Pictures Released of Al "Fondles" Franken Groping Arianna Huffington in a Photoshoot

Remember when these two nothings were doing a high-larious sketch called "Strange Bedfellows" as they showed that people from different sides of the aisle could get along? Except of course they weren't from different sides of the aisle; Franken was a loud and boorish liberal, and Arianna Huffington was ending her pretending-to-be-a-conservative phase and being more honest about her progressivism too.

Anyway, these pics date from about that era. "Fondles" Franken again seems to think it's pretty funny to grope a woman in a picture.

Arianna Huffington is defending "Fondles" Franken just like she ran defense for another one of her progressive darlings, an editor who had multiple sexual harassment allegations against him.

[H]er history with a former managing editor whose "transfer" to launch HuffPost India was later revealed to be result of an HR investigation into whether he had sexually harassed multiple young women in the New York office. Gizmodo recently revisited those allegations and not only independently confirmed that the investigation was indeed the reason for that managing editor's transfer, but that Huffington knew about his actions before they were reported to HR, according to a former employee with direct knowledge of the investigation.

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1 He's got issues and so does she.

It's all gross.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 22, 2017 04:39 PM (U+nHb)

2 Franken is a grabby little prick, isn't he?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 04:39 PM (+0jcH)

3 Gold ?

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2017 04:39 PM (QC/4S)

4 sigh, Bronze

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2017 04:39 PM (QC/4S)

5 YOLO!

Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 04:41 PM (g4lFK)

6 It's not a "fondle" fondle. Only we can tell you what a real fondle is.

Posted by: whoopi with blackface boyfriend at November 22, 2017 04:41 PM (12Vsr)

7 Arianna was probably flattered that someone found her gropeable. This is all about the nuance.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 04:41 PM (14URa)

8 If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you taunt my fingers, do I not grope?

Posted by: The Merchant of Minnesota at November 22, 2017 04:42 PM (+0jcH)

9 http://bit.ly/2zsl3WB

Why has John McCain swapped legs on which he's wearing a leg brace?

What does he have to hide?

Posted by: S at November 22, 2017 04:42 PM (poT2p)

10
I think she liked it because she used to be married to a homo.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2017 04:42 PM (r+sAi)

11 So Ariana is the male Bill Kristol then?

Remember, Huffington is from Greece and so was probably used to grabby-grabby.

Also, her husband was gay, so she appreciated a little male attention for a change.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 22, 2017 04:43 PM (ZM2xo)

12 Am I the male in America not sexually harassing my employees, co-workers? What the fuck is wrong with all these degenerates? When was this ever considered "okay"?

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 22, 2017 04:43 PM (2sCft)

13 Arianna must have been hot before electricity.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 22, 2017 04:43 PM (r9UYA)

14 why does franken have that look on his face while grabbing her boob? Like he is grimacing, or constipated?

Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 04:44 PM (a0IVu)

15 The pic of where he did it to the sleeping chick?
They desperately tired to claim he never touched her.
The pic was pre or post-touch.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 04:44 PM (f/e+k)

16 A Trunk full of gropes.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 22, 2017 04:44 PM (2DOZq)

17 It's over, it's in the past, he's apologized, it never really happened anyway, look at how she's dressed, and we need to talk about the important stuff.

Besides, it's getting late, and we'd like to be milked.

Posted by: Moooo-ove On at November 22, 2017 04:45 PM (ctuyM)

18 That's a man baby!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 22, 2017 04:46 PM (255Pj)

19 She turned a man ghey. That is strength, boy! That is power!

Contemplate this on the tree of woe.

Posted by: Thulsa Choom at November 22, 2017 04:46 PM (DzIV9)

20
I think she liked it because she used to be married to a homo.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2017 04:42 PM

Did she turn him into one?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 04:46 PM (IqV8l)

21 What does he have to hide?

It looks like he's in God's waiting room sitting on that bench.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 22, 2017 04:46 PM (r9UYA)

22 This is all perfectly fine because Franken cares about wimmyn and their issues.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 22, 2017 04:47 PM (3myMJ)

23 It's just about sex. Everybody does it. Keep the Republicans out of our sex life. We do what we want when we want it. Who are you to judge.

Buncha old white prudes that don't want anyone to have any fun. They were just joking around. No big deal. Look at the picture; she was laughing.

/she ooot, mon.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 22, 2017 04:47 PM (4XCge)

24 I just got the best thing ever for Thanksgiving.

Texas Morons in the 6th- Joe Barton has had a naked picture of his wrinkeldy ass old self put out as a sext. It was consensual but he's there in all his naked as a jay bird self.
He is apologizing and considering not running for re election.

It's wine time.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2017 04:47 PM (snhNR)

25 Al is getting a promotion from Giant of the Senate to Groppenfuhrer

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 04:47 PM (+0jcH)

26 Are they really the same height? I thought he was like 5-5 or something.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 22, 2017 04:47 PM (4RH1F)

27 why does franken have that look on his face while grabbing her boob? Like he is grimacing, or constipated?

Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 04:44 PM (a0IVu)

It's his resting grope a bitch face?

Posted by: X-ray at November 22, 2017 04:47 PM (VDQek)

28 The odd thing is that I've seen like six pictures of Franken goofing around grabbing some woman by the boob. Over and over, its a really common theme with this guy.

I guess he thinks that's funny?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2017 04:48 PM (39g3+)

29 Remember, the collective noun is a rape of Democrats.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2017 04:48 PM (GsAUU)

30 Well, she certainly wasn't getting fondled like that from her hubby at the time.

Posted by: Mommy & Daddy at November 22, 2017 04:49 PM (2NqXo)

31 28 The odd thing is that I've seen like six pictures of Franken goofing around grabbing some woman by the boob. Over and over, its a really common theme with this guy.

I guess he thinks that's funny?

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It's erudite sophisticated humor. Above your head.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 04:49 PM (+0jcH)

32 >>28 The odd thing is that I've seen like six pictures of Franken goofing around grabbing some woman by the boob. Over and over, its a really common theme with this guy.

I guess he thinks that's funny?

Sammy The Bull always laughed after he pulled the trigger.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 22, 2017 04:50 PM (r9UYA)

33 never thought franken was funny....

Posted by: phoenixgirl...baseball can't get here soon enough at November 22, 2017 04:50 PM (0O7c5)

34 Air America. Air Guitar. And now Air Groping.

Posted by: 13times at November 22, 2017 04:51 PM (WHVu+)

35 30 Well, she certainly wasn't getting fondled like that from her hubby at the time.

--------

For some reason sex at home was always an MMF threesome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 04:51 PM (+0jcH)

36 Thanksgiving at the Franken home this year is bound to be ...interesting. Hey dad, you want some breast? oops..I meant turkey breast..

Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 04:51 PM (a0IVu)

37 You know, I've had plenty of male friends with whom I can joke about almost anything, but never in a million years would they try something like this on me, nor would I let them if they tried.

What is wrong with these people?

Posted by: stace at November 22, 2017 04:51 PM (6HFDU)

38 2 This is all perfectly fine because Franken cares about wimmyn and their issues.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 22, 2017 04:47 PM (3myMJ)

The common good, like Matthew Dowd says.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 22, 2017 04:51 PM (St5qb)

39 Sheesh, he's learned from this and apologizes to anyone who is offended.

Also, his recollection is somewhat different than the camera's.

