Former Washington Post Doyenne Sally Quinn: I Murdered Three Enemies, Using My Witchcraft Hex Powers

Yeah I don't know what "doyenne" really means either. But I've seen the word in this context.

I think it means a spazz who goes around saying "A-DOYYYY!!!" But the feminine version of that.

Anyway, the headline is not a fake. She claims that she placed three witchcraft curses on three people, and they all died. (One was first fired and humiliated, and then later died of cancer. That seems like a long time between spell and spell effect, but she's counting it as a win, so I will too.)

Meet your new Ruling Caste, same as the old Ruling Castes of primitive societies.

Must-read piece.

She even killed a fortune teller for a fortune she didn't like.

Quinn confesses to believing in everything except God-- psychic premonitions, tarot cards, spells obviously, etc.)

So she went to the fortune teller, who made the mistake of seeing a poor future for her miserable get:

[The charlatan] foretold an unhappy future for Quinn’s son and, after Sally worked her mojo, died of a cerebral hemorrhage.

Now, most of us don't think Sally Quinn really killed these people with her Witchcraft Powers.

But she does.

And she tells her stories of murdering three people by her own hand -- well, her own psychic hand -- as if murder is just a cutesy pastime of the wealthy and jaded.

No one in her Caste finds this the least distasteful? The Ruling Caste rants and raves about Alex Jones, but, to my knowledge at least, Jones has not claimed to have murdered anyone with his psychic powers.

Do Not Criticize Your Very Rational, Very Even-Tempered Democrat-Media Complex Ruling Caste

Or else they'll call upon Satan to deliver a spirit familiar to give you cancer.

Posted by: Ace at 05:16 PM

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1 First.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:16 PM (/qEW2)

2 What do you want to bet these same types also worship at the altar of #Science and say they belong to the reality based community?

Posted by: Maritime at October 19, 2017 05:18 PM (lKmt3)

3 I study human beings, especially the creepy ones.
It's a hobby.

Posted by: Burger Chef at October 19, 2017 05:18 PM (RuIsu)

4 to be fair, I don't think I ever read the WaPo's religion section. It's probably full of semi-Christian open borders shit like Father James Martin SJ...lover of muslim migrants.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 19, 2017 05:18 PM (RDd1I)

5 Isn't there supposed to be some danger in these kinds of witchcraft spells, that they come back on you as well? And that's why all these neopagan wiccan idiots only do "white magic."

Oh wait that is probably racist.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (z/Ubi)

6
Bad (media-controlling) Jew-Jew?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (mbhDw)

7 Big deal. I murdered fifteen people with my murder-thoughts before lunch today. Sixteen if you count the sumbitch that cut me off in traffic.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (/0IRq)

8 I miss the old days, when we could burn her at the stake.

Posted by: Zombie Cotton Mather at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (Oj1RP)

9 She was a swamp hottie several decades ago.

Posted by: redenzo at October 19, 2017 05:20 PM (5wSNN)

10 So what did Juan McStain do to piss her off?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 05:20 PM (nUkMr)

11 I wonder if she was at the Festival of Reason or whatever it was the lefties did on the Mall a few years ago.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:20 PM (RDd1I)

12 Big deal. I murdered fifteen people with my
murder-thoughts before lunch today. Sixteen if you count the sumbitch
that cut me off in traffic.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (/0IRq)

Heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:20 PM (PY9jH)

13
Come on without,
come on within,
You've not seen nothing like,
raving Sally Quinn...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:21 PM (mbhDw)

14 Well it must be true cause she's in the media.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 05:21 PM (/tuJf)

15 So what did Juan McStain do to piss her off?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 05:20 PM (nUkMr)

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I don't know, but I wish she'd hurry the hell up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2017 05:21 PM (/0IRq)

16 Be polite, be professional, and have a minion of Satan handy to kill anyone you meet.

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 05:21 PM (9TU00)

17 the media is just doing it's job against a president that's gone jerky boys (because of narcissism (hello 25 th super amendment)) against our military heroes.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:21 PM (RDd1I)

18 She brags about destroying those who dared to host parties that the elite had not endorsed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (nAp1e)

19 The Party of Science!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

20 Hows that hex they all put on PDT during the innauguration doing ? Seems to have backfired at this point.

Posted by: Byll Winn at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (vmsda)

21 Sally Quinn? Was she on MTV? She must be ancient.

Posted by: irright at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (pMGkg)

22 Apropos of nothing, I would pay big bucks to have the power of The Force Choke.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (60v4h)

23 do the prostitutes I buried in my back yard count as murder murder?

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (RDd1I)

24
Shouldn't she be prosecuted for 3 murders then? In her logic

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (fceHP)

25 I put a spell on you because you're mine
You better stop the things that you do
I ain't lyin', no, I ain't lyin'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (Nwg0u)

26
Yeah I don't know what "doyenne" really means either.

It means "used to be slutty, but now she's too old and wrinkled to get laid on Friday night".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (eXA4G)

27 Damien! I did it all for you, Damien!

Posted by: Sally Quinn at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (/0IRq)

28 From the Party what that Loves Science, y'all.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (sUh6s)

29 Somebody role those nerd dice and put a super spell on Quinn.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (Q0dwZ)

30 Quinn also claims that many, many of her powerful friends have asked her to put a hex on Trump but she won't do it as she has stopped "killing" people with her potent hexes.

FFS.

Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (oiNtH)

31 18 She brags about destroying those who dared to host parties that the elite had not endorsed.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (nAp1e)

If she says something about Vince Foster or Seth Rich, well then, it's time to luminall her juju.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (mbhDw)

32 I think I'll wait for the Salon Hot 25 take.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (4ErVI)

33 22 Apropos of nothing, I would pay big bucks to have the power of The Force Choke.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (60v4h)

Be honest.

How long before you try to masturbate via it?

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (z/Ubi)

34 I Binged her... 76 years old... East Coast education... well heeled family... got her first job based on ... something.. not experience... married the boss... got rich.

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (pL6Vz)

35 Didn't you do something on this before, Ace? She may not believe in God or the devil but if she's hexing people to murder them-well God knows her and the devil owns her. What a repellent thing to brag about!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (iVOAv)

36 But Nancy Reagan!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (nAp1e)

37 Oy, veyzmir !

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (QC/4S)

38 22 Apropos of nothing, I would pay big bucks to have the power of The Force Choke.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (60v4h)

Gary Lockwood and Sally Kellerman did it first, yo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (mbhDw)

39 So, Sally Quinn is 12 yrs old?

Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (88xKn)

40 Does she need your real name or can she use IP address?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (WSlfz)

41 I like the part where she learned voodoo from the family servants when she was a child.

Hey Sally, did it ever occur to you that if this shit actually worked those people wouldn't be your servants, you would be theirs?

Best and brightest.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (/tuJf)

42 Does she weigh the same as a duck?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (p+Wdc)

43 How long before you try to masturbate via it?

Wait .. is there some other use?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (60v4h)

44 This is disgusting. Where, of where, can we find a deliverance minister to take that evil spirit from her? It has obviously been inside her for a lifetime already.

There's got to be someone like St. Paul, who saw a girl taunting him for days in a Greek city. She had almost the same evil spirit as this female here (because I can't call her a "woman" or a "lady"), and was using it for her boss' profit. After several days, St. Paul could not take her taunts any longer - and immediately banished that evil spirit out of her, in the Name of Jesus.

She could not do that line of work again.

Posted by: theduchessofkitth at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (fmsRl)

45
Both Sally and her mom had a nice ass.

Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (8O3HH)

46 My spell on John McCain is moving slower than I'd like....

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (rmVvL)

47 She used to get the last page in "Newsweek". Once every four weeks.

Tells you everything you need to know.

Posted by: Zombie Cotton Mather at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (Oj1RP)

48 33
Be honest.

How long before you try to masturbate via it?
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:23 PM (z/Ubi)

"Get bent."

- - Uri Geller

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

49 Exodus 22:18.

Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (bDM16)

50 -
--
It means "used to be slutty, but now she's too old and wrinkled to get laid on Friday night".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM

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Yep, has to pay for her cabana boys.

Posted by: irright at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (pMGkg)

51 Didn't we do this a couple of months ago?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (O5Q3r)

52 So, did Sally kill her late husband, Ben Bradlee?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (PY9jH)

53 I think she wrote in the religion section as a Catholic, right?

Posted by: MAGA at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (LnOh3)

54 Lantern jaw.

Thick wrists.

Barely visible Adam's Apple.

THATS A MAN, BABY.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (2wRtc)

55 45
Both Sally and her mom had a nice ass.
Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (8O3HH)

Both? Like Siamese twins joined at the perineum?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (mbhDw)

56 If I could draw, I'd draw Sparkly Cowgirl on one of those dime store bucking horses that cost a quarter and the horse would be labeled Fake News.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (Nwg0u)

57 I wonder how many tiaras she owns... keep getting an image of her ala the Beauty Contest harpy in " Miss Congeniality"..
Candace Bergman..

