It's Official: Ivy League Students Are Children

Princeton issues guidelines for 'Consent on the Dance Floor'

I remember playing Spin-The-Bottle in 6th grade and being chosen to kiss some girl I couldn't stand, and who couldn't stand me. You know what we did? Nothing. Just passed on the turn. We didn't need rules or posters or hashtags.

We were apparently more adult at the age of 11 than the worthless babies at Princeton.

Do they need rules and guidelines and life coaches and directions on how to do everything? Where is the instruction manual for masturbation or wiping one's ass or tying one's shoelaces?

Part of growing up is learning how to navigate the complexities of society. And the best and fastest way to do that is to try and fail and observe and follow the leads of others and, most important, not follow the leads of others!

But this crop of elitists are sheep. They don't think for themselves, they don't observe the world around them, and they bring nothing of value to society around them.

Posted by: CBD at 06:20 PM

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1 I'll go get the corgis

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 06:20 PM (gEvQ8)

2 We truly live in stupid times.

Posted by: Bosk at November 24, 2017 06:20 PM (fjMEv)

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2017 06:21 PM (14URa)

4

And dancing is stupid.

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2017 06:22 PM (Sfs6o)

5 Someone is joking; this can't be real.

Posted by: one-eyed cat peepin' in the seafood store at November 24, 2017 06:22 PM (/sTHK)

6 Dances were just an excuse to go get ripped.

Posted by: Bosk at November 24, 2017 06:23 PM (fjMEv)

7 5
Someone is joking; this can't be real.

Posted by: one-eyed cat peepin' in the seafood store at November 24, 2017 06:22 PM (/sTHK)
Very little is, any more.

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2017 06:23 PM (14URa)

8 Hook em Horns! Everyone survive Black F'n Friday?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 24, 2017 06:23 PM (BtQd4)

9 They have gone full South Park.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 06:23 PM (g4lFK)

10 Freak show
Baby Baby
On the dance floor

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 06:24 PM (GsAUU)

11 You passed? They would have to have been pretty freaky for me not to have kissed them. Like waxed mustache freaky.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 24, 2017 06:24 PM (60v4h)

12 Oh good. I needed to be reminded that I'm so glad I'm old.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 24, 2017 06:24 PM (3myMJ)

13 It was kind of hard for me to do something inappropriate at the high school dance, being as I was standing against a wall staring at my shoes.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 24, 2017 06:24 PM (nBr1j)

14 Black F'n Friday?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 24, 2017 06:23 PM (BtQd4)
Went to the local for a couple of hours, had a couple of $1.50 beers, came home. Worked out just grand, made a couple of new friends.

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)

15 Mooks actually pay to attend these so-called institutions of higher learning.

What a racket.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 24, 2017 06:24 PM (nUkMr)

16 "Is that a bra you're wearing, or are you expecting an assassination attempt?"

Posted by: Tripper at November 24, 2017 06:25 PM (YFnq5)

17 Twerk it out, baby. Shake it like it's on fire. Too much?

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2017 06:25 PM (zLDYs)

18 You're not allowed to dance with a boy until you're 30.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 24, 2017 06:25 PM (GsAUU)

19 We won't survive the invasion.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 06:25 PM (g4lFK)

20 I just saw this 2 minutes ago

Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2017 06:25 PM (aC6Sd)

21 I really enjoyed dancing at the cowboy bars, but since I've been married to Mrs. Old Blue, I don't go anymore. I love the woman to death, but she has two left feet and absolutely no sense of rhythm. She's good for about thirty seconds then starts dancing to her own drummer. She's still the bestest wifey ever, but she just can't dance.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 06:26 PM (gEvQ8)

22 We're raising a generation of pseudo-autistics, who cannot navigate interpersonal relations because our 'intellectuals' have turned it all into an absurd mess.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 24, 2017 06:26 PM (oVJmc)

23 Grab your partner
Swing 'er round
Now doe see doe
And don't touch her again or it's a lawsuit.

Posted by: Manos at November 24, 2017 06:26 PM (UdKB7)

24 Every time I hear the words "Life Coach" I piss myself laughing.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2017 06:26 PM (BuwEv)

25 protected sheep are far easier to lead off a cliff.

Posted by: talgus at November 24, 2017 06:27 PM (8RQER)

26 You know why I can't dance?

Guilty feet have got no rhythm!!!!

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 06:27 PM (GsAUU)

27 And here I thought consent only meant a warm body.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 06:27 PM (g4lFK)

28 If Bill would have asked Hillary instead of just getting down to business would we have been spared President Chelsea?

Posted by: torabora in the Stupid Future at November 24, 2017 06:27 PM (qihva)

29 Worked out just grand, made a couple of new friends.

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)

Strange, isn't it? But that's how it works in the real world. And it's nice.

Americans are really friendly people.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2017 06:27 PM (wYseH)

30 All she wants to do is dance.

Posted by: Don Henley at November 24, 2017 06:27 PM (IqV8l)

31 effin Firefox just lost its internet connection.

Don't make no sense, no how.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Really at November 24, 2017 06:28 PM (4XCge)

32 4th quarter just started and a USF player has 225 receiving yards.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 06:28 PM (GsAUU)

33 Every time I hear the words "Life Coach" I piss myself laughing.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2017 06:26 PM (BuwEv)

I swear there's some people around who have Strife Coaches.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 24, 2017 06:28 PM (3myMJ)

34 The funny thing is, when the Ivy Leaguers talk about rich, white privilege and all that, they're talking about Ivy Leaguers.

Physician, incinerate thyself!

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2017 06:28 PM (pszv/)

35 We're raising a generation of pseudo-autistics, who
cannot navigate interpersonal relations because our 'intellectuals' have
turned it all into an absurd mess.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 24, 2017 06:26 PM (oVJmc)
And the single reason for that is that "education" now teaches them WHAT to think, instead of HOW to think. Like mere, above, I'm glad I'm old. For so very many reasons.

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2017 06:28 PM (14URa)

36 But this crop of elitists are sheep. They don't think for themselves,
they don't observe the world around them, and they bring nothing of
value to society around them.
--

Collectivist vs. Individualist

Communist vs. Capitlist

Left vs. Right

Posted by: shibumi at November 24, 2017 06:28 PM (aT+Bx)

37
I solved all my social problems by not being social.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Really at November 24, 2017 06:29 PM (4XCge)

38 Are they doing the Jitterbug? Is that what the kids are into nowadays?

Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2017 06:29 PM (UdKB7)

39 Schools are from Kindergarten through K15

Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2017 06:29 PM (aC6Sd)

40 Black figures shuckin' and jiving?

Black Terpsichoreans Matter.

Posted by: Socially aware Miklos at November 24, 2017 06:29 PM (zCyNd)

41 I've had two turkey sammiches today, so I'm thinking PBJ for dinner.

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2017 06:29 PM (Sfs6o)

42 If it's any consolation - the generation coming up behind the Millennials shows every indication of being absolutely perfect candidates for deffskwad members.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 06:29 PM (fA1SL)

43 Americans are really friendly people.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2017 06:27 PM (wYseH)
I was just celebrating the fact that all the flags I see here are American flags. It's lovely! Cold but lovely. :-)

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2017 06:30 PM (14URa)

44 41
I've had two turkey sammiches today, so I'm thinking PBJ for dinner.

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2017 06:29 PM (Sfs6o)

PBR.

Posted by: Miklos Sixpack at November 24, 2017 06:30 PM (zCyNd)

45 I think we could do with a rousing round of "Just The Punchline" on this.

"Hare-lip!"
I have more, but I'll wait.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 24, 2017 06:30 PM (H5rtT)

46 Full retard

Posted by: NCKate at November 24, 2017 06:30 PM (PSxRd)

47 Weasel, I'll share my duck tacos in blue corn tortillas.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2017 06:30 PM (BuwEv)

48 The dancing is an analogy for the horizontal bop.

Dumbing down courtship and awkward / risky advances to simply asking if you want to bop. Should save time and money on dating.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 24, 2017 06:30 PM (IWbvi)

49 "What does consent on the dance floor look like?"

Who cares!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 24, 2017 06:30 PM (YXJ+5)

50
Hey Mz. XreStickfigure would you like to do the jitterbug?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2017 06:31 PM (SiINZ)

51
Forty two

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Really at November 24, 2017 06:31 PM (4XCge)

52

"Rock," he said, "sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Rock," he said, "but I'll know about it and I'll be happy."

Posted by: Knute Rockne, life coach at November 24, 2017 06:32 PM (IqV8l)

53 The dancing is an analogy for the horizontal bop.

Dumbing down courtship and awkward / risky advances to simply asking if you want to bop. Should save time and money on dating.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 24, 2017 06:30 PM (IWbvi)

F*ck Me Boots work.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at November 24, 2017 06:32 PM (zCyNd)

54 OK, everybody back on their heads!

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 06:32 PM (gEvQ8)

55
Remember comrades, it's people on the right who are killjoys and scolds.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2017 06:32 PM (SiINZ)

56 42 If it's any consolation - the generation coming up behind the Millennials shows every indication of being absolutely perfect candidates for deffskwad members.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 06:29 PM (fA1SL)

--I believe it. Funny how the generations ping-pong.

I'm a Gen X-er, and my dad (who voted Trump and has always been conservative) even said, "Yeah, Baby Boomers fucked it up." That said, the so-called Greatest Generation gave us the 1965 Immigration Act and AA.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 06:32 PM (GsAUU)

57 Are they doing the Jitterbug? Is that what the kids are into nowadays?

I think the girl is escaping Al Franken's clutches.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2017 06:32 PM (YXJ+5)

58 I call BS on this whole thing. The whole school dance thing is deader than a wedge since forever.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2017 06:32 PM (BuwEv)

59 WTF, I mean seriously, who does that?

Have they emasculated males so much and trained the girls into getting constant checks to prevent hurt feelings that this is what they do at dances now?

They really are going to have a hard time when reality knocks on their door.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at November 24, 2017 06:32 PM (4pjhs)

60 Funniest thing is someday these idiots are going to be our ruling class

Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2017 06:33 PM (aC6Sd)

61 They have no intention of ever observing these silly "rules" themselves. They just want to make you observe them because you don't go to Princeton.

Posted by: pep at November 24, 2017 06:33 PM (LAe3v)

62 Wood eye!

Posted by: Knute Rockne, life coach at November 24, 2017 06:33 PM (IqV8l)

63 White people can't dance.
Only white people go to Princeton.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 24, 2017 06:33 PM (4XCge)

64

New Rules!

This is all the Left does -- make new Rules for you.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 24, 2017 06:33 PM (YCQeq)

65 When the dancing they're doing now is as close as you can get to full on sex without taking off your clothes, it's no wonder they have to ask permission.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 06:34 PM (gEvQ8)

66 I'll be over at the Hot East European Exchange Student Soiree.

Posted by: sensible Princeton lad at November 24, 2017 06:34 PM (zCyNd)

67 48 The dancing is an analogy for the horizontal bop.

Dumbing down courtship and awkward / risky advances to simply asking if you want to bop. Should save time and money on dating.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 24, 2017 06:30 PM (IWbvi)

45 I think we could do with a rousing round of "Just The Punchline" on this.

"Hare-lip!"
I have more, but I'll wait.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 24, 2017 06:30 PM (H5rtT)

--"Because it looks too much like dancing."

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 06:35 PM (GsAUU)

68

How soon before they bring back chaperones to accompany women everywhere they go?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2017 06:35 PM (SiINZ)

69 Jets will win.

4-1

Woo hoo!

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 06:36 PM (GsAUU)

70 Burnt Toast

"Bet you get slapped a lot!"
"Sure. I bop a lot, too!"

That's (2) punchlines.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 24, 2017 06:36 PM (H5rtT)

71 Arrrrgh! It was me first day with the hook!

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 06:36 PM (gEvQ8)

72 Anymore, That dog will bite you.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2017 06:36 PM (BuwEv)

73
47 Weasel, I'll share my duck tacos in blue corn tortillas.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2017 06:30 PM (BuwEv)
----------
Man, that's living!

Taking a had look at the hotdog option, too,

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2017 06:36 PM (Sfs6o)

74 How soon before they bring back chaperones to accompany women everywhere they go?

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Where would one apply for such a position?

Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 24, 2017 06:36 PM (LAe3v)

75 and the bottom is rocky!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 24, 2017 06:36 PM (60v4h)

76 56. X-er m'self. We're the generation of 'I'm not even supposed to be here,' to quote Clerks, or 'the middle children of History. '

Millennials - as a group - have enjoyed a safe ans prosperous life and it's crippled them. But the younger ones seem full of animal spirits, and I expect great things from them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 06:36 PM (m94I5)

77
This is not new, btw.

Many many years ago SNL mocked Antioch College after they created then-controversial "rules" on physical contact while on a date.

