Here's Some Nonsense




Addendum Courtesy of Commenter Bluebell [CBD]

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Steve Kelley

Posted by: Ace at 06:28 PM




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1 I'll get the others

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 06:29 PM (QFqpA)

2 Hillary Clinton: Maybe I'll be the president for Halloween

Now that's scary.

Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2017 06:29 PM (sdi6R)

3 ...Now if she meant Nixon, that would be funny.

"I am not a crook!"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 06:29 PM (W+vEI)

4 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 06:30 PM (QFqpA)

5 Or if she dressed as Obama can you imagine the Lefty heads exploding?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 06:30 PM (W+vEI)

6 Hillary needs to go away already.

A man can dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 06:30 PM (nUkMr)

7 The president is an apple.

Hillary is a cumquat.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 06:31 PM (/tuJf)

8 The left had her number in 2008 when they cast Grammy in "Sunset Blvd."

Posted by: sven10077 at October 31, 2017 06:31 PM (SzZnW)

9 I could use nonsense right now

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2017 06:31 PM (aC6Sd)

10 Here you go Hillary.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

Posted by: mikethemoose at October 31, 2017 06:32 PM (6rfWc)

11 She'll never go away....

Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 06:32 PM (yXU4O)

12 Suspect looks like a nice boy.

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:32 PM (14URa)

13
BOOM!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2017 06:32 PM (pNxlR)

14 Trump mask was the first thing to come to mind to me too when I saw that this morning.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 06:32 PM (mJ8mX)

15 Is !jeb going as VP?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (mcI77)

16 mikethemoose

Nice!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (hyuyC)

17 She can dress as Bill and Bill dresses as Hillary, for the genderness.

Posted by: geoffb at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (zOpu5)

18 I really like Don Jr.

He gave a great speech at the RNC convention.

Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (Enq6K)

19 So, Hillary's working on her "I'm insane" defense for Uranium One?

Because this kind of thing says "I'm mentally unstable."

Posted by: shibumi at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (aT+Bx)

20 Whomever had "margins blown in 10" please go to the AoSHQ Parimutuel Window to collect your winnings!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (QFqpA)

21 She would be more believable as the Wicked Witch of the West

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (aC6Sd)

22 First beautiful beat down fo the world's smartest woman.

Secondly, that is the scariest thing I have heard of today.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (3BFzK)

23 James Clapper not sure what any of these means.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (/HC6x)

24 I really like Don Jr.



He gave a great speech at the RNC convention.

Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (Enq6K)
I love him. He's my fave of the older kids.

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (14URa)

25 Thanks Ace, it's still early in the week and this was needed.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (6Ll1u)

26 I guess all the places that had Napoleons in them now have inmates that think they are Hillary.

Sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2017 06:34 PM (hyuyC)

27 OR MAYBE I'LL GO AS A DRUNKEN CRAZY CAT LADY WHO THINKS SHE'S PRESIDENT!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at October 31, 2017 06:34 PM (O5Q3r)

28 Picked the wrong day to stop drinking...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 06:34 PM (MINbv)

29 She's got the hands.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2017 06:35 PM (4e+hS)

30 That would be Helloween

Posted by: jsg at October 31, 2017 06:35 PM (j/fOu)

31 28
Picked the wrong day to stop drinking...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 06:34 PM (MINbv)
Is there ever, really, a right day? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:35 PM (14URa)

32 I really don't care what Hillary! goes as.....as long as she just goes away.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2017 06:35 PM (/HC6x)

33 Uzbeks. The weak link in the Great Chain of Socialism.
Don't give them money. And don't give them matches.

Posted by: alternate timeline president hillary at October 31, 2017 06:35 PM (mJ8mX)

34 James Clapper not sure what any of these means.
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I know, right?

What is her intent?

Posted by: James Comey at October 31, 2017 06:35 PM (aT+Bx)

35 If she hadn't blown a head gasket before she certainly has now. She's gone completely around the bend.

Posted by: Insomniac - Existential Vacuum Salesman at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

36 I love him. He's my fave of the older kids.

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (14URa)

8 Years Don Sr.
8 Years Pence
8 Years Don Jr.

Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (Enq6K)

37 Hillaween.

Happy Hillaween.

Posted by: Emmie at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (ZapPq)

38 Alternatively, she could go as a shit eating fly smashed against a glass ceiling with her intestines intermingled with her brain. It has the added advantage of being believable.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (hUqh+)

39 The Trumps should be asking for costume shops to remove these knock off masks.

There is money to be made in licensing his likeness.

Posted by: rd at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (4dz1m)

40 TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (O5Q3r)

41 ITS FUNNY CAUSE SHE LOST THE ELECTION TO DONALD TRUMP

Posted by: Ben Rothensberg at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (/HC6x)

42 I really love this place.

Posted by: Texican (ette) at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (CjE8v)

43 Heh, just heard on the ABC news that this scrote came here on a "diversity visa" - to bring more people from countries with a low invasion rate. Effin' seriously????

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (14URa)

44 31 28
Picked the wrong day to stop drinking...

Hear Hear!

Posted by: John Boner at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (UdKB7)

45 OR MAYBE I'LL GO AS A DRUNKEN CRAZY CAT LADY WHO THINKS SHE'S PRESIDENT!!!
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YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME!!!

APOLOGIZE NOW DRUNKEN CRAZY CROOKED COMMIE BEOTCH!!!

Posted by: Drunk Crazy Cat Lady at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (aT+Bx)

46 I am President, I am President! Turn those voting machines back on!

Posted by: Hillary the rightful POTUS at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (O2RFr)

47 NO!! THAT'S MY GOLD JACKET!!! IT'S MINE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Existential Vacuum Salesman at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (NWiLs)

48 She can't dress up like Mary Poppins or something cute and fun that she can do with her grandkid?

Posted by: FireHorse at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (zkGZ8)

49 Cuomo picked up the European meme we can't change them so go about your life and pay them no mind

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (aC6Sd)

50 Well I guess my prayer waa wasn't God's will. The show goes on.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 06:38 PM (D2vc1)

51 Cute , she wants to be the Pres of Uzbekistan, since she's so good at coordinated terror attacks.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 06:38 PM (5LBWi)

52 The sad thing is Hiliary thinks this tweet is funny.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 31, 2017 06:38 PM (3BFzK)

53 Ding-dong...TRICK OR TREAT!!! CAN I HAVE HALF A MILLION DOLLARS PLEASE!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at October 31, 2017 06:38 PM (O5Q3r)

54 Hillary's costume choice makes great sense; you always dress up for Halloween as something you're not.

Posted by: Clearly at October 31, 2017 06:38 PM (s5gFo)

55 48 She can't dress up like Mary Poppins or something cute and fun that she can do with her grandkid?
Posted by: FireHorse at October 31, 2017 06:37 PM (zkGZ

The only time she gives a shit about her grandkid is when there's a photo-op.

Posted by: Insomniac - Existential Vacuum Salesman at October 31, 2017 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

56 48 She can't dress up like Mary Poppins or something cute and fun that she can do with her grandkid?

No, because it's always about Me!

Stamps foot...

Posted by: Hillary the rightful POTUS at October 31, 2017 06:38 PM (O2RFr)

57
Me and Huma are going to go out as a horse; I'll be the horse's ass!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (pNxlR)

58 Hillary, Pro Tip. Your joke writer is supposed to be a LOT smarter than you.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (3myMJ)

59 She needs to go the full Doctor Evil route...dueling scar and all. I mean she already has the outfits right?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (+Dllb)

60 Hillary Clinton is such a nasty bully that if she were actually a man, she would have been called out for the sidewinder she is and gunned down in the street six month ago. Happy Birthday, Sugartits!

Posted by: Fritz at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (Kwhm/)

61 President OF Halloween, maybe.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (2NqXo)

62 When she's trying out orange jumpsuits, then I'll look for her pictures. Not a moment sooner.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (H8S+R)

63 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, NOT ONLY WILL HILLARY DRESS UP LIKE THE PRESIDENT, SO WILL THE 16 OTHER GOP LOSERS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (mcI77)

64 37 Hillaween.

Happy Hillaween.
Posted by: Emmie at October 31, 2017 06:36 PM (ZapPq)


Beautiful.
Would you like a job?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (ierVd)

65 If she had won would her followers wear toaster cozy/ sofa material Mao jackets like her, ready to help her *fix* America?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (6Ll1u)

66 She should go as Paul Muni.

Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (UdKB7)

67 Hillary as President is the scariest. costume. ever.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (oVJmc)

68

{ insert female heads of state here, laughing, pointing, laughing again }

*hands Hillary a Margaret Thatcher mask*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (fceHP)

69 Does she have a nuclear bomb costume?
One with the Russian hammer and sickle on it?

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (HgMAr)

70 She has a Captain Kangaroo outfit...go with that Hills.


http://tinyurl.com/y8lne3hh

Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (Enq6K)

71 I'm so old I remember when today's terror attack was a road rage incident and a mass shooting.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (3myMJ)

72 59 If she did that she might actually show some sense of humor and humanity...

Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (LiyEm)

73 Stop Getting Hammered!!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (cGz5Q)

74 Well should could go as the wicked witch of the East and someone could drop a house on her...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (O2RFr)

75 MAYBE I'LL GO AS A SIDE OF BEEF!!! MY SECRET SERVICE DETAIL CAN CARRY ME AROUND!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2017 06:41 PM (O5Q3r)

76 Wouldn't dressing up as a patriotic American be cultural appropriation?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 31, 2017 06:41 PM (vChNs)

77 Her fat ass don't need no more candy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2017 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

78 Once again, I wish I was a margin.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 06:41 PM (D2vc1)

79 With that cackle there is only one suitable costume for the Hillster.

Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:41 PM (UdKB7)

80 She should go as a drunken, corrupt, crazy, sick, old bitch.

She's already got the outfit.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

81 70
She has a Captain Kangaroo outfit...go with that Hills.





http://tinyurl.com/y8lne3hh

Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (Enq6K)

WTF?

