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We Need to Talk About Uncle Joe

Joe Biden, serial young girl-toucher.

















That's some upsetting stuff. Here's a joke to try to chase the ick away.



Meanwhile, Joe Biden claims that the NRA instructor who stopped a slaughter with his AR-15 shouldn't have been permitted to own that AR-15, and, presumably, should have permitted the slaughter to continue until everyone in the church was dead.

Little deal: We'll give up our AR-15s, Creepy Uncle Joe, when you give up smelling little girls.


Posted by: Ace at 02:45 PM




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1 That's disgusting.

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 15, 2017 02:45 PM (eCLUN)

2 He is SO creepy!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 02:46 PM (W+vEI)

3 Top something.

The photoshops with anime girls are great.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 15, 2017 02:46 PM (KUaJL)

4 Well, that is a collection.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 15, 2017 02:47 PM (ycWCI)

5 Uncle Joe,
He gotta go,
Please don't ask me how I know ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at November 15, 2017 02:47 PM (AoK0a)

6 Ash Carter should have punched him

Posted by: Jean at November 15, 2017 02:47 PM (9TU00)

7 *Whispers*

'You are going to like my penis.'

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 02:47 PM (eCLUN)

8 The body language lady has a painful video from the 2016 swearing in (I think?) - the moments with Cory Gardner's daughter are so dang uncomfortable!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 02:47 PM (W+vEI)

9 Can we all agree that Drudge has jumped the shark?

Judge Whore....

Really?????

Posted by: Ghost of Patton at November 15, 2017 02:48 PM (f04Jh)

10 Biden's obsession with hair..
A "grab em by the pubes" mentality.

Posted by: wooga at November 15, 2017 02:48 PM (VaOnS)

11 hah! I was mentioning the biker chick pic yesterday - the expression on that guy's face was priceless.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 02:48 PM (a0IVu)

12 How much for your wife and the little girl?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 02:48 PM (E6Dv5)

13 I think it's the hair nuzzling. It seems to be his move with ladies he barely knows.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 15, 2017 02:48 PM (ycWCI)

14 OMG He's rubbing his genitals on the little girl! Biden is a sick disgusting pervert!

Posted by: Fritz at November 15, 2017 02:48 PM (2Mnv1)

15 Those anime pshops are awesome.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 02:49 PM (eCLUN)

16 It's a long video, but you only have to watch the first 5-10 minutes.
Ugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoLHn577xIE

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 02:49 PM (W+vEI)

17 Artie Lange and Anthony Cunia were talking about this and showing clips on how creepy it is that he likes to sniff girls hairs.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 15, 2017 02:49 PM (dKiJG)

18 Joe Biden - pedophile.

Remember, it's not the accuracy, but the credibility that matters.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 02:49 PM (4Hf9E)

19 Here's a better deal - we keep our rifles, and Joe goes away.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 15, 2017 02:49 PM (fA1SL)

20 The hands on both shoulders is also kind of unsettling. It's the violation of a ladies' personal space without the requisite relationship or courting.

With a dude, I would expect to see elbows flying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 15, 2017 02:50 PM (ycWCI)

21 If you people learn nothing from The Washington Post? You wait until just before the election to bring the stuff out

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2017 02:50 PM (E6Dv5)

22 Didn't Joe Biden once tell us that we should all own shotguns, and if a bad guy was at the door to shoot the bad guy right through the door with the shotgun?

Posted by: Boots at November 15, 2017 02:50 PM (EBwPV)

23 True Fact : Joe Biden wrote 'She's Only 17' for Winger.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 02:50 PM (eCLUN)

24 Re the anime - you know you're creepy when even weebs notice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 15, 2017 02:50 PM (fA1SL)

25

You would think this would bury his prospects, but it's a bonus for the Dems

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 02:51 PM (fceHP)

26 And all the dickless wonders of the Congress just stood by and grinned and did nothing and said nothing.

The End

Posted by: huerfano at November 15, 2017 02:51 PM (Dp2K8)

27 And unlike other pussy Republicans, Trump will make sure Biden's creepiness is front and center.

Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 02:51 PM (lKmt3)

28 Little deal: We'll give up our AR-15s, Creepy Uncle Joe, when you give up smelling little girls.


No deal. AND Creepy Uncle Joe can give up smelling little girls.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 02:51 PM (tbOMB)

29 How come no dad has said "unhand her, you perverse, bottom -feeding cad"?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2017 02:51 PM (aCNZ6)

30 22 Didn't Joe Biden once tell us that we should all own shotguns, and if a bad guy was at the door to shoot the bad guy right through the door with the shotgun?

Posted by: Boots at November 15, 2017 02:50 PM (EBwPV)

I seem to remember firing off a barrel into the air.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 15, 2017 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

31 Remember you read it here first, from me. They're shopping the topic and setting up Trump. PPP is polling it. (I got polled). All the sexual "way back" stuff is a set up and they're going to fake or bring up 30 year old shit on Trump.

Watch.

Posted by: dagny at November 15, 2017 02:51 PM (eO5CB)

32 Short Eyes Joe.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 02:51 PM (r9UYA)

33 It looks habitual and deliberate. No doubt about it.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 15, 2017 02:52 PM (tcwn1)

34 (A) I like the anime additions - it really adds to the meme.
(2) This is where I am going to say that before anyone starts placing the ponies for the 2020 Presidential Stakes at the starting gate a lot of stuff is going to happen.

Sit back and watch.

Oh - and be not fearful. I can't forget that part.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2017 02:52 PM (hLRSq)

35 *Whispers*

'You are going to like my penis.'
========

Yuck! I hate Vienna sausages!

Posted by: Young Girls at November 15, 2017 02:52 PM (vg8iE)

36 I have a King sized duvan made entirely from the scalps of 7 year old girls.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 02:52 PM (eCLUN)

37 Biden: Bill Clinton without chutzpah.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 02:52 PM (42M22)

38 22
Didn't Joe Biden once tell us that we should all own shotguns, and if a bad guy was at the door to shoot the bad guy right through the door with the shotgun?





Posted by: Boots at November 15, 2017 02:50 PM (EBwPV)



No. The advice was to just shoot into the air, with both barrels, IIRC. Although to be fair to Joe Biden, nobody really takes him seriously.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 02:52 PM (tbOMB)

39 Even the "show me where the bad man touched you" doll is skeeved by VP Skinny Dips.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at November 15, 2017 02:53 PM (Ftuf+)

40 Little deal: We'll give up our AR-15s, Creepy Uncle Joe, when you give up smelling little girls.

There's a connection there, but I'm not going to make it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 15, 2017 02:53 PM (z79tQ)

41 Now This is a big fucking deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 02:53 PM (/tuJf)

42 And here I thought Pandora's Box was just a Greek myth.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 02:53 PM (42M22)

43 So, hypothetically, if any one of these girls happened to at any point come forward saying that his actions were assault, he's got to resign in any race he's hypothetically running for, right?

Again, I'm speaking hypothetically here.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 15, 2017 02:53 PM (KUaJL)

44 The Marxists always project their crimes on the innocent outsiders. DC is nothing but blackmailed pedophiles. I would not bat an eye if it was nuked from orbit.

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 02:53 PM (g4lFK)

45 Mommy, make the creepy man stop being creepy!

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 15, 2017 02:53 PM (RD7QR)

46

These videos make you want to vomit.

That's just pedo Joe being pedo Joe! pshaw, nothing to see here.

The second one, he begins to stare at her at the end, it is so creepy.

Mother's know.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 02:53 PM (fceHP)

47 Yeah this is what I was talking about. And there's actually MORE out there. Its really really disturbing. For me the breaking point was when he said "I hope I see you at home later" to the girl who is walking away stiffly and awkwardly, while he is staring at her for an uncomfortable length of time.

I wonder just how many girls and women Biden has put his hands on. How many gropes, how many whispered horrors. How many molestations? The guy clearly cannot keep his hands off of women and girls, no matter their age. Definitely a very disturbing, awful man.

This is what gets me. You can tell when someone is off. You can get a sense, especially like Ace said last night, kids know. This guy is bent, you can tell. Moore I don't get that vibe from at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 02:53 PM (39g3+)

48 They smell different when they are awake.

Posted by: Creepy Uncle Joe at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (r0rZG)

49 Remember when Obama told us he was putting Joe Biden iin charge of curing cancer during one of his SOTU speeches? Good times.
Bet you didn't realize that meant Uncle "bad touch" Biden would be administering breast exams...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (W+vEI)

50 I stopped watching the vids midway
I knew about this creepy behavior but it's upsetting to see them all at once.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (hMwEB)

51 Joe Biden is so creepy, Kurt Eichenwald has to research him to settle family arguments.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (tbOMB)

52 Great idea: let's torch him in advance of 2020.

It's also taking a page from the Reds' playbook. Their bagmen in Harveywood get torched for sexual improprieties, so they accuse Roy Moore to ding him and take the heat off of their bagmen.

So some conservative uses psychic ju-jitsu to put the Dems back on the hot seat in the form of Joe Biden, where there is video evidence of creepy behavior, not just unsubstantiated allegations from 40 years ago.

How do you like them apples, Dems?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (FIdOt)

53 Boy you Right Wingers are stupid..Ya don't run down Biden till AFTER he gets a nomination, THEN you accuses him of being a pervert.

People People pay attention here.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (raaWN)

54 I read a report yesterday that a Secret Service agent almost whipped Biden's ass when he touched his wife's breasts. The agent shoved Biden and then was restrained by other agents. He received a one-week suspension.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (398bZ)

55 Did he try his hair sniffing-genitalia rubbing move on Michelle?

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (a0IVu)

56 Funny Uncle Joe's finally getting some attention.

Posted by: fdrlist at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (hJaAU)

57 No. The advice was to just shoot into the air, with both barrels, IIRC.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 02:52 PM (tbOMB)


And then piss all over yourself.

I think he threw a little vomiting in, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (8gDQu)

58 His motives are pure. He's a Democrat and besides his son died you guys!

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (2fAYY)

59 Remember you read it here first, from me. They're shopping the topic and setting up Trump. PPP is polling it. (I got polled). All the sexual "way back" stuff is a set up and they're going to fake or bring up 30 year old shit on Trump.

Watch.
Posted by: dagny

_______

They already did.

Even if everything was true that was thrown at him, it was weak shit. Stuff like he slapped a woman ass 40 years ago or called a Miss Universe contestant that had gained 80 lbs, fat.

Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 02:55 PM (lKmt3)

60 Now This is a big fucking deal.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 02:53 PM (/tuJf)


thread winner

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 02:55 PM (fceHP)

61 How come no dad has said "unhand her you bottom-feeding cad"

---

Because most people aren't as quick and badass in the moment as they'd like to be.

There was a rumor that a Secret Service member punched him over this, but rumors are just that.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 15, 2017 02:55 PM (SKaHS)

62 This just in:

Men Are Pervs. Men in Power Use Their Power to Perv-Out on Every Chick in the Vicinity.

Stay tuned for updates.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 02:55 PM (42M22)

63 So, he's related to Kurt Eichenwald?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 02:55 PM (9TK8E)

64 18 Joe Biden - pedophile.

Remember, it's not the accuracy, but the credibility that matters.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 02:49 PM (4Hf9E)


A forty year old accusation with no proof is more credible than videos and photos from the past decade. Because I said so.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 15, 2017 02:55 PM (hLRSq)

65 Mr. Biden belongs to the ruling party. If you talk about him in anything other than glowing, adulatory terms, you should be arrested.

Posted by: Catch Thirty Thr33 at November 15, 2017 02:55 PM (u0f7+)

66 I hear he special happy pants with a hole in the pocket.

Posted by: rHennigantx at November 15, 2017 02:55 PM (bmkS9)

67 >>Now This is a big fucking deal.


It looks even bigger in a little girl's hand.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 02:56 PM (eCLUN)

68 51 Joe Biden is so creepy, Kurt Eichenwald has to research him to settle family arguments.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (tbOMB)



Bill Nye thinks this is repellent.

So does Harry Reid, but that's because it involves girls.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 02:56 PM (FIdOt)

69 It's his prerogative as a member of the world's greatest deliberative body to caress these little girls. Not at all like that unfit upstart Roy Moore.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at November 15, 2017 02:56 PM (VJ4aP)

70 I'm here to defend Joe Biden. He never touched me!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at November 15, 2017 02:56 PM (LISuA)

71 He is literally practicing his game in these kids to use on other kids at the pool parties and pizza parties.

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 02:56 PM (g4lFK)

72 Takeaway: All white males are pervs.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 02:56 PM (r9UYA)

73

Pro Tip for Joey Bidet:

"And with the girls be handy" is a lyric, not an instruction manual.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 02:56 PM (mbhDw)

74 This guy is bent, you can tell. Moore I don't get that vibe from at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

________

Unfortunately I get the vibe from Moore also.

Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 02:57 PM (lKmt3)

75 uncle joe has always been a perverted fucktard. what else is new? bill clinton fucks underage, confused, girls? just damn, knock me over with a feather. our betters are all perverted snake handlers. i don't believe a damn thing i see through my lying eyes. it's all been litigated anyway, who gives a fuckn?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2017 02:57 PM (KP5rU)

76 Uncle Joey just has to Uncle Joey. HE has been doing this for a long time.

Posted by: Old Nam Vet at November 15, 2017 02:57 PM (FqZOm)

77 I think at least one SS guy is saying they had to protect female SS agents from Biden
gateway pundit?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 15, 2017 02:57 PM (hMwEB)

78 >>How come no dad has said "unhand her, you perverse, bottom -feeding cad"?


Joe seems to be good an opportunistic grabbing. He's there to swear in the kids' parent - an understandably big day in the parent's life - so he's not only the authority, but the parents are distracted by the event. Daughter getting groped is probably the last thing they expect or are looking for.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 02:57 PM (W+vEI)

79 Sadly, I no longer have the technological capacity to watch Twitter videos, so I'll have to trust y'all that it's creepy as hell.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 02:57 PM (42M22)

80 Well, Biden did watch BJ Cliton get away with it for years...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2017 02:57 PM (tRaq7)

81 Here's a better deal - we keep our rifles, and Joe goes away.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 15, 2017 02:49 PM (fA1SL)


THIS.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 02:58 PM (aMlLZ)

82 55 Did he try his hair sniffing-genitalia rubbing move on Michelle?
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (a0IVu)



Hey! It's lunchtime here, all right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 02:58 PM (FIdOt)

83 My daughter is 24 and anyone that would approach her / touch her / smell her like that would get a sharp shot in the balls and some very choice 4 letter words.

I am so proud of her!

Posted by: Cheri at November 15, 2017 02:58 PM (oiNtH)

84 Also, isn't Biden's son now banging his brother's widow?

That right there is worth some discussion, talk about screwed up family values.

Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 02:58 PM (lKmt3)

85 Just like our former first lady!

Mugabe's "wife, dubbed Gucci Grace for her love of shopping"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 15, 2017 02:58 PM (Nwg0u)

86 It took Joe's staff a while to train him out of automatically asking "how much for the girl?"

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at November 15, 2017 02:58 PM (RD7QR)

87 Trump expected to make major announcement on trade and North Korea @ 3:30 ET.

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 02:59 PM (Enq6K)

88 Evil retards. We're ruled by the Pakleds.

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2017 02:59 PM (7HtZB)

89 Now This is a big fucking deal.


It looks even bigger in a little girl's hand.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 02:56 PM (eCLUN)


Damn....

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 02:59 PM (aMlLZ)

90 >>Also, isn't Biden's son now banging his brother's widow?


In some Cultures this is mandatory.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 02:59 PM (eCLUN)

91 Pandora was 9.

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 02:59 PM (g4lFK)

92 Unfortunately I get the vibe from Moore also

----

Yeah, I do too.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 15, 2017 02:59 PM (SKaHS)

93 Joe Biden is so creepy, Kurt Eichenwald has to research him to settle family arguments.

Thread winner. Shut the place down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 02:59 PM (39g3+)

94 Cereal? You mean like Kaboom??


...Shillary...

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2017 03:00 PM (8ikIW)

95 84 Also, isn't Biden's son now banging his brother's widow?

That right there is worth some discussion, talk about screwed up family values.

Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 02:58 PM (lKmt3)


I'm sure on his deathbed, the guy told his brother "I want you to bang my wife now."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 15, 2017 03:00 PM (KUaJL)

96 >>87 Trump expected to make major announcement on trade and North Korea @ 3:30 ET.

How will the GOP divert from his winning this time?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 03:00 PM (r9UYA)

97 Only government is allowed to have the means to protect life. This is right out of Progressive playbook. If there is a right to own a gun, then there is a right to self-defense which in NOT a government granted right of socialist nature. Only a government worker can decide if you live (by sending out police or protection) or die (by not).
PS I carry a 45 because the last time I tried to carry a cop I had to keep stopping for donuts.

Posted by: rHennigantx at November 15, 2017 03:00 PM (bmkS9)

98 The anime girls do not chase the ick away. I think I want to go back to arguing WWE booking decisions with Cochran.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 03:00 PM (z/Ubi)

99 Now This is a big fucking deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 02:53 PM (/tuJf)
........

LOL

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 03:00 PM (HgMAr)

100 I guess I'm not the only one who likes "David Cop A Feel."

Posted by: GHW Bush at November 15, 2017 03:00 PM (398bZ)

101 Heyn let's not leave out those cheerleaders at Newport High in New Hampshire. They are amazing! The stuff they do on hardwoods....it absolutely blows my mind!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 03:00 PM (apsk+)

102
I'm just seeing this as the Clinton Clan vs. the Biden Clan and the Lieawatha Clan and Alexander Hamilton vs. Aaron Burr
and Stalin vs. Trotsky and Al Capone vs. Bugs Moran and Hatfields vs. McCoys.