Antioch's guidelines were based on, get this, explicitly asking permission before making any sort of physical contact.

For instance: "May I hold your hand?"

or: "May I cup your left breast, over your shirt, with my right hand?"

I shit you not. These were Antioch Colleges "guidelines."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 24, 2017 06:37 PM (YCQeq)

78 New Rules!
This is all the Left does -- make new Rules for you.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 24, 2017 06:33 PM (YCQeq)

Yup...they are obsessed with telling others how to live, what to think and now how to get in a girl's pants.

The Junior Anti-Sex League in action. Next up, abolishing the orgasm.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 24, 2017 06:37 PM (nUkMr)

79 'And the boy said, 'Grandpa - what was bread?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 06:37 PM (m94I5)

80 Luxury!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 24, 2017 06:38 PM (60v4h)

81 Desire to dance could be reasonably inferred if the chick is wearing a burkha, rather than a full nijab.

Posted by: sensible Miklos at November 24, 2017 06:38 PM (zCyNd)

82 I wanna hold your hand

Posted by: Beetle at November 24, 2017 06:38 PM (IqV8l)

83
What Antioch did was so ridiculous, everyone ripped them.

But fast forward about 20 years and guess what!

Antioch was ahead of its time. The "new normal" everyone.

The Left makes the Rules, we follow. As long as keep following, the Left will continue to impose more rules upon us.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 24, 2017 06:39 PM (YCQeq)

84 The "Church" of Scientology is apparently protecting the congregation, like Danny Masterson.

Exclusive: In audio of a phone call I obtained, @dannymasterson's publicist, Jenni Weinman, suggests to one of his victims that a woman can't be raped by a man she's in a relationship with. The Church of Scientology told the victim this as well.

http://bit.ly/2zlgOb4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 24, 2017 06:39 PM (+y/Ru)

85 Tomorrow is a West Side Story game:

Jets vs. Sharks

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 06:39 PM (GsAUU)

86 So participation trophies for everyone!

Posted by: George at November 24, 2017 06:39 PM (x5dNX)

87 It has not been mentioned, at least that I've seen, but shout out to Uma Thurman. That was a moron-worthy take-down she rolled out yesterday.

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2017 06:40 PM (14URa)

88 I have a few nephews and nieces who are generation Z. Straight edge, hate commies, hate degeneracy, and hate the generations before them.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 06:41 PM (g4lFK)

89 "Frequently checking in with your dance partner"

*sigh*. So should he set his stop watch to periodically beep every 5 minutes so that he can check with his partner?

I'd guess that she'd regard that as pathetic and insecure, and that would be a turn off. Maybe that's the idea behind the advice.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 24, 2017 06:41 PM (/qEW2)

90 88. Yep. They give me hope. They'll make Pinochet look like a gender-fluid non-binary Communist with a Tumblr account and a purple streak in his hair.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 06:42 PM (fA1SL)

91 87 It has not been mentioned, at least that I've seen, but shout out to Uma Thurman. That was a moron-worthy take-down she rolled out yesterday.
Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2017 06:40 PM (14URa)

--Linky, Peaches?

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 06:42 PM (GsAUU)

92 The Junior Anti-Sex League in action.

These candidates for throuples hate the thought that someone, somewhere- who is not them- might be gettin' it on.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2017 06:43 PM (Sv2/X)

93 Generation Z has a Fight Club vibe.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 06:43 PM (g4lFK)

94 I have a few nephews and nieces who are generation
Z. Straight edge, hate commies, hate degeneracy, and hate the
generations before them.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 06:41 PM (g4lFK)

There are some indications that there is an entire generation similar in outlook to the young protagonist of A Man in Full, and for essentially the same reasons.

Posted by: Miklos likes Tom Wolfe at November 24, 2017 06:43 PM (zCyNd)

95 93. Generation Zed. Zed for Zardoz.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 06:43 PM (fA1SL)

96 88 I have a few nephews and nieces who are generation Z. Straight edge, hate commies, hate degeneracy, and hate the generations before them.
Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 06:41 PM (g4lFK)

--Heh, I married late, so my son will be Gen Z.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 06:43 PM (GsAUU)

97 She said "I'm glad it's going slowly, you don't deserve a bullet." Just google Uma Thurman, it'll come right up, logprof.

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2017 06:44 PM (14URa)

98 9 They have gone full South Park.
Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 06:23 PM (g4lFK)

Yeah, that's about right. You know, what they're after is a population that can't think for itself, judge for itself, or act for itself, and can only function when told by someone else with power over them what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. It's a totalitarian's wet dream.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 06:44 PM (NWiLs)

99 ...Where is the instruction manual for masturbation or wiping one's ass or tying one's shoelaces?

My newest release on Kindle:

Masturbate Accurately while Wiping & Tying Your Shoes

Posted by: Harv's Discount Ficus Farm & Liiterature at November 24, 2017 06:44 PM (wf3RQ)

100 I remember playing Spin-The-Bottle in 6th grade and being chosen to kiss some girl I couldn't stand, and who couldn't stand me. You know what we did? Nothing. Just passed on the turn.

========

I assume you mean you just played it when you of that age? Because I feel really cheated that our school never made us play spin the bottle.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 24, 2017 06:45 PM (/qEW2)

101 I'm going to assume that this generation will never enter a strip joint.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2017 06:45 PM (dP913)

102 I heard the London Boys will be performing...

Posted by: Cu'Chulainnn--A clique of 1...now with less meme at November 24, 2017 06:45 PM (vmsda)

103 My kids are Gen Z. They and their friends - and even a good chunk of their 'kid culture' is wholesome without being naive.
And there's a cynicism to them. As I and others have said - it's encouraging.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 06:45 PM (fA1SL)

104 Just another result of Obama`s 'hope and change'.

Posted by: tentotwo at November 24, 2017 06:45 PM (yhf6w)

105 I have a few nephews and nieces who are generation Z. Straight edge, hate commies, hate degeneracy, and hate the generations before them.
Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 06:41 PM (g4lFK)

--Heh, I married late, so my son will be Gen Z.
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 06:43 PM (GsAUU)

Sleep with one eye open.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 06:45 PM (g4lFK)

106
For instance: "May I hold your hand?"

or: "May I cup your left breast, over your shirt, with my right hand?"

I shit you not. These were Antioch Colleges "guidelines."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 24, 2017 06:37 PM (YCQeq)

There was a book I have seen on sale in Honolulu bookstores long ago, "How to make out in Japanese",

Included lines just like and more.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 24, 2017 06:45 PM (IWbvi)

107 Here come the Knights

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 06:46 PM (GsAUU)

108 I am an old fart, I learned way back when females got wet when boys were good dancers. Missus Mingo still gets wet when we dance. Amazing how many males do not discover this simple fact.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 24, 2017 06:47 PM (3fQtv)

109 TD UCF

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 06:47 PM (GsAUU)

110 Because I feel really cheated that our school never made us play spin the bottle.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

I heard rumors that a female gym teacher/coach used to organize pick-up games, but guys weren't recruited for the team.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 06:47 PM (5wCUq)

111 Posted by: colfax mingo at November 24, 2017 06:47 PM (3fQtv)

Word!

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 06:47 PM (gEvQ8)

112 I'm going to assume that this generation will never enter a strip joint.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2017 06:45 PM (dP913)

More than a few will end up working there, if they aren't already.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 24, 2017 06:47 PM (zCyNd)

113 Hogs fire Beliema.

Dumbass should've stayed at Wisconsin.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 06:48 PM (GsAUU)

114 *sigh*. So should he set his stop watch to periodically beep every 5 minutes so that he can check with his partner?

Oh, now don't try to pull that old scam. Everyone knows that most songs are less than 4 minutes.

Going an entire song without re-confirming Dance Consent? YOU MONSTER!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2017 06:49 PM (9SkN+)

115 I never played spin the bottle. Of course, I was something of an outcast during my formative years.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 06:49 PM (NWiLs)

116 "Hey, are you still into this? We can stop if you aren't"

Also known as:

things I wish Congress would ask the nation about Obamacare.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 24, 2017 06:49 PM (/qEW2)

117 "Mind if we dance wif yo dates?"

Posted by: Dewayne Jessie at November 24, 2017 06:49 PM (zCyNd)

118 I don't give a damn about my reputation.

Oh no.

Not me.

Posted by: Joan Jett at November 24, 2017 06:49 PM (9SkN+)

119 Wait, this is over someone asking you to dance?

The frightening thing is that Princeton is paying some loser, maybe a whole office full of losers, yearly salary and benefits to come up shit like this.

I only hope that at least some Princeton students have the sense to turn the stick figures into dirty pictures.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 24, 2017 06:50 PM (+lVUW)

120 "The Negroes took our dates!"

Funniest line in that entire movie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2017 06:51 PM (9SkN+)

121 Part of growing up is learning how to navigate the complexities of society. And the best and fastest way to do that is to try and fail and observe and follow the leads of others and, most important, not follow the leads of others!

Very true. Unfortunately kids aren't allowed to try and to fail and to try again anymore. I wasn't allowed to fail, and I'm socially stunted and a misfit because of it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

122 It will almost be a disappointment if this game does not have OT.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 06:51 PM (GsAUU)

123 I find that Dance Consent usually dries up upon the conclusion of my Robot moves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2017 06:52 PM (9SkN+)

124 I went to college in the late 70s. It was a lot closer to Animal House.

Speaking of which, is Animal House now some strange relic?

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 24, 2017 06:52 PM (cAXIk)

125 The university requests full understanding and compliance with our desire to henceforth be addressed as "Princesston".

Posted by: empowered Princesstonian at November 24, 2017 06:52 PM (zCyNd)

126
I don't give a damn about my reputation.

Oh no.

Not me.

Posted by: Joan Jett at November 24, 2017 06:49 PM (9SkN+)
That's the way I'm playin' it.

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2017 06:53 PM (14URa)

127 Somebody needs to complain that the poster is triggering because the woman with tits is wearing a dress and the straight dude is wearing pants.

Way too cis-normative and hetero.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 06:53 PM (g4lFK)

128 But this crop of elitists are sheep. They don't think for themselves, they don't observe the world around them, and they bring nothing of value to society around them.

And yet they believe that they were born to rule us.

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2017 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

129 Next up, abolishing the orgasm.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 24, 2017 06:37 PM (nUkMr)
****************
Only for guys. Girls fake theirs.

Posted by: Fake News at November 24, 2017 06:53 PM (bt4T7)

130 The frightening thing is that Princeton is paying some loser, maybe a whole office full of losers, yearly salary and benefits to come up shit like this.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Are they accepting applications? I could come up with some doozies. "What Awkward Silence Says About Consent" for a start. I'll do it for only $120K/year (Cheap!).

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 06:53 PM (5wCUq)

131 Damn, what a play

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 06:54 PM (GsAUU)

132 One of the defining characteristics of Gen z is that all their lives, the world has been at war, America has been under attack, and things sorta fell to shit before they showed up. Gen X remember the Cold War and the possibility of MAD was built into our thinking. Millennials were shocked by 9/11 and/or had parents who went overly protective in response to a dangerous world.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 06:54 PM (fA1SL)

133 just google Uma Thurman

"But the 47-year-old actress has chosen to stay silent as more than 100 women have accused her longtime collaborator of sexual harassment and assault."

Gotta say, I'm impressed.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 24, 2017 06:55 PM (tIhIY)

134 Are y'all still into this? You can quit reading anytime you want and there is no pressure to comment. Do I have yall's consent to keep reading your comments?///

Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2017 06:55 PM (kufk0)

135 >>>Went to the local for a couple of hours, had a couple of $1.50 beers, came home. Worked out just grand, made a couple of new friends.
Posted by: Peaches

right on
...more than i've done in the year and a half i've been here!

Posted by: concrete girl at November 24, 2017 06:56 PM (MF4DY)

136 Pretty sure this ain't dancing.

https://tinyurl.com/y9wfuwqn

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 24, 2017 06:57 PM (pzooj)

137 'I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.
Oh please say you understand and
let me hold your hand.
I want to hold your hand,
and you can hold my Norwegian wood.
Isn't it good?'