Posted by: Mr Moose at October 31, 2017 06:42 PM (cGz5Q)

82 I'm going as Hillary : http://tinyurl.com/y7lt2z5l

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2017 06:42 PM (4e+hS)

83 Just be thankful she's not doing the yoga pants costume thing today.

Posted by: jsg at October 31, 2017 06:42 PM (j/fOu)

84 66 She should go as Paul Muni.
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:39 PM (UdKB7)

No, She Should Just Go!

Far Away!

Posted by: rd at October 31, 2017 06:42 PM (4dz1m)

85 Well, at least my hot water heater is fixed.

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 06:43 PM (ierVd)

86 Margins are fine using a desktop. I guess I'll see later when I'm on the tablet for the WS Thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 06:43 PM (mJ8mX)

87 Is this statement an apple or a banana or is it cultural appropriation? Am I offended or delighted? TELL ME HOW TO THINK~

Posted by: Confused SJW at October 31, 2017 06:43 PM (mtGE/)

88 Saw a cute cartoon where a kid is dressed up as Hillary and is just standing there and the people at the door say "She's dressed as Hillary and she just won't go away."

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2017 06:43 PM (O2RFr)

89 The candy goes right to her ankles.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2017 06:43 PM (HgMAr)

90 It's me donna: "Well should could go as the wicked witch of the East and someone could drop a house on her..."

Drop the White House on her, yes.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 31, 2017 06:43 PM (H8S+R)

91 So i guess cuomo is on the american lives lost is acceptable for their poliitical goals. Bevause people are just numbers to them. Unless your particular number is useful. If it will save just one life. Forgotten today of course

Posted by: Willow at October 31, 2017 06:43 PM (FFujb)

92 Candy is dandy but Likher is quicker. HRC

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 06:44 PM (5LBWi)

93 76 Buzzsaw90

Good catch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2017 06:44 PM (hyuyC)

94
She could go as an unshattered glass ceiling...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2017 06:44 PM (pNxlR)

95 I liked it when Hillary played dress up when she was Secretary of State. She had this one totalitarian-chic outfit that looked like what Blofeld wore in the James Bond movies.

The woman lacks self-awareness to a ridiculous degree. I blame complete absence of empathy. She's simply incapable of seeing herself as others see her.

Posted by: troyriser at October 31, 2017 06:44 PM (my7fr)

96 Paint her gold and give her a plunger and she can go as a Dalek.

Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:45 PM (UdKB7)

97 Who blew the margins?

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 06:45 PM (vIjh1)

98 Geez, my hash has VD!!

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 06:45 PM (ierVd)

99 It starts with an Abraham Lincoln mask, and ends in terror!

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2017 06:45 PM (2mC6G)

100 Cankles

The best costumes are the simplest

Go as an old, fat ass drunk with buck teeth

Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 06:45 PM (4u7kU)

101 Well, at least my hot water heater is fixed.
Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla
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As A matter of curiosity, do you live below the Mason-Dixon line?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 06:46 PM (9tO1t)

102 If she dressed up like a humorless musty left-wing lesbian smelling of vodka, tonic, and mothballs her staff would call it Tuesday night.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 31, 2017 06:46 PM (hUqh+)

103 DRUNKEN CRAZY CAT LADY

Hellary is neither a lady nor a cat person-- remember how she gave away Socks to Betty Currie after exploiting him as the WH pet for eight years?

At least Socks had a good eight years with the Curries, who genuinely cared about him.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 06:46 PM (3C9q2)

104
That Trump - so stupid. The residents of Jersey City are so peaceful. He said thousands of those residents cheered on 9/11. While it was a little more than a couple handfuls atop a building that housed a mosque.

Now today someone rented a Home Depot truck in Jersey City and killed just a handful in New York City.

Trump is so stupid! Why doesn't he get it?

Posted by: Follow this 1 quick trick for Muslin Friendship at October 31, 2017 06:46 PM (ajiE5)

105 And shoot, lost my extra OT day this Friday. Oh well.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 06:46 PM (D2vc1)

106 Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 06:40 PM (Enq6K)


That is hilarious.

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2017 06:47 PM (4ZKcy)

107 Trick or treat, smell my feet
Trump is Prez and I got beat

Why are the light off at Mr. Podesta's house? I always get lots of goodies there...

Posted by: Hillary (wearing loser costume) at October 31, 2017 06:47 PM (zCyNd)

108 Thinking of putting a sign on my front door: "I bought Halloween candy 3 times. Ate it all. Contributions gratefully accepted. Please, no fruit."

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (14URa)

109 "3 ...Now if she meant Nixon, that would be funny.

"I am not a crook!"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 06:29 PM (W+vEI)"

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Any presidential masks always remind me of the movie Point Break.

Posted by: Decaf at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (QRVnB)

110 >.She has a Captain Kangaroo outfit...go with that Hills.

http://tinyurl.com/y8lne3hh




OMG - Was someone trolling her by suggesting that suit?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (W+vEI)

111 I'm starting to (sometimes) love Donald Trump.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (bjlHK)

112 She is already going as Miss Havisham.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Find Son of a Son, Son of a Son, Son of a Son of Sonobi at the Outrage Outlet! at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (66/E/)

113 i dig jr.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (aDqxG)

114 Test

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (vIjh1)

115 I imagine the blue check mark mafia had a meltdown over that.

Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (z/Ubi)

116 101 Well, at least my hot water heater is fixed.
Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla
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As A matter of curiosity, do you live below the Mason-Dixon line?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 06:46 PM (9tO1t)

How did you get there from a water heater comment?! lol

Or, did you fix someone's water heater today? (I fixed it myself, which was a comedy skit in and of itself.)

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (ierVd)

117 So which "data" does Rothman cite to assert comparative assimilation success for different immigrant groups? It's easy to believe Muslims assimilate better than some, depending on the criteria used as proxies for assimilation (there *is* no objective comprehensive definition or way to measure assimilation as a whole).


But that would be mostly due to the low assimilation scores of Spanish-speaking immigrants, who for geographic, size, and other practical reasons almost certainly score lower by some assimilation-related measures.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2017 06:49 PM (QDnY+)

118 A little makeup and she could go as Mao. How would you like to have Chairman Mao show up at your door begging for candy?

Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:49 PM (UdKB7)

119 113
i dig jr.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (aDqxG)
He's the smartest of the bunch. Also, the hottest.

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:49 PM (14URa)

120 DeBlasio will just steal the Muslim mayor of London's remarks, durka durka, durka jihad.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 06:49 PM (6Ll1u)

121 MAYBE I'LL GO AS A SIDE OF BEEF!!! MY SECRET SERVICE DETAIL CAN CARRY ME AROUND!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2017 06:41 PM (O5Q3r)
.............

We would prefer you go as a 10 lb. sack of potatoes, some of us are developing back problems.

Posted by: Hillary!s SS at October 31, 2017 06:50 PM (HgMAr)

122 Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (14URa)
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How's things in the new neighborhood?

Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o)

123
Well, at least my hot water heater is fixed. Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla ---------

What's the point of heating water that is hot?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2017 06:50 PM (lKyWE)

124 >>>>.She has a Captain Kangaroo outfit...go with that Hills.


http://tinyurl.com/y8lne3hh




OMG - Was someone trolling her by suggesting that suit?
.
.
.Remember she has multiple people she interacts with every morning who tell her she looks fine in whatever she is wearing.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (+Dllb)

125 'How did you get there from a water heater comment?! lol '

If you already have hot water why do you have to heat it again?

Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (UdKB7)

126 OMG - Was someone trolling her by suggesting that suit?

She actually makes Mike Obama look like a fashion icon.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (O5Q3r)

127 Thinking of putting a sign on my front door: "I bought Halloween candy 3 times. Ate it all. Contributions gratefully accepted. Please, no fruit."

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (14URa)


I'm a health nut. Nutrition guy. With neighbors with kids with a 'Home Has No Hate Hear' or whatever the fvck it says.

But I'm putting out a sign that says, 'Candy Has No Home Here'. Truth in advertising.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (ajiE5)

128 She could rent a crane and go as Baron Harkonnen, she already has the costume.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (HgMAr)

129 ...Now if she meant Nixon, that would be funny.

"I am not a crook!"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 06:29 PM (W+vEI)


Seeing that Shrillary was thrown off the Watergate committee ... for unethical behavior (even for a dem!), I think that that wouldn't work out too well for her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (8gDQu)

130 My dog got into the candy this afternoon and ate at least 6 mini tootsie pops, judging by the number of sticks strewn about. Of course I've been raiding the candy stash for days.

Just got our first trick or treaters at 5:40. I'm pretty sure they're not of this neighborhood but they were cute and very polite.

Posted by: stace at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (6HFDU)

131 She's so vain- she would choose a Madonna virgin outfit.

"Come on Baby, Let the fat times roll"

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (5LBWi)

132 How's things in the new neighborhood?

Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o)
Cold but otherwise good. Except I ran the oven again and I think it's refusing to shut off. Again. Need to hit that breaker. Again. Trust me, Frigidaire is trying to kill us.

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (14URa)

133 osted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (14URa)
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How's things in the new neighborhood?
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o)

Judging by that last post, come morning, not too well.

Posted by: Golfman at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (8q7xz)

134 What's the point of heating water that is hot?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2017 06:50 PM (lKyWE)

To boil the jumbo shrimp.

Posted by: G. Carlin at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (zCyNd)

135 Some guy on FBN just said, according to his sources in the NYPD, the perp was shot in the groin. He called it the only piece of good news today.

Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (Enq6K)

136 Gregory Peck needs to check her scalp for the mark of the beast.

Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (Pjqgt)

137 113

i dig jr.



Posted by: concrete girl at October 31, 2017 06:48 PM (aDqxG)
He's the smartest of the bunch. Also, the hottest.


Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:49 PM (14URa)

Thirded!

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (4ZKcy)

138 Yeah!

PRESIDENT OF THE WITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (dqdMO)

139 I thinks Mike means it sounds like something a southern hick redneck would say.

Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (UdKB7)

140 Look at the strides Hillary is making for women everywhere. By bitching and moaning and whining continually because she lost an election.

Feminist icon, indeed.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (nILVB)

141 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I WAS DRUNKER'N COOTER BROWN WHEN I SAID THAT.

