The Report the Russian Lawyer Presented to Donald Trump Jr. Was Written by... FusionGPS

If it's somehow "collusion" for him to have received this briefing, isn't it also collusion that Hillary and the DNC paid Fusion to write it?

Posted by: Ace at 02:01 PM

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Posted by: Traveling Man at November 10, 2017 02:03 PM (R5lpX)

2 Russia, Russia, Russia!

And, squirrel.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 10, 2017 02:04 PM (YjVfX)

3 2

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 10, 2017 02:04 PM (/qEW2)

4 I'm my own father!

Posted by: DDNC Created Rusian Collusion at November 10, 2017 02:04 PM (Fb9aZ)

5 5

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 10, 2017 02:04 PM (/qEW2)

6 It's like the Democrats took lessons from the GOP on how to step on their own dicks.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2017 02:04 PM (wOGBw)

7 It is not the crime, it is the coverup. And I doubt Don Jr is anywhere near the top of the next indictments.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 10, 2017 02:04 PM (KOvOS)

8 BUT ROY MOORE!!!!1!1!!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2017 02:05 PM (39g3+)

9 "No. You should know how the rules work by now. I've been choking the life out of you with them for damn near 50 years now."

--Saul Alinsky

Posted by: Hikaru at November 10, 2017 02:05 PM (yXU4O)

10 Top ten?

Posted by: Country Boy at November 10, 2017 02:05 PM (Jcg9Q)

11 Stop beating me.

Posted by: Dead Horse at November 10, 2017 02:05 PM (YjVfX)

12 Russia, Russia, Russia....

Posted by: DNC Jan Brady at November 10, 2017 02:05 PM (GQn43)

13 You'd think, woudn't ya. The whole DNC/GOPe complex is nothing but a criminal enterprise. Kinda makes me pine for the old Mob days. At least they had some integrity.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 10, 2017 02:05 PM (R5lpX)

14
Wait.

So. The report wasnt even Russian to begin with??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 10, 2017 02:05 PM (8XRCm)

15 The Dems have tarred themselves and all they can do now is tell blatant lies about it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 10, 2017 02:05 PM (mpXpK)

16 I think the dems are going to change tactics here soon and just go with "he pulled out his dick and started masturbating in front of me" as a way to discredit everyone they disagree with.

Posted by: Harvey's Potted Plant at November 10, 2017 02:06 PM (ats44)

17 Willowed:

Pic up at Drudge of Trump and Putin together waving. Trump's hands are Yuuge compared to Putin's.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 10, 2017 02:06 PM (3myMJ)

18 I think we need someone to pen a concise write up of where we are with this story, because I'm lost.

I thought this meeting with a memo turned out to be a meeting with no memo and just a hot(ish) russian lawyer trying to get the ear of the son of a presidential candidate about unrelated matters?

Or am I confusing incidents?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2017 02:06 PM (wmaTe)

19 So the Republican Senatorial Committee has already withdrawn from helping Roy Moore fundraise.

If these fuckers abandon him merely on an allegation, there should be war now.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 10, 2017 02:06 PM (Jcg9Q)

20 15
The Dems have tarred themselves

Rayyciiss!

Posted by: Ray Ciss at November 10, 2017 02:06 PM (YjVfX)

21 Christ Almighty, what deceitful, sickening, filthy, scummy sacks of slimy shit these people are.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 10, 2017 02:07 PM (vkS2Z)

22 FusionGPS is basically Hydra at this point, isn't it?

I wouldn't be surprised if they found out that FusionGPS was led by the preserved brain of a former Nazi scientist.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 10, 2017 02:07 PM (KUaJL)

23 Trump solicited a date from Russia when it was only 14!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 10, 2017 02:07 PM (Vzqe+)

24 People say "its not the crime, its the cover-up", but I've found the murder of someone generally to be more egregious than the hiding of the body and cleaning of the crime scene.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 10, 2017 02:07 PM (GQn43)

25 First and 13th. Seems to be my lucky day. Excuse me while I go out and by me a lottery ticket.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 10, 2017 02:07 PM (R5lpX)

26 PDT and Bannon are a fearsome pair. I can almost imagine Bannon whispering to the GOPe: "I'm your Huckleberry."

Posted by: Jmel at November 10, 2017 02:07 PM (7Sd4j)

27 You know who never gets mentioned in any of this Russia stuff?

Dick Cheney.

Where's he been these last few years? Hmm?!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 02:07 PM (I/iGu)

28 So how else is a girl gonna break the glass ceiling without Russian collusion and naughty tales of sexual behavior?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 10, 2017 02:07 PM (vV/gB)

29 I hope Simpson has made a lot of money over the years because his legal bills are going to be astronomical before this is all over with.

After the way Nunes was treated by Schiff and the other Democrats on the committee I expect him to come out guns blazing.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2017 02:08 PM (/tuJf)

30 Communist Party Bosses have to have small hands to make their Beets look bigger.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2017 02:08 PM (wOGBw)

31 I'm sure Time Magazine will do a front page feature like they did for Don Jr explaining this to low info voters.

Posted by: Maritime at November 10, 2017 02:08 PM (lKmt3)

32 And what does the honorable Robert Mueller have to say about this?

Posted by: RI Red at November 10, 2017 02:08 PM (QR0r9)

33 Jeebus, landlord's son's little fuck buddy sounds like she's gonna cough up a lung.

Last thing I need right now is to get sick.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 10, 2017 02:08 PM (Jcg9Q)

34 16
I think the dems are going to change tactics here soon and just go with
"he pulled out his dick and started masturbating in front of me" as a
way to discredit everyone they disagree with.

To which Trump should respond "well, Melania's at home waiting for me, not Lena Dunham, but you do you".

Posted by: pep at November 10, 2017 02:08 PM (LAe3v)

35 >>>PDT and Bannon are a fearsome pair. I can almost imagine Bannon whispering to the GOPe: "I'm your Huckleberry."

Do they make Huckleberry Smoothies?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 10, 2017 02:08 PM (KOvOS)

36 Tell me about it!

Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich at November 10, 2017 02:08 PM (Fb9aZ)

37 This story is like a Klein bottle. Bootstrapping a scandal from out of nothing.

Posted by: joncelli, contemplating an Escher print at November 10, 2017 02:09 PM (RD7QR)

38 So the Republican Senatorial Committee has already withdrawn from helping Roy Moore fundraise.

If these fuckers abandon him merely on an allegation, there should be war now.
Posted by: Country Boy

Should be war anyway. Burn the GOPe down.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2017 02:09 PM (vVRlw)

39 I take it those Townhill folks are not on the Trump Train.

Posted by: LASue at November 10, 2017 02:09 PM (hZ+us)

40 32 And what does the honorable Robert Mueller have to say about this?
Posted by: RI Red at November 10, 2017 02:08 PM (QR0r9)

"On the Sacred Honor of my esteemed buddy Jimmy Drama, I will not rest until I have Trump's entire bloodline executed!"

--Robert Mueller

Posted by: Hikaru at November 10, 2017 02:09 PM (yXU4O)

41 I could masturbate in front of a woman to this news.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 10, 2017 02:10 PM (4e+hS)

42 Son, where did you learn to punch that Russia lobbyist in the d1ck.

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD!

Posted by: Richard Punch Jr. at November 10, 2017 02:10 PM (ymnmz)

43 Christ Almighty, what deceitful, sickening, filthy, scummy sacks of slimy shit these people are. "

That's nothing. Wait till you see the democrats...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 02:10 PM (MINbv)

44 >>>People say "its not the crime, its the cover-up", but I've found the murder of someone generally to be more egregious than the hiding of the body and cleaning of the crime scene.

It is not a blanket statement - it refers to covering up embarrassing acts, incompetence, fuckups, bad decisions with actual criminal acts.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 10, 2017 02:10 PM (KOvOS)

45 39 I take it those Townhill folks are not on the Trump Train.
Posted by: LASue at November 10, 2017 02:09 PM (hZ+us)

Townhall?

Schlichter is.

Don't know about the rest.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 10, 2017 02:10 PM (yXU4O)

46 Trump said pussy!!

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 10, 2017 02:11 PM (FZYNt)

47 So basically, Fusion was a front to infiltrate the Trump campaign. It's objectives were to attempt to compromise the campaign by attempting a series of illicit compromises.