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2017 06:58 PM (zLDYs)

138 Are y'all still into this? You can quit reading anytime you want and there is no pressure to comment. Do I have yall's consent to keep reading your comments?///
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2017 06:55 PM (kufk0)

Ummmm.....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 24, 2017 06:58 PM (nUkMr)

139 'Are y'all still into this? You can quit reading anytime you want and there is no pressure to comment. Do I have yall's consent to keep reading your comments?'

Do you mind if I comment on your comment?

Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2017 06:59 PM (UdKB7)

140 As a child, you know, before smart phones and video games etc., we played games like 'Simon Says', and 'Mother May I?' Simple games like Pick-Up Sticks, and Jacks. The result was that we learned that there were rules, and protocols, winners and losers.

Of particular note was the fact that these were self-taught, no supervision beyond your peers. It seems a small thing, but there is an absence of personal responsibility these days which seems to be absent, and some of it surely has to do with the protected, and high tech society that is evolving.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2017 06:59 PM (NL+DJ)

141 ""But this crop of elitists are sheep. They don't think for themselves, they don't observe the world around them, and they bring nothing of value to society around them.""

Hood ornaments are valuable, and Lord Humungus is going to have many.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 24, 2017 07:00 PM (aMlLZ)

142 Never mind I just commented all over it anyway.

Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2017 07:00 PM (UdKB7)

143 Ummmm.....Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Hesitation negates the yes.
Consent: NOT GIVEN!

Posted by: Gloria All Red at November 24, 2017 07:00 PM (5wCUq)

144 143 Ummmm.....Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Hesitation negates the yes.
Consent: NOT GIVEN!
Posted by: Gloria All Red at November 24, 2017 07:00 PM (5wCUq)

And here's the yearbook signature to prove it!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 07:01 PM (NWiLs)

145
At this rate, soon a waitress will come over to your table and ask you, "Is it okay if I ask you now if I can take your order?" before she asks to take your order.

Why?

Because EVERYTHING today is Passive-Aggressive!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 24, 2017 07:01 PM (ML24Y)

146 Are y'all still into this? You can quit reading anytime you want and there is no pressure to comment. Do I have yall's consent to keep reading your comments?///
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2017 06:55 PM (kufk0)

You may read my comments AND touch my left knee.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2017 07:01 PM (9SkN+)

147 A sad Princeton story. I know a young woman who recently graduated after attending on a sports scholarship. Wonderful young woman. Great Ukranian immigrant parents.

If you google her name the first few responses is about her being arrested on campus for having a drink and a fake ID. This is going to follow her.

Another example of how we're screwing up out youth.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 24, 2017 07:01 PM (cAXIk)

148 ...although the realtor came and took me to lunch, and i had a drink.

plus...See's Candies FTW

Posted by: concrete girl at November 24, 2017 07:02 PM (MF4DY)

149 Just in case anyone really is confused about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD2EooMhqRI

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 24, 2017 07:02 PM (vWMNq)

150 Indy is having one of their many Christmas celebrations tonight! Watching on tv. They're lighting the place up so it can be seen from space (sponsored by IBEW, lol). I love flyover country, sooooo much!

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2017 07:03 PM (14URa)

151 Looks like UCF's got this at last.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:03 PM (GsAUU)

152 But UCF keeps throwing.

Just run it and ice the game.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:04 PM (GsAUU)

153 151 Looks like UCF's got this at last.
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:03 PM (GsAUU)

Go Ka-niggits!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

154 TD UCF

But did they score too quickly?

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:05 PM (GsAUU)

155
I remember playing Spin-The-Bottle in 6th grade and being chosen to kiss some girl I couldn't stand, and who couldn't stand me. You know what we did? Nothing. Just passed on the turn. We didn't need rules or posters or hashtags.

If this was a movie script, 20 years later you'd have run into each other while on vacation, found out you were both single so you got married and flew off to Japan for your honeymoon.

Where you immediately got squished by a kaiju attacking Yokohama.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 24, 2017 07:05 PM (eXA4G)

156 Can they pour milk on their own cereal?

Posted by: Becker at November 24, 2017 07:06 PM (i6uMt)

157 150 Indy is having one of their many Christmas celebrations tonight! Watching on tv. They're lighting the place up so it can be seen from space (sponsored by IBEW, lol). I love flyover country, sooooo much!
Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2017 07:03 PM (14URa)

--Heh, across the 49th in Winnipeg, the IBEW sponsored the local sports station when I was there.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:07 PM (GsAUU)

158 This is it, they will never , ever , killit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T6XIBIjKck

Posted by: gNewt at November 24, 2017 07:07 PM (0nM5K)

159 153. Landsknechte!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 07:07 PM (fA1SL)

160 Can they pour milk on their own cereal?
Posted by: Becker at November 24, 2017 07:06 PM (i6uMt)

As soon as they look up the instructions on the net.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 24, 2017 07:07 PM (3myMJ)

161 Don't wanna bumb with no big fat woman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 24, 2017 07:07 PM (+y/Ru)

162 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HOW TO WHACK IT AND I CAN TIE MY SHOES - BUT WIPING MY ASS IS A DIFFERENT BALLGAME!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 24, 2017 07:07 PM (wf3RQ)

163 If this was a movie script, 20 years later you'd have run into each other while on vacation, found out you were both single so you got married and flew off to Japan for your honeymoon.

Where you immediately got squished by a kaiju attacking Yokohama.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Once Hollywood is purged, you need to start making films. Modern RomComs don't have near enough kaiju.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 07:07 PM (5wCUq)

164 Tomorrow.
- UGA v Teh Nerds at noon
- Iron Bowl 3:30
- Clemson v Teh Cocks

Other games will offer great in game highlights during these games.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 07:08 PM (g4lFK)

165 Okay, so some of the singing sucks donkey bawls but it's very sweet. It's not LA and that is way okay.

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2017 07:08 PM (14URa)

166 Holy shit!

TD USF!

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:08 PM (GsAUU)

167 Holy shit!

TD USF!

Funny shit. What's the score and time left?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 24, 2017 07:10 PM (3myMJ)

168 2 PT good!

Tied up!

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:10 PM (GsAUU)

169 I see some I-4 rivalry humor.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 07:10 PM (g4lFK)

170 Shocker!!! Estate of Lawrence Welk sued by both a-Sissy and a-Bobby!

Posted by: Allred Newswire at November 24, 2017 07:10 PM (zCyNd)

171 Damn, what a game!

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 24, 2017 07:10 PM (pzooj)

172 Me: "Is it okay if I kiss you?"

Her: "Does that include a 5 year multi-million dollar Hollywood contract?"

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at November 24, 2017 07:10 PM (4XCge)

173 What a fucking game!

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 07:10 PM (g4lFK)

174 167 Holy shit!

TD USF!

Funny shit. What's the score and time left?
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 24, 2017 07:10 PM (3myMJ)

--1:41 left, 42-all

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:10 PM (GsAUU)

175 It's just part of the paradigm that every human interaction must be regulated by the government.

And they call Trump a Nazi!

Posted by: MAGA at November 24, 2017 07:11 PM (LnOh3)

176 595 total yards by Flowers (USF QB)

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:11 PM (GsAUU)

177 Wow

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 24, 2017 07:11 PM (pzooj)

178 BULLS TD!

What a crazy game.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:11 PM (GsAUU)

179 And they call Trump a Nazi!

Posted by: MAGA at November 24, 2017 07:11 PM (LnOh3)

He is "literally Hitler." Pay attention, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2017 07:12 PM (14URa)

180 --1:41 left, 42-all

Awesome...

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 24, 2017 07:12 PM (3myMJ)

181 Ben Had, If you are still interested in Scottish Deerhounds, you might check the website for the Virginia Scottish Games. There is a website page for dogs of Scotland. Helpful info perhaps.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at November 24, 2017 07:12 PM (V+03K)

182 No Parking On The Dance Floor.

Posted by: Midnight Star at November 24, 2017 07:12 PM (bc2Lc)

183 Please, football gods, let us have OT

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:12 PM (GsAUU)

184 I'm not impressed with the USF cheerleaders. It is Tampa after all so my expectations are high.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 07:12 PM (g4lFK)

185 Unreal.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 07:14 PM (g4lFK)

186 "The Negroes took our dates!"

Funniest line in that entire movie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2017 06:51 PM (9SkN+)

========

Disagree. "I will not stand here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 24, 2017 07:15 PM (/qEW2)

187 Peaches:
So glad everything is going well for you after your big move!

Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at November 24, 2017 07:15 PM (HiDrR)

188 Fumble!

Game over.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:15 PM (GsAUU)

189 Looks like USF has quit.

Doesn't matter now.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 24, 2017 07:15 PM (pzooj)

190 Mrs.JBT, Thank you so much. I will do.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2017 07:16 PM (BuwEv)

191 154 TD UCF

But did they score too quickly?
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:05 PM (GsAUU)

Did they obtain consent?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

192 184 I'm not impressed with the USF cheerleaders. It is Tampa after all so my expectations are high.
Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 07:12 PM (g4lFK)

It's not like they recruit from Mons Venus.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

193 Kudos to both USF and UCF on a fun game.

This was just supposed to be the cranberries on the side of Rivalry Weekend, but that was tasty.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:17 PM (GsAUU)

194 I see they sell translators so you can interpret your dogs barks and moans. Maybe they could make something similar so you could understand chicks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 24, 2017 07:17 PM (+y/Ru)

195 194 I see they sell translators so you can interpret your dogs barks and moans. Maybe they could make something similar so you could understand chicks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 24, 2017 07:17 PM (+y/Ru)

It would sound like a sackful of angry cats.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 07:18 PM (NWiLs)

196 Wow, first team to go from winless to undefeated regular season in 2 years in 1-A history.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:19 PM (GsAUU)

197 Definition of dancing done properly:

"Vertical expression of horizontal intention".

Watch a REAL tango sometime.

Posted by: Bruce at November 24, 2017 07:20 PM (7rlrd)

198 194 I see they sell translators so you can interpret your dogs barks and moans. Maybe they could make something similar so you could understand chicks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 24, 2017 07:17 PM (+y/Ru)

You'd need a setting that can translate what isn't said.

Posted by: josephistan at November 24, 2017 07:20 PM (ANIFC)

199 I'm still in play.

Posted by: Tampa Serial Killer at November 24, 2017 07:21 PM (bc2Lc)

200 The Bulls will destroy their bowl opponent.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 07:21 PM (g4lFK)

201 Then: higher education
Today: expensive day care

Posted by: Phildirt at November 24, 2017 07:21 PM (0dLxk)

202 Maybe they could make something similar so you could understand chicks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 24, 2017 07:17 PM

Sorry, not even the most powerful super computer on Earth could even come close.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 07:21 PM (gEvQ8)

203 42 If it's any consolation - the generation coming up behind the Millennials shows every indication of being absolutely perfect candidates for deffskwad members.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 06:29 PM (fA1SL)

fwiw my 18 y.o. thinks these people are beyond ridiculous and wants nothing to do with them, and judging by what he and his friends tell me they are not alone

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at November 24, 2017 07:22 PM (fcxP2)

204 Miami loses.

Now I want to see UVA lose, and Alabama lose, and this will be a great weekend.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:23 PM (GsAUU)

205 But this crop of elitists are sheep. They don't think for themselves, they don't observe the world around them, and they bring nothing of value to society around them.

=======
and we're counting on them to become productive enough to fund our social security . . . .

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 24, 2017 07:23 PM (CGRxB)

206 203 42 If it's any consolation - the generation coming up behind the Millennials shows every indication of being absolutely perfect candidates for deffskwad members.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 06:29 PM (fA1SL)

fwiw my 18 y.o. thinks these people are beyond ridiculous and wants nothing to do with them, and judging by what he and his friends tell me they are not alone
Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 24, 2017 07:22 PM (fcxP2)

That's somewhat reassuring.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 07:23 PM (NWiLs)

207 200 The Bulls will destroy their bowl opponent.
Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 07:21 PM (g4lFK)

--That is a dangerous team. I hope they shred an $EC team.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:24 PM (GsAUU)

208 It has not been mentioned, at least that I've seen, but shout out to Uma Thurman. That was a moron-worthy take-down she rolled out yesterday.

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2017 06:40 PM (14URa)

========

You got my hopes up, only to be dashed. I was hoping she took down Quentin Tarantino.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 24, 2017 07:24 PM (/qEW2)

209

Me: What's wrong?

Her: Nothing

Translator device: You should know perfectly well what's wrong and if you think I'm going to tell you you've got another thing coming buster.

Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2017 07:25 PM (UdKB7)

210 Objection: REAL Tangos are not exclusively vertical.

Also, "Beast from the Bordello," practiced by men, intended for whores.
In B.A. Not that there is anything, at all, wrong with that.

