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Here's Some Nonsense
Hillary Clinton: Maybe I'll be the president for Halloween https://t.co/Ktuoe8HChI pic.twitter.com/ZuJvRD6KhW
— The Hill (@thehill) October 31, 2017
That’s cute. She can borrow my @realDonaldTrump mask. https://t.co/e3UC4V3pti https://t.co/iBbYbDlCp0
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) October 31, 2017
Steve Kelley
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 06:29 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2017 06:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 06:29 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 06:30 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 06:30 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 06:30 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 06:31 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: sven10077 at October 31, 2017 06:31 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2017 06:31 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 31, 2017 06:32 PM (6rfWc)
Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 06:32 PM (yXU4O)
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:32 PM (14URa)
BOOM!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2017 06:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 06:32 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: geoffb at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (Enq6K)
Because this kind of thing says "I'm mentally unstable."
Posted by: shibumi at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (aC6Sd)
Secondly, that is the scariest thing I have heard of today.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (/HC6x)
He gave a great speech at the RNC convention.
Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (Enq6K)
I love him. He's my fave of the older kids.
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (6Ll1u)
Sad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2017 06:34 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 31, 2017 06:34 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 06:34 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2017 06:35 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: jsg at October 31, 2017 06:35 PM (j/fOu)
Picked the wrong day to stop drinking...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 06:34 PM (MINbv)
Is there ever, really, a right day? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:35 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2017 06:35 PM (/HC6x)
Don't give them money. And don't give them matches.
Posted by: alternate timeline president hillary at October 31, 2017 06:35 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: James Comey at October 31, 2017 06:35 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Existential Vacuum Salesman at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (14URa)
8 Years Don Sr.
8 Years Pence
8 Years Don Jr.
Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Emmie at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (ZapPq)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (hUqh+)
There is money to be made in licensing his likeness.
Posted by: rd at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Ben Rothensberg at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Texican (ette) at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (CjE8v)
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (14URa)
Posted by: John Boner at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (UdKB7)
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YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME!!!
APOLOGIZE NOW DRUNKEN CRAZY CROOKED COMMIE BEOTCH!!!
Posted by: Drunk Crazy Cat Lady at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Hillary the rightful POTUS at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Existential Vacuum Salesman at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FireHorse at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (zkGZ8)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 06:38 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 06:38 PM (5LBWi)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 31, 2017 06:38 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 31, 2017 06:38 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Clearly at October 31, 2017 06:38 PM (s5gFo)
Posted by: FireHorse at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (zkGZ
The only time she gives a shit about her grandkid is when there's a photo-op.
Posted by: Insomniac - Existential Vacuum Salesman at October 31, 2017 06:38 PM (NWiLs)
No, because it's always about Me!
Stamps foot...
Posted by: Hillary the rightful POTUS at October 31, 2017 06:38 PM (O2RFr)
Me and Huma are going to go out as a horse; I'll be the horse's ass!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Fritz at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (mcI77)
Happy Hillaween.
Posted by: Emmie at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (ZapPq)
Beautiful.
Would you like a job?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (ierVd)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (oVJmc)
{ insert female heads of state here, laughing, pointing, laughing again }
*hands Hillary a Margaret Thatcher mask*
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (fceHP)
One with the Russian hammer and sickle on it?
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (cGz5Q)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2017 06:41 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 31, 2017 06:41 PM (vChNs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2017 06:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 06:41 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:41 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 06:41 PM (/tuJf)
She has a Captain Kangaroo outfit...go with that Hills.
http://tinyurl.com/y8lne3hh
Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (Enq6K)
WTF?
Posted by: Mr Moose at October 31, 2017 06:42 PM (cGz5Q)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2017 06:42 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: jsg at October 31, 2017 06:42 PM (j/fOu)
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (UdKB7)
No, She Should Just Go!
Far Away!
Posted by: rd at October 31, 2017 06:42 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 06:43 PM (ierVd)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 06:43 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Confused SJW at October 31, 2017 06:43 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2017 06:43 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2017 06:43 PM (HgMAr)
Drop the White House on her, yes.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 31, 2017 06:43 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Willow at October 31, 2017 06:43 PM (FFujb)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 06:44 PM (5LBWi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2017 06:44 PM (hyuyC)
She could go as an unshattered glass ceiling...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2017 06:44 PM (pNxlR)
The woman lacks self-awareness to a ridiculous degree. I blame complete absence of empathy. She's simply incapable of seeing herself as others see her.
Posted by: troyriser at October 31, 2017 06:44 PM (my7fr)
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:45 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 06:45 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 06:45 PM (ierVd)
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2017 06:45 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 06:45 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla
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As A matter of curiosity, do you live below the Mason-Dixon line?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 06:46 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 31, 2017 06:46 PM (hUqh+)
Hellary is neither a lady nor a cat person-- remember how she gave away Socks to Betty Currie after exploiting him as the WH pet for eight years?
At least Socks had a good eight years with the Curries, who genuinely cared about him.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 06:46 PM (3C9q2)
That Trump - so stupid. The residents of Jersey City are so peaceful. He said thousands of those residents cheered on 9/11. While it was a little more than a couple handfuls atop a building that housed a mosque.
Now today someone rented a Home Depot truck in Jersey City and killed just a handful in New York City.
Trump is so stupid! Why doesn't he get it?