The dossier they created, served a second objective which was to use it as a premise for a FISA order in order to further involve U.S. intelligence and law enforcement apparatuses in the infiltration campaign.

In the event the op failed and the "unlikely" event Trump won, they would use the entire process to undermine the president and the U.S. government.

Did I get that right?

Your Democrat Party hard at work

Posted by: Marcus T at November 10, 2017 02:11 PM (VpIIl)

48 trump
trump
trump

deport
deport
deport

Posted by: original jake at November 10, 2017 02:11 PM (IPh85)

49 @KurtSchlichter; 2h hours ago: "Good to see liberals ensuring that #BobMenendezChildMolester is trending."

Heh.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 02:11 PM (I/iGu)

50 So, is public masturbation is a thing now??

Posted by: IC at November 10, 2017 02:12 PM (a0IVu)

51 Didn't happen within 10 miles of me.

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2017 02:12 PM (7HtZB)

52 Here ya go folks. Time to help a guy out:

https://www.roymoore.org/

Posted by: Country Boy at November 10, 2017 02:12 PM (Jcg9Q)

53 Isn't it coincidental that the Moore attack occurs while the Menendez trial comes to a close. Hopefully Christie will be sitting Governor to replace Menendez with a Tax Reform Yes vote in the Senate.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 10, 2017 02:12 PM (vV/gB)

54 50 So, is public masturbation is a thing now??
Posted by: IC

Fuck my life

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at November 10, 2017 02:12 PM (FZYNt)

55 We'd love to cover this but 92% of our staff is in Alabama making shit up about Roy Moore.

Posted by: WaPo at November 10, 2017 02:12 PM (oKqx+)

56 22 FusionGPS is basically Hydra at this point, isn't it?

I wouldn't be surprised if they found out that FusionGPS was led by the preserved brain of a former Nazi scientist.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 10, 2017 02:07 PM (KUaJL)

FOOLS! THE FUHRER WILL RISE AGAIN TO START THE FOURTH REICH, ONCE WE FIND A SUITABLE BODY FOR HIM AND MAYBE A MUSTACHE THAT DOESN'T LOOK SO CHEESY! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: The Severed Brains of Nazi Scientists at November 10, 2017 02:12 PM (RD7QR)

57 anyone know how to get a hold on
Romney and tell him to shut the fuck up?

??

Posted by: original jake at November 10, 2017 02:12 PM (IPh85)

58 Did I get that right"

All except the last part - they never expected him to win.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 02:13 PM (MINbv)

59 57 anyone know how to get a hold on
Romney and tell him to shut the fuck up?

??
Posted by: original jake

Dodged a bullet in '08 and '12

Thanks Obama

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 10, 2017 02:14 PM (FZYNt)

60 >> So, is public masturbation is a thing now??

Only after Labor Day.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2017 02:14 PM (wOGBw)

61 If Jeff Sessions doesn't start putting people in jail I am going to have to assume that he is part of the cabal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 02:16 PM (QQ+il)

62 anyone know how to get a hold on

Romney?

??

Posted by: original jake

Look for a station wagon with a dog on the roof, and binders full of women in the back seat.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 10, 2017 02:16 PM (YjVfX)

63 53 Isn't it coincidental that the Moore attack occurs while the Menendez trial comes to a close. Hopefully Christie will be sitting Governor to replace Menendez with a Tax Reform Yes vote in the Senate.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 10, 2017 02:12 PM (vV/gB)

Yeah that's not happening. There is no way in hell that even if he is found guilty he will not officially be out of the senate until the Dem is in the Governor's house.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 10, 2017 02:16 PM (z/Ubi)

64
trump
trump
trump

indict
indict
indict

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 02:17 PM (QQ+il)

65 Louis C.K. confirmed the accusations:

"These stories are true. At the time, I said to myself that what I did was okay because I never showed a woman my dick without asking first, which is also true. But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn't a question. It's a predicament for them. The power I had over these women is that they admired me. And I wielded that power irresponsibly."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 02:17 PM (I/iGu)

66 Show us on the doll here where the FusionGPS man harassed you, Mrs. Clinton.

Posted by: Russian Lawyers at November 10, 2017 02:17 PM (vtcmf)

67 >>If Jeff Sessions doesn't start putting people in jail I am going to have to assume that he is part of the cabal.

He's recused on election issues like this.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2017 02:17 PM (/tuJf)

68 61 If Jeff Sessions doesn't start putting people in jail I am going to have to assume that he is part of the cabal.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 02:16 PM (QQ+il)

I've landed on the opinion that Jeff Sessions' appointment was by far Trump's worst decision since he decided to run for President.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 10, 2017 02:17 PM (KUaJL)

69 wasn't Thad Cochran boinking his secretary for decades and the GOPE went full throttle for him ?

now moore has some never before 40 year old charges ?

??

Posted by: original jake at November 10, 2017 02:17 PM (IPh85)

70 >> So, is public masturbation is a thing now??

Only after Labor Day.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2017 02:14 PM (wOGBw)

And regardless of popular opinion, you can wear your white loafers after Labor Day.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 10, 2017 02:18 PM (R5lpX)

71 Huh? What? What time is it?

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at November 10, 2017 02:18 PM (vtcmf)

72 And for the love of dead hobos everywhere, will someone please build an automatic curly quote search and replace into Pixy, so things can be copied and pasted into comments without editing? Thanks.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 02:18 PM (I/iGu)

73 Q.: "If it's somehow "collusion" for him to have received this briefing, isn't it also collusion that Hillary and the DNC paid Fusion to write it?"

ABCNNBCBS/PBS/MSNBC, A.: "No. Duh!"

Posted by: Sharkman at November 10, 2017 02:18 PM (dqdMO)

74 But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power
over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn't a question.
It's a predicament for them.

No, a**hole, it's a crime. I knew that in the 3rd grade.

Posted by: pep at November 10, 2017 02:18 PM (LAe3v)

75 Hey, Cannibal Bob, it looks like you're on solid footing.

Islamic Cleric Sys It's "OK" For Muslims To Eat Non-Muslims

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 10, 2017 02:18 PM (Nwg0u)

76 I've landed on the opinion that Jeff Sessions'
appointment was by far Trump's worst decision since he decided to run
for President.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 10, 2017

Very tan, rested and ready, here.

Posted by: Eric "Holder" at November 10, 2017 02:19 PM (YjVfX)

77 People say "its not the crime, its the cover-up",
but I've found the murder of someone generally to be more egregious than
the hiding of the body and cleaning of the crime scene.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 10, 2017 02:07 PM (GQn43)

That phrase isn't about the severity of the infraction, it's about which part the criminal trips up on and gets caught.

Posted by: Methos at November 10, 2017 02:19 PM (XQvuQ)

78 Fusion GPS also paid Louis C.K. to whack it in front of the ladies.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 10, 2017 02:19 PM (aHLmf)

79 So. The report wasnt even Russian to begin with??

I predicted this.

Posted by: Nostradamus at November 10, 2017 02:19 PM (QQ+il)

80 "50 So, is public masturbation is a thing now??
Posted by: IC "

Pee Wee Herman was just 20 years ahead of the times.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 10, 2017 02:19 PM (OD2ni)

81 65 Louis C.K. confirmed the accusations:

"These stories are true. At the time, I said to myself that what I did was okay because I never showed a woman my dick without asking first, which is also true. But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn't a question. It's a predicament for them. The power I had over these women is that they admired me. And I wielded that power irresponsibly."
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 02:17 PM (I/iGu)

When did you learn that its not ok to take your dick out and jerk off in front of women?

Why I can remember it like it was yesterday. There I was on the bus...

Wait no, I never thought that was ok.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 10, 2017 02:19 PM (z/Ubi)

82 This is getting to be a 3 cup shell game but under every cup is Fusion

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2017 02:20 PM (aC6Sd)

83 Having failed to get Hillary elected -- who would have covered up this and all the other deeds of the swamp -- they've called in their allies in the GOPe.

I mean none of this --NONE-- would have came to light of Trump was not elected

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 10, 2017 02:21 PM (Ko6KE)

84 -
--
So, is public masturbation is a thing now??

