Another Woman Accuses Al Franken of Groping Her, When He Was a Sitting Senator in 2010

I'm sure he has a different recollection of the encounter, but also apologizes for... nothing.

Um, I said that as a joke, because that's been his previous Crisis Communications Firm scripted line. In fact, it's been several of these guys' line -- Ben Affleck claims he does not remember if he groped an actress, but either way, he's sorry. Kevin Spacey said he didn't remember molesting a then-16-year-old kid, but whichever way, he's sorry.

However, it turns out that's exactly what he did say in this incident as well -- I don't remember this happening, but I'm sorry. For... unspecified reasons.

The Crisis Communications Script seems to call for Apologies Without Admissions -- which makes them not apologies.

A woman says Sen. Al Franken inappropriately touched her in 2010, telling CNN that he grabbed her buttocks while taking a photo at the Minnesota State Fair.
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Lindsay Menz, a 33-year-old woman who now lives in Frisco, Texas, reached out to CNN on Thursday hours after Tweeden made her story public. Menz said she wanted to share an "uncomfortable" interaction that left her feeling "gross."
According to Menz, she attended the Minnesota State Fair with her husband and father in the summer of 2010, almost two years after Franken was elected to the Senate. Her fathe''s small business was sponsoring a local radio booth, and she spent the day meeting various elected officials, political candidates and celebrities and taking photos with them as they stopped by the booth.

When Franken walked in, Menz and her husband, who also spoke with CNN, said they recognized him right away. Menz said she had a brief and cordial exchange with the senator.
Then, as her husband held up her phone and got ready to snap a photo of the two of them, Franken "pulled me in really close, like awkward close, and as my husband took the picture, he put his hand full-fledged on my rear," Menz said. "It was wrapped tightly around my butt cheek."
"It wasn't around my waist. It wasn't around my hip or side. It was definitely on my butt," she said, recalling that the brazen act lasted three or four seconds. "I was like, oh my God, what's happening."
"He reached around her and kind of pulled her into him," said her husband Jeremy Menz, who didn't see what happened behind his wife. "He pulled her in and pushed his head against her head. It was over pretty quick."
Lindsay Menz told CNN that she walked away as soon as the photo was taken, without saying anything to the then-first term senator. When she reconnected with her husband moments later, she told him: "He totally grabbed my butt." Jeremy Menz described that conversation the same way to CNN.
In a statement to CNN Sunday, Franken said he did not remember taking the photo with Menz and that he felt "badly" that she felt disrespected.

The American Spectator reports that, when on tour in the 70s and 80s, Al Franken and Tom Davis used to do a "sketch" where they'd invite two pretty young girls to the stage and slow-dance with the, groping their buttocks the entire time, Because Funny, I guess?

They each stepped off the front of the stage and into the chairs and picked out two comely young college girls and brought them up to the stage. The lights dimmed. Soft, romantic music began to play. Franken and Davis wrapped their arms around their partners and pressed their bodies close. The girls complied.
They danced. They swayed...
His hands began fondling her ass.
Same with Davis.
Ha ha ha. There was laughter from the assembled voyeurs, excuse me, spectators.
The girls both reached behind and moved the roving hands up.
After which the hands slid back down to cop another slow, sensuous feel. Over and over and over.
...
I didn't laugh. I kept waiting for a punchline, as though the ass grab was a setup. But it wasn't a setup. Fondling the fanny was the whole point.

..
These two successful entertainers put two girls on stage, in front of maybe two hundred people, in roles of dancers, and began fondling them. Straight and simple as that. Maybe Franken and Davis whispered instructions into the girls' ears, I don't know.
In any event, the ass grabbing continued for the duration of the song.
Meanwhile, a couple hundred people watched. Or leered. Or laughed uncomfortably.

He seems to have a pattern.

Oh, and before this latest accuser, Franken said he wasn't resigning, but would just spend a day or two reflecting with his family or something before getting back to the job he was elected to do, which turns out to be groping.

Posted by: Ace at 12:43 PM

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1 Soonish

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2017 12:44 PM (KUaJL)

2 Aha 1st.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2017 12:45 PM (KUaJL)

3 Guido groped first!

Posted by: George Lucas at November 20, 2017 12:45 PM (NF2Bf)

4 lol

Posted by: Greedo at November 20, 2017 12:45 PM (NF2Bf)

5
Senator nose on, senator nose off. Someone tell Gloria Borger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 12:46 PM (mbhDw)

6 Ace weighed Thrush versus Franken and went with Franken.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 12:46 PM (4ErVI)

7
"We call'a dem "OO-fo's."

- - Father Greedo Sarducci

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 12:47 PM (mbhDw)

8 Ve have vays of making you talk!

Posted by: Gropenfuhrer at November 20, 2017 12:47 PM (NF2Bf)

9 The left has been crowing on Twitter that they get rid of their molesters and the right protects theirs.

K then, when's Franken getting the hook?

And take Gleeeen Thrush while you're at it.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2017 12:47 PM (zGsgt)

10 Apologies Without Admissions sounds like a U2 album

Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 12:47 PM (7HtZB)

11 So Franken is a butt and boob man? tsk tsk..well, at least he is non discriminatory.
(I'm being sarcastic, if that wasn't obvious)

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 12:47 PM (a0IVu)

12 This broad needs to shut up and take one for the team. People like Franken are doing Good Work for wimmenz rights.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2017 12:47 PM (KUaJL)

13 First, only because I was busy palming some ass.

Posted by: SENATOR Al Franken at November 20, 2017 12:47 PM (2bIeR)

14 The left loved playing the PC Card...now it is coming back to biting them in the ass. Love it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2017 12:47 PM (5y11N)

15 But ROY MOORE!!!

Posted by: Iblis at November 20, 2017 12:47 PM (9221z)

16 This is just awful stuff, man. Awful stuff.

Hey I wonder if they're having a Thanksgiving recital over at the elementary school later?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 20, 2017 12:48 PM (4ErVI)

17 Guido groped first!

Posted by: George Lucas at November 20, 2017 12:45 PM (NF2Bf)

Hey, leave the Italians out of this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 12:48 PM (493sH)

18 *grope* *grope*

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always gropes... at November 20, 2017 12:48 PM (vtcmf)

19 Oh, and because I love writing this, Charles Manson is finally dead. Bernardine Dohrn and the rest of Northwestern University faculty hardest hit.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2017 12:49 PM (zGsgt)

20 17. Why? It's not as if they can read.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 12:49 PM (fA1SL)

21 *grope* *grope*"

You said grope twice...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 20, 2017 12:49 PM (MINbv)

22 14 The left loved playing the PC Card...now it is coming back to ~~biting~~ grope them in the ass. Love it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2017 12:47 PM (5y11N)

FIFY

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2017 12:49 PM (Enq6K)

23 >>The left has been crowing on Twitter that they get rid of their molesters and the right protects theirs.

Really? When did this happen?

I don't remember them getting rid of Bubba or The Lion of the Senate or Chris Dodd or any of their sexual predators. They either died or were term limited out of office or quit to work in the monastery like environment of Hollywood.

The left lives in a made up world.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 12:50 PM (/tuJf)

24 He still identified as a comedian at the time.

Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 12:50 PM (7HtZB)

25 I may be a groper but dog gonnit I am going to be the best groper there is.

Posted by: Al Franken at November 20, 2017 12:51 PM (/RKWU)

26 So much T ans A...so little time

Posted by: Al Baggage Handler #2 Franken at November 20, 2017 12:51 PM (gbWkA)

27 Yeah, reflecting with his family. As in

WIFE: Quit grabbing the booty ya' schmendrick!

FRANKEN: Shut up! You're just a beard so shut up shut up shut up!

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 20, 2017 12:51 PM (RD7QR)

28 I let my fingers do the walking.

Yeah, baby!

Posted by: Al Franken's Fingers at November 20, 2017 12:51 PM (4SIIB)

29 The left has been crowing on Twitter that they get rid of their molesters and the right protects theirs.

K then, when's Franken getting the hook?

And take Gleeeen Thrush while you're at it.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2017 12:47 PM (zGsgt)

Which molester are we protecting? So far we only have people the left are making un-disprovable claims against. And they are not being very well protected.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 20, 2017 12:51 PM (ZapPq)

30 Only homos don't like a little ass play!

Posted by: Al Franken at November 20, 2017 12:51 PM (SkuXa)

31 Then, as her husband held up her phone and got ready to snap a photo of the two of them, Franken "pulled me in really close, like awkward close, and as my husband took the picture, he put his hand full-fledged on my rear," Menz said. "It was wrapped tightly around my butt cheek."

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So.... are there no Alpha male husbands anymore that would stomp the shit out of anybody grabbing their wifes ass??

Is that no longer a thing???

Cuz in my neighborhood... that exactly what happens to handsy ass grabbers.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 12:52 PM (8XRCm)

32 Um, I said that as a joke, because that's been his previous Crisis Communications Firm scripted line. In fact, it's been several of these guys' line -- Ben Affleck claims he does not remember if he groped an actress, but either way, he's sorry. Kevin Spacey said he didn't remember molesting a then-16-year-old kid, but whichever way, he's sorry.

It's an outbreak of selective dementia that I can't remember the like of.

Hey, maybe I've got it too!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 12:52 PM (YqDXo)

33 24 He still identified as a comedian at the time.

Identified is right, he was never funny.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 20, 2017 12:52 PM (0OmEj)

34 Charlie Manson
Still Dead.

Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2017 12:52 PM (gbWkA)

35 Here a grope, there a grope, everywhere a grope, grope.

Posted by: The Comedian in the Senate at November 20, 2017 12:52 PM (vtcmf)

36 This year is giving last year a run for its money with regard to political entertainment.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 20, 2017 12:52 PM (2X7pN)

37 The Minnesota State Fair. A hotbed of sexuality and debauchery.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2017 12:52 PM (u4hX2)

38 Oh, and before this latest accuser, Franken said he wasn't resigning, but would just spend a day or two reflecting with his family

Leave us out of this shit. You're on your own, Bucky.

Posted by: Franken's family at November 20, 2017 12:53 PM (YqDXo)

39 Crisis? What Crisis?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 20, 2017 12:53 PM (MINbv)

40

Al Franken: To all the girls I've groped before who've traveled in and out my door

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 12:53 PM (493sH)

41 Even though Franken is an idiot, he probably has enough sense to *not* grope resistance girl, who ranks as a rare "zero" on the digital scale....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 20, 2017 12:53 PM (8iiMU)

42 Listen, If we can't drive a Democrat from office even with and admission of guilt and photographic evidence then we aint ever driving them from office.

The difference between the Donks and the GOP could not be any clearer in the matter.

The Democrats are a legitimate political party working to enact an agenda, that is it, that is all that matters to Democrats.

They will lie, cheat, steal, compromise, deflect and defend any manner of transgressions to enact their program.

The GOP on the other hand is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 20, 2017 12:53 PM (71/k8)

43 Thrush - ain't that some sorta infection?

As for Franken - who's surprised?

These are the rules our Betters have sought to impose - make the bastards live by them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 12:53 PM (fA1SL)

44 37 The Minnesota State Fair. A hotbed of sexuality and debauchery.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2017 12:52 PM (u4hX2)

Jello. Wrestling.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 20, 2017 12:53 PM (RD7QR)

45 New book: "Groping Gropers Who Grope"

Posted by: Furious George at November 20, 2017 12:53 PM (j+dfT)

46 Again - I really really hope Al Frankenstein stays put in his US Senate seat. The left sees a two-fer in getting Al out, they give the seat to the second ever AA/muslim US Senator (Barky being the first), and they'll use that to hammer Roy Moore.

Posted by: Boots at November 20, 2017 12:53 PM (EBwPV)

47 So.... are there no Alpha male husbands anymore that would stomp the shit out of anybody grabbing their wifes ass??

Is that no longer a thing???