Posted by: Follow this 1 quick trick for Muslin Friendship at October 31, 2017 06:46 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 06:46 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2017 06:47 PM (4ZKcy)
Trump is Prez and I got beat
Why are the light off at Mr. Podesta's house? I always get lots of goodies there...
Posted by: Hillary (wearing loser costume) at October 31, 2017 06:47 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (14URa)
"I am not a crook!"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 06:29 PM (W+vEI)"
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Any presidential masks always remind me of the movie Point Break.
Posted by: Decaf at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (QRVnB)
http://tinyurl.com/y8lne3hh
OMG - Was someone trolling her by suggesting that suit?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Find Son of a Son, Son of a Son, Son of a Son of Sonobi at the Outrage Outlet! at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (66/E/)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (aDqxG)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla
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As A matter of curiosity, do you live below the Mason-Dixon line?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 06:46 PM (9tO1t)
How did you get there from a water heater comment?! lol
Or, did you fix someone's water heater today? (I fixed it myself, which was a comedy skit in and of itself.)
Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (ierVd)
But that would be mostly due to the low assimilation scores of Spanish-speaking immigrants, who for geographic, size, and other practical reasons almost certainly score lower by some assimilation-related measures.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2017 06:49 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:49 PM (UdKB7)
i dig jr.
Posted by: concrete girl at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (aDqxG)
He's the smartest of the bunch. Also, the hottest.
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:49 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 06:49 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2017 06:41 PM (O5Q3r)
.............
We would prefer you go as a 10 lb. sack of potatoes, some of us are developing back problems.
Posted by: Hillary!s SS at October 31, 2017 06:50 PM (HgMAr)
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How's things in the new neighborhood?
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o)
Well, at least my hot water heater is fixed. Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla ---------
What's the point of heating water that is hot?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2017 06:50 PM (lKyWE)
http://tinyurl.com/y8lne3hh
OMG - Was someone trolling her by suggesting that suit?
.
.
.Remember she has multiple people she interacts with every morning who tell her she looks fine in whatever she is wearing.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (+Dllb)
If you already have hot water why do you have to heat it again?
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (UdKB7)
She actually makes Mike Obama look like a fashion icon.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (14URa)
I'm a health nut. Nutrition guy. With neighbors with kids with a 'Home Has No Hate Hear' or whatever the fvck it says.
But I'm putting out a sign that says, 'Candy Has No Home Here'. Truth in advertising.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (HgMAr)
"I am not a crook!"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 06:29 PM (W+vEI)
Seeing that Shrillary was thrown off the Watergate committee ... for unethical behavior (even for a dem!), I think that that wouldn't work out too well for her.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (8gDQu)
Just got our first trick or treaters at 5:40. I'm pretty sure they're not of this neighborhood but they were cute and very polite.
Posted by: stace at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (6HFDU)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (5LBWi)
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o)
Cold but otherwise good. Except I ran the oven again and I think it's refusing to shut off. Again. Need to hit that breaker. Again. Trust me, Frigidaire is trying to kill us.
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (14URa)
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How's things in the new neighborhood?
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o)
Judging by that last post, come morning, not too well.
Posted by: Golfman at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (8q7xz)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2017 06:50 PM (lKyWE)
To boil the jumbo shrimp.
Posted by: G. Carlin at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (Pjqgt)
i dig jr.
Posted by: concrete girl at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (aDqxG)
He's the smartest of the bunch. Also, the hottest.
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:49 PM (14URa)
Thirded!
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (dqdMO)
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (UdKB7)
Feminist icon, indeed.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: DistHillary at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (j+dfT)
Yeesh . . . better make sure he has plenty of access to his pooping grounds.
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:53 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Decaf at October 31, 2017 06:53 PM (QRVnB)
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at October 31, 2017 06:53 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 06:54 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Eric Holder at October 31, 2017 06:54 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o)
Cold but otherwise good. Except I ran the oven again and I think it's refusing to shut off. Again. Need to hit that breaker. Again. Trust me, Frigidaire is trying to kill us.
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (14URa)
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I think we have Kenmore appliances, but I'll keep an eye on them.
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 06:54 PM (Sfs6o)
A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 06:30 PM (nUkMr)
For 20 years to life, in a nice Federal facility.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 31, 2017 06:54 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 06:55 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla
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Because most of us use that phrase, the Yankees tease us about it, but that's okay. I keep a mental list of their names.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 06:55 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 31, 2017 06:55 PM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: Decaf at October 31, 2017 06:53 PM (QRVnB)
The three of them up there at that press conference looked like a trio of turds in blue.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 06:55 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (HgMAr)
Pretty sure everyone would think she was dressed as Harvey Weinstein
Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 06:55 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2017 06:56 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 06:56 PM (5LBWi)
If you already have hot water why do you have to heat it again?
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (UdKB7)
You fiends!
It was put in new, and all I've had has been lukewarm showers for weeks. Awful. Didn't want to call the guy back, did some reading, unscrewed some stuff, made some changes, got a few electric shocks...and now have super duper hot water. I am pleased.
Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 06:56 PM (ierVd)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 31, 2017 06:56 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: Basement Cat
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Buddy knew too much. Something had to be done.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 06:56 PM (9tO1t)
Hillary needs to go away already.
A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 06:30 PM (nUkMr)
For 20 years to life, in a nice Federal facility.