Posted by: IC "

----------------------------------------

Oblig. South Park:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuvsoZLE3WE

Posted by: irright at November 10, 2017 02:21 PM (pMGkg)

85 I love Pee Wee Herman and he wasn't "in public." He was in some dirty-movie theater where probably half the other people were doing the same thing. And he did it because he was staying with his parents and didn't want to disrespect them by wanking in their house. Sorry for the rant. Pee Wee's Playhouse was one of the best shows I've ever seen, so I was always a fan.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 02:21 PM (14URa)

86 Somebody wake up that imbecile Sessions from his afternoon nap, he's drooling on his shirt.

Posted by: a lurker at November 10, 2017 02:21 PM (8YUFa)

87 A shining spark of sanity:

Court Overturns Conviction Of Marine Sniper Who Urinated On Taliban Corpses

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 10, 2017 02:21 PM (Nwg0u)

88 Yeah, I whipped out the little Louis and beat it like it owes me money but at least I'm not a Republican! And spell my name right!

Posted by: Louis C. is for cock, K. is for kreature at November 10, 2017 02:22 PM (RD7QR)

89 "anyone know how to get a hold on

Romney?

Look for a station wagon with a dog on the roof, and binders full of women in the back seat.
Posted by: Joe Mama"

AVENGE ME!!!!

Posted by: Seamus at November 10, 2017 02:22 PM (OD2ni)

90 What will CNN and everyone else talk about now.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 10, 2017 02:22 PM (aHLmf)

91
Wow, that link is crazy. Not surprising that gps wrote the report, but still wow on more evidence of set up. But also Flynn, holy crap, trying to get paid by the Turks for a kidnapping?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2017 02:23 PM (r+sAi)

92 >>When did you learn that its not ok to take your dick out and jerk off in front of women?

January 28, 1986.

The day the Challenger blew up.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2017 02:23 PM (P33N0)

93 And for the love of dead hobos everywhere, will someone please build an
automatic curly quote search and replace into Pixy, so things can be
copied and pasted into comments without editing? Thanks.
Not exactly what you want but you can search-N-replace in Windows Notepad to get rid of the open and close curly-quotes (you have to do them separately) and for apostrophes just as you would with Word for Windows.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 02:23 PM (mJ8mX)

94 Im. lost. Is the MFM theory that trump colluded with (whatever that means) the Russians because Donald Jr. had a meeting with a Russian lawyer who tried to give him dirt on Hillary donors and he turned that information down and said he wasnt interested in it?

Posted by: LASue at November 10, 2017 02:23 PM (hZ+us)

95 A juror was dismissed from the Menendez trial because she had a vacation scheduled.

They're real serious about this, you guys!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 10, 2017 02:23 PM (1ISKN)

96 whoa

13 bombing in Sweden in the last 25 days.

anyone seen that in news?

Posted by: original jake at November 10, 2017 02:24 PM (IPh85)

97 >> So, is public masturbation is a thing now??

-----

Only after Labor Day.
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2017 02:14 PM

We encourage the former 9 months earlier, in order to prevent the latter, don'cha know.

Posted by: Prince Wiiliam at November 10, 2017 02:24 PM (/kOuz)

98 Oppo research.

Besides, since money is fungible, unless detailed GPS accounting is found proving Hills paid specifically for this there is no proof she had anything to do with it. It is 'clean' money, so clean you can say it was laundried, like with bleach.

/cause sometimes you got to point out the sarcasm

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 10, 2017 02:24 PM (IWbvi)

99 But also Flynn, holy crap, trying to get paid by the Turks for a kidnapping?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2017 02:23 PM (r+sAi)

And that has to do with Mueller's mandate to find Russian collusion during the election, how???

Fucker needs to be fired.

Posted by: Country Boy at November 10, 2017 02:25 PM (Jcg9Q)

100 But he asked first,very polite....

Posted by: steevy at November 10, 2017 02:25 PM (LiyEm)

101 >> I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn't a question. It's a predicament

A Gentleman always, always offers both a Pre and a Post Dick Mint.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2017 02:25 PM (VSpwt)

102 94 Im. lost. Is the MFM theory that trump colluded with (whatever that means) the Russians because Donald Jr. had a meeting with a Russian lawyer who tried to give him dirt on Hillary donors and he turned that information down and said he wasnt interested in it?
Posted by: LASue at November 10, 2017 02:23 PM (hZ+us)

That's not what they want you to believe but that's actually the gist of it. Basically, they've been trying to conjure a scandal into existence since just after the election.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at November 10, 2017 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

103 So there were ZERO Russians involved in the Russian collusion, other than the honeypot front.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2017 02:26 PM (oVJmc)

104 I think we need someone to pen a concise write up of where we are with this story, because I'm lost.

I thought this meeting with a memo turned out to be a meeting with no memo and just a hot(ish) russian lawyer trying to get the ear of the son of a presidential candidate about unrelated matters?

Or am I confusing incidents?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2017 02:06 PM (wmaTe)

My understanding is that this meeting at Trump Tower with Don Jr. , Manafort, and others, was at the behest of Trump's acquaintance who worked on the Miss Universe Pagent in Russia, who claimed to have information on HIllary's emails and this Russian lawyer babe wanted to meet with Don Jr. She brought along a couple of other people. She has testified, as did the other's in the room, that she had no info, rather she used the Hillary emails as a ruse to get a meeting to talk about Trump's position on Russian adoptions. Apparently, the other clowns who accompanied her were associated with Fusion GPS and the dossier. My guess is after they only got fifteen minutes with Jr. and Manafort, both of whom have said the meeting was a waste of time, they decided not to use the dossier to blackmail. Remember the dossier wasn't published by Buzzfeed until after the election and during the transition.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 10, 2017 02:26 PM (jErY5)

105 So....

1. Write a hit piece
2. Have it presented as fact by a paid third party
3. Ruin someones career.
4. Profit

Yep. That's what we did for Moore. Works every time on the GOPe. Suckas.

Posted by: The Washington Post at November 10, 2017 02:26 PM (aT+Bx)

106 There was a Playboy cartoon I remember from the late '70s that had a guy fapping in a full-up doctor's office, saying to a disgusted older woman watching, "Just a little something I do to pass the time."

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2017 02:26 PM (mJ8mX)

107 I'm reading that a wapo reporter offered a woman in Alabama $1,000 to implicate Judge Moore. And another accuser works for DNC.

http://tinyurl.com/ycv2ywxp

Posted by: ryukyu at November 10, 2017 02:26 PM (12Vsr)

108 @93: "Not exactly what you want but you can search-N-replace in Windows Notepad to get rid of the open and close curly-quotes (you have to do them separately) and for apostrophes just as you would with Word for Windows."

There are random web pages on the internet where people have built public curly quote replacement tools that are quicker and simpler than Notepad.

And other, more developer friendly text editors have built-in "remove non-ASCII character" commands too.

It'd just be nice if Pixy automated the process since it's a really, really simple fix on the backend.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 02:27 PM (I/iGu)

109 85. I concur. Jambo? Wallka wallka wee walka tiny ho. ?

Pee wees Big Adventure is a classic, too.

Posted by: LASue at November 10, 2017 02:27 PM (hZ+us)

110 24 People say "its not the crime, its the cover-up", but I've found the murder of someone generally to be more egregious than the hiding of the body and cleaning of the crime scene.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 10, 2017 02:07 PM (GQn43)
-----------------------------------
Well, yeah, "generally."
Now, if you've got one of them there AR-15s with the chain-saw attachment, the mop-up can get really ugly.
That can get really ugly.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 10, 2017 02:27 PM (0jtPF)

111 Louis C.K. confirmed the accusations:

Comedian uses "was that wrong" defense from another comedian's sitcom. We should get Amy Schumer's opinion on this.

Posted by: no good deed at November 10, 2017 02:28 PM (eIQHF)

112 Pee-Wee Herman's dad was one of the founding members of the Israeli Air Force, fought in the 48 War.

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2017 02:28 PM (7HtZB)

113
I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn't a question. It's a predicament

I learned very early in life that asking anyone who isn't a doctor to look at your dick is the mark of a pathetic loser.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 10, 2017 02:28 PM (lKyWE)

114 Intelligence op.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 10, 2017 02:29 PM (ylUqT)

115 How long until we find out FusionGPS is itself a Kremlin front group?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 10, 2017 02:29 PM (oGRue)

116 Comedian uses "was that wrong" defense from another comedian's sitcom. We should get Amy Schumer's opinion on this.

Posted by: no good deed

I only jerk my cock in private

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 10, 2017 02:29 PM (FZYNt)

117 >>I'm reading that a wapo reporter offered a woman in Alabama $1,000 to
implicate Judge Moore. And another accuser works for DNC.

Also, that the reporter has written fake checks in 3 states? It's from GotNews, but still...another Sabrina Erdley/Jayson Blair fabulist?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2017 02:29 PM (W+vEI)

118 I was way off. Jambi. Mecka Lecka High Mecka hiney ho.

Posted by: LASue at November 10, 2017 02:29 PM (hZ+us)

119 I thought it was Mecka Mecka Ho, Mecka Heinie Ho?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 10, 2017 02:29 PM (vV/gB)

120 Let's hope so, Bill Mitchell isn't known as the tinfoil hat type, just a big Trump supporter. http://tinyurl.com/y7zpglc4

Posted by: WeBoned! at November 10, 2017 02:30 PM (yOWG+)

121 Like a Rollin' Stone!

VILE: Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner accused of offering MALE writer work in exchange for sex

So full circle from false accusation to actual sex offense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 10, 2017 02:30 PM (Nwg0u)

122 what was written for team Trump was basically nothing (written to get them interested in the magnitsky thing, without them asking for it) ... Hillary team might have some tax problem in Russia. Nothing illegal in meeting, even if they used something freely offered to them against Hillary.

once Hillary/DNC money came in they fabricated the major crap, involved the Russians and the Brit spy. What else was given under the false (illegal) pretense of "lawyer fees"? Were they paying journalists to spread the lies? Was Hillary/DNC coordinating with Comey/FBI? Was Mueller fully aware yet is refusing any prosecution of Hillary?

Hannity's tick tock may involve a new set of IC people probing/investigating the Uranium One deal, which ties to Clinton Foundation fraud, which ties to FBI hiding Uranium One ongoing investigation from congress as uranium decision was made (and $145M was being transferred to Clinonistas 'from Russia with love')

FBI heads are in deep ... illegal Comey leak yielded Special Counsel "terror attack" on Trump administration, with intent to hide Clinton/FBI collusion with Russia? hang em high

Posted by: illiniwek at November 10, 2017 02:30 PM (/aIFg)

123 Pee wees Big Adventure is a classic, too.

Posted by: LASue at November 10, 2017 02:27 PM (hZ+us)
His rendition of Low Rider outside the biker bar is one for the ages.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 02:30 PM (14URa)

124 17 Willowed:

Pic up at Drudge of Trump and Putin together waving. Trump's hands are Yuuge compared to Putin's.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 10, 2017 02:06 PM (3myMJ)

I think I can see Louis C.K. waving in the background.

Posted by: Roy at November 10, 2017 02:30 PM (7n4KQ)

125 Judge Moore needs to hit back hard against these accusations.

The paper that printed them and the person making the allegations are both corrupt and the paper knowingly prints fake news on a daily basis. It's the Amazon blog and reflects the mindset of its patron, it would have to shut down without Amazon money keeping it afloat.

Sometimes democracy hangs by a thread. When Jack Ryan (R-Illinois) was forced out of the US Senate race in Illinois/2004, the resulting chaos resulted in Obama winning that seat and waltzing into the White House 4 years later.

And let's remember that Jack Ryan's big sex scandal was wanting to have sex with his wife. (Yea allegedly with other people watching, but with his wife. And he didn't get any. Which is par for the course of R sex scandals.)

Posted by: Boots at November 10, 2017 02:31 PM (EBwPV)

126 I learned very early in life that asking anyone who isn't a doctor to look at your dick is the mark of a pathetic loser.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 10, 2017 02:28 PM

^^^^ This.

Please clap!

Posted by: Jeb! at November 10, 2017 02:31 PM (/kOuz)

127 Yea, it was all just a coincidence that Russian lawyer chick met with GPS before and after the meeting and it just so happened GPs wrote it. Sure, just like Lynch and Bill's tarmac meeting were about the grandkids. The story now is about as obvious as Louie Sickehs open fly.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 10, 2017 02:32 PM (aHLmf)

128 @120: "Let's hope so, Bill Mitchell isn't known as the tinfoil hat type, just a big Trump supporter."

Gotta love the top reply to Mitchell's tweet:

"Do you thinks its a coincidence rand paul mentioned auditing the fed day before the attack ??? was just weird to me ."

*facepalms*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 02:32 PM (I/iGu)

129 53 Isn't it coincidental that the Moore attack occurs while the Menendez trial comes to a close. Hopefully Christie will be sitting Governor to replace Menendez with a Tax Reform Yes vote in the Senate.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 10, 2017 02:12 PM (vV/gB)

To leave the Senate, he either has to resign or the Senate needs to impeach him. With McConnell, I can't see that happening.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 10, 2017 02:32 PM (jErY5)

130 "Like a Rollin' Stone!

VILE: Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner accused of offering MALE writer work in exchange for sex"

He always seemed like a slimy POS. It would have been truly shocking if Wenner offered a female writer work in exchange for sex.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 10, 2017 02:32 PM (OD2ni)

131 The modern world needs more men like Pee Wee Herman and John Waters.

Today's freak show performers are ungentlemanly.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 02:33 PM (I/iGu)

132 121 Like a Rollin' Stone!

VILE: Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner accused of offering MALE writer work in exchange for sex

So full circle from false accusation to actual sex offense.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 10, 2017 02:30 PM (Nwg0u)

Note for anyone possibly curious. Jann is a dude, not a chick.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 10, 2017 02:33 PM (KUaJL)

133 121
Like a Rollin' Stone!

VILE: Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner accused of offering MALE writer work in exchange for sex

So full circle from false accusation to actual sex offense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 10, 2017 02:30 PM (Nwg0u)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Deep breath
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 10, 2017 02:34 PM (ymnmz)

134 123: Tequila!!

Posted by: LASue at November 10, 2017 02:34 PM (hZ+us)

135 112
Pee-Wee Herman's dad was one of the founding members of the Israeli Air Force, fought in the 48 War.

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2017 02:28 PM (7HtZB)
Wow, I had no idea. That's very, very cool.

Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 02:35 PM (14URa)

136 so who here plans to send nudes to facebook to prevent revenge porn?

????

Posted by: original jake at November 10, 2017 02:35 PM (IPh85)

137 >>So the Republican Senatorial Committee has already withdrawn from helping Roy Moore fundraise.

Good to know. I just upped my donation to Roy Moore by $50.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 10, 2017 02:35 PM (mcI77)

138 OT/ "That liberalism has infected nearly every media and entertainment outlet is a BIG part of why you have Trump. Makes people feel like the walls are closing in with no escape."

Stole this from guy over at Twitchy, from the Tim McGraw
Gun story.

I thought it pegged things well. Can add the NFL, or sports, too.

I was dismayed to read even the CMA had to go political. Brad Paisley disappointed me. But it appears to be a daily thing now with. Entertainers seem to have forgotten what "entertains" means.

Posted by: professor chaos is glum gumdrop gorilla at November 10, 2017 02:36 PM (U+v0Q)

139 Detective... ?

twitter.com/SeanElstob/status/929035570617208833

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2017 02:36 PM (6FqZa)

140 How long until we find out FusionGPS is itself a Kremlin front group?
---

I think you meant to say "DNC" front group.

Posted by: shibumi at November 10, 2017 02:36 PM (aT+Bx)

141 123 Pee wees Big Adventure is a classic, too.

Posted by: LASue at November 10, 2017 02:27 PM (hZ+us)
His rendition of Low Rider outside the biker bar is one for the ages.
Posted by: Peaches at November 10, 2017 02:30 PM (14URa)

The Big Shoe Dance ftw!!!

Posted by: ryukyu at November 10, 2017 02:36 PM (12Vsr)

142 Found a solution to Ace's shelving problem:

http://tinyurl.com/ybdm7pcd

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 02:36 PM (I/iGu)

143 Good to know. I just upped my donation to Roy Moore by $50.

Me too. x10. But thats all I can budget this cycle.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 02:36 PM (QQ+il)

144 And let's remember that Jack Ryan's big sex scandal"

Was made up by her attorney after it was brought to light that she was banging a Star Trek Voyager producer...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 02:36 PM (MINbv)

145 129 To leave the Senate, he either has to resign or the Senate needs to impeach him. With McConnell, I can't see that happening.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 10, 2017 02:32 PM (jErY5)

I still think the GOPe has already decided to hand the Senate (and House) back to the Demoncrats. That way the Demoncrats can control the impeachment and McConnell can stammer "B-b-b-b-b-but it's not my fault!"

Even though it obviously is.

And that way the CoC also gets its beloved Amnesty.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 10, 2017 02:36 PM (yXU4O)

146 How delightful it will be to know that the esteemed Senator from New Jersey will be a felon.

If he gets jail time (prolly not) will he be ablke to hold his seat until his term expires?

Only a Dem could pull this off, and half the country would support it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 10, 2017 02:37 PM (ymnmz)

147 Judge Moore needs to hit back hard against these accusations

A caller to Rush today noted Harry Reid's lies about Romney's taxes in 2012 and that he never had anything negative happen to him because of those lies.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 10, 2017 02:38 PM (3J/LN)

148 Entertainers seem to have forgotten what "entertains" means"

It means they lecture the rest of us...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 02:38 PM (MINbv)

149 138 "That liberalism has infected nearly every media and entertainment outlet is a BIG part of why you have Trump. Makes people feel like the walls are closing in with no escape."

------

Ace made a post months back explaining how "No Escape" is the official policy of the entertainment industry now.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 10, 2017 02:38 PM (yXU4O)

150 As re Menendez, the jury of stupids will likely acquit.

With the current mindset of a majority of Americans, juries like these would acquit Bergdahl, Louis CK, Harvey Weinstein, Roman Polanski, and most everyone else in these high-profile-leftist situations.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 10, 2017 02:38 PM (U6f54)

151 145
129 To leave the Senate, he either has to resign or the Senate needs to impeach him. With McConnell, I can't see that happening.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 10, 2017 02:32 PM (jErY5)

I still think the GOPe has already decided to hand the Senate (and
House) back to the Demoncrats. That way the Demoncrats can control the
impeachment and McConnell can stammer "B-b-b-b-b-but it's not my fault!"

Even though it obviously is.

And that way the CoC also gets its beloved Amnesty.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 10, 2017 02:36 PM (yXU4O)

Magic Eight Ball says......... most definitely.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 10, 2017 02:38 PM (ymnmz)

152 I think I can see Louis C.K. waving in the background.

Posted by: Roy at November 10, 2017 02:30 PM (7n4KQ)

Don't tell us what he's waving.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 10, 2017 02:38 PM (R5lpX)

153 All of us in Brattleboro herd that that Ray Moore guy likes to tease little girls and small animals. That makes us sick and we calls on Presdent Obama Hally Cliton to do something about this disgusting bee havior !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at November 10, 2017 02:38 PM (u54O2)

154 Oh boy. Now Gilbert from Revenge of the Nerds is claiming he was molested Gary Goddard as a teenager.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 10, 2017 02:39 PM (OD2ni)

155 How long until we find out FusionGPS is itself a Kremlin front group?
---

I think you meant to say "DNC" front group.
Posted by: shibumi

DNC front group staffed by Russians.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2017 02:39 PM (vVRlw)

156 Judge Moore needs to hit back hard against these accusations"

Supposedly is, but we'll never know...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 02:39 PM (MINbv)

157 anyone know how to get a hold on

Romney?

??

Posted by: original jake

Grab the magic underwear?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 10, 2017 02:39 PM (UBzPO)

158 115
How long until we find out FusionGPS is itself a Kremlin front group?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 10, 2017 02:29 PM (oGRue)
======================================
I think we already have heard that.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 10, 2017 02:39 PM (ylUqT)

159 DNC front group staffed by Russians.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 10, 2017 02:39 PM (vVRlw)

Maybe the entire country of Russia is really just a Democrat front group.

Would explain a lot about the last 70 years or so, really.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2017 02:40 PM (wmaTe)

160 >>When did you learn that its not ok to take your dick out and jerk off in front of women?
Why I can remember it like it was yesterday. There I was on the bus...
Wait no, I never thought that was ok.

And the whole, "Well, I asked permission first" thing...is this the new social etiquette - that asking an acquaintance or colleague to participate in all old deviant behavior is acceptable provided you respect their 'no'?

Because if some colleague just dropped a question like "Mind if I pull out my dick?" into conversation I would be creeped out. Could be classified as sexual harassment - I've had co-workers fired for emailing that kind of talk to colleagues without any prior flirting/level of intimacy established in which dick talk was welcome.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2017 02:40 PM (W+vEI)

161 So, is public masturbation is a thing now??

-
Don't play solitaire alone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 10, 2017 02:40 PM (Nwg0u)

162 How long until we find out FusionGPS is itself a Kremlin front group"

Nah. They wouldn't be as far left if they were...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 02:41 PM (MINbv)

163 What makes Louis CK think anyone was even remotely interesting in seeing his dick, anyways?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2017 02:42 PM (wmaTe)

164 What's the status of the subpoena for Fusion GPS's financial records?

They better not have negotiated their way out of that - that is key in determining just how much this stinks.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2017 02:42 PM (W+vEI)

165 ...it's like my fiances best friend who is on Tinder. Cute girl, really nice.

Half of the messages she gets are dick pics.

Like... dude, in what fucking universe has that ever worked for you?

"hey, whats your name?"
"Anne, what's yours?"
"here's a dick pic:"
"Wow, we should totally bang."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2017 02:43 PM (wmaTe)

166 What makes Louis CK think"

"Think"?

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 10, 2017 02:43 PM (MINbv)

167 Was that wrong? Cause if it was, I gotta say I didn't know.

Ok, now that that is settled lets talk about my movie.

Posted by: Spogey Louis at November 10, 2017 02:43 PM (ymnmz)

168 The DNC laundered their own fiction (that is, fiction, and not "dossier") through the Russians in order to accuse Trump of collusion with the Russians?

Well why didn't Hillary! et al. say so in the first place. Clearly Hillary! should be president and Trump impeached.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 10, 2017 02:43 PM (H8S+R)

169 160 >>When did you learn that its not ok to take your dick out and jerk off in front of women?
Why I can remember it like it was yesterday. There I was on the bus...
Wait no, I never thought that was ok.

And the whole, "Well, I asked permission first" thing...is this the new social etiquette - that asking an acquaintance or colleague to participate in all old deviant behavior is acceptable provided you respect their 'no'?

Because if some colleague just dropped a question like "Mind if I pull out my dick?" into conversation I would be creeped out. Could be classified as sexual harassment - I've had co-workers fired for emailing that kind of talk to colleagues without any prior flirting/level of intimacy established in which dick talk was welcome.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2017 02:40 PM (W+vEI)

I always just go with "'Scuse me while I whip this out" because I like quoting Blazing Saddles.

(What?)

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at November 10, 2017 02:43 PM (RD7QR)

170 Who wants to see my tiny Gingy dick? C'mon, I'm famous! Fapfapfapfapfapfap

Posted by: Louis Sickahy at November 10, 2017 02:44 PM (aHLmf)

171 Any guesses on the first MSM outlet to report on this?

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2017 02:44 PM (aC6Sd)

172 Fusion also gave the Ruskie lawyer "dirt" on Hillary to use in trying to set the trump campaign up.

If you want to read a wonderful assessment of what is really going on (spoiler-Mueller is a good guy), read this:

https://tttthreads.com/thread/926770966226595840

Posted by: oddnot at November 10, 2017 02:44 PM (g1MTt)

173 Has anyone checked Sessions with a mirror today?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 10, 2017 02:44 PM (mcI77)

174 Jeff Sessions is the GOPe's number one victory over PDT.

Sessions was the GOPe's Fail Safe and he(Sessions) is functioning as intended.

