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For Megyn Kelly, The World Ends Not With a Bang But With a Cringe


You know, I put a Sally Quinn hex on ol' Megyn -- I crushed three acorns into a powder, set the dust on fire, and I chanted "I diminish thy ratings twenty seven hundred percent, three by three by three" -- and now, seriously, I'm ashamed of calling upon the Dark Spirits, and I fear what retribution will boomerang on to me.

I wish I'd paid attention in Sunday School enough to get the official church guidance on Calling on the Dark Powers. I know they said something about it, but I wasn't really paying attention. I'm not sure if they said never Summon the Dark Powers, or always Summon the Dark Powers.

Never open a door in your heart to Satan?

Or always open a door in your heart to Satan, because #Politeness?

I know it was one or the other. I do remember they were very specific about it, though I forget the specifics.

Anyway, Satan needs to stop hexing Megyn Kelly, because, seriously dude, enough. This is just sad now.

Posted by: Ace at 06:16 PM




Comments

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1 Heh.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:13 PM (14URa)

2 That's quite the maw.

Posted by: fly gal at October 19, 2017 06:14 PM (8TdcF)

3
Does she do the Katie Couric squat and then accidentally shart the floor?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (mbhDw)

4 what the heck was that?? if you are gonna groove, than shake your booty and go wild baby..don't be all half assed about it.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (a0IVu)

5 So her ratings have blood coming out of exactly where?

Posted by: Furious George at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (j+dfT)

6 Ace is a witch? This changes everything.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (UdKB7)

7
Her career path is in inverse ratio to that of Donald Trump.

Oops, that's math isn't it?

Seems like that has been happening to more than a few.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (EgwCt)

8 Like a full-bodied dry heave set to music

Posted by: George Costanza at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (ANIFC)

9 (checking the IP codes....)

anyway...

Or always open a door in your heart to Satan, because #Politeness?

++++++++

new church doctrine is that closed doors make baby jesus cry, and you don't want to give into fear, DO YOU?

so, satanism all around.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (RDd1I)

10 Wow. She's got a BIG ASS!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (O5Q3r)

11 What in the whatting what?

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (NWiLs)

12
Somewhere up in Heaven, Paddy Chayefsky can't believe how tame his predictions were in "Network."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (mbhDw)

13 Da fuk?

Posted by: Hitler at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (4e+hS)

14 which reminds me, in shows like supernatural, how come priests don't get no cosmic good guy power against demons and withces and shizz?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (RDd1I)

15 Everybody was white girl dancing.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (z/Ubi)

16 True story: When my husband asked our pastor what the Christian Reformed Church does when they need an exorcism, he shrugged and said, "We'd probably call the Catholics."

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (XKZwp)

17 6 Ace is a witch? This changes everything.
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (UdKB7)

More of a shaman. I don't think they call them "witches" on Endor.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (NWiLs)

18 6 Ace is a witch? This changes everything.
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (UdKB7)

Well, he does use Pixy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (mbhDw)

19 I think you only open a door in your heart to Satan if you heart is armed and half-assed good at hitting center mass, no hesitation. Me, I just yell "who is it" in a really nasty voice. Almost chased off the bottle water guy this morning. But, he was so relieved that he hung out and chatted for a bit. After putting that freakin' bottle up for me.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (14URa)

20 Never go full Elaine Benes.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (/tuJf)

21 Before even watching the video.....Look at her makeover. SHe's gone from the short hair and sleeveless cocktail dresses in striking colors (red, blcak, white) to longer hair, pale pink dowdy blouse (with long sleeves - who wears those on tv?) and light purple skirt.

Yikes.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (W+vEI)

22 Sweet Fancy Moses!!

Posted by: Kramer at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (AkTSb)

23 What in the hell was that?

Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (Sfs6o)

24
Hoda looks like someone just gave her a Liquid Plumr enema.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (mbhDw)

25 ahem * lara spencer * nuff said. oh yeah.

gimmee 5.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (AxFdW)

26
I think she's getting her groove on.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (EgwCt)

27 Anyone have a second verse?

Everybody was white girl dancing
Those chicks were....

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (z/Ubi)

28 I'd like to un-hit the tip jar.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (4e+hS)

29 10 Wow. She's got a BIG ASS!
Posted by: tu3031

++++++++

shorty looks short AF...which makes girls' asses look huge.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (RDd1I)

30 admission: i hate that cunt

Posted by: zucked at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (3Ymyu)

31 what the heck was that?? if you are gonna groove, than shake your booty and go wild baby..don't be all half assed about it.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (a0IVu)
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I doubt they can. I'll bet they're both encased in Full Metal Spanx.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (UoSKV)

32 How much do they have to pay the poor bastards to sit in the audience and act happy to be there?

Posted by: Furious George at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (j+dfT)

33 23
What in the hell was that?

Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (Sfs6o)
Her version of dancing in those shoes..she should have kicked them off and really gone wild.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (a0IVu)

34 17 6 Ace is a witch? This changes everything.
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (UdKB7)

More of a shaman. I don't think they call them "witches" on Endor.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (NWiLs)


"Put an "A" on the end of that word."

- - Agnes Moorehead

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (mbhDw)

35 As for the dark arts - don't. Some doors should just remain closed.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (ANIFC)

36
MeAgain must've been like "Emma" from the ONT the other night, and was trying to get the vibrator unstuck. From her butt.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (8O3HH)

37 There's something about that Hoda chick that makes me want to hit something. Maybe it's her face? Her smarmyness? Smugness? I don't know.

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (fjMEv)

38 Part of the plan. MY PLAN.

Posted by: Sally Quinn, hexidicine woman at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (QC/4S)

39 That was ridiculous. And all the clapping seals went along with it. SMH

Posted by: tbodie at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (qQcQl)

40 Or always open a door in your heart to Satan, because #Politeness?

We stopped opening the door for Elijah at our seder because Elijah Cummings might wander in. It's just not worth the risk.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (y87Qq)

41 Look at me! I'm so spontaneous!! It's one of my traits that my rapidly dwindling audience loves so much!!

Posted by: Megyn! at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (O5Q3r)

42 This was like an interpretive dance of this morning's art piece.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (Gmq4N)

43 Ace is not a witch; the proper term is warlock. Unless he's transitioning.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (LQLeS)

44 MeAgain "Bust a Move" Kelly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (Nwg0u)

45 Posing for Playboy in three to five years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (rjrh3)

46 Willowed:

"Come on without,
come on within,
You've not seen nothing like,
raving Sally Quinn... "

Everybody's talkin
'about how so and so croaked
Some said it was ju ju rites
Some, cancer from smoke
Washington is in despair
Every girl and boy
But when Quinn the Magico gets here she's gonna shout A-DOYYY!

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (yqvys)

47 32 How much do they have to pay the poor bastards to sit in the audience and act happy to be there?
Posted by: Furious George at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (j+dfT)


Would you be shocked if I told you people queue up in front of 30 Rock for hours in the early AM, in all weather, for free?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (mbhDw)

48 For Christ's sake, even I can dance better than that.

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (xPl2J)

49 So MeAgain's sidekick is an anthropomorphic trout?

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (NWiLs)

50 Doing porn would be a step up, dignity wise.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (jRA31)

51 There must be some way to reverse the spell. Then, lay off the witchcraft ace or I might have to comment elsewhere.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (UdKB7)

52
She must be fighting for the highly fought for Ellen Degenerate fans with the dancing. Hold onto your hats, this could be something.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (EgwCt)

53 Huh. That was ...

Posted by: FireHorse at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (zkGZ8)

54 If I play that clip I'm going to get stupider, aren't I? Doesn't seem prudent...

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (iFP6G)

55 15 Everybody was white girl dancing.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (z/Ubi)

++++

Sung to the tune of "Kung Fu Fighting"?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (FUu/Z)

56 Has Kelly learned NOTHING watching SEINFELD?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (vuY5x)

57 Gurl Powers activate!

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (fjMEv)

58 Oy.

Hoda gave her some of her and Kathie Lee's wine, right?
I think she may have even done the white man's overbite thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (W+vEI)

59 That video clip is grotesque. Woman is dying on the inside, but faking the enthusiasm all the way. It's too damn bad....
Meanwhile The Donald is still POTUS.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (W+kMI)

60 QVC by 2018.

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (6U3DW)

61 And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder: one of the four beasts
saying: "Come and see." And I saw. And behold, a white horse.