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What do you think I'VE been dreaming for the past 20 years??!!
Posted by: Bill at October 31, 2017 06:57 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 06:57 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 06:57 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2017 06:57 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:57 PM (UdKB7)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ynO-bqU6tUk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 06:58 PM (eMUxM)
Posted by: Hillary at October 31, 2017 06:58 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Very Undude at October 31, 2017 06:59 PM (2X7pN)
She can steal Barky's made-up plaque from 2008 and go as the "President-Elect".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 06:59 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2017 06:59 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Traveling Man at October 31, 2017 06:59 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2017 06:59 PM (BXf9o)
...with a cloth.
Posted by: RKae at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (z/dP2)
.
.
.Dogs can eat chocolate but at certain levels it will poison them. Below those levels you will need a liquid pooper scooper if a dog gets into chocolate. Best just to keep it away from them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (+Dllb)
https://twitter.com/bcbluecon/status/925491231613861888
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (14URa)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (fcqmr)
Oh and good news if your dog is Jewish they have been kosher since 2009.
Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (z/Ubi)
A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 06:30 PM (nUkMr)
For 20 years to life, in a nice Federal facility.
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What do you think I'VE been dreaming for the past 20 years??!!
Posted by: Bill at October 31, 2017 06:57 PM (zCyNd)
Geez, you can kill two people and get less than 20 years. Theoretically speaking. Man up, Bill. There's probably no extradition treaty with Pedo Island.
Posted by: OJ at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:53 PM (14URa)
Yeah, I can't find any of the wrappers so I think we're in for some very festive colorful doodoos.
He used to do this sort of thing all the time as a youngun but I thought he'd outgrown it. Nope.
Posted by: stace at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (6HFDU)
Joy Reid @JoyAnnReid
Lots of terrorism talk and speculation on local and national news re this NYC incident. I don't remember that happening after Vegas...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (eMUxM)
He was right!
Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (HiDrR)
Nothing. Donald Trump took their masks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (tbOMB)
Thread Winner.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (yXU4O)
He used to do this sort of thing all the time as a youngun but I thought he'd outgrown it. Nope.
Posted by: stace at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (6HFDU)The wrappers will be the easy part, lol!
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (14URa)
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.
.Dogs can eat chocolate but at certain levels it will poison them. Below those levels you will need a liquid pooper scooper if a dog gets into chocolate. Best just to keep it away from them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
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But can I eat a chocolate-covered dog?
Posted by: Chairman Zero at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (z/dP2)
Posted by: Very Undude at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Davod at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (FWznJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydx8C5eMH4I
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: jsg at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (j/fOu)
So, I went to do some errands.
Come back two hours later, and WHAAATTTTT???
Allah Ackbar?
Eight dead?
Even de Blasio confessing it's a terror attack????
BTW -- my aunt went to that high school where the attack happened.
Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2017 07:03 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 07:03 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Chairman Zero at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (z/dP2)
FUN FACT : Chocolate Labs are not actually made of chocolate.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 07:03 PM (yXU4O)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 07:04 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 07:04 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM
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For reference only:
One of my 90+ lb. dogs ate a 1 lb. chocolate Easter bunny. Vet said it was not enough for him (due to size) to do any damage. Just keep an eye on him.
He was fine. No Hershey squirts either.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2017 07:04 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: jsg
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I understand that there is scrubbing software called 'Bleach Bitch'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: barack hussein, i can use it now, obama at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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In Seattle, we have all these stupid green bicycles all over the place. You rent them with a phone app or some such nonsense.
...And all of the sudden, just like that, our bike helmet laws just flew out the window. Because needing a helmet would hamper this planet-saving idea!
Posted by: Chairman Zero at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (z/dP2)
Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (4u7kU)
Aha, finally a break in this mysterious case! This zombie person sounds like a suspect. To the Feebmobile!
Posted by: Doug at the FBI at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (wpC7C)
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 07:06 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 07:06 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: RKae at October 31, 2017 07:06 PM (z/dP2)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Decaf
Being proven wrong Every. Damn. Time. has to get old and disheartening after awhile.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (QFqpA)
Anyone see the fake tv ad against tax cuts?
It's aimed at Conservatives, appealing to the desire to keep deficits low. They say tax cuts will add trillions to the debt. It's a huge load of Bullshit made by people who don't even believe in anything in their own ad.
The ad is by "Citizens for Responsible Tax Reform."
I can't find who is behind this fake group.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psysm_X3zp8
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (aGMrR)
Posted by: RKae at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (z/dP2)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM
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For reference only:
One of my 90+ lb. dogs ate a 1 lb. chocolate Easter bunny. Vet said it was not enough for him (due to size) to do any damage. Just keep an eye on him.
He was fine. No Hershey squirts either.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2017 07:04 PM (HiDrR)
Yup....I think those little ass toy dog types are the ones that croak if they eat too much of anything. I have a Brittany who ate a whole box of Fannie Fatass chocolates and didn't miss a beat.
Wrappers too.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: steevy
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It's pronounced 'kewntz', dammit
Posted by: Rusty Kuntz at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (9tO1t)
Based on Benghazi, how about a Nero costume?
Based on Uranium one, how about a Benedict Arnold costume?
If you can't find those, just smear on some green makeup, wear a pointy black hat, and go as an obese Margaret Hamilton.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (oiNtH)
I'm surprised he ever stopped chewing. A little bit of peanut butter would keep my cat going forever, but Milk Duds?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (nWc4E)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Somebody has probably already said it, but now we need common sense bicycle path control.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Decaf
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Maybe he's being Richard Gere for Halloween.
Posted by: RKae at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (z/dP2)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (a0IVu)
Hillary probably could use that walking cane and giant hat to help balance herself.
Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (z/Ubi)
I've information on Benghazi and on where all our uranium went,
I know the queen of England, and I quote the facts historical
From Chappaqua to Pedo Island, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with all of you Deplorables,
I understand equations, and you all add up to horrible,
I may have trouble navigating slightly uneven pavement (well prop me on a bollard!)
But if it weren't for that Electoral College I would be your president!
(hic!)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: steevy
That is Dick Trickle-grade awesome!
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:09 PM (14URa)
I used to give out candy but I just lost interest in the whole thing a couple years ago. Besides, carbs are evil and I don't want to be a dork giving out health food or toothbrushes.
Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2017 07:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 31, 2017 07:09 PM (XlbwU)
Posted by: RKae at October 31, 2017 07:10 PM (z/dP2)
Posted by: jsg
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I understand that there is scrubbing software called 'Bleach Bitch'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (9tO1t)
Pro tip: Throwing a "what like with a cloth" over you will result in hillarity.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:10 PM (tbOMB)
He was fine. No Hershey squirts either.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2017 07:04 PM (HiDrR)
Had a puppy one time drink a large hot chocolate with shots A vet in Dallas told me it takes at least an ounce per pound to damage
Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 07:10 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2017 07:11 PM (tgOcg)
Posted by: tentotwo at October 31, 2017 07:11 PM (yhf6w)
Go as James Clapper! Wear a pink skull cap and act like a retard! Have a friend slap your bald useless head! ("Slap on! Slap off!") Have your friend polish your bald useless head with a shoeshine rag! (thwup thwup thwupa thwup!)
Full kit only $9.95, while supplies last.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 31, 2017 07:11 PM (efEMG)
Posted by: E.T. at October 31, 2017 07:11 PM (P1GJy)
Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla
We are very happy for you!
Posted by: The Electric Company Billing Dept. at October 31, 2017 07:12 PM (7eciU)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 31, 2017 07:12 PM (XlbwU)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:12 PM (LQLeS)
(hic!)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (ul9CR)
You didn't even get 50% of the vote. I don't want to hear you crying about the Electoral College.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at October 31, 2017 07:12 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2017 07:12 PM (aC6Sd)
Based on Benghazi, how about a Nero costume?
Based on Uranium one, how about a Benedict Arnold costume?
If you can't find those, just smear on some green makeup, wear a pointy black hat, and go as an obese Margaret Hamilton.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (/qEW2)
Personally, compared to Hillary, I found that the Wicked Witch of the West had some redeeming qualities, unlike the woman who will never be president.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:12 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 07:10 PM (4u7kU)
Eating 6% of bodyweight of anything is probably not too good ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:13 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: steevy
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It's pronounced 'kewntz', dammit
Posted by: Rusty Kuntz at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (9tO1t)
At least his last name isn't "Trombone."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:13 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (8gDQu)
Thanks for the tip. Don't urban dictionary milk dud.
Posted by: Dana Perino at October 31, 2017 07:13 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 07:13 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:14 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 07:14 PM (yXU4O)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
At least she melted and went away forever.
Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2017 07:14 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Dana Perino at October 31, 2017 07:13 PM (tbOMB)
Milk Duds? Have they no decency??
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:14 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Jill Stein at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (j/fOu)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (YOHxA)
So did I.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:14 PM (MINbv)
Midwood. Which was, at the time (70s) the best non-specialized high school in the city and one of the best all around in the nation.
Today? Meh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (wYseH)
That's a fair amount of brisket...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (LQLeS)
Carrying around a potted plant.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:16 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
At least she melted and went away forever.
Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2017 07:14 PM (oiNtH)
Margaret Hamilton was wonderful as Cora the coffee lady for Maxwell House IIRC. Her last role. Actually, she was kind of attractive in an off beat way when she was not made up as witchy-poo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:16 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (wYseH)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:16 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: the gerbil at October 31, 2017 07:16 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (LQLeS)
Not on their face, anyway.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (14URa)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:13 PM (8gDQu)
NOW YOU TELL ME
Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (4u7kU)
Ah, thought zom meant Stuyvesant...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (MINbv)
No, I went to Midwood. Apologies for leaving out a rather salient point.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: steevy
That is Dick Trickle-grade awesome!
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:09 PM (14URa)
*cough*
http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/D/Pdickj102.htm
There must be a story behind why he changed his name, but I'll be damned if I know what it was.
Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (sdi6R)
Charlie Brown's Dildo, for instance.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Chelsea at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Chelsea at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (zCyNd)
Webb Hubbell or Buffalo Bob Smith?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Chelsea at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (zCyNd)
I didn't know Webb Hubbell was that recognizable.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (LQLeS)
Not on their face, anyway.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)
Baron Vlad Harkkonen is pretty hacked off
Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (AAbgH)
Uzbekistan muzzie
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (ul9CR)
Spelled backwards its Nazi-something. TRUMP!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (MINbv)
8 Years Pence
8 Years Don Jr.
8 years of Barron Trump on the Cherry Blossom Throne.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (q6C1L)
Not even an effing t-shirt.