Cuz in my neighborhood... that exactly what happens to handsy ass grabbers.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 12:52 PM (8XRCm)

This is the kind of husband who wanted to get a picture of his wife with Franken. Probably has the Paolo on speed dial.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2017 12:54 PM (KUaJL)

48 And Billy Boy has four new accusers claiming he assaulted them after he left office. They have or are planning to file suits.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 20, 2017 12:54 PM (i7hQS)

49 The Crisis Communications Script seems to call for Apologies Without Admissions -- which makes them not apologies.

Alternately, it makes them admissions. Since you don't apologie for something you never did. "I'm sorry for that thing I didn't do but you said I did..."

No, you're not. You're admitting you did it, or there's nothing to apologize for

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 12:54 PM (39g3+)

50 Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 12:50 PM (/tuJf)Mm

You forgot celebrated after being returned to Congress after a homosexual affair with an under aged page. M

( okay you did not forget but I am using you to post this)

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 20, 2017 12:54 PM (/RKWU)

51 The left needs people to view their personal bodies as public property. No wonder they feel free to disrespect personal boundaries.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 20, 2017 12:54 PM (ZapPq)

52 You said grope twice...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 20, 2017 12:49 PM (MINb

I like grope.

Posted by: Guy in line in Blazing Saddles at November 20, 2017 12:54 PM (gs8be)

53 Franken? What kind of a Kraut name is that?

He shortened it.

What was it before?

Frankengrabnerinthetitsandassenstein

Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2017 12:55 PM (gbWkA)

54 Just a thought for Franken, soulless people, aka vampires, are unable to reflect.

Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 20, 2017 12:55 PM (nBr1j)

55
I Am Grope.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 12:55 PM (8XRCm)

56 At least Spacey had the good sense to play the "Default Addiction/Proxy Victim" gambit. The Rules say that claiming addiction as a mitigating factor allows the claimant to plead 'addiction-casualty' status and the empathy protections that accrue thereunto.

Posted by: Zod at November 20, 2017 12:55 PM (Bdeb0)

57 44 37 The Minnesota State Fair. A hotbed of sexuality and debauchery.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2017 12:52 PM (u4hX2)

Jello. Wrestling.
Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 20, 2017 12:53 PM (RD7QR)

With shredded carrots!

Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 12:55 PM (7HtZB)

58 Pussy grabbers in the White House and ass grabbers in the Senate!!! WTF is this world coming to???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2017 12:55 PM (so+oy)

59 47. Possible Wife-Sharing Enthusiast?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (fA1SL)

60 When is Limbaugh's new book, "Al Franken Is a Big, Fat Groping POS" coming out?

Posted by: Lester at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (LfJIn)

61 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (5kNms)

62 I grope, therefore I am.
Al Franken, lion of the senate

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (a0IVu)

63 The women Must Be Believed, of course.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (LISuA)

64 Daily Mail has a story about new charges involving BJ and a private jet nicknamed "Air F*ck One."

Posted by: shibumi at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (aT+Bx)

65 33
24 He still identified as a comedian at the time.

Identified is right, he was never funny.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 20, 2017 12:52 PM (0OmEj)

The only thing I remember about Franken that was remotely funny to me was when he was in a skit as an on the scene reporter, with a satellite dish on his head. He turned his head towards whatever was going on in the background, and the feed temporarily 'static-ed out'. Other than that, the rest of his work was forgettable.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (8iiMU)

66 Maggie Haberman and Glen Thrush have a book deal with Random House. $50 says Maggs' BAC is above 0.3 right now.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (zGsgt)

67 Franken favors grope legalization.

Posted by: Zod at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (Bdeb0)

68 >>>6 Ace weighed Thrush versus Franken and went with Franken.

i wanted to be able to savor Thrush.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (8rNrN)

69 Even though Franken is an idiot, he probably has enough sense to *not* grope resistance girl, who ranks as a rare "zero" on the digital scale....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 20, 2017 12:53 PM (8iiMU)

He did grab her ass, but he did it while in black face so it was okay

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 12:57 PM (493sH)

70 64 Daily Mail has a story about new charges involving BJ and a private jet nicknamed "Air F*ck One."
Posted by: shibumi at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (aT+Bx)

Nobody ever accused a Clinton of being subtle.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 20, 2017 12:57 PM (RD7QR)

71 Another Woman Accuses Al Franken of Groping Her, When He Was a ~~Sitting~~ Wanking Senator in 2010

ftfy

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2017 12:57 PM (42M22)

72 I won't resign! And do you know why? Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!

Posted by: Sen. Stuart Smalley at November 20, 2017 12:57 PM (O5Q3r)

73 If Franken needs a good lawyer, Judge Moore can probably give him a recommendation or two.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 20, 2017 12:58 PM (LISuA)

74 51 The left needs people to view their personal bodies as public property.

-------

Community property - probably NSFW

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzUPG8olnO0

Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 12:58 PM (7HtZB)

75 i wanted to be able to savor Thrush."

I'd go with grouse, as thrush is a very small bird, not likely to provide much of a meal...

of course, bake four and twenty of them in a pie, and all that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 20, 2017 12:58 PM (MINbv)

76 The Minnesota State Fair.

Where 4-H stands for "hands, heineys, hos and hanky panky."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2017 12:58 PM (u4hX2)

77 68 >>>6 Ace weighed Thrush versus Franken and went with Franken.

i wanted to be able to savor Thrush.
Posted by: ace at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (8rNrN)

So minimum of four paragraphs?

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 20, 2017 12:58 PM (RD7QR)

78 her comment on Facebook at the time was that "he totally molested me. Creeper"

heavy.com/news/2017/11/lindsay-menz-franken-sexual-assault-photos/

Posted by: illiniwek at November 20, 2017 12:58 PM (/aIFg)

79 Franken and Davis were shit

Posted by: x at November 20, 2017 12:58 PM (nFwvY)

80 He still identified as a comedian at the time.

Identified is right, he was never funny.

That would make him a "humorist".

Posted by: tu3031 at November 20, 2017 12:58 PM (O5Q3r)

81 i wanted to be able to savor Thrush.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (8rNrN)

Napoleon Solo would like a word with you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 12:59 PM (493sH)

82 "Don't Fear the Creeper"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 20, 2017 12:59 PM (MINbv)

83
Oh, and before this latest accuser, Franken said he wasn't resigning, but would just spend a day or two reflecting with his family or something before getting back to the job he was elected to do, which turns out to be groping.

Well it's an important job that can't be entrusted to just any old half assed groper

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 20, 2017 12:59 PM (lKyWE)

84 Just a thought experiment -

If this woman were married to a man, and this man rearranged Franken's nose...what would the fallout be?

I'm thinking the MSM would be covering for Franken and this wouldn't be a thing. Annoying.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 20, 2017 01:00 PM (tVWQB)

85 >>>before getting back to the job he was elected to do

Ass not what your country can do for you, but what you can do four your country

Posted by: John F. Kennedy at November 20, 2017 01:00 PM (vBGc/)

86 Come on, ladies.

Do your patriotic duty.

Just lie back, and think of Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 20, 2017 01:00 PM (AURKQ)

87 Ace:

"...before getting back to the job he was elected to do, which turns out to be groping."

Actually, the job he was elected to do was legislate the nation into socialist servitude, a.k.a. the Democrat Party Line.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2017 01:00 PM (42M22)

88 Which molester are we protecting? So far we only have people the left are making un-disprovable claims against. And they are not being very well protected.

Trump and Moore, at least that's what they claim.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2017 01:00 PM (zGsgt)

89 All of our conversation this morning about Billy Jeff and Air Fuck One will need to be recycled when Ace coughs up his Clinton post. But the accusations I'm waiting for are the Jeffrey Epstein Lolita Air accusations.

No way trial lawyers will willingly leave that honeypot untapped.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 20, 2017 01:00 PM (LISuA)

90 Donations to Planned Parenthood and "correct" voting records were supposed to be indulgences for the church of leftism.

Turns out that those indulgences were less than effective.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2017 01:01 PM (KUaJL)

91 68 >>>6 Ace weighed Thrush versus Franken and went with Franken.

i wanted to be able to savor Thrush.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (8rNrN)

Yeah I figured as much. I mentioned it in the last thread.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 20, 2017 01:01 PM (4ErVI)

92 Heh.

Posted by: full-fledged on my rear at November 20, 2017 01:01 PM (Co9e8)

93 That skit sounds very... typical of his sense of humor and not funny, so very plausible for Franken.

And odd. I guess it was supposed to elicit a response from the girls which they would play off of? That can't be the only time they tried the skit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 01:01 PM (39g3+)

94 "Don't Fear the Creeper"?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Al Franken

"Creepin' while you're sleepin'!"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 01:01 PM (5kNms)

95
I got a certain little girl.... shes on my mind
No doubt about it ...she looks so fine
She's the best girl ....that I ever grabbed
Now she's gonna make Glenn feel so bad

Thrush.... Thrush
I thought I heard her calling my name now
Thrush.... Thrush
She broke my balls but I love her just the same now
Thrush.... Thrush
Thought I heard her calling my name now
Thrush.... Thrush
I need her loving and I'm not to blame now

She's got loving like quicksand
Only took one touch of my hand
To blow my mind... and Im in so deep
That I can't eat ....and I cant sleep

Naaaa na naaa naaaaaa........

Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 01:01 PM (8XRCm)

96 84 Just a thought experiment -

If this woman were married to a man, and this man rearranged Franken's nose...what would the fallout be?

I'm thinking the MSM would be covering for Franken and this wouldn't be a thing. Annoying.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 20, 2017 01:00 PM (tVWQB)

It was a dispute over lawn clippings.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2017 01:01 PM (KUaJL)

97 Ya, the Moore haters say this is exactly like what the despicable Moore did to an underage girl.

Except, there is no evidence against Moore, only accusation that grows increasingly unbelievable with each passing day.

Meanwhile, there is evidence of Democrat misbehaving, witness, and photographic evidence.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 01:01 PM (4XCge)

98 84. 'Violence in the Age of Trump: Senator Franken Attacked by Right-Wing Anti-Feminist'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 01:01 PM (fA1SL)

99
Waitafuckinminute.

Alan Grayson BEAT his wife -- why did he get a pass?
And why aren't we revisiting the fact Grayson BEAT his wife??

Posted by: Soothie at November 20, 2017 01:02 PM (Vt44x)

100 Daily Mail article on Billy Jeff...

http://tinyurl.com/ycc9adzt

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2017 01:02 PM (so+oy)

101 80 He still identified as a comedian at the time.

Identified is right, he was never funny.

That would make him a "humorist".
Posted by: tu3031 at November 20, 2017 12:58 PM (O5Q3r)

I find him more entertaining now than I ever did before.

Posted by: Franken's family at November 20, 2017 01:02 PM (YqDXo)

102 >>>64 Daily Mail has a story about new charges involving BJ and a private jet nicknamed "Air F*ck One."
Posted by: shibumi at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (aT+Bx)

Nobody ever accused a Clinton of being subtle.

...

My problem here is that this is claimed by Ed Klein, who claims a lot of huge stories, which then no one else can ever confirm.

Vapornews.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2017 01:02 PM (8rNrN)

103 On the USO set in Iraq, that Franken prick fingered my roots. I wished that day I had thorns.

Posted by: Ficus at November 20, 2017 01:02 PM (H8S+R)

104 If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: George Herbert Walker Bush at November 20, 2017 01:02 PM (vBGc/)

105 85 >>>before getting back to the job he was elected to do

Ass not what your country can do for you, but what you can do four your country
Posted by: John F. Kennedy

Ask not what your country would do to you for fifty bucks and a line of blow, but what part of your country you would grab.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2017 01:02 PM (42M22)

106 Hey can't we just move on?

It worked back when Clinton did Monica.

And move on we did, didn't we. Into LeftistSexWorld, where nothing matters, and if I did it, even though I can't recall it, I'm sorry this came out.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 20, 2017 01:02 PM (U6f54)

107 64 Daily Mail has a story about new charges involving BJ and a private jet nicknamed "Air F*ck One."

Posted by: shibumi at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM (aT+Bx)

Hillary Clinton allegedly offered to hire private detectives to find dirt on the new accusers, but Clinton's legal team advised against it, sources said

She seems ~~nice~~ like a wicked POS.