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (Kwhm/)

62 Shake Your Body Down to the Ground - One of those nice Jackson kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64HZ4KBy9UI

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (tRaq7)

63 again...female suffrage. mistake or curse?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (RDd1I)

64 40 . . . We stopped opening the door for Elijah at our seder because Elijah Cummings might wander in. It's just not worth the risk.
Posted by: hogmartin
____________

Thanks for the great laugh, and consider the line stolen.

Posted by: Furious George at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (j+dfT)

65 Doing porn would be a step up, dignity wise.
Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (jRA31)
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LOL!!!

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (UoSKV)

66 There's something about that Hoda chick that makes me want to hit something. Maybe it's her face? Her smarmyness? Smugness? I don't know.

-
Her stupid name.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (Nwg0u)

67 That, boys and girls, is what happens when you surrender your life to pumpkin spice.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (wo3jg)

68 21
Before even watching the video.....Look at her makeover. SHe's gone from
the short hair and sleeveless cocktail dresses in striking colors (red,
blcak, white) to longer hair, pale pink dowdy blouse (with long sleeves
- who wears those on tv?) and light purple skirt.

Yikes.


Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (W+vEI)


---

Her hair looks wispier, too. Like she's stressed or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (rjrh3)

69 Take up the White Man's Overbite

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (ANIFC)

70 Older woman in the audience, left hand side, looks disgusted and sad for Megyn... who is still rich, so heck, enjoy!

Posted by: Robert Jenks at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (VbLoi)

71 Kathie Lee is not there?

Posted by: Curmudgeon - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (ujg0T)

72 Holy shit, I just realized:

It is as bad as Hillary dancing and getting "real."

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 06:22 PM (jRA31)

73 Posing for Playboy in three to five years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (rjrh3)

Only if she's 'transitioning'.

Posted by: Playboy Anti-Prises at October 19, 2017 06:22 PM (EgwCt)

74 With careful planning and effort I will show the tv audience how spontaneous I can be.

Posted by: Megan Kelly Girl at October 19, 2017 06:22 PM (LQLeS)

75 It is as bad as Hillary dancing and getting "real."

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 06:22 PM (jRA31)
Hillary dancing?? eeekkk..when did this happen?

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

76 Now Ace, can you your Nyarlathotep-given occult powers to hex the Hildabeast and make her choke on all her lies?

Posted by: exdem13 at October 19, 2017 06:22 PM (W+kMI)

77 >>Doing porn would be a step up, dignity wise.

Even we've got standards.

Posted by: Brazzers casting at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (8O3HH)

78 This is even worse than Magic Johnson's show.

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (xPl2J)

79 Has anyone tweeted this to Trump?

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (ANIFC)

80 Hey, guys, let's humiliate her first. THEN fire her.

Posted by: NBC at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (iFP6G)

81 21 Before even watching the video.....Look at her makeover. SHe's gone from the short hair and sleeveless cocktail dresses in striking colors (red, blcak, white) to longer hair, pale pink dowdy blouse (with long sleeves - who wears those on tv?) and light purple skirt.

Yikes.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (W+vEI)

++++

Kind of like they do in S&M circles, NBC wants to show its dominance and ownership of Kelly.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (pvjTE)

82 You can take the girl out of Albany, but you can't take Albany out of the girl.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (wo3jg)

83 Both Sally Quinn and MeAgain Kelly are scheduled to polish my barbed knob.

Posted by: Satan! at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (EATOD)

84 OT PSA- There is an " Ette" that thinks way highly of you folks.

Remember when I said there would be BACON? Well I received the most glorious selection of bacon today to go with your hormone and filler free fatted calf burgers.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (qkgvP)

85 Narwhalhotep is going in my name at some point in the future.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (rjrh3)

86 50
Doing porn would be a step up, dignity wise.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (jRA31)
At least there would be a point to the sucking.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (14URa)

87 Hillster could make a lame attempt at the robot but she might tip over.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (UdKB7)

88 "Anyway, Satan needs to stop hexing Megyn Kelly, because, seriously dude, enough. This is just sad now."
- Ace

And there it is! That's the problem with y'all old school conservatives.

No follow through. You're content to simply get an enemy down but never have the stomach to finish them off. This is why the enemy is not only never reduced in numbers but actually allowed, and encouraged, to come back to the fight after mutating from the events into a nastier form and with new and numerous allies.

If the Good Lord didn't mean for us to finish off enemies once we had them down, then why did he allow us to invent shovels and the art of grave digging?

Posted by: Grimmy at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (Gsmsg)

89 Everybody was white girl dancin'
Those chicks were barely prancin'

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (yqvys)

90 55 15 Everybody was white girl dancing.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (z/Ubi)

++++

Sung to the tune of "Kung Fu Fighting"?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (FUu/Z)

Of course

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (z/Ubi)

91 this is the sort of low lying fruit I expext jimmy fallon to pick

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP code is "BoobS") at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (RDd1I)

92 Wasn't Hoda the name of that rock monster on the old Star Trek series?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (LQLeS)

93 There should have been a Couric cameo. That would have been the cherry on top of this.

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (fjMEv)

94 Damn...I can't seem to keep up with the Noods today....


Charles Payne just played a clip from Congresswoman Wilson about her remarks after Gen. Kelly's appearance:


"Let
me tell you something my mother told me when I was just a little
girl....A dog can bark at the moon all night long and it doesn't mean a
thing until the moon barks back."


Charles Payne: I have no idea what that means.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (Enq6K)

95 Her ass looked huge in that dress. Everybody is out to sabatoge her. I love it!

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (6U3DW)

96 Doing porn would be a step up, dignity wise.
Posted by: trev006 at October



Well if this is how she dances what would the sexing be like?




Guessing the main comment would be Ow! No! Ow! Ow! Stop!

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (vuY5x)

97 Lantern Jew vs Narwhalhotep II: The Wreckening.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (rjrh3)

98 If she had Howard Stern on to ask her if she does threesomes and anal sex it might boost the ratings for a week.

Posted by: mark1971 at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (xPl2J)

99 72 Holy shit, I just realized:

It is as bad as Hillary dancing and getting "real."
--------
It's not that bad; my eyes are not bleeding.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (W+kMI)

100 >>Remember when I said there would be BACON? Well I received the most glorious selection of bacon today to go with your hormone and filler free fatted calf burgers.

I bet a cookbook would come in handy with all that food.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (/tuJf)

101 Maybe they should change the title of the program to something like The Ahoy Iceberg Titanic Show.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (Nwg0u)

102 "Wasn't Hoda the name of that rock monster on the old Star Trek series?"

No that was the Whorta.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (UdKB7)

103 54 If I play that clip I'm going to get stupider, aren't I? Doesn't seem prudent...
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (iFP6G)

That was a wise choice.

I played it, and stopped just a few seconds in because I was so embarrassed for her.

Posted by: moki at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (V+V48)

104 Does my spastic moving make my ass look big?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (mcI77)

105 75

https://youtu.be/9oFhPWGmSC8

If I'm lying, I'm dying. I can't find the pure scorn on the Internet anymore, but I imagine the President has it as a ringtone video, to cheer him up when he's feeling blue.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (jRA31)

106 "Doing porn would be a step up, dignity wise.
Posted by: trev006 at October "
Butt stuff?

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (fjMEv)

107 Anyway, Satan needs to stop hexing Megyn Kelly, because, seriously dude, enough. This is just sad now.

There's still pr0n ...

She's getting mighty close.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (8gDQu)

108 >.It is as bad as Hillary dancing and getting "real."


Ugh, just thought of that one, too.
All those tubby, ugly Dem women dancing and clapping along while (IIRC) Lilly Ledbetter looks at the rest of them in disgust.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (W+vEI)

109 45 Posing for Playboy in three to five years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (rjrh3)

++++

Playboy has transitioned. They do trannies now.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (FUu/Z)

110 92 Wasn't Hoda the name of that rock monster on the old Star Trek series?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (LQLeS)


Horta. Hoda means "hoda da phone" in Italian.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (mbhDw)

111 Ellen D dances a lot and has good ratings. I'll try that.

Posted by: Meagain Kelly at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (dfVjB)

112 94, Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (Enq6K)

I wished I could have seen Charles's face as he read that ...and yeah, WTF does that even mean?

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (a0IVu)

113 HODA!

Posted by: HODA at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (/tuJf)

114 "I'm smart. Not like everybody says."---Megyn 'Fredo' Kelly

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 19, 2017 06:26 PM (FTlwv)

115 Butt stuff?

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (fjMEv)


---

I'd always figured, but seeing that dancing? Nope.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:26 PM (rjrh3)

116 50 Doing porn would be a step up, dignity wise.
Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (jRA31)


"No fucking way!"

- - the STD infected cock of Johnny Wadd

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:26 PM (mbhDw)

117 So MeAgain's sidekick is an anthropomorphic trout?

Betsy Bass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:26 PM (tRaq7)

118 people queue up in front of 30 Rock for hours in the early AM, in all weather, for free?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (mbhDw)

I used to work near Rockefeller Center, and it amazed me that these people would stand in the rain just to be seen in some stupid panning shot for a stupid morning talk show.

And they blocked the sidewalk sometimes, and that made me want to shove them into traffic....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 19, 2017 06:26 PM (wYseH)

119 80 Hey, guys, let's humiliate her first. THEN fire her.
=========
The down side of network TV in one line. I applaud you sir.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 19, 2017 06:26 PM (W+kMI)

120 Megyn means well.
She seems nice and normal.



Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 06:27 PM (m9X4Y)

121 I wished I could have seen Charles's face as he read that ...and yeah, WTF does that even mean?


Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (a0IVu)

It was a video clip of her. When they cut back to Charles he was like

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 06:27 PM (Enq6K)

122 Is having a glass table sort of sexist with the legs and skirts

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 06:27 PM (9TU00)

123 The case against the 19th Amendment presents Exhibit A.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2017 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

124 You can take the girl out of Albany, but you can't take Albany out of the girl.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
________

That's harsh.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 19, 2017 06:27 PM (zkGZ8)

125 I bet they talked about periods after that.

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:28 PM (fjMEv)

126
The neck wattle must be getting pretty extreme. MeAgain is wearing shirts up under her lips.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 06:28 PM (EgwCt)

127 JackStraw- Would you want to be Weasel meeting a large group of Morons/Ettes all asking about the cookbook. Not me man.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 06:28 PM (qkgvP)

128 125 I bet they talked about periods after that.
Posted by: Bosk

+++++++

and that bitch suzy from accounting.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP code is at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (RDd1I)

129 No that was the Whorta.

A silicone-based life form, IIRC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (tRaq7)

130 I bet a cookbook would come in handy with all that food.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (/tuJf)
-----------

When you order your copy, we're going to put it on the slow boat to China. And then have them send it from there.

Expect it sometime in 2019, if you're lucky.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (UoSKV)

131 125
I bet they talked about periods after that.

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:28 PM (fjMEv)
At their age? Probably more about menopause symptoms

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (a0IVu)

132 94 Damn...I can't seem to keep up with the Noods today....


Charles Payne just played a clip from Congresswoman Wilson about her remarks after Gen. Kelly's appearance:


"Let
me tell you something my mother told me when I was just a little
girl....A dog can bark at the moon all night long and it doesn't mean a
thing until the moon barks back."


Charles Payne: I have no idea what that means.
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 06:24 PM (Enq6K)

It means cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (ANIFC)

133 That's not an audience, it's a bone farm.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (mcI77)

134
87 Hillster could make a lame attempt at the robot but she might tip over.
Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (UdKB7)









The Windows 10 install on her powered exoskeleton didn't go as planned.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (eXA4G)

135 Like these first round football players, she will make more in this one year than any 3 morons, not named moo-moo, will make in a lifetime.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (60v4h)

136 Wow. She's got a BIG ASS!
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (O5Q3r)

I was dumbfounded.

Then she twitched oddly for about 30 seconds.

Was that the dancing?

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (3myMJ)

137 109 45 Posing for Playboy in three to five years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (rjrh3)

++++

Playboy has transitioned. They do trannies now.
======
I wish Hef had just closed down the rag with some dignity.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (W+kMI)

138 I'm working really hard at being spontaneous and playful.

Posted by: Megan Kelly the Shimmy and Shake Girl at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (LQLeS)

139

HANG IT UP
GIRLFRIEND

Posted by: The Horta at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (60v4h)

140 135
Like these first round football players, she will make more in this one
year than any 3 morons, not named moo-moo, will make in a lifetime.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 06:29 PM (60v4h)


---

I don't know what she makes, but I'd imagine just that one show was a year's wage for most of us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (rjrh3)

141 "Is having a glass table sort of sexist with the legs and skirts"

No get that damn thing out of the way so we can have an unobstructed view. Then they can call it "Megyn's View" .

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (UdKB7)

142 I would just like to bask in this moment .


Please use your Platinum Membership Comment Search Engine to locate the exact comments where I predicted this.


I called this the moment she left Fox.

Full Couric.

My psychic powers are starting to scare me.


Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (2wRtc)

143 >>When you order your copy, we're going to put it on the slow boat to China. And then have them send it from there.


I said a cookbook, not the cookbook. Why do you have to make everything about you?

Posted by: HODA at October 19, 2017 06:31 PM (/tuJf)

144 107 Anyway, Satan needs to stop hexing Megyn Kelly, because, seriously dude, enough. This is just sad now.

There's still pr0n ...

She's getting mighty close.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2017 06:25 PM (8gDQu)


Next stop: reverse mortgage commercials on late night TV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2017 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

145 I don't know which is funnier..her dancing or all your comments..

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:31 PM (a0IVu)

146 The 37 NBC staff women who make up the audience don't have any rhythm either.

Posted by: Lester at October 19, 2017 06:31 PM (LfJIn)

147 Anyway, Satan needs to stop hexing Megyn Kelly, because, seriously dude, enough. This is just sad now.

There's still pr0n ...

She's getting mighty close.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

90days before someone "hacks" some private pics meant for her hubbie

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 06:32 PM (9TU00)

148 I said a cookbook, not the cookbook. Why do you have to make everything about you?
Posted by: HODA at October 19, 2017 06:31 PM (/tuJf)
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Well, excuse me, HODA. I was talking to JackStraw, not you.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:32 PM (UoSKV)

149 Or "Megyn's Gyn View" or whatever. Twat shots always increase the ratings.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:32 PM (UdKB7)

150 Joan Lunden watch out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 06:32 PM (vuY5x)

151 >>Ellen D dances a lot and has good ratings. I'll try that.

Posted by: Meagain Kelly

She eats pussy too.
Just sayin...

Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2017 06:32 PM (2cuLk)

152 Well, she probably has a smaller audience than lots of porn girls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 06:32 PM (vuY5x)

153 >>Well, excuse me, HODA. I was talking to JackStraw, not you

HODA!

Posted by: HODA at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (/tuJf)

154 The young man at 0:13 for the sweet release from the mortal coil.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (rnAwa)

155
Re the Playboy tranny thing. This is the first *centerfold*, I see. There was a tranny who posed way back in 1981, unbeknownst -- xhe had had the dick rearranging surgery.

Xhe was outed by a tabloid soon after, and posed again, knowingly, in 1991. 26 years ago.