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (pL6Vz)

58 She taught Obama how to use a wee wee board.

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (Q0dwZ)

59 Some portions of Christianity overstate this stuff, but there is a whiff of brimstone around the left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (39g3+)

60 Hahaha Nancy Reagan something seances something something hahaha.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (rjrh3)

61
Stiff as a board
Light as a feather
Stiff as a board
Light as a feather

Is this the best slumber party ever or what?

Posted by: Sally Quinn at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (/0IRq)

62 I am in The Still n Portsmouth getting ready for a meeting over Drinks.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (Zbafn)

63 Sock off.

Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (Oj1RP)

64 I have often wondered what fills the spot where leftist's soul should be. Vacuum? Or some form of excrement?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (60v4h)

65 Isn't there supposed to be some danger in these kinds of witchcraft spells, that they come back on you as well? And that's why all these neopagan wiccan idiots only do "white magic."

Oh wait that is probably racist.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:19 PM (z/Ubi)

Yes:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_Three_(Wiccan)

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (/qEW2)

66 bring me the head of the fortune teller!

Posted by: swervedriver at October 19, 2017 05:27 PM (eLQHW)

67 And I'm pretty certain Doyenne is Lantern Jew's love interest.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:27 PM (rjrh3)

68 *Breaks out the Oija Board*

Spirts tell us. Is Sally Quinn full of shit?

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:27 PM (z/Ubi)

69 No Surprise.

Her kind have been sacrificing babies on their Satanic altar for years.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:27 PM (2wRtc)

70 By the powder in my nose
Something wicked this way goes

- Sally Quinn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:27 PM (Nwg0u)

71 62 I am in The Still n Portsmouth getting ready for a meeting over Drinks.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (Zbafn)

Do what Mike Pence does. Slip her a roofie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:27 PM (mbhDw)

72 I put a spell on youuuu....

Posted by: Credence Clearwater Revival at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (LQLeS)

73 So, did Sally kill her late husband, Ben Bradlee?

Well, he's DEAD isn't he!?!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (O5Q3r)

74 Thinner ...

Posted by: Sally Quinn at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (60v4h)

75 So we tie her up, throw her into a pond and if she floats she's a witch. If she sinks, she's a well trained witch.

And then we burn her?

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (4e+hS)

76
If she was for reals she'd be able to levitate. Just saying

Posted by: runner at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (QC/4S)

77 Dinner? Meeting over Drinks?

You getting out soon and they want you to re-enlist? See if you can be on a sub, in a warzone. That way your re-enlistment bonus is tax-free.

(Yeah, I know you are an officer. But does it still apply?)

Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (Oj1RP)

78 Isn't this actually attempted murder? Even if the methods chosen are ineffective from a rational standpoint, the fact that you used it believing that it was effective with the intent to kill someone is still a serious crime, isn't it?

Posted by: JSchuler at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (YsGL+)

79 I always preferred genies what gave you exactly, precisely, and explicitly what you carelessly wished for.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:29 PM (rjrh3)

80 "She even killed a fortune teller for a fortune she didn't like."

I hope it wasn't Madame Marie from boardwalk in Asbury Park.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 05:29 PM (OD2ni)

81 Not uncommon, all of this super spiritual stuff.

Remember Hillary talked to ghosts. Nancy Reagan sourced an astrologer.

First Ladies & the Occult: Astrology of the Zodiac, Part 4
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yaxu2kxh

goes way back, you'd be surprised

Eleanor Roosevelt was known to have consulted the famous Indianapolis palm-reader Nellie Meier.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis instead "threw" rune stones and consulted the I Ching, a numerical-based ancient Chinese text which guided choices of those consulting it.

etc

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 05:29 PM (fceHP)

82 But can she kill Sonobi?

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at October 19, 2017 05:29 PM (MIz97)

83 posted by Grump928(c)
===

How's GrumpMom doing in Houston?

I was glad to hear that the surgery went well.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:29 PM (2wRtc)

84 Is not doyenne what yell when she uses her teeth to much during a hummer?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2017 05:29 PM (Zbafn)

85 Has she done a cameo on American Horror Story yet... that's a tell...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:29 PM (pL6Vz)

86 75 So we tie her up, throw her into a pond and if she floats she's a witch. If she sinks, she's a well trained witch.

And then we burn her?
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (4e+hS)

Somebody get us a duck.

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (z/Ubi)

87 I'm sending voodoo rays at this person. Baaaad ju-ju.

Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (Sfs6o)

88 -
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Stiff as a board

Light as a feather

Stiff as a board

Light as a feather

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I do like 'em skinny.

Posted by: TwinkMaster Shep at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (pMGkg)

89 >>Isn't this actually attempted murder? Even if the methods chosen are ineffective from a rational standpoint, the fact that you used it believing that it was effective with the intent to kill someone is still a serious crime, isn't it?

I sure as hell hope not or I'm going away for a long stretch.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (/tuJf)

90 I hated the year 1900 and so in 1980 I put a death hex on everyone born that year. And you know what? They're all dead.

Posted by: Sally Quinn at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (Q0dwZ)

91 So, did Sally kill her late husband, Ben Bradlee?

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I was married to Sally Fucking Quinn. Death was a relief.

Posted by: Zombie Ben Bradlee at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (/0IRq)

92 64 I have often wondered what fills the spot where leftist's soul should be. Vacuum? Or some form of excrement?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:26 PM (60v4h)

-

The most recent iPhone that they camped out for.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (rjrh3)

93 According to the Comey standard of Prosecution, you can only be prosecuted if you MEANT to break the law...

Sooooo.... as she MEANT to murder these people... can she then be prosecuted?

Posted by: Don Q. at October 19, 2017 05:30 PM (NgKpN)

94 Come on without
Come on within
You ain't boffed nothing like the Sally Quinn

Posted by: Ben Bradlee at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (Mouru)

95 The meeting is because our budget is being cut by big Navy. And I have to make the cuts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (Zbafn)

96 Apropos of nothing, I would pay big bucks to have the power of The Force Choke.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:22 PM (60v4h)

He was just choking on a peanut, big deal.

Posted by: Chad Vader at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (suO/a)

97 So let me get this straight.

Kelly is using his son's death for political gain.

But Mama and Papa Kahn weren't.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (cAXIk)

98 How's GrumpMom doing in Houston?

Ft. Worth. It's her first full day at the Rehab clinic. I'll call in a bit and get the lowdown.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (60v4h)

99 She's no Voodoo Child.

Posted by: Rep Wilson at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (mcI77)

100 I put a spell on Vince Foster and he died pretty quick.

Posted by: Hillary at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (yEAdf)

101 Well there actually are occult groups, satanic groups and I guess Sally here is a witch? Does she have a large cauldron, eye of newt, etc? I bet she is a real hoot on Halloween.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (a0IVu)

102
'Magical thinking'. In the 'old days' usually earned you a trip to the shrink.

Now half the population has it and their leaders encourage it.

Sad X 1,000

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (EgwCt)

103 Sally should hook up with the witches who are casting spells to bring Trump down, at least do it by a wind or solar farm so they can claim birds just got in the way of it and fell out of the sky.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2017 05:32 PM (lu7p1)

104 If she says something about Vince Foster or Seth Rich, well then, it's time to luminall her juju.

-
When Hillz casts a spell, she casts a spell. Or puts out a contract.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:32 PM (Nwg0u)

105 -
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Spirts tell us. Is Sally Quinn full of shit?

Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2017 05:27 PM
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Uhm, that's not Ouija. You're reading my leaves.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 19, 2017 05:32 PM (pMGkg)

106 "I think she wrote in the religion section as a Catholic, right?"

Sally's not a big believer in the 9th Commandment. Or the 6th. Or the 7th. Or the 8th (She also said vile lies about Sarah Palin in 200

. Not sure about the others.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 05:33 PM (OD2ni)

107 So we tie her up, throw her into a pond and if she floats she's a witch. If she sinks, she's a well trained witch.

And then we burn her?
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2017 05:28 PM (4e+hS)

ah, the ole hard-boiled egg test for witches

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2017 05:33 PM (fceHP)

108 Reply hazy. Ask again later.

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at October 19, 2017 05:33 PM (Mouru)

109 Apropos of nothing, I would pay big bucks to have the power of The Force Choke.

Especially when you can do it through a live feed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2017 05:33 PM (39g3+)

110 This post needs more Black Magic Woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95kCv10duFw

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 05:33 PM (/tuJf)

111 ah, the ole hard-boiled egg test for witches

Spin her and see if she turns smoothly?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (60v4h)

112 If you believe that you have killed three people through intentional and direct personal action with the intent to kill them why wouldn't you know, turn yourself in to the authorities? Do the right thing! Turn yourself in.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (0OmEj)

113 The Left reminds me of GeorgeCostanza with their belief system.
George:"I knew it!God will never let me be successful,He'll kill me first!"
George's Therapist:"I thought you didn't believe in God?"
George:"I do for the bad things!"