Posted by: Furious George at November 22, 2017 04:52 PM (j+dfT)

40 14 why does franken have that look on his face while grabbing her boob? Like he is grimacing, or constipated?
Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 04:44 PM (a0IVu)

What little turd burgler snaps photos of themselves fucking with you while you're sleeping? That's frat boi gangbanger bs.

Posted by: whoopi with blackface boyfriend at November 22, 2017 04:52 PM (12Vsr)

41 You know, I've had plenty of male friends with whom I can joke about
almost anything, but never in a million years would they try something
like this on me, nor would I let them if they tried.

This right here.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 04:53 PM (14URa)

42 Hey Mike, you gonna share that dick or what?

Posted by: Arianna Huffington at November 22, 2017 04:53 PM (+0jcH)

43 It's pronounced "Fronken".

Posted by: Dr. Frederick Franken, respected comedic surgeon at November 22, 2017 04:54 PM (+INtM)

44 Wasn't it Larry Flynt who first made Arianna Huffington famous with his monthly Beaver Hunt feature?

Posted by: Fritz at November 22, 2017 04:54 PM (H7ZyP)

45 Some Moron posted this earlier and I laughed, so it's worth a repost

http://bit.ly/2hTG8l9

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 22, 2017 04:54 PM (DzIV9)

46 Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2017 04:47 PM (snhNR)

Aren't they saying it was probably posted by one of his old girlfriends as revenge porn, and so she could be prosecuted? I don't know why he resigned, except out of embarrassment and humiliation. he's no Adonis. I certainly don't want to see him nude. Maybe his old girlfriend talked him into in it by flattering his ego and then kept it when they broke up to get back at him.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 22, 2017 04:55 PM (ZM2xo)

47 Remember when virtue in a woman was something to admire, and only a cad would attempt to grope?

Good times.

Posted by: the Dean of Diversity at November 22, 2017 04:55 PM (cu8/f)

48
A real good way to go after franken on this is with: #whatifthiswasyoursister

Post the pic of this pervert franken grabbing Tweeden's breasts while she slept and ask What If This Was Your Sister?

or What If This Was Your Daughter?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 22, 2017 04:55 PM (7vjfd)

49 Ugh, off with the damned diversity sock

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 22, 2017 04:55 PM (cu8/f)

50
It's sad and annoying that we really suck at playing politics. Our "side" just sucks.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 22, 2017 04:56 PM (7vjfd)

51 43
It's pronounced "Fronken".

Posted by: Dr. Frederick Franken, respected comedic surgeon at November 22, 2017 04:54 PM (+INtM)
This might be the beer talking but I loved that.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 04:56 PM (14URa)

52 41
You know, I've had plenty of male friends with whom I can joke about

almost anything, but never in a million years would they try something

like this on me, nor would I let them if they tried.

This right here.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 04:53 PM (14URa)
this...i don't know people like this

Posted by: phoenixgirl...baseball can't get here soon enough at November 22, 2017 04:56 PM (0O7c5)

53 It was only a couple years ago that Kathy Griffen was helping host CNN's New Years Eve coverage and pretended to give Anderson Cooper a hummer on air.

My how times have changed.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2017 04:56 PM (/tuJf)

54 Al Franken is creepy

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2017 04:56 PM (aC6Sd)

55
Al Franken: I was just joking around for the common good

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 22, 2017 04:56 PM (SiINZ)

56 47 Remember when virtue in a woman was something to admire, and only a cad would attempt to grope?

Good times.
Posted by: the Dean of Diversity
___________

* wistful sigh *

Yes, far less competition. Alas.

Posted by: A Cad at November 22, 2017 04:56 PM (j+dfT)

57
Charmin was my gateway drug.

Posted by: Al Frankenfingerz at November 22, 2017 04:56 PM (/zwDg)

58 In the first link, who's the guy in the middle of the bed? He doesn't look like Joe Lieberman, though the title mentions Lieberman.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 04:57 PM (/qEW2)

59 What makes a 68 year old man think anyone wants to see pics of his junk? I'm not saying nobody should boink the dude but, please, turn the lights off first.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 04:57 PM (14URa)

60 "No ... But she was ruined, just the same."

Posted by: Name That Quote at November 22, 2017 04:57 PM (DzIV9)

61 Come give us a holiday kiss. Happy Tonguesgiving!

Posted by: Creepy Uncle Frankentongue at November 22, 2017 04:57 PM (H7ZyP)

62 sooo susan collins you knew bout the pervs in congress but didn't say boo. that makes you and all the female congress critters pimps.

Posted by: jane's bunk at November 22, 2017 04:58 PM (WX+x0)

63 59
What makes a 68 year old man think anyone wants to see pics of his junk?
I'm not saying nobody should boink the dude but, please, turn the
lights off first.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 04:57 PM (14URa)
That a 68 year old was sexting boggles my mind; i thought only the young and dumb did that.

Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 04:58 PM (a0IVu)

64 Donna, you have it right but this fucker just came out and said he wanted full on amnesty for the DACA illegals.

I have worked for 6 years to try and get rid of him and we got close once. I love it that he shot his own foot off.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2017 04:58 PM (snhNR)

65 I can't believe I never knew the lady who is responsible for HuffPo used to pretend she was conservative.

I can't think of any other situations where someone started as a conservative and became a liberal. I can think of tons of the opposite. And almost everyone I know personally has worked liberal -> conservative.

I guess that's why she's worth so much money. That's a f*ckin' smart, smart woman to plan like that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 22, 2017 04:58 PM (fsZof)

66 Gizmodo recently revisited those allegations and not only independently confirmed...

When you have to turn to Buzzfeed and Gizmodo for hard-hitting investigative journalism...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 04:59 PM (BoMuO)

67 Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 04:53 PM (14URa)
this...i don't know people like this

Posted by: phoenixgirl...baseball can't get here soon enough at November 22, 2017 04:56 PM (0O7c5)

I know. More evidence that normal people do not enter politics or show business.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 22, 2017 04:59 PM (ZM2xo)

68 I still think that Franken did more to sound asleep Ms. Tweeden than was displayed in that one photo. His brother was the photographer, who knows what photos he may have taken but didn't release

Posted by: josephistan at November 22, 2017 04:59 PM (ANIFC)

69 she's laughing when Franken gropes her in the bed pic ... but that doesn't mean it was "mutual" or wanted. Same with the one in Minnesota ... she is smiling.

But it is an unexpected thing and a slap or punch is probably the right thing, but sometimes laughing it off is much easier. There should be a few indicators and some time leading up to more intimate contact. Not ... "Smile .Oh surprise, I'm groping"

But "punch a Nazi" ... well that is different. Can't have conservatives just running around free, talking and shit.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 22, 2017 05:00 PM (/aIFg)

70 Franken has a notebook at home where he keeps lists.

Adrianna: Boobage feel, ass grab, 10,16,2014.
What a night!

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 22, 2017 05:00 PM (3myMJ)

71 It sure seems like behaving like drunken frat boys and skeevy perverts is de riguer in the MSM and Washington. Whoda thunk it?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 22, 2017 05:01 PM (oLTNb)

72 Al Franken is creepy

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2017 04:56 PM (aC6Sd)

========

The piggy, squinty eyes, the leering rictus. He'd make a really good Joker, although his face is a bit too rectangular.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 05:01 PM (/qEW2)

73 Remember when these two nothings were doing a high-larious sketch called "Strange Bedfellows" as they showed that people from different sides of the aisle could get along? Except of course they weren't from different sides of the aisle; Franken was a loud and boorish liberal, and Arianna Huffington was ending her pretending-to-be-a-conservative phase and being more honest about her progressivism too.