But this one is the first centerfold. This is just a publicity stunt, trying to make a buzz to save their dying empire.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (8O3HH)

156 I can say is this made all the difference in the world. She's much more relatable now.

Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (Sfs6o)

157 146 The 37 NBC staff women who make up the audience don't have any rhythm either.
Posted by: Lester at October 19, 2017 06:31 PM (LfJIn)


Finally, a substantive argument for diversity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

158
I was dumbfounded.



Then she twitched oddly for about 30 seconds.



Was that the dancing?
=====


That was Twerking, my friend.

"It is better to be thought a bad Twerker, than to bounce your behind and remove all doubt"

- Thomas Jefferson

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (2wRtc)

159 I don't know which is funnier..her dancing or all your comments..

That's not dancing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (tRaq7)

160 Let me tell you something my mother told me when I was just a little girl....A dog can bark at the moon all night long and it doesn't mean a thing until the moon barks back."

-
That was right before judge ordered mama into the home.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (Nwg0u)

161 Her face looks like it's been ironed.
Like painted features on a 2D surface.
Honestly, I understand the showbiz need to keep a youthful appearance but c'mon.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (0jtPF)

162 Ellen at least does some good things on her show - I actually know a mom whose infant daughter died from a rare cancer and Ellen paid all their medical bills.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (a0IVu)

163

The only show she would survive on is one where there are only male guests or a sidekick who always falls over himself and throws love darts at her.

Some people just cannot relate to others, let alone make money out of it. Hard hitting news would have been okay for her if she hadn't pummeled her audience, or looked like a soccer ball.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (fceHP)

164 That was Twerking, my friend.

"It is better to be thought a bad Twerker, than to bounce your behind and remove all doubt"

- Thomas Jefferson


Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (2wRtc)
I am dying laughing . . .

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (14URa)

165 >>When you order your copy, we're going to put it on the slow boat to China. And then have them send it from there.



Expect it sometime in 2019, if you're lucky.



Posted by: bluebell

Why is he getting an advance copy?

Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (2cuLk)

166 She's mine! All mine!

Posted by: Satan at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (LQLeS)

167 She eats pussy too.
Just sayin...
Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2017 06:32 PM (2cuLk)

Is that harder than sucking dick?

Posted by: Meagain Kelly at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (dfVjB)

168 I HATE what she has done to herself. She was bright, beautiful, talented, and extremely successful, but she started believing her own PR and desired, even more than Jake Tapper, to be a Celebrity Journalist.

What a waste.

The only hope for a turnaround is to go away for a while, disappear completely, return humbled and self-aware, and willing to work her ass of to regain her credibility.

I would, for instance, still kill to see her interview OJ.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (nAp1e)

169 I'd rather watch Bill OReally have phone sex and then beat his wife.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (nUkMr)

170 "sidekick who always falls over himself and throws love darts at her."

I'm available.

Posted by: Harvey! at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (UdKB7)

171 I'm reminded of the scene from 'Radioland Murders' when the actors are trying to ad lib their lines and the broadcast engineer says, "This is so sad."

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (Gmq4N)

172

Ps, don't let Satan in. Then you'd have to join the Democrat Party. Or, become a Bernie bot.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (fceHP)

173 When you close a door on Satan, he just crawls in through a bedroom window.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (qJtVm)

174 >>>>Ellen D dances a lot and has good ratings. I'll try that.


Thought the Ellen dancing thing started because someone had told her she couldn't dance, so she danced as a joke (look how bad I am!), and it became about guests and audience members teaching her how to dance.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (W+vEI)

175 I can believe for a second that MeAgain never learned to dance like a stripper.

For fuck sake, if you're going to dress like a school marm, take off the fake glasses, undo the bun and whip your hair extensions and shake your ass like it's librarian appreciation day. Otherwise put on skin tight black leather, red lipstick, stilettos, and grab at your crotch like it's on fucking fire, baby! Yeah Megyn!

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (Kwhm/)

176 125
I bet they talked about periods after that.

Posted by: Bosk
===

HOLY GOD NO, YOU'LL GET JEN STARTED

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (2wRtc)

177 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (nAp1e)

OMG! Haven't seen you in ages, NDH!! How've you been? {{{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (14URa)

178 >> Is that harder than sucking dick?
Posted by: Meagain Kelly

Nothing you do makes me hard, anymore.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (8O3HH)

179 I think this woman had retired. Maybe MeAgain could replace her.


http://tinyurl.com/hdh3jpp

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 06:36 PM (Enq6K)

180 >>Why is he getting an advance copy?

zing!

You don't know voodoo, do you bluebell?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 06:36 PM (/tuJf)

181 Then she twitched oddly for about 30 seconds.

-
They should have called that big black nurse or whatever the hell he was that Hillz always had within arm's reach.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:36 PM (Nwg0u)

182 But this one is the first centerfold. This is just a publicity stunt, trying to make a buzz to save their dying empire.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (8O3HH)

++++

Complete incompetence. Chicks with dicks is not going to bring back those who left. And, is very unlikely to get many in the way of new customers.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 06:36 PM (pvjTE)

183 You guys are cracking me up. I'm laughing like a lunatic over here.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:37 PM (UoSKV)

184 Reminds me of the St. Vitus Dance.

Posted by: Simkin, your friendly 14th Century peasant at October 19, 2017 06:37 PM (LQLeS)

185 True Hollywood Story by 2019.

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 06:37 PM (6U3DW)

186 If nobody has mentioned it yet GWB can EABOD.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (UdKB7)

187 We stopped opening the door for Elijah at our seder because Elijah Cummings might wander in. It's just not worth the risk.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 06:19 PM (y87Qq)
---
Have I mentioned lately that this bloated tick is my representative?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (qJtVm)

188 >>Is that harder than sucking dick?

Posted by: Meagain Kelly

Well, it will muffle your annoying voice more.

Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (2cuLk)

189 All right, which of you took her grove thing?

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (6n332)

190 She makes Elaine Benis look like....some famous ballerina chick!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (O5Q3r)

191 Hey Megyn! The twerk store called, they're running out of you!

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (ANIFC)

192 Over 100, so I'd like to post a tribute to our landlord.

We moved here in Aug of '14, a hurricane-reinforced double-wide "mobile" home in the Pineywoods of ETex. Decent place, fully furnished, very reasonable rent (probably bec'ause it's 12 miles from the outskirts of the nearest town. OK, back in August, we added half the (huge) garage to what we were renting, to have an indoor place for the mower, trailer, and car. Added about $150 to the rent, but worth it for storm protection for the car, if nothing else.

Note that we mow 7 acres of lawn, and always pay the rent early, so that may have something to do with it.

Anyway, about a week ago I asked if he'd adjust the garage door so I could get it open -- Mr. Empire can manage it, with difficulty; I couldn't open it at all.

So about an hour ago, Greg called, and said he's having the garage guy come out =and put in an electric door=! Not just having the spring adjusted so 74-yo me can wrangle it open, but AN AUTOMATIC DOOR!

Now that is one SUPER landlord!

Posted by: empire1 at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (sfkf6)

193 That was embarrassing. So sad.

Hope she banked the signing bonus. Don't want the kids to ending up having to make sad faces while mom holds a sign on the corner.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (e1mEI)

194 I do love karma

Posted by: dagny at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (wqVha)

195 155
Re the Playboy tranny thing. This is the first *centerfold*, I see. There was a tranny who posed way back in 1981, unbeknownst -- xhe had had the dick rearranging surgery.

Xhe was outed by a tabloid soon after, and posed again, knowingly, in 1991. 26 years ago.

But this one is the first centerfold. This is just a publicity stunt, trying to make a buzz to save their dying empire.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (8O3HH)

You know it takes MONTHS to do a centerfold... and when they brought this up to me three months ago I said "over my dead body"....

Shit...

Posted by: Hugh Hefner at October 19, 2017 06:39 PM (NgKpN)

196 That is the most awesome depictions of a person jettisoning all dignity.

How scrumulescent.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (Wtll+)

197

Sad!