Posted by: DistHillary at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (j+dfT)

142 My dog got into the candy this afternoon and ate at least 6 mini tootsie pops, judging by the number of sticks strewn about.

Yeesh . . . better make sure he has plenty of access to his pooping grounds.

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:53 PM (14URa)

143 Governor Cuomo sounds like he doesn't really believe what he is saying. No passion or emotional inflections.

Posted by: Decaf at October 31, 2017 06:53 PM (QRVnB)

144 I told her if I went as president, it wouldn't be a costume. And she threw an ash tray at me!

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at October 31, 2017 06:53 PM (O5Q3r)

145 Don Jr. got dad's trollmaster genes all right.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 06:54 PM (ul9CR)

146 The comments are coming fast and furious.

Posted by: Eric Holder at October 31, 2017 06:54 PM (zCyNd)

147 132 How's things in the new neighborhood?

Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 06:50 PM (Sfs6o)
Cold but otherwise good. Except I ran the oven again and I think it's refusing to shut off. Again. Need to hit that breaker. Again. Trust me, Frigidaire is trying to kill us.
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:52 PM (14URa)
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I think we have Kenmore appliances, but I'll keep an eye on them.

Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 06:54 PM (Sfs6o)

148 Hillary needs to go away already.



A man can dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 06:30 PM (nUkMr)

For 20 years to life, in a nice Federal facility.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 31, 2017 06:54 PM (bjlHK)

149 Well Hillary is little better than a thug. To see her in a remake of Point Break, wearing President mask while robbing a bank would be an allegory for her political career.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 06:55 PM (/qEW2)

150 How did you get there from a water heater comment?! lol

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla
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Because most of us use that phrase, the Yankees tease us about it, but that's okay. I keep a mental list of their names.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 06:55 PM (9tO1t)

151 Well, to be fair, the idea of her as President is kinda terrifying.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 31, 2017 06:55 PM (Ktb8D)

152 Governor Cuomo sounds like he doesn't really believe what he is saying. No passion or emotional inflections.

Posted by: Decaf at October 31, 2017 06:53 PM (QRVnB)


The three of them up there at that press conference looked like a trio of turds in blue.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 06:55 PM (8gDQu)

153 128 She could rent a crane and go as Baron Harkonnen, she already has the costume.
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (HgMAr)

Pretty sure everyone would think she was dressed as Harvey Weinstein

Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 06:55 PM (4u7kU)

154 Just think, one year ago she was sitting confidently awaiting her coronation.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2017 06:56 PM (wfDW1)

155 I'll bet there isn't one little girl in an African nation that ever sees another word from either Killary or Mooch.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 06:56 PM (5LBWi)

156 125 'How did you get there from a water heater comment?! lol '

If you already have hot water why do you have to heat it again?
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:51 PM (UdKB7)


You fiends!

It was put in new, and all I've had has been lukewarm showers for weeks. Awful. Didn't want to call the guy back, did some reading, unscrewed some stuff, made some changes, got a few electric shocks...and now have super duper hot water. I am pleased.

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 06:56 PM (ierVd)

157 Just once I'd like someone interviewing her to ask to see that hot-sauce she lied about carrying in her purse. Such a phony hag.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 31, 2017 06:56 PM (hUqh+)

158 At least Socks had a good eight years with the Curries, who genuinely cared about him.
Posted by: Basement Cat
--

Buddy knew too much. Something had to be done.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 06:56 PM (9tO1t)

159 148
Hillary needs to go away already.





A man can dream.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 06:30 PM (nUkMr)

For 20 years to life, in a nice Federal facility.
------------

What do you think I'VE been dreaming for the past 20 years??!!

Posted by: Bill at October 31, 2017 06:57 PM (zCyNd)

160 Dogs can't eat chocolate, but tootsie rolls are probably mostly high fructose corn syrup now,

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 06:57 PM (6Ll1u)

161 Shrillary is going to be the only one trick or treating in the woods.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 06:57 PM (8gDQu)

162 A couple of indictments thown around her might scare her off.

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2017 06:57 PM (aC6Sd)

163 How would she go as the President anyway? They gonna put Presidential podium on her walker? With a seal that says "President Reject" on it?

Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 06:57 PM (UdKB7)

164 Great anti-PC Halloween Michael Jackson's Thriller parody.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ynO-bqU6tUk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 06:58 PM (eMUxM)

165 Must be the season of the witch.

Where do I go?
where do I go?


Posted by: Hillary at October 31, 2017 06:58 PM (LilNs)

166 She is always wearing the c#nt costume!

Posted by: Very Undude at October 31, 2017 06:59 PM (2X7pN)

167 Hillary Clinton: Maybe I'll be the president for Halloween

She can steal Barky's made-up plaque from 2008 and go as the "President-Elect".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 06:59 PM (8gDQu)

168 Love Don Jr.'s response. LOL

Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2017 06:59 PM (oiNtH)

169 How about if she just goes as a prisoner in handcuffs and shackles, orange jump suit optional.

Posted by: Traveling Man at October 31, 2017 06:59 PM (R5lpX)

170 Junior is funny.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2017 06:59 PM (BXf9o)

171 She could go dressed as a hard drive. But first she has to wipe her costume clean...

...with a cloth.

Posted by: RKae at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (z/dP2)

172 >>>Dogs can't eat chocolate, but tootsie rolls are probably mostly high fructose corn syrup now,
.
.
.Dogs can eat chocolate but at certain levels it will poison them. Below those levels you will need a liquid pooper scooper if a dog gets into chocolate. Best just to keep it away from them.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (+Dllb)

173 Our Prime Minister is going as an asshole...
https://twitter.com/bcbluecon/status/925491231613861888

Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (mJ8mX)

174 They're all having a cow here over the despicable failure of the local PD to indict an officer who killed some perp. Nice lead-up to the "behead whitey" weekend events.

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (14URa)

175 What is the GOPe going as for Halloween?






Nothing. Donald Trump took their masks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (tbOMB)

176 It would not have occurred to me to compare Hill to Baron Harkonnen, but the comparison really works. I guess that makes Huma Feyd, which for reasons I cannot articulate is unwholsomely exciting.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (fcqmr)

177 current U.S. ingredients of a chocolate Tootsie Roll are: Sugar, Corn Syrup, Palm Oil, Condensed Skim Milk, Cocoa, Whey, Soy Lecithin, Artificial and Natural Flavors

Oh and good news if your dog is Jewish they have been kosher since 2009.

Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (z/Ubi)

178 Hillary needs to go away already.
A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 06:30 PM (nUkMr)

For 20 years to life, in a nice Federal facility.
------------
What do you think I'VE been dreaming for the past 20 years??!!
Posted by: Bill at October 31, 2017 06:57 PM (zCyNd)


Geez, you can kill two people and get less than 20 years. Theoretically speaking. Man up, Bill. There's probably no extradition treaty with Pedo Island.

Posted by: OJ at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (ajiE5)

179 Looks like someone let Grandma get into the cough syrup again.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (4ErVI)

180 Mueller already has given us a taste of what fascism under Hillary would be like. We don't need Hillary pretending to be POTUS, we're still trying to get her evil deep state minions OUT.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (/aIFg)

181 Yeesh . . . better make sure he has plenty of access to his pooping grounds.
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 06:53 PM (14URa)

Yeah, I can't find any of the wrappers so I think we're in for some very festive colorful doodoos.

He used to do this sort of thing all the time as a youngun but I thought he'd outgrown it. Nope.

Posted by: stace at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (6HFDU)

182 Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Joy Reid!

Joy Reid @JoyAnnReid
Lots of terrorism talk and speculation on local and national news re this NYC incident. I don't remember that happening after Vegas...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (eMUxM)

183 Retired NYPD detective wants Charles Payne to let his viewers know that the dirtbag was shot in the groin---in the groin. He thought people would be happy to hear that.

He was right!

Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (HiDrR)

184 175 What is the GOPe going as for Halloween?






Nothing. Donald Trump took their masks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (tbOMB)

Thread Winner.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (yXU4O)

185 Yeah, I can't find any of the wrappers so I think we're in for some very festive colorful doodoos.



He used to do this sort of thing all the time as a youngun but I thought he'd outgrown it. Nope.

Posted by: stace at October 31, 2017 07:01 PM (6HFDU)The wrappers will be the easy part, lol!

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (14URa)

186 >>>Dogs can't eat chocolate, but tootsie rolls are probably mostly high fructose corn syrup now,
.
.
.Dogs can eat chocolate but at certain levels it will poison them. Below those levels you will need a liquid pooper scooper if a dog gets into chocolate. Best just to keep it away from them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

----

But can I eat a chocolate-covered dog?

Posted by: Chairman Zero at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (z/dP2)

187 Why cant she disappear like most of her emails!

Posted by: Very Undude at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (2X7pN)

188 Hillary dressed as President on Halloween. Scares the adults.

Posted by: Davod at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (FWznJ)

189 She should go as the centerfold for Schadenboner Magazine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydx8C5eMH4I

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (hUqh+)

190 Go as an e-mail and delete yourself.

Posted by: jsg at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (j/fOu)

191 A couple hours ago, I opened up AoS to see that even Ace was saying it wasn;'t a terror attack because the NYPD said if was a tiff between truck drivers. Two pedestrians dead, as apparent accidental collateral victims.

So, I went to do some errands.

Come back two hours later, and WHAAATTTTT???

Allah Ackbar?

Eight dead?

Even de Blasio confessing it's a terror attack????

BTW -- my aunt went to that high school where the attack happened.