Not that it's not enjoyable and creepy at the same time.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 15, 2017 03:01 PM (ajiE5)

103
Did he try his hair sniffing-genitalia rubbing move on Michelle?
======

Yeah, but then she whipped out her 14" and beat him across the face with it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:01 PM (vg8iE)

104 >>I'm sure on his deathbed, the guy told his brother "I want you to bang my wife now."


"Right in the Rosebud."

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 03:01 PM (eCLUN)

105 49 Remember when Obama told us he was putting Joe Biden iin charge of curing cancer during one of his SOTU speeches? Good times.
Bet you didn't realize that meant Uncle "bad touch" Biden would be administering breast exams...
Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (W+vEI)

++++

I remember when Obama said that Biden would account for every nickel used in the Stimulus Bill.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 15, 2017 03:01 PM (tcwn1)

106 Also, isn't Biden's son now banging his brother's widow?



That right there is worth some discussion, talk about screwed up family values.





Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 02:58 PM (lKmt3)

------------------------------------
Biblical is it not?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 15, 2017 03:01 PM (5NMZN)

107 Second look at Larry Sinclair?

Posted by: ALB at November 15, 2017 03:01 PM (jKBec)

108 Unfortunately I get the vibe from Moore also.

From what? His behavior around girls? His putting his hands all over them? The reaction of women around him? What gives you that feeling?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+)

109 No True Liberal would molest a girl, because by definition liberal men are feminist allies! QED.

Posted by: Progressive Logic Police at November 15, 2017 03:01 PM (42M22)

110 There are a few pictures of Obama touching little kids up around their Hoo Hoo's

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 03:01 PM (g4lFK)

111 Ace:
"Little deal: We'll give up our AR-15s, Creepy Uncle Joe, when you give up smelling little girls."


Uh, no. Uncle Joe isn't the only one who likes to diddle little kids. I got a daughter and someday I hope I'm blessed with grandkids.

Ain't giving up anything for that, and many more, reasons.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 15, 2017 03:02 PM (jxbfJ)

112 but the Comet Pizza thing couldn't possibly be true.

Posted by: simplemind at November 15, 2017 03:02 PM (AG9f3)

113 STRANGER DANGER!

Posted by: 9 Year Old Girl At The Pool at November 15, 2017 03:02 PM (r9UYA)

114 Also, isn't Biden's son now banging his brother's widow?

That right there is worth some discussion, talk about screwed up family values.

Posted by: Maritime



That's bad.

What makes it totally unacceptable is he left his wife and kids to do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 03:02 PM (4Hf9E)

115
I'm sure on his deathbed, the guy told his brother "I want you to bang my wife now."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 15, 2017 03:00 PM (KUaJL)
--

Brother replied "Too late!"

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 15, 2017 03:02 PM (hMwEB)

116 103
Did he try his hair sniffing-genitalia rubbing move on Michelle?
======

Yeah, but then she whipped out her 14" and beat him across the face with it.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:01 PM (vg8iE)



Right after she dropped with a forearm shiver.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:02 PM (FIdOt)

117 If we were in that position as parents and Joe tried something with our young daughter, he would be looking for his teeth in the parking lot and my husband would be in jail.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 03:02 PM (a0IVu)

118 I remember when Obama said that Biden would account for every nickel used in the Stimulus Bill.

I remember when President Trump put Pence in charge of voter fraud investigation...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:02 PM (39g3+)

119 My choo-choo wants to enter your tunnel.

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 03:02 PM (326rv)

120 This is all just clearing the decks.

By 2020, this will be old news.

Posted by: Uncle Joe at November 15, 2017 03:02 PM (ctuyM)

121 Did he try his hair sniffing-genitalia rubbing move on Michelle?
======

Yeah, but then she whipped out her 14" and beat him across the face with it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:01 PM (vg8iE)


I'm voting thread winner. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 03:02 PM (aMlLZ)

122 98 The anime girls do not chase the ick away. I think I want to go back to arguing WWE booking decisions with Cochran.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 15, 2017 03:00 PM (z/Ubi)

I'm not BCoch, but whatever.

How about them not renewing James Ellsworth's contract?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:03 PM (9TK8E)

123 OMFG.

Maybe it's just me, and I'm becoming an overly sensitive low-T old man, but I could not bear to watch more than 3 of these. I found it actually painful to watch it.

What a sickening creep.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 15, 2017 03:03 PM (OWWiT)

124 I'm sure on his deathbed, the guy told his brother "I want you to bang my wife now."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 15, 2017 03:00 PM (KUaJL)



"Now? You mean like right now? OK, scoot over. C'mon honey."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:03 PM (FIdOt)

125 113 STRANGER DANGER!
Posted by: 9 Year Old Girl At The Pool


VP creepy!

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:03 PM (42M22)

126 83
My daughter is 24 and anyone that would approach her / touch her / smell her like that would get a sharp shot in the balls and some very choice 4 letter words.




Posted by: Cheri at November 15, 2017 02:58 PM (oiNtH)



They pay extra for that on the ONT.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 03:03 PM (tbOMB)

127 105
++++



I remember when Obama said that Biden would account for every nickel used in the Stimulus Bill.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 15, 2017 03:01 PM (tcwn1)

Turns out Biden wants to stimulate more than just Bill.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 15, 2017 03:03 PM (jxbfJ)

128 >>Did he try his hair sniffing-genitalia rubbing move on Michelle?


I'm sure he has. Look at the biker chick he placed on his lap.
The body language lady says what he's doing is a "power touch" as in establishing he is in control, has the power. Seems like some sexual gratification mixed in, too, but he gets up in everyone's grill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoLHn577xIE

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 03:03 PM (W+vEI)

129 >>Yeah, but then she whipped out her 14" and beat him across the face with it.


Her Schwartz is way bigger than mine.

Posted by: Donna Brazile at November 15, 2017 03:03 PM (eCLUN)

130 Yep. Over the rail with Ole Joe before I give one inch on Moore.

Make em live up to their own standards first.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 15, 2017 03:04 PM (ymnmz)

131 >>What makes it totally unacceptable is he left his wife and kids to do it.

Well it's not like he could take them along. That would be really creepy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 03:04 PM (/tuJf)

132 108 Unfortunately I get the vibe from Moore also.

From what? His behavior around girls? His putting his hands all over them? The reaction of women around him? What gives you that feeling?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+)

It's a full on witch hunt that does not deal with reason and facts and evidence but muh feelz.

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 03:04 PM (g4lFK)

133 why did i watch it ? WHY?!

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2017 03:04 PM (QC/4S)

134 I was sexually assaulted just watching all that creepy shit

Posted by: NCKate at November 15, 2017 03:04 PM (uMNKJ)

135 121
Did he try his hair sniffing-genitalia rubbing move on Michelle?

======



Yeah, but then she whipped out her 14" and beat him across the face with it.



Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:01 PM (vg8iE)





I'm voting thread winner. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 03:02 PM (aMlLZ)

+1Nearby cube dwellers are wondering why I fell out of my chair LMFAO

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 15, 2017 03:04 PM (jxbfJ)

136 They are amazing! The stuff they do on hardwoods....
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 03:00 PM


It's not that rare anymore, Joe.

Posted by: Huma at November 15, 2017 03:05 PM (ctuyM)

137 Old Slow Joe Biden will be more than happy to tell you he's the smartest guy in the room.

Just axe him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2017 03:05 PM (tRaq7)

138 Just once it would be nice toi see someone mouth "Hands off Dickhead!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 15, 2017 03:05 PM (ymnmz)

139 Biden is allowed to do this because Democrat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 15, 2017 03:05 PM (493sH)

140

These need to be on video billboards. You don't even need sound to see what the pig is doing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 03:05 PM (fceHP)

141 I'm sure he has. Look at the biker chick he placed on his lap.

If he hadn't been surrounded by secret service, those bikers would have taken him outside and beat him into a coma. You can see it on their faces.

Imagine working to protect this guy and men like him. No wonder the SS gets drunk and can't find quality work any more. I have to lay my life down? For him?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:05 PM (39g3+)

142 *Whispers*


"Call me in 8 years..."

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 03:05 PM (eCLUN)

143 "Maybe it's just me, and I'm becoming an overly sensitive low-T old man, but I could not bear to watch more than 3 of these."

I can't watch it either. The obvious discomfort of the kids is just too much.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 15, 2017 03:05 PM (398bZ)

144 That bad guy character in Charlie's Angels ... Slim Man iirc, he like to grab the hair and smell it. But he wasn't as creepy as old Uncle Joe.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2017 03:05 PM (/aIFg)

145 Seems Old Uncle Joe likes the Itty-Bitties.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 03:05 PM (HgMAr)

146 What makes it totally unacceptable is he left his wife and kids to do it.
========

Uncle Daddy

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:06 PM (vg8iE)

147 "Now? You mean like right now? OK, scoot over. C'mon honey."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:03 PM (FIdOt)
lololol...you guys are outrageous. In a good way.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 03:06 PM (a0IVu)

148 >>108 Unfortunately I get the vibe from Moore also.

If he floats burn him.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 03:06 PM (r9UYA)

149 Biden should be shot on site. No questions asked, and I doubt anybody would complain.

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 03:06 PM (g4lFK)

150 Seriously, the one where he forced his left hand under the little girl's arm and groped her chest made me fucking ragey... sick piece of fucking shit.

Look for it, tell me he shouldn't have left that room with his perverted nutsack jammed down his fucking throat...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 15, 2017 03:06 PM (jjaLl)

151 They floated Biden as the nominee just so everyone could see these vids far ahead of time and get him disqualified. They're clearing the decks for Kamala Harris -- trust me. One by one they are disqualifying Hillary, Biden, and all the rest.

On the other hand, Trump v. Harris in 2020 will be quite the entertaining show.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:06 PM (42M22)

152 Oh man...do I want to watch this.

I don't. But will I? Maybe.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or morose moronic moose muse at November 15, 2017 03:06 PM (gg/Vm)

153 Sorry, not giving any guns up for Creepy Joe. Hope he repents before his big day with the Lord.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 15, 2017 03:07 PM (PWAU3)

154 >>Just once it would be nice toi see someone mouth "Hands off Dickhead!

Jeff Sessions swatted away Biden's hand when he attempted to touch his sweet, young granddaughter (who looks about 4 or 5?).

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 03:07 PM (W+vEI)

155 The man likes his "pizza."

Posted by: Insomniac - El Perdedor at November 15, 2017 03:07 PM (NWiLs)

156 And according to the Bishop of the Diocese of Wilmington, he's the second Coming of Christ.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 15, 2017 03:07 PM (326rv)

157 142 *Whispers*


"Call me in 8 years..."
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 03:05 PM (eCLUN)


*Replies*

"At which funeral home?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 03:07 PM (mbhDw)

158 I don't normally go to HotGas but this story is pretty awesome. Killer robot drones running with facial recognition and shaped charges. Available now. Commercially available now, probably. Get your house defenses ready.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd3n3dfy

Posted by: Trigglypuff at November 15, 2017 03:08 PM (LISuA)

159 From what? His behavior around girls? His putting his hands all over them? The reaction of women around him? What gives you that feeling?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:01 PM (39g3+)

It's a full on witch hunt that does not deal with reason and facts and evidence but muh feelz.
Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 03:04 PM (g4lFK)

Which is the real danger in all this- that the merest implication of impropriety (NON PROVABLE by definition) is disqualifying.

This smells like a setup for rule by the mob, with the media being able to decide which claims get aired.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 15, 2017 03:08 PM (ycWCI)

160
Did Neil Kinnock used to do this?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 15, 2017 03:08 PM (493sH)

161

As others have said, it is sickening to watch them all.

But the sheer number convinces you. It's not an accident, or a one off.

The one with Sessions swatting him away tells you all you need to know. Why the hell won't the decent ones come out and tell us the truth!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 03:08 PM (fceHP)

162 I really miss the White House Easter Egg Hunt.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 03:08 PM (eCLUN)

163 151 They floated Biden as the nominee just so everyone could see these vids far ahead of time and get him disqualified. They're clearing the decks for Kamala Harris -- trust me. One by one they are disqualifying Hillary, Biden, and all the rest.

On the other hand, Trump v. Harris in 2020 will be quite the entertaining show.
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:06 PM (42M22)

Still think it's gonna be The Mooch.

Mooch gets to be the figurehead while Barack the Sun King gets 8 more years of "L'etat C'est Moi".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:08 PM (9TK8E)

164 Jeff Sessions swatted away Biden's hand when he attempted to touch his sweet, young granddaughter (who looks about 4 or 5?).


Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 03:07 PM (W+vEI)
I was happy to see that move...think his granddaughter is 5 ... she is such a doll.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (a0IVu)

165 108 Unfortunately I get the vibe from Moore also.

When you get video along with the vibe, call us.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (326rv)

166 There is a video with the creeped out red head with the audio cleaned up so you can hear what Pedo Joe was saying. He basically called her sexy and could not wait to see her back at the house.

I'll have to look for it.

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (g4lFK)

167 160
Did Neil Kinnock used to do this?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 15, 2017 03:08 PM (493sH)


Amateurs copy, professionals steal. Right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (mbhDw)

168
I'm not saying American politics has become dangerous but today Donna Brazile and Rand Paul were caught on camera trying to hide behind each other.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (ajiE5)

169 And according to the Bishop of the Diocese of Wilmington, he's the second Coming of Christ.
========

May be right about second comings, maybe even third or fourths dependent upon how many young girls are near, but I assure you, Christ is nowhere near that shit.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (vg8iE)

170 What would the BSG response to this be? "If the girls in question are not within your extended family, you're a fool for being concerned".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (/qEW2)

171 These videos proves something else - this creepy behavior isn't something that a perv outgrows.

If Moore was being a creep back in his 30s he woukd still be one now.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (hMwEB)

172 young granddaughter (who looks about 4 or 5?).




Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 03:07 PM (W+vEI)
I was happy to see that move...think his granddaughter is 5 ... she is such a doll.


Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (a0IVu)
A right cross to Biden's jaw would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (jxbfJ)

173 What gives you that feeling

---

The fact that in his late 20s he sought to date girls immature enough that he felt the need to ask their mothers. It's not illegal but, yeah, it adds to the vibe.

There's also a demeanor from his 10 commandments days that's hard to articulate, hence the word vibe. I'd very rarely, seriously say "He or she just seems creepy" about a stranger I won't be likely to be alone with/leave a child with before that stranger actually does something over the line. But some strangers being accused of creeping would shock me and others wouldn't.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (SKaHS)

174 *Whispers*





"Call me in 8 years..."

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 03:05 PM (eCLUN)




*That would make me 12, you fucking asshole."





Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (jjaLl)

175 Okay, okay.
I will admit to copping a sniff of baby hair now and then.
But I wouldn't do it to a stranger's or near-stranger's kid.
Or on camera.
I mean, I can control myself.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 15, 2017 03:10 PM (0jtPF)

176 154
>>Just once it would be nice toi see someone mouth "Hands off Dickhead!

Jeff Sessions swatted away Biden's hand when he attempted to touch his sweet, young granddaughter (who looks about 4 or 5?).


Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 03:07 PM (W+vEI)



Must have link.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 03:10 PM (tbOMB)

177 I have felt bad for Hillary exactly once in my life. Have you seen that "hug" he gave her on the tarmac.

That was a real gropy grope; second only to him smooching that little redhead girl.

Ole Joe love you long time.

Very uncomfortable to watch. I never saw it till like two days ago.

Buried for sure.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 15, 2017 03:10 PM (ymnmz)

178 On the other hand, Trump v. Harris in 2020 will be quite the entertaining show.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:06 PM (42M22)
............

It'll be a Racism Sexism Extravaganza.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 03:10 PM (HgMAr)

179 If creeping on underage girls is wrong,I don't wanna be right!
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 03:10 PM (LiyEm)

180 168 I'm not saying American politics has become dangerous but today Donna Brazile and Rand Paul were caught on camera trying to hide behind each other.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (ajiE5)


Vying for pole position?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 03:10 PM (mbhDw)

181 On the other hand, Trump v. Harris in 2020 will be quite the entertaining show.
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:06 PM (42M22)


I think that that's right. I also think that Harris is going to be a weak candidate, a dusky version of Hillary. She emits bitch waves that fill a room, and I think would prove to highly susceptible to some well-placed jibes from The Donald, who has a gift for striking home. The debates alone would be priceless.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (FIdOt)

182 What would the BSG response to this be? "If the girls in question are not within your extended family, you're a fool for being concerned".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear



They've never been within 10 miles of my house.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (4Hf9E)

183 "Can we all agree that Drudge has jumped the shark?"



Drudge is from Tacoma Park. It was just a matter of time until he went insane.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (OD2ni)

184 Seriously, the one where he forced his left hand under the little girl's arm and groped her chest made me fucking ragey... sick piece of fucking shit.

Look for it, tell me he shouldn't have left that room with his perverted nutsack jammed down his fucking throat...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 15, 2017 03:06 PM (jjaLl)


yep, he kept trying for more

to me, this is a cut his dick off moment

If I were the mother...this would be on the news that night

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (fceHP)

185 Doesn't Biden have a steel plate in his head?

Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (Sp1NT)

186 ROy Moore plummets in polls, now down by 12 POINTS as of an hour ago:

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/11/15/roy-moore-doug-jones-poll-244937

Senate now 51-49.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (42M22)

187 170 What would the BSG response to this be? "If the girls in question are not within your extended family, you're a fool for being concerned".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (/qEW2)

"Reagan was alive at the same time as Creepy Joe, so this is obviously his fault. You have no heroes, and you're Keurig-Smashing, Smoothie Diet morons for opposing the establishment."

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (9TK8E)

188 "Can we all agree that Drudge has jumped the shark?"

I can.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (ul9CR)

189 179 If creeping on underage girls is wrong,I don't wanna be right!
Joe Biden
Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 03:10 PM (LiyEm)



"I'm just doing research!" - Joe Biden invoking the Peter Townsend defense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (FIdOt)

190 They floated Biden as the nominee just so everyone could see these vids far ahead of time and get him disqualified. They're clearing the decks for Kamala Harris -- trust me. One by one they are disqualifying Hillary, Biden, and all the rest.

On the other hand, Trump v. Harris in 2020 will be quite the entertaining show.
Posted by: zombie

__________

I just dont think Kamala Harris is going to play well in the Rust Belt and Midwest, but I also thought Obama was too radical for America.

I'd prefer to run against Elizabeth Warren, but something tells me Democrats aren't that stupid.

Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 03:12 PM (lKmt3)

191 183 "Can we all agree that Drudge has jumped the shark?"

Drudge is from Tacoma Park. It was just a matter of time until he went insane.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (OD2ni)


Little Green Drudge Balls.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 03:12 PM (mbhDw)

192 Joey "Aqualung" Biden.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 03:12 PM (aMlLZ)

193 Was it wrong because, no one told me it was wrong?

Posted by: Joe Short Eyes Biden at November 15, 2017 03:12 PM (r9UYA)

194 Who says you can't get a good law degree from a Cracker Jack box.

Posted by: Roy Moore's Lawyer at November 15, 2017 03:12 PM (OD2ni)

195 >>A right cross to Biden's jaw would be more appropriate.


Sure, but this is at the Capitol, during a photo op immediately after Biden swore in Sessions, while the C-SPAN cameras are rolling. Not the time or place to settle that score - just effectively stop it.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 03:12 PM (W+vEI)

196 "Each time I see a little girl
Of five, or six or seven
I can't resist a joyous urge
To smile and say
Thank heaven for little girls...."

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 03:12 PM (QC/4S)

197 I figure Joe's just brain damaged but nobody admits it's as bad as it is.

Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 03:13 PM (Sp1NT)

198 That's just how people greet each other in Scranton.

Posted by: Insomniac - El Perdedor at November 15, 2017 03:13 PM (NWiLs)

199 Roy Moore plummets in polls, now down by 12 POINTS as of an hour ago

Heh. You buy that polling data, do you? When will people learn??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:13 PM (39g3+)

200 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 15, 2017 03:10 PM (0jtPF)

It's ok for women to sniff babies' hair.
It's practically required.
Nothing pervy about it.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 15, 2017 03:13 PM (hMwEB)

201 174 *Whispers*





"Call me in 8 years..."

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 03:05 PM (eCLUN)




*That would make me 12, you fucking asshole."

---

mmmmm...how dirty will you be talking by then?

Posted by: Masturbating SloJoe at November 15, 2017 03:13 PM (oGRue)

202 :::puts Cold Bears head on airBnB, writes ad for rickb:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 15, 2017 03:13 PM (QBsU+)

203 OT, what is PDT's remarks going to be about? Trade stuff? Tax?

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 03:13 PM (a0IVu)

204 Little deal: We'll give up our AR-15s, Creepy Uncle Joe, when you give up smelling little girls.


-------


Love ya, Ace but no we won't.

Posted by: redbanzai at November 15, 2017 03:13 PM (9nCnN)

205 190 I just dont think Kamala Harris is going to play well in the Rust Belt and Midwest, but I also thought Obama was too radical for America.

I'd prefer to run against Elizabeth Warren, but something tells me Democrats aren't that stupid.
Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 03:12 PM (lKmt3)


You forget the X factor: Donald Trump.

Obama was a slick lie after 8 years of the MFM making Dubya the ultimate pinata.

3 years is a long way off, but even with the mopery of the GOP, I cannot see PDT losing his second term. Please God.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 03:13 PM (mbhDw)

206 That's just how people greet each other in Scranton.

Posted by: Insomniac - El Perdedor at November 15, 2017 03:13 PM (NWiLs)

========

Oh, are they all Deltans?

Posted by: Ilia at November 15, 2017 03:13 PM (vg8iE)

207 I think that that's right. I also think that Harris is going to be a weak candidate, a dusky version of Hillary. She emits bitch waves that fill a room
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Last time they tried to measure Kamala's Bitch Waves, the Bitchometer exploded in a ball of flame.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:14 PM (42M22)

208 A link to Sessions/ Biden is right there in the post. RAM wondering why the slap.

I think it is a gentle push away, but damn. Surprised Snoozi didn't break PeJoe's fingers. Or maybe not surprised? Whatever, watching these idiots have to burn down Clinton and Biden to get at Moore- and fail- is going to be peak hilarity.

Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2017 03:14 PM (jRA31)

209 Little Green Drudge Balls.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 03:12 PM (mbhDw)

LOL we might have to start calling him Dratt Mudge.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 03:14 PM (ul9CR)

210 True Fact : Joe Biden wrote 'She's Only 17' for Winger.

And "You're 16, You're Beautiful, and You're Mine" for Ringo (I know his wasn't the original, just the most successful).

Posted by: Ian S. at November 15, 2017 03:14 PM (3J/LN)

211 ROy Moore plummets in polls, now down by 12 POINTS as of an hour ago:

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/11/15/roy-moore-doug-jones-poll-244937

Senate now 51-49.
Posted by: zombie

_________

Its over for him, time to find Plan B.

I'm sure though the same people that were confidently pointing at the polls showing him leading by 10 points will now say the polls are rigged and we could never trust them.

Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 03:14 PM (lKmt3)

212 196 "Each time I see a little girl
Of five, or six or seven
I can't resist a joyous urge
To smile and say
Thank heaven for little girls...."
Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 03:12 PM (QC/4S)


"Thank Epstein, for little girls."

FIFY

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 03:14 PM (mbhDw)

213 Unfortunately I get the vibe from Moore also.

Now, these Biden videos are what the rest of us call "proof." We've been asking for "proof" ever since these 40-year-old allegations recently surfaced about Moore.

Would you like to post some video "proof" of your own concerning Moore?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2017 03:14 PM (tRaq7)

214 186 ROy Moore plummets in polls, now down by 12 POINTS as of an hour ago:

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/11/15/roy-moore-doug-jones-poll-244937

Senate now 51-49.
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (42M22)



" ... according to a poll conducted by the National Republican Senatorial Committee ..."

Ah.

"Jones now up by 50 points!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:14 PM (FIdOt)

215 187
170 What would the BSG response to this be? "If the girls in question are not within your extended family, you're a fool for being concerned".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (/qEW2)



"Reagan was alive at the same time as Creepy Joe, so this is obviously his fault. You have no heroes, and you're Keurig-Smashing, Smoothie Diet morons for opposing the establishment."

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (9TK8E)



Golf clap.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 15, 2017 03:15 PM (tbOMB)

216 Oingo Boingo "Little Girls"

https://youtu.be/5DYCowdQWAw

Joe Biden's theme song

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:15 PM (39g3+)

217 I'm sure though the same people that were
confidently pointing at the polls showing him leading by 10 points will
now say the polls are rigged and we could never trust them.



Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 03:14 PM (lKmt3)
What would Plan B look like? They can't sub some one else now, can they?

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 03:15 PM (a0IVu)

218 When Uncle Joe debated Paul Ryan he had the same obnoxious attitude ... but he only walked all over Ryan verbally (even though Joe was wrong and constantly interrupting, people overlooked it ... awe ... that's just good old Joe.

and the swimming naked in front of women security ... isn't that a confirmed rumor?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2017 03:15 PM (/aIFg)

219 Jewish term for someone who has evil spirits living in them

Joe Biden

Posted by: simplemind at November 15, 2017 03:15 PM (7xunX)

220 They floated Biden as the nominee just so everyone
could see these vids far ahead of time and get him disqualified. They're
clearing the decks for Kamala Harris -- trust me. One by one they are
disqualifying Hillary, Biden, and all the rest.
On the other hand, Trump v. Harris in 2020 will be quite the entertaining show.
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:06 PM


All is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Posted by: Willie Brown Palpatine at November 15, 2017 03:15 PM (ctuyM)

221 211 ROy Moore plummets in polls, now down by 12 POINTS as of an hour ago:

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/11/15/roy-moore-doug-jones-poll-244937

Senate now 51-49.
Posted by: zombie

_________

Its over for him, time to find Plan B.

I'm sure though the same people that were confidently pointing at the polls showing him leading by 10 points will now say the polls are rigged and we could never trust them.
Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 03:14 PM (lKmt3)


That's funny. Rasmussen, which is relatively reliable, had him up by 6 with likely voters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 03:15 PM (mbhDw)

222 mmmmm...how dirty will you be talking by then?



Posted by: Masturbating SloJoe at November 15, 2017 03:13 PM (oGRue)



LOL!!!

Good point, I used the wrong voice for that response.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 15, 2017 03:15 PM (jjaLl)

223 By the way kid has anybody ever told you how sexy you are....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ioS1pZJwlcU

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 03:16 PM (g4lFK)

224 I'm sure though the same people that were confidently pointing at the polls showing him leading by 10 points will now say the polls are rigged and we could never trust them.
Posted by: Maritime



Hillary up by 20.

Do go on.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 03:16 PM (4Hf9E)

225
Seems Old Uncle Joe likes the Itty-Bitties.

Posted by: wth
_____________________

Me too. Have you seen Huma?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 15, 2017 03:16 PM (0mskG)

226 Biden is allowed to do this because Democrat

-
Like Menendez.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 15, 2017 03:16 PM (Nwg0u)

227 Zank heaven
For leetle girls

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 03:16 PM (/tuJf)

228 How many times did you tell us it was over for Trump Maritime?

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 03:16 PM (LiyEm)

229 Early night for Roy Moore.

Posted by: Will Bynn at November 15, 2017 03:16 PM (r9UYA)

230
"Don't Not Stand So Close to Me."

- - Joe Biden and Sting

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 03:17 PM (mbhDw)

231 I just dont think Kamala Harris is going to play well in the Rust Belt and Midwest, but I also thought Obama was too radical for America.

A few well-placed jibes in public and I suspect Kameltoe will blow up on the launch pad. She strikes me as having a brittle personality, and as a person who's never had to overcome any adversity in her political career. A few elbows thrown under the basket may make her come unglued.

Now if we only had a candidate who was up to administering such jibes and elbows ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:17 PM (FIdOt)

232 HODOR!

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2017 03:17 PM (QC/4S)

233
"Jones now up by 50 points!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
_______________________

Been there done that....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 15, 2017 03:17 PM (0mskG)

234 You just know that Joe masterbates furiously every night with a My Little Pony Doll while being lightly whipped with a feather duster by his wife, while she's dressed as Mahatma Ghandi.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 15, 2017 03:17 PM (BfOXk)

235 203 OT, what is PDT's remarks going to be about? Trade stuff? Tax?

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 03:13 PM (a0IVu)

Trade and North Korean.

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 03:17 PM (Enq6K)

236 Wasn't Biden the one that got some federal sexual harassment or abuse law passed?

Posted by: geoffb at November 15, 2017 03:17 PM (zOpu5)

237 "Artie Lange and Anthony Cunia were talking about this and showing clips on how creepy it is that he likes to sniff girls hairs.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 15, 2017 02:49 PM (dKiJG) "

Is Anthony jealous that Joe is honing in on his territory?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 15, 2017 03:17 PM (uuwor)

238 228 Zank heaven
For leetle girls
Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2017 03:16 PM (/tuJf)


See moi at zee #212.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 03:17 PM (mbhDw)

239 Hillary Clinton has a 95% chance of winning
- NY Times

Make that 99%
- Huffington Post

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2017 03:17 PM (ul9CR)

240 Its over for him, time to find Plan B.

I'm sure though the same people that were confidently pointing at the polls showing him leading by 10 points will now say the polls are rigged and we could never trust them.
Posted by: Maritime

And my name starts with B!

Put me in there...deep in there.

Posted by: Alabama's own Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 03:18 PM (326rv)

241 I'm sure though the same people that were confidently pointing at the polls showing him leading by 10 points will now say the polls are rigged and we could never trust them.
Posted by: Maritime



Polls are only rigged one way, obviously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:18 PM (FIdOt)

242 Korean

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 03:18 PM (Enq6K)

243 Air Force accepts award for combating racist incident that never happened.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/280930/

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 03:18 PM (LiyEm)

244 >>Biden is allowed to do this because Democrat


"Until it's suddenly unacceptable..."
-- San Diego Mayor Filner

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 03:18 PM (W+vEI)

245 216 Oingo Boingo "Little Girls"

https://youtu.be/5DYCowdQWAw

Joe Biden's theme song
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:15 PM (39g3+)

And that's not the only time that Oingo Boingo has breached that subject.

They also sing about creeping on underage girls in "Nothing to Fear".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:18 PM (9TK8E)

246 222 211 ROy Moore plummets in polls, now down by 12 POINTS as of an hour ago:

The poll was conducted by NRSC pollster, so

SHOCKER

Posted by: sofa saver at November 15, 2017 03:19 PM (4u7kU)

247 If I were the mother...this would be on the news that night
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (fceHP)

I really do not care if these were important political moments for photo ops -

Why weren't any of these parents paying attention and why didn't anyone but Sessions protect their children?

It's situations like this when I miss my dad, uncles and grandpas. They really protected the women in their families and they believed it to be their duty to do so. Oh, and not one of them would have let their kid stand so close to /next to a stranger, let alone permit that stranger to touch their child, male or female , no matter how important they were considered to be.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 15, 2017 03:19 PM (oQQwD)

248 226


Seems Old Uncle Joe likes the Itty-Bitties.



Posted by: wth

_____________________



Me too. Have you seen Huma?



*hic*





Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 15, 2017 03:16 PM (0mskG)

Haven't seen Huma since her weiner went in.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 15, 2017 03:19 PM (jxbfJ)

249 Just as Kevin Spacey will live openly as a gay American, I will henceforth live openly as a retarded American.

Us retards can't be expected to follow social norms!

Posted by: Joe 'Windowlicker' Biden at November 15, 2017 03:19 PM (RKQ/v)

250 You can trust polls, just look at how accurate they've been the last ten international major elections! Look at how accurate they have been in the elections since Trump was elected! Totally reliable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:19 PM (39g3+)

251 What would Plan B look like? They can't sub some one else now, can they?
Posted by: IC

________

Ace had some good run downs.

You could find an easy consensus write in name like Jeff Sessions, and then have the Governor appoint someone in his place.

It's obviously risky but if other polls are showing the same thing, is standing by Moore worth losing this seat over?

Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 03:19 PM (lKmt3)

252 Idea for a conservative slogan to turn feminists off from the Democrat party:

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine Joe Biden's nose sniffing your hair forever".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 15, 2017 03:20 PM (/qEW2)

253 Doesn't Biden have a steel plate in his head?

Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (Sp1NT)
..........

Two cranial aneurysms. And Barry has that huge scar. What a pair.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 03:20 PM (HgMAr)

254 ROy Moore plummets in polls, now down by 12 POINTS as of an hour ago:

The poll was conducted by NRSC pollste

100% of the people here want him dead, so there's that.

Posted by: NRSC: shut up peasants and vote! at November 15, 2017 03:20 PM (326rv)

255 Its over for him, time to find Plan B.


---

abort Moore.

and abort more!

Posted by: Planned Babykilling at November 15, 2017 03:20 PM (oGRue)

256 237
Wasn't Biden the one that got some federal sexual harassment or abuse law passed?


Posted by: geoffb at November 15, 2017 03:17 PM (zOpu5)

He didn't want any competition.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 15, 2017 03:20 PM (jxbfJ)

257 232 I just dont think Kamala Harris is going to play well in the Rust Belt and Midwest, but I also thought Obama was too radical for America.

A few well-placed jibes in public and I suspect Kameltoe will blow up on the launch pad. She strikes me as having a brittle personality, and as a person who's never had to overcome any adversity in her political career. A few elbows thrown under the basket may make her come unglued.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


As I have mentioned before, I am friends with someone who worked directly under Kamala Harris at the CA Attorney General's office. And you are correct: She is incredibly brittle and high-strung, a trip-wire of over-sensitive rage. She screamed at all her underlings for the slightest perceived missteps, and spent her time there arranging her social calendar to further her political ambitions.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:21 PM (42M22)

258 221 They floated Biden as the nominee just so everyone

could see these vids far ahead of time and get him disqualified. They're

clearing the decks for Kamala Harris -- trust me. One by one they are

disqualifying Hillary, Biden, and all the rest.
On the other hand, Trump v. Harris in 2020 will be quite the entertaining show.
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:06 PM



Can Kamala walk and chew gum at the same time? I guess in 2020 we will find out if sleeping your way to the top is her only talent.

Posted by: geoffb at November 15, 2017 03:21 PM (zOpu5)

259 >>Wasn't Biden the one that got some federal sexual harassment or abuse law passed?


More recently, he's partnered with creepy Lady Gaga on a quest to educate about the campus rape epidemic, and now sexual harassment (since Weinstein story broke). Apparently the two want to - get this! - open up a bunch of trauma centers to assist women who have been harassed/assaulted.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 03:21 PM (W+vEI)

260 If you want a vision of the future, imagine Joe Biden's nose sniffing your hair forever".
==========

That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: simplemind at November 15, 2017 03:21 PM (hCAhQ)

261 171 These videos proves something else - this creepy behavior isn't something that a perv outgrows.

If Moore was being a creep back in his 30s he woukd still be one now.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (hMwEB)

Shhhh. You are bringing up decades worth of scientific research and findings.

Science is now nothing but feelz.

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 03:22 PM (g4lFK)

262 Coons. What a wimp. Let Uncle Joe hump his daughter's leg while smelling her hair. And he just stood there. Like her pimp.

Posted by: redenzo at November 15, 2017 03:22 PM (5wSNN)

263 Biden math: they're old enough if they're at least the sum of the digits of your age.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 15, 2017 03:22 PM (Nwg0u)

264 For all his myriad faults, Obama was ice cold. He also had the extraordinary fortune to debate John McCain and Mitt Romney: two milquetoast candidates who had every reason in the world to not be aggressive. I thought Obama did a better job exposing McCain's mercurial personality than the other way around.

By contrast, President Trump's superpower is driving people out of their minds. Baiting Harris would make the REEEES audible from Earth orbit, even when Fox and the WSJ condemned it. Dwayne Johnson would be tougher, but pointing out the Baywatch remake might do the job. As for Clooney and Damon: if Trump couldn't make them look like Weinstein's catamites he never could have beaten Hilldawg.

Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2017 03:23 PM (jRA31)

265 It's been a long wait for me, but I really enjoy watching the Left get kicked in the nuts.

Posted by: bergerbilder at November 15, 2017 03:23 PM (lIZQs)

266 Hillary up by 20.

Do go on.
Posted by: rickb223

________

In Alabama 3 weeks before the election?

I mean if you want to say all the polls are rigged, fine, but a lot of the people here were saying Moore can still win and were citing ALL of the polls showing him leading. So I guess all of those were bunk also.

If pollsters were really crafty, they'd make up a lead so he'd stay in the race.

Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 03:23 PM (lKmt3)

267 Now if we only had a candidate who was up to administering such jibes and elbows ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:17 PM


Miss me yet?

Posted by: Jeb! at November 15, 2017 03:23 PM (ctuyM)

268 "Hillary up by 20.

Do go on.
Posted by: rickb223"


Fair enough. But Hillary was receiving most of the negative attention the last couple of weeks while the Dem here just has to keep his mouth shut. This seems Akin all over again.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2017 03:23 PM (OD2ni)

269 After the spectacular performance of polls and national leadership in the last year, why wouldn't you trust us?....wait.

Posted by: NRSC: We can't pass shit, but do what you're told at November 15, 2017 03:23 PM (326rv)

270 Science is now nothing but feelz.

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 03:22 PM (g4lFK)



Joey Biden: If that's the case then what I was doing with those girls was just in the name of science

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 15, 2017 03:23 PM (493sH)

271
Unless I can 'drill down' into a poll and see the % of (R's) and (D's) involved in the polling please don't insult my borderline level of intelligence with a MSM headline poll.

I'd rather lick windows.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 15, 2017 03:23 PM (ajiE5)

272 You just know that Joe masterbates furiously every night with a My Little Pony Doll while being lightly whipped with a feather duster by his wife, while she's dressed as Mahatma Ghandi.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 15, 2017 03:17 PM (BfOXk)


I got a pretty fucked up vivid imagination, but damnn. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 03:24 PM (aMlLZ)

273
And that's not the only time that Oingo Boingo has breached that subject.


They also sing about creeping on underage girls in "Nothing to Fear".


Saw them over a dozen times back in the day. Man, I loved them. Don't forget Nasty Habits. Too bad Danny got indoctrinated.

Hey little girl won't you come this way

Won't you let me buy you candy or perhaps a chocolate shake

Or perhaps some nice cocaine or perhaps a little kiss

Or perhaps a ride in my big car

Perhaps a ride in my big car

Won't you make an old man happy

Won't you make an old man happy

Won't you let me show you paradise

(don't ask your mother for advice)

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 15, 2017 03:24 PM (RHEDC)

274 Apparently the two want to - get this! - open up a bunch of trauma centers to assist women who have been harassed/assaulted

Well they're easier to find when you gather them together in one spot like that. She can spirit cook while he molests them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:24 PM (39g3+)

275 and people say ozzie osborne is crazy. fuck even he couldn't dream up this shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2017 03:24 PM (KP5rU)

276 Frankly, if it was me being sworn in I'd tell Biden to get the Fukc out of my family picture we aren't related.

Posted by: simplemind at November 15, 2017 03:24 PM (VP8OM)

277 But Hillary was receiving most of the negative attention the last couple of weeks

You're kidding.

If not, would you like to buy some insurance? Or a bridge?

Posted by: NRSC: We can't pass shit, but do what you're told at November 15, 2017 03:24 PM (326rv)

278 218
When Uncle Joe debated Paul Ryan he had the same obnoxious attitude ...
but he only walked all over Ryan verbally (even though Joe was wrong and
constantly interrupting, people overlooked it ... awe ... that's just
good old Joe.

and the swimming naked in front of women security ... isn't that a confirmed rumor?


Posted by: illiniwek at November 15, 2017 03:15 PM (/aIFg)

Wait, if I do that I on a sex registry. When Slow Joe does its just fun?
His judgement is grossly impaired and its friggin on video.
The adults need to tell these shits to get the F out when they go round the bend. Can't Pedo island be a retirement community for crazy old horndog politicians?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 15, 2017 03:24 PM (ymnmz)

279 254 Doesn't Biden have a steel plate in his head?

Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (Sp1NT)
..........

Two cranial aneurysms. And Barry has that huge scar. What a pair.
Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 03:20 PM (HgMAr)


And Hillary has the access panel in her back where they installed the Human Mimicry Module, version 1.0. Still pretty buggy, unfortunately.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:24 PM (FIdOt)

280 Grass on the field, play balls!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 03:24 PM (jxbfJ)

281 Why doesn't the NRSC just propose bringing in Alan Keyes as a replacement?

Posted by: Roy at November 15, 2017 03:25 PM (7n4KQ)

282 Yes please can we do something about Uncle Joe. They did a huge article on him for the December InStyle magazine. Teasing that he will run in 2020. The pictures were disgusting they were trying show him as a rugged "man's man"

Posted by: Long time ago at November 15, 2017 03:25 PM (UNyae)

283
Haven't seen Huma since her weiner went in.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
____________________

I've been keeping her, uh, lets just say 'busy'....

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 15, 2017 03:25 PM (0mskG)

284 Can't Pedo island be a retirement community for crazy old horndog politicians?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 15, 2017 03:24 PM (ymnmz)



Retirement community, nuclear test site, successor to Plum Island, these are just words.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:25 PM (FIdOt)

285 265 By contrast, President Trump's superpower is driving people out of their minds. Baiting Harris would make the REEEES audible from Earth orbit, even when Fox and the WSJ condemned it. Dwayne Johnson would be tougher, but pointing out the Baywatch remake might do the job. As for Clooney and Damon: if Trump couldn't make them look like Weinstein's catamites he never could have beaten Hilldawg.
Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2017 03:23 PM (jRA31)


How far have we fallen as a nation that the most fearsome candidate that the Demoncrats could put forward is the freaking Rock?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:25 PM (9TK8E)

286 Always the same suspects spewing the doo and gloom.Always.

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2017 03:25 PM (LiyEm)

287 Biden: They're old enough when they can open their eyes.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 15, 2017 03:26 PM (RHEDC)

288 "Now, these Biden videos are what the rest of us call "proof." We've been asking for "proof" ever since these 40-year-old allegations recently surfaced about Moore."


You will never find proof that my client hit on all of these teenage girls. 3 or 4 tops, but no more.

Posted by: Roy Moore's Lawyer at November 15, 2017 03:26 PM (OD2ni)

289 If pollsters were really crafty, they'd make up a lead so he'd stay in the race

He might win if he stays in the race. Probably, based on very unscientific and anecodotal data I've seen.

He can't win if he drops out. If the numbers drop too low, Republicans cannot do anything about it, the Democrat 100% guaranteed wins. None of those hail Mary scenarios Ace suggested last night have a chance in hell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:26 PM (39g3+)

290
How far have we fallen as a nation that the most fearsome candidate that the Demoncrats could put forward is the freaking Rock?
Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:25 PM (9TK8E)

He can make his moobs dance.
It's a superpower.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 15, 2017 03:26 PM (hMwEB)

291 Baiting Harris would make the REEEES audible from Earth orbit


It is just for such moments that DVRs were invented.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:26 PM (FIdOt)

292 273
You just know that Joe masterbates furiously every night with a My
Little Pony Doll while being lightly whipped with a feather duster by
his wife, while she's dressed as Mahatma Ghandi.



Posted by: Sharkman at November 15, 2017 03:17 PM (BfOXk)





I got a pretty fucked up vivid imagination, but damnn. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 03:24 PM (aMlLZ)

You had me at "My little pony".

Posted by: German Muzzie at a zoo at November 15, 2017 03:26 PM (jxbfJ)

293 The pictures were disgusting they were trying show him as a rugged "man's man"
==========

So, he can take it in the ass for hours and hours?

Posted by: Shep! at November 15, 2017 03:26 PM (vg8iE)

294 Anyone who has a grinning maw like Joe is suspect. Underneath it all is a malicious fool who likes to use his position to paw women and girls.

I am thinking that he smells like a combination of whiskey, Dentu-Grip, and moth balls.

Posted by: Cheri at November 15, 2017 03:26 PM (oiNtH)

295 >>>spewing the doo and gloom

I hope from different orifices! Otherwise, GROSS!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 15, 2017 03:27 PM (QBsU+)

296 that the most fearsome candidate that the Demoncrats could put forward is the freaking Rock?
Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:25 PM


Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

Posted by: The Rock at November 15, 2017 03:27 PM (ctuyM)

297 There is a video out there of former CIA blowing the whistle on how the CIA and DEA will get anything including children for sex for their assets/informants. They do everything it takes to get the mission done.

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 03:27 PM (g4lFK)

298 Fair enough. But Hillary was receiving most of the negative attention the last couple of weeks



Where do you people get this shit?

Hillary was ONLY receiving negative attention from HERE.

In meat space it was all Trump grabbing mish all the time.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 03:27 PM (4Hf9E)

299 282 Why doesn't the NRSC just propose bringing in Alan Keyes as a replacement?
Posted by: Roy at November 15, 2017 03:25 PM (7n4KQ)


As the tie-breaker between Van Jones and Kevin Jennings as Republican candidates?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:27 PM (FIdOt)

300 Damn, I just remembered that I met Joe Biden at the Democratic Convention in Denver in 2008. That totally slipped my mind until just now.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:27 PM (42M22)

301
Breitbart has good poll numbers for Moore. But BB poll numbers have been conspicuously wrong in the past.

So I'm gonna call it dead even.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 15, 2017 03:28 PM (ajiE5)

302
ROy Moore plummets in polls, now down by 12 POINTS as of an hour ago:



https://www.politico.com/story/2017/11/15/roy-moore-doug-jones-poll-244937



Senate now 51-49.

Posted by: zombie



_________



Its over for him, time to find Plan B.



I'm sure though the same people that were confidently pointing at
the polls showing him leading by 10 points will now say the polls are
rigged and we could never trust them.



Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 03:14 PM (lKmt3)

I wouldn't count on that just yet.

Posted by: redbanzai at November 15, 2017 03:28 PM (9nCnN)

303 Damn, I just remembered that I met Joe Biden at the Democratic Convention in Denver in 2008. That totally slipped my mind until just now.
=========

Did he grope you?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:29 PM (vg8iE)

304 288 Biden: They're old enough when they can open their eyes.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 15, 2017 03:26 PM (RHEDC)



If there's grass on the field - or there is going to be someday - play ball!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:29 PM (FIdOt)

305 The fact that in his late 20s he sought to date girls immature enough that he felt the need to ask their mothers. It's not illegal but, yeah, it adds to the vibe.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 15, 2017 03:09 PM (SKaHS)

Even in the 70's and 80's it wasn't uncommon for a guy to ask to be able to date a girl. His wife was 24 and he was 38 when he married her. It was her second marriage. You know, maybe there weren't many eligible women closer to his age.

We really live in an unusual time with regards to marriage with women putting it off until their late 20's or later. It really isn't natural. Moore dating a 17-19 year-old in his early 30's isn't some unnatural, unusual, or immoral event.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 15, 2017 03:29 PM (J70i0)

306 heh... The Rock trains at the local Gold's Gym here in thousand oaks, CA...folks who know him there say he is a cool dude..

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 03:29 PM (a0IVu)

307 He can make his moobs dance.
It's a superpower.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 15, 2017 03:26 PM


What am I, chopped schnitzel?

Posted by: Ahnold at November 15, 2017 03:29 PM (ctuyM)

308
It's obviously risky but if other polls are showing the same thing, is standing by Moore worth losing this seat over?
=====

Who cares about Moore individually aside from AL voters? As far as I can tell, seat is only in question because of DC problems.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 15, 2017 03:29 PM (MIKMs)

309 Trump on now

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 03:29 PM (Enq6K)

310 This shows why Democrats do not fear the surveillance state.

They can do anything they want, on camera during public ceremonies and still face no consequences.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 15, 2017 03:30 PM (/qEW2)

311 ts over for him, time to find Plan B.



I'm sure though the same people that were confidently pointing at
the polls showing him leading by 10 points will now say the polls are
rigged and we could never trust them.



Posted by: Maritime

I have heard your whining and have returned to save you from yourselves.

Posted by: Sen. Mike Castle (Dickhead- DE) at November 15, 2017 03:30 PM (326rv)

312 295
Anyone who has a grinning maw like Joe is suspect. Underneath it all is
a malicious fool who likes to use his position to paw women and girls.



I am thinking that he smells like a combination of whiskey, Dentu-Grip, and moth balls.

Posted by: Cheri at November 15, 2017 03:26 PM (oiNtH)

Don't forget me!

Posted by: Urine at November 15, 2017 03:30 PM (ymnmz)

313 Damn, I just remembered that I met Joe Biden at the Democratic Convention in Denver in 2008.

Did he sniff your hair?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:30 PM (39g3+)

314 Al Franken, as you may recall, is documented for having an out-of-control violent temper and for punching people and getting in crazy fistfights - for decades. And yet the D's rallied around him in MN and ushered him to victory, even though he was a notorious madman.

Now he is a respected Senator with gravitas.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:30 PM (42M22)

315 Trump speech beginning.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 15, 2017 03:31 PM (398bZ)

316 Deplorable Jay Guevara and Zombie:

What plays in Sacramento won't play to the larger US. She is a nasty, abusive piece of work. Think of Hillary without the charm.

Posted by: Cheri at November 15, 2017 03:31 PM (oiNtH)

317 Now he is a respected Senator with gravitas.
Posted by: zombie

I love gravy.

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 03:31 PM (326rv)

318 Let's face it: in this era when no one answers unrecognized calls, when many people only have cell phones, and when Democrats use ginned-up polls as a campaign tactic, poll results are completely worthless unless they show a Dem getting hammered.

And even then, they're suspect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:31 PM (FIdOt)

319 I hope from different orifices! Otherwise, GROSS!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 15, 2017 03:27 PM


Cloacaist!

Posted by: The Turtle at November 15, 2017 03:31 PM (ctuyM)

320 Someone let us know what interesting things PDT is saying..

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 03:32 PM (a0IVu)

321 I am thinking that he smells like a combination of whiskey, Dentu-Grip, and moth balls.

Posted by: Cheri at November 15, 2017 03:26 PM (oiNtH)


That's probably accurate. Might have a touch of cheap cologne in there too.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 03:32 PM (aMlLZ)

322 304 Damn, I just remembered that I met Joe Biden at the Democratic Convention in Denver in 2008. That totally slipped my mind until just now.
=========

Did he grope you?
Posted by: bicentennialguy


No, it was in a big crowd in downtown Denver. He was shaking hands and waving like a politician, surrounded by Secret Service. I shook his hand for like, a second. Too many competing human odors to tell if he smelled like Dentu-Grip.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:32 PM (42M22)

323 My favorite poll result: the LAT had a poll that forecast that Gray Davis would survive recall. It was the only poll that did that.

And Gray Davis got buried, big time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:32 PM (FIdOt)

324 It occurs to me that, politically speaking, Delaware is to politics what Baltimore is to death tolls.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 15, 2017 03:32 PM (326rv)

325 I love a parade.

Posted by: Slow Uncle "Mish" Biden at November 15, 2017 03:32 PM (vtcmf)

326 He can't win if he drops out. If the numbers drop too low, Republicans cannot do anything about it, the Democrat 100% guaranteed wins. None of those hail Mary scenarios Ace suggested last night have a chance in hell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

__________

Murkowski won on a write in campaign in Alaska, and it was not well organized.

If everyone can agree on a name, the Alabama GOP gets behind it, sends out direct mail, Trump gets behind it does a rally, etc. I think you can cobble 51% there. It's not a swing state, any other Senate election a Republican would win by 15-20 points.

Sessions won his last race with 97.5% of the vote.

I like those odds better than Moore in a free fall.

But my guess is the seat is gone.

Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 03:32 PM (lKmt3)

327 All of this happened in plain sight, on camera, and the WaPo and GOPe never once fled for the safety of their safe-space fainting couches.

So explain to me again why I'm supposed to give one tinker's damn what Roy Moore may or may not have done 35+ years ago.

Posted by: DocJ at November 15, 2017 03:32 PM (NYS7S)

328 Its over for him, time to find Plan B.

Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 03:14 PM (lKmt3)

Really this is just a stupid statement. He can't be removed from the ballot. He can't be replaced. There is no Plan B just like there wasn't some magical Plan B when Trump won the nomination. How about Plan B is to stick with Plan A of winning the election and ignoring the WaPo and the rest of the swamp. You believe the same people who tout every hate crime hoax? People who believe in chainsaw bayonets?

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 15, 2017 03:32 PM (J70i0)

329 Hikaru, I hear you. But Dwayne Johnson is a pleasant and articulate minority with no major political missteps. Unlike Barack Obama, he is recognizably masculine, has a broad working class base, and is actually American. His major disadvantage, being involved with the WWE, is one the President shares.

He could be trouble, if he spent the next three years concentrating solely on public service.

Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2017 03:32 PM (jRA31)

330 Now he is a respected Senator with gravitas.
========

Shit.

I know what it's like. I suffer from gravity ass.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at November 15, 2017 03:33 PM (vg8iE)

331 "Fair enough. But Hillary was receiving most of the negative attention the last couple of weeks

Where do you people get this shit?

Hillary was ONLY receiving negative attention from HERE.

In meat space it was all Trump grabbing mish all the time.
Posted by: rickb223"


The Access Hollywood tape was played out by the end. They were out of ammo on Trump. And then the Comey letter dropped. With the Weiner connection, it got a lot of attention. The NY Post had a classic front page with "Happy Hallo-Weiner" with a creepy looking AW dressed as a ghost haunting Hillary. Robby Mook was going on MSM shows and getting his ass handed to him. It was not just here.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2017 03:33 PM (OD2ni)

332 Sunday afternoon there's something special
It's just like another world
Jogging in the park is my excuse
To look at all the little girls

I'm not a flasher in a rain coat,
I'm not a dirty old man,
I'm not gonna snatch you from your mother,
I'm an art lover
Come to daddy,
Ah, come to daddy,
Come to daddy

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 Davis at November 15, 2017 03:33 PM (oGRue)

333 Talking about Asia trip: "The countries we went to respected our delegation because we now project strength and pride in America."

Now talking about trade policies. "Past failures to protect America and it's workers." "I swore to put the interests of American people first."

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 03:33 PM (Enq6K)

334 Those aren't hair plug scars on Biden's head: they're brain cells that have tunneled their way to freedom.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2017 03:33 PM (tRaq7)

335 Breitbart has good poll numbers for Moore. But BB poll numbers have been conspicuously wrong in the past.

All polling is crap. All of it: 10 points up, 12 points down, all trash.

The only value any polling has is as an aggregate (several polls together) over a time period, and that only to show momentum, not position.

So if 15 polls show over the last week that Moore has been losing ground, OK probably he's losing voters. Probably.

Other than that? Utterly freaking worthless. Individual polls mean less than nothing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:33 PM (39g3+)

336 314 Damn, I just remembered that I met Joe Biden at the Democratic Convention in Denver in 2008.

Did he sniff your hair?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Couldn't tell. Chaotic.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:33 PM (42M22)

337 "Now, these Biden videos are what the rest of us call "proof." We've been asking for "proof" ever since these 40-year-old allegations recently surfaced about Moore."

----------

Why that's just Joe. Now, everyone else with an R after his name is a pervert or a potential pervert, it's just the way things are.

Thank goodness McConnell understands that.

Posted by: Decaf at November 15, 2017 03:33 PM (QRVnB)

338 ""Damn, I just remembered that I met Joe Biden at the Democratic Convention in Denver in 2008. That totally slipped my mind until just now.""




The big question...WTF were you doing there???

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 03:33 PM (aMlLZ)

339 301 Damn, I just remembered that I met Joe Biden at the Democratic Convention in Denver in 2008. That totally slipped my mind until just now.
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2017 03:27 PM (42M22)

Well, on the off(?) chance that he did something inappropriate, don't release it now! Wait until the middle of the campaign in 2020.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 15, 2017 03:33 PM (KUaJL)

340 I bet Malaria O looked appetizing to Short Eyes Joe.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 03:33 PM (r9UYA)

341 What plays in Sacramento won't play to the larger US. She is a nasty, abusive piece of work. Think of Hillary without the charm.
Posted by: Cheri at November 15, 2017 03:31 PM (oiNtH)/i]


Without Hillary's charm, warmth, personal rapport, or political antennae.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:33 PM (FIdOt)

342 All of this happened in plain sight, on camera, and the WaPo and GOPe never once fled for the safety of their safe-space fainting couches.

So explain to me again why I'm supposed to give one tinker's damn what Roy Moore may or may not have done 35+ years ago.
======

This.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:34 PM (vg8iE)

343
I hear talk that Shelvey McShelverson is looking to borrow a lawnmower...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2017 03:34 PM (O98j8)

344 Little Green Drudge Balls.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 03:12 PM (mbhDw)

Ohh I like that one.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2017 03:34 PM (raaWN)

345 We really live in an unusual time with regards to marriage with women putting it off until their late 20's or later. It really isn't natural. Moore dating a 17-19 year-old in his early 30's isn't some unnatural, unusual, or immoral event.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 15, 2017 03:29 PM (J70i0)

The Harlequin and Mills & Boone romances from the 70s and 80s often had 17-19 year old heroines.
22 was for "spinster finds love" stories.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 15, 2017 03:34 PM (hMwEB)

346 But women 16-19 landing a sugar daddy is met with you go girl and 100's of Facebook/Twitter/Istagram likes.

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 03:34 PM (g4lFK)

347 Somebody ought to send this video to the DC police and ask why it's not being prosecuted?

If this is what we have on video, imagine what happens when the cameras are off. No wonder his kids have had such unhappy lives. Daddy was 'handsy'. Or worse.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at November 15, 2017 03:34 PM (PvCxa)

348
267---.....I mean if you want to say all the polls are rigged, fine, but a lot of the people here were saying Moore can still win and were citing ALL of the polls showing him leading. So I guess all of those were bunk also.......
Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 03:23 PM (lKmt3)
---------------------------
At the bottom of the Politico article on that one NRSC poll they do mention that it is an outlier. Other polls have the race close or Moore with a lead.

The NRSC desperately wants him to drop out, BTW, so IF their poll were biased, it would be in that direction.

I don't think anyone could reasonably deny that this scandal has hurt Moore and that he could lose.
But there really is no good Plan B.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 15, 2017 03:35 PM (0jtPF)

349 Speak for yourself. I will not take that deal.

Posted by: Semper Why at November 15, 2017 03:35 PM (wrzX1)

350
Think of Hillary without the charm.


But you repeat yourself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2017 03:35 PM (O98j8)

351 337 314 Damn, I just remembered that I met Joe Biden at the Democratic Convention in Denver in 2008.

Did he sniff your hair?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


---

Saw him at mass outside Wilmington. Luckily i don't have much hair left

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 15, 2017 03:35 PM (oGRue)

352 In Biden's defense he thought most of those people were talking dolls.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2017 03:35 PM (4ErVI)

353 330 Hikaru, I hear you. But Dwayne Johnson is a pleasant and articulate minority with no major political missteps. Unlike Barack Obama, he is recognizably masculine, has a broad working class base, and is actually American. His major disadvantage, being involved with the WWE, is one the President shares.

He could be trouble, if he spent the next three years concentrating solely on public service.
Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2017 03:32 PM (jRA31)

And if he remembers to renounce his Canadian Citizenship.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:35 PM (9TK8E)

354 zombie at 186: "...Moore plummets in polls, now down by 12 POINTS..."

Looks like it's going to be a short night.

What was that guy's nic -- that guy from election night? Something Willson? It's like it had an extra L or something. He was the best.

Kept dropping bombs like "uh oh, I don't want to upset you guys, but looks like Hillary has a lock on Florida, they've run the numbers, it's all over." Kept it up til around 10pm if I recall correctly.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 15, 2017 03:35 PM (OWWiT)

355 I hope Hannity is lurking here today. I'd love to see all this broadcast on National TV repeatedly.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 03:35 PM (HgMAr)

356 Dwayne Johnson seems like a genuinely nice guy but he's really not much of a public speaker unless Dwayne etc Mtn Dew is your model. Trump is unorthodox, but really effective as a public speaker, and when he studies up and prepares he's incredible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:35 PM (39g3+)

357 345 Little Green Drudge Balls.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 03:12 PM (mbhDw)

Ohh I like that one.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2017 03:34 PM (raaWN)


Consider stolen

Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 03:36 PM (r9UYA)

358 Our trip was defined by 3 goals:

1) United the world against NK
2) Strengthen America's alliance with IndoAsian (I think that's what he said.
3) Fair and reciprocal trade

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 03:36 PM (Enq6K)

359 Murkowski won on a write in campaign in Alaska, and it was not well organized.

I like those odds better than Moore in a free fall.

But my guess is the seat is gone.
Posted by: Maritime at November 15, 2017 03:32 PM (lKmt3)

Alaska has the a population of about 750,000. Alabama is 4.86 million.

But go ahead and run like a screaming child because the Dems and GOPe created some allegations from 30 years ago. Just remember that it will be someone you like next time.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 15, 2017 03:36 PM (J70i0)

360 Without Hillary's charm, warmth, personal rapport, or political antennae.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:33 PM (FIdOt)

Yeah, and goatee'd Spock is her campaign adviser.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 15, 2017 03:36 PM (T71PA)

361 The NRSC desperately wants him to drop out, BTW, so IF their poll were biased, it would be in that direction.


That's what I was getting at. I would more likely to give credence to a poll that said a Republican was up by 10 points than one that said the opposite, just because the enemies of America have discovered the use of massaged polls to suppress voter turnout for their opponents.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:37 PM (FIdOt)

362 Think of Hillary without the charm.

---

thanks, give a guy a seizure here

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 15, 2017 03:37 PM (oGRue)

363 331
Now he is a respected Senator with gravitas.

========



Shit.



I know what it's like. I suffer from gravity ass.



*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at November 15, 2017 03:33 PM (vg8iE)



Mmmmm. Gravy ass.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 15, 2017 03:37 PM (tbOMB)

364 273
You just know that Joe masterbates furiously every night with a My
Little FUTA Pony Doll while being lightly whipped with a feather duster by
his wife, while she's dressed as Mahatma Ghandi.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 15, 2017 03:17 PM (BfOXk)

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 03:37 PM (HgMAr)

365 I gave a girl a ride in my wagon
She crawled in and took control
She was tired as her mind was a-draggin'
I said get some sleep and dream of rock 'n roll

'Cause like a princess she was laying there
Moonlight dancing off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy van and that's all right with me

Posted by: Joe Biden in the 70s at November 15, 2017 03:37 PM (3J/LN)

366 PDT laying down the goals in his speech.

point three was 'fair and reciprocal trade'


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 03:37 PM (8iiMU)

367 We thought we had pulled out all our cash in AL but it turns out we got the lying whores for cheaper than we thought. So we decided to a poll. And lo and behold, we told you so

Posted by: NRSC scum at November 15, 2017 03:37 PM (4u7kU)

368 331
Shit.



I know what it's like. I suffer from gravity ass.



*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at November 15, 2017 03:33 PM (vg8iE)

No Hillary. It just means it is time to change your diaper.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 15, 2017 03:38 PM (jxbfJ)

369
Sure, Joey Choo-Choo is creepy around females, especially young 'uns but he's old, so he's earned the Old Creeper Grab Ass Pass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2017 03:38 PM (O98j8)

370 If everyone can agree on a name, the Alabama GOP gets behind it, sends out direct mail, Trump gets behind it does a rally, etc. I think you can cobble 51% there. It's not a swing state, any other Senate election a Republican would win by 15-20 points.

I'm not in Alabama but the vibe I get from voters there is that they view Moore as a big middle finger to the establishment and the left. Having him yanked off the ballot and replaced with someone the GOPe likes will not fare well if that's the case with even half their voters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)

371 While out, I listened to some sports talk.

I heard a clip of one of the UCLA klepto ballers making a statement to the press.

During which, he explicitly thanks President Trump for helping him.

Shit just got surreal.

We are indeed living in interesting times.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (GsAUU)

372 Murkowski won on a write in campaign in Alaska, and it was not well organized.

If everyone can agree on a name, the Alabama GOP gets behind it, sends out direct mail, Trump gets behind it does a rally, etc. I think you can cobble 51% there. It's not a swing state, any other Senate election a Republican would win by 15-20 points.

Sessions won his last race with 97.5% of the vote.

I like those odds better than Moore in a free fall.

But my guess is the seat is gone.
Posted by: Maritime

You left out a few things.


1.Coke bear had high name recognition.
2. The national party shit on the winner of the primary and backed her. They promised her everything, AFTER ignoring the result of the primary.
3. She was allowed to hand out instructions on how to fill out a ballot.

1.Moore's name is on the ballot. it can't come off.
2.There's two other people on there.
3. The national media and party leadership are shitting on the candidate and by extension, the voters.
4. They don't have to vote 'wrong'; many may stay home with a depressed turnout.
5. If that happens, the witch hunters and the national leadership (I repeat myself) will blame the peasants.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (326rv)

373 France is debating setting the age of consent at 13, at least we're not France. Yet.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (6Ll1u)

374 Dwayne Johnson seems like a genuinely nice guy but he's really not much of a public speaker unless Dwayne etc Mtn Dew is your model. Trump is unorthodox, but really effective as a public speaker, and when he studies up and prepares he's incredible.
=======

Has he done anything in his life besides lift weights, steroids, WWE and movies?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (vg8iE)

375 On the latest Roy Moore thing, with the woman who was a waitress and was in the car behind the dumpsters...

Thinking back on when I used to wrestle with 16 year old girls, this whole idea of pushing her head down seems like a woman making up how she thinks a terrible guy would act.

In reality, even a 16 year old guy would know enough that pushing her head down isn't going to work if you haven't done the preliminary job of getting her to take it out and play with it while making out.

Every guy knows it's a process.

Especially a 30+ year old prosecutor.

If the story of the 14 year old is true, then the story about the 16 year old is way out of character.

Anyway, the best advise was given the other day by a woman who said that all these encounters, even if they happened just as described, amount to nothing but bad dates that could be handled with a slap across the face and a stern "no".



Posted by: jwest at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (/roJx)

376 They ran this BS poll because they know they will not expel him.

Posted by: NRSC scum at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (4u7kU)

377 WTF WITH THE DRUDGE HEADLINE, MATT?

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (oVJmc)

378 And if he remembers to renounce his Canadian Citizenship.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:35 PM (9TK8E)


Born in Hayward = American citizen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (FIdOt)

379 , just because the enemies of America have discovered the use of massaged polls to suppress voter turnout for their opponents.
Posted by: D

Phrasing!

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (g4lFK)

380 Chris, I've never disagreed more with anything you have said. Reagan was great at sophisticated speeches that also bound the country together, but that was in a more homogenous society with higher standards for public office. Dwayne Johnson can work a crowd better than anyone who isn't Donald Trump, and his decades of media appearances make him dangerous to underestimate.

Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2017 03:40 PM (jRA31)

381 You remember Uncle Joe? He was the one afraid to cut the cake. Who's gonna tell poor Aunt Sarah, Joe's run off to Fire Lake.

Posted by: Bob Seegar at November 15, 2017 03:40 PM (IG67O)

382 Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) said Wednesday that the Senate would have "no choice but to seat" Judge Roy Moore if he wins the Alabama Senate race in December.
-BB

Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 03:40 PM (r9UYA)

383 Hikaru, I hear you. But Dwayne Johnson is a pleasant and articulate minority with no major political missteps. Unlike Barack Obama, he is recognizably masculine, has a broad working class base, and is actually American. His major disadvantage, being involved with the WWE, is one the President shares.

He could be trouble, if he spent the next three years concentrating solely on public service.


If all he does is preen and look good before cameras and refuses to address issues (not that there should be any after PDT has the economy back on its feet again), he'll be toast.

Does he want a smaller government? An ever-increasing standard of living for Americans? Does he expect the law to be equally applied to everyone, including politicians? He'd better start formulating some real-world answers to these and a lot of other serious questions. PDT has changed the metric for elections for the better and woke a lot of people up from their stupor.

If he's going to be a typical Prog and do nothing but criticize Trump, he'll wind up looking like a more attractive but still vapid version of Her Heinous.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2017 03:40 PM (tRaq7)

384 I feel like its been a while since we've had a movie review. Did I miss one recently?

Posted by: simplemind at November 15, 2017 03:40 PM (C6xeQ)

385 "What was that guy's nic -- that guy from election night? Something Willson? It's like it had an extra L or something. He was the best."


Bill Wynn. He claimed to be a "lifelong" Republican and COC member. I guess that what David Brock's little tip sheet says to write at conservative sites. He was hilarious.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2017 03:41 PM (OD2ni)

386 If everyone can agree on a name, the Alabama GOP gets behind it, sends out direct mail, Trump gets behind it does a rally, etc.

This is proof that no one learned a damn thing from 2010. At a certain point, this shit has an effect that is the opposite of the desired result.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 15, 2017 03:41 PM (326rv)

387 Remember this?

https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/pj-gladnick/2015/02/18/msm-ignored-even-creepier-joe-biden-moment

Posted by: Osborne at November 15, 2017 03:41 PM (RDwMg)

388 Has he done anything in his life besides lift weights, steroids, WWE and movies?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (vg8iE)



Yeah, he hasn't even organized any communities, or had a couple of autobiographies ghost-written for him.

Poseur.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:41 PM (FIdOt)

389 Eh, I can't laugh at the Dems potentially running The Rock. During the Times of Trump Troubles during the primaries, when we were at our Eeyorish best, there was a thread about a 'compromise candidate' to save us at the convention and names like Peyton Manning were being thrown around.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 15, 2017 03:41 PM (uuwor)

390 Un...oh...he's pulling a Rubio...drinking water.


THAT will be the MSM headline.

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 03:41 PM (Enq6K)

391 Hikaru, I hear you. But Dwayne Johnson is a pleasant and articulate minority with no major political missteps.



Because he has no political experience. Not even a city councilman of Podunk, South Dakota.

And three years of "community service" won't mean squat.

He has no elected record to run on.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 03:41 PM (4Hf9E)

392 OMG Trump just drank water during his speech. Is that a ploy for Rubio's tax vote?

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at November 15, 2017 03:42 PM (PvCxa)

393 Consider stolen
Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 03:36 PM (r9UYA)

Yup I still my best stuff

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2017 03:42 PM (raaWN)

394 Thanks for the Trump speech updates. Any more sound bites?

Posted by: Cheri at November 15, 2017 03:42 PM (oiNtH)

395 380 And if he remembers to renounce his Canadian Citizenship.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:35 PM (9TK8E)

Born in Hayward = American citizen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (FIdOt)

Never said he wasn't an American citizen.

He's got dual-citizenship through his father, Wayde "Rocky Johnson" Bowles. Think he'd have to renounce the Canadian citizenship, still.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:42 PM (9TK8E)

396 "we will not allow this twisted dictatorship hold hostage to the world"


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 03:42 PM (8iiMU)

397 Posted by: jwest at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (/roJx)

When I was 14 and had a girlfriend, I always stopped at bra and panties.

Posted by: roming pulaski at November 15, 2017 03:42 PM (4u7kU)

398 376 Dwayne Johnson seems like a genuinely nice guy but he's really not much of a public speaker unless Dwayne etc Mtn Dew is your model. Trump is unorthodox, but really effective as a public speaker, and when he studies up and prepares he's incredible.
=======

Has he done anything in his life besides lift weights, steroids, WWE and movies?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (vg8iE)

--I just saw his version of Walking Tall on AMC a couple weeks ago.

It's on my Revenge Porn short list now.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 03:43 PM (GsAUU)

399 The Christmas spirit.

ISIS Promises 'Christmas Blood' at the Vatican

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 15, 2017 03:43 PM (Nwg0u)

400 Eh, my parents dated and married in the 70s. Graduated in 73 and married in 77. My dad didn't ask my mom's parents beforehand. Also, they, and all the similar-aged friends they had dated and married within their own age group. They came to the same "yeah, that's weird" conclusion. Its not line 1977-1982 is *that* long ago or that I don't know people who dated in that era. It was definitely weird in the circles of everyone I know irl who is of similar age to Moore. I know of one lady (my mom's cousin) around that age who got married at 16 to an older dude because they got pregnant and he did end up being a creep.

Again, it's not something he should drop out over, or anything like that. Creepiness is not a crime. But that's why I find it creepy.

Also it's not so much the age difference, its the maturity gap. I got married young to a dude who was older, but to me it seems different because when he met me I was living on my own in a different city from my parents, definitely not at the point in my life where it would seem appropriate to ask my mom if I could go out for a milkshake.


Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at November 15, 2017 03:43 PM (SKaHS)

401

I'm not in Alabama but the vibe I get from voters there is that they view Moore as a big middle finger to the establishment and the left. Having him yanked off the ballot and replaced with someone the GOPe likes will not fare well if that's the case with even half their voters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)



I don't live in Alabama but I lived through a Walker recall. If I could, I'd vote for Moore out of pure spite.

Drain the swamp and set it on fire. Tired of this crap.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at November 15, 2017 03:43 PM (4VKUh)

402 The Harlequin and Mills & Boone romances from the 70s and 80s often had 17-19 year old heroines.
22 was for "spinster finds love" stories.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 15, 2017 03:34 PM (hMwEB)

Everyone acts like this is some sort of horrible thing done in the dark ages of 40 years ago and we have to disavow such things. We're living the aberration.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 15, 2017 03:43 PM (J70i0)

403 France is debating setting the age of consent at 13,
.............

They want to compete with Thailand for "tourism" dollars.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 03:43 PM (HgMAr)

404 396 Thanks for the Trump speech updates. Any more sound bites?

Posted by: Cheri at November 15, 2017 03:42 PM (oiNtH)

FBN is noting that the market is down triple digits during his speech. They neglected to say that it was down triple digits before he even started.

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 03:43 PM (Enq6K)

405 Dwayne Johnson can work a crowd better than anyone who isn't Donald Trump, and his decades of media appearances make him dangerous to underestimate.

He's great at personal interaction and interviews, but speeches, he has basically no experience with beyond the "Cooking with the Rock" stuff he did at wrasslin' matches. How much that matters I don't know. But an orator, Dwayne Johnson is not.

Personally I think we're more likely to see George Clooney. He's already basically retired from movies and is clearly looking at something else in his life. He's well spoken, handsome, smooth, charismatic, likable, and to my knowledge has no skeletons in his closet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:43 PM (39g3+)

406 Has he done anything in his life besides lift weights, steroids, WWE and movies?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (vg8iE)

I think he played college football at the University of Miami.

Posted by: Insomniac - El Perdedor at November 15, 2017 03:44 PM (NWiLs)

407 unfortunately, hannity can't read. he's a fucking parrot. you're a great american, by the way.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2017 03:44 PM (KP5rU)

408 And you are correct: She is incredibly brittle and high-strung, a trip-wire of over-sensitive rage. She screamed at all her underlings for the slightest perceived missteps

Nice to know my remote control take was accurate.

Now I'm kinda hoping she IS the candidate. A trip-wire of over-sensitive rage debating The Donald on live TV?

That could be epic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:44 PM (FIdOt)

409 Well that's it, he had to stop to open a bottle of water and take a drink, he must be impeached now, he's obviously too sick and old to do the job.

Posted by: This is CNN at November 15, 2017 03:44 PM (myc22)

410 Also if being involved with wrestling was a deal breaker, *WWE Hall of Famer* Donald Trump wouldn't have won.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 15, 2017 03:44 PM (uuwor)

411 I love the trade red meat Trump is throwing out.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 03:44 PM (GsAUU)

412 FBN is noting that the market is down triple digits
during his speech. They neglected to say that it was down triple digits
before he even started.

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 03:43 PM (Enq6K)

THIS. Thanks for enlightening me on that.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 03:45 PM (8iiMU)

413 It would be interesting to do a survey of people who no longer support Moore. Is it because of the news media/Romney/McConnell, a friend or relative, canvassers, an attack ad?

I hoped people would be inoculated against all of these by now, but if there's an effective route by which they can just here baseless accusations and just allow it change their mind, it would be useful to know what that route is.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 15, 2017 03:45 PM (/qEW2)

414 Dwayne Johnson can work a crowd better than anyone who isn't Donald Trump, and his decades of media appearances make him dangerous to underestimate.


What's his voting record on economic viability for downtown rejuvenation? What's his voting record on supporting businesses in a down market?

Working a crowd doesn't mean squat.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 03:45 PM (4Hf9E)

415 I'm not in Alabama but the vibe I get from voters
there is that they view Moore as a big middle finger to the
establishment and the left. Having him yanked off the ballot and
replaced with someone the GOPe likes will not fare well if that's the
case with even half their voters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)







I don't live in Alabama but I lived through a Walker recall. If I could, I'd vote for Moore out of pure spite.



Drain the swamp and set it on fire. Tired of this crap.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at November 15, 2017 03:43 PM (4VKUh)

This. SO this.

Posted by: redbanzai at November 15, 2017 03:45 PM (9nCnN)

416 I have no idea if the Rock can even read, much less balance a checkbook.

Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 15, 2017 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

417 If everyone can agree on a name, the Alabama GOP gets behind it,
sends out direct mail, Trump gets behind it does a rally, etc. I think
you can cobble 51% there. It's not a swing state, any other Senate
election a Republican would win by 15-20 points.



I'm not in Alabama but the vibe I get from voters there is that they
view Moore as a big middle finger to the establishment and the left.
Having him yanked off the ballot and replaced with someone the GOPe
likes will not fare well if that's the case with even half their voters.
---
Also, there's no one qualified to replace Moore.

Who at this point hates McConnell and McCain more than he does?

Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2017 03:46 PM (XQvuQ)

418 403: grammie is directing my choir. sing it loud!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2017 03:46 PM (KP5rU)

419 He's saying so much I can't transcribe it all.

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 03:46 PM (Enq6K)

420 As far as age differences go, my great-grandfather was 68 when my grandfather was born, and his wife was less than half his age.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:46 PM (9TK8E)

421 It would be hilarious if the Dow went back to even before his speech ended.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 03:46 PM (8iiMU)

422 Benji Carver at 387: "Bill Wynn."

Ah, bingo. You have a damn good memory.

It might make a good post for ace, to pull some of the comments out of that thread, particularly his, with the time stamp intact. I couldn't figure out if that guy was a double-reverse sock, and one of you guys just jerking my chain. He was too good to be true.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 15, 2017 03:46 PM (OWWiT)

423 The Rock also has to renounce his citizenship from Parts Unknown.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 15, 2017 03:46 PM (uuwor)

424 What's his voting record on economic viability for downtown rejuvenation? What's his voting record on supporting businesses in a down market?

Working a crowd doesn't mean squat.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 03:45 PM (4Hf9E)

=======

Just the sweet siren song of free shit will get him elected.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:46 PM (vg8iE)

425 Yup I still my best stuff
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 15, 2017 03:42 PM (raaWN)

We're comin' for you, boy!

Posted by: Revenooers at November 15, 2017 03:46 PM (NWiLs)

426 "The days of the United States being taken advantage of in China are over."

'Nother sip of water....

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 03:47 PM (Enq6K)

427 376 Dwayne Johnson seems like a genuinely nice guy but he's really not much of a public speaker unless Dwayne etc Mtn Dew is your model. Trump is unorthodox, but really effective as a public speaker, and when he studies up and prepares he's incredible.
=======

Has he done anything in his life besides lift weights, steroids, WWE and movies?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (vg8iE)

More women than you or I could imagine.

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2017 03:47 PM (7HtZB)

428 Who at this point hates McConnell and McCain more than he does?
=========

I do but I don't live in Alabama.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:47 PM (vg8iE)

429 I think he played college football at the University of Miami.
Posted by: Insomniac - El Perdedor at November 15, 2017 03:44 PM (NWiLs)

--Yes.

I think the 1993 game between FSU and Miami is still on Youtube.

Charlie Ward, Derrick Brooks, Warrick Dunn, Ray Lewis, the Rock . . . that game was loaded with star power.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 03:47 PM (GsAUU)

430 "Personally I think we're more likely to see George Clooney."



I agree that the dems will run Clooney at some point. However, he would easily be beaten by Mike Rowe.

Posted by: jwest at November 15, 2017 03:47 PM (/roJx)

431 I'm not in Alabama but the vibe I get from voters
there is that they view Moore as a big middle finger to the
establishment and the left. Having him yanked off the ballot and
replaced with someone the GOPe likes will not fare well if that's the
case with even half their voters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)







I don't live in Alabama but I lived through a Walker recall. If I could, I'd vote for Moore out of pure spite.



Drain the swamp and set it on fire. Tired of this crap.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at November 15, 2017 03:43 PM (4VKUh)

This. SO this.
Posted by: redbanzai

This is how Christine O'Donnell beat Mike Castle by 7%.

We just watched the leadership of both parties botch the 2016 elections. They are not nearly as smart as they want us to think.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 15, 2017 03:48 PM (326rv)

432 PDT is saying all good things so far.

and yeah, he's spouting all kinds of stuff quickly.

These reporters are probably not listening.




Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 03:48 PM (8iiMU)

433
If everyone can agree on a name, the Alabama GOP gets behind it, sends out direct mail, Trump gets behind it does a rally, etc.



This is proof that no one learned a damn thing from 2010. At a
certain point, this shit has an effect that is the opposite of the
desired result.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 15, 2017 03:41 PM (326rv)

The Alabama Republicans have a candidate. Its Moore and will remain Moore. The GOPe can sit and spin.

Posted by: redbanzai at November 15, 2017 03:48 PM (9nCnN)

434 418 I have no idea if the Rock can even read, much less balance a checkbook.
Posted by: Mr. Roy Peebles at November 15, 2017 03:45 PM (oVJmc)


He's pretty athletic, so he probably can balance one, on, say, his index finger.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:48 PM (FIdOt)

435 429
Has he done anything in his life besides lift weights, steroids, WWE and movies?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (vg8iE)

More women than you or I could imagine.
Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2017 03:47 PM (7HtZB)


Willingly or the Weinstein way?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 03:48 PM (mbhDw)

436 PDT: "WTO is in strong need of reform"


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 03:48 PM (8iiMU)

437 Drain the swamp and set it on fire. Tired of this crap.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at November 15, 2017 03:43 PM (4VKUh)


--You know I love you, don't you?

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 03:48 PM (GsAUU)

438 "Little Green Drudge Balls."

---------

Has he bought a bike recently?

Posted by: Decaf at November 15, 2017 03:49 PM (QRVnB)

439 I don't live in Alabama but I lived through a Walker recall. If I could, I'd vote for Moore out of pure spite.



Drain the swamp and set it on fire. Tired of this crap.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at November 15, 2017 03:43 PM (4VKUh)

grammie winger, for the win!

Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 03:49 PM (14URa)

440 Has he done anything in his life besides lift weights, steroids, WWE and movies?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (vg8iE)

Well, don't know about policy stuff but he is very active with the special needs community; working with special needs kids and special Olympics, etc. I've seen him at events and he seems to genuinely care and doesn't really make a big deal out of it for publicity.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 03:49 PM (a0IVu)

441 PDT: "Vietnam is sanctioning north Korea"

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 03:49 PM (8iiMU)

442 439 Drain the swamp and set it on fire. Tired of this crap.

Posted by: grammie winger - How many days till Spring Training? at November 15, 2017 03:43 PM (4VKUh)


--You know I love you, don't you?
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 03:48 PM (GsAUU)


Swamps emit tons of methane. So embrace the power of simultaneity.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 15, 2017 03:50 PM (mbhDw)

443 413 I love the trade red meat Trump is throwing out.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 03:44 PM (GsAUU)



Trade is the kind of thing that can get Trump re-elected by acclamation.

If the economy is booming in 2020, after the eight years of the Reign of Error, all Trump has to do is hang the Magic Negro around the neck of his opponent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:50 PM (FIdOt)

444 PDT: "Freedom of navigation is critical."


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 03:50 PM (8iiMU)

445 I wouldn't discount The Rock as a candidate, I mean hell we elected Donald freaking Trump. His drawbacks (no experience, etc) don't really add up to much these days. I just don't think he would be an effective typical candidate, since he has no experience really with the kind of interaction and appearances they make. That might not matter in the 21st century. Its not like you campaign from the back of a train any more.

Whoever the Dems have in mind, I am getting a pretty strong suspicion that they are deliberately, systematically cleaning the decks of all the usual suspects who might try to run against them. Its easier and less ugly looking than just rigging the primaries like last time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:50 PM (39g3+)

446 I thought the Rock is in the closet, but an open secret in Hollywood. Women won't flock to his movies if he was ghey in real life and I doubt men would as well.

I don't care if he is ghey but others would so closet.

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 03:50 PM (g4lFK)

447 This is how Christine O'Donnell beat Mike Castle by 7%.



We just watched the leadership of both parties botch the 2016 elections. They are not nearly as smart as they want us to think.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 15, 2017 03:48 PM (326rv)

That's BS Blue Hen.

Moore is a respected politician not Christine O'Donnell. He has done nothing illegal and allegations with not one shred of proof behind them are not a reason to throw him under the bus.

Posted by: redbanzai at November 15, 2017 03:50 PM (9nCnN)

448 I think the 1993 game between FSU and Miami is still on Youtube.

Charlie Ward, Derrick Brooks, Warrick Dunn, Ray Lewis, the Rock . . . that game was loaded with star power.
=========
Star power and roids. well mostly roids.

Posted by: simplemind at November 15, 2017 03:50 PM (C6xeQ)

449 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 03:50 PM (8iiMU)

Haha, I love your nic!!! Not as much as I love my President but that would be almost impossible. MAGA!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 03:51 PM (14URa)

450

Another decent speech from Trump.

He doesn't seem phased by the Dem and GOPe attacks. He just keeps on going.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 03:51 PM (fceHP)

451 France is debating setting the age of consent at 13,

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looking for some non-hairy armpits?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 15, 2017 03:51 PM (oGRue)

452 I think he played college football at the University of Miami.
Posted by: Insomniac - El Perdedor at November 15, 2017 03:44 PM (NWiLs)


Second look at zombie Aaron Hernandez?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:51 PM (FIdOt)

453 PDT: "Vietnam is sanctioning north Korea"

He got the region to isolate N. Korea?

win/win. Hopefully that regime falls apart, and China will downplay what happened to one of its clients by blaming it on everyone else.

Works for me.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 15, 2017 03:52 PM (326rv)

454 I agree that the dems will run Clooney at some point. However, he would easily be beaten by Mike Rowe.

I would actually donate to and work for Mike Rowe's campaign personally. But I seriously doubt he has the slightest interest in any kind of politics. He's not dumb enough to get into that slog.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:52 PM (39g3+)

455 375--- France is debating setting the age of consent at 13, at least we're not France. Yet.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM (6Ll1u)
------------------------------
IIRC, France currently has NO age of consent.
To convict someone of statutory rape you have to prove either abuse of authority or inability to give consent for reasons other than mere age.