Does this mean we can soon expect to see a sketch of Al Franken groping Bill Kristol in "Strange Bed Fellows"?

Please .. no.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 22, 2017 05:01 PM (8gDQu)

74 This is old news. Franken already talked about these accusations. It is time to move on. Did you hear about Roy Moore and the 14 year old?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 05:01 PM (BoMuO)

75 I can't believe I never knew the lady who is responsible for HuffPo used to pretend she was conservative.

I can't think of any other situations where someone started as a conservative and became a liberal. I can think of tons of the opposite. And almost everyone I know personally has worked liberal -> conservative.

-----

I have a couple of friends from college who went from Right to Left. Both turned after marrying nice liberal girls. No sarcasm intended, they are both very nice, but they're liberals.

Posted by: josephistan at November 22, 2017 05:01 PM (ANIFC)

76 I'm sure Al still thinks of her fondley.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 22, 2017 05:02 PM (hcyUh)

77 I see sonobi!

Posted by: Katashi Long Chu at November 22, 2017 05:02 PM (4XCge)

78 >>> A real good way to go after franken on this is with: #whatifthiswasyoursister
Post the pic of this pervert franken grabbing Tweeden's breasts while she slept and ask What If This Was Your Sister?
or What If This Was Your Daughter?

See, THIS is why we are not hugging anyone this Thanksgiving!

Posted by: Girl Scouts at November 22, 2017 05:02 PM (hvf9s)

79 That a 68 year old was sexting boggles my mind; i thought only the young and dumb did that.

Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 04:58 PM (a0IVu)

Thinking with the little head, he was. It's a common issue among men of any age.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 22, 2017 05:02 PM (7UW64)

80 WHERE IS THE JOE BARTON DICK PIC???

As you may have heard, a Republican congressman is embarrassed by a dick pic making the rounds:

https://www.texastribune.org/2017/11/22/ us-rep-joe-barton-deciding-how-respond-after-graphic-photo-circulates-/

However, unlike Anthony Weiner, he was an adult, separated from his wife, filed for divorce, having a few flings with other adult women -- so he did nothing wrong:

"U.S. Rep. Joe Barton, R-Ennis, released a statement on Wednesday apologizing for a graphic nude photo of him that circulated on social media earlier this week.

"While separated from my second wife, prior to the divorce, I had sexual relationships with other mature adult women," he said. "Each was consensual. Those relationships have ended. I am sorry I did not use better judgment during those days."

To complete the tory, we NEED to see the dick pic itself -- but for some reason, I can't find it anywhere online. Anyone have a link for it? Morbid curiosity compels me!

Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2017 05:03 PM (42M22)

81 We boned!

Posted by: Ari Anna Huffington at November 22, 2017 05:03 PM (ALaia)

82 >>> A real good way to go after franken on this is with: #whatifthiswasyoursister
Post the pic of this pervert franken grabbing Tweeden's breasts while she slept and ask What If This Was Your Sister?

Yeah ... so what? Do you want to see my family album?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 22, 2017 05:04 PM (8gDQu)

83
"U.S. Rep. Joe Barton, R-Ennis, released a statement on Wednesday apologizing for a graphic nude photo of him that circulated on social media earlier this week.

---------

If only he was a Populist from Ennis

Posted by: josephistan at November 22, 2017 05:04 PM (ANIFC)

84 >>That a 68 year old was sexting boggles my mind; i thought only the young and dumb did that.

I love my Jitterbug!

Posted by: Joe Biden (D) at November 22, 2017 05:04 PM (6qwyH)

85 52 41
You know, I've had plenty of male friends with whom I can joke about

almost anything, but never in a million years would they try something

like this on me, nor would I let them if they tried.

This right here.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 04:53 PM (14URa)
this...i don't know people like this
Posted by: phoenixgirl...baseball can't get here soon enough at November 22, 2017 04:56 PM (0O7c5)

Its a common joke for tv and movies. And to go all Ben Roethlesberger the joke is always the the guy is doing something and its an accidental grope, like his arms go out and the girl walks into his hands at just the right spot. And the guy knows its an accident and the audience knows its an accident and the girl slaps the guy because she thinks it was intentional. And the laughs ensue.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 22, 2017 05:04 PM (z/Ubi)

86 However, unlike Anthony Weiner, he was an adult, separated from his wife, filed for divorce, having a few flings with other adult women -- so he did nothing wrong:

Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2017 05:03 PM (42M22)

Having flings is fine. Sending dick pics is weird.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 22, 2017 05:05 PM (8gDQu)

87 zombie , I'm sure it has memory holed at this point.

Paging Texas Zombie I'll bet he can find it.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2017 05:05 PM (snhNR)

88 Morbid curiosity compels me!

Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2017 05:03 PM (42M22)

You have a much stronger stomach than I.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 22, 2017 05:05 PM (7UW64)

89 This afternoon I was in the car and listened to about ten minutes of the idiot who follows Rush on our local AM station. Guy Gordon, who was a weatherman for years in the Detroit metro area, now has a radio show on 760 am.

He was talking about John Conyers" payout for sexual harassment which Conyers says was a normal severance. ( Everyone who works as a clerk gets $27,000 for one year of work before they are fired, right?) Gordon and the Detroit Free Press want Conyers to resign. Ok.

Then he starts up with daring the Republicans to ask voters in Alabama to write in Luther Strange instead of Roy Moore, because it is the only right thing to do because of "all the allegations" against Moore.

A caller was livid about taxpayer money being used for Conyers to pay off his clerk and keep her quiet. Gordon then went on to ask the caller if Roy Moore should step down because...
And here's where I about drove off the road . Gordon claimed Moore has 8 women that have accused him of doing "horrible things to them" He conceded after the caller protested about the yearbook fake signature that Gloria Allred's client was possibly "not credible", but the 14 year old is still very credible. And that there have been numerous people come forward to corroborate her story, and also that Moore was under surveillance in the mall because he was a well known creepy guy.

You go from Rush to this. It is an ABC station, so I don't know what I expect....

Posted by: Jen the original at November 22, 2017 05:05 PM (jErY5)

90 I'm late to the party, but that previous post needs to be an annual thing (which it it beginning to be?)

Freaking hilarious.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 22, 2017 05:06 PM (8iiMU)

91 >U.S. Rep. Joe Barton, R-Ennis, released a statement on Wednesday apologizing for a graphic nude photo of him that circulated on social media earlier this week.

He was trying to send a Telegram and sent a dick pic by mistake.

Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2017 05:06 PM (6qwyH)

92 >>I can't think of any other situations where someone started as a conservative and became a liberal.

A good many Never Trumpers seem to be making the transition starting with Bill Kristol. He may actually be making multiple transitions.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2017 05:06 PM (/tuJf)

93 To complete the tory, we NEED to see the dick pic itself -- but for some reason, I can't find it anywhere online. Anyone have a link for it? Morbid curiosity compels me!
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2017 05:03 PM (42M22)

Poor Joe.

Posted by: Ari Anna Huffington at November 22, 2017 05:06 PM (ALaia)

94 Some Democrat (male or female) gets a naughty boudoir style photo published and publicized against their will? Hooooo-leeeeee fooook would the feces hit the fan blades.

