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Not a Story: Time Magazine Tries to Turn Piffle of a Non-Event Into Major #ImWithHer Victory Against Trump
Two nobodies you never heard of went on a date. The guy was a Young Republican, the woman, apparently, a liberal.
When the liberal woman found out the guy voted for Trump, she ended the date. Politely. She was not a shrieking harridan about it. She said this:"She stopped in her tracks and said,'‘You know what, Bryan? This has been a lot of fun, but I think we’re two completely different people,'" he said. "And she literally got up and left."Eh, I think she probably did the right thing. If this is important to her, and if she therefore sees no future, why belabor it? She politely excused herself and left. Now, maybe the guy would have continued the date, but then, guys don't just go on dates for long-term prospects. They are willing to entertain a date with no long-term prospects for a short-term prospect, if you're gettin' what I'm sayin'. So... not a big deal. Not even a "deal." A blind date between two people you never heard of ended sooner than expected, but that doesn't make it a story. Most blind dates come to nothing; they just take too long to do so. But Time Magazine is no longer in the news business -- they're in the cheap clicks and TV blogging business -- so this is their blaring announcement:
Woman abruptly ends date after she found out the man voted for Donald Trump https://t.co/ytQ0qWtXFV
— TIME (@TIME) November 9, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2017 08:26 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2017 08:27 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 08:27 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:28 PM (BgKrI)
Posted by: no good deed at November 09, 2017 08:28 PM (eIQHF)
Posted by: Louis CK at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: CAPT Constitution at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (tif1h)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (v/pT6)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (14URa)
Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (GsAUU)
Not on tinder or anyplace else.
Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (w7KSn)
She can always find Ethan Krupp and sit on him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: R. Penniman at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: PabloD at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (8C8DF)
Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: avi at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (jBXZd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (cGz5Q)
He probably went out after, had a few drinks and had a nice enjoyable evening with a prostitute.
Cheaper and safer.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (BgKrI)
She can always find Ethan Krupp and sit on him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (mbhDw)
No sit on stupid Krupp. I have for the madchen sitzen.
Posted by: Skoda Works at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The calm before the storm at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2017 08:32 PM (Sfs6o)
Hmmm. Which one was that?
Posted by: Scanner Dan at November 09, 2017 08:32 PM (v1Nh3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2017 08:33 PM (BoMuO)
"YES!"
"Great. Get your ass back here and pay half of the tab."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:33 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: Weasel's Boss at November 09, 2017 08:33 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Ever at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (QZdJj)
That's right.
Local ads are no charge for a NFL game.
NFL. You have to give it away now.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (hMwEB)
When I was a young, freewheelin' lass, I never knew the political leanings of my dates. Not just because we were young and stupid and carefree, but because there were a million other interesting things to discuss.
Now, it's all politics all the time -- IF you're a lib. They simply can't help themselves.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 08:35 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (60v4h)/i]
To other women.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:35 PM (THkTf)
-saves $18/mo
-Planned Parenthood closes
Ze problem, she is solved!
Posted by: Molnar, M. at November 09, 2017 08:35 PM (zCyNd)
So what's their next non event?
Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2017 08:35 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:35 PM (hMwEB)
NFL. You have to give it away now.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (arhmY)
It's a ripoff.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:36 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (z/Ubi)
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That's how she'll celebrate their anniversary, silly.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:36 PM (BgKrI)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM
Did she bang her head on the glass table top?
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 08:36 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Current Boyfriend at November 09, 2017 08:36 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2017 08:36 PM (mJ8mX)
He was not too smooth with the ladies.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 09, 2017 08:36 PM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: Timon at November 09, 2017 08:36 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The calm before the storm at November 09, 2017 08:31 PM (IYHxL)
This.
Bad news early is good news.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:37 PM (THkTf)
I am so glad I met my wife in church.
Not on tinder or anyplace else.
Heh, I met B'Gal in a bar. Coming up on 14 years of living in sin. Wouldn't have missed any of them for all the world.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 08:37 PM (tRaq7)
The Establishment in this country has completely lost it.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 09, 2017 08:37 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Time Magazine Headlines at November 09, 2017 08:37 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (XMCWD)
Wait, your niece is having a baby with your boyfriend and you are excited about it?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (BoMuO)
Nobody tells me NOOD anymore:
---------------------
Oh man, fellers, we better up our game and make sure we are good cunning linguists:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5066371/
A 21 yr old prostitute shot this poor guy in the head because he wasn't doing it right.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (8O3HH)
And being a veteran at that.
Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (GsAUU)
in any case, i went on one, we went to dinner, and i could tell this was hopeless, even on the level of potential friendship - just nothing possibly in common. but i thought i'd make the best of it, be of good nature and make for humorous conversation, some jokes, funny stories, etc. after dinner we went to the corner, she hailed a cab, got in, turned around and with a scowl said "you try too hard" and slammed the door.
sheesh.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: dragging_lady at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (k/iKZ)
Posted by: Keith at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (USf3s)
If it slips that you voted for Trump, quickly stipulate the you identify as a Hillary voter.
Posted by: cunning linguist at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (zCyNd)
I liked the cover with Trump wrecking balls:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd92rdvg
Personally, I'd prefer tactical nukes, but you can't have everything.
Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
That's right.
Local ads are no charge for a NFL game.
No charge? No charge at all?
Hmmmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (THkTf)
way back when i fb'd my 3rd grade crush asked to be friended. the first thing he posted was rachel maddow crap so, poof he was gone.
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (MF4DY)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 08:29 PM (z/Ubi)
In that the case the usual story is that the sex was so good compared to the pajama boys they typically hang out with that they become conflicted.
Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (XMCWD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (BoMuO)
How can you blame her for taking advantage of a guy that had no clue?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: Louis CK at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (NWiLs)
sheesh.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (AxFdW)
"Enjoy your cats!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:40 PM (THkTf)
My wife, who works in the advertising department of the local NBC
affiliate, informed me that the station is charging $0 for local ads for
tonight's game.
That's right.
Local ads are no charge for a NFL game.
No charge? No charge at all?
Hmmmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (THkTf)
AAACCCEEEE!!!
FREE STUFF!!!!!
Barter with Valu-rite!
Posted by: thrifty as a scot at November 09, 2017 08:40 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 08:40 PM (CNHr1)
sheesh.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (AxFdW)
Bitches, man. Bitches.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:40 PM (NWiLs)
NFL. You have to give it away now.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2017 08:34 PM (arhmY)
Wait, you're saying that there is an NFL game tonight? Who knew...or cared.
Posted by: Timon at November 09, 2017 08:40 PM (NTM5E)
Man goes to restaurant and orders clam chowder.
Restaurant has no clam chowder.
Man goes home disappointed.
Posted by: Time Magazine at November 09, 2017 08:40 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (XMCWD)
--I wonder if she quit before the orders even arrived. At least then he could have paid the whole tab but had leftovers to take home.
Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)
Whew. Imagine if these folks were THAT petty and vindictive.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (BgKrI)
Posted by: thrifty as a scot at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (NWiLs)
I believe that requires a beejer at minimum.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: dragging_lady at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (k/iKZ)
--His real name is Ace of Clubs
Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)
sheesh.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (AxFdW)
"Excuse me, what's that ticking sound I hear around you?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (cGz5Q)
It would be funny to run an ad that showed all your employees standing respectfully and looking at the flag while the anthem played.