This attempt to set an age comes in response to some highly publicized cases of 10 and 11 yr olds being seduced and the judges letting the perps off.
(Need I say what demographic the perps were?)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 15, 2017 03:52 PM (0jtPF)

456 PDT: "Freedom of navigation is critical."

---

any ass in a storm

Posted by: Hikaru Sulu at November 15, 2017 03:52 PM (oGRue)

457 the rock is a cartoon character, like hulk hogan. let it go people. now, if we're talking vin diesel, we can work with that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2017 03:52 PM (KP5rU)

458 Biden, Obama, McCain.
Seems brain damage is a plus for politicians.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 03:53 PM (HgMAr)

459 Has he done anything in his life besides lift weights, steroids, WWE and movies?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 03:39 PM


He played football in the CFL.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 15, 2017 03:53 PM (ctuyM)

460 Whoever the Dems have in mind, I am getting a pretty strong suspicion that they are deliberately, systematically cleaning the decks of all the usual suspects who might try to run against them.


Oh, I've been there, bro. Believe me.

Posted by: Zombie Sergei Kirov at November 15, 2017 03:53 PM (FIdOt)

461 "Unite the world against NK. Free and open trade in the IndoPacific. And free and reciprocal trade. America is back."


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 03:53 PM (8iiMU)

462 We just watched the leadership of both parties botch the 2016 elections. They are not nearly as smart as they want us to think.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 15, 2017 03:48 PM (326rv)

This is when "elites" die. It's not when they are dirty and underhanded to get what they want. It's when they are incompetent and open about trying to get what they want.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 15, 2017 03:53 PM (J70i0)

463 "We really live in an unusual time with regards to marriage with women putting it off until their late 20's or later. It really isn't natural. Moore dating a 17-19 year-old in his early 30's isn't some unnatural, unusual, or immoral event.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 15, 2017 03:29 PM (J70i0)

The Harlequin and Mills & Boone romances from the 70s and 80s often had 17-19 year old heroines.
22 was for "spinster finds love" stories.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 15, 2017 03:34 PM (hMwEB)"

-----------

Somebody already mentioned in another thread that Jane Austen "documented" it in her books. In particular in Sense and Sensibility, nubile and heartbroken Maryanne finally marries the much older Colonel Brandon.

Posted by: Decaf at November 15, 2017 03:53 PM (QRVnB)

464

Should Roy Moore resign!
Should Moore resign!

they shout as Trump leaves the room, silently flipping them off

no questions

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 03:53 PM (fceHP)

465 I thought the Rock is in the closet, but an open secret in Hollywood.

He does NOT set off my gaydar. Not even slightly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:53 PM (39g3+)

466 Remember wherestherum?

She had a mega-crush on The Rock.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 03:53 PM (GsAUU)

467 should roy moore resign, Mr President?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 15, 2017 03:53 PM (ILitO)

468 He's finished...left without taking any questions.

The first question shouted? "Should Roy Moore drop out?"

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 03:53 PM (Enq6K)

469 Shep Smith?

*CLICK*

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 03:54 PM (GsAUU)

470 "I don't care if he is ghey but others would so closet.

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 03:50 PM (g4lFK) "

Wrestlers are gossiping little bitches. If The Rock was gay, it would be known by now.

When he was taking the main event from other guys in the late 90's, someone would have tried to sabotage him if they had the goods on him.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 15, 2017 03:54 PM (uuwor)

471 Drain the swamp and set it on fire. Tired of this crap.



....




Swamps emit tons of methane. So embrace the power of simultaneity.
---
Maybe save some time and just drop napalm.

Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2017 03:54 PM (XQvuQ)

472 Are we talking Jane Austen?! Mr. Darcy...*sigh*...*swoon*

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 03:54 PM (a0IVu)

473 You know I had a double take on the ONT the picture at the bottom that it wasn't Uncle Joe

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2017 03:55 PM (aC6Sd)

474 Who's the dork on FBN?!

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 03:55 PM (Enq6K)

475 Y'all know how much I love and adore President Trump. However, the whole weird breathing thing, well, can't he get some kind of nasal spray or something? It's just weird and it's not new. Somebody should tell him. It's like when you have a friend with a piece of spinach in their teeth or toilet paper on their shoe. You tell them, immediately!

Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 03:55 PM (14URa)

476 And, PDT was talking so fast, I couldn't report that big-boobed Shep!-in-training Liz Claman is looking very hawt in her snug red top.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 03:55 PM (8iiMU)

477 The first question shouted? "Should Roy Moore drop out?"

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 03:53 PM (Enq6K)


"Tune in, turn on, drop out."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:55 PM (FIdOt)

478 remember how many celebrities rushed to defend Woody Allen in the 1990s? If only Moore were a liberal leaning movie maker.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 15, 2017 03:55 PM (ILitO)

479 Second look at zombie Aaron Hernandez?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:51 PM (FIdOt)

--Aaronthal was a Gaytor, not a 'Cane.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 03:55 PM (GsAUU)

480 Dwayne Johnson is nothing like Weinstein. From what I've seen (have to have disclaimers nowadays ), he's a hard-working, incredibly positive and good guy. Good with fans, social media is all about positive things (more Tebow than typical self-absorbed celeb), avoids the Hollywood party circuit, generally doesn't get political, and he's saved maybe a half-dozen franchises (i.e. he makes Hollywood a ton of money). He would be great with LIVs who have already bought into a celebrity presidency with Obama and/or Trump.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 03:55 PM (W+vEI)

481 I think in the olden times you automatically received a 16 year old girl if you lived past the age of 60.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2017 03:55 PM (4ErVI)

482 I wouldn't discount The Rock as a candidate, I mean hell we elected Donald freaking Trump. His drawbacks (no experience, etc) don't really add up to much these days.



Trump was a CEO and made payroll. He's ran businesses. Made deals. Figured out what works and doesn't work.

What's the Rock done? Read other people's words.

Not discounting him. Just not giving him majik stature.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 03:56 PM (4Hf9E)

483 Vin Disel, however.... queer as a 3 dollar bill with Bill Clinton's face on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:56 PM (39g3+)

484 That's BS Blue Hen.

Moore is a respected politician not Christine O'Donnell. He has done nothing illegal and allegations with not one shred of proof behind them are not a reason to throw him under the bus.
Posted by: redbanzai

No.

In both cases, the national party weighed in. And their efforts backfired, mightily. People here openly spoke of defying the leadership. They wanted a coronation. When she made the challenge, they went ballistic and negative. And it obviously did NOT work.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 15, 2017 03:56 PM (326rv)

485 Oh good....they've gone from the dork to Gasparino, the ass.

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 03:56 PM (Enq6K)

486 462. Kirov reporting!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 15, 2017 03:56 PM (fA1SL)

487 1) Drudge is all about clicks. That said, the lede is goofball status, beneath even Drudge's standards.

2) McConnell and Ryan had about 72 hours to panic-drive their specious attacks home. They failed, mainly because even the Strange campaign dug up the same stuff and couldn't verify it.

Now Moore can run against McConnell and the "Do-Nothing" Congress. Here's a certainty: The stakes for passing tax reform through this Congress before the Alabama senate election have never been higher. When Moore is elected, the McConnell chickens will come home to roost. Mitch McConnell is betting the entire GOP Senate 2018 campaign with keeping Moore out of his Senate seat. That means a Trump endorsement will be a primo get for survival.

Posted by: mrp at November 15, 2017 03:57 PM (Pqytn)

488 --Aaronthal was a Gaytor, not a 'Cane.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 03:55 PM (GsAUU)


I know. Same difference, basically.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:57 PM (FIdOt)

489 Moore is a respected politician not Christine O'Donnell. He has done
nothing illegal and allegations with not one shred of proof behind them
are not a reason to throw him under the bus.
---
None of the baseless allegations against O'Donnell were even illegal. The only disrespect for her came from folks who wanted to protect the progressive wing of the GOP, which at the time we mistakenly considered small.

Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2017 03:57 PM (XQvuQ)

490 Simonetti got gams

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 15, 2017 03:57 PM (ILitO)

491 472 Wrestlers are gossiping little bitches. If The Rock was gay, it would be known by now.

When he was taking the main event from other guys in the late 90's, someone would have tried to sabotage him if they had the goods on him.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 15, 2017 03:54 PM (uuwor)

That wouldn't have sabotaged him. WWE is known for being fairly pro-gay (having had employed the likes of Pat Patterson, Brooklyn Brawler, Orlando Jordan, Darren Young, and Daria Berenato over the years, the last 2 having been quite open about it).

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:57 PM (9TK8E)

492 I think in the olden times you automatically received a 16 year old girl if you lived past the age of 60.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2017 03:55 PM (4ErVI)
Thank God that's not a thing anymore! Whew . . . I got enough problems.

Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 03:57 PM (14URa)

493 Kate Winslet playing Maryanne in Sense and Sensibility was a nice touch.

Posted by: Decaf at November 15, 2017 03:57 PM (QRVnB)

494 Star power and roids. well mostly roids.
Posted by: simplemind at November 15, 2017 03:50 PM (C6xeQ)

--Warrick Dunn was a little dude, especially by NFL standards.

He was seriously into holistic shit when he played. Also one of the calmest, laid-paid players I've met. He's one of the few I would bet was never on the 'roids.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 03:58 PM (GsAUU)

495 NOOOOOO Biden-sama, no! Not the tentacles!!

Posted by: Poor anime girls at November 15, 2017 03:58 PM (hvf9s)

496


Ron Johnson a NO on tax bill.
what a bunch of losers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 03:58 PM (fceHP)

497 484 Trump was a CEO and made payroll. He's ran businesses. Made deals. Figured out what works and doesn't work.

What's the Rock done? Read other people's words.

Not discounting him. Just not giving him majik stature.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 03:56 PM (4Hf9E)

And Rock will be reading Valerie Jarrett's words in 2020.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:58 PM (9TK8E)

498 My client is innocent and all of your mom's wear combat boots.

Posted by: Roy Moore's Lawyer at November 15, 2017 03:58 PM (OD2ni)

499 477, Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 03:55 PM (14URa)

You totally made me laugh..but I know what you mean. Wonder if its because he talks so fast at times.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 03:58 PM (a0IVu)

500 >>He doesn't seem phased by the Dem and GOPe attacks. He just keeps on going.

It's a teachable moment. Ignore these cocksuckers unless you are delivering a boot to their vaginas.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 03:59 PM (r9UYA)

501 Lauren Simonetti looking good showing her legs. And Nicole Petallides is wearing a sleeveless green thing. No cleavage today, dang it.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 03:59 PM (8iiMU)

502
Personally I think we're more likely to see George Clooney. He's already basically retired from movies and is clearly looking at something else in his life. He's well spoken, handsome, smooth, charismatic, likable, and to my knowledge has no skeletons in his closet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 03:43 PM (39g3+)





Except that he's already been asked that question several times in public, years ago. Which doesn't mean anything by itself, but his answer was basically that he'd banged too much quim, drank too much booze and taken too many drugs to be taken seriously as a presidential candidate.

Considering that this is what he was willing to cop to in public, I'm thinking he has yuuuuge walk-in closets that double as ossuaries.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2017 03:59 PM (veoSD)

503 Not discounting him. Just not giving him majik stature.

That's my position too. He's viable, but the guy really doesn't have even the beginning of ability to do anything in an executive position. Even Obama had actually run something (into the ground, but run it) with the Chicago Annenberg Challenge. Trump ran businesses for years. The ROck is just a really nice, driven, good lookin' guy athlete. That's nice enough for governor but president? I don't think it would work out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 04:00 PM (39g3+)

504 >>>>>185 Doesn't Biden have a steel plate in his head?
Posted by: sarahw at November 15, 2017 03:11 PM (Sp1NT


There was that rumor about him being a wild youth and not getting that rash dealt with for way too long.
Scurrilous, but it does match some of the behaviors shown. Especially the odd appearance of creepyness

Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2017 04:00 PM (F8Ckl)

505 The Rock is annoying, and makes funny faces. I'd rather vote for his son, Ben Stein.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 15, 2017 04:00 PM (/qEW2)

506 Shep Smith

-
Didja see that Shemp gave Hillz a clean bill of health on Uranium One?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 15, 2017 04:00 PM (Nwg0u)

507 485; so, he fills all the right boxes then. what's not to love? other than his small block chevy powered mopar? what a fag.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2017 04:00 PM (KP5rU)

508 How about a piece of candy, little girl.

Guess which pocket my money is in, little girl.

Does my tongue taste like cotton candy, little girl?

Is that a training bra you're wearing, little girl?

Have you had your friend yet, little girl?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 04:00 PM (ATVNj)

509 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 03:55 PM (8iiMU)
.............

What's your take on Sandra Smith on Fox in the mornings? Not enough leg IMHO.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 04:00 PM (HgMAr)

510 487
Oh good....they've gone from the dork to Gasparino, the ass.

Posted by: Tami at November 15, 2017 03:56 PM (Enq6K)

Gasparino IS an asshole, but I sort of like him.
And now the dipshit reporter from teh WH is complaining that the 'read out' was sooo long.

Lazy bastards...
lol



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 04:01 PM (8iiMU)

511 1) Drudge is all about clicks. That said, the lede is goofball status, beneath even Drudge's standards.

I just did a "send tips" to Drudge objecting to that lede. I hope he gets a lot of them. Disgusting.

Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 04:01 PM (14URa)

512 None of the baseless allegations against O'Donnell
were even illegal. The only disrespect for her came from folks who
wanted to protect the progressive wing of the GOP, which at the time we
mistakenly considered small.


Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2017 03:57 PM (XQvuQ)

Too true... I never did quite get how the "she's a witch!" thing happened. It was like a Monty Python skit come to life.

Posted by: redbanzai at November 15, 2017 04:01 PM (9nCnN)

513 They wanted a coronation. When she made the challenge, they went ballistic and negative. And it obviously did NOT work.

Exactly, the GOP would rather lose to a Democrat than have someone that challenges their machine and their gravy train win. No matter what.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 15, 2017 04:02 PM (39g3+)

514 "That wouldn't have sabotaged him. WWE is known for being fairly pro-gay (having had employed the likes of Pat Patterson, Brooklyn Brawler, Orlando Jordan, Darren Young, and Daria Berenato over the years, the last 2 having been quite open about it).

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 03:57 PM (9TK8E) "

Of that group only Patterson was ever a big deal, and even then more as a booker (he invented the Royal Rumble, after all) than a performer. It's about the locker room too, not just the brass.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 15, 2017 04:02 PM (uuwor)

515 Except that he's already been asked that question several times in public, years ago. Which doesn't mean anything by itself, but his answer was basically that he'd banged too much quim, drank too much booze and taken too many drugs to be taken seriously as a presidential candidate.

Considering that this is what he was willing to cop to in public, I'm thinking he has yuuuuge walk-in closets that double as ossuaries.
=========
He's sipped the P-nis.

If some guy grabbed Terry Crewes junk you can bet that when Clooney was a nobody he was working his way through knee pads.

Eveyone one you see in the movies is a creep.

Posted by: simplemind at November 15, 2017 04:02 PM (C6xeQ)

516 I bet Old Uncle Joe has quite a sex dungeon.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 04:03 PM (HgMAr)

517 You totally made me laugh..but I know what you mean. Wonder if its because he talks so fast at times.


Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 03:58 PM (a0IVu)
He sounds like he has a deviated septum. Which is repairable. I dunno, it's literally my only criticism of the man and not really criticism but more of a WTF, dude?

Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 04:03 PM (14URa)

518 I bet Old Uncle Joe has quite a sex dungeon.
Posted by: wth

I keep locking myself in.

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 04:03 PM (326rv)

519 when we were at our Eeyorish best,
History repeating itself.

Posted by: zombie george santayana at November 15, 2017 04:03 PM (mJ8mX)

520 We'll deal with this in 2028, when Biden will be of no more use to us.

Posted by: Progressive journo-list at November 15, 2017 04:03 PM (1Rgee)

521 What's your take on Sandra Smith on Fox in the mornings? Not enough leg IMHO.

Posted by: wth at November 15, 2017 04:00 PM (HgMAr)

I need to check her out.

But first I need to be awake.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 04:04 PM (8iiMU)

522 I bet Old Uncle Joe has quite a sex dungeon.
============

By Playskool

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 04:04 PM (vg8iE)

523 512 None of the baseless allegations against O'Donnell
were even illegal. The only disrespect for her came from folks who
wanted to protect the progressive wing of the GOP, which at the time we
mistakenly considered small.


Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2017 03:57 PM (XQvuQ)

Too true... I never did quite get how the "she's a witch!" thing happened. It was like a Monty Python skit come to life.
Posted by: redbanzai at November 15, 2017 04:01 PM (9nCnN)

I thought she opened up about dabbling in the occult when she was younger, before she reverted to Catholicism?

Posted by: josephistan at November 15, 2017 04:04 PM (7HtZB)

524 490 --Aaronthal was a Gaytor, not a 'Cane.
Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 03:55 PM (GsAUU)

I know. Same difference, basically.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2017 03:57 PM (FIdOt)

--To a 'Nole fan like me, they suck all the same.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 04:04 PM (GsAUU)

525 He doesn't seem phased by the Dem and GOPe attacks. He just keeps on going.



It's a teachable moment. Ignore these cocksuckers unless you are delivering a boot to their vaginas.



Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 03:59 PM (r9UYA)

A lesson that should have been learned long ago.