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (rmVvL)

114 These people believe men in wigs have magically become women, so I can see where she would think she had murdered people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (rjrh3)

115 Apropos of nothing, I would pay big bucks to have the power of The Force Choke.

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You know, right?

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (suO/a)

116 witchy woman ... hochie momma

Posted by: E.T. at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (P1GJy)

117 saw that megan kelly clip...damn...she is fucking short. freaky short.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (RDd1I)

118 A coven of naked Sally Quinns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVoOLdLgWaU

Posted by: Credence Clearwater Revival at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (LQLeS)

119 Why would the left love pagans?

I think the reasoning on the left is that pagans/occultists tend to be Earth worshippers. Therefore they will support the left's ecological agenda. It doesn't matter that their worship is based on wacky superstition.

They also believe in spirits but not in an omnipotent moral law giver, so they will not be strongly committed to belief in any system of ethics, including sexual ethics or something like the 10 commandments.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:35 PM (/qEW2)

120 And this doesn't even count the ones who's heads I caved in with The Magic Eight Ball...

Posted by: Sally "Bad Juju" Quinn at October 19, 2017 05:35 PM (O5Q3r)

121 It's the Season of the Witch everywhere now... when I look out my window...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:35 PM (pL6Vz)

122 If the good die young, Sally Quinn is proof that evil lives forever.

Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 05:35 PM (Oj1RP)

123 Either kill Harvey Weinstein or it didn't happen.

Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2017 05:35 PM (CTBHU)

124 the Force Choke is kind of redundant when used on us.

Posted by: the Houston Astros at October 19, 2017 05:35 PM (eLQHW)

125 Well, hell's bells.

I don't believe in Sally Quinn.

How you like those apples bitch!

Posted by: De Lawd at October 19, 2017 05:36 PM (nUkMr)

126 BTW, you know how I can prove it's BS?

Trump is president.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:36 PM (rjrh3)

127 oh right...one more fucking W thing. bigotry is emboldened. Yes, it's very easy for all of us to have a "earth is one big family" attitude before we experience the vibrancy of diversity that you'll never feel, W. Just like the french were probably pretty tolerant of germans until this one weird trick made them xenophobic nationalists.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:36 PM (RDd1I)

128 A former boss of mine, an elected DA, would stick pins in voodoo dolls of defense. Of course, he was a health not vegan asshole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (Nwg0u)

129 >>>If you believe that you have killed three people through intentional and direct personal action with the intent to kill them why wouldn't you know, ~~turn yourself in to the authorities? kill yourself?~~

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (q177U)

130 I WAS HEXED!!!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (HtLSE)

131 Pfffft! She's got nothin'.

Posted by: Samantha Stevens at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (bc2Lc)

132 Or else they'll call upon Satan to deliver a spirit familiar to give you cancer.

So if I suck up to Hillary, all will be well?

Posted by: Huma at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (ctuyM)

133 Remember: These are the same people who seriously discussed how Mitt Romney gave fired workers cancer--and that it was horrible.

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (sUh6s)

134 crap

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (q177U)

135 "*Breaks out the Oija Board*

Spirts tell us. Is Sally Quinn full of shit?
Posted by: buzzion"

Witchboard was a great movie. Very naked Tawny Kitaen.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (OD2ni)

136 "Or else they'll call upon Satan to deliver a spirit familiar to give you cancer."

I give wymen cancer. Me, not this WaPo rabble.

Posted by: Mitt Romney (now not a swear word, b/c DRUMPF!!!) at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (nGsFZ)

137 I remember this story. Didn't we talk about it here?

She told how people were asking her to put a curse on Trump. But she says she doesn't do that anymore.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 05:37 PM (Z8+SR)

138 almost made my first trip to the barrel

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (q177U)

139 I would settle for Force Wedgie powers.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (y87Qq)

140 I wonder how Martha Quinn is holding up

Posted by: Internal vaginal aphrodisia doping hardware at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (nFwvY)

141 I thought it was the law that doctors or anybody had to report somebody who is threatening harm to themselves or other people.

She is openly bragging about having homicidal thoughts and fantasies. She needs to be involuntary admitted and evaluated in a psych ward.

Its the law.

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (6U3DW)

142 You know how Trump won? Russian hexing and Macedonian curse-farmers.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (HtLSE)

143 oh right...one more fucking W thing. bigotry is emboldened. Yes, it's
very easy for all of us to have a "earth is one big family" attitude
before we experience the vibrancy of diversity that you'll never feel,
W. Just like the french were probably pretty tolerant of germans until
this one weird trick made them xenophobic nationalists.
===

Yeah.

Really amazing how anyone could take him "out of context" after his 8 year vanishing act.

Gee. What changed?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (2wRtc)

144 Liberalism is a brain defect. Period. There is no common sense. There is a portion of the brain that doesn't develop past 6 years old.

Posted by: Sponge at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

145 If you believe that you have killed three people through intentional and direct personal action with the intent...

-

Where did she stand on banning guns?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Insurance Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (rjrh3)

146 also from twitter:

"what the fuck do you want"

your country, your surrender, your death.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (RDd1I)

147 That old bitch is still around?

She, amongst many others should go away for good. I had I can't stay I'm looking for I'm looking through the archives. Maybe I'll be back later but my new little cat Lexi, gets herself up on top of Stressless chair I've been sleeping in since I broke:fractured tailbone in January 2013 or 2014 to wake
Me up to feed her. She hits me on my head.
Today it was 5:30 AM and yesterday it was 3 AM.

Posted by: Carol at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (NKOy9)

148 >>Both? Like Siamese twins joined at the perineum?

Joined by my hands, son. I put a "hex" on 'em.

Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at October 19, 2017 05:39 PM (8O3HH)

149 Sally also claims her mother hexed two people to death.

I wonder if they scrapbooked that shit together?

Posted by: Dang at October 19, 2017 05:39 PM (8b+oT)

150 I call for common sense Witch-finger control.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:39 PM (60v4h)

151 148 >>Both? Like Siamese twins joined at the perineum?

Joined by my hands, son. I put a "hex" on 'em.
Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at October 19, 2017 05:39 PM (8O3HH)

As long as after the hex you use lots of Phisohex....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (mbhDw)

152 Falling all about laughing here.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (14URa)

153 A coven of naked Sally Quinns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVoOLdLgWaU
Posted by: Credence Clearwater Revival at October 19, 2017 05:34 PM (LQLeS)

Damn....screen door nailed shut.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (nUkMr)

154 I WAS HEXED!!!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner

I WAS WAXED !

Posted by: Tom Cruise at Madam Tussauds at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (QC/4S)

155 She's admitting she willingly requested murder. Isn't that a crime?

Burn her at the stake. Witch.

Posted by: Sponge at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

156 Carol, after all, cats are notoriously Satan's little familiars... I bet Sally Quinn has cats... lots and lots of cats...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (pL6Vz)

157 Is she also into spirit cooking?

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (a0IVu)

158 138 almost made my first trip to the barrel
Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 05:38 PM (q177U)

In honor of General Kelly, can we rename the empty barrel Frederica Wilson?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (mbhDw)

159 Look what Sally did to Megyn Kelly :

http://tinyurl.com/y9b5top8

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (4e+hS)

160 Fortune Teller - Robert Plant + Allison Krauss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5DeIcYD6xE

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (tRaq7)

161 cats are notoriously Satan's little familiars... I bet Sally Quinn has cats... lots and lots of cats...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (pL6Vz)
HEY!!! You cruisin' for a hexin', boy.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (14URa)

162 Pizza anyone?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (60v4h)

163 Did she use a bump stock while hexing?

Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (88xKn)

164 Posted by: theduchessofkitth at October 19, 2017 05:24 PM (fmsRl)

You have a good memory. It is from Acts 16:16-19. Paul gets annoyed because the slave girl is demon possessed and she keeps saying about Paul and his companions, "These men are servants of the Most High and they are offering the way of salvation" The demon was speaking the truth. Anyway she is making a profit telling fortunes and the her masters don't like the competition.

Interestingly enough the former Presiding bishop of the Episcopal Church Rev Schori did a sermon saying Paul did a bad thing because he deprived her of a gift of "spiritual awareness" and th former Bishop was rightly castigated for it. She's possessed by a demon-of the devil and the Bishop thinks slavery to a demon is o.k.?!!.

I doubt tSally Quinn would agree to an exorcism and she seems to enjoy or have enjoyed her powers to kill..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (iVOAv)

165 Sally Quinn: Maniacal Woman

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (Gmq4N)

166 Vader could force choke people at great distances with no effort.Remember the Admiral that fucked up the approach to Hoth?Fortunately Alex the Chick is not capable of this....