Posted by: Chris M at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (6RZos)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:42 PM (XMCWD)
Posted by: an even thriftier scot at November 09, 2017 08:42 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: dragging_lady at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM (k/iKZ)
--His real name is Ace of Clubs
Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2017 08:41 PM (GsAUU)
His brother is Jack.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 08:42 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:39 PM (NWiLs)
If he's lucky. If not, it was the surf'n'turf.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 08:42 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 09, 2017 08:42 PM (Z4z/q)
So what's their next non event?
Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2017 08:35 PM (Enq6K)
Next Time cover: Your Pets -- Liberals or Trumpians? How to Tell
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 09, 2017 08:42 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (XMCWD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: dragging_lady at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (k/iKZ)
-------
That's a lot worse than the Shoulder Tap.
Posted by: george costanza at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (XMCWD)
Pompetus of Spades
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (xInes)
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 08:44 PM (14URa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 08:44 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:44 PM (xJa6I)
He's lucky. She probably scrubbed extra hard just in case IYKWIM and knocked off the scabbed over lesions and buboes...
Posted by: Yuck at November 09, 2017 08:44 PM (T/KY7)
Posted by: More Reese at November 09, 2017 08:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Keith at November 09, 2017 08:45 PM (USf3s)
This is not to say that there aren't particularly bad places to meet women.
Just that there is nothing ordained from Above about churches. Also, you are just as likely to meet collectivist commie bitches there, regardless of which way you yourself think the world-view of the faith leans.
I'm entirely with a couple of old hands here: Question One, was this a "traditional" date, and did she leave him with the bill? To me, that would change everything.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 08:45 PM (H5rtT)
But I never pursued a relationship with someone who's values were akilter to mine.
....and having said all that...the wife voted for Hilary. So, FML.
Man plans, God laughs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:46 PM (xJa6I)
Stringer Johnson is right.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: The Rest of The Story at November 09, 2017 08:46 PM (dqdMO)
But not before she let him butt-fuck her while wearing a Nixon mask."
Posted by: The Rest of The Story at November 09, 2017 08:46 PM (dqdMO)
And a Hugo Boss uniform.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: J. Foxworthy at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: biancaneve at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (A/iod)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (c1VpD)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (hMwEB)
---
I get it!
Posted by: Serious Cat is seriously still a virgin at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (Hnqc1)
Family Reunions.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (60v4h)
Had one that I thought I might be interested in. Three beers later she .would. not. stop. talking. Wasn't even interesting stuff, was the worst part.
Buh-bye. OK as a friend, but that's all.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (tRaq7)
Did she stiff him for the cost of the date also?
=====
The man is supposed to pay, one way or another.
However, if she was gonna dump the guy because of the election, well, the cost of a dinner for 2 would be getting off light.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (wZznc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (XMCWD)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (7+qdf)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (hMwEB)
I think the movie 'Wedding Crashers' had a similar suggestion
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (6FqZa)
Ah yes. The yearly "lefty women punish conservative men by denying them sex" bullshit media story.
The MFM has been breathlessly pulling this old cliche out of their ass for at least 20 years.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (hMwEB)
Hmmm...grieving, emotionally vulnerable, seeking comfort...you might be on to something here.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
I wouldn't fuck anyone who was wearing a Nixon mask.
Posted by: fluffy at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (/tuJf)
affiliate, informed me that the station is charging $0 for local ads for
tonight's game.
That's right.
Local ads are no charge for a NFL game.
NFL. You have to give it away now.
---
Wow. Just... wow.
That's incredibly bad.
The only time they can't sell ads is at 3am. Not being able to sell an ad in prime time... not good. Not good at all.
Posted by: shibumi at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Yuck at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (T/KY7)
He pays. And pays. And pays some more. And he keeps on paying.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2017 08:50 PM (LiyEm)
Family Reunions.
==
... women's prison
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 08:50 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Pat Nixon at November 09, 2017 08:50 PM (8O3HH)
If I've learned anything in this blog it's that the best place for guys to meet young ladies is at the funeral home.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (hMwEB)
That's where I met the lovely Maude!
Posted by: Harold at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (zCyNd)
with the ladyfolk. Best to go SJW because that's where the chicks are.
As we used to say, "I'm only here for the hippie pussy!"
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (rPAFk)
It's gaslighting. They're telling Trump-voting men they haven't a chance
with the ladyfolk. Best to go SJW because that's where the chicks are.
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Yeah, because wildly promiscuous, STD infected, tattoo laden, man hating, illegal drug using women are really, REALLY high value.
/yeah, you keep telling yourselves that ladies.
Posted by: shibumi at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (hMwEB)
There actually was one time many years ago when I met a woman at a funeral. She was gorgeous, and I really thought it would lead to something. It didn't, but I did meet her at a funeral.
Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
We've had several engagements and two marriage proposals to date from Buzzion's many funeral services.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (tRaq7)
Said the guy from Alabama.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (/tuJf)
Love wins?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (LiyEm)
I wouldn't fuck anyone who was wearing a Nixon mask.
Posted by: fluffy at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (cHbmY)
Well, after a couple of beers, Sinatra on the jukebox and a Motel 6 close by.......
or the Watergate Hotel. Things happen.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2017 08:52 PM (nUkMr)
I'm kind of worried now. I'm not interested in going full Roy Moore but I do want 30s-40s.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 08:52 PM (6FqZa)
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I like that part, btw. "This has been a LOT of fun" but I can't continue because my religion requires me to accept and maintain very firm preconceived stereotypes about blacks, jews, republicans, etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:52 PM (BgKrI)
Pick a girl who is into yoga. Your wing wang will thank you for it.
...says a guy much better at giving advice than in following it himself....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:53 PM (xJa6I)
/yeah, you keep telling yourselves that ladies.
Posted by: shibumi at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (aT+Bx)
Trustworthy, loyal, steady, mature, untattooed, decent men don't have much dating market value either...sad!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2017 08:53 PM (IqV8l)
Yeesh, what a stuck-up used tampon. Back in my dating days when a guy tried a little too hard, I'd tell him to just relax and be himself. Strangely, I ended up being somewhat popular after that. I wonder why. /sarc
Then again, I usually ended up laughing at his jokes anyway because I'm easily amused.
Posted by: Saber Alter at November 09, 2017 08:53 PM (YZ7Go)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 08:53 PM (qJtVm)
There actually was one time many years ago when I
met a woman at a funeral. She was gorgeous, and I really thought it
would lead to something. It didn't, but I did meet her at a funeral.
Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
Such things happen, to meet at a funeral.
Now, if it had been several funerals....
Posted by: Craigs list at November 09, 2017 08:53 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (tRaq7)
Sheesh. He's going to milk that whole death thing forever.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:54 PM (NWiLs)
What? Someone mentioned guys factoring in that maybe a lefty chick might be a better "short-term prospect", if you get what I'm sayin'? Status: confirmed. Well, at least years ago. Adams-Morgan, in the 80s, was a hip part of DC (I'm guessing it's now all hip, and/or wildly gentrified, haven't been back in years, nope, not goin').
Can confirm that some young guys then would prioritize parties there, vs. other parts of town, exactly for the, um "short-term prospect" aspect. I can even confirm this proved to be a solid assessment.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 08:54 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2017 08:54 PM (EZebt)
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Only once a year? Sign me up!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:54 PM (BgKrI)
Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2017 08:54 PM (NbRJx)
He dodged a bullet.