Ace. You are missing out on some fantastic marketing opportunities.
Call me!
1-800-sli-khole
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (YOHxA)
Webb Hubbell or Buffalo Bob Smith?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (mbhDw)
Careful-Daddy never lost his law license.
Posted by: Chelsea at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: J. Sessions at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (mcI77)
When he tryin to get this money for the rent
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent
Because a whole lot of bitches talkin shit
Posted by: Preezy Billy Jeff at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (ul9CR)
Arrest Barky as a co-conspirator.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (pvjTE)
I didn't know Webb Hubbell was that recognizable.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Everyone has seen pictures from the Hubbell space camera, silly.
Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: J. Sessions at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (mcI77)
Claude Rains. Both as Inspector Renault AND the Invisible Man.
Winning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (mbhDw)
During the Lewinsky scandal, I went as Monica: wore knee pads, a blue dress, and a black beret. And carried a cigar (in my hand.)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (ul9CR)
"Nothing is ever bad for the Dems."
- - the Media
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (AAbgH)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Anotsi at October 31, 2017 07:22 PM (UdKB7)
THE GIRL DRESSED AS HILLARY IS REFUSING TO GO AWAY!!?!?!
I'm Triggered:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynO-bqU6tUk
... "White People in a Yoga Class" ...
Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at October 31, 2017 07:22 PM (FlRtG)
I'm dressing up as Henry Gibson from Laugh-In
Posted by: J. Sessions at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (mcI77)
You and Associate Justice Ruth Buzzy should be a couple!
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at October 31, 2017 07:22 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:23 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (LQLeS)
Why you gotta be like that?
Posted by: Dana Perino at October 31, 2017 07:23 PM (tbOMB)
Ah, a Brooklynite.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (MINbv)
You should have known by his accent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 07:23 PM (wYseH)
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I'm pretty weasely.
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (Sfs6o)
Would work for me!
Especially... if I can accessorize with Dulcenia.... Sophia Loren??? Yum!
Posted by: Don Quixote... seeking the impossible dream at October 31, 2017 07:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (4u7kU)
I'll bitterly cling to anything I can get my hands on.
Heh heh heh. Want to smell my bippy?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (YOHxA)
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Right after graduating from Uzbekistan Terror School.
The Obama State Department welcomed educated asylum seekers.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (XlbwU)
Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2017 07:14 PM (oiNtH)
========
I remember a meme of the wicked witch of the west after melting. The caption: Nancy Pelosi takes the ice bucket challenge.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mike Weidner at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (c056A)
Posted by: Mike Weidner at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (c056A)
It was ruled a suicide.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:25 PM (8gDQu)
The midnight tally is close at hand
Casters wait in search of votes
To catagorize y'all's states and 'hoods
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty sleazy years
And grifting ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to share your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The appeal of the Trumper
Posted by: goodluckduck at October 31, 2017 07:25 PM (yqvys)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:25 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Mike Weidner at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (c056A)
That was Buddy.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:25 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Abner Louima at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (ooFRq)
Posted by: J. Sessions
What -- They were out of Rip Van Winkle costumes?
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (4ErVI)
Do I remember this correctly?
@goldiehawn
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (zCyNd)
Buddy was the pet that was hit by a car. Socks lived with Betty Currie and her husband until he developed untreatable cancer in 2009 and was put to sleep.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (3C9q2)
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Tony Podesta. It'll be a sad and shocking loss.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (XlbwU)
Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (ierVd)
I'm dressing up as Henry Gibson from Laugh-In
Posted by: J. Sessions at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (mcI77)
I'll go as Ruth Buzzy if I can whack you with a purse
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (ul9CR)
Choices...choices...
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:27 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 07:27 PM (AAbgH)
303 Wasn't Socks hit by a car? Or was that Buddy?
Posted by: Mike Weidner at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (c056A)
That was Buddy.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:25 PM (z/Ubi)
Among others.
Posted by: Arkansas State Police at October 31, 2017 07:28 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 07:27 PM (AAbgH)
And then the Christmas lights go up.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:28 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Guy going as Robert Osborne at October 31, 2017 07:28 PM (j/fOu)
Yeah. Ft. Marcy Park will be closed for at least a week...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:28 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 07:28 PM (5LBWi)
Ah, a Brooklynite.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (MINbv)
When it was something. Now, hipsters and others unworthy of the mantle.
Still lots of dagos in Bensonhurst and Yids in Borough Park.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:28 PM (mbhDw)
Choices...choices...
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:27 PM (0tfLf)
I've suggested before that perhaps November 4 should be National Open Carry Day.
Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (sdi6R)
Dressing up as a KOC (kitteh of color) is easy.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (3C9q2)
masks and carrying plastic guns. Not sure if they're supposed to be
Antifa or Trayvon Martin.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Were they holding the guns sideways? That's how you tell.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (0ogQG)
Buddy was the pet that was hit by a car. Socks lived with Betty Currie and her husband until he developed untreatable cancer in 2009 and was put to sleep.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM
Too bad about her husband. What happened to the cat?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (MINbv)
Those two friggin' sociopaths blew their parents to bits for their money, but Dick Wolf is depicting them as poor, frightened waifs who suffered years of sexual abuse by their parents and only resorted to murder in self defense. It's total bullshit. After the first trials ended in hung juries (after Leslie Abramson trotted out the phony "abuse" defense), Eric Menendez was on a jail phone call with two supporters, boasting about how he and his brother had just conned half the world!