This guy gets victimized the same way?

Off with his head! How dare he!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 22, 2017 05:06 PM (hcyUh)

95 this...i don't know people like this

Posted by: phoenixgirl...baseball can't get here soon enough at November 22, 2017 04:56 PM (0O7c5)

Dang, pg, you should. That is what I miss the most about Hell Lay, my friends, my buddies. But, appearances to the contrary, I've always been "one of the guys." And God help anyone who misconstrues that, lol!

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 05:07 PM (14URa)

96 This is old news. Franken already talked about these accusations. It is time to move on. Did you hear about Roy Moore and the 14 year old?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 05:01 PM (BoMuO)

MFM: Have you been reading our script?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 22, 2017 05:07 PM (SiINZ)

97 You know how we elect people to Congress and we think they're good Tea Party conservatives and then in two years they've completely gone GOPe or worse? I'm thinking maybe it's this sex crap. Maybe they go up there and it's wild party time all the time, and everybody ends up in somebody's pictures. Everybody can spill the beans on everybody else. Hence, Uniparty. Nobody wants to risk being outed. Maybe it's because they all have pictures.

Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 05:07 PM (lwiT4)

98 the strategy with Dems is to try to put Moore in a different category by callng him a "child molester." It's infuriating that the Fox guests and anchors jump though the hoop when he cracks that whip. there' a baldheaded cockholster who pulls that shit all the time. I"d love to float a rumor that he's going to rat out hillary clinton..

Posted by: vivi at November 22, 2017 05:07 PM (11H2y)

99 I have a couple of friends from college who went from Right to Left. Both turned after marrying nice liberal girls. No sarcasm intended, they are both very nice, but they're liberals.
Posted by: josephistan at November 22, 2017 05:01 PM (ANIFC)

Insert balls in liberal wife's lockbox.
shut tight.
throw away the key.

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 22, 2017 05:07 PM (2sCft)

100 That Al Franken is such a card!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2017 05:08 PM (QE8X6)

101 45 Some Moron posted this earlier and I laughed, so it's worth a repost

http://bit.ly/2hTG8l9
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 22, 2017 04:54 PM (DzIV9)

--My dad texted me that.

That is gold.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2017 05:08 PM (GsAUU)

102 You know, I've had plenty of male friends with whom I can joke about almost anything, but never in a million years would they try something like this on me, nor would I let them if they tried.

---

The one thing I've learned (and have been told specifically by my wife) is that, if a woman is giving you a full-on frontal hug, she's fine with you knowing she's pressing her breasts against you. Full stop. And that's all. It doesn't have anything necessarily sexual about it, but it's a compliment because the womenses don't accidentally put those babies just anywhere.

Same with cleavage. If they're showing it, they know they're showing it and you should feel flattered. Nothing more, nothing less. But they're aware of what's going on with those suckers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 22, 2017 05:09 PM (fsZof)

103
In the old days we used to call guys like Franken a pig. An honest term. There was some shame involved in being called a pig.

I like shame. I hope for its eventual return.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 22, 2017 05:09 PM (ajiE5)

104 86 However, unlike Anthony Weiner, he was an adult, separated from his wife, filed for divorce, having a few flings with other adult women -- so he did nothing wrong:

Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2017 05:03 PM (42M22)

Having flings is fine. Sending dick pics is weird.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Apparently, in the modern world, sending nekkid pictures to potential dates on the Internet in now standard practice. I saw some stat that 70% of teens between ages 13 and 21 had at some point sent a naked picture of themselves to a potential paramour.

Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2017 05:09 PM (42M22)

105 Cease-and-desist!

-- From the Law Offices of Martin, Barton, and Little Engorged Barton

Posted by: Fritz at November 22, 2017 05:09 PM (H7ZyP)

106 I have my fair share of male ego, have worked with many women and had plenty of female friends. (Actual friends.) I never presumed it was appropriate to grope, fondle or use my greater strength against them. It wouldn't have occurred to me.

Now I wonder if I'm the aberration or these pervs are.

Posted by: JTB at November 22, 2017 05:09 PM (V+03K)

107 He sent the dick pic to his lady friend with the idea 'hey, look what you are missing out on?' or 'we are right here waiting for you' or what? I guess I've never understood the intent of dick pics..

Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 05:09 PM (a0IVu)

108 >>I can't think of any other situations where someone started as a conservative and became a liberal.

Say what?

The 2nd Law of Polidynamics states that over time society tends towards chaos and people tend towards leftism.

What is actually rare is for a leftist to turn conservative. Very rare. That takes energy and work. For a conservative to turn leftist simply takes mental drift.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 22, 2017 05:09 PM (8gDQu)

109
You go from Rush to this. It is an ABC station, so I don't know what I expect....
Posted by: Jen the original at November 22, 2017 05:05 PM (jErY5)

Try streaming the Rich Zeoli show out of 1210 WPHT in Philadelphia from 3-6. He's solid conservative/libertarian & is funny as hell.

Posted by: josephistan at November 22, 2017 05:09 PM (ANIFC)

110 - be over 60 in 2017
- sending dick pics

I welcome our young conservative generation Z overlords.

Posted by: Ari Anna Huffington at November 22, 2017 05:10 PM (ALaia)

111 Maybe they go up there and it's wild party time all the time, and everybody ends up in somebody's pictures. Everybody can spill the beans on everybody else. Hence, Uniparty.

I think that's definitely part of it. And I think you get isolated in DC, surrounded by mostly leftist people. Its like what happens in college or when a country person moves to the city. They get lost, drowned out, start feeling weird and wrong, and doubting themselves.

EVERYONE thinks this way, how can I be right and all them wrong?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2017 05:10 PM (39g3+)

112 I have my fair share of male ego, have worked with many women and had plenty of female friends. (Actual friends.) I never presumed it was appropriate to grope, fondle or use my greater strength against them. It wouldn't have occurred to me.

Now I wonder if I'm the aberration or these pervs are.
Posted by: JTB

They are. And they need their asses stomped.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 05:10 PM (f/e+k)

113 Isn't fondle when you dip stale bread on a stick into a goopy cheesy mess? So, yeah, Franken.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2017 05:10 PM (wPiJc)

114
Dang, pg, you should. That is what I miss the
most about Hell Lay, my friends, my buddies. But, appearances to the
contrary, I've always been "one of the guys." And God help anyone who
misconstrues that, lol!

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 05:07 PM (14URa)

This. Most of my friends are bikers. Not the spandex kind. We sometimes talk trash, but they wouldn't think about crossing the line.

Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2017 05:11 PM (Ix4M6)

115 To complete the tory, we NEED to see the dick pic itself -- but for some reason, I can't find it anywhere online. Anyone have a link for it? Morbid curiosity compels me!

TMZ has an edited copy. I didn't look to see if anyone had a clear view of Barton's junk.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 22, 2017 05:11 PM (zGsgt)

116
That a 68 year old was sexting boggles my mind; i thought only the young and dumb did that.
Posted by: IC

Fairy tales can come true
It can happen to you if you're young at heart
For it's hard, you will find
To be narrow of mind if you're young at heart

Posted by: Jo Jo Barton at November 22, 2017 05:11 PM (IqV8l)

117 Maybe they go up there and it's wild party time all the time, and everybody ends up in somebody's pictures. Everybody can spill the beans on everybody else. Hence, Uniparty. Nobody wants to risk being outed. Maybe it's because they all have pictures.

Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 05:07 PM (lwiT4)

The best defense is ~~a good offense~~ the Pence defense.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 22, 2017 05:12 PM (ajiE5)

118 why does franken have that look on his face while grabbing her boob? Like he is grimacing, or constipated?

Clearly, he's going.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 22, 2017 05:12 PM (tRaq7)

119
I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow.

That's it - just blow.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 22, 2017 05:12 PM (nAzq8)

120 I have a HS friend who went hardcore marxist after he went to the General Theological Seminary and married a Yalie. He makes annual trips to China to get them to open up to Christianity and sees no irony in it at all.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 05:12 PM (BoMuO)

121 Apparently, in the modern world, sending nekkid pictures to potential dates on the Internet in now standard practice. I saw some stat that 70% of teens between ages 13 and 21 had at some point sent a naked picture of themselves to a potential paramour.

Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2017 05:09 PM (42M22)

Teens do lots of retarded things.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 22, 2017 05:13 PM (8gDQu)

122 sending nekkid pictures to potential dates on the Internet in now standard practice

No wonder I can't get a date. I'm doing it wrong.

Posted by: Katashi Long Chu at November 22, 2017 05:13 PM (4XCge)

123 Try streaming the Rich Zeoli show out of 1210 WPHT in Philadelphia from 3-6. He's solid conservative/libertarian & is funny as hell.

Posted by: josephistan at November 22, 2017 05:09 PM (ANIFC)

thanks for the tip...

Posted by: Jen the original at November 22, 2017 05:13 PM (jErY5)

124 why does franken have that look on his face while grabbing her boob? Like he is grimacing, or constipated?

That's his O face.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 22, 2017 05:13 PM (DzIV9)

125 Maybe Huffpo should hire Charles Blow.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 05:13 PM (BoMuO)

126 I'm creepy enough, I'm pervy enough, and gosh darnit, people still like me!

Posted by: Herr Gropenfondler Franken at November 22, 2017 05:13 PM (hcyUh)

127 Alabamans, *please* elect Moore.The wailing and gnashing of teeth by progtards and GOPe alike will give me a 24 hour boner.

Heck, it's worth adding to the prayer list, right?

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2017 05:14 PM (GsAUU)

128 Censored Barton pic:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybg8lmqv

Posted by: bonhomme at November 22, 2017 05:14 PM (zGsgt)

129 You're welcome.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 22, 2017 05:13 PM (DzIV9)
Ewww, Grumpy...thanks goodness I already had my lunch...

Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 05:14 PM (a0IVu)

130 I wonder if she made him hotscakes?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 22, 2017 05:15 PM (O5Q3r)

131 anybody see this its ont worthy

http://tinyurl.com/y89rr5k7

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at November 22, 2017 05:15 PM (QqkJ/)

132 The dims wanna trade a Franken and a Conyers for a red state senator. Like the worst monopoly move evah

Posted by: sofa saver at November 22, 2017 05:15 PM (4u7kU)

133 Old Man Balls strike again!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 05:15 PM (NWiLs)

134 Try streaming the Rich Zeoli show out of 1210 WPHT in Philadelphia from 3-6. He's solid conservative/libertarian & is funny as hell.

Posted by: josephistan at November 22, 2017 05:09 PM (ANIFC)

That's allowed in Philly? Just like I don't know how Mancow is still employed in Chicago.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 05:15 PM (BoMuO)

135 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Polaroid at November 22, 2017 05:16 PM (VDQek)

136
I'd love if tomorrow it's revealed that the dick pic guy is actually Barney Frank and we all got played.

Sure does look like him.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 22, 2017 05:17 PM (ajiE5)

137 "Alabamans, *please* elect Moore.The wailing and gnashing of teeth by progtards and GOPe alike will give me a 24 hour boner.

Heck, it's worth adding to the prayer list, right?"
-Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2017 05:14 PM (GsAUU)

The Prayer List remains Boner-Free.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 22, 2017 05:17 PM (Ckg4U)

138 128 Censored Barton pic:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybg8lmqv
Posted by: bonhomme

OK, I asked for that.

Even "censored," I don't wanna see what I'm seeing.

Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2017 05:17 PM (42M22)

139 Well, time to peel and slice the apples for pie. bbl.

Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2017 05:18 PM (Ix4M6)

140 The Prayer List remains Boner-Free.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 22, 2017 05:17 PM (Ckg4U)

--LMAO, I should have been specific.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2017 05:18 PM (GsAUU)

141 Even "censored," I don't wanna see what I'm seeing.

Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2017 05:17 PM (42M22)
heh.. i was debating checking it out but some things cannot be unseen...

Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 05:18 PM (a0IVu)

142 I have this to say about genital selfies - if you don't take photos, accidents will not happen.

And I guess I'll never date anyone with a smart phone. Gah!

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 22, 2017 05:19 PM (cu8/f)

143 I like pie

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2017 05:19 PM (aC6Sd)

144 Posted by: sofa saver at November 22, 2017 05:15 PM (4u7kU)

And not even a full term senator. But they might get Ellison in place of Franken, so SJW intersectionality win.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 05:19 PM (BoMuO)

145 And the guy knows its an accident and the audience knows its an accident and the girl slaps the guy because she thinks it was intentional. And the laughs ensue.
..
I accidentally molested a couple of guys at work. One, I was horsing around in the cafeteria line and my hand brushed up against a male staffer's butt. This staffer happened to be the HR director. I apologized and it was no big deal.

The other, we were moving some alligators, with 6 or 8 people carrying each one. Being more focused on the gator than on the human body parts, I didn't realize until we were putting the animal back on the ground that my boob had been molesting the male supervisor's arm the whole time.

This time I said nothing, hoping he'd been focusing on the alligator too.

Posted by: stace at November 22, 2017 05:19 PM (6HFDU)

146 I don't know how to say this but, umm, I must confess I don't have any dick pics on my phone--never have, don't think I ever will.
Now I feel weird.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 22, 2017 05:20 PM (nBr1j)

147 113 Isn't fondle when you dip stale bread on a stick into a goopy cheesy mess? So, yeah, Franken.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2017 05:10 PM (wPiJc)

No. Fondle was the guy in Happy Days.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2017 05:20 PM (YqDXo)

148 The Prayer List remains Boner-Free.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 22, 2017 05:17 PM (Ckg4U)

NO. PRAYERS. FOR BONERS.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 22, 2017 05:20 PM (cu8/f)

149 Even "censored," I don't wanna see what I'm seeing.

Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2017 05:17 PM (42M22)
heh.. i was debating checking it out but some things cannot be unseen...

Are we sure that is not Glenn Beck?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 05:20 PM (BoMuO)

150 Alabamans, *please* elect Moore.The wailing and gnashing of teeth by progtards and GOPe alike will give me a 24 hour boner.

Heck, it's worth adding to the prayer list, right?

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2017 05:14 PM (GsAUU)
I'm thinking it kinda might be, logprof. I don't know a lot about Moore and, from what I do know, I probably wouldn't love the guy but, as someone said here last week, if I lived in Alabama, I'd vote for the fucker just out of spite. I hope he wins.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 05:20 PM (14URa)

151 I believe many if not most of the Congressmen and Senators over 65 have dementia or Alzheimer's. This sex stuff is like what one would witness in a nursing home.