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2017 01:02 PM (Enq6K)

108 new charges involving BJ and a private jet nicknamed "Air F*ck One

Ya'll don't know squat about mah exploits. They would make the hair on the back of your neck stand on end. Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at November 20, 2017 01:02 PM (vtcmf)

109 "I'm here to grab ass and chew bubble gum. And, I'm fresh out of bubble gum."

Posted by: Senator Al Franken at November 20, 2017 01:02 PM (U2qt5)

110 .... are there no Alpha male husbands anymore that would stomp the shit out of anybody grabbing their wifes ass??

Is that no longer a thing???

Cuz in my neighborhood... that exactly what happens to handsy ass grabbers.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 12:52 PM (8XRCm)

Well, it's Minnesota, so there's your answer.

Ducks for cover.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 20, 2017 01:02 PM (Gv6EO)

111 Thrush is going to lose his job and the book deal. That will probably be even before the second wave of accusers come forward.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 01:03 PM (4ErVI)

112 What I've noticed is that people have a real problem with the things Donald Trump says, but not with what he does. Even the biggest Trump hating lefty tends not to list his actual deeds as evil, but his statements. He said he would... his tweet... he claimed... he says...

And yet many of them give Franken a pass, despite photographic proof of what he did?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 01:03 PM (39g3+)

113 Wimmen must often wonder why we take so much interest in their various body parts. A mystery it must be....

Posted by: a stout-hearted man, red-blooded and true at November 20, 2017 01:03 PM (Co9e8)

114 Between this most recent incident and that other pic that Drudge ran, it's fairly clear that the people of Minnesota voted into power some guy who has all the emotional and intellectual maturity of a 12-year-old boy.

How proud they must be.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 20, 2017 01:03 PM (tRaq7)

115 Al Wankin'

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2017 01:03 PM (42M22)

116 While we are talking about dems/lefties in public office who supposedly leave office when caught in the act, MA has been a hotbed of getting caught without consequences. How about mush-mouth Barney Frank? He was caught and laughed about it while continuing his destruction of the banking industry.

And that other guy, Gerry Studds? Sex with an underage page in the US House?

Yeah no.

Posted by: Boots at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (EBwPV)

117 An acquaintance of a friend who's always making obnoxious SJW facebook posts has based her entire identity on being a sexual assault victim. It's what she leads with in any argument, regardless of topic, i.e., "As a sexual assault survivor, I am traumatized that people still consider Joe Flacco an elite QB..."

She recently revealed the details of her "assault," which consisted of somebody making a rape joke in her general vicinity. He got kicked out of college for it, but she still felt victimized that it didn't happen fast enough. We live in crazy times.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (mynhJ)

118 Bald Eagle just landed in a tree by the river behind the house. I don't think it wants to be groped.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (3myMJ)

119 are there no Alpha male husbands anymore that would stomp the shit out of anybody grabbing their wifes ass??

I dunno as that rises to a complete ass kicking. Knock them down and say "never do that again" sure, even wife slaps the smug grin off his mug. But beating the crap out of someone seems excessive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (39g3+)

120 Hey can't we just move on?

It worked back when Clinton did Monica.

And move on we did, didn't we. Into LeftistSexWorld, where nothing matters, and if I did it, even though I can't recall it, I'm sorry this came out.
Posted by: Les Kinetic
.................

it's where MoveOn.org got its name!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (so+oy)

121 >>> Again - I really really hope Al Frankenstein stays put in his US Senate seat. The left sees a two-fer in getting Al out, they give the seat to the second ever AA/muslim US Senator (Barky being the first), and they'll use that to hammer Roy Moore.
Posted by: Boots at November 20, 2017 12:53 PM (EBwPV)

Dems have a light bench of young politicians in the wings, and they have a wimmenz problem. Two birds one stone!

Posted by: LizLem at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (hvf9s)

122
THRUSH:

Technical Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

For the record. My Uncle told me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 01:05 PM (mbhDw)

123 Is it time for a conversation about commonsense grope control?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 01:05 PM (3myMJ)

124 What I've noticed is that people have a real problem with the things Donald Trump says, but not with what he does.
Even the biggest Trump hating lefty tends not to list his actual deeds
as evil, but his statements. He said he would... his tweet... he
claimed... he says...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 01:03 PM (39g3+)

Yes, exactly.

I have asked a few friends to list precisely what actions PDT has done that they object to, and it all relates to what he 'says'.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 20, 2017 01:05 PM (8iiMU)

125 Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (mynhJ)
=====

Oprah Winfrey used to pull that shit all the time. No matte what she was talking about, it was always prefaced with being raped at age nine.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 20, 2017 01:05 PM (i7hQS)

126

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 01:05 PM (YqDXo)

127 Franken seems to be taking a page from the Jesse Jackson playbook by announcing a break - for a while, long weekend! - from activities before getting back to the business of the people.

Such a$$holes when they do this.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 01:06 PM (W+vEI)

128 117 An acquaintance of a friend who's always making obnoxious SJW facebook posts has based her entire identity on being a sexual assault victim. It's what she leads with in any argument, regardless of topic, i.e., "As a sexual assault survivor, I am traumatized that people still consider Joe Flacco an elite QB..."

She recently revealed the details of her "assault," which consisted of somebody making a rape joke in her general vicinity. He got kicked out of college for it, but she still felt victimized that it didn't happen fast enough. We live in crazy times.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (mynhJ)

WHAT he got kicked out for a joke

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 01:06 PM (dKiJG)

129
We don't want her.

Posted by: The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy on Planet Mars at November 20, 2017 01:06 PM (ajiE5)

130 Todd Rundgren's playing in town tonight.

I'd have gone but because of the Trump-bashing, I'm not.

Power of the purse, baby.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 20, 2017 01:06 PM (ul9CR)

131 Feel Good Story of the Day:

Haughty British chick on a fox hunt whips the shit out of a leftist douchebag who grabbed the reins of her horse:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4953485/huntswoman-whips-saboteur-riding-crop/

I could watch that gif over and over and over.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2017 01:07 PM (42M22)

132 Touch my hat girl. You will love my hat.

Posted by: Glenn Thrush at November 20, 2017 01:07 PM (SkuXa)

133 Dems have a light bench of young politicians in the wings, and they have a wimmenz problem. Two birds one stone!
Posted by: LizLem at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (hvf9s)

Bonus: you can stick a fork in the "War on Women" shtick. It's done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 01:07 PM (YqDXo)

134 What is the sound of one hand groping, young Paddemdown?

Posted by: Jedi Master Al Franken at November 20, 2017 01:07 PM (4SIIB)

135 Ask not what your country would do to you for fifty bucks and a line of blow, but what part of your country you would grab.

I'll take Florida!

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 20, 2017 01:07 PM (XkVXQ)

136 You know the rulz,

Pics or it didn't....ummm....

AUDIO or it didn't happen!

Posted by: Al Franken at November 20, 2017 01:07 PM (vChNs)

137 "A woman says Sen. Al Franken inappropriately touched her in 2010,
telling CNN that he grabbed her buttocks while taking a photo at the
Minnesota State Fair."

Of course there is another. Cue the righteous moral outrage from the left (and GOPe) for Franken to step down.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2017 01:07 PM (tbOMB)

138 Franken seems to be taking a page from the Jesse Jackson playbook by announcing a break - for a while, long weekend! - from activities before getting back to the business of the people.

Such a$$holes when they do this.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 01:06 PM (W+vEI)

Jesse announced he has Parkinson's. Chicago politicians from Rahm on down are all slobbering over what a great man Jesse is. And local MFM is just beside itself with grief

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 01:08 PM (493sH)

139 The old gag of the dancing partner sliding his hand on the butt only to have it repositioned on the waste by the chaste female is pretty commonplace.

I'm not gonna file that one under Sexual Predator.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 20, 2017 01:08 PM (xnTmW)

140 If this woman were married to a man, and this man rearranged Franken's nose...what would the fallout be?

I'm thinking the MSM would be covering for Franken and this wouldn't be a thing. Annoying.
----

"Irrational Tea Party Republican Assaults Franken After Franken Compliments Wife."

- Franken adds "The poor woman was so passive, I was certain she was a victim of domestic violence and was just trying to be kind to her."

Posted by: The MFM at November 20, 2017 01:08 PM (aT+Bx)

141 Time to grope my lunch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 20, 2017 01:08 PM (sGSvK)

142 are there no Alpha male husbands anymore that would stomp the shit out of anybody grabbing their wifes ass??

I dunno as that rises to a complete ass kicking. Knock them down and say "never do that again" sure, even wife slaps the smug grin off his mug. But beating the crap out of someone seems excessive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (39g3+)

only in the legal sense. If you got the gall to fondle someone's wife in their presence you have it coming to you

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2017 01:08 PM (M+Lyo)

143 Charlie Manson and now Della Reese? Oh 2017.....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 01:09 PM (BoMuO)

144 Haughty British chick on a fox hunt whips the shit out of...

Right up to that point it sounded like a PornHub video.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 20, 2017 01:09 PM (ul9CR)

145 123 Is it time for a conversation about commonsense grope control?
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 01:05 PM (3myMJ)

I don't wanna know what they they about "the thing that goes up"....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 20, 2017 01:09 PM (AURKQ)

146

So... Who's a bitch gotta' blow to get ass-grabbed around here? Huh? Who?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 20, 2017 01:09 PM (KnKUn)

147 No yearbook script, you must acquit.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at November 20, 2017 01:09 PM (tbOMB)

148 131. An oldie but a goodie - Pussy Riot vs Kuban Cossacks at Sochi:

https://youtu.be/ivT-I-yxtdY

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 01:09 PM (fA1SL)

149 My problem here is that this is claimed by Ed Klein, who claims a lot of huge stories, which then no one else can ever confirm.

Vapornews.

Maybe you haven't heard, that no longer matters. Women must be believed. Alinsky Rules!!!!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 20, 2017 01:09 PM (2X7pN)

150 she's a southpaw

Posted by: x at November 20, 2017 01:09 PM (nFwvY)

151 Christopher R Taylor: "That can't be the only time they tried the skit."

For Franken it seems this was his MO to set a trap. Like Weinstein would set women up with his hotel room naked "massage" request before an assault, Franken would design a scenario where women couldn't escape his assault. And Franken's were in plain sight. The Clown Nose Clause let him put the nose on if ever he were challenged.

The letch is some degree of predator.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 20, 2017 01:09 PM (H8S+R)

152 Hillary has apparently lost Joe Rogan ( after already losing Jimmy Dore )

when you've lost Rogan and Dore....

Posted by: a stout-hearted man, red-blooded and true at November 20, 2017 01:09 PM (Co9e8)

153 117 An acquaintance of a friend who's always making obnoxious SJW facebook posts has based her entire identity on being a sexual assault victim. It's what she leads with in any argument, regardless of topic, i.e., "As a sexual assault survivor, I am traumatized that people still consider Joe Flacco an elite QB..."

She recently revealed the details of her "assault," which consisted of somebody making a rape joke in her general vicinity. He got kicked out of college for it, but she still felt victimized that it didn't happen fast enough. We live in crazy times.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (mynhJ)

That's pathetic on her part, and outrageous on the college's part.

Trying to arrogate some significance to her useless life by claiming specious victimhood? Pathetic.

Kicking a guy out of college for making a joke, regardless of in how bad a taste the joke was? That's outrageous.

What about these feminists calling for the extermination of (white) men? Why don't they get their asses kicked out for making an honest to God threat?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 01:10 PM (YqDXo)

154 Todd Rundgren's playing in town tonight.

I'd have gone but because of the Trump-bashing, I'm not.

Power of the purse, baby.
---

Good for you!

The ONLY way artists can make money now is through concerts, so you ARE making a difference.

Posted by: shibumi at November 20, 2017 01:10 PM (aT+Bx)

155 143 Charlie Manson and now Della Reese? Oh 2017.....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 01:09 PM (BoMuO)

I thought Della Reese died years ago? RIP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 01:10 PM (mbhDw)

156 144 Haughty British chick on a fox hunt whips the shit out of...