But now people unfamiliar with the actual facts are going to think that those two losers were the real victims, instead of the poor parents they so viciously murdered.
Eric Menendez gave an interview from prison (where he's serving a life sentence) a couple of months ago, and he admitted that his mother had not known about the alleged sexual abuse. The defense's theory of the case was that the murders were obvious crimes of passion, since they were so violent and messy. Kitty Menendez, the mom, was shot with a shotgun 8 or 9 times, and Jose Menendez, the dad, was shot 5 times. There was blood and skull and body tissue splattered all over the room.
Jose Menendez died pretty quickly after the first head shot, but poor Kitty survived multiple shots to her torso and legs before the brothers ran out of ammo. They left the room, re-loaded their shotguns, and came back in and shot their mother point-blank in the face as she tried to crawl away. The brothers testified at trial that their mother knew about the sexual abuse, but refused to do anything to stop it. That's how the defense justified her murder -- the boys just had so much pent-up rage at her complicity. But with Eric now admitting that she did not know, what justification is there for the brutality with which the brothers dispatched her? There is none. Their whole story is a lie, and always has been. But now Dick Wolf is dramatizing it as fact. It's sickening.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (BXf9o)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (ul9CR)
I had the most clashy ugly clothes like zig-zag lime green stripes on an orange shirt, a hat with fishing hooks, braces with flags of all the countries I'd been to pinned on. A pair of binoculars, two cameras and a compass hung off my neck.
I had a 1960 map of Yokohama Japan held upside down. I would look at the map, the compass, look puzzled, and then ask "Where is the Train Station?" in loud, slow English. Or "What is the exchange rate in this country?"
I won third prize and $10. Woo Hoo! I'm a performance artist!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (hyuyC)
Buddy was the pet that was hit by a car. Socks lived with Betty Currie and her husband until he developed untreatable cancer in 2009 and was put to sleep.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (3C9q2)
Isn't this really the story of Vince Foster?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (mbhDw)
The old "99% of Muslims are peaceful" crap.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (ul9CR)
Generalization is a two-way street. What a fat fucking asshole he is.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:30 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 07:30 PM (YOHxA)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (lKyWE)
In.
Posted by: Kevin, undergoing rehab for something at October 31, 2017 07:30 PM (zCyNd)
That's just...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:30 PM (MINbv)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (AAbgH)
Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM
Works for me, but kinda anticlimactic since every day is concealed carry day anyway.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (Ktb8D)
accessorize with the M1911 in a hip holster, or go with the Desert Eagle
in a shoulder harness.
Choices...choices...
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:27 PM (0tfLf)
Under certain circumstances, it's impossible to over-accessorize. Go with both!
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (14URa)
Buddy was the pet that was hit by a car. Socks lived with Betty Currie and her husband until he developed untreatable cancer in 2009 and was put to sleep.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM
Too bad about her husband. What happened to the cat?
Posted by: Diogenes
Duuuuuuuuude.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 07:32 PM (QFqpA)
Wasn't Socks hit by a car? Or was that Buddy?
I think Buddy is the one serving a life sentence in federal prison
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2017 07:32 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:32 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (ul9CR)
It's technically true.
99% of Muslims don't kill us, therefore they are "peaceful."
It's just that they actively support the 1% that do kill us, so it's a bit disingenuous.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 07:32 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:32 PM (MINbv)
I love cats, but if you're going to live in the White House and have pets, you've got to get a dog. It's what the American people want.
Posted by: Mike at October 31, 2017 07:33 PM (c056A)
Embrace the power of "and" !
Back in olden times there was a Bianchi Holster ad with Mr. Bianchi wearing like one of every concealment holster they made.
Be That Guy !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 31, 2017 07:33 PM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM
As always Peaches, flawless logic.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (6Ll1u)
Ummmm....Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (nUkMr)
Truck rental dude: "This middle eastern dude wanted to rent a box truck and purchase a couple pallets of fertilizer"
Cuomophobia: "Apologize, you racist profiling bigot!"
Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (MINbv)
I'm waiting to see what Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro looks like. An aging Vermont hippie costume should be interesting.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (lwiT4)
But now Dick Wolf is dramatizing it as fact. It's sickening.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (BXf9o)
You're being awfully nasty toward a couple of young orphaned boys.
Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (ajiE5)
I'm still trying to find a belt holster that I can wear with my shoulder holster.
.45 on my hip and a back up 9mm (with lots of ammo) concealed.
Holsters are so hard to get right.
And they won't let you try them out in the store.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (YOHxA)
Posted by: Dana Perino at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (tbOMB)
Unlike Ft. Hood, San Bernardino, Chattanooga, the beheading of the woman in ____, Benghazi, etc. for Barry Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (14URa)
And a lovely feather boa is fabulous for obscuring the presence of a long gun from the you-know-whos!
Posted by: Edith Head at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (3C9q2)
Birkenstocks. Prius with a COEXIST sticker. Lots of cats.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (ul9CR)
As always Peaches, flawless logic.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (0tfLf)
Flawless Male Logic was my nic before Hillary's deplorable remark
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (ierVd)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (5LBWi)
Truck rental dude: "This middle eastern dude wanted to rent a box truck and purchase a couple pallets of fertilizer"
Cuomophobia: "Apologize, you racist profiling bigot!"
Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (ABjxW)
Weren't there actually a couple of recent terrorist attacks where someone did "see something, say something" and the police ignored them as being racist or they got in trouble for it?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (LQLeS)
He was on the ONT last night. Got a lot of nice support. He starts chemo on Nov. 10 and sounded pretty good.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (lwiT4)
Saw him up above, grammie. He had a pithy comment about trick or treaters.
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:37 PM (14URa)
Posted by: I. P. Freely at October 31, 2017 07:37 PM (+dsLj)
We need a good 16 years of this kind of Twitter sh!tposting to make sure the libs are well & truly dead.
Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (+51lA)
Posted by: Dana Perino at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (tbOMB)
===================
Oh thanks. He is heavy in my prayers. I wish I could go to his house and not cook for him.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Rex Ryan at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (z/Ubi)
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Buzzion, I remember that too. I want to say one was one of the attacks in England, and also maybe one here - San Bernardino maybe?
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (UoSKV)
I always thought he was gay. Maybe he's bi.
Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (ierVd)
I'm pretty sure it's inscribed on Noahs' tablets that the first sip of penis denotes gay.
Bisexual is a myth. Like Bigfoot.
Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (3C9q2)
Birkenstocks. Prius with a COEXIST sticker. Lots of cats.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM
Ahhh...that's not a costume.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (0tfLf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynO-bqU6tUk
... "White People in a Yoga Class" ...
Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at October 31, 2017 07:22 PM (FlRtG)
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That was awesome. Just what the doctor ordered. Thank you, sir!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (/qEW2)
99% of Muslims don't kill us, therefore they are "peaceful."
It's just that they actively support the 1% that do kill us, so it's a bit disingenuous.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 07:32 PM (wYseH)
It's not even technically true. We've had tens of millions of muslim arabs trying to kill us (actually, actively trying to kill us) for a very long time - and that's only counting muslims in the arab world, which is only about 1/5th of total muslims. If you add in muslims that are looking to kill any non-muslim then the numbers really skyrocket.
Technically, there is only about 15% of the muslim world that might even be passably "peaceful" ... and that's only for the moment. And even among those, they have cultural practices among themselves that we, in the West, would call "homicidal insanity" - like honor killings and such.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (3C9q2)
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You mean I have to read the comments? Sheesh - what is this? Like a job?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (Sfs6o)
- - the Media
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (mbhDw)
---
Republicans will pounce...
Posted by: Da Media at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (2mC6G)
The old "99% of Muslims are peaceful" crap.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (ul9CR)
At best, I'd be surprised if 9% of Muslims are peaceful.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (yXU4O)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (YOHxA)
Hit the Army/Navy surplus shops. Lots of used belted holsters all ready to go......try on as many as you want.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (lwiT4)
I wish you could carry some food for me.
Tami is offering to organize food. I've offered to help her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: mike tyson at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (mJ8mX)
Jeremy Piven (Entourage) accused of sexual harrassment & groping.
His character is based on rahm emmanuel's rotten brother who is a real-life hollywood celery agent.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (aGMrR)
I.
Did.
Not.
Know.
That.
Okay, he goes on the prayer list.
Sunday Mrs. Eez will get the church group on it, too.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (Ktb8D)
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We've tried to get out and re-home ourselves, but she locks us in the bedroom and none of us have opposable thumbs, so we can't open the windows.
Posted by: Mary C's Cats at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (ierVd)
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 07:41 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 07:41 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (lwiT4)
Sounds like both you and rickl could use a wee tot of gin.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:41 PM (3C9q2)
if any good comes from the mueller prosecutions it will be a focus on the vast sums of money in politics - there is a swamp. and the clinton's are the embodiment of that, as never before seen in american history. it is their true nature and the nature of their corruption.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2017 07:41 PM (AxFdW)
Its always the at your neck/feet thing.
Told you people.
Posted by: W. Spencer Churchill at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (zCyNd)
(These are the kind of paradoxical musings that keep me up at night.)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: mike tyson at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (mJ8mX)
Nothing like a pithy puthy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bill C. at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (14URa)
Tami is offering to organize food. I've offered to help her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (PY9jH)
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Funny you should say that. I told Rev about rickl and how we have to pray for him. Then I said the blog was chomping at the bit to help him with food etc. So he said "Like church ladies, then?" Well, yeah. Duh
Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (Ktb8D)
The Haunted Trail is open this year. The guy who does it spends a month putting it together and only does it every other year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (PY9jH)
Peter King(R-NY) was born a dick.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (mcI77)
Terrorist sympathizer/apologist - the IRA.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (mbhDw)
Tony "The Runt" Podesta
Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (tbOMB)
Democrat voters.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Daycare 'R Dunces at October 31, 2017 07:44 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 07:44 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (mcI77)
Unclear-with or without?
Posted by: non-constituent at October 31, 2017 07:44 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mike Weidner
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Buddy. And I think it was a bus. He knew too much.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 07:44 PM (nBBdT)
and how we have to pray for him. Then I said the blog was chomping at
the bit to help him with food etc. So he said "Like church ladies,
then?" Well, yeah. Duh
Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (lwiT4)
I lead a team that does that for sick, injured, and grieving. Yet, I'm sitting here with a broken foot and nada. Whatever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 07:44 PM (PY9jH)
Me no type fast.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: mike tyson at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (mJ8mX)
Nothing like a pithy puthy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM
Back in a sec...gotta go take a pith...