How 'bout that Meringue? Or the Rubirosa?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 24, 2017 07:25 PM (H5rtT)

211 209

Me: What's wrong?

Her: Nothing

Translator device: You should know perfectly well what's wrong and if you think I'm going to tell you you've got another thing coming buster.
Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2017 07:25 PM (UdKB7)

And if you don't already know there's no point trying to explain it to you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

212 "Frequently checking in with your dance partner"

Well, I guess I could but calling her in the middle of the night is gonna PO her husband.

I love to dance and have been at a zillion open dances. There are always more women than men. The ladies don't care if you are any good or not, they just want to dance. While there most certainly are left-leaning folks dancing, I've never run into a SJW who is hung up on all this BS. They wouldn't show up where they might have to touch an icky man's hand.

Would you like to dance?

"Yes" - you begin to dance. At the end you say - Thank you.

- or -

"No, thank you." You move on and ask another woman.

This really isn't that hard.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2017 07:26 PM (tr2D7)

213 I was taking dance lessons with a large group of people. The way it works is you rotate around so every lead is a partner with every follow at some point. One of the girls you could tell was at least somewhat feminist. She kept asking me every time I got back to her in the rotation whether it was ok to try out the dance move. I was mildly amused since I figured my first assent should last the remainder of the class. She was trying to do the polite thing though.

Funnily enough the poster doesn't mention anything about declining a dance, which can take you off guard if you aren't ready. At our weekly dance they now explain the declining process to everybody. Basically it's "don't get offended if somebody says no, and they don't owe you an explanation."

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 24, 2017 07:26 PM (V8zw+)

214 Blame it on the bossa nova

The dance of love

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:27 PM (GsAUU)

215 Another *think* coming.

That drives me crazy.

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2017 07:27 PM (sdi6R)

216 Punchline:

(very weakly) *Ta-da!*

Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2017 07:27 PM (tr2D7)

217 >>> The Bulls will destroy their bowl opponent.

Basketball has bowl games now?

What a country!

Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2017 07:28 PM (cHbmY)

218
I see they sell translators so you can interpret your dogs barks and moans.

"I wanna treat!"
"I wanna treat!"
"I wanna treat!"
"I wanna treat!"
"I wanna treat!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 07:28 PM (Sk4Ik)

219 186
"The Negroes took our dates!"

Funniest line in that entire movie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2017 06:51 PM (9SkN+)

http://tinyurl.com/lzugfcs

That and If I was you I would be.......LEAVING

They bused the Black guys in from portland for the scene.

Posted by: George at November 24, 2017 07:28 PM (IsYqh)

220 Maybe you should check back in if you dropped them in the middle of an aerial move.

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 24, 2017 07:28 PM (V8zw+)

221 Shocker!!! Estate of Lawrence Welk sued by both a-Sissy and a-Bobby!

Posted by: Allred Newswire at November 24, 2017 07:10 PM (zCyNd)

========

I'm a big of Lawrence Whelk. His performances were electric.

Posted by: Elon Mollusk at November 24, 2017 07:29 PM (/qEW2)

222
Theres a new sensation
A fabulous creation
A danceable solution
To teenage revolution
Do the strand love
When you feel love
Its the new way
Thats why we say
Do the strand

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2017 07:29 PM (SiINZ)

223 "Another *think* coming"

??

Posted by: Judas Priest at November 24, 2017 07:30 PM (UdKB7)

224 Him: "Do you wanna dance?"

Her: "No."

Him: "Does that mean a blowjob is out of the question?"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 24, 2017 07:31 PM (8iiMU)

225 Anybody see the movie " Take the Lead"? True story about the guy that started the dance classes in the NY schools.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2017 07:31 PM (BuwEv)

226 219 186
"The Negroes took our dates!"

Funniest line in that entire movie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2017 06:51 PM (9SkN+)

http://tinyurl.com/lzugfcs

That and If I was you I would be.......LEAVING

They bused the Black guys in from portland for the scene.
Posted by: George at November 24, 2017 07:28 PM (IsYqh)

And their names in the credits were "Mean Dude, Meaner Dude & Meanest Dude"

Posted by: josephistan at November 24, 2017 07:32 PM (ANIFC)

227 Of the best parody songs Rush had was Barney Frank singing "Dancing Queen". Still makes me giggle thinking about it.

Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2017 07:32 PM (UdKB7)

228 215 Another *think* coming.

That drives me crazy.
Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2017 07:27 PM (sdi6R)

I hate when that happens, too.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 24, 2017 07:32 PM (ANIFC)

229 How about a little kiss, Honey?

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 24, 2017 07:33 PM (Jj+59)

230 Princeton's guide failed to note that if you are a star professor of feminist studies, you can just grab their pussies.

Posted by: Department of Studies at November 24, 2017 07:33 PM (zCyNd)

231 I can't believe this is not a joke.

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2017 07:34 PM (UoSKV)

232 Bandaloop. That's the dance.

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2017 07:34 PM (zLDYs)

233 The safest way to ask for consent is to check first if their friends don't dance.

Posted by: Men without hats at November 24, 2017 07:34 PM (/qEW2)

234 Some people here think Katharine Hepburn was the bees' knees and don't want to hear a thing bad about her. Please, look the other way a moment. Hepburn came from a family of rabble-rousing root-nibblers, and was way too cool for school due to her lefty connections and pretensions. Modern.

Before you place any personal trust in Uma Thurman, look into her personal and family background and consider whether she may be more of the same.

Show people are showy and gotta show. Once in a while they mouth a line that is memorable. Don't think for a moment that reflects intellect or judgement.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 24, 2017 07:35 PM (H5rtT)

235
I can't believe this is not a joke.

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2017 07:34 PM (UoSKV)

In Leftyland, anything that seems ridiculous today will be mandatory tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 07:36 PM (SW8Yq)

236 bit of a Korean as a second language program

Coke is called "cola" in Korean for some reason

https://youtu.be/zD-f4NaONNI

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2017 07:36 PM (2K6fY)

237 In Leftyland, anything that seems ridiculous today will be mandatory tomorrow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 07:36 PM (SW8Yq)
-----------

Even in Leftyland, I would hope that 99% of the kids at Princeton would think this is ridiculous. And, I'll bet they do.

For crying out loud, I hope they do.

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2017 07:37 PM (UoSKV)

238 I love the "Frequently checking in with your dance partner", because when one gets out on the dance floor, the last thing you want to do is pay attention to the one that you are dancing with.

And nothing says FUN like constantly asking "Is this all right? Are you having fun?"

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 24, 2017 07:38 PM (v3DL/)

239 Weird, but good.

My notebook (which I spilled a soda on a couple of hours ago) had stopped working and wouldn't even turn on. Sitting here working on a tablet and BOOM! the notebook starts right up all on its own and is installing updates now that I've been dismissing for a couple of weeks.

I think I should name it Brad.

I love Brad!

Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at November 24, 2017 07:38 PM (HiDrR)

240 Am I the only one that finds corporate positions like Head of Diversity and Inclusion way too creepily similar to the old Soviet Political officers who embedded into everything making sure none thought or said the wrong thing?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 24, 2017 07:38 PM (tMFgx)

241 When I was at university, I never had any problems at dances with the awkward consent issue.

Posted by: Stephen Hawking at November 24, 2017 07:38 PM (zCyNd)

242 235
In Leftyland, anything that seems ridiculous today will be mandatory tomorrow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 07:36 PM (SW8Yq)

Consider that stolen.

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2017 07:38 PM (sdi6R)

243 *Sigh* What a world. In my day, if you asked a girl to dance and she told you No, you just said Thank You and moved on. Then when you found a girl to dance with, and you had fun, you might ask her to dance again, or heavens forbid, she might ask you. Then after, you might talk, maybe even flirt. If all went well, you might even ask for a date. Then all the dances were pretty much exclusive. Sort of you gotta dance with the one who brung ya. So much horse hooey now.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 07:38 PM (gEvQ8)

244 Hahaha, 192, Yor also likey the Mons Venus. Dale Mabry maybe great man. Yor likey street like this named for Yor.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 24, 2017 07:38 PM (Jj+59)

245 Gopnik dance is best dance:

https://youtu.be/1yI-vEtSYvI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 07:39 PM (fA1SL)

246 235
I can't believe this is not a joke.

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2017 07:34 PM (UoSKV)

In Leftyland, anything that seems ridiculous today will be mandatory tomorrow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 07:36 PM (SW8Yq)

--Poe's Law, in full effect.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:39 PM (GsAUU)

247 And nothing says FUN like constantly asking "Is this all right? Are you having fun?"
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 24, 2017 07:38 PM (v3DL/)
---------

That's exactly what I was thinking, thank you. I would be really annoyed if someone kept asking, "is this okay? huh? huh? huh?" Or worse yet, their suggestion: "are you still into this?"

"Are we having fun yet?!"

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2017 07:39 PM (UoSKV)

248 Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: That's not funny!!!!

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:40 PM (GsAUU)

249 Neither the dog nor I consented to this!

http://bit.ly/2zBhn4Y

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 24, 2017 07:40 PM (+y/Ru)

250 240 Am I the only one that finds corporate positions like Head of Diversity and Inclusion way too creepily similar to the old Soviet Political officers who embedded into everything making sure none thought or said the wrong thing?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 24, 2017 07:38 PM (tMFgx)

You sound like one of those conspiracy nuts.

You're not one of them, are you?

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2017 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

251 Gopnik dance is best dance:

https://youtu.be/1yI-vEtSYvI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 07:39 PM (fA1SL)

Hey! If the chicks see that, I'll never get a date! Who could compete with those guys?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 24, 2017 07:42 PM (zCyNd)

252 That's exactly what I was thinking, thank you. I would be really annoyed if someone kept asking, "is this okay? huh? huh? huh?" Or worse yet, their suggestion: "are you still into this?"

"Are we having fun yet?!"

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2017 07:39 PM (UoSKV)

--Ugh, I've had waiters/waitresses checking in every 3 minutes asking how everything is.

A couple of occasions, when it was finally time to settle up, I then had to wait fifteen minutes for them to reappear.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:42 PM (GsAUU)

253
Am I the only one that finds corporate positions like Head of Diversity and Inclusion way too creepily similar to the old Soviet Political officers who embedded into everything making sure none thought or said the wrong thing?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 24, 2017 07:38 PM (tMFgx)

It's no accident. That and joint professorial positions like Grievance Studies professors also being in the English department. Provides the zampolits needed for ideological conformity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 07:43 PM (Hn1RP)

254 I could use a guide to masturbation, probably.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 24, 2017 07:43 PM (wmaTe)

255 What happen to the good ole days of sneaking in a window meant consent?

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 07:43 PM (g4lFK)

256 251. And resplendent in their traineri. Real Adidas in some cases.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 07:43 PM (fA1SL)

257 Do you want to dance? Yes.

Do you still want to dance? Yes

Are you sure you still want to dance? Yes

Are you really really sure you want to dance? No

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2017 07:43 PM (SiINZ)

258 You sound like one of those conspiracy nuts.

You're not one of them, are you?

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2017 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

Who do you REALLY work for?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 24, 2017 07:44 PM (zCyNd)

259 What are these lil' snowflakes gonna do if it comes down to SHTF time?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2017 07:44 PM (Tyii7)

260 Who could compete with those guys?
Posted by: Miklos Molnar

We gonna have ta bring it.

Posted by: Underdog Urban Dance crew trying to save their community center at November 24, 2017 07:44 PM (5wCUq)

261 Tell me what you want

What you really, really want

Posted by: Spice Girls at November 24, 2017 07:44 PM (GsAUU)

262 251 Gopnik dance is best dance:

https://youtu.be/1yI-vEtSYvI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 07:39 PM (fA1SL)

Hey! If the chicks see that, I'll never get a date! Who could compete with those guys?
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 24, 2017 07:42 PM (zCyNd)

I think the point of the video is that they are dancing with the vodka, not girls. Thus, no need to ask, "is everything okay with you?"

Posted by: moki at November 24, 2017 07:44 PM (V+V48)

263 IIRC, Alexander Solzhenitsyn was arrested by Comrade Political Officer for making a funny remark about Comrade Stalin toward the end of WWII (aka The Great Patriotic War). And he paid a heavy price for it.
Zampolit I believe they were called.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 07:45 PM (gEvQ8)

264 Wait, they still have dances at colleges? How hetero-normative!

Also, note how the girl figure (they took the time to draw a skirt on her, the oppressive patriarchs!) is clearly leading the dancing and may even be taller than her partner. Women are clearly superior in everything, because SHUT UP!

