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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/22/17) Thanksgiving Eve Edition
October 3, 1863 By the President of the United States of America. A Proclamation. The year that is drawing towards its close, has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added, which are of so extraordinary a nature, that they cannot fail to penetrate and soften even the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever watchful providence of Almighty God. In the midst of a civil war of unequalled magnitude and severity, which has sometimes seemed to foreign States to invite and to provoke their aggression, peace has been preserved with all nations, order has been maintained, the laws have been respected and obeyed, and harmony has prevailed everywhere except in the theatre of military conflict; while that theatre has been greatly contracted by the advancing armies and navies of the Union. Needful diversions of wealth and of strength from the fields of peaceful industry to the national defence, have not arrested the plough, the shuttle or the ship; the axe has enlarged the borders of our settlements, and the mines, as well of iron and coal as of the precious metals, have yielded even more abundantly than heretofore. Population has steadily increased, notwithstanding the waste that has been made in the camp, the siege and the battle-field; and the country, rejoicing in the consciousness of augmented strength and vigor, is permitted to expect continuance of years with large increase of freedom. No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy. It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and one voice by the whole American People. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to His tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty Hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquillity and Union. In testimony whereof, I have hereunto set my hand and caused the Seal of the United States to be affixed. Done at the City of Washington, this Third day of October, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, and of the Independence of the United States the Eighty-eighth. By the President: Abraham Lincoln William H. Seward,
Secretary of State
The true story of Thanksgiving.
Don't have time to watch the entire episode?
In case you wanted to drop a turkey or two out of a plane. It's legal for now.
The annual, reasonably disgraceful tradition of an “anonymous” pilot dropping live turkeys from hundreds of feet in the air in Yellville, Arkansas, continued this fall, with several birds dropped on Oct. 14. The FAA said then they were looking into it, but it conceded to HuffPost on Saturday that there was nothing they could do to stop it. Officials say the event, which is known locally as the “turkey drop,” is out of their control, because the pilot doesn’t appear to be breaking any state or local laws. The FAA told HuffPost they examined their own statutes relating to the matter and came to the same conclusion.Types.
Deletes. Never mind.
Whether you love them or want to eradicate them from the Earth, you'll probably see green beans on your Thanksgiving table this year. And since you can't avoid them, you may as well impress your relatives with this fun bean fact: the green bean is actually not a vegetable, but a fruit. At least to a botanist, anyway.As long as they have Campbell's Golden Mushroom Soup and a boat load of French's French Fried Onions on them I really don't care.
Are you entertaining tomorrow? Are you feeding the gang turkey? How to carve that bird.
4. Donate a Testicle. The payout for this is $35,000 On a episode of “Extreme Cheapskates “a Las Vegas man figured out a way to make some money by signing up for medical trials. He saved himself more than $750. That inspired him to take it one step further. Most recently he also agreed to donate one of his testicles. But they didn’t just leave him hanging. They replaced it with an artificial one and paid him $35,000. It was reported that he used the money to purchase a Nissan 370 Z.
Roger Goodell and The JEF need not apply.
Thanksgiving do's and don'ts.
1950, Born on this day, Tina Weymouth, bass, Talking Heads, (1983 US No.9 single 'Burning Down The House', 1985 UK No.6 single 'Road To Nowhere'), Tom Tom Club, (1981 UK No.7 single 'Wordy Rappinghood'). via thisdayinmusic.com
There's no place like home. Right Toto?
Thanksgiving and other holiday dinners often include alcohol. How to set the mood.
The desired mood of your Thanksgiving meal should determine what type of alcohol you serve: red wine for a sleepy, relaxed atmosphere or spirits for a sexy, confident air. That's the conclusion of a new survey analyzing how different types of alcohol make people feel. The reasons behind the feelings aren't fully understood, but researchers say there are clear trends in the emotions certain alcoholic beverages brought out in 30,000 people, aged 18 to 34, from 21 countries. For example, more than 60% said red wine made them feel sleepy, while 53% said it made them feel relaxed, reports the Guardian. Similarly, nearly 60% of participants said spirits made them feel confident and energetic, while 42% said spirits made them feel sexy.Let me guess, puking up a 12 pack on your host's shoes is not a good idea?
Do you have a nap planned for tomorrow? Don't blame it on the turkey.
Here’s the lowdown: turkey contains the amino acid L-tryptophan, which produces sleep-promoting serotonin and melatonin. But turkey has about the same amount of tryptophan as other meats. It may even have a built-in secret weapon against sleepiness: an abundance of protein, which can regulate insulin levels and actually combat fatigue. So don’t blame the turkey for your tiredness; the heavy load of carbs that made up the rest of the meal are likely the culprits. Here’s what turkey really does to your body.
The ONT always pulling for you. How to win the wishbone wish.
Having guests over for the big weekend? A little advice for you breakfast good shoppers. Use a cart when carrying those cinnamon rolls.
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Where we are always thankful for you and your patronage. Good night.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2017 10:03 PM (JfTed)
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Posted by: Axeman at November 22, 2017 10:09 PM (JhE5a)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 22, 2017 10:10 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 22, 2017 10:11 PM (pvjTE)
Yeah, Abe. Too bad it was the wrong kind of population increase.
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 22, 2017 10:12 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 10:13 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 10:13 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 22, 2017 10:13 PM (+ldAm)
Shenanigans indeed. Mr. bluebell better not try anything like that anytime soon. He doesn't know about my shiv.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:14 PM (UoSKV)
Thanks Grammie, now keep 'er movin'
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:14 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:14 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2017 10:15 PM (Ri/rl)
Shenanigans indeed. Mr. bluebell better not try anything like that anytime soon. He doesn't know about my shiv.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:14 PM (UoSKV)
Better be a big shiv after using him for a lab test animal with that cookbook of yours and double oven
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:15 PM (3/sUh)
I will not eat them.
You wouldn't either.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 10:16 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 10:16 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:16 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:16 PM (UoSKV)
couple of fish and a loaf or two of bread and see what happens
Posted by: JC & The 12 Apostles at November 22, 2017 10:17 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:16 PM (UoSKV)
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This is why God gifted me with grandchildren.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 10:18 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:15 PM (3/sUh)
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Hey, he enjoys everything that comes out of that double oven - I hear no complaints! That may or may not have anything to do with the fact that he can't cook. At all. Well, he can make toast.
Good thing he didn't marry grammie winger. They'd both starve to death.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:18 PM (UoSKV)
I can't even get drunk there. I should have followed my sister's ex-husband's advice and volunteered at the mission.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 10:19 PM (2K6fY)
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Miracles. Miracles everywhere you look.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 10:19 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 22, 2017 10:19 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 22, 2017 10:19 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 10:19 PM (2K6fY)
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You get drunk *before* going to...what was it, Cracker Barrel?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 22, 2017 10:19 PM (qJtVm)
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Arkansas has no laws on the books regarding cruelty to animals? I would think that dropping semi-flightless birds from a plane, where 2 out of the 12 dies on impact with the water, would constitute cruelty.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 22, 2017 10:20 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:18 PM (UoSKV)
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Oh you can't even imagine how many ways you can get yourself fed with a wink and a smile.
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 10:20 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Hypocrite Chapter at November 22, 2017 10:20 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2017 10:21 PM (oPNmq)
Not that gravity hasn't caused me a few problems over the years. Still, thankful.
Posted by: mindful webworker, struggling for thankfulness at November 22, 2017 10:21 PM (NU2/k)
Shane, you big dumb blond bastard, WTF were you thinking?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 22, 2017 10:21 PM (ep7aA)
Posted by: Charlie Rose at November 22, 2017 10:21 PM (+0jcH)
217 Everything they do is for looks....well, he's dead now so.(I told this story on here....this was the neighbor that was murdered by his gay lover about a year ago.)
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WUT
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 09:56 PM (UoSKV)
Were you absent that day?
They had split up because he finally came out of the closet. (First thing I said to my husband the day we met them was 'That guy is gay'.) This guy was really wealthy. Owns the Hampton Inn and Holiday Inn here in this town...along with various other hotels around the midwest, apartment buildings and a couple of restaurants.
Anywho...his gay lover asked him to meet him at a seedy hotel down the hwy from here. He did and it was either outright murder or sexual asphyxiation gone wrong.
So the lover calls a friend to ask him to 'help him with something' and goes to pick up the friend. While driving back to the seedy hotel he tells the friend he killed, let's call him 'Mike'. They go to the store and get tarps and cleaning supplies. Go to the apt. Mike was living in and take all his watches and some credit cards that were there. Go back to the seedy hotel and wrap 'Mike's' body in the tarp and put in back of Mike's Porsche SUV. While driving around trying to decide where they're going to hide the body, a cop pulls up behind them for something like a tail light being out. They proceed to tear ass down the hwy., get off on an exit, drive through someone's yard, through a fence and hit a tree. The two get out and run. 'Friend' was caught right away. Cop took him back to the car and went to look in the SUV...'Mike's' body was wrapped in a tarp in the back.
Took the cops a couple more hours to find the other guy.
Still both in prison awaiting trial...although the killer did try to escape prison by diggin with.a.spoon.
Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:21 PM (Enq6K)
doubt you could eat the bird afterward though.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 22, 2017 10:22 PM (ep7aA)
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 10:20 PM (lwiT4)
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I hope you like toast.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:22 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Les Nessman, Reporter at November 22, 2017 10:23 PM (NU2/k)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 10:23 PM (2K6fY)
Here's the agenda: http://tinyurl.com/yczl6ekc
Guests included: George Soros, Van Jones, NARAL and Planned Parenthood.
I was disappointed NAMBLA wasn't listed.
Posted by: Vyx at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2017 10:21 PM (oPNmq)
You're welcome Happy TG to you.
I was wondering if we could drop politicians out of the plane, its difficult to soar like eagles when you are governed by turkeys
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (3/sUh)
I have learned my lesson and I will never play hooky again.
That is a wild story. The kind that if I saw it in a movie, I'd say yeah, that could never happen in real life.
Wow.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 10:25 PM (myWJh)
I will not eat them.
You wouldn't either.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Uhh. . . one summer at a slaughterhouse here.