Posted by: Redgrains at November 10, 2017 02:46 PM (WPxnj)

175 Kimberly Strassel ( from Gateway Pundit) thinks the Fusion GPS dossier is the worst political trick pulled ever.

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2017 02:46 PM (aC6Sd)

176 I have to ask....

Who is Seth Meyers? I literally have no clue who this guy is except that apparently he has a talk show on some channel? Hillary Clinton went on this nobody's show? Is he someone big and I just missed out somehow?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2017 02:46 PM (39g3+)

177 "hey, whats your name?"
"Anne, what's yours?"
"here's a dick pic:"
"Wow, we should totally bang."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Dear Penthouse Forum

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 10, 2017 02:47 PM (FZYNt)

178
Isn't it also collusion that Hillary and the DNC paid Fusion to write it?

No, an act of selfless patriotism! After all, didn't the US "collude" with Stalin to defeat literally Literally Hitler?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2017 02:47 PM (BWL+E)

179 HODOR!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 02:48 PM (QQ+il)

180 This would make a great SNL skit, but, politics. . . .

Posted by: SFGoth at November 10, 2017 02:48 PM (dZ756)

181 To be fair, many of the "women" on Tinder are just dick pic collecting bots.

And many of those dick pics aren't original photos either.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 02:49 PM (I/iGu)

182 Not gonna lie, this Jann Wenner thing is my favorite Hollywood takedown yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 10, 2017 02:49 PM (3J/LN)

183 174 Jeff Sessions is the GOPe's number one victory over PDT.

Sessions was the GOPe's Fail Safe and he(Sessions) is functioning as intended.

The Manchurian Snoozer

Posted by: Under Fire at November 10, 2017 02:50 PM (mcI77)

184 So according to Decision Desk, the race in Alabama is now tied.

I'm just sort of assuming this one is lost, but I'm an Eeyore.

Posted by: Maritime at November 10, 2017 02:50 PM (lKmt3)

185 Is your dick pic supposed to have a Benjamin in it too? For scale?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 02:50 PM (QQ+il)

186 182 To be fair, many of the "women" on Tinder are just dick pic collecting bots.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 02:49 PM (I/iGu)

I cant imagine why I'd want that bot.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2017 02:50 PM (wmaTe)

187 "I have to ask....

Who is Seth Meyers? I literally have no clue who this guy is except that apparently he has a talk show on some channel? Hillary Clinton went on this nobody's show? Is he someone big and I just missed out somehow?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"

Used to be on SNL I believe and then got his own show. Kind of a poor man's Jimmy Fallon. But Fallon is legitimately talented. Meyers is unfunny with a very punchable face. But he is a huge SJW so I guess he gets enough urban millenial libs to watch to keep him on the air.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 10, 2017 02:51 PM (OD2ni)

188 If Jeff Sessions doesn't start putting people in jail I am going to have to assume that he is part of the cabal.

-
We've switched Jeff Sessions' regular coffee with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if he notices.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 10, 2017 02:51 PM (Nwg0u)

189 186 Is your dick pic supposed to have a Benjamin in it too? For scale?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 02:50 PM (QQ+il)

Kind of like the Frank "scraps" method?

http://tinyurl.com/y9roueq5

I like it!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 10, 2017 02:51 PM (wmaTe)

190 Country Boy: "So the Republican Senatorial Committee has already withdrawn from helping Roy Moore fundraise."

The GOP has been finding ways not to help Moore since the beginning. The Swamp doesn't want draining. Moore's been running as essentially an independent from the get go as a MAGA member. I don't know how much the GOP holding back help really hurts him; but his campaign has had to do without already, and so his team is more buffered than the typical swamp rat.

Sent my first contribution to candidate Moore this morning.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 10, 2017 02:51 PM (H8S+R)

191 Meyers is unfunny with a very punchable face.

But, a funny writer. He should just stick to that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 02:51 PM (QQ+il)

192 >>Who is Seth Meyers? I literally have no clue who this guy is except
that apparently he has a talk show on some channel? Hillary Clinton
went on this nobody's show? Is he someone big and I just missed out
somehow?

Former SNL writer and fake newscaster who was then promoted to late late night talkshow host. Thinks he's on *after* Kimmel?

Uber-progressive dick, if that wasn't obvious.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2017 02:51 PM (W+vEI)

193 So..., Mueller and Comey know everything that actually happened. They pretend to go after Trump as a front. They are quietly putting together a case against Team Hillary. However, they have their own legal issues. So they backdoor to Trump that if he pardons them, they'll indict T.H.

Plausible?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 10, 2017 02:51 PM (dZ756)

194 Oh God. That dumb giraffe everyone was obsessing over might be knocked up again.

Can't that slut just figure out how to give a bj?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 10, 2017 02:52 PM (z/Ubi)

195 Huh? What? Where am I?

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at November 10, 2017 02:52 PM (vtcmf)

196 OT - I was talking with some friends about the Eagles last night & one guy was praising QB Carson Wentz, "he's like Ben Roethlisberger, but without being a rapist." I replied, very loudly - "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!" Everyone laughed, but no one understood why I shouted it.

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2017 02:52 PM (7HtZB)

197 bitch mcconnel, miss lindey, pussified paulie ryan. chuckie schemer should just sit back, buy some popcorn, and watch the shitshow. the repukes need no help from anybody selling their sorry asses out. i'm sick of all these assholes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 10, 2017 02:53 PM (KP5rU)

198 "Maybe the entire country of Russia is really just a Democrat front group.

Would explain a lot about the last 70 years or so, really."

other way around, isn't it? The commies came in the 50's, took Hollywood, the networks, the schools ... the intelligence and psyop planning came from the Soviets, along with the funding.

The wall came down .. so what? They moved into organized crime all through Eastern Europe and those "freed" Soviet states are full of drugs and human trafficking. And they are already based here ... what good did the wall do them? East Germany went on welfare ... I guess the "EuroZone" fears Russia/Putin, but Hillary sure liked the Russia money.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 10, 2017 02:53 PM (/aIFg)

199 Meyers is basically Fallon's nerdier, shyer best friend who never shoulda been let out of the writers room.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 02:53 PM (I/iGu)

200 mo mecka lecka necka, mo mecka hey!

Posted by: In Jambese at November 10, 2017 02:53 PM (5U1dB)

201 We've substituted methaqualone for Jeff's regular Valium...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 02:54 PM (QQ+il)

202 Oops. Hate when you've got the old thread open and keep refreshing and nobody is posting anything.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 10, 2017 02:54 PM (KUaJL)

203 185 So according to Decision Desk, the race in Alabama is now tied.

I'm just sort of assuming this one is lost, but I'm an Eeyore.
Posted by: Maritime at November 10, 2017 02:50 PM (lKmt3)

Look at it this way - if Moore drops out, there's no way to replace him on the ballot & the seat is lost. If he stays in, there's still a chance for victory.

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2017 02:54 PM (7HtZB)

204 Let's not be saying they'll get away with this stuff. Why hell, they done got away with this stuff already. It's over with, this russian stuff. Well, except the part about impeaching President Trump. That's moving right along. Judge Moore is just a punching bag in the democrap gym.

Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2017 02:54 PM (zLDYs)

205 The reason late night shows are on is because they're cheap and what else would you run at 2 in the morning? SNL keeps going no matter how awful it is because its cheap and sells craploads of ads. So yeah, I guess some nobody I've barely heard of could have a talk show

...but to bag a former presidential candidate and first lady as a guest? I guess its like doing a signing at Costco.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2017 02:54 PM (39g3+)

206 I think the dems are going to change tactics here soon and just go with "he pulled out his dick and startedmasturbating in front of me" as a way to discredit everyone they disagree with.

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I don't know. Racist pickup running over kids worked pretty well for them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 10, 2017 02:55 PM (Nwg0u)

207 I'm probably looking at this incorrectly but I would generally prefer to see what she has than show her my junk.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 10, 2017 02:55 PM (nBr1j)

208 -
--
Can't that slut just figure out how to give a bj?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 10, 2017 02:52 PM
--------------

OK, you win.

Posted by: Mark Felt at November 10, 2017 02:55 PM (pMGkg)

209 Is your dick pic supposed to have a Benjamin in it too?

Nah, but it is supposed to be coated in fine white cocaine.