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 24, 2017 07:45 PM (XKZwp)

265 Uma sure is hinting that Quentin was a Harvey enabler, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 24, 2017 07:45 PM (/t4Ow)

266
"Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

100. One to install it and 99 to write monographs on how the bulb is raping the socket.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 07:46 PM (Hn1RP)

267 I may have to pay a visit to this Mons Venus place for research purposes.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 07:46 PM (g4lFK)

268 265
Uma sure is hinting that Quentin was a Harvey enabler, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 24, 2017 07:45 PM (/t4Ow)

Harvey financed Quentin's Pulp Fiction, so Quentin probably had to supply the flora.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 24, 2017 07:46 PM (8iiMU)

269 "Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

100. One to install it and 99 to write monographs on how the bulb is raping the socket.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 07:46 PM (Hn1RP)

OK, that was freaking hilarious. True, but hilarious.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 07:47 PM (gEvQ8)

270 Heaven
I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek

Until the dance commissars drag me off to the gulag for touching your cheek

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2017 07:48 PM (SiINZ)

271 OT question, since we're well past 100 comments: Did I see that Vic's cancer is back? And speaking of which, rickl, I hope that the food is a comfort for you.

Posted by: pookysgirl is sick of the Sick Bay at November 24, 2017 07:48 PM (XKZwp)

272 Gopnik dance is best dance:

https://youtu.be/1yI-vEtSYvI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 07:39 PM (fA1SL)

========

Ok, what does that mean? "Butchka pass go by serbing. Going, going, going, going".

That was weird. Still, makes me wonder if I should learn Russian and move there, if we don't make a course correction soon.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 24, 2017 07:48 PM (/qEW2)

273 I'm still in play.
Posted by: Tampa Serial Killer at November 24, 2017 07:21 PM (bc2Lc)

And undefeated.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 07:49 PM (g4lFK)

274 272. Bochka - obsolete unit of liquid measure, something like a hogshead.

Bass = bass, as in music

Kolbaser - sausage, amd indelicate slang for male genitalia

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 07:50 PM (fA1SL)

275
Pookysgirl,
Thanks for letting us know that.

And how is Pooky?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 07:50 PM (FmL1H)

276 269 "Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

100. One to install it and 99 to write monographs on how the bulb is raping the socket.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 07:46 PM (Hn1RP)

OK, that was freaking hilarious. True, but hilarious.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 07:47 PM (gEvQ

Nah.... it only takes ONE Feminist to change a lightbulb...

But she does it by calling the Handy Man in to do it...

Posted by: Don Q.... at November 24, 2017 07:50 PM (NgKpN)

277 I'm your Handy Man.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at November 24, 2017 07:51 PM (Tyii7)

278
Would you like to dance?

Yes

But first...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2017 07:52 PM (SiINZ)

279 277 I'm your Handy Man.
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at November 24, 2017 07:51 PM (Tyii7)

Joe... more plagiarism? You'll be hearing from my lawyer...

Posted by: James Taylor at November 24, 2017 07:52 PM (NgKpN)

280 Am I the only one that finds corporate positions like Head of Diversity and Inclusion way too creepily similar to the old Soviet Political officers who embedded into everything making sure none thought or said the wrong thing?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 24, 2017 07:38 PM (tMFgx)

Please, what is address and street number? We have much to discuss...

Posted by: Pavlushka of Politburo Services & Telephone at November 24, 2017 07:52 PM (wf3RQ)

281 Nah.... it only takes ONE Feminist to change a lightbulb...

But she does it by calling the Handy Man in to do it...

Posted by: Don Q.... at November 24, 2017 07:50 PM (NgKpN)

But only if the lightbulb WANTS to change.

Posted by: Dr. Sigmund Molnar at November 24, 2017 07:52 PM (zCyNd)

282 Quentin sucking on what looks like jail bait toes. Creepy.

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/26/quentin-sucks-toes/

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 07:52 PM (g4lFK)

283 281 Nah.... it only takes ONE Feminist to change a lightbulb...

But she does it by calling the Handy Man in to do it...

Posted by: Don Q.... at November 24, 2017 07:50 PM (NgKpN)

But only if the lightbulb WANTS to change.
Posted by: Dr. Sigmund Molnar at November 24, 2017 07:52 PM (zCyNd)

Well... maybe the lightbulb self identifies as working...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 24, 2017 07:53 PM (NgKpN)

284 And how is Pooky?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 07:50 PM (FmL1H)

Still alive, although we might be back to square one. Going to work on getting him a new therapist, because this one is too firmly entrenched in the "hard work is therapy no matter what" philosophy. The nightmares are getting worse and he rarely gets quality REM sleep. But, he's still here and not doing colossally stupid things, so that's what I hang onto.

Posted by: pookysgirl is sick of the Sick Bay at November 24, 2017 07:53 PM (XKZwp)

285 Dancin, dancin. dancin!
Xe's a dancin machine
Oh baby groove it baby.

Posted by: Michael and Jermaine at November 24, 2017 07:53 PM (/aiGx)

286 Kolbasir might also refer to the flailing of arms and legs, like links of sausage.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 07:54 PM (fA1SL)

287 The campus reform watermark does not ask for consent. It just inserts itself into your eye sockets Sonobi-style.

Posted by: wooga at November 24, 2017 07:54 PM (6VHni)

288 "I'm a body and fender man

Let me fix your car..."

Posted by: Johnny Adams, the "Tan Canary" at November 24, 2017 07:55 PM (zCyNd)

289 Palpatine, that makes less sense translated.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2017 07:55 PM (2K6fY)

290 You just got F'ed in the A!

Posted by: Eric Cartman at November 24, 2017 07:55 PM (GsAUU)

291 Who stole the shampoo? Someone call the cops.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at November 24, 2017 07:55 PM (Tyii7)

292 I also seem to remember that it was Solzhenitsyn that said that the people knew what the boots in the stairwell meant in the middle of the night. And if the people themselves made sure that those boots never made it home in the morning, a lot of that would have stopped.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 07:56 PM (gEvQ8)

293 Isn't this poster presuming a bit much? What if its two guys who want to dance? Two girls? A transgender and a straight?

Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2017 07:56 PM (aC6Sd)

294 But what if you just walk off the floor after getting a reconfirmation of consent?

You run the risk of pissing off your partner and having her lodge a false complaint to the Dance Police.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 24, 2017 07:56 PM (2DOZq)

295 Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2017 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

296 Kolbasir might also refer to the flailing of arms and legs, like links of sausage.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 07:54 PM (fA1SL)

The "pastramisir" is really cool too.

Posted by: Gupnik's Deli at November 24, 2017 07:57 PM (zCyNd)

297 289. I imagine bochka could substitute for 'drum' in which case bass would make sense, amd the flopping around of kolbasir would follow.

Also - it's house music - to the extent there are lyrics, they're nonsensical in any language.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 07:58 PM (fA1SL)

298 293 Isn't this poster presuming a bit much? What if its two guys who want to dance? Two girls? A transgender and a straight?
Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2017 07:56 PM (aC6Sd)

You forget yourself, sir! Only straight, white men have any sort of prohibitions or restrictions on their behavior. As it should be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2017 07:58 PM (ycWCI)

299 296. Debil!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 07:59 PM (fA1SL)

300 Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Change it into what? A Dark Bulb? Heavy Bulb?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Maybe at November 24, 2017 08:00 PM (4XCge)

301 Every dance I went to was so noisy that you had to shout to communicate, adding to the noise.

How in the hell are today's partyers going to carry out these spot checks?

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 24, 2017 08:00 PM (VQjk/)

302 A. THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Ha! That one kills me every time.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2017 08:00 PM (tIhIY)

303
Remember back in the day when it was outrageous that "the squares" policed dancing? Weird.

Posted by: otho at November 24, 2017 08:00 PM (qGuLD)

304 Uma baby, my Muse, I promise it's just this one time*

Quentin

* Standard additional Harvey rates may apply including for additional BJs for award nominations and full cowgirls for wins

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 24, 2017 08:00 PM (/t4Ow)

305 And nothing says FUN like constantly asking "Is this all right? Are you having fun?"
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 24, 2017 07:38 PM (v3DL/)

"Not much for small talk. The safe word is 'Kealakekua'"

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 24, 2017 08:00 PM (IWbvi)

306
Vice Chancellor of Diversity and Climate: the living embodiment of the self-licking ice-cream cone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 08:01 PM (GJgyl)

307 Serious Gupniks know:

It's not the vodka you drink.

It's the glue you sniff.

Posted by: downhome in Dnietropetropavlovsk at November 24, 2017 08:01 PM (zCyNd)

308 For the first time in possibly 20 years, I just tried Diet Mtn Dew. I think they changed the formula somewhere in there. It used to taste like sweetish battery acid.

Still a bit too syrupy, maybe just a touch too sweet. NOT as good as Mello Yellow Zero.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2017 08:01 PM (ycWCI)

309 So I've discovered through my free month of sling Tv, that ESPN has The OCHO and it's fantastic. Arm wrestling, dodgeball, ultimate frisbee, disk golf and others.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 08:01 PM (g4lFK)

310 Here we go

Hokies vs. 'Hoos

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 08:02 PM (GsAUU)

311 Dirty Dozen is on TCM

Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2017 08:02 PM (aC6Sd)

312 302 A. THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Ha! That one kills me every time.
Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2017 08:00 PM (tIhIY)

--But did you laugh when I posted that same joke way earlier?

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 08:03 PM (GsAUU)

313 Every dance I went to was so noisy that you had to shout to communicate, adding to the noise.

How in the hell are today's partyers going to carry out these spot checks?
Posted by: Weak Geek

In Soviet America, music at dances must be kept below 30 dB.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 08:04 PM (5wCUq)

314 307. Krokodil.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:04 PM (fA1SL)

315
Dirty Dozen
Dirty Dancing
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Dirty...?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 24, 2017 08:04 PM (ML24Y)

316 Kolbasir might also refer to the flailing of arms and legs, like links of sausage.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 07:54 PM (fA1SL)

========

Now my brain is able to parse that word in the song.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 24, 2017 08:04 PM (/qEW2)

317 292 I also seem to remember that it was Solzhenitsyn that said that the people knew what the boots in the stairwell meant in the middle of the night. And if the people themselves made sure that those boots never made it home in the morning, a lot of that would have stopped.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 07:56 PM (gEvQ

That's probably the finest endorsement of the 2nd Amendment I've seen.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 24, 2017 08:04 PM (tMFgx)

318 ESPN has The OCHO and it's fantastic

We're glad you like it. Now, are you ready for your mandatory social justice browbeating?

Posted by: ESPNwxyz at November 24, 2017 08:05 PM (Tyii7)

319 Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: My vagina

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 24, 2017 08:05 PM (5wCUq)

320 Nobody is going to do any of that crap and if they do, they will told to can it.

It's signaling, all the way down.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 24, 2017 08:05 PM (3myMJ)

321 'Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? '

How big is the light bulb?

Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2017 08:06 PM (UdKB7)

322 Sweet, the VPI and UVA players were at it before the game.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 08:07 PM (GsAUU)

323 316. Now, for real fun, there's turbofolk - by a wide margin, the trashiest stuff to come outta the East Bloc:

https://youtu.be/AoOXyaPVVgI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:07 PM (fA1SL)

324 Every dance I went to was so noisy that you had to shout to communicate, adding to the noise.

How in the hell are today's partyers going to carry out these spot checks?

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 24, 2017 08:00 PM (VQjk/)

That's easy. You are dancing, your hand is at the nape of her back, slide your hand down a bit - see, you are already home - now close.

Spot check compleated.

Posted by: Hogie at November 24, 2017 08:08 PM (0nM5K)

325 That's probably the finest endorsement of the 2nd Amendment I've seen.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 24, 2017 08:04 PM (tMFgx)

Agreed.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:08 PM (gEvQ8)

326
Every dance I went to was so noisy that you had to shout to communicate, adding to the noise.

How in the hell are today's partyers going to carry out these spot checks?
Posted by: Weak Geek

I thought everyone communicated via text these days?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2017 08:08 PM (IqV8l)

327 316. And one more, by the same 'artist'.

https://youtu.be/7Q533RHWKss

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:09 PM (fA1SL)

328 325 That's probably the finest endorsement of the 2nd Amendment I've seen.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 24, 2017 08:04 PM (tMFgx)

Agreed.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:08 PM (gEvQ

--I believe there's a good movie waiting to be made on that theme.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 08:10 PM (GsAUU)

329 --But did you laugh when I posted that same joke way earlier?