Posted by: brak at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (WjCgM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM
Some call him the Gangster of Shelves.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (DMUuz)
Indeed. They are usually independently wealth, and grateful.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2017 08:54 PM (NbRJx)
She'd have cracked at least seven of them.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (NWiLs)
Family reunions?
Posted by: J. Foxworthy at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (zCyNd)
Let's not be hasty
Posted by: Cosmo Magazine at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Bryan at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (cGz5Q)
into the restaurant and she said her balls itched. I ended the date
right there.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2017 08:43 PM (xInes)
Had a Master Chief tell me never date a chick with balls bigger than mine.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (vbvxt)
There actually was one time many years ago when I
met a woman at a funeral. She was gorgeous, and I really thought it
would lead to something. It didn't, but I did meet her at a funeral.
Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
Was she a first-time widow?
Posted by: careful there at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (60v4h)
Make sure to bring a portable defibrillator and lots of lube.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 08:56 PM (qJtVm)
There actually was one time many years ago when I
met a woman at a funeral. She was gorgeous, and I really thought it
would lead to something. It didn't, but I did meet her at a funeral.
Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
Was she a first-time widow?
Posted by: careful there at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (zCyNd)
He introduced himself as 'Enery the Eighth
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:56 PM (NWiLs)
Preforming it, that's just wrong on so many levels.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 08:56 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (XMCWD)
Had a Master Chief tell me never date a chick with balls bigger than mine.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (vbvxt)
Guessing you didn't ask the Chief how he knew that....
Posted by: silent monkey at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: no good deed at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (eIQHF)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: fluffy at November 09, 2017 08:49 PM (cHbmY)
Hanging curve ball lands on Landsdowne Street!!!
Posted by: The Rest of The Story at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (dqdMO)
Preforming it, that's just wrong on so many levels.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 08:56 PM (H5rtT)
That's how you get throat cancer.
Posted by: Michael Douglas at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (NWiLs)
Preforming it, that's just wrong on so many levels.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 08:56 PM (H5rtT)
It felt like a performance or an endurance contest for the neck and jaw sometimes. Or so I recall.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (8O3HH)
Human Sacrifice,Cats and Dogs living together, Mass Hysteria!
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (v/pT6)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (6FqZa)
Us preverts preform it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (8O3HH)
Installation is extra.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (NWiLs)
Not on tinder or anyplace else.
Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2017 08:30 PM (w7KSn)
Internet did not exist when I met Mrs. tbodie.
Whew. Dodged that bullet!
Posted by: tbodie at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (AKYZm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (XMCWD)
Have fun! I'm on Footfall myself right now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (wZznc)
173 @64 I'm sure he deserved it, but please note the layers of editorial
excellence there that allowed the print version to read that he
"preformed oral sex."
Preforming it, that's just wrong on so many levels.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 08:56 PM (H5rtT)
Get with the tech, dude.
Posted by: 3-D printer hobbyist at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (DMUuz)
---
He's a space cowboy
Bet you weren't ready for that
(It's probably too subtle, but think shelves and added space.)
(It's probably worse that people won't know the song, though.)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (BgKrI)
==
just tell them about Ace of Hearts ,I mean Spades !
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM (wZznc)
Well I hear SLC is a heck of a town during their comic con...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (xJa6I)
125 62
Did she stiff him for the cost of the date also?
=====
The man is supposed to pay, one way or another.
However, if she was gonna dump the guy because of the election, well, the cost of a dinner for 2 would be getting off light.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2017 08:48 PM (wZznc)
Uhhh, no. If I ask the lady out, yeah, I'm paying. Always.
If she asks me out, we'll start off going Dutch at least, and if I enjoy myself enough I'll probably pick up the check.
If that makes me an insensitive prick......well, I'm okay with that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (eXA4G)
It begs the question, if an Alabama man and woman divorce, are they still cousins?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (60v4h)
==
I think Egg McMuffin us available.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: silent monkey at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (zCyNd)
I just kind of took it as a throwaway comment...that I really really didn't want to know anything else about. Of course we were talking about the "girls" at the castle in Naples, so that might have had something to do with it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought this would happen to me. ...
Posted by: Forum reader at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (DMUuz)
>> that....
Fat Leonard? Working for those rear admirals who worked with the "Thai SEAL Team"?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (8O3HH)
(One of Jay's outrageous sociobiological conjectures follows.)
Throughout 99% of human history, a woman's survival - not to mention that of her children - depended on social support. There was no way she could survive on her own, what with childbearing and child rearing, which was most of her life.
As a consequence, women became acutely sensitive to social signals, and avid in seeking social approval. From an evolutionary/sociobiological perspective, that was for uncounted eons literally a matter of life and death.
In contemporary society, social approval requires liberal views, owing to the contamination of our media, academia, and society generally. But if the woman is rational, she can be moved out of that, through rational disputation, and come to understand that she can leave the liberal reservation and still be safe and provided for, by the right man.
I denounce myself, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: chick brain at November 09, 2017 09:01 PM (BsGS1)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (LiyEm)
Yeah, he could of just said, "Meh...I didn't vote...". And just leave off "for Hillary".
Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2017 09:01 PM (Enq6K)
Apparently uncle - niece is where it's at down there.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 09:01 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:00 PM (60v4h)
Ummmmmmmm.......Yes!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2017 09:01 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (6FqZa)
Its the arrogant belief that ONE thing defines your entire personality and moral character.
And these are the same women who complain that they can't seem to find a REAL Man...
/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (NgKpN)
DANGER HIPPIE
There is one Hell of a difference between "being into yoga" and actually doing that shit. You only see the "after" pics in the movies and all.
Lot of prolapsed bovines in yoga. Be careful, same as anywhere.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (hMwEB)
------
My favourites.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2017 09:04 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (LiyEm)
Yeah, he could of just said, "Meh...I didn't vote...". And just leave off "for Hillary".
Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2017 09:01 PM (Enq6K)
Why? If this is a deal breaker, the sooner you find out, the better. I say again: bad news early is good news.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:04 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 08:58 PM (6FqZa)
I gave Mrs Hades the addy to my blog. I figured it would either drive her away screaming or let her know what she was getting in to. She's still here, so it must have worked out.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (vbvxt)
DANGER HIPPIE
There is one Hell of a difference between "being into yoga" and actually doing that shit. You only see the "after" pics in the movies and all.
Lot of prolapsed bovines in yoga. Be careful, same as anywhere.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (H5rtT)
Well yeah, that's why you're in the yoga class. I'm not saying just pick blindly.
But a woman who performs yoga several times a week, if she's sane, is a keeper.
The sane part might be hard, admittedly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:02 PM (nBr1j)
Meow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (THkTf)
*swoon*
Posted by: chick brain, never at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (BsGS1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2017 08:55 PM (DMUuz)
---
He's a space cowboy
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 08:59 PM
Hadn't heard that for ages, and then it was on the radio this morning. Small world!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Cosmo Magazine at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (z/Ubi)
There's hot yoga. Then there's nekkid yoga. And then hot, nekkid yoga.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (8O3HH)
http://dystopiausa.com/storm-week-5-tempest-hillarys-teapot-dome/
--I need to crack those JFK files. Should be good toilet reading.
Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2017 09:06 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 09:06 PM (z/Ubi)
Owww.
On the bright side, this guy can do better.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 09:06 PM (6FqZa)
Hopefully some day she will hear, "bring me a sammich Sugar-Tits"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:06 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (NWiLs)
Still, I prefer waking up after sunrise rather than before.
Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 09:06 PM (sdi6R)
If I were a young man today I would be in a world of pain because I can't have anything to do with any woman who has tatts, nose rings, nipple piercings, gauges, tongue bolts, etc.
How you even get thru TSa with all that crapola?
Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM (w7KSn)
There's hot yoga. Then there's nekkid yoga. And then hot, nekkid yoga.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (8O3HH)
That's only a plus if you're the only dude in there. Otherwise you end up with downward dog man-ass in your face.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM (NWiLs)
There's yoga and then there's yoga.
There's all the mystical shit that requires corpses to float down the local rivers while you howl at the moon, and then there's stretching routines.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (8O3HH)
It's important to document that and send the pictures to Mark Zuckerberg. For your own protection.
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM (14URa)
Talk about virtue signalling vicariously.
And it never occurs to them that the Trump voter walked away thanking his lucky stars...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:04 PM (THkTf)
I was just kidding. Yeah, he should consider himself lucky.
Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (THkTf)
Like poking a porcupine.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (P8FeH)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 08:47 PM (hMwEB)
---------------------------------------------
Yeah, but if you murder your wife, don't ---I repeat, DON'T--- hit on chicks at the funeral. For some reason this makes cops suspicious.
I learned that from the ID channel.
Posted by: Margarita,voyaging to the edge of crisp at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (0jtPF)
Flexibility, dear Watson, and the stamina to hold, uh, "odd positions" for long periods.
When you've go a gal who can cross her ankles behind her neck without blinking, well you've hit the mother lode.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (8O3HH)
Of Paolo's sloppy seconds.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:09 PM (NWiLs)
I hear a convertible neutralizes many a shortcoming
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:09 PM (ZTRlp)
How you even get thru TSa with all that crapola?
Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM (w7KSn)
Preach it, my brother.
Hell, I have trouble getting through TSA just from the plate holding my ankle together. (Play sports, they're good for you!)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:10 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:10 PM (v/pT6)
So he hires a professional girl. I'm speaking out of ignorance, but I don't think he's obligated to be . . Uh . . . doing what he was apparently not doing well.
Ok, she's the pro. "Hey, have you considered . . " seems less difficult to express than Blam Blam.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 09, 2017 09:10 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (DMUuz)
---
Wow. I don't think I've ever heard Space Cowboy on the radio. That's pretty neat.
For anyone who has never heard it (probably my favorite song by them):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELcTJZLxhFU
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 09:10 PM (BgKrI)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM
Dude! You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: El Sheparino at November 09, 2017 09:10 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Bryan at November 09, 2017 09:10 PM (BsGS1)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at November 09, 2017 09:10 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (QC/4S)
>> in your face.
Heh.
You know, my mind doesn't even consider the idea of men doing yoga. I mean, damn, that's nasty.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bob at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (XWfIj)
Rickl--I am sending prayers your way and every best wish.
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (NWiLs)
You, me, my dogs....
A little while ago, I was thinking it had to be like 9, 9:30. Looked at the clock...7:45.
Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Liberal "Principles" Chick, Cat Lady Applicant at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (tbOMB)
Great. We have caused so much global warming that have the rocks under Antarctica have become molten and are melting the ice sheets faster than predicted. Within 10 years we may see as much as 1000 feet of sea level rise which might possibly mean water as far inland as Kansas!!!11!133!#!.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (BoMuO)
Sad.
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:12 PM (fA1SL)
There's hot yoga. Then there's nekkid yoga. And then hot, nekkid yoga.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (8O3HH)
I am interested in this new goat yoga trend.
Posted by: diversity immigrant at November 09, 2017 09:12 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bryan at November 09, 2017 09:12 PM (BsGS1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2017 09:12 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (4ErVI)
==
titanium
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (QC/4S)
No dice. The scanners detect induction, so any metal will do.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (THkTf)
You know, my mind doesn't even consider the idea of men doing yoga. I mean, damn, that's nasty.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (8O3HH)
--Trailer Park Boys, Season 9.
Randy.
Hilarious but requires eye bleach.
Posted by: logprof at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (GsAUU)
There actually was one time many years ago when I
met a woman at a funeral. She was gorgeous, and I really thought it would lead to something. It didn't, but I did meet her at a funeral.
Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
*********
She wasnt in the casket, right?
Posted by: a lurker at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (3g9Il)
Posted by: Al Gore at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (60v4h)
pain because I can't have anything to do with any woman who has tatts,
nose rings, nipple piercings, gauges, tongue bolts, etc.
How you even get thru TSa with all that crapola?
Posted by: navybrat at November 09, 2017 09:07 PM (w7KSn)
If I were a young man today I'd seriously consider monkhood.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (eycVf)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (THkTf)
How do you know??
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (QC/4S)
My fake errr I mean my bionic knee sets every fucking metal detector off
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (BgKrI)
Why are all the good men taken?
Posted by: Liberal "Principles" Chick, Cat Lady Applicant at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (tbOMB)
I'm available, but sorry baby, I just don't swing that way.
Posted by: Bath house Barry O at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (zCyNd)
Go with a 14 year old! Roy Moore was a pioneer!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (RrhD2)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (QDnY+)
would either drive her away screaming or let her know what she was
getting in to. She's still here, so it must have worked out.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 09, 2017 09:05 PM (vbvxt)
---
we read it together, and laugh.
Posted by: Paolo at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (P8FeH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Bryan at November 09, 2017 09:15 PM (BsGS1)
There actually was one time many years ago when I
met a woman at a funeral. She was gorgeous, and I really thought it would lead to something. It didn't, but I did meet her at a funeral.
Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2017 08:51 PM (sdi6R)
*********
She wasnt in the casket, right?
Posted by: a lurker at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (3g9Il)/i]
No. She was the one wearing handcuffs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:15 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 09, 2017 09:15 PM (Hnqc1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:15 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: kahall at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (b4kc7)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (THkTf)
Aha, the wise one understands inductive logic.....
Posted by: Master of the Temple at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (zCyNd)
How many of you geezers had long hair in your youth?
I didn't like the hippie look, even as a kid, but alotta women did.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (irQk/)
==
titanium
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:11 PM (QC/4S)
No dice. The scanners detect induction, so any metal will do.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:13 PM (THkTf)
So this is why I get molested when I fly and don't get the pre check?
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (RrhD2)
Learned everything he knows from me.
Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at November 09, 2017 09:17 PM (zCyNd)
Jesus would have been proud to sport my locks.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:17 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:14 PM (ZTRlp)
I've got a plate holding together an ankle, and an implant replacing a joint trashed by a broken bone in the same foot, so I often light up TSA scanners.
I say again: play sports, they're good for you!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:17 PM (THkTf)
SO THERE!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2017 09:18 PM (tr2D7)
Oh surely you remember this piece of work... he's the one who went on Howard Stern, talking about how Sarah Palin had her f*cking retard baby out of her c*nt or some such thing.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:18 PM (irQk/)
>> seems less difficult to express than Blam Blam.
Well, note she stole his wallet and racked up $12K on his credit cards. So I'm suspecting she was an honest professional......
I mean a real pro would've offered to call one of her fellow pros over to demonstrate to the poor guy how to do it right. And make sure he got the hang of it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:18 PM (8O3HH)
It's so completely off-topic, just deflect, with snarky comments about "science" being corrupted to further authoritarian goals, and theft.