Posted by: #tigerblood at November 10, 2017 02:56 PM (6FqZa)

210 And we now have the racist precincts starting to report!

Posted by: Teh Decision Desk at November 10, 2017 02:56 PM (vtcmf)

211 "186 Is your dick pic supposed to have a Benjamin in it too? For scale?
Posted by: Grump928(C)"

My older brother used to say that Bob Barker used to make the woman reach in his pocket to grab the $100 bill so they had to grab his dick when they guessed the exact price on the The Price is Right. If a dude got it, he would hand him the Benjamin.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 10, 2017 02:56 PM (OD2ni)

212 And let's remember that Jack Ryan's big sex scandal was wanting to have sex with his wife. (Yea allegedly with other people watching, but with his wife. And he didn't get any. Which is par for the course of R sex scandals.)

Jack Ryan tried to get his wife to go to sex clubs & participate in that lifestyle, which is beyond the pale. The judge unsealed the divorce records and the details came out. This was not made up, as some other posters have said.

As for Republicans, they are not blameless. How about Mark Sanford, for one.

I don't doubt Moore thing is part of a hit job, and I've made no bones about seeing RINOs as traitors and the Congress as a uniparty, but I find some posts here flat out delusional.

Posted by: professor chaos is glum gumdrop gorilla at November 10, 2017 02:56 PM (U+v0Q)

213 195 Oh God. That dumb giraffe everyone was obsessing over might be knocked up again.

Can't that slut just figure out how to give a bj?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 10, 2017 02:52 PM (z/Ubi)

You're pretty funny for a dead guy.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 10, 2017 02:56 PM (KUaJL)

214 THe more I think about it, the more Hillary Clinton is Mrs Bucket ("Bouquet!") in Keeping Up Appearances. She is convinced she's incredibly high class and important when all she is, is Mrs Bucket.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2017 02:56 PM (39g3+)

215 Btw, I think the Democrats faked this Moore story too soon. The election isn't until the 12th of next month.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 02:57 PM (QQ+il)

216 I wouldn't be surprised if they found out that FusionGPS was led by the preserved brain of a former Nazi scientist.

-
Krieger is behind this?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 10, 2017 02:58 PM (Nwg0u)

217 Anonosaurus Wrecks: "We've switched Jeff Sessions' regular coffee with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if he notices."

First time I scanned that, I thought it read, "We've switched Jeff Sessions with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anyone notices."

My bad.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 10, 2017 02:58 PM (H8S+R)

218 >>...but to bag a former presidential candidate and first lady as a guest? I guess its like doing a signing at Costco.

It's how Hillary, and Obama before her, likes to give interviews while avoiding interviews with news people who might not go as easy on her (I know). Also gives her the opportunity to be zany and jokey amidst what should be a serious discussion. Think Obama's "Slow Jam News" or reading tweets. LOL (not).

The only other "interview" she's done since the DNC and Hillz campaign paying for dossier news came out was with Trevor Noah on the Daily Show.

Clown nose on, clown nose off.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 10, 2017 02:58 PM (W+vEI)

219 Oh God. That dumb giraffe everyone was obsessing over might be knocked up again.

Can't that slut just figure out how to give a bj?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 10, 2017 02:52 PM (z/Ubi)

At least with that neck, she wouldn't have to worry about choking, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 10, 2017 02:59 PM (R5lpX)

220 Moore needs an affluent shepherd.

Posted by: Paging Mr. Koch, call for Mr. Koch at November 10, 2017 02:59 PM (zdltJ)

221 216 Btw, I think the Democrats faked this Moore story too soon. The election isn't until the 12th of next month.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 02:57 PM (QQ+il)

Release it now. NRSC Senate committee and RNC stop giving money and the cash to have the ads and mailers to go out the 2 weeks before the election all dry up.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 10, 2017 02:59 PM (z/Ubi)

222 New statement from Moore is out, addressing the WaPo author: "I could respond to your bought and paid-for accusations, bu first you will...."

The last little bit was mumbled so we aren't sure what the words were.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 10, 2017 02:59 PM (ylUqT)

223 Look at it this way - if Moore drops out, there's no way to replace him on the ballot & the seat is lost. If he stays in, there's still a chance for victory.
Posted by: josephistan

___________

Oh I'm sure he's staying in. If he drops out, it's basically him admitting its true. So he'll stay put just to save face. And the WP made damn sure they dropped this before he could be taken off the ballot.

I won't be a bit surprised if a Democrat takes Alabama. Moore was a risky gamble even before this.

I hope Alabama voters put him in just to spite the media.

Posted by: Maritime at November 10, 2017 03:00 PM (lKmt3)

224

latecomer, so going to put this here

Not sure if it's covered anywhere I else. I sort of looked, but the Ellen Page Facebook letter is horrifying.

http://tinyurl.com/ybz9eok7

horrifying

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 10, 2017 03:00 PM (fceHP)

225 I would like to know the political leanings of Moore's accusers.

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2017 03:00 PM (aC6Sd)

226 mcconnel, graham, schumer, ryan, pelosi. all in the same daisy chain. who is pulling that train? soros? chamber? sessions sure doesn't give a fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 10, 2017 03:01 PM (KP5rU)

227 Bannon vs. Romney

Cage match for the ages!

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 10, 2017 03:01 PM (lJW6d)

228 In the current climate, which by the way won't go away but will intensify to white-hotness, Moore is toast and someone should be figuring out how to hold onto this Alabama seat.

Menendez will skate, but we all expect that.

Rs lose, Ds skate. The deck is stacked against us.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 10, 2017 03:02 PM (U6f54)

229 Jack Ryan tried to get his wife to go to sex clubs & participate in that lifestyle, which is beyond the pale. The judge unsealed the divorce records and the details came out. This was not made up, as some other posters have said.

Uh, yeahah, huh-uh, I built that.

Posted by: YoBama at November 10, 2017 03:02 PM (zdltJ)

230 Jack Ryan tried to get his wife to go to sex clubs & participate in that lifestyle, which is beyond the pale.

Um, its kinky and immoral but on the scale its pretty mild stuff.

Meanwhile, Louis CK has a bit in his "Hilarious" tour where he jokes about having sex with his neighbor's kids... and a dead child....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2017 03:02 PM (39g3+)

231 Nood. Obama is a shifty guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2017 03:02 PM (ycWCI)

232 As I wrote yesterday the accusation of Moore is all that's needed, nothing else because the masses only follow the MSM, they never see the follow up.

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2017 03:03 PM (aC6Sd)

233 " So they backdoor to Trump that if he pardons them, they'll indict T.H. Plausible? Posted by: SFGoth

That might be their Plan B. Plan A was (is) to entrap someone that could take down Trump. Deep State is a rogue state, new world order is treason. CFR and those groups are a shadow government. All these globalists had their coup thwarted, or at least slowed.

Hannity the other night, the woman doing much of the work, said Mueller/Rosenstein would not be the ones heading the new team looking at Uranium One. The work is being done from the outside for now ... maybe sleepy Sessions will surprise us, idk. But it all has to be taken down ... indictiments, convictions .. a cascade of bad guys cutting deals. tick tock ... hopefully means that, not that they explode US. So far it just looks like an attempted coup by Comey/Mueller et al.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 10, 2017 03:03 PM (/aIFg)

234 >>> Bannon vs. Romney

Hmmm, one lost to McMasters and the other lost to Holyfeld. I still gotta go with the one who does not drink Smoothies.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 10, 2017 03:03 PM (RrhD2)

235 "21 Christ Almighty, what deceitful, sickening, filthy, scummy sacks of slimy shit these people are.
Posted by: kathysaysso "

I was kind of at a loss for words at all of this, so I started reading the comments, and there was exactly what I was thinking but couldn't quite get into words. Thanks !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 10, 2017 03:03 PM (Ktb8D)

236 The judge unsealed the divorce records and the details came out. This was not made up, as some other posters have said

What people are saying is "angry people accuse each other of all kinds of things in a divorce case, some of which are true." Is it true? Only he and his wife know.

I don't know why that would bar someone from serving in office, though. Being kinky and immoral practically defines a politician :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2017 03:03 PM (39g3+)

237 At 14, I too was molested by Viktor Moorovsky.

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at November 10, 2017 03:04 PM (iPDfu)

238 Kathy, Kathy, Kathy

Posted by: Rod at November 10, 2017 03:05 PM (zdltJ)

239 In the current climate, which by the way won't go away but will intensify to white-hotness, Moore is toast and someone should be figuring out how to hold onto this Alabama seat.