Posted by: First Twitter Account of the United State at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (2wRtc)

198 OMG! Haven't seen you in ages, NDH!! How've you been? {{{{{}}}}}


***

Hi Peaches!

I changed careers a few months ago and I'm working seven days a week. I love it, but it means my social media is usually limited to 140 character soundbites.

How's it going?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (nAp1e)

199 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (nAp1e)

Hey, good to "see" you, Neid.

Yes, it's weird how she deteriorated... wait...

....Sally Quinn?

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (3myMJ)

200 Wait, that was twerking? I always thought twerking was something closer to semi-bellydancing.

For reference (and eye bleach) I give you the Talking Heads' bassist unintentionally being sexy as hell on a live tour in the early '80s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51IZG6Ryeist=0m11s

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (rjrh3)

201 Aviator is scalpel sharp this evening.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (qkgvP)

202 How am I supposed to beat off to that? No offense, ficus, it's not you...

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (iFP6G)

203 the vid won't load for me and I'm missing all the fun. It can't be as bad as Squatty Potty Couric.

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (AAbgH)

204 >> Chicks with dicks is not going to bring back those
>> who left.

The article I read didn't say if xhe was still in the shemale stage or had the surgery to make the Franken-vulva. So who knows.

And as wise man once observed, there are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (8O3HH)

205 186
If nobody has mentioned it yet GWB can EABOD.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (UdKB7)
I just saw the clip on the ABC Nightly Gnus. Is it churlish of me to wish bleeding hemorrhoids on him?

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (14URa)

206 NDH!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (tRaq7)

207 *YAY!*, N.D.H.!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (Ckg4U)

208 Even I don't suck ass that bad.

Posted by: Unemployed Kaepernick at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (SkuXa)

209 Have I mentioned lately that this bloated tick is my representative?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (qJtVm)
---------

Isn't his wife running for something? Or am I getting mixed up (highly likely)?

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (UoSKV)

210 I would, for instance, still kill to see her interview OJ.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (nAp1e)


---

I'm very pro-porn in this regard.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (rjrh3)

211 What a waste.

The only hope for a turnaround is to go away for a while, disappear completely, return humbled and self-aware, and willing to work her ass of to regain her credibility.


or Scientology.

Posted by: The Horta at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (60v4h)

212 Hey, good to "see" you, Neid.

Yes, it's weird how she deteriorated... wait...

....Sally Quinn?

**

Hi! and heh.

It will take a witch's spell to revive her career.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (nAp1e)

213 Maybe we can embarrass her into quitting?

Posted by: The Suits at NBC at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (O5Q3r)

214 C'mon guys. You know she dances like that to increase public awareness of Parkinson's Disease.

Totes on purpose.

Totes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (wo3jg)

215 Don't open a door to Satan, Ace, and obviously you aren't hexing Meghan. You don't have to. She seems to be headed for bad fortune anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (iVOAv)

216 "Sad" would be the high-water mark. This does not reach sad. At all. Meegan is meat. Feast upon her flesh. Show no mercy!

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (EaQ6/)

217 203 Can I post here?
Posted by: Jack at October 19, 2017 06:41 PM (YX9fV)

_______________________________

No, go over there.

Posted by: Coulda Woulda Hoda at October 19, 2017 06:43 PM (LQLeS)

218 162 Ellen at least does some good things on her show - I actually know a mom whose infant daughter died from a rare cancer and Ellen paid all their medical bills.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 06:33 PM (a0IVu)
----------------------------
And she has an affable personality.
Not when she gets political, to be sure, but otherwise.

She was a pretty good stand-up comic back in the day, self-deprecating and kind of lovable. I remember her sitcom when it was first on and it was charming.

Of course, that was before she decided to become a professional lesbian.
Eh.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2017 06:43 PM (0jtPF)

219 >>Even I don't suck ass that bad.
Posted by: Unemployed Kaepernick

Call me.

Posted by: Allison Williams' Boyfriend at October 19, 2017 06:43 PM (8O3HH)

220 89 Everybody was white girl dancin'
Those chicks were barely prancin'
Posted by: goodluckduck at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (yqvys)

too bad there's no nearby lightenin'
that shits just a little too frightenin'

Posted by: the Butcher at October 19, 2017 06:43 PM (DIosY)

221 How's it going?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (nAp1e)
I busted a move out of LA to Indiana, been a happy Hoosier for 11 days now. And, girl, you cannot work 7 days a week. Even the Lord rested. Now I'm worried about you.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:44 PM (14URa)

222 MeGYN Kelly isn't stupid. She's just Makin' Dat Kaysh.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 06:44 PM (Ckg4U)

223 I crushed three peppercorns into a powder, then accidentally snorted it and dow by dose if bleeding frum sneeexing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:45 PM (tRaq7)

224
Isn't his wife running for something? Or am I getting mixed up (highly likely)?
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:42 PM (UoSKV)
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Firstly, I didn't know he had taken a hostage. Maya Rockeymoore (!) is actually very attractive, and can apparently stifle her gag reflex.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:45 PM (qJtVm)

225 Don't open the door to Stan!

Posted by: Oliver Hardy at October 19, 2017 06:45 PM (IqV8l)

226 That is the most awesome depictions of a person jettisoning all dignity.

---
that is what some movie directors tell aspiring young actresses just before a required nude scene. If you want to be a star, you have to let it all go, give up self without shame and BE the character. It will make you a better actor, they say.

That's the theory. It seems to work.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 06:45 PM (m9X4Y)

227 *knock knock knock*

Candygram.

Posted by: Satan at October 19, 2017 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

228 reading the comments, looks like she was twerking...*facepalm*

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 06:46 PM (AAbgH)

229 If she'd just not tried to do such an obvious gotcha.

She could've floated a couple softballs out there and then waited for him to step on his dick but she had to force it so everyone would know she did it. But it back fired big time and now she is poison.

Sad. Poison from her whatever.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 06:46 PM (12xou)

230 I busted a move out of LA to Indiana, been a happy Hoosier for 11 days now. And, girl, you cannot work 7 days a week. Even the Lord rested. Now I'm worried about you.

***

OMG! Congrats on making your escape! Do you know folks in Indiana or did you throw a dart at a map?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:46 PM (nAp1e)

231 Epilepsy is no laughing matter.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 06:47 PM (2wRtc)

232 "*knock knock knock*
Candygram."
-Posted by: Satan at October 19, 2017 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

You can't fool me, Land Shark.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 06:47 PM (Ckg4U)

233 Lucky for you NBC, my schedule seems to have suddenly opened up. Call me!

Posted by: Chelsea Handler at October 19, 2017 06:47 PM (O5Q3r)

234 Watch me shower or all you get is a talk sow with bad writers. Your choice, toots...

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (iFP6G)

235 C'mon guys. You know she dances like that to increase public awareness of Parkinson's Disease.

-
Mrs. Wrecks is a hypochondriac by proxy. She is always diagnosing me and the dogs with some physical or mental illness, most recently, she diagnosed me with Parkinson's.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (Nwg0u)

236 Ace the soul sucking necromancer with his flying four horned Ewok familiar.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (O9JR8)

237 *knock knock knock*

Pizza?

*Opens Door*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (Ckg4U)

238 For fuck sake, if you're going to dress like a school marm, take off the fake glasses, undo the bun and whip your hair extensions and shake your ass like it's librarian appreciation day. Otherwise put on skin tight black leather, red lipstick, stilettos, and grab at your crotch like it's on fucking fire, baby! Yeah Megyn!


Don't stop now..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (60v4h)

239 "Firstly, I didn't know he had taken a hostage. Maya Rockeymoore (!) is actually very attractive, and can apparently stifle her gag reflex."

Holy Jesus talk about the odd couple. I'm guessing she married for money, power and nothing else.

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (fjMEv)

240 207; SLAP!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (KP5rU)

241 For reference (and eye bleach) I give you the Talking Heads' bassist unintentionally being sexy as hell on a live tour in the early '80s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51IZG6Ryeist=0m11s
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:40 PM (rjrh3)
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Great clip. OMG they're all so young!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (qJtVm)

242 Firstly, I didn't know he had taken a hostage. Maya Rockeymoore (!) is actually very attractive, and can apparently stifle her gag reflex.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October




She is also willing to enthusiastically perform every depraved disgusting sex request conceivable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (vuY5x)

243 Meh. Lurch is better...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jnymeJof4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (tRaq7)

244 *knock knock knock*

Uh...meter man.

Posted by: Satan at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (NWiLs)

245 I busted a move out of LA to Indiana, been a happy Hoosier for 11 days now. And, girl, you cannot work 7 days a week. Even the Lord rested. Now I'm worried about you.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:44 PM (14URa)

++++

I used to work with a guy from Indiana. Always referred to him as The Hoser. It annoyed him.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (pvjTE)

246 Hoda hell was dat ?

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (M+Lyo)

247 Tom Cruise dancing at the end of Tropic Thunder was funny.

This was not funny.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (/qEW2)

248 'I just saw the clip on the ABC Nightly Gnus. Is it churlish of me to wish bleeding hemorrhoids on him? '

He kept his mouth shut for the whole term of King Putz and now he starts talking trash? Churl away baby.

Posted by: freaked at October 19, 2017 06:50 PM (UdKB7)

249 Mrs. Wrecks is a hypochondriac by proxy. She is always diagnosing me and the dogs with some physical or mental illness, most recently, she diagnosed me with Parkinson's.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (Nwg0u)

My wife does that to me too. I hate WebMD et. al.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 19, 2017 06:50 PM (T71PA)

250 She should be able to get a gig in Tijuana pretty soon. If she loses some of that ass. Looking back on it, I never once saw her stand up on Fox. That ass would have blocked the camera.

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 06:50 PM (EaQ6/)

251 Sights that cannot be unseen!

Posted by: John at October 19, 2017 06:50 PM (BpIJs)

252 Every time I refresh and see Hoda's gaping maw I am reminded of Vaal devouring the virgin cabana boys of Gamma Trianguli VI.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:50 PM (qJtVm)

253 >>C'mon guys. You know she dances like that to increase public awareness of Parkinson's Disease.

More like St Vitus Dance.

Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2017 06:50 PM (2cuLk)

254 Firstly, I didn't know he had taken a hostage. Maya Rockeymoore (!) is actually very attractive, and can apparently stifle her gag reflex.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:45 PM (qJtVm)
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Okay, don't mind me, I must have misremembered. I thought I heard something about it on the radio. I'll have to check.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:51 PM (UoSKV)

255 while it is silly at least she stopped herself at that weird duck face thing.

Posted by: willow-ing.. at October 19, 2017 06:51 PM (FKrah)

256 There really needs to be a charitable Foundation for the Prevention of ... Whatever That Was.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 06:51 PM (2wRtc)

257
There were some really funny Uncle Harvey cartoons.

Ramirez did one of the Dem donkey and Uncle Harvey together. Harvey had his had on the donkey's ass, and the donkey was pulling Harvey's wallet out.

Another one had Hillary, Barky, and several others all in bed with Harvey.

And another one had the donkey in bed with Uncle Harvey, depicted as this repulsive hairy troll, wearing boxers with the little hearts, and pawing all over the donkey. The donkey said, "I'm shocked, shocked, to learn about Harvey Weinstein's behavior!"

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:51 PM (8O3HH)

258
The only hope for a turnaround is to go away for a while, disappear completely, return humbled and self-aware, and willing to work her ass of to regain her credibility.



Nah. She has to "transition." Announcing her lesbianism won't even do it

Posted by: dagny at October 19, 2017 06:51 PM (wqVha)

259 Diagnosing someone with Parkinsons is funnier than Seth Meyers.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 06:52 PM (rnAwa)

260 It was a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple Ewok eater!

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 06:52 PM (EaQ6/)

261 252 Every time I refresh and see Hoda's gaping maw I am reminded of Vaal devouring the virgin cabana boys of Gamma Trianguli VI.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:50 PM (qJtVm)

I saw the Gaping Maw of Hoda open for the Barbed Cock of Satan at the Rainbow Room in '88. Lorna Luft was the opening act, IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:52 PM (mbhDw)

262 CHAVEZ!

*High-Five*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 06:52 PM (Ckg4U)

263 181- "hey y'all prepare yourself for Diazepam...MAN"

Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2017 06:52 PM (AAbgH)

264 Ah put a thpell on you!

Posted by: Sally Quimm at October 19, 2017 06:52 PM (Tyii7)

265 It occurs to me that Hoda is either an evil genius or the best, most eager, team player ever.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 06:53 PM (nAp1e)

266 Mrs. Wrecks is a hypochondriac by proxy. She is always diagnosing me and the dogs with some physical or mental illness, most recently, she diagnosed me with Parkinson's.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (Nwg0u)

My wife does that to me too. I hate WebMD et. al.

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30 years ago, before J knew better, she had me convinced I had heart disease and was going to die any minute. Scared the hell out of me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:53 PM (Nwg0u)

267 She is also willing to enthusiastically perform every depraved disgusting sex request conceivable.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2017 06:49 PM (vuY5x)
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We were wondering where you disappeared to after the Ice Bar.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:53 PM (qJtVm)

268 238 For fuck sake, if you're going to dress like a school marm, take off the fake glasses, undo the bun and whip your hair extensions and shake your ass like it's librarian appreciation day. Otherwise put on skin tight black leather, red lipstick, stilettos, and grab at your crotch like it's on fucking fire, baby! Yeah Megyn!


Don't stop now..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 06:48 PM (60v4h)

Shirt skirt... and a lonngggg jacket...

(and an ode to Ema Peel)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idtYckLIZnI

Posted by: Hugh Hefner at October 19, 2017 06:54 PM (NgKpN)

269 Early detection is important.

Posted by: Michael J. Fox at October 19, 2017 06:54 PM (bc2Lc)

270 Curse of the Never Trumpers.

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 06:54 PM (q177U)

271 Atomic war? Who cares!! We've got people to ridicule and places to be!

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 06:54 PM (EaQ6/)

272 Does she float?

She's a witch.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2017 06:55 PM (vcOmj)

273 She needs to hook up with the Nancy Pelotski dance troupe.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybmzepd8

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 06:55 PM (mcI77)

274 I'm sure there are one or two 'rons who would be happy to end her world with a bang. There might even be room for a whimper or two.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 19, 2017 06:55 PM (nBr1j)

275 I wish Hef had just closed down the rag with some dignity.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 19, 2017 06:30 PM (W+kMI)

That ship sailed a long time ago. There was a dessicated mummy in a stupid little wannabe captain's hat and a silk bathrobe at the helm gumming a briar pipe.

Have I mentioned lately that this bloated tick is my representative?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:38 PM (qJtVm)

Oh. Oh, ew. Sorry

Mine's Mike Bishop fwiw. Eh. Could do worse.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 06:56 PM (y87Qq)

276 Okay, don't mind me, I must have misremembered. I thought I heard something about it on the radio. I'll have to check.
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:51 PM (UoSKV)
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No, you were right (of course!), she will be running as a candidate for MD governor.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:56 PM (qJtVm)

277 At least she didn't try the Hillary face-plant step!

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 06:56 PM (EaQ6/)

278 Now that she's broken and shame filled, I'm finally finding her attractive.

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (q177U)

279 Holy cringeworthy batman. I'm embarrassed for her. (but I'd gladly take the 23 mill to look like a complete fool.)

Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (NTM5E)

280 There really needs to be a charitable Foundation for the Prevention of ... Whatever That Was.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed


It was part of The Human Fund.

Check it out.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (vcOmj)

281 4
what the heck was that??