Right up to that point it sounded like a PornHub video.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat

It's political porn, baby.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2017 01:10 PM (42M22)

157
Bald Eagle just landed in a tree by the river behind the house. I don't think it wants to be groped.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (3myMJ)

Ironically Bald Eagles are protected by the federal government so molesting one will land you a stiffer sentence than groping a female staffer

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 20, 2017 01:10 PM (lKyWE)

158 10 Apologies Without Admissions sounds like a U2 album
Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2017 12:47 PM (7HtZB)

Heh. Or Muse.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 20, 2017 01:10 PM (NWiLs)

159 A woman's place ... is in the grasp of my roving, fondling fingers.

Posted by: Al Franken at November 20, 2017 01:10 PM (/qEW2)

160 Bring back the Stocks and Pillory.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 20, 2017 01:11 PM (9TK8E)

161 Have I ever told you that my father was a mailman?

Posted by: John Kasich at November 20, 2017 01:11 PM (ctuyM)

162 Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (mynhJ)
=====

Oprah Winfrey used to pull that shit all the time. No matte what she was talking about, it was always prefaced with being raped at age nine.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy

At least Orca was. Chick in the original story *heard* a joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 01:11 PM (5kNms)

163 117 An acquaintance of a friend who's always making obnoxious SJW facebook posts has based her entire identity on being a sexual assault victim. It's what she leads with in any argument, regardless of topic, i.e., "As a sexual assault survivor, I am traumatized that people still consider Joe Flacco an elite QB..."

She recently revealed the details of her "assault," which consisted of somebody making a rape joke in her general vicinity. He got kicked out of college for it, but she still felt victimized that it didn't happen fast enough. We live in crazy times.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (mynhJ)

In her defense, she at least knows a thing or two about football.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2017 01:11 PM (KUaJL)

164 only in the legal sense. If you got the gall to fondle someone's wife in their presence you have it coming to you

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2017 01:08 PM (M+Lyo)

Yes indeed.

I wait until the wife and I are alone before I make the grope, which she loves.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 20, 2017 01:11 PM (8iiMU)

165 the peasants are revolting

Posted by: x at November 20, 2017 01:11 PM (nFwvY)

166 In a setting where I wouldn't get sued I would immediately initiate a violent confrontation if someone fondled my wife. Probably grab dude my the collar or neck and ask if he was fucking crazy and tell him if he does it again I'm going to beat the piss out of him.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 20, 2017 01:11 PM (5Tepl)

167 Joe Scarborough will be upset no one ever mentions his name anymore, so I fully expect he will shortly claim he was assaulted by someone. Al Franken, Billy Jeff, it really doesn't matter who as long as he gets some publicity.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 20, 2017 01:11 PM (LISuA)

168 Feel Good Story of the Day:
---

and the protestors immediately say that she rode the horse into the crowd and that was when the fight started. Who hit Who First, is the question.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 01:12 PM (4XCge)

169 Is Ace going to add a middle name?
Sen. Gropey Buttsqueeze McTonguerape?

Posted by: wth at November 20, 2017 01:12 PM (HgMAr)

170 I could watch that gif over and over and over.

Horsewhippings, that could come back in style.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 01:12 PM (39g3+)

171 My problem here is that this is claimed by Ed Klein, who claims a lot of huge stories, which then no one else can ever confirm.

Vapornews.

---
Maybe you haven't heard, that no longer matters. Women must be believed. Alinsky Rules!!!!
--

Brilliant.

Posted by: shibumi at November 20, 2017 01:12 PM (aT+Bx)

172 I can't remember where I saw it online but there is/was a hilarious bit of writing about how Della Reese is actually the Angel of Death because so many people died in her presence (Redd Foxx for one).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2017 01:12 PM (4ErVI)

173 I remember the good old days when you could take sexual liberties with the peons and the help and remain a cherished fixture of the Senate.

What is the world coming to?

Posted by: Zombie Teddy Kennedy at November 20, 2017 01:13 PM (tbOMB)

174 131 Feel Good Story of the Day:

Haughty British chick on a fox hunt whips the shit out of a leftist douchebag who grabbed the reins of her horse:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4953485/huntswoman-whips-saboteur-riding-crop/

I could watch that gif over and over and over.
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2017 01:07 PM (42M22)

And 500,000 male submissives just had a happy ending.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 20, 2017 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

175 Look, another pretty girl in radio.

You know what to do hands.

Posted by: Senator Al's Lower Brain at November 20, 2017 01:13 PM (0CeRG)

176 He who does the grope gets the rope!

Posted by: LizLem at November 20, 2017 01:13 PM (hvf9s)

177 Who hit Who First, is the question.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 01:12 PM (4XCge)

I don't know. Third base

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 01:13 PM (493sH)

178 The way we are going, Al Gore's request that the masseuse release his second Chakra will seem almost polite.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 20, 2017 01:13 PM (LISuA)

179 Being an elected representative of the United States comes with a nice benefits plan: health insurance, free mail, and all the butts you can grab.

Posted by: al frank n beans at November 20, 2017 01:13 PM (vOvzS)

180 Haughty British chick on a fox hunt whips the shit out of...

Right up to that point it sounded like a PornHub video.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat

I know which one you mean.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 01:13 PM (5kNms)

181 133
Dems have a light bench of young politicians in the wings, and they have a wimmenz problem. Two birds one stone!

Posted by: LizLem at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (hvf9s)

Bonus: you can stick a fork in the "War on Women" shtick. It's done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2017 01:07 PM (YqDXo)

If we had a true opposition party, I would be waving this "War on Women" schtick everywhere I could. Call out their hypocrisy. Call out all the feminists who remained silent. I'd make this a rallying cry.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 20, 2017 01:14 PM (jxbfJ)

182
We don't want her

++

You can have her
She's too fat for me

Posted by: Polka time at November 20, 2017 01:14 PM (vXmve)

183 167 Joe Scarborough will be upset no one ever mentions his name anymore, so I fully expect he will shortly claim he was assaulted by someone. Al Franken, Billy Jeff, it really doesn't matter who as long as he gets some publicity.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 20, 2017 01:11 PM (LISuA)

You mean "suspected intern murderer Joe Scarborough?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 01:14 PM (mbhDw)

184 Franken: the grope dope mope.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 20, 2017 01:14 PM (8iiMU)

185 Another Woman Accuses Al Franken of Groping Her, When He Was a Sitting Senator in 2010
............

Your tax dollars atwerk.

Posted by: wth at November 20, 2017 01:14 PM (HgMAr)

186 Grabbing the horse by the reins can hurt it, but some city bound jackwagon wouldn't really know or understand that.

only in the legal sense. If you got the gall to fondle someone's wife in their presence you have it coming to you

Yeah, definitely being beaten up by the husband would be in my mind if I were the kind to grope wives.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 01:14 PM (39g3+)

187 You get a titty twister, and you get a titty twister, and YOU get a titty twister...

Posted by: grOprah at November 20, 2017 01:14 PM (gs8be)

188 With regards to the British lady..she is quite the rider to control her horse with one hand, stay on the horse while beating that idiot with her crop. *in awe*

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 01:14 PM (a0IVu)

189 I'm hoping some young boy accuses Don 'Lemon Squeezy" Lemon of fondling some plums in the checkout line.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 20, 2017 01:15 PM (2X7pN)

190
What's a little grabass between complete strangers? - Al Franken.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2017 01:15 PM (r+sAi)

191 188 You get a titty twister, and you get a titty twister, and YOU get a titty twister...
Posted by: grOprah at November 20, 2017 01:14 PM (gs8be)

"Purple Nurple, Purple Nurple..."

The Aureola Formerly Covered in Prints.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 01:15 PM (mbhDw)

192 190
I'm hoping some young boy accuses Don 'Lemon Squeezy" Lemon of fondling some plums in the checkout line.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 20, 2017 01:15 PM (2X7pN)
LOL..more like cans of topix

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 01:16 PM (a0IVu)

193 As this endless train wreck unfolds before me all I can do is stand and utter, "Madness.........Madness!"

Really. The Earth passing through a nebulous cloud of insaneium. Its the only answer that makes sense.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 20, 2017 01:16 PM (e1mEI)

194 148 131. An oldie but a goodie - Pussy Riot vs Kuban Cossacks at Sochi:

https://youtu.be/ivT-I-yxtdY
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 01:09 PM (fA1SL)

Those boys aren't shy about using the knout, I see...

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 20, 2017 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

195 Ironically Bald Eagles are protected by the federal government so molesting one will land you a stiffer sentence than groping a female staffer

Possessing an eagle *feather* will get you a stiffer sentence than a Democrat who gropes a female staffer.

Natives who use eagle feathers in ceremonies have to have a permit to possess them.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2017 01:16 PM (zGsgt)

196 Bill Wynn is back. So excite.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 20, 2017 01:16 PM (5Tepl)

197 So Congress really is just a giant game of grab-ass.

Posted by: DaveA at November 20, 2017 01:16 PM (FhXTo)

198 You can have her
She's too fat for me

Posted by: Polka time at November 20, 2017 01:14 PM (vXmve)

That song has just been labeled a hate crime

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 01:16 PM (493sH)

199 Vapornews would be chopping up and re-printing bits and pieces of old stories from the 80s, and making half the text into nonsense Japanese script.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 20, 2017 01:16 PM (9TK8E)

200 195. That's not a knout. That's a volchatka he's wielding, to good effect

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 01:17 PM (fA1SL)

201 118 Bald Eagle just landed in a tree by the river behind the house. I don't think it wants to be groped.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (3myMJ)

---

but why take a chance

Posted by: Al Franken at November 20, 2017 01:17 PM (vChNs)

202 197 Bill Wynn is back. So excite.

It's gonna be an early nite.

I made rhyme.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 20, 2017 01:17 PM (ul9CR)

203 198 So Congress really is just a giant game of grab-ass.
Posted by: DaveA at November 20, 2017 01:16 PM (FhXTo)

Once they have you by the wallet...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 01:17 PM (mbhDw)

204 Franken said he wasn't resigning, but would just spend a day or two reflecting with his family or something before getting back to the job he was elected to do, which turns out to be groping.
...........

Maybe he needs to stay someplace that has horsies for a while.

Posted by: wth at November 20, 2017 01:17 PM (HgMAr)

205 JJ, aware me on the suspected murderer bit?

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 20, 2017 01:17 PM (5Tepl)

206 Zombie is right, that's worth watching as the idiotic masked activist gets the living crap whipped out of him by a clearly expert horsewoman. She's amazing. The poor horse, could have been hurt, could have trampled him, could have thrown her. Guy is trying to protect a fox by hurting her horse?? Moron.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 01:18 PM (39g3+)

207 184 You mean "suspected intern murderer Joe Scarborough?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 01:14 PM (mbhDw)

Let's go with "Open Secret intern murder Joe Scarborough".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 20, 2017 01:18 PM (9TK8E)

208 This is all Trump's fault.

Somehow.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at November 20, 2017 01:18 PM (fq72/)

209 Oh c'mon. Doesn't every member of congress have a dead intern or two lying around?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 20, 2017 01:18 PM (ul9CR)

210 205 JJ, aware me on the suspected murderer bit?
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 20, 2017 01:17 PM (5Tepl)

Look him up on wiki. His intern was found mysteriously dead and he is somewhat loosely associated.

Though not so loosely for me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 01:18 PM (mbhDw)

211 >>>
Maybe you haven't heard, that no longer matters. Women must be believed. Alinsky Rules!!!!

but does he even say who the women are, or just say that four anonymous women tell him x?