Menendez will skate, but we all expect that.

Rs lose, Ds skate. The deck is stacked against us.
Posted by: Les Kinetic

_________

I remember seeing the same dynamic with Akin where right afterwards the race was like tied and a lot of people were saying "he'll pull it out" and he was destroyed. That it was the "Establishment" trying to get him to quit, etc.

I would argue the Moore accusations are far worse than Akin not understanding human biology.

If these women are all frauds, Moore's campaign better have some hard evidence to expose them and fast.

Posted by: Maritime at November 10, 2017 03:06 PM (lKmt3)

240 All the Democrats in the in the first round of the primary together got slightly more votes than Roy did. 165,006 vs 164,524 for Moore.

In the Run-off Moore got 262,204 votes while Luther Strange got 218,066.

You guys need to quit wetting yourselves. Alabama is a Republican state.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2017 03:06 PM (QQ+il)

241 Meyers is basically Fallon's nerdier, shyer best friend who never shoulda been let out of the writers room.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 02:53 PM (I/iGu)

The whole thing is depressing. These guys are talented and funny, but unwatchable b/c they've decided to make too much political. Same with everything...shows, movies, sitcoms. It's unrelenting.

Posted by: professor chaos is glum gumdrop gorilla at November 10, 2017 03:07 PM (U+v0Q)

242 @237: "Is it true? Only he and his wife know."

Jack Ryan admitted the gist of the accusations to the state party chair before they became public, but insisted they weren't tawdry enough to preclude him from becoming senator.

File the story away under "mostly true."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 03:09 PM (I/iGu)

243 All the Democrats in the in the first round of the primary together got slightly more votes than Roy did. 165,006 vs 164,524 for Moore.

In the Run-off Moore got 262,204 votes while Luther Strange got 218,066.

You guys need to quit wetting yourselves. Alabama is a Republican state.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
____________

I hope you're right, but it really doesn't take many people to switch their vote, especially in a special election, to make huge swings.

There are unfortunately a lot of Republicans that will think the appropriate punishment for a flawed candidate is a Democrat representing their state.

Posted by: Maritime at November 10, 2017 03:11 PM (lKmt3)

244 There are unfortunately a lot of Republicans that will think the appropriate punishment for a flawed candidate is a Democrat representing their state.

Not around here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at November 10, 2017 03:12 PM (QQ+il)

245 Republicans in Alabama won't change their votes.

They'll just stay home while Democrats are frothing at the mouth to vote.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 10, 2017 03:13 PM (I/iGu)

246 "Jack Ryan tried to get his wife to go to sex clubs & participate in that lifestyle, which is beyond the pale. The judge unsealed the divorce records and the details came out. This was not made up, as some other posters have said. '

It was a child custody case, not divorce. Records were unsealed over the objections of husband, wife and by-then grown-up child. This is unheard of.

Wife had been having an affair. Jack was boy scout who suggested spicing things up (or maybe it was a quasi-revenge thing as a condition to take her back).

It should have been kept private, and it shouldn't have been disqualifying.

Axlerod has as much as admitted that that he was behind the whole thing, using the Tribune City Desk as his catspaw (he once ran it).;

Posted by: SEC staffer who watches porn seven hours a day at November 10, 2017 03:16 PM (cAXIk)

247 off soc

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 10, 2017 03:17 PM (cAXIk)

248 Democ.Rats: lie to and cheat your own supporters and murder the staff ..
Then, use the murder to promote gun control.
What a party!

Posted by: wontsubmit at November 10, 2017 03:24 PM (122Gu)

249 gps fusion composed the steele dossier. no rooskies needed.

Posted by: cowtown at November 10, 2017 03:24 PM (WX+x0)

250 Jack was no boy scout. Don't know where you are getting that.

Chicago is all kinds of corrupt. Shoulda, woulda, coulda. Neither side is above pulling this crap.

So I don't get what the point is.

If it'd been Obama not Ryan, most would be cheering the smarts of those that got Obama disqualified.

Posted by: professor chaos is glum gumdrop gorilla at November 10, 2017 03:25 PM (U+v0Q)

251 I would argue the Moore accusations are far worse than Akin not understanding human biology.

If these women are all frauds, Moore's campaign better have some hard evidence to expose them and fast.

-------------------------------------------------

That's pretty bizarre. Only one person has alleged actions even remotely sexual, the other three saying he looked a little creepy. The one who specified a physical act said neither he nor she were ever naked and only that he placed her hand on his crotch. She was of legal age. He was unmarried at the time. No crime is being alleged and no prosecution is possible anyway, since the actions in question occurred decades ago.

WaPo is on tape offering money for accusations against Moore. This particular accuser has a record of deep financial difficulties, and addiction problems.

Moore's campaign does not need "hard evidence" to expose the accusers as frauds. They are preemptively frauds because the accusers themselves offered no evidence whatsoever anything illegal or untoward happened. Even if Moore did make an advance to the one accuser who claims it, his actions weren't illegal and she herself in her claim said it stopped the instant she said "no".

Your constant harping on how disproving these claims somehow hangs over Moore turns reality on its head. He is going to be elected, I hope, and I further hope McConnell, Luther Strange, and whoever else was involved in this will probably rue the day they started this fight.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 10, 2017 03:26 PM (ylUqT)

252 They are "preemptively"vfrauds
====================

should have been: "presumptively" frauds

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 10, 2017 03:28 PM (ylUqT)

253 1. Use Sec of State position to get close to Russians.
2. Sign off on Russia deal for Russia to get 20% of US Uranium
3. Put 7,500,000,000 Russian Rubles in your bank account.
4. USe Russian money to bail out DNC
5. Use Russian money to fund Trump/Russia Dossier
6. Use Russian Honeypot to give Russian Dossier paid for with Russian money to Trump, Jr.
7. TADA Trump in Collusion with Russia

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 10, 2017 03:42 PM (bmkS9)

254 Folks, there's a reason they are revealing who funded the dossier. The rest of those bank records are a bigger secret.

Posted by: MikeN at November 10, 2017 04:10 PM (otvWf)

255 1. Use Sec of State position to get close to Russians.
2. Sign off on Russia deal for Russia to get 20% of US Uranium
3. Put 7,500,000,000 Russian Rubles in your bank account.
4. USe Russian money to bail out DNC
5. Use Russian money to fund Trump/Russia Dossier
6. Use Russian Honeypot to give Russian Dossier paid for with Russian money to Trump, Jr.
7. TADA Trump in Collusion with Russia
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 10, 2017 03:42 PM (bmkS9)

Pretty much.
Here's what I don't get. If it's true that--as Rush and others have said, and as the publication of Donna Brazile's book implies--that Hillary is finally being thrown under the bus , why doesn't the MSM just come out and start reporting this shit?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 10, 2017 04:11 PM (7uYFy)

256 Pretty much.
Here's what I don't get. If it's true that--as Rush and others have said, and as the publication of Donna Brazile's book implies--that Hillary is finally being thrown under the bus , why doesn't the MSM just come out and start reporting this shit?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 10, 2017 04:11 PM (7uYFy)

You heard about Seth, right? He be dead!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 10, 2017 04:24 PM (bmkS9)

257 "I would argue the Moore accusations are far worse than Akin not understanding human biology."

Akin did understand human biology perfectly well. His point had been verified by numerous studies that were done prior to 1972. When abortion became legal all such studies ceased and only ones by abortion rights approved institutes like Gutmacher were funded. The study usually quoted was very flawed which I've gone into many times.

Posted by: geoffb at November 10, 2017 04:28 PM (zOpu5)

258 96
whoa

13 bombing in Sweden in the last 25 days.

anyone seen that in news?

Posted by: original jake at November 10, 2017 02:24 PM (IPh85)

It didn't happen until WE SAID it happened!Go to Sweden, it is safe and there are nothing but blondes there.

Posted by: The NY Times at November 10, 2017 04:35 PM (UsCnO)

259 Moore does not support killing the unborn. He wins Alabama, next....

Posted by: TheGarbone at November 10, 2017 04:53 PM (9dH/8)

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