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Washington Post: Eight Women Accuse Charlie Rose of Having Sexually Harassed Them, With "Nudity," "Groping," and "Lewd Calls"



I can't read the story -- I don't pay for the Post and never will -- but the sub-hed says that "the incidents took place with employees, interns, and job applicants."

Employees, interns, and job applicants.

That's gonna be a problem. Especially the last two. Though if "employee" means works-directly-under-you, that's a big deal too.

If anyone has a cop of this story, please email it to me.

Here's some nuggets from Twitter:



Update: Here's the Hollywood Reporter's recap of what the Washington Post claims.

The ages of the women range from 21 to 37, with alleged incidents dating from 1990-2011... Due to his stature in the industry, five of the eight women that spoke to the Post did so on the condition of anonymity.

The allegations from the multiple women have a variety of similarities. Five separate accusers described incidents in which Rose put his hand on their upper thigh in order to get a reaction. Two women claimed Rose emerged from a shower and walked around naked in front of them. One claimed that Rose groped her bottom at a staff party....

One of the accusers who spoke to the Post on the record, Reah Bravo, was an intern and associate producer in 2007 for Rose’s PBS show, claimed Rose made unwanted sexual advances toward her while she was working for him at his private waterfront estate in Bellport, New York. She called Rose "a sexual predator" and also claimed he made advances on her while they were traveling together in cars, a private plane and in a hotel suite.

Another on-record accuser, Kyle Godfrey-Ryan who was one of Rose’s assistants in the mid-2000s, claimed that on over a dozen separate occasions Rose walked nude in front of her while she was working at one of his New York City homes. She was 21 years old at the time. She also claims that Rose called her multiple times, early in the morning or late at night, to describe fantasies of her swimming nude in his pool while he watched from his bedroom.

Ryan says she brought the calls up to Rose's longtime executive producer Yvette Vega, who she says responded, "That’s just Charlie being Charlie." Ryan claims she was fired by Rose shortly thereafter.

Again with the walking around naked.

Honestly, I had no idea this was such a thing.

I'd always heard that Charlie Rose was a lothario who got a lot of women. Maybe he did when he was younger, and maybe, as he aged, he was frustrated to find that the young flowers didn't turn to his sun and open their petals like they used to. Maybe he started getting more aggressive.

I don't know. I can't even read the story. I don't know if any of this is true. I'm just telling you what people in whom I have absolutely no trust are saying about someone else I have no trust in.

Once again, we see accused progressive men using similar language in their mea non culpas.



The OODA Loop Is Accelerating:


Posted by: Ace at 05:17 PM




Comments

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1 O.o

Posted by: Ann at November 20, 2017 05:15 PM (jtHQy)

2 Nobody's laughing at the Pence Rule anymore.

Posted by: Socratease at November 20, 2017 05:16 PM (FqHs5)

3 And once again a time warp post!

Posted by: Ann at November 20, 2017 05:16 PM (jtHQy)

4 I'm glad all of these Christian Conservative Republicans are finally getting what's coming to them.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2017 05:16 PM (8rNrN)

5 FIRST...



Though if "employee" means works-directly-under-you, that's a big deal too.



...and ICWYDT.

Posted by: Armando at November 20, 2017 05:16 PM (FwRqg)

6 " Nobody's laughing at the Pence Rule anymore.
Posted by: Socratease at November 20, 2017 05:16 PM (FqHs5)"

He's the smartest man in DC (seriously)

Posted by: Ann at November 20, 2017 05:16 PM (jtHQy)

7 brb my shocked face just broke from over use.

Posted by: Big V at November 20, 2017 05:18 PM (MVE/7)

8 We need to order a bigger popcorn machine.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 20, 2017 05:18 PM (AXyJi)

9 Courage, Charlie. And what's the frequency?

Posted by: Dan Rather at November 20, 2017 05:18 PM (bc2Lc)

10 Maybe this is all a conservative plot.

1. Get all of the lefty H'wood producers and media types fired for sexy things
2. Conservatives are the only ones left to run things
3. Jeb Bush is President in 2020!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 05:18 PM (BoMuO)

11 2 Nobody's laughing at the Pence Rule anymore.

Indeed.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 20, 2017 05:20 PM (CNHr1)

12
If women couldn't leave home without a male relative escort and were covered from head to toe we wouldn't be having these problems.

Posted by: Bacon and burkas at November 20, 2017 05:20 PM (/zwDg)

13 I have a ton of potted plants and a huge fucking ego!

Posted by: Lawrence O Donnell at November 20, 2017 05:20 PM (2X7pN)

14 @ace: "I can't read the story -- I don't pay for the Post and never will -- but the sub-hed says that 'the incidents took place with employees, interns, and job applicants.'"

Open the story link in private mode and you can read it.

The Post tracks your monthly articles read count in your cookies. Private mode temporarily disabled your cookies and make you appear to be a new vision.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 05:20 PM (I/iGu)

15 6 " Nobody's laughing at the Pence Rule anymore.
Posted by: Socratease at November 20, 2017 05:16 PM (FqHs5)"

He's the smartest man in DC (seriously)
Posted by: Ann at November 20, 2017 05:16 PM (jtHQy)



Has anyone gone looking to see what any of these people said about Pence's rule and started compiling them?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 05:20 PM (z/Ubi)

16 How dare Pence not meet with women who can then accuse him of sexual misconduct!!!!!

Instead we are forced to suffer alone with our own misconduct. We can't hang any fascist, homophobe Christians.

Posted by: Male Feminists at November 20, 2017 05:20 PM (AXyJi)

17 He's always sitting at a table BECAUSE HE NEVER WEARS PANTS!

Posted by: jihadi at November 20, 2017 05:21 PM (I64i9)

18 I'm wondering about the walking about naked in front of them thingy? Did that happen in his office? I mean, on which planet is it a good idea to strip naked in front of someone in a work place?

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:21 PM (a0IVu)

19 A Rose on my piano or twolips on my organ ?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2017 05:21 PM (M+Lyo)

20 It's not hard to finally figure out what should have been obvious for so long. Men who claim to be "feminists" do so simply to cover-up their sexual deviancy.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 05:21 PM (7uYFy)

21 Over at ZeroHedge yesterday, there was a story yesterday about the 42 men currently accused of sexual harassment/misconduct.

It's already outdated.

Perhaps we should just make a list of who isn't being accused.

Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 05:21 PM (aT+Bx)

22 *disables your cookies and makes you appear to be a new visitor.

(Starting to get real sick of autocorrect these days.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 05:21 PM (I/iGu)

23 Helicopter!!!! Helicopter!!!!

Posted by: Abiss at November 20, 2017 05:21 PM (L6Zpd)

24 Public Blowjob Service

Posted by: Under Fire at November 20, 2017 05:21 PM (r9UYA)

25 Ooh, another liberal man who advocates for women.
I think I'm seeing a pattern here.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 05:21 PM (+lVUW)

26 LOL. Too many yesterdays in my post.

Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 05:21 PM (aT+Bx)

27 I'd always heard that Charlie Rose was a lothario who got a lot of women. Maybe he did when he was younger



Which would have been in the 18th Century. He looked like Boris Karloff in the Mummy on election night

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 05:22 PM (493sH)

28 (Stomped) When does this shit end? A hunter says he was sexually molested by a Sasquatch in CO.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 20, 2017 05:22 PM (ty7RM)

29 14 @ace: "I can't read the story -- I don't pay for the Post and never will -- but the sub-hed says that 'the incidents took place with employees, interns, and job applicants.'"

Open the story link in private mode and you can read it.

The Post tracks your monthly articles read count in your cookies. Private mode temporarily disabled your cookies and make you appear to be a new vision.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 05:20 PM (I/iGu)



Something tells me that is more work than ace is willing to do to bother with reading their drivel.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 05:22 PM (z/Ubi)

30 3. Jeb Bush is President in 2020!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 05:18 PM (BoMuO)

Jeb? tried to grope some chicks, but he was too low energy and therefore too slow.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 20, 2017 05:22 PM (AXyJi)

31 Does the winning ever end?

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2017 05:22 PM (LiyEm)

32 A Rose by any other name is just as vulgar.

Posted by: W. Shakespeare at November 20, 2017 05:22 PM (ATVNj)

33 "I don't pay for the Post and never will"

Style guide says to use "National Laughingstock", Ace. Perhaps Santa can bring you an editor for Christmas.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 20, 2017 05:22 PM (H8S+R)

34 Eat the shit sammich you just made for yourself, libtards. Then FOAD!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 05:23 PM (2sCft)

35
I don't know. I can't even read the story. I don't know if any of this is true. I'm just telling you what people in whom I have absolutely no trust are saying about someone else I have no trust in.

Love it.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 20, 2017 05:23 PM (ajiE5)

36 This snowball is getting kind of big

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at November 20, 2017 05:23 PM (e8kgV)

37
All these lefty clowns, who I'm sure were so outraged over Trump's mish comment, and looky what they all turn out to be

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 05:23 PM (493sH)

38 Ace, just type 'Charlie Rose' in Google and the Times article will be up at the top. If you click that you can read the article.

Posted by: ryan at November 20, 2017 05:24 PM (blRcL)

39 I keep blowing the zipper on my pants out. I need to stop reading the news.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 20, 2017 05:24 PM (r9UYA)

40 Will this prove my existence,asshole!?
Molesting Sasquatch

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2017 05:24 PM (LiyEm)

41 I don't know. I can't even read the story. I don't know if any of this is true. I'm just telling you what people in whom I have absolutely no trust are saying about someone else I have no trust in.

========

"So what you are saying, Percy, is that something you have never seen is slightly less blue than something else you have never seen." - Edmund Blackadder

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 05:24 PM (/qEW2)

42 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

Hey, hey hey!

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

Posted by: Bill Cosby at November 20, 2017 05:24 PM (ATVNj)

43 I was thinking we could start a dead-pool sort of thing for sexual harassment, but how would we ever keep up?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 05:24 PM (vChNs)

44 I wonder if this is a sort of purge by the younger more radical left to get the less radical liberals out of their way?
Also, I still think this will all eventually used in an attempt to force Trump out.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 20, 2017 05:24 PM (ILitO)

45 Bringing new meaning to the phrase "getting squatchy"

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2017 05:24 PM (LiyEm)

46 We are running out of petards !

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2017 05:24 PM (M+Lyo)

47 WAPO: We are outing Charlie Rose, therefore our reporting on Moore is legit. Bipartisan!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 05:24 PM (BoMuO)

48 11 2 Nobody's laughing at the Pence Rule anymore.

Indeed.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 20, 2017 05:20 PM (CNHr1)

-----

Almost nobody

Posted by: Mike Pence at November 20, 2017 05:24 PM (vChNs)

49 BREAKING: Bill Moyers groped Mary Todd Lincoln in the back of his buckboard.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2017 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

50 Let me put my little rose inside you girl.

Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (SkuXa)

51 We are running out of petards !

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2017 05:24 PM (M+Lyo)



But apparently not libtards

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (493sH)

52 Another one Bites the Dust

Farukh Balsara AKA Freddie Mercury is getting a workout

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (y3aQB)

53 Who is next I wonder?

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (a0IVu)

54 Has anyone gone looking to see what any of these people said about Pence's rule and started compiling them?

I checked to see if Thrush had, but didn't find anything.

Posted by: Socratease at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (FqHs5)

55 Charlie Rose: Guilty of Molesting without a Fedora.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (tbOMB)

56 36
This snowball is getting kind of big


Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD


Stop writing!!!!



**100 quatloos and a night of passion with Al Franken to whomever gets the reference, albeit slightly inaccurate

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (LAe3v)

57 Did that happen in his office? I mean, on which planet is it a good idea to strip naked in front of someone in a work place?
--

Several years ago, there was a story about a functionally illiterate Detroit School Board President who routinely masturbated while meeting with a female District Supervisor. He did it all the time.

Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (aT+Bx)

58 For some reason, I thought of Steve Kroft when I saw the photograph of this guy.

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (88xKn)

59 Ace, I don't blame you for not wanting to read their articles. I have gone to their site to read a couple of articles, and I got a few emails pushing for me to subscribe. I've used the emails to respond with some "constructive criticism". In this "constructive criticism" I managed to refrain from name calling and profanity. I'm just a giver.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (+lVUW)

60 Liberals go ape shit over a 20 year old conversation on a bus where Trump says he could probably grab women by the pussy due to his stature and extreme wealth.

Liberals silent over liberal with less stature and monetary value ACTUALLY going around grabbing women by the pussy.

Interesting, that.

Posted by: Sponge at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)

61
The left and projection. I haven't seen this much projection since Mercator first started making maps.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (ajiE5)

62 Now these allegations are just dog-piling.

Who among us has not walked around naked in the office in front of our female employees?

And job applicants? Of course. If I'm naked, and the prospective employee isn't smart enough to ask about the office dress code, then she's not getting hired.

Posted by: Furious George at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (j+dfT)

63 18 I'm wondering about the walking about naked in front of them thingy? Did that happen in his office? I mean, on which planet is it a good idea to strip naked in front of someone in a work place?
Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:21 PM (a0IVu)


----

earth?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 20, 2017 05:26 PM (vChNs)

64 53 Who is next I wonder?

Gawd I hope it's Wolf Blitzer.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 20, 2017 05:26 PM (r9UYA)

65 Why don't these women who feel harassed and harmed press criminal charges or at least file a criminal complaint? All they did was enable this behavior to happen to women in the future

Please don't tell me retaliation because that is against the law as well. They made a adult choice that their career was worth the harm and damage suffered and it wasn't worth going to the police.

Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 05:26 PM (g4lFK)

66 BREAKING: Bill Moyers groped Mary Todd Lincoln in the back of his buckboard.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2017 05:24 PM (oVJmc)



Now there is a smarmy, smug lefty bastard who needs his comeuppance

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 05:26 PM (493sH)

67 And all of these guys in the media are the same people who have been telling us that the Comet Pizza/ping pong pedophile thing was just a hoax?

Man. Better recheck that story.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2017 05:26 PM (ATVNj)

68 [i[]50
Let me put my little rose inside you girl.

Don't you mean put your stamen in her pistil?

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2017 05:26 PM (LAe3v)

69 >>We are running out of petards !

I told Mikey to stock up on petards at the Outrage Store but did he listen?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 05:26 PM (/tuJf)

70
"Well Tom do we really know who Charlie is?"

- -B. Obama

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:26 PM (mbhDw)

71 Hang him.

Posted by: Caliban at November 20, 2017 05:26 PM (QE8X6)

72 >>>Who among us has not walked around naked in the office in front of our female employees?

If you're gonna fish, you gotta dangle the bait.

Posted by: Charlie Rose, Angler and Dangler at November 20, 2017 05:26 PM (8rNrN)

73 Who the fuck gets naked at an interview? Are there really women out there who do not know what a hotel room is?

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2017 05:26 PM (bD2SM)

74 57, Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (aT+Bx)

I'm shocked. That is just beyond horrible.

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:26 PM (a0IVu)

75 The boss's dick does not suck itself!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2017 05:26 PM (BtQd4)

76 When do we get the tapes of the Charlie Rose 'Lewd Calls'?


Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (jZinP)

77 12: If women couldn't leave home without a male relative escort and were covered from head to toe we wouldn't be having these problems.
Posted by: Bacon and burkas at November 20, 2017 05:20 PM (/zwDg)

Coming soon to a democratic talking point near you.

Posted by: LASue at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (hZ+us)

78 Washington Post: Eight Women Accuse Charlie Rose of Having Sexually Harassed Them, With "Nudity," "Groping," and "Lewd Calls"

They weren't "lewd calls" ... they were "lube calls"!! Ha, ha, ha ...

Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (8gDQu)

79 Well, although it's not "The Bonfire of the Vanities", there sure is a huge fire raging now among the elites. Maybe someone else will come up with the appropriate tagline for this inferno.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (AdmmK)

80
Sometimes your pants get scratchy and you have to take them off.

Posted by: otho at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (qGuLD)

81 Whole lotta Rose

Posted by: AC/DC at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (IqV8l)

82 ...but, but, he believes in abortion so look away, nothing to see here, pass go to CBS morning news....we are all waiting for the head Feminazi, Gloria Steinem to absolve him of all his sins.