Coulter's in a snit about this nominee for on-topic reasons (immigration), but dunno if that's justified, or just Coulter. Kinda hard to believe the DHS sec. will be allowed to stray from Trump's clear and desperately needed agenda there.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:18 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:17 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (irQk/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (P8FeH)
You know what this tells you about modern day feminists / tired worn 20 year old scolds? No fucking imagination. Some serious Trump hater would have waited until she was balls deep in the middle of a blow and stopped to make her this is not going to work Trump speech and let the guy work out what do on his own.
Similarly, guys would put up with the same yammering hillary love Trump hate all night until he was in the middle of loving her good. When, in a variation of the rodeo fuck, is where he would let her know that he has been humoring her all evening until he got to this moment to let her know he voted for Trump, he loved it, he was going to do it again, he would do it a third time if he could, even more voting for Trump was more exciting that fucking her. He then holds on for the ride.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Neal Marks, American Newsperson at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (irQk/)
============================
I did. Tall and lanky with long hair waving in the breeze. Little butt inside a pair of Levis. Oh my.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 09, 2017 08:57 PM (XMCWD)
Anna, I believe that was the goal. Pournelle was planning on writing more in the Sword Worlds universe but got distracted by writing really lucrative books.
As it was, the Moties and King David were also supposed to be based loosely around the Terran Federation
Its my Friday night. I think I'll drink to Jerry.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (X/yv5)
When Boy928 was young, I was encouraging him to play football. Mrs928 asked me 'Why do all you guys want your sons to play football, and every one of you limps?'
It was a good question.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (60v4h)
Back when I used to run 10K every other day at Naval Base, Norfolk, a yoga class met in the gym. In heavy rain I'd run a few laps in the gym.
The yoga class had my full attention. And I hadn't been at sea for a whole 8 months.
I joined in. For two times. The scenery was fantastic, but I had no joint flexibility. It was agony for me to try some of that stuff. At least I wasn't near the marines sweating in the very back, getting yelled at by the very attractive and bendy yoga instructor.
So I tip my hat to those that try yoga. Not going to criticize them. I can't do it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (fA1SL)
I didn't like the hippie look, even as a kid, but alotta women did.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (irQk/)
Gotta admit I thought the chick from Mod Squad was hot.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: half the comments here at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (60v4h)
I'm kind of worried now. I'm not interested in going full Roy Moore but I do want 30s-40s.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 08:52 PM (6FqZa)
They have daughters and granddaughters and nieces. And they love to cook for young men. Go.
Posted by: Miss Sippi at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (ojKKv)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:17 PM (60v4h)
Same here. Beard too. Both went the way of bell bottoms.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (THkTf)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9xcqvru
Posted by: gNewt at November 09, 2017 09:21 PM (hN5g8)
https://youtu.be/fxDLuQxS1Ok
Should I have been born a politician, I should like to be the one always photographed laughing, smiling, or a large beer in my hand.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2017 09:21 PM (rnAwa)
That seems like a lot of work, just promise not to come in her mouth and then forget the promise
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:21 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2017 09:22 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: kahall at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (b4kc7)
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I have seen this happen so many times with men that I've lost count.
It's not just for Colin Kaepernick!
Posted by: Margarita,voyaging to the edge of crisp at November 09, 2017 09:22 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM
Point of Order! With the exception of Vic, we are all 29 or under, are we not?
You have to be >= 30 for geezer status.
Posted by: His Shepness at November 09, 2017 09:22 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 09, 2017 09:22 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:23 PM (QDnY+)
I declined. This particular not news item probably has happened hundreds of times across the country during the last year.
Posted by: mercenary13 at November 09, 2017 09:23 PM (LtLhF)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2017 08:52 PM (6FqZa)
Measured according to the parameters of your planet or mine?
Posted by: Cher at November 09, 2017 09:23 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM
Up until HS my hair was waist-length
too poor to get haircuts
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November
Well, there is no force or even threat of force, but there may be an ultimatum.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (vuY5x)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:16 PM (irQk/)
The hippie chick look was fine, long straight hair parted in the middle. The hippie guys I didn't think was attractive.
The longer haired surfer guys I liked. Not Jesus long hair. More 70's surfer look.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (lwiT4)
LOL! IIRC, remember you kinda like blondes, too?
I can't do lanky. I don't mind long hair per se, but don't like the overall hippy scraggly look.
I never notice butts, either; I tend to be drawn in by hands and biceps.
And broad shoulders.
And manly work being done by broad shouldered, big bicepped manly men.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (irQk/)
When Boy928 was young, I was encouraging him to play football. Mrs928 asked me 'Why do all you guys want your sons to play football, and every one of you limps?'
It was a good question.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:19 PM (60v4h)
Yeah, there is that. I've played a lot of sports, and broken half a dozen bones. Realistically, if you play enough sports long enough, sooner or later you'll be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
OTOH, I'm still active, even if a number of OEM parts have been replaced, unlike people who sat on their asses all this time and ate Doritos.
So on balance, yeah, play sports. And enjoy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (v/pT6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
I have long hair in my oldth.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (H5rtT)
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Shoulder length hair parted in the middle is the best kind of hair there is.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (vuY5x)
I don't get it. Why would you advertise being a crazy asshole?
Posted by: tinkerbella at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (t8GEa)
==
and then there is Rave Yoga...
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (QC/4S)
The glow sticks are a tad distracting.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (NWiLs)
And manly work being done by broad shouldered, big bicepped manly men.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (irQk/)
----
Newsletter?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (qJtVm)
Still don't understand how a good friend of mine is married to on MSNBC watching Ultra lib while he's an NRA member and enthusiastic MAGA man. It boggles my mind.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (7nMpi)
sheesh.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2017 08:38 PM
I'm sorry. That just sucks. If I'd known her, and she'd told me this story, I would have said:
"Suck it up, you stupid embarrassment to y-chromos everywhere; next time just tell him, "Nice to meet you, thanks for dinner", get in the cab, drive away.
Then you may simply ignore any further contact, like a normal person."
Posted by: Shopgirl: Wearing her 2015 WS t-shirt at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (3w06M)
Feature stories are fun to read, but I just can't imagine having the attitude that everybody should know about my achievement. Takes more ego than I have.
(And yes, I do use Facebook, but nearly all of those friends are people I know/have known in real life.)
Posted by: Weak Geek at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (VQjk/)
too poor to get haircuts
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 09:24 PM (hMwEB)
The poors. Huh.
Posted by: Sinead O'Balder at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (fA1SL)
I remember my cousins with their long straight hair, parted down the middle.Some of them ironed it on an ironing board!
I came of age during the whole feathers and wings scene. Farrah Fawcet and Jaclyn Smith!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (irQk/)
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Yeah. Blondes. Dirty blondes. Wheat. Tow. Skandi.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:27 PM (lwiT4)
SO THERE!!
Posted by: Tonypete
AY! CARUMBA !!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Mass Hysteria Critic ... at November 09, 2017 09:27 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:27 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:27 PM (irQk/)
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (v/pT6)
No shit! I keep telling that to Abdul and the goat fuckers but they don't believe me
Who needs 72 virgins when you can have a dame who knows what's she is doing?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (rnAwa)
305 Then there's Rage Yoga,
==
and then there is Rave Yoga...
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:20 PM (QC/4S)
The glow sticks are a tad distracting.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:25 PM (NWiLs)
Tell us about it.
Posted by: Fireflies, nature's mating cycle interrupted at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (v/pT6)
It's not just for Colin Kaepernick!