Posted by: zombie at October 31, 2017 07:03 PM (42M22)

192 Bicycle pathways, another Liberal fixation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 07:03 PM (9tO1t)

193 186 But can I eat a chocolate-covered dog?
Posted by: Chairman Zero at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (z/dP2)

FUN FACT : Chocolate Labs are not actually made of chocolate.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 07:03 PM (yXU4O)

194 Wow,just saw the most unfortunately named player in MLB history,Rusty Kuntz.

Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 07:04 PM (LiyEm)

195 I remember in the olden times, that they said if you gave dogs chocolate it would get worms.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 07:04 PM (6Ll1u)

196 Dogs can eat chocolate but at certain levels it will poison them. Below those levels you will need a liquid pooper scooper if a dog gets into chocolate. Best just to keep it away from them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM
~~~~~

For reference only:

One of my 90+ lb. dogs ate a 1 lb. chocolate Easter bunny. Vet said it was not enough for him (due to size) to do any damage. Just keep an eye on him.

He was fine. No Hershey squirts either.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2017 07:04 PM (HiDrR)

197 Go as an e-mail and delete yourself.
Posted by: jsg
-----------

I understand that there is scrubbing software called 'Bleach Bitch'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (9tO1t)

198 My dog got into a box of Milk Duds - movie theatre size - that my daughter left lying around. He kept us up all night spinning in circles before he took a giant dump on the floor and flopped down in exhaustion.

Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (oiNtH)

199 FUN FACT : Chocolate Labs are not actually made of chocolate.
No shit.

Posted by: barack hussein, i can use it now, obama at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (mJ8mX)

200 Bicycle pathways, another Liberal fixation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

---

In Seattle, we have all these stupid green bicycles all over the place. You rent them with a phone app or some such nonsense.

...And all of the sudden, just like that, our bike helmet laws just flew out the window. Because needing a helmet would hamper this planet-saving idea!

Posted by: Chairman Zero at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (z/dP2)

201 What's the odds that the late shows will ever allow Trump to cover Obama's "at least I was President" BS ?

Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (4u7kU)

202 BTW -- my aunt went to that high school where the attack happened.

Aha, finally a break in this mysterious case! This zombie person sounds like a suspect. To the Feebmobile!

Posted by: Doug at the FBI at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (wpC7C)

203 A coworker left his kids in my lobby for 45 minutes or so til his wife picks them up. Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (D2vc1)

204 Don't give dogs chocolate because they don't appreciate it.

Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 07:06 PM (UdKB7)

205 WeaselDog ate an M&M and was OK. Relatively speaking.

Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 07:06 PM (Sfs6o)

206 Stupid sock.

(I meant my joke name, not Hillary. Although, she's a stupid sock as well.)

Posted by: RKae at October 31, 2017 07:06 PM (z/dP2)

207 She and Bill should dress up as a pimp and his ho...


Posted by: IC at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (a0IVu)

208 Governor Cuomo sounds like he doesn't really believe what he is saying. No passion or emotional inflections.

Posted by: Decaf



Being proven wrong Every. Damn. Time. has to get old and disheartening after awhile.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (QFqpA)

209
Anyone see the fake tv ad against tax cuts?

It's aimed at Conservatives, appealing to the desire to keep deficits low. They say tax cuts will add trillions to the debt. It's a huge load of Bullshit made by people who don't even believe in anything in their own ad.

The ad is by "Citizens for Responsible Tax Reform."
I can't find who is behind this fake group.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psysm_X3zp8

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (aGMrR)

210 She should put on a blue dress and cover the front of it with ranch salad dressing.

Posted by: RKae at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (z/dP2)

211 Dogs can eat chocolate but at certain levels it will poison them. Below those levels you will need a liquid pooper scooper if a dog gets into chocolate. Best just to keep it away from them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM
~~~~~
For reference only:
One of my 90+ lb. dogs ate a 1 lb. chocolate Easter bunny. Vet said it was not enough for him (due to size) to do any damage. Just keep an eye on him.
He was fine. No Hershey squirts either.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2017 07:04 PM (HiDrR)

Yup....I think those little ass toy dog types are the ones that croak if they eat too much of anything. I have a Brittany who ate a whole box of Fannie Fatass chocolates and didn't miss a beat.

Wrappers too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (nUkMr)

212 The higher the cocoa content, the worse it is for dogs.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (mJ8mX)

213 Wow,just saw the most unfortunately named player in MLB history,Rusty Kuntz.
Posted by: steevy
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It's pronounced 'kewntz', dammit

Posted by: Rusty Kuntz at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (9tO1t)

214 An appropriate response to Hillary:

Based on Benghazi, how about a Nero costume?

Based on Uranium one, how about a Benedict Arnold costume?

If you can't find those, just smear on some green makeup, wear a pointy black hat, and go as an obese Margaret Hamilton.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (/qEW2)

215 My dog got into a box of Milk Duds - movie theatre size - that my daughter left lying around. He kept us up all night spinning in circles before he took a giant dump on the floor and flopped down in exhaustion.

Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (oiNtH)


I'm surprised he ever stopped chewing. A little bit of peanut butter would keep my cat going forever, but Milk Duds?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (8gDQu)

216 I'm going trick or treating as Patty Mayonaise from the old Doug show on Nickolodeon

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (nWc4E)

217 Bicycle pathways, another Liberal fixation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Somebody has probably already said it, but now we need common sense bicycle path control.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (D2vc1)

218 She and Bill should dress up as a pimp and his HER ho...




FiFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (QFqpA)

219 Best Halloween prank of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlOxlSOr3_M

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (LQLeS)

220 Governor Cuomo sounds like he doesn't really believe what he is saying. No passion or emotional inflections.

Posted by: Decaf

----

Maybe he's being Richard Gere for Halloween.

Posted by: RKae at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (z/dP2)

221 207 She and Bill should dress up as a pimp and his ho...


Posted by: IC at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (a0IVu)


Hillary probably could use that walking cane and giant hat to help balance herself.

Posted by: Buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (z/Ubi)

222 I am the very model of a modern US president
I've information on Benghazi and on where all our uranium went,
I know the queen of England, and I quote the facts historical
From Chappaqua to Pedo Island, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with all of you Deplorables,
I understand equations, and you all add up to horrible,
I may have trouble navigating slightly uneven pavement (well prop me on a bollard!)
But if it weren't for that Electoral College I would be your president!

(hic!)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (ul9CR)

223 Wow,just saw the most unfortunately named player in MLB history,Rusty Kuntz.

Posted by: steevy

That is Dick Trickle-grade awesome!

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:09 PM (14URa)

224 OT, but I've already had two groups of trick-or-treaters knock on my door. I always thought that leaving the porch light off was a universal sign that the household is not participating.

I used to give out candy but I just lost interest in the whole thing a couple years ago. Besides, carbs are evil and I don't want to be a dork giving out health food or toothbrushes.

Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2017 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

225 Hillary should dress up as a bottle of hot sauce.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 31, 2017 07:09 PM (XlbwU)

226 Hillary should dress up as a vibrator and then go into one of her seizures.

Posted by: RKae at October 31, 2017 07:10 PM (z/dP2)

227 197 Go as an e-mail and delete yourself.
Posted by: jsg
-----------

I understand that there is scrubbing software called 'Bleach Bitch'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 07:05 PM (9tO1t)


Pro tip: Throwing a "what like with a cloth" over you will result in hillarity.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:10 PM (tbOMB)

228 One of my 90+ lb. dogs ate a 1 lb. chocolate Easter bunny. Vet said it was not enough for him (due to size) to do any damage. Just keep an eye on him.

He was fine. No Hershey squirts either.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2017 07:04 PM (HiDrR)

Had a puppy one time drink a large hot chocolate with shots A vet in Dallas told me it takes at least an ounce per pound to damage

Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 07:10 PM (4u7kU)

229 And she can fly around on Broomstick One.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2017 07:11 PM (tgOcg)

230 The day is fast approaching that the Clinton`s will wish they had exited when they could.

Posted by: tentotwo at October 31, 2017 07:11 PM (yhf6w)

231
Go as James Clapper! Wear a pink skull cap and act like a retard! Have a friend slap your bald useless head! ("Slap on! Slap off!") Have your friend polish your bald useless head with a shoeshine rag! (thwup thwup thwupa thwup!)

Full kit only $9.95, while supplies last.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 31, 2017 07:11 PM (efEMG)

232 So law enforcement went around warning truck rental companies what to look out for....wonder what was missing from the description.....hmmmm

Posted by: E.T. at October 31, 2017 07:11 PM (P1GJy)

233 It was put in new, and all I've had has been lukewarm showers for weeks. Awful. Didn't want to call the guy back, did some reading, unscrewed some stuff, made some changes, got a few electric shocks...and now have super duper hot water. I am pleased.

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla

We are very happy for you!

Posted by: The Electric Company Billing Dept. at October 31, 2017 07:12 PM (7eciU)

234 Go as the Star Spangled Banner and watch the lefties all kneel as you walk by.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 31, 2017 07:12 PM (XlbwU)

235 Check out David Burge (Iowahawk) on Twitter for a photo of a guy costumed as Edgar Allen Hoe.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:12 PM (LQLeS)

236 But if it weren't for that Electoral College I would be your president!

(hic!)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (ul9CR)


You didn't even get 50% of the vote. I don't want to hear you crying about the Electoral College.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at October 31, 2017 07:12 PM (ajiE5)

237 Cats couldn't care less about chocolate, my formerly 2 now 1 don't know it from a rock.

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2017 07:12 PM (aC6Sd)

238 214 An appropriate response to Hillary:

Based on Benghazi, how about a Nero costume?

Based on Uranium one, how about a Benedict Arnold costume?

If you can't find those, just smear on some green makeup, wear a pointy black hat, and go as an obese Margaret Hamilton.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (/qEW2)


Personally, compared to Hillary, I found that the Wicked Witch of the West had some redeeming qualities, unlike the woman who will never be president.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:12 PM (mbhDw)

239 A vet in Dallas told me it takes at least an ounce per pound to damage

Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 07:10 PM (4u7kU)


Eating 6% of bodyweight of anything is probably not too good ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:13 PM (8gDQu)

240 213 Wow,just saw the most unfortunately named player in MLB history,Rusty Kuntz.
Posted by: steevy
-----------

It's pronounced 'kewntz', dammit
Posted by: Rusty Kuntz at October 31, 2017 07:07 PM (9tO1t)


At least his last name isn't "Trombone."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:13 PM (mbhDw)

241 I'm surprised he ever stopped chewing. A little bit of peanut butter would keep my cat going forever, but Milk Duds?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:08 PM (8gDQu)


Thanks for the tip. Don't urban dictionary milk dud.