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (rmVvL)

167 95 The meeting is because our budget is being cut by big Navy. And I have to make the cuts
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2017 05:31 PM (Zbafn)

So your mafia nickname is "Cold Cuts?'

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (mbhDw)

168 OK, to answer my own question, it seems it would depend on whether Washington DC had abolished the impossibility defense:

Impossibility. An impossibility defense is one where the accused doesn't deny having committed the acts, but instead claims that even if everything went to plan, there couldn't have been a murder anyway. For example, the accused might claim that the gun used in the attempt was a non-functioning replica, so the murder could never have happened. However, some states have passed laws that abolish the impossibility defense, and in these states, it is not an accepted defense for any attempted crimes, including attempted murder.

Posted by: JSchuler at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (YsGL+)

169 I wonder how Martha Quinn is holding up

Posted by: Internal
-----
Quick google image search says...

*shakes computer like Magic 8 Ball*

totally hot!

Posted by: Dang at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (8b+oT)

170 Any good witch knows the Rule of Three will make the bad shit you throw out boomerang back threefold.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (qJtVm)

171 She has had face lifts & still looks not ugly & I can't decide
what word to call her. Dammit!

Posted by: Carol at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (NKOy9)

172 In honor of General Kelly, can we rename the empty barrel Frederica Wilson?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (mbhDw)

Yup...seconded.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (nUkMr)

173 Isn't INTENT a part of the criminal code?

Didn't what's his name, DA in New York say Harvey didn't have INTENT so couldn't be prosecuted?

So her INTENT was/is murder. Shouldn't that count under some law? Maybe one written back when Peter Stuyvesant was Mayor but so what?

See how she likes them hexes? Maybe she can wish herself out of jail.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (12xou)

174 Who could be held liable if this psychopath decides her magic doesn't work and uses real poison to kill somebody? Or hires a hit man/SEIU member to kill her target?

Unreal this woman is allowed to walk free

Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 19, 2017 05:42 PM (6U3DW)

175 Does this mean I gave McCain his brain beet?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (mcI77)

176 The Left reminds me of GeorgeCostanza with their belief system.

Excellent

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (39g3+)

177 I read the linked article. Egads. I feel sorry for the guy for having to read the book to write the article.

And he's right - she pretty much baked good reviews into the book. You write a bad review, she hexes you.

This stuff absolutely gives me the creeps. No way would I ever read her book, and I hope I never bump into her around here.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (UoSKV)

178
So, let me get this straight. If witches do hexes, then why do they worship in a pentagram?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (mbhDw)

179 It's clear. It's time for some common sense sorcery control. Fer the chillins, if nobody else.

Posted by: the guy across the street at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (sf2BM)

180 Doyenne: a woman who is the senior member, as in age or rank, of a group, class, profession, etc.

Apparently there is seniority even among parasites.

Posted by: aelfheld at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (IxDhF)

181 but don't mention triangular italianfood with the word "gate"

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (RDd1I)

182 And to be honest haven't we all in a little private dark place in our hearts been chuckling over a certain Senator's troubles and wishing it had happened sooner and would happen sooner?

If we're being real about things I mean.

I know I'll burn a bit for it but it's for a good cause I believe.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (12xou)

183 Look what Sally did to Megyn Kelly :
http://tinyurl.com/y9b5top8

That looks like a shark jumping...

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (O5Q3r)

184 In honor of General Kelly, can we rename the empty barrel Frederica Wilson?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (mbhDw)

LOL; Good idea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (iVOAv)

185
So, let me get this straight. If witches do hexes, then why do they worship in a pentagram?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (mbhDw)

You know the rule about math.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (EgwCt)

186 Yep, has to pay for her cabana boys.
Posted by: irright at October 19, 2017 05:25 PM (pMGkg)
-----
No double dipping for federal cabana boys!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (qJtVm)

187 intent plus causation, minus the causation is just intent.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (not ace(or maybe i am (no I am not))) at October 19, 2017 05:44 PM (RDd1I)

188 OT, there is a gala honoring Melania tonight..hope she wears something spectacular.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 05:45 PM (a0IVu)

189 Mister Dursley says there's no such thing as magic.... ( something I read in a book, by someone I now disdain)...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:45 PM (pL6Vz)

190 Like I've said before, "What a stupid time to be alive" needs to replace the Mencken quote in the masthead.

Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2017 05:45 PM (xjiRE)

191 OT:
Did someone point out that a person wearing a red shiny hat like that congresscritters is only to be taken seriously at the bingo table. And even there she's probably mis-marked her card.

Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2017 05:45 PM (FhXTo)

192 is witwickian sage a troll, and should I ban xer?

Posted by: Jake Tapper's All-Male Bitchring on Twitter, Proud Members of the Salon Hot 25 at October 19, 2017 05:45 PM (8rNrN)

193
Hey, #NotAllWitches kill. The Daily Mail had something a while back about a #GoodWitch down in New Zealand. She casts orgasm spells. Had pictures of her and her coven sitting around in a circle. Doing something. Casting spells, I think.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (8O3HH)

194 OT, there is a gala honoring Melania tonight..hope she wears something spectacular.
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 05:45 PM (a0IVu)
---------

You know she will, with the shoes to go with it.

CBD, you here? There's the fodder for your first Fashion Thread.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (UoSKV)

195 >>>Look what Sally did to Megyn Kelly :
http://tinyurl.com/y9b5top8

man you're giving away my next post.

please no one click on that yet.

Posted by: Jake Tapper's All-Male Bitchring on Twitter, Proud Members of the Salon Hot 25 at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (8rNrN)

196 Does this mean I gave McCain his brain beet?

I've spent years wishing ass cancer on Lindsay Graham to no result.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (60v4h)

197 Statistally, if you wish ill upon enough people, some will eventually fall ill.

It's like my golf game: on average I hit each shot right down the middle.

Posted by: bergerbilder at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (lIZQs)

198 Now, more than ever, reading Ace keeps me sane.

Posted by: Al Crapton, Brooklyn NY at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (F/4Zj)

199 Black Magic Woman

Don't turn your back on me baby
Yes, don't turn your back on me baby
You're messin' around with your tricks
Don't turn your back on me baby
'Cause you might just break up my magic stick

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (Z8+SR)

200 Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) - SRV Live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVI7I-WDGx4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 05:46 PM (tRaq7)

201 OT, there is a gala honoring Melania tonight..hope she wears something spectacular.

Posted by: IC at October 19, 2017 05:45 PM (a0IVu)
It's a day ending in "y," isn't it? The woman would look amazing in sackcloth and ashes.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 05:47 PM (14URa)

202 Probably already mentioned, but....she's the WashPost's Religion writer.
Which is kinda bananas considering what she believes in...

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 05:47 PM (W+vEI)

203 Did someone point out that a person wearing a red shiny hat like that congresscritters is only to be taken seriously at the bingo table. And even there she's probably mis-marked her card.

I'll bet she marks every square as soon as she sits down. She also pushes every button in the elevator. Every time.

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at October 19, 2017 05:47 PM (Mouru)

204 Sally Quinn was banged by Thomas Jefferson?

Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 19, 2017 05:47 PM (Q0dwZ)

205 Trump won by shielding himself with all those Redneck Christian Confederates and Zionist Nazis.

It was a racist Monotheist conspiracy!

Posted by: Voodoo Queen Sally at October 19, 2017 05:47 PM (MuTTO)

206 179 It's clear. It's time for some common sense sorcery control. Fer the chillins, if nobody else.
Posted by: the guy across the street
________

Let's get our lies straight before we start: It's common sense sorcery safety measures. We also need to close the sorcery show loophole. Then we'll need to ban magazines that have more than 10 incantations.

Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at October 19, 2017 05:48 PM (j+dfT)

207 >> OT, there is a gala honoring Melania tonight..hope
>> she wears something spectacular.

Anything she wears is spectacular. The proverbial burlap bag on her would be spectacular.

And Melania is always on topic.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 05:48 PM (8O3HH)

208 Hey, #NotAllWitches kill. The Daily Mail had something a while back about a #GoodWitch down in New Zealand. She casts orgasm spells.