You don't want to know.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2017 10:25 PM (tr2D7)
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These are the best types of "studies". Instead of having to pay volunteers, they can charge them and recoup expenses.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 10:25 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 10:20 PM (lwiT4)
So Catholic girls aren't the only ones who like to have fun?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:26 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2017 10:26 PM (kufk0)
It makes me happy, too, so there's that.
Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 10:26 PM (myWJh)
the plane, its difficult to soar like eagles when you are governed by
turkeys
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (3/sUh)
I would be 100% behind that. Maybe they could fit the turkeys with little parachutes to better their odds of surviving the drop?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2017 10:26 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 10:26 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 22, 2017 10:19 PM (qJtVm)
Unfortunately I'm driving myself there and back.
Teetotalers. Everyone in my family that lost everything was because of the bottle.
Her family doesn't have that excuse.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 10:27 PM (2K6fY)
Dayum girl, hope somebody kicks in some assistance.
Happy TG
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:28 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2017 10:28 PM (oPNmq)
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Edmund Dantes laughs at him.
Posted by: junior at November 22, 2017 10:28 PM (d09oZ)
88?
Thanksgiving is a nazi skinhead supramacist celebration!! Burn it all!!
Posted by: typical woke liberal asshat at November 22, 2017 10:28 PM (XQvuQ)
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The press is insisting that they're plastic.
Posted by: junior at November 22, 2017 10:29 PM (d09oZ)
http://tinyurl.com/mxc7hpj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 10:22 PM (5OO3x)
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Mike Hammer, I'm listening to this and loving it! She has a darling accent. And she speaks the truth.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:29 PM (UoSKV)
Out of two dinners tomorrow, the one I'm happiest about is the one at this new Oxford House I helped put together. 5 guys and their guests/ family / kids having turkey dinner together. and I'm invited too.
Posted by: booknlass
I know that sometimes days and remembering can be hard. The older we get, the more we sometimes seem to carry with us. Sometimes we would like to put it all down. The best friend I ever had or will likely ever have died just last year at this time from a heart attack. Remembering is hard.
I hope you have a happy day tomorrow. You have not been forgotten.
Vaya con Dios.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 22, 2017 10:30 PM (S6Pax)
Wow.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (UoSKV)
The wife was at the airport in St. Louis when the cops called her.
I happened to be outside with my dogs when the youngest child (about 9) was brought home from where ever he was. He went in the house, came back out a few minutes later. Jumped on his bike and just road around and around their property. There was a male friend of maybe his grandfather out there just watching him. It was so sad.
Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:30 PM (Enq6K)
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we only eat fresh, or fresh frozen...
no canned veggies at this house.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 22, 2017 10:31 PM (ep7aA)
Posted by: JTB at November 22, 2017 10:31 PM (V+03K)
My sister, I learned, is making *three* pies. Only one of them is pumpkin.
There will be ten of us.
I think we've got desert pretty well covered.
Posted by: junior at November 22, 2017 10:31 PM (d09oZ)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 22, 2017 10:32 PM (6FqZa)
It makes me happy, too, so there's that.
Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 10:26 PM (myWJh)
I can't drink white, gives me a headache. Sulfites.
Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:32 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Vyx at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (aT+Bx)
Couldn't get the agenda to open - "document not publicly available"...Perhaps one of NAMBLA's front organisations is there: GLSEN, GLAAD, PFLAG, AFT, etc....
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 22, 2017 10:32 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Picard at November 22, 2017 10:34 PM (Tyii7)
It's a cheap high.
Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 10:34 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 22, 2017 10:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2017 10:35 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:30 PM (Enq6K)
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Oh my gosh. That poor little boy. I just can't even imagine for one second what he must have felt. I hope he's doing okay. I don't know how you recover from all that.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:35 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Corona at November 22, 2017 10:37 PM (88+VL)
Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 22, 2017 10:09 PM (VJBq9)
Repost cuz I barely made it in the last thread.
Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 22, 2017 10:37 PM (VJBq9)
No female juror would convict that woman if she bludgeoned her husband.
Posted by: mpfs at November 22, 2017 10:37 PM (j35BV)
Posted by: Flasback story at November 22, 2017 10:38 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2017 10:39 PM (Oj1RP)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 22, 2017 10:32 PM (e9G8E)
Funny way to spell pedophile
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:39 PM (3/sUh)
It's a cheap high.
Posted by: ALH
Pinot is very young wine, with not a whole lot of flavor.
I have a carboard box of Cabernet Sauvignon in the fridge, and thinking about drinking it now, and getting a big ONT buzz on.
Maybe get out some of the frozen shrimp I bought and party like it's 1999.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 22, 2017 10:40 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 22, 2017 10:40 PM (e9G8E)
You're somebody.
We enjoy commenters and our lurkers.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:40 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 10:40 PM (BoMuO)
And it's scarcely more than an hour away from me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2017 10:40 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 10:41 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: rickl at November 22, 2017 10:41 PM (sdi6R)
The plane wasn't that high - clearly there was no danger the turkeys could get sucked into a jet's engine. Also, would you rather live in a country where people are free to carry on this harmless tradition? This reminds me of the story about the Canadian man who was banned for life from attending hockey games simply because he continued a time honored tradition (I think also ~50 years) of throwing an octopus onto the rink.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 10:41 PM (/qEW2)
What a great novelty song.
Posted by: navybrat at November 22, 2017 10:42 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Usntakim at November 22, 2017 10:42 PM (pc7Zc)
http://tinyurl.com/mxc7hpj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 10:22 PM (5OO3x)
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Mike Hammer, I'm listening to this and loving it! She has a darling accent. And she speaks the truth.
Posted by: bluebell
She is just adorable!
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2017 10:42 PM (Ix4M6)
All prep work for tomorrow has been finished.
Thank you to Ace and the wonderful cobs for all you do for us, your adoring Horde.
My blessings have been manifest, my burdens small in the grand scheme of things so for that, I am thankful. I wish peace and happiness to all.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 22, 2017 10:43 PM (tr2D7)
Spending it at a friends. His mom will be there. 92
What kind of gal?
Still lives on the farm. Dad ( True North Old Martjn and a Mandolin on utube ) passed some years back.
Anyway, got irritated the sons wouldn't buy her some cattle spring of 2016... so she bought 3 mules.
Yep, named em Gary, Rick and Randy,,, after her sons.
Posted by: teej at November 22, 2017 10:43 PM (RQEuo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 10:22 PM (5OO3x)
That was funny.
Great story teller.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:43 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 22, 2017 10:43 PM (e9G8E)
You'll make a great MIL. You are courageous and beautiful.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 10:44 PM (BoMuO)
You understand what the anniversary of 'thanksgivings past' can bring.
God be with you, as you hopefully savor the fragrance of memories of that great good friendship you experienced, and may you meet again someday!
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 10:44 PM (9mZIr)
Mis Hum, I just want to THANK YOU for the awesome threads you put together here! You, CBD, JJ, Weirddave all have done excellent work since you all started posting here.
And Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:44 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: grammie winger - thankful at November 22, 2017 10:20 PM (lwiT4)
So Catholic girls aren't the only ones who like to have fun?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:26 PM (3/sUh)
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I thought Catholic girls were the one who needed to be coaxed?
https://youtu.be/kMdOsk3fVAE
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 22, 2017 10:45 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 22, 2017 10:46 PM (yJ1e6)
https://youtu.be/kMdOsk3fVAE
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 22, 2017 10:45 PM (pvjTE)Not all of 'em.....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2017 10:47 PM (JfTed)
My SiL cannot enjoy T-Day either. Her father died on T-Day many years ago in a freak chainsaw accident. Yikes. Hope you are not her.
Posted by: JAS at November 22, 2017 10:47 PM (Oj1RP)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2017 10:47 PM (JfTed)
It was really moist and delicious. I'm not a big turkey eater, but that was pretty good as I recall.
I like steak better, but it's not traditional for Thanksgiving.
Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 10:48 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: Kindltot
Maybe you're not trying hard enough.
Smuggle in a flask.....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 22, 2017 10:50 PM (S6Pax)
Good night, and happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 22, 2017 10:51 PM (BoMuO)
with love
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 10:52 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:52 PM (Enq6K)
So.. tonight I made a whole pan of turkey necks just for me and my wife.. OMG were they good! 3 hours in a 350 degree oven with only salt/pepper and butter.. dayumn good! For those of you who have never partaken in turkey necks.. you must some day try them..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 22, 2017 10:52 PM (5tSKk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2017 10:53 PM (eMKNe)
No female juror would convict that woman if she bludgeoned her husband.
Posted by: mpfs at November 22, 2017 10:37 PM (j35BV)
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Avoirdupois defense
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 10:53 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2017 10:53 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 10:53 PM (2K6fY)
https://youtu.be/kMdOsk3fVAE
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November
coaxed? they are the ones that need to be reined in. There is a reason they have confession.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2017 10:55 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2017 10:53 PM (eMKNe)
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*peers over specs*
Meh.
*returns to dusty ledger*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 10:55 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 22, 2017 10:55 PM (5tSKk)
Posted by: IC at November 22, 2017 10:55 PM (gcme+)
MisHum, I am thankful for you and all you do for us, even if I can't comment on all of your many threads. Thank you.
'Rons and 'ettes, I am thankful for all of you, the ones who comment and the ones who don't. It's nice to know that there are other people who think like I do.
And Ace, I doubt you're here, but for the record - thank you for the gift of the HQ.
And above all, thanks be to God, for giving us life and our great country. May God continue to bless us all.
Posted by: bluebell at November 22, 2017 10:55 PM (UoSKV)
Thank you Tami,
Happy TG to you and your family
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:55 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2017 10:55 PM (kufk0)
Out of two dinners tomorrow, the one I'm happiest about is the one at this new Oxford House I helped put together. 5 guys and their guests/ family / kids having turkey dinner together. and I'm invited too."
Posted by: booknlass
It sounds like an honor, and a memorable Thanksgiving, booknlass. Here's to hoping you'll have a blast.
Posted by: fly gal at November 22, 2017 10:56 PM (4AzrV)
my wonderful father is already gone, and he went early. of course you think of the ones that are gone.
But it will be just fine fine fine. Because God is great, and I'm really lucky. I'm grateful to have found the HQ
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 10:56 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 22, 2017 10:56 PM (JNqRY)
They may think that are teaching us lessons with SJW tranny this, and zhe that. It turns out, even they can be taught a thing or two.
Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 22, 2017 10:56 PM (tMFgx)
Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:57 PM (Enq6K)
Ha!
Posted by: mpfs at November 22, 2017 10:57 PM (j35BV)
Posted by: chopped liver at November 22, 2017 10:57 PM (ep7aA)
We're hosting 3/4 of our family, and this is wife of a little over one years first time meeting most of my family. (We live half a nation away from them).
Being of Italian descent, she has let her inner Dago freak flag fly creating Italian food for the feast, which of course includes all the traditional stuff.
Beef and Sausage Braciole, Beef and Sausage lasagna, Antipasto, Zuppa Toscana soup, Minestrone and Pasta Fagiole.
Folks had better be hungry and take go bags as this volume of food is insane. 2 refrigerators are already full.
Posted by: Side draft at November 22, 2017 09:42 PM (BgC3U)
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Wifey is now concerned that we "only" have 5 dessert choices. A subtle suggestion that I should get ready to go to Publix for more stuff. We are hosting 15 people, not an Army Batallion.
I hope y'all have a great Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Side draft4t at November 22, 2017 10:57 PM (BgC3U)
https://youtu.be/kMdOsk3fVAE
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at Novembe
I'll see your Billy Joel and raise you a Frank Zappa
https://youtu.be/YMdhWRO4-dQ
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 10:57 PM (3/sUh)
I've been low-carbing it for a month and have lost 8 lbs. I don't want to blow it too badly tomorrow because I've worked too hard to lose that weight - but man, the thought of sweet potatoes and stuffing and pie....
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 22, 2017 10:58 PM (P8951)
"I was disappointed NAMBLA wasn't listed."
Posted by: Vyx at November 22, 2017 10:24 PM (aT+Bx)
There's the "public" private secret meeting, and then there's the very private secret meeting for the elect.
Posted by: geoffb at November 22, 2017 10:58 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Ruthless at November 22, 2017 10:59 PM (4rnDH)
Posted by: Tami at November 22, 2017 10:59 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 22, 2017 11:00 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Ruthless at November 22, 2017 10:59 PM (4rnDH)
*clink*
Bravo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 11:00 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Ruthless at November 22, 2017 10:59 PM (4rnDH)
Happy 19th Birthday!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2017 11:01 PM (ANIFC)
My sister's birthday is tomorrow. The big 60. Time flies, I'm thankful for everything I have in my life...the good and the bad. It's what keeps me going.
Posted by: mpfs at November 22, 2017 11:01 PM (j35BV)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 22, 2017 11:01 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: rickl at November 22, 2017 11:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 22, 2017 11:01 PM (P8951)
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:02 PM (9mZIr)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398279102091280
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398359301378052
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398442172407810
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398540403044354
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398643926761473
Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2017 11:02 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 22, 2017 11:02 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Ruthless at November 22, 2017 11:03 PM (4rnDH)
I've been low-carbing it for a month and have lost 8 lbs. I don't want to blow it too badly tomorrow because I've worked too hard to lose that weight - but man, the thought of sweet potatoes and stuffing and pie....
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 22, 2017 10:58 PM (P895
Haven't you heard? Tomorrow is no calorie Thursday.
You're good
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 11:03 PM (3/sUh)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398728114831361
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398805348864000
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933398898953113605
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933399006616702981
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/933399088372076560
Posted by: kbdabear at November 22, 2017 11:03 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:04 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 22, 2017 10:37 \
Glad you made it.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 22, 2017 11:04 PM (yJ1e6)
Show off.
And trust me, it's worth the trouble of typing true north old Martin and a Mandolin in the search box at utube. Worthy of being put up on an ont post even. As are a number of their songs - hint hint.
Of course, it's just old guy, singer/songwriter stuff... a lot of it anyway.
And weak lyrics at that.
Daddy made it through the big one
Home in forty five
A photograph of momma
Is what he swore kept him alive
A purple heart and an old guitar
Given by a dyin' friend
Daddy promised him he'd play it
If he made it to the end
Posted by: teej at November 22, 2017 11:04 PM (RQEuo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 11:05 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:05 PM (9mZIr)
An initiative proposal in California would, if it were to be verified for the ballot and pass, abolish the direct election of members of the state Assembly and state Senate, to replace them with delegates from "working committees".
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14123
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 22, 2017 11:06 PM (itfg0)
Adam Carolla explains all the breaks in life he got simply because of the mystical power of Whiteness that controls all of society!
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14039
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 22, 2017 11:06 PM (itfg0)
Thank you, booknlass. I wish you all the best.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 22, 2017 11:07 PM (/qEW2)
What a miserable existence they have.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 22, 2017 11:08 PM (P8951)
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You never go full Kimmel.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 11:08 PM (+0jcH)
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Look at it this way, you probably couldn't eat more than two or three pounds of food if you had to. It isn't possible to gain more weight than what you consume. In point of fact, probably not half of what you eat can be converted to body mass. So, max damage couldn't be more than a pound or so.
That's my story, and I'm going with it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 11:09 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Ruthless at November 22, 2017 10:59 PM (4rnDH)
Happy 19th Birthday!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2017 11:01 PM (ANIFC)
Wait, what am I talking about? 7 PLUS 11 is 19. God love ya!
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2017 11:09 PM (ANIFC)
drop me a line at petmorons at g mail about some of that music. Maybe some history as well. The Musical Interlude is usually a tidbit of history with a video
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 11:09 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: teej at November 22, 2017 11:10 PM (RQEuo)
Posted by: Ruthless
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*sidles off Ruthless's lawn*
Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 11:11 PM (nBBdT)
those lyrics are great. 'a purple heart and an old guitar'
I've got it playing now. it's your band innit.
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:11 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 22, 2017 11:09 PM (ANIFC)
Stand up Chuck
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 11:11 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2017 11:13 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:13 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: mindful webworker - what's this about below me? at November 22, 2017 11:14 PM (NU2/k)
I was watching the TV Land original series "Teachers" last night. Anyway, I think at least one of the writers is a bit of a secret moron.
There was a scene where a young student catches his female teacher smoking, in her car. When the student calls her on it, she denies it even though it was obvious she's guilty. "I wasn't smoking!"
The kid replies, "sure you were! I saw you. Now I know both my heroes smoke! You, and Obama!"
Anyway, I thought it was a cute jab.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2017 11:15 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 22, 2017 11:16 PM (9asJl)
Posted by: Tickled Pink at November 22, 2017 11:16 PM (smD62)
I've found it -- a link to a site with the pic of "Turkey Girl"!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/397nqsa
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 22, 2017 11:20 PM (e9G8E)
Not much on history.
Gary and his brothers' band had a recording contract with MCA a looong time ago. One album done and working on a second when president calls him into office.
"We're gonna add some steel guitar and fiddle to the first so we can put it in a country slot and get it out there."
Umm, no you're not.
Band broke up. Gary went back to school and is now a doctor.
You see, while Music is the Doctor,,, in our trio, the doctor is the music.
Posted by: teej at November 22, 2017 11:21 PM (RQEuo)
I've been good this year, for certain values of 'good.' Please bring me my own armoured train, my own aidoru studio, and a mechanized division of zombie Mongols.
Thank you in advance for your compliance,
- Palpy
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:21 PM (Gnhoc)
Fortunately, I already had 2 turkey breasts soaking in brine.
I'm doing most of the cooking tonight so I can babysit the smoker tomorrow.
Happy Thanksgiving to the Horde!
Posted by: PabloD at November 22, 2017 11:21 PM (8C8DF)
I'll re-post The Prayer List tomorrow. Not sure when, yet.
I wish everyone a great day with friends and family.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 22, 2017 11:21 PM (Ckg4U)
This is one of those bits where every time you think of it you start to laugh. We'll have to check out her other videos when we get a chance (and aren't drinking anything).
Posted by: JTB at November 22, 2017 11:22 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 22, 2017 11:22 PM (6FqZa)
publicly available"...Perhaps one of NAMBLA's front organisations is
there: GLSEN, GLAAD, PFLAG, AFT, etc....
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 22, 2017 10:32 PM
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Try the link below; it's from an insane conspiracy site, but the scribid link is in the first post;
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message3699608/pg1
Posted by: Vyx at November 22, 2017 11:22 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 11:22 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: teej
i'm just gonna leave this here.
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:23 PM (9mZIr)
Have a great holiday tomorrow good people.
T
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 22, 2017 11:24 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:24 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 22, 2017 11:22 PM (6FqZa)
From the Bob & Tom Show, i thought that would show up on the video.
Oops
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 11:24 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:25 PM (9mZIr)
Cucking 101
Sky Screaming: Our Most Rational Action
Men in Girl's Bathrooms: The Constitution Guarantees It
Separation of Church and State, Yes,! Mosque and State, No!
Guns: Why they must be banned NOW while Pedophiles Roam Free
How Hillary Won the Popular Illegal Alien and Dead Person Vote
Murdered Baby Parts: Side Hustle Income Opportunities
Rule By Blacks: Why Everyone Is Trying to Get Into Africa
Crime: It's Only A Crime When White Conservatives Do It
Seth Rich: Why He Had It Coming
Uranium One: Non-issue, Let's Move On, Nothing to See Here
Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Kathy Griffen's Beauty tips
Posted by: Vyx at November 22, 2017 11:25 PM (aT+Bx)
Dogs fed their evening buttermilk and meat and have been put up.
Max and Aida are recovering nicely from their surgeries. Dot and Dutchess went to the vet today. Dot was diagnosed with a bladder infection and Dutchess had an epileptic seizure just getting into the car, poor thing. Delilah is now in season (at 26 months, her first) and therefore a house guest for the next month.
Just another leisurely day at Schloss Hadrian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2017 11:25 PM (ZnF4r)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 22, 2017 11:26 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 22, 2017 11:26 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: Monk at November 22, 2017 11:27 PM (g4lFK)
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No problem.
I paid close attention to the guests, and wondered "How may of those organizations are actually fronts for the Communist Party?"
They all sounded Commie to me.
Posted by: Vyx at November 22, 2017 11:27 PM (aT+Bx)
I was fortunate to sit in for the drummer twice when he couldn't be there.
Played with Gary for four years back in the 90's, same trio as now.
Try True North Live at Liberty Hall for the next one. Great tune and you can see Gary.
Wish I knew how to get ahold of you, I'd point you to one where you could see me.
On the other hand, monitors and keyboards are expensive.
Posted by: teej at November 22, 2017 11:27 PM (RQEuo)
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 22, 2017 11:28 PM (EK6pT)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 22, 2017 11:28 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Ruthless
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*sidles off Ruthless's lawn*
Happy Birthday!
Have a Happy one!
T
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 22, 2017 11:28 PM (yJ1e6)
shape than I could be at this age. Today is my birthday. I have just
turned 7 times 11. No, really.
Posted by: Ruthless at November 22, 2017 10:59 PM (4rnDH)
Many happy returns on your birthday, and enjoy T-Day tomorrow, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2017 11:30 PM (oPNmq)
I thought, Damn, politics on night like tonight.
But.....
I was wrong!!! Science baby!!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 11:30 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:31 PM (ERtnu)
Posted by: I am Grope, Guradian of the Senate at November 22, 2017 11:28 PM (EK6pT)
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I spent a summer filleting salmon in Alaska, just outside of Delacroix.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at November 22, 2017 11:31 PM (+0jcH)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 22, 2017 11:32 PM (9asJl)
so cool.
I'm going to leave my email in my nic for you here.
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:32 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: The Boubon Hat at November 22, 2017 11:32 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: JTB
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They are all good. Easy to forget that humor can be clean. The Rafting Baptists is my favorite.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 11:33 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: booknlass at November 22, 2017 11:25
And to you to booknlass. Let's hope it warms up here in IL. Be well and have a happy Turkey day.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 22, 2017 11:34 PM (yJ1e6)
I've been good this year, for certain values of 'good.' Please bring me my own armoured train, my own aidoru studio, and a mechanized division of zombie Mongols.
Thank you in advance for your compliance,
- Palpy
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:21 PM (Gnhoc)
May want to rethink that word compliance.
Posted by: Santa at November 22, 2017 11:36 PM (g4lFK)
Happily my parents (no family lived near
us) when I was growing up just focused on a full on food celebration for
T day. So my memories are only happy. Feel kinda bad for people that
grew up in a SJW version of it improved like an Ivan Reitman movie. So
tomorrow I will be thankful I grew up more like Beaver Cleaver than
whatever they push now.
Posted by: X-ray at November 22, 2017 11:36 PM (VDQek)
Thanks booknlass. Shortly.
The rest of you have a great day tomorrow.
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ruthless!!!
Posted by: teej at November 22, 2017 11:37 PM (RQEuo)
Posted by: Bilwis, suddenly not a finicky eater at November 22, 2017 11:38 PM (tMFgx)
im thankful for q-anon gracing us with the mother of a conspiracies. even if only 10% is true, Trump will be TGE.
--
The Q Anon stuff is spreading. The other day I ran across an entire video on it. The info is getting out there.
Which makes me think that Sessions is somehow part of his plan, since he's smart enough not to just Session sit there and sleep.
Posted by: Vyx at November 22, 2017 11:38 PM (aT+Bx)
Look - I haven't killed anyone this year, nor even maimed anyone - those deserving the former or the latter excluded, of course. What more can anyone ask?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:39 PM (ERtnu)
I've been good this year, for certain values of 'good.' Please bring me my own armoured train, my own aidoru studio, and a mechanized division of zombie Mongols.
Thank you in advance for your compliance,
- Palpy
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:21 PM (Gnhoc)
So you already have a helicopter?
Posted by: rickl at November 22, 2017 11:40 PM (sdi6R)
maimed anyone - those deserving the former or the latter excluded, of
course. What more can anyone ask?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:39 PM (ERtnu)
Bun-bun asked the same thing. And we all know how that turned out.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 22, 2017 11:41 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 22, 2017 11:41 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 22, 2017 11:42 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 11:42 PM (myWJh)
I would like to say that I have worked for it, etc., etc., but in point of fact, none of that accounts for it.
Never, ever, pass up an opportunity to help others. It may well be the reason that you are here, and in the circumstances that you are in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2017 11:43 PM (nBBdT)
I can explain. I was just having fun!
Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 11:42 PM (myWJh)
Girls just wanna have fun
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 22, 2017 11:44 PM (3/sUh)
Your 2D waifus don't have to be 2D anymore...
Vinclu Inc, those responsible for the "Gatebox" (a device that provides a virtual 3D character to help users perform everyday tasks), have announced the opening of their "dimension-traveling station", which accepts marriage registrations with fictional characters - finally allowing otaku to be one with their waifu.
Fair warning, ads at link are NSFW
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yc4ed2qx
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at November 22, 2017 11:46 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 11:47 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 11:48 PM (myWJh)
maimed anyone - those deserving the former or the latter excluded, of
course. What more can anyone ask?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:39 PM (ERtnu)
Your tzompantli does look a bit neglected.
Posted by: up ahead at November 22, 2017 11:48 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: The Paulo at November 22, 2017 11:48 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at November 22, 2017 10:09 PM (VJBq9)
This exactly expresses my feelings, also. Happy Thanksgiving to all of you who give me lots of laughs and keeps me sane in this crazy world.
Posted by: arieswoman at November 22, 2017 11:49 PM (fwWWI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 11:50 PM (NWiLs)
And, the Christmas Movie Watching Season begins.
First up will be Bad Santa.
Posted by: ALH at November 22, 2017 11:50 PM (myWJh)
Although things I have done this year were not necessarily in compliance with Legal Standards... James Comey said I'm OK... because I didn't mean to be bad...
Thank you...
Don Q.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 22, 2017 11:51 PM (NgKpN)
A lot is two words, you dumb motherfucker. The Post should fire your ass, based on that alone.
Posted by: Shopgirl #raisedRoyal at November 22, 2017 11:51 PM (C8sF1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 22, 2017 11:51 PM (6FqZa)
I might have to after being reminded how hot Bailey was.
Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2017 11:52 PM (Sv2/X)
Truly gay environment? Did not have the desire to search further.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 22, 2017 11:53 PM (xFZUI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 11:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 22, 2017 11:51 PM (6FqZa)
As long as its not Kobiashi Maru...
Because everyone knows, that is a no win situation...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 22, 2017 11:54 PM (NgKpN)
Dear Santa...
Although things I have done this year were not necessarily in
compliance with Legal Standards... James Comey said I'm OK... because I
didn't mean to be bad...
Thank you...
Don Q.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 22, 2017 11:51 PM (NgKpN)
Psssst no intent.
Posted by: Don Q's Lawyer at November 22, 2017 11:54 PM (VDQek)
Posted by: rickl
And he practices with turkeys.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 11:47 PM (IqV8l)
*nods approvingly*
Posted by: Zombie Augusto Pinochet at November 22, 2017 11:54 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 22, 2017 11:55 PM (C8sF1)
Dear Santa...
Although things I have done this year were not necessarily in
compliance with Legal Standards... James Comey said I'm OK... because I
didn't mean to be bad...
Thank you...
Don Q.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 22, 2017 11:51 PM (NgKpN)
Psssst no intent.
Posted by: Don Q's Lawyer at November 22, 2017 11:54 PM (VDQek)
and besides.... SHE started it...
/tries to look innocent...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 22, 2017 11:55 PM (NgKpN)
Your 2D waifus don't have to be 2D anymore...
Vinclu Inc, those responsible for the "Gatebox" (a device that provides a virtual 3D character to help users perform everyday tasks), have announced the opening of their "dimension-traveling station", which accepts marriage registrations with fictional characters - finally allowing otaku to be one with their waifu.
Fair warning, ads at link are NSFW
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yc4ed2qx
That's so very sad. Not something I would ever do but I understand the loneliness.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 11:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 11:53 PM
Awwww...
Baiting me?
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 22, 2017 11:57 PM (C8sF1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2017 11:53 PM
Awwww...
Baiting me?
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 22, 2017 11:57 PM (C8sF1)
He's a master.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 22, 2017 11:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 22, 2017 11:59 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2017 11:59 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2017 12:00 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 23, 2017 12:02 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 23, 2017 12:03 AM (Ckg4U)
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14123
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 22, 2017 11:06 PM (itfg0)
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One odd bit
"Sec. 3. (a) The neighborhood representatives from each Assembly and Senate District shall convene in each respective District at noon on the first Monday in December of each even-numbered year for the purpose of choosing which neighborhood representative will serve in the Working Committees of each house."
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So how does that work? Is it like a conclave where the Roman Catholic cardinals have to select a new Pope? Doesn't that have the potential to get rather messy and drawn out? It does sound like a clusterf*ck.
Although regarding At first this would seem to be more "democratic" in a Leftist view in that one couldn't directly "buy" a legislator, I can resonate with that sentiment. I've often thought in exasperation, maybe the country should vote on certain bills by referendum, since even the CoC and George Soros can't bribe us all.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 23, 2017 12:04 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: booknlass at November 23, 2017 12:04 AM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:05 AM (Ix4M6)
Well... I do internet dating... and just got back from a first meet situation with one of the Cheerleaders from my old High School... who would not have a damn thing to do with me in High School... LOL...
She's still smoking Hawt.... and looks like we'll be going out again this weekend...
Revenge... of the Nerd...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 23, 2017 12:05 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Yabutt... there's nosuch thing as a little bit pregnant.
Posted by: e at November 23, 2017 12:06 AM (xhgnb)
Although regarding At first this would seem to be more "democratic" in a Leftist view in that one couldn't directly "buy" a legislator, I can resonate with that sentiment. I've often thought in exasperation, maybe the country should vote on certain bills by referendum, since even the CoC and George Soros can't bribe us all.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 23, 2017 12:04 AM (/qEW2)
No... they just buy off the Courts, and the sitting politicians, who have to SUPPORT what the people voted on...
Like... oh... the Death Penalty or Gay Marriage... in California...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 23, 2017 12:07 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 23, 2017 12:07 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V baby, it's cold outside at November 23, 2017 12:07 AM (P8951)
An initiative proposal in California would, if it were to be
verified for the ballot and pass, abolish the direct election of members
of the state Assembly and state Senate, to replace them with delegates
from "working committees"."
Wouldn't this violate Article IV section 4 of the Constitution.The guarantee of a Republican form of government for each State.
Posted by: geoffb at November 23, 2017 12:07 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: booknlass at November 23, 2017 12:08 AM (9mZIr)
Posted by: geoffb at November 23, 2017 12:07 AM (zOpu5)
come on... that Constitution thing is Sooooo Last Millenium!
Posted by: Don Q, channeling his inner surfer dude. at November 23, 2017 12:09 AM (NgKpN)
The neighborhood representatives from each Assembly and Senate District shall convene in each respective District at noon on the first Monday in December of each even-numbered year
At the crossroads at midnight under a full noon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2017 12:09 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:09 AM (Ix4M6)
sleep well, and hug that bff next chance you get.
Posted by: booknlass at November 23, 2017 12:10 AM (9mZIr)
--
I say no. Not at all.
As it is written, so shall it be done!
Posted by: Judge King Rameses of the 9th Circuit Court at November 23, 2017 12:10 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Ruthless<<<
Jesus, do you realize what kind of crowd you're hanging out with here at the AoSHQ? Put your derringer away for a moment and let me get you an adult beverage to celebrate, - a toast!
Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 12:11 AM (H7ZyP)
from "working committees"."
And we all know the types who would enjoy being part of "People's Working Committees"
Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2017 12:13 AM (tIhIY)
Class motto: A lot is two words.
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 12:13 AM (C8sF1)
Posted by: Fritz at Novembe
so what is an adult beverage around here anyway, Tres Equis?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:13 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ruthless
Jesus, do you realize what kind of crowd you're hanging out with here at the AoSHQ? Put your derringer away for a moment and let me get you an adult beverage to celebrate, - a toast!
Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 12:11 AM (H7ZyP)
How you doin'... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you... and you?
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 23, 2017 12:13 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2017 12:14 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:14 AM (Ix4M6)
Hot tub worthy quote MisH......Excellent.
On the day of Thanksgiving, remember y'all that the USA is still the Beacon that the rest of world strives to emulate It's the WHY we're under constant assault.
Freedom resonates in a Person's SOUL.........sadly, so do other urges. And yet, FREEDOM still reigns. In fact, take a look around the World.....more Folks enjoy more Freedom Today......than ever before.
I reckon most of the Horde of Awesome behave in a manner that epitomizes what Freedom (Responsible, Reasonable, Rational, Etc) represents in y'alls everyday lives. Just so y'all know....Freedom is contagious.....HA!........
The point is simple, we live in an Era of FREEDOM........unprecedented really.
Y'all wanna give Thanks today.......give Thanks and realize how truly BLESSED we really, truly are.
Bless The Horde of Bountiful......Y'all Deserve It.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 12:14 AM (HVt0H)
Yep.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 12:14 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 12:15 AM (ep7aA)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 23, 2017 12:17 AM (mMeIQ)
What?!?!?!?! Release black or white smoke into the precious breath of Mother Gaia?????
Burn, heretic!!!!
Posted by: Kalifornicating Kardinals at November 23, 2017 12:17 AM (AoK0a)
Yep.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 12:14 AM (IcT7t)
Build the Wall, (lets just cut off CA altogether.)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:18 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: t-bird at November 23, 2017 12:18 AM (pszv/)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 23, 2017 12:18 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 23, 2017 12:18 AM (mMeIQ)
What?!?!?!?! Release black or white smoke into the precious breath of Mother Gaia?????
Burn, heretic!!!!
Posted by: Kalifornicating Kardinals at November 23, 2017 12:17 AM (AoK0a)
Relax, the smoke is from some chronic weed...
Posted by: Damned Dirty Hippie at November 23, 2017 12:18 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 23, 2017 12:19 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Ruthless
Jesus, do you realize what kind of crowd you're hanging out with here at the AoSHQ? Put your derringer away for a moment and let me get you an adult beverage to celebrate, - a toast!
Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 12:11 AM (H7ZyP
Happy BD
I don't have enough toes to figure out the age thingy though
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 12:19 AM (3/sUh)
never found out who it was, which made me sad.
today I followed a blind link on Drudge, and accidentally found the band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
Posted by: Vyx at November 23, 2017 12:21 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:21 AM (Ix4M6)
Anyone else think that the QuickSilver scenes in X-Men: Days of the future past and X-Men: Apocalypse.......
ARE FUCKIN OUTSTANDINGLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
I enjoyed those scenes IMMENSELY.
MARVELOUS (pun intended)Movie Makin at its FINEST.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 12:22 AM (HVt0H)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 12:22 AM (C8sF1)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 23, 2017 12:23 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 12:23 AM (C8sF1)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:24 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 12:25 AM (C8sF1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:27 AM (MTjB1)
Vyx, lead singer sounds similar to Buck Cherry. Too young though.
--
To me, there are moment where he sounds like Robert Plant.
They're from Frankenmuth, MI.
"German Tourist Trap."
Posted by: Vyx at November 23, 2017 12:27 AM (aT+Bx)
twitter.com/theperfectRu/status/933425338326986752
I know where I'm getting coffee next time I'm at 29th and Larimer
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 23, 2017 12:27 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 12:22 AM (C8sF1)
Yeah, whats up
petmorons at gmail
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 12:28 AM (3/sUh)
" to replace them with delegates
from "working committees"."
And we all know the types who would enjoy being part of "People's Working Committees""
"Those who take up the vocation of politics, as Max Weber insisted, first must have an extraordinary amount of free time. "
Anyone who works for a living, or who has responsibilities which can't be shirked for hours of meetings picking delegates would not have any representation. But then that is the idea and ideal wanted.
Posted by: geoffb at November 23, 2017 12:29 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2017 12:30 AM (RGE/R)
hanging out with here at the AoSHQ? Put your derringer away for a moment
and let me get you an adult beverage to celebrate, - a toast!
Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 12:11 AM (H7ZyP)
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How do you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBDNjuazoUY
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 12:30 AM (ep7aA)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November
Yeah, third picture from the top. either some kind of cob on cob thing or cannibalism.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:30 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 12:31 AM (C8sF1)
I was expecting a link to "Kingdom Come", whose singer sounded really close to Plant, even though he claimed he'd never even heard any Led Zep before they started recording. So, pleasant surprise.
Also, your video gave me a link to this:
https://youtu.be/_i1T61VnFRU
Worth it if you can stick with it through the shaky cam and crappy audio. You'll know when the moment arrives.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 12:34 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: The K-Hat at November 23, 2017 12:34 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 23, 2017 12:34 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:35 AM (MTjB1)
Did my two bits a few minutes ago. That's out of character for me, so appreciate it more :-)
Posted by: Kevin C at November 23, 2017 12:35 AM (oe5aj)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November
would "molts" or "sheds" be more appropriate?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:36 AM (MTjB1)
I'm at the DM, "Flotus gets festive", she and Barron don't look down or *rolls eyes*. BTW, she and the boy look quite comfortable. Good pastry shots too.
Hail to the Chief and his family.
Posted by: gNewt at November 23, 2017 12:37 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
That's not a her...
Posted by: Public Service Announcement at November 23, 2017 12:40 AM (itfg0)
What body size is that?
Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2017 12:41 AM (RGE/R)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:41 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: Infidel at November
Thanks, I have made carmex a staple of my every day pocket loadout. Not complaining, just surprised.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:44 AM (MTjB1)
senior living facility." Does that mean they were hqed there or they
were forced out?
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I believe that's what they call clickbait.
Posted by: Vyx at November 23, 2017 12:45 AM (aT+Bx)
Sew ...
a needle pulling thread ...
Tomorrow we go and enjoy ...
Then Friday it's back to the books. 3 more chapters plus assignments due before Dec 1.
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 12:45 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Public Service Announcement at November
well, I suppose I should complain that I did not get what was promised but I would be lying if I said the service was not satisfactory. What you don't know can't hurt you?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:45 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:47 AM (Ix4M6)
Like... oh... the Death Penalty or Gay Marriage... in California...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 23, 2017 12:07 AM (NgKpN)
========
Hah, I forgot about Prop 8, and I donated to it (though I don't live in CA). Yes, sodomite Walker overturned the referendum and then it just got dropped on the floor. Back to the drawing board.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 23, 2017 12:48 AM (/qEW2)
Sew ...
a needle pulling thread ...
Tomorrow we go and enjoy ...
Then Friday it's back to the books. 3 more chapters plus assignments due before Dec 1.
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November
Well you should buy the pies anyway then accidentally bump his pies on the floor and step on them. Then you save the day with your spare pies.
Where were you going to get pies now anyway?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:48 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Infidel at November
Nope. Just showed up and got rolled by Colorado.
Lots of time in cold weather. Lots of time skiing but not for weeks at a time in Colorado weather.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:49 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:45 AM (MTjB1)
Sure, go with that...
Posted by: Herpes simplex at November 23, 2017 12:50 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:50 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:50 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: Infidel at November
We are in Westminster. Where are you?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:51 AM (MTjB1)
Bag balm and burt's bees are good for severe dryness too.
The bee bags are so tiny it doesn't take much balm.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 23, 2017 12:52 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:53 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:38 AM (MTjB1)
++++
Humidifier.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B013IJPTFK
But it won't help your friend doing glory hole duty.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2017 12:53 AM (pvjTE)
I am assuming you know how to keep those hydrated. :-)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 12:54 AM (Ix4M6)
Yes. And if you let 'em get too dry they'll crack and fall off.
Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 12:54 AM (IcT7t)
There is a great bakery up the street that you can order from...
Apple and berry with lattice & sugar ...
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 12:54 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Shoeless guy at November 23, 2017 12:54 AM (0uZGS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBDNjuazoUY
Posted by: redc1c4<<<
That was awesome. At 29 years old, er, I was still crapping my diapers when that song was popular.
Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 12:55 AM (H7ZyP)
Yes. And if you let 'em get too dry they'll crack and fall off.
Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November
Maybe the best laugh in days.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:55 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 12:55 AM (AoK0a)
Yes. And if you let 'em get too dry they'll crack and fall off.
Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 12:54 AM (IcT7t)
...or it gets the hose...
Posted by: Jame Gumb at November 23, 2017 12:55 AM (itfg0)
Via Drudge (currently #2, right column):
Daily Mail - " ... Prince Alwaleed was hung upside down 'just to send a message' "
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5108651/American-mercenaries-torturing-Saudi-princes.html
It looks like the End of the House of Saud ends in the typical 3rd World manner ... unhappily.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at November 23, 2017 12:56 AM (FlRtG)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B013IJPTFK
But it won't help your friend doing glory hole duty.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November
Thanks. I like it cold and dry. Just have to keep my lips waxed, skis too.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:56 AM (MTjB1)
http://tinyurl.com/yaqvj6oj
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
BC!
Happy Thanksgiving to you.
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 12:57 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Vyx at November 23, 2017 12:45 AM (aT+Bx)
What is the sound your dentures make when you take them out of your mouth for $500?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 12:59 AM (3/sUh)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 23, 2017 01:02 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 12:56 AM (MTjB1)
++++
Some humidifiers put out a warm or hot steam or mist, but not the one I linked. It puts out a cool mist. Definitely not dry, though.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 23, 2017 01:02 AM (FUu/Z)
*was that my outside voice?*
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:02 AM (Ix4M6)
Https://youtudotbe/buMHYGUgBLw
Posted by: Victoria at November 23, 2017 01:03 AM (sEsLh)
======================
Mad pimpin' by Young Mister Grace?
Posted by: exdem13 at November 23, 2017 01:04 AM (W+kMI)
They wipe up blood like a sponge and Smother better than Nothin else.
High End Torture at its FINEST.........
At least until they break out the Golden Blowtorches and Bullion Hammers/Pliers.......
The House of Saud dots the I's and crosses the T's.......
Excellent link......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 01:05 AM (HVt0H)
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:07 AM (AoK0a)
Via Drudge (currently #2, right column):
Daily Mail - " ... Prince Alwaleed was hung upside down 'just to send a message' "
======
I do believe Alwaleed bin Pinata was the guy who was giving Trump smack before the election while he was giving $$$ to the Hildabeast. How many friends or "friends" does she have left now?
Posted by: exdem13 at November 23, 2017 01:08 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:08 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 23, 2017 01:10 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 01:11 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 01:12 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:14 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 12:55 AM (H7ZyP)
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glad you liked it: that was back when radio stations would play all sorts of different stuff, instead of the same songs over and over and over, varying only by genre.
back when i was young and had a future.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 01:15 AM (ep7aA)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:14 AM (Ix4M6)
It's a test, you can't feed them poison!!!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 01:16 AM (3/sUh)
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It's QC, had to make sure it made the grade. Honest!
Posted by: exdem13 at November 23, 2017 01:17 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:17 AM (Ix4M6)
Need to transplant the Russian sage before it completely takes over.
But after Dec 1st ...
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:17 AM (AoK0a)
---------------------
Maybe, maybe not.
Almost the *entire* Daily Mail article is from a single unnamed source. And there are things in there that make me a bit leery about how reliable that anonymous source really is.
Posted by: junior at November 23, 2017 01:18 AM (d09oZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 01:18 AM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Infidel
Wash the knife before using ?
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:19 AM (AoK0a)
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do it, and make another in the morning. #Duh.
#ProblemSolved.
it's like i don't even know you people anymore....
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 01:19 AM (ep7aA)
Posted by: CaliPoliSci at November 23, 2017 01:20 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:21 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 01:21 AM (IcT7t)
You know, I kind of like the Drudge link to the three youngster brothers playing as a band called Greta Van Fleet. Pretty good stuff if you're not a Led Zeppelin homicidal purist.
Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 01:21 AM (H7ZyP)
Here is the song "Sick Truth" from the all-female blackened death metal band from Turkey, War Ancestry:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9cqVh2YhV4
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 23, 2017 01:21 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:22 AM (Ix4M6)
If a lefty relative tries to ruin your holiday by talking smack about Trump, ruin their appetite by kicking them smack in the stomach.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:22 AM (eMKNe)
quid pro quo ala mode ...
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:24 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: X-ray at November 23, 2017 01:24 AM (VDQek)
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:24 AM (AoK0a)
"Is the Bin Pinata" Suite available?"......Guaranteed Carlton Staff Worldwide are gonna utilize your creation....Well Done.
And BB......
Sac Wax.........Brilliant...........Hottub Plus One.
The possibilities are.....endless.....fuck, HA!.
For starters, pitchin it to Duluth Trading,.......
Oh, the potential........
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 01:24 AM (HVt0H)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:25 AM (Ix4M6)
It's way past time conservatives stopped playing nice. Thankfully all the harassment scandals seem to help show, they're learning that.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:26 AM (eMKNe)
Would you like a drink?
We need to work on your verbiage.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:25 AM (Ix4M6)
Probably a pastrami sammich.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 01:27 AM (3/sUh)
You can sit next to me anytime.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:27 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Infidel at November
maybe you could buy a pie at the gas station, even a hostess pie, and cut it into the space you cut your slice from?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 01:27 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:27 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:28 AM (Ix4M6)
Sometimes I don't feel like being in the line of fire, but other times I just want to drive those assholes crazy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:28 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:29 AM (eMKNe)
Begin Thankfulness immediately. With graby.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 01:29 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:30 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 01:30 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:30 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: Infidel at November
well, that is better than apple anyway. you only put the nuts on top right, not inside?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 01:31 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 23, 2017 01:31 AM (e9G8E)
High End Torture at its FINEST.........
At least until they break out the Golden Blowtorches and Bullion Hammers/Pliers.......
The House of Saud dots the I's and crosses the T's.......
Excellent link......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 01:05 AM (HVt0H)
Dude, you & the Mrs. missed one hell of a Lone Star Rally this year.
Freakin' PERFECT clear n' warm weather, Sturgis level attendance, yet 99.9% family friendly grounds at the rally itself.
All that, plus available garage and guest space. As well as my not inconsiderable cooking talents, withal.
Oh, and did I mention that my very heavily armed neighbor keeps six bikes in his garage, in the bargain?
You make it here next year, bourbon and cigars are on YOU, amigo!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2017 01:31 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:27 AM (eMKNe)
It'll be more expensive than bread stuffing but sure. It's cooked pastrami right?
Posted by: X-ray at November 23, 2017 01:32 AM (VDQek)
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 23, 2017 01:32 AM (jbQkT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:32 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:33 AM (eMKNe)
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I don't know if northerners visited confederates for Thanksgiving or vice versa during the Civil War, but if so I doubt the conversations could have been any more acrimonious than they are now. Interesting times.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 23, 2017 01:33 AM (/qEW2)
So, to all my fellow 'Rons and 'Ronettes at AoSHQ, a very Happy Thanksgiving!!
Posted by: DynamiteDan at November 23, 2017 01:33 AM (MqzWH)
Sometimes I don't feel like being in the line of fire, but other times I just want to drive those assholes crazy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:28 AM (eMKNe)
Post it all here, matey, under Rule 34 d (transcript, or it didn't happen) requirements.
That, or your agonizer, please.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2017 01:34 AM (QzJWU)
I'd like to wish a very Happy Thanksgiving to the Horde.
I also can't believe anybody's awake at this hour. I have and excuse: I had a gig tonight.
Also also, I truly want a slice or two of that Bacon Turkey. That looks yummy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2017 01:34 AM (tRaq7)
I drank coffee before and after dinner.
Plus I'm sleeping in, I hope
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 01:36 AM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:36 AM (Ix4M6)
Good nite all, Happy Turkey Day.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 23, 2017 01:36 AM (St5qb)
But... I basically just kept calling the guy a pig and a hypocrite while he kept making all sorts of wild accusations against me (and anyone) who disagreed with him and his hateful delusions about capitalism. I didn't even bother trying to argue points like everyone else had. I just kept kicking him in the balls. I also would just block all his sock/troll accounts that suddenly came out of nowhere to support him.
I think he finally just blocked me, which is fine. I finally just blocked him too, after the conflagration was over.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:37 AM (eMKNe)
Pecan pie, and a cuppa nice, hot tea ...
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:37 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 23, 2017 01:38 AM (MTjB1)
Just got B'Gal out of the hospital today and am taking her up to NSB tomorrow for TG dinner with the kids and grandkids.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2017 01:41 AM (tRaq7)
either that or call.
the 213 # is valid, but for shit. i can get messages call back ltr.
the 0000 number should be monitored most of tomorrow, once up, off on the rest of the weekend.
no need to chat at length on T-day, just need a good # for after.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 01:42 AM (ep7aA)
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic Critic ... at November 23, 2017 01:44 AM (AoK0a)
Pecan pie, and a cuppa nice, hot tea ...
Heh. Had to run to the store tonight, there was an older (than me) lady asking the poor employee that happened to wander down that aisle if there were any more pecans anywhere in the store.
I'm guessing she didn't get pie.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 01:44 AM (IcT7t)
I think he finally just blocked me, which is fine. I finally just blocked him too, after the conflagration was over.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:37 AM (eMKNe)
The East German Judge ruled this as "acceptable", but in the future, retain transcripts for entertainment purposes.
Alternately? You'll have to attend an Uncle Paplpatine Family Gathering, and eat ANY thing set before you.
Eagerly. With a smile.
And ask for seconds.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2017 01:44 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: X-ray at November 23, 2017 01:44 AM (VDQek)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2017 01:44 AM (tRaq7)
I put my foot on Milady's scale just this morning.
Real obviously.
Real briefly.
And lived to tell the tale.
We LOL'd. Ha ha ha. Gulp.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 01:45 AM (ftdxp)
I have a sister and bro-in-law who, like me, don't want to wait until California is literally Apocalypse Now to leave. They want to pick up and move everything to another state, too.
As you all know, I personally like Nevada and Arizona, but am open-minded about the whole thing. Anyway, my bro-in-law likes... El Paso, Texas.
Anyone here from there, or lives there? Any thoughts? I know it's pretty hot in the summer.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:45 AM (eMKNe)
I'd like to have the same people around as the Thanksgiving when I was 10.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 01:46 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:46 AM (Ix4M6)
Other little-known food groups:
- Beer
- Deluxe seafoods
- Liqueur-centered candies
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:47 AM (eMKNe)
Kathleen Sebelius Fun Fact: Her son, John, invented a prison-themed family board game called "Don't Drop The Soap"!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 23, 2017 01:47 AM (e9G8E)
KING JIM......
MY MAN!!!!!!! (ELECTION NIGHT BRO HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
You gotta come Can-Amin and shootin up here in the Kingdom Brother!!!...
(Top Shelf Shine is on the House for Honoured Guests, of course....)
You KNOW I'll bring the Quality Reserve for My Gracious Host......Kindred Spirits......(cheers!).....
OUTSTANDING to see ya here J.......I got your e addy open from the other night open and ready......
My MAN!!!. Brought a smile J...... Appreciate Ya!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 01:47 AM (HVt0H)
niece, Skylar.
I especially try to have conversations with Skylar, but it's tough. She's a budding early teenager and is already getting pretty stick of grownups. I tell everyone, I'm not excited for her to turn 13 because it'll probably be 8 years before she will talk to any of us again.
Skylar is smart though. I joke she'll have a system: eyeroll to the left means 'yes,' eyeroll to the right means 'no.' ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:49 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:49 AM (Ix4M6)
I used to live in Las Cruces, NM, which is about 45 miles away from El Paso. My only real advice is don't buy anywhere near the river unless you don't mind the occasional stray bullet taking it's international sojourn through your airspace.
Also, yes it's hot, but not nearly as hot as Phoenix metro. Thanks to elevation at least 10 to 15 degrees cooler.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 01:50 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:51 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:51 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 01:45 AM (ftdxp)
---
and we all note that you have NOT gone to bed, let alone fallen asleep.
you might want to print out this exchange, as a sort of insurance that you will wake up in the daylight.
it might even w*rk.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 01:52 AM (ep7aA)
El Paso is lovely, in an arid desert kind of way.
The Hill Country NW of a line 'tween San Antonio and Austin, is spectacular.
S.E. TX, East South n' East of Houston? Less (flatter) terrain, more humid. But the saltwater proximity cannot be beat.
SOUTH Texas, Corpus down to Brownsville. More rural (to the extreme), and certain areas therein are BLUE STATE populations.
Do your diligence, and proceed accordingly.
And avoid the D/FW area at all costs.
Plano and Carrolton are Horde level conservative.
But the traffic and over built congestion make Houston look like Hooterville.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2017 01:52 AM (QzJWU)
About $700-800 an acre. 5.5 hours from me in the IE.
NW AZ FTW
Posted by: MAxIE at November 23, 2017 01:52 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:53 AM (eMKNe)
You're welcome. There's a daywalker that lives there. I think it's "logprof", but I could be wrong about that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 23, 2017 01:53 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:53 AM (eMKNe)
Oklahoma needs good citizens to counter our liberal urban cancer. We may never be Texas, but we're trying.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 01:54 AM (ftdxp)
Thanks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:55 AM (eMKNe)
Stopped there once on a road trip vacation. Mom grew up there. I remember looking over a short stone wall and over a river and was told that was Mexico over there. Early seventies I think.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:56 AM (Ix4M6)
i'm a desert boy, born and bred, and don't do humid.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 01:57 AM (ep7aA)
Read your reply to Milady.
She laughed merrily.
And ended with
"... very funny."
[sustained suspenseful chord]
Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 01:58 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 01:58 AM (Ix4M6)
Here in SoCal, they're predicting high 80s for tomorrow. Who's up for barbecued turkey?? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 01:58 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: MAxIE at November 23, 2017 01:59 AM (9TR2V)
When I make the ride up there, it'll be via Gold Wing, and nothing less.
Do yourself a favor, and Bing up the 2018 'Wing.
Telescopic front forks are GONE. Center hub steering, frame mounted suspension.
Two transmission choices. 7 speed manual, or an automatic.
The electronics? Luxury BMW 7 Series would be envious.
ENTRY price, above $30k.
I just might buy used, if ya know what I mean and I think that you do, etc.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2017 01:59 AM (QzJWU)
Yeah, I like that it's right across from Laughlin, but not dependent so much on the casinos for its livelihood, from what I can tell.
Unfortunately Laughlin seems to be... shrinking somewhat. They don't even have a single major supermarket there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 02:00 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 02:00 AM (Ix4M6)
Y'all try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 23, 2017 02:01 AM (tRaq7)
Looks like it's going to be dinner at daughter's apartment, since our place is
Milady, m'self, daughter, in-town son, out-of-town son with wife and (YAY) our grandbaby, a cousin, and whatever
So, just immediate family.
No big deal.
Everyone will get along just like always, I'm sure.
I picked the wrong week to quit juggling flaming chainsaws.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 02:03 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 02:04 AM (Ix4M6)
I'm in WV.....
Much like TX in regard to Societal Standards.........
Most of the Mid Atlantic, KY, TN, AL, GA, ARK, NC and SC are (reasonable ) the same.......
ALWAYS will be....(At least for my lifetime).....
But, If you're married to the West......why not Utah, Idaho, Montana......Seems like AZ is next to "fall" so to speak.....
Anyways, All The Best for Your Transition........
Cali is gonna eat itself.......The Urban vs the "Rural" is eventually gonna tear that place apart.......gettin out waaaaay ahead of it is Smart.
If you're ever in the Kingdom, let me know.......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 02:10 AM (HVt0H)
localized by the NWS to my AO:
Thanksgiving DaySunny, with a high near 93. North northeast wind around 5 mph becoming calm in the morning.
*this* is why i am loathe to leave #Failifornia. (well, one of the reasons)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 02:11 AM (ep7aA)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 02:13 AM (ep7aA)
Hillbillyking, yup. I think it's just a matter of when, and I think things are going to get worse before they get better.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 02:15 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Jim at November 23, 2017 02:19 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 23, 2017 02:21 AM (cI5GC)
this is an automated goodnight goodnight goodnight goodnight goodnight goododoodjnkith zzzbbbaagg PXT
Posted by: mindful webworker - the other one at November 23, 2017 02:29 AM (ftdxp)
Cousin Owen has convinced me to Go Can-Amin......
Soooo......We'll gone for a bit.....
Y'all have a FANTASTIC Thanksgiving.........
Brother J, I'll be in touch......
All the Best Horde of Magnificence...
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 23, 2017 02:29 AM (HVt0H)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 23, 2017 02:34 AM (aMlLZ)
The Abbott attempt was a very near miss!
Posted by: ArthurK at November 23, 2017 02:37 AM (XMCS3)
I think I did well on the verbal interview today. The Questionnaire with typewritten answers, bleck I made a typo. Had to print it off. (Audio and video cameras everywhere as it is working with community corrections. must turn in all work.) So made the correction and printed another copy. Wrote draft and 'this is what nerves do' on the first draft. We shall see.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 02:39 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 02:39 AM (H7ZyP)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 02:46 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 02:48 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 23, 2017 02:54 AM (eMKNe)
I have a sister and bro-in-law who, like me, don't want to wait until California is literally Apocalypse Now to leave. They want to pick up and move everything to another state, too.
As you all know, I personally like Nevada and Arizona, but am open-minded about the whole thing. Anyway, my bro-in-law likes... El Paso, Texas.
Anyone here from there, or lives there? Any thoughts? I know it's pretty hot in the summer.
An interesting place. The nicer parts of town are the portions further from the border. I agree with Jim: it is nice, in a desert, arid sort of way. I can see its appeal to people from CA: it has something like 300 days of sunshine a year. (Be advised that it is also a blue area.) It's a major city: about 550,000 people live there. The city across the river (Juarez) has a million IIRC.
I live in the Panhandle. Flat, featureless for the MOST part (except for overpasses). Of course, you hit any of the nearby canyons and it is spectacular. The cotton crops are being harvested so the sides of the roads have lots of cotton balls. Like El Paso, not much humidity up this way, though we have ag up here. Around El Paso, not as much.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at November 23, 2017 02:55 AM (qXaZc)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 02:57 AM (Ix4M6)
I prefer the middle of West Texas to El Paso. I wanted the lower cost of living in a small town.
Surprisingly, El Paso has a very low crime rate. you'd think it would be high but the crooks seem to stay in Juarez!
If you want a larger city, El Paso seems fine to me.
Posted by: ArthurK at November 23, 2017 02:59 AM (XMCS3)
Electricity in Texas is cheap. Keep the A/C cranked up, it doesn't cost much.
I *am* surprised how power much electric heating uses...
Posted by: ArthurK at November 23, 2017 03:01 AM (XMCS3)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 03:06 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: Infidel<<<
Absolutely not. The potluck side dishes were totes covered so I brought the wine.
Posted by: Fritz at November 23, 2017 03:08 AM (H7ZyP)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 03:09 AM (Ix4M6)
Scottsdale/Flagstaff should be in the discussion
Midlands TX is booming
Wichita, Tulsa, Reno, SLC to far North?
Posted by: Jean at November 23, 2017 04:00 AM (w5jBN)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 04:08 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: m at November 23, 2017 04:09 AM (V+b9T)
There's this wonderful song called 'Same Old Lang Syne' that I heard on one of my mom's CDs, and I swear I heard it first played by one of my favorite 90s bands. I just can't remember which. Any help?
Posted by: Johnny at November 23, 2017 04:30 AM (kUotE)
I did just click on the link below that lovely turkey. Alice's Restaurant. Reminds me of my ginger bff. There were about 30 of us on a campout. Primitive. She passed out in the car and that song played over and over for hours. None of us wanted the wrath of waking her up. Nigh on all these mumblemumble years ago, I still love to remind her. A ginger with a red face if funny.
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 04:36 AM (Ix4M6)
https://www.bing.com/ search?
q=same+old+lang+ syne+in+the+
90%27spc=MOZI form=MOZLBR
take out the spaces
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 04:40 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 04:42 AM (BOpNY)
Posted by: Irishgal at November 23, 2017 04:44 AM (pom2I)
except a good night's sleep, which i ain't gonna get anyway, but i need to lie down, just to form's sake.
hasta, y'all.
i'll be back in a few hours, just as irascible as ever.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2017 04:45 AM (BOpNY)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 04:51 AM (Ix4M6)
Basically the city council wants to change the state tax system. Silly me, I thought that was the job of the state legislature.