Posted by: Ari Anna Huffington at November 22, 2017 05:20 PM (ALaia)

152 >>>Old Man Balls strike again!<<<

Ah, the pageantry. Like thoroughbreds champing at the derby.

Posted by: Fritz at November 22, 2017 05:21 PM (H7ZyP)

153 I don't know how to say this but, umm, I must confess I don't have any dick pics on my phone

How about Richards?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 05:21 PM (BoMuO)

154 Pull my finger.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 22, 2017 05:21 PM (GsAUU)

155 This. Most of my friends are bikers. Not the spandex kind. We sometimes talk trash, but they wouldn't think about crossing the line.

I've played many, many gigs at biker bars and know quite a few bikers. Secks is the running joke all the time, but it's all just talk.
As you say, no one ever thinks to cross the line. It's just not done and everybody understands that and respects the rule.
If one did, let's just say one would regret it. Greatly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 22, 2017 05:22 PM (tRaq7)

156 The Prayer List remains Boner-Free.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 22, 2017 05:17 PM (Ckg4U)

I seem to remember that recently some Moron on the ONT who was wishing for daily BJ's from his wife getting added to the prayer list. But later in thread, his request got demoted in light of other more urgent requests. Although that seems like a pretty urgent request in my opinion, not to mention reasonable.

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 22, 2017 05:22 PM (2sCft)

157 Even the male "players" were usually more discreet. The Hollywood/DC thing with public grabbing, or exhibitionist nasty stuff ... that's moving into a more sick realm.

It seems more about demonstrating the power over someone ... than wanting to "do them". Maybe that will always happen, but we sure don't need the biggest pervs running things ... how does THAT happen? ....

all that Satanic stuff fits in I guess ... god of this world, lusts, power ... Bible is a good story on all that good versus evil stuff, I've heard. lol

Posted by: illiniwek at November 22, 2017 05:22 PM (/aIFg)

158 I like pie
Posted by: Skip

Mmmmmmm pi.
Posted by: 3.14

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 05:22 PM (f/e+k)

159 This time I said nothing, hoping he'd been focusing on the alligator too.

Posted by: stace at November 22, 2017 05:19 PM (6HFDU)

Yeah, the old "alligator distracted me" ploy.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 22, 2017 05:22 PM (cu8/f)

160 Now I feel weird.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 22, 2017 05:20 PM (nBr1j)
You know the rule . . . pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 05:22 PM (14URa)

161 Know what I really hate? I hate it when I'm trying to move some alligators at work and somebody rubs their boobs on my hands. That's what I hate.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 22, 2017 05:23 PM (398bZ)

162 148 The Prayer List remains Boner-Free.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 22, 2017 05:17 PM (Ckg4U)

NO. PRAYERS. FOR BONERS.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 22, 2017 05:20 PM (cu8/f)

What if a Moron suffers from erectile dysfunction? I would prayers for boners would be perfectly appropriate in such a case.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

163 The left is soooo happy to get Joe Barton (R). This is cause for all sorts of mental and physical masturbation amongst the America-hating class.

Posted by: Eromero at November 22, 2017 05:24 PM (zLDYs)

164 Uncle Joe, that's not your finger.

Posted by: Jennifer at November 22, 2017 05:24 PM (GsAUU)

165 I don't know how to say this but, umm, I must confess I don't have any dick pics on my phone--never have, don't think I ever will.
Now I feel weird.

==

aha, zis makes zee fell verd...ho do you feel about your mozer ??

Posted by: Dr. Freud at November 22, 2017 05:24 PM (QC/4S)

166 Pull my finger while I sniff your hair.

Posted by: Creepy 'Uncle' Joe at November 22, 2017 05:24 PM (ctuyM)

167 161
Know what I really hate? I hate it when I'm trying to move some
alligators at work and somebody rubs their boobs on my hands. That's
what I hate.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 22, 2017 05:23 PM (398bZ)Callin' threadwinner on this one.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 05:24 PM (14URa)

168 I tried to find the uncensored version, but even 4chan doesn't have it. I don't think it's out there yet.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 22, 2017 05:24 PM (zGsgt)

169 "What if a Moron suffers from erectile dysfunction? I would prayers for boners would be perfectly appropriate in such a case."
-Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

Clarification:

To this point, The Prayer List remains Boner-Free.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 22, 2017 05:26 PM (Ckg4U)

170 Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 22, 2017 05:23 PM (398bZ)

LOL

Posted by: fenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 05:26 PM (8+Ozj)

171 This. Most of my friends are bikers. Not the spandex kind. We sometimes talk trash, but they wouldn't think about crossing the line.
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2017 05:11 PM (Ix4M6)

Heh! The best fight in the clubhouse happened after a probate grabbed a patch holders old lady. But, in defense of the probate, he was dick and another patch holder told him to do it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 22, 2017 05:26 PM (oLTNb)

172 168 I tried to find the uncensored version, but even 4chan doesn't have it. I don't think it's out there yet.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 22, 2017 05:24 PM (zGsgt)

I have no desire to see it. I saw the censored version. He had to shoot the picture from a low angle, otherwise you wouldn't be able to see past his beer gut.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

173 Barton has an 11 year old son. This is who gets hurts the worst by this.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2017 05:26 PM (snhNR)

174 168
I tried to find the uncensored version, but even 4chan doesn't have it. I don't think it's out there yet.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 22, 2017 05:24 PM (zGsgt)

I don't think those autties over there could be so cruel as to promote a pic like that.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2017 05:26 PM (jxbfJ)

175 No. Fondle was the guy in Happy Days.

That would be Arthur Fondlerelli, aka Fondsy, aka The Fonds.
With both thumbs. Heyyyy!

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (EzdLW)

176 i didn't go anywhere near long enough on popcorn futures...

this shortage is apparently NEVER going to end.

and neither is my schadenboner, from the looks of things.

#MAGA!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (Cfv4x)

177 Are we sure that is not Glenn Beck?

Could be Barney Frank.

If it were just the picture I'd imagine he could get away with saying, "That's not me!"

But apparently there's a video of him punishing the Bishop.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (zGsgt)

178 Kids today, doing it all wrong. Seeing naked girl bits is a reward for being a good, long-term, trustworthy boy friend who treats you right, not an opening handshake. You give away everything up front you have no more leverage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (39g3+)

179 I had a lady friend request that I send her dick pics. I said, "Sweetheart, I don't even have a cell phone." That's when she offered to put me on her plan.

Posted by: Fritz at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (H7ZyP)

180 *FARTS*

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (GsAUU)

181 You would think it is one of the most fundamental instincts humans have that junk is ugly. When Adam and Eve ate the apple, they didn't cover their faces. Sigmund Freud said something like "Sexual drive is probably responsible for our aesthetic sense. How ironic that the genitalia can never be considered beautiful". There's the colloquialism "bump uglies". And yet here we are, a whole culture of people from teens to 68 year olds who think that this is visually appealing.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (/qEW2)

182 What if a Moron suffers from erectile dysfunction? I would prayers for boners would be perfectly appropriate in such a case.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

The bonerless must offer up their own prayers. Our Prayer List liability insurance policy has that written in.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (cu8/f)

183 To this point, The Prayer List remains Boner-Free.

Would it be appropriate to say, "At this point thank God for small favors." ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (8+Ozj)

184 The bonerless must offer up their own prayers. Our Prayer List liability insurance policy has that written in.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (cu8/f)

Surely we can get a boner rider?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 05:28 PM (NWiLs)

185 Would it be appropriate to say, "At this point thank God for small favors." ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (8+Ozj)
Too funny!

Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 05:28 PM (a0IVu)

186 But, in defense of the probate, he was dick and another patch holder told him to do it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 22, 2017 05:26 PM (oLTNb)
Way to shake loose the low-hanging fruit, COJ. I've known a lot of bikers in my time and the only ones who have disrespected me were useless scrotes I could have taken down with no help from anyone.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 05:28 PM (14URa)

187 Know what I really hate? I hate it when I'm trying to move some alligators at work and somebody rubs their boobs on my hands. That's what I hate.

*****

I think the defintion sort of hinges on who was the instigator.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2017 05:28 PM (wPiJc)

188 82 What if a Moron suffers from erectile dysfunction? I would prayers for boners would be perfectly appropriate in such a case.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

The bonerless must offer up their own prayers. Our Prayer List liability insurance policy has that written in.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (cu8/f)

******

Consult a priest for prayers lasting longer than 4 hours.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 22, 2017 05:29 PM (2aX9r)

189 Would it be appropriate to say, "At this point thank God for small favors." ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (8+Ozj)

sick burn !

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2017 05:29 PM (QC/4S)

190 Would it be appropriate to say, "At this point thank God for small favors." ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (8+Ozj)

*Zing!!!* Well played.

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 22, 2017 05:30 PM (2sCft)

191 "Would it be appropriate to say, "At this point thank God for small favors." ;^)"
-Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (8+Ozj)

We'll let that slide.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 22, 2017 05:30 PM (Ckg4U)

192 187 Know what I really hate? I hate it when I'm trying to move some alligators at work and somebody rubs their boobs on my hands. That's what I hate.

*****

I think the defintion sort of hinges on who was the instigator.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2017 05:28 PM (wPiJc)

And then bring a lawsuit. Hire a good litigator.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

193 And yet here we are, a whole culture of people from teens to 68 year olds who think that this is visually appealing.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (/qEW2)

--Someone said God has a sense of humor, putting the sex organs right there with the excretory ones.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 22, 2017 05:30 PM (GsAUU)

194 Alligators have boobs?? How many? Are they green?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2017 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

195 Let all the blacaioed R's be exposed so we can vote them out.

Posted by: Ari Anna Huffington at November 22, 2017 05:31 PM (ALaia)

196 Of course, I'm not a guy, but if i were I don't think I would put "erectile dysfunction" on a prayer list. I'm sure it's a difficult problem in more ways than one, but I think I;d just request prayers for healing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 05:31 PM (8+Ozj)

197 Pull my finger while I sniff your hair.

Posted by: Creepy 'Uncle' Joe at November 22, 2017 05:24 PM (ctuyM)
My what a small finger you have uncle Joe.

Posted by: Little Red Riding Niece at November 22, 2017 05:31 PM (VDQek)

198 Speaking of gigs, I haz one. Time to go get ready.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 22, 2017 05:31 PM (tRaq7)

199 And then bring a lawsuit. Hire a good litigator.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

In this case you should hire a good allitigator.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2017 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

200 --Someone said God has a sense of humor, putting the sex organs right there with the excretory ones.

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 22, 2017 05:30 PM (GsAUU)
This is how you know that women are the superior sex (no, I'm not one of "those" bitches). Ours are hidden. I wouldn't have that dangly shit for all the tea in china. It's just asking for trouble.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 05:32 PM (14URa)

201 And then bring a lawsuit. Hire a good litigator.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

I think you'd need an allitigator.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 22, 2017 05:33 PM (cu8/f)

202 I brought my classic butter bean casserole!

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 22, 2017 05:33 PM (GsAUU)

203 It's just asking for trouble.

=
or to be held

Posted by: runner at November 22, 2017 05:33 PM (QC/4S)

204 Barton has an 11 year old son. This is who gets hurts the worst by this.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 22, 2017 05:26 PM (snhNR)

Oh, that's sad. All the fun disappears for me knowing that.

And what is with the people wanting to see this guy's dic pic? Are you men comparing or what?

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 22, 2017 05:33 PM (St5qb)

205 51 43
It's pronounced "Fronken".

Posted by: Dr. Frederick Franken, respected comedic surgeon at November 22, 2017 04:54 PM (+INtM)

...

And that's Frau ~~Huffington~~ Blucher then?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 22, 2017 05:34 PM (yL25O)

206 I do not understand anyone who is an adult sending dic pics or any woman finding that remotely appealing. Teens do idiotic things and the culture has been so over sexualized, but adult men?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 05:34 PM (8+Ozj)

207 FUCK, Jay!

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 22, 2017 05:34 PM (cu8/f)

208 Ours are hidden. I wouldn't have that dangly shit for all the tea in china. It's just asking for trouble.
Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 05:32 PM (14URa)

Umm... They're not all hiddent. I've seen some dangly ones on your team, too, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 22, 2017 05:34 PM (2sCft)

209 68 year old? Really?

What's the deal with that?

Are the Winter Oh-limp-pics being held at Lake Flaccid again this year?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2017 05:35 PM (wPiJc)

210 Umm... They're not all hiddent. I've seen some dangly ones on your team, too, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 22, 2017 05:34 PM (2sCft)

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 05:35 PM (14URa)

211 >>>I can't think of any other situations where someone started as a conservative and became a liberal.

*sigh*

My Dad. We switched sides.

Posted by: Max Power at November 22, 2017 05:35 PM (q177U)

212 You would think it is one of the most fundamental
instincts humans have that junk is ugly.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 05:27 PM (/qEW2)

You are simply exposing your own neuroses....And quoting Freud to prove your point is sort of odd, since he was a bit of a sexual loon.

Genitalia are beautiful in certain contexts.

Being critical of public displays of overt sexuality is reasonable though, and I would sign on in a heartbeat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 22, 2017 05:35 PM (wYseH)

213 206
I do not understand anyone who is an adult sending dic pics or any woman
finding that remotely appealing. Teens do idiotic things and the
culture has been so over sexualized, but adult men?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 05:34 PM (8+Ozj
This. Basically what I am confused about too...an adult male should know better.

Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 05:35 PM (a0IVu)

214 Umm... They're not all hiddent. I've seen some dangly ones on your team, too, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 22, 2017 05:34 PM (2sCft)

Thank you!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at November 22, 2017 05:35 PM (GsAUU)

215 !! I just spotted a female on a dating site that actually put down an upper height preference less than 6-foot. I was beginning to think such a woman didn't exist. This one put down 3-5'6" . So there's at least one woman in the world im too tall for. (I'm 5'7"). It kinds irks me when I see girls that are 4'11" but will only date men that are 5'10" or taller.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 22, 2017 05:35 PM (UfRw7)

216 "It's okay when WE do it, goddamit" signed, everybody to the left of YOU scum..."

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 22, 2017 05:36 PM (EjQ00)

217 207 FUCK, Jay!
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 22, 2017 05:34 PM (cu8/f)

GMTA, and all that.