Lay one on me, Glinda. But no finger in the butt, okay?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 05:48 PM (Mouru)

209 Build a bridge out of her!

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (ANIFC)

210 OT, there is a gala honoring Melania tonight..hope she wears something spectacular.

-
Will it be the real her or the replicant?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (Nwg0u)

211 How can she prove her claims? She could document a hundred cases. She could pick out 100 ISIS prisoners, for example, and hex them to death. That would give her some credibility, but correlation doesn't prove causation. I want her to demonstrate the existence of some mechanism, some causal chain, by which her will and performance of certain spells leads to the end result.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (/qEW2)

212 So, let me get this straight. If witches do hexes, then why do they worship in a pentagram?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October

They failed geometry, twice

Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (9TU00)

213 204 Sally Quinn was banged by Thomas Jefferson?
Posted by: Time right before Mad Max at October 19, 2017 05:47 PM (Q0dwZ)

So her first husband was David Hemmings, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (mbhDw)

214
A doyenne is a Chinese spice closely related to cayenne.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (2wRtc)

215 Regrettably, I just watched The MeAgain dance video. Sweet fancy Moses.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (mcI77)

216 Let's hope her powers don't work on Ewoks.

Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (FhXTo)

217 I thought a doyenne referred to an unmarried doy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (Mouru)

218 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (mbhDw)

5 (pentagram)

and

8 (Octogram)

=

13 (tridecagon)

The Jews only get the the Hexagram. Hence the evil connotation of Hex.

It all comes back to the Joooos.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (12xou)

219 >>>
So her INTENT was/is murder. Shouldn't that count under some law? Maybe one written back when Peter Stuyvesant was Mayor but so what?

a crime requires proof of both the guilty act and the guilty mind (intent, etc.). She has intent. And even though she committed an "act," "casting the spell," I'm pretty sure the law says the act has to be reasonably related to the effect. Since the law does not admit the existence of witchcraft, it would say she did not perform any bad act to go along with her bad intent.

There's a tricky corner of the law with inchoate crimes, incomplete crimes, like "Attempted X." But even here, her attempt would not, I think, be reasonably connected to the end result, at least as a matter of law.

Lunatic delusions can get you off for a crime you really did but they can't get you on the hook for a crime that you really didn't.

However, her spirit certainly is vicious. She THINKS she's killing people, and that should be worth a public rebuke.

but it won't be. The Guild protects its own.

Posted by: Jake Tapper's All-Male Bitchring on Twitter, Proud Members of the Salon Hot 25 at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (8rNrN)

220 214
A doyenne is a Chinese spice closely related to cayenne.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (2wRtc)

"Doyenne" was the original title of an ELO tune.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (mbhDw)

221 Sally Quinn was the Washington Post religion reporter about 5 years ago.

Posted by: Cosda at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (OeoUR)

222 >> Sally Quinn was banged by Thomas Jefferson?

I don't know, son. But I grabbed her ass. And her mother's. At the same damn time.

Posted by: Zombie Strom Thurmond at October 19, 2017 05:50 PM (8O3HH)

223 211

How can she prove her claims? She could document a hundred cases. She could pick out 100 ISIS prisoners, for example, and hex them to death. That would give her some credibility, but correlation doesn't prove causation. I want her to demonstrate the existence of some mechanism, some causal chain, by which her will and performance of certain spells leads to the end result.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:49

She can't, because it is all a bunch of nonsense.... she's just prattling for the attention...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (pL6Vz)

224
Regrettably, I just watched The MeAgain dance video. Sweet fancy Moses.

No pole, not oiled up. Don't waste the time.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (O5Q3r)

225 Is this a re-tred or is it deja vu?

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (Kz9dH)

226 no ban please!

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (RDd1I)

227 They failed geometry, twice
Posted by: Jean at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (9TU00)

-----------------------------------------

Geometry was invented by Zeus lovers.

Posted by: William Eaton at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (MuTTO)

228 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 05:49 PM (/qEW2)

*Bitter steps quietly back out of range*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (12xou)

229 224
Regrettably, I just watched The MeAgain dance video. Sweet fancy Moses.

No pole, not oiled up. Don't waste the time.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (O5Q3r)

If there's one with Katie Courveh squatting over her face...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (mbhDw)

230 Let's get Milo Yiannappolis to challenge Quinn to a spell-off and see who dies first.

He loves that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (3myMJ)

231 >> Will it be the real her or the replicant?

Both! The only thing better than Melania is two Melania's.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 05:52 PM (8O3HH)

232 Quoting our own Soona:

"Jesus is coming back. With a bull whip. There will be running and screaming."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 05:52 PM (XrCyE)

233 Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) - SRV Live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVI7I-WDGx4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy
====

Dude. THANK YOU.

Chills!

So Awesome.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:52 PM (2wRtc)

234 230 Let's get Milo Yiannappolis to challenge Quinn to a spell-off and see who dies first.

He loves that kind of stuff.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 05:51 PM (3m

Called "the bitter Endora..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:52 PM (mbhDw)

235 Why can't we all just stick to bending spoons?

Posted by: Uri Gellar at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (Mouru)

236 A doyenne is a Chinese spice closely related to cayenne.

It's a type of weasel.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (60v4h)

237 from last thread, amazed to learn that some comments may be ace sockpuppets...

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (RDd1I)

238 233 Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) - SRV Live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVI7I-WDGx4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy
====

Dude. THANK YOU.

Chills!

So Awesome.
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:52 PM (2wRtc)

Check out the one by Angelique Kidjo. Damned good cover version.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (mbhDw)

239 Posted by: Uri Gellar at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (Mouru)

THERE IS NO DAMN SPOON!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (12xou)

240 The 'ettes that are fashion savvy (which is not me) should start a site, Melania's Mirror.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (Enq6K)

241 Hey, I'm like the Harvey Weinstein of Metaphysics and such.

She gives up the squeaker to my barbed cock, I gotta do something, right?

It's in the contract.

But, man, did I wreck her rectum pulling out. i mean, it's a mess back there.

Stuff just drops out, you know?

I'm the Prince of Darkness and even I don't want to think about it.

Posted by: Satan at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (9q7Dl)

242 236 A doyenne is a Chinese spice closely related to cayenne.

It's a type of weasel.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (60v4h)

Chinese spiceweasels are the best

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (ANIFC)

243 Tonight, the part of the fortune teller's house will be played by Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (XrCyE)

244 from last thread, amazed to learn that some comments may be ace sockpuppets...
Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (RDd1I)
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Sage, you must be new here. Learn to look at the hashes at the very end. Yours is RDd1I.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (UoSKV)

245
" ... as if murder is just a cutesy pastime of the wealthy and jaded."

Well, isn't it ?
Knowing what we now know about Our Betters, I'm not giving out Benefit of the Doubt any more. It's on them to prove that they're not murderers, along with all the other stuff they routinely accuse us deplorables of being.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (z3Hmr)

246 Wow, I don't know which is worse. That all the women in that Megan Kelly Dance Hits clip look exactly like you know they will, or that all the men do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (rjrh3)

247 Is this Quinn woman being ridiculed into oblivion? I assume she would be out of a job by now if she had claimed to be a Christian who successfully prayed for the supernatural healing of disease.

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (nBr1j)

248 Sure death hexes are easy. How's her quidditch?

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (IhAUh)

249 I hated Osama bin Laden and now he's dead. Coincidence?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (Nwg0u)

250 If she has a black cat, does that make her a mew-ling Quinn?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (tRaq7)

251 Regrettably, I just watched The MeAgain dance video. Sweet fancy Moses.

++++++++++

mom dance party!

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (RDd1I)

252 215
Regrettably, I just watched The MeAgain dance video. Sweet fancy Moses.

Posted by: Under Fire

===

I am so late.

Is there a link?

Did she go full Couric.

Did she TWERK?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (2wRtc)

253 Regrettably, I just watched The MeAgain dance video. Sweet fancy Moses.

No pole, not oiled up. Don't waste the time.

and yet , and yet. I would still hit that with all the mechanical fury of an industrial robot gone berserk.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (60v4h)

254 Burn her?

It's the fucking 21st century; we load her into a rocket and shoot it into the sun.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (bML9A)

255 Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (RDd1I)

Really?

Listen I've got a special deal here on a bridge that they're going to demolish. I've got the contract but can't meet the deadline. Just give me $200 dollars and you take over the contract and the clock on finishing starts over again.

We'll both make money. I swear. Dude. Would I lie to you?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (12xou)

256 191 OT: Did someone point out that a person wearing a red shiny hat like that congresscritters is only to be taken seriously at the bingo table. And even there she's probably mis-marked her card.
Posted by: DaveA
_______

Close. Someone said it looked she was getting ready to audition for the rest home talent show. I'm still laughing over that one.

Posted by: Furious George at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (j+dfT)

257 My mistake I see she is no longer employed by the Post. Is that also known as The National Laughingstock?

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (nBr1j)

258 can we rename the empty barrel Frederica Wilson?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:40 PM (mbhDw)

Fvck off....even I have standards.

Posted by: The Barrel at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (wYseH)

259 from last thread, amazed to learn that some comments may be ace sockpuppets...

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 05:53 PM (RDd1I)

You have taken your first step into a larger world.

Posted by: Obie Wan Zucchini at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (Mouru)

260 244

Sage, you must be new here. Learn to look at the hashes at the very end. Yours is RDd1I.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (UoSKV)

I look at mine, and would like to trade it for something... edgier.... who handles that work here??

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (pL6Vz)

261 Having thought about this a little more...stay clear of Sexton. He had the mojo put on him via a naked Don Knotts.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (XrCyE)

262 I had Siri type in last comment.

Posted by: Carol at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (NKOy9)

263
Here's some voodoo music from Dr. John:

"I walk on Gilded Splinters"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWvdO3l4_P8

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (9q7Dl)

264 Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (nBr1j)

Oh. But that's a MIRACLE. Everyone knows miracles can't happen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (12xou)

265 A doyenne?

Is that an old Lady who makes you go...

DOH!

Posted by: Don Q. at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (NgKpN)

266 When did the Earth become Planet Stupid?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (TdMsT)

267 And has anyone posted one of the best hex-related songs ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch6rCaibNe8

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (rjrh3)

268 The MeAgain ... Don't waste the time.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2017 05:51
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Stumpy legs, cellulite; one could go on and on but it would be rude.

Posted by: gNewt at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (Kz9dH)

269 Damn copycats.

Posted by: Screamin' Jay Hawkins at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (NWiLs)

270 Sage, you must be new here. Learn to look at the hashes at the very end. Yours is RDd1I.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 05:54 PM (UoSKV)
You are almost ridiculously nice, bluebell.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (14URa)

271 >>>>OT, there is a gala honoring Melania tonight..hope
she wears something spectacular.

I hope she wears nothing spectacular IYKWIMAITYD

But that's more like a private gala

Sorry, bad taste! I can't help it! The woman is pure hotness!

Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (q177U)

272 >>You have taken your first step into a larger world.
Posted by: Obie Wan Zucchini

Oh, that's where I put you! Silly me.

Posted by: Hope Solo at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (8O3HH)

273 Sage, you must be new here. Learn to look at the hashes at the very end. Yours is RDd1I.

+++++

it's a brave new world!

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (RDd1I)

274 For those of you who missed the Megyn Kelly dance off :

http://tinyurl.com/ybe4mnpc

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (4e+hS)

275 Years ago, I joked that our Ruling Class practiced black magic - Satanic intervention was good an explanation as any as to how we are ruled by evil people who wouldn't be capable of sweeping the parking lot at the Circle K. Now, I'm becoming more & more convinced they really do worship Satan.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (ANIFC)

276 I look at mine, and would like to trade it for something... edgier.... who handles that work here??

Hey, me too.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:57 PM (60v4h)

277 She turned me into a new.....tumah!

Posted by: Bosk at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (fjMEv)

278 and yet , and yet. I would still hit that with all the mechanical fury of an industrial robot gone berserk.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:55 PM (60v4h)

--

Agreed, although something has changed with her looks. Not sure what they're going for, but it's worse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (rjrh3)

279 Sally should love these people...

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-39587896

Best quote: "'General' Gaylord Tshimbala says voodoo makes him invincible"

Posted by: William Eaton at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (MuTTO)

280 Tarantino admits knowing about Weinstein's sexcapes for decades...and....wait for it....regrets not doing something about it.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (Enq6K)

281 "My mistake I see she is no longer employed by the Post. Is that also known as The National Laughingstock?"

Everyone there will be dead and soon!

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (3myMJ)

282 I just get sixty volts for four hours.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (60v4h)

283 I may be an old queen, but Sally is full of shit.

Posted by: The Amazing Randi at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (nUkMr)

284 >>Sorry, bad taste! I can't help it! The woman is pure
>> hotness!

No, man, that's good taste. She's a FLILF. The truth will set you free.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 05:59 PM (8O3HH)

285 All those "intellectuals" of past generations, who said that if only we could get rid of religions, get rid of Christianity, then all mankind would become rational and happy and there would never be any more wars or whatever.

And so our society worked as hard as it could to get rid of Christianity - and look what we get in return. All the old, old evils and idiocy, right back like they never left.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 05:59 PM (k1TUh)

286
Sally kilt me!

Posted by: Scottish dude in a dress at October 19, 2017 05:59 PM (r+sAi)

287 When did the Earth become Planet Stupid?

Right around the birth date of Karl Marx.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 05:59 PM (XrCyE)

288 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Tendinitis
Rabies
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

OK that last one is debatable.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 19, 2017 05:59 PM (rnAwa)

289 Into every life a little bad luck must fall. This is God's way of telling you to appreciate the good things in your life.

It is often a chance to offer encouragement to those who suffer bad luck.

We are, after all, in this lifeboat together, all alone, in the dark of an unknown universe. Can't we just be friends?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (m9X4Y)

290 285 All those "intellectuals" of past generations, who said that if only we could get rid of religions, get rid of Christianity, then all mankind would become rational and happy and there would never be any more wars or whatever.

And so our society worked as hard as it could to get rid of Christianity - and look what we get in return. All the old, old evils and idiocy, right back like they never left.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2017 05:59 PM (k1TUh)

Megachurches.....

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (pL6Vz)

291 Oh. But that's a MIRACLE. Everyone knows miracles can't happen.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (12xou)

Ahem!

Posted by: Zombie Coach Herb Brooks at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (ANIFC)

292 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Pin worms

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (60v4h)

293 Wasn't Doyenne Clint Walker's hapless sidekick?

Posted by: bergerbilder at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (lIZQs)

294 So, given all this doyenne's boasting, how is Trump still walking around?

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (3myMJ)

295 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Lumbago

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (XrCyE)

296 Tarantino admits knowing about Weinstein's sexcapes for decades...and....wait for it....regrets not doing something about it.

In fairness, Hitler waited 56 years to kill Hitler.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (Mouru)

297 Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (m9X4Y)

You touch my knee again and you're going to make friends with some fishes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (12xou)

298 to be fair, I don't have ace blogger's IP code memorizeds

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (RDd1I)

299 I look at mine, and would like to trade it for something... edgier.... who handles that work here??
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (pL6Vz)
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Maybe flounder would let you fight him for tbOMB. Or something like that. Those are the letters; don't know about the capitalization.

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (UoSKV)

300 You're welcome, Morty.

Check out the one by Angelique Kidjo. Damned good cover version.

That's a damned interesting take on that song, JJ.

Wish I had a video of me and my regular guitarist doing that tune. We mix in Third Stone from the Sun and Machine Gun in with it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (tRaq7)

301 295 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Lumbago
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 06:01 PM (XrCyE)

Infantigo

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (ANIFC)

302 288 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Rheumatoid arthritis

Lupus

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

303 287 When did the Earth become Planet Stupid?

Right around the birth date of Karl Marx.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 05:59 PM (XrCyE)

Winner winner, chicken dinner!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (TdMsT)

304 Quentin Tarantino is the most overrated dipshit in the history dipshits.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (XrCyE)

305 119 Why would the left love pagans?

I think the reasoning on the left is that pagans/occultists tend to be Earth worshippers. Therefore they will support the left's ecological agenda. It doesn't matter that their worship is based on wacky superstition.

They also believe in spirits but not in an omnipotent moral law giver, so they will not be strongly committed to belief in any system of ethics, including sexual ethics or something like the 10 commandments.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19

Why would they love pagans? For the same reason they love Islam. It is anti western and hostile towards Judeo-Christian values.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (z/Ubi)

306 Sage, it's only the one. Just think of 8 nurses. That's ace's hash.

(It's "be nice to newbies day," Peaches.)

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (UoSKV)

307 >>Lumbago

Not to be confused with Lambada, the forbidden dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSCAoE2K81U

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 06:03 PM (/tuJf)

308 >> Rheumatoid arthritis

I've actually got that shit. And it's much funnier than Seth Meyers.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:03 PM (8O3HH)

309 Sage, it's only the one. Just think of 8 nurses. That's ace's hash.

(It's "be nice to newbies day," Peaches.)
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:02 PM (UoSKV)

Hey, what is this crap?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2017 06:03 PM (Mouru)

310 I look at mine, and would like to trade it for something... edgier.... who handles that work here??

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (pL6Vz)

---

I think I heard you can play the lottery by rebooting your router. Or rebooting Ace's router. One or the other or something like that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Now in the Lost My Doctor AND My Monthly Premiums Doubled Column at October 19, 2017 06:03 PM (rjrh3)

311 307 >>Lumbago

Not to be confused with Lambada, the forbidden dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSCAoE2K81U
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 06:03 PM (/tuJf)

Rush Lumbago. Big on radio, I understand.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:03 PM (mbhDw)

312
A doyenne is a member of a senior class.
I looked up in Dictionary app.

Posted by: Carol at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (NKOy9)

313 Burn the witch!

Posted by: USNtakim at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (0OmEj)

314

Went to the fortune teller
To have my fortune read
I didn't what to tell her
I had a dizzy feeling in my head

Posted by: Sally Quim at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (IqV8l)

315 308 >> Rheumatoid arthritis

I've actually got that shit. And it's much funnier than Seth Meyers.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:03 PM (8O3HH)

I have psoriatic arthritis. I feel your pain. Literally.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (NWiLs)

316 Megachurches.....
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (pL6Vz)

Some megachurches are o.k. It depends what you categorize as a megachurch. Charles Stanley has quite a large church, for instance, and it seems like it's pretty standard doctrinal Christianity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (iVOAv)

317 I just had a repulsive image flash through my brain--Sally Quinn and Hillary dancing naked in the pale moon light.

Excuse me! I have to go take a call on the big white telephone.