No, sorry, I was outside pursuin' GAINNZZ, BRAH! But I would have laughed.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2017 08:11 PM (tIhIY)

330 Now, for real fun, there's turbofolk - by a wide margin, the trashiest stuff to come outta the East Bloc:

https://youtu.be/AoOXyaPVVgI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:07 PM (fA1SL)

Ahh...the charms of Belgrade....

Posted by: Miklos from Upriver at November 24, 2017 08:11 PM (zCyNd)

331 "Still a bit too syrupy, maybe just a touch too sweet. NOT as good as Mello Yellow Zero."

Sun Drop or GTFO

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 24, 2017 08:12 PM (V8zw+)

332 317 292 I also seem to remember that it was Solzhenitsyn that said that the people knew what the boots in the stairwell meant in the middle of the night. And if the people themselves made sure that those boots never made it home in the morning, a lot of that would have stopped.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 07:56 PM (gEvQ

That's probably the finest endorsement of the 2nd Amendment I've seen.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 24, 2017 08:04 PM (tMFgx)

Oh, hell yes. It was also dehumanizing in that it turned neighbor (who are packed in like sardines with thin walls) against one another. "Stop at another door." The knowledge, that no matter what you did or said, you could be judged an enemy of the state.

Pure fucking evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2017 08:12 PM (ycWCI)

333 319 Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: That's NOT FUNNY!!!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2017 08:13 PM (hyuyC)

334 Sun Drop or GTFO
Posted by: goodluckduck at November 24, 2017 08:12 PM (V8zw+)

Do they make a no sugar version?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2017 08:13 PM (ycWCI)

335 330. Now, your cousins have that group NEO, who did the soundtrack for Kontroll - one of my & my kid's favorite recent films:

https://youtu.be/OjS8hf6Ck9A

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:14 PM (fA1SL)

336 Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: That's not funny, ese.

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at November 24, 2017 08:15 PM (5wCUq)

337 "Do they make a no sugar version?"

It's probably all corn syrup now :-(

Honestly I don't know.

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 24, 2017 08:15 PM (V8zw+)

338 No Sugar Mellow Yellow exists! I love Mellow Yellow! Fuck the Dew.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 08:16 PM (g4lFK)

339 Best "Animal House" line:

"Boone, tell those assholes to shut up."

"Hey, shut up, you assholes!"

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 24, 2017 08:16 PM (VQjk/)

340 And if the people themselves made sure that those boots never made it home in the morning, a lot of that would have stopped.

The informers would be difficult for law-abiding types to deal with.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2017 08:16 PM (YXJ+5)

341 Did you slip? Sorry, I, uhh, consented all over the dance floor...

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 24, 2017 08:17 PM (YXJ+5)

342 Police in the Akita region [of Japan] found the men late on Thursday after a call from a local resident that "suspicious men" were standing at the seafront in the town of Yurihonjo. The men were taken into custody, walking unaided, according to Japanese national broadcaster NHK.

"We understand that the eight individuals are reporting that they came from North Korea for fishing, but drifted there after their ship experienced (mechanical) troubles," said Hachiro Okonogi, chairman of the National Public Safety Commission.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 24, 2017 08:18 PM (e8kgV)

343 Still a bit too syrupy, maybe just a touch too sweet. NOT as good as Mello Yellow Zero.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2017 08:01 PM (ycWCI)

Quite rightly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2017 08:18 PM (SiINZ)

344 318 ESPN has The OCHO and it's fantastic

We're glad you like it. Now, are you ready for your mandatory social justice browbeating?
Posted by: ESPNwxyz at November 24, 2017 08:05 PM (Tyii7)

I only tolerate ESPN from Thanksgiving through New Years and only for NCAA football.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 08:19 PM (g4lFK)

345 Now, your cousins have that group NEO, who did the soundtrack for Kontroll - one of my my kid's favorite recent films:

https://youtu.be/OjS8hf6Ck9A

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:14 PM (fA1SL)

The movie is not far off from reality.
The title of the clip is "preparing for ticket inspection"

Posted by: Miklos from Budapest Transport at November 24, 2017 08:19 PM (zCyNd)

346
Every time I hear the words "Life Coach" I piss myself laughing.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2017 06:26 PM (BuwEv)

It's not a laughing matter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2017 08:19 PM (oPNmq)

347 The difficulty would be knowing who the informant was.

If you knew who the informant was then slit his throat.

Posted by: gNewt at November 24, 2017 08:19 PM (0nM5K)

348 345. It's a great film - very simple story, but told with such humor, amd filmed beautifully.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:20 PM (fA1SL)

349 338 No Sugar Mellow Yellow exists! I love Mellow Yellow! Fuck the Dew.
Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 08:16 PM (g4lFK)

Mello Yello Zero is the best diet/no sugar soda ever man by the hand of man. And I can only find it in cans and sometimes not even then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2017 08:20 PM (ycWCI)

350
The informers would be difficult for law-abiding types to deal with.
Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2017 08:16 PM (YXJ+5)

Zeks in camps for political prisoners dealt with informers ruthlessly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 08:20 PM (GJgyl)

351 How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: That's not funny, ese.
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at November 24, 2017 08:15 PM (5wCUq)

That's not funny!

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 08:20 PM (g4lFK)

352 �i+Vice Chancellor of Diversity and Climate: the living embodiment of the self-licking ice-cream cone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 08:01 PM (GJgyl)�-i+

Did the ice-cream cone ask itself permission?

Better hope so, or else ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2017 08:20 PM (YqDXo)

353 Best Animal House line:
"Thank You, God!"

Posted by: Chuck C at November 24, 2017 08:20 PM (0V2ki)

354 Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

Thank you for the second video. I had not seen it before. I wanted to help her cover up all those vast tracks of land. I'm a giver like that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2017 08:20 PM (hyuyC)

355 The men were taken into custody, walking unaided, according to Japanese national broadcaster NHK.

They eight men were to taken to a bare cell with a single toilet and given a chocolate bar to share. "What, do we look like we're made of money!?", yelled their leader, as they demanded a cheaper room.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2017 08:21 PM (7ulel)

356 The title of the clip is "preparing for ticket inspection"

Posted by: Miklos from Budapest Transport

Good thing we don't live in such a totalitarian nightmare. Now remove your shoes, comrade.

Posted by: TSA at November 24, 2017 08:21 PM (5wCUq)

357 354. Makea one rethink accordion hatred, donnit?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:21 PM (fA1SL)

358 Fuck! Failed missing Amy Schumer sock.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 08:21 PM (g4lFK)

359 Dancing? There's rules for dancing? When I was growing up we only had one rule for dancing. 'Don't Dance.'

There. Fixed your sexual perversions.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2017 08:21 PM (lwiT4)

360 338 No Sugar Mellow Yellow exists! I love Mellow Yellow! Fuck the Dew.
Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 08:16 PM (g4lFK)

--Mellow Yellow Zero is great, but only occasionally do I find it in stores, and only in 12 packs, and only in restaurants with those cool touch-screen fountains.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 08:21 PM (GsAUU)

361 Every time I hear the words "Life Coach" I piss myself laughing.

"Now get out there and HIT SOMEBODY!"

Oh, wait. That was a football coach.

Never mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2017 08:21 PM (YqDXo)

362 354 Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

Thank you for the second video. I had not seen it before. I wanted to help her cover up all those vast tracks of land. I'm a giver like that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 24, 2017 08:20 PM (hyuyC)

*Backtracks to Palp's second link*

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Land surveyor at November 24, 2017 08:22 PM (ycWCI)

363 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 24, 2017 08:18 PM (e8kgV)

After the deserter at the DMZ, and now these guys. Bet they won't ever want to go back. If this starts to increase, especially across the Chinese border, it means the Rocket Man is losing control.
"Mechanical difficulties" heh.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:22 PM (gEvQ8)

364 356. No, that was - might still be - the way it was done. Random spot checks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:22 PM (fA1SL)

365 or: "May I cup your left breast, over your shirt, with my right hand?"

I shit you not. These were Antioch Colleges "guidelines."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 24, 2017 06:37 PM (YCQeq)

You needed a separate waiver for each boobeh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2017 08:23 PM (oPNmq)

366 349 338 No Sugar Mellow Yellow exists! I love Mellow Yellow! Fuck the Dew.
Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 08:16 PM (g4lFK)

Mello Yello Zero is the best diet/no sugar soda ever man by the hand of man. And I can only find it in cans and sometimes not even then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2017 08:20 PM (ycWCI)

What stores? Kroger? Publix?

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 08:23 PM (g4lFK)

367 Every time I hear the words "Life Coach" I piss myself laughing.

-
I could be a life coach. I know both axioms. 1) Straighten up. 2) Fly right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 24, 2017 08:23 PM (+y/Ru)

368 No, that was - might still be - the way it was done. Random spot checks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:22 PM (fA1SL)

Still done that way.

Posted by: Miklos from Budapest Transport at November 24, 2017 08:23 PM (zCyNd)

369 I could be a life coach too. Might not work out so well but who cares.

Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2017 08:24 PM (UdKB7)

370 >>>Zeks in camps for political prisoners dealt with informers ruthlessly.<<<

I kill a communist for free, man.

For a green card? I cut him up real good.

Posted by: Tony Montana at November 24, 2017 08:25 PM (3DZIZ)

371 What stores? Kroger? Publix?
Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 08:23 PM (g4lFK)

Kroger is the only one I can find it at with any certainty. Never seen it in Wal-mart for some reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Land surveyor at November 24, 2017 08:25 PM (ycWCI)

372 What stores? Kroger? Publix?
Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 08:23 PM (g4lFK)

--I've seen it at Albertson's, and (I may be misremembering) Family Dollar.

Eateries like Jack In The Box and Boston Market with those Coke touch-screen fountains also have it.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 08:25 PM (GsAUU)

373 Wait, this is over someone asking you to dance?

The frightening thing is that Princeton is paying some loser, maybe a whole office full of losers, yearly salary and benefits to come up shit like this.

Princeton SJW bureaucrat: "I've come up with a list of 16 sexual positions that are forbidden by the Wymyn's Studies department. It's easy to keep track of them, because they're all the ones that involve men."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2017 08:25 PM (YqDXo)

374 For tjose who haven't seen it - Kontroll is wonderful film. In some ways a retelling of Purgatorio. Lots of humor - the scenes with 'Boots' the fare-evader, the company psychologist, etc, are masterful.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:26 PM (fA1SL)

375 --I've seen it at Albertson's, and (I may be misremembering) Family Dollar.

Eateries like Jack In The Box and Boston Market with those Coke touch-screen fountains also have it.
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 08:25 PM (GsAUU)

Yeah, the freestyle machines are great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Land surveyor at November 24, 2017 08:26 PM (ycWCI)

376 Most life coaches seem to be more Jason Garrett than Bear Bryant.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU)

377 Dairy Queen and Zaxby's also have the freestyle machines here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Land surveyor at November 24, 2017 08:27 PM (ycWCI)

378 Yeah, the freestyle machines are great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Land surveyor at November 24, 2017 08:26 PM (ycWCI)

--Yeah, freestyle. I was strained trying to remember the name.

El Taco Tote used to have those, but the fucking beaner kids kept messing them up so now just regular fountains with six choices.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 08:29 PM (GsAUU)

379 Soundtrack

The Politics of Dancing

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eabefjsJsAQ

Safety Dance

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 24, 2017 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)

380 376 Most life coaches seem to be more ~~Jason Garrett~~ Richard Simmons than Bear Bryant.
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 08:27 PM (GsAUU)

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2017 08:31 PM (YqDXo)

381 Anyway what's all this I hear about neo-nazi furries? Is this a thing?

Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2017 08:32 PM (UdKB7)

382 379. Pfft! Better soundtrack:

Julia:
https://youtu.be/buGo4dm5xGI

Walk it Down, Talk it Down: https://youtu.be/5JCMStdN2W4

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:32 PM (fA1SL)

383 Ya know, in this information age where so much knowledge is online and free to damn near everyone, I really can't understand the rise of the socialist/communist ideas in the yutes in this country. Even just a little research will show the darkest sides of those ideologies from Stalin to Mao to Pol Pot to the Kim regime. The death toll from just those four men is staggering, yet they clamor for it. I guess the desire for free stuff from the state is greater than the possibility that they might be one of the first up against the wall facing a bullet with their name on it.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:33 PM (gEvQ8)

384 Princeton Boys Tip Cows On Weekends!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2017 08:33 PM (EZebt)

385 381. Yep. They're such degenerates these furries that they seek respectability as neo-nazis.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:34 PM (fA1SL)

386 Do as I say, not as I do.

Posted by: Your Life Coach at November 24, 2017 08:35 PM (Tyii7)

387 I really can't understand the rise of the socialist/communist ideas in the yutes in this country. Even just a little research...