Posted by: Detroit Breakdown at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (AzZAE)

83 Charlie Rose. Eeeewwwwww, you just know his sack is somewhere down around his flaccid kneecaps.

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (14URa)

84
Jeez these allegations are running through the Left like a recessive gene.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (mbhDw)

85
Eight Women Out.

sounds like a good movie.



(drudge has the non-paywall story)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (r+sAi)

86 ace, I just emailed you a PDF of the story.

I don't pay for it either, but I guess I haven't clicked there in a while so it let me see it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (UoSKV)

87 It'd be sweet if Bannon bringing this about behind the scenes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (oVJmc)

88 81 Whole lotta Rose
Posted by: AC/DC at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (IqV8l)


Every Rose has a horn...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:28 PM (mbhDw)

89 What is the point in becoming accomplished and successful at work if you can't parlay it into a little action?

Money?

I only ever wanted money to get a little action and a sweet sports car which would allow me to get a little action.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 20, 2017 05:28 PM (xnTmW)

90 Interesting how people predicted way ahead of time that this hysteria would occur as soon as Pedogate was picking up steam in Hollywood and other institutions in our country.


Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 05:28 PM (g4lFK)

91 With props to Oscar Wilde, One must have a heart of stone to watch the downfall of Charlie Rose without laughing.

I normally would gloat over others' misfortunes, even those I generally dislike. BUT frak these tools who would gloat over any progressive-influenced misfortune their half assed neo Marxist ideologies would inflict on us poor deplorables.

WAR

Posted by: Keith at November 20, 2017 05:28 PM (USf3s)

92 64: 53 Who is next I wonder?

Gawd I hope it's Wolf Blitzer.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 20, 2017 05:26 PM (r9UYA)

I sincerely hope its Shemp.

Posted by: LASue at November 20, 2017 05:28 PM (hZ+us)

93 But did he give them Maraschino Cherries. The women, they love the Maraschino Cherry.

Posted by: Larry King at November 20, 2017 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

94 Isn't everybody overreacting to the less that truthful attitude?

After all, we were told by the counsel for a sitting President that Everybody lies about sex...when referring to sex with the lowliest of underlines in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2017 05:28 PM (vDqXW)

95 Eight women say Charlie Rose, the longtime TV host, made unwanted sexual advances to them, including groping them or walking around them naked




Charlie Rose: It was a joke! What part of the groping, walking around naked joke don't you understand?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 05:28 PM (493sH)

96 My favorite quote so far, he gave unsolicited back rubs that the other employees referred to as the crusty paw.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:28 PM (Ri/rl)

97 >>Who the fuck gets naked at an interview?


I always did.

Mostly so I could say, 'I think we can ALL see my biggest flaw is ...'.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 05:28 PM (jZinP)

98 83 Charlie Rose. Eeeewwwwww, you just know his sack is somewhere down around his flaccid kneecaps.
Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (14URa)

"Really."

Alan Greenspan

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:28 PM (mbhDw)

99 meant wouldn't gloat, of course

Posted by: Keith at November 20, 2017 05:28 PM (USf3s)

100 This is one of the few times I wish I had twitter. It must be fun out there.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (/tuJf)

101 Eight Women Out

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (IqV8l)

102
We're gonna need a new million woman march with pussy hats against all these leftist men.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (r+sAi)

103 When men can't walk around women naked, the terrorists have won.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (398bZ)

104 83
Charlie Rose. Eeeewwwwww, you just know his sack is somewhere down around his flaccid kneecaps.


Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (14URa)
OMG, Peaches..I'm trying real hard not to laugh too loud!

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (a0IVu)

105 I guess every rose does have a thorn

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (vChNs)

106 My favorite quote so far, he gave unsolicited back rubs that the other employees referred to as the crusty paw.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:28 PM (Ri/rl)
Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (14URa)

107 Next on my wishlist: Jon Stewart.

Anthony Weiner's college buddy can't be squeaky clean.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

108 @29: "Something tells me that is more work than ace is willing to do to bother with reading their drivel."

Probably, but once you get used to it, the key combo sequences is pretty quick. In Mac Safari:

1. Click link // ignore them begging for money
2. command-L // access the address bar
3. command-A // select address
4. command-C // copy address
5. shift-command-N // open new window in private mode
6. command-V // paste address
7. return // read previously unreadable article

New window comes with insert cursor in the address bar.

Anyway, this takes me three seconds, and lets me read any WP or NYT article.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (I/iGu)

109 '...it's Girth.'


For those who were wondering.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (jZinP)

110 *grope* *grope* *grope*

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always gropes... at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (Tyii7)

111 Who is next I wonder?

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (a0IVu)




Barry O: Not me. Not with icky girls at least.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 05:30 PM (493sH)

112 This is one of the few times I wish I had twitter. It must be fun out there.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (/tuJf)
-----------

Twitchy will have it soon.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 05:30 PM (UoSKV)

113 109 '...it's Girth.'


For those who were wondering.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (jZinP)


At this time of Christmas mirth,
whip it out and show its girth...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:30 PM (mbhDw)

114 83
Charlie Rose. Eeeewwwwww, you just know his sack is somewhere down around his flaccid kneecaps.


Posted by: Peaches



Dear God, I'm a dude and you're an ette, and I'm grossed out.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2017 05:30 PM (LAe3v)

115 Libland or as it is more commonly held Libastan apears to have a problem....

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 20, 2017 05:30 PM (0OmEj)

116 I wonder if this is a sort of purge by the younger more radical left to get the less radical liberals out of their way?
Also, I still think this will all eventually used in an attempt to force Trump out.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken


If they had anything on Trump, it would have already came out.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 05:30 PM (5kNms)

117 Also, he was having these girls work in his home and showering with the door open and would call them, when they didn't go into the bathroom he would walk out with an open robe.

#Weinstein

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:30 PM (Ri/rl)

118 @108: "3. command-A // select address"

Oops. You can skip step three.

Step two automatically highlights the address.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 05:30 PM (I/iGu)

119 Several years ago, there was a story about a functionally illiterate Detroit School Board President who routinely masturbated while meeting with a female District Supervisor. He did it all the time.
Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 05:25 PM (aT+Bx)

I remember that story. She filed a complaint and pressed charges IICR correctly.

Didn't she secretly record it for evidence as well?

Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 05:30 PM (g4lFK)

120 '...it's Girth.'


For those who were wondering.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (jZinP)

Girth is King.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (7uYFy)

121 For those who were wondering.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (jZinP)
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And here I thought your biggest flaw was that you don't like white chocolate.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (UoSKV)

122 From you ok Charlie. I learned it by watching you.

Posted by: Glenn Thrush at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (OD2ni)

123 He went full petard. Never go full petard.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (NWiLs)

124 111, Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 05:30 PM (493sH)

I think he swings both ways...

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (a0IVu)

125 Interns?

*winces*

Those are usually really young girls and guys.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (4ErVI)

126 15. "Has anyone gone looking to see what any of these people said about Pence's rule and started compiling them?"

Excellent question. I'd be willing to guess they were laughing snidely about it... and now Mr. Pence has the last laugh.

Posted by: Ann at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (jtHQy)

127 My favorite quote so far, he gave unsolicited back rubs that the other employees referred to as the crusty paw.
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Seriously, he looks like he needs a walker and he was on the make? Sad.

Posted by: simplemind at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (C6xeQ)

128 Gawd I hope it's Wolf Blitzer.

Oh fuck me running.. I hope so!!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (CNHr1)

129 I'm always surprised that WaPo and the NYT still allow access by right clicking and selecting, "open link in incognito window." Big hole in the fence.

Posted by: PC14 at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (L6zm3)

130 53 Who is next I wonder?

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since this seems to be a problem with men in positions of power, I'm going with Rachael Maddow

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (vChNs)

131 Deadline has some pretty sizable blockquotes from the WaPo piece.

http://deadline.com/2017/11/charlie-rose-
unwanted-sexual-advances-report-1202212678/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (pvjTE)

132 Dear God, I'm a dude and you're an ette, and I'm grossed out.


Posted by: pep at November 20, 2017 05:30 PM (LAe3v)
Then my work here is done . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (14URa)

133 Odd, I've only seen Charlie Rose's face, yet I STILL feel like I've seen his scrotum.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (oVJmc)

134 95 Eight women say Charlie Rose, the longtime TV host, made unwanted sexual advances to them, including groping them or walking around them naked




Charlie Rose: It was a joke! What part of the groping, walking around naked joke don't you understand?!?!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 05:28 PM (493sH)

Wait... walking around Naked is a BAD thing?

And no groping????

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin, Amassador to France at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (NgKpN)

135 At this time of Christmas mirth,
whip it out and show its girth...



Jingle balls jingle balls....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (5kNms)

136 A Rose by any other name is just my cock

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (M+Lyo)

137 So progressive employers allow you wander around the office neekid on casual Fridays?

Posted by: Paladin at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (LTquJ)

138 "the incidents took place with employees, interns, and job applicants."




Charlie Rose: So you want a job? What a coincidence because so do I.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (493sH)

139 Viagra has done wonders for geriatric molesters...

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (LiyEm)

140 @38: "Ace, just type 'Charlie Rose' in Google and the Times article will be up at the top. If you click that you can read the article."

Reading via Google doesn't work as often these days. The major sites ignore the referral and still lookup your free articles read count. WSJ sometimes ignores for major stories when they want expose. NYT and WP have pretty much shut it down entirely.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (I/iGu)

141 lmao Peaches!!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (CNHr1)

142
Next up...


Van Jones.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (mbhDw)

143 Party On, Girth.

Posted by: Wayne Campbell at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (oVJmc)

144 Maybe this is why CNN has so much gay on air talent, like Don Lemon and Andy Cooper. No sexual harassment to see here.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (7uYFy)

145 Dammit.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (I/iGu)

146 Roses are red violets are blue,
give me a hummer and I'll hire you

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (M+Lyo)

147 >>I thought your biggest flaw was that you don't like white chocolate.


I didn't like White Shadow, either.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (jZinP)

148 Dear God, I'm a dude and you're an ette, and I'm grossed out.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2017 05:30 PM (LAe3v)

No chick is turned on by old man balls.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (Ri/rl)

149 This will all boomerang back on conservatives as soon as someone (other than Moore) is pegged as a "groper" of tits and ass.

It's coming...... soon.

(So says masturbating Democrat)

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (MCEs2)

150 Also, he was having these girls work in his home and showering with the door open and would call them, when they didn't go into the bathroom he would walk out with an open robe.

#Weinstein
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In his retirement Bill Clinton has been holding how to seminars . . .

Posted by: simplemind at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (C6xeQ)

151 *throws a rotten cabbage at the nearest Barrel*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 05:33 PM (I/iGu)

152 I read the story on Gateway Pundit. Rose is sick. Amazing how these people maintain a public persona of high-toned judicious reason but private lives of struttingly revolting behavior. Consider the similarities in these cases of covertly debauched liberals -- their private grotesque lives follow a conformist pattern just as their manicured public ones do. What lost souls.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's apprentice at November 20, 2017 05:33 PM (5msTp)

153 Uh, Walter? The barrel is thata way --->

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:33 PM (14URa)

154 >>Who the fuck gets naked at an interview?

You know the old tip to "Imagine the interviewer naked" to reduce stress? Even had a recent commercial with that theme. Well, Charlie was simply doing these poor young women a favor by skipping the imagine part for them. Almost heroic he was. Very thoughtful at the least.

Posted by: Keith at November 20, 2017 05:33 PM (USf3s)

155 Fake Newsman

Posted by: Detroit Breakdown at November 20, 2017 05:33 PM (AzZAE)

156 125 Interns?

*winces*

Those are usually really young girls and guys.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (4ErVI)

Charlie... Charlie....

didn't I tell you... NO INTERNS!!!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 20, 2017 05:33 PM (NgKpN)

157 Roy Moore is starting to look like a choirboy.

Posted by: tentotwo at November 20, 2017 05:33 PM (yhf6w)

158
Pete Rose = Charlie Hustle

Charlie Rose = Hustling Peter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:33 PM (mbhDw)

159 Wait... walking around Naked is a BAD thing?

And no groping????


Posted by: Benjamin Franklin, Amassador to France at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM


I miss the 70's. This century sucks.

Posted by: otho at November 20, 2017 05:33 PM (qGuLD)

160 I would love to see Scarborough go down next. If they can't get him on the dead intern, I'm sure he's groped in his past.
Who knows? Maybe that's how he landed Mika.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 05:33 PM (7uYFy)

161 You're looking for a job? Make like a Tea Bagger and get on your knees.....

Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)

162 83 Charlie Rose. Eeeewwwwww, you just know his sack is somewhere down around his flaccid kneecaps.
Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:27 PM (14URa)

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the upside being he can have 11 women working him at the same time

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (vChNs)

163 Also, I still think this will all eventually used in an attempt to force Trump out.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken


The thing is, they've been trying to get Trump out since the night he won the election anyway. ANyTHING that happens, they will try to use against him. Everyone in the media has become white noise to me.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (+lVUW)

164 11 2 Nobody's laughing at the Pence Rule anymore.

Indeed.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 20, 2017 05:20 PM (CNHr1)

How did he work that, exactly? I mean I work at home now so meh I'm not around anyone except my girlfriend when she stops by or my Dad (who stops by several times a week to hang out).

I've had jobs in the past where it was me and a chick and that was it. There's no way to avoid that situation.

I think it would be hard for a lot of people to totally avoid being alone with a person of the opposite sex entirely.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (4ErVI)

165 Hey baby gardening is part of the job. You can start by planting tulips.

Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (OD2ni)

166 I saw Crusty Paw open for the Slits at Whiskey A-Go-Go in 1983!

Posted by: Lawrence O Donnell at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (2X7pN)

167 154 >>Who the fuck gets naked at an interview?

You know the old tip to "Imagine the interviewer naked" to reduce stress? Even had a recent commercial with that theme. Well, Charlie was simply doing these poor young women a favor by skipping the imagine part for them. Almost heroic he was. Very thoughtful at the least.
Posted by: Keith at November 20, 2017 05:33 PM (USf3s)

Naked at a job interview?

Isn't there a whole category of Porn that is just that?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (NgKpN)

168 Every male news personality is desperately trying to recall every butt slap he may have treated himself to in the past 30 years. Good. Let them be on edge.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (/qEW2)

169 Yor think Proggy men not breast-fed long enough.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (Jj+59)

170 Next on my wishlist: Jon Stewart.

Anthony Weiner's college buddy can't be squeaky clean.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

Nice pick. We really do need a dead pool....

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (2sCft)

171 148, No chick is turned on by old man balls.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (Ri/rl)
Or by the sight of a penis, flaccid or otherwise in a totally inappropriate setting..like in the office for example.

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (a0IVu)

172 I'm sure it was all a sexy misunderstanding.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (9GhFt)

173 I'm sorry but you can't tell me Rosie O'Donnell has never done this shit. I mean, you could tell me but I would never believe it. Those lesbians can get very aggressive. I know this from personal experience.

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (14URa)

174 116
I wonder if this is a sort of purge by the younger more radical left to get the less radical liberals out of their way?

Also, I still think this will all eventually used in an attempt to force Trump out.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken





If they had anything on Trump, it would have already came out.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 05:30 PM (5kNms)

It is interesting that the left keeps saying "But Trump is accused. Why doesn't he resign?!".
Yet, all that they had was locker room talk (inappropriate but just talk), and unsubstantiated allegations. Here we see more and more lefties accused of harassment.
So much for the War on Women!! Sure wish there was a real opposition party because this material is rich. If there was such a party, they could be scoring serious points and solidifying 2018 seats.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (jxbfJ)

175 So what time is Charlie entering rehab?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (O5Q3r)

176 Whine: "Why don't you trust us? " - Elites

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (4Vu64)

177 No chick is turned on by old man balls.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (Ri/rl)


Sakajawea ?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (M+Lyo)

178 I would love to see Scarborough go down next. If they can't get him on the dead intern, I'm sure he's groped in his past.
Who knows? Maybe that's how he landed Mika.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 05:33 PM (7uYFy)


Well, wasn't he pounding her while he was still married?

Oh, and he has that whole dead intern in his office thing that never went anywhere......

Posted by: Sponge at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

179 Don't forget the Russell Simmons story from this weekend-- that sounds like actual rape, to me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

180 I miss the 70's. This century sucks.
Posted by: otho at November 20, 2017 05:33 PM (qGuLD)

The decade where everything was cool--and no one said shit the next morning.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (7uYFy)

181 Hey chicky, come in my office. I wanna show ya why they call me Charlie Rose.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (xnTmW)

182 unwanted sexual advances

I have to say, that's a weird term, isn't it? Why add the "unwanted" part? I'm sure Charlie thought that all the chicks wanted him, no matter what they may have said - and the first sexual advance can't be known to be "unwanted", anyway.

So, the wanted sexual advances that old fogey Charlie made towards 18 year old interns was okay, I guess. They really let CHarlie off easy with this. All he has to say is what his friend kept telling him, "She wants you, Spaz!".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (8gDQu)

183 I know this is eventually going to hit somebody I admire.

Eventually.

Until it does, I'm just going to get nekkid and luxuriate in all this.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (9chmE)

184 This will all boomerang back on conservatives as soon as someone (other than Moore) is pegged as a "groper" of tits and ass.

It's coming...... soon.

(So says masturbating Democrat)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (MCEs2)


Well... considering most of the "Conservatives" in the GOP are in fact establishment hacks. Let the good times roll.

Posted by: Keith at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (USf3s)

185 53 Who is next I wonder?

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whoever it is who does that 'to catch a predator' show.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (vChNs)

186 I'm sorry but you can't tell me Rosie O'Donnell has never done this shit. I mean, you could tell me but I would never believe it. Those lesbians can get very aggressive. I know this from personal experience.


Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (14URa)


Whoa !

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (M+Lyo)

187 I've been out all day having the Day From Hell, and this post cheered me up.

Charlie Rose is a vicious old liberal crank, holier than thou, and I want to roll around in this thread for a bit after I have a bit of a cry (foot is killing me, and life is sucking right now).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (PY9jH)

188 I haven't read any of the coverage of this, but I am going to assume he also used a Penis Pump in front of his prospective hires.


Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (jZinP)

189 Waiting for the Keith Olbermann accusation.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (Jj+59)

190 Yes, I'm still at work. What of it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (9chmE)

191 Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (Ri/rl)
Or by the sight of a penis, flaccid or otherwise in a totally inappropriate setting..like in the office for example.
Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (a0IVu)

Or dick pics.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (Ri/rl)

192 Hillary wants to be President of another planet.

still time to ship her to that interstellar asteroid leaving our system?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (hcKoh)

193 Digital cameras drove the darkroom groping opportunities way down.

Posted by: Peter Parker at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (VDQek)

194 No wonder the feminist movement came from the left, they think all men are like that.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2017 05:36 PM (6Ll1u)

195 >>>I miss the 70's. This century sucks.
Posted by: otho at November 20, 2017 05:33 PM (qGuLD)

Me too!

Posted by: Hadrian at November 20, 2017 05:36 PM (QE8X6)

196
Colbert or Maher would be awesome if they go down.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:36 PM (mbhDw)

197 Next on my wishlist: Jon Stewart.

Wonn't happen. He's a fellow William and Mary alum. We're a highly repressed lot.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2017 05:36 PM (LAe3v)

198 Waiting for the Keith Olbermann accusation.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (Jj+59)

That's old news. Like possibly even last decade old.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2017 05:36 PM (9chmE)

199 If you can't read the article just look at the google cache version or use a proxy hider.

Posted by: wte9 at November 20, 2017 05:36 PM (xYr9U)

200 Who the fuck gets naked at an interview?

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**** sheepishly raises hand ****

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at November 20, 2017 05:36 PM (vChNs)

201 VRWC has been pretty busy lately

Posted by: sofa saver at November 20, 2017 05:36 PM (4u7kU)

202 I have to say I'm worried about Masturbatin' Pete.

I mean when that's your name, you just know something hinky has been going on there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 05:36 PM (4ErVI)

203 >>No chick is turned on by old man balls.

Waist boobs aren't exactly a turn on either.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 05:36 PM (/tuJf)

204 Dack, I mentioned this a few days ago but several years ago it was just me and another guy in the office. yeah.. he went there. I managed to slip myself away from his hand and bolted for the door and went home. He never tried it again.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 20, 2017 05:36 PM (CNHr1)

205 I'm always surprised that WaPo and the NYT still allow access by right clicking and selecting, "open link in incognito window." Big hole in the fence.
Posted by: PC14

Live by cookies, die by cookies

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (9TU00)

206 I'm sure there's some Dan Rather story out there. Sooner or later, those goats are gonna talk.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (ppaKI)

207 187 I've been out all day having the Day From Hell, and this post cheered me up.

Charlie Rose is a vicious old liberal crank, holier than thou, and I want to roll around in this thread for a bit after I have a bit of a cry (foot is killing me, and life is sucking right now).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (PY9jH)


"Really!"

- - Bill Moyers

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (mbhDw)

208 I'm sorry but you can't tell me Rosie O'Donnell has never done this shit. I mean, you could tell me but I would never believe it. Those lesbians can get very aggressive. I know this from personal experience.
Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (14URa)



I know, right? Pretty shaken by those. Even though they knew I was straight. Which is all the more shocking.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (4Vu64)

209 121 For those who were wondering.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 05:29 PM (jZinP)
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And here I thought your biggest flaw was that you don't like white chocolate.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (UoSKV)

White "chocolate" is by definition not chocolate.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (NWiLs)

210 **** sheepishly raises hand ****
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at November 20, 2017 05:36 PM (vChNs)

Thread winner.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (CNHr1)

211 Don't forget the Russell Simmons story from this weekend-- that sounds like actual rape, to me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (oVJmc)


He followed her into the shower and sodomized her. I would say, yeah. He should be in prison.

Posted by: Sponge at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

212 No chick is turned on by old man balls.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (Ri/rl)


Catherine Zeta Jones.

She is truly G-d's gift to old men.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (8gDQu)

213

Trump, what is the best in life?

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and hear the sexual harassment claims against your enemies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (493sH)

214 The upside being....

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Oh hell Buzzsaw.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Brain RN at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (Oh4e5)

215 Olbermann will be next. Also, I've heard stories about Al Roker being a horn dog, and of course, Matt Lauer's cheating on his wife is legendary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (PY9jH)

216 @178: "Oh, and he has that whole dead intern in his office thing that never went anywhere......"

It did get Daily Kos Markos thrown off MSNBC indefinitely. That's something. It also started one of the longest running, low-level Twitter feuds, as Markos likes to subtweet dead intern jokes from time to time.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (I/iGu)

217 Colbert or Maher would be awesome if they go down.

On each other? 'Cause I could see that even though I don't want to.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

218 203 >>No chick is turned on by old man balls.

Waist boobs aren't exactly a turn on either.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 05:36 PM (/tuJf)


Look up "heavy hangers." Or not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (mbhDw)

219
Alan Greenspan
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:28 PM (mbhDw)

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I stretched it with all the sucking. Now I get to deepthroat your testicles

Posted by: A Mitchell at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (vChNs)

220 Next up , Shep Smith

Posted by: Detroit Breakdown at November 20, 2017 05:38 PM (AzZAE)

221 Larry Odonnell reminds me of the kind of guy that would do this shit. What about that angry Ed guy that used to be on MSNBC, him too, and Olberrdouche

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2017 05:38 PM (M+Lyo)

222 198 Waiting for the Keith Olbermann accusation.

Laura warming up her twitter

Posted by: sofa saver at November 20, 2017 05:38 PM (4u7kU)

223 'Do your balls hang low
do they waggle to and fro
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?'

Posted by: Yakko Warner at November 20, 2017 05:38 PM (jZinP)

224 I think he used to be married to Linda Thorson (Tara King). But that was a long time ago.

Posted by: George LeS at November 20, 2017 05:38 PM (+TcCF)

225 Girth is King.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (7uYFy)



A 'rather muscular' girth is king. 'Wet towel' test is out. Kettleball test is in.

Try to keep up.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 20, 2017 05:38 PM (ajiE5)

226 White "chocolate" is by definition not chocolate.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (NWiLs)
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Very true. Also true is that it is delicious.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 05:38 PM (UoSKV)

227 219
I stretched it with all the sucking. Now I get to deepthroat your testicles
Posted by: A Mitchell at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (vChNs)


Tea bag? Hell, it looks like she's gargling a sack of avocados.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:38 PM (mbhDw)

228 I would love to see Scarborough go down next. If they can't get him on the dead intern, I'm sure he's groped in his past.
Who knows? Maybe that's how he landed Mika.

Posted by: JoeF.

I want to see Mika, and a couple of high school guys in a Prius

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (9TU00)

229 And in other news, a Democratic mega-doner, Steve Mostyn of Houston died of, get this, "sudden on-set mental health problems."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (ty7RM)

230 Matt Lauer's cheating on his wife is legendary.
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WHAT WHAT WHAT?!!!!

Posted by: simplemind at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (C6xeQ)

231 I've had a lesbian friend (years and years ago) show me her boobs, but she wasn't coming on to me (I don't think - I'm not her type) - she just wanted to show off her boob job.

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (a0IVu)

232 Good Lord, there isn't enough popcorn in the world... wow.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (Gs5TH)

233 He advocated for plenty of women journalists to be around to watch his junk swing in the breeze. Whattaguy

Posted by: Mega at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (rv0Fo)

234 Y'all are some guh-ross SOBs. Funny. Hilarious. But yuck.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Brain RN at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (Oh4e5)

235 And in other news, a Democratic mega-doner, Steve Mostyn of Houston died of, get this, "sudden on-set mental health problems."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (ty7RM)


That's gotta be a first.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (8gDQu)

236 Do Garrison Keeler next!

Jimmy Kimmel is too much to hope for.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (vDqXW)

237 Now its the media's turn. Next, Hillary.

Posted by: son of sonobi at November 20, 2017 05:40 PM (deHQS)

238 Girth is King.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 05:31 PM (7uYFy)


----

It's good to be the girth

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 05:40 PM (vChNs)

239 231 I've had a lesbian friend (years and years ago) show me her boobs, but she wasn't coming on to me (I don't think - I'm not her type) - she just wanted to show off her boob job.
Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (a0IVu)


To which you should have responded, "honey, I just got a penis reduction. Can I try it out to see the fit?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:40 PM (mbhDw)

240 Oh, noes! Has the bloom come off of the Rose?

Posted by: Kamala! / Frederica! 2020!!! at November 20, 2017 05:40 PM (ctuyM)

241 emaileds

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 20, 2017 05:40 PM (LWu6U)

242 >>No chick is turned on by old man balls.


Presentation on a stack of Benjamin helps.

Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 05:40 PM (VDQek)

243 I was hit on by a lesbian friend years ago. I just said "no" and that was that. We remained friends.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 05:40 PM (PY9jH)

244 "221 Larry Odonnell reminds me of the kind of guy that would do this shit. What about that angry Ed guy that used to be on MSNBC, him too, and Olberrdouche
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere"


Oh baby, I ain't stopping the hammering.

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at November 20, 2017 05:41 PM (OD2ni)

245 243 Oh,we are SO going to need pictures....

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2017 05:41 PM (LiyEm)

246 53 Who is next I wonder?
Posted by: IC


Honestly, successful actors, directors, and Hollywood big shots, what percentage of them have gone to an after awards show party and groped some woman?

Ben Affleck claims he doesn't remember that incident he was accused of. He's probably groped so many women that he can't remember them all.

I'm enjoying this. I enjoy thinking about Tim Robbins, DiCaprio, all of them sitting in their palaces wondering when some disgusting accusation is going to be made.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (+lVUW)

247 231 I've had a lesbian friend (years and years ago) show me her boobs, but she wasn't coming on to me (I don't think - I'm not her type) - she just wanted to show off her boob job.
Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (a0IVu)


To which you should have responded, "honey, I just got a penis reduction. Can I try it out to see the fit?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:40 PM (mbhDw)


I think IC is an 'ette.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (4Vu64)

248 A rose by any other name would smell just as sweaty.

Posted by: Charlie "The Flash" Rose at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (LilNs)

249 245 243 Oh,we are SO going to need pictures....
Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2017 05:41 PM (LiyEm)


Did she mention that her friend was Barbara Mikulski?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (mbhDw)

250 229
And in other news, a Democratic mega-doner, Steve Mostyn of Houston died of, get this, "sudden on-set mental health problems."



Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (ty7RM)

"Suicied" by multiple shoots in the back?

Posted by: rifraf at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (RiEBD)

251 Remember David Letterman had a SPECIAL office just so he could bang interns

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (dKiJG)

252 Oh baby, I ain't stopping the hammering.
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at November 20, 2017 05:41 PM (OD2ni)
---
There's insanity going on...in my pants.

Posted by: Larry O'Donnell at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (vDqXW)

253 she just wanted to show off her boob job.
Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (a0IVu)

Every woman I ever known who has had her tits done, wants to show them off.

Posted by: sofa saver at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (4u7kU)

254 Or dick pics.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:35 PM (Ri/rl)

Yeah, and I am a guy, but I never got the idea of dick pics.

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (2sCft)

255 Gonna say it, I don't think Bill Mahar is going to make this list.

I don't have to like it, and you don't have to like it, but he gets tail, and doesn't have to resort to coercion. It grosses me out, and it grosses you out, but it didn't gross out Ann Coulter. She, among others.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (9chmE)

256 Colbert or Maher would be awesome if they go down.

Apparently Maher goes to a private sex club in L.A. It's super expensive, but supposedly attracts exceptional "talent."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (ty7RM)

257 212 No chick is turned on by old man balls.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:32 PM (Ri/rl)

Catherine Zeta Jones.

She is truly G-d's gift to old men.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (8gDQu)

She's faking it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (Ri/rl)

258 247 I think IC is an 'ette.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (4Vu64)

It could still work. Or not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (mbhDw)

259 I got hit on by a lesbian once. Okay.. I was in a lesbian bar.. but still...

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 20, 2017 05:43 PM (CNHr1)

260 Meanwhile, Trump claimed 20 years ago that if you were rich and famous enough, some women would let you grab 'em by the mish.

Libs heads everywhere exploded. This is so delicious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 05:43 PM (PY9jH)

261 Sudden onset mental problems could be a bullet.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 05:43 PM (4ErVI)

262 I was hit on by a lesbian friend years ago. I just said "no" and that was that. We remained friends.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 05:40 PM


That story didn't end the way I hoped.

Posted by: otho at November 20, 2017 05:43 PM (qGuLD)

263 What is a Rose without it's prick?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2017 05:43 PM (oVJmc)

264 I asked my publicist to plant a story accusing me of sexual harassment, but he said it just wouldn't be believable.

Posted by: Alan Alda at November 20, 2017 05:43 PM (398bZ)

265 "242 >>No chick is turned on by old man balls.

Presentation on a stack of Benjamin helps.
Posted by: X-ray "


Truth.

Posted by: Louise Linton at November 20, 2017 05:43 PM (OD2ni)

266 Do your balls hang low
do they waggle to and fro
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?
Posted by: Yakko Warner at November 20, 2017 05:38 PM


can you throw them over your shoulder
like a Continental soldier?
Do you balls hang low?

Posted by: Campfire girls at November 20, 2017 05:43 PM (ctuyM)

267 Gaaahhhhhh.


**runs screaming from his laptop**

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2017 05:43 PM (LAe3v)

268 Ben Affleck claims he doesn't remember that incident he was accused of. He's probably groped so many women that he can't remember them all.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (+lVUW)
---
No one can grope just one.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 20, 2017 05:43 PM (vDqXW)

269 The sidebar contains snide comments about the Transgender Day of Remembrance. Please don't do that.

I'll readily admit that there are obnoxious trans people out there (and even loathsome perverts falsely claiming "trans" status so they can invade women's bathrooms or high school girls' locker rooms). By all means, push back against that and be as snide as you like.

But the Transgender Day of Remembrance is an event to publicize the idea that sometimes when a trans person is outed, people just kill them. Beat them to death or whatever. I think it's appropriate to publicize the idea that this should not happen.

There are a lot of trans people who just want to be left alone, and I am 100% on board with just leaving them alone. And they hope to not be beat to death, and I'm 100% on board with that too.

If they want a day to raise awareness or whatever, it doesn't hurt us in any way. So I would like to politely ask that nobody be snide about a day of remembering people who were killed.

P.S. To go all science fiction, I think in a few decades it will be possible to truly switch biological sexes: do "gene therapy" to switch between XX and XY chromosomes throughout the whole body, and form all the correct anatomy. (This level of medical tech also implies that our soldiers who had limbs blown off can get them back, paralyzed people will be fixed, etc. It won't be tomorrow.) If it becomes possible for "transwomen" to become biological women, and "transmen" to become biological men, I hope the whole "trans" thing will just become a non-issue. And maybe the people who claim that there are 200 genders or whatever will have shut up by then. (I can dream.)

Posted by: mr_jack at November 20, 2017 05:44 PM (M59SC)

270 Isn't there a whole category of Porn that is just that?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 20, 2017 05:34 PM (NgKpN)

Not for long. In the future SJW porn the actress comes in nekkid then has to put her clothes on and discuss the Patriarchy.

Posted by: Keith at November 20, 2017 05:44 PM (USf3s)

271 I'm sure there's a standard template various lawyers have for denials of this nature. AtC or someone who actually knows the dirty bits might be able to elaborate (or refute).

Also what kind of chick is named 'Kyle'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2017 05:44 PM (xJa6I)

272 268 Ben Affleck claims he doesn't remember that incident he was accused of. He's probably groped so many women that he can't remember them all.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (+lVUW)
---
No one can grope just one.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 20, 2017 05:43 PM (vDqXW)


"Lays!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:44 PM (mbhDw)

273 I haven't laughed this hard in . . . .hours.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 20, 2017 05:44 PM (hKi6n)

274 256 Colbert or Maher would be awesome if they go down.

Apparently Maher goes to a private sex club in L.A. It's super expensive, but supposedly attracts exceptional "talent."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (ty7RM)

He practically lived at the Playboy mansion for decades so yeah there's something there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (4ErVI)

275 No one can grope just one.
=======
Word.

Posted by: Russell Simmons at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (C6xeQ)

276 Brian Williams just confessed to having
harassed Joan of Arc.

That's what got her so righteously PO's.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (nBr1j)

277 >>>Every woman I ever known who has had her tits done, wants to show them off.
Posted by: sofa saver at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (4u7kU)

Well, duh!

Posted by: Kate Hudson at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (QE8X6)

278 Yeah, and I am a guy, but I never got the idea of dick pics.

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (2sCft)

I met my wife online. She says she married me because I was the only one who didn't send her dick pics.

Posted by: son of sonobi at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (deHQS)

279 Larry Odonnell reminds me of the kind of guy that would do this shit.

IT was Lawrence Odonnell, Lawrence Odonnell !!!

Posted by: Karl Rove at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (4u7kU)

280 Up next: Bill Nye the gropin' guy.

*fingers crossed*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (PY9jH)

281 Jimmy Kimmel is too much to hope for.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (vDqXW)



He fits the profile of ultra lefty, holier than thou douche who would have done things like this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (493sH)

282 I'm enjoying this. I enjoy thinking about Tim Robbins, DiCaprio, all of them sitting in their palaces wondering when some disgusting accusation is going to be made.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (+lVUW)


I'm thinking there are agents and damage control pros working overtime. Also phone calls offering money or a movie role, or whatever benefit to stop someone from talking.

But truly, a lot of women will not come forward. They've already dealt with it, enough other women have made a case, and they just want to get on with their lives and not re-visit it.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (4Vu64)

283 Well, I've had enough of this. Time to go make dinner. Which was going to be spaghetti and meatballs, but after this thread . . . I don't know.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (UoSKV)

284 she just wanted to show off her boob job.
Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (a0IVu)

I think anyone who wants to show you their breasts probably has some what of an interest in you. Of course, I have thankfully never known any woman who had a breast job who wanted to show me. The woman i know either get saggy or have breast reduction jobs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (8+Ozj)

285 I think Chuck Schumer would be the one that would be the best ever for accusations

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (M+Lyo)

286 I heard he tried to have Gayle hook him up with Oprah. She told him to eff himself.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (hKi6n)

287 Several years ago, there was a story about a functionally illiterate Detroit School Board President who routinely masturbated while meeting with a female District Supervisor. He did it all the time.
Posted by: Vyx


I remember that. The scary thing is who the hell would put up with that more than once? IIRC the female was the district superintendent. If she didn't put an immediate end to that behavior, she's as big an idiot as he is.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 05:46 PM (+lVUW)

288 >>Next up...


Van Jones.Posted by J. J. Sefton

Followed by Lawrence O'Donnell... on *any* scandal at this point that would drive that raging liar from the airwaves for good.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 20, 2017 05:46 PM (AdmmK)

289 Also still totally going to snark about trannies. Because I can, at least until the camps start up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2017 05:46 PM (xJa6I)

290 I've had a lesbian friend (years and years ago) show me her boobs
Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM


Cinematic representations of such apparently have a small, but enthusiastic following on this site.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 20, 2017 05:46 PM (ctuyM)

291 277
>>>Every woman I ever known who has had her tits done, wants to show them off.

Posted by: sofa saver at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (4u7kU)


This is true. But only a lesbian will follow you around the supermarket to do so.

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:46 PM (14URa)

292
I think Chuck Schumer would be the one that would be the best ever for accusations

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (M+Lyo)


Imagine that old bastard leering at a woman over those glasses.


And there went any thought of dinner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 05:46 PM (PY9jH)

293 What is a Rose without it's prick?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Okay, you win!

Posted by: Cheri at November 20, 2017 05:46 PM (oiNtH)

294 256 Colbert or Maher would be awesome if they go down.

Phrasing has to be appropriate here.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 20, 2017 05:46 PM (nBr1j)

295 Also what kind of chick is named 'Kyle'?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


A really messed up one?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 05:46 PM (5kNms)

296 And in other news, a Democratic mega-doner, Steve Mostyn of Houston died of, get this, "sudden on-set mental health problems."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

there used to be another word for that ...

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2017 05:46 PM (9TU00)

297 Sponge: "Liberals go ape shit over a 20 year old conversation on a bus where Trump says he could probably grab women by the pussy due to his stature and extreme wealth."

Furthermore, they're validating his very claim! It was, is, and always will be a truism; and yet, because Trump stated the obvious, they went into hysterics.

I guess the best defense was a strong offense because you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a lecherous Li(e)beral.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 20, 2017 05:47 PM (H8S+R)

298 >>>Next up , Shep Smith<<<

Shep is not fooling anyone. He's been chugging cock for years and years.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2017 05:47 PM (bD2SM)

299 I've got fingers crossed for Jay Carney.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 05:47 PM (PY9jH)

300 I met my wife online. She says she married me because I was the only one who didn't send her dick pics.

Posted by: son of sonobi at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (deHQS)
---
So you quickly the one that failed to send, right?

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2017 05:47 PM (vDqXW)

301 This century sucks.
Posted by: otho at November 20, 2017 05:33 PM (qGuLD)

Me too!
Posted by: Hadrian


It's all fun and games until someone gets plague...

... oh. tinyurl.com/y7h6djer

Posted by: marcus aurelius at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (6FqZa)

302

To which you should have responded, "honey, I just got a penis reduction. Can I try it out to see the fit?"

That woulda been hilarious!

IC doesn't even have a penis!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (YUajH)

303 I'll wager that Ms. Lindsay will have an accusation thrown at her for offering to "massage" a Congressional page in the gym locker room.

Posted by: Cheri at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (oiNtH)

304 258
247 I think IC is an 'ette.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (4Vu64)



It could still work. Or not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (mbhDw)
Lol..I am ..not sure it would work out, logistically speaking.

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (a0IVu)

305 Hey, at least I'm not a tranny.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (398bZ)

306 I would not feel at all bad if Hillary gets accused of sexual harassment I'm mean that way, I guess.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (8+Ozj)

307 I the media harassers/rapists are good to be exposed. However, I would really like to see the money paid by the US to hush up what the senators and congress people have been up to .

I want to see schumer's name and many many others.

Posted by: simplemind at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (C6xeQ)

308 >>Also what kind of chick is named 'Kyle'?


The kind that tapes her penis and balls to her taint.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (jZinP)

309 I think anyone who wants to show you their breasts probably has some what of an interest in you. Of course, I have thankfully never known any woman who had a breast job who wanted to show me. The woman i know either get saggy or have breast reduction jobs
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (8+Ozj)

I live in California, they want to show you and want you to feel them too. It's a thing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (Ri/rl)

310 Shep Smith probably has a towel rack at the bath house named after him.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (4ErVI)

311 >>>294 256 Colbert or Maher would be awesome if they go down.

...

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!!!

Posted by: Will Smith in Every Movie from 1996 to 2003 at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (8rNrN)

312 They never promised him a Rose pardon.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2017 05:49 PM (LQLeS)

313

Take a moment to ponder all of this. I think it's only happening because PDT was elected one year ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:49 PM (mbhDw)

314 Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (Ri/rl)

I think that's really odd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 05:49 PM (8+Ozj)

315 231 I've had a lesbian friend (years and years ago) show me her boobs, but she wasn't coming on to me (I don't think - I'm not her type) - she just wanted to show off her boob job.


Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM


Dude, she was jonesing for a boob grope. She probably wanted your meat pole too.

Posted by: otho at November 20, 2017 05:49 PM (qGuLD)

316 Who knew that Trump would usher in a dramatic rise in "damage control" stocks? Damn.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 20, 2017 05:49 PM (hKi6n)

317 Now that's what I'm talkin' about!!!

Posted by: Will Smith in Every Movie from 1996 to 2003 at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (8rNrN)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 05:49 PM (8gDQu)

318 by the way, is it still bigoted if a guy refuses to go out with a guy who claims to be a woman?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 20, 2017 05:49 PM (ILitO)

319 Colbert or Maher would be awesome if they go down. Phrasing

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 20, 2017 05:50 PM (5XwFj)

320 Just popped in long enough to see that Perv-a-Palooza is expanding its net. On an hourly basis, it seems.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 20, 2017 05:50 PM (mQ0Mc)

321 284, I think anyone who wants to show you their breasts
probably has some what of an interest in you. Of course, I have
thankfully never known any woman who had a breast job who wanted to show
me. The woman i know either get saggy or have breast reduction jobs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (8+Ozj)
I don't know, Fen..she was always into tall, leggy blondes. I am the 180 of that..

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:50 PM (a0IVu)

322 310 Shep Smith probably has a towel rack at the bath house named after him.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (4ErVI)


The Robert Byrd of homosexual stomping grounds. Or Robyn Byrd???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:50 PM (mbhDw)

323 I think that's really odd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 05:49 PM (8+Ozj)


No. Breasts come in twos, so it's even. Very even.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 05:50 PM (8gDQu)

324 Well, I've had enough of this. Time to go make
dinner. Which was going to be spaghetti and meatballs, but after this
thread . . . I don't know.
Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM


bluebell, we really, really, really appreciate the time, effort, and care you're putting in on kitchen testing The Recipes for The Book.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 20, 2017 05:50 PM (ctuyM)

325 >>>That woulda been hilarious!
IC doesn't even have a penis!


Everyone is so polite around here!

Posted by: Miss Manners at November 20, 2017 05:50 PM (QE8X6)

326 Also what kind of chick is named 'Kyle'?

The kind whose parents were too open-minded to punish her with a preconceived notion of sexuality. Try to keep up, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (14URa)

327 #311 Maher had lots and lots of fun many, many times at the Playboy Mansion. So maybe he was too petered out for non-consensual advances.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (LQLeS)

328 256 Colbert or Maher would be awesome if they go down.

Apparently Maher goes to a private sex club in L.A. It's super expensive, but supposedly attracts exceptional "talent."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (ty7RM)

He likes to hit women.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (2DOZq)

329 >>Every woman I ever known who has had her tits done, wants to show them off.

This is true. But only a lesbian will follow you around the supermarket to do so.



I must shop in the wrong supermarkets.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (ajiE5)

330 I also wouldn't mind if Chuck Schumer gets accused. He is among my least favorite Senators.

I'm sorry, Lord.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (8+Ozj)

331
He followed her into the shower and sodomized her. I would say, yeah. He should be in prison.
Posted by: Sponge at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

Prison for non-consensual shower sodomy? That's very eye for an eye.

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (tMFgx)

332 However, I would really like to see the money paid by the US to hush up what the senators and congress people have been up to .



This times a Brazilian!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (5kNms)

333 My guess is Kirstin Gillibrand will be moving up in her Committee Assignments soon.

She has that combination of being hittable after a drink or twelve, having been in close contact with the powerful men of the Senate for years, and at the same time utterly without loyalty or shame in advancing her personal cause.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (W/SyC)

334 I live in California, they want to show you and want you to feel them too. It's a thing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (Ri/rl)
It really is. They're all, hey, check out my new rack!

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (14URa)

335 314 Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (Ri/rl)

I think that's really odd.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 05:49 PM (8+Ozj)

They're my friends. It's been going on for so long it doesn't even phase me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (Ri/rl)

336 To which you should have responded, "honey, I just got a penis reduction. Can I try it out to see the fit?"

That woulda been hilarious!

IC doesn't even have a penis!



Time to sue that doctor.

Posted by: Keith at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (USf3s)

337 >>256 Colbert or Maher would be awesome if they go down.

Maybe they could go down together!

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 20, 2017 05:52 PM (QE8X6)

338 Or Robyn Byrd???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:50 PM (mbhDw)


LOL.

New York public access from the 80s, was it?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 05:52 PM (8gDQu)

339 331
He followed her into the shower and sodomized her. I would say, yeah. He should be in prison.
Posted by: Sponge at November 20, 2017 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

Prison for non-consensual shower sodomy? That's very eye for an eye.
Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (tMFgx)


SIMONIZED, not sodomized.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:52 PM (mbhDw)

340 >>I must shop in the wrong supermarkets.


Try hanging out by the Double-Ended Vegetables.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 05:52 PM (jZinP)

341 How awesome it is to watch the cockroaches scatter when the lights come on.

Only downside is deciding which one to kill first.

Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2017 05:52 PM (GsAUU)

342 The fun part of this #metoo game is it only works with the famous. #suckstobehollywood

Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 05:52 PM (VDQek)

343 This is turning into a real bar brawl, which I personally love

Posted by: Karl Rove at November 20, 2017 05:52 PM (4u7kU)

344 335

Faze instead of phase.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:52 PM (Ri/rl)

345 Looks like i picked a bad day to stop laughing.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at November 20, 2017 05:52 PM (JZJ9v)

346 280 Up next: Bill Nye the gropin' guy.

*fingers crossed*

You mean...
Bill Nye the undergrad mechanical engineer guy. I dislike that guy more than I dislike Albert Gore.

That would be awesome to behold.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (0OmEj)

347 "This is true. But only a lesbian will follow you around the supermarket to do so."

That only happens at Hole Foods.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (398bZ)

348 Is walking around naked and rubbing myself in the office wrong? Because no one told me it was wrong.

Posted by: Charlie at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (r9UYA)

349 338 Or Robyn Byrd???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:50 PM (mbhDw)

LOL.

New York public access from the 80s, was it?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 05:52 PM (8gDQu)


Yes indeed. You win "Baby Let Me Bang Your Box" on a 12".

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (mbhDw)

350 ...RINOs Bill Kristol and Evan McMullin, something creepy about those two.

Posted by: Detroit Breakdown at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (AzZAE)

351 There is a video of Norah O'Donnell pretending to spank herself (impressive posterior) while Rose leers at her. Creepy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (OD2ni)

352 Ace's place.


Come for the schadenfreude, stay for the discussion of old man balls.

Posted by: Swingin' Miklos at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (zCyNd)

353 285
I think Chuck Schumer would be the one that would be the best ever for accusations

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2017 05:45 PM (M+Lyo)

Actually hoping for Mitch McConnell myself. So the whole world will know why he is called the turtle.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (jxbfJ)

354 In hindsight, Mike Pence's strategy of never being alone with women not his wife seems like the smartest thing ever. Is that irony?

Posted by: Saxinis at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (2XDsq)

355 Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:50 PM (a0IVu)

Maybe she just really liked you and felt it was moving over into something stronger than that. Although people are often attracted to a certain type-I would think that with woman anyway, if they resonate strongly in other areas there could be sexual attraction. It just seems like a strong thing to do to an entirely platonic friend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (8+Ozj)

356 Prison for non-consensual shower sodomy? That's very eye for an eye.

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (tMFgx)
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What color eyes?

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (vDqXW)

357 "235 And in other news, a Democratic mega-doner, Steve Mostyn of Houston died of, get this, "sudden on-set mental health problems."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 20, 2017 05:39 PM (ty7RM)
That's gotta be a first."

The family is being very tight lipped, but rumor has it that they were "mental health problems" of the .38 caliber variety.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (V2Yro)

358 I live in California, they want to show you and want you to feel them too. It's a thing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (Ri/rl)

It really is. They're all, hey, check out my new rack!
Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (14URa)



Or bar in Chicago thing with only female bar tenders after you buy them a few shots. Or so I've heard

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 05:54 PM (493sH)

359 In hindsight, Mike Pence's strategy of never being alone with women not his wife seems like the smartest thing ever. Is that irony?

Posted by: Saxinis at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (2XDsq)
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They don't speak irony on Earth 2 (where Hillary is President)

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2017 05:54 PM (vDqXW)

360 Regarding the walking around naked thing. Why on earth would he want to do that.? Here's the thing, as people age they don't look as good naked. Even if they are at a good weight, there are still effects of aging. This is why women like nice lingerie.

Rose is no spring chicken. How much of a narcissist does he have to be to think that anyone wants to look at his saggy skin?

It's different if you love someone, but a complete stranger? Yuch.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 05:54 PM (+lVUW)

361 I don't know, Fen..she was always into tall, leggy blondes. I am the 180 of that..


Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 05:50 PM


Doesn't matter. If she got her boobs out, it's sausage time.

Posted by: otho at November 20, 2017 05:54 PM (qGuLD)

362 >>>Faze instead of phase.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:52 PM (Ri/rl)

Very important distinction!

Posted by: Darth Vader at November 20, 2017 05:55 PM (QE8X6)

363 335 314 Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (Ri/rl)

I think that's really odd.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 05:49 PM (8+Ozj)

They're my friends. It's been going on for so long it doesn't even phase me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (Ri/rl)

There is a scene in one of John Candy's underrated movies, Summer Rental where his beach neighbor wants his opinion on her new boobs. Love that movie.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 20, 2017 05:55 PM (2DOZq)

364 Ok guess what I'm wearing?

Psych!

I'm wearing my grass skirt!

But I got ya' didn't I?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 20, 2017 05:55 PM (VezBU)

365 Just for the fun of it, we DVD Hee Haw from the 70s on RFD TV. Mr. Black just pulled up an episode to watch tonight and the guest is Senator Robert C. Byrd playing the fiddle and singing(!) "Will the Circle Be Unbroken." Well, I'll be derned.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 20, 2017 05:55 PM (mQ0Mc)

366 I live in California, they want to show you and want you to feel them too. It's a thing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (Ri/rl)
It really is. They're all, hey, check out my new rack!
Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (14URa)
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Over 20 years ago my husband took a job with a company whose HQ was in San Diego. The first time he went out there, he was with his boss, who was from there. He couldn't figure out why all the women he saw there looked so different. He finally said something about it to his boss (a male) who laughed and said "they've all had boob jobs." And my husband said that then it was clearly obvious, but he had never seen such displays before.

He didn't mention anyone following him around trying to get him to appraise the goods, however.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 05:55 PM (UoSKV)

367 There is a video of Norah O'Donnell pretending to spank herself (impressive posterior) while Rose leers at her. Creepy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (OD2ni)


Give Charlie a break. When Nora O'Donnell first started on MSNBC she was just smoking hot. One of the hottest.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 05:55 PM (8gDQu)

368 A little trick on seeing news articles behind a paywall. If you go to Google and search for the title of the news article, then click on that result, it will show you the entire news article. This even includes the WSJ site. Google must have some deal where they pay for their customers to have access to articles.

Posted by: Ray at November 20, 2017 05:55 PM (6GnJM)

369 353 Actually hoping for Mitch McConnell myself. So the whole world will know why he is called the turtle.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (jxbfJ)


"You go now!"

- - Eraine Chao

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:55 PM (mbhDw)

370 So, new strategy interns - instead of waiting years to get an opportunity, just make sexual harassment allegations and your the last one standing.

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2017 05:55 PM (9TU00)

371 Good Grief Charlie Rose!

Posted by: Notamoron at November 20, 2017 05:55 PM (artIV)

372 Doesn't matter. If she got her boobs out, it's sausage time.
Posted by: otho at November 20, 2017 05:54 PM (qGuLD)

IC-who is a woman-is going to beat her friend over the head with a sausage?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (8+Ozj)

373 Also what kind of chick is named 'Kyle'?

Going out on a limb here but were probably thinking Kylee and being douchebag parents left the extra E off.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (CNHr1)

374 314 Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (Ri/rl)

I think that's really odd.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 05:49 PM (8+Ozj)

They're my friends. It's been going on for so long it doesn't even phase me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (Ri/rl)


Fen, it's only if they are a stranger ya gotta worry. But it is true...and yes, weird. It's kinda the boob version of "look at the new shoes I bought. How do you think they look?"

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (4Vu64)

375 Hahaha.......Charlie Rose is another Harvey Weinstein.

Time to eliminate PBS as it is a vehicle of hate, groping and sexual preversion.

Chubby status-full on.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (nUkMr)

376
Every woman I ever known who has had her tits done, wants to show them off. Posted by: sofa saver at November 20, 2017 05:42 PM (4u7kU)


It's like the scene from the John Candy movie Summer Rental

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (lKyWE)

377 Try hanging out by the Double-Ended Vegetables.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 05:52 PM (jZinP)


OMG. A couple days ago a tall brunette in front of me in tight yoga pants at Produce Junction was buying a grotesquely long cucumber of rather muscular girth. Just one. Nothing else.

Their stuff is so insanely cheap that everyone buys a ton of everything.

I had brain freeze.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (ajiE5)

378 >>>I live in California, they want to show you and want you to feel them too. It's a thing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (Ri/rl)
It really is. They're all, hey, check out my new rack!
Posted by: Peaches<<<

Truly one of the things I miss about living in LA.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (bD2SM)

379 Doesn't matter. If she got her boobs out, it's sausage time.
Posted by: otho at November 20, 2017 05:54 PM (qGuLD)
--------

otho, IC is a very pretty, happily married 'ette!

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (UoSKV)

380 Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (lKyWE)

Hah beat you to it.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (2DOZq)

381 Very important distinction!
Posted by: Darth Vader at November 20, 2017 05:55 PM (QE8X6)
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Because it's kind of redundant to say Fazers on stun.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (vDqXW)

382 Man, who knew are betters were self serving lotharios...I guess all their posturing was empty like their souls.

Posted by: Jomcdowe at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (q8OQc)

383 There is a video of Norah O'Donnell pretending to spank herself (impressive posterior) while Rose leers at her. Creepy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (OD2ni)

Norah's been on the casting couch... or whatever they call it in the nooz business. When she started out, she was breathlessly reporting some trivial aspect of the Clinton/Monica nonsense, with Crissy Matthews, just about every night.
She was too damn cute and young to have had that assignment.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (9chmE)

384 377 Try hanging out by the Double-Ended Vegetables.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 05:52 PM (jZinP)

OMG. A couple days ago a tall brunette in front of me in tight yoga pants at Produce Junction was buying a grotesquely long cucumber of rather muscular girth. Just one. Nothing else.

Their stuff is so insanely cheap that everyone buys a ton of everything.

I had brain freeze.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (ajiE5)


Let me know if she goes to the hardware aisle and gets a jar of vaseline...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:57 PM (mbhDw)

385 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 05:53 PM (8+Ozj)

Meant "strange" thing to do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 05:57 PM (8+Ozj)

386 Time to eliminate PBS as it is a vehicle of hate, groping and sexual preversion.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (nUkMr)
Time to eliminate PBS as a recipient of tax dollars (NPR, too). Outside of that, I really don't give a shit what they do to each other.

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:57 PM (14URa)

387 Live by the schwartztucker, die by the schwartztucker.

Posted by: Frankensteen at November 20, 2017 05:57 PM (EK6pT)

388 IC-who is a woman-is going to beat her friend over the head with a sausage?


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM


IC is a woman? So, we're talking chick on chick boobs exposure? Nice.

Posted by: otho at November 20, 2017 05:57 PM (qGuLD)

389 " buying a grotesquely long cucumber of rather muscular girth. Just one. Nothing else."

Pickle Rick!

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 20, 2017 05:58 PM (cAXIk)

390
P.S. To go all science fiction, I think in a few decades it will be possible to truly switch biological sexes: do "gene therapy" to switch between XX and XY chromosomes throughout the whole body, and form all the correct anatomy. (This level of medical tech also implies that our soldiers who had limbs blown off can get them back, paralyzed people will be fixed, etc. It won't be tomorrow.) If it becomes possible for "transwomen" to become biological women, and "transmen" to become biological men, I hope the whole "trans" thing will just become a non-issue. And maybe the people who claim that there are 200 genders or whatever will have shut up by then. (I can dream.)



No what will happen is someone will invent a way to make gay people straight or a test to see if your baby is gay. I always wondered if that happens would the Gay lobby all of a sudden become ProLife.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 05:58 PM (dKiJG)

391 Didn't see it in the first 20 comments so....

Eight Is Enough!

Enough to get your show thrown off the air, and quickly. Interesting that if you are powerful enough politically *cough* Franken *cough*, you can slide.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 05:58 PM (3myMJ)

392 378 >>>I live in California, they want to show you and want you to feel them too. It's a thing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 05:48 PM (Ri/rl)
It really is. They're all, hey, check out my new rack!
Posted by: Peaches

Truly one of the things I miss about living in LA.
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (bD2SM)


When I lived in LA, the women I saw with the boob jobs were all at least 75.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:58 PM (mbhDw)

393 >>371 Good Grief Charlie Rose!
Posted by: Notamoron at November 20, 2017 05:55 PM (artIV)

I got a rock!

Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 20, 2017 05:58 PM (QE8X6)

394 >>OMG. A couple days ago a tall brunette in front of me in tight yoga pants at Produce Junction was buying a grotesquely long cucumber of rather muscular girth. Just one. Nothing else.


You should have offered her a stick of butter.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at November 20, 2017 05:58 PM (jZinP)

395
Pudding dip keeps the balls looking young.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2017 05:59 PM (r+sAi)

396 Lost of liberals apparently bought into the belief that, since Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton could do whatever they wished, all liberals had the same unwritten permission.

Oops.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 20, 2017 05:59 PM (PeKpj)

397 Are there really women out there who do not know what a hotel room is?
Posted by: Fritz


Yeah, being invited to a hotel room for a meeting is a red flag.
But I have to say, when I was in college a guy would ask me to come over to his dorm room to listen to records. I never had a problem with them. They respected boundaries. And these were college kids.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 05:59 PM (+lVUW)

398 otho, IC is a very pretty, happily married 'ette!


Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM


This makes the anecdote way better.

Posted by: otho at November 20, 2017 05:59 PM (qGuLD)

399
I know Keith "X" is a muzzy but what are the odds he's groping some burqa?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:59 PM (mbhDw)

400 He didn't mention anyone following him around trying to get him to appraise the goods, however.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 05:55 PM (UoSKV)

He didn't say they didn't though did he. Just sayin' bb.

Oh and have you ever checked his job description?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 20, 2017 05:59 PM (VezBU)

401 I hear Bill Kristol's horse just hoof-taped something pretty disturbing.

Posted by: Keith at November 20, 2017 05:59 PM (USf3s)

402 When I lived in LA, the women I saw with the boob jobs were all at least 75.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:58 PM (mbhDw)
Oh, bless your heart, JJ.

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:59 PM (14URa)

403 Why do women get boob jobs? So everyone will see their big tits. But don't look at or mention the big tits because that's harrasment.

Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2017 05:59 PM (UdKB7)

404
Jeb? tried to grope some chicks, but he was too low energy and therefore SIMPLY JUST GROPED HIMSELF.

Fixed for Accuracy

Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 06:00 PM (aT+Bx)

405 Gloria Steinem is just going to have to issue a blanket pardon of all male Dems/leftists. Not enough hours in the day to do them one at a time..

Posted by: Ripley at November 20, 2017 06:00 PM (MxEKc)

406
Hah beat you to it.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (2DOZq)


lol so you did

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 20, 2017 06:00 PM (lKyWE)

407 When I lived in LA, the women I saw with the boob jobs were all at least 75.






Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:58 PM (mbhDw)


Is that a metric measurement?

Posted by: Swingin' Miklos at November 20, 2017 06:00 PM (zCyNd)

408 OMG. A couple days ago a tall brunette in front of me in tight yoga pants at Produce Junction was buying a grotesquely long cucumber of rather muscular girth. Just one. Nothing else.

Well.. I guess we know what SHE did that afternoon!! She made a cucumber salad. Geez you guys get your minds out of the gutter!

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 20, 2017 06:00 PM (CNHr1)

409
I mean a head of lettuce was under a dollar and all you buy is a eighteen inch long cucumber?

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (ajiE5)

410 He didn't mention anyone following him around trying to get him to appraise the goods, however.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 05:55 PM (UoSKV)

My friends only show girls and their husbands. They all get mommy makeovers. Tummy tuck boob job/lift and some lipo.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (Ri/rl)

411 Didn't the retired governor of NY ( ) have a heart attack while allegely having sex with a women.....

He had succumbed to a heart attack at the age of 70, while in his midtown
townhouse with his 25-year-old assistant, Megan Marshack. Preferred
joke: How did Nelson Rockefeller die? Low blood pressure: 70 over 25.

Posted by: Colin at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (Zx7KA)

412 None of you 'ettes are going to get published in Penthouse Forums with lesbian stories like that.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (z/Ubi)

413 Prison for non-consensual shower sodomy? That's very eye for an eye.

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (tMFgx)
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What color eyes?
Posted by: Axeman



Brown

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (5kNms)

414
I like short brunettes.

Posted by: otho at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (qGuLD)

415 He didn't say they didn't though did he. Just sayin' bb.

Oh and have you ever checked his job description?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 20, 2017 05:59 PM (VezBU)
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True, but I don't think he would have told me that story if they had! He's no dummy.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (UoSKV)

416 Ace get yourself a free HOXX account with a VPN, read the WaPo free, fuck them an those banning people, ha ha


Anyone that doesn't think Charlie Rose is a creeping MFer has never watched him on TV.


He reeks of a kiddie porn sicko

Posted by: George at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (X2/tt)

417 buying a grotesquely long cucumber of rather muscular girth. Just one. Nothing else."
Pickle Rick!
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 20, 2017 05:58 PM (cAXIk)

I think vegetables can be very sensuous.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (nUkMr)

418 402
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:58 PM (mbhDw)
Oh, bless your heart, JJ.
Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 05:59 PM (14URa)


I saw them as in passing down the street. I did not sample the produce, as it were.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (mbhDw)

419


When I lived in LA, the women I saw with the boob jobs were all at least 75.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:58 PM (

75 DD or EE?

Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (g4lFK)

420 I posted this in the wrong thread

The important follow up question no one is asking about Charlie Rose is: Is it true you called your penis "General Jaqueminot" and used the line "you're so beautiful you've got "General Jaqueminot" in full bloom?

For the less cultured Morons amongst us "General Jaqueminot" is a type of hybrid perpetual rose.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (5pTgP)

421 John McCain grabbed my ass!

Posted by: Maid at the Hanoi Hilton at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (VDQek)

422 Hah beat you to it.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM (2DOZq)

Not me. I always beat.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (vDqXW)

423 I mean a head of lettuce was under a dollar and all you buy is a eighteen inch long cucumber?





Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (ajiE5)
Not everyone looks for head in the produce section. Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 06:02 PM (14URa)

424 Steve Mostyn of Houston died of, get this, "sudden on-set mental health problems."

In other words, Tom Hagen gave him that speech. You know, the one about the Roman Republic, where disgraced patricians would take the shortcut rather than risk an interfamilial war, and that their families would be cared for.

Guess Steve-o was a history buff.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 06:02 PM (6FqZa)

425 411 Didn't the retired governor of NY ( ) have a heart attack while allegely having sex with a women.....

He had succumbed to a heart attack at the age of 70, while in his midtown
townhouse with his 25-year-old assistant, Megan Marshack. Preferred
joke: How did Nelson Rockefeller die? Low blood pressure: 70 over 25.
Posted by: Colin at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (Zx7KA)


Nelson Rockefeller died happy. But not with Happy (his wife).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 06:02 PM (mbhDw)

426 413
Prison for non-consensual shower sodomy? That's very eye for an eye.



Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 20, 2017 05:51 PM (tMFgx)

---

What color eyes?

Posted by: Axeman







Brown

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (5kNms)

Well played. Golf clap.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 20, 2017 06:02 PM (jxbfJ)

427 Actually hoping for Mitch McConnell myself. So the whole world will know why he is called the turtle.

"Turtle" is also a verb, as in, "the discussion of old man balls turteld me."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 20, 2017 06:02 PM (ty7RM)

428 When I was stationed in Italy I had to go to the base in Naples one time for a week's long class.

My delicate flower of a roommate went by the name of Ralphie and kept asking me out to play so pool and grab a beer. Let's just say that I took my showers very late at night when everyone else was in their rack.

Posted by: Cheri at November 20, 2017 06:03 PM (oiNtH)

429 Old and busted: Asking a girl for her number.

New hotness: Walking around naked and fapping.

Remember, these people cast themselves as our moral AND intellectual betters. Stop and think about those two things together, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2017 06:03 PM (gU6BY)

430 Pudding dip keeps the balls looking young.

By this point in this Presidency ours will be getting positively hairless

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 06:03 PM (6FqZa)

431 Is this what's known as a "cascade effect", or more of a dam bursting??

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 06:03 PM (2sCft)

432 It would be funny if an anchor were on air, and as he was switching to the next story:

"And in other news, 5 women claiming to have been sexually harassed have come forward to accuse ... ME??!?!"

*security enters* *drags him off*

"Ahhh! Let me go! I ... do not precisely recall the event, but I am profoundly sorry if any of my actions caused any discomfort as I am a long time advocate of listening to women's ..."

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 06:04 PM (/qEW2)

433 When I lived in LA, the women I saw with the boob jobs were all at least 75.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 05:58 PM (

75 DD or EE?
Posted by: Monk



75 Long.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 06:04 PM (5kNms)

434 The New Yorker writes: "Should Al Franken Resign? Is the Wrong Question"

Good lede. Wrong answer.

A whole lotta Konflation is going on with MSM. These cases have very significant differences. They're not "equal" and don't require the same resolution.

e.g., Franken holds a political office. Moore is on his way to holding another one. While in office, these people are "special" because We the People put them there. You can embarrass them all you want, but its wrong to suggest that anyone other than their voters should turn them out, short of corruption of their office or treason. I'd hold the same for Trump and Bill Clinton. Anything else is unconstitutional and invites anarchy.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 20, 2017 06:04 PM (cAXIk)

435 Is their any lib in Washington or Hollywood thats not crapping his pants now?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 20, 2017 06:04 PM (VezBU)

436 "So much for the War on Women!! Sure wish there was a real opposition party because this material is rich. If there was such a party, they could be scoring serious points and solidifying 2018 seats.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed"


If we had a competent opposition party they could be solidifying seats for freakin 2030 and beyond.
Pity that we've got the Washington Generals instead.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 20, 2017 06:04 PM (Ktb8D)

437 My friends only show girls and their husbands. They all get mommy makeovers. Tummy tuck boob job/lift and some lipo.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (Ri/rl)
------------

Oh my goodness. I don't know a soul who has done that, and I know plenty of mommies. Although, we homeschool moms don't exactly tend to be on the cutting edge of that kind of thing, as it were. I think of some of the women I see around here and I can definitely believe they have done that sort of thing.

We went to a surprise 40th birthday party a few years back for our friend, and another guy. One of our friends told us the other guy "did" all the Redskinettes. No, you pervs.

Plastic surgeon.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 06:04 PM (UoSKV)

438 97 >>Who the fuck gets naked at an interview?


I always did.

Mostly so I could say, 'I think we can ALL see my biggest flaw is ...'.
Posted by: garrett


Laughed so hard I snorted.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2017 06:04 PM (+lVUW)

439 He reeks of a kiddie porn sicko

Posted by: George at November 20, 2017 06:01 PM (X2/

So rope, lube, and tears. Brilliant Idea!

Posted by: Calvin Cline at November 20, 2017 06:04 PM (g4lFK)

440 Now I'm hearing the Charlie Rose voice describing his fantasies about a chick swimming naked in his pool...

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2017 06:04 PM (LiyEm)

441 431 Is this what's known as a "cascade effect", or more of a dam bursting??
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 06:03 PM (2sCft)


617 Squadron Hardest Hit(ting)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 06:04 PM (mbhDw)

442
Bill Clinton was railroaded -
signed by Glen Thrush, Charlie Rose, Al Franken, H. Weinstein, Anthony Weiner, Ben Affleck and Russell Simmons.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2017 06:05 PM (r+sAi)

443 I can't even contemplate this...Charlie Rose nakedness (what?!?). I'm still dealing with my son educating me on what a Cardi B is and making me listen to Bodak Yellow. I give up.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 06:05 PM (W+vEI)

444 Possible: Steve Mostyn took the Red Pill, and couldn't live with what he found out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2017 06:05 PM (V2Yro)

445 I always wondered if that happens would the Gay lobby all of a sudden become ProLife.



Feminists vs. Newly prolife gays = Ragnarok

Posted by: Armando at November 20, 2017 06:05 PM (FwRqg)

446 Come for the schadenfreude, stay for the discussion of old man balls.

Mine are even older than Rose's. Deader, too.

Posted by: Charlie Manson at November 20, 2017 06:05 PM (3C9q2)

447 Marv Albert and Pat Obrien must love this . They just wish it had come out earlier to coincide with some other celebrity scandals.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 20, 2017 06:05 PM (2DOZq)

448 FOX reporting just now that Charlie Rose has been suspended from CBS News and PBS News Hour.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 06:06 PM (PY9jH)

449 267 Gaaahhhhhh.


**runs screaming from his laptop**

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2017 05:43 PM (LAe3v)

++++

Was it that comment about Alan Greenspan teabagging Andrea Mitchell?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 20, 2017 06:06 PM (FUu/Z)

450 This seems like a thread I should have gotten in on from the beginning.

Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 06:06 PM (ANIFC)

451 Possible: Steve Mostyn took the Red Pill, and couldn't live with what he found out.

"Hans... are we the baddies?"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 06:06 PM (6FqZa)

452 203 >>No chick is turned on by old man balls.


You have obviously never been to Thailand.

Posted by: An old Pirate at November 20, 2017 06:06 PM (EK6pT)

453 Charlie Rose? Never heard of him...

Man, President Trump is one magnificent bastard... liberals are melting right in front of us!

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at November 20, 2017 06:06 PM (w8mVy)

454 Sure seems like the media have a big problem with this type of behavior.

Who will watch the watchdogs?

I think some sort of oversight is in order.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 06:06 PM (4ErVI)

455 Oh no. No, I am not going to stop.

Posted by: the Hammering at November 20, 2017 06:06 PM (6FqZa)

456 Bill Clinton was railroaded

Yea, he was "Pulling a train."

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at November 20, 2017 06:07 PM (MCEs2)

457 This all goes back ( for me anyway) that Leftists rail against racism full well knowing they are racists themselves at least in part.
So following that this crying that all men are sexual predators knowing without any moral fiber themselves assume every one else doesn't either.

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2017 06:07 PM (aC6Sd)

458 This seems like a thread I should have gotten in on from the beginning.
Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 06:06 PM (ANIFC)
----------

Here. You can have my place. I need to go.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 06:07 PM (UoSKV)

459 I'm waiting for stories to come out about Orca Winfrey harassing female staffers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 06:07 PM (PY9jH)

460 An intern a day keeps the sagging ballsack at bay.

Posted by: Charlie Blose at November 20, 2017 06:07 PM (Tyii7)

461 Charlie Rose has been suspended. If I were a guy I would have a huge fat boner right about now.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 20, 2017 06:07 PM (CNHr1)

462 >>Because it's kind of redundant to say Fazers on stun.


I set my Fazers on stun, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Zombie Marliyn Monroe at November 20, 2017 06:07 PM (QE8X6)

463 Is Charlie Rose is the sacrificial lamb saving Franken's Senate seat?


Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 06:08 PM (3myMJ)

464 Fox is all up with the Rose story. Bet's CBS ignores it?


NY Slime?


MOAR POPCORN!

Posted by: George at November 20, 2017 06:08 PM (X2/tt)

465 I can't even imagine all the scumbags, on the left and the right, mostly men but a few women, too, that must be just shitting themselves waiting for the next shoe to drop!! Good times.

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 06:08 PM (2sCft)

466 Doesn't Charile Rose also co-host the CBS morning show with Oprah's bff Gayle King. I know he used to.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 06:08 PM (4Vu64)

467 >>No chick is turned on by old man balls.

On a long enough time-line every guy is going to sit down on his balls. Third rule.

Posted by: Fight Club at November 20, 2017 06:08 PM (ajiE5)

468 431 Is this what's known as a "cascade effect", or more of a dam bursting??

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 06:03 PM (2sCft)

This is more like, if we flood the area, nobody will notice when it's raining. Some of this stuff is obviously ridiculous but I do think they are trying to make it so over the top that it loses its punch.

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 06:08 PM (14URa)

469 Great Article on Breitbart with a Scott Adams interview. He predicts this hysteria will lead the Democrats to win 2018 because of the woman vote. A type of revenge vote. Male feminists are obviously included.

Sadly I agree with him. We will be lucky if the hysteria has peaked by then.

Posted by: Calvin Cline at November 20, 2017 06:08 PM (g4lFK)

470 *beep beep beep*

*backing up a trailer for extra space at the rehab center*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 06:08 PM (4ErVI)

471 Given the political identification throughout the entertainment and news industries, even Fox News (by and large), it's statistically almost impossible for this cascade to result in any friendly fire.

Posted by: Keith at November 20, 2017 06:08 PM (USf3s)

472 ....gird your loins joey biden!

Posted by: Detroit Breakdown at November 20, 2017 06:08 PM (AzZAE)

473 Naked, grabbing and lewd talk.
The Charlie Rose Doctrine.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at November 20, 2017 06:08 PM (r9UYA)

474 I might just have to watch Eyes Wide Shut again.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 06:09 PM (6FqZa)

475 444 Possible: Steve Mostyn took the Red Pill, and couldn't live with what he found out.

Arkancide

Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 20, 2017 06:09 PM (5XwFj)

476 "We went to a surprise 40th birthday party a few years back for our friend, and another guy. One of our friends told us the other guy "did" all the Redskinettes. No, you pervs.

Plastic surgeon.
Posted by: bluebell"


Heh. For a second I was going to ask if you went to Chris Cooley's birthday party.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 20, 2017 06:09 PM (OD2ni)

477 Is Shemp crying about Rose yet ?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2017 06:09 PM (M+Lyo)

478 Is this the NOOD thread?

Posted by: Earnest Internet Seeker at November 20, 2017 06:09 PM (QE8X6)

479 Ace, also install CCC and clear out your cookies and cache.

Posted by: George at November 20, 2017 06:09 PM (X2/tt)

480 That "are we the baddies" skit is okay but the deathead was a ling time unit marking going back to Frederick the Great.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totenkopf

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2017 06:09 PM (LiyEm)

481 The Swamp is draining itself.

#winning

Posted by: redenzo at November 20, 2017 06:09 PM (5wSNN)

482 Charlie Rose has been suspended. If I were a guy I would have a huge fat boner right about now.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 20, 2017 06:07 PM (CNHr1)

I got ya' covered, Jewells. Well, not exactly huge.....but titanium hardness.

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 06:09 PM (2sCft)

483 75 recoilless ?

Posted by: Slippery Jim Di Griz at November 20, 2017 06:09 PM (Ktb8D)

484 Looks like I am one of the last Gentlemen left in America?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2017 06:10 PM (5y11N)

485
Doesn't Charile Rose also co-host the CBS morning show with Oprah's bff Gayle King. I know he used to.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 20, 2017 06:08 PM (4Vu64)


Yes. CBS Morning Newz will be must-see TV tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 06:10 PM (PY9jH)

486 >>Oh my goodness. I don't know a soul who has done that, and I know plenty of mommies.


Me, neither. Seems like most mommies in CO are part-time marathoners, hikers, rock climbers, and/or cyclists - none of which would be enhanced by a bigger rack.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 06:10 PM (W+vEI)

487 Don't they worry when they hear that commercial about if your erection lasts more than a week, see a doctor? (And your over 60)

Posted by: Colin at November 20, 2017 06:10 PM (Zx7KA)

488 "Again with the walking around naked."



Power, power, power, sex is secondary or less. Naked power in this case.

Like LBJ berating people while setting/crapping on the toilet in the oval office. Power is their drug.


Posted by: geoffb at November 20, 2017 06:10 PM (zOpu5)

489 Again with the walking around naked.

Honestly, I had no idea this was such a thing.

.............

This is what cracks me up. These old slobs think chicks want to see their pasty ass and grey pubes?

Posted by: wth at November 20, 2017 06:10 PM (HgMAr)

490 "FOX reporting just now that Charlie Rose has been suspended from CBS News and PBS News Hour."

Must resist urge...to gloat...on Facebutt.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 06:10 PM (3myMJ)

491 What I really love about Charlie Rose is how honest and sincere her always seems. Once you can fake that, you can do anything.

Posted by: George Burns at November 20, 2017 06:11 PM (QE8X6)

492
Della Reese is mortadella.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 06:11 PM (YUajH)

493 Is Charlie Rose is the sacrificial lamb saving Franken's Senate seat?



Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 06:08 PM (3myMJ)
Saving it from what? You know they would just appoint Keith Ellison.

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 06:11 PM (14URa)

494 "Nelson Rockefeller died happy. But not with Happy (his wife)."

What's hysterical is that The New York Times didn't know at first that Nelson died f*cking his mistress on a Saturday night late at his office, and went with a Sunday morning editorial praising Nelson for his tireless work on matters of state, right until the end.

Governor William J. Lepetomane, indeed.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 20, 2017 06:11 PM (cAXIk)

495 My friends only show girls and their husbands. They all get mommy makeovers. Tummy tuck boob job/lift and some lipo.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Paulo smiles ...

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2017 06:11 PM (9TU00)

496 2018 will have several trigglypuffs at each voting station across the country.

Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 06:11 PM (g4lFK)

497 i will be shocked if mish mcconnel did NOT grope a young male page.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2017 06:11 PM (KP5rU)

498 In this hypersensitive atmosphere one has to avoid even the appearance of impropriety. In retrospect, it may have been a mistake to change my legal name to Girth Longfellow.

Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 20, 2017 06:11 PM (tMFgx)

499
Oh wait, I just wrote DELLA Reese is morta...della!

Della is mortadella. Get it?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 06:11 PM (YUajH)

500 "Yes. CBS Morning Newz will be must-see TV tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh"


Something I never thought I would read on AOS.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 20, 2017 06:12 PM (OD2ni)

501 es. CBS Morning Newz will be must-see TV tomorrow.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2017 06:10 PM (PY9jH)

I will probably just like he never existed......

Posted by: Colin at November 20, 2017 06:12 PM (Zx7KA)

502 otho, IC is a very pretty, happily married 'ette!
Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 05:56 PM


Of course, the general case from the AoSHQ Style Guide, for all 'ettes, is "<nic of 'ette> is a very pretty, <additional modifier clause, if needed> 'ette!".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 20, 2017 06:12 PM (ctuyM)

503 but I do think they are trying to make it so over the top that it loses its punch.
Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 06:08 PM (14URa)

Excellent point. Flood the zone defense. If everyone's a pig, who can complain about the smell.

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 06:12 PM (2sCft)

504
Gladys Knight is not mort, but she weighs about 400 lbs.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 06:12 PM (YUajH)

505 This IS really funny in light of the fake vapors they all had over Trump's "pussy-grabbing" statements, eh? Seems most of them knew EXACTLY what PDT was talking about and then some.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 06:12 PM (W+vEI)

506 Its funny when you know somebody who gets a mommy job and then in a year or two gets pregnant again.

Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 06:12 PM (g4lFK)

507 Great Article on Breitbart with a Scott Adams interview. He predicts this hysteria will lead the Democrats to win 2018 because of the woman vote. A type of revenge vote. Male feminists are obviously included.

Sadly I agree with him.



Yeah right. Since it's the dems doing the groping, women are supposed to reward them?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 06:12 PM (5kNms)

508 All your balls are belong to me!


https://tinyurl.com/y9w22ny2 (sfw)

Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 20, 2017 06:12 PM (EK6pT)

509 You know, it isn't fair that the gay guys have nothing to worry about during the New Inquisition.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 06:12 PM (3myMJ)

510 While I am happy to see the carnage I am wondering what is the end result. There doesn't seem to be any consistency about standards. How can the deviants in the media keep this up without destroying everyone?

Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2017 06:12 PM (UdKB7)

511 Charlie Rose has been suspended. If I were a guy I would have a huge fat boner right about now.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 20, 2017 06:07 PM (CNHr1)


Over Charlie Rose being suspended?

That's just not how boners work, Jewells.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 06:13 PM (8gDQu)

512 My picks for "The Dick Pool"
1) Donny Deutsch
2) Antonio Villaragosa
3) Chris Cuomo
4) Robert Downey Jr
5) An NFL Team owner

Posted by: Rockysan99 at November 20, 2017 06:13 PM (m7LQK)

513 I worked at a major publishing house in NYC in the mid-to-late 90s. Charlie came to our Christmas Party. I was speaking to a group of women who told me that it was understood that he was to be avoided.

Posted by: CraftD at November 20, 2017 06:13 PM (xyR5O)

514 Welcome to 2017 where Donald Trump colluded with Russians to win the election, Republicans are fighting the sitting president of their own party, the Earth is flat, and we faked the moon landings.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 06:13 PM (BoMuO)

515 Has anybody noticed the preponderance of relatively ugly and over the hill aggressively predatory behavior by "progressive" "men?"

Look, if your perversion has oozed it's way out of your soul and is now made evident by marking up your once-half-decent body, maybe it's time to dial it down a notch, rather than jumping on every female thing that comes your way.

**looks askance at girlish ficus plant**

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2017 06:13 PM (7UW64)

516 I now 100% agree with the theory that anything the left is accusing us of doing, they're doing.

So when they talk about "workplace harassment" (something I've never done nor witnesses) and "toxic masculinity" (something I've never understood), etc. etc. they're really talking about THEIR inner demons.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 20, 2017 06:14 PM (wmaTe)

517 Bwahahahaha!

Aaahahahaha!

*breathes*

Omg... Bwahahahahaha!

This just keeps getting... Bwahahahaha! Better and..... Bwahahahaha... Better!

Posted by: Johnny at November 20, 2017 06:14 PM (wo7T9)

518 Della is mortadella. Get it?

NO.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 20, 2017 06:14 PM (wpC7C)

519 The schadenfreude keeps on coming. I'm loving this. Damned libtards are like bedbugs feeding on each other.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 20, 2017 06:14 PM (cu8/f)

520 This IS really funny in light of the fake vapors they all had over Trump's "pussy-grabbing" statements, eh? Seems most of them knew EXACTLY what PDT was talking about and then some.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 06:12 PM (W+vEI)

In the Marxist brain, they pictured Trump grabbing tiny girls like a bowling ball and then throwing them for distance.

Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 06:14 PM (g4lFK)

521 Even if these pundits/commentators don't lose their positions, every time they are on tv, liberals will have a small amount of doubt in the back of their minds "Who is this person? I don't know if I can trust them any longer".

We may laugh at the media, but they have an iron hold on their liberal viewers. This may break that hypnotic lock.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 06:14 PM (/qEW2)

522 Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 06:04 PM (UoSKV)

Not all of my friends but a lot of them have work done.

My other friend has a fluffer for her home. I asked what the hell is that? She has the gay florist come and stage her home before parties.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 06:15 PM (Ri/rl)

523 514 Welcome to 2017 where Donald Trump colluded with Russians to win the election, Republicans are fighting the sitting president of their own party, the Earth is flat, and we faked the moon landings.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 06:13 PM (BoMuO)


I like to point these things out to the proggies who are always telling me how much more modern man knows than ancient man.

Right up until we don't.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2017 06:15 PM (7UW64)

524 I could see it.

Dems by the boatload caught raping and groping.

Solution? Vote for more Dems!

Remember the braindead zombies you're dealing with here.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 06:15 PM (4ErVI)

525 203 >>No chick is turned on by old man balls.

Waist boobs aren't exactly a turn on either.

---

no boobs should ever go to waist

SAVE THE BOOBS

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 06:15 PM (vChNs)

526

Is there a scoreboard somewhere, listing the various ... personalities ... accused of sexual misconduct, sorted by:

- Occupation
- Location
- Political Affiliation
- Previous Rumors

?

It seems that Hollywood, Pro Sports, National TV (News, Talk Shows, NPR) and more than a few national periodicals are melting ... or, more accurately, someone stepped on the hard crust, revealing the concentrated greasy smell of ripe summer dogshit.


Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at November 20, 2017 06:15 PM (FlRtG)

527 >>My other friend has a fluffer for her home.


Ummm...

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 06:15 PM (jZinP)

528 That's just not how boners work, Jewells.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 06:13 PM (8gDQu

I am seriously fuckin' dying here, dude. That was choice.

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 06:15 PM (14URa)

529 Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 06:12 PM (5kNms)

Unless they get all women on the ticket r all the Republicans came out as abusers/.harrassers it won't make a difference

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 06:15 PM (8+Ozj)

530 Saving it from what? You know they would just appoint Keith Ellison.
Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 06:11 PM (14URa)

ooO fuhhhhhk...

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 06:15 PM (3myMJ)

531 Please next be David Brock. Not sure he's into the poon, though.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2017 06:16 PM (1yJyi)

532 I am going with Jimmy Kimmel because of his time at the Man Show, who picked the girls on a trampoline?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 06:16 PM (dKiJG)

533 525 203 >>No chick is turned on by old man balls.

Waist boobs aren't exactly a turn on either.

---

no boobs should ever go to waist

SAVE THE BOOBS
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 06:15 PM (vChNs)

We called them Belly Whackers.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 20, 2017 06:16 PM (2DOZq)

534
Speaking of mortadella...

maybe I'll just do Cold Cuts for T-Day.

And make me some DAGWOODS.

You know, a Scooby Doo Sammich that's piled 2 feet high.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 06:16 PM (YUajH)

535 This is one way to clear out the high up "deadwood" so some young Turks can advance to the top. Sorta like Soviet era purges of the 30s. May the Left do rinse-repeat every year or so ad infinitum.

Posted by: geoffb at November 20, 2017 06:16 PM (zOpu5)

536 "How can the deviants in the media keep this up without destroying everyone?"

They're just starting to figure out the consequences of what they started. But that's why you shouldn't play with fire.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2017 06:16 PM (V2Yro)

537 Toxic masculinity is a massage for destroying and demonizing everything male. Feminists want to kill off all men, and have stated this. Toxic masculinity is the more politically correct way of saying it.

Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 06:17 PM (g4lFK)

538 David Brock is gay, but I wouldn't be surprised if he harassed men.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 06:17 PM (8+Ozj)

539 I never would have made it without the fluffers.

Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at November 20, 2017 06:17 PM (Tyii7)

540 527 >>My other friend has a fluffer for her home.


Ummm...
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 06:15 PM (jZinP)

ahem

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 20, 2017 06:17 PM (wmaTe)

541 507 Great Article on Breitbart with a Scott Adams interview. He predicts this hysteria will lead the Democrats to win 2018 because of the woman vote. A type of revenge vote. Male feminists are obviously included.

Sadly I agree with him.



Yeah right. Since it's the dems doing the groping, women are supposed to reward them?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 06:12 PM (5kNms)



Eh, liberals aren't exactly smart.

My argument against it would be that the "I vote with my vagina!" brigade is already a pretty strongly motivated section of the electorate for the liberals. You don't need to do much in order to get them to the polls and it is actually much more difficult to demotivate them. So they're turning out no matter what and voting for the biggest commie on the ballot because the right to murder an unborn child is their greatest sacrement.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 06:17 PM (z/Ubi)

542 527 >>My other friend has a fluffer for her home.


Ummm...
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 06:15 PM (jZinP)

I know, I didn't ask her if she was familiar with that term. I was too shocked to ask.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 06:18 PM (Ri/rl)

543 I used to walk around nude. All the girls were so turned on.

Posted by: Dom Deluise at November 20, 2017 06:18 PM (QE8X6)

544 i will be shocked if mish mcconnel did NOT grope a young male page.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

he's too much of wimp to do that, he got perv'd in boot by a guy - got caught, both of them tossed out. That's what is in the missing file and I'm sure some lobbyist has a copy.

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2017 06:18 PM (9TU00)

545 532 I am going with Jimmy Kimmel because of his time at the Man Show, who picked the girls on a trampoline?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 06:16 PM (dKiJG)

Yeah, how has he not been kicked off TV? Does no one else remember the man show?!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 20, 2017 06:18 PM (wmaTe)

546 Go on

Posted by: George at November 20, 2017 06:18 PM (/Nxcc)

547
btw, a good movie for T-Day is....

Sleepy Hollow (with Depp). I dunno know why.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 06:18 PM (YUajH)

548 test

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2017 06:18 PM (KP5rU)

549 Toxic masculinity is a massage for destroying and demonizing everything male. Feminists want to kill off all men, and have stated this. Toxic masculinity is the more politically correct way of saying it.

Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 06:17 PM (g4lFK)


We like the massage !

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2017 06:19 PM (M+Lyo)

550 Most of these men being accused will be replaced by women. The future is female has always been the endgame not democrat wins.

Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 06:19 PM (g4lFK)

551 This is what cracks me up. These old slobs think chicks want to see their pasty ass and grey pubes?

Posted by: wth at November 20, 2017 06:10 PM (HgMAr)


I don't think their reality has EVER matched up with ours. In any sense.

And any woman who ever tells you she has been turned on by looking at pendulous old balls and a shriveled up pecker is NOT telling you the truth.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2017 06:19 PM (7UW64)

552 538
David Brock is gay, but I wouldn't be surprised if he harassed men.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 06:17 PM (8+Ozj)

He does all the time. His X boy toy sued him for divorce, etc, cost him millions.

Posted by: George at November 20, 2017 06:19 PM (/Nxcc)

553 Great Article on Breitbart with a Scott Adams interview. He predicts this hysteria will lead the Democrats to win 2018 because of the woman vote. A type of revenge vote. Male feminists are obviously included.

Sadly I agree with him.


Yeah right. Since it's the dems doing the groping, women are supposed to reward them?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 06:12 PM (5kNms)

========

Republicans should be thinking of a way to capitalize on this. It's a gold mine.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 06:19 PM (/qEW2)

554 448
FOX reporting just now that Charlie Rose has been suspended from CBS News and PBS News Hour.


Good, gone from Bloomberg too.

Posted by: Jeanne del norte at November 20, 2017 06:19 PM (B9dAp)

555 >>I know


I mean.
It'd be nice to have one.
Doubly so if she ran the vacuum over the living room once or twice a week...

maybe did some dishes.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 06:19 PM (jZinP)

556 Senator Kennedy, can you confirm or deny the rumor that you used to walk around nude?

Posted by: Roger Mudd at November 20, 2017 06:20 PM (QE8X6)

557 Insty has a link to a Jonah Goldberg article that talks about the revisionism that the Bill-a-culpas resort to. Goldberg quotes Jack Nicholson at the time:
---
"What would be the alternative leadership -- should it be somebody who doesn't want to f**k?" Nicholson added, "Bill, you're great. Keep on!"
---
See, this is the problem with liberal alternatives. The only alternative to Bill was a president who didn't like to fuck. Now, however, they seem to see a sliver of middle ground between officials who like sex and those who don't ask underlings to perform on them--not to mention rape other women.

Now they want you to believe the false dichotomy that there is no such thing as initiating and rape.

There's a reason why I find the concept of zero-tolerance to be perhaps the most key concept in liberal thinking--when really zero-tolerance is flight from discretion.

Posted by: Axeman at November 20, 2017 06:20 PM (vDqXW)

558 I should have gone to Washington, NYC and LA!

Posted by: Chris Hanson at November 20, 2017 06:20 PM (2X7pN)

559 Walking around naked.....this rings a bell....yes! Now I remember!!! Joseph Biden (2020) and female members of his security detail - they were aghast at his displays, weren't they..

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2017 06:20 PM (QC/4S)

560 This reminds me of the Salem Witch Trials

Or should I say Salem Dick Trials

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2017 06:20 PM (5y11N)

561 515 Has anybody noticed the preponderance of relatively ugly and over the hill aggressively predatory behavior by "progressive" "men?"

Look, if your perversion has oozed it's way out of your soul and is now made evident by marking up your once-half-decent body, maybe it's time to dial it down a notch, rather than jumping on every female thing that comes your way.

**looks askance at girlish ficus plant**
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2017 06:13 PM (7UW64)



There are a bunch of younger low level liberal turds getting it too. They're just not as likely to be heard about because they're more youtube personality types.

Just saw something about some guy on youtube that had been let go because of his tendency to hit on female fans and ask them to send naked pictures and lying that his girlfriend was ok with it.

Oh and of course he described himself as a feminist.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 06:20 PM (z/Ubi)

562 Saving it from what? You know they would just appoint Keith Ellison.
Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 06:11 PM (14URa)

ooO fuhhhhhk...
Posted by: Meremortal

Minnesota, the gift that keeps on giving

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2017 06:20 PM (9TU00)

563 @493: "Saving it from what? You know they would just appoint Keith Ellison."

I'll keep seeing this until I'm blue in the face: Ellison can't win a statewide election in Minnesota, and the state's DFL party knows he can't too.

Lori Swanson would be appointed, and she'd win the special election in 2018, and reelection for a full term in 2020. It wouldn't even be close.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 06:20 PM (I/iGu)

564 Pendulous Old Balls was Joni Mitchel's best album.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 06:20 PM (jZinP)

565 551 Nope but if the guy has enough bank they will fake it well enough.