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (nBr1j)

318 . Someone said it looked she was getting ready to audition for the rest home talent show.

LOL

Posted by: DaveA at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (FhXTo)

319
The first time I saw the word "doyenne" was indeed an article about Sally Quinn. And that was at least 25 years ago.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (8O3HH)

320 Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (9q7Dl)

TYVM for that. Dad has Gris-gris on vinyl. That cover art is spooky when you're 7 years old o_o

J. J. Sefton - unrelated comment re: a sidebar post, if someone is referred to as a goniffing momzer, the attribution 'J. J. Sefton' is wholly unnecessary

Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (y87Qq)

321 My luck, after the reboot, the hash would be DpSht1.....

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (pL6Vz)

322 I have psoriatic arthritis.

That's the green kind from Star Trek, right?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (XrCyE)

323 280 Tarantino admits knowing about Weinstein's sexcapes for decades...and....wait for it....regrets not doing something about it.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (Enq6K)

He was dating/diddling Mira Sorvino at about that time late 80s/early 90s. And she came out with a complaint.

Tarantino pimped her out so his flick would get a green light???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:06 PM (mbhDw)

324 322 I have psoriatic arthritis.

That's the green kind from Star Trek, right?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (XrCyE)

Heh. Not exactly.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:06 PM (NWiLs)

325 I wish she would use them against whoever is responsible for abomination that is Microsuck Word. I FUCKING HATE IT WITH A PASSION.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2017 06:06 PM (dZ756)

326 doyenne is just polite society way of saying rich+old+dead husband's wealthy

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (parenthesis are not funny) at October 19, 2017 06:06 PM (RDd1I)

327 So did Quinn's son indeed turn out to be a worthless douche?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 19, 2017 06:06 PM (O848g)

328 320 Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2017 05:56 PM (9q7Dl)

TYVM for that. Dad has Gris-gris on vinyl. That cover art is spooky when you're 7 years old o_o

J. J. Sefton - unrelated comment re: a sidebar post, if someone is referred to as a goniffing momzer, the attribution 'J. J. Sefton' is wholly unnecessary
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2017 06:05 PM (y87Qq)

True, but I suspect the cobs are quick learners too!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:06 PM (mbhDw)

329 Now, I'm becoming more & more convinced they really do worship Satan.

No convincing needed. They do. Just look at the dramatic rise in satanic imagery in a lot of popular music today.

Ain't no doubt about it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:06 PM (tRaq7)

330 As a Paladin with a +3 Saving Throw vs. Cancer and Disease?

I'm not worried.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (Ckg4U)

331 280 Tarantino admits knowing about Weinstein's sexcapes for decades...and....wait for it....regrets not doing something about it.

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 05:58 PM (Enq6K)

-----------------------------------------

From Sept. 25th 2017: Weinstein takes Tarantino out for dinner!

https://pagesix.com/2017/09/25/harvey-weinstein-continues-to-treat-newly-engaged-quentin-tarantino/

Posted by: William Eaton at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (MuTTO)

332 I'm melting! What a world! What a world!

Posted by: Hillary at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (bc2Lc)

333 316 Megachurches.....
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (pL6Vz)

Some megachurches are o.k. It depends what you categorize as a megachurch. Charles Stanley has quite a large church, for instance, and it seems like it's pretty standard doctrinal Christianity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (iVOAv)

Well, yeah... I guess I had an image of a grinnin' guy surrounded by Death Lasers and ground fog... spending too much time at BabylonBee I guess...

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (pL6Vz)

334 I have psoriatic arthritis. I feel your pain. Literally.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (NWiLs)
--------
*fistbump*

Posted by: Weasel at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (Sfs6o)

335 #218 Octogram is the mother of Octomom?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (LQLeS)

336 "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity"

Posted by: Harlan Ellison or Frank Zappa? at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (UdKB7)

337
Next time I'll write "nachuv'n dreck paskudnik."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:08 PM (mbhDw)

338 Interestingly enough the former Presiding bishop of the Episcopal Church Rev Schori did a sermon saying Paul did a bad thing because he deprived her of a gift of "spiritual awareness" and th former Bishop was rightly castigated for it. She's possessed by a demon-of the devil and the Bishop thinks slavery to a demon is o.k.?!!.

...

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (iVOAv)

========

I remember reading about her doing that. This is the problem with radicals like Schori and Spong. If they allow themselves to second guess Paul (and in some cases even Jesus) because such men were "the product of their time", then they are essentially reducing the Bible to a historical account, and making up the theology themselves.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 06:08 PM (/qEW2)

339 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Polio, elephantiasis, dengue fever, and the yaws.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 19, 2017 06:09 PM (2NqXo)

340 333 316 Megachurches.....
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:00 PM (pL6Vz)

Some megachurches are o.k. It depends what you categorize as a megachurch. Charles Stanley has quite a large church, for instance, and it seems like it's pretty standard doctrinal Christianity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:04 PM (iVOAv)

Well, yeah... I guess I had an image of a grinnin' guy surrounded by Death Lasers and ground fog... spending too much time at BabylonBee I guess...
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (pL6Vz)

It would be an improvement over acoustic guitar hymns

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:09 PM (ANIFC)

341 339 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Polio, elephantiasis, dengue fever, and the yaws.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 19, 2017 06:09 PM (2NqXo)

And don't forget scrapie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (mbhDw)

342 "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity""
-Posted by: Harlan Ellison or Frank Zappa? at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (UdKB7)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (Ckg4U)

343 The first time I saw the word "doyenne" was indeed an article about Sally Quinn. And that was at least 25 years ago.

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The masculine equivalent is old fart.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (Nwg0u)

344 You see you really can't have smart without stupid so you might as well learn to live with it.

Posted by: Harlan Ellison or Frank Zappa? at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (UdKB7)

345 It would be an improvement over acoustic guitar hymns
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:09 PM (ANIFC)
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*fistbump*

*sign of the cross*

Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (UoSKV)

346
The Limey rag Daily Mail says that Uncle Harvey's butt boys and girls (employees of his company) are "violating their NDAs" to say they knew Uncle Harvey was a philandering bully and perverted satry, but honest -- swearsies! -- they didn't know nutthin' 'bout no non-consensual stuff like exposin' and whackin' nor rapin' or anything of that nature.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (8O3HH)

347 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Hey NBC, gimme that jag-off's time slot and I'll get twice the ratings he does.

Posted by: Gout at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (9q7Dl)

348 What's wrong with Lamar Alexander's face? It looks like one of his eyes is migrating like a flounder.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2017 06:11 PM (/tuJf)

349 346
The Limey rag Daily Mail says that Uncle Harvey's butt boys and girls (employees of his company) are "violating their NDAs" to say they knew Uncle Harvey was a philandering bully and perverted satry, but honest -- swearsies! -- they didn't know nutthin' 'bout no non-consensual stuff like exposin' and whackin' nor rapin' or anything of that nature.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (8O3HH)

They were only following orders. And not following odors...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:11 PM (mbhDw)

350 I like the bit I read about the final verse of " Good Good Father" being finally located at the edge of the Known Universe....

Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:12 PM (pL6Vz)

351 338-Fortunately she got called out on in.

http://tinyurl.com/opuvyxh

It must be catching. Some Bishop in the Methodist church said the same thing several years ago, but her critique was that Paul did a bad thing by depriving the slave girl of her living. Ugh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:12 PM (iVOAv)

352 That's funny. I used my thighs.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at October 19, 2017 06:12 PM (QE8X6)

353 347 #AilmentsAsFunnyAsSethMeyers

Hey NBC, gimme that jag-off's time slot and I'll get twice the ratings he does.

Posted by: Gout at October 19, 2017 06:10 PM (9q7Dl)

Have real actors just read a transcript of the comments. 10 share at least!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 06:12 PM (mbhDw)

354 What's wrong with Lamar Alexander's face? It looks like one of his eyes is migrating like a flounder.

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Yep, that's the plan

Posted by: Sally Quinn, hexidicine woman at October 19, 2017 06:12 PM (QC/4S)

355 She has dead black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Captain Quint at October 19, 2017 06:12 PM (EATOD)

356 Well, yeah... I guess I had an image of a grinnin' guy surrounded by Death Lasers and ground fog... spending too much time at BabylonBee I guess...
Posted by: kraken at October 19, 2017 06:07 PM (pL6Vz)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:13 PM (iVOAv)

357
It must be catching. Some Bishop in the Methodist church said the same thing several years ago, but her critique was that Paul did a bad thing by depriving the slave girl of her living. Ugh!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:12 PM (iVOAv)

She could have joined the NFL - they have multimillionaire slaves.

Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2017 06:13 PM (ANIFC)

358 St. Willard is the patron fallen saint of terminal Satanic cancer.

Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2017 06:13 PM (Kwhm/)

359 >>Now, I'm becoming more more convinced they really do worship Satan.

Yeah, after learning more about the Podesta brothers' spirit cooking and freaky art collection...? Something's not right.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2017 06:13 PM (W+vEI)

360 "Come on without,
come on within,
You've not seen nothing like,
raving Sally Quinn... "

Everybody's talkin
'about how so and so croaked
Some said it was ju ju rites
Some, cancer from smoke
Washington is in despair
Every girl and boy
But when Quinn the Magico gets here she's gonna shout A-DOYYY!

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 19, 2017 06:14 PM (yqvys)

361 Nood. Can't be first. I'm back and I'm bad.

Posted by: Peaches at October 19, 2017 06:14 PM (14URa)

362 Remember the 70's and 80's when New Age was a thing? Channeling, Harmonic Convergence, Spoon Bending? And why spoon bending and not fork bending?

Maybe Quinn put a spell on that Congress critter and gave her an unquenchable desire to wear ridiculous hats.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 19, 2017 06:14 PM (LQLeS)

363 So I think I see the trick here...

She wants to be tried for murder, but be tried for murder (or maybe just sued for wrongful death), it would have to be proven that witchcraft is real. And if witchcraft is real, then that Pagan religion is real. Thus, Judo-Christianity is fake.

But I say everyone just refer to her as a murderer from now on. She can claim it slander or libel (depending on medium). But it can't be, because she confessed herself to being a murderer. One is simply accepting Sally Quinn what she claims herself to be.

Would it be any different to call her a man if she claimed to be one?

Posted by: Leland at October 19, 2017 06:14 PM (4y/OO)

364 " I've spent years wishing ass cancer on Lindsay Graham to no result."

Looks like you hit McCain. Weird, because I always thought Miss Monday's head was up McCain's ass.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (NdbXA)

365 Dr. Quinn, medicine Woman. Heap bad medicine.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (O848g)

366
Sally Quinn, Bad Medicine Woman.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (3myMJ)

367 So, let me get this straight. If witches do hexes, then why do they worship in a pentagram?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2017 05:43 PM (mbhDw)

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Try our Curse Removal System: Hex-a-gone.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (/qEW2)

368 Methodist Bishop?

I asked a Monsigneur about the claim that the Lutherans and the Anglicans claim Apostolic Succession.

"They can claim to be the tooth fairy. But when they broke from Rome, the Apostolic Succession ended."

Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (Oj1RP)

369 Posted by: Fauxcahontas at October 19, 2017 06:15 PM (O848g)

Wow.

Posted by: Meremortal at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (3myMJ)

370 A new thread arriveth

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (di1hb)

371 Watch this, Sally- I'm putting a weekend hex on all Chicago residents (I've added an AoS exemption). Watch me rack up the points!

Three... Huh, whatever.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (iFP6G)

372 Remember when I told you there would be BACON.

An "Ette" has provided the most glorious selection of bacons to go along with your corn fed, no hormone or filler burgers for the meet up.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (qkgvP)

373 I have psoriatic arthritis.

B'Gal has that. No good, very bad. She's pretty much homebound anymore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (tRaq7)

374 I think her kid is a, uh, mentally challenged misfit fathered by a really, really old man and herself who is not a Mensa member. So pointing this out to her and saying he would never be a brain surgeon, ambassador or famous playboy would upset the old tart.

Posted by: Lester at October 19, 2017 06:17 PM (LfJIn)

375 Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (Oj1RP)

No point in arguing about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:18 PM (iVOAv)

376 OTm& I apologize. I was looking at vet records for my adopted cat. She's a "tortie" I never heard that word but it means a cat that is multicolored and very dark. I found article yesterday & ordered a 2018 calendar because I am sick of the POS American Rose Society calendars they havem sold in past 10 years. Once financial crisis hit, they went to cheapest paper possible. On 1/1 of each year I hung up and it promptly falls off hook because paper is so thin, it tears. I have to hold up with a clip & they are not cheap.

I have to finish what I am doing and find Lexi. She's been going on to the kitchen table and staying there and I must break her of that hAbit aNd she's started clawing caroetsl. Hall on startling on first floor where front door is all the way up to third floor until my old bedroom have same perfect blue carpet, It's been here since 1989 & in good shape for that age. I can't afford to replace it.

Posted by: Carol at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (NKOy9)

377 Charles Payne just played a clip from Congresswoman Wilson about her remarks after Gen. Kelly's appearance:

"Let me tell you something my mother told me when I was just a little girl....A dog can bark at the moon all night long and it doesn't mean a thing until the moon barks back."

Charles Payne: I have no idea what that means.

LOL!

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 06:20 PM (Enq6K)

378 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 06:08 PM (/qEW2)

I was praying for Bishop Spong. He is about 88 and had a stroke. I don't agree with practically everything he says theologically, but I understand from someone who had him as their Rector but has since converted to the Orthodox church in America and become a Deacon that he was a kind and loving pastoral presence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (iVOAv)

379 Her imaginary magic is weak. John Kelly's pimp hand is real and strong.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (e1mEI)

380 Didn't she used to have a weekly spot on O'Reilly? It was 2 or 3 years ago, but she would come on and discuss religion in the most dry, acedemic, non- religious way possible.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 19, 2017 06:22 PM (f8ilN)

381 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 05:41 PM (iVOAv)

Exactly!

Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 19, 2017 06:23 PM (fmsRl)

382 Apple news had article this morning that the planet Uranus will be visible tonight. I wish I had known that earlier because I would likes decent pair of binoculars (but inexpensive) cat cost me a lot in one day.
If I wanted kitten, they want you to take two at $250 each from same litter. I would not want two kittens at same time, they're too much work and $500 is a lot to spend.
I found cheaper than grocery store site, Chewy.com from Kitty Connection link. But I am going to compare 4 for $ compared to Jet.

Posted by: Carol at October 19, 2017 06:34 PM (NKOy9)

383 I think this woman had retired. Maybe MeAgain could replace her.

http://tinyurl.com/hdh3jpp

Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2017 06:35 PM (Enq6K)

384 Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2017 06:16 PM (Oj1RP)

Should've laid this one on him.

Paul (alias Saul) was originally a Jew and a Christian persecutor. I contend that he realized he was getting nowhere with stamping out the sect of Christianity.

So he contrived his epiphany on the Road to Damascus and took over the nascent Christian Church.

He was a MOLE! He was a Jew all along and managed to change the fundamentals of the Christian Church into what was finally accepted by the Romans. (Strange how they went nuts killing Christians and then one day decided everything was hunky dory.)

This was done by the watering down of the Christian Creed and belief so that it became acceptable to the Roman Citizen and thence became the unifying structure of all the Roman Gods under the rubric of the Christian Church.

Neat twist there, Huh?

Not saying this is true. But it could be.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 19, 2017 06:36 PM (12xou)

385 I was praying for Bishop Spong. He is about 88 and had a stroke. I don't agree with practically everything he says theologically, but I understand from someone who had him as their Rector but has since converted to the Orthodox church in America and become a Deacon that he was a kind and loving pastoral presence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:21 PM (iVOAv)

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I've seen him in debates, I'm sure he's sincere and intelligent and has done good in his personal interactions. It's just that I feel what he is doing is weakening the religion that I think needs to predominate here. And yes, I feel a bit of a sleaze for wanting this, because I'm not really a believer. I want it to be so for pragmatic reasons (ie. live in a land where people have deeply conditioned moral instincts, and I think Christianity is the best option).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 06:37 PM (/qEW2)

386 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2017 06:37 PM (/qEW2)

Yes; he's cute intelligent and his books are well written-just wrong and yes, he weakens Christianity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2017 06:39 PM (iVOAv)

387 Too cheap to buy a baseball bat?

Posted by: KentAllard at October 19, 2017 08:08 PM (TQw9b)

388 Sally Whore Quinn was screwing Ben Bradlee when he was married to his second wife, and wrecked that marriage. Clearly, the broad knows how to get what she wants by hook or by crook.

Posted by: Beverly at October 19, 2017 08:37 PM (ua5NM)

389 So we created oil, gas, and nuclear energy to have safe clean reliable power to eliminate being at the whims of nature so that we can have the money to put in solar and wind power to be at the whims of nature.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2017 09:21 PM (bmkS9)

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