Posted by: Dana Perino at October 31, 2017 07:13 PM (tbOMB)

242 Go as an island full of underage girls. Maybe your husband will show up

Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 07:13 PM (4u7kU)

243 BTW -- my aunt went to that high school"

So did I.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:14 PM (MINbv)

244 Instead of dressing up, Hillary should just assume her natural appearance, and sit on a mortar and pestle atop her chicken-legged hut.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 07:14 PM (yXU4O)

245 Personally, compared to Hillary, I found that the Wicked Witch of the West had some redeeming qualities, unlike the woman who will never be president.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

At least she melted and went away forever.

Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2017 07:14 PM (oiNtH)

246 Don't urban dictionary milk dud.

Posted by: Dana Perino at October 31, 2017 07:13 PM (tbOMB)


Milk Duds? Have they no decency??

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:14 PM (8gDQu)

247 I'm going out as a spoiler

Posted by: Jill Stein at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (j/fOu)

248 Trump is Muad'Dib????

The spice must flow?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (YOHxA)

249 243 BTW -- my aunt went to that high school"

So did I.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:14 PM (MINbv)


Midwood. Which was, at the time (70s) the best non-specialized high school in the city and one of the best all around in the nation.

Today? Meh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (mbhDw)

250 I wonder if anyone will be wearing a Harvey Weinstein mask.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (LQLeS)

251 I just added an editorial cartoon that is pretty damned good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (wYseH)

252 Eating 6% of bodyweight of anything is probably not too good "

That's a fair amount of brisket...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (MINbv)

253 250 I wonder if anyone will be wearing a Harvey Weinstein mask.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (LQLeS)



Carrying around a potted plant.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:16 PM (z/Ubi)

254 245 Personally, compared to Hillary, I found that the Wicked Witch of the West had some redeeming qualities, unlike the woman who will never be president.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

At least she melted and went away forever.
Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2017 07:14 PM (oiNtH)


Margaret Hamilton was wonderful as Cora the coffee lady for Maxwell House IIRC. Her last role. Actually, she was kind of attractive in an off beat way when she was not made up as witchy-poo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:16 PM (mbhDw)

255 I just added an editorial cartoon that is pretty damned good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (wYseH)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:16 PM (8gDQu)

256 Maybe he's being Richard Gere for Halloween.

---------

Nooooooooo

Posted by: the gerbil at October 31, 2017 07:16 PM (zCyNd)

257 Midwood"

Ah, thought zom meant Stuyvesant...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (MINbv)

258 250 I wonder if anyone will be wearing a Harvey Weinstein mask.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (LQLeS)


Not on their face, anyway.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)

259 Good cartoon, CBD!

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (14URa)

260 Eating 6% of bodyweight of anything is probably not too good ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:13 PM (8gDQu)

NOW YOU TELL ME

Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (4u7kU)

261 257 Midwood"

Ah, thought zom meant Stuyvesant...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (MINbv)


No, I went to Midwood. Apologies for leaving out a rather salient point.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)

262 223 Wow,just saw the most unfortunately named player in MLB history,Rusty Kuntz.

Posted by: steevy

That is Dick Trickle-grade awesome!
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:09 PM (14URa)



*cough*

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/D/Pdickj102.htm

There must be a story behind why he changed his name, but I'll be damned if I know what it was.

Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (sdi6R)

263 What if some of us had to dress as our sock names?
Charlie Brown's Dildo, for instance.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (LQLeS)

264 I always go as Daddy. It's so easy, and everybody gets it right away!

Posted by: Chelsea at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (zCyNd)

265 264 I always go as Daddy. It's so easy, and everybody gets it right away!
Posted by: Chelsea at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (zCyNd)


Webb Hubbell or Buffalo Bob Smith?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (mbhDw)

266 Sayfullo Habibullaevic Saipov

Uzbekistan muzzie

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (ul9CR)

267 264 I always go as Daddy. It's so easy, and everybody gets it right away!
Posted by: Chelsea at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (zCyNd)



I didn't know Webb Hubbell was that recognizable.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (z/Ubi)

268 What if some of us had to dress as our sock names?

I already do . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (6FqZa)

269 258 250 I wonder if anyone will be wearing a Harvey Weinstein mask.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:15 PM (LQLeS)


Not on their face, anyway.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:17 PM (mbhDw)

Baron Vlad Harkkonen is pretty hacked off

Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (4u7kU)

270 Law enforcement sources identified the suspect to CBS News as Sayfullo Habibullaevic Saipov, a 29-year-old man from Tampa, Florida. He came to the U.S. in 2010 from Uzbekistan.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (ul9CR)

271 251 yes it is

Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (AAbgH)

272 266 Sayfullo Habibullaevic Saipov

Uzbekistan muzzie
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (ul9CR)


Spelled backwards its Nazi-something. TRUMP!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (mbhDw)

273 No, I went to Midwood"

Ah, a Brooklynite.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (MINbv)

274 8 Years Don Sr.
8 Years Pence
8 Years Don Jr.


8 years of Barron Trump on the Cherry Blossom Throne.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (q6C1L)

275 Hey! If the Urban Dictionary can have a coffee mug, what does that make us here?

Not even an effing t-shirt.

Ace. You are missing out on some fantastic marketing opportunities.

Call me!

1-800-sli-khole

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (YOHxA)

276
Webb Hubbell or Buffalo Bob Smith?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (mbhDw)

Careful-Daddy never lost his law license.

Posted by: Chelsea at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (zCyNd)

277 Cause there's a
fat man
In the bathtub
With the blues

Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (UdKB7)

278 I'm dressing up as Henry Gibson from Laugh-In

Posted by: J. Sessions at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (mcI77)

279 You know its hard out here for a pimp
When he tryin to get this money for the rent
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent
Because a whole lot of bitches talkin shit

Posted by: Preezy Billy Jeff at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (/tuJf)

280 263 What if some of us had to dress as our sock names?
-------
I'm pretty weasely.

Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (Sfs6o)

281 Whether he was legal or illegal, this is bad...for the Dems.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (ul9CR)

282 He came to the U.S. in 2010 from Uzbekistan.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (ul9CR)


Arrest Barky as a co-conspirator.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (8gDQu)

283 Nice touch? More like a bad touching.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (pvjTE)

284
I didn't know Webb Hubbell was that recognizable.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:18 PM (z/Ubi)


Everyone has seen pictures from the Hubbell space camera, silly.

Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (ajiE5)

285 278 I'm dressing up as Henry Gibson from Laugh-In
Posted by: J. Sessions at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (mcI77)


Claude Rains. Both as Inspector Renault AND the Invisible Man.

Winning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (mbhDw)

286 Speaking of timely costumes, years ago I went to a Halloween party dressed as Tammy Faye Baker: blond wig, runny mascara, PTL lapel pin, Bible with dollar bills sticking out of it.

During the Lewinsky scandal, I went as Monica: wore knee pads, a blue dress, and a black beret. And carried a cigar (in my hand.)

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (LQLeS)

287 Two teenagers came up to the door wearing hoodies, masks and carrying plastic guns. Not sure if they're supposed to be Antifa or Trayvon Martin.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (ppaKI)

288 update: Green Card Illigrant

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (ul9CR)

289 281 Whether he was legal or illegal, this is bad...for the Dems.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (ul9CR)


"Nothing is ever bad for the Dems."

- - the Media

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (mbhDw)

290 263 i'd have to go as one of Jupiter's moons

Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (AAbgH)

291 Immigrant

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (ul9CR)

292 "I'm dressing up as Henry Gibson from Laugh-In"

Very funny. Vat stupid.

Posted by: Anotsi at October 31, 2017 07:22 PM (UdKB7)

293
THE GIRL DRESSED AS HILLARY IS REFUSING TO GO AWAY!!?!?!


I'm Triggered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynO-bqU6tUk


... "White People in a Yoga Class" ...

Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at October 31, 2017 07:22 PM (FlRtG)

294 278
I'm dressing up as Henry Gibson from Laugh-In



Posted by: J. Sessions at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (mcI77)

You and Associate Justice Ruth Buzzy should be a couple!

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at October 31, 2017 07:22 PM (zCyNd)

295 A Green Card holder (permanent resident) is someone who has been granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis. As proof of that status, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) grants a person a permanent resident card, commonly called a "Green Card."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:23 PM (ul9CR)

296 And carried a cigar (in my hand.)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (LQLeS)

Why you gotta be like that?

Posted by: Dana Perino at October 31, 2017 07:23 PM (tbOMB)

297 No, I went to Midwood"


Ah, a Brooklynite.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (MINbv)

You should have known by his accent.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 07:23 PM (wYseH)

298 280 263 What if some of us had to dress as our sock names?
-------
I'm pretty weasely.
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (Sfs6o)

Would work for me!

Especially... if I can accessorize with Dulcenia.... Sophia Loren??? Yum!

Posted by: Don Quixote... seeking the impossible dream at October 31, 2017 07:23 PM (NgKpN)

299 She should go as a toaster, you know , like the one that comes with winning the popular vote

Posted by: frozen bichon slurpee at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (4u7kU)

300 Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (Sfs6o)

I'll bitterly cling to anything I can get my hands on.

Heh heh heh. Want to smell my bippy?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (YOHxA)

301 He came to the U.S. in 2010 from Uzbekistan.
-------------------------------------------

Right after graduating from Uzbekistan Terror School.