Stop! Found the problem...

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2017 08:36 PM (7ulel)

388 What's funny too is that it look as uncool and lame as the stuff the New Left attacked in the 1960s.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 24, 2017 08:36 PM (4ErVI)

389 Just skip the dance and read books by candle light.

Posted by: Scott Van Pelt at November 24, 2017 08:36 PM (GsAUU)

390 You needed a separate waiver for each boobeh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2017 08:23 PM (oPNmq)

You learn to make the most of the one you're allowed to fondle, I guess.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2017 08:36 PM (9SkN+)

391
msnbc's top cuck, Hugh Hewitt, fake interviewed hillary clinton this week for his radio show.

Hugh is so proud of his pathetic interview. The questions were laughable. The answers were typical of clinton -- all lies.

I have no doubt that the "fetching Mrs Hewitt" is getting pumped by other men. Hugh is impotent and probably wears his wife's underwear.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 24, 2017 08:37 PM (ML24Y)

392 381 Anyway what's all this I hear about neo-nazi furries? Is this a thing?
Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2017 08:32 PM (UdKB7)

There's an Emily Litella joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2017 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

393 Ya know, in this information age where so much knowledge is online and free to damn near everyone, I really can't understand the rise of the socialist/communist ideas in the yutes in this country. Even just a little research will show the darkest sides of those ideologies from Stalin to Mao to Pol Pot to the Kim regime. The death toll from just those four men is staggering, yet they clamor for it.

Idea: we get our message out by putting anti-Communist propaganda on porn sites.

I know. It's a gift.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2017 08:38 PM (YqDXo)

394 Wasn't Matt "In a van. Down by the river." Foley the world's first life coach?

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2017 08:38 PM (tIhIY)

395 And one more, by the same 'artist'.

https://youtu.be/7Q533RHWKss

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:09 PM (fA1SL)

========

Gorgeous! Although the accordion accompaniment was a bit odd - I associate that sound more with Italy than Slavic countries.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 24, 2017 08:38 PM (/qEW2)

396 Your mamma don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

397
I really can't understand the rise of the socialist/communist ideas in the yutes in this country. Even just a little research...

VOX explained it to me.

Posted by: Yute at November 24, 2017 08:39 PM (IqV8l)

398 381 Anyway what's all this I hear about neo-nazi furries? Is this a thing?
Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2017 08:32 PM (UdKB7)

Der Furrher?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 08:39 PM (NWiLs)

399 Yiff heil!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 08:39 PM (NWiLs)

400 Idea: we get our message out by putting anti-Communist propaganda on porn sites.

I know. It's a gift.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2017 08:38 PM (YqDXo)

That's... genius.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Land surveyor at November 24, 2017 08:40 PM (ycWCI)

401 Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 24, 2017 08:37 PM (ML24Y)

Hugh suffers from an alarming condition called pedoface. It's always weirded me out. One of my neighbors has it too and I avoid that dude like the plague.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 24, 2017 08:40 PM (4ErVI)

402 You're doing just fine. That will be $500.

Posted by: Your Life Coach at November 24, 2017 08:40 PM (Tyii7)

403 396 Your mamma don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

Nowadays it's "your mamma don't Prancercize and your daddy don't cross dress or queer off."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2017 08:40 PM (YqDXo)

404 Momma's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night!

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:40 PM (gEvQ8)

405
Hugh suffers from an alarming condition called pedoface.

What a weird looking man.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 24, 2017 08:41 PM (ML24Y)

406 395. Heh....Red Army used to have marching accordionists. Eastern Europe digs it some accordions.

Hell - the most ferocious man of the '90's was an accordion player: https://youtu.be/U-EQJA8Ahac

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:41 PM (fA1SL)

407 Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 24, 2017 08:37 PM (ML24Y)

Marks Soothsayer down as "neutral" on opinion of Mr. Hewitt.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 24, 2017 08:41 PM (pzooj)

408 404 Momma's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night!
Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:40 PM (gEvQ

Now if that isn't a double entendre I don't know what is.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

409 406 395. Heh....Red Army used to have marching accordionists. Eastern Europe digs it some accordions.

Hell - the most ferocious man of the '90's was an accordion player: https://youtu.be/U-EQJA8Ahac
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:41 PM (fA1SL)

And you people rag on the bagpipes...

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

410 Put me in life coach...

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at November 24, 2017 08:42 PM (EZWNE)

411 If you'd like a peek into what insanity looks like boogle
"The Furred Reich"

Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2017 08:42 PM (UdKB7)

412 After the deserter at the DMZ, and now these guys. Bet they won't ever want to go back. If this starts to increase, especially across the Chinese border, it means the Rocket Man is losing control.
"Mechanical difficulties" heh.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:22 PM (gEvQ

===

The fact that as an elite DPRK soldier, he was still malnourished and infested with parasites, means the regime and its military is far more fragile than we thought.

We should strike as soon as possible.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2017 08:42 PM (EZebt)

413 409. Play yhat vid and look at the face on that accordionist. That dude has seen some shit, man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:43 PM (fA1SL)

414 Eateries like Jack In The Box and Boston Market with those Coke touch-screen fountains also have it.

Saw them filling one of those up the other day. They're like ink-jet printers inside. All these little book-sized plastic syrup cartridges that they plug in for each brand and each flavor (i.e., 'citrus lime' gets used for Mello Yello and Coke). And a big ol' box of HFCS to make the full-sugar versions.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2017 08:43 PM (Sv2/X)

415
Hell - the most ferocious man of the '90's was an accordion player

Weird Al is BAD!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2017 08:43 PM (IqV8l)

416 Now if that isn't a double entendre I don't know what is.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

Sadly, I did not pen that gem. I give credit to the Who

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:43 PM (gEvQ8)

417 Boy, this is a sweet gig for a leftist ne'er-do-well like me.

Posted by: Your Life Coach at November 24, 2017 08:44 PM (Tyii7)

418 Heh....Red Army used to have marching accordionists. Eastern Europe digs it some accordions.

PREPARE TO DEPLOY TACTICAL NUCLEAR CAJUNS!

Posted by: 1st Zouaves at November 24, 2017 08:45 PM (zCyNd)

419 411 If you'd like a peek into what insanity looks like boogle
"The Furred Reich"
Posted by: freaked at November 24, 2017 08:42 PM (UdKB7)

That is... different.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2017 08:45 PM (ycWCI)

420 And you people rag on the bagpipes...

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

Who would you rather follow into battle? The pipes...or an accordion? As for me, I would follow the pipes!

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:45 PM (gEvQ8)

421 The fact that as an elite DPRK soldier, he was still malnourished and infested with parasites, means the regime and its military is far more fragile than we thought.

We should strike as soon as possible.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2017 08:42 PM (EZebt)

Great point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2017 08:45 PM (YqDXo)

422 Sadly, I did not pen that gem. I give credit to the Who
Posted by: Old Blue

First base.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 08:46 PM (5wCUq)

423 Who would you rather follow into battle? The pipes...or an accordion? As for me, I would follow the pipes!
Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:45 PM (gEvQ

For my part, I'd rather follow a tank.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2017 08:46 PM (YqDXo)

424 409 & 413.

Novislav Djojic, if memory serves

Convict, and war criminal. And the man could play a mean accordion

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:47 PM (fA1SL)

425 For my part, I'd rather follow a tank.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Especially in winter. That exhaust is toasty.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 08:47 PM (5wCUq)

426 420 & 423. The accordion is not to lead men into battle - rather, it is an offensive weapons system.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:48 PM (fA1SL)

427 First base.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 08:46 PM (5wCUq)

What?

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:48 PM (gEvQ8)

428 Heh....Red Army used to have marching accordionists. Eastern Europe digs it some accordions.

The military use of accordions is strictly prohibited under the Geneva Convention.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2017 08:48 PM (9SkN+)

429 --Ugh, I've had waiters/waitresses checking in every 3 minutes asking how everything is.

A couple of occasions, when it was finally time to settle up, I then had to wait fifteen minutes for them to reappear.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 07:42 PM (GsAUU)

That, and they never fail to wait until your mouth is full of food to ask, "how is everything?" I should reply, "mmph, groomf, this food sucks so bad, I'm cramming it down in a hurry to get it over wiff."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2017 08:49 PM (oPNmq)

430 For my part, I'd rather follow a tank.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Especially in winter. That exhaust is toasty.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 08:47 PM (5wCUq)

We drank all the anti-freeze.

Posted by: The Russian Army at November 24, 2017 08:49 PM (zCyNd)

431 For my part, I'd rather follow a tank.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 24, 2017 08:46 PM (YqDXo)

Yeah, that too. The pipes could lead the tank.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:49 PM (gEvQ8)

432 413 409. Play yhat vid and look at the face on that accordionist. That dude has seen some shit, man.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:43 PM (fA1SL)

He definitely has the thousand-yard stare.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

433 Tech on the board first.

Posted by: Scott Van Pelt at November 24, 2017 08:49 PM (GsAUU)

434 Waiting for it...Waiting for it...

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:50 PM (gEvQ8)

435 432. Yep, even as he plays, he's scanning the horizon, seeking to REMOVE KEBAB.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:50 PM (fA1SL)

436 Accordions are very slavic. Some of the players are virtuosos.

Barbara not so much, but she can dance

https://youtu.be/h2rQfG7A7vI

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2017 08:50 PM (2K6fY)

437 What?
Posted by: Old Blue

Second base

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 08:50 PM (5wCUq)

438 /Bald-headed, Kermit the Frog-looking motherfucker sock

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 08:51 PM (GsAUU)

439 Second base

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 08:50 PM (5wCUq)

I dunno

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:51 PM (gEvQ8)

440
"The military use of accordions is strictly prohibited under the Geneva Convention."

You are thinking of banjos.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 24, 2017 08:51 PM (3myMJ)

441
The military use of accordions is strictly prohibited under the Geneva Convention.
Posted by: Cicero

Gentlemen, there must not be an accordion gap!

Posted by: President Merkin Muffley at November 24, 2017 08:51 PM (S6Pax)

442 I dunno
Posted by: Old Blue

3rd

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 08:52 PM (5wCUq)

443 "I'm a body and fender man

Let me fix your car..."

Posted by: Johnny Adams, the "Tan Canary" at November 24, 2017 07:55 PM (zCyNd)

Now, there is a guy who could sing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2017 08:52 PM (oPNmq)

444 Thrown out at home.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 24, 2017 08:53 PM (VQjk/)

445 Who would you rather follow into battle? The pipes...or an accordion?

Thunderstruck!

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2017 08:53 PM (H0quv)

446 3rd

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 08:52 PM (5wCUq)

We haz a Winnah! One of the all time best comedy routines ever!

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:53 PM (gEvQ8)

447 The pipes, the pipes are calling.

Posted by: Danny Boy at November 24, 2017 08:54 PM (IqV8l)

448 I place my Doomsday Accordion at the service of my nation, and of humanity.

Posted by: Melvin Cieslowski, Polka King of King of Prussia at November 24, 2017 08:54 PM (zCyNd)

449 I take the easy way out of worrying about dancing permission.

I don't dance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2017 08:54 PM (39g3+)

450 426 420 & 423. The accordion is not to lead men into battle - rather, it is an offensive weapons system.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:48 PM (fA1SL)

Like a pneumatic LRAD.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 08:55 PM (NWiLs)

451 Fred Astaire to Ginger Rogers:

"Will you please sign these consent forms for the verse and the chorus, Ginger? We'll stop to sign more at the bridge and clarinet solo."

Retards.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 24, 2017 08:55 PM (Ndje9)

452
You are thinking of banjos.

Jew's harp.

Found that Johann Albrechtsberger (one of Beethoven's teachers) wrote several concertos for Jew's harp and orchestra.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 08:55 PM (uc7J0)

453 Heh, Tech vs. UVA is the polar opposite of USF-UCF.

Defensive dogfight.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 08:55 PM (GsAUU)

454 447. Best. Version. Ever. :

https://youtu.be/vgz-CKRzs-4

'The old man's am artist with a Thompson.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:55 PM (fA1SL)

455 Accordions are very slavic. Some of the players are virtuosos.

Like the Schmenges!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2017 08:56 PM (39g3+)

456 We haz a Winnah! One of the all time best comedy routines ever!
Posted by: Old Blue

Especially done by McGuillicutty and Green:
https://youtu.be/jFhvmCgs_L4

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 08:56 PM (5wCUq)

457 Cheech and Chong I think it was did a variant based on rock bands

Who, Guess Who, Yes, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2017 08:57 PM (39g3+)

458 Here ya go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg

Who's on first

Posted by: Old Blue at November 24, 2017 08:58 PM (gEvQ8)

459 451 Fred Astaire to Ginger Rogers:

"Will you please sign these consent forms for the verse and the chorus, Ginger? We'll stop to sign more at the bridge and clarinet solo."