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (tbOMB)
Dad is a coworker.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (/HC6x)
It means he's an idiot and traitor
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (5LBWi)
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (14URa)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (ul9CR)
Another of Obama's gifts to America.
Posted by: B61 at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (O848g)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (mcI77)
Nothing. Donald Trump took their masks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (tbOMB)
Thread Winner.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (yXU4O)
Seconded
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (auHtY)
Same here. I haven't had a single Trick or Treater yet. Island kids know how to maximize the haul I guess.
Posted by: Preezy Billy Jeff at October 31, 2017 07:46 PM (/tuJf)
A vest with Outrage Outlet written on it and a "How Can I Help You" button?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Find Son of a Son, Son of a Son, Son of a Son of Sonobi at the Outrage Outlet! at October 31, 2017 07:46 PM (66/E/)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (5LBWi)
Yeah, waiting to see if we can get an address or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 07:46 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Anotsi at October 31, 2017 07:47 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 07:47 PM (3myMJ)
342 But come Kill Whitey Weekend, I cant decide to
accessorize with the M1911 in a hip holster, or go with the Desert Eagle
in a shoulder harness.
Choices...choices...
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:27 PM (0tfLf)
Under certain circumstances, it's impossible to over-accessorize. Go with both!
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (14URa)
Honestly, I'd skip the Deagle. I owned the smaller .357 version once and it's a totally impractical, enormous, loud, beastly basket of overkill.......
On second thought, there's always Maxim 37:
There is no overkill. There is only open fire and I need to reload.
Not to mention Maxim 34:
If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
Or Maxim 44:
If it will blow a hole in the ground, it will double as an entrenching tool.
And lastly, Maxim 55:
It's only too many weapons if they're pointing in the wrong direction.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 31, 2017 07:47 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 07:48 PM (6Ll1u)
House guest. At the worse possible time.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 07:48 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM
Interesting how he was opining before the perp was even read his rights. Clearly he was expecting the talking points to follow the usual story line.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:48 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 31, 2017 07:48 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 07:48 PM (nBBdT)
You aren't truly woke until you get past the gender binary. A person can dress as any of the 57 genders officially recognized on all the best campuses. You can even dress as a member of another species (including potted plants) if that's your thing.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:49 PM (3C9q2)
Nothing. Donald Trump took their masks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (tbOMB)
Thread Winner.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (yXU4O)
Seconded
Posted by: TheQuietMan"
Thirded !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 31, 2017 07:49 PM (Ktb8D)
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 07:49 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2017 07:49 PM (O5Q3r)
I do hope the little
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 07:50 PM (mcI77)
Have to stomp their asses into a itty bitty mud puddle.
Even then we can't be sure.
*you know what goes here*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 07:50 PM (YOHxA)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (ul9CR)
On Fox News radio they said he was from Tampa. Just a regular American from Florida. No mention of him being from Goatfuckistan
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 07:50 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Colin at October 31, 2017 07:51 PM (eXTEi)
I do hope the little bastards beggars stay away tonight.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 07:50 PM (mcI77)
Ooh, that's a nice touch.
Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2017 07:51 PM (sdi6R)
I've finished "freshening" the house for foreign guest arriving tomorrow night.
House guest. At the worse possible time.
Easy. Call the State Department and anonymously report the person as "Christian".
Entry to US denied-off the hook-and no badz on you!
Posted by: Milkos Molnar at October 31, 2017 07:52 PM (zCyNd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynO-bqU6tUk
"And there's no one there to save you from a joke that you don't like."
Posted by: m at October 31, 2017 07:52 PM (1Xpas)
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Comey, Mueller, and Lynch as the three blind mice.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 07:52 PM (Nwg0u)
I'd go as a piston engine. Check out my adiabatic expansion, ladies!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2017 07:53 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:53 PM (14URa)
The old "99% of Muslims are peaceful" crap.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (ul9CR)
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1% of a billion is still a large number.
And as to the 99%, "peaceful" is ambiguous.
Does their political philosophy, which they believe in by virtue of being Muslim, prevent them from believing in our principles? And (as noted above) do they support those Muslims who are not peaceful?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 07:55 PM (/qEW2)
Casa del Fire has the lights out, the front door mat that says GO AWAY!
in place, and the crime scene tape across the front door is affixed.
I do hope the little bastards beggars stay away tonight.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 07:50 PM (mcI77)
Good move. After last year they probably know about the Claymores.
Posted by: Milkos Molnar at October 31, 2017 07:55 PM (zCyNd)
On Halloween can a man dress as a woman and a woman dress as a man or would that be considered transphobic?
Come up to the lab.
Posted by: Dr. Frank N. Furter at October 31, 2017 07:57 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 31, 2017 08:05 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: steevy
Yeah, how would you like to have your face in one?
Posted by: Huma at October 31, 2017 08:22 PM (2cuLk)
That's where I'd seen Hill's 'do before. And the wardrobe.
Posted by: Burger Chef at October 31, 2017 08:37 PM (RuIsu)
He barely even burped.
Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 08:47 PM (Enq6K)
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