The Obama State Department welcomed educated asylum seekers.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (XlbwU)

302 At least she melted and went away forever.

Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2017 07:14 PM (oiNtH)


========

I remember a meme of the wicked witch of the west after melting. The caption: Nancy Pelosi takes the ice bucket challenge.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (/qEW2)

303 Wasn't Socks hit by a car? Or was that Buddy?

Posted by: Mike Weidner at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (c056A)

304 Wasn't Socks hit by a car?

Posted by: Mike Weidner at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (c056A)


It was ruled a suicide.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:25 PM (8gDQu)

305 Polls close across the land
The midnight tally is close at hand
Casters wait in search of votes
To catagorize y'all's states and 'hoods

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty sleazy years
And grifting ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to share your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The appeal of the Trumper

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 31, 2017 07:25 PM (yqvys)

306 You should have known by his accent."

"Shoulda"

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:25 PM (MINbv)

307 303 Wasn't Socks hit by a car? Or was that Buddy?
Posted by: Mike Weidner at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (c056A)



That was Buddy.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:25 PM (z/Ubi)

308 I think HRC just discovered rum filled candies.

Posted by: Abner Louima at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (ooFRq)

309 278 I'm dressing up as Henry Gibson from Laugh-In



Posted by: J. Sessions


What -- They were out of Rip Van Winkle costumes?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (0ogQG)

310 Buddy committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head four times.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (4ErVI)

311 Isn't it an old FBI tradition that Comey and Mueller do a Little Bo Peep costumed recitation on Halloween?

Do I remember this correctly?

@goldiehawn

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (zCyNd)

312 Wasn't Socks hit by a car? Or was that Buddy?

Buddy was the pet that was hit by a car. Socks lived with Betty Currie and her husband until he developed untreatable cancer in 2009 and was put to sleep.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (3C9q2)

313 Was Socks hit by a car? Or was that Buddy?
========================

Tony Podesta. It'll be a sad and shocking loss.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (XlbwU)

314 I know my electric bill will go up, but it is worth it. Hot showers are like oxygen for moi.

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (ierVd)

315
I'm dressing up as Henry Gibson from Laugh-In
Posted by: J. Sessions at October 31, 2017 07:20 PM (mcI77)



I'll go as Ruth Buzzy if I can whack you with a purse

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (lKyWE)

316 USCIS is lousy with Obama holdovers.

L. Francis Cissna needs to clean house.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (ul9CR)

317 I've decided to dress up as a grumpy old bald guy. But come Kill Whitey Weekend, I cant decide to accessorize with the M1911 in a hip holster, or go with the Desert Eagle in a shoulder harness.
Choices...choices...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:27 PM (0tfLf)

318 can't wait til tomorrow when the skulls go away.

Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 07:27 PM (AAbgH)

319 307
303 Wasn't Socks hit by a car? Or was that Buddy?

Posted by: Mike Weidner at October 31, 2017 07:24 PM (c056A)





That was Buddy.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:25 PM (z/Ubi)

Among others.

Posted by: Arkansas State Police at October 31, 2017 07:28 PM (zCyNd)

320 318 can't wait til tomorrow when the skulls go away.
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 07:27 PM (AAbgH)



And then the Christmas lights go up.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:28 PM (z/Ubi)

321 I'm going as Robert Osborne and reading Ace's movie reviews.

Posted by: Guy going as Robert Osborne at October 31, 2017 07:28 PM (j/fOu)

322 Tony Podesta. It'll be a sad and shocking loss"

Yeah. Ft. Marcy Park will be closed for at least a week...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:28 PM (MINbv)

323 Took the 4 Wolfhounds and an empty glass trick-or-treating one year.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 07:28 PM (5LBWi)

324 273 No, I went to Midwood"

Ah, a Brooklynite.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (MINbv)


When it was something. Now, hipsters and others unworthy of the mantle.

Still lots of dagos in Bensonhurst and Yids in Borough Park.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:28 PM (mbhDw)

325 317 I've decided to dress up as a grumpy old bald guy. But come Kill Whitey Weekend, I cant decide to accessorize with the M1911 in a hip holster, or go with the Desert Eagle in a shoulder harness.
Choices...choices...
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:27 PM (0tfLf)


I've suggested before that perhaps November 4 should be National Open Carry Day.

Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (sdi6R)

326 263 What if some of us had to dress as our sock names?

Dressing up as a KOC (kitteh of color) is easy.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (3C9q2)

327 287 Two teenagers came up to the door wearing hoodies,
masks and carrying plastic guns. Not sure if they're supposed to be
Antifa or Trayvon Martin.

Posted by: Citizen Cake


Were they holding the guns sideways? That's how you tell.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (0ogQG)

328 312 Wasn't Socks hit by a car? Or was that Buddy?

Buddy was the pet that was hit by a car. Socks lived with Betty Currie and her husband until he developed untreatable cancer in 2009 and was put to sleep.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM



Too bad about her husband. What happened to the cat?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (0tfLf)

329 Choices...choices..."

Embrace the power of and...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (MINbv)

330 Has anybody been watching that Law & Order true crime series about the Menendez brothers' murders back in '89? I watched the first 5 episodes over the weekend while I was doing some other stuff around the house. Couldn't believe what I was seeing.

Those two friggin' sociopaths blew their parents to bits for their money, but Dick Wolf is depicting them as poor, frightened waifs who suffered years of sexual abuse by their parents and only resorted to murder in self defense. It's total bullshit. After the first trials ended in hung juries (after Leslie Abramson trotted out the phony "abuse" defense), Eric Menendez was on a jail phone call with two supporters, boasting about how he and his brother had just conned half the world!

But now people unfamiliar with the actual facts are going to think that those two losers were the real victims, instead of the poor parents they so viciously murdered.

Eric Menendez gave an interview from prison (where he's serving a life sentence) a couple of months ago, and he admitted that his mother had not known about the alleged sexual abuse. The defense's theory of the case was that the murders were obvious crimes of passion, since they were so violent and messy. Kitty Menendez, the mom, was shot with a shotgun 8 or 9 times, and Jose Menendez, the dad, was shot 5 times. There was blood and skull and body tissue splattered all over the room.

Jose Menendez died pretty quickly after the first head shot, but poor Kitty survived multiple shots to her torso and legs before the brothers ran out of ammo. They left the room, re-loaded their shotguns, and came back in and shot their mother point-blank in the face as she tried to crawl away. The brothers testified at trial that their mother knew about the sexual abuse, but refused to do anything to stop it. That's how the defense justified her murder -- the boys just had so much pent-up rage at her complicity. But with Eric now admitting that she did not know, what justification is there for the brutality with which the brothers dispatched her? There is none. Their whole story is a lie, and always has been. But now Dick Wolf is dramatizing it as fact. It's sickening.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (BXf9o)

331 Peter King being a dick.

The old "99% of Muslims are peaceful" crap.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (ul9CR)

332 I dressed up as a tourist one year at an Arts party in Alexandria VA.

I had the most clashy ugly clothes like zig-zag lime green stripes on an orange shirt, a hat with fishing hooks, braces with flags of all the countries I'd been to pinned on. A pair of binoculars, two cameras and a compass hung off my neck.

I had a 1960 map of Yokohama Japan held upside down. I would look at the map, the compass, look puzzled, and then ask "Where is the Train Station?" in loud, slow English. Or "What is the exchange rate in this country?"

I won third prize and $10. Woo Hoo! I'm a performance artist!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (hyuyC)

333 312 Wasn't Socks hit by a car? Or was that Buddy?

Buddy was the pet that was hit by a car. Socks lived with Betty Currie and her husband until he developed untreatable cancer in 2009 and was put to sleep.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (3C9q2)


Isn't this really the story of Vince Foster?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (mbhDw)

334 331 Peter King being a dick.

The old "99% of Muslims are peaceful" crap.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (ul9CR)


Generalization is a two-way street. What a fat fucking asshole he is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:30 PM (mbhDw)

335 Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (0tfLf)

Now THAT'S funny!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 07:30 PM (YOHxA)

336 I'll go as Ruth Buzzy if I can whack you with a purse

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM (lKyWE)

In.

Posted by: Kevin, undergoing rehab for something at October 31, 2017 07:30 PM (zCyNd)

337 328,
That's just...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:30 PM (MINbv)

338 across the street has had skeletons in their lawn and skulls projected on their house for weeks

Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (AAbgH)

339 I've suggested before that perhaps November 4 should be National Open Carry Day.

Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM


Works for me, but kinda anticlimactic since every day is concealed carry day anyway.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (0tfLf)

340 I'm a mix of so many ethnic people, I don't think I can help but culturally appropriate any thing I do. Or maybe I can dress like anyone of them, and it's OK. What's the ruling?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (6Ll1u)

341 "What if some of us had to dress as our sock names? "

To-ga !
To-ga !
To-ga !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (Ktb8D)

342 But come Kill Whitey Weekend, I cant decide to
accessorize with the M1911 in a hip holster, or go with the Desert Eagle
in a shoulder harness.

Choices...choices...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:27 PM (0tfLf)
Under certain circumstances, it's impossible to over-accessorize. Go with both!

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (14URa)

343 Wasn't Socks hit by a car? Or was that Buddy?

Buddy was the pet that was hit by a car. Socks lived with Betty Currie and her husband until he developed untreatable cancer in 2009 and was put to sleep.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:26 PM


Too bad about her husband. What happened to the cat?
Posted by: Diogenes



Duuuuuuuuude.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 07:32 PM (QFqpA)

344
Wasn't Socks hit by a car? Or was that Buddy?


I think Buddy is the one serving a life sentence in federal prison

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2017 07:32 PM (lKyWE)

345 Well, considering my favorite sock is "Egg McMuffin With a Dick in his Mouth" um...no. I do not want to dress as that!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:32 PM (ul9CR)

346 The old "99% of Muslims are peaceful" crap.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (ul9CR)

It's technically true.

99% of Muslims don't kill us, therefore they are "peaceful."

It's just that they actively support the 1% that do kill us, so it's a bit disingenuous.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 07:32 PM (wYseH)

347 Now, hipsters and others unworthy of the mantle. "

Seattle East....

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:32 PM (MINbv)

348 I do remember when the Clintons moved into the WH with Socks. I think they bought Buddy in later to improve poll numbers.

I love cats, but if you're going to live in the White House and have pets, you've got to get a dog. It's what the American people want.

Posted by: Mike at October 31, 2017 07:33 PM (c056A)

349 " accessorize with the M1911 in a hip holster, or go with the Desert Eagle in a shoulder harness."

Embrace the power of "and" !