I stopped reading as soon as I saw it was Ed Klein.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2017 01:18 PM (8rNrN)

212 Bill Wynn's check from Soros cleared, so he's back here.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2017 01:19 PM (KUaJL)

213 200 195. That's not a knout. That's a volchatka he's wielding, to good effect
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 01:17 PM (fA1SL)

Looked it up. HIGHLY effective.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 20, 2017 01:19 PM (RD7QR)

214 Bill Wynn is back so excite.
It's gonna be an early night.
So just admit you were wrong,
And do what's right.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 20, 2017 01:19 PM (5Tepl)

215 Hey ladies, does my fedora make you horny?

Posted by: Glenn Thrush at November 20, 2017 01:19 PM (OD2ni)

216
Apologies without emissions are as empty as dresses without stains.

Posted by: Bent Bill Clinton at November 20, 2017 01:19 PM (/zwDg)

217 Natives who use eagle feathers in ceremonies have to have a permit to possess them.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2017 01:16 PM (zGsgt)

It's hell to see one of those feathers laying around and not be able to take it home.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 01:19 PM (3myMJ)

218 183 I see the Alt-Right have their talking points coordinated.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 20, 2017 01:14 PM (mUsVF)

You've been hanging out with the alt-right? Well, let's hear your report. Or not. I understand they have so little impact we don't really need to monitor them

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 20, 2017 01:19 PM (ZapPq)

219 Thanks JJ.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 20, 2017 01:20 PM (5Tepl)

220 >>> Haughty British chick on a fox hunt whips the shit out of a leftist douchebag who grabbed the reins of her horse:

What a filly!

But seriously, that horse she's riding is gorgeous. If there was a chance of them hurting it I'd smack them to kingdom come too!

Posted by: LizLem at November 20, 2017 01:20 PM (hvf9s)

221 Bill Clinton essentially escaped paying the ultimate price for his sexual shenanigans in the '90's because the economy was great. The rest is commentary, because no one "really" wanted to see him go because everyone was--supposedly--swimming in dough. No one wanted the gravy train to end.
Of course, it's all bullshit. But that was the reasoning at the time--including many on our side.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 01:20 PM (7uYFy)

222 With regards to the British lady..she is quite the rider to control her
horse with one hand, stay on the horse while beating that idiot with her
crop. *in awe*
---

Am I wrong for thinking she should have aimed for his neck or face?

She was VERY restrained.

Posted by: shibumi at November 20, 2017 01:20 PM (aT+Bx)

223
Damn, Bill Wynn is on to us. Quick, everyone hide your Confederate flags!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 01:20 PM (493sH)

224 Franken said he wasn't resigning, but would just spend a day or two reflecting with his family or something before getting back to the job he was elected to do, which turns out to be groping.
...........

Maybe he needs to stay someplace that has horsies for a while.
Posted by: wth

Careful. Groping them might get you kicked.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 01:20 PM (5kNms)

225 9 The left has been crowing on Twitter that they get rid of their molesters and the right protects theirs.
The left has been crowing on Twitter that they get rid of their molesters and the right protects theirs.

The Reality Based Community(tm) strikes again.

Couple upsides of Sen. Gropey sticking around
1) He's not replaced by the muzzy from Minneapolis
2) I get to keep saying "Al Franken still a Senator? Well then STFU about Roy Moore"
3) Continuation of some delicious popcorn-worthy blue-on-blue drama

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2017 01:20 PM (NYS7S)

226 Bald eagle feathers must be left to disintegrate on the ground because reasons.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 20, 2017 01:20 PM (ul9CR)

227 If he don't grab tits, you must acquit.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at November 20, 2017 01:20 PM (tbOMB)

228 193 As this endless train wreck unfolds before me all I can do is stand and utter, "Madness.........Madness!"

Really. The Earth passing through a nebulous cloud of insaneium. Its the only answer that makes sense.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 20, 2017 01:16 PM (e1mEI)

+++

Adding to all of this insanity, Hillary wants to rocket off to Earth II, where she can be queen and set things her way.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2017 01:21 PM (tcwn1)

229 218 183 I see the Alt-Right have their talking points coordinated.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 20, 2017 01:14 PM (mUsVF)

You've been hanging out with the alt-right? Well, let's hear your report. Or not. I understand they have so little impact we don't really need to monitor them
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 20, 2017 01:19 PM (ZapPq)

Quoted for truth.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 20, 2017 01:21 PM (RD7QR)

230 >>It's hell to see one of those feathers laying around and not be able to take it home.

Heron Feathers at least have a use...and you don't want to get caught with those, either.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 01:21 PM (U2qt5)

231 "Don't Fear the Creeper"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 20, 2017 12:59 PM

A good comment. But it coulda used a little more cowbell.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2017 01:21 PM (p+Wdc)

232 >>> Ironically Bald Eagles are protected by the federal government so molesting one will land you a stiffer sentence than groping a female staffer
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 20, 2017 01:10 PM (lKyWE)

Bwahaha that's cute you think so!

Posted by: Wind Turbine Owners at November 20, 2017 01:21 PM (hvf9s)

233

Have Mittens, McVain or the other usual suspects weighed in yet on Franken? They seem oddly silent if they haven't

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 01:21 PM (493sH)

234 Have I ever told you that my father was a mailman?

Posted by: John Kasich at November 20, 2017 01:11 PM (ctuyM)

=========

Did he ever ask any unsuspecting women to help him with his package?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 20, 2017 01:21 PM (vg8iE)

235 *stops being a self hating black and puts confederate flag away*

Whites are rayciss! I am totally not alt-right, viva la revolution!

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 20, 2017 01:21 PM (5Tepl)

236 I was listening to Artie and Anthony podcast and Artie went off on these pretentious "Comedians" Like Luis CK and John Stewart etc who act like they are smarter than you, it was funny listening to him go off on these guys.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 01:22 PM (dKiJG)

237 206 Zombie is right, that's worth watching as the idiotic masked activist gets the living crap whipped out of him by a clearly expert horsewoman. She's amazing. The poor horse, could have been hurt, could have trampled him, could have thrown her. Guy is trying to protect a fox by hurting her horse?? Moron.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Teresa May needs to step aside. I think we have our generation's new Thatcher, right there on that horse.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2017 01:22 PM (42M22)

238 And 500,000 male submissives just had a happy ending.
Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 20, 2017 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

----

he was asking for it when he should have been begging for it

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 20, 2017 01:22 PM (vChNs)

239 Leftist rape has a home here, in the US Senate.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 20, 2017 01:22 PM (U6f54)

240 although in some kind of distant, here I sit on the mountaintop kind of way, I can decry the witch hunt mentality and its insatiable thirst for a constant stream of new victims, on the other hand is so fricking hilarious to watch poseurs like Al Franken and Glen Thrush get sucked into the intake valves the way they are. I laugh every time! and the best part is they can't see any way out, since it's their own people going after them. as the saying goes, PRICELESS!!!

some on the left are figuring out that this witch hunt thing is turning out to be a Real Bad Idea on their part, but what they're going to learn next is that the reason we try to not let witch hunts happen is because once you start one, it's almost impossible to turn if off; you just have to let it run its course and take out whoever it takes out, til people finally get sick of it and look for some other shiny new thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2017 01:23 PM (k1TUh)

241 If someone grabbed my wife's ass, they would be eating through a straw for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 20, 2017 01:23 PM (VpIIl)

242 183 I see the Alt-Right have their talking points coordinated.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 20, 2017 01:14 PM (mUsVF)

Alternate Right would be the Left. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 01:23 PM (mbhDw)

243 I just want to know why the alt-right never contacts me to coordinate the talking points.

What do I have to do, put TWO confederate flags on my pickup truck?

Jeesh.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 20, 2017 01:23 PM (ul9CR)

244 As this endless train wreck unfolds before me all I can do is stand and utter, "Madness.........Madness!"

Really. The Earth passing through a nebulous cloud of insaneium. Its the only answer that makes sense.
--

We shifted timelines.

Before we were on "Evil Powers That Be Are Above the Law."

Now we're on "Good and Righteous Men are in Charge."

Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 01:23 PM (aT+Bx)

245 Did the felons of Minnesota vote for this man just so he could play grab-ass?!

Yeah, they probably did...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 20, 2017 01:23 PM (q29T2)

246 Did he ever ask any unsuspecting women to help him with his package?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 20, 2017 01:21 PM (vg8iE)

Only if it was "Special Delivery."

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 01:23 PM (7uYFy)

247 Haughty British chick on a fox hunt whips the shit out of a leftist douchebag who grabbed the reins of her horse:

Hmm, jodhpurs.
https://www.bing.com/search?q=tull+hunting+girl

Posted by: DaveA at November 20, 2017 01:23 PM (FhXTo)

248 Hope he stays, this is a win/win for us.

Posted by: Max Power at November 20, 2017 01:23 PM (GBdX1)

249 His intern was found mysteriously dead

Not just found dead, Lori Klausutis was found dead inside his office.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2017 01:23 PM (60v4h)

250 "Damn, Bill Wynn is on to us. Quick, everyone hide your Confederate flags!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan"

Did Bill Wynn get banned already. But he's such a pathetic troll that he is actually humorous.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 20, 2017 01:23 PM (OD2ni)

251 Franken said he wasn't resigning, but would just spend a day or two reflecting with his family or something before getting back to the job he was elected to do, which turns out to be groping.
...........

Yeah. About that.

Tell you what.... If I were accused of doing what that asshole did to those women..... I would NOT be spending any "by ourselves" time with Mrs Fixer.

I might just...... up.... and disappear.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

252 She was VERY restrained.

And he is wearing a heavy winter coat, so it didn't hurt all that much.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 20, 2017 01:24 PM (4XCge)

253 Hey ladies, does my fedora make you horny?

Posted by: Glenn Thrush at November 20, 2017 01:19 PM

Hey! That's my line, baby!

Posted by: Austin 'Danger' Powers at November 20, 2017 01:24 PM (p+Wdc)

254
Bwahaha that's cute you think so!
Posted by: Wind Turbine Owners at November 20, 2017 01:21 PM (hvf9s)

Bwahaha you'll be talking to our lawyers!

Posted by: Audubon Society at November 20, 2017 01:24 PM (lKyWE)

255 Did Kasich's father ever ask any women to put a letter in his "sack?"

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 01:24 PM (7uYFy)

256 Bill Wynn is alive and doing his little "drop a turn and run away" routine. All is right with he world.

It's going to be an early grope.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 01:24 PM (3myMJ)

257 I wonder how Mrs. Franken feels about this? She is 66 years old and looks like a church secretary and is probably none too happy with her dolt of a husband's behavior. Or may she's glad not having him touching her.

Posted by: Jackals Everywhere at November 20, 2017 01:24 PM (oiNtH)

258 >>he was asking for it when he should have been begging for it

Threadwinner, right there.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 01:24 PM (U2qt5)

259 I might just...... up.... and disappear.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 01:23 PM (8XRCm)
Mrs. Fixer will 'fix' you up? literally?

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 01:24 PM (a0IVu)

260 Limey foxhunter needs to sue the saboteurs. A good riding crop ain't cheap, and they're not made for the kinda use these people pressed upon the rider.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 01:24 PM (fA1SL)

261 Let's go with "Open Secret intern murder Joe Scarborough".
============================

So, you're saying it was commonly spoken of at the time?

That's enough for the left! Guilty!

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 20, 2017 01:25 PM (LISuA)

262 >>Teresa May needs to step aside. I think we have our generation's new Thatcher, right there on that horse.

If there is one thing I learned growing up on a horse farm populated with numerous horse loving females, never get between a woman and her horse.

She'll flip ya. Flip ya for real.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 01:25 PM (/tuJf)

263 "Franken said he wasn't resigning, but would just spend a day or two reflecting with his family or something before getting back to the job he was elected to do, which turns out to be groping."

That's just funny there. Nice one, Ace.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2017 01:25 PM (xJa6I)

264 221 Bill Clinton essentially escaped paying the ultimate price for his sexual shenanigans

---

I'm still married to Hillary, ain't I?

Posted by: bubba C at November 20, 2017 01:25 PM (vChNs)

265
Lends new meaning to the term "hands team".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2017 01:25 PM (BWL+E)

266 can you believe that asshole manson, trying to whip up a race war? what a douche.

Posted by: obama at November 20, 2017 01:25 PM (nFwvY)

267 260 Limey foxhunter needs to sue the saboteurs. A good riding crop ain't cheap, and they're not made for the kinda use these people pressed upon the rider.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 20, 2017 01:24 PM (fA1SL)

Train the horse to kick. Problem solved, what what.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2017 01:25 PM (mbhDw)

268 It was a goof.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2017 01:25 PM (bD2SM)

269 I just want to know why the alt-right never contacts me to coordinate the talking points.

What do I have to do, put TWO confederate flags on my pickup truck?