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2017 06:20 PM (LiyEm)

566
Just to remind everyone:

Alan Grayson beat his wife...and got away with it. Dems didn't care (naturally), and the Republican Cucks didn't say boo about it (naturally).

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 06:21 PM (YUajH)

567 I am not petarded!

Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 20, 2017 06:21 PM (7+qdf)

568 "btw, a good movie for T-Day is.... "


I grew up in NY* so Babes in Toyland (aka March of the Wooden Soldiers) is a must for us.


*It was shown every Thanksgiving morning on Channel 11. Not sure if it still does.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 20, 2017 06:21 PM (OD2ni)

569 Are there female nurses and interns at the rehab center?

I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 20, 2017 06:21 PM (4ErVI)

570
This is what cracks me up. These old slobs think chicks want to see their pasty ass and grey pubes?



Posted by: wth at November 20, 2017 06:10 PM (HgMAr)

No man, anywhere, ever, regardless of how disgusting, smelly, repulsive, ever even once thought he would turn anyone off by strutting around naked. It's unfortunate but it's true. It's like they were born with beer goggles on.

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2017 06:21 PM (14URa)

571 When Stephen Hawking gets accused, then I'll know this has all gone too far.

Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 06:22 PM (ANIFC)

572 Plastic surgeon.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2017 06:04 PM (UoSKV)

An acquaintance of mine does body sculpting - sucks out your back fat and stuffs it into your ass (no, not UP your ass).

I wonder what this looks like a few decades down the road.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 20, 2017 06:22 PM (cu8/f)

573 Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 06:17 PM (z/Ubi)

From the Women I've talked to... they are disgusted by the whole thing.

You will have the normal Vagina vote... but I think you will also see a backlash.


Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at November 20, 2017 06:22 PM (NgKpN)

574 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2017 06:13 PM (8gDQu)

Something that gives you pleasure does not arouse the bone miester? Hmm.. well.. back to the drawing board.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 20, 2017 06:22 PM (CNHr1)

575 I don't think their reality has EVER matched up with ours. In any sense.

And any woman who ever tells you she has been turned on by looking at pendulous old balls and a shriveled up pecker is NOT telling you the truth.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2017 06:19 PM (7UW64)

I'm dying here, you forgot the flat saggy butt.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 20, 2017 06:22 PM (Ri/rl)

576 Yeah, how has he not been kicked off TV? Does no one else remember the man show?!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 20, 2017 06:18 PM (wmaTe)



I do. Fondly. Those women were pretty hot.

Wouldn't you have to wonder about Carrolla to though then?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 06:22 PM (z/Ubi)

577 Gotta love all the shots fired.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 20, 2017 06:23 PM (nQHw/)

578 I've always read where in nudist colonies, no one gets sexually excited because they aren't just that sexy with no cloths. I'd agree with that....

Posted by: Colin at November 20, 2017 06:23 PM (Zx7KA)

579 And all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again.

Posted by: Eeoooue what's all this yellow an white crap on the floor? at November 20, 2017 06:23 PM (2DYky)

580 And any woman who ever tells you she has been turned on by looking at
pendulous old balls and a shriveled up pecker is NOT telling you the
truth.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2017 06:19 PM (7UW64)


That is a lie.

Posted by: Donald Sterling at November 20, 2017 06:23 PM (14URa)

581 >>559 Walking around naked.....this rings a bell....yes! Now I remember!!! Joseph Biden (2020) and female members of his security detail - they were aghast at his displays, weren't they..

Oh come on, they loved it! I know Dr. Biden did.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 20, 2017 06:23 PM (QE8X6)

582 So we've seen Hollywood, the pols and the media - what about academia? No pervy professors?

I don't believe you. They're libs, too.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 20, 2017 06:23 PM (cu8/f)

583 SOOO glad I'm retired and out of the workforce! Women are so empowered today that they can make any unsubstantiated accusation and ruin your life! I feel that if you said nothing when it occurred, it was acceptable to you!

Posted by: wayne at November 20, 2017 06:24 PM (+JFwL)

584 old man balls
pendulous old balls

lol
there's gotta be a poem in here

Posted by: wth at November 20, 2017 06:24 PM (HgMAr)

585 The alt right is violent__ Antifa burns and breaks shit.
Trump is a sex predator __ A shit ton of lefties called out for being sexual predators.
Trump Russia __ Uranium one.

I think I may be seeing a pattern.

Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 06:24 PM (VDQek)

586 Any comment from Steve Croft?

(Pops champagne cork)......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2017 06:24 PM (nUkMr)

587 >>> Again with the walking around naked.
Honestly, I had no idea this was such a thing.

All these horndogs secretly think they are Austin Powers, apparently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb1WQICk1l4

Posted by: LizLem at November 20, 2017 06:25 PM (hvf9s)

588 >>Toxic masculinity is a massage for destroying and demonizing everything
male. Feminists want to kill off all men, and have stated this. Toxic
masculinity is the more politically correct way of saying it.


Completely agree. It's demonizing normal male behavior and heterosexuality.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 06:25 PM (W+vEI)

589 563 @493: "Saving it from what? You know they would just appoint Keith Ellison."

I'll keep seeing this until I'm blue in the face: Ellison can't win a statewide election in Minnesota, and the state's DFL party knows he can't too.

Lori Swanson would be appointed, and she'd win the special election in 2018, and reelection for a full term in 2020. It wouldn't even be close.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 06:20 PM (I/iGu)

--------

You are correct. I can only hope they appoint Keith anyway to get him out of the National DNC.

Come on Perez! Make my dreams come true!

Senator Al Fishlips, the Minnesota Groper needs to go!

Posted by: rd at November 20, 2017 06:25 PM (4dz1m)

590 If we hack off their pecker and it grows back, then they are innocent.

Posted by: Salem DA's office at November 20, 2017 06:25 PM (ABjxW)

591 Oh and of course he described himself as a feminist.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 20, 2017 06:20 PM (z/Ubi)

he was probably a feminist in the same way redman took womens studies.

http://tinyurl.com/y9cl55jw

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 20, 2017 06:25 PM (wmaTe)

592 So who wants a tamale made by Weinerschnitzel?(it's not like they're pup and Taco or anything.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2017 06:25 PM (6Ll1u)

593
nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- That's class! at November 20, 2017 06:25 PM (YUajH)

594 How is a guy to know what is unwelcome? That IS the yardstick they use to determine harassment - unwelcome sexual advances.

Posted by: wayne at November 20, 2017 06:25 PM (+JFwL)

595 568 "btw, a good movie for T-Day is.... "


I grew up in NY* so Babes in Toyland (aka March of the Wooden Soldiers) is a must for us.


*It was shown every Thanksgiving morning on Channel 11. Not sure if it still does.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 20, 2017 06:21 PM (OD2ni)

Fun in Balloonland - insane doesn't even begin to describe this amalgamation of a boy walking around a Thanksgiving Day parade float warehouse, 40 minutes of stock footage of a Philly T-Day parade, then 10 minutes of the drunk narrator recapping what we just saw while shouting "Phooey! Phooey!"

https://www.rifftrax.com/balloonland

Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 06:26 PM (ANIFC)

596 Pendulous Old Balls was Joni Mitchel's best album.


I had thought that Mingus and Blue represented her move to jazz music, as I'd always thought of her as a folk artist. Looking back, she was always a jazz singer even when doing songs in the folk genre.

I think "That Whiff of Asscrack" really marked the transition.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2017 06:26 PM (gIRsn)

597 Toxic masculinity is a massage for destroying and demonizing everything male. Feminists want to kill off all men, and have stated this. Toxic masculinity is the more politically correct way of saying it.

Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 06:17 PM (g4lFK)


========

Maybe liberal women in news/entertainment are finally revealing all this because they think it will act as a contagion to women on the right.

They've created this virus, released it into the air and hope it will infect female Trump supporters and turn them away from the rebellion that he and Bannon are trying to implement.

Of course it could backfire. They might simply think "Aha, thought those liberals were sleazeballs all along".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 06:26 PM (/qEW2)

598 I grew up in NY* so Babes in Toyland (aka March of the Wooden Soldiers) is a must for us.

We used to watch Toys in Babeland.
I denounce myself.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 20, 2017 06:26 PM (O5Q3r)

599 >>586 Any comment from Steve Croft?

(Pops champagne cork)......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2017 06:24 PM (nUkMr)

Yes, I will comment. I'm very sorry to see Charlie Rose take one in the ass.

Posted by: Steve Croft at November 20, 2017 06:26 PM (QE8X6)

600 The Mad King says - Burn them all!

Posted by: Detroit Breakdown at November 20, 2017 06:27 PM (AzZAE)

601 Nood.

Not like Charlie Rose nood, but nood.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2017 06:27 PM (gU6BY)

602 as an old dude, no walking around naked for me. it would be like driving around a rusted out 1954 jeep.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2017 06:27 PM (KP5rU)

603 588 >>Toxic masculinity is a massage for destroying and demonizing everything
male. Feminists want to kill off all men, and have stated this. Toxic
masculinity is the more politically correct way of saying it.


Completely agree. It's demonizing normal male behavior and heterosexuality.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 06:25 PM (W+vEI)

Hmmm.... you know.... just had a business idea...

Anyone know anyone in the Fragrance industry...

We need a new Cologne... called... yes...

Toxic Masculinity....

We could have commercials where a nerd.... puts it on.... suddenly gets suave... and uses really cheezy lines to pick up women.... and it works...

It's be a Gold Mine...

Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer at November 20, 2017 06:28 PM (NgKpN)

604 as an old dude, no walking around naked for me. it would be like driving around a rusted out 1954 jeep.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2017 06:27 PM (KP5rU)
If it still runs and terrain is good fun can be had for the dude anyways.

Posted by: X-ray at November 20, 2017 06:31 PM (VDQek)

605 Well I guess the bloom is off that rose.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2017 06:31 PM (oR+xU)

606 By the morning, Charlie will be found, naked, in his safe space, blowing bubbles and playing with play-doh....can we just have all the ICE agents remove these Dem pervs and placed in California and we build a wall to keep us safe from them?

Posted by: Detroit Breakdown at November 20, 2017 06:32 PM (AzZAE)

607 I guess I never realized how many men on the left were muslim converts. How else can their behavior be explained? I mean other than that shaitan thing. Wait a minute, that's it.

Posted by: Eromero at November 20, 2017 06:33 PM (zLDYs)

608 Posted by: Monk at November 20, 2017 06:19 PM (g4lFK)

You're not by any chance Pepe under a new handle, are you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 06:36 PM (8+Ozj)

609 around naked.....this rings a bell....yes! Now I remember!!! Joseph Biden (2020) and female members of his security detail - they were aghast at his displays, weren't they..
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2017 06:20 PM (QC/4S)

I remember that a story that he insists on swimming in the NUDE and it was passed of as Joe being Joe.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 06:36 PM (dKiJG)

610 Oh no! PBS is going to cancel the Charlie Rose The Week? Now where will all the people who switched over from watching the NFL go?

Posted by: Neal F Hyde at November 20, 2017 06:36 PM (VWzSH)

611 I point out again, Geraldo Rivera had butt fat implanted in his forehead, in order to appear brainy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2017 06:37 PM (y3sT9)

612 Scott Adams knows how persuasion works.

In 2018 the Dems can just raise up a lot of 30 year old soulful-eyed male virgins who all look like Trudeau and Macron. At least their masculinity isn't TOXIC, the nation's cat ladies and yoga practitioners will say.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2017 06:41 PM (6FqZa)

613 Holy Moly, just got off the phone with SIL. He wanted opinions and advise.

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2017 06:43 PM (4ZKcy)

614 229 And in other news, a Democratic mega-doner, Steve Mostyn of Houston died of, get this, "sudden on-set mental health problems."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin


Death by schadenboner?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 20, 2017 06:43 PM (di1hb)

615 If this goes on much longer, Ace is going to demand we put pants on to comment.

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at November 20, 2017 06:43 PM (B9AxO)

616 603 588 >>Toxic masculinity is a massage for destroying and demonizing everything
male. Feminists want to kill off all men, and have stated this. Toxic
masculinity is the more politically correct way of saying it.


Completely agree. It's demonizing normal male behavior and heterosexuality.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 06:25 PM (W+vEI)

Hmmm.... you know.... just had a business idea...

Anyone know anyone in the Fragrance industry...

We need a new Cologne... called... yes...

Toxic Masculinity....

We could have commercials where a nerd.... puts it on.... suddenly gets suave... and uses really cheezy lines to pick up women.... and it works...

It's be a Gold Mine...
Posted by: Don Q..,.. Philosophizer


So, dust off the old Hai Karate reels?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 20, 2017 06:46 PM (di1hb)

617 Republicans should be thinking of a way to capitalize on this. It's a gold mine.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 06:19 PM (/qEW2)

What? Like running a LOT of hawt conservative wymminz candidates? Naw, they aren't that smart.

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 06:49 PM (2sCft)

618 Can Ace use "sub-hed" in a title, sentence, and paragrapgh in a manner that is titillating? That's why the horde clicks on this site....titillation.

Posted by: torabora at November 20, 2017 06:53 PM (6dFYM)

619 Did Charlie Rose score?

Posted by: torabora at November 20, 2017 06:56 PM (6dFYM)

620 (((Toxic masculinity)))

I love it. Life would suck without it.

Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 20, 2017 06:57 PM (cu8/f)

621 620 (((Toxic masculinity)))

I love it. Life would suck without it.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 20, 2017 06:57 PM (cu8/f)

I SO agree!!!

Posted by: 6 hour phone call at November 20, 2017 07:09 PM (TdMsT)

622 I had to google Charlie Rose, guess I don't watch much MSM.

Posted by: the guy who knows nothing at November 20, 2017 07:16 PM (Lyq+v)

623 sigh, Cake girl...... Also, NOODS.

Posted by: SteveOReno at November 20, 2017 07:23 PM (2sCft)

624 Just eight women? amateur

Posted by: Bill Big Dog Clinton at November 20, 2017 07:58 PM (plRt2)

625 Finally, those in Hollywood, Media and Sports can say.... Je suis Charlie



Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at November 20, 2017 08:54 PM (tDTdL)

626 Politically, the dog that isn't barking--yet--is the list of MoCs and senators who benefitted from the sexual harassment slush fund. That has to be made public, even if laws have to be broken and babies and puppies kicked violently.

The visual of Charlie Rose walking naked cannot be erased. He looks like an iguana, and surely his balls droop to the floor by now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 20, 2017 09:34 PM (n2ZL+)

627 You know what the cops in NYC call Those Who Walk Around Naked?

Dicky-wavers. Yep, it's a thing.

So, really, there's a close kinship between Charlie Rose and that dirty old man in the subway tunnel, hoping for a reaction.

Posted by: Beverly at November 20, 2017 09:42 PM (YWZ2q)

628 Really have to love the bit where Charlie claims "I always thought I was Pursuing Shared Feelings"!! Yeah, right, Charlie, your 21-year-old employee was just dying to see your 60+ dangly bits bumping against your knees....

Posted by: Beverly at November 20, 2017 09:44 PM (YWZ2q)

629 It's another similar Trump administration outcome for the press. They attack Roy Moore because it might get them a Senate seat; they in exchange wreck Franken, think about driving down Clinton as a beginning, and cause wrecks in prominent media positions.

Who knows, Moore could maybe recover after all that, too.

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at November 20, 2017 09:51 PM (1QHgO)

630 Who would have ever guessed that the Democrat Media complex would unleash a virus so strong it would wipe their loyal front men out in a single blow. And it's not over yet,Bwhahahahaha,,

Posted by: Dick at November 20, 2017 10:12 PM (bJoXB)

631 I told him that act works better on the road.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Kuralt at November 20, 2017 10:22 PM (blPpW)

632 I hope Sarah Palin is enjoying the hell out of this.

Posted by: bob t at November 21, 2017 12:06 AM (DmlVS)

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