Back in olden times there was a Bianchi Holster ad with Mr. Bianchi wearing like one of every concealment holster they made.
Be That Guy !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 31, 2017 07:33 PM (Ktb8D)

350 Under certain circumstances, it's impossible to over-accessorize. Go with both!

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM



As always Peaches, flawless logic.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (0tfLf)

351 Or maybe I can dress like anyone of them, and it's OK. What's the ruling?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (6Ll1u)

Ummmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (nUkMr)

352 Gov. Cuomophobia: "See Something, Say Something"

Truck rental dude: "This middle eastern dude wanted to rent a box truck and purchase a couple pallets of fertilizer"

Cuomophobia: "Apologize, you racist profiling bigot!"

Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (ABjxW)

353 . It's what the American people want"

Brawndo?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (MINbv)

354 I do not want to dress as that!

I'm waiting to see what Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro looks like. An aging Vermont hippie costume should be interesting.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (3C9q2)

355 Pardon my OT - I;ve been hit and miss the last couple days. Has rickl been around? He has been so much on my mind?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (lwiT4)

356
But now Dick Wolf is dramatizing it as fact. It's sickening.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (BXf9o)


You're being awfully nasty toward a couple of young orphaned boys.

Posted by: Chelshire Clinton at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (ajiE5)

357 Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (14URa)

I'm still trying to find a belt holster that I can wear with my shoulder holster.

.45 on my hip and a back up 9mm (with lots of ammo) concealed.

Holsters are so hard to get right.

And they won't let you try them out in the store.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (YOHxA)

358 He's been in the thread grammie.

Posted by: Dana Perino at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (tbOMB)

359 CNN just said this is a crucial time for PDT.

Unlike Ft. Hood, San Bernardino, Chattanooga, the beheading of the woman in ____, Benghazi, etc. for Barry Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (PY9jH)

360 Under certain circumstances, it's impossible to over-accessorize. Go with both!


Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (14URa)

And a lovely feather boa is fabulous for obscuring the presence of a long gun from the you-know-whos!

Posted by: Edith Head at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (zCyNd)

361 I'm waiting to see what Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro looks like. An aging Vermont hippie costume should be interesting.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (3C9q2)


Birkenstocks. Prius with a COEXIST sticker. Lots of cats.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (ul9CR)

362
As always Peaches, flawless logic.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (0tfLf)


Flawless Male Logic was my nic before Hillary's deplorable remark

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (lKyWE)

363 Jeremy Piven (Entourage) accused of sexual harrassment & groping. I don't like the guy & not surprised. Was surprised it was by an actress. I always thought he was gay. Maybe he's bi.

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (ierVd)

364 I've always been fond of the trenchcoat/sawed off shotgun look.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (5LBWi)

365 352 Gov. Cuomophobia: "See Something, Say Something"

Truck rental dude: "This middle eastern dude wanted to rent a box truck and purchase a couple pallets of fertilizer"

Cuomophobia: "Apologize, you racist profiling bigot!"
Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (ABjxW)



Weren't there actually a couple of recent terrorist attacks where someone did "see something, say something" and the police ignored them as being racist or they got in trouble for it?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (z/Ubi)

366 Tony Podesta sounds like the name of a character from one of the Godfather movies. Or maybe it was Goodfellas.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (LQLeS)

367 Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (lwiT4)

He was on the ONT last night. Got a lot of nice support. He starts chemo on Nov. 10 and sounded pretty good.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (3myMJ)

368 Has rickl been around?

He's been on this very thread-- scroll upward.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (3C9q2)

369 Has rickl been around? He has been so much on my mind?


Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (lwiT4)
Saw him up above, grammie. He had a pithy comment about trick or treaters.

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:37 PM (14URa)

370 Donny Junior (And Eric) are a national treasure. They really should be the ones advising Trump, not Javanka.

Posted by: I. P. Freely at October 31, 2017 07:37 PM (+dsLj)

371 I'll say it now -- Don Jr. 2024

We need a good 16 years of this kind of Twitter sh!tposting to make sure the libs are well & truly dead.

Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (+51lA)

372 He's been in the thread grammie.

Posted by: Dana Perino at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (tbOMB)
===================

Oh thanks. He is heavy in my prayers. I wish I could go to his house and not cook for him.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (lwiT4)

373 Trick or Treat, smell your feet?

Posted by: Rex Ryan at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (ul9CR)

374 Weren't there actually a couple of recent terrorist attacks where someone did "see something, say something" and the police ignored them as being racist or they got in trouble for it?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (z/Ubi)
------------

Buzzion, I remember that too. I want to say one was one of the attacks in England, and also maybe one here - San Bernardino maybe?

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (UoSKV)

375
I always thought he was gay. Maybe he's bi.

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (ierVd)


I'm pretty sure it's inscribed on Noahs' tablets that the first sip of penis denotes gay.

Bisexual is a myth. Like Bigfoot.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (ajiE5)

376 I'm waiting to see what Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro looks like. An aging Vermont hippie costume should be interesting.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:34 PM (3C9q2)


Birkenstocks. Prius with a COEXIST sticker. Lots of cats.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM



Ahhh...that's not a costume.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (0tfLf)

377 I'm Triggered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynO-bqU6tUk

... "White People in a Yoga Class" ...

Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at October 31, 2017 07:22 PM (FlRtG)


========

That was awesome. Just what the doctor ordered. Thank you, sir!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (/qEW2)

378 It's technically true.

99% of Muslims don't kill us, therefore they are "peaceful."

It's just that they actively support the 1% that do kill us, so it's a bit disingenuous.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 07:32 PM (wYseH)


It's not even technically true. We've had tens of millions of muslim arabs trying to kill us (actually, actively trying to kill us) for a very long time - and that's only counting muslims in the arab world, which is only about 1/5th of total muslims. If you add in muslims that are looking to kill any non-muslim then the numbers really skyrocket.

Technically, there is only about 15% of the muslim world that might even be passably "peaceful" ... and that's only for the moment. And even among those, they have cultural practices among themselves that we, in the West, would call "homicidal insanity" - like honor killings and such.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (8gDQu)

379 He's been on this very thread-- scroll upward.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:36 PM (3C9q2)
===================

You mean I have to read the comments? Sheesh - what is this? Like a job?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (lwiT4)

380 I'm having our traditional family Halloween dinner - two PBJs, Fritos and a glass of milk.

Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (Sfs6o)

381 "Nothing is ever bad for the Dems."

- - the Media
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:21 PM (mbhDw)
---
Republicans will pounce...

Posted by: Da Media at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (2mC6G)

382 331 Peter King being a dick.

The old "99% of Muslims are peaceful" crap.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (ul9CR)

At best, I'd be surprised if 9% of Muslims are peaceful.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (yXU4O)

383 And they won't let you try them out in the store.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 07:35 PM (YOHxA)

Hit the Army/Navy surplus shops. Lots of used belted holsters all ready to go......try on as many as you want.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (nUkMr)

384 Oh thanks. He is heavy in my prayers. I wish I could go to his house and not cook for him.


Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (lwiT4)


I wish you could carry some food for me.

Tami is offering to organize food. I've offered to help her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (PY9jH)

385 Who's callin' me a 'pithy'?!

Posted by: mike tyson at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (mJ8mX)

386
Jeremy Piven (Entourage) accused of sexual harrassment & groping.

His character is based on rahm emmanuel's rotten brother who is a real-life hollywood celery agent.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (aGMrR)

387 rickl ?

I.
Did.
Not.
Know.
That.

Okay, he goes on the prayer list.

Sunday Mrs. Eez will get the church group on it, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (Ktb8D)

388 Birkenstocks. Prius with a COEXIST sticker. Lots of cats.
---

We've tried to get out and re-home ourselves, but she locks us in the bedroom and none of us have opposable thumbs, so we can't open the windows.

Posted by: Mary C's Cats at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (aT+Bx)

389 Grammie, Rickl said he feels 100x better than before he went to the hospital. And he did go to work. Chemo begins the 10th.

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (ierVd)

390 These poor kids have been stuck here over an hour waiting for mom after dad dumped them here. Almost an hour gone in the party already. Assholes.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (D2vc1)

391 The color of Mary Clogenstein hair is a mystery, but I'm going for the rainbow unicorn look, with burn holes from joints on her favorite blouse.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 07:41 PM (6Ll1u)

392 We've only had two sets of trick-or-treaters so far, and I've got this big basket of candy. Ugh. Peaches, what's your address?

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 07:41 PM (UoSKV)

393 You mean I have to read the comments? Sheesh - what is this? Like a job?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (lwiT4)


Sounds like both you and rickl could use a wee tot of gin.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:41 PM (3C9q2)

394 when you i look at that photo think "she's awash in money" and it all makes sense. she and bill are the role models for monetizing politics, the epitome of lucre.

if any good comes from the mueller prosecutions it will be a focus on the vast sums of money in politics - there is a swamp. and the clinton's are the embodiment of that, as never before seen in american history. it is their true nature and the nature of their corruption.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2017 07:41 PM (AxFdW)

395 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (8gDQu)

Its always the at your neck/feet thing.

Told you people.

Posted by: W. Spencer Churchill at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (zCyNd)

396 On Halloween can a man dress as a woman and a woman dress as a man or would that be considered transphobic? And how could anyone tell if it was a costume and that you weren't in reality feeling gender fluid on that particular day?

(These are the kind of paradoxical musings that keep me up at night.)

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (LQLeS)

397 331 Peter King being a dick.

Peter King(R-NY) was born a dick.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (mcI77)

398 Who dumps their kids with strangers?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (tbOMB)

399 385 Who's callin' me a 'pithy'?!
Posted by: mike tyson at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (mJ8mX)

Nothing like a pithy puthy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (mbhDw)

400 Anyone want to check out my hallowed weenie?

Posted by: Bill C. at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (14URa)

401 I wish you could carry some food for me.

Tami is offering to organize food. I've offered to help her.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 07:39 PM (PY9jH)
==================

Funny you should say that. I told Rev about rickl and how we have to pray for him. Then I said the blog was chomping at the bit to help him with food etc. So he said "Like church ladies, then?" Well, yeah. Duh

Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (lwiT4)

402 Optimists ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (Ktb8D)

403 All the kids on our island hit the neighborhood in the center of the island.

The Haunted Trail is open this year. The guy who does it spends a month putting it together and only does it every other year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (PY9jH)

404 397 331 Peter King being a dick.