Talk about being pu**ywhipped.
That there's one desperate dude with no pride.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:29 PM (irQk/)
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (7nMpi)
A buddy I've known for many decades is married to a sweet but retarded liberal woman who buys into every effing liberal meme ever. How he does it I'll never know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:29 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:29 PM (irQk/)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 09, 2017 09:30 PM (RDd1I)
Posted by: Adriane the Mass Hysteria Critic ... at November 09, 2017 09:27 PM (AoK0a)
Caramba. Not Carumba, caramba.
Posted by: critic Adriane's spelling critic at November 09, 2017 09:30 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Zombie Flip 'Geraldine' Wilson at November 09, 2017 09:30 PM (wuzxW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 09:31 PM (vuY5x)
Who needs 72 virgins when you can have a dame who knows what's she is doing?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (ZTRlp)
That many mouths to feed would bankrupt a fellow.
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:31 PM (v/pT6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:29 PM (irQk/)
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I know. I fall for guys who sorta look like the cover of Emerson Lake and Palmer's Trilogy.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:31 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 09, 2017 09:31 PM (RDd1I)
And ass-kicking difficult, depending. I ignore the whatever-ic breathing and the eyes-closed and the being-present crap, and skip the "namaste" stuff at the end. It's just good stretching - I should do it every g-d day, good for injury prevention.
Sadly, as can be determined from various bits of evidence, there is a strong attraction for the coastal clueless. But that's to be expected, since coastal SoCal. But there should be more hard-bodies.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:31 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Zombie Flip 'Geraldine' Wilson at November 09, 2017 09:30 PM (wuzxW)
I doubt it. At this age, it'd be lucky to be extant.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:32 PM (THkTf)
"I voted for Trump to perhaps bring American greatness back, and feel Hillary is one of the most corrupt politicians in our history. Is that going to be a problem for you?"
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2017 09:33 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:33 PM (v/pT6)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November
so guys with walkers?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 09:33 PM (vuY5x)
234 If I were a young man today I would be in a world of pain because I can't have anything to do with any woman who has tatts, nose rings, nipple piercings, gauges, tongue bolts, etc.
Like poking a porcupine.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (60v4h)
I'm envisioning a parking garage exit.
With the sign that says DO NOT BACK UP
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2017 09:33 PM (eXA4G)
"I voted for Trump to perhaps bring American greatness back, and feel Hillary is one of the most corrupt politicians in our history. Is that going to be a problem for you?"
++++++
that's a funny meatballm very nice
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 09, 2017 09:34 PM (RDd1I)
With the sign that says DO NOT BACK UP
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2017 09:33 PM (eXA4G)
That made me laugh.
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:34 PM (v/pT6)
I came of age during the whole feathers and wings scene. Farrah Fawcet and Jaclyn Smith!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (irQk/)
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I always loved that look, and the Mrs. rocks Farrah like locks. It warms my cold, empty, heart shaped cavity that this look seems to be coming back.
Posted by: Side draft at November 09, 2017 09:34 PM (8adxB)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:26 PM (
I had the Farrah hair in starting in about sixth grade. My older sister had the long straight hair parted in the middle.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 09:34 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 09, 2017 09:34 PM (irQk/)
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:35 PM (v/pT6)
Donald ends date abruptly after the man finds out she voted for Trump.
And any permutation thereof. Try it.
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 09:35 PM (azcrj)
Posted by: W
OK, time for another of Jay's outrageous conjectures.
I suspect that a lot of women secretly want to be led by their man, and sometimes adopt an outrageous behavior to see if he's up to the task. Yeah, it's an old-fashioned meme from, e.g., John Wayne movies, but I think there's some validity to it.
OK, flame away.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:35 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 09:33 PM (vuY5x)
================
Well, two of them are dead. I can't remember which one is left. I don't know what kind of shape he's in, but I feel bad for him that the other two are gone. Too soon.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (fA1SL)
I have seen this happen so many times with men that I've lost count.
It's not just for Colin Kaepernick!
Talk about being pu**ywhipped.
That there's one desperate dude with no pride.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (tRaq7)
It's not you babe-it's just the NFL and that lying bastard Kaepernick!
Posted by: Gumpy and Pokey at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (xs1CA)
Was I like that? I don't think so.
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (hMwEB)
Like poking a porcupine.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (60v4h)
View it as a warning: "stay away, I've got my head up my ass."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (CNHr1)
We didnt give you the poodle.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DJ at November 09, 2017 09:37 PM (rEoTo)
Posted by: Joseph Pilates at November 09, 2017 09:38 PM (XWfIj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 09:38 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (fA1SL)
Good point.
Put conversely, how many women want a man who will jump through hoops, sit up, play dead, and roll over when she commands it?
I'm guessing not very many. Why? Back to sociobiology: because a man that weak is going to be useless in protecting her and her children.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:38 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (fA1SL)
You know, I was reading a "tales of the ER" type of them about the hazards of this body piercing stuff.
IIRC, it was a tongue stud got caught in a "nether" ring of some sort.
Just imagine that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (xs1CA)
I know.. but I always envied the girls with pretty long straight hair. Why God blessed me with big boobs and crappy hair I'll never know.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1)
Thinking that if any of my wonderful yet dim relatives dare to speak their stupidity at upcoming holiday events, I'll try that on them. They're lulled by decades of deflection and restraint and politeness on my part. Would be quite the bolt from the blue.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (QDnY+)
==
meat tartare
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2017 09:28 PM (rnAwa)
Wha . . .
Posted by: The Inexplicable Zombie Flip 'Geraldine' Wilson at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (wuzxW)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (hMwEB)
So the moral of the story is to pretend to be a lib, bone her, and then say nah, I voted for Trump.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2017 09:40 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 09:34 PM (Ri/rl)
So sister was Marcia and you were Jan?
Posted by: Here's a story at November 09, 2017 09:40 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1)
Hair?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:40 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:40 PM (lwiT4)
>> something?
Yes, that was fairly recent -- Ace may have done a post about it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:40 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2017 09:40 PM (r+sAi)
And then hold on?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:41 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 09, 2017 09:41 PM (wuzxW)
==
meat tartare
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (QC/4S)
McDonalds worked for me in that situation.
I was also COMICALLY inept with women at the time. Missed several opportunities for nookie with her by being a nice gentleman.
Didn't understand how to play until The Game came out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 09:42 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 09, 2017 09:42 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Time Brain Trust at November 09, 2017 09:43 PM (nyQyG)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:43 PM (CNHr1)
==
meh, never know for sure
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:44 PM (QC/4S)
Light Posting/Semi-Vacation Notice: I Need a Break, So I'm Going to Do a Half/Lame Day Tomorrow and Barely Anything At All on Monday (Veterans Day). Phase 3 of the Shelf Initiative (Which I'm Branding as "Phas3") Needs to be Finished. I've Got Books and Crap All Over the Place.
How much drywall have you had to replace due to "oopsies"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2017 09:44 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 09:44 PM (azcrj)
Not sure we believe you, you better post pics
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2017 09:44 PM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: CN at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (5gaNQ)
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Then hot, nekkid yoga while menstruating......
Posted by: lin-duh at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (CNHr1)
Where you get your hair cut, does it say grooming or salon?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (lwiT4)
I suspect that a lot of women secretly want to be led by their man, and sometimes adopt an outrageous behavior to see if he's up to the task. Yeah, it's an old-fashioned meme from, e.g., John Wayne movies, but I think there's some validity to it.
OK, flame away.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:35 PM (THkTf)
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No flaming, I believe this from anecdotal experience. What is too exhausting is when the testing is constant.
At some point there has to be a talk which includes "this is how I am, and that is not gonna change. Now, can you accept this or not?!".
The wife and I did this a while back because it was driving me batshit crazy. We have only been married over a year, btw.
Things have been much better since that discussion.
Posted by: Side draft at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (8adxB)
I know.. but I always envied the girls with pretty long straight hair. Why God blessed me with big boobs and crappy hair I'll never know.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1)
Tell me more, please.
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (wuzxW)
One suspects that $$$ fundamentals and portents are quite ominous, behind the scenes. Goodell making "gee whiz, maybe we shouldn't be idiots and offend our fans" comments today. Signs of disarray and collapse in enemy lines. As Meremortal has said from the outset - no positive path out of this for them. Sad!
Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2017 09:46 PM (r+sAi)
Make America Gyrate Again!
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 09:44 PM (azcrj)
====
Parmesan -
Make America Grate Again !
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:46 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Here's a story at November 09, 2017 09:40 PM (zCyNd)
Jan had straight hair too only marcia's was better.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 09:46 PM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 09:46 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 09:46 PM (azcrj)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:46 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (lwiT4)
Done and done
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (xJa6I)
I know.. but I always envied the girls with pretty long straight hair. Why God blessed me with big boobs and crappy hair I'll never know.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1)
You know the rules...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 09, 2017 09:42 PM (JyFLk)
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You think Fat Man on Ottoman is the Fat Man, but it is only the Little Boy.
"David and Eli" is the art thread Fat Man. Pray that CBD never deploys it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (8O3HH)
It was a our first last date.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (qJtVm)
And she doesn't stop asking when I tell I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
Aagh.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (nBr1j)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7dwi_CbB9g
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 09:46 PM (tRaq7)
=======================
Oh my gosh.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (lwiT4)
I've seen the pics. Your hair is not bad. Your husband is a lucky man.
*Caution* Horde required. (Do not tell willow.)
Verification of the other statement would depend on camera angle. I noticed you were very careful with your on-line pic. Hmmm, maybe that's why your craft shows pull in more sales.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (hyuyC)
At some point there has to be a talk which includes "this is how I am, and that is not gonna change. Now, can you accept this or not?!".
The wife and I did this a while back because it was driving me batshit crazy. We have only been married over a year, btw.
Things have been much better since that discussion.
Posted by: Side draft at November 09, 2017 09:45 PM (8adxB)
Good for you.
One of other favorite sayings: by making provision for a problem you guarantee its existence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (THkTf)
So, yeah, BCDs and lanky.
And I hate everyone who complains about straight hair.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (X/yv5)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (fA1SL)
Like poking a porcupine.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 09:08 PM (60v4h)
View it as a warning: "stay away, I've got my head up my ass."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
My search for a stripper without tattoos continues
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (xs1CA)
I had the weirdest dream; I was in Phoenix, I think. Where it was warm. One of those dreams where nothing seemed odd, no adventure or chaos, I was apparently on vacation. Felt like...another life, not like a dream at all. Sliding from one reality to another.
I don't know if this is Carl Jung at work or Stephen Hawking.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (xJa6I)
''
That thought has never occurred to me.
Well, once.
Posted by: John Edwards at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (azcrj)
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (YXJ+5)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:36 PM (fA1SL)
Unfortunately, it's a very common and widely given piece of advice to roll over for this. "Happy wife happy life" and all that bullshit. It's one of the worst things that fathers teach their sons.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: dragging_lady at November 09, 2017 09:50 PM (k/iKZ)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (xs1CA)
Go to Portland, ask for Porcelain. Nice girl, great body, sweet moves.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 09:50 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2017 09:50 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (qJtVm)
Even I have standards.
It's actually difficult to find anything by Lucian Freud that is as inoffensive as Ottoman Man!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2017 09:51 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:51 PM (fA1SL)
But I cannot see the reverse. I just can't.
I think it's because I associate 'liberalism' with weakness and can't accept the weak man/strong woman set-up.
Posted by: Margarita,voyaging to the edge of crisp at November 09, 2017 09:51 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:52 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (fA1SL)
Fvcking hippie.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2017 09:52 PM (wYseH)
Whew.
Seriously, my wife would like to personally thank you for her anniversary present, which you hand-crafted. And I am thankful as well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2017 09:52 PM (hyuyC)
>> Then hot, nekkid yoga while menstruating......
Is there a name for that?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (8O3HH)
Yes. Yes, there is.
Posted by: guys who hose things down with bleach at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (zCyNd)
And she doesn't stop asking when I tell I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
Aagh.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (nBr1j)
Try playing dead. Or is it make yourself really large, waving your hands around and screaming loudly while backing away slowly. I forget which you are supposed to do.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (NWiLs)
At one level, that seems sensible.
But at another, if you roll over, you won't have a happy wife.
In short, be a man. If it works out with her, great. If it doesn't, walk it off. It's that simple.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (THkTf)
Not good to trash US admin's, even previous/hostile ones, abroad, but ..... in this context - the Chinese know he's going to playhard-ball with them, and is not a typical president - there's less of a problem with that. In addition, it's a different geopolitical world, where China is more of a competitor and less a widget to be used in triangulation.
Not even entirely accurate to attribute all the developments to poor trade deals, but IT DOESN'T MATTER. Getting better ones is just fine.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (fA1SL)
And you won't be happy either. A marriage built on frustration (on her part) and resentment (on yours) is doomed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (NWiLs)
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Yeah, the "If Mama ain't happy NOBODY'S gonna be happy!" era shoulda ended in the earlier Gloria Stienem period.
Unless, of course, they want to have it both ways.
Posted by: Side draft at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (8adxB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (MF4DY)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (tbOMB)
Bear spray and hang the computer from a tree limb.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2017 09:55 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:47 PM (CNHr1)
Twelve-fifteen bucks and you can get a "short sides and back, a bit longer on top"
It grows out if you don't like it.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2017 09:55 PM (X/yv5)
I can't tell you the number of times I've been told "More than a mouthful's a waste".
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:55 PM (v/pT6)
Freud's picture of his second wife peeking out of the covers is my favorite Freud. Your efforts in the art thread have left me much more exposed to art, for good or bad.
Too bad Freud was a pig of a man.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2017 09:56 PM (hyuyC)
I think Otto is rather coy and demure, at least on the Lucien scale.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:52 PM (qJtVm)
I remain quiet and, perhaps, coy, until I become....inflated.
Posted by: Otto the autopilot at November 09, 2017 09:56 PM (zCyNd)
All I know is Mrs. Trump was looking pretty hot in Asia. Has nothing to do with anything other then I thought it would add to the boobs and yoga discussion.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2017 09:56 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 09:56 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (CNHr1)
I volunteer as tribute!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Alec Rawls at November 09, 2017 09:57 PM (AphMS)
Let's face it, she'd look hot in a Packers uniform.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:57 PM (THkTf)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2017 09:56 PM (hyuyC)
Me too!
And I am completely serious.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2017 09:57 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (azcrj)
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (v/pT6)
>> KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
Some times when I've said that, I get a "Well, you could figure it out...if you wanted to" or "You do know, you just don't want to".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:49 PM (NWiLs)
At one level, that seems sensible.
But at another, if you roll over, you won't have a happy wife.
