
Back in the old days of SNL, I could just see Dan Ackroyd doing a Popiel wireless rape button commercial this weekend.
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 06:16 AM (8ikIW)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2017 06:17 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 30, 2017 06:19 AM (lQuMf)
I want to apologize to you for not saying good night the other day. Yes, it was the middle of the night, but that is not an excuse. When I see a thread the next morning after I sign off, you usually give me a nice good night comment.
And yet I did not. I will work harder to find some social niceties, as you bring some class to the Horde.
*Drags Neanderthalic knuckles to work prep chores.*
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2017 06:22 AM (hyuyC)
A devotional from the Brooklyn Tabernacle:
https://tinyurl.com/y8rhs3qq
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2017 06:23 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2017 06:24 AM (yM/Yl)
Ah, the really scary one has arrived. A great Old One from the outer cosmos.
Everyone make a saving throw for sanity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2017 06:24 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2017 06:25 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2017 06:27 AM (hyuyC)
https://tinyurl.com/y82fmurv
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I don't have a dog, but from it's smile he's saying, "Why aren't we doing this all the time?"
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 06:31 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2017 06:24 AM (hyuyC)
YEAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Howard Dean at November 30, 2017 06:31 AM (g6yUI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2017 06:31 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 06:32 AM (6bmev)
https://tinyurl.com/ycb9fwvp
If you're a praying person, pray for South Korea. With the nutcase in the North they are probably worried right now,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2017 06:34 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2017 06:34 AM (KTIh5)
Posted by: Zombie Adolph Caesar at November 30, 2017 06:34 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Nice video. I laughed at the ones that had to tie it onto themselves first, then give it back to him. I cannot tie a tie looking in the mirror. I've had people ask me to tie theirs, and I've had to do the same thing.
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 06:40 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 06:41 AM (ylUqT)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 30, 2017 06:14 AM
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This cannot be stressed enough. Last time I was in Europe was September, 2015 at the height of the "refugee" crisis. What a nightmare. We went to visit son in the USAF, and drove a ring around Germany, hitting Belgium, France, Switzerland, Austria, and ending up at Oktoberfest in Munich.
Had to do two detours in Austria (3-4 hours each!) due to "migrants" on the roads. And the train station in Munich had hundreds, maybe thousands, of "refugees" walled off in one section, apparently awaiting transport to other areas.
And I would suggest that the "doner meat" restaurants outnumber the German ones by about five to one. Check that---ten to one.
Have absolutely no plans to go back.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 30, 2017 06:42 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man
Maybe you need the romp outside, and give the dogs coffee.
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 06:43 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 06:43 AM (ylUqT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2017 06:44 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: IrishEi
Poop!! I was last in Germany in 2007. I was hoping to go back now that I'm retired. After watching the BS going on, I think I'll stay here.
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 06:44 AM (8ikIW)
If hispanic officials can violate federal law just so they can favor other hispanics, then I guess whites are allowed to do the same thing.
Posted by: Stepford Republican at November 30, 2017 06:44 AM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 06:43 AM (8ikIW)
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I'd check with my wife, because this sounds like a great idea, but she's out of town.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 06:45 AM (ylUqT)
She'd probably frown on all of the sniffing anyway.
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 06:46 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Where in the world is Matt Lauer's dildo? at November 30, 2017 06:47 AM (Tyii7)
I've had people ask me to tie theirs, and I've had to do the same thing.
Posted by: Bruce
____________________
Huma and I sometimes tie each other up. Is that pretty much the same thing?
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 30, 2017 06:49 AM (lQuMf)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 06:51 AM (ylUqT)
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton
Pretty much. But, when I do it, there isn't a soiled Depends to contend with
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 06:51 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 06:51 AM (ylUqT)
Little Marco is going to make a play right in the middle of all this 'sexual outing'? Either brilliant strategy to get it behind him or the dumbest thing I ever heard of.
If that guy hasn't got a closet full of pissed off bimbos then I'm not an actual tractor seat salesman.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 06:57 AM (ajiE5)
Seriously, they use the word "secret" in the headline. Sort of like saying "Is 538 Secretly Dumb Beyond All Comprehension?"
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7tod2az
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 06:57 AM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2017 06:59 AM (KTIh5)
~~~~~
Some friends did a river cruise on the Rhine last year and had a great time. I think it's kinda pricey, but that might be the way to go if you can swing it
Posted by: IrishEi at November 30, 2017 06:59 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 06:59 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 06:51 AM (ylUqT)
As an independent? New party? Else it does not make sense.
Posted by: Stepford Republican at November 30, 2017 06:59 AM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Stepford Republican
The "Always Stay Hydrated" party
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 07:02 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 07:03 AM (EyPfd)
I think I just saw a headline that's scarlet fever or something is making a comeback in the UK. Now I wonder why that would suddenly pop up all of the sudden.