Jeesh.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 20, 2017 01:23 PM (ul9CR)

Have you been chasing poor peoples of colors children with it? That gets you on the mailing list

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2017 01:25 PM (493sH)

270 I can't wait until Moore is elected. Then the real fun begins...weeeeeeee!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 20, 2017 01:25 PM (VpIIl)

271 Have Mittens, McVain or the other usual suspects weighed in yet on Franken? They seem oddly silent if they haven't
---

My friends across the aisle and I are busy working on stopping the Trump Agenda.

As for these accusations against My Friend Al Franken, they are obviously false, and all the women involved are liars.

However, those accusing Roy Moore are definitely telling the truth, and he should be jailed immediately.

Posted by: John McCain at November 20, 2017 01:26 PM (aT+Bx)

272 Did Kasich's father ever ask any women to put a letter in his "sack?"

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 01:24 PM (7uYFy)

==========

He may have had some deliveries to shove in their slots.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 20, 2017 01:26 PM (vg8iE)

273 I wish the Red Queen on that horse would have been carrying her Morning Star.

ah, the old ways are still the best ways.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2017 01:26 PM (k1TUh)

274 To complete the circle:

Al Franken tries to grope Haughty British Chick.

Out comes the riding crop and she whips him into a whimpering fetal position.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2017 01:26 PM (42M22)

275 "Franken is a member of the Minnesota Democrat Farmer Labor Party (DFL), an affiliate of the Democratic Party." according to wiki

so... socialist like Bernie.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 20, 2017 01:26 PM (/aIFg)

276 I'd like to retire to spend more time with my victims... I mean, uh, family.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 20, 2017 01:26 PM (oZ6kz)

277 Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 01:21 PM (U2qt5)

Catching fish on a fly tied from an Eagle feather would be cool.

Alas, not to be...

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 01:26 PM (3myMJ)

278 If someone grabbed my wife's ass, they would be eating through a straw for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 20, 2017 01:23 PM (VpIIl)

----

Chris Taylor has a point.

Prolly not a total beatdown.... but a good shove or a heel pick to the ground with some loud expetives should be fien... If Mrs Fixer didnt kill him first.

But.... to grab your wifes ass like that....WHILE YOU ARE THE ONE TAKING THE PICTURE????

Yeah... through a straw.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

279 I'm waiting for the WaPo to run a front page story on this.

*looks at watch, goes for lunch, sleeps for 180 days*

Posted by: Marcus T at November 20, 2017 01:27 PM (VpIIl)

280 Wow, I finally got that 'woman beating asshole with her riding crop' video to work. Awesome!

The dickheads were trespassing, and when the asshole grabbed the reins of her horse, she went medieval on his ass. She was certainly protecting her horse.

I think I'm in love with her.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 20, 2017 01:27 PM (8iiMU)

281 Have you been chasing poor peoples of colors children with it? That gets you on the mailing list
--

I got on the list after I was arrested for giving out Christian pamphlets at an "Arab American Festival."

Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 01:28 PM (aT+Bx)

282 Here's the problem for Al - this is just the beginning. Soon, it will be dozens of women coming forward.

I hope he doesn't step down. I'd love for him to be an awful example that Republicans can point to forever.

Posted by: Tom Terrific at November 20, 2017 01:28 PM (/R4ru)

283 Gotta run, you may grope Bill Wynn while I'm gone.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 01:28 PM (3myMJ)

284 >>Catching fish on a fly tied from an Eagle feather would be cool.

I have a friend who guides the Missouri and one of his secret sauce bugs is made from Flicker Feathers.

Another No-no.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 01:28 PM (U2qt5)

285 Horse startles and breaks a leg it has to be put down.

She did not choose to knock him down and trample him.

Next fox hunt, everybody brings sabers.

Posted by: simplemind at November 20, 2017 01:28 PM (TPfts)

286 >>>Haughty British chick on a fox hunt whips the shit out of a leftist douchebag who grabbed the reins of her horse

Brighton Hunt Saboteurs said they were there to make sure no illegal hunting took place and claim they are victims of an unprovoked attack.

Why do I mistrust the sincerity of a group that claims only to want to insure there were no illegalities when their name states that they are saboteurs?

Also, there are "asian men" hunting teenage girls in Rotherham and many other UK cities. Why can't these moral idiots do something more productive and sabotage their hunting instead? I have no respect for the left at all. There is nothing noble in their motivations whatsoever.

Posted by: Al Franken at November 20, 2017 01:28 PM (/qEW2)

287 I just want to know why the alt-right never contacts me to coordinate the talking points.

I'm still trying to get a login at alt-right.com and alt-right.net - can't seem to get the credentials right, though.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2017 01:28 PM (NYS7S)

288 discovered a great truth, shaun king has.

Posted by: yoda at November 20, 2017 01:28 PM (nFwvY)

289 >>Haughty British chick on a fox hunt whips the shit out of a leftist douchebag who grabbed the reins of her horse: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4953485/huntswoman-whips-saboteur-riding-crop/ I could watch that gif over and over and over. Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2017 01:07 PM (42M22)

That's just excellent, thanks.

Posted by: Zod at November 20, 2017 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)

290 Bald eagle feathers must be left to disintegrate on the ground because reasons.

Bing "National Eagle Repository"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 01:28 PM (5kNms)

291 gropesock off.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 01:29 PM (/qEW2)

292
I see the Alt-Right have their talking points coordinated.

Posted by: Bill Wynn
______________________

Huma!!

Get your narrow ass in here,, NOW!!

How much are we paying this guy?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 20, 2017 01:29 PM (KnKUn)

293 "Yeah... through a straw.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 01:27 PM (8XRCm)"
Not that the women in my family would ever pose with that asshole. But did I mention they are all excellent shots?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 20, 2017 01:29 PM (VpIIl)

294 283 Gotta run, you may grope Bill Wynn while I'm gone.
Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 20, 2017 01:28 PM (3myMJ)

No, might enjoy it. I'm thinking virtual riding crop.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 20, 2017 01:29 PM (RD7QR)

295 Gropenfuhrer Franken has got to go!

Posted by: w at November 20, 2017 01:29 PM (vhrlk)

296 Mrs. Fixer will 'fix' you up? literally?
Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 01:24 PM (a0IVu)

---

... and permanently.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 01:29 PM (8XRCm)

297 *honk* *honk*

Posted by: Senator Clown Nose at November 20, 2017 01:29 PM (bD2SM)

298 Franken is going to follow the Bill Clinton route and just ride it out. If you remember when the Lewinsky scandal first broke, many in the media--including George Stepontopofus--originally said that Clinton 'wouldn't last the week." Then they decided to just ride it out, reasoning that the longer he held on,the less likely it would be he would have to go.
That's what Roy Moore is doing too and it might work in his case. Pre-Trump, Moore would already have been disposed of.....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 01:29 PM (7uYFy)

299 but does he even say who the women are, or just say that four anonymous women tell him x?

The article claims the women are filing suit, so we'll see. Besides, I don't care. I'm in it for the entertainment value. The media started this snowball, and the mob will finish it. Ann Coulter's Demonic is a primer on the history of mob mentality.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 20, 2017 01:29 PM (2X7pN)

300
But.... to grab your wifes ass like that....WHILE YOU ARE THE ONE TAKING THE PICTURE????

Yeah... through a straw.
---

They're called Beta Males.

Their only purpose in life is to drink soy milk, masturbate in the basement while playing X Box and marry alpha feminists.

Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 01:30 PM (aT+Bx)

301 I'd like to offer an apology based on the fact that you remember me doing things that I didn't really do.

Now, how about you squeeze over here for a selfie to commemorate this occasion.

Posted by: Senator Feelz & Sorrows at November 20, 2017 01:30 PM (pvjTE)

302 Hillary Clinton allegedly offered to hire private detectives to find dirt on the new accusers, but Clinton's legal team advised against it, sources said

This is how you got Trump.

He pointed out that Hillary's website carried the message that rape victims should be believed. He alone called them on it.

She then promptly shit canned it. And the MFM embargoed all of it.

She's a hideous beast pretending to be a voice for women. And he alone showed her for what she was.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 20, 2017 01:30 PM (326rv)

303 Ever notice that a bald eagle isn't really bald?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 01:30 PM (7uYFy)

304 "Haughty British chick on a fox hunt whips the shit out of a leftist douchebag who grabbed the reins of her horse:"

Cue Jethro Tull's "Velvet Green"...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 20, 2017 01:31 PM (q29T2)

305 Skandia Recluse: "And he is wearing a heavy winter coat, so it didn't hurt all that much."

Yeah, she should've aimed for the eyes and ears. Still, shock value of a horsewoman striking the dude had some sort of effect. Dude must be thinking, "How dare she?! She's a lady!"

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 20, 2017 01:31 PM (H8S+R)

306
But.... to grab your wifes ass like that....WHILE YOU ARE THE ONE TAKING THE PICTURE????
Yeah... through a straw.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2017 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

Yeah but punch a senator and you'll be spending the next five years in a federal penitentiary as Rand Paul's attacker will soon find out. I think that's DC politicians feel free to do it.

Posted by: Audubon Society at November 20, 2017 01:31 PM (lKyWE)

307 These are the rules our Betters have sought to impose - make the bastards live by them.

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Better to make them die by them.-

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at November 20, 2017 01:31 PM (J/8zy)

308 Bing "National Eagle Repository"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 01:28 PM (5kNms)

Don Henley's drumsticks.

Glen Frey's plectrum.

Joe Walsh's half a refrigerator door covered in glue, macaroni, glitter, and plastic doll parts.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 20, 2017 01:32 PM (AURKQ)

309 I think I'm in love with her.

I think I am too but she wouldn't give me the time of day.

Tresspassing on private land, abuse of an animal, yeah whip the crap out of that turd. Guys should have yanked that stupid mask off.

Meanwhile, Talcum X has declared that "ungrateful" is the new n-word.

Except he didn't use "n-word"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 01:32 PM (39g3+)

310 "...before getting back to the job he was elected to do, which turns out to be groping."

You jest (kind of), but since Franken probably "won" thanks to disenfranchised felons, a number of whom likely committed sexual assault at one time or another themselves, the argument could be made that this is, in fact, the job he was elected to do.

Posted by: T at November 20, 2017 01:32 PM (X+HYk)

311 "303 Ever notice that a bald eagle isn't really bald?
Posted by: JoeF."

Why do people call it taking a dump. You're not taking it anywhere.

Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at November 20, 2017 01:33 PM (OD2ni)

312 And still - what little of this is leaking into the MSM coverage is "just one guy's problem" and never, ever anything "systemic".

Because shut up, serf, that's why.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2017 01:33 PM (NYS7S)

313 303 Ever notice that a bald eagle isn't really bald?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 01:30 PM (7uYFy)

Hold my firewater.

Posted by: Running Bear at November 20, 2017 01:33 PM (AURKQ)

314
Another Woman Accuses Al Franken of Groping Her, When He Was a Sitting Senator in 2010

IOW, still a comedian, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 20, 2017 01:33 PM (pNxlR)

315 Daily Mail Billy Jeff story.

http://tinyurl.com/ycc9adzt

Posted by: geoffb at November 20, 2017 01:33 PM (zOpu5)

316 She needs to replace that whip with a flail.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 20, 2017 01:33 PM (VpIIl)

317
Ever notice that a bald eagle isn't really bald?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 01:30 PM (7uYFy)

They're actually pretty mangy looking when they're young

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 20, 2017 01:34 PM (lKyWE)

318 Hard to imagine Franken didn't slap every SNL female intern's ass and call her sweetie when he asked them to go fetch him some coffee.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 01:34 PM (I/iGu)

319 She needs to replace that whip with a flail.
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Saber.

Posted by: simplemind at November 20, 2017 01:34 PM (i97Zw)

320 You get a titty twister, and you get a titty twister, and YOU get a titty twister...
Posted by: grOprah at November 20, 2017 01:14 PM

Only for bikers and truckers!