In short, be a man. If it works out with her, great. If it doesn't, walk it off. It's that simple.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:53 PM (THkTf)
Yes, but you know perfectly well that's not what's intended by that statement. It's all "yes dear" and "you're right dear" and "it's all my fault dear." Total doormat.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (P1GJy)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 09:57 PM (THkTf)
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Everyone looks hot in a Packers uniform.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:59 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (CNHr1)
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We all know Miley's into the rough stuff.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 09:59 PM (qJtVm)
I know, not exactly riveting stuff, but at least on par with Time Magazine's blind date story.
Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2017 09:59 PM (my7fr)
I know the news cycles has gone from weeks to minutes but damn that was fast.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2017 09:59 PM (Wtll+)
Unless, of course, they want to have it both ways.
Posted by: Side draft at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (8adxB)
Which, of course, they do.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 09:59 PM (NWiLs)
I think kddabear had some hot football uniform themes one time.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 10:00 PM (8O3HH)
Some times when I've said that, I get a "Well, you could figure it out...if you wanted to" or "You do know, you just don't want to".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (8O3HH)
My wife says "but you're better at it than I am."
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 10:00 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2017 09:54 PM (MF4DY)
Redwings.
Mom would only spend so much on my clothes, usually from Sears and other such classy places, with the hope that I would get tired of that and hand-me-downs and get a job to buy better.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2017 10:00 PM (X/yv5)
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 09:59 PM (lwiT4)
But on Michelle O it would fit.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2017 10:00 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 10:01 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 10:01 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2017 10:00 PM (hUqh+)
===========================
Good point.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 10:01 PM (lwiT4)
And she doesn't stop asking when I tell I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
Aagh.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2017 09:48 PM (nBr1j)
==
distract her with a foot rub
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 09, 2017 10:01 PM (hMwEB)
452, China owns us. Trump knows it. He's going to try and fix it, but we
owe them a gazillion bucks and that's a tough spot to start
negotiating.
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (v/pT6)
If you owe the bank a thousand dollars, it's your problem.
If you owe the bank a gazillion bucks...
Trump understands this.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 09, 2017 10:01 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 10:02 PM (azcrj)
>> KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
Break something you're trying to fix. Not something valuable, but something she knew you were "trying" to fix.
It breaks the "well, he can patch drywall, and change brake pads, so I just assumed he could code an operating system" spell.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 09, 2017 10:02 PM (JyFLk)
I specifically want to thank you for all you do with the art thread. And that's even though I clicked on those three links knowing I was set up. It's like jumping out of your sleeping bag on a cold morning. If you are not dead you are hardened for the upcoming day.
I went to the National Gallery this summer with newly educated appreciation for the art. I plan to go to the Nelson Gallery this December.
Normally I go to an art museum and say "This is a self-indulgent piece of crap."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2017 10:04 PM (hyuyC)
I know the news cycles has gone from weeks to minutes but damn that was fast.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2017 09:59 PM (Wtll+)
The maniacs rifle bought legally after Government incompetence enforcing existing law and exemplary defensive gun use by an NRA member. It was always destined for a short media run.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 09, 2017 10:04 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 10:04 PM (azcrj)
*tosses octopus on the ice*
*slams ouzo*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 10:01 PM (qJtVm)
Cal-MAAAAAAAR! Whooo-Hoooo!
(why are we celebrating cephalopods today, darlin'?)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2017 10:04 PM (X/yv5)
owe them a gazillion bucks and that's a tough spot to start
negotiating.
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (v/pT6)
If you owe the bank a thousand dollars, it's your problem.
If you owe the bank a gazillion bucks...
Trump understands this.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November
Yep. Once you get to a certain point I owe you I own you. You should ask the big banks how their loans to Brazil went in the 70s.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 10:05 PM (vuY5x)
Troyriser, congrats. Good job.
And a more interesting thing might be trying to imagine how Melania could be *other* than hawt. The neck-snapping contrast with the last FLOTUS, in all areas, could not be more spectacular. Or hilarious.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2017 10:05 PM (QDnY+)
I specifically want to thank you for all you do with the art thread. And that's even though I clicked on those three links knowing I was set up. It's like jumping out of your sleeping bag on a cold morning. If you are not dead you are hardened for the upcoming day.
I went to the National Gallery this summer with newly educated appreciation for the art. I plan to go to the Nelson Gallery this December.
Normally I go to an art museum and say "This is a self-indulgent piece of crap."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November
Now you do it on your Iphone from your couch
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 10:06 PM (vuY5x)
I'm cereal! It's like in IRL now
Posted by: Hobbiehawk at November 09, 2017 10:06 PM (UoJEh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 10:08 PM (vuY5x)
I seem to remember something about little bells and pepper spray.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2017 10:08 PM (tRaq7)
Pictures of women or a real woman. Which is better?
I choose the actual painting in front of me, and with more galleries to explore all around.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2017 10:09 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2017 10:09 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 09, 2017 10:08 PM (vuY5x)
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Well, they're smaller, so it takes less time.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2017 10:09 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 10:09 PM (v/pT6)
Posted by: Zuck at November 09, 2017 10:10 PM (P1GJy)
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at November 09, 2017 10:10 PM (azcrj)
The former means most straight men will never notice the latter.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at November 09, 2017 10:14 PM (4ha45)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 09, 2017 09:39 PM (CNHr1)
Go on.....
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 09, 2017 10:16 PM (TPimP)
Especially by chicks you'd never call back for another date anyway.
Of course that's what liberatarism is all about anyway, the best definition of a liberatarian i ever heard was a Republican who's trying to get laid.
Posted by: Kazinski at November 09, 2017 10:18 PM (YhPGK)
I'm the opposite, Jewells, straight hair and small boobs.
I can't tell you the number of times I've been told "More than a mouthful's a waste"."
I friend of mine would reply with, "But I love to waste my time."
Posted by: Richard Cranium at November 09, 2017 10:18 PM (4ha45)
Posted by: Richard Cranium at November 09, 2017 10:21 PM (4ha45)
Posted by: ALH at November 09, 2017 09:58 PM (v/pT6)
On the contrary, it's a great spot to start negotiating.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 10:35 PM (THkTf)
In college there was this woman in my apartment complex who was very pretty, and was dating a lot of guys. She never seemed to go on any second dates though. I thought I'd make a pass and see how it goes. We went out and oh my goodness I found out what the issue was. She had zero personality. None. No interests. No friends. No aspirations. The weird thing was she wasn't stupid. She just never grew a personality.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2017 10:41 PM (zGsgt)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 09, 2017 10:48 PM (5zDSE)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at November 09, 2017 10:59 PM (y/fOs)
NFL. You have to give it away now.
===
Giveitawaygiveitawaygiveitaway now!
Giveitawaygiveitawaygiveitaway now!
Posted by: Corona at November 09, 2017 11:19 PM (OqTGG)
That's ironic, because my husband has over the years actually become slightly more liberal than me -- although we're both distinctly right of center. He's a little more dovish (also ironic as he's a Desert Storm vet), more skeptical of police/law enforcement, and doesn't think illegal immigration is all that big a problem (probably because, where we live, it really isn't). But otherwise we're pretty much in agreement on big issues such as abortion, gay marriage/transgenderism, 2nd Amendment, etc.
If I were still dating, the only absolute political deal-breaker for me would be if he was adamantly pro-choice; any other differences I could probably live with so long as the guy was decent and respectful of my convictions.
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