Retards.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 24, 2017 08:55 PM (Ndje9)

Mmmm, Cyd Charrise.
https://tinyurl.com/y9po38s6

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2017 08:59 PM (ycWCI)

460 Looking at the sidebar article about Black Friday, it seems that the TVs are smarter than the people who are buying them.

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

461 Kimberley Guilfoyle is very hot, but I'd never get past the fact that Gavin Newsome's cock has been inside her.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 09:01 PM (GsAUU)

462 460 Looking at the sidebar article about Black Friday, it seems that the TVs are smarter than the people who are buying them.
Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2017 09:00 PM (sdi6R)

That is a low bar to step over.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2017 09:02 PM (ycWCI)

463 Can't dance, but I believe I will:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbTS7jS4UHw

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2017 09:02 PM (oPNmq)

464 Play yhat vid and look at the face on that accordionist. That dude has seen some shit, man.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 08:43 PM (fA1SL)

========

He definitely does not look like someone with which one would want to fuck around. It's a lighthearted tune, yet he does not seem capable of "jovial".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 24, 2017 09:03 PM (/qEW2)

465 461 Kimberley Guilfoyle is very hot, but I'd never get past the fact that Gavin Newsome's cock has been inside her.
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 09:01 PM (GsAUU)

She has that Julia Roberts mouth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2017 09:03 PM (ycWCI)

466 My mistake it was the Credibility Gap with Harry Shearer

https://youtu.be/DUG5VMd4TFU

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2017 09:03 PM (39g3+)

467 Kimberley Guilfoyle is very hot, but I'd never get past the fact that Gavin Newsome's cock has been inside her.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 09:01 PM (GsAUU)

You would get over it in about 2.3 seconds. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 24, 2017 09:04 PM (aMlLZ)

468 Black Friday: Americans going batshit crazy to buy more shit one day after giving thanks for what they already have.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 09:05 PM (GsAUU)

469 467 Kimberley Guilfoyle is very hot, but I'd never get past the fact that Gavin Newsome's cock has been inside her.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 09:01 PM (GsAUU)

You would get over it in about 2.3 seconds. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 24, 2017 09:04 PM (aMlLZ)

That long?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 09:05 PM (NWiLs)

470 468 Black Friday: Americans going batshit crazy to buy more shit one day after giving thanks for what they already have.
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 09:05 PM (GsAUU)

Yeah, but I wonder how many of the Black Friday fanatics really "gave thanks" for anything on Thursday.

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2017 09:06 PM (sdi6R)

471
Accordians?

Obligatory Far Side

https://tinyurl.com/m4rc22h

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 24, 2017 09:06 PM (eXA4G)

472 Damn, Kim Dickens really makes my junk jump.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 09:07 PM (g4lFK)

473 Here's a longer, variant version with more bands

B: So I hear you're going to have a rock festival with the some of the big groups from the 60's and 70's.
A: I certainly am. Would you like to buy a ticket?
B: Well, depends on the bands. You got a band schedule?
Abbot: Of course I do! Guess Who's on first . . .
B: Who?
A: Not Who. Guess Who. Who's on second.
B: Wait a minute. Who's on first?
A: Guess Who.
B: Who?
A: No. They're second. Guess Who's on first.
B: That's what I'm trying to do! Look, after the first group plays and you write them a check, who gets the money?
A: No. Why should Who get the money? Guess Who gets the money!
pause
B: The band that's playing first. Who are they?
A: No, The Band is playing third. Guess Who is playing first.
B: Who?
A and B together: They're playing second!
B: Let me try again. The band plays, right?
A: Right. Of course The Band plays.
B: So who is onstage?
A: No. Why should Who be onstage if The Band is playing?
B: Who is onstage while the band is playing?
A: No, Who is backstage while The Band is playing.
B: I'm not going if you're not going to tell me who is playing.
A: You don't like them?
B: Who?
A: Most people like them.
B: Can you at least tell me which group is playing LAST?
A: Yes.
B: Who?
A: No, they're second.
B: Who is playing last?
A: No. Who is second. Yes is last.
B: Who?
A: No, Yes.
B: Do you have a contract from the band that's playing last?
A: I do. Yes.
B: So it's who?
A: No. I already told you; Who is playing second.
B: The contract is signed by who?
A: No. Why should it be signed by Who?
B: Who signs it then?
A: No, Yes signs it.
B: This is nuts! Guess Who's on first, Who is on second, the Band is on third, and Yes is on fourth!
A: You finally got it right!
B: I don't even know what I'm saying! Forget it.
A: Forget it?
B: Right. I'm not going if you won't tell me who's playing; and if you say they're playing second, I'll sock you one!
A: OK! OK! So what will you do instead of coming to the concert?
B: I think I'll go to Boston.
A: Oh. We couldn't sign them!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2017 09:07 PM (39g3+)

474 Toy soldiers. The Red Arny accordianist.

http://siberia-miniatures.ru/siberia-minisimages/WW2-18.jpg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 24, 2017 09:08 PM (+y/Ru)

475 471
Accordians?

Obligatory Far Side

https://tinyurl.com/m4rc22h
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 24, 2017 09:06 PM (eXA4G)

--Classic.

But I'd happily listen to Weird Al play accordion in heaven.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 09:08 PM (GsAUU)

476 I may not be on first, but I try harder.

Posted by: Hu Jintao at November 24, 2017 09:08 PM (/qEW2)

477 You would get over it in about 2.3 seconds. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 24, 2017 09:04 PM (aMlLZ)

--You have no idea how scummy Newsome is, is my guess.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 09:09 PM (GsAUU)

478 Fear the Walking Dead has upped their game in season 3.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 09:10 PM (g4lFK)

479 That long?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 24, 2017 09:05 PM (NWiLs)

I was guessing his recovery. As for myself, I'm already way past it. lol

She is totally qualified to be on my 1000 year rule list.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 24, 2017 09:10 PM (aMlLZ)

480 --You have no idea how scummy Newsome is, is my guess.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 09:09 PM (GsAUU)

Oh yes I do. Don't care. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 24, 2017 09:11 PM (aMlLZ)

481 --You have no idea how scummy Newsome is, is my guess.
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 09:09 PM (GsAUU)

Favorite line of all time by one of my friends when we were talking about some wymenz:

Friend One: "Man, I would so bang her!

Friend Comedy Gold responds: Really!?.. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

Posted by: texcat at November 24, 2017 09:12 PM (wf3RQ)

482 I don't need to hug or hold you tight
I just want to dance with you all night
In this world there's nothing I would rather do
Because I'm happy just to dance with you

Now if you'll just fill out this 15 page consent form

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2017 09:12 PM (SiINZ)

483 Kimberley Guilfoyle gives off that cocaine party girl vibe.

Posted by: Monk at November 24, 2017 09:13 PM (g4lFK)

484 Kimberley Guilfoyle is very hot, but I'd never get past the fact that Gavin Newsome's cock has been inside her.

Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2017 09:01 PM (GsAUU)

You would get over it in about 2.3 seconds. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 24, 2017 09:04 PM (aMlLZ)

========

Ok, what about Meghan McCain. She's hot, but her father is John McCain, and one would continually be thinking about that.

Posted by: hot women whose history would involve buzzkill at November 24, 2017 09:13 PM (/qEW2)

485 Favorite line of all time by one of my friends when we were talking about some wymenz:

Friend One: "Man, I would so bang her!

Friend Comedy Gold responds: Really!?.. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

Posted by: texcat at November 24, 2017 09:12 PM (wf3RQ)

I usually say not with Obama's dick and biden pushing.

For guilfoyle I would go fucking space suit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 24, 2017 09:14 PM (aMlLZ)

486 Ok, what about Meghan McCain. She's hot, but her father is John McCain, and one would continually be thinking about that.
Posted by: hot women whose history would involve buzzkill

Also, every time she opens her mouth something stupid falls out.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 09:14 PM (5wCUq)

487
Out: chaperone

In: notary public

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2017 09:15 PM (dSye/)

488 Also, every time she opens her mouth something stupid falls out.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 09:14 PM (5wCUq)

I'm sure there's a work-around for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2017 09:16 PM (oPNmq)

489 Now someone is accusing Steven Seagal of violently sexually abusing a 13 year old girl.

After a while this is going to pick up a "cry wolf" vibe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2017 09:16 PM (39g3+)

490 489 Now someone is accusing Steven Seagal of violently sexually abusing a 13 year old girl.

After a while this is going to pick up a "cry wolf" vibe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 24, 2017 09:16 PM (39g3+)

I could see it. Seagul definitely gives off a scumy vibe, imo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 24, 2017 09:17 PM (ycWCI)

491 I am always late to the game.

But who would hire someone who went to a college that matriculated individuals who had to be instructed on how not to rape people at the age of 19-21.

Are they kinda admitting their admission standards a a wee bit suspect?

Maybe don't bring those idiots to school?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 24, 2017 09:17 PM (7+qdf)

492 Ok, what about Meghan McCain. She's hot, but her father is John McCain, and one would continually be thinking about that.
Posted by: hot women whose history would involve buzzkill

Also, every time she opens her mouth something stupid falls out.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 09:14 PM (5wCUq)

I question said hotness...and buzzkill of 10 with the senior Senator of Arizona hovering in your head...my friend.

Posted by: texcat at November 24, 2017 09:18 PM (wf3RQ)

493
Ok, what about Meghan McCain. She's hot, but her father is John McCain, and one would continually be thinking about that.
Posted by: hot women whose history would involve buzzkill at November 24, 2017 09:13 PM (/qEW2)

--Meghan McCheese = Not Hot

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at November 24, 2017 09:19 PM (GsAUU)

494 464. The song is, of course, a call and rallying cry to Radovan Karadzic. By no means a jovial tune. But by no means thw worst thing Novislav played. This one ia straight up incitement to REMOVE KEBAB:
https://youtu.be/nq_J2C6Hrz0
Chorus: 'now is the time for Serbian revenge/ All the.mosques will be blown away.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 09:19 PM (67f13)

495 Oh, and ONT is nood.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 24, 2017 09:22 PM (fA1SL)

496 Chorus: 'now is the time for Serbian revenge/ All the.mosques will be blown away.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet

I thought you said it wasn't a jovial tune?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 24, 2017 09:23 PM (5wCUq)

497 ...But who would hire someone who went to a college that matriculated individuals who had to be instructed on how not to rape people at the age of 19-21...
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 24, 2017 09:17 PM (7+qdf)

Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys...

Posted by: Hank Stram at November 24, 2017 09:24 PM (wf3RQ)

498 Sign and date here. Initial here, here, and here. Now just the fingerprints and DNA sample then PARTAY!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 24, 2017 09:25 PM (+y/Ru)

499 497
...But who would hire someone who went to a college that matriculated
individuals who had to be instructed on how not to rape people at the
age of 19-21...

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 24, 2017 09:17 PM (7+qdf)

Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys...

Posted by: Hank Stram at November 24, 2017 09:24 PM (wf3RQ)

Oh I see. This is directed at the Princeton football team.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 24, 2017 09:30 PM (7+qdf)

500 Speaking of Segal and Moutain Dew:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP1OFLsey2c

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 24, 2017 09:40 PM (V8zw+)

501 Princeton turned me down.(sad emoji)

my recent hits were not a lineage.

So I hate them all.

Beat them at what ever they could throw at me.

layers deep and well protected.

Drain the swamp!

Posted by: truth or dare at November 24, 2017 10:12 PM (VfFIF)

502 The military use of accordions is strictly prohibited under the Geneva Convention.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 24, 2017 08:48 PM (9SkN+)
You misspelled bagpipes.

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Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 24, 2017 10:15 PM (TPimP)

503 These little elitists are the dumbest bastards that ever inhabited the face of the earth.

Posted by: rplat at November 25, 2017 06:08 AM (r21s9)

504 I like the kid who asked if it was okay if he shared this nonsense on his own FB page, then kept checking back every few minutes to see if it was still okay for him to share it.

That's some world-class trolling right there.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at November 25, 2017 07:03 AM (dEU+X)

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