That was the threadwinner, right there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, skeerd big time now of the Dodgers at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (8iiMU)

282 You cut out the part where she got hit in the face with a football

Posted by: Doug Simpson at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (oiItG)

283 http://tinyurl.com/y8thnbym

Couric-esque.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (2wRtc)

284 Now that she's broken and shame filled, I'm finally finding her attractive.

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (q177U)

Next step is late night Skinemax movies.

Posted by: Timon at October 19, 2017 06:57 PM (NTM5E)

285 No, you were right (of course!), she will be running as a candidate for MD governor.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:56 PM (qJtVm)
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Yep, just found the link to the WaPo article and was going to send it to you.

That's just what your state needs. Mr. and Mrs. Cummings in office.

You're welcome to come across the river.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:58 PM (UoSKV)

286 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:53 PM (Nwg0u)

Does she diagnose herself too, or just you and the dogs?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:58 PM (iVOAv)

287 That was an absolutely gorgeous blouse she had on though.

Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2017 06:58 PM (jm1YL)

288 Al Roker summoned the dark powers once. Once.

Posted by: Al Roker at October 19, 2017 06:58 PM (tbOMB)

289 At this rate, she'll be doing pron for ratings soon.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 19, 2017 06:59 PM (xInes)

290 I grew up watching 20/20 after the TGIF comedy block on ABC (yes I'll get off your lawn in a sec), and I loved Barbara Walters and Hugh Downs giving me the news. As a kid I thought they were serious journalists.

Then Barbara Walters moved to the View and I had a sad. I tuned in to see what kind of news stories she was up to now.

They were marrying dogs on air.

MARRYING DOGS.

Yeah, my taking Baba Wawa seriously after that crashed and burned. The above video is Megyns "marrying dogs" moment, bless her heart.

(But on the plus side, John Stossel was also on that early era of 20/20 and he's stayed as fabulous and libertarian and hard hitting as ever!)

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 06:59 PM (hvf9s)

291 Could the big contract 63m be her payoff agreed to
prior to her attacking President Trump at the debate? makes sense no?

Posted by: vizzy at October 19, 2017 06:59 PM (s5Khz)

292 That's just what your state needs. Mr. and Mrs. Cummings in office.

You're welcome to come across the river.
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:58 PM (UoSKV)
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They just keep Cumming at us, Sarge!

*tosses grenade*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 06:59 PM (qJtVm)

293 *facepalm*

That is so embarrassing.

Obviously Hoda has been tasked with humanizing Megan.
Or something.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 06:59 PM (SNwMD)

294 I know thats why I went to law school. To dance poorly with an uncomfortable audience in the 10 drunk mom hour.

Posted by: California Red at October 19, 2017 06:59 PM (AzsM3)

295 Wow. Never go full Kelly Ripa, or something.

Posted by: Very Undude at October 19, 2017 07:00 PM (2X7pN)

296 Does she diagnose herself too, or just you and the dogs?

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Just the dogs and me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 07:01 PM (Nwg0u)

297 >>>Everybody was white girl dancing.

Yeah. They are essentially too civilized to pull it off convincingly. Stick to ballet, or ballroom dancing, something more refined.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:01 PM (/qEW2)

298 Now that she's debased herself to this point, it's time for her to run for an elected office.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 07:01 PM (mcI77)

299 Are those the same moves that she used, off camera, when the bodies came home from Benghazi?

She might be fun to slow-dance with though. Roll with it baby, comes to mind, Mr. Winwood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWptXUblA4E

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 07:01 PM (EaQ6/)

300 GEN Kelly should lecture the press about her

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2017 07:01 PM (jHrzU)

301 This sort of thing actually fills me with hope for the future.

The Media is actually that stupid to allow this to go on. And on.
It's a sunk cost, they've already written this stupid big contract to pay her. No one is going to pull the plug on this yet. It may yet find an audience. GUFFAW!

In Japan, someone at the TV network would commit seppaku rather than let this go on. But then again, there is a lot of really weird and bizarre stuff on Japanese TV, so what do I know?

And it's not the movie Network, no one is Mad as Hell.

It's just abysmally stupid. Did Roger Goodell advise them on this? Smells like him.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2017 07:02 PM (vcOmj)

302
"Does you mind if we dance wiff yo anchor-hoochies?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:02 PM (mbhDw)

303 Not only is this tire fire going to implode, she's not going to be able to go back to Grrlll, Journalist Queen either.

I imagine the contract signing went like this:

NBC: $29 million a year and your own shows.

MeAgain: Nice!

NBC: We just need two things...your signature and your dignity.

MeAgain: Wait, that doesn't sound right...

NBC: Shut up and sign the fuckin' form.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2017 07:02 PM (4ErVI)

304
Mine's Mike Bishop fwiw. Eh. Could do worse.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 06:56 PM (y87Qq)
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My mom lives in Oakland County!

Also, there's a place called Unadilla?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:02 PM (qJtVm)

305 It was part of The Human Fund.



Check it out.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America
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Money For People

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:03 PM (2wRtc)

306 304 Also, there's a place called Unadilla?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:02 PM (qJtVm)

Upstate New York.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:04 PM (mbhDw)

307 You're welcome to come across the river.

On it

Posted by: uncle Harvey at October 19, 2017 07:04 PM (6FqZa)

308 Ultimately, she's just crying all the way to the bank.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 19, 2017 07:05 PM (rznWS)

309 Also, there's a place called Unadilla?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris
===

South of Atlanta on I-75 South.

It's pronounced " You - nah - diller" .


Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:05 PM (2wRtc)

310 298 Now that she's debased herself to this point, it's time for her to run for an elected office.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 07:01 PM (mcI77)


If she announces she was abducted by extraterrestrials, she'll win it going away... if there's a (D) after her name.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:05 PM (mbhDw)

311 Megyn Kelly's No-Soul Train

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2017 07:05 PM (oVJmc)

312 >>>Wasn't Hoda the name of that rock monster on the old Star Trek series?


I think it was what John Belushi started shouting in Animal House.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 07:05 PM (/qEW2)

313 "Wow. Never go full Kelly Ripa, or something."

I was thinking the same thing except Kelly doesn't pass herself off as anything other than an entertainer. Poor Megyn.

Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2017 07:06 PM (jm1YL)

314 I ain't no ways 'tarded!

Posted by: Hillary at October 19, 2017 07:06 PM (HE+s9)

315 Nice moves, Megyn!

Posted by: Kurt Buchenwald at October 19, 2017 07:06 PM (tbOMB)

316 Ellen seems like good people. I think she got the shit end of the cuke with Portia de Rossi

Posted by: Doug Simpson at October 19, 2017 07:06 PM (oiItG)

317
So, okay. What's worse: Merkin Kelly making an abject fool on TV for $29 million a year or Roger Goodell destroying an American institution for $212 million a year?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:06 PM (mbhDw)

318 Would have been a better ending with a crash zoom in to her face as she screams:

"Avenge Me!!!!!!!"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 19, 2017 07:07 PM (JyFLk)

319 I heard someone say Megyn Kelly should become a White House correspondent, just to stick it to Trump? Wow, that would be a stupid moment in a year of stupid moments.

For the first five questions, Sarah would reply, "First let me- do a little dance!" Every question afterward, she would replay Megyn's Greatest Faceplants, like Jane Fonda looking down on her (!!!), etc.

Kelly would ragequit inside a week.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 07:07 PM (jRA31)

320 Hoda!

*Hodor's sister*

Posted by: Hoda! at October 19, 2017 07:07 PM (sGSvK)

321 It's more or less customary for me to cheat mortals in this way. By observing only the letter of the agreement.

Posted by: Mephistopheles at October 19, 2017 07:08 PM (60v4h)

322 Next on Megyn Kelly Today, we'll dance and share hotpockets with the audience and discuss back-to-school fashions. Yay!

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:08 PM (Kwhm/)

323
Hoda's a Muzzy. But she's one of the "moderates."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:08 PM (mbhDw)

324 308 Ultimately, she's just crying all the way to the bank.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 19, 2017 07:05 PM (rznWS)

No one promised that there would be cake, or justice!

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 07:09 PM (EaQ6/)

325 323. She's ouy of ammunition, you mean?

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 07:09 PM (fA1SL)

326 You know what she needs? A sparkly cowboy hat!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 07:09 PM (O5Q3r)

327 322 Next on Megyn Kelly Today, we'll dance and share hotpockets with the audience and discuss back-to-school fashions. Yay!
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 07:08 PM (Kwhm/)


And yet Donald Trump was mocked and vilified as a gavone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:09 PM (mbhDw)

328 Oh heck, let's just go right into "Cross-eyed and Painless":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8lFmsCXhg

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:10 PM (qJtVm)

329 I'm a serious reporter!


Seriously!

Posted by: MeAgain ! at October 19, 2017 07:10 PM (2wRtc)

330 325 323. She's ouy of ammunition, you mean?
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 07:09 PM (fA1SL)


She's in favor of being the one that is allowed to drive to the next act of terrorism.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 07:10 PM (z/Ubi)

331 For instance, I might promise someone their own television show and then have no one watch it. That sort of thing.

Posted by: Mephistopheles at October 19, 2017 07:11 PM (60v4h)

332 328. Talking Heads is always the right choice.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 07:11 PM (fA1SL)

333 From Drudge: missing wounded security guard from Vegas shooting who turned up on Ellen was ordered to do Ellen only to avoid bein questioned by reporters who could distinguish Shinola and possibly disrupt the timeline narrative.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 07:11 PM (Nwg0u)

334 Also, there's a place called Unadilla?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:02 PM (qJtVm)
*****************
You wanna see it?

Posted by: Perv Weinstein at October 19, 2017 07:11 PM (6dFYM)

335 314 I ain't no ways 'tarded!
Posted by: Hillary at October 19, 2017 07:06 PM (HE+s9)

Oh, God, that one's out of here! Bitter clinger!

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 07:12 PM (EaQ6/)

336

Next up : The Sex Tape

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:12 PM (2wRtc)

337 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2017 07:12 PM (KCxzN)

338 You, watching this at home, worship me! I command you! Become my willing thralls and live eternally!

Posted by: Mephistopheles at October 19, 2017 07:12 PM (60v4h)

339 336 Next up : The Sex Tape
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:12 PM (2wRtc)


If she schtups like she dances, PASS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 07:13 PM (mbhDw)

340 No one promised that there would be cake, or justice!
Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 07:09 PM (EaQ6/)

Or death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndIjV8Nk6DA

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 07:13 PM (y87Qq)

341 Know the sweet, sublime feeling of complete obedience to your Evil Master! Come serve me, the Prince of Darkness, I command it! Hear me!

Posted by: Mephistopheles at October 19, 2017 07:13 PM (60v4h)

342 David Byrne dancing looks like those emus freaking out over a weasel ball.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 07:13 PM (qJtVm)

343 I think Megyn needs a free Dark Web scan.

Posted by: dipshit spokesman on that stupid commercial at October 19, 2017 07:13 PM (8iiMU)

344 MeAgain's theme song should be "Money for nothing"

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 07:14 PM (yhdMF)

345 If the Russia uranium contract was tainted by illegality then it can be rescinded.

Somebody tell Deputy Dawg. He probably forgot that since he was in law school last century.

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2017 07:14 PM (6dFYM)

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 07:14 PM (QC/4S)

347
If she schtups like she dances, PASS.
===


She has the hips of the Buddha.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:14 PM (2wRtc)

348 342. Coke + Tism + Genius + MOAR COKE = David Byrne

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 07:15 PM (fA1SL)

349 She has the hips of the Buddha.


Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:14 PM (2wRtc)
Probably why you never see him depicted standing.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 07:15 PM (14URa)

350 287 That was an absolutely gorgeous blouse she had on though.
Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2017 06:58 PM (jm1YL)

Oh, Christ, it is impossible to get away from the fashion critics these days!

Posted by: goon at October 19, 2017 07:15 PM (EaQ6/)

351 chits for free.

Posted by: willow-ing.. at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (FKrah)

352
Posted by: Mephistopheles
===

I remember you!

You're just a Russian hacker trying to get me to vote for the eevil Trumphitler!

Well not THIS time buddy!

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (2wRtc)

353 Next up : The Sex Tape

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:12 PM

it's out there

I'm entertaining offers, let the bidding begin

Posted by: Daryl what runs the truck stop security cams at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (KCxzN)

354 When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not.

Posted by: Hoda at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (uaEEi)

355 >>336 Next up : The Sex Tape

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:12 PM (2wRtc)





If she schtups like she dances, PASS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

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Imagine that but naked ... in action.

Reminiscent of a walrus with jock itch.

Posted by: Aviator at October 19, 2017 07:16 PM (2cuLk)

356 "Coke + Tism + Genius + MOAR COKE = David Byrne"
-Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 19, 2017 07:15 PM (fA1SL)

Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (Ckg4U)

357 Nood

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (ANIFC)

358 She's set for life thanks to NBC's stupidity. But the only gigs she'll probably get when this train wreck stops rolling is suggestive infomercials for The Villages or one of the babes hanging out on Tom Vu's boat if he makes a comeback.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (O5Q3r)

359 so do guys shtup as they dance typically?

Posted by: willow-ing.. at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (FKrah)

360 El Heffe is still warm and PB showcases their first transgender model. Maybe Megan could pass?

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:17 PM (U3PcU)

361 If she schtups like she dances, PASS.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton

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Imagine that but naked ... in action.

====


You could always wait until you're mid-action, grab her butt with both hands and tell her that she is as good as her sister.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 07:18 PM (2wRtc)

362 I'm kinda proud that I don't recognize MeAgain's dance partner, but who is she?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2017 07:18 PM (KCxzN)

363 359,That would be slow dancing.. or doing the grind..not really shtupping and can lead to a bad case of blue balls.. At least that's what my friend told me..

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 19, 2017 07:21 PM (U3PcU)

364 Hoda's got a mouth on her like the entrance to Carlsbad Caverns.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 07:24 PM (3myMJ)

365 Can't. Stop. Doing. THE MONKEY!

Posted by: Edna Krabappel at October 19, 2017 07:27 PM (UHk1j)

366 >>> Also, there's a place called Unadilla?!

It's always hard to have just one quesadilla, I always want dosadilla.

Posted by: LizLem at October 19, 2017 07:31 PM (hvf9s)

367 Oh, Oh, OT; Gretchet Karlsson is on the JPags show hawking her new book talking about the - you know - and calling it a silent epidemic that's everywhere not just Hollywood and not just meeee.

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 07:37 PM (Kz9dH)

368 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8bB-mh3PX8

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at October 19, 2017 07:42 PM (qXaZc)

369 TRUMP = SATAN

Presdent Obama = The Savior of this Cuntry

Any Question Persons of Color haters ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at October 19, 2017 08:04 PM (WmgTn)

370 Obvious but true. Cut the cord and Kelly no longer exists. None of them have any power over us if we simply switch TV/Internet to the off position.







Posted by: 13times at October 19, 2017 08:16 PM (WHVu+)

371 Mary, you shouldn't talk about yourself with nasty names.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 08:17 PM (jRA31)

372 Her career arc ends in porn

Posted by: STL Hawkeye at October 19, 2017 08:52 PM (g++th)

373 Show sponsored by Depends?

Posted by: Phildirt at October 19, 2017 09:22 PM (G9JMy)

374 Flashback to Hillary dancing onstage with Jeanne Shaheen. Ugh.

http://freebeacon.com/politics/hillary-clinton-breaks-out-in-song-and-dance-after-rally/

Posted by: red speck at October 20, 2017 12:49 AM (9Xu0X)

375 Hey, don't get to feeling too sorry for her. She's still qualified for a career as an ecdysiast in Vegas.

Posted by: Chad C. Mulligan at October 20, 2017 01:27 AM (ZufZo)

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