Also, thanks for including the punctuation!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2017 05:36 PM (YqDXo)

218 I hope he washed his hands after that.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 22, 2017 05:37 PM (BtQd4)

219 215 !! I just spotted a female on a dating site that actually put down an upper height preference less than 6-foot. I was beginning to think such a woman didn't exist. This one put down 3-5'6" . So there's at least one woman in the world im too tall for. (I'm 5'7"). It kinds irks me when I see girls that are 4'11" but will only date men that are 5'10" or taller.
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 22, 2017 05:35 PM (UfRw7)

She prefers that girthy manlet meat.

Posted by: Ari Anna Huffington at November 22, 2017 05:38 PM (ALaia)

220 Also, thanks for including the punctuation!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2017 05:36 PM (YqDXo)

I'm a lady.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 22, 2017 05:38 PM (cu8/f)

221 missing Argie sub possibly found...

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5106689/Missing-
Argentine-submarine-located-Navy.html

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 22, 2017 05:38 PM (Cfv4x)

222 The "victim" says no harm, no foul. I think we just have to take her word. Huffington says she wasn't a victim, so she wasn't.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 22, 2017 05:38 PM (FUu/Z)

223 I have had more than a few girls compliment me on my height. Like it was some personal achievement. Yes, baby, I would lie on a rack very night to stretch out my height a little more when I woke up! It was years of hard work and exercises, but I finally was nearly 6'3!

I just grew this way. I had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2017 05:39 PM (39g3+)

224 Nood.

Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 05:39 PM (a0IVu)

225 There are different types of visual appeal. A womans junk might not be classically beautiful but it is very visually appealing.

Posted by: Max Power at November 22, 2017 05:39 PM (q177U)

226 Ha ha.

Hah ha ha.

Ha.

Posted by: Progressive Humorist at November 22, 2017 05:39 PM (ATVNj)

227 What difference in Planned Parenthood and Al Franken? Al actually checks breasts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 22, 2017 05:40 PM (BtQd4)

228 It kinds irks me when I see girls that are 4'11" but will only date men that are 5'10" or taller.
Posted by: Serious Cat

Daddy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2017 05:40 PM (f/e+k)

229 Nood

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 22, 2017 05:41 PM (2sCft)

230 Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 05:28 PM

Ive been to any number of clubhouses over the last several decades and never seen someone do stupid shit like that without getting a whippin from the old lady first followed by some corrective action by the brothers. If corrective action happens during church its exceptionally rigorous.

Even when the hang arounds get groped it comes at a pretty severe cost.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 22, 2017 05:41 PM (oLTNb)

231
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 22, 2017 05:35 PM (UfRw7)

Here's my two cents that you didn't ask for. ;^)
If you find other things appealing about this woman personality wise I would just not even worry about the fact that she requests someone under 5.7. She's not going to bring a measuring tape to your first meeting to see if you're below 5..7/ All that means to mean is that she's a short woman and doesn't want a date that towers over her. As long as you don't mind why does it matter?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 05:41 PM (8+Ozj)

232 I'm sure it's a difficult problem in more ways than one, but I think I;d just request prayers for healing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 05:31 PM (8+Ozj)

I think the 'laying of hands' has some sort of scriptural benefit, does it not?

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 22, 2017 05:41 PM (ajiE5)

233 Now I wonder if I'm the aberration or these pervs are.
Posted by: JTB at November 22, 2017 05:09 PM (V+03K)

The pervs are the aberration. The ubiquitous media coverage acts as a narrative force-multiplier, making it seem as if there are more pervs than normals.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 22, 2017 05:42 PM (EzdLW)

234 Sure happy I got my licks in when I did

Posted by: Genghis Khan at November 22, 2017 05:42 PM (4u7kU)

235 On the cultural front, I have taken some for the team.

I never got a list of who got whacked at the Mickey Mouse Sports Network, but the last few days there has been ZERO talk content on ESPN2 --nothing but (are you sitting down?) *actual sporting events*. It's like MTV in the '80s. For now, it looks like a case of the fans finally speaking out, and getting results.

The flagship station still has the SOS, though.

Posted by: logprof at November 22, 2017 05:43 PM (GsAUU)

236 I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE DICK PIC!!!

Posted by: Joe Barton Fink at November 22, 2017 05:45 PM (/qEW2)

237
I don't know how to say this but, umm, I must confess I don't have any dick pics on my phone

How about Richards?

Good golly Miss Molly

Posted by: Medium sized Richard at November 22, 2017 05:45 PM (IqV8l)

238 What makes a 68 year old man think anyone wants to see pics of his junk? I'm not saying nobody should boink the dude but, please, turn the lights off first.

Posted by: Peaches at November 22, 2017 04:57 PM (14URa)

Charlie Rose: I swear it was shared feelings each and every time. I felt up the girls and they were felt up by me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 22, 2017 05:45 PM (SiINZ)

239 Barton may have founded the Red Cross, but that doesn't justify what he did.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 05:45 PM (/qEW2)

240 Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 22, 2017 05:41 PM (ajiE5)

Uhh, no. Ministers of church people not be laying on hands on people's private parts-ever. If t a man requests prayers for healing to a male minister and they mention this problem they might lay hands on the top of their head-the head that's on top of their neck. That's it.

I do realize that you were making a joke and it was actually amusing :^), but the whole idea of ministers touching people inappropriately just sleeves me out and upsets me so i am probably a little over sensitive on this topic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 05:47 PM (8+Ozj)

241 ere's my two cents that you didn't ask for. ;^)
If you find other things appealing about this woman personality wise I would just not even worry about the fact that she requests someone under 5.7. She's not going to bring a measuring tape to your first meeting to see if you're below 5..7/ All that means to mean is that she's a short woman and doesn't want a date that towers over her. As long as you don't mind why does it matter?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 05:41 PM (8+Ozj)

She's not that short, 5-2. But she also was two boys.. who could probably beat me up.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 22, 2017 05:48 PM (aJLKk)

242 To show how traditional this is, remember the original Watergate break-in was an attempt to prove the DNC had a brothel operating out of their offices...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 22, 2017 05:50 PM (EjQ00)

243 osted by: Serious Cat at November 22, 2017 05:48 PM (aJLKk)

You weren't planning on doing anything that she would want her sons to beat you up, were you? :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2017 05:50 PM (8+Ozj)

244 Laughing and incredulous: Powerline acknowledges that there are problems with Moore accusers.

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2017/11/ court-documents-raise-questions-about- corfmans-account.php (remove spaces)

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 22, 2017 06:03 PM (MIKMs)

245 Pie in oven. COJ, it's always the probies, isn't it. Some of them are not so bright.

Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2017 06:18 PM (Ix4M6)

246 Al "FISH LIPS" Franken!!

Ole Fish Lips; that's this sleazoid's name. BTW, I'm sure a lot of you remember how the Dims stole Fish Lips' Senate seat for him by stealing the election from the limp-wristed and gutless Norm Coleman? Who just, you know, Let the Dims get away with blatant election fraud by recounting the votes over and over, until they "discovered" enough fake votes to put Fish Lips in the Senate? Where Fish Lips then became the CONFIRMING vote for Obamacare?

Yeah, this guy.

Posted by: Beverly at November 22, 2017 06:34 PM (mpXiY)

247 #60

"Gone with the Wind," re Rhett Butler

;-)

Posted by: Beverly at November 22, 2017 06:38 PM (mpXiY)

248 Left accuses Trump of inappropriate sexual remarks, 5 Hollywood big shots get accused of rape, 2 socialist Senators go down.

I'll get the popcorn.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 22, 2017 08:49 PM (+9AX9)

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