Posted by: redbanzai at November 15, 2017 04:04 PM (9nCnN)

526 interesting


Collins Admits -- Mitch Bluffing: Senate Has 'No Choice but to Seat' Judge Roy Moore If He Wins Election


we knew that, but, Collins?

breitbart

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 04:04 PM (fceHP)

527 Wow, this Simonetti chick is quite...sultry...


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 04:05 PM (8iiMU)

528 I keep locking myself in.

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 04:03 PM (326rv)
You made me snort beer.

Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 04:05 PM (14URa)

529 "Of that group only Patterson was ever a big deal, and even then more as a booker (he invented the Royal Rumble, after all) than a performer. It's about the locker room too, not just the brass.
Posted by: broseidon,"


Patterson was the announcer on the Saturday morning show along with Vince McMahon in the late 70's/early 80's. He was always yelling "that fat slob Lou Albano."

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2017 04:05 PM (OD2ni)

530 Vin Diesel gives off the ghey vibe, but the Fast and The Furious franchise has grown on me.

XXX the movie exposed Vin as being possibly ghey.

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 04:06 PM (g4lFK)

531 527
Wow, this Simonetti chick is quite...sultry...




Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 04:05 PM (8iiMU)

And she just said "pull-off".

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 04:06 PM (8iiMU)

532 Collins Admits -- Mitch Bluffing: Senate Has 'No Choice but to Seat' Teddy kennedy If someone digs him up.

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 15, 2017 04:06 PM (326rv)

533 Too true... I never did quite get how the "she's a witch!" thing happened. It was like a Monty Python skit come to life.
---
That's the one the networks ran with because the rest of story about her intimate grooming habits was too much even for the MSM (it's been a while, but I think it was the same ex boyfriend turned democrat activist whose sacred honor demanded the story be told).

Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2017 04:06 PM (XQvuQ)

534 RiNo Johnsom from WI has just killed tax reform.

Why let McCancer have all the fun?

Posted by: #neverskankles at November 15, 2017 04:06 PM (O0MiR)

535

holy crap

U.S. Chamber: 'Dreamers' Make America, Americans Have No Role

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce has posted two billboards in front of the White House which declare America was built by foreign 'Dreamers,' not by native-born Americans, who apparently have no place in the billboards or in America's society.

"It is absolutely an insult to Americans, but the Chamber knows that, which is why this isn't a broad-based campaign" conducted outside Washington D.C., said Mark Krikorian, director at the Center for Immigration Studies. He continued:

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 04:07 PM (fceHP)

536 23 True Fact : Joe Biden wrote 'She's Only 17' for Winger.
Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2017 02:50 PM (eCLUN)

I heard it was "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" for Neil Diamond

Posted by: the Butcher at November 15, 2017 04:07 PM (DIosY)

537 Rino Johnson v. Feingold, great WI, great, what a choice.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 15, 2017 04:07 PM (suO/a)

538 You made me snort beer.
------------
Its 4 o'clock on a Wednesday afternoon!
WTH am I doing wrong?

Posted by: simplemind at November 15, 2017 04:07 PM (C6xeQ)

539 It's long past time for southern conservatives to ignore the hectoring and clucking from a bunch of yankees.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 15, 2017 04:07 PM (4ErVI)

540 Sandra Smith legs

https://tinyurl.com/yb44t62f

Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 04:08 PM (r9UYA)

541 holy crap

U.S. Chamber: 'Dreamers' Make America, Americans Have No Role

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce has posted two billboards in front of the White House which declare America was built by foreign 'Dreamers,' not by native-born Americans, who apparently have no place in the billboards or in America's society.

"It is absolutely an insult to Americans, but the Chamber knows that, which is why this isn't a broad-based campaign" conducted outside Washington D.C., said Mark Krikorian, director at the Center for Immigration Studies. He continued:
==========

Fine. Let the fucking Dreamers work and pay all the taxes. I'll lay on my ass and let them support me.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 04:08 PM (vg8iE)

542 515---
Posted by: simplemind at November 15, 2017 04:02 PM (C6xeQ)
-------------------------
Yep.
Clooney has always set off my gaydar.
More or less.

But even if he's straight, I suspect ....things.




Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 15, 2017 04:08 PM (0jtPF)

543 526 interesting


Collins Admits -- Mitch Bluffing: Senate Has 'No Choice but to Seat' Judge Roy Moore If He Wins Election


we knew that, but, Collins?

breitbart
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 04:04 PM (fceHP)

She knows it's bullshit and trivializes real victims and minimizes real predators of females.

This I gathered through my parents clique of friends who are irrate for that very reason.

Posted by: Roy Moore did nothing wrong at November 15, 2017 04:08 PM (g4lFK)

544 535

holy crap

U.S. Chamber: 'Dreamers' Make America, Americans Have No Role

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce has posted two billboards in front of the White House which declare America was built by foreign 'Dreamers,' not by native-born Americans, who apparently have no place in the billboards or in America's society.

"It is absolutely an insult to Americans, but the Chamber knows that, which is why this isn't a broad-based campaign" conducted outside Washington D.C., said Mark Krikorian, director at the Center for Immigration Studies. He continued:
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 04:07 PM (fceHP)

--Fucking assholes.

To quote Butt Pirate Barry, "You didn't build that!"

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 04:08 PM (GsAUU)

545 535 The U.S. Chamber of Commerce has posted two billboards in front of the White House which declare America was built by foreign 'Dreamers,' not by native-born Americans, who apparently have no place in the billboards or in America's society.

"It is absolutely an insult to Americans, but the Chamber knows that, which is why this isn't a broad-based campaign" conducted outside Washington D.C., said Mark Krikorian, director at the Center for Immigration Studies. He continued:
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 04:07 PM (fceHP)


It's like f***ing "They Live", except the aliens have already won.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 04:09 PM (9TK8E)

546 I like the paste that comes out of my penis. It is more salty than Elmers.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 15, 2017 04:09 PM (3BFzK)

547 There was a link on Drudge regarding Oklahoma electing a Dem in a red district or something like that. Does anyone know what that's about? I seriously can't go to Drudge right now without getting depressed or having a panic attack.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2017 04:10 PM (PvFoN)

548 55 Did he try his hair sniffing-genitalia rubbing move on Michelle?


Posted by: IC at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (a0IVu)


Only on girls and women, silly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 15, 2017 04:11 PM (7UW64)

549 524 But even if he's straight, I suspect ....things.




Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 15, 2017 04:08 PM (0jtPF)

Clooney was entirely too believable in "Burn After Reading" where he plays a congress-creature in DC building a creepy-ass sex chair (w/ mechanical penis) in his basement.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 04:11 PM (9TK8E)

550 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 04:07 PM (fceHP)

They should all be beaten within an inch of their lives. Preferably by me.

Posted by: Peaches at November 15, 2017 04:11 PM (14URa)

551 "It is absolutely an insult to Americans, but the Chamber knows that,
which is why this isn't a broad-based campaign" conducted outside
Washington D.C., said Mark Krikorian, director at the Center for
Immigration Studies. He continued:
---
Roughly translated:
The Chamber of Commerce, who are all traitorous vermin in need of the Constitutionally mandated hanging for selling out US citizens to foreign interests, doesn't know that people in DC have cameras on their cell phones, and has never heard of Twitter or Youtube.

Posted by: Methos at November 15, 2017 04:12 PM (XQvuQ)

552 540
Sandra Smith legs



https://tinyurl.com/yb44t62f





Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 04:08 PM (r9UYA)

Aah, yes, I remember her now!
Very, very easy on the eyes.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 15, 2017 04:12 PM (8iiMU)

553 Have we forgotten the photo of Slow Joe and the bikers? Curiously, they do not seem to find his behavior amusing:

http://tinyurl.com/yb93ht2w

Posted by: Not Contagious at November 15, 2017 04:12 PM (K1sgG)

554 holy crap

U.S. Chamber: 'Dreamers' Make America, Americans Have No Role

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce has posted two billboards in front of the White House which declare America was built by foreign 'Dreamers,' not by native-born Americans, who apparently have no place in the billboards or in America's society.

"It is absolutely an insult to Americans, but the Chamber knows that, which is why this isn't a broad-based campaign" conducted outside Washington D.C., said Mark Krikorian, director at the Center for Immigration Studies. He continued:
==========

Fine. Let the fucking Dreamers work and pay all the taxes. I'll lay on my ass and let them support me.
Posted by: bicentennialguy



SECONDED! Can we get a floor vote??

Posted by: rickb223 at November 15, 2017 04:12 PM (4Hf9E)

555 http://dystopiausa.com/storm-week-5-tempest-hillarys-teapot-dome/

Keep up with Himmicane Trump.



Hold your breath and close your eyes.

Days of grace are dead ahead.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 04:13 PM (GsAUU)

556 554. SO SAY WE ALL!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 15, 2017 04:13 PM (fA1SL)

557 331,
"The NY Post had a classic front page with "Happy Hallo-Weiner" with a creepy looking AW dressed as a ghost haunting Hillary.'



Ah, yes I remember the Trump late surge in NY carrying him to electoral victory there thanks to the Post.

Posted by: geoffb at November 15, 2017 04:14 PM (zOpu5)

558 It could be worse. Slow Joe Biden could fondle little boiys.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 15, 2017 04:14 PM (Sda6L)

559 Why does Weasel Zippers have a hardon for Bannon?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 04:15 PM (r9UYA)

560 Trump's twitter is funny again today. Classic brawling, and put-downs.


Best of all are the anguish and hand-wringing of the lightweights over it all.


They need to convene an emergency meeting of all the dumb/smart people in Beltway to discuss their discomfort. Brookings, Carnegie Endowment - heck, even AEI, these days, should be an appropriate forum. But the things at the Mayflower always had the best coffee and snacks.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2017 04:15 PM (QDnY+)

561 It could be worse. Slow Joe Biden could fondle little boiys.
=======

We don't know that he hasn't.

He's going to have to prove he didn't, like a certain Alabama judge.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 04:15 PM (vg8iE)

562 NBC THINK

SCIENCE PROVES KIDS ARE BAD FOR EARTH MORALITY SUGGESTS WE STOP HAVING THEM

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya5b7qwc

Wow.
Joyless, death loving, nihilists.

Posted by: simplemind at November 15, 2017 04:16 PM (Miywm)

563 The U.S. Chamber of Commerce has posted two billboards in front of the White House which declare America was built by foreign 'Dreamers,' not by native-born Americans, who apparently have no place in the billboards or in America's society.

We should absolutely let them dictate who should be a Senate candidate in Alabama.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 15, 2017 04:16 PM (326rv)

564 Dammit, I fucked up the words!

*SIP*

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 04:16 PM (GsAUU)

565 549----Clooney was entirely too believable in "Burn After Reading" where he plays a congress-creature in DC building a creepy-ass sex chair (w/ mechanical penis) in his basement.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 04:11 PM (9TK8E)
--------------------------

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 15, 2017 04:17 PM (0jtPF)

566 Nood; plan to dump Moore.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 04:17 PM (9TK8E)

567 There was a link on Drudge regarding Oklahoma
electing a Dem in a red district or something like that. Does anyone
know what that's about? I seriously can't go to Drudge right now without
getting depressed or having a panic attack.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2017 04:10 PM (PvFoN)
------------------------------
Oklahoma House District 46 (21-point win)

Posted by: RioBravo at November 15, 2017 04:17 PM (5NMZN)

568 559 Why does Weasel Zippers have a hardon for Bannon?
Posted by: Under Fire at November 15, 2017 04:15 PM (r9UYA)

--The question answers itself.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 04:17 PM (GsAUU)

569 It's like f***ing "They Live", except the aliens have already won.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 04:09 PM (9TK8E)



We haven't broke out the dark glasses and shotguns yet. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 15, 2017 04:17 PM (aMlLZ)

570
I seriously can't go to Drudge right now without getting depressed or having a panic attack.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2017 04:10 PM (PvFoN)


Focus more on your personal life.

I just walk away from the news a lot. It makes a big difference. Don't let it swallow you.

Walked away earlier to go rake some leaves before more snow tonight.

You can do all you can do. Take care of yourself first.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 04:17 PM (fceHP)

571 509 What's your take on Sandra Smith on Fox in the mornings? Not enough leg IMHO.

Do they not reach all the way to the ground?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 15, 2017 04:17 PM (sGtp+)

572 SCIENCE PROVES KIDS ARE BAD FOR EARTH MORALITY SUGGESTS WE STOP HAVING THEM
=========

"Carbon units are a natural function of the creator's planet."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 15, 2017 04:17 PM (vg8iE)

573 >>> Bet you didn't realize that meant Uncle "bad touch" Biden would be administering breast exams...
Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2017 02:54 PM (W+vEI)

Doing the jobs Planned Parenthood won't do!

Posted by: LizLem at November 15, 2017 04:17 PM (hvf9s)

574 ROY MOORE ATTORNEY PRESS CONFERENCE!!!

WOOPWOOPWOOP
MAKE THE POPCORN NOW
GROCERY STORES REPORT SHORTAGE

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 15, 2017 04:18 PM (QBsU+)

575 562 NBC THINK

SCIENCE PROVES KIDS ARE BAD FOR EARTH MORALITY SUGGESTS WE STOP HAVING THEM

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya5b7qwc

Wow.
Joyless, death loving, nihilists.
Posted by: simplemind at November 15, 2017 04:16 PM (Miywm)

--A child is God's opinion that the world should go on.

Posted by: logprof at November 15, 2017 04:18 PM (GsAUU)

576 Why does Weasel Zippers have a hardon for Bannon?
They were NeverTrump until after he won the election.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2017 04:18 PM (mJ8mX)

577 "The NY Post had a classic front page with "Happy Hallo-Weiner" with a creepy looking AW dressed as a ghost haunting Hillary.'

Ah, yes I remember the Trump late surge in NY carrying him to electoral victory there thanks to the Post."


A lot of PA residents commute to NY and/or read the Post.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 15, 2017 04:20 PM (OD2ni)

578 holy crap



U.S. Chamber: 'Dreamers' Make America, Americans Have No Role



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 04:07 PM (fceHP)

You got a link for this, because I can't find it. Pretty fucking stupid if they did this.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 15, 2017 04:21 PM (O5Q3r)

579 Under Fire, dunno, but now some Breitbart folks are dismissing the reports of Bannon backing away from Moore, calling it, yep, "fake news".


Guess we'll see. I'd bet $3.47 that the reports of a change are inaccurate.


Meanwhile, will Ryan or McConnell be asked whether Menendez is fit to serve?


Where are our one-name Beltway lightweights, voxsplaining why it is that the Dems somehow seem insouciant about real scandals, and not focused on protecting their "brand"? Because the GOP's "brand" is in trouble NOT because of performance in office, but personal integrity issues. Uh huh.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2017 04:21 PM (QDnY+)

580 Actually, I am not even slightly worried about Clooney. I was two years ago, before the crash of Hillary. But President Al-Sisi of Egypt is best buds with Trump. More, he remembers what Hillary did to prop up Morsi. You're telling me his shrike of a wife defending Brotherhood terrorists is going to beat out Donald Trump?

Not in a million years.

Honestly, I would love to write the essay which shows how Johnson is a less corrupt, more macho Obama, but I am just gonna say that anyone who can make a nonsensical wrestling plot sound credible will have an excellent chance with speechwriters behind him. Don't forget that the GOPe will be trying to immolate the President along with themselves, and in that environment "inoffensive" will go a very long way.

Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2017 04:22 PM (2iQHh)

581 580 Honestly, I would love to write the essay which shows how Johnson is a less corrupt, more macho Obama, but I am just gonna say that anyone who can make a nonsensical wrestling plot sound credible will have an excellent chance with speechwriters behind him. Don't forget that the GOPe will be trying to immolate the President along with themselves, and in that environment "inoffensive" will go a very long way.
Posted by: trev006 at November 15, 2017 04:22 PM (2iQHh)

The Rock is who the LIVs THOUGHT they were getting in King Barry.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 15, 2017 04:23 PM (9TK8E)

582 Wow.

How has Biden escaped having a six inch across, flat, pancake nose from being broken 40 or 50 times?

I not the least bit hot-headed but if that perv treated my wife or especially my kids like that, it would be on like Donkey Kong.

New conference or not.

Creeps and Weak Little Weasels that lot of them.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 15, 2017 04:27 PM (NyJwR)

583 I wonder how many little girls he sniffed on the train all those years. Probably had them on his lap. I'm Senator Choo Choo, would you like to ride with me ?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 15, 2017 04:28 PM (M+Lyo)

584 You got a link for this, because I can't find it. Pretty fucking stupid if they did this.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 15, 2017 04:21 PM (O5Q3r)


http://tinyurl.com/yd4ewyep

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 04:28 PM (fceHP)

585 The girls/women are going to have to learn to avoid Pervy Joe Biden, and no you can't have my scary black semi-automatic rifle.

Posted by: Molon Labe Bitches at November 15, 2017 04:52 PM (EATOD)

586 Posted by: RioBravo at November 15, 2017 04:17 PM (5NMZN)
------------------------------
Thanks.
Oklahoma House District 46 (21-point win)
I getting really concerned about losing these red districts.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2017 04:58 PM (PvFoN)

587 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 15, 2017 04:17 PM (fceHP)

I know you're right, but some days it tends to really get to me.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 15, 2017 05:02 PM (PvFoN)

588 I agree this is all aimed at President Trump. The left will gladly destroy anybody standing in their way.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2017 06:00 PM (zLDYs)

589 Here's a better deal; you stop creeping on little girls.

I keep all my guns.

Posted by: AkRonin at November 15, 2017 06:40 PM (R75lE)

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