Posted by: Razor Charlie at November 20, 2017 01:34 PM (ctuyM)

321 Leave Franken alone. SHE HAS A GREAT ASS!!!!!

Posted by: Al Pacino at November 20, 2017 01:34 PM (OD2ni)

322 Daily Mail Billy Jeff story.

http://tinyurl.com/ycc9adzt
Posted by: geoffb at November 20, 2017 01:33 PM (zOpu5)

Yeah, but it's Ed Klein. He's our version of Gloria Allred.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 01:34 PM (7uYFy)

323 >>She needs to replace that whip with a flail.

Battle Mace

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2017 01:34 PM (U2qt5)

324

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

BILL WYNN JUST GRABBED MY ASS!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 20, 2017 01:35 PM (KnKUn)

325 "Hitting the head."

Really? With what?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 20, 2017 01:35 PM (VpIIl)

326 She cut a fine figure on that horse. I love watching equestrian shows..there is something beautiful about the way a good rider sits on a horse and that relationship.

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 01:35 PM (a0IVu)

327 She needs to replace that whip with a flail.
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Saber.
Posted by: simplemind

Cat o' nine tails.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 01:35 PM (5kNms)

328 Well,politicians have been molesting every one of us for years one way or another...

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2017 01:35 PM (LiyEm)

329 look at the violence inherent in the system - Turd getting hit by riding crop

Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2017 01:35 PM (gbWkA)

330 >>I think I'm in love with her.

The new "Sod-off, swampy!".

They're luck they didn't get kicked by that horse. hat would have been poetic justice.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

331 Franken said he did not remember taking the photo with Menz and that he felt "badly" that she felt disrespected.

Non-apology apology, that blames her for feeling disrespected. Man, they really parse their statements carefully, with their PR people, or damage control specialists.

Sounds like Franken is a total pig and misogynist. Guessing there is a lot of anger from women rejecting him in the past...maybe High School. And now he humiliates them.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is in double trouble bubble at November 20, 2017 01:36 PM (4Vu64)

332 Wow - just saw on Breitbart that the Saudi Grand Mufti has proclaimed that it is now forbidden to kill Jews, while Prime Minister of Lebanon who recently resigned, Hariri, has announced that he did so because the Saudi's had uncovered an assassination plot against him orchestrated by Iran, acting through Hezbollah.

These things are very related. And serious.

The Saudi's are now publicly signalling that they have entered into an open military alliance with Israel. The first target of this alliance is going to be Hezbollah in Lebanon, which means a major middle east war between Israel and Lebanon is about to break out. I don't say with the Pali's because they can be crushed so easily that they're not even worth mentioning. The Egyptians are on board with the Saudis, as are the Jordanians, so no problem there.

The real fireworks will start when Iran, objecting to the loss of its proxy forces, begins launching missiles aimed at both Jerusalem and Riyadh.

It all could happen very, very soon. We're on a countdown to detonation; all the pieces are in place.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2017 01:36 PM (k1TUh)

333 She cut a fine figure on that horse. I love watching equestrian shows..there is something beautiful about the way a good rider sits on a horse and that relationship.
Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 01:35 PM (a0IVu)
I know what you mean.

Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at November 20, 2017 01:36 PM (7uYFy)

334
look at the violence inherent in the system - Turd getting hit by riding crop
Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2017 01:35 PM (gbWkA)

They pay good money for that in Hollywood

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 20, 2017 01:36 PM (lKyWE)

335 "Yeah, but it's Ed Klein. He's our version of Gloria Allred.
Posted by: JoeF. "

Yup. Same as saying it was from Infowars or Gateway Pundit.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 20, 2017 01:37 PM (OD2ni)

336 They're luck they didn't get kicked by that horse. hat would have been poetic justice.
Posted by: Lizzy

The use of the proper shoe sounds just like a Ping driver off a human skull.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 01:37 PM (5kNms)

337 "The Tate-Labianca Murders? I have a different recollection of the event"-Charles Manson, failed mortician

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 20, 2017 01:37 PM (2X7pN)

338 The stories being written about how Franken is not the same as Moore are being pushed so hard they're going to break the space-time continuum

Posted by: Marcus T at November 20, 2017 01:37 PM (VpIIl)

339 15 Schnitzengropes are my limit

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 20, 2017 01:37 PM (gs8be)

340 They're luck they didn't get kicked by that horse. hat would have been poetic justice.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

I'm thinking otherwise on that...

Some eurocrat weenie would deem the animal a danger to society and have it destroyed if that had happened.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 20, 2017 01:37 PM (AURKQ)

341 But beating the crap out of someone seems excessive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 01:04 PM (39g3+)

Yeah, excessive is right. There was that incident a few decades ago when a drunken sleazeball at a party hit on my then-wife in front of me. I was something of a hothead back in the day. Charges were later dropped but I was looking at a whole world of legal trouble there for awhile.

Imagine what that legal trouble would look like for popping a senator.

Posted by: troyriser at November 20, 2017 01:37 PM (7IUXx)

342 The real fireworks will start when Iran, objecting to the loss of its
proxy forces, begins launching missiles aimed at both Jerusalem and
Riyadh.

It all could happen very, very soon. We're on a countdown to detonation; all the pieces are in place.
--

Trump Effect.

Posted by: Vyx at November 20, 2017 01:38 PM (aT+Bx)

343 Horsewoman will face charges. If she was hunting foxes, England is really against that now are are so politically correct that probably no hunting is encouraged.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2017 01:38 PM (8+Ozj)

344 Wow - just saw on Breitbart that the Saudi Grand Mufti has proclaimed that it is now forbidden to kill Jews.

Well, well. Turns out Islam is "flexible" after all.

Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at November 20, 2017 01:38 PM (7uYFy)

345 You do know he's not really apologizing at all with the "... he felt 'badly' that she felt disrespected?" You can feel *bad* (emotional) or you can feel *badly*, which is running your hand around... like groping. So yeah, he's telling you exactly what he did. Words have meaning.

Posted by: SkinnerVic at November 20, 2017 01:38 PM (nbwH3)

346 The real fireworks will start when Iran, objecting to the loss of its proxy forces, begins launching missiles aimed at both Jerusalem and Riyadh.

It all could happen very, very soon. We're on a countdown to detonation; all the pieces are in place.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2017 01:36 PM (k1TUh)

Trump's first foreign policy crisis. It will be interesting to see what method the left uses to interfere with him.

Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 20, 2017 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

347 327 She needs to replace that whip with a flail.
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Saber.
Posted by: simplemind

Cat o' nine tails.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 01:35 PM (5kNms)

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chainsaw bayonet

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 01:38 PM (vChNs)

348 The real fireworks will start when Iran, objecting to the loss of its proxy forces, begins launching missiles aimed at both Jerusalem and Riyadh.

It all could happen very, very soon. We're on a countdown to detonation; all the pieces are in place.
Posted by: Tom Servo

More than ten miles away, so....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 01:38 PM (5kNms)

349 Do you think she would beat me with that whip for $100.00?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 20, 2017 01:38 PM (VpIIl)

350 Back in 1996, Don Imus delivered an infamous comedy routine at the White House Correspondents dinner. It was panned by nearly everyone as crossing a line in what he said about sitting President Bill.

But the real reason for the outrage is that he went on to hit TV news talking heads. Here's an example:

"And then there's Peter Jennings who, we are told, more Americans get their news from than anyone else. And a man who freely admits that he cannot resist women. So, I'm thinking, 'There's Peter Jennings, sitting there each evening, elegant, erudite and refined, and I'm wondering, what's under his desk? I mean, besides an intern?'"

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 20, 2017 01:39 PM (cAXIk)

351 They're actually pretty mangy looking when they're young

Most birds look like death as a hatchling.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2017 01:39 PM (zGsgt)

352 After reading Howard Fineman's Twitter defense of Franken again, I think it's legit to start asking questions about how many women's asses he's slapped and grabbed over the years too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 20, 2017 01:39 PM (I/iGu)

353 London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.

London Bridge is falling down, by women's asses.

Posted by: Sponge at November 20, 2017 01:39 PM (Pi667)

354 They're luck they didn't get kicked by that horse. hat would have been poetic justice.

Well trained horse ridden by an expert. She was in control the whole time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 01:39 PM (39g3+)

355
We're on a countdown to detonation; all the pieces are in place.

Posted by: Tom Servo
_____________________

Nobody cares about that. Bill Wynn just grabbed my ass!! That's what's important,, try to keep up....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 20, 2017 01:40 PM (0mskG)

356 >>333 She cut a fine figure on that horse. I love watching equestrian shows..there is something beautiful about the way a good rider sits on a horse and that relationship. Posted by: IC at November 20, 2017 01:35 PM (a0IVu)

Yep. And you gotta love the way she just leans over, gets up in her irons and really starts to get into it, just frailing the shit out of that serf's head.

When Zod is emperor, cavalry beatings of the peasantry will be unremarkable.

Posted by: Zod at November 20, 2017 01:40 PM (Bdeb0)

357 Who hasn't been groped a little bit. My dental hygienist rubbed her boobies on me while polishing my....teeth. I was traumatized. I thought she was going to rape me. I haven't heard about her running for higher office, so I haven't said anything.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2017 01:40 PM (BoMuO)

358 326 She cut a fine figure on that horse. I love watching equestrian shows..there is something beautiful about the way a good rider sits on a horse and that relationship.
Posted by: IC

...There is something beautiful about the way a good rider whips the living shit out of any commie fuckwad who gets anywhere near her steed.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2017 01:41 PM (42M22)

359 I think a military alliance between Israel and Saudi Arabia makes sense given how both are threatened by Shia Iran.
Still, I hate to see Lebanon get torn to pieces again because of Hezbollah. For some reason, The Maronites are allied with them and it looks like the Christian population in Lebanon is going to get further decimated....

Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at November 20, 2017 01:41 PM (7uYFy)

360 If she was hunting foxes, England is really against that now

I think its still legal on private land with private animals. But I'm not sure.

i think Fox hunting is a crappy thing to do, but also none of my damn business. Also, awfully hard to prove.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2017 01:41 PM (39g3+)

361 347 327 She needs to replace that whip with a flail.
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Saber.
Posted by: simplemind

Cat o' nine tails.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 01:35 PM (5kNms)

chainsaw bayonet
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2017 01:38 PM (vChNs)

Peasant child.

Posted by: Zod at November 20, 2017 01:41 PM (Bdeb0)

362 >>Well trained horse ridden by an expert. She was in control the whole time.

If a horse wants to kick, it will kick no matter who is riding it. And often the most highly trained and athletic are the most active kickers.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2017 01:41 PM (/tuJf)

363 Yep. And you gotta love the way she just leans over, gets up in her irons and really starts to get into it, just frailing the shit out of that serf's head.

"I SAID NO WIRE COAT HANGERS!"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2017 01:41 PM (5kNms)

364 Moore should thank his lucky stars Franken's past came out.

I'd love to see some new polling in that race, my guess is enough people in Alabama will figure out it makes no sense to just elect a Democrat like Franken to punish Moore.

Posted by: Grande at November 20, 2017 01:42 PM (uc45P)

365 It all could happen very, very soon. We're on a countdown to detonation; all the pieces are in place.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2017 01:36 PM

I have too many Arab Christian friends with family still in Lebanon and "Palestine". This does not bode well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2017 01:42 PM (p+Wdc)

366 Al Franken, Senator by the grace of the felon vote.

Those hands are made for groping, and that's what he's gonna do, and one of these days those hands are gonna grope all over you.

Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2017 01:42 PM (Pqytn)

367 NOOD. Swamp things.

Posted by: johnd01 at November 20, 2017 01:42 PM (ukNFU)

368 Could we please quit talking about this? It's in the past, and anyway, he's apologized.

It's time to move on. We need to be discussing all the horrible things that imposter in the White House is doing, while not forgetting all the light that our beloved lightbringing President Obama brought to us in his regrettably all-to-brief time as the World's Commander-In-Chief!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro VT at November 20, 2017 01:43 PM (ctuyM)

369 Ever notice that a bald eagle isn't really bald?
Posted by: JoeF."

Why do people call it taking a dump. You're not taking it anywhere.
Posted by: Zombie George Carlin
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There are no gentlemen in a Gentlemen's Club.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2017 01:43 PM (tr2D7)

370 "Imagine what that legal trouble would look like for popping a senator.