Peter King(R-NY) was born a dick.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (mcI77)


Terrorist sympathizer/apologist - the IRA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (mbhDw)

405 Tony Podesta sounds like the name of a character from one of the Godfather movies. Or maybe it was Goodfellas.

Tony "The Runt" Podesta

Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (O5Q3r)

406 Who dumps their kids with strangers?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (tbOMB)

Democrat voters.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (nUkMr)

407 "Who dumps their kids with strangers?"

Most everybody!

Posted by: Daycare 'R Dunces at October 31, 2017 07:44 PM (3myMJ)

408 FINALLY they're gone.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 07:44 PM (D2vc1)

409 Peter King(R-NY) was born a dick.





Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (mcI77)

Unclear-with or without?

Posted by: non-constituent at October 31, 2017 07:44 PM (zCyNd)

410 Wasn't Socks hit by a car? Or was that Buddy?
Posted by: Mike Weidner
----------

Buddy. And I think it was a bus. He knew too much.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 07:44 PM (nBBdT)

411 Funny you should say that. I told Rev about rickl
and how we have to pray for him. Then I said the blog was chomping at
the bit to help him with food etc. So he said "Like church ladies,
then?" Well, yeah. Duh


Posted by: grammie winger at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM (lwiT4)


I lead a team that does that for sick, injured, and grieving. Yet, I'm sitting here with a broken foot and nada. Whatever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 07:44 PM (PY9jH)

412 402 refers to 398.
Me no type fast.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (Ktb8D)

413 Total trick-or-treaters at WeaselHouse = 0.0

Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (Sfs6o)

414 399 385 Who's callin' me a 'pithy'?!
Posted by: mike tyson at October 31, 2017 07:40 PM (mJ8mX)

Nothing like a pithy puthy.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2017 07:43 PM



Back in a sec...gotta go take a pith...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (0tfLf)

415 Who dumps their kids with strangers?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:42 PM (tbOMB)

Dad is a coworker.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM and CenTexMoMee survivor at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (D2vc1)

416 James Clapper not sure what any of these means.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM (/HC6x)


It means he's an idiot and traitor

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (auHtY)

417 Jane. I'll help as well but I didn't see an answer.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (5LBWi)

418 "Who dumps their kids with strangers?"

Mostly parents.

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (14URa)

419 He came to the U.S. in 2010 from Uzbekistan.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (ul9CR)

Another of Obama's gifts to America.

Posted by: B61 at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (O848g)

420 >>Unclear-with or without?

He's a living penis. So yes, with.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (mcI77)

421 What is the GOPe going as for Halloween?



Nothing. Donald Trump took their masks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (tbOMB)

Thread Winner.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (yXU4O)


Seconded

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (auHtY)

422 >>All the kids on our island hit the neighborhood in the center of the island.

Same here. I haven't had a single Trick or Treater yet. Island kids know how to maximize the haul I guess.

Posted by: Preezy Billy Jeff at October 31, 2017 07:46 PM (/tuJf)

423 "What if some of us had to dress as our sock names? "

A vest with Outrage Outlet written on it and a "How Can I Help You" button?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Find Son of a Son, Son of a Son, Son of a Son of Sonobi at the Outrage Outlet! at October 31, 2017 07:46 PM (66/E/)

424 Jane. I'll help as well but I didn't see an answer.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2017 07:45 PM (5LBWi)


Yeah, waiting to see if we can get an address or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 07:46 PM (PY9jH)

425 'Who dumps their kids with strangers?'

My parents. It ruined me.

Posted by: Anotsi at October 31, 2017 07:47 PM (UdKB7)

426 "He came to the U.S. in 2010 from Uzbekistan."

But he was well vetted!

Posted by: Meremortal at October 31, 2017 07:47 PM (3myMJ)

427
342 But come Kill Whitey Weekend, I cant decide to
accessorize with the M1911 in a hip holster, or go with the Desert Eagle
in a shoulder harness.

Choices...choices...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:27 PM (0tfLf)
Under certain circumstances, it's impossible to over-accessorize. Go with both!
Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:31 PM (14URa)








Honestly, I'd skip the Deagle. I owned the smaller .357 version once and it's a totally impractical, enormous, loud, beastly basket of overkill.......

On second thought, there's always Maxim 37:

There is no overkill. There is only open fire and I need to reload.

Not to mention Maxim 34:

If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.

Or Maxim 44:

If it will blow a hole in the ground, it will double as an entrenching tool.

And lastly, Maxim 55:

It's only too many weapons if they're pointing in the wrong direction.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 31, 2017 07:47 PM (eXA4G)

428 Dang if for the last Eleventy years no one comes here to trick or treat, so I have to eat the candy again.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2017 07:48 PM (6Ll1u)

429 I've finished "freshening" the house for foreign guest arriving tomorrow night.

House guest. At the worse possible time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 07:48 PM (PY9jH)

430 416 James Clapper not sure what any of these means.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2017 06:33 PM



Interesting how he was opining before the perp was even read his rights. Clearly he was expecting the talking points to follow the usual story line.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 07:48 PM (0tfLf)

431 new thread...Halloween

Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 31, 2017 07:48 PM (N3JsI)

432 Doggeh smells the candy, is crying like a baby because it is being handed out, and she isn't getting any.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 07:48 PM (nBBdT)

433 On Halloween can a man dress as a woman and a woman dress as a man or would that be considered transphobic?

You aren't truly woke until you get past the gender binary. A person can dress as any of the 57 genders officially recognized on all the best campuses. You can even dress as a member of another species (including potted plants) if that's your thing.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2017 07:49 PM (3C9q2)

434 "421 What is the GOPe going as for Halloween?



Nothing. Donald Trump took their masks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 07:00 PM (tbOMB)

Thread Winner.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 07:02 PM (yXU4O)


Seconded
Posted by: TheQuietMan"

Thirded !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 31, 2017 07:49 PM (Ktb8D)

435 I'm not dressing up like some freak. Furgitit.

Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2017 07:49 PM (UdKB7)

436 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2017 07:49 PM (O5Q3r)

437 Casa del Fire has the lights out, the front door mat that says GO AWAY! in place, and the crime scene tape across the front door is affixed.
I do hope the little bastards beggars stay away tonight.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 07:50 PM (mcI77)

438 Posted by: Dancing Queen E. Lee at October 31, 2017 07:38 PM (+51lA)

Have to stomp their asses into a itty bitty mud puddle.

Even then we can't be sure.

*you know what goes here*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 07:50 PM (YOHxA)

439 He came to the U.S. in 2010 from Uzbekistan.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:19 PM (ul9CR)



On Fox News radio they said he was from Tampa. Just a regular American from Florida. No mention of him being from Goatfuckistan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 07:50 PM (auHtY)

440 Trick or Treat is about over here on the NE, time to break out the adult beverage. Didn't want to scare the kids that came to my door. No kids in Hillary or Trump costumes, kind of disappointing.

Posted by: Colin at October 31, 2017 07:51 PM (eXTEi)

441 437 Casa del Fire has the lights out, the front door mat that says GO AWAY! in place, and the crime scene tape across the front door is affixed.
I do hope the little bastards beggars stay away tonight.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 07:50 PM (mcI77)


Ooh, that's a nice touch.

Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2017 07:51 PM (sdi6R)

442 429
I've finished "freshening" the house for foreign guest arriving tomorrow night.

House guest. At the worse possible time.


Easy. Call the State Department and anonymously report the person as "Christian".

Entry to US denied-off the hook-and no badz on you!

Posted by: Milkos Molnar at October 31, 2017 07:52 PM (zCyNd)

443 >>>377 I'm Triggered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynO-bqU6tUk

"And there's no one there to save you from a joke that you don't like."

Posted by: m at October 31, 2017 07:52 PM (1Xpas)

444 Isn't it an old FBI tradition that Comey and Mueller do a Little Bo Peep costumed recitation on Halloween?

-
Comey, Mueller, and Lynch as the three blind mice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 07:52 PM (Nwg0u)

445
I'd go as a piston engine. Check out my adiabatic expansion, ladies!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2017 07:53 PM (pNxlR)

446 Yes, love the crime scene tape idea!

Posted by: Peaches at October 31, 2017 07:53 PM (14URa)

447 Peter King being a dick.

The old "99% of Muslims are peaceful" crap.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 31, 2017 07:29 PM (ul9CR)


========

1% of a billion is still a large number.

And as to the 99%, "peaceful" is ambiguous.

Does their political philosophy, which they believe in by virtue of being Muslim, prevent them from believing in our principles? And (as noted above) do they support those Muslims who are not peaceful?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 07:55 PM (/qEW2)

448 437
Casa del Fire has the lights out, the front door mat that says GO AWAY!
in place, and the crime scene tape across the front door is affixed.

I do hope the little bastards beggars stay away tonight.



Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 07:50 PM (mcI77)

Good move. After last year they probably know about the Claymores.

Posted by: Milkos Molnar at October 31, 2017 07:55 PM (zCyNd)

449 433
On Halloween can a man dress as a woman and a woman dress as a man or would that be considered transphobic?


Come up to the lab.

Posted by: Dr. Frank N. Furter at October 31, 2017 07:57 PM (zCyNd)

450 Peter King is always a dick. His personality is the only known 100% effective form of birth control.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 31, 2017 08:05 PM (H5knJ)

451 >>Wow,just saw the most unfortunately named player in MLB history,Rusty Kuntz.

Posted by: steevy

Yeah, how would you like to have your face in one?

Posted by: Huma at October 31, 2017 08:22 PM (2cuLk)

452 70 She has a Captain Kangaroo outfit...go with that Hills.

That's where I'd seen Hill's 'do before. And the wardrobe.

Posted by: Burger Chef at October 31, 2017 08:37 PM (RuIsu)

453 I had a choc lab that stood at the counter one time, eating a huge circle in the middle of a pan of brownies.


He barely even burped.

Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 08:47 PM (Enq6K)

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The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat