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Ohio State Supreme Court Justice and Current Candidate for Governor Speaks Up for All Franken, Saying "I've F***ed 50 Women"
He didn't say that. He said had sex with or whatever.
He also said he calls his dick "Rusty the Bailiff." No he didn't. But he did say these things.Ohio Supreme Court Justice Bill O'Neill, a Democratic candidate for governor, apparently trying to head off any criticisms from his opponents, revealed what he says are his sexual escapades over the years on a Facebook post. A post on O'Neill's official Facebook said he was speaking up "on behalf of all heterosexual males" after allegations against Democratic U.S. Sen. Al Franken came to light Thursday. O'Neill, a Chagrin Falls native, said he had been "sexually intimate" with "approximately 50 very attractive females." O'Neill said he was disappointed by the "national feeding frenzy about sexual indiscretions decades ago" and wanted to focus on the issues like legalizing marijuana and addressing opioid addiction. Over the last several weeks, numerous allegations of predatory sexual behavior against powerful men have come to light. In his post, O'Neill went into detail about two of his sexual relationships, including one with a woman he said was a personal secretary to U.S. Sen. Robert Taft Sr. who was his "first true love," and a "drop dead gorgeous red head who was a senior adviser to Peter Lewis at Progressive Insurance in Cleveland." In an interview with cleveland.com, O'Neill confirmed he wrote the post and defended Franken. O'Neill also defended Alabama Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore, who is facing allegations of sexual harassment from seven women, including molesting a 14-year-old girl. " Roy Moore apparently seems to be a challenged individual when it comes to morality," O'Neill said. "I think that's very, very clear. He's been convicted of nothing and he's never had the opportunity to defend himself and that violates due process in America. The media is about to determine the election of a United States Senate campaign."American politics are getting Trumpy in the most unexpected places, and I'm not sure that's all bad. I didn't really need to know about this self-conceived Lothario's cocksmanship, but then, I also didn't really need the pretend-virginal sanctimony about everything having to do with sex. It's strange he's using (assumedly) consensual sexual revelations as part of his defense of Al Franken's non-consensual sex assault, and of Moore's alleged (alleged) touching of girls too young to consent. But the point about due process and elemental fairness is sound enough. He got a lot of this type of criticism:
There's a very serious conversation going on right now in this country about sexual harassment and @BillForOhio's crass post is ill-timed and dismissive at best. We have to be better than this. https://t.co/Ee1p9q9pc0 -- Mary Taylor (@MaryTaylorOH) November 17, 2017Another New Maenad wrote:
"Sexual harassment, degrading and devaluing women is not a joke," Whaley posted in a tweet. "Justice O'Neill should resign."Having sex with a woman who wants to have sex with you is degrading to her? Why? Because men are the enemy and, as Diversity and Comics says about SJW Marvel's strange stance on opposite-sex pairings, "Heterosexuality is never the answer"? Although the Neo Virgin League tries to obscure this fact, let me let you in on a little secret: Sometimes women actively want to have sex. And I don't just mean with their fellow female librarians and Jezebel editors. Some women -- prepare for a shock -- want to have sex with men, specifically, and actually like men, both sexually and even non-sexually. Like they like talking to them and stuff. They like men as like, you know, people they're emotionally close to. Also, while the secret is out that men like women sexually, many men do not in fact enjoy rape or harassment, and some men also like women for their non-sexual attributes. Believe it or not, a man and a woman, both heterosexual, can actually talk for several hours with no talk of sex and no thoughts of sex, either. (Well, to be honest, the guy might think about it once or twice, but mostly in a brief "Could I...?" hypothetical, narcissistic-goal-counting kind of way. Not in any kind of serious "I must have this wench" Conan-esque way.) A lot of people have this weird idea that heterosexual relationships are generally positive things not filled with beatings and rapes and constant gender-warring. Crazy, I know! But it does happen. Of the 20 billion people who've lived on earth (just a wild assed guess), you'd gotta think at least 1% of those couplings were of the non-rape variety. Or is that guesstimate too high? Anyway, don't get me wrong, I find this guy's oversharing a little bit weird myself. But maybe I just find it a little bit weird because I expect our "leadership class" to always present itself as some kind of sexless caste of earthbound overlord angels. I guess at some point, when you're just sick to death of the relentless virginal sugar-wouldn't-melt-in-my-mouth bullshit, all the preening and posturing and virtue signalling and superiority dancing, a little bit of off-color oversharing is at least a palate cleanser. Like succulent ginger, with big boobs. Coming soon: Your next Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. By the way, Bill O'Neill, the Hard Justice, Chief Magistrate of the Penal Colony, Foreman of the Hung Jury, this human Frank Frazetta painting of a barbarian defeating an army of vaginas, the man who proved that Justice may be blind but that don't mean she don't like The D... ...looks a lot like this:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RioBravo at November 17, 2017 02:34 PM (giT7q)
Posted by: Adriane the Cheap Private Jet Critic ... at November 17, 2017 02:34 PM (AoK0a)
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Posted by: Ace at 02:36 PM
Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 02:36 PM (ycWCI)
hee, heh, heh, heh, heh
Posted by: Beavis ... at November 17, 2017 02:36 PM (AoK0a)
He's embarrassed to say how many dogs he nailed. Probably in the high hundreds.
And we'll need to see the pictures to know if he's lying about the "very attractive" part, anyway.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 02:37 PM (8gDQu)
How many ugly ones?
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 02:37 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: micky at November 17, 2017 02:37 PM (dF9Lb)
That is why you go to those protests, to pick up women.
Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 17, 2017 02:37 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 02:38 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 02:38 PM (huhUB)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 02:38 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 17, 2017 02:38 PM (4XCge)
If you do it right, yeah.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 02:38 PM (bBp+s)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Mst3k at November 17, 2017 02:39 PM (rEuYG)
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 02:39 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 02:39 PM (bBp+s)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (huhUB)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (hKi6n)
And I don't just mean with their fellow female librarians and Jezebel editors.
Some women -- prepare for a shock -- want to have sex with men, specifically, and actually like men, both sexually and even non-sexually."-Ace
The deuce you say!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (RD7QR)
that's just practice for the good ones
You don't get to the super bowl without playing the Browns and Jets a couple of times.
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (xMlQ+)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (huhUB)
Thanks for the laughs. That was great
Posted by: GMan (My kingdom for 10 feet of rope and some torches) at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (sxq57)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: lucky #7 at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (326rv)
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (a0IVu)
and I really need my daily 8, but this walking, breathing HGTV show Flippin' Vag and/or Beaver Hunters International has inspired me to jack some iron anyway.
And THIS is one of the many reasons I love this place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (xMlQ+)
Lyric from Talking Heads "Life During Whoretime."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (mbhDw)
...looks a lot like this:
This is good stuff, right here.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (bBp+s)
I liked DQ because I thought the brazier burger was a brassiere burger!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (mbhDw)
'Dilly Bar'? You know what I'm sayin'! *high five*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (ycWCI)
"The Rs have had a branding problem over Country Club, especially in the East. Trump is re-branding the party to include all Deplorables. "
Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (q177U)
I have a list of Trump good deeds but I can't past it in because of formatting concerns, anyone have the link of that pixie formatting scrubber?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (tRaq7)
I think his definition of 'attractive' is 'any woman that will have sex with me'.
He's certainly the Moo Moo of the judiciary.
Posted by: Not Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (ajiE5)
so I married her, and we lived happily ever-after
and you aint seeing the photos....
Posted by: Harry Dexter White at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (Co9e8)
Posted by: Will Folkes at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (7ZVPa)
well that's mine!
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (8rNrN)
You don't get to the super bowl without playing the Browns and Jets a couple of times.
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (8rNrN)
Is 'playing the Browns' a euphemism for something the kids like these days?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: johnd01 at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (LiyEm)
How many ugly ones?
A girl with your junk in her mouth is tautologically attractive.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (LiyEm)
Creepy head.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: John C at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (UeU18)
I think his definition of 'attractive' is 'any woman that will have sex with me'.
He's certainly the Moo Moo of the judiciary.
Posted by: Not Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 02:42 PM (ajiE5)
Wait. This isn't everyone's definition?!?
*gets out the dictionary*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: IC
Or have a great expense account.
Posted by: Will Folkes at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (39g3+)
Try this one:
https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (PY9jH)
Well he didn't say anything happened, other than sleep.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Meghan at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (XdAJC)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (AM1GF)
Strangely enough, the Police in the Judges home town have a quota of writing 50 speeding tickets to 'very attractive' women per month.
Posted by: Not Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: INeverDidThat at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (XqcPO)
How many ugly ones?
A girl with your junk in her mouth is tautologically attractive.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 02:43 PM (gIRsn)
Try that on Shirley Chisholm or Helen Thomas-types.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (mbhDw)
This is a bit long, so bear with me, a partial list:
In 1986, Trump prevented the foreclosure of Annabell Hill's family farm after her husband committed suicide. Trump personally phoned down to the auction to stop the sale of her home and offered the widow money. Trump decided to take action after he saw Hill's pleas for help in news reports.
In 1988, a commercial airline refused to fly Andrew Ten, a sick Orthodox Jewish child with a rare illness, across the country to get medical care because he had to travel with an elaborate life-support system. His grief stricken parents contacted Trump for help and he didn't hesitate to send his own plane to take the child from Los Angeles to New York so he could get his treatment.
In 1991, 200 Marines who served in Operation Desert Storm spent time at Camp Lejeune in North Carolina before they were scheduled to return home to their families. However, the Marines were told that a mistake had been made and an aircraft would not be able to take them home on their scheduled departure date. When Trump got wind of this, he sent his plane to make two trips from North Carolina to Miami to safely return the Gulf War Marines to their loved ones.
In 1995, a motorist stopped to help Trump after the limo he was traveling in got a flat tire. Trump asked the Good Samaritan how he could repay him for his help. All the man asked for was a bouquet of flowers for his wife. A few weeks later Trump sent the flowers with a note that read: "We've paid off your mortgage."
In 1996, Trump filed a lawsuit against the city of Palm Beach, Florida accusing the town of discriminating against his Mar-a-Lago resort club because it allowed Jews and blacks. Abraham Foxman, who was the Anti-Defamation League Director at the time, said Trump "put the light on Palm Beach – not on the beauty and the glitter, but on its seamier side of discrimination." Foxman also noted that Trump's charge had a trickle-down effect because other clubs followed his lead and began admitting Jews and blacks.
In 2000, Maury Povich featured a little girl named Megan who struggled with Brittle Bone Disease on his show and Trump happened to be watching. Trump said the little girl's story and positive attitude touched his heart. So he contacted Maury and gifted the little girl and her family with a very generous check.
In 2008, after Jennifer Hudson's family members were tragically murdered in Chicago, Trump put the Oscar-winning actress and her family up at his Windy City hotel for free. In addition to that, Trump's security took extra measures to ensure Hudson and her family members were safe during such a difficult time.
In 2013, New York bus driver Darnell Barton spotted a woman close to the edge of a bridge staring at traffic below as he drove by. He stopped the bus, got out and put his arm around the woman and saved her life by convincing her to not jump. When Trump heard about this story, he sent the hero bus driver a check simply because he believed his good deed deserved to be rewarded.
In 2014, Trump gave $25,000 to Sgt. Andrew Tamoressi after he spent seven months in a Mexican jail for accidentally crossing the US-Mexico border. President Barack Obama couldn't even be bothered to make one phone call to assist with the United States Marine's release; however, Trump opened his pocketbook to help this serviceman get back on his feet.
Lynne Patton, a black female executive for the Trump Organization, released a statement in 2016 defending her boss against accusations that he's a racist and a bigot. She tearfully revealed how she's struggled with substance abuse and addiction for years. Instead of kicking her to the curb, she said the Trump Organization and his entire family loyally stood by her through "immensely difficult times."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ingrid from Young Frankenstein at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: #13 at November 17, 2017 02:45 PM (326rv)
Well he didn't say anything happened, other than sleep.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:44 PM (39g3+)
By that metric, Jeff Sessionzzzzzzz is Valentino, dude.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:45 PM (mbhDw)
I wasn't going to lift today, because I got three and a half hours sleep
and I really need my daily 8, but this walking, breathing HGTV show Flippin' Vag and/or Beaver Hunters International has inspired me to jack some iron anyway.
Ace o.o
You are the best, never let anyone say otherwise.
My office thinks I'm a loony. >>
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 17, 2017 02:45 PM (6JL3d)
Glasses : +2
My Junk in Her Mouth : +8
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 02:45 PM (XdAJC)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at November 17, 2017 02:45 PM (1I8EA)
I would vote for him.
Posted by: LASue at November 17, 2017 02:46 PM (hZ+us)
He's just bragging, straight-up. The same kind of bragging that, when done in public, now counts as "creepy" and "sexual harassment."
He doesn't merely say, "I have loved 50 women." He says, "I have screwed 50 women ALL OF WHICH WERE HOTTER THAN YOUR UGLY-ASS WHORES, which proves I'm more of a man than you losers and have a bigger dick too."
Seriously. That's what he's saying.
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:46 PM (42M22)
A post on O'Neill's official Facebook said he was speaking up "on behalf of all heterosexual males" after allegations against Democratic U.S. Sen. Al Franken came to light Thursday. O'Neill, a Chagrin Falls native, said he had been "sexually intimate" with "approximately 50 very attractive females."
It's nice he insults two major democratic constituencies gay males and not so attractive women in one shot.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 02:46 PM (lKyWE)
Obviously, coercion and harassment are not the same playing the field or simply having sex as a recreational pursuit.
Weird to think that this needs to be said and become part of the conversation, especially in regards to explaining Trump's sex life in comparison to pussy assed twitter based social justice warriors.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 17, 2017 02:46 PM (r0yCO)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Young Doctor Franken Stein at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: Bull Shannon, Extra Large Bailiff at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (tMFgx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (y7DUB)
Well, at least when my wife lets me think about her that way.
Or if she finds out I was thinking about her that way and is in a good, humorous mood.
Actually, let's not mention this to her - just between us bros, oi?
Posted by: Abiss at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (L6Zpd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (O5Q3r)
And I don't just mean with their fellow female librarians and Jezebel editors.
Some women -- prepare for a shock -- want to have sex with men, specifically, and actually like men, both sexually and even non-sexually."-Ace
Yeah, we do. What we don't want is to have these things happen:
1. Arkansas State Troopers show up at our door and have them say, "The Governor wants to see you. You will need high heels and lingerie."
2. Be groped while asleep by a creep.
3. Be raped, touched, fondled, hugged, massaged, or whatever by someone we would be reluctant to let pet a stray dog because they are so nasty.
I love men. I love to have relations with men, but, on my terms and with my permission.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with a gleeful heart... at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (kXoT0)
And that's why we keep coming back here. Well, that and the vain hope that if we keep saying "pics or its not true" will finally get us naughty 'ette selfies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (lRFKH)
True Fact : A Zaftig Girl will lick a Paenut Buster Parfait off of anything.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (2Rule)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (W+vEI)
Glasses : +2
My Junk in Her Mouth : +8
Posted by: garrett
Beer glasses: +9
My junk in her mouth until I notice she's a tranny and she's jerking off while giving me a BJ: -50
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (42M22)
The chick with the Rasberry Berry was #24 on his list.
Posted by: wooga at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (VaOnS)
He's just bragging, straight-up. The same kind of bragging that, when done in public, now counts as "creepy" and "sexual harassment."
He doesn't merely say, "I have loved 50 women." He says, "I have screwed 50 women ALL OF WHICH WERE HOTTER THAN YOUR UGLY-ASS WHORES, which proves I'm more of a man than you losers and have a bigger dick too."
Seriously. That's what he's saying.
...
eh, men telling Hero Stories is annoying. I bet men talk about sex LESS than women because no man wants to hear some guy's Hero Story. It's not that you don't want to brag; it's that you get shot down for doing so.
So yeah, he's got this weird need to break the guy code and spill his Hero Stories, but, whatever.
It's either this or David Brooks, who just married a woman half his age, talking about the "Room of Love."
Posted by: ace at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (8rNrN)
The Paolo says,
"not bad for a priest in a new town, but nothing to brag about"
Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2017 02:47 PM (KUaJL)
LOL.
When asked for details O'Neill said that he couldn't add much more since the women were all Canadian and working very busy modeling schedules.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (8gDQu)
Thanks for posting that, Christopher. I knew some of them but certainly not all of it. PDT is way more generous and kind than people give him credit for.
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (a0IVu)
But he be funny!
A helluva lot funnier than Al Franken ever was.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: DQ Corporate Policy at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (2Rule)
The chick with the Rasberry Berry was #24 on his list.
Posted by: wooga at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (VaOnS)
"Pussy Control."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: x at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Max Power at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (39g3+)
If your Zaftig Waitress doesn't invert it for you, your next Zaftig Waitress is free.
Posted by: DQ Corporate Policy at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (2Rule
I saw Zaftig Waitress open for Meatloaf at the Nassau Coliseum in '79.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:49 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: joe biden at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (lRFKH)
Posted by: rusty the bailiff at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 17, 2017 02:45 PM (6JL3d)
Me too. I'm sitting here giggling.
Posted by: G. Gnome, red pointy hat included at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (al6UK)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news /us/gop-state-legislator-quits -after-having-sex -with-a-man/
Remove spaces, since I can't access url shorteners here at the office.
Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (y7DUB)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb88bsx5
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 02:40 PM (huhUB)
Is that a tricked-out SKS or Ak that she's shooting?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (oPNmq)
I would vote for him.
Posted by: LASue at November 17, 2017 02:46 PM (hZ+us)
*David Attenborough voice*
This is a rare find for us. We did not believe any of these still existed in the wild. The rare and elusive 'Scoop Jackson Democrat.' He's beautiful. Wait, what is he doing to that female? Oh. My. Cut the camera. Wait until he's done and we'll try again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (ycWCI)
I liked a lot of your post & agreed with it, except when you got to the O'Neill hero part.
He, and you, are conflating consensual sex with harrassment. Franken and Bill's acrions are completely different. Completely. I don't get why people (men) don't get that.
Also, bragging on FB about your sexual exploits is ridiculously juvenile. The fact he had to add "Very Attractive" females reinforces that point.
No hero to me. Just an idiot talking with his little head.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (4Vu64)
"drop dead gorgeous red head who was a senior adviser to Peter Lewis at Progressive Insurance in Cleveland."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (42M22)
Are you over-sharing here?
Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (mJ8mX)
He knows it is starting to destroy Democrats at a greater rate than Republicans, which is why he's offering an olive branch to Moore.
No. The Democrats lit the fuse, they thought special exemptions would be granted to them. Let it burn them to the ground.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (/qEW2)
Rush is goofing on this now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (mbhDw)
Yeah, he was convincing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (PY9jH)
O'Neill, a Chagrin Falls native, said he had been "sexually intimate" with "approximately 50 very attractive females."
It's a very special work release program for hot chicks only in Ohio
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (lKyWE)
This is why I like em young. The old ones are too complicated.
Posted by: joe biden at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (lRFKH)
...So true.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (xMlQ+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:45 PM (mbhDw)
Hehehe...he be Paolo.
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative
Pro tip: Explaining that you're a "luv bandit" will NOT help the situation.
Posted by: I need bail money at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (326rv)
http://www.dispatch.com/news /20171115/inappropriate-behavior -with-man-in-his-office -led-to-ohio-lawmakers-ouster
Posted by: Country Singer at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (aC6Sd)
I tried to read some irony and humor into this, but I'm not seeing it. So I'll take this at face value.
Is that how you think women see sex? As a ticket, a price to be paid, for being taken care of? Like girls don't like hot sweaty orgasms a second and third time and oh my god let's keep going?
You may have read too much and lived too little.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (gIRsn)
Therefore the social contract between men and women is broken until that power to destroy is taken away.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (7n4KQ)
Yeah the guy that talks about it the most is probably the one who gets it least. For men, less is more believable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (42M22)
Are you over-sharing here?
Posted by: Roy
The only unresolved question: In that scenario, am I the guy getting serviced -- or am I the tranny?
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (42M22)
Sorry guys for misleading everyone.
Posted by: MAGA at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (b2MDE)
Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (7n4KQ)
"Damn!"
- - Koko, the silverback gorilla
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: MISH McConnell at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (y3aQB)
Points for creativity, but damn, dude. Hire a PR person with a modicum of common sense.
I had 'em swinging from the chandeliers and strewn about the house all used up.
I was bangin' 'em by the dozens, yo! And their skank sisters, too.
I even had their moms calling me up to get a piece of this sick shit.
Silly hos.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (dZ756)
Move over Bad Santa;
It's time for Bad Supreme Court Justice!
(Does this mean we also get Billy Bob Thornton for President?)
Posted by: Sam at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (rQ+ED)
Posted by: m at November 17, 2017 02:53 PM (V+b9T)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (dZ756)
Fat-faced twin of CNN correspondent Richard Roth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:53 PM (mbhDw)
Fake
Fake
Fake
Fake
...
Posted by: Elaine Benes at November 17, 2017 02:53 PM (pOkaF)
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at November 17, 2017 02:53 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:48 PM (42M22)
Are you over-sharing here?
Posted by: Roy
The only unresolved question: In that scenario, am I the guy getting serviced -- or am I the tranny?
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (42M22)
Isn't everybody in SF both at points in their lives?
Posted by: Hikaru at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (CMbMd)
If it's women who have appeared before his bench it's a major problem.
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (aC6Sd)
What if they've appeared bent over a bench?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (lKyWE)
Dude. You need a hug.
Seriously I've been horrendously worked over by women in my life and stabbed too many times. I get that they can be awful and hurtful.
But they aren't all that way. Most of them are quite nice and smell good. Seriously. I understand that being hurt once too often kind of makes it hard to have any kind of perspective but really?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (39g3+)
Enjoy y'alls weekend.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (39g3+)
"Yeah dude. I hit that for like 3 hours straight. And after like 2 hours, her sister came home, and guess what? She joined in too? Shit was so cash. High five!"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill Has Only One Question for the Witness at November 17, 2017 02:55 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: State Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:55 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at November 17, 2017 02:55 PM (tX3BM)
"Here come da judge!" Oh, wait a second...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:55 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: josephistan at November 17, 2017 02:55 PM (7HtZB)
I also agree that this hysteria is hysterical.
And that I can't wait for sexbots to make all this nonsense moot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 17, 2017 02:55 PM (xJa6I)
===
Can't be fixed
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 02:55 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 02:51 PM (aC6Sd)
I think the legal term of art for that is "presenting."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (j+dfT)
Posted by: #17 at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (CMbMd)
If you go both ways, you never go home alone
Posted by: sofa saver at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: State Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (gbWkA)
Your accusation of misogynist sport f__king is premature. Wait until we hit 200 comments and try again.
Posted by: Not Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: The Chicken at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (326rv)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (2Rule)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill: Thoughts on Probation at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (8rNrN)
The sex wars the Dems have been stirring up 30 years are not getting called off. You shit-heads aren't walking away from this unscathed.
Posted by: Ripley at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Jedi-level bragging at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (1I8EA)
Even the Lesbians are fighting back! [see the sock]
Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (mJ8mX)
Lesbos. That's on my bucket list of places to visit. Do they hand them out free at the airport, like getting lei'd in Hawaii?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (tbOMB)
I didn't know butt s3x was involved
Posted by: GregV61 at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (MoJlY)
Posted by: LASue at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (hZ+us)
Too late, he's claiming he's gay.
Game over man!!
Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: sofa saver at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Bob at the NSA is hardwired into your sex toy at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lester at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 02:38 PM (cAXIk)
Yes he will have... hopefully Moore will make Turtle's life difficult after he is elected too.
Posted by: redbanzai at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (rAIG/)
When you are a Jet, you are a Jet ALL THE WAY.
Are you a Jet, Billy?
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (2Rule)
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (42M22)
----
1. Sometimes it is serendipity where the wheel scroll down stops when I enter a new thread.
2. Im confused.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 17, 2017 02:59 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: tentotwo at November 17, 2017 02:59 PM (yhf6w)
You are not going to believe this, but..
Posted by: State Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 02:56 PM (gbWkA)
...or "this butt."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:59 PM (mbhDw)
I didn't know butt s3x was involved
Posted by: GregV61 at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (MoJlY)
They don't call them the Browns for nothing
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 02:59 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2017 02:52 PM (dZ756)
Fat-faced twin of CNN correspondent Richard Roth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 02:53 PM (mbhDw)
Whoever said Richie Cunningham's father nailed it but before that I was thinking UNC basketball coach Roy Williams plus a couple growth rings.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 17, 2017 02:59 PM (y7DUB)
That might be just sour grapes or jealous women talking but I can see where it might have some validity.
I guess what I'm saying is: quality > quantity
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: sofa saver at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (4u7kU)
Judges work with lawyers, so not likely.
Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2017 02:59 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: filbert at November 17, 2017 02:59 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: #23 at November 17, 2017 02:59 PM (326rv)
Posted by: State Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:00 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: filbert at November 17, 2017 02:59 PM (s5o+q)
Like oil, 'peak stupid' is a myth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 03:00 PM (ycWCI)
==
I've been reluctantly convinced it's a one-way trip for an enduring majority.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 03:01 PM (z2W2E)
greater rate than Republicans, which is why he's offering an olive
branch to Moore.
No. The Democrats lit the fuse, they thought special exemptions would be granted to them. Let it burn them to the ground.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2017 02:50 PM (/qEW2)
Some olive branch:
" Roy Moore apparently seems to be a challenged individual when it comes to morality,"
If Roy Moore were black, we would call that the soft racism of lowered expectations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 03:01 PM (oPNmq)
They have started a Statewide 'Official Consent' movement in Montana.
This fucking world.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 03:01 PM (AC1nJ)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 03:01 PM (VezBU)
So I guess his slogan should be Bill O'Neill: No fat chicks or uggos.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 03:01 PM (z/Ubi)
Some sure do.
Think "Trophy Wife" or however often people say "what in the hell dies she see in him" and it really is the money.
Not sure why you think women would never use sex to their advantage and as a tool with which to manipulate people. Or am I wrong in reading that in your comment?
I wasn't referring to all women, I was referring to some. For example, all women wouldn't be groupies chasing a rock band or athlete, but some sure will. Hell, 20,000 of them were with Wilt Chamberlain.
And some of them out there take that "celebrity chat" shit seriously. What percentage? I dunno, .002? But that is a big number, perhaps 100,000.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 17, 2017 03:01 PM (r0yCO)
Posted by: sofa saver at November 17, 2017 02:58 PM (4u7kU)
Judges work with lawyers, so not likely.
Posted by: Roy at November 17, 2017 02:59 PM (7n4KQ)
Yea cause dim lawyers be pure as priests, datrite??
Posted by: sofa saver at November 17, 2017 03:01 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (39g3+)
Don't need it. Just copy the list, paste it into M$Word, then copy from there and paste it into the blog comment box.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at November 17, 2017 03:01 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:02 PM (42M22)
Posted by: simplemind at November 17, 2017 03:02 PM (RzoZW)
If Roy Moore were black, we would call that the soft racism of lowered expectations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 03:01 PM (oPNmq)
As he is not, I will just call it a bullshit lie. How many years has Moore been married to the same woman?
Posted by: redbanzai at November 17, 2017 03:02 PM (rAIG/)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2017 03:02 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: steve walsh at November 17, 2017 03:02 PM (72RPY)
Posted by: ed gibbon at November 17, 2017 03:02 PM (HnvBz)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2017 03:02 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2017 03:03 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
Very close to being a threadwinner.
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:03 PM (42M22)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 03:01 PM (z/Ubi)
Are you in marketing Buzz? Cause thats Mad Men good.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 03:03 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:03 PM (tbOMB)
Yeah, not buying it.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 03:03 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2017 03:02 PM (KUaJL)
Peter Frampton: "I'm In You"
Frank Zappa: "I Have Been In You"
Bill O'Neill: "I Have Been With Her"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 03:04 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 17, 2017 03:04 PM (oR5ks)
"leadership class" to always present itself as some kind of sexless
caste of earthbound overlord angels.... ace
or we expect leaders to not talk about sexual conquests even as we assume they have them. We also know people are naked under their clothes but society decided clothing would be good, required even.
Marriage is still the good thing for kids to learn .... Dick, Jane, Sally, Spot, Puff ... and two parents. Set the model early. Even sex inside a relationship is generally a good idea .. and even if there are many "one night stands", a long term relationship with kids could still be the gold standard.
Bragging that one banged the girl at the end of the bar and she does xyz ... should largely remain discreet at most, as I see it. But bragging that one loves a wife of 30 years and bragging on the kids ... a more wholesome thang.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2017 03:04 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: JimK at November 17, 2017 03:04 PM (uAlm4)
Posted by: Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:04 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 03:04 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
Very close to being a threadwinner.
Posted by: zombie
And all while wearing my 'class action' suit.
Posted by: Bill 'I will overrule you' O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:05 PM (326rv)
39 I have a list of Trump good deeds but I can't past it in because of formatting concerns, anyone have the link of that pixie formatting scrubber?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (39g3+)
Don't need it. Just copy the list, paste it into M$Word, then copy from there and paste it into the blog comment box.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at November 17, 2017 03:01 PM (tu3iY)
Soon.
Posted by: Barrel at November 17, 2017 03:05 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Judge O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:05 PM (42M22)
-Bill M. Bison O'Neill.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2017 03:05 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill, a Democratic at November 17, 2017 03:05 PM (8b+oT)
Just like Billy Jeff and his rapin ways, he just does too much good as a democrat so a few vaginas have to be broken to make a beaver omelette.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 17, 2017 03:05 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 03:05 PM (VezBU)
I've looked arond for a gaming system involving the Reformation [period, main figures, etc] and only found one horribly expensive board game. You'd figure there'd be more.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 03:06 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill, a Democratic at November 17, 2017 03:06 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 17, 2017 03:06 PM (QM5S2)
...but now I understand.
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 17, 2017 03:06 PM (Hi8cV)
B/c you know people are going to find out who they are. He gave enough hints/info. I'm sure they are just thrilled about it.
I would want to kick the guy's ass. But I'm a private person. Maybe they won't care.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 03:06 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 03:06 PM (mbhDw)
Why, yes, I am *very* experienced in the penile system.
Posted by: Bill O'Neill
So many threadwinners, so little space.
Posted by: Judge O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:06 PM (42M22)
Posted by: redbanzai at November 17, 2017 03:02 PM (rAIG/)
I've seen pics of Moore when he was thirty and I guarantee you, he had no trouble getting dates
Posted by: sofa saver at November 17, 2017 03:06 PM (4u7kU)
=======
Shouldn't it be "penile colony?"
Although, living in Ohio does have a certain penal colony quality to it.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 17, 2017 03:06 PM (vg8iE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVq0ONrSH-Q
Heh, that makes me so nostalgic.
I had a college girlfriend who was Foreign. (Armenian, grew up in Iran, moved to Paris after the Shah fell. Generically foreign). She was sheltered and innocent and adorable and she loved Julio Iglesias.
I hated Julio Iglesias. I thought he was smarmy europop and totally not rock and roll and symptomatic of everything wrong with pop, and Europe, and Tina (that was her name).
Well, we were never to be in any case. Her family had already picked out her suitable husband and I was just her bad boy American. We graduated. I moved to NYC for a dumb job. I'd stop in a diner every morning for a ham egg cheese on a bulkie roll. The jukebox had a Julio Iglesias song on it.
"Nostalgie".
I'd give it a quarter ever morning and think about Tina and nostalgia.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 03:06 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (42M22)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (fH7L4)
Just as father or brothers wouldn't like to see their daughters ,mothers or wives hurt ,with real harassment.
mothers sisters etc wouldn't like to see their boys men hurt by false allegations.
Can we clarify what Real harassment is?
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (UbFuA)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill, a Democratic at November 17, 2017 03:06 PM (8b+oT)
I smell a duet with Robyn Byrd. Winning!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 03:05 PM (VezBU)
======================
That's for sure. You know anybody?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (UbFuA)
Ive had more women than both combined, just on weekends.
Posted by: Judge Bill O'Neil at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill On Gun Control at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (UbFuA)
=======
When you bogart me.
Posted by: Pot at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 17, 2017 03:08 PM (Nosx5)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (lwiT4
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 03:08 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 03:08 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Harmon Ne at November 17, 2017 03:08 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 17, 2017 03:08 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 03:08 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill, a Democratic at November 17, 2017 03:09 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (UbFuA)
=========================
It's when you're little and they don't care.
It's when you're bigger and they push you.
It's when you're all grown up and it doesn't matter if you say no.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 03:09 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bill 'MANdatory sentence' O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:09 PM (326rv)
Therefore, I present this solution:
SEX-BOTS
You're welcome.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 17, 2017 03:09 PM (ce4vQ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 03:06 PM (gIRsn)
* Rejected *
Posted by: Penthouse Letters at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 02:38 PM (bBp+s)
You crack me up!
Posted by: kathysaysso at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (vkS2Z)
She served up revenge cold, and on a platter. And turned around the entire Moore Conversation the SJWs were forcing us to have. And schlonged Mitch.
She should have a network news show.
Posted by: Young Doctor Franken Stein at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2017 03:04 PM (/aIFg)
This.
The thing that does kind of bother me about his 'conquests' and his description of them: He goes into detail. If he were just trying to make a point that women enjoy sex and that this is a complicated issue, that would be one thing.
I remember when my dad and I had 'the talk'. I knew it was 'the talk' from the minute he said 'Hey, let's go for a drive.' However, he said a lot of good stuff in that drive even though I did not really need 'the talk'. He said 'A lot of guys will brag about doing stuff with a lot of ladies. They are full of shit. Real men do not need to brag.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: #37 at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Just Us Billy O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (3BFzK)
...I'm going out on a limb and declaring this thread "a horrific mistake"...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 17, 2017 03:08 PM (AM1GF)
lol. Only the ettes can save it but it may just need some 'equine medicine' at this point.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (VezBU)
Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
Don't need to be coy Roy,
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus,
Don't need to discuss muuuuuuuuuuuuuuch
Just drop off the key...Lee,
And get yourself free.
Oooo,
Posted by: Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (QbqXy)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (NWiLs)
Just like Billy Jeff and his rapin ways, he just does too much good as a democrat so a few vaginas have to be broken to make a beaver omelette.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 17, 2017 03:05 PM (3BFzK)
I was thinking the womenz in Franken's office either felt that way, or were given that speech. "You need to do it for the party"
Wasn't there a line like that in Russia or China. Doing things for the "party".
And is so not a 'party'. These are organizations. Partys are fun things. We made that leap somewhere I guess...maybe peeps who think politics are fun.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (4Vu64)
next what is a guy that sleeps with fifty women?
ok what is a woman that sleeps with 50 men?
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:11 PM (UbFuA)
Judge Bill O'Neill
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 03:11 PM (LiyEm)
I've looked arond for a gaming system involving the Reformation [period, main figures, etc] and only found one horribly expensive board game. You'd figure there'd be more.
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 03:06 PM (z2W2E)
Milton Bradley's "95 Theses Game?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 03:11 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 17, 2017 03:11 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 17, 2017 03:08 PM (AM1GF)
You know what wasn't a horrific mistake? Having sex with Bill O'Neill, according to any of the 50 beautiful women he has made love to.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2017 03:11 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 17, 2017 03:11 PM (vg8iE)
Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.......etc.
Posted by: Sponge at November 17, 2017 03:11 PM (xttKs)
-Da Judge
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 03:11 PM (39g3+)
Rub some Absorbine on it?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 03:12 PM (3/f2v)
Yep. Popcorn and movies with the kids, and tune the world out. Maybe some beers for you too. Or Xanax.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 03:12 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill, a Democratic at November 17, 2017 03:12 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (fH7L4)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (UbFuA)
lol
Posted by: Barrel at November 17, 2017 03:12 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 17, 2017 03:12 PM (vg8iE)
next what is a guy that sleeps with fifty women?
ok what is a woman that sleeps with 50 men?
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:11 PM (UbFuA)
Herpetic.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 03:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 03:12 PM (z/Ubi)
...........
Then they better make it perfectly clear they want to sit on my face or whatever. Maybe even put it in writing.
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2017 03:12 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:12 PM (8XRCm)
Hey, around the courthouse, we just call him Big Willie!"
--Female Ohio Supreme Court staffers
Posted by: filbert at November 17, 2017 03:13 PM (s5o+q)
next what is a guy that sleeps with fifty women?
ok what is a woman that sleeps with 50 men?
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:11 PM (UbFuA)
The guy? A player.
The girl? Someone I'd like to meet pending a clean bill of health from the local clinic.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 03:13 PM (z/Ubi)
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In his post, O'Neill went into detail about two of his sexual relationships..."
I'm sure there were time restraints, but from fifty to only two? See, that makes sense. It's a little braggadocio to make a point. Take the guy seriously but not literally. Not that happy about a judge engaging his inner Andrew Dice Clay, but sometimes one uses hyperbole for effect. Of course, morons in good standing never do this, but some miscreants do.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 17, 2017 03:13 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (QbqXy)
My secret? FUNKY OLD VAGINA
Posted by: Hillary at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (oPNmq)
I'm too sexy for my gavel, tooo sexy for my gavel
Posted by: Just Us Billy O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Young Doctor Franken Stein at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (cAXIk)
............
Especially if she hosts it topless.
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (AM1GF)
He said he threw the bone specifically to approximately 50 attractive women.
But how many unattractive women did he conquer?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (rdRhU)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (UbFuA)
sexual profligacy and complete lack of discretion
Next up on Justice ONeal's Facebook page, how to have penetrative sex and remain a virgin - "the Jersey special".
Posted by: a moron comments like this at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 03:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Not Wapner, Fapner!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 17, 2017 03:11 PM (0OmEj)
Sex is natural, sex is fun.
Posted by: Zombie George Michael at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (LiyEm)
Yes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 03:15 PM (QbqXy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2017 03:10 PM (ycWCI)
My 'the talk' with son was simple...Keep your pecker in your pocket unless you're eager and willing to put a ring on it.
I just wish to G_d it was possible to find the woman he married even slightly tolerable.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 03:15 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!
Golf clap for sober reality. I fully agree.
Now back to the juvenile dick jokes!
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:15 PM (42M22)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 03:12 PM (z/Ubi)
..........
Piker shoulda ditched the robe.
Posted by: Louis C.K. at November 17, 2017 03:15 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Ravishing Rick Rude at November 17, 2017 03:15 PM (yqvys)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 03:15 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Biig Al Fredo at November 17, 2017 03:15 PM (iWo0u)
Something tells me I'm going to be hearing about this for years in semi annual continuing legal education seminars on ethics.
Posted by: simplemind at November 17, 2017 03:15 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Bill 'I will overrule you' O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:15 PM (326rv)
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 17, 2017 03:15 PM (QAOZh)
A couple years later, another judge in Oklahoma was downloading so much porn on his computer at the courthouse that it was slowing down the whole network for other county offices.
Posted by: Furious George at November 17, 2017 03:15 PM (j+dfT)
I was just being classy.
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill, a Democratic at November 17, 2017 03:16 PM (8b+oT)
Sex is natural, sex is fun.
Posted by: Zombie George Michael at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (xttKs)
"I want your sects."
- - Martin Luther
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 03:16 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 03:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 17, 2017 03:16 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 03:16 PM (LiyEm)
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Nah. I could go for a decent wargaming campaign book I guess
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 03:16 PM (z2W2E)
That would be perfect.
Posted by: Ripley at November 17, 2017 03:16 PM (MxEKc)
TMI, folks. T. M. I.
Posted by: not the mama at November 17, 2017 03:16 PM (mx7rN)
I suppose.
Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at November 17, 2017 03:16 PM (3vFUU)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill, a Democratic at November 17, 2017 03:17 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:15 PM (42M22)
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What do you call a hairless penis?
Posted by: Hairy Reed at November 17, 2017 03:17 PM (8XRCm)
I suppose.
Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at November 17, 2017 03:16 PM (3vFUU)
Maybe I should start traveling.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 03:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 03:17 PM (QbqXy)
Posted by: Just Us Billy O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:17 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at November 17, 2017 03:17 PM (neool)
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply
Maybe you should have added a few more hints in "The Talk"
Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2017 03:17 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: LASue at November 17, 2017 02:57 PM (hZ+us)
Agreed. On average, they were probably . . . average. And he is being gallant.
Posted by: m at November 17, 2017 03:17 PM (V+b9T)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 17, 2017 03:17 PM (oR5ks)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (LiyEm)
Yes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (NWiLs)
Never say the word "rampage" in the Senate cloak room.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 03:17 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 17, 2017 03:17 PM (rp9xB)
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About 50 of them.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 17, 2017 03:17 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: The Hung Jurist at November 17, 2017 03:18 PM (2Mnv1)
Well, they tried their best but are going to fall way, way short. The voters of AL are going to determine the outcome that election, with an assist from Senator Tonguerape (D-MN)
Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 03:18 PM (NYS7S)
Now back to the juvenile dick jokes!
Posted by: zombie
Sweet! We got official permission!!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 03:18 PM (3/f2v)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:18 PM (UbFuA)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 03:18 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:18 PM (UbFuA)
Phrasing!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 17, 2017 03:18 PM (KUaJL)
Or maybe Bill O'Neill is just a lover of uncommon talent. I'm confused by all this.
Posted by: joncelli, predenounced for your pleasure at November 17, 2017 03:18 PM (RD7QR)
I'd like to see all the female attorneys in my sex dungeon... er, I mean... chambers please.
Posted by: Judge Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:18 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
Hate to break the news to you, but...they already did that: "Pixels," with Adam Sandler. Partly based on Pong.
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:18 PM (42M22)
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My 'the talk' with son was simple...Keep your pecker in your pocket unless you're eager and willing to put a ring on it.
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Did he have to go to the ER to get the ring removed?
Posted by: irright at November 17, 2017 03:19 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 17, 2017 03:04 PM (oR5ks)
Hahahahahaha
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 03:19 PM (4Vu64)
Check how many received dismissed tickets!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2017 03:19 PM (3/f2v)
Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at November 17, 2017 03:19 PM (oiVNk)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 03:19 PM (QbqXy)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 17, 2017 03:18 PM (cAXIk)
How many GOP senators are part of the Establishment? Short answer is McConnell stays.
Long answer is, Bannon will make his life a living hell in the media. The real media.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 03:19 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Just Us Billy O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:19 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 03:19 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Judge Wopper at November 17, 2017 03:19 PM (QM5S2)
Yeah, this guy sports a penis pump under his robe. And a fleshlight, and Lord knows what else.
I'll bet even has a ficus next to the bench, and a couple in his chambers.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 17, 2017 03:20 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 17, 2017 03:20 PM (8XRCm)
What about BREAKOUT?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 03:20 PM (QbqXy)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 17, 2017 03:20 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill, a Democratic at November 17, 2017 03:21 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Bill 'I will overrule you' O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:21 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at November 17, 2017 03:19 PM (oiVNk)
After he started painting happy trees.
https://youtu.be/2-5Wv9UGkN8
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 03:21 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:21 PM (UbFuA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 03:19 PM (mbhDw)
Lets hope so; am so sick of McConnell and his inability to move Trump's agenda. he is only good at being bitchy.
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 03:21 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 17, 2017 03:21 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:07 PM (UbFuA)
No...but, I know it when I see it
Posted by: Justice Potty Mouth Stewart at November 17, 2017 03:21 PM (HnvBz)
Posted by: Bill 'I will overrule you' O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:21 PM (326rv)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 17, 2017 03:22 PM (oGRue)
I'm a Chief Justice of the State Supreme Court in a state that is high in the middle and round on both ends....
Posted by: Bill-O-Nill at November 17, 2017 03:22 PM (bdKoh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2017 03:22 PM (r+sAi)
Pixels was a lot of fun, I thought. I think you had to be of a certain age to appreciate it though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 03:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at November 17, 2017 03:19 PM (oiVNk)
After he started painting happy trees.
https://youtu.be/2-5Wv9UGkN8
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 03:21 PM (z/Ubi)
Hoooly fuckknuckles I am high as a kite right now...
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 03:22 PM (NWiLs)
There are twenty of them.
Posted by: Just Us Billy O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:19 PM (3BFzK)
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You're seriously going to say that? My granddaughter is 8 years old. Do you want to say that again?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 03:22 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bill 'I will overrule you' O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:22 PM (326rv)
Next day my clerk comes back and tells me tried my advice and banged his dick three times on his bedroom door. His wife seductively said "Is that you Billy?"
Posted by: Just Us Billy O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:22 PM (3BFzK)
Also attached to this my mother is out of ICU. W00T!
Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2017 03:23 PM (7SUm3)
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 03:21 PM (a0IVu)
It's not inability. It's intentional sabotage.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 03:23 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:15 PM (42M22)
Hey! These are grown men dick jokes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 03:23 PM (tbOMB)
Dude, that's almost "Clean-up on Aisle 9" material.
Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 03:23 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 03:23 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Zombie George Michael at November 17, 2017 03:14 PM (xttKs)
Sex is both of those things... it should also only be with your spouse unless you want all the emotional baggage and diseases that come with promiscuity.
Posted by: redbanzai at November 17, 2017 03:23 PM (rAIG/)
Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2017 03:23 PM (7SUm3)
Yay, blaster!!!!
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 03:23 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 03:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2017 03:24 PM (HgMAr)
What about BREAKOUT?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
Not sure iof that was in it.
I was informed by critics that "Pixels" was atrocious, the worst movie of the year. But to be frank I actually quite enjoyed the whole film and thought it hilarious, even though I've never played video games myself. Peter Dinklage has a hilarious role too.
Never trust critics.
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:24 PM (42M22)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 03:23 PM (tbOMB)
You're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Harry Reid at November 17, 2017 03:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 03:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill, a Democratic at November 17, 2017 03:24 PM (8b+oT)
There are twenty of them.
Posted by: Just Us Billy O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:19 PM (3BFzK)
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You're seriously going to say that? My granddaughter is 8 years old. Do you want to say that again?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 03:22 PM (lwiT4)
That's a dumb shock joke grammie they're not being serious, just being poor in taste.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 03:25 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 03:25 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2017 03:25 PM (7SUm3)
That might be just sour grapes or jealous women talking but I can see where it might have some validity.
Sour grapes. The sourest.
I guess what I'm saying is: quality > quantity
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:59 PM (39g3+)
But you just got finished saying that quality is bad ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 03:25 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 17, 2017 03:25 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Bill 'I will overrule you' O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:26 PM (326rv)
But maybe the GOPe goal is to surrender in 2018 to Democrats, back to business as usual ... they can then try to oust Trump in 2020, open borders ... surrender of the nation to the global oligarchs back on track. (or is it STILL on track?)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2017 03:26 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at November 17, 2017 03:26 PM (7A6l6)
Posted by: blaster
Or the boys.
Posted by: Ripley at November 17, 2017 03:26 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 17, 2017 03:26 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 03:25 PM (z/Ubi)
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It's beyond poor taste. It is not even in the same state as poor taste.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 17, 2017 03:26 PM (lwiT4)
Dude, that's almost "Clean-up on Aisle 9" material.
Posted by: DocJ
_________
Why?
* ponders *
Oooooooh. That is disgusting! He was talking about girls.
Posted by: Harry Reid at November 17, 2017 03:26 PM (j+dfT)
Dude. You need a hug.
Seriously I've been horrendously worked over by women in my life and stabbed too many times. I get that they can be awful and hurtful.
But they aren't all that way. Most of them are quite nice and smell good. Seriously. I understand that being hurt once too often kind of makes it hard to have any kind of perspective but really?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:54 PM (39g3+)
I agree. They are not all that way. But they have the power to be that way via the legal system, police, society, and culture going as far as encouraging them to do so whenever they feel like it.
You can't separate rights and responsibilities from accountability and consequences which is exactly what our society has done with women.
Do you see the difference when I critique society and culture versus "so called women hating"?
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 03:26 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Dang at November 17, 2017 03:26 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I'm not that age, but even I enjoyed it.
Whatever age that is.
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:26 PM (42M22)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 03:27 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha
it's in Ohio. Same thing really.
Posted by: Bill 'I will overrule you' O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:27 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Justice Bill O'Neill, a Democratic at November 17, 2017 03:21 PM (8b+oT)
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Habeus Hostess
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 17, 2017 03:27 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 02:41 PM (39g3+)
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https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters
Posted by: gNew at November 17, 2017 03:27 PM (V86aL)
I was informed by critics that "Pixels" was atrocious, the worst movie of the year. But to be frank I actually quite enjoyed the whole film and thought it hilarious, even though I've never played video games myself. Peter Dinklage has a hilarious role too.
Never trust critics.
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:24 PM (42M22)
Nah they were pretty spot on. Sandler has become annoying. He should just go ahead and gay marry Kevin James for real for how often he puts him in his movies. And then you had the weird creepy friend that's in love with the 8 bit pixeled girl.
And Dinklage's "cheat code" stuff was dumb.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 03:27 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Sigh. I guess I'm just officially Old then...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 17, 2017 03:28 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:28 PM (UbFuA)
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I can attest to that. Especially the smell good part.
Posted by: Joe "Hair Sniffer" Biden at November 17, 2017 03:29 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Regular joe at November 17, 2017 03:29 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 03:29 PM (g4lFK)
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No the opposite. Somebody was trying to cheer you up maybe
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 03:29 PM (z2W2E)
............
So how many have come out to deny these allegations so far?
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2017 03:29 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 17, 2017 03:29 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:18 PM (UbFuA)
That was my first thought. The Hillary Defense : "Why are you still talking about that, it's old news, we've already covered that."
Posted by: Iowa Bob at November 17, 2017 03:29 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:29 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Bill O Neill at November 17, 2017 03:29 PM (8XRCm)
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hahahahahahahahahhaha
You are probably underestimating the problem, significantly.
Posted by: simplemind at November 17, 2017 03:29 PM (C6xeQ)
I was going to make a joke comparing to voluntary martyrdoms back in the early days of Christianity.
You see, you had a lot of Christians or newly minted Christians so excited about getting a straight ticket to heaven that they would just volunteer to die in horrible ways or would do things on purpose that they knew would carry a sentence of execution in order to roll right through the pearly gates. There's a letter from a Roman governor to one of the emperors complaining about these people.
I thought man I'll bet someone just comes out unbidden and starts saying they did this stuff so they can get the absolution or the purge and then the absolution if that ever happens.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2017 03:29 PM (4ErVI)
If this is the best Ohio can muster for their Supreme Court, makes you wonder about the dickweed level on all their lower courts.
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at November 17, 2017 03:26 PM (7A6l6)
They only pulled single digits, at best.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 03:30 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Vendette at November 17, 2017 03:30 PM (VsrZl)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:30 PM (UbFuA)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 03:30 PM (QbqXy)
He probably has a great personality.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 03:30 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2017 03:30 PM (7SUm3)
"You just shut up and sit down and let this pretty woman make her case. Go ahead, dear ..."
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with this ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 03:30 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2017 03:30 PM (r+sAi)
Sure, but you should critique society if that's what you mean and not women. Don't say "women are x" when you mean "our society is set up like x" you know?
This channel is full of womens I wish I could hug, they are smart and fun and kind. At least to me. Bashing women globally hits them even if just a little and that's not very kind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 03:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:02 PM (42M22)
Kagan had the first part in the bag, but was given an exemption for the second.
Posted by: Keith at November 17, 2017 03:30 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: willow
I can talk about my batting average.....
Posted by: Bill 'I will overrule you' O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:30 PM (326rv)
I love the sexual schizophrenia of the Horde. It's all licking wasabi and soy out of her navel while she goes down on you or it's only have sex with your husband who was your fifth grade sweetheart and you held off until three years after marriage to make sure he was earnest.
There isn't a right answer. Sex is an all powerful soul encompassing experience, it's a dalliance, it's a mistake, it's a promise of love, it's a cause for regret, it's bragging rights, it's betrayal, it's self-affirmation, it's time out of time, it's something that just happened and doesn't mean much, it's cosmic consciousness.
There's nothing about 50 that's a right or wrong answer.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 03:31 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 17, 2017 03:31 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2017 03:32 PM (nUkMr)
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I HIT AND SHE HAD THE MOST AMAZING CANS I'VE EVER SEEN ON A BITCH!!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2017 03:32 PM (4ErVI)
No. I don't believe that is the way women think about sex. But I do believe that is the way SOME women think about sex.
Not many, but enough that there is a term for them: gold diggers. I thought I explained it better than I wound up explaining it. I did say one man, multiple women, after all.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 17, 2017 03:32 PM (r0yCO)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla
Wait, I think you've just found the answer:
He said "50 women," but he didn't say they were 50 separate encounters.
In fact, he's only ever had sex once in his life, a massive orgy with the Ohio State cheerleading squad. Since then, total celibacy.
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:32 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 17, 2017 03:32 PM (xQfPr)
Whatever age that is.
school age when the video arcade scene hit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 03:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 17, 2017 03:33 PM (YV+SU)
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So you have never been to Ohio, eh?
Posted by: U of M - Wolverines at November 17, 2017 03:33 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 03:30 PM (4Vu64)
I'm guessing he's rich.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2017 03:33 PM (Ri/rl)
Its almost as if there is a variety of non-homogeneous people posting here!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 03:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:32 PM (42M22)
That's not an awful trade ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2017 03:33 PM (8gDQu)
massive orgy with The Ohio State cheerleading squad. Since then, total
celibacy.
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:32 PM
FIFY, before the H8r's come screaming out.
Posted by: The Ficus at November 17, 2017 03:34 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 03:34 PM (a0IVu)
spouse unless you want all the emotional baggage and diseases that come
with promiscuity.
I love the sexual schizophrenia of the Horde. It's all licking
wasabi and soy out of her navel while she goes down on you or it's only
have sex with your husband who was your fifth grade sweetheart and you
held off until three years after marriage to make sure he was earnest.
There isn't a right answer. Sex is an all powerful soul encompassing
experience, it's a dalliance, it's a mistake, it's a promise of love,
it's a cause for regret, it's bragging rights, it's betrayal, it's
self-affirmation, it's time out of time, it's something that just
happened and doesn't mean much, it's cosmic consciousness.
There's nothing about 50 that's a right or wrong answer.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 03:31 PM (gIRsn)
50 is a wrong answer no matter how you look at it. Save the wasabi and soy for your wife:-P
Posted by: redbanzai at November 17, 2017 03:34 PM (rAIG/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 03:35 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 17, 2017 03:35 PM (oR5ks)
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:32 PM (42M22)
That's not an awful trade ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
That's what I thought until they said I couldn't take off the mascot costume.
Posted by: Bill 'I will overrule you' O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:35 PM (326rv)
Posted by: 50 attractive women at November 17, 2017 03:35 PM (HgMAr)
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plus or minus 55
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 17, 2017 03:36 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2017 03:36 PM (6dFYM)
Hard to tell us apart when one only sees imaginary brownshirts.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 03:36 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: zombie
That's not an awful trade ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
The situation may or may not have deteriorated when they shouted out, "Gimme an O!"
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 17, 2017 03:36 PM (AM1GF)
Make a new plan, Stan
Don't need to be coy Roy,
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus,
Don't need to discuss muuuuuuuuuuuuuuch
Just drop off the key...Lee,
And get yourself free.
All this time I thought it was "Don't need a decoy Roy"
That still works in its own way, sort of
Posted by: Keith at November 17, 2017 03:36 PM (USf3s)
>>>Having sex with a woman who wants to have sex with you is degrading to her?
>>If you do it right, yeah.
I laughed inappropriately hard at this, so ima go turn myself in now.
Posted by: OoSalad at November 17, 2017 03:36 PM (+Bkcx)
not that that is wrong if everyone is in agreement i guess.
but still
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. Sex is an all powerful soul encompassing experience, it's a dalliance, it's a mistake, it's a promise of love
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where was any bonding or powerful soul encompassing at ?
i don't want to be prudish, i also wonder what's the end game of never committment to everyone involved.
sure that might be clear or not So clear to those that tried that ?
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:36 PM (UbFuA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 03:37 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 02:39 PM (bBp+s)
That's because they escape before they realize that they really, really want to get out of your basement and will have sex with you in exchange for their freedom.
Learn to tie better knots.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2017 03:37 PM (wYseH)
The "defense" of Moore is that he is faulty morally? Epic trolling.
Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2017 03:37 PM (7SUm3)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 03:37 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 17, 2017 03:37 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 03:37 PM (QbqXy)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 03:31 PM
And how many book copies have you sold, Mr. Smartypants?
Posted by: Shades of Grey at November 17, 2017 03:37 PM (ctuyM)
Weird shit.
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2017 03:37 PM (eO5CB)
We used to call anything approaching regret, either "regret-sex", a mistake, bad judgement or "what did I do?".
But no apparently an erection at the opposite sex is assault.
As are unproven allegations, which is apparently the new liberal standard.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 03:38 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: LASue at November 17, 2017 03:38 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: willow at November 17, 2017 03:38 PM (UbFuA)
Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2017 03:38 PM (6dFYM)
I don't care what anyone says, that is some Shakespeare-level wordsmithing right there ...
Posted by: thirteen28 at November 17, 2017 03:38 PM (GdJ+p)
Has anybody ever surveyed Congressional junk for STD's?
Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2017 03:36 PM (6dFYM)
Sargent at Arms, muster a quorum for a short arm inspection.
Yes, Pelosi, too.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 03:38 PM (tbOMB)
Ron Jeremy is being accused now. No joke.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 17, 2017 03:37 PM (UBzPO)
Seriously? What was the complaint?
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2017 03:38 PM (eO5CB)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 17, 2017 03:38 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 17, 2017 03:37 PM (UBzPO)
That's old news. "Just the tip..."
Posted by: Keith at November 17, 2017 03:38 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 03:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 03:37 PM (LiyEm)
................
Not as much as Dad did on his route...
Posted by: John Kasich at November 17, 2017 03:39 PM (HgMAr)
I think not!
He probably had to venture as far as Bentleyville to find that number.
Posted by: MaGoose at November 17, 2017 03:39 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2017 03:39 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 03:39 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 03:39 PM (VpIIl)
Leave him more time for his hobby.
We know him affectionately as Paolo.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 03:39 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 17, 2017 03:39 PM (UBzPO)
The "defense" of Moore is that he is faulty morally? Epic trolling.
Posted by: blaster
Yeah, but those were some smokin' hot 14-year-olds, so Moore's OK with me.
The O'Neill Rule
If the chick is drop-dead-gorgeous or even merely "very attractive," then your sexual misdeeds are forgiven. But boffing an uggo can never be forgiven.
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:40 PM (42M22)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 03:40 PM (mbhDw)
Thanks for the laugh, Ace! Awesome.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 17, 2017 03:40 PM (jjaLl)
Crazy, I know! But it does happen.
I distinctly remember being told that all sex is rape.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 17, 2017 03:40 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 17, 2017 03:40 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 17, 2017 03:41 PM (QbqXy)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 03:41 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Associate Justice at November 17, 2017 03:41 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 17, 2017 03:41 PM (bB4HN)
460
Ron Jeremy is being accused now. No joke.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 17, 2017 03:37 PM (UBzPO)
Seriously? What was the complaint?
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2017 03:38 PM (eO5CB)
Cannibal from Congo, apparently something about being unfulfilled.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 03:41 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 03:41 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Naval Avaitor hotshot at November 17, 2017 03:41 PM (/ha4Z)
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No the opposite. Somebody was trying to cheer you up maybe
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 03:29 PM (z2W2E)
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I doubt that there is a correlation one way or another.
In any case, "good in bed" is ridiculously subjective.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 03:42 PM (0jtPF)
In fact, he's only ever had sex once in his life, a massive orgy with the Ohio State cheerleading squad.
OSU cheerleading squad is no USC cheerleading squad
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 03:42 PM (lKyWE)
And when that spirochete attaches itself to your amygdala, I don't want you going on public assistance to pay for your end of life care.
And have fun with that cancer-causing virus, too. You really didn't need those lady parts for anything anyway.
Got black goo oozing outta your dangly bits? Can't help you there. Probably shouldn't have stuck it in that Thai tranny.
Good heavens, folks, try keeping it in your pants and saving it for your wife. Sex is better without all the baggage.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 03:42 PM (7UW64)
*shakes his head*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 17, 2017 03:42 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Regular joe at November 17, 2017 03:29 PM
I know.
Posted by: Chapman at November 17, 2017 03:42 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2017 03:42 PM (eO5CB)
Posted by: multiple women at November 17, 2017 03:43 PM (6dFYM)
Without recourse to the Urban Dictionary, I'm going to guess that knowing the phrase "salty walrus" is oversharing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 03:43 PM (gIRsn)
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I thought all legislation came from the bench nowadays?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 17, 2017 03:43 PM (vg8iE)
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Ron Jeremy is being accused now. No joke.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 17, 2017 03:37 PM (UBzPO)
Seriously? What was the complaint?
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2017 03:38 PM
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While walking around clad only in a bathrobe he would "accidently" brush the top of their feet with his penis.
Posted by: irright at November 17, 2017 03:43 PM (pMGkg)
440 I love the sexual schizophrenia of the Horde. It's all licking wasabi and soy out of her navel while she goes down on you or it's only have sex with your husband who was your fifth grade sweetheart and you held off until three years after marriage to make sure he was earnest.
Its almost as if there is a variety of non-homogeneous people posting here!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 03:33 PM (39g3+)
I bet you can just look at a group of people and say who is homogeneous!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 17, 2017 03:43 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 17, 2017 03:43 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 17, 2017 03:37 PM (UBzPO)
Seriously? What was the complaint?
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2017 03:38 PM (eO5CB)
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Ive ..... "seen"..... Ron Jeremy's abilities to do ....... "things".
He doesnt need women.
Posted by: Bill O Neill at November 17, 2017 03:44 PM (8XRCm)
Humans?
Hey, being from Alabama, I have to ask.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 17, 2017 03:44 PM (tRaq7)
Plus probably killed a few appetites
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 03:44 PM (huhUB)
Posted by: Judge O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:44 PM (42M22)
Good heavens, folks, try keeping it in your pants and saving it for your wife. Sex is better without all the baggage.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 03:42 PM (7UW64)
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This is exactly why health care is a human right and should be free...just like the love we gave.
Posted by: multiple women at November 17, 2017 03:44 PM (6dFYM)
Aka, momzer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2017 03:40 PM (mbhDw)
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Varney was playing a clip of Hatch going off on ol' Sherrod today.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 17, 2017 03:44 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2017 03:42 PM (eO5CB)
I would say those women have serious issues.
Posted by: redbanzai at November 17, 2017 03:45 PM (rAIG/)
Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2017 03:36 PM (6dFYM)
Just the thought of this makes me wanna puke.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 03:45 PM (7UW64)
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Ummmmm....... is she, like...... 11 feet tall???
Posted by: Bill O Neill at November 17, 2017 03:45 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2017 03:45 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 17, 2017 03:45 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Kasper-X-Hauser at November 17, 2017 03:45 PM (HqpV0)
Posted by: tmitsss at November 17, 2017 03:46 PM (5+Rhk)
Wife and baggage are petty much synonyms. Are you trying to make sense?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 03:46 PM (gIRsn)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky
Threadwinner #3.
Seriously, it took us 515 comments to come up with this one?
Posted by: Judge O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:46 PM (42M22)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 17, 2017 03:47 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2017 03:47 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:47 PM (QLvwG)
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
O'Neill, ya, damn right
He's one bad mother...
Watch your mouth
I'm just talking about O'Neill
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2017 03:47 PM (493sH)
Wife and baggage are petty much synonyms. Are you trying to make sense?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 03:46 PM (gIRsn)
Well, one of those probably would be pretty upset at having to ride to the airport in the trunk.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 03:47 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2017 03:36 PM (6dFYM)
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No. That's one of many reasons why they want to stay off Obamacare.
They don't want THEIR medical records on file at DHS.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 03:47 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2017 03:36 PM (6dFYM)
Am I grandfathered in?
Posted by: Barney Frank, retired surveyor at November 17, 2017 03:47 PM (zCyNd)
And make sure you hit it like it's on sale. Because it has a short shelf life.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 03:47 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 03:48 PM (huhUB)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 17, 2017 03:48 PM (r0yCO)
I would say those women have serious issues.
Posted by: redbanzai at November 17, 2017 03:45 PM (rAIG/)
They were rich and had high IQs. They're your cadiologist, lawyer, and psychiatrist.
I was raised by older parents, so had all kinds of "hang ups" thankfully.
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2017 03:48 PM (eO5CB)
I can also tell which ones have masticated recently. You can't find that kind of talent just anywhere.
Oh please, I knew women in college who were around 30 guys and hadn't even gotten up to speed yet. 50 is very doable.
Oh sure, its not impossible. Just not wise or moral.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 03:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 03:47 PM (VpIIl)
Sweetie, I don't know who you married, but it sounds like you could have made a better choice.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 03:49 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 17, 2017 03:49 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2017 03:42 PM (eO5CB)
You don't still happen to have their contact info perchance? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 17, 2017 03:49 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 17, 2017 03:49 PM (QAOZh)
That'll be two years probations and a blowjob.
Posted by: Judge Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:49 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 17, 2017 03:50 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at November 17, 2017 03:50 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 17, 2017 03:50 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: Bill O Neill at November 17, 2017 03:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 17, 2017 03:50 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 03:51 PM (huhUB)
535 @dagny, those women may have been rich with high IQs, but I guarantee they also had an absent father or handsy male relative. Very few women hit that level of promiscuity with anything like emotional health. It takes some help to get them there.
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 17, 2017 03:49 PM (QAOZh)
This is the sort of woman known as a cum-dumpster. I can't imagine the guy who thinks being #31 is a good deal. But YMMV.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 03:51 PM (7UW64)
No kidding. If your wife isn't having sex with you, it's a problem not a universal state of being married for more than a couple years. Get counseling or medicine, or whatever.
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2017 03:51 PM (eO5CB)
And make sure you hit it like it's on sale. Because it has a short shelf life.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 03:47 PM (VpIIl)
Sweetie, I don't know who you married, but it sounds like you could have made a better choice."
I have lots of great sex, with kids a few years apart running around, two jobs and all the madness, said nobody ever...
However, I will say it gets better when the kids get older
*thumbs up*
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 03:51 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 17, 2017 03:50 PM (YV+SU)
You been hanging out with Mary Cloggenstein?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 03:51 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2017 03:46 PM (gIRsn)
Well, one of those probably would be pretty upset at having to ride to the airport in the trunk.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 03:47 PM (7UW64)
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Well, that is a really quandary for some of us.
Posted by: Penfold at November 17, 2017 03:52 PM (Fbt5B)
No, a drew a hat. Honest!
Posted by: Naval Avaitor hotshot at November 17, 2017 03:41 PM (/ha4Z)
Indeed, it does look more like a ten-gallon hat with a cartoonishly exaggerated crown, than it does a twig and berries, although I am fairly sure the latter was intended.
Posted by: Hillary at November 17, 2017 03:52 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 03:53 PM (huhUB)
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2017 03:51 PM (eO5CB)
If she's already fucking somebody else on the side and making plans to divorce you, neither of those will cut it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 03:53 PM (NWiLs)
"Some women -- prepare for a shock -- want to have sex with men, specifically, and actually like men, both sexually and even non-sexually."
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Do me a favor and email my wife this info.
Posted by: Husbands everywhere at November 17, 2017 03:53 PM (LQLeS)
"You will ride in there and shut your whore mouth!!"
-Achmed bin Muhammad al'Muhammod
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 03:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 03:53 PM (LiyEm)
I can't help thinking about all the people in the offices who are pissed off that he indirectly made them look like clowns. I mean, this is their Supreme Court. I keep laughing and I don't even know why.
Maybe that he came out to defend Franken. Why oh why would you pick him of all people to defend? With stories that are consensual, when Franken's wasn't. It's all so foolish.
Also, some of the posts on here are pretty funny. Maybe gallows humor, but it feels good to laugh.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 03:53 PM (4Vu64)
"Good heavens, folks, try keeping it in your pants and saving it for your wife. Sex is better without all the baggage."
And make sure you hit it like it's on sale. Because it has a short shelf life.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 03:47 PM (VpIIl)
They expire?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 03:53 PM (tbOMB)
Sure, but you should critique society if that's what you mean and not women. Don't say "women are x" when you mean "our society is set up like x" you know?
This channel is full of womens I wish I could hug, they are smart and fun and kind. At least to me. Bashing women globally hits them even if just a little and that's not very kind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 03:30 PM (39g3+)
But I am saying society is set up like x.
At the same time I have no problem talking about Male nature and being honest about it, yet talking about female nature (evolutionary biology and evolutionary psychology) in the same way will get both men and women destroyed for talking about it.
I guess it's the gynocentricism mixed with feminism that generations have been raised under.
It's sad because both men and women lose including the health of our country.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 03:53 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2017 03:54 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 17, 2017 03:55 PM (ZM2xo)
Order in the court! Blondes under 30 first.
Posted by: Judge Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:55 PM (HgMAr)
What if a female pilot skywrote a dong?
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 03:53 PM (LiyEm)
Well then, I would return her call.
Posted by: Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 03:55 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 03:55 PM (pCoJY)
Along with a few confused boys, a goat, and a potted plant
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 03:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Husbands everywhere at November 17, 2017 03:53 PM (LQLeS)
Hahahahahahahaha
So true. In 'Everyone Loves Raymond' they do a good job of portraying that.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 03:56 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 03:56 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2017 03:56 PM (9TU00)
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 03:56 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 17, 2017 03:49 PM (QAOZh)
They had rich parents who left them with nannies. They were most likely acting out but it was pretty universal in the 80s in that milieu. They screwed whomever took their fancy at the party and then whoever took their fancy at the later party that night. There was really no angst about it. Just a sense of "why not." I was secretely scandalized but kept my mouth shut so as to appear "cool." My now husband was super shocked I wasn't like my friends.
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2017 03:57 PM (eO5CB)
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 17, 2017 03:43 PM (YV+SU)
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Considering her incessant whine about being oppressed by the patriarchy, I find it quite odd that she has never claimed that particular victim status.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 03:57 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 03:57 PM (huhUB)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 03:53 PM (LiyEm)
Gloria AllRed would claim it was a representation of Roy Moore?
Posted by: Hillary at November 17, 2017 03:58 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 03:58 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2017 03:58 PM (493sH)
Put one of your wives / girlfriends and your dog in the car's trunk for a ride to the airport. See who is happy to see you when you get there and open it up.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 17, 2017 03:58 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2017 03:58 PM (QvNX2)
_______________________________
Did he say this when PDT was falsely accused of "grabbing" pussy?
No. Then f*ck him.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 17, 2017 03:58 PM (LaZum)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 03:58 PM (pCoJY)
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What's the classy euphemism for f*ck? Boink, schtup, bang, ball, screw, lay, shag, hump?
Posted by: Husbands everywhere at November 17, 2017 03:59 PM (LQLeS)
What if a female pilot skywrote a dong?
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 03:53 PM (LiyEm)
It would be a very comfortable size
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 17, 2017 03:59 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 03:59 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 03:59 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 03:59 PM (huhUB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 17, 2017 04:00 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 03:47 PM (VpIIl)
Sweetie, I don't know who you married, but it sounds like you could have made a better choice.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 03:49 PM (7UW64)
100 bucks says you would not be blaming a wife for choosing the wrong mate.
Men get cheated on, it's the man's fault
Men get abused, it's the man's fault
Men lose their kids, it's their fault
Men get falsely accused, it's the man's fault
And the same answer is the man fault for choosing the wrong mate absolving all responsibility, accountability, and consequences from the woman involved in the relationship.
Society at work. And women would not say to other women that they deserve the above because they chose the wrong mate.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:00 PM (g4lFK)
I am not kidding. Over at Newsbusters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2017 04:00 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2017 04:00 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Pudding Head at November 17, 2017 04:00 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 04:00 PM (pCoJY)
I don't see anything particularly 'honorable' about this judge. Since he's a (D) I hope the SJW crew latch onto his ankles and drag him away.
I'd like to be able to respect those who sit at the highest position in the courtroom. Not be subjected to their lecherous pubic confessions.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 17, 2017 04:00 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Rufus Beauregard Cornpone at November 17, 2017 04:01 PM (LaZum)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 17, 2017 04:01 PM (ZM2xo)
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 17, 2017 03:49 PM (QAOZh)
------------------------
And the biggest help is booze.
But we aren't allowed to say that, not on campuses at least.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 04:01 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 04:01 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at November 17, 2017 03:38 PM (AM1GF)
No one could save this thread
Posted by: the Butcher at November 17, 2017 04:01 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 17, 2017 04:01 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Cowboyneal - the other Jewish carpenter at November 17, 2017 04:02 PM (k2KmM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 03:57 PM
He's in Ohio. Probably thinking about the Cleveland Browns, which accomplishes the same goal.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2017 04:02 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:00 PM (g4lFK)
Not true. I have told my girlfriends in very frank discussions that they are in the predicament they are in because they keep hooking up with the wrong guys. The wrong guys for them.
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:02 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at November 17, 2017 04:03 PM (F/4Zj)
Posted by: Don Giovanni at November 17, 2017 04:03 PM (PEOTF)
Posted by: Rufus Beauregard Cornpone
You have clothes for your lawn mower?
Kinky!!!>.
Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2017 04:03 PM (8ikIW)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07769T9FZ
Or perhaps - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B014BTSEYO
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 17, 2017 04:03 PM (huhUB)
Posted by: Uberjustice Klovenhoofer at November 17, 2017 04:03 PM (326rv)
The South will rise again!
Posted by: Rufus Beauregard Cornpone at November 17, 2017 04:04 PM (LaZum)
But we aren't allowed to say that, not on campuses at least.Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 04:01 PM (0jtPF)
Meh, I don't buy that. I wouldn't squank anyone drunk that I wouldn't squank sober.
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2017 04:04 PM (eO5CB)
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2017 04:04 PM (HgMAr)
Men get cheated on, it's the man's fault
Men get abused, it's the man's fault
Men lose their kids, it's their fault
Men get falsely accused, it's the man's fault
And the same answer is the man fault for choosing the wrong mate
absolving all responsibility, accountability, and consequences from the
woman involved in the relationship.
Society at work. And women would not say to other women that they deserve the above because they chose the wrong mate.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:00 PM (g4lFK)
That is a 100 bucks you would lose to most or all of the women here... women are just as responsible for their bad choices as men.
Posted by: redbanzai at November 17, 2017 04:04 PM (rAIG/)
Little Green Drudge Balls
Posted by: Under Fire at November 17, 2017 04:04 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 17, 2017 04:04 PM (pCoJY)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 17, 2017 04:05 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: dagny at November 17, 2017 03:51 PM (eO5CB)
If she's already fucking somebody else on the side and making plans to divorce you, neither of those will cut it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 17, 2017 03:53 PM (NWiLs)
Hypergamy is celebrated and rewarded. This has only been the case the last few decades. It's one of those evolutionary traits that have to be restrained in women like physical dominance for violence in men.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:05 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 17, 2017 04:05 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: John Wayne Gasy at November 17, 2017 04:05 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: Rufus Beauregard Cornpone
Not worth it. She would never be on the lead lap and eventually will hit the fence and blame it on you.
Posted by: auscolpyr at November 17, 2017 04:06 PM (suO/a)
Seems there are 50 women out there who have rather weird tastes when in comes to sexual partners.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 17, 2017 04:06 PM (LQLeS)
THIS is why I am a loyal subscriber to Ace of Spades.
I mean, come on, it is self-explanatory.
With this kind of writing, Ace will be Senator of Minnesota someday.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 17, 2017 04:06 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: John Wayne Gasy at November 17, 2017 04:05 PM (YV+SU)
Or make a nice stew.
Posted by: Edmund Emil Kemper at November 17, 2017 04:07 PM (HgMAr)
that loves "the arts." It has also been home to Tim Conway, Bill
Waterston, and Scott Weiland. Think Waterston still lives there.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 17, 2017 04:05 PM (FQKBL)
How did it get it's name? Did some voyageurs go over it in a canoe, and become chagrined? Because that could just ruin your whole day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 04:07 PM (oPNmq)
Three things of note:
1. John Kasich
2. Jerry Springer
3. Dennis Kucinich
The Gild on the Lilly: Jim Traficant.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 17, 2017 04:08 PM (LaZum)
______________________
Oh sure, its not impossible. Just not wise or moral.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 03:49 PM (39g3+)
***********************
There was a sweet spot ->after penicillin and before aids<- the earthly penalty for promiscuity was much less.
Posted by: gNew at November 17, 2017 04:08 PM (V86aL)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:00 PM (g4lFK)
---------------------------
I'd like to think that most people (of either sex) would not think an individual ever "deserved" to be ill-treated.
But your silly belief that women do not criticize other women for foolish contributory behavior is just that --- silly.
They do. All the time.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 04:08 PM (0jtPF)
Men get cheated on, it's the man's fault
Men get abused, it's the man's fault
Men lose their kids, it's their fault
Men get falsely accused, it's the man's fault
And the same answer is the man fault for choosing the wrong mate
absolving all responsibility, accountability, and consequences from the
woman involved in the relationship.
Society at work. And women would not say to other women that they deserve the above because they chose the wrong mate.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:00 PM (g4lFK)
That is a 100 bucks you would lose to most or all of the women here... women are just as responsible for their bad choices as men.
Posted by: redbanzai at November 17, 2017 04:04 PM (rAIG/)
Interesting because I see the majority of comments blaming the men for choosing the wrong partner by both men and women like men have a time machine and are psychic.
The same is not true for women in society. The male and female wagons circle because of subconscious preferences.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:08 PM (g4lFK)
that loves "the arts." It has also been home to Tim Conway, Bill
Waterston, and Scott Weiland. Think Waterston still lives there.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 17, 2017 04:05 PM (FQKBL)
How did it get it's name? Did some voyageurs go over it in a canoe, and become chagrined?
I think that we're the reason.
Posted by: #39 -#47 at November 17, 2017 04:09 PM (326rv)
Chagrin Falls is a very wealthy, historic community
that loves "the arts." It has also been home to Tim Conway, Bill
Waterston, and Scott Weiland. Think Waterston still lives there.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 17, 2017 04:05 PM (FQKBL)
How did it get it's name? Did some voyageurs go over it in a canoe, and become chagrined? Because that could just ruin your whole day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 04:07 PM (oPNmq)
There are no more woman there left to bang. Well, except the skanks.
Posted by: Bill O'Neill at November 17, 2017 04:09 PM (tbOMB)
I was making the standard "married sex" joke, so forgive me if I laugh at your presumptions and some of the comments that followed.
By the way, it is a choice I will never regret, and every day I breath and see the large amount of judgmental rubbish that walks this planet, I am more secure in that.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:10 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 04:10 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:00 PM (g4lFK)
---------------------------
I'd like to think that most people (of either sex) would not think an individual ever "deserved" to be ill-treated.
But your silly belief that women do not criticize other women for foolish contributory behavior is just that --- silly.
They do. All the time.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 17, 2017 04:08 PM (0jtPF)
Then explain hypergamy being an epidemic that is rewarded and encouraged by women in society.
You can't have it both ways.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:10 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Sporkatus at November 17, 2017 04:10 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: #39 -#47 at November 17, 2017 04:10 PM (326rv)
Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at November 17, 2017 04:10 PM (uFdTK)
We called that the "Seventies"...
Wasn't great for everyone
Posted by: nostrils at November 17, 2017 04:11 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 17, 2017 04:12 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 17, 2017 04:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2017 04:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at November 17, 2017 04:12 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 04:12 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 04:12 PM (MINbv)
We called that the "Seventies"...
---------------------
The downside was the ridiculous clothing people were required to wear and disco.
Posted by: John Wayne Gasy at November 17, 2017 04:12 PM (YV+SU)
"
I believe it depends on where you live and the circles you run in.
But that being said, anyone who believes what you've stated isn't the truth in many circles, especially if you live in a liberal state, needs to get out more.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:00 PM (g4lFK)
Not true. I have told my girlfriends in very frank discussions that they are in the predicament they are in because they keep hooking up with the wrong guys. The wrong guys for them.
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:02 PM (a0IVu)
But would you do it in public? If so and all this public straight shooting is true then why is hypergamy rewarded and encouraged by our society of most women and some men in public?
You can't have it both ways.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (g4lFK)
Odd but true note: Joe Biden uses their wedding photo as a guide when being photographed with pre-adolescent girls.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (LaZum)
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 17, 2017 03:48 PM (r0yCO)"
Bob Castellini (current majority owner of the Reds) invited my dad to Opening Day a couple of years ago. Back when I was in college, he stopped my dad and said, "I wish my daughter was doing as well as your boy is in school!"
Sadly, I never met his daughter...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (XykBO)
Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at November 17, 2017 04:10 PM (uFdTK)
I love the turn of phrase the Austrian language has.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 17, 2017 04:14 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 17, 2017 04:14 PM (VezBU)
Ive been told by many women that if men could read a woman's mind she'd be in real trouble because they think about sex and getting it a lot but keep it to themselves, unlike men.
I don't know how true that is but I suspect there's a lot of truth to that. Get a woman drunk and that "I'd better not" barrier starts to drop.
However, from what I've seen of young women today, I don't think many have been raised with that barrier in place any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2017 04:14 PM (39g3+)
Any Republican? And I mean any Republican? Bags already packed and heading out of town by now.
But obviously some animals are more equal than others.
I will thoroughly enjoy telling every proggie who wants to say jack about "Roy Moore" to STFU so long as Stuart Smalley stays in the Senate.
Posted by: DocJ at November 17, 2017 04:14 PM (NYS7S)
blaming the men for choosing the wrong partner by both men and women
like men have a time machine and are psychic.
The same is not true for women in society. The male and female wagons circle because of subconscious preferences.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:08 PM (g4lFK)
Having divorced a husband who did not believe me when I said married people are not allowed to date other people, I can say from personal experience that there was every indication that he did not value monogamy before we married.
Only rarely do people change... the signs are usually there.
Posted by: redbanzai at November 17, 2017 04:14 PM (rAIG/)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 17, 2017 03:50 PM (ZM2xo)
Mailman is term limited. The Democrats will get to decide between him and that dipshit in the morning report. Republicans will get someone new, and depending on how many people have decided whether or not Kasich pissed them off might lose.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:15 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 17, 2017 04:15 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2017 04:15 PM (7SUm3)
Posted by: Kasper-X-Hauser at November 17, 2017 04:16 PM (HqpV0)
Posted by: John Wayne Gasy at November 17, 2017 04:16 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2017 04:17 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 17, 2017 04:18 PM (YV+SU)
107.5 BILLION people have been born
estimate here:
http://www.prb.org/Publications/Articles/2002/HowManyPeopleHaveEverLivedonEarth.aspx
Posted by: Chris Cassone at November 17, 2017 04:18 PM (q6dxG)
public straight shooting is true then why is hypergamy rewarded and
encouraged by our society of most women and some men in public?
You can't have it both ways.
Posted by: Monk at November 17, 2017 04:13 PM (g4lFK)
Would I say something like that in a public forum you mean? Sure if the situation warrants it. And I happen to live in a blue state with liberal women as friends for the most part. They are not opposed to hearing some hard truths.
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2017 04:18 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2017 03:49 PM (7UW64****************
I didn't even make it far enough to get divorced. But I can assure you from my experience the human race would die out from lack of reproduction. People are just too mean in the aggregate. We get a limited chance on our diminishing timelines to make that happen and it didn't for me. I stay here in the hope that the promise of America will be continued for those who will be here in the future. Perhaps the better angels of our nature will win out....the triumph of hope over reason. Remember, we have right to pursue happiness, not to be guaranteed happiness.
Posted by: torabora at November 17, 2017 04:19 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 17, 2017 04:19 PM (YV+SU)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:20 PM (z/Ubi)
the insurance company. They'll probably send someone out on Monday. I
*think* it's drivable.
Posted by: rickl at November 17, 2017 04:12 PM (xjiRE)
Shit, Rick, it's one damned thing after another, ain't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2017 04:21 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: John Wayne Gasy at November 17, 2017 04:16 PM
I'm not planning to be until then, either.
Posted by: Hillary! at November 17, 2017 04:25 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: wte9 at November 17, 2017 04:26 PM (xYr9U)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 04:26 PM (4Vu64)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 17, 2017 04:20 PM (z/
Oh, now it makes sense. Light bulb went on. Thanks.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moose mussed at November 17, 2017 04:28 PM (4Vu64)
Does Judge O'Neill tell them, "just lie back and think of Brown vs the Board of Education?"
Not every time. Sometimes he tells them to think about Lawrence v. Texas.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 17, 2017 04:33 PM (hKi6n)
2. stripper smoking dope
3. bad check for mom's d'day gift community college student
4. Cheerleader with six pack
git my drift... they all needed get out of jail card.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2017 05:13 PM (0W8QL)
Bailiff: My name is Arthur
Judge: Rusty arrest this man
Arthur the Bailiff: Who are you talking to your Honor?
Judge: Rusty the king of bailiffs and master of the courtroom
Bailiff: Your Honor, Rusty should not be in session
Judge: does she have a vagina?
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2017 05:18 PM (0W8QL)
Here I Stand: Wars of the Reformation 1517-1555 is a great game. You can play it online using Vassal Engine for free.
Posted by: Martin Luther at November 17, 2017 05:41 PM (6HWvp)
Some thing screams 'Movie Rights!!!!! ' About the good Judges' story....Rusty Does Dallas.....
Posted by: Redgrains at November 17, 2017 06:28 PM (WPxnj)
Posted by: jason at November 17, 2017 08:44 PM (uyrlv)
But the idea of 50 Women being so desperate that they felt they needed to fuck that, that whatever it is, makes my heart weep.
I'll contribute to the GoFundMe campaign for every single one of those unfortunate Women. But that's the extent of my pity, they better not expect me to console them in any sort of more personal way considering their compromised history. If you know what i mean.
Posted by: Kazinski at November 17, 2017 08:48 PM (xU4DH)
Posted by: Super Genius at November 17, 2017 10:42 PM (DGD99)
I mean..it's gross, that distance..and unnatural.
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