Posted by: troyriser at November 20, 2017 01:37 PM (7IUXx)"
Imagine the time he would be doing and the lack of any career options after you commit felony sexual assault.I'll take my chances that defending against that attack will at most get me a misdemeanor.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 20, 2017 01:43 PM (VpIIl)

371 Now the left on left circular firing squad is going after Lena Dunham for being a "hipster Racist." Delicious!!!

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 20, 2017 01:43 PM (OD2ni)

372 >>359 I think a military alliance between Israel and Saudi Arabia makes sense given how both are threatened by Shia Iran. Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at November 20, 2017 01:41 PM (7uYFy)

Hmm...I hear ya, but I don't think I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down...

Posted by: The rest of the goatfuck Islamic world at November 20, 2017 01:44 PM (Bdeb0)

373 332 Wow - just saw on Breitbart that the Saudi Grand Mufti has proclaimed that it is now forbidden to kill Jews, while Prime Minister of Lebanon who recently resigned, Hariri, has announced that he did so because the Saudi's had uncovered an assassination plot against him orchestrated by Iran, acting through Hezbollah.

These things are very related. And serious.

The Saudi's are now publicly signalling that they have entered into an open military alliance with Israel. The first target of this alliance is going to be Hezbollah in Lebanon, which means a major middle east war between Israel and Lebanon is about to break out. I don't say with the Pali's because they can be crushed so easily that they're not even worth mentioning. The Egyptians are on board with the Saudis, as are the Jordanians, so no problem there.

The real fireworks will start when Iran, objecting to the loss of its proxy forces, begins launching missiles aimed at both Jerusalem and Riyadh.

It all could happen very, very soon. We're on a countdown to detonation; all the pieces are in place.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2017 01:36 PM (k1TUh)

Follow Thomas Wictor on Twitter
He says that they gave Isreal a blank check on developing weapons, He has some good Theories about what will happen and that Lebanon has already thrown in with Gulf Coast Countries.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2017 01:44 PM (dKiJG)

374 The increasingly riled up woman eventually moves away from the group as a hunt steward shouts "get off the f****** horse, don't grab f****** horses".

In response the saboteurs say: "Don't charge horses into people. You cannot ride people down."
...
A spokeswoman for the East Sussex and Romney Marsh Hunt said: "The East Sussex and Romney Marsh Hunt does not condone any form of violence even when faced with extreme provocation, personal harassment and other offences.

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What about violence for the sake of self defense? If they were trying to get her thrown off her horse, I think she has every right to charge right through them in order to get to safety. All they have to do to be safe is to leave her alone.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2017 01:44 PM (/qEW2)

375 There are no gentlemen in a Gentlemen's Club.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2017 01:43 PM (tr2D7)

But there are plenty of "clubs' in there....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 01:44 PM (7uYFy)

376
37 The Minnesota State Fair. A hotbed of sexuality and debauchery.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2017 12:52 PM (u4hX2)

It's the corn dogs that encourage it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 20, 2017 01:44 PM (pNxlR)

377 Listen up, you useless hobbitses! Al Franken is innocent BECAUSE HE'S A SENATOR! Do you really think The Rules apply to us? What kind of special idiots are you? Once you're in, you're in. Period End of discussion. We really don't care what you did, to who, or with who.

We tolerate your useless presence, you should be grateful.

Try to do something about it, and let's see how that goes.

Posted by: The US Senate at November 20, 2017 01:44 PM (PeKpj)

378 "Haughty British chick on a fox hunt whips the shit out of a leftist douchebag who grabbed the reins of her horse"

It didn't look like it hurt enough. It would have been better to see him get stomped by the horse.

Posted by: Chris M at November 20, 2017 01:45 PM (eAZVt)

379 If you've ever been thrown from a horse, you realize it can be very dangerous and that anyone grabbing the reins is placing you in extreme danger.

She didn't beat him hard enough.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 20, 2017 01:45 PM (VpIIl)

380 >>The real fireworks will start when Iran, objecting to the loss of its
proxy forces, begins launching missiles aimed at both Jerusalem and
Riyadh.

Iran also objects to Saudi control of Mecca, too, right?
And Obama and his crew of idiots like Ben Rhodes want us to side with **Iran**.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 01:45 PM (W+vEI)

381 349 Do you think she would beat me with that whip for $100.00?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 20, 2017 01:38 PM (VpIIl)

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Perhaps, but there is a difference between enthusiasm and skill. And skill costs...more

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 20, 2017 01:45 PM (vChNs)

382 >>The Minnesota State Fair. A hotbed of sexuality and debauchery.

Where one can get anything 'on a stick'!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 01:46 PM (W+vEI)

383 "I have too many Arab Christian friends with family still in Lebanon and "Palestine". This does not bode well."

I remember at an Arab Christian conference a while back, Ted Cruz caused some outrage when he said from the podium, "If you (meaning Arab Christians) don't stand with Israel, we won't stand with you."

They don't want to hear that, but they've been trying to buy favor with the Muslim overlords for years by trying to show them that they can hate Jews, too. It isn't going to work - if that's the path they choose, then they have chosen the path of death.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2017 01:47 PM (k1TUh)

384 it would have made a better FB picture if the woman had backed off and slapped Frankencreeper in the face good and hard.

But regardless of her response, Franken is still the molester creeper, and obviously feels entitled. He worked at belittling the other woman that rejected his tongue in her mouth (which itself was after he kept demanding they 'practice' the kiss). His hurt ego demands punishment for rejecting his unwanted gropes.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 20, 2017 01:47 PM (/aIFg)

385 The Palestinians are going to go bonkers.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 01:47 PM (7uYFy)

386 Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner has to be feeling like a chump. He didn't touch anyone(that we no of) and he's cooling his pecker in prison.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 20, 2017 01:48 PM (2X7pN)

387 damn, know of not no of!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at November 20, 2017 01:48 PM (2X7pN)

388 You cannot grab and spook a horse like that...he put everyone in danger.

I'm sick of these protesters destroying property, beating people, etc., and getting away with it.

Or Senators groping people and getting away with it.

Did the details on the slush fund for Congress get published yet?

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is in double trouble bubble at November 20, 2017 01:49 PM (4Vu64)

389 "Iran also objects to Saudi control of Mecca, too, right?
And Obama and his crew of idiots like Ben Rhodes want us to side with **Iran**.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2017 01:45 PM (W+vEI)"

----------

Is there any way that they can both lose?

Hat tip to Kissinger.

Posted by: Decaf at November 20, 2017 01:49 PM (te/Nx)

390 According to Drudge, Judge Jeanine Pirro was clocked doing 119 mph.
I could totally see that....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 01:50 PM (7uYFy)

391 Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner has to be feeling like a chump. He didn't touch anyone(that we no of) and he's cooling his pecker in prison.

I read he wants pen pals in prison. Might as well establish connections with women he can text his junk to once he gets out.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is in double trouble bubble at November 20, 2017 01:50 PM (4Vu64)

392 Tom Servo's got the got the line-up and dynamics right (Iran vs. Iz'rl and the Sunni Arab bigs of Egypt, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, with Tehran's proxy Hezbollah as the flashpoint). Not sure it will go splodey soon.

Recall Syria's regime is important to the world only as a proxy for Iran. Which was the reason it has been opposed by us, and Israel, and then the other Sunni Arab states. Right now it look as though that regime has weathered the storm.

If Damascus were about to fall (to any new alignment, doesn't matter, so long as the Iran tie were cut), THEN Tehran would have reason to push the panic button. Doesn't look like that now. And Russia would of course prefer its decades-long partners in Damascus to remain in power, but has little sway over Tehran when it comes to the biggest questions, like the big proxy war with Israel via Hezbollah. Moscow probably cannot veto any Tehran-based decision WRT to that big proxy war, even though they'd have no interest in seeing it happen.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 20, 2017 01:50 PM (QDnY+)

393 i wanted to be able to savor Thrush.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2017 12:56 PM
+++

Thanks. That presshole deserves your undivided attention in due course.

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at November 20, 2017 01:52 PM (g1MTt)

394 Trump is totally upending the status quo

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 01:54 PM (7uYFy)

395 This Israel-Saudi alliance is a feather in Jared Kushner's cap, no?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2017 01:55 PM (7uYFy)

396
46 Again - I really really hope Al Frankenstein stays put in his US Senate seat. The left sees a two-fer in getting Al out, they give the seat to the second ever AA/muslim US Senator (Barky being the first), and they'll use that to hammer Roy Moore.

Posted by: Boots at November 20, 2017 12:53 PM (EBwPV)

Yep.

I've thought about sending Franken an email "Don't resign, Al. Stay and FIGHT!!"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 20, 2017 01:58 PM (ZM2xo)

397 "Al Franken and Tom Davis used to do a "sketch" where they'd invite two pretty young girls to the stage and slow-dance "

This happened to my sister. Not. Kidding.

Posted by: Sid Vicious at November 20, 2017 01:59 PM (xYNyF)

398 I won my seat with votes found in a trunk. Now I'm just keeping a hands on approach to junk in the trunk.

Posted by: Al Franken at November 20, 2017 02:00 PM (VDQek)

399 Don't forget Mel Tillis. 85 years old.
Blow it out with a hose.

Posted by: Glenn John at November 20, 2017 02:01 PM (LilNs)

400 Is it anti-semitic to notice and point out that the loose Jewish correlation continues apace?

Posted by: Random Thought Generator at November 20, 2017 02:02 PM (iOKfQ)

401 383 "I have too many Arab Christian friends with family still in Lebanon and "Palestine". This does not bode well."

I remember at an Arab Christian conference a while back, Ted Cruz caused some outrage when he said from the podium, "If you (meaning Arab Christians) don't stand with Israel, we won't stand with you."

They don't want to hear that, but they've been trying to buy favor with the Muslim overlords for years by trying to show them that they can hate Jews, too. It isn't going to work - if that's the path they choose, then they have chosen the path of death.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2017 01:47 PM (k1TUh)

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They have a history of picking the wrong side: First is was Marxism, then Arab Nationalism, now its the Hezbos and Syria. It's brain dead of them to support Aoun's FPM and not the Phalange but it fits with their track record of making foolish alliances.

Posted by: Jackal at November 20, 2017 02:05 PM (pFKqv)

402 119 are there no Alpha male husbands anymore that would stomp the shit out of anybody grabbing their wifes ass??

I dunno as that rises to a complete ass kicking. Knock them down and say "never do that again" sure, even wife slaps the smug grin off his mug. But beating the crap out of someone seems excessive.

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We're talking about not beating the crap out of a politician?
Were this still America there would be hordes ready to leap at the chance.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at November 20, 2017 02:12 PM (J/8zy)

403 Al Franken......More fun than a Tony Weiner!!!!!

Posted by: KIM at November 20, 2017 02:20 PM (lMn1U)

404 How could Al Franken grope when he WAS SITTING!!!

Posted by: looney left at November 20, 2017 03:09 PM (pEQ0S)

405 Why should he resign? Clinton did more and clung to office like an Arkansas tick on a mutt's ear and the compliant media rolled over for him. Even a number of our vocal "feminists" don't want him out for fear that what replaces him may not be as reliable a shill for the prog agenda. Although Keith Ellison is being floated for his position - which means _he would be in for all eternity ...

Posted by: Coelacanth at November 20, 2017 05:07 PM (E+kvt)

406 The important follow up question no one is asking about Charlie Rose is: Is it true you called your penis "General Jaqueminot" and used the line "you're so beautiful you've got "General Jaqueminot" in full bloom?

For the less cultured Morons amongst us "General Jaqueminot" is a type of hybrid perpetual rose.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at November 20, 2017 06:00 PM (5pTgP)

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