Posted by: Matt Lauer's rape button at November 30, 2017 07:03 AM (JOAQ4)
The NFL fools don't understand-There Is No End Game! There Never Was An End Game!
Posted by: Case at November 30, 2017 07:03 AM (ZgKFD)
This we need to fix.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 07:04 AM (ylUqT)
Or he figures since he doesn't have to go up against Jeb this time, Trump! is ready to be taken down in a primary
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 07:04 AM (8ikIW)
Awww, poor baybee.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 30, 2017 07:05 AM (hMwEB)
Awww, poor baybee.
At his age, how long of a timeout is he supposed to have?
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 07:06 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 30, 2017 07:06 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 30, 2017 07:08 AM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Bruce
I looked it up, he should get a 59 minute timeout.
So he's done his time, let him back on the air!!
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 07:08 AM (8ikIW)
Other than to mediate disputes between States ... I fail to see the need for a Federal Judiciary at all.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 30, 2017 07:08 AM (fiGNd)
Is there a contest for who can give the best non-apology for the sexual stuff? There's some good stuff so far but no clear winner. They all seem to be reading from the same script.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 07:08 AM (ajiE5)
You probably need to update your NSA spyware.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2017 07:09 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IrishEi
Sometimes, right before JJ springs the Morning Report on us, he clears his throat, and toggles all the switches. Makes the site hiccup a bit.
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 07:09 AM (8ikIW)
Now Imagonna turn off the Adblock Plus, and see how it changes.
BRB
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 07:10 AM (EyPfd)
Then again, if I'd just been denied leave over the holidays by my employer, I might just glitch that ol' app to make it look like the company had done it. My union might even know, a little bit, that I'd done that, before the grievance.
On my workroom floor, there was a clipboard. THE clipboard, and you signed out a chit when you took your turn, to show who'd handled it last.
Somebody wants a self-driving car. Psssh. We can't trust self-flushing toilets.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 30, 2017 07:10 AM (H5rtT)
All is right with the world.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 07:11 AM (ylUqT)
I apologize for all the vile, wicked, despicable things I did not get the chance to do to Cynthia Gibb back in her day.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 30, 2017 07:11 AM (fiGNd)
awesome
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 30, 2017 07:11 AM (hMwEB)
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Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 07:14 AM (ylUqT)
I just do the new dealer at the table move. Then show my hands to the house camera. I'm good to go.
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 07:14 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 06:51 AM (ylUqT)
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Geez, is it that little Marco can't learn, or that he won't learn?
What a tool.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2017 07:15 AM (fqUgw)
This we need to fix.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 07:04 AM (ylUqT)
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Yes. Allowing for people in power to be unaccountable is never a good idea. Such people going bad isn't just a possibility, it's a certainty.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2017 07:15 AM (/qEW2)
Is there a contest for who can give the best non-apology for the sexual stuff?
I don't think these mama's boys and flakes are going to have anything that will flop on the bar next to Ace's many variants on That Thing That May or May Not Have Happened in Your Mouth, Again.
As non-apologies go, that one has nothing to apologize for.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 30, 2017 07:15 AM (H5rtT)
That's some classic Ace right there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 07:17 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 07:17 AM (ylUqT)
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I'm sorry if you feel offended by my pervy perversions, and I am willing to spend the next month in a luxurious resort in Arizona to prove how genuine my remorse is!
Posted by: Apologies "R" Us at November 30, 2017 07:18 AM (fqUgw)
Nope. Two beers and it starts playing in the bar, everybody is singing.
Or get throwed out
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 07:18 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 30, 2017 07:19 AM (mpXpK)
It just demonstrates that everyone in the business is in on this shit and no one really cares about it until it's exposed, then they all have to jump on the PC train.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2017 07:19 AM (UaOJc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 07:20 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Apologies "R" Us
If I was still working, that would be a great one to pull on HR.
So, how doe this work, do my checks get sent to the resort, or.....?
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 07:20 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
And like everyplace else, it was a well known secret is the protection bubble his cohosts will use to deflect it away.
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 07:21 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 07:22 AM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2017 07:20 AM (EyPfd)
Best comment:
"I just picked up Geraldo Rivera from the waiver wire in my fantasy sexual harassment league."
Geraldo's statement looks like he's got some skeletons in his closet.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 07:23 AM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2017 07:24 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 30, 2017 07:24 AM (H5rtT)
about how sorry they were for poor ole Matt and how sorry they were all
those wymenz that he assaulted.
And not one bit of shame or remorse for their years of hypocrisy - they were enabling Matt Lauer while screaming about a #WarOnWomen, "binders full of women," "pussy grabbing." etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 07:24 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2017 07:25 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 30, 2017 07:14 AM
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I'm on a brand new laptop. Literally one day old.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 30, 2017 07:26 AM (HiDrR)
He is asking for consent beforehand. No Democrat would.
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at November 30, 2017 07:27 AM (ELdRq)
Posted by: Ripley at November 30, 2017 07:30 AM (MxEKc)
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