"At the [Washington] Supreme Court, Seattle officials hope to attack the long-standing interpretation that income taxes are property taxes, opening the door to what proponents see as a fairer tax system statewide." - Seattle Times
This should liven up Sen. Schumer's turkey day tax talks.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 23, 2017 04:55 AM (/DvFd)
Turkeys became very popular throughout Europe as a quick and easy source of meat (protein) and were also brought by the English settlers in MA.
The Indians did not provide Wild Turkeys for the "historic" first Thanksgiving feast.
And now you know the truth of the story, FWIW.
I know that I have commented that I will not comment anymore on the ONT, but please grant me an occasional reprieve.
Posted by: bergerbilder at November 23, 2017 04:55 AM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 04:58 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 04:58 AM (Ix4M6)
There's this wonderful song called 'Same Old Lang Syne' that I heard on one of my mom's CDs, and I swear I heard it first played by one of my favorite 90s bands. I just can't remember which. Any help?
Posted by: Johnny
Dan Fogelberg. https://youtu.be/cmVXYOJzAJM
A lovely melancholy song.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 23, 2017 04:58 AM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 05:02 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: NativeNH at November 23, 2017 05:04 AM (uM52W)
Posted by: Johnny at November 23, 2017 05:05 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 05:14 AM (C8sF1)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 05:17 AM (Ix4M6)
That sappy little song always gets me in the feelz.
There is a bit of a rotating cast, tho.
Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 23, 2017 05:25 AM (C8sF1)
Was having a hard time getting the song going in my head till ya put that up.
And I saw you jumped in last night after I went to bed.
Sorry I missed ya.
Posted by: teej at November 23, 2017 05:38 AM (RQEuo)
Nostalgia is weird. You want to think back and enjoy the memories, but then it makes you cry.
Tough time of year for many.
Posted by: Johnny at November 23, 2017 05:39 AM (kUotE)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 23, 2017 05:41 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: John Heinz Kerry at November 23, 2017 05:41 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 05:42 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 23, 2017 05:42 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 05:43 AM (Ix4M6)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 05:44 AM (aC6Sd)
Spending the afternoon with Gary's family then back up to that great little town Saturday night for annual gig.
Posted by: teej at November 23, 2017 05:47 AM (RQEuo)
Posted by: Johnny at November 23, 2017 05:05 AM (kUotE)
You might be thinking of 'Brick' by Ben Folds Five
♪ Six am day after Christmas
I throw some clothes on in the dark
The smell of cold
Car seat is freezing
The world is sleeping
I am numb ♪
Probably unnoticed by many, but he's taking his girlfriend to an abortion clinic. It doesn't work out so good. Very sad song.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 23, 2017 05:47 AM (ajiE5)
Townhall
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 05:48 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Johnny at November 23, 2017 05:52 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Infidel at November 23, 2017 05:57 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 23, 2017 05:57 AM (cu8/f)
Sometimes when you say a word in your mind over and over it starts to sound really strange.
Posted by: Johnny at November 23, 2017 05:58 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Johnny at November 23, 2017 05:52 AM (kUotE)
Well it hits some of the same notes as 'Same Old Lang Syne' - the girlfriend, the holidays, the melancholy sadness. I listened to the song a bunch of times before the light bulb went off and I figured out what they were up to...
♪ They call her name at seven thirty
I pace around the parking lot
Then I walk down to buy her flowers
And sell some gifts that I got ♪
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 23, 2017 06:01 AM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 06:01 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 23, 2017 06:02 AM (KCxzN)
Thank you.
You and others like (in no particular order) Ace, Vic, CBD, MH, J.J., Warden, WD, OM, MJ, Laura, teej, VIA, FenelonSpoke, our long-suffering pastor, irongrampa, bluebell, weasel, IMG, Jim, AOP, Jewels45, Muldoon, our poet laureate, logprof, AtC, zombie, grammie winger, BEN, Tami, All Hail Eris, Slapweasel, redc1c4, Liz, Her Grace, Miley, bergerbilder, Zettai, ALH, Hadrian, shopgirl, qdpsteve, ben had, aussie, mindful worker, Peaches, Cal Girl, Jane D'oh, Berserker, Insomniac, rickl, Anna Puma, rhomboid and his analysis, Deplorable Jay, Krebs, The Political Hat and the other chemists, MPPPPC and his movie magic, Masturbating Pete, and a lot more unnamed but worthy people make this a glittering American style Salon, without the unshaved Paris armpits. You collectively bring the funny, the insight, the caring, the news and culture, and the stories that fill my day with joy.
I have so very much to be thankful here.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 23, 2017 06:02 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 06:03 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 23, 2017 06:05 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 06:01 AM (aC6Sd)
Here. You can have mine.
Posted by: 1/4 scots, but not that quarter at November 23, 2017 06:06 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 06:03 AM (aC6Sd)
You're allowed. I can understand that.
But it's an informative song. Dealing with the depression that a huge percentage of women incur after abortion.
It should play on a loop inside every Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 23, 2017 06:08 AM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 23, 2017 06:08 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 23, 2017 06:11 AM (Ckg4U)
Have a blessed day, one and all, and marvel at the beauty in the world.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 23, 2017 06:12 AM (hyuyC)
I should catch a few zzzs, but I am wide awake. Might as well brew a pot.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 23, 2017 06:15 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 23, 2017 06:15 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: JTB at November 23, 2017 06:17 AM (V+03K)
Happy Thanksgiving to you, Slap, and thank you for being the Prayer Warrior of teh horde.
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 23, 2017 06:20 AM (cu8/f)
Posted by: RickZ at November 23, 2017 06:24 AM (aIngy)
And 27, 8 by 10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against me.
Posted by: teej at November 23, 2017 06:24 AM (RQEuo)
Hollywood Reporter article called Style Notes:
"Melania Trump wears Stella McCartney to pardon Thanksgiving Turkey, J. Crew to close 39 stores."
Now why do you juxtapose two completely unrelated things?
These people need to be destroyed.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 23, 2017 06:25 AM (Wtll+)
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 06:26 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 06:28 AM (aC6Sd)
Woke (in the correct sense of the word) for a brief time this Thanksgiving AM. I'm thankful to be in western PA with part of my scattered birth family. I'm thankful to be here in little gray boxes land with some of the funniest, wisest and kindest folks with whom it has been my pleasure to share laughs, sorrows, prayers and stories.
May merciful healing and grace be granted to all those in need of it and may we remember that keeping the spirit of a free and independent people going is perhaps the best thing that we can do for our descendents. I will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand.
A Happy Thanksgiving to all y'all!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 23, 2017 06:28 AM (AhxmD)
Me? I'm headed to a buffet today, and I did enough visiting yesterday to last me a year. Maybe 2. I'm not all that sociable. Or for that matter, civilizable. And damn it Pixy, civilizable is a real word.
Happy Turkey Day all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 23, 2017 06:32 AM (0ogQG)
I'm going to invite a bunch of random people over to somebody else's house and talk about how awesome illegal immigration is
Posted by: TwitchyWatchin at November 23, 2017 06:32 AM (zCyNd)
Townhall
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 05:48 AM (aC6Sd)
I would be unsurprised if the number of rifles that had a stoppage that could not be cleared by immediate action was zero.
Given 5000 rds on hand, I'd expect someone to bring multiple rifles to swap dre to barrels heating up, though.
Mid-80s, we swapped M16A1s for A2s. As part of that, we had to do a familiarization fire (not qualification). Basically, get used to the new trigger with burts instead of full auto, longer barrel, different handguards, etc. Fun shoot! 2 basic loads (420 rds total). After 4 or 5 mags, I needed to put on a glove to hold the handguard. That was bursts of 2 to 3 rds 5 secs or so apart.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 23, 2017 06:33 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 23, 2017 06:35 AM (di1hb)
Vacuous is such a great word to describe the left.
Synonyms: silly · inane · unintelligent · insipid · foolish · stupid · fatuous · idiotic · brainless · witless · vapid · vacant · empty-headed · dumb · moronic · brain-dead
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 23, 2017 06:36 AM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 06:37 AM (aC6Sd)
Good T-Day morning to teej and all. Wondering if I have time to make coffee before the dog needs to use the yard.
Posted by: JTB at November 23, 2017 06:38 AM (V+03K)
Just took my turkey out of its post-brining bath and I'm about to give it an herbal butter rubdown, the lucky bastard.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 23, 2017 06:39 AM (qJtVm)
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Happy Turkey Day all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 23, 2017 06:32 AM (0ogQG)
Thanks! Dolly, our 3 yr old Brittany, informs me ours is headed in the right direct. She just came in from her pen, which is downwind of the pellet smoker. She came inside, smacking her chops.
First time with a turkey in that, as I got it in Sep. Been using a propane vertical box one for the past 15 yrs.
Put my sniffer by the smoke stack and I have to agree with ehr.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 23, 2017 06:39 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Atlantic Coast at November 23, 2017 06:39 AM (cu8/f)
That seems to be all the MSM and LE want us to know.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 23, 2017 06:41 AM (Wtll+)
If I was lawyer for Rand Paul I'd seek the Internet records of the violent neighbor. See what he was browsing just prior to the attack. Then name names like Huffington Post, Daily Kos, WaPo, etc.
All the media who are creating this climate of violence on the left.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 23, 2017 06:44 AM (ajiE5)
All the media who are creating this climate of violence on the left.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply
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Why bother? It's more efficient to just make it up.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 23, 2017 06:48 AM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 23, 2017 06:52 AM (Wtll+)
Posted by: bour3 at November 23, 2017 07:00 AM (59zKQ)
You can't prove a negative. For example, I don't believe that Elizabeth Warren leaves bowls of antifreeze around her house in order to kill neighborhood dogs, but no one can prove that she has never done this. Now you can truthfully say that the possibility that Elizabeth Warren poisons dogs has been considered, and there is no proof that she doesn't engage in this psychotic, depraved activity.
Does Senator Warren poison dogs? Well, that's just a question. At some point, it becomes a fair question. I'm just asking questions, after all. By the way, Senator Warren has never condemned this activity as far as I know.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 23, 2017 07:03 AM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Skip at November 23, 2017 07:13 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 23, 2017 07:14 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 23, 2017 07:16 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 23, 2017 07:17 AM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 23, 2017 07:23 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 23, 2017 07:14 AM (mpXpK)
OH hell no.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 23, 2017 11:48 